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  1. Re:Download ringtones for your car!!!* on Audi Gives Silent Electric Car Synthetic Sound · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't that be a RUNtone?

  2. Re:But... on Young Butchered Mammoth Discovered In Siberia · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    "... I think God put you here to test my faith, dude."

    My theory is god put it here just to screw with us. I figure he was sucking back a few brews with his friends while putting together the universe. (Much like an Ikea kit.) when he thought this will f**k them up. I will stick some bones in the ground. It will be hilarious! Of course all his friends agreed with him because he was buying the beer.

  3. Re:That's it on Flying Car Makes Successful Maiden Flight · · Score: 1

    Until you and I can pick one up at the local dealership you can continue to ask "BUT WHERE IS MY FLYING CAR?"
    Then I expect you will still be able to ask "BUT WHERE IS MY AFFORDABLE FLYING CAR?"

  4. Re:Accountability on Queensland Police to Look For Unsecured WiFi Spots · · Score: 2

    Locking the doors of your car is a foolish waste of time.
    If you lock the doors they break a window, and steal your stuff. If you don't lock the doors you tend to not leave anything in your car for them to steal, and your window doesn't get broken.
    My car doesn't even have door locks. I would say 3 or 4 times a year I get back to me car after work and I can tell someone has gone through my car. (I park in a very high vehicle crime area.)
    I do put the club on the steering wheel though, and have a hidden kill switch.
    The funny thing is I get the same notice on my care about once a year and it never notes that my doors are unlocked. :)

  5. Re:Nice... not on Millions In China Live In Energy Efficient Caves · · Score: 1

    I have that book. I was rather unimpressed.

  6. Re:Simple solution... on Tennessee Passes Bill That Allows "Teaching the Controversy" of Evolution · · Score: 1

    I believe we should apply the principals of reverse phrenology to theses creationist idiots.
    http://bbd.soup.io/post/125773535/Reverse-phrenology-n-Changing-peoples-characters-and

  7. Re:Nice to see on All Video Games Cause Aggressive Behavior, Say Two US Congressmen · · Score: 1

    Well, that is important. Because we all know that what we all really need is more single mothers. Also legislating morality always works.

  8. Nice to see on All Video Games Cause Aggressive Behavior, Say Two US Congressmen · · Score: 1

    For this to be important all other problems must have been fixed. So I am happy to know that there is no more pollution, the economy is fixed, everyone has a job and health care. I bet they even fixed the education system, before coming up with this little gem.

  9. Re:Three probs on U.S. Missile Defense Against Iran Makes China/Russia Mad, Might Not Even Work · · Score: 1

    There is no defense from Toyota pickup trucks! Have you not seen this?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnWKz7Cthkk

  10. Re:It has to happen on The Risk of a Meltdown In the Cloud · · Score: 1

    I want Jimmie's and Joe's addresses, because I am going to get my money! :)

  11. Re:Damn unfortunate on Rutgers Student Ravi Convicted of Bias Intimidation and Spying · · Score: 0

    I find it really entertaining when homophobes get sent to prison. I would bet good money he comes out of prison with a size 12 asshole.
    And that thought makes me smile.

  12. Re:Thespians on Pay the TSA $100 and Bypass Airport Security · · Score: 1

    Thanks, I am going to make a note of that. :)

  13. Re:Im still wondering... on George "geohot" Hotz Arrested In Texas For Posession of Marijuana · · Score: 1

    Soooo basically I give up my 4th amendment rights simply because I live in a town within 100 miles of the border? Total crock of shit.....

    Welcome to the United States of America.

  14. Re:Smart people can be dumb on George "geohot" Hotz Arrested In Texas For Posession of Marijuana · · Score: 2

    Think of it as a sane oasis, surrounded by a wasteland of angry mutants circling around it in dune buggies.

    I saw that movie, I didn't realize it was a documentary. :)

  15. Re:The Screen on Apple Unveils New iPad · · Score: 1

    Control Panel -> Adjust screen resolution -> Make text and other items larger or smaller

    This would be great if it worked. But I have tried it and as soon as you start using nonstandard settings it starts breaking other things.

  16. Re:I Want Free Donuts For Life on Canadian Music Industry Wants Subscriber Disclosure Without Court Oversight · · Score: 1

    Yes, most Canadians have noticed the spread of Starbucks. While Tim Horton's no longer has good donuts, at least the coffee isn't burnt like Starbucks!

  17. Re:The sheer greed of these men know no bounds. on Canadian Music Industry Wants Subscriber Disclosure Without Court Oversight · · Score: 1

    Shatner's latest album is musical genius!
    As it happens I kind of like Rush.
    The rest of them should be shot out of cannons, directly at a very large brick wall.

  18. Re:Come over to the Netherlands, we'll euthanise h on Santorum Defends Robocalls To Democrats · · Score: 1

    I believe you are forgetting the V1 flying bomb.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V-1_flying_bomb
    The V1 could easily be considered as one of the first armed flying drones.

  19. Re:Robo-calls make me avoid your product. on Santorum Defends Robocalls To Democrats · · Score: 0

    That didn't stop people electing Bush II. Twice.

    Oh, give the American people some credit! They only elected him once. He stole the election the first time. :)

  20. Re:Stop it. on Santorum Defends Robocalls To Democrats · · Score: 2

    Disclaimer: I am not an American. But I do enjoy watching your politics from just across the Canadian border. (Best comedy anywhere.)

    What I see from my side of the border, is that the election has already been decided. Obama will win again, and here is why:
    Gingrich has been out of the running ever since his desire for an open marriage came out.
    Romney, has already started fading into the background.
    Paul, who?
    Santorum, He will probably win the nomination. But he is a religious nut job! So far out there that thousands, if not millions of people who would normally just ignore the election will run, not walk to their polling places to vote Obama.

  21. Re:What about openness? on The Best Streaming Media Player · · Score: 1

    You are right about that! I bought my AppleTV, and was really disappointed in how little it could do. Then I hacked it and installed XBMC. The world just opened up. A hacked AppleTV is the best streaming media player I have ever seen.
    Admittedly it is only 720P, but when streaming ripped videos it really isn't that much of an issue.
    Netflix is pretty good on it too.

  22. Re:Funny story... on Nigerian Scam Artists Taken For $33,000 · · Score: 1

    I have been to Niagara. There is not that much difference.
    Of course I meant to type Nigeria. Stupid rented fingers.

  23. Re:Funny story... on Nigerian Scam Artists Taken For $33,000 · · Score: 1

    I would not call that $80,000 of garbage recycled for free.
    I would call that $80,000 of garbage dumped in Niagara.

  24. Re:South Park was prophetic. on Why Canada Does Not Belong On the US Piracy Watchlist · · Score: 1

    We must invade Canada!

    Good luck to you with that. We have hockey sticks and we know how to use them.
    The last time Americans tried to invade Canada it didn't work out to well for them.

  25. Re:Canada should strive to be on every list like t on Why Canada Does Not Belong On the US Piracy Watchlist · · Score: 1

    As a Canadian I would like to avoid using the American Peso, thank you very much.