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California's Santa Clara County Bans Happy Meal Toys

WrongSizeGlass writes "The L.A. Times is reporting that Santa Clara County officials have voted to ban toys and other promotions that restaurants offer with high-calorie children's meals. 'This ordinance prevents restaurants from preying on children's love of toys' to sell high-calorie, unhealthful food, said Supervisor Ken Yeager, who sponsored the measure. 'This ordinance breaks the link between unhealthy food and prizes.' Supervisor Donald Gage, who voted against the measure, said, 'If you can't control a 3-year-old child for a toy, God save you when they get to be teenagers.' The vote was 3 - 2 in favor of the ban."

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  1. I swear.... by Em+Emalb · · Score: 5, Insightful

    California may as well be a whole 'nother country.

    I know, let's not bother with that thing known as personal responsibility, let's legislate EVERYTHING!

    Hey parents, your kids wouldn't be so fat if you didn't feed them crap food and let them sit on their butts in front of the t.v. all day and night.

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    1. Re:I swear.... by ArcherB · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I know, let's not bother with that thing known as personal responsibility, let's legislate EVERYTHING!

      Whole heartedly agree!

      I don't even know if it's so much personal responsibility, as that means responsibility for one's self. This is about parental responsibility. Which makes me laugh when I read, "This ordinance prevents restaurants from preying on children's love of toys' to sell high-calorie, unhealthful toys..." Kids shouldn't have a say. If the parents are doing their jobs, it won't matter who the restaurants prey upon.

      Besides, it not so much the toys that bring 'em in. It's parent's being too lazy/busy to make dinner for their child. As a parent, I can understand this as my wife and I work three jobs between us and go to school. Sometimes, it's kinda nice to eat out on the cheap. (We do Chick-fil-A. Does that count as crap food?) The toy is just a bonus to keep our child busy long enough so we can finish our meals with some level of peace. (Besides, I like to play with them too)

      What's next? Are they going to ban the playgrounds, clown mascotts and kid's clubs?

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    2. Re:I swear.... by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hey parents, your kids wouldn't be so fat if you didn't feed them crap food and let them sit on their butts in front of the t.v. all day and night.

      The kids are just doing what the parents are doing.

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    3. Re:I swear.... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Yep. America is now third or fourth generation lardass. It's a downward spiral the parents grew up that way, their kids will be worse.

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    4. Re:I swear.... by DerekLyons · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, preventing corporations from taking advantage is a bad thing.

      Seriously, sometimes it's about personal responsibility, but other times it's about other things - and this is one of those times. Give the 'personal responsibility' kneejerk a rest and think sometimes.

    5. Re:I swear.... by Enderandrew · · Score: 3, Informative

      My daughter quickly learned that Burger King and McDonalds had toys. That didn't mean I had to take her there. If she really wants to go to a fast food place and get a toy, I take her to Subway and get her a turkey sandwich.

      Responsible parenting isn't all that hard.

      It really gets me that people who scream so loudly about freedom and liberty and usually the ones who want to take it away piece by piece with legislation.

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    6. Re:I swear.... by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well this is what happens when you revive Feudalism. The commoners are too stupid to run their own lives, so we need the Lords to decide what they can and can not have.

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    7. Re:I swear.... by shoehornjob · · Score: 1

      I know, let's not bother with that thing known as personal responsibility, let's legislate EVERYTHING!

      While I agree with you in theory it's obvious that parents are not doing their jobs so government must step in SOMETIMES. Besides, how the hell is this a science post? It must be a slow day at Slashdot.

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    8. Re:I swear.... by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, preventing corporations from taking advantage is a bad thing.

      I wasn't aware that including a toy with a meal was "taking advantage"

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    9. Re:I swear.... by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Interesting

      While I agree with you in theory it's obvious that parents are not doing their jobs so government must step in SOMETIMES.

      How is taking away the happy meal toy "stepping in"? The parents who are so irresponsible as to allow their kids to live off this crap aren't going there for the free toys. They are going there because they are too lazy and/or stupid to come up with a better choice at dinnertime.

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    10. Re:I swear.... by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 4, Funny

      My daughter quickly learned that Burger King and McDonalds had toys. That didn't mean I had to take her there. If she really wants to go to a fast food place and get a toy, I take her to Subway and get her a turkey sandwich.

      I just love playing with those Subway turkey sandwiches. The best part is that when you're done you don't have to put away your new toy ... you just eat it! Mmmm, funlicious!

    11. Re:I swear.... by Enderandrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Subway kid's meals come with toys.

      Natalie Portman feels left out of your signature.

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    12. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's why I moved.

      I got sick of all this crap, and the court system there is practically insane.

      My kid LOVES happy meal toys. Doesn't mean I ever take him to get happy meals or whatnot - it's something 'special' for when we're on a road trip. We might stop at a fast food place off the side of the freeway on occasion.

    13. Re:I swear.... by Facegarden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      California may as well be a whole 'nother country.

      I know, let's not bother with that thing known as personal responsibility, let's legislate EVERYTHING!

      Hey parents, your kids wouldn't be so fat if you didn't feed them crap food and let them sit on their butts in front of the t.v. all day and night.

      Well, the sad truth is, we're all being so fucking stupid that it actually makes *sense* for them to do this. Parents *should* take care of their kids, but they're not and our whole country is getting fucking fat. We keep trying fitness promotion and all kinds of shit, but everyone just keeps getting fatter.

      I'm not sure if its better to legislate us when we're being this fucking stupid, or let us all just kill ourselves. I don't approve of unnecessary legislation like this, but you sure have to wonder how the hell we're going to solve our fat fucking problem!
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    14. Re:I swear.... by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

      Natalie Portman feels left out of your signature.

      There's no room left. I've hit the character limit I guess.

    15. Re:I swear.... by Moryath · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I still stop by McDonald's/Burger King when they have nifty toys. Usually they'll sell you just the toy for around a buck or so. They're good for having around when friends bring their kids along to board game night.

      As for the Granola State (land of fruits, nuts, and flakes), yeah. Must be something in the water out there that makes them all insane.

      Honestly, what are they going to do next? Ban Cracker Jack boxes? The crap coming in those barely qualifies as a "toy" these days.

    16. Re:I swear.... by jd · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So if you want a nation worth living in, and the adults won't fix their own (or their children's) self-destructive cycles, who do you suggest does fix it? The choice is rather limited. Ideally, education would solve this problem, but the British chef Jamie Oliver was kicked around when he suggested US schools educate kids on better food. So clearly the schools don't give a crap. If nobody is willing to actually OWN their responsibility, to the point where the nation suffers (loss of productivity = loss of revenue and loss of GDP, loss of mental function = loss of progress and loss of investment), then surely since the Government is for the people and doing nothing is against the people, the Government must step in.

      I believe that it may be too late to avoid some Government intervention, but it should be as limited as possible and to target the root causes. Those root causes include crappy education and parental malpractrice. The former is going to be hard to fix, as Governments routinely treat education as something of a dirty word. The latter is next-to-impossible, as parents generally reserve the right to abuse their kids and resent any restrictions on the kind of abuse they can inflict. Even if these issues could be solved, the existing attitudes at high levels of authority are so perverted and degenerate that they're rarely capable of actually "fixing" anything without making it worse. However, if the options are death-by-fat for an entire nation vs. videogame-lifesupport, the lifesupport makes better sense.

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    17. Re:I swear.... by bjourne · · Score: 0, Troll

      Good for you. It is still unethical for McDonald's and Burger King to take advantage of kids lack of self-control. The issues are separate. Likewise, it is unethical for gambling companies to use excessive amounts of blinkenlights which they know creates irresistable urges in gambling addicts which is how they make money. Or for tobacco companies to sell lethal poison. I can't see how laws against preying on children can be a bad thing.

    18. Re:I swear.... by Shakrai · · Score: 0

      If nobody is willing to actually OWN their responsibility, to the point where the nation suffers (loss of productivity = loss of revenue and loss of GDP, loss of mental function = loss of progress and loss of investment)

      You realize that same argument (they are costing us money!) can be used to justify all sorts of things that aren't as well intentioned as what you are suggesting?

      then surely since the Government is for the people and doing nothing is against the people, the Government must step in.

      What about the people that don't want the Government to step in? I'm overweight -- it's something I struggle with. Do you think I should have to justify to Uncle Sam the large pizza that I'm going to order on my way home?

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    19. Re:I swear.... by Nethead · · Score: 1

      Do you think I should have to justify to Uncle Sam the large pizza that I'm going to order on my way home?

      No, but I do think that as a fan/friend you should swing by with a slice!

      (No pineapple please!)

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    20. Re:I swear.... by b0bby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I prefer to take my kids to Chick-Fil-A too, even though I myself don't eat meat & I don't particularly agree with their corporate mission ("glorify god"). The chicken seems to be better, and the "toys" are often books or educational CDs; most of the McDonalds or Burger King toys get discarded quickly because they're not very adaptable. We might hit one of those places once a month, though, so we don't get through many of them.

    21. Re:I swear.... by Nethead · · Score: 1

      come on, it's not like you're trying to fit Christy Ally in there!

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    22. Re:I swear.... by citylivin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Responsible parenting isn't all that hard."

      This isn't about freedom or liberty, companies should NOT get a free ride on any marketing, much less marketing to children. Mcdonalds is one of the worst in regards to marketting. They specifically target children most of the time. No self respecting adult would ever consume mcdonalds products voluntarily, it makes the healthy sick. So what do they do? they target children by giving away "free" toys, having cartoony animals on their boxes and showing adverts of kids subverting their parents wishes and having over the top emotional experiences.

      Its not hard to say 'no' to your kids, but why should i have to catch all the flack, animosity and blowback that mcdonalds is creating? why is it my responsibility to clean up the mess they are making after the fact? If a company tries to brainwash your kids, how is it "bad parenting" to legislate that certain over the line brainwashing techniques be banned?

      Your attitude seems to be that mcdonalds can spit on my kids (advertising) and that "good parenting" would be telling them not to eat the spit and cleaning them up. I say good parenting is going after the root cause of the problem in the first place. Instead of making band-aid solutions that as most parents are aware, will just be eroded away again, leading to another fight in a few weeks or a months time, when macdonalds comes out with an even more insidious ad.

      Perosnally i try and teach my kids to be aware of advertisements and that they are all lies. Many people just don't have the time or the intelligence to teach their kids that. That is why particularly manipulative marketing needs a swift ban. I mean you are basically talking about the freedom to sell products and saying that the rights of the corporations to sell products trumps the rights of impressionable children not to be manipulated.

      I dont know how any parent can make that claim. They should really just ban all product marketing to children under the age of 16. I cant imagine a downside to that.

       

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    23. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. Whom is responsible for what the child eats, the parent or the corporation?

    24. Re:I swear.... by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      According to Eat This, Not That, most of Chik-fil-a's menu is pretty healthy. Just stay away from the fried stuff & the carrot & raisin salad.

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    25. Re:I swear.... by DeadDecoy · · Score: 1, Interesting

      A positive outcome from this though is less demand for foreign (usually Chinese) sweatshop labor. :)

    26. Re:I swear.... by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      I know, let's not bother with that thing known as personal responsibility, let's legislate EVERYTHING!

      I agree. If the people running McDonalds (et al) had some "personal responsibility", we wouldn't need legislation to stop them exploiting children to support their morally questionable industry and ignoring the havoc their nutritionally bankrupt "food" is wreaking on said childrens' health.

    27. Re:I swear.... by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      You were probably attempting to be humorous, but Subway has kids toys.

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    28. Re:I swear.... by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      How dare that steakhouse advertise that they have steaks! Red meat isn't good for you! Better outlaw that as well!

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    29. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fantastic post. Fully agree.

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    30. Re:I swear.... by ink · · Score: 1, Troll

      Seriously, sometimes it's about personal responsibility, but other times it's about other things - and this is one of those times. Give the 'personal responsibility' kneejerk a rest and think sometimes.

      I'm a father of two, and a proud liberal from California. My boys know that if they want to go to McDonald's, or any other fast-food joint, it's because they want to eat off their menus. They have never been allowed to order "Happy Meals" or their equivalent -- only menu items with food that they really want.

      Guess what? They rarely ever want to go to McDonald's restaurants. When they do, it's for breakfast, because they actually like the food. My family, and my wife's family both roll their eyes when they go out to eat with us, because their kids get to have the meal toys, and mine do not. Their kids open the toy, and rarely eat the food -- and it's quite common to hear "eat 3 more bites Gabe, otherwise you have to go to time out". My children order what they want, and they actually eat it.

      I'm tired of conservatives being super self-responsibly-preachy as much as the next guy -- but in this instance, I agree with them. If you can't say no to your toddlers, then you're going to have a much bigger problem when they are teenagers (hello Bristol Palin....)

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    31. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "I am sorry sir, your calorie card has been declined due to NSF." - Duyane, 15

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    32. Re:I swear.... by multiOSfreak · · Score: 1

      companies should NOT get a free ride on any marketing, much less marketing to children.

      I agree with this. I don't care if a consenting adult shoves his burger hole full of McDonalds "food". But I think it is unethical to directly market to young children.

    33. Re:I swear.... by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't understand the appeal in pineapple on pizza either. The citrus juices completely overpower the pizza flavor. I'm a bit of a pizza snob though -- growing up surrounded by Italian-Americans will do that to you -- others may disagree.

      Of course I'd take a real pizzeria pizza with pineapples on it over anything from Pizza Hut, Little Caesars, etc.

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    34. Re:I swear.... by Urkki · · Score: 1

      Kids shouldn't have a say. If the parents are doing their jobs, it won't matter who the restaurants prey upon.

      ...and when the parents aren't doing their jobs? The kids should take responsibility of themselves, or suffer the consequences (in this case consequences of being overweight junk food addicts)?

    35. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We do Chick-fil-A. Does that count as crap food

      yes, yes it does.

      (I do sometime too)

    36. Re:I swear.... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      How do you purpose that McDonalds impose "personal responsibility" on their customers? Require them to submit to medical and lifestyle interviews to ensure that they aren't making bad nutritional decisions? Ration the number of times they are allowed to eat there per week? Limit their menu choices to those that are appropriate for their age/gender/medical condition?

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    37. Re:I swear.... by sycodon · · Score: 1, Insightful

      then surely since the Government is for the people and doing nothing is against the people, the Government must step in.

      Spoken in the finest tradition of totalitarian dictators everywhere.

      Hey jd...Chavez is calling!

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    38. Re:I swear.... by erpbridge · · Score: 1

      Well, actually, yes, they will ban Cracker Jack, as well as most of the sugar cereals out there.

      'This ordinance breaks the link between unhealthy food and prizes.'

      This gives them all the ammo to ban stores in Santa Clara County from carrying ANY kind of sugar cereal, or any food that has an additional non-food component inside the box that is not normally part of the normal sale of said food. In addition, it gives other counties (anywhere in the US), and possibly the state, a precedent to refer to when expanding this law to cover their jurisdiction.

    39. Re:I swear.... by jd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sure. The solution, of course, is for people TO own their responsibility rather than to leave it for the Government to pick up. If all responsibility were appropriately owned, it cannot be re-owned by others and therefore cannot be misused by others.

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    40. Re:I swear.... by Nethead · · Score: 1

      Yesss. think of the children.

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    41. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Leave it to California to take the Happy out of the Happy Meal.

    42. Re:I swear.... by sycodon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What about Krispy Creme? Any other donut shop?

      No one puts a gun to the head of anyone and makes them go to McDonalds or any other place.

      No one makes anyone buy a Happy Meal or any other meal there.

      CA is pretty much a failed state, from the Govenator on down. Get out while you can!

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    43. Re:I swear.... by benj_e · · Score: 1

      I thought that Jamie Oliver failed because he cooked up food the kids hated and he was a pretentious jerk while doing it.

      The Government has spent billions of dollars educating Americans about better food, and we've gotten fatter and dumber as a result. Maybe we should listen to less to "experts" and more to our grandmothers - there didn't seem to be all the angst about food back then, nor all the obesity.

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    44. Re:I swear.... by rhaacke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Expecting elected officials to be any better than the people that elect them is probably unwise.

    45. Re:I swear.... by 2obvious4u · · Score: 1

      There is some irony in your comment. California is legislating parental responsibility by not allowing happy meal toys, while at the same time it is leading the nation in personal responsibility when it comes to marijuana legislation.

    46. Re:I swear.... by Antimatter3009 · · Score: 1

      This is exactly right IMO. Obesity is a real problem. Parents are ruining kids lives (or at least making them far more difficult) by feeding them fast food and other junk. We've known how obesity works for awhile, but it not only keeps happening, it keeps getting worse! I'm all for personal/parental responsibility and keeping the government out of it, but to this point a very large portion of our population has proven that they can't handle their responsibility and it's affecting society as a whole negatively. What do we do at this point? Do we legislate for the good of society, or do we just say "fuck it" and let people destroy their children's lives and a large portion of our society with them? For me at least, it's not so easy a call to make when viewed in that light.

    47. Re:I swear.... by Zmee · · Score: 1

      We do Chick-fil-A. Does that count as crap food?

      Depends on your definition of crap food. Using a standard value meal as a guide, original chicken sandwich, fries, and a soft-drink, you are looking at about 1,000 calories: 430 for the sandwich, 430 for the fries, and in excess of 100 for the drink. While I will admit that their fare is better than the competition, it is by no means good food*. Following are the nutritional pages for reference:

      * Michael Pollan and others may even disagree that it is even food.

    48. Re:I swear.... by D'Sphitz · · Score: 1

      I suppose you're cool with marketing cigarettes to kids too, right? I mean what ever happened to personal responsibility? Kids don't have personal responsibility, they rely on their parents to help them learn to make smart choices. Obviously that system isn't working. What's your solution (besides berating parents on /. which is sure to work)? You can rant every time a new law is passed about how we're legislating everything, that's just reactionary and not the least bit insightful unless you at least make an attempt to offer reasonable alternatives. The fact is some legislation is needed.

    49. Re:I swear.... by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No. This is EXACTLY about personal and parental responsibility. Where the fuck does the government get off telling any parent they can't buy their kid a happy meal with a toy in it. Fuck Santa Clara. Just another entry on my list of places to avoid.

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    50. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It really gets me that people who scream so loudly about freedom and liberty and usually the ones who want to take it away piece by piece with legislation.

      In modern times, choosing whether to support liberals or conservatives basically boils down to choosing which freedoms you currently have that you're more willing to part with.

      And if you don't choose to exercise a certain set of freedoms, it's always easier to give away the other guy's.

    51. Re:I swear.... by DWRECK18 · · Score: 1

      I agree with much that has been said on the fact that PARENTS have to be responsible for what their kids eat. I for one am a parent and sure on occasion i'll stop and grab some BK or McDonalds for my son but honestly I feel your right shakrai. Parents aren't taking their kids to fast food places for the toy they are doing it because of the time it takes to prepare a meal. My fiance and I both work and yet we still find time at night to cook dinner for us and our son. America is the most obese nation and it is because everyone is getting to damn lazy to make dinner. Its all about instant gratification and hell if i can have someone else make my food for me why not pay the extra money to have it done. I for one don't want the Gov't telling me how to live my life and taxing or banning things just to use the excuse of well "its bad for you, so this is our way to make you quit." Sorry but I still smoke, still drink, and still drink pop. So all this banning and taxing of things because well you should quit so lets make it so you can't afford it is BS. */end rant/* But yes it is the PARENTS responsibility to dictate what your kids eat and how much they eat.

    52. Re:I swear.... by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      First of all, kids absolutely do want fast food for the toy. At least mine do. Whenever we are going out to eat and ask my kids what they want, it's McDonald's or Burger King.

      Secondly, a lot of cities have very, very few choices for healthy food. Take a drive around Detroit's inner city some time and look for decent, affordable food. As of about a year ago, there were no grocery supermarkets in Detroit. When you are low on time and money, the dollar menu down the street starts to sound reasonable.

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    53. Re:I swear.... by RobertLTux · · Score: 4, Informative

      the reason the chicken tastes better is 2 things

      1 the chicken is shipped in as Raw fillets they then thaw out pans and then prep them and cook them
      2 They use peanut oil and a pressure cooker (note this is why if you are very allergic to peanuts you can't eat chik-fil-a food or be in the kitchen end of the restaurant for very long)

      oh and i love the fact that corporation wide NOBODY works on sunday

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    54. Re:I swear.... by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      What's next? Are they going to ban the playgrounds

      Those playgrounds are great exercise for the kids- if anything the playgrounds almost balance out the junk food as it gets kids more used to associating play with running around instead of sitting on a couch.

      (I realize you aren't serious, I'm just making a comment.)

    55. Re:I swear.... by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1
      I'll start off by saying I don't like this ruling for a couple of reasons. However, I'm in a devil's advocate mood and you tend to post a lot of well-thought-out things so I figured I'd respond.

      The toy could be a bribe -- a kid who has a choice of two meals might choose the one that includes the toy. The parents might be crappy parents who have poor control over their kids, or who think giving the kids what they want is good parenting. (By which I mean, I've heard people say they were strict when it counted, and lenient the rest of the time, which is a reasonable parenting technique *if* you are smart enough to know when strictness is needed.)

      The toy isn't a necessary part of the meal, so removing it doesn't change the calories or the taste. Presumably all removing it does, is remove the bribe. (and let government get its hands into regulating something else, and interfere with a company's advertising strategy, although I'm not really against the latter if the strategy is vile: see cigarette advertising aimed at children.)

      If you have a situation where parents aren't doing the best thing for their kids, and aren't going to, by, say, not feeding them, Social Services steps in and takes the kids, on behalf of society at large. There is a continuum between starving the kids and buying them happy meals because they whine effectively, and somewhere along that you lurch from being decent to being a nanny state, and I'm not sure where that line is located.

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    56. Re:I swear.... by Kamokazi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I was about to flame you for being a moron, but I thought about it again. This is like comparing a fast food meal to a pack of cigarettes. So at least there is precedent for such restrictions.

      However, there are key differences. For starters, cigarettes are illegal for anyone under 18. Also, while both are quite unhealthy, cigarettes are far more so, and they provide zero benefit.

      Now, that's not necessarily enough to consider it unjustified, but I think this is a slippery slope. What's next? Restrictions on video games to inhibit unhealthy playtime lengths?

      We can't have the government protect us from everything...moreover the government shouldn't protect us from everything. We need to learn to be responsible for our actions and to resist the temptation of short term perks with long-term consequences.

      So where should the line be drawn? Well, I think food is over the line. Most restricted things, like alcohol, gambling, and tobacco offer little or no benefit, where food at least offers nourishment and is necessary for you to live.

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    57. Re:I swear.... by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Those toddlers...forcing their parents to take them to Micky Ds. What are you gonna do?

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    58. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I believe that it may be too late to avoid some Government intervention, but it should be as limited as possible and to target the root causes." One of the root causes is in fact, the government. Did you catch on "Food Revolution" who actually runs the US school lunch program? The US Dept. of Agriculture. Not the Dept of Health, or the Dept of Education, but the Dept of AGRICULTURE. That's like letting ConAgra stock your refrigerator.

    59. Re:I swear.... by BoberFett · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So you think that removing toys from kids meals will make parents who previously fed their children fast food every day suddenly start cooking healthy meals?

      If so, you're as deluded as the morons in California.

      Bad parents will still be bad parents.

    60. Re:I swear.... by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      and if you need to get a couple points off the totals have them grill an un-marinated fillet for you (and not put that "butter" spread on the bun) (they should have some fillets thawed but not breaded or marinated)

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    61. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, in a democracy our elected officials make rules based on what they think their constituents want. If the constituents don't want those rules, someone else will get elected next time. Some counties are dry, some counties don't have Happy Meal toys... ultimately, the voters have the power. I'd expect that there's a reasonable amount of support in that community for the measure or it wouldn't have come up & been approved. Maybe I'm just an idealist, but I usually feel like a cynic...

    62. Re:I swear.... by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      They can keep the butter, but I kinda like the marinade.

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    63. Re:I swear.... by slapout · · Score: 1

      Chick-fil-A's not cheap...

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    64. Re:I swear.... by zero_out · · Score: 1

      When I was a kid, Happy Meals were considered too expensive, so my parents never bought them for me. Buying food at the overstock grocery was a lot cheaper, and that's the food I ate. That's the grocery store that all the others sell their non-perishables and frozen foods to, when they have been sitting around too long, and not selling. If we were not at home, and I wanted something to eat, I just had to deal with it until we got home. Carrying snacks around was not common practice at that time.

