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  1. Re:My review... on Peppermint OS One Review · · Score: 1

    I installed DOS 6.22 and Windows 3.11 onto a 1GHz machine.
    Fast is not the word.
    The POST took longer than bootup.

  2. Re:Part deux on Apple Loses Another 4th-Gen iPhone · · Score: 1

    Another tragic fisting accident. When will people learn to take their watches off before playing?

  3. Re:News flash! on BSA Says Software Theft Exceeded $51B In 2009 · · Score: 1

    They said it couldn't be done. But I proved them wrong. :)
    And just who are they anyway?

  4. Re:News flash! on BSA Says Software Theft Exceeded $51B In 2009 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You can find out more about this remarkable technological advancement at the following URL:
    http://www.goatse.cx/

  5. Re:Poor buggers on BSA Says Software Theft Exceeded $51B In 2009 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey! I resemble that comment.

  6. Re:300 HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS! on Bill Gates Funds Seawater-Spraying Cloud Machines · · Score: 4, Funny

    seawater-squirting cloud machines, now with 'SquirtsForSure'!

    Off to register 'squirtsforsure.com' Soon to the the hottest pr0n site on the internet.

  7. One of these words does not belong on Microsoft Shows Off Future Product Tech · · Score: 0, Troll

    New
    Innovative
    Revolutionary
    Creative
    Cool
    Microsoft

    Can you figure out which one?

  8. Re:Security is as futile as DRM. Of course we lost on The Desktop Security Battle May Be Lost · · Score: 1

    You are not advocating that people stop downloading Russian porn are you? Because that is just crazy talk!

  9. Re:Another Stab At a Canadian DMCA on Another Stab At a Canadian DMCA · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I am not advocating a change of government. I firmly believe that a minority government, such as we have now, at least prevents anyone from really fucking things up. Personally I advocate throwing the party leaders out on their collective asses. Lord knows they have proven time and time again they they can not work or play well with others.

    I can not think of one that would be out of place working on a seedy used car lot.

  10. Re:Another Stab At a Canadian DMCA on Another Stab At a Canadian DMCA · · Score: 1

    Also a west coaster here. Gordon Campbell's death needs to come more slowly. Preferably televised so everyone in BC can enjoy it.

  11. Re:Another Stab At a Canadian DMCA on Another Stab At a Canadian DMCA · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As a Canadian I am usually pretty nonviolent. But I have had enough of this asshole! Would somebody please take a stab at Harper?
    He does not represent me, or anyone I know.
    I think it is time for a revolution.

  12. Re:Wow on Crowdsourcing HIV Research · · Score: 3, Informative

    Well you could get involved with:
    http://www.worldcommunitygrid.org/
    and donate some processor time to FightAIDS@Home

    Just a thought.

  13. Re:My personal favorite on Top 10 Things Hollywood Thinks Computers Can Do · · Score: 1

    I loved that movie.
    First movie as a kid that I ever went to without parents.
    The movie that made me save up and buy my first modem.
    In a way I have Wargames to thank for my career in IT.

  14. Re:Parents doing their job?? on California's Santa Clara County Bans Happy Meal Toys · · Score: 1

    I normally can stand "Fixed that for you", but in this case you improved it so much all I can do is thank you.

  15. Re:Typo on California's Santa Clara County Bans Happy Meal Toys · · Score: 1

    Better to eat the toy, than the so called food.

  16. Re:Parents doing their job?? on California's Santa Clara County Bans Happy Meal Toys · · Score: 1

    Now, now. We all know it takes a village to raise a child.

    Never forget, every village has an idiot, and sometimes he is the mayor.

  17. Re:WTF?! on Senators Tell Facebook To Quit Sharing Users' Info · · Score: 1

    I do have a Facebook account. I don't use it much, although I did reconnect with a few old friends.
    I am very cautious about what I put up on my profile. (Very little.)
    I hate any organization changing their T&C, I put up with it because I don't care at all what they might choose to do with pictures of my 21 year old Jeep, or my 29 year old motorcycle. As much as I wish it wasn't so, Facebook is where the people are.

  18. Obligatory on Fake Antivirus Peddlers Outpacing Real AV Firms · · Score: 1

    Take off and nuke it from orbit... It's the only way to be sure.

  19. Re:turnabout? on Senators Tell Facebook To Quit Sharing Users' Info · · Score: 0

    My +5 Insightful comment. "You Can't Legislate Away Stupidity"

  20. Re:Oooh, Oooh, Idea! on NASA Expands Role of International Space Station · · Score: 1

    Two great things about using Lawyers for research are:
    1. The researchers don't begin to feel attached to the lawyers.
    2. The SPCA and PETA won't bother you.

  21. WTF?! on Senators Tell Facebook To Quit Sharing Users' Info · · Score: 2, Funny

    Isn't the whole point of Facebook to share user information.
    I mean personally I find it pretty pointless, but some people seem to like being able to share their bowel movements. (and other less useful information.)

  22. There is a special place in hell for these people on Fake Antivirus Peddlers Outpacing Real AV Firms · · Score: 1

    I envision it as a desk with a computer and an infinite stack of virus infected floppies. :)

  23. Damn it! on Spoiler-Free Iron Man 2 Review · · Score: 2, Funny

    At least put up a Spoiler Alert before you do that. I was finally going to get around to watching Star Wars this weekend.
    Bastard.

  24. Not to speak ill of the soon to be dead, on Man Selling Ad Space On His Urn · · Score: 1

    But Two urns?
    How much of a fat bastard do you have to be to need 2 urns?

  25. Re:Regulation on House Proposes Legalizing, Taxing Online Gambling · · Score: 1

    I don't think you need to code anything into the games. I think all Casino games are designed already to do this.