      Now, fast food is actually cheaper for many people than food purchased at a grocery store and cooked at home.

    65. Re:I swear.... by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Except when I'm craving chicken (as I do fortnightly) and they're closed, you insensitive clod!

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    66. Re:I swear.... by Rastl · · Score: 1

      But I think it is unethical to directly market to young children.

      So you've just called all of Saturday morning and Nickelodeon programming "unethical".

      Oh wait. That's not actually far off the mark...

    67. Re:I swear.... by Burning1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I always like how posts like this start out with 'Parents should' instead of 'My kids...'

      I'm not a parent myself, but I've spent years working with them, teaching children. The reality of raising a child isn't nearly as simple as you make it out to be.

    68. Re:I swear.... by sycodon · · Score: 1

      "Morally Questionable Industry"

      What are you, some kind of freak'n Vegan?

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    69. Re:I swear.... by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      Funny how responsibility is solely the individual's problem and never corporations. Oh wait .. that's what corporations were designed for - evading responsibility by its owners.

    70. Re:I swear.... by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      But they offer a grilled chicken salad that is meal sized and it has only 240 calories. A little high in sodium but not high enough to be a concern unless your doctor has you on a sodium restricted diet. They also have a grilled chicken sandwich at 300 calories, and they offer fruit as an option in place of fries.

      So why don't people choose that instead of the combination you listed? The same is true for most fast food joints, they either have lower calorie choices or they used but dropped them because they don't sell.

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    71. Re:I swear.... by jemenake · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I don't even know if it's so much personal responsibility, as that means responsibility for one's self. This is about parental responsibility.

      And Supervisor Donald Gage agrees with you. The problem is, we've tried that for decades and it isn't working. The "personal responsibility" people stamp their feet and complain "It's the parents' responsibility! It's the parents' responsibility! (stamp, stamp, stamp...)". Hey, why don't you stamp your feet a little harder? Maybe, then, all of those parents will suddenly take up an interest in pediatric nutrition.

      Kids shouldn't have a say. If the parents are doing their jobs, it won't matter who the restaurants prey upon.

      "(stamp, stamp, stamp!) Kids shouldn't... they shouldn't. Shouldn't, shouldn't, shouldn't!". Yeah, but you know what? They do. In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice but, in practice, there is. You can yell and complain about responsibility and the nanny state and all that jazz, but, ultimately, it fails to actually fix the problem. So, the county supervisors have decided to try this. And I think you have to admit that, regardless of whether you think that the county should have passed this ordinance, the restaurants are throwing the toys in there to help peddle a product which should probably be peddled on their merits of its nutrition.

      This issue reminds me of the Simpsons episiode with "Mt. Splashmore", where a commercial for the water park teaches the kids the "Take me to Mt. Splashmore" song and then instructs the kids to go sing it to their parents over and over again. Or, in "The Corporation", I think it was, where the market research lady interviewed parents about their nagging children. The parents thought it was research into how to get kids to nag less but it was really studying how to get the kids to nag their parents more effectively so that the parents would cave in and buy more often. I think you're naive if you don't think these companies aren't pouring millions of dollars into ways of getting around this "personal responsibility" firewall, and the toys are just one part of their arsenal.

      For example, even when kids don't really have a say, they do. You even admit "The toy is just a bonus to keep our child busy long enough so we can finish our meals with some level of peace.". So, the toy does help bring you in to that particular restaurant chain. Besides, I can use the "parental responsibility" argument on you. I know a couple that actually takes parenting seriously. When we all go out to dinner with their kid, their kid finishes first, and then knows to sit there, quietly, while we all chat a while. She knows that, if she starts getting fidgety or rambunctious, things are going to turn out worse for her in the long run. So, we can always finish our meals in peace... toy or no toy. But then, that's because they feel that they should be responsible parents.

    72. Re:I swear.... by GlassHeart · · Score: 1

      It's easy to call people names. It's harder to come up with viable solutions to the problem of widespread obesity. jd's point is basically sound: if something threatens society, and light-handed mechanisms like the free market or personal responsibility or morality or religion can't seem to solve it, you will either have to continue suffering the problem or use heavy-handed mechanisms like government intervention. The difference is that a totalitarian regime uses that as its first option, while a free society uses it as its last.

      Obesity is not just a personal problem. It results in a host of health issues that make health care more expensive for everyone else. You can say: "just don't insure them if they won't be responsible," but that's just a good soundbite, not a solution to the problem.

    73. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being parent is about catching flak. I'm sorry if you're too lazy for it. Turn the TV off. Spend time with them. Tell them about the world. Then the evil mind control bots at McDonalds will have no power over them.

      They will find some ways to piss you off. That's just the way it is.

    74. Re:I swear.... by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Ban all advertising directed at children. Period.

      "But if we do that there won't be any more Saturday Morning Cartoons!!!"

      Big deal, Better that than have them sitting there watching ad after ad for Count Chocula, Captain Crunch, and McDonalds.

      It's not like there aren't a bunch of different things that kids can do ...

      The only ones upset with the advertising bans are the advertisers, and their shills. The parents are quite happy, no more having to listen to someone else's screaming kids in the supermarket, and the kids are too busy with other stuff.

      What would happen if you were to get 20 people to go to McDonalds and all watch Supersize Me on their smartphones and laptops, all in sync, audio on but not loud enough to be "disturbing the peace", seated throughout the restaurant so that the patrons of fat food couldn't help but see and hear it?

    75. Re:I swear.... by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
      Who says you can't learn anything by surfing the web while at work? I did not know that and looked it up to confirm what you said. Scratch another place not to go to.*

      I can't tell for sure from this comment and your next one if you mean you aren't going to go there or are. Too many negatives.

      Anyway, I've known about Chic-fil-a's background for a long time, and the only visible effect of their corporate policy is that they are all closed on Sunday. That makes me sad, because I'm usually near a store only on Sundays. That's all I've ever seen. Maybe the employees have different rules than under other companies.

      I wish they were here. A simple chicken breast, a white bread bun, and a pickle. Truly, manna from Heaven. Maybe even better than the new Double Down from KFC. Yes, I think so.

    76. Re:I swear.... by Nidi62 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The whole "being from the South and closed on Sunday" thing wasn't already a big clue for you? Personally, I have no issue with it because it's not like they force it down the customers' throats as soon as they walk in the store. In fact, I have never seen anything that looks remotely religious in any Chik-fil-a restaurant. What I have noticed is that the employees at Chik-fil-a's are better dressed and more polite/helpful than at most fast food restaurants, and the food is of much better quality, even if slightly higher priced.

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    77. Re:I swear.... by timeOday · · Score: 1
      I am not sure what this law does and does not allow, but it appears restaurants can still freely market unhealthy kids meals, and there is no prohibition on selling toys either.

      So if McDonald's simply made the toy a separate menu item, that cost the same whether also ordering healthy food, unhealthy food, or no food at all, then I think they would be OK. If so, it doesn't restrict the availability of anything, it just restricts bundling. Is that SO horrible?

      IANAL.

    78. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, if the options are death-by-fat for an entire nation vs. videogame-lifesupport...

      They aren't, and never could be. False dichotomies are lies.

    79. Re:I swear.... by BoberFett · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It's called a fucking kitchen. Use it or shut the hell up. It's not the world's job to provide for your kid.

    80. Re:I swear.... by kosanovich · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "*To those of you who are going to whine or mod me down for saying that, take a look at yourself before you open your mouth (or type the words). Do you not go to some place(s) because of their corporate policies, working conditions, charities they give to, etc? If so, one word describes you: hypocrite."

      I could care less what businesses you do or don't frequent and your reasons for doing so. I also wouldn't have thought twice about responding to you except that you seem to be saying that not buying something from Nike because they exploit children is just as valid as not eating at the locale spaghetti restaurant because the owner believes in the flying spaghetti monster.

      Now if that restaurant put a picture of the flying spaghetti monster on every menu, and had a prayer before serving your meal then fine, but discriminating who you will do business with based purely on the beliefs of the person(s) at the top (again where those beliefs aren't aimed at directly harming you or anyone else) is just silly prejudice.

      If you go to any chick-fil-a restaurant you will not see any mention of God, there will be several employees who have their own (dis)beliefs that differ from those of the owners, and the only way you would know that there is any mention of God on a corporate level is if you do as you did and go searching for their mission statement. Do you really believe it's such a terrible thing that they want to run their business in such a way that it matches the moral values laid out by their religion? I don't hold the same beliefs as they do but i can respect what they are doing.

      Again you are totally free to do as you wish, but don't act so high and mighty and treat your close minded prejudice as being the same as a peaceful protest against people/corporations that are practicing harmful and exploitative practices.

    81. Re:I swear.... by lgw · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wait, what? Chinese manufacturing workers like their jobs, you know, and manufacturing jobs are drying up in China with people having to head back to the farms. If you think working 12 hours a day in a factory for low pay is bad, you've never worked 12 hours a day of hard manual labor on the family farm for no pay and no prospects of things getting better.

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    82. Re:I swear.... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      California may as well be a whole 'nother country.

      It may be. It's precisely why U.S. is a federation, and its constituent entities are called "states".

    83. Re:I swear.... by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      You're right. There's no connection between fast food consumption and toys. That's why all the fast food companies were going to stop the toys anyway, because they knew those bad parents would insist on fast food because that's what bad parents do. Being bad and all.

    84. Re:I swear.... by Haralampi · · Score: 1

      You may keep telling parents to be more responsible but the fact is that a given percentage of them will NOT be. That's a fact. If you are a child of irresponsible parents, how does that help you? This law is to protect the kids of irresponsible parents, not the parents themselves. This is much like the mandatory usage of infant seats in the car - it is enforced for the sake of the CHILDREN of irresponsible parents. You (and other libertarians) are basically saying: "if you are not responsible, live with the consequences". That's good if the consequences are affecting only the irresponsible party. When it comes to drunk driving or usage of infant car seats, it is not just you who suffers if you act irresponsibly. The case with the McDonalds toys is exatly the same. If you leave that to paren't responsibility, you are basically saying that the innocent children must suffer because their parents are irresponsible.

    85. Re:I swear.... by shoptroll · · Score: 1

      "What I have noticed is that the employees at Chik-fil-a's are better dressed and more polite/helpful than at most fast food restaurants"

      Holy crap yes. I tried Chik-fil-a for the first time back during Xmas while mall shopping. I was actually stunned when they seemed more than helpful to make sure I was satisfied with my order.

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    86. Re:I swear.... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Leave it to California to take the Happy out of the Happy Meal.

      Why not? McDonalds already took the "Meal" out of it.

      "Junk calories" does not a meal make.

      Toys "R" US wishes they sold as many toys as McDonalds. McDonalds is the largest toy distributor in the world. Think about it ...

    87. Re:I swear.... by sycodon · · Score: 1, Troll

      First or last, it is a totalitarian option.

      So if I get this straight...Slashdot considers listening in to people talking to known terrorists, who would really like nothing more to kill you) an unforgivable sin.

      And of course, expecting that the immigration laws be enforced is downright racist.

      But they have no problem with what is essentially police state regulation. You can't have salt. You can't put Toys in Happy Meals. You can't, you can't, you can't.

      You guys are seriously fucked up.

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    88. Re:I swear.... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      More like he failed because:

      1. The garbage food is cheap and the fresh food is pricey. Both to buy and prepare. You can buy a few thousand chicken nuggets (now with 10% actual chicken!) and toss them in an oven for a few minutes or you can carve up actual raw chicken (buy knives), season it (don't forget to buy seasoning), and bake it (watch to make sure it doesn't burn).

      2. USDA guidelines are completely FUBAR-ed. Jamie served a dish with 3 different veggies in it and was criticized for not having enough veggies according to USDA guidelines. Meanwhile, the "normal school food" line was ok because French Fries counted as 2 veggies. Yes, fresh cut up veggies aren't enough but fry up a few things that used to be potatoes and you're good to go. Also, they were letting kids drink chocolate and strawberry milk with a ton of sugar in it and justifying that by saying "all that extra sugar makes them drink the milk so they get calcium." I guess they'll need those strong bones when they get diabetic.

      In some ways, his approach was doomed to fail. It's a chicken and egg scenario. You need support from the schools to change the rules, but the schools need to follow the rules which are set up to prevent them from being changed. Also, you need more money to flow into the schools but people will vote down any tax increase to fund the increase. So the schools wind up serving junk, the kids wind up fat and with tons of health problems (costing us all money via health care costs), the politicians make a few "purely for show" changes that do nothing in the end and parents wonder why things are getting worse.

      Incidentally, this is one reason why my son brings in his lunch every day to school. He might not eat 100% healthy food at all times, but I can steer him towards healthier alternatives instead of making his options "pizza or chicken nuggets" every day.

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    89. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure which way I lean on this. But I think its worth noting that the law isn't to stop kids from eating unhealthy food. Nor is the goal to keep kids from having toys. The law restricts the bundling of two unassociated products together. Stopping the practice of bundling an easily marketed (toy) product with a less desirable product that may be harmful to children. (I apologize for the 'think of the children' fail.)

      While this is definitely a very fine line and could easily become a slippery slope, its not quite as bad as my own kneejerk made it out to be.

    90. Re:I swear.... by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't be silly, a kid (I'm talking 0-10 age range) can't take responsibility of themselves, otherwise we wouldn't need parents to teach us stuff, just people to feed us and keep us warm. This is bad parenting, plain and simple. If you let your child run your life and tell you what to do, uhm, YOUR fault.

      I will always remember my mother telling me after she grounded me for doing something stupid as a kid, "not because I ground you it means that I don't love you, I do it exactly because of that". That is something parents nowdays have forgotten. They don't want the child to cry so they give them everything s/he wants. But crying is good. Learning how to cope with frustration is KEY for when they grow up.

    91. Re:I swear.... by chrysrobyn · · Score: 1

      (We do Chick-fil-A. Does that count as crap food?)

      Yes, that probably counts at crap food. How often do you choose two servings of vegetables and fruit? Salad would count, if you're getting 2 cups of something other than iceberg lettuce (the paper tray liner has more nutrients and more fiber than iceberg lettuce), that's good. Are your kids eating half of what you are (as much, if they're over 13 or so)? Are you avoiding fatty foods (anything fried)? Are you making sure you aren't using more than a tablespoon of salad dressing? Everything I see there, including the salads, are "crap food".

      Chick-fil-a has a reputation for being more healthy, and their demographics show that they're a preferred destination for women and mothers in particular. In reality, most of their chicken is fried, and the salads I've seen come with an assload of dressing and a whole bunch of nuts. If your kids will eat only the chicken nuggets (fried...) and then go after the bowl of fruit and drink water with their meal (no sodas or other sugary drinks, and no artificial sugars or caffeine for kids under 13), then it's not too bad.

      Any place can be good. Subway markets itself as healthy, but their ingredients aren't that healthy. Get one of their magical 6 sandwiches that are actually low in fat, avoid the cheese and mayo and it's not bad. Pretty void of nutrients, but not bad. Now, if you were at home and made a sandwich with the same amount of meat, but put on spinach and used whole grain (not merely whole wheat) and ate a half cup of grapes for dessert and washed it all down with water, you'd be in a much healthier place.

      Disclaimer: I preach. I do not practice.

    92. Re:I swear.... by lgw · · Score: 1

      It's just not the governments business to tell people where they should and shouldn't eat. Shutting down a restaraunt due to food safety concerns? That's where the government has a role. But if the food is safe to eat, the rest is personal choice, and none of the government's business.

      There is no freedom if people don't have the freedom to make "the wrong choice".

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    93. Re:I swear.... by edmicman · · Score: 1

      How are any of those unethical? You can't legislate the stupid out of people. If you provide something they want, who is anyone else to decide for either party that that *isn't* the case?

    94. Re:I swear.... by jd · · Score: 1

      If doing nothing is what causes the totalitarian dictatorships in the first place, then you have mis-identified which is the cause and which is the effect.

      I made no claims as to the merit of the effect, merely that it is the only effect that is tenable given the cause.

      If you don't like that effect, then quit with the causing of it. I don't see the problem. Even Hitler could not have risen to power if his countrymen had not manufactured an environment in which dictatorship worked and democracy did not.

      If individuals took it upon themselves to educate themselves and their children, ensure they and their children had a reasonable level of nutrition, and minimize malnutrition-related disease and decay, then nothing need be done.

      I don't see that happening. What I see happening is resentment at the idea that what you eat affects not only you but everything you do and (by extension) everyone you interact with, the value of the work you do and the advancement of society. Most people consider these to be "somebody else's problem".

      The reason for dictatorships is that if EVERYTHING is "somebody else's problem" for EVERYONE, then society will generate (by necessity) that someone who now has responsibility (and therefore power) over everything.

      Dictatorship cannot be advocated for. It happens when apathy exceeds the capacity for society to function. It is a construct of society in an effort to eliminate that apathy, in much the same way that antigens are manufactured to fight disease. Unfortunately, dictatorship is a malformed antigen that consumes the body that hosts it. It is itself a disease, albeit genetic and of the immune response.

      If you wish to avoid dictatorships, you must either work on maintaining a healthy social body AND/OR fix the immune system so that it does not destroy the host. I'd actually recommend both.

      However, immune response diseases can be controlled. If the body dies utterly because no immune response happens at all, then you have ultimately failed, no matter how "free" your self-destruction may have been. On any scale, then, self-mutilation is better than self-destruction, but self-discipline would have been better than either.

      My argument is not that self-mutilation is good, only that it's the best option left if you will not accept any other. Why not just accept other solutions and have done with it? Then there's no problem. History shows, though, that America will always choose self-mutilation over and above living better.

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    95. Re:I swear.... by lgw · · Score: 1, Informative

      Your excuses for taking away my freedom are wrong. Here's why: they take away my freedom. End of necessary argument.

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    96. Re:I swear.... by Obfuscant · · Score: 1, Funny
      ...the restaurants are throwing the toys in there to help peddle a product which should probably be peddled on their merits of its nutrition.

      Which is it? Do the kids have the final say, in which case "peddled on ... its nutrition" is wasted energy, or do the parents?

      "I want the happy meal! With the toy!" But Billy, the happy meal doesn't come with a toy anymore. "What's that Mummy? No toy with the happy mean? Well then, I'll have the chef salad, low cal dressing, a bag of apple slices, and decaf iced tea no sugar, please."

      If you hear that conversation happening in any car in the drive up, you are hallucinating.

      For example, even when kids don't really have a say, they do. ... She knows that, if she starts getting fidgety or rambunctious, things are going to turn out worse for her in the long run.

      So this kid has a lot of say, doesn't she? The parents seem to have it all.

    97. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think your story would be a lot more persuasive if you didn't bring political labels into it...

    98. Re:I swear.... by edmicman · · Score: 1

      We watched Supersize Me while eating McDonalds, and continue to eat it occasionally to this day. It was entertaining, I got it's point...but it was also kinda blatantly biased propaganda, too. News flash - eating extra large fries/half-poundburgers/and an extra shake each meal is bad for you! Really?

      I also think it's totally possible to eat at McDonalds every meal for 30 days and *not* feel like crap. How many times did he order a salad or water or a basic chicken filet? He didn't *have* to get the Big Mac and large shake every meal...

    99. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should really just ban all product marketing to children under the age of 16. I cant imagine a downside to that.

      Isn't capitalism about giving the customer what they want? So it isn't so much the "marketing to minors" that's causing all this but the hatred of capitalism.

    100. Re:I swear.... by Exception+Duck · · Score: 1

      should children suffer more than necessary for having stupid parents...

      in the end it's we (the society) that suffers anyway.

      i welcome these rules (on behalf of children)

    101. Re:I swear.... by AthleteMusicianNerd · · Score: 1

      You are the ultimate communist (socialist, fascist...it's all the same).

      Just read history, and you'll see why what you just said is problematic.

      Watch them take away the liberties of those you disagree with. When the time comes that they take away your liberties, there'll be no one left to defend you.

      Go to a country that does what you just said. There's plenty of them. Let me know how that works out for you.

    102. Re:I swear.... by b0bby · · Score: 1

      If we're talking about kid foods here, Chick-Fil-A does an optional fruit cup with their kids meal, so I think it's not bad overall, certainly not "crap". I will say that it's possible to do a passably healthy kids meal at McDonalds too - chicken nuggets with apples (we usually don't take the caramel sauce they throw in with the apples though) and a milk isn't a bad thing once in a while. All things in moderation...

    103. Re:I swear.... by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 0, Troll

      Right next to Arizona's immigration law. The list is getting longer I guess.

    104. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i completely agree with this ordinance--it's not just about changing individual behavior, it's about changing environments that shape our choices. many people don't have access to the same education and awareness as to what's healthy (or the money to buy it), so i think blaming the parents is unfair and judgmental. changing policy and laws will help change the actual reality of access to unhealthy foods; cigarette taxation and no-smoking laws being a great example of this.

      and, you know. playgrounds encourage playing and active movement, so they're not quite the same thing as providing incentives for eating unhealthy food.

    105. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      read a book. that turkey sammich is poison. all the food is poison.

    106. Re:I swear.... by ClosedSource · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wasn't aware that Bristol was a big happy meal fan. If you think that your kids aren't going to have sex before marriage just because you said no to happy meals, I think you may be the one with the bigger problem when they become teenagers.

    107. Re:I swear.... by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 1

      I actually agree with the AC here. You're supposed to teach your kids about being critics and how to "filter" all the crap they see on TV and internet now, not to create a bubble wrap world for them

    108. Re:I swear.... by tbannist · · Score: 1

      Wow. You certainly examined this issue from every angle.

      How about given:
      1) These companies use the toys to attract both parents and children.
      2) The toys can't be given away because the food fails to meet basic nutritional guidelines.

      Maybe these companies will do:
      3) Improve the quality of the food to meet the basic nutritional guidelines.

      I know, I probably just blew your mind there, be cause who could possible ever have considered that this legislation wasn't aimed at making better parents but at creating a carrot for fast companies to make more nutritious food for children.

      If you think this law is about punishing parents, you're have really thought about it at all.

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    109. Re:I swear.... by TheNumberless · · Score: 1

      You seem to be laboring under the impression that Slashdot is a single person. I assure you that this is not the case.

      So if I get this straight...Slashdot considers listening in to people talking to known terrorists, who would really like nothing more to kill you) an unforgivable sin.

      This is really an oversimplification of the issues and concerns involved with warrantless wiretapping. Even so, reasonable people disagree about the extent to which the government can go to combat crime. I happen to think they've gone too far.

      And of course, expecting that the immigration laws be enforced is downright racist.

      I believe the immigration law is a bad one. Mostly because of the potential it has to harm American Citizens of a certain ethnicity. Again, I am but one of the many people who post their various opinions here.

      But they have no problem with what is essentially police state regulation. You can't have salt. You can't put Toys in Happy Meals. You can't, you can't, you can't.

      That type of regulation is heavy handed and likely to be ineffective anyway. But the parent only mentioned "government intervention," a phrase which apparently sends your mind to a very dark place. Intervention can take many forms, which can include education and incentives for healthy behavior, or things we haven't thought of yet. I believe it's short sighted to dismiss any attempt at correcting the obesity epidemic out of hand. But did I already mention that I'm not speaking for all of Slashdot?

    110. Re:I swear.... by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      I don't understand your complaint. You're perfectly free to serve your kids unhealthy foods and buy them crap toys, so what's the problem?

    111. Re:I swear.... by lgw · · Score: 1

      I can't follow your logic at all. It's perfectly ethical for a company to make its products more appealing - we want products to get better over time, instead of marketing getting better while the product get worse. The toy doesn't make the meal less healthy, nor is it some deceptive marketing about the contents.

      There are a great many things in the world that are good in moderation but bad in excess - just about everyhting in fact. As there is no freedom without the freedom to make the wrong decisions, it's not a good thing for the government to stick its nose in to limit consumption.

      Cigarettes may be a different case, if there's not a safe level of consumption without addiction at all (I'm not sure of the chemistry there).

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    112. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its not hard to say 'no' to your kids, but why should i have to catch all the flack, animosity and blowback that mcdonalds is creating? why is it my responsibility to clean up the mess they are making after the fact?

      Amazing. You are actually saying that it should be the government's job to keep you from having to look like the bad guy for saying no to your kids. That's not hyperbole or strawmanning either; it is the literal truth of what you mean.

    113. Re:I swear.... by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      Whom is responsible for the quality of the food that is being sold?

    114. Re:I swear.... by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

      Not buying from a company because they exploit child labor is just as valid as not eating at the local spaghetti restaurant because of their corporate vision to glorify god. In each case, the consumer decides to what extent the behavior causes someone else harm, and then decides if they won't buy goods from them because purchasing those goods supports that behavior.

      I could give dozens of reasons why perpetuating the belief in god is more harmful to society than child labor.

      But I won't stop going to either place because all the reasons are so much philosophical BS and have little to do with socioeconomic realities. Child labor isn't necessarily bad, and religion doesn't have to be harmful.

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    115. Re:I swear.... by lgw · · Score: 1

      Better for kids to learn young that all ads are lies, than have to figure that out later when the consequences are worse.

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    116. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes...but the kids who will stamp their little feet and scream for a trip to McDonalds...at least it'll give them one less incentive to do that.

    117. Re:I swear.... by netsavior · · Score: 1

      California may as well be a whole 'nother country.

      I know, let's not bother with that thing known as personal responsibility, let's legislate EVERYTHING!

      Hey parents, your kids wouldn't be so fat if you didn't feed them crap food and let them sit on their butts in front of the t.v. all day and night.

      yeah those parents should get off their asses and vote someone into office who will protect their children from predatory marketing.... Oh wait, what are we bitching about again?

    118. Re:I swear.... by eharvill · · Score: 1

      "What I have noticed is that the employees at Chik-fil-a's are better dressed and more polite/helpful than at most fast food restaurants"

      Holy crap yes. I tried Chik-fil-a for the first time back during Xmas while mall shopping. I was actually stunned when they seemed more than helpful to make sure I was satisfied with my order.

      They also require their student staff to maintain a minimum GPA (3.0 I think) to maintain their employment. I think that gives them a higher caliber of employee than what you see at a lot of other fast food establishments.

      They are also very good about scholarships, promoting from within, etc. There are many folks at Chik-fil-a corporate that started out at one of their restaurants.

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    119. Re:I swear.... by eharvill · · Score: 1

      According to Eat This, Not That, most of Chik-fil-a's menu is pretty healthy. Just stay away from the fried stuff & the carrot & raisin salad.

      And their 4 billion calorie shakes. Man, those things are heavenly....

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    120. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you could do like I did and sell your TV.

    121. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no idea what you are trying to argue. Stamp, stamp? So, because *YOU* can't control your kids, we all need government to step in? How about getting a backbone?

    122. Re:I swear.... by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Your argument is that you want to control others, plain and simple. Dress it all you want, but you and they are nothing but control freaks.

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    123. Re:I swear.... by phlinn · · Score: 1

      Doing nothing is not against anyone. Inaction doesn't cause harm, since only action can cause anything by definition. The people are a collection of individuals. One individuals poor choices affecting their own well being may alter the aggregate statistics of that group, but it does not in fact cause harm to any other member of that group. Arguably, empowering the government to interfere with private choices in the name of the collective good is a cure worse than the disease, as there is very little that can't be justified for the greater good of society.

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    124. Re:I swear.... by tixxit · · Score: 1

      Hey parents, your kids wouldn't be so fat if you didn't feed them crap food and let them sit on their butts in front of the t.v. all day and night.

      And that's really it; they're letting their kids eat crap. You can also get chicken nuggets, apple slices, and a small carton of milk as a happy meal (with a toy), rather than the burger, fries and soda that I'm sure most parents buy their kids. The toy isn't stopping the kid from eating healthy, it's all the parents.

    125. Re:I swear.... by madpansy · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the root cause of the problem is parents sitting their in front of the television for hours every day, where they are exposed to these evil advertisements in the first place.

    126. Re:I swear.... by tbannist · · Score: 1

      Have they really? Over what time scale? To teach how many children?

      Is there really a causation effect between food education and average weight?

      Personally, I doubt the weight explosion in the U.S. has much to do with too much food education. There appear to be a lot of different reasons. High fructose corn syrup seems to be a really bad idea, it causes massive weight gain in test rats. Children shouldn't be parked in front of TVs and Video Games. The average age that children start watching TV has gone down from 4 years to 5 months. TV actually depresses a children's metabolism to less than it would be if they were asleep. There's a lot of cheap food out that there has fat, sugar and salt added to make it taste better, even though it makes the food much less healthy. I'm not even talking fast food here. I found a brand of tomato sauce where sugar was the second ingredient, after tomatoes. We're talking 38 grams of sugar per serving. It had more calories per ounce than the box of chocolates across the aisle. That's sugar is there to hide the taste of the poor quality tomatoes used in the sauce. The poorer you are, the more likely you are to buy ingredients based on what you can afford than what's actually healthy to use.

      It's a big mess.

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    127. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm the Government ( I'm a registered voter) and I choose to do nothing. It doesn't mean the rest of the bozo's 'Must' step in and protect me or my children. FO and GTFO of my business transactions! I will vote AGAINST any ass in power who votes for this kind of mommy government.

      MHO

    128. Re:I swear.... by stdarg · · Score: 1

      Hmm, maybe you replied to the wrong post, but I don't see GP (or anyone) claiming that the law is to punish parents.

    129. Re:I swear.... by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      Scratch another place not to go to.*

      *To those of you who are going to whine or mod me down for saying that, take a look at yourself before you open your mouth (or type the words). Do you not go to some place(s) because of their corporate policies, working conditions, charities they give to, etc? If so, one word describes you: hypocrite.

      That's your right. I ban Progressive insurance even though they could save me $30.00/mo because of their political activism. If you don't know which way they lean, look at the name. At least they are upfront about it.

      There is something else about Chick-Fil-A you should consider. Although that may be their corporate mission, I've seen people of various religions (turbines, head scarfs and so on) working there, so it's not like they discriminate on the basis of religion. Sure it would be illegal, but you can still exclude those whose religion you don't agree with by finding other excuses for not hiring them. It doesn't appear that Chick-Fil-A tries to do that.

      Also, the employees there believe it's the greatest place in the world to work. I've heard employees there describe it as a family. Chick-fil-A takes really good care of their employees. Not only do employees get Sunday off for worship (religion), family time (not so religious) or to simply take the day off and rest (not religious), but they are very family and student friendly when it comes to scheduling. They also offer a college scholarship and health benefits. The only downside I saw was the low pay, but it is fast food and the company does pay 12% more than the industry average.

      So, while I fully understand and support your decision to ban Chick-Fil-A based on their religious based corporate mission, you should also consider the way they treat their employees. Who knows, this sort of thing may catch on to the point where Walmart starts to treat their employees better. It surely won't if enough people like you have the same mind set and refuse to frequent an establishment based on the owner's religion.

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    130. Re:I swear.... by VanGarrett · · Score: 1

      Speaking as a native Central Californian, I must say that I absolutely agree with you. Our state's economy is one of the worst in the union, despite the presence of Silicon Valley, and the bulk of our nation's entertainment industry. Our coastal region in particular, is full of incredibly creative people, but the majority of them have some very strange ideas about how the world works.

    131. Re:I swear.... by Draek · · Score: 1

      Spoken in the finest tradition of totalitarian dictators everywhere.

      You know what else totalitarian dictators everywhere do? breathe!

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    132. Re:I swear.... by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      How do you purpose that McDonalds impose "personal responsibility" on their customers?

      I don't.

    133. Re:I swear.... by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

      and i'm sure this extension of fascism will be coated in sugary language like, "We're *asking* McDonalds to refrain from incentivizing youth to eat irresponsibly..."

      it's not "asking" when the result of refusal is the use of force against you. "Asking" implies equality and mutual respect rather than the condescension rampant in government.

      sadly, we've no public will to wean our politicians off of their mentally empty diet of "ideas" and verbal diarrhea.

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    134. Re:I swear.... by jemenake · · Score: 1

      "I want the happy meal! With the toy!" But Billy, the happy meal doesn't come with a toy anymore. "What's that Mummy? No toy with the happy mean? Well then, I'll have the chef salad, low cal dressing, a bag of apple slices, and decaf iced tea no sugar, please."

      If you hear that conversation happening in any car in the drive up, you are hallucinating.

      I agree; You're using an argument that has no basis in reality. Now, how about one that isn't so much of a hallucination:

      Mother and child walk up to the counter. Mother is still deciding whether to order the kid the Happy Meal (with a burger, fries, and soda) or maybe a chicken-breast sandwich and some juice.

      Then, the kid says: "OMG, mom! The Happy Meal comes with ultra-mega-mega man! Mom! Happy Meal! Happy Meal, Mom! MOM! I'LL DIE IF I DON'T GET THE HAPPY MEAL!!!! MMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM!!"

      Now, I've personally witnessed this kind of kid meltdown dozens of times in fast-food places. And Mom just rolls her eyes and decides that this isn't a battle she wants to fight. So, she caves and orders the Happy Meal.

      Look. I'm not necessarily against the fast-food joints giving out toys. However, I think it's very underhanded of them trying to use things like this in order to gain extra influence over the consumer (and especially underhanded to try to do it my manipulating the less-shrewd children of the consumer). If that's not their intention, then why not give out the toy to every kid who gets food? You ordered the double-down artery stopper? Here's a toy! You ordered juice and carrot sticks? Here's a toy!

      I also don't necessarily think that Santa Clara's approach is the best way, but at least it's something. I think it's marginally better than sitting around, complaining about how things "should" be. I agree, parents "shouldn't" be taking their kids to fast-food joints at all. Now, we can sit around all day and fret about why reality doesn't match our idea of how things should be, or we can face the reality and resolve to try something.

    135. Re:I swear.... by kenh · · Score: 1

      Wow, are you afraid their belief in a higher being will some how rub off on to you if you eat there?

      Don't confuse corporate mission with the personal beliefs of the employees. It's a company, not a cult.

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      Ken
    136. Re:I swear.... by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      Jesus fucking christ. Who do you think sells all the great vegetables and healthy foods that the kids should be eating? Dole, a corporation so huge it can take out third world governments.

      If having a toy with a meal really made *that* big of a difference to children's eating choices, don't you think ever banana in the world would come with a free sponge bob action figure?

      Kids eat junk because it's tasty, the billion dollars in brainwashing money is just to help them decide which junk they eat. I don't care how much you forcefully restrict how "bad" foods are presented to children, they're still going to win out over good foods or the people who make money on good foods would already be pushing the presentation bit just as strongly as McDonald's.

      No one's being "taken advantage of." Parents are being sold a product that they know is unhealthy and they're choosing it anyway because they care more about taste and convenience and familiarity than they do about health.

      To paraphrase Scott Adams: Fat people are fat because they like food more than they like being thin.

    137. Re:I swear.... by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
      I believe the immigration law is a bad one. Mostly because of the potential it has to harm American Citizens of a certain ethnicity.

      The Arizona law causes no harm to US citizens of any ethnicity.

      The Arizona law allows police to verify residency status of non-citizens.

      When I travel to other countries, I fully expect that I may be required to prove my right to be in that country. If I'm stopped by a German state police officer, I expect that I may be asked to show my passport. When I go to Brazil, I know that I am required to show my visa upon request. I don't know what it is about the US that makes some people think that it is wrong to ask non-citizens to show their visa or other entry documents as proof of authorization to be here.

      If you ask for someone's ID and there is probable cause to suspect that the person is not a US citizen, then then next obvious step is to ask for the visa or other documents. That applies no matter what race or color or sexual orientation the person is, because I hate to tell you, there are a lot of non-US citizens who aren't hispanic.

      We have laws about how one enters this country, and the Arizona law unfetters the police in their ability to enforce those existing laws without undue burden on anyone. It's an obvious and necessary reaction to the federal attitude of "don't ask don't tell" applied to immigration. The feds create laws and then don't bother enforcing them because it will cost the party in power votes in the next election.

    138. Re:I swear.... by tbannist · · Score: 1

      How about they provide actual food instead of "food like products"?

      Of course, if they made the food healthy it would probably not taste as good and cost more.

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    139. Re:I swear.... by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Hopefully not for long.

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    140. Re:I swear.... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      First of all, kids absolutely do want fast food for the toy. At least mine do.

      No doubt. But the toys are only updated once a week or so, right? Eating fast food once or even twice a week is not going to make you a fat ass. One must conclude that youthful obesity is being driven by other factors than happy meal toys.

      Secondly, a lot of cities have very, very few choices for healthy food. Take a drive around Detroit's inner city some time and look for decent, affordable food. As of about a year ago, there were no grocery supermarkets in Detroit.

      So don't live in Detroit. Problem solved.

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    141. Re:I swear.... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      How about they provide actual food instead of "food like products"?

      If they did that someone else would start selling their product. Or do you advocate outlawing fast food altogether?

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    142. Re:I swear.... by ThermalRunaway · · Score: 1

      > ..doing nothing is against the people What? I can think of a ridiculous amount of things that if the gov't had done nothing it would have been FOR the people. It is not the gov's job to protect us from ourselves and our poor personal life choices. It's not "against" the people to have toys in happy meals. McD isn't forcing anyone to eat their crappy food. For the same price as a happy meal, I can go to any old grocery store in any town in the US and pick up some fruit, wheat bread, and a bottle of water. This is once again about control in the name of protecting us from some evil.

    143. Re:I swear.... by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      ...and when the parents aren't doing their jobs? The kids should take responsibility of themselves, or suffer the consequences (in this case consequences of being overweight junk food addicts)?

      If we can't trust the parents, who can we trust? That's right, the omni-benevolent government. Because when you can't rely on your parents, you can always rely on the majority opinion.

      Hint: Sometimes life sucks, if the worst thing to happen is that a few kids are overweight I'd be willing to accept that as the price of freedom and personal responsibility.

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    144. Re:I swear.... by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      I could give dozens of reasons why perpetuating the belief in god is more harmful to society than child labor.

      You might give bullshit reasons, but not valid ones. While I could have respected your argument (and you) if you had said you could give reasons why it's harmful (even though I'd most likely disagree), anyone who really thinks belief in a supernatural power is more harmful than sending children to work for low wages (and frequently in less-than-adequate conditions) is completely delusional.

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    145. Re:I swear.... by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      We do Chick-fil-A. Does that count as crap food?

      Some what, far worse are the organizations they donate too.

    146. Re:I swear.... by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
      Then, the kid says: "OMG, mom! The Happy Meal comes with ultra-mega-mega man! Mom! Happy Meal! Happy Meal, Mom! MOM! I'LL DIE IF I DON'T GET THE HAPPY MEAL!!!! MMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM!!"

      "Ma! The happy meal comes with FRIES and COKE! I want fries! I want Fries. I don't like chicken, it's icky." But Billy, the chicken is fried in saturated fat and breaded with eggs and all kinds of stuff, and the juice is full of HFCS to make it sweet for you! "Ok, Ma, highly nutritious food it is."

      I also don't necessarily think that Santa Clara's approach is the best way, but at least it's something.

      So you'd be here defending them if they had decided to order all fast food restaurants to be shut down, because "it's something"? Why is "doing something" always better than doing nothing, when "something" includes micromanaging what people can and cannot buy? OMG, think of the children...

    147. Re:I swear.... by sycodon · · Score: 1

      "...our elected officials make rules based on what they think their constituents want..."

      That worked out so well with Health Care.

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    148. Re:I swear.... by lowrydr310 · · Score: 1

      We do Chick-fil-A. Does that count as crap food?

      Chick-Fil-A is awesome. I just took my family there last night (though I should have waited until tonight - my restaurant has Family Night every Wednesday where kids get a free kids meal and free ice cream!)

      Chick-Fil-A's toys are pretty cool and unique as well. The last few times we've been getting books, and the best toy so far was plastic toy laboratory equipment. My two year old daughter plays with them in the bathtub, pretending to be a chemist and measuring out different volumes of bathwater.

    149. Re:I swear.... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      You could have put the period after 'aware'. Your ignorance doesn't change things.

    150. Re:I swear.... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Congratulations on being out on the tail of the bell curve. Guess what that means? You're irrelevant. (And ignorant too for tacking on a gratuitous and unrelated political rant.)

    151. Re:I swear.... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      No. This is EXACTLY about personal and parental responsibility. Where the fuck does the government get off telling any parent they can't buy their kid a happy meal with a toy in it.

      Yeah, fuck the government. Where do they get off telling parents they can't paint with lead in it? Or toys contaminated with heavy metals. Etc... Etc..

      Seriously. Get off your knee jerk hobbyhorse.

    152. Re:I swear.... by TheNumberless · · Score: 1

      The Arizona law causes no harm to US citizens of any ethnicity. The Arizona law allows police to verify residency status of non-citizens.

      The problem I have is how they establish whether someone is a non-citizen. They will wind up asking actual citizens to verify their citizenship status in the course of complying with this law, because if they aren't sure someone is a citizen, they have to ask. Further, while an Arizona driver's license is proof of (at least) legal residency status (at the time the license was issued), the same can't be said for many other states, notably New Mexico. Ironically, legal residents are in a much better position that citizens are to establish to a random cop that they are legally permitted to be here.

      So suppose I'm an American Citizen with a valid New Mexico driver's license driving through Arizona. I don't have my birth certificate or passport on me, because I have no reason to believe I should require either of those documents to travel between US states. Suppose further that my tail-light is burnt out, but I don't know about it, and I get pulled over. During the course of this lawful interaction, for whatever reason, the officer suspects that I am an illegal alien, and asks to verify my citizenship status. I show him my New Mexico ID

      From here, there are two possibilities. First, he accepts my ID as valid proof of my legal residency, even though it is no such thing. Honestly, I believe that this will happen in most cases like this, even though nothing has been demonstrated to the officer. The other possibility is that the officer correctly recognizes that I don't have valid proof of my citizenship or legal residency, and takes me to the lock-up pending investigation. At best, assuming the officers involved are cooperative and non-hostile, it could take several hours for the county clerk's office/hospital where I was born to get the needed documents so I can be released. I don't want to think about the worst case scenario.

      Now suppose that, despite the fact that I am a citizen, my English isn't that great, or I'm mentally challenged and can't really understand what's going on, or I just managed to somehow piss off the cop.

      I believe the chance that something like this will happen, more than once, is quite high. Regardless, it's possible under both the new law in Arizona and the existing, unenforced federal law. This makes them both bad laws, in my opinion. I don't deny that illegal immigration is a big problem in need of a solution, but there must be a better way than this.

    153. Re:I swear.... by daturan · · Score: 1

      Playgrounds already are in effect. Most new structures are too low to be any fun or functional for kids over 7. Signs are posted with age limits (not weight limits) All these years I've been staying in shape playing with my kids I've been breaking the law.

    154. Re:I swear.... by Grizzley9 · · Score: 1

      And at Chick-fil-A you can turn in your toy for an ice cream cone instead!

    155. Re:I swear.... by frizzantik · · Score: 1

      California may as well be a whole 'nother country. Many of us Californians would love to be a whole 'nother country.

    156. Re:I swear.... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Do you think I should have to justify to Uncle Sam the large pizza that I'm going to order on my way home?

      Just a guess, but I suspect he doesn't think it should even be possible to buy that large pizza that you plan to order on the way home.

      Alas, once people reach the point of believing that they should be allowed to define what's good for you, there's no stopping it - they'll continue to micromanage other people's lives till the end of time (note, as an example, your average religion).

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      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    157. Re:I swear.... by bcrowell · · Score: 1

      So if you want a nation worth living in, and the adults won't fix their own (or their children's) self-destructive cycles, who do you suggest does fix it?

      Some people drink too much scotch, in a self-destructive cycle. Who do I suggest should fix it? Nobody. What makes you think every personal problem can and should be fixed by someone?

      If nobody is willing to actually OWN their responsibility, to the point where the nation suffers (loss of productivity = loss of revenue and loss of GDP, loss of mental function = loss of progress and loss of investment), then surely since the Government is for the people and doing nothing is against the people, the Government must step in.

      This argument can be used to institute total control over every aspect of anyone and everyone's life. Just because someone's behavior can reduce GDP, that doesn't mean that I have a God-given right to make them stop that behavior.

    158. Re:I swear.... by jd · · Score: 1

      How is saying that I want others to control themselves being a control freak? And who are these mysterious "they"? Ahhh, I get it. You're a looney.

      Seriously, my post says nothing about me (or anyone else) controlling others. It says control - like momentum - cannot be created nor destroyed, only transferred. The sum total is a constant. If you have no desire to understand that this says nothing about how that total is distributed, that is your problem, not mine.

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    159. Re:I swear.... by TheNumberless · · Score: 1

      And about that worst case scenario I was reluctant to think about.

    160. Re:I swear.... by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      It is not a whole 'nother country. I live here. Believe me when I tell you there are people here, people stuck here that do realize how stupid this shit is. The sad part here is California is just the leading edge in the US. Nanny state is nothing new in federal government circles. Social Security, Medicare, Farm Subsidies, Bailouts, and many, many others. States are also going this way. New York I believe is the on that banned trans-fats being sold right? So. Unless you stand up to the small things where you are this will come your way as well.

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    161. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm allergic to peanuts and I love Chick-fil-a. There is none of the actual protein of a peanut that causes the reaction in peanut oil, unless it's the "gourmet" peanut oil which is used to season, not fry. Seriously, this is coming from someone who can smell peanut in an M&M from across the room. A CHOCOLATE M&M(they have peanut in them, I know).

    162. Re:I swear.... by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Wow Americans are seriously fucked up.

      They consider listening in on phone calls an sin.

      And of course also think that listening in on phone calls is essential and just.

      Amazingly groups are made up of people who don't hold exactly the same views.

      That you find that strange says a lot about you - just how "us and them" and "black and white" is your world?

    163. Re:I swear.... by GlassHeart · · Score: 1

      But they have no problem with what is essentially police state regulation. You can't have salt. You can't put Toys in Happy Meals. You can't, you can't, you can't.

      Oh, I think the Happy Meal Ban is a stupid law, but I was speaking in abstract. If all else fails, even a free country resorts to curtailing freedoms to serve a purpose. This is why Lincoln suspended habeas corpus, and it's more or less the same logic that led Bush to warrantless wiretaps. The difference (and there can be a big one) is how dire you consider the threat, and what freedom is being curtailed.

      For example, we don't have the freedom to carry firearms onto airplanes. That's because the risk is pretty high, and the loss something we generally consider acceptable. In other words, laws of this sort should be evaluated individually on what we gain and what we lose, rather than knee-jerk "totalitarian dictator!" reactions. Particularly when the name-calling doesn't come with a plausible solution to the problem at hand.

    164. Re:I swear.... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Every time I think I can't possibly see something more ignorant posted on Slashdot, some moron like yourself comes along and proved me wrong.
       

      If having a toy with a meal really made *that* big of a difference to children's eating choices, don't you think ever banana in the world would come with a free sponge bob action figure?

      If fruit companies could sell $0.15 worth of water and sugar or $0.10 worth of potatoes for $0.99 cents, their profit margins would support including a SpongeBob figure. But they can't.
       
      Etc... etc...
       
      Or in other words, you haven't a fucking clue what you're talking about.
       

      To paraphrase Scott Adams: Fat people are fat because they like food more than they like being thin.

      Yeah, just blame the victim. It's so much easier than actually thinking. Curing your own ignorance is just too much work.

    165. Re:I swear.... by jemenake · · Score: 1

      So you'd be here defending them if they had decided to order all fast food restaurants to be shut down, because "it's something"?

      Well, no. I don't feel that shutting down all fast-food restaurants is on the same scale as merely requiring them to "unbundle" their toys from their food (like requiring Microsoft to unbundle their browser from their OS, say). If you feel that those two things are on the same level, then I don't see how we can make any more progress in this debate.

    166. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was a little kid (early 1960s), I used to watch "Linus the Lionhearted and Friends" cartoon program. Nearly every one of the major characters was a cereal mascot, and there were cereal commercials before, during, and after the program.

      Yet, I never bugged my parents to buy those cereals (and they wouldn't have, even if I had nagged them to do so).

      What made me different from "today's" kids (or vice-versa) in that respect?

      The first time I bought something with my own money, I was disappointed and felt ripped off, because what I'd bought didn't come with all the goodies shown on the package. After it was too late, I discovered, in 6-point diamond type, the magic phrase at the bottom of the label, "Accessories not included."

      Lesson learned: "Those asshole motherfuckers will scam you and rip you off any way they can if you do not watch them like a hawk every single second of the day!"

      Emotionally painful as it was learning it, that lesson has served me well in life.

    167. Re:I swear.... by Mikkeles · · Score: 1

      If they quality, healthy food it would taste better and cost more. Although I suspect that many have become used to the greasy flavour and therefore the good food would be OMG!!! Different!!!!.

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      Great minds think alike; fools seldom differ.
    168. Re:I swear.... by jd · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I have no problem with you (or anyone else) buying large pizzas or anything else. Nor do I believe in defining what is good for you or in micromanaging.

      What I do believe in is that the net amount of control in a closed society is fixed and that if you don't control yourself, you are implicitly giving that control to others. So if you don't want to be micromanaged, don't give control away. It's very simple.

      What I also believe is that many (not all, but many) unhealthy behaviours (including eating disorders) are a consequence of control disorders and, in turn, have consequences on others - including, but not restricted to, expense and yet more control disorders.

      Nobody is "perfect" and nobody knows what this "perfect" thing is anyway, but if you have a reasonable level of self-control, you will have a reasonable level of health, you will (within reasonable margins of error) maximize what you get out of life for what you put in, and you will maximize (also within reasonable margins of error) maximize the benefit to society you have to offer -- though how much of that benefit is ever seen is, itself, another choice.

      Is a person gratuitously buying fatty foods a "bad" thing? No. Actually, the British diet (which is mostly fat) is far more nutritious than a lot of the "healthy" diets in the US because it's better-balanced and has far better ratios of healthy fats, healthy cholesterol, etc.

      Ok, so is a person gratuitously buying a specifically unhealthy fatty food a bad thing? Not necessarily. If you've a healthy state of mind, you will tend to steer towards the food that your body needs, whether or not it is technically "unhealthy" according to any given standard. If your mind is unhealthy, you well tend to steer towards the food that will damage or destroy your body, whether or not it is technically "healthy" by any other standard.

      When is a mind unhealthy? Hard to say, but one common symptom is grabbing inappropriate control from others, and rejecting appropriate control from oneself.

      Thus, if you have appropriate control, the odds are you will eat what is right for you at that moment, no matter how it is labeled by others. In which case, the label is immaterial and restrictions become stupid and naive.

      If you have inappropriate control, you will be destructive towards yourself and your family. I regard insanity less as the inability to tell right and wrong apart and more as the inability to act on whatever it is you do know. By this understanding, inappropriate control is insanity and I can see nothing wrong with outsiders stepping in and restricting the damage the insane can do.

      What happens if nobody steps in? As I've said elsewhere, that's been tried. Historically, if nobody accepts control of their own lives, you get someone stepping in and accepting that control on their behalf. That is very very bad juju. I do not recommend it.

      The problem is, in the US people take the attitude that they don't want anyone to step in when needed, but they ALSO don't want to accept any personal responsibility or any personal control. THAT is the reason why America keeps ending up with dodgy Government officials. It has nothing to do with whether Government is big or small.

      (IMHO, ideally, Government would be so big that everyone had the power to make a difference. Small Government, to me, means too much power is being given to too few people. In Somalia, for example, absolute power is in the hands of a few dozen warlords. You can't get a smaller Government than that.)

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      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    169. Re:I swear.... by jd · · Score: 1

      If you want absolute freedom, live on a desert island. If you want to live amongst other individuals, you are limited to having balanced freedom. I don't have to know what the balance point is, it is merely an immutable law of nature that there be one.

      Since you have to have balanced freedom if you wish to be in a society, why not have a balance that both you and everyone else can live with?

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      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    170. Re:I swear.... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      We've tried the whole "parental responsibility" thing, and it hasn't worked. We tried the "just do nothing and people's innate goodness will make everything work out optimally" approach, and it doesn't work. Sure, maybe there are a few parents with responsibility, but they are in the minority. You can't take the approach of "my kids are fine, I don't care about the others" and build a society that works. You can not legislate parental responsibility.

      It is sort of the government's job though if you think about it. The government has to pay for health care. A healthy citizen is cheaper for the government, so it is in the government's interest to save money by having healthier citizens. I want my neighbors to be healthy, as it saves me money and makes the neighborhood a nicer place to live. The government can not take the approach of "you made bad decisions a long time ago, so screw you now" even though some voters would prefer that.

      Similarly, you can't sell tobacco products at McDonald's either, or market tobacco products to children. Maybe this is a silly ruling, but it's not because the government is being capricious since it has a real vested interest here.

    171. Re:I swear.... by cas2000 · · Score: 0, Troll

      belief in supernatural powers has caused more wars, more death, more tortures, more abuses of human rights than child labour ever has.

      if you look at the evidence, rather than consult your prejudices, it's perfectly rational and not in the least bit delusional to believe that belief in supernatural powers is more harmful than sending children to work for low wages.

    172. Re:I swear.... by jd · · Score: 1

      Gasp! Actually, I hear Totalitarian Dictators everywhere also obey the second law of thermodynamics. Except in those areas where entropy is now infinite.

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      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    173. Re:I swear.... by jd · · Score: 1

      Inaction is an action. It is merely an action of zero scalar value. I believe Western mathematics has included zero in the number line for a while now.

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      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    174. Re:I swear.... by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      then surely since the Government is for the people and doing nothing is against the people, the Government must step in.

      Spoken in the finest tradition of totalitarian dictators everywhere.

      Hey jd...Chavez is calling!

      California is the world's best example of government of the people, by the people, for the people run amok. Democracy is supposed to work if the citizenry is properly educated and knows how to make the right decisions. What do we have in California? A population who will believe anything the special interests will tell them (google for Prop 16 for an example) and who vote against every attempt to raise the necessary taxes to pay for the services that they feel entitled to or oftentimes just don't know about. Democracy doesn't work very well if the voters are as thick as two short planks.

      California doesn't need more democratic control. California needs a good slap upside the head, and a king installed to put the stupid voters in their place. I mean it. The voters of this state are so fucking stupid I have seriously lost faith in democracy.

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    175. Re:I swear.... by Phat_Tony · · Score: 1

      "then surely since the Government is for the people and doing nothing is against the people, the Government must step in"

      I'm not sure that logic is compelling, since when the government steps in, they almost always make things worse.

      People often make stupid decisions, but that's not an ironclad argument that freedom should be revoked and tyranny instituted. The people managing the tyranny would also be humans, the same category of people who's decisions I don't always like. Plus in making the decisions for other people, they loose their personal stake in the outcomes of the decisions.

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    176. Re:I swear.... by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      the only visible effect of their corporate policy is that they are all closed on Sunday.

      And they give away free food once a year. Not as a buy-one get one free, or with purchase of drink; just a free sandwich. You can buy or not buy anything else as you see fit. Let's see any other company whose corporate mission is only "make money" do that.

    177. Re:I swear.... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      No, it's not about my kids, it's about everyone else's kids. You can't just say "my kids are well behaved, therefore society is running nicely." You'd have to be naive to think that the majority of parents in Santa Clara County are controlling their children. The government is not allowed to just forget the whole issue, because they're stuck paying for health care for the citizens. You don't have to prove that you had responsible parents before you can get Medicaid or Medicare benefits.

    178. Re:I swear.... by Too+Late+for+Cool+ID · · Score: 1

      California may as well be a whole 'nother country...

      We can only hope.

    179. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Besides, I can use the "parental responsibility" argument on you. I know a couple that actually takes parenting seriously. When we all go out to dinner with their kid, their kid finishes first, and then knows to sit there, quietly, while we all chat a while. She knows that, if she starts getting fidgety or rambunctious, things are going to turn out worse for her in the long run. So, we can always finish our meals in peace... toy or no toy. But then, that's because they feel that they should be responsible parents.

      More information on HOW please!!!

    180. Re:I swear.... by jd · · Score: 1

      If the Government's job was not to protect the people from themselves, we wouldn't need a Government at all. We'd be able to exist quite happily without the overheads.

      In the same way, if the job of an OS was not to protect applications from their own crappy memory management and scheduling, we'd only need cooperative multitasking and no memory restrictions. We'd also be happily using a direct descendant of Windows 2. Why waste memory and CPU power with all the checks and switches if you don't need them?

      Chances are, you'd never accept an OS that was utterly cooperative, no matter how many times the app writers told you that their personal choices shouldn't affect you. How.... odd that your argument for freedom applies only to you, never to anyone else.

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      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    181. Re:I swear.... by xaxa · · Score: 1

      I'm still trying to work out why Subway went for the "dingy fast food joint" look for its European stores. Every Subway I've ever been in has felt greasy, probably because of the yellowish lighting. It's just not somewhere I would choose to eat (I've never eaten there if I've had the option to go somewhere else).

      (Maybe it's because if they bought some white lights, replaced the plastic furnishings with decent ones and got competent staff the food would look bad in comparison.)

    182. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should really just ban all product marketing to children under the age of 16. I cant imagine a downside to that.

      Had that been the rule back in the 80s do you think the Nintendo Entertainment or Sega Master Systems would have taken off? What about all those children's cartoons, comic books, movies, etc? None of that would have been created if companies couldn't market to children.

      Perhaps you don't care about those things, but it was a pretty big part of being a kid for me and to this day I still enjoy playing video games and watching the occasional cartoon television show or movie.

    183. Re:I swear.... by Culture20 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      belief in supernatural powers has caused more wars, more death, more tortures, more abuses of human rights than child labour ever has.

      Yay, this canard. No, belief in supernatural powers has been used as an excuse for sociopaths (mostly kings) to cause wars, death, torture, and abuses of human rights. In fact, other things have been used as excuses for sociopaths to cause wars, death, torture, and abuses of human rights too. Seems like the common theme there is sociopaths tend toward war, death, torture, and abuse.

    184. Re:I swear.... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      You can't legislate responsibility. You either have it or you don't. It sounds good to say everyone should take responsibility, but how do you enforce this or make it happen?

      Or do you only worry about your own home, and forget about what happens in the neighborhood or larger society?

    185. Re:I swear.... by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm a parent of four school-age children, and while I'm well aware that many aspects of raising kids aren't simple, some of them are very straightforward. For example, you really do have complete control over whether or not you buy your kids fast food, and you really don't have to buy your kids ice cream just because the ice cream truck is going through your neighborhood playing its calliope siren song.

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    186. Re:I swear.... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Governments already have rules about what you can and can not put on pizzas. No matter how much you claim it's your right, Domino's will not put arsenic on your pizza. You have to add that yourself. If you want transfats in some districts, you add that yourself. If you want a toy with your happy meal, then stop off at the toy store on the way home and get one.

      The government is not forbidding happy meals, and they are not making large pizzas illegal.

    187. Re:I swear.... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      So, your statements above seem to reduce to "if you won't choose to live in a fashion I find acceptable, then we need to change the laws so that you're forced to live in a fashion that I find acceptable".

      Problem with this particular notion is that key question is "who gets to decide what's "acceptable"?" Entirely too many people seem to think that they are the ones who should get to decide.

      Personally, I go for the "absolute minimum laws required" theory of government. Which, of course, just moves the debate to "what is the "absolute minimum required"?"....

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      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    188. Re:I swear.... by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      I don't particularly agree with their corporate mission ("glorify god") Who says you can't learn anything by surfing the web while at work? I did not know that and looked it up to confirm what you said. Scratch another place not to go to.* *To those of you who are going to whine or mod me down for saying that, take a look at yourself before you open your mouth (or type the words). Do you not go to some place(s) because of their corporate policies, working conditions, charities they give to, etc? If so, one word describes you: hypocrite.

      Whether or not you agree with Chick-fil-A's corporate mission; I think you can respect how they actually try to live up to it. T. Cathy at least puts his money where his mouth is. He could have made buckets more money staying open on Saturday but decided to close because he felt it was in the best interests of his employees and their families to give them Sunday off. (To a certain extent it even saves them money because they have a lower turnover rate than other fast food restaurants.) I know people who have worked at CfA and they don't push religion on anyone; they just try to make it a good place to work. I find there approach to be a lot more honest than many of the companies who talk about doing good but when it costs money they back away.

      They make a mean chicken sandwich and biscuit as well...

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      I'm a consultant - I convert gibberish into cash-flow.
    189. Re:I swear.... by lgw · · Score: 1

      Some laws may on their face restrict my choice of actions, but in practice increase my freedom. For example, laws against murder, or fraud. These are good.

      Same laws just decrease my freedom, on the basis that some other abstract "good" is being serviced. But the morality being legislated and my morality may differ, or if I agree others will differ, so that "good" is just opinion. Better to let each live according to his own morality, and preserve freedom everywhere it's not a significant burden on others. If you're unsure, err of the side of not imposing restrictions.

      Allowing each of us to eat whatever food we choose (while preventing fraud in the selling of that food) is simply not a significant burden on the freedom of others, so there's no need to look for other excuses. Any net decrease in freedom is just bad.

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      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    190. Re:I swear.... by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      And if you do it once a month, it's not really that bad of a thing.

    191. Re:I swear.... by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

      We do Chick-fil-A. Does that count as crap food?

      Yes. If you wrap a paper towel around it and the paper towel comes back wet (from the grease), then in my book it counts as crap food. Though perhaps your Chick-fil-A is better than mine - I'm on a college campus, and my Sbarro similarly tastes like crap and drips grease, when other Sbarros I've gone to are not so greasy and occasionally are even quite good. Never tried another Chick-fil-A though.

    192. Re:I swear.... by jd · · Score: 1

      Because a stitch in time saves nine.

      A problem doesn't mysteriously vanish because it's ignored. It obeys the same conservation laws as everything else in physics. It can persist, it can diffuse, but it won't go away. Unfortunately, it not only obeys the same conservation laws, it is an attractive force. Problems draw in other problems, creating larger problems.

      If a problem is not solved, it will persist forever. A person does not persist forever, therefore no problem is truly personal in the long-term.

      If a problem is not solved, it will cause collateral damage. Thus, even when it persists in an individual, it is still not a personal problem.

      I don't give a damn how such problems are solved, but you've only two choices - solve them or suffer them. There is no other choice. And since the suffering will rapidly spread (much like any other disease), the suffering can't persist indefinitely, which means somebody will have to solve the problem eventually.

      If you don't solve your own "personal problems", you are expecting your descendants to do it for you. So it's still an outsider solving them and it is still a consequence of you not taking responsibility for your own actions. Delaying the solution merely allows you to play-pretend that you aren't handing that control to outsiders. Doesn't change the fact that you're handing control to outsiders.

      The difference in having one outsider fix the problem rather than another is not one of it being an outsider, obviously, as much as you might want to claim it is. Rather, the difference is that if an outsider cleans up the mess when you are there, you get to see what damage you did.

      It's much harder to lie to yourself and others, when the evidence is held up in plain sight. If you weren't lying to yourself, then why so keen on outsiders fixing your crap after you're dead? What don't you want to see?

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      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    193. Re:I swear.... by xaxa · · Score: 3, Informative

      I thought that Jamie Oliver failed because he cooked up food the kids hated and he was a pretentious jerk while doing it.

      That's pretty much the reaction the media reported when he changed the food in some schools here in Britain. Then there were pictures of obese women handing fast food over a fence to their children at lunchtime, and opinion seemed to change.

      The children got used to it, health improved, academic results improved and (an unexpected bonus) illness reduced.

      (It seems appropriate to cite The Sun -- it calls the women "sinner ladies", which is pretty much opposite to what you'd expect (think Fox News, kinda). Note that in the UK "poor" children get free school meals; buying their own is daft.)

    194. Re:I swear.... by Labcoat+Samurai · · Score: 1

      I.... *sort of* agree with this. It's a personal decision, and it all comes down to your own personal priorities and beliefs. If you make the decision by that metric, then one boycott is as good as any other. So if, subjectively, you give more weight to the harm of religion than the harm of child labor, it is reasonable for you to follow through on that belief.

      If you're trying to use a less subjective metric, like "societal harm", you sort of seem to be suggesting that the two are on equal footing because you can make some arguments to that effect. But it's not enough to say you can argue a point and leave it at that. If we do apply a more objective metric like societal harm, we would actually have to perform the evaluation to determine if boycotting a place for being christian is as reasonable as boycotting a place for promoting child labor. They aren't automatically equivalent just because we can do a bit of hand-wavy equivocation.

      To be a little more clear as to the distinction I'm making, it's the difference between saying "I intensely dislike Christianity and want to see it fail, but I don't particularly care one way or another about child labor" and "I think Christianity does more harm to society than child labor does." There is nothing to debate about the first point, but with the second, we could set about defining and measuring harm and could debate the merits of these definitions and measurements. Whether or not we come to agreement, the point is not purely subjective (though it has an element of subjectivity), so it's not fair to assume that something is true just because one party says it is.

    195. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This could be easily fixed by allowing parents to beat or withhold food from their children like in the good old days.

      But no, you're supposed to reason with them.

    196. Re:I swear.... by rwa2 · · Score: 1

      Honestly, what are they going to do next? Ban Cracker Jack boxes? The crap coming in those barely qualifies as a "toy" these days.

      Kinder Eggs still come with decent toys:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder_Surprise

      You can't really get them in the US unless you go to an international food market, but they're cracking down on them too due to the choking hazard.

      Just as well, my kids are learning to make their own damn toys, out of paper and sh^Htuff.

    197. Re:I swear.... by Labcoat+Samurai · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you missed the part where he said "As a parent, I [...]" Not that I like the implication that you need to first be a parent or otherwise work with kids in order to express an opinion on the subject, but that's another issue altogether.

    198. Re:I swear.... by jd · · Score: 1

      That is the paradox that Governments and political philosophers have tried to solve since time immemorial. The entire book "The Republic" by Plato ultimately reduces to how to get people to take responsibility.

      Ultimately, Plato determined that the best you can do is educate people and hope that reason is sufficient. I'm not completely confident that reason is sufficient, but it seems to be by far the best tool that exists at this time.

      If people were better enabled to use reason, then (in principle) they would be less likely to abuse responsibility, thus solving at least some of the problem.

      Beyond that point, you have to bring out the heavy-hitters, laws that prohibit behaviour that is generally accepted as destructive to others, along with repercussions that reduce the chances of such behaviours persisting.

      However, legislation and Government intervention should be a last resort, once all methods of getting people to behave maturely have failed, and should be as light as possible whilst doing the job. ("Doing the job" should reflect the needs of society to survive and prosper, within reason. Excessive optimization is bad for a system, as is insufficient optimization.)

      Indeed, the Government should be there to optimize, to play the role of a well-balanced kernel, balancing all the competing needs to get the most out of the whole system without generating housekeeping overheads so great that they overwhelm the benefits of the optimization.

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      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    199. Re:I swear.... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I need a passport in Germany as a means of identification. I will need it in the airport of course. It is smart to carry it around in case there's an accident and end up in a hospital, but I don't believe it is required to carry it with me while going on a hike. Resident aliens in European countries do not have to carry around passports continuously, and it would be incredibly rare to be stopped and asked to be shown ID randomly. In Arizona you have many valid means of identification that can be used that are much more convenient to carry and much more widely used, including driver's licenses.

      Being an illegal alien should be treated like exceeding the speed limit or adding the numbers wrong on your taxes. Illegal, but not something deserving of indefinite detention. If they want to stop this, start cracking down on employers and fine them, or put the employer in detention for a decade until the employee's status is figured out.

      We create the laws because parts of the public are in a near panic over these people and act like their criminal scum. We don't enforce the laws because we absolutely need the cheap labor to keep our society in status quo. Catch-22.

    200. Re:I swear.... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      You solution is anarchy? No law, no governments, anything that happens outside your door is not your business?

    201. Re:I swear.... by ildon · · Score: 1

      If the parents are too dumb/irresponsible to know how to feed their children correctly, they're still going to buy them happy meals with or without the toy. This law doesn't solve anything.

    202. Re:I swear.... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Can someone mod this as not a troll, whether or not you agree?
      We have too many people here who don't know what the word "troll" means...

    203. Re:I swear.... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, they ARE addictive - people go through junk food withdrawal, same as Pepsi withdrawal, or any other crap.

    204. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It happens when conservatives get their fragile world view challenged.

    205. Re:I swear.... by xaxa · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Also, you need more money to flow into the schools but people will vote down any tax increase to fund the increase.

      That's depressing. In the UK when Jamie said on his TV programme that schools were spending an average of 37 pence per child there was significant pressure on the government (including a petition) to spend more. They increased the minimum to 50p (in 2005), which Jamie said was sufficient.

      If you're not going to spend tax revenue on your nation's children, what are you going to spend it on? (Rhetorical question.)

      Articles from centre-left (Guardian) and right (Times) newspapers:
      http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2005/feb/20/channel4.food
      http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/food_and_drink/article432258.ece (disable cookies if it doesn't work)

    206. Re:I swear.... by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      So instead of having parents who have to deal with temper tantrums from their five year old child who wants a toy with their hamburger, we'll now have parents who don't know how to deal with petulant twelve year olds who want to know why they fuck their "girlfriend."

      Brilliant. Let's move the bar to becoming good parents even lower.

    207. Re:I swear.... by sycodon · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the Santa Clara board of supervisors is not speaking in the abstract.

      And a disturbingly large number of Slashdotters seem to agree with them.

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      When Fascism comes to America, it will call itself Anti-Fascism, and tell you to give up your guns.
    208. Re:I swear.... by jd · · Score: 1

      However, your "absolute minimum laws required" is itself changing the laws so that I'm forced to live in a fashion that you find acceptable.

      Which doesn't really solve anything.

      Elsewhere, I've likened the Government to an OS kernel. An "absolute minimum kernel" in the purest sense possible would be DOS or OSKit. An "absolute minimum useful kernel" would be something like FreeRTOS or Adeos.

      Chances are, you don't use any of the above at all or, if you do, only as a component of a much more complex system (eg: Linux over Adeos using RTAI).

      It's a fair bet that you're willing to sacrifice a lot of convenience (for the app writers and even for yourself) for the flexibility of something that is actually far more than the absolute minimum, providing functionality you don't actually "need" the OS to provide, but which you benefit from to the point where you don't give a damn.

      Same is probably true of the filesystem you're using. FAT is "absolute minimum", but it's also useless for most things. Ext2 is absolute minimum that's useful (and I use it extensively for partitions where speed is more important than reliability, such as for /tmp). However, my guess is you use something that's far heavier, does far more than the minimum, and sacrifices resources for convenience.

      My bet is that similar arguments can be applied to everything else in your life, from your car to your TV to your cell phone to your digital camera to your choice of restaurant. Possibly even applies to how you decide where to apply to work.

      I'm not saying you shouldn't make these choices, but rather that if the choices were actually any good, why are they only good for you and not for, say, the President?

      It would be absurd to have the President have absolute freedom and power, so clearly it is NOT good for the President to be unconstrained to that degree. There is therefore some balance point where the Government has "enough" freedom and you have "enough" freedom. It's probably going to be balanced more towards the individual, but there will be an ideal point and it won't be at any extreme.

      We're never going to find that ideal point, but we can find a "comfort zone" that must include that idea point, where all points in the "comfort zone" are acceptable to individuals and Governments alike and where any negative impact on society is minimal and very manageable.

      Frankly, I don't give a rat's ass how big that "comfort zone" is defined, so long as it meets the needs of both individuals and the society they are a part of. That's the only constraint I put on any of this. It has to be fair to different levels of the system. If you can do that and meet your "minimum laws" requirement, that's fine with me, but the OS examples suggest that this isn't really what you would want if you had it, since you COULD have it elsewhere in your life and choose not to.

      As for everyone wanting to decide, I have no problem with that. If everyone had adequate education, enabling reasoned discussion and debate, then having everyone involved would be quite useful. A distributed.net for solving the issues of political science. If everyone does not have adequate education, it's like distributed processing using buggy CPUs.

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    209. Re:I swear.... by bcrowell · · Score: 1

      I don't give a damn how such problems are solved, but you've only two choices - solve them or suffer them.

      Yes, the guy who drinks too much scotch has a problem. He has only two choices: solve it or suffer from it. The complete lack of logic in your post comes when you fail to distinguish between his taking action and society's taking action. Part of this illogic is shown by your careless use of the pronoun "you," when I personally don't have a problem with eating too many Big Macs or drinking too much scotch.

      If you don't solve your own "personal problems", you are expecting your descendants to do it for you.

      If Joe puts too many hamburgers in his mouth, it doesn't make his descendants get fat. Again you can't seem to draw the distinction between individual and collective responsibility. By the way, the continual use of the the pronoun "you" starts to give your arguments a flavor of ad hominem.

      It's much harder to lie to yourself and others, when the evidence is held up in plain sight. If you weren't lying to yourself, then why so keen on outsiders fixing your crap after you're dead? What don't you want to see?

      And now the descent into ad hominem arguments is complete.

    210. Re:I swear.... by rwa2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hmm, interesting...

      I wouldn't consider myself an awesome parent, but stuff like happy meals with toys helps me convince my children to be suspicious of things like that. I tell them that the restaurant food is so nasty that the toy is the only way for them to sell their crappy food at all. But we could get better food at a real food place (like home) and better toys at a real toy store and it would be cheaper (my son is very money conscious, probably because we so often tell him that we just don't have money to buy some random crap for him).

      Same thing with the checkout aisle at the grocery store. They put all that candy in the "impulse buy" section because they charge more for it than they do in the candy aisle. But the kids are only allowed to pick one thing for themselves, and if they want another thing they have to put the first one back. They usually end up getting a donut, which they munch on while sitting in the cart as we stroll through the store. Shopper's is known as the "Donut Store" in our family :P

    211. Re:I swear.... by sycodon · · Score: 1

      JD accused me of Black and White thinking...I think you are a much better example.

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    212. Re:I swear.... by jd · · Score: 1

      But you're now defining two types of restriction of action - those which increase your freedom and those which decrease your freedom. Since freedom is an abstract concept, which you yourself define, you end up with nothing any different from anyone else, it's merely optimized for you personally, which means it won't be optimized for anyone else.

      How is having you define your personal optimum as the norm "freer" than having the optimal balance point between individuality and society as the norm? In the end, it's still someone defining a point as the ideal centre and defining all things in relation to it.

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    213. Re:I swear.... by ThermalRunaway · · Score: 1

      So then you believe in governmental preemption of your threads? Im my mind the govts job is to protect us from enemies (foreign or domestic). I hardly thing toys in happy meals are domestic enemies. Your analogy fails in that persons are not pre-programmed entities that are supposed to do a certain task. We have the ability to freely associate and if I choose to correct my memory space with spam(burgers), thats my choice.

    214. Re:I swear.... by ThermalRunaway · · Score: 1

      oops.. "corrupt" not correct.

    215. Re:I swear.... by jd · · Score: 1

      If Joe puts too many hamburgers in his mouth, it doesn't make his descendants get fat.

      Actually, it does. (This is purely on the genetics level, I'm not even going to discuss the family system dynamics issue - you're more than welcome to read Bradshaw, Charles Whitfield, Scott Peck or any of the other experts on that side of things.)

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    216. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, now you are. The reason for the toy is simple. When you're in a car with kids and you ask what they want to eat, they will choose the coolest toy over the best food 100% of the time.

    217. Re:I swear.... by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      I hate to break the news to ya buddy, but freedom includes the right to be a shitty parent! I know, it's a concept!

      You see, as long as the children aren't being abused or neglected (and this is ignoring the fact that nanny state lovers would just LLLOOOVE to make anything they don't like illegal) we let the parents decide what is best for their kids because....they are their kids.

      It is the state's job to see that there isn't contamination in the food, that the workers are following safety guides, that the kitchens are clean, because the parents can't do those jobs. It is NOT the state's job to decide what restaurant my children eat at, what books I allow them to read, what games I allow them to play, because that is my job okay?

      So you can do your cute little ...stamp stamp stamp...bit, but there is a simple question you have to ask yourself: Do you want to be free, or a ward of the state? Because you can't have both buddy, it doesn't work that way. Freedom INCLUDES the right to do things that aren't in your best interest. After all, if the only "freedom" you have is the freedom to read what they say, eat what they say, and live how they say, because mommy government thinks they know better than you how you should live, are you really free? I would answer not a chance in hell. With freedoms come responsibility, whether you choose to exercise those responsibilities or not is up to you. To quote a line from one of my favorite movies "Free will...it's a bitch"

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    218. Re:I swear.... by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I find the toys usually aren't that good. Maybe in Canada they just get different toys. Of the last 10 kinder surprises I've gotten my kids, 1 or 2 each at Christmas and Easter, so over the last 3 years, we have gotten 3 or 4 of the same toy some with varying colours, a couple of puzzles, and a couple other ones that didn't even require assembly (half the fun). I have to say, there is very little variety in the toys you get, and it seems like they definitely aren't as good as they used to be.

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    219. Re:I swear.... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      The problem is that what is healthy eating and what is abuse is so topsy turvy that the Government can only makes things worse. Just look at how much money the Government spends trying to convince people to eat a primarily sugar diet. Then when they have success at it and people start getting fatter, they point at the fat people and say "See! They didn't eat enough sugar!"

      Parents are routinely told to try to rationalize with their 2 year olds, because a quick swat on the bottom is "abuse". So instead of making a quick and clear connection between bad behavior and discomfort, parents try to abstract their punishment out to a point that the kids just don't make the connection. They are told that if they keep the child's discomfort mental, they can abuse them as much as they want with a pat on the back for 'good parenting'.

    220. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe I just want my kids fat so that I don't have to chase them around all the time. Shouldn't I have that choice?

    221. Re:I swear.... by jd · · Score: 1

      Frankly, I don't think the Government has any business getting into the protection racket. Most "piracy" in the 1700s was Government-sponsored in the name of defense, as was most terrorism in the 20th century.

      Government's role, IMHO, is not to actually DO anything, but rather to facilitate the nation system to do as much as possible as effectively as possible. In much the same way, nobody runs Snort as a kernel thread, they run it in userspace. The only defense anyone does at the kernel level is firewalling.

      Facilitating, IMHO, includes education, health care, knowledge storage/retrieval and the prevention of harm of one part of the system by another. Having the political leader also be the commander in chief means that there's absolutely no checks and balances on the abuse of that power. That's insanity and the cause of the current global crisis.

      In the same way that thread pre-emption is a slow simulation of idealized parallel hardware, governmental pre-emption should create the simulation of an idealized society, even if that means things are slower than the ideal.

      If Government could not pre-empt threads, then since much of society is serialized, you would get things being blocked. Priorities would never get handled. A debate on the State moustache shape could not be stopped to carry out an emergency evacuation in the event of a hurricane or other disaster.

      No, we do not have the ability to freely associate. We never have had. Or did you think you could wander into the White House uninvited?

      Actually, people ARE pre-programmed entities that are supposed to do a certain task. This is why you study for a specific, departmentalized degree rather than have a holistic education. I am remarkably specialized, but I'm infinitely closer to the theoretical Homo Universalis than 98% (or more) of people in the US.

      Even if you look at it neurologically, the brain stops growing around the age of 18-22, and starts to die back. The insulation around nerves starts to degenerate shortly after, but this doesn't seriously impact brain performance until the age of around 40.

      However, it is brain growth that determines what you can learn and how well you can adapt. If you have no significant brain growth, if new connections do not form at any significant rate, you can learn, but only very very slowly and with intense effort. (Adult brains do form new connections, but at something like 0.1% the rate of adolescent brains. They lose connections a lot faster than they gain them, too.)

      So, yes, after you're 22, you're locked-in. You may be able to pick up a little more knowledge, but nothing like the same quantity. If you've not learned by that time a skill that requires intense precision (flint knapping, motor racing, etc) then you probably aren't capable of picking it up later. Exceptions exist, but they're rare.

      Humans are nothing more than Turing Machines. Powerful, parallel, and protein-based, but Turing Machines nonetheless.

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    222. Re:I swear.... by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Taco Bell gives everyone a free taco occasionally. I don't know if there is any sort of schedule to it.
      7-11 gives free mini-slurpees July 11 every year.

    223. Re:I swear.... by jd · · Score: 1

      Even if these issues could be solved, the existing attitudes at high levels of authority are so perverted and degenerate that they're rarely capable of actually "fixing" anything without making it worse.

      Re-read this bit, read the posts where I talk about balance, then think about the logic again. I don't think it useful to either of us for me to say more until you're sure about what you're replying to.

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    224. Re:I swear.... by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and while they are learning the corporations pocket some big fat millions.

      I can't understand how advertising addressed to children is legal in any developed country.

    225. Re:I swear.... by Lunzo · · Score: 1

      Hey man, quit harshing our two-minutes hate!

    226. Re:I swear.... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      One must conclude that youthful obesity is being driven by other factors than happy meal toys.

      How about the current mentality that if the sugar is complex, then it not only isn't sugar, but is health food. Then there is the current mentality that you just need to count the number of calories put in your mouth, and the number of calories burned via exercise, because people now seem to think that every body digests and utilizes food in some magical 100% efficient way.

      Of course, it could also be due to the fact that "obesity" is generally defined by the BMI which is simply wrong. So, maybe there are so many obese kids because various people found it politically convenient to define healthy people as "obese".

    227. Re:I swear.... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      No, it's not about my kids, it's about everyone else's kids.

      Exactly. Remember folks, legally forcing the "right" choice is great thing--for people other than your enlightened self, of course.

    228. Re:I swear.... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Remember, you're not only legislating choice, you're also ensuring that a dirt-poor Chinese will be unemployed! Double score!

    229. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds like shit parenting to me - parenting that refuses to acknowledge that a child is actually a child and has different needs and behaviours to adults. They sound like parents who repress their childs natural behaviours and emotions to make that shild fit into their adult lifestyle.

      I don't take my kids to adult dinner parties, I choose to take my kids to activities where they will have a good time. I care about the experiecnes my children have, and if I know they won't enjoy an adult activity I don't say "fuck 'em", I take steps to ensure their needs are met.

      If I want to go to an adult event, I don't take the kids. If I want to take the kids on a fun outing, I work out with the kids where to go. This may be the beach, it may include fome fast food, and it may include McDonalds, a Kinder Surprise or some ice cream. But I don't give then this every day, I ensure they have a healthy, balanced diet and a healthy, balanced lifestyle.

      This is called parenting.

    230. Re:I swear.... by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If that's true, then that child is an unimaginative potato head.

      Of course, I don't mental sequester my child out of conversations. as a good parent I teach them to be involved, think and ask the appropriate questions.

      My kids do not sit quietly, the are involved and learning.

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    231. Re:I swear.... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      and you cans till eat where ever you want. You just aren't getting a 25 cent toy.

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    232. Re:I swear.... by MBGMorden · · Score: 3, Informative

      (We do Chick-fil-A. Does that count as crap food?)

      Word to the wise: NEVER mention a chain by name on the internet. There will ALWAYS be a group that jumps all over you for it being crap food. If baked angel poop (which costs $1, extends life by 5 years per ounce and tastes just like cinnamon) was sold by a national chain people would ridicule you for buying it.

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    233. Re:I swear.... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yes, it does. right or wrong, the practical matter is that for many people the kid wanting a toy will; lead them to a fast food restaurant.

      They should create a toy that kids can only get by ordering a healthy meal. I wonder what the response would be?

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    234. Re:I swear.... by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Arby's was giving away a free "something" every Wednesday for a while. Sometimes an order of fries, sometimes a certain sandwich, etc. They varied it. I think they still may be doing it, but I"m not positive. You don't even have to ask for it either. Typically I ignore giveaways b/c I don't like to appear like I'm begging, but one Wednesday I happened to order a combo meal of whatever sandwich they were giving away and without even asking I noticed that they deducted the cost of the sandwich off of the total.

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    235. Re:I swear.... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Wow, you've compared a law against poisoning your customers to a law that prohibits giving them a free toy. Kind of hard to take you seriously after that.

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    236. Re:I swear.... by Iamthecheese · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I am a sociopath you insensitive clod!

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    237. Re:I swear.... by Burning1 · · Score: 1

      Actually, you're right. I missed that part.

    238. Re:I swear.... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "at the top (again where those beliefs aren't aimed at directly harming you or anyone else) is just silly prejudice."
      no, it's not.

      There are many companies own be cults who actively harm people. Not at the restaurant, but they use money from that restaurant to sponsor legislation to harm minority groups.

      For example: a restaurant owned by Mormons.

      " Do you really believe it's such a terrible thing that they want to run their business in such a way that it matches the moral values laid out by their religion? "

      yes.

      I wonder how much money goes to discrimination, shove belief into science class, and whether or not an Atheist could become a corporate employee.

      I mean, if the owner comes into a restaurant and has unpure thoughts about my wife, are the going to stone her? If I make about Allah, am I going to be killed? Are they going to tell me how there great god supposedly drowned millions of children?

      Which morals are these?

      *and really, who wouldn't?

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    239. Re:I swear.... by geekoid · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Umm, no. religion has been a tool to start wars and intimidate large groups of people.

      Why did we go into Iraq..oh yeah, they were 'evil'. then there is the crusade, and the founding fathers manipulate people to be afraid of the catholics that where going to be shipped to the north; which was the real cause for the tea party, by the way.

      Then there is the war on drugs, a religious backed war.

      Sociopaths may cause war, but they often use religion as a tool for control.

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    240. Re:I swear.... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Spoken like someone who isn't a parent. Sometimes, because of schedule and such, mealtimes are a battle. Winning every battle will cause you to lose the war. So you let some go. Having toys on the other side mean that one of the losing battles will be more likely to result in buying a meal at their restaurant (known for having nutritionally bad food). So this makes food battles about food, not toys, and is empowering the parents.

      Or, in other words, if you think that toys are irrelevant to the sales of Happy Meals, why are they included in Happy Meals? (answer: because you are wrong)

    241. Re:I swear.... by hedwards · · Score: 1

      You mean, just like they took away your freedom to speed and use misconfigured scales to cheat customers? Prior to the government saying that's illegal people were free to do that as well. At some point there is a valid reason for the government getting involved. In this case it's silly and unlikely to have a meaningful impact on anything.

    242. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The answer is to let those people get sick and die. It's better that they control their own destiny and fail than for the government to control it for them.

    243. Re:I swear.... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      And, if you never, ever consider their requests in your metering out necessities like food, they will resent your fascism and will be much more likely to rebel and engage in self-harming activities when they are able. So yeah, control every aspect of their lives against their will while you have the chance. It won't last.

    244. Re:I swear.... by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      belief in supernatural powers has caused more wars, more death, more tortures, more abuses of human rights than child labour ever has

      The fact that you attribute these things to "belief in supernatural powers" is, ironically, proof that you are consulting your prejudices, rather than looking at the evidence. It's not at all hard to see that these things were caused simply by people being bad people, and religion was an excuse, as Culture20 said. It's amazing that after countless examples of good and bad people, both with and without religious beliefs, there are some who are still willing to throw on the blinders and insist that the bad religious people were only bad because of their religion.

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    245. Re:I swear.... by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      Your examples have nothing to do with religion specifically. If religion were not there, there would be another tool. One has only to look at modern-day politics to see that people will readily throw away rationality in service to an ideology, and that it does not require claims of God to invoke this unfortunate tendency.

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    246. Re:I swear.... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      In fact, I have never seen anything that looks remotely religious in any Chik-fil-a restaurant.

      I have. I've seen church fliers and such in there. The little "take one" boxes by the register were full of stuff by/about the local church.

    247. Re:I swear.... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Seems like the common theme there is sociopaths tend toward war, death, torture, and abuse.

      And that they use religion to that end. And the thing is, when they cite religion, they get volunteers. Irrational beliefs by the people get exploited. Nationalism and religion for imperialist wars. If nationalism and religion (and other idealism) didn't exist, it would be too expensive to pay people to kill for no reason other than money, so there would be fewer wars.

    248. Re:I swear.... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      This is bad parenting, plain and simple.

      So, lets recap. Good parents don't let the presence of the toy affect their choice at all. And bad parents punish their children with bad food from convenience. The toys sell food (otherwise they wouldn't be given away for free). So, who gets the consequences from the bad parenting? The kids. So, based on your comments (and the assumption that toys sell food), this law helps bad parents keep their children away from bad food.

      So, if this doesn't affect "good parents" at all, and "bad parents" would be bad in acting in a way not the best for the child, wouldn't this only work to benefit the children with no drawbacks at all (other than for the restaurants, which no one is addressing here, so I'll ignore as well)?

    249. Re:I swear.... by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      Oh look, a teenager. Don't worry, you'll understand this stuff when you're older.

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    250. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank god we've got people like you out there to run our lives for us.

    251. Re:I swear.... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "Putting God ahead of humanity is a terrible thing. With or without religion, good people can behave well and bad people can do evil; but for good people to do evil — that takes religion". - Steven Weinberg.

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    252. Re:I swear.... by nacturation · · Score: 1, Troll

      I'm going to start a restaurant called Christ-Fil-A with a corporate mission to "Deep fry God". The menu will be divided into a section for food and a section for drinks. I'll call the sections "Body of Christ" and "Blood of Christ".

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    253. Re:I swear.... by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      Cute, but wrong. What it takes for a good person to do evil is the belief that they are acting for a good cause. Religion can supply that, but it doesn't have to be the source.

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    254. Re:I swear.... by kosanovich · · Score: 1

      I see your point of view and can accept that that's how you view things and choose to live your life. For me there is too much generalizing going on in your comment for my taste. Just because someone is from sierra leone I am not going to refuse to go to their business because they could be on the wrong side of a horribly bloody civil war. I won't refuse to frequent the business of a catholic just because there are some who abuse children. And I won't hold an athiest accountable because some idiot who also doesn't believe in God decided to burn down some churches.

      You have a lot of examples that don't hold weight for me in your argument, though if you have a restaurant in your neighborhood where the owner will stone your wife because he has impure thoughts about here then I would definitely say you should not go in there (and should probably contact authorities, and possibly move).

      But I hope you can see that you are generalizing groups of tens of millions of people, who may only have a couple things in common, down to a stereotype to be discriminated against. If I were to live the way you are talking about then I would definitely not visit any business owned by you (because I don't want to support your way of thinking) and since I know nothing about you except that you post on slashot I think I should not support anyone who is on slashdot.

      This all comes down to pretty core beliefs and I don't expect anything I say will change what you believe. I guess I just needed a quick break from work to post some thoughts.

    255. Re:I swear.... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The Arizona law causes no harm to US citizens of any ethnicity.

      So you do not think that this law will be applied against those of Hispanic origin more than those of European heritage?

      The Arizona law allows police to verify residency status of non-citizens.

      So, if someone says "I'm a citizen" they are not allowed to verify their citizenship? That's a different interpretation than what I've heard so far.

      If you ask for someone's ID and there is probable cause to suspect that the person is not a US citizen, then then next obvious step is to ask for the visa or other documents.

      That's different. That's verifying the residency of anyone. It's most certainly not just verifying residency of non-citizens. But it's an excuse to treat citizens as illegal aliens until they prove otherwise.

      We have laws about how one enters this country, and the Arizona law unfetters the police in their ability to enforce those existing laws without undue burden on anyone.

      Well, no undue burden on anyone who's not brown. But being brown and in the wrong place is likely to get one burdened. But that's obviously not "undue" burden. So says the white man.

    256. Re:I swear.... by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right. You're awesome.

      Raising children is a community effort. The corporations can't act as if they don't share in the blame.

    257. Re:I swear.... by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      The food isn't safe to eat, if it causes obesity or diabetes.

    258. Re:I swear.... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      It's worthy of a troll mod because of the Palin comment at the end.

    259. Re:I swear.... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      If having a toy with a meal really made *that* big of a difference to children's eating choices, don't you think ever banana in the world would come with a free sponge bob action figure?

      If the toy didn't matter, why do you think they include it for free?

    260. Re:I swear.... by zhadu · · Score: 1

      If my son really wants to go to a fast food place and get a toy, I tell him "no" and explain to him why. He understands, we eat something healthy at home and then go buy a toy at the dollar store.

    261. Re:I swear.... by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Most wars are fought over economic issues such as access to resources. Religious reasons may be used to justify it to the citizens.

    262. Re:I swear.... by ThermalRunaway · · Score: 1

      Again your analogies fall short. Last time I checked a turing machine isn't self aware, can't build itself a new server room to live in, and sure as hell can't mate with another turing machine and reproduce.

      Perhaps in some simplistic rudimentary fashion a turning machine approximates certain biological functions of a brain, but thats as far as I would be willing to go.

      Society is no where near serialized. Do you ever do one thing at a time? Have you ever been in a line with only one teller open, it sucks, so they have 3-4 tellers. Have you seen a major freeway lately? Not so serial. We deal with and balance many things at a time on a daily or hourly basis, its the only way to get anything done. If my facilitate you mean setting some rational boundaries and laws to allow for fair competition, to regulate certain areas to ensure some company isn't dumbing spent nuclear fuel in my backyard, then we agree.

      But the original post was about the govt saying no toys in happy meals. Thats not facilitating anything, thats making choices for the population. Maybe because they think people are too stupid to make them on their own, or maybe because they are addicted to the power they have. Either way its silly.

      We are rapidly approaching an Apple App Store society, where the govt is Steve, and they tell us what is good and bad for our devices.... no flash... no happy meal toys... I'd rather take my chances and keep my options open.

    263. Re:I swear.... by causality · · Score: 1

      So you think that removing toys from kids meals will make parents who previously fed their children fast food every day suddenly start cooking healthy meals?

      If so, you're as deluded as the morons in California.

      Bad parents will still be bad parents.

      The real solution to this is to charge parents who have fat young children (i.e. too young to reasonably buy and cook their own food) with child abuse. Then it doesn't matter how their obesity came to be the case

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    264. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chicken McNuggets in any quantity are the antithesis of a healthy food. Combining them with something that is healthy doesn't negate that fact.

    265. Re:I swear.... by pipedwho · · Score: 1

      There is no such thing as total freedom, and any freedom you do have is maintained in a delicate balance of law and regulation.

      Just about every aspect of your life is already regulated to some extent. This is about extending that regulation in a direction that you don't like.

      If you think that regulating what can be sold to you can only happen in a totalitarian regime, then you must also agree that you are already living in one as that is how the USA works.

    266. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck charging them.

      Spey the cunts.

      Only problem with that is when they're stupid enough to get neutered, they'd probably think they didn't need to use condoms any more ... And that leads to Catholics!

    267. Re:I swear.... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Nope, I'm a parent. But you are wrong about everything regarding child rearing, so I wouldn't expect you to get that right either.

    268. Re:I swear.... by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Regulations for my safety is one thing.

      Cars should not blow up. Meat should not have parasites. Milk should be pasteurized, etc. Those are safety regulations.

      Regulations because of someone's sense that something is not good for me is another. That means that can restrict how many doughnuts I can by at one time. They could limit my red meat purchases. Certainly liquor could be outlawed (we know what happened with that), etc.

      These are lifestyle regulations. And there are MANY other lifestyle choices that have a far greater affect on society in monetary terms and emotional terms that putting a fucking toy in a happy meal.

      Simple example is cigarettes. More death and carnage from them than McDonalds could ever do. Why not outlaw them outright?

      The only real regulation on them is the warnings. and taxed to hell and back. So McDonalds should put a warning on the Happy Meals. "Warning:Happy Meals will give you a fat ass like your Mom's".

      Consumer warned and consumer chooses. Just like the cancer sticks.

      No...these idiots from Santa Clara are no different than the morons on Home Owners Association boards that think limiting your garage door being open to no more than an hour a day will keep property values up.

      Morons the lot of them.

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    269. Re:I swear.... by pipedwho · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. This is a perfect description of the sad state of affairs that the 'working class' people have to live with.

    270. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like it. Nice and sweet, and I find that the acid of the pineapple's juice goes with the acid of the sauce. Maybe it takes some getting used to.

    271. Re:I swear.... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      It really is depressing. People tend to be very short sighted when their taxes are at stake. They see any increase as a fate worse than death and will fight against it vehemently. Then they wonder why the US is dropping so far behind in education.

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    272. Re:I swear.... by Macrat · · Score: 1

      If she really wants to go to a fast food place and get a toy, I take her to Subway and get her a turkey sandwich.

      Responsible parenting isn't all that hard.

      Perhaps you should take a look at all the carbs in that Subway bread.

    273. Re:I swear.... by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      She's 4 and skinny. And in Japan where obesity is very low, they believe in eating all the carbs you want so long as you avoid sugar. It seems to work pretty well.

      There is evidence to suggest we overload on carbs, but that doesn't mean skinny 4-year old girls need to avoid bread at all costs.

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    274. Re:I swear.... by lgw · · Score: 1

      Most foods do, if you eat too much of them. Unlike, say, food poisoning, which is more of a restaurant-specific issue. The former is your choice, the latter not so much.

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    275. Re:I swear.... by lgw · · Score: 1

      So totalitarianism is OK, if it comes on slowly then? There's no limit to what part of your life the government can control, as long as it's one small change at a time?

      Of course, I can't legally choose how much water my toilet uses when I flush it, so I don't know why I bother arguing about stuff like this. Most people honestly don't seem to care what they're told to do, as long as it's not too much of a hassle, or unfashionable.

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    276. Re:I swear.... by 517714 · · Score: 1

      They didn't tell any parents anything, they told McDonald's. Very Insightful.

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    277. Re:I swear.... by Macrat · · Score: 1

      And in Japan where obesity is very low, they believe in eating all the carbs you want so long as you avoid sugar. It seems to work pretty well.

      The digestion process for carbs creates sugar.

      When it relates to diabetes and obesity, carbs = sugar.

    278. Re:I swear.... by lgw · · Score: 1

      But you're now defining two types of restriction of action - those which increase your freedom and those which decrease your freedom. Since freedom is an abstract concept,

      Exactly correct so far ...

      which you yourself define, you end up with nothing any different from anyone else, it's merely optimized for you personally, which means it won't be optimized for anyone else.

      but now you've lost me. I'm pretty sure I didn't invent this whole freedom concept, that it was fundamental to the founding of my country, and that there's substantial agreement on what it means and how important it is. However, when I look around Santa Clara, I wonder how so many people have forgotten these things. Even so, the demographics of whole area are slowly shifting to predominately immigrants, and that will likely correct that problem eventually.

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    279. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      California is going to hell and I am going to enjoy watching. Banning toys in fast food restaurants is the most idiotic thing I have ever heard. Anyone who is allowed to procreated should be taught the basics in nutrition, you take food in and don't expend it, you will get fat. If parents cared so much about their child's health, they should have made the time to prepare a proper meal for the family, no "I am too busy excuses."
      Fast food restaurants are providing alternative healthy meals for their happy meals and still the parents don't choose healthy food. Are all these parents uneducated, lazy, non-responsible retards? The parents are responsible for the children until they become self-aware and can feed themselves.
      Parents, stop blaming other people for your terrible parenting skills and Bull shit excuses.

    280. Re:I swear.... by ildon · · Score: 1

      Occasionally giving the kid a happy meal is not the problem. Kids who eat mcdonalds once a week or less are not going to become obese just from that. Again, this law solves NOTHING. The kids who get fat from mcdonalds are the ones who eat there 4 times a week or more every week and whose parents don't understand about or don't care about nutrition are the ones who are the problem and taking away the toy isn't going to change anything for them. They eat mdconalds because they're too lazy or ignorant or poor or whatever the excuse is to cook a decent meal on their own.

    281. Re:I swear.... by Sb1 · · Score: 1

      Like United States Progressivism (Marxist and a little bit of Fascism thrown in).

    282. Re:I swear.... by cas2000 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      insist that the bad religious people were only bad because of their religion.

      i don't recall saying anything even remotely like that.

      what i said was "belief in supernatural powers has caused more wars, more death, more tortures, more abuses of human rights than child labour ever has".

      I made no comment whatsoever about other things that may cause wars, death, tortures, or human-rights abuses.

    283. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i don't know... i respect myself and I voluntarily eat McDonald's somewhat often, knowing that it is not healthy.

    284. Re:I swear.... by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 1

      Any marketing done to small children is taking advantage.
      Marketing makes parenthood a terrible battle.
      Even if your kid never watches anything but commercial-free PBS at home and you never ever take him to eat fast food, he's not always at home. The team goes to McDonalds after soccer practice. Grandma lets him watch Disney with all the commercials for COOL stuff! Little Timmy's mom brings Happy Meals home when Timmy has friends over. The kids bring the toys to school and your kid has to say "Oh I'm not allowed to eat there" and everyone makes fun of him. He's 6. He doesn't really understand. All he knows is that Mommy and Daddy won't let him go to the fun place and all the kids tease him for it. "Oh why not Daddy?!? Ice cream is a special treat? Why not McDonald's?" UGH!

      Marketing to children 0-16 should be ILLEGAL. Period. It NEVER coincides with good parenting. Why on earth should I have to battle hundreds of millions of dollars aimed squarely at my little kids?

      I love this law. I wish more idiotic parenting and sinister marketing would be made illegal so I wouldn't have to choose between isolating my kids or being at war with the huge marketing budgets and all the idiotic parents who make idiotic behavior "normal".

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    285. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Valid points, yes... however, if government is going to habitually say screw the poor and the indigent, let them fend for themselves; perhaps jumping in here is at best, hypocritical. The toys don't bring kids to McDonald's to order Happy Meals, the cross-marketing with children's films and the child-sized portions do it. The U.S. is very strange in deciding when and where it will intervene to help its citizens.

    286. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if they were advertising how cool it is to smoke with cartoon figures during Dora the Explorer?

    287. Re:I swear.... by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      I don't think that fruit or vegetables cause those problems. They tend to have a natural appetite suppressant, and I believe that they tend to have nutrients that balance out the negative effects of other nutrients.

      Were you thinking more in terms of meat and carbs?

    288. Re:I swear.... by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      You make the common mistake of thinking that the government's role is to protect society. It's not. Government's role is to protect my rights. Everything else is just some group of people I don't know 5 miles, 50 miles, 200 miles, or 3000 miles away from me deciding what I can and can't do.

    289. Re:I swear.... by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Ahaha. You got modded Troll for being completely rational. This place has gone from a mostly Libertarian type hangout maybe 6-7 years ago to a big government left winger pit lately, it's hilarious.

    290. Re:I swear.... by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Oooh, zinger! I think we should pass a law outlawing political speech on the Internet. I don't see why anyone could complain. They are perfectly free to go outside their house with a sign and yell political slogans on their sidewalk, so what's the problem?

    291. Re:I swear.... by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Wow. You got modded insightful for something I can only assume was meant to be taken ironically. So either you meant it ironically and some buffoons modded you Insightful in which case good show, or you're serious in which case that's the most ridiculous drivel I've ever read. Normally I'd backup that last sentence but I'm 80% sure you were being sarcastic so I won't bother.

    292. Re:I swear.... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Hey parents, your kids wouldn't be so fat if you didn't feed them crap food

      Well yeah and this legislation is supposed to prevent children from begging for that crap food just to get some cheap plastic crap that's packed in and advertised. IMO it's good for children, back when I was a kid I wanted to have those toys (probably because it's toys and I don't have to pay for them with my allowance) but they usually ended up in a box, never to be used again the next day simply because they're crap.

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    293. Re:I swear.... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the US but here in Germany cereals with toys inside are the exception, not the rule (and I heard Kinder Surprise can't be sold in the US anyway) so it wouldn't have a big impact. Sometimes they print some worthless nonsense on the box (like a crappy maze or something you're supposed to cut out and fold but really, nobody ever bothers with that) but even as a kid I didn't care about that.

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    294. Re:I swear.... by brucmack · · Score: 1

      The government isn't telling a parent that the parent can't buy their kid a happy meal with a toy in it. The government is telling McDonald's and other corporations that they are no longer allowed to use toys as bait to get children to eat unhealthy food. Nobody is restricting the personal freedoms of the parent to provide the toy themself.

    295. Re:I swear.... by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Also:

      Maybe we should listen to less to "experts" and more to our grandmothers - there didn't seem to be all the angst about food back then, nor all the obesity.

      Don't you think that's also about lifestyle? My grandma is from a small fishing village, and as the oldest child of seven ended up looking after all her brothers and sisters. There was no TV, she wasn't keen on reading, and she was expected to help at the quay sometimes. Also, this was during WW2, and there was (essentially) a government-enforced diet because there wasn't enough food. The British population was healthier than it had ever been before or since. White bread was banned, wasting food became taboo, the government distributed recipes showing how to make meals with more vegetables and less meat (or none at all), sugar was rare, etc.

      My dad (born after WW2) didn't do any labour, but he did spend a lot of time outside with friends. I can easily believe they'd spend most of the day walking/running around outside. He also walked or cycled to school. Unfortunately, my dad didn't seem to want me to venture further than the end of his garden, but I did sometimes spend all day wandering around woodland/farmland at a friends' place. I was taken in a car (or used a bus) to get to school.

      (My mum has a newspaper clipping with an article about my great-great-grandfather, who was celebrating his 100th birthday. The journalist asks my great-great-grandmother what the secret diet is. She says "He only eats fish. I bought sausages once, but he didn't like them, so I didn't give him meat again".)

    296. Re:I swear.... by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      Oh, it matters. It matters in whether they want mcnuggets or Wendy's chicken nuggets. I don't see it matters that much when choosing between fast food and something healthy, because the taste is just so different. It's a lot easier yo make food taste good by just adding more salt , sugar and fat than it is to make something healthy taste good. Especially for children, who tend to have simpler tastes. As I said, taste is the big factor, the toys are more of a tie-breaker.

    297. Re:I swear.... by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Carbohydrate includes sugar (simple sugars, everything ending "-ose" like sucrose, fructose etc) and starch (poly-saccharides, long-chain-sugars, complex sugars -- multiple simple sugar molecules joined together, in the same way that polyethene is many ethene molecules joined together). Starches take longer to digest, so they provide the same energy but spread over a longer period.

      Starchy foods often come with fibre, which means you eat less.

      (Fruit comes with fibre too. It's generally OK to let children eat lots of fruit -- they'll feel full from eating apples, but it takes much longer (and much more sugar) to feel full from drinking apple juice.)

    298. Re:I swear.... by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      It's also known as "tyranny of the majority" and the root cause of most of history's injustices..... like segregating blacks from whites, because that's what the majority wanted. Or imprisoning Japanese Americans, because that's what the majority wanted. Or lynching men who admitted they were gay, because that's what the majority wanted.

      But OUR society is supposed to protect the minorities. You can't do that if the elected officials are just blindly following majority wishes, which typically means squashing the minority underfoot.

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    299. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My 5 yo happily admts he doesn't lke the food he just wants the toy . There are places he'd much rather eat (Grandma's for one)

      No Toy = No purchase

    300. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      where food at least offers nourishment

      We're talking about McDonalds.

    301. Re:I swear.... by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      Starbucks gave out free coffee on april 15th I believe.

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    302. Re:I swear.... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "Religion can supply that, but it doesn't have to be the source."

      I didn't say it had to be the source, in fact I don't think it is the source. The real source is our tribal instincts, religion and race are the most obvious indicators of tribe and therefore the most common justifications for good people to do EvilThings(TM).

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    303. Re:I swear.... by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      So, to recap, I'm wrong about everything regarding child rearing because I'm a fascist who denies his kids happy meals and ice cream on demand. Yeah, thanks for your input, I'll be sure to give it all due consideration.

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    304. Re:I swear.... by horza · · Score: 1

      "Ban all advertising directed at children. Period."

      Done that in France. Works fine. No cartoon shortage.

      Phillip.

    305. Re:I swear.... by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      By saying that belief in supernatural powers caused those things, you are saying that the perpetrators were only bad because of their religion. If there was another reason, then "belief in supernatural powers" didn't cause it, multiple things caused it.

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    306. Re:I swear.... by Goaway · · Score: 1

      Kids shouldn't have a say.

      Are you sure you would have agreed with that when you were a kid?

    307. Re:I swear.... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "*To those of you who are going to whine or mod me down for saying that, take a look at yourself before you open your mouth (or type the words). Do you not go to some place(s) because of their corporate policies, working conditions, charities they give to, etc? If so, one word describes you: hypocrite."

      Actually...no. I go places cause they sell me something I like or need. I've never looked beyond that for any retailer. I'd say 99% of people don't. Hell, I'd not even thought about that concept till you just now mentioned it.

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    308. Re:I swear.... by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      We do Chick-fil-A. Does that count as crap food?

      Some what, far worse are the organizations they donate too.

      I know. Let's look at an incomplete list some of those crap causes those bastards donate to:

      WinShape Homes – $1,164,000
      WinShape Homes is a long-term care alternative for children who desperately need a caring home environment. WinShape operates 11 homes; seven in Georgia, two in Tennessee and one each in Alabama and Brazil.

      College Scholarships – $870,000
      Prior to 2006, the Chick-fil-A Bowl contributed scholarship money to the general scholarship funds of the participating universities. Beginning in 2006, the Chick-fil-A Bowl began an endowed scholarship program to create $100,000 scholarships at each of the participating schools.

      Chick-fil-A Bowl Challenge golf event – $840,000
      Created in 2007, this premier, made-for-TV golf tournament featured 12 two-man teams of NCAA head coaches and celebrities – representing universities from around the country – competing for a pool of $375,000 in scholarship money. The event was held April 29 – May 1 at Reynolds Plantation and will be televised Christmas Day on CBS.

      Children’s Healthcare of Atlanta – $370,000
      Proceeds from the Chick-fil-A Bowl’s Classic for Kids men’s basketball doubleheader have benefited Children’s Healthcare of Atlanta, which is dedicated to providing sick children with superior medical care.

      Play It Smart – $360,000
      Beginning in 2007, the Chick-fil-A Bowl will partner with the National Football Foundation and College Hall of Fame to participate in the Play It Smart program. In 1998, The NFF created Play It Smart, an educational program targeted at high school football players from economically disadvantaged environments. The program, designed to transform student-athletes’ passion for sport and intense dedication to their team into a force for greater good in their lives, provides an “Academic Coach” who is equal parts mentor, advocate, counselor, teacher, coach and friend to work with the students for the entire academic year.

      High School Scholarships – $336,000
      Dozens of high school football players and team managers from the state of Georgia receive $1,000 and $2,000 scholarships through an annualized program.

      Georgia Lion’s Lighthouse Foundation – $250,000
      An annual contribution program begun in 2006 to help support the Georgia Lion’s Lighthouse, an organization dedicated to fostering sight conservation and restoration, and hearing conservation, with a particular emphasis on children.

      Hokie Spirit Memorial Fund – $100,000
      Following the April 16 massacre on the Virginia Tech campus, the Chick-fil-A Bowl donated an additional $100,000 to the Hokie Spirit Memorial Fund to aid relief efforts for the families of those who lost their lives in this terrible tragedy.

      Georgia National Guard – $100,000
      The Georgia National Guard received a donation to assist families affected by Georgians involved in the war in Iraq.

      Louisiana State Hurricane Student Relief Fund – $100,000
      The LSU Foundation has collaborated with entities campus-wide to establish the “Hurricane Katrina Student Relief Fund” to assist LSU students who have lost financial support or have been displaced due to hurricanes Katrina and Rita.

      University Athletic Programs – $93,000
      Participating teams in the Russell Athletic Shootout, the Chick-fil-A Bowl’s women’s college basketball doubleheader, received donations to their university’s athletic programs.

      Georgia Baptist Health Care System – $39,000
      Proceeds from the ACC/SEC Golf Invitational, a Chick-fil-A Bowl event held each May prior to 2006, benefited the Georgia Baptist Health Care System

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    309. Re:I swear.... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Anyway, I've known about Chic-fil-a's background for a long time, and the only visible effect of their corporate policy is that they are all closed on Sunday. That makes me sad, because I'm usually near a store only on Sundays. That's all I've ever seen. Maybe the employees have different rules than under other companies."

      I remember not all THAT many years ago...when pretty much everything was closed on Sundays. The old 'Blue' laws. Hell, even grocery stores that were open couldn't sell everything.

      You know...I used to bitch then about it...but thinking back..kinda nice to know everyone had pretty much at least one day off together.

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    310. Re:I swear.... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      When I go to Chick-fil-a, I always get the grilled chicken sandwich.

      And I don't get a drink, but that's because I'm not dumb enough to shell out a dollar for maybe 12 oz of soda. I can purchase my own soda, thank you very much, they sell them in 24 packs at Walmart for about $0.30 each.

      I am, however, unsure as to why a 1000 calorie meal is supposed to be bad for you. Isn't the general rule 2000 a day? As long as you're not eating Chick-fil-a meal for lunch and supper, and then eating something else large for breakfast, you're fine.

      It's quite possible to eat healthy there, even if eating there all the time. Either cut back on the fries for at least one meal, or pick the healthier sandwich or salad for at least one meal a day. (You need to eat a salad anyway, if you're eating all your meals there.)

      Of course, nutritionally, that's a poor choice, even with a daily salad and/or fruit, but it's not a fattening choice.

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    311. Re:I swear.... by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      easy way to fix this
      park across the lot from the restaurant then have the kids (use the buddy system) WALK to the restaurant.

      The trick is make the distance just enough to be "fun" and not painful (so having a 7 year old walk the length of a SuperWalmart parking lot is right out).

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    312. Re:I swear.... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      The iceberg lettuce thing made me realize something.

      'Healthy', for fast food places, seems to mean 'Not going to kill you'.

      No, that's not 'healthy', that's 'not unhealthy'. Healthy actually has vitamins and minerals and stuff like that.

      When places serve you 'healthy' food, they seem to do it by simply removing as much 'food' as they can.

      Incidentally, I agree with you entirely about iceberg lettuce. Why does that even exist as a foodstuff? That, celery, and watermelon. Those things you can eat, certainly, perhaps you even like to eat them, but they do not appear to be 'food' in any meaningful sense. The first two are water, the latter is sugar water. Water is not food.

      I keep waiting for fast food places to start selling 'Iceys' as a healthy alternative to milkshakes. These would consist of colored ice. Just colored ice.

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    313. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The government ought to step in and demand you wipe your butt. You smell like an authoritarian dog dressed as a flag waving liberty proponent.

    314. Re:I swear.... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      But they have no problem with what is essentially police state regulation.

      Adding the word 'state' in the middle of 'police regulation' does not a police state make.

      A police state, for future reference, is when the police are not answerable to an outside authority. When they can arrest you without charging you with a crime, or when they themselves can hold court and determine your guilt. Police state doesn't mean 'a lot of laws I don't like', it has a specific meaning about how laws are enforced. It's essentially 'martial law', except using the police instead, and not in a war. (Yes, yes, there is an argument the US military is behaving this way towards people it's calling terrorists, but that's irrelevant to what Santa Clara county wants to do.)

      Absolutely no one is considering doing this WRT to government food regulation, which, BTW, we have all the sorts of already existing in this country. People charged with any sort of crime under this law would, indeed, have their day in court, which is the entire opposite of a 'police state'.

      And the new AZ law isn't racist per se, it's just idiotic. It's the first law ever that lets you sue jurisdictions for not enforcing the law against third parties, which was enacted so that the racist organization FAIR can run around making money from cities who've decided to investigate, I dunno, murder, instead of immigration violations.

      The law isn't racist, it's just for racists to use.

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    315. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      which was enacted so that the racist organization NAACP, La RAZA, Sierra Club, NOW, etc. etc. can run around making money

      Fixed it for ya.

    316. Re:I swear.... by adisakp · · Score: 1

      Which makes me laugh when I read, "This ordinance prevents restaurants from preying on children's love of toys' to sell high-calorie, unhealthful toys..."

      Slight misquote there... it should say "food" not "toys" - I doubt that kids eating the toys makes them fat - LOL.

      But if they really wanted to be consistent they should ban sugary breakfast cereals with toys and or with cartoon characters on the box and other items like Cracker Jacks that have a toy in the box. After all, that's preying on children's love of toys and cartoons to sell sugar-loaded unhealthy items.

    317. Re:I swear.... by benj_e · · Score: 1

      But blaming the schools is the easy way out. Actually getting the attitudes of the public to change is hard, as is convincing the policy makers that change is needed.

      Shit rolls downhill, and at the bottom of this hill are the school cooks.

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    318. Re:I swear.... by benj_e · · Score: 1

      If there is no causative effect, then why spend more money on education with the goal of improving weight and fitness?

      There certainly is evidence (the number of fat kids) that current educational programs have not worked. But then the typical government response to a program that is not working is to start another program to fix the broken program. Which always works.

      In the end, we have no one to blame but ourselves. We demand certain tastes and products, and then bitch when those demands are met and we get fat. That's just human nature in action though, I'm afraid.

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    319. Re:I swear.... by phlinn · · Score: 1

      1. That's like saying Non-negative numbers are negative numbers. The word is defined as the opposite of action.

      2. Actions are not numbers, and aren't representable as such. You could use a value function to assign numbers too them, and then arrange all actions in order by it... but any such value function is subjective. It remains the case that inaction leaves the status quo in place, and thus has no effect. Much like a force of zero value applied to an object in motion does nothing. This is important, because lots of people like to assign fault for inaction instead of the actual casues of whatever harm befalls them. Your post was a prime example of justifying causing direct harm by confusing not improving with actively harming.

      Your argument boils down to "Inaction is an element of the set of non helpful actions. Harmful actions are in the set of non helpful actions. Therefore, Inaction is a harmful action."

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    320. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...the restaurants are throwing the toys in there to help peddle a product which should probably be peddled on their merits of its nutrition.

      If this were an accurate statement, what basic economic principal is stopping healthier eateries from putting better toys in their kids' meals?

      Additionally I think it is kind of odd that you mentioned the restaurant competing nutrition rather than taste.

    321. Re:I swear.... by phlinn · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. Any use of force is unbalanced, unless it is deployed to return to a state of balance by countering someone else's use of force. Me eating unhealthy foods does not use force. Therefore there is no justification for using force to stop me from eating those foods. If you are so charitable that you choose to help me pay for medical care later, although you could condition such assistance on eating well, it's not legitimate to prevent me from opting out of that trade.

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    322. Re:I swear.... by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

      That's all nice, but who pays for the health care? Oh yeah, WE do. WE being the parents of other children employed by the same company that insures these children. WE being the taxpayers who pay for the government financed Medicare and Medicaid programs.

      The costs of bad parenting are in certain cases borne by society in general. You have the right and freedom to raise your children how you want, up to the point that it infringes on the rest of our rights. I think we agree as a society that spending more than a quarter of our GDP on health care to keep our sick, unhealthy selves alive is not ideal. And many people just don't take individual responsibility in this area. And huge marketing budgets are spent working against the forces of personal and parental responsibility. Therefore I see nothing wrong with legislating certain basic things, like the way products are marketed to children that damage children's health.

      They can still sell you a toy, and you can still buy toys for your kids. And food. They just can't bundle them in a way that pressures people to make unhealthful decisions that the rest of us then bear the consequences of, just to increase profits of the fast food chains.

      I see nothing inherently wrong with this. If personal responsibility and parental responsibility alone were enough, we wouldn't be facing down tax increases combined with stagnant income levels because of massively increasing health insurance premiums.

    323. Re:I swear.... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      To recap, you don't ever take your children's desires into account and just do what you want by unilateral decree. If that's not the case, then you are a liar. If that is the case, then you are indeed a raving fascist.

    324. Re:I swear.... by Tiro · · Score: 1

      I bet your kids are annoying as hell. If we're having a conversation about politics, I would want your kids to save questions for AFTER the adults are finished talking.

    325. Re:I swear.... by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 1

      Right, because selling an unhealthy meal with a toy vs. selling the unhealthy meal without a toy is EXACTLY the same as painting your wals with toxic heavy metals.

      I'm not on my hobbyhorse, however thanks for generalizing.

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    326. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alcohol offers a lot of benefit. Alcohol tastes good. Maybe you have never tried a 15 year old single malt Scotch. Alcohol makes food taste better. Try pairing a porterhouse steak with some red wine. Alcohol is a topic if discussion among most people. While I might not be able to contribute much conversation about sports, I can talk about alcohol. Alcohol makes you much more social. Alcohol provides a reason for people to get together. Alcohol helps you meet new people. Alcohol lets you sometimes feel not so much smarter than everyone else, and lets you feel normal. Liquor excites me. It makes me want to do thinks like talk to strangers, play pool, dance with girls, etc. Wine relaxes me. It goes great with most foods, if you choose well enough. It can relieve all the tension of a bad day, and let you enjoy the few hours you have after work before going to bed. Beer is somewhere in between. It varies a lot. Beer can be very delicious, it gets you buzzed quickly and safely. I can't remember the last time I got too drunk drinking only beer. Sharing a beer with someone is a great way to bond.

      I can honestly say that since I started drinking, I have never felt depressed. I used to feel depressed because I wasn't getting a healthy amount of social interaction. I didn't have any social skills. I didn't have enough friends. Alcohol made fixing those problems much much easier.

      have you ever tried drinking a glass of single malt scotch, smoking a cigar, and playing poker? It is cliche yes, but it is very relaxing, very fun, a great way to bond with the guys, and makes you feel manly. If you think you are too effeminate, try some scotch and cigars, gambling optional.

      You called food nourishment and necessary to live. I feel bad for you. You must be one of those people who don't enjoy eating very much. Everything I work for in life, trying to get money, a house, a wife, etc, is really just so I can get better food. Also, to make a difference in the world, which is part of why I am a scientist. I enjoy food very much, it is my favorite thing. When I get a wife, I'm going to enjoy eating different food with her just as much as the sex and companionship.

    327. Re:I swear.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is simply wrong to force your health values on others, I'm sorry. I have kids, and you know how I deal? First, I actually interact with them instead of allowing the television to raise them. Very rarely does the tv come on, and when it does, it is only movies. My kids don't watch these commercials, but even if they did... I can say NO. It's not hard, they ask for crap they don't need all the time and I say NO. They ask for it repeatedly and I say NO. EVERY FRICKIN TIME. And you know what? They stop asking.

      If you feel you can't be responsible for yourself or your family, well tough shit. It is not my problem if you're a weak-willed, mindless dope. Other people shouldn't have to give up their freedoms for your failing to be a parent. And yes, it is about freedom. A business owner should be free to include whatever cheap, plastic junk with their bag 'o lard and serve it to whomever is willing to buy it.

      What gives you the right to tell me whether or not I can give a toy to my child with their dinner? Personally, I think that is a horrible idea, and would never do it myself, but damn it I have that right! I don't understand how people like you think this way.

      If you're tired of looking at fat people, you may take it upon yourself to educate them so that they can make an informed decision. It is, after all, a free country right?

      (stamp, stamp, stamp...)

    328. Re:I swear.... by ildon · · Score: 1

      Is that a good idea for getting your kids a little more exercise? Sure, why not. Should it be a law? Fuck no.

    329. Re:I swear.... by lgw · · Score: 1

      There is an amazing mythology of food. People believe that vegatables, or fresh fruit, or etc are better for you for no real definable reason.

      Assuming that one is not on some fad diet and depriving onself of the basic minimums, all that matters about a given item of food is total calories, and position on the glycemic index (the speed at which those calories become expressed as blood sugar). For a given amount of calories, low glycemic index foods will be better for you in many ways (and critical if you are already diabetic). Many fruits and vegatables are low on the GI scale, and good for that reason, but not e.g. potatoes or watermelon.

      Binge eating of any sort can produce insulin resistance, but high GI fods are far more dangerous. Cheap fast food tends to be slightly higher on the GI scale as there's more sugar than you'd expect, either added directly to improve flavor or indirectly as a result of a bunch of corn products (especially gluten) used. (There's a surprising amount of corn product in a Big Mac, oddly enough (the cows used are not corn fed) - corn excludes C14 during photosynthesis, while most other plants don't, so you can measure corniness with a mass spectrometer.)

      In any case, fast food is a bit worse than other prepared food, but mosty because there are a lot of calories. That's hardly a secret these days - people know what they are eating. If people choose not to care, that really is their business.

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    330. Re:I swear.... by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      I didn't say one shouldn't ever take what kids want into account, I said that as a parent one has the final say.

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    331. Re:I swear.... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Either you take into account the kids desires, in which case the toys aimed at them have an effect on their desires, and their desires have an effect on your actions, or you don't take into account their desires.

      Since you started this with the statement you have complete control, then they have no control. And thus, you are a fascist. If you agree that you let their desires influence your fascist controls, then the toys do influence your decisions. Either way you are both wrong and a fascist. The only question is whether you are an arrogant absolute fascist, or an ignorant fascist controlled by the toys with no idea that they exerted influence.

      But yes, I see how this pisses you off. You are a bad parent and spewing useless platitudes about absolute power who doesn't ever do anything his kids want because daddy knows best. I bet you are one of those people who says things like "they don't need a friend, they need a parent." You know, if you aren't approachable, you won't be able to parent them at 14+. I have a good friend that ran his home like the military he was in for so long. A little jail, a couple suicide attempts, and his teenage girls ran his house more than he did, though he still muttered things like you say. The authoritarian style works great at age 3. But if you have that as your only parenting style, when they reach 8 or so, it will begin to fail, and will be nearly useless when they are 14+. Once they are 18, they aren't a child anymore, and, if things went according to plan, don't need "parents" anymore, but friends a generation older are much more desirable. Unless you are one of those parents who expects to run their children's lives until they die. Then feel free to have absolute control and use such hallmarks of bad parenting as "as long as you live under my roof" and such.

      Of course, this could be all wrong if you were lying when you said you had complete control (which is different than the last word) and you really don't have complete control, in which case you are at the whims of the toys and just personally object to that so you do what the toys want, but are in great denial so that you lie here (whether lying to yourself and speaking something you think to be true, or lying to us because you know you don't have complete control). Either way, no one should listen to your parenting advice. You are too hung up on "I'm a better parent than you" type thoughts to actually listen to others and have a discourse on the pros and cons of toy unbundling.

    332. Re:I swear.... by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      I'm a total stranger to you, yet you just wrote four frothing paragraphs of psychodrama about what sort of person I am. You should seriously consider therapy, especially if you really are a parent.

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    333. Re:I swear.... by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      but, ultimately, it fails to actually fix the problem

      You misunderstand the reasoning behind people's objections. It isn't that this won't fix the problem. It is that the problem does not need to be fixed in the first place. If people want to feed their kids crap, then they can do so. The only time this becomes an issue is when person A, who eats healthy foods, has to pay for person B's heart bypass surgery because person B ate gravy-covered-breaded-bacon for all 5 meals of the day.

      Otherwise, for the most part, it isn't the state's responsibility, or even their best interest, to tell people how to live their lives. Could society be better if a benevolent big brother told everyone what to eat and what products to use? Probably. You have to decide if it is worth it or not. And if you think it is, just wait until they decide to target your favorite unhealthy behavior.

      BTW - gravy-covered-breaded-bacon is very tasty - there's a story behind that example. :-)

    334. Re:I swear.... by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      Question: Are the people who run the government healthier than the average person? How about the people enforcing the law? I just wonder who will be deciding what is and is not healthy. They might be right, but i just fear when they start telling me things that they really don't know much about.

    335. Re:I swear.... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I know you assert you have complete control. Then take offense when that's reflected at you. Then change your mind about it when it's pointed out what that means.

      You are a liar that says what he lies to bash others on the Internet. You picked on someone else's parenting skills first, yet hide behind the "you don't know me" whine when some else pieces together a pile of your posts for an analysis of your lies and fascism in relation to your own parenting skills.

    336. Re:I swear.... by cas2000 · · Score: 1

      and i repeat:

            "I made no comment whatsoever about other things that may cause wars, death, tortures, or human-rights abuses."

      in case you still find that difficult to understand, I'll try saying it a different way:

      I have never claimed that it is the *sole* or *exclusive* cause of wars, deaths, etc. The *ONLY* thing i said was that belief in supernatural powers
      has caused more of those things than child labour has. which is undeniably true.

      if you really insist on arguing with me, then at least have the common decency to argue with what I actually said - rather than what you imagine i said, or what you prefer i had said because it would make a convenient straw man to demolish.

    337. Re:I swear.... by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      I've never heard of binge eating fruit, let alone fruit of only 1 kind [e.g. "I was so sad that I ate 30 granny smith apples, last night."]. I've never heard of overeating fruit, either. I have heard that apples cause cancer. That FUD came from the research, where the scientists concentrated 30 apples and injected some of the stuff into lab rats, or something like that. How dangerous is it to eat 10 apples/day? I ask, because that would be beyond the norm, and if it is safe, then we can rule out extreme cases of 10+ apples/day. This should also apply to other fruit and vegetables.

      I'm not arguing that all fruit is automatically safe. I'm just saying that normal use, and slightly more, is safe. That isn't necessarily true with fast food. I think that "Supersize Me" proved it. It is possible to eat fruit, legumes, and vegetables, all day, every day, but not fast food.

      I'm not calling for a ban on unhealthy food. I'm really calling to ban the companies' attempt at marketing towards kids. This undermines the parents' attempts to steer their kids in the right direction. Essentially, giving the kid a toy is a "positive" reinforcement for the unhealthy food.

      You're not telling me that you'd approve of children's commercials for smoking, would you?

    338. Re:I swear.... by Kamokazi · · Score: 1

      Actually I quite enjoy single-malt Scotch (not Walker blended swill), something from Speyside preferably. Can't stand any sort of smoke though, so the cigar would be out. Also, I'm a big fan of port baby back ribs, served wet and smoked, or a NY Strip steak, moderately seasoned and cooked medium-well. The Wii Fit likes to debate whether I am obese or overweight on a weekly basis, I hover right around 30 BMI. So I think you could safely say I enjoy food.

      My point is, you can do all of those things you mentioned without alcohol (It's quite easy to go to a bar and drink soda...I did it for years until I got a taste for good bourbon and scotch). Without food...well you kind of...die. I was just comparing and contrasting different restricted items as a part of my argument.

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    339. Re:I swear.... by lgw · · Score: 1

      "I've never heard of X" is sort of a weak argument, unless you're professionally a researcher in an area, no? As is "proof by documentary" (you realize most documentaries are made to prove some point, and sharply biased towards that point, right?). Personally, I can't eat fruit without immediate adverse health effects, but that's just me.

      For most people, eating a bunch of sugar is bad, and since most cheap prepackaged food is sweetened with corn it's fructose either way and the only chemical advantage to fruit is that it's lower on the GI scale - less addictive, less likely to cause insulin resistance, etc. The main downside to eating fast food is that it's surprisingly calorie-loaded and so easy to over-consume (and of course eating any given meal to exclusion is unlikely to be healthy, like any fad diet you're likely missing something important somewhere).

      Smoking is a bit different, as it can't be safely consumed in moderation. In general though I'm not so worried about marketing to children - as a parent you control all media that a young child consumes, as you control all the food they consume, and even in the 6-12 range you control most of it if you care to. I've seen both ends of the parenting spectrum in my own extended family, from kids who didn't get any fast food to one kid who wouldn't eat thanksgiving dinner and his parents actually caved and got him McDonalds on thanksgiving. The difference was entirely the quality of parenting (in the embarassing case, his mother was a teacher - fear for our future).

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    340. Re:I swear.... by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm not a professional researcher, but you've got to agree that fruit binging it's not talked about.

      Are you talking about high fructose corn syrup?

      Parents don't have complete control over the media that their children consume. It's impossible.

    341. Re:I swear.... by lgw · · Score: 1

      True, a fruit binge would seem odd today, but I don't think that's from any special virtue of fruit so mauch as other foods giving a quicker high.

      High-fructose con syrup is the industrial concentrate; reagent-grade sweetener if you will. Most of the calories consumed in America come originally from corn: there's a network effect where (nearly) everyone grows corn and food producers (nearly) all optimize around corn products.

      I'm amazed that you think parents don't completely control the media consumed by young children - from 0-6 nothing comes into their lives that you don't put there. Of course, many parents are indescriminate in practice, but I've seen many examples where kids didn't watch anything the parents didn't choose for them, and that seemed to work out well. I've also seen kids in the 6-12 range be surprisingly self-policing according to the values established by their parents, where the parents actually bothered to establish some.

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    342. Re:I swear.... by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      I really think that whole fruit tends to have an appetite suppressant. Maybe it's just the way that I eat it. I eat the whole apple, except for the stem. I eat the entire orange/grapefruit/banana, except for the peel. I noticed that a coworker would eat 3 apples/day, but he would only eat around the outermost parts. He probably didn't even come close to the core. For him, eating an "entire" apple would be nothing, but he hardly got anything out of 1 apple.

      I've never even heard of fruit lovers saying, "Just 1 more...okay, 1 more...okay, really, this is the last 1...I guess 1 more in moderation wouldn't hurt...etc.". That's something that junk food addicts say.

      I've heard some bad stuff about high-fructose corn syrup. You seem to portray it as all natural, despite what you literally said. I find that a little disturbing. I can't argue the issue, because I've only heard about it through YouTube videos. So, you believe that they don't use chemicals to treat the syrup?

      I don't think that parents have complete control, because I don't think that it's healthy to keep kids locked up to prevent them from seeing what's on their friends' TV sets. When I was young, we'd go over to our friends' homes and watch TV with them. Maybe they don't do that anymore. Also, there is media outside of TV, like billboards.

      I take it that you work for the high fructose corn syrup industry, or the fast food industry?

    343. Re:I swear.... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      That is because they ALL are selling crap food. The exceptions are negligible.
      Your “baked angel poop” comparison does not hold, since there is no chain selling anything resembling food (that could be called healthy). Let alone that “angel poop”.

      It’s all dependent on the definition of “crap”. To me, everything that is not species-appropriate is by definition crap “food”. And I have yet to see species-appropriate processed food. It always contains one of: very short carbohydrates (make you fat and retarded), denatured proteins (which cause allergies, as I can prove from first-hand experience), lots of saturated omega-6 fats (make you fat and clog up your blood vessels), no vitamins/minerals/micronutrients (causing imbalances which cause most known so-called age-related diseases), lots of salt, chemicals that belong to a factory for biochemical weapons and not in food (like the highly cancerous ”diluted weapon” aspartame), extremely high energy densities that nobody needs and yet do not satiate (make you fat very fast).

      You can get back at me, when you find a single chain that sells anything that is species-appropriate.

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    344. Re:I swear.... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      You forgot that the Lords are responsible for the stupidity of the commoners in the first place.
      Can you say: 3 foot retard padding all around?

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  2. Crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yet another reason why I continue to avoid California. When will the crazy stop?

    1. Re:Crazy by Joce640k · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why? It seems like a damn good idea to me.

      Ob: http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/eng/jamie_oliver.html

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    2. Re:Crazy by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      How does banning toys in Happy Meals follow along with what Jamie Oliver is doing? Is there some provision to actually educate anyone?

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    3. Re:Crazy by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Yes, legislating behavior is an awesome deal.

      Lets ban drugs, alcohol, sodium, and internet usage as well.

    4. Re:Crazy by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Simple: "It's a start".

      Rewarding kids with toys because they go to McDonalds isn't helping the educational process.

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    5. Re:Crazy by natehoy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      First, let me say this. I'm totally on board with Jamie Oliver, love what the guy is trying to do, etc etc. I think his "revolution" show is only vaguely based on the reality of the people he's covering, but he's gotta sell ads for his network so he can keep buying food for his family, and it doesn't detract from the good that such a revolution could do.

      Having said all that... Here's a tip: If the kid never learns that McDonald's meals come with toys, the toys cannot be used to sell the food.

      But the shitty plastic toys are as bad for brain development as the shitty fatty food is for body development. And the shitty mind pablum TV that the shitty food and the shitty toys are advertised on is even worse.

      Stay away from the King, the Clown, and the young girl with the red pigtails. There is absolutely nothing inside those four walls that your kid needs, or that is in any way good for your kid.

      We don't need laws against using plastic crap to sell crap food. We need to make good healthy food as affordable as crap food, and show people how easy it is to feed it to their kids. We need to get rid of the plastic crap and go back to durable toys that last and foster imagination and free play. We don't need our congresscritters to pass "Save the Children" laws to do this for us, because those almost always backfire.

      (Example from the show: like making Jamie take his pasta-and-vegetables off the food line because it didn't have enough vegetables, then stating that french fries DO count as a full vegetable when it was replaced with prepared crap).

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    6. Re:Crazy by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      At least some politician has done *something*.

      It's a start...

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    7. Re:Crazy by bakawolf · · Score: 1

      sweet, how about next we start locking up random people on the street! or mandating no TV broadcasts on thursdays!
      i mean, its *something*

    8. Re:Crazy by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Lets ban drugs, alcohol, sodium, and internet usage as well.

      We've already banned #1 and tried to ban #2. Politicians are hard at work on #3. Don't give them any ideas regarding #4.....

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    9. Re:Crazy by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Naw, let them ban legal drugs, like caffeine. And since it's bad for you, HFCS, fat, driving, water, etc.

    10. Re:Crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sweet, how about next we start locking up random people on the street

      Are you in Arizona? ;)

    11. Re:Crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a tip: If the kid never learns that McDonald's meals come with toys, the toys cannot be used to sell the food.

      Sorry, but no. What is it about people who seem to believe "if we don't tell our children about the bad stuff, they'll never do bad stuff"

      This sounds a little like claiming:
      If the kid never learns that illegal drugs exist, they'll never try them.
      If the kid never learns about sex, he'll never get anyone pregnant.
      If the kid never sees violence, he'll never become violent.

      I completely disagree. I LET my kids have McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy's etc. Occasionally.

      They know that it is "junk food", and not at all healthy for them. They also know it tastes good, and is a fun treat sometimes, but only once in a while.

      Locking up your kids in a cave, unplugging the electricity and sticking your head in the sand will just lead to problems when children (as they have a tendency to do) become teenagers, and head out in the big wide dangerous world without any context for any of this stuff.

      Don't isolate your kids from the bad stuff. Teach them what the bad stuff is and why it's bad. Sometimes, they'll surprise you.

    12. Re:Crazy by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      Right you keep posting that it is a start. I don't deny that but you linked to Jamie Oliver. He starts by trying to educate kids about food, and where the differences between healthy and not lie. He promotes preparing your own food, from fresh ingredients, so you know what goes in it. He also helps kids understand which ingredients are high in calories and which aren't.

      Where is any of that in this toy ban? Here is where Santa Clara county was in 2005 with respect to applying nutritional guidelines to vending machines. The first bullet point under 'lessons learned' is about the challenge of explaining nutritional standards to the public. What advancement has been made in the 5 years since other than advancing to banning new things.

      Mercury News links to the nutritional guidelines that will be used. So a meal with more than 485 total calories or more than 600 milligrams of sodium can't include a toy. Why 485 and 600?

      At some point we'll have to demand actual accomplishments from people rather than letting them get off to good starts over and over.

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    13. Re:Crazy by t0rkm3 · · Score: 1

      New flash. The above sell what people want to buy.

      Starbucks proves that coffee can sell at a premium. McD's starts selling coffee.

      If you don't buy it, they don't sell it. Good food is just as cheap as fast food. You just have to work harder to get it, because it doesn't sell as well. Deal.

      There are lots of things that you can do to help kids not be so fat.

      1. Go to the local Boys and Girls club. Spend some time trying to volunteer or helping with events.
      2. Talk to your local swim club, wrestling club, runner's club, soccer club, t-ball club, pop warner league about their outreach. Spend time with them recruiting kids, doing expositions, or donate cash to sponsor low-income kids or teams.
      3. Boys Scouts, Girls Scouts, Explorers etc are always looking for speakers, demonstrations, or leaders.

      The problem (as I see it) is that a great many people spend a lot of time bitching about the status quo and saying choice things like "There oughta be a law." when it is far more effective for you to get off your ass. This also helps the overall fatty to not-so-fatty ratio.

    14. Re:Crazy by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      We need to make good healthy food as affordable as crap food,

      It is man, it is cheaper. Go to Costco sometime and check out how many hamburger patties you can buy for the price of a big mac. It's depressing. A bowl of oatmeal takes five minutes to cook yourself in a microwave and you can get a big cylinder of it for $3USD. Fruits and vegetables are a bit more expensive, but still cheaper than McDonald's. Get some chicken, rice, onions, and green beans; make a soup and you can feed a family for the price of a single meal at McDonald's. Eating good food for a low price is not difficult. It just takes a little bit of knowledge.

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    15. Re:Crazy by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      The girl with the red pigtails isn't affected by this new law. That should tell you how shitty the food at the other two places are for you.

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    16. Re:Crazy by natehoy · · Score: 1

      mandating no TV broadcasts on thursdays!

      Change that to "any day ending in 'y'" and it's a good start. :)

      Seriously, I'd be totally on board with a total ban on children's television, except for a few teensy pesky facts:

      1. Businesses are, in general, smarter than the government. If such a ban were to be passed, it would be a waste of effort.

      2. Not everyone is on board with the whole "television bad for young brains" thing. So this would be a government mandate that parents would simply find a way around, and the result would be probably even more harmful.

      Banning plastic toys is going to have a simple workaround for parents who want their kids to eat fast food unhealthy crap but whose kids also want the plastic crappy toys based on the repetitive imagination-destroying movie they just watched.

      The parents will take the kids to the restaurant, feed them the crap, then go to the dollar store and buy them the toy.

      If you think the food is bad, ban the food. Better yet, educate the parents on why the food is bad.

      Kill your television. That's probably good for $100 a month. Take half that money and spend it on quality toys, and the other half and buy the ingredients for a really good meal once or twice a week. Take some of the TV time you've saved, get your kids in the kitchen, and make a mess making a great meal together out of fresh, tasty ingredients.

      Don't ask the government to do anything. They aren't good at stuff like this. They are good at defending you from threats. They are good at ensuring your food and water supplies are safe. They are good at maintaining the roads, the sewage system, the communication system, and other important infrastructure. They are good at keeping people handy in case you have a fire or someone is breaking in to your house. They are usually pretty OK at providing a decent education to your kids. Recent events aside, they are even usually somewhat adequate at protecting you from being cheated by your bank or businesses.

      They suck at parenting. It's far too personal and complex for a blanket law to even start to help.

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    17. Re:Crazy by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      Our president smokes. What kind of message does that send to kids?

      Fuck politicians.

    18. Re:Crazy by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      Wendy's kids meals have toys.

      http://www.wendys.com/kids_meal/index.jsp

    19. Re:Crazy by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      He's trying to say that the greaseburgers at Wendy's aren't bad enough for you to get Wendy's on the list of places that can't advertise with toys.

      Interestingly enough, the article has a comment that says the school lunches are worse than McDonald's food. Brilliant.

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    20. Re:Crazy by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Better yet, let your child know that the toys that come in McDonald's and other fast food restaurants are cheaply made garbage and they'd be better off saving up for the much better (though perhaps more expensive than a Happy Meal) toys in Target, Toys R Us, etc. Add in about how the food is awful for you (ok, for once in awhile but you shouldn't make it a habit) and you'll steer them towards good choices both in toy selection and (more importantly) food selection.

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    21. Re:Crazy by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but their kids meal is apparently a good bit better for you than McDonald's.

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    22. Re:Crazy by natehoy · · Score: 1

      I'm with you on that, most of our meals are prepared at home from fresh ingredients.

      But there is also the "rat race treadmill" to contend with.

      When I was a kid, it was the norm for one parent to work. They bought the kids a few toys, and by and large they chose those toys carefully because there wasn't a lot of money for those toys to be replaced often. So they chose durable, and they chose generic (a toy that can be used to play more than one thing, so it's not obsolete when the next movie comes out, except we didn't have movies to tell us when our toys were obsolete).

      With less money coming in, but a parent free to do things at home, you focused on buying food and preparing it because (to your point) it is cheaper.

      Now, both parents work in a lot of homes. There simply isn't time to prepare quality meals day-in-and-day-out, so they do what they need to do, and that means frequent eating out. And Mickey D's is a lot cheaper and more convenient than a restaurant that serves decent food. Plus, it's full of sugar and stuff your kids want to eat, so once they set foot in there once they'll want to go again and again.

      They have less free time, so they use TV and movies to fill their kids' time so they can get stuff done. They also buy their kids more toys (partly because the kids are told they "need" it by the movies, partly because it's a form of attention and they know they lack the time to give their kids the attention they really deserve).

      So what the hell, it takes 5 minutes to get a meal at Mickey D's, and you're busy, and the local restaurant takes forever and would cost $10/person more, and it's what the kids are wanting and you don't want to spend that precious time with them arguing over food... I think you see where this is going.

      It starts a treadmill cycle because the extra expense means they "need" the extra income.

      Drop one job, learn to budget with the remaining income (which probably means dropping Cable and not buying some gadgets, and certainly means buying fresh food and reserving eating out to a rare occasion). Spend the time you save with your kids.

      I'm not saying it would work for everyone. But it would work for a surprising number of people who think it wouldn't.

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    23. Re:Crazy by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      Interesting fact - potatoes quickly replaced the old-world standard vegetable turnips as the poor man's food of choice, because they are significantly more nutritious.

    24. Re:Crazy by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      I have a friend who manages a Wendy's. Their stuff is actually somewhat close to real food, at least compared to McDonald's. The ingredient costs at Wendy's are maybe 30% of the total cost of the food. At McDonald's it's more like 20%.

      Doesn't really make a Baconator any better for you, though.

    25. Re:Crazy by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 1

      sodium, sodium, sodium...

      when is this BULLSHIT of renaming common things it's going to end ??? what is this fucking thing ? social engineering ?

      it's called SALT !!! plain and simple. salt !

      now, you try legislating salt. go ahead. do it.

      the last ones who tried were the english. the end result was that they lost their bigest and richer colony. namely, india.

      every nation that tried to limit or control salt before ended up with either a war or a revolution on their hands.

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    26. Re:Crazy by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      You kids meal can come with a variety of sides, including fruit and vegetables, not just fries.

      And their chili is worth trying, but check it for fingers first if you're in Santa Clara county.

    27. Re:Crazy by nacturation · · Score: 1

      sodium, sodium, sodium...when is this BULLSHIT of renaming common things it's going to end ??? it's called SALT !!! plain and simple. salt !

      Hey now, what's wrong with limiting intake of sodium peroxide or sodium fluoroacetate?

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    28. Re:Crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While you're at it teach them to not use hyperbole.

    29. Re:Crazy by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 1

      because they were not stupid. they _controled_ it, but didn't try to restrict it as a form of pressure like the english did. guess which empire lasted longer ?

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    30. Re:Crazy by pipedwho · · Score: 1

      Drop one job, learn to budget with the remaining income (which probably means dropping Cable and not buying some gadgets, and certainly means buying fresh food and reserving eating out to a rare occasion). Spend the time you save with your kids.

      The problem is that the average family probably doesn't need two full incomes, and unless you've got a reasonably well paying job, a single income probably isn't enough either. So you'd still need to have the second parent work at least a couple of days a week to avoid being evicted from your already tiny home.

      Unfortunately jobs that pay well and still let you work 2 days a week are hard to come by. This means that the average family ends up with two full incomes and not much free time. They do, however have a bunch of spare cash (but not enough to go crazy and feed a family of 4 at $10/meal/person extra). So they end up cheaping out on the meals and spending the extra cash on crap like movie themed toys/games, junk food and other unnecessary things that are easy and don't require further time and effort.

      This also means that the services supplied in their area start to self select to cater for this type of behaviour. The good restaurants go out of business with only a few left in hard to find places, the supermarkets stop carrying quality produce/meats while increasing their inventories of highly processed foods, and the fast food chains start to pop up everywhere in prominently positioned locations.

      It's a downward spiral that will be hard to break.

    31. Re:Crazy by natehoy · · Score: 1

      I love potatoes, but the real nutrition is found in the skin, and is only really all that nutritious if served lightly cooked.

      Cutting the skin off, slicing it, and frying it in cheap oil to make sure any remaining nutrition is killed turns the nutritious potato into pretty much a complete disaster.

      But, yeah, potatoes are great. As potatoes. Not as chips or fries.

      Don't get me wrong, I adore fries and chips. Love 'em love 'em love 'em. What's not to love? I could easily scarf down truckloads of both (nom-nom-nom!!). I eat them occasionally, and it's really hard to keep my portions down when I do, so I treat them as the "special treat" they are. I don't hold any illusion they are vegetables in the nutritional sense of the word.

      Every Friday after work, I go to my local brewpub and order myself a couple of large tankards of fine brew, a freshly-made hamburger loaded with Stilton cheese, and a big pile of french fries. That is the one meal a week I allow myself fries and skipping the veggies.

      You gotta eat right, but you gotta live, too. It's just terribly unwise to make them a daily staple of your diet.

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    32. Re:Crazy by natehoy · · Score: 1

      You're right, for some families it's going to be very hard, maybe even impossible.

      I know of a number of people who are on the treadmill, though, and still have $150 a month cable TV bills, iPhones with data plans for every member of the household over 12, day care costs, and a car for every driver in the household.

      Lose a car or two, lose all the cell phones, lose the cable bill, and lose the child care costs, and in a lot of families you have exceeded what the second breadwinner makes in savings.

      Thinking about things in those terms is hard, because we all like our own car, and instant communications, and TV. All of those things pale in comparison to the quality of time spent with the kids, allowing children to be children, good food on the table for their growing bodies, and imaginative play for their growing minds.

      Getting off the treadmill requires making compromises that a lot of families don't want to make. Dropping cable, losing the cell phones for the kids, stripping the family cell phone of its data plan, possibly reducing the number of cars, running a budget, focusing on buying the kids fewer things that are better-made (durable over stylish or disposable), and taking up frugal shopping as a near-profession.

      Finding a nice shirt at a thrift store or getting a bag of clothes off Freecycle is a triumph, not a cause for shame.

      We've come to equate having nice, shiny, new things with being successful. The compromises involved in getting those nice things are starting to impact our lifespans and the health of ourselves and our children.

      We, as individuals in our society, would be well-served by reevaluating our priorities on an ongoing basis and see if what we are doing is what we feel is honestly best for ourselves and our kids, or just what is easiest or makes us look successful to those around us.

      I don't want the government to make these decisions for us. It's not their place. But if we want the freedom to make decisions, we're well-served by thinking about those decisions and making thoughtful choices. Freedom to choose means that not all parents will want to do this, but those that do will be more committed to it.

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    33. Re:Crazy by pipedwho · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. If a family is earning that much extra to be able to afford all that extra cruft, then they are definitely in a position to do things 'properly'.

      The only problem is that most of those families probably feel very 'comfortable' where they are and probably don't feel like they're doing anything 'wrong'. They might also be overweight and addicted to the instant gratification of modern conveniences.

      Unfortunately, if every second family is behaving like that, then many kids are being raised in a way that both you and I understand to be sub-par.

      For families that care, there is a way out, but those other families don't seem to know any better IMO. If something can't be done with decent/accessible education programs (for both parents and kids), then we risk the government stepping in at some point to force a less desirable solution as everyone screams, "But, think of the children!"

    34. Re:Crazy by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      sodium, sodium, sodium...

      when is this BULLSHIT of renaming common things it's going to end ??? what is this fucking thing ? social engineering ?

      it's called SALT !!! plain and simple. salt !

      No it's not. Sodium is an element. Salts are a class of compounds. Sodium chloride is table salt.

  3. Banning Happy Meals? by Slammer64 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sounds like the Santa Clara board is short a few fries of a Happy Meal themselves.

  4. So wait... by Pojut · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...they ban the toys, but keep the crap food? Don't get me wrong, I think it's the responsability of parents to keep track of what their kids ingest, not the governement's...but I still can't help but be reminded of our good friend George Carlin:

    "...now they're banning toy guns, AND THEY'RE GONNA KEEP THE FUCKIN' REAL ONES!"

    1. Re:So wait... by natehoy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      ...they ban the toys, but keep the crap food?

      Note to anyone with mod points. This doesn't deserve "funny", it deserves "insightful". LOTS AND LOTS of "insightful".

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    2. Re:So wait... by Huzzah! · · Score: 1

      I hear if you buy bulgar at Whole Foods you get a Ralph Nader action figure.

    3. Re:So wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for clarifying that; certainly things can't be both, but should be only one or the other.

    4. Re:So wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...they ban the toys, but keep the crap food?

      Nonsense, the food is perfectly healthy! How much you ingest of it, however, is entirely up to you and that's what makes such a difference. You can use this calculator to determine how much calories you need per day: http://www.cancer.org/docroot/PED/content/PED_6_1x_Calorie_Calculator.asp

    5. Re:So wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that's comedy gold!

    6. Re:So wait... by gman003 · · Score: 1

      "...now they're banning toy guns, AND THEY'RE GONNA KEEP THE FUCKIN' REAL ONES!"

      In some places, it's harder to buy Grand Theft Auto than to buy a shotgun. Some legislator apparently thought Carlin was being serious.

    7. Re:So wait... by sudden.zero · · Score: 1

      Amen brother!!!!

    8. Re:So wait... by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      Funny awards no karma

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    9. Re:So wait... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Where are those places? I've never had to fill out a form and wait for the FBI to approve my purchase of a video game before....

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    10. Re:So wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't you still buy guns at gun shows without any approval or background check? (i dont follow the issue nor much care, so if I'm out of date let me know!)

    11. Re:So wait... by D'Sphitz · · Score: 1

      Of course it's the responsibility of parents, but there are a lot of irresponsible parents. That's why we have to have laws saying you can't buy your kids beer and cigarettes. I mean that should be common sense, right?

    12. Re:So wait... by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      But every time the Ralph Nader action figure enters the bag, he just spoils the food.

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    13. Re:So wait... by gman003 · · Score: 1

      Most states, gun shows can waive background checks. There's legislation in the line to fix that.

    14. Re:So wait... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      False. If you buy a gun from a PRIVATE SELLER you MIGHT not have to go through a background check. That's the case in most states -- if I sell you a gun as a private individual no background checks are required.

      Gun dealers who are conducting business at gun shows are held to the same standards they would be if they were conducting business out of their own shop. No background check requirement is waived in this instance. You fill out the same paperwork you would if you were buying it in their shop.

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    15. Re:So wait... by Terwin · · Score: 1

      Those laws say that your kid cannot buy those things, there is no law saying you cannot give alcohol to your kid that I know of.
      There may be CPS issues with giving cigarettes to your kid depending on where you live, but some places it is probably legal to give those to your kid as well.

      I remember one time when I was a kid my dad let me have a taste of his beer(Pat Blue-ribbon I think), and while I doubt it is the only reason, I suspect it may be part of the reason I still do not like alcohol(now over 30).

      Last I heard parents are the only ones allowed to give alcohol to a minor, but they are still allowed to do so.

    16. Re:So wait... by tbannist · · Score: 1

      Actually I think it deserver "unsightful". But unfortunately, there's no mod for it. The point, I think, is to give an incentive to make moderately healthy food instead of completely unhealthy food. Banning the food itself would be a greater trespass of personal responsibility than targeting their ability to market unhealthy food to children.

      Really, there's absolutely nothing about that comment that is insightful in any way.

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    17. Re:So wait... by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Funny awards no karma

      And for some reason, everyone keeps telling me that about my sig...

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    18. Re:So wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Under what conditions would you have a background check through a private seller at a gun show?

    19. Re:So wait... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Some states (New York) require background checks of all sales at a gun show, even those between private parties.

      Such legislation is stupid, because there's nothing stopping me from exchanging my phone number with a potential seller and buying the item off him days later at a different location. It's not illegal to do this either -- it is illegal to make a "parking lot" purchase to skip the background check but there's no law that says you can't follow up with the person days after the show has ended.

      All the focus on gun shows is just feel good government at it's best. Criminals don't obtain a significant number of weapons from gun shows. They obtain them from people who steal them from honest citizens. Seeing as how burglary is already illegal, no law you can pass is going to stop this....

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  5. Same fate as Joe Camel by Orga · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This is an old argument. If you want to defend the happy meal then you need to defend Joe Camel too.

    1. Re:Same fate as Joe Camel by nebaz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Joe Camel isn't the happy meal, Joe Camel is Ronald McDonald, Grimace, and Mayor McCheese. And the playgrounds on the facility.

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    2. Re:Same fate as Joe Camel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost, but not quite. You have to be a certain age to buy tobacco.

    3. Re:Same fate as Joe Camel by Orga · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You have to have a job to buy a happy meal too.

    4. Re:Same fate as Joe Camel by bakawolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, you have to have money. Not the same thing.

    5. Re:Same fate as Joe Camel by idontgno · · Score: 2, Funny

      Whoa, Camel cigarette stores have a ball pit and free Wi-Fi? Awesome.

      Why doesn't my liquor store have a rockin' climbing gym? CALL MY ASSEMBLYMAN!

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    6. Re:Same fate as Joe Camel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's wrong with Joe Camel? If you're going to claim anything animated is for children, do I ever have some anime to show you (Guy Double Target should do nicely for starters [if that doesn't convince you, we can move progressively on through "La Blue Girl", "Bible Black New Testament", "Urotsukidoji", and "Flare 1&2 Legend of Lyon" until you're ready to cry uncle])!

      As far as I'm concerned, Camel should be able to make their mascot whatever they want - that includes a cartoon character.

    7. Re:Same fate as Joe Camel by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      Why doesn't my liquor store have a rockin' climbing gym? CALL MY ASSEMBLYMAN!

      I wonder how much the liability insurance of a liquor store would increase if people were encouraged to drink at the store then go hit the climbing wall.

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    8. Re:Same fate as Joe Camel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except the playgrounds on the facility offer children an outlet to excersize off the fat/calories they intake within the store....

    9. Re:Same fate as Joe Camel by localman57 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wonder how much the liability insurance of a liquor store would increase if people were encouraged to drink at the store then go hit the climbing wall.

      Probably not too much. They've already got parking lots...I'll take a drunk on a wall over a drunk in a '84 Diplomat any day of the week.

  6. Parents doing their job?? by cmuench · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wow so where exactly does it say government officials have to regulate every thing about our lives? And they think that just cause a meal has a toy the kid is going to want it and also the parent will give in? What happened to parents parenting???

    1. Re:Parents doing their job?? by abigor · · Score: 1

      Do you think it's okay to allow children to buy cigarettes and booze? After all, parents should be parenting, right? And yes, junk food is just as bad as those things.

    2. Re:Parents doing their job?? by ottothecow · · Score: 2, Insightful
      What if I want to buy a happy meal because it actually gets you a nice amount of food from mcdonalds (4 pc nuggets, little bit of fries, a smaller drink)?

      I usually get some small temporary enjoyment out of whatever piece of crap toy they give me...

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    3. Re:Parents doing their job?? by vxice · · Score: 1

      As much as I hate to say it, this law does make some sense. The one being punished is the child not the parent when they get stuck with a stupid parent. So unless you want to ban people from having kids if they can't pass a child raising class or you want to call child services on bad parents. One more option is that the gov't raises all of our kids for us by professional child raisers, why would trust amateurs raising our little leaders of tomorrow?

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    4. Re:Parents doing their job?? by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      Wow so where exactly does it say government officials have to regulate every thing about our lives?
      And they think that just cause a meal has a toy the kid is going to want it and also the parent will give in?
      What happened to parents parenting???

      Now, now. We all know it takes a village to raise a child.

      OK, sarc off. IMHO, only an incompetent parent would let a village raise their child!

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    5. Re:Parents doing their job?? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Wow so where exactly does it say government officials have to regulate every thing about our lives?

      I dunno, according to certain politicians that's the whole reason behind the Commerce Clause. Or was it the Good and Welfare Clause?

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    6. Re:Parents doing their job?? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Do you think it's okay to allow children to buy cigarettes and booze?

      Why not? It's not like they can't get them anyway. Better to buy them at your local 711 than from the shady looking guy behind the dumpster....

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    7. Re:Parents doing their job?? by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      Now, now. We all know it takes a village to raise a child.

      Never forget, every village has an idiot, and sometimes he is the mayor.

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    8. Re:Parents doing their job?? by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      It looks like the legislation is against the toys. Not the junk food. You can still buy the junk food. The kid doesn't get a toy, though MAYBE it will make the kid want a happy meal less? Maybe. Will it make the parents go to McDonald's less? Hm. Maybe. They'll go to Burger King instead! No, that's not greasy enough...

      To me, this smells of "we need to pass something so it looks like we're addressing the problem."

    9. Re:Parents doing their job?? by localman57 · · Score: 1

      Wow so where exactly does it say government officials have to regulate every thing about our lives?

      The commerce clause? But ya gotta look at it real squinty-eyed.

    10. Re:Parents doing their job?? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Never forget, every village has an idiot, and more often than not he is the mayor.

      Fixed that for you ;)

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    11. Re:Parents doing their job?? by icannotthinkofaname · · Score: 1

      One more option is that the gov't raises all of our kids for us by professional child raisers, why would trust amateurs raising our little leaders of tomorrow?

      Don't we call these professional child raisers "teachers" and the child-raising establishments "public schools"? Or are these establishments full of amateur child raisers?

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    12. Re:Parents doing their job?? by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      As much as I hate to say it, this law does make some sense. The one being punished is the child not the parent when they get stuck with a stupid parent.

      Actually, I believe the one being punished is McDonalds. Shame on them for offering options to their customers.

      So unless you want to ban people from having kids if they can't pass a child raising class or you want to call child services on bad parents. One more option is that the gov't raises all of our kids for us by professional child raisers, why would trust amateurs raising our little leaders of tomorrow?

      Or the other option: Government stays out of our lives, except to defend against the infringement of the liberties of the innocent. Yes, some children will have parents that contribute to their obesity. Just as some children will have parents that contribute to their chance of developing skin cancer (spending a day at the beach without SPF9000), shin splints (playing basketball on a concrete surface), ignorance (not teaching them about a given subject) or dying in a car accident (driving them to the park).
       
      The idea of a society that thinks-of-the-children to the point of removing basic parenting decisions (like diet) from the purview of the parent seems a tad totalitarian for my tastes.

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    13. Re:Parents doing their job?? by vxice · · Score: 1

      well they aren't given sufficient resources to be the children's sole source of child raising. Nor do we expect them to since if they were we would expect the teachers to be able to teach the children to say no to nice toys in happy meals.

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    14. Re:Parents doing their job?? by vxice · · Score: 1

      I'm just arguing that good child raising is a common good. It is easier to be a bad parent than it is to be a good one and the child suffers. All you need now to be a parent is a few body parts. Common goods are the main category that economists argue for gov't intervention. Think about it as a tax paid for having good parents just as pollution control is a tax for having clean air. I'm not saying the gov't needs to control every aspect of child raising but we clearly are doing something wrong.

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    15. Re:Parents doing their job?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that why the Chinese are Communists?

    16. Re:Parents doing their job?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So unless you want to ban people from having kids if they can't pass a child raising class...

      Yes, yes I do, but by means of sterilization, not legislation. Although I am also all for social darwinism and believe seat belts and motorcycle helmets should not be required by law

    17. Re:Parents doing their job?? by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      Wow so where exactly does it say government officials have to regulate every thing about our lives?

      Two things.
      1 - This is about toys included as an incentive to buy unhealthy meals, not "everything in our lives."
      2 - These "government officials" as you call them are the Santa Clara County Board of Supervisors. You can vote them out at the next election if you don't like what they're doing. In the meantime they were elected into power by the voters and have a mandate to make legally enforceable decisions like this. Deal with it.

      What happened to parents parenting???

      It has sunk to such a low standard that intervention by elected officials has become necessary.

      Any questions?

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    18. Re:Parents doing their job?? by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      I normally can stand "Fixed that for you", but in this case you improved it so much all I can do is thank you.

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      If I were God, wouldn't I protect my churches from acts of me?
    19. Re:Parents doing their job?? by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Junk food is not just as bad as those things, that's just a ridiculous lie. In fact, a kid who eats 1 happy meal every week or two and an otherwise health diet will be healthier than some poor kid whose douchebag parents only feed him tofu, mushrooms, and various leafy greens.

      God, when did this place become a hangout for fucking big government advocates?

  7. Problem with TFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...prevents restaurants from preying on children's love of toys' to sell high-calorie, unhealthful toys

    Unless the kids are eating the plastic. I suppose some kids do.

  8. High calorie toys by diskofish · · Score: 1

    This ordinance prevents restaurants from preying on children's love of toys' to sell high-calorie, unhealthful toys

    Normally, toys are not eaten and therfore not considered high calorie.

    1. Re:High calorie toys by Xandar01 · · Score: 1

      When I first read the headline, I thought it might have been to prevent all the trash that comes from those cheep toys. Don't know how many times I have gone to clean my kids room to find those cheep toys broken and stuffed in drawer or toy bin.

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  9. Ban Cracker Jack, too. by GungaDan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And Christmas while they're at it. Dumbasses. This stupidity will not likely have any negative repercussions, aside from McDonalds franchises in the area having to come up with procedures to de-toy their happy meals. But what I suspect will happen is that the kids won't really want the happy meal without the toy, so the parent will take the cheaper route and get them a burger and fries from the dollar menu. With more calories than what they would have gotten in the happy meal. And no toy.

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    1. Re:Ban Cracker Jack, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or they won't go to McDonald's anymore. Dumbass.

    2. Re:Ban Cracker Jack, too. by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      It's good that the government is stepping in. It saves me the trouble of making even the slight parenting effort of telling my kid "No." It's the best thing to happen to parenting since Philo Farnsworth invented the electronic babysitter.

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    3. Re:Ban Cracker Jack, too. by Altus · · Score: 1

      would it really be worse to get the dollar menu stuff, isnt it the same burger and small fries except you can skip the fries or the drink and just get your kid the burger, or the nuggets?

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      "In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women..." -H. Simpson

    4. Re:Ban Cracker Jack, too. by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because parents who for whatever chose to go to McDonalds for dinner instead of cooking will change their mind because the kids meal doesn't come with a toy anymore.

      You're so gullible, you must be a Democrat.

    5. Re:Ban Cracker Jack, too. by sorak · · Score: 1

      De-toy the Happy Meal? That's easy. Just don't put the toy in there.

      You may have a point about parents buying a McDouble instead of a cheeseburger (especially when it's a 10 cent price difference, and the regular cheeseburger isn't really promoted).

    6. Re:Ban Cracker Jack, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because there are so many healthy alternatives that provide inexpensive food via drive though window... Wait, what?

    7. Re:Ban Cracker Jack, too. by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      would it really be worse to get the dollar menu stuff, isnt it the same burger and small fries except you can skip the fries or the drink and just get your kid the burger, or the nuggets?

      Except with the happy meals, they're now pushing apples and milk. With the dollar menu, fries and soda are king.

    8. Re:Ban Cracker Jack, too. by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      Cracker Jack used to have fun toys in it. Now all they have are paper bits like temporary tattoos, and tiny posters. No wonder it isn't as popular as it once was.

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    9. Re:Ban Cracker Jack, too. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because parents who for whatever chose to go to McDonalds for dinner instead of cooking will change their mind because the kids meal doesn't come with a toy anymore.

      If the toy makes no difference, why do they include them and advertise them so much?

      You're so gullible, you must be a Democrat.

      And you are both pompous and wrong at the same time - you must be a Republican.

    10. Re:Ban Cracker Jack, too. by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      Worse. I'm a libertarian.

  10. That sucks by JoeWalsh · · Score: 5, Funny

    If we can't bribe our children to eat poison, the terrorists have won!

    1. Re:That sucks by multiOSfreak · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Dude, I totally spewed water all over my keyboard. That's going on a t-shirt!

    2. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we can't bribe our children to eat poison, the terrorists have won!

      What an ignorant comment. Parents will still buy their kids trashy food. Have you ever had to offer a toy with a candy bar to get a kid to eat it?

      This is just another example of how screwed up California is. "These people can't be trusted to make choices for themselves, so we'll just do it for them."

  11. Typo by Korin43 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    This ordinance prevents restaurants from preying on children's love of toys' to sell high-calorie, unhealthful toys

    I didn't know that toys were measured in calories these days.

    1. Re:Typo by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      Better to eat the toy, than the so called food.

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      If I were God, wouldn't I protect my churches from acts of me?
  12. Ban bad copypasta by richdun · · Score: 4, Informative

    What the article says:

    "This ordinance prevents restaurants from preying on children's love of toys" to sell high-calorie, unhealthful food, said Supervisor Ken Yeager, who sponsored the measure.

    What the summary says:

    'This ordinance prevents restaurants from preying on children's love of toys' to sell high-calorie, unhealthful toys, said Supervisor Ken Yeager, who sponsored the measure.

    1. Re:Ban bad copypasta by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      Copypasta is also high-calorie, unhealthful food.

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    2. Re:Ban bad copypasta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Copypasta is also high-calorie, unhealthful food.

      What? Hands off my spaghetti alla carta carbone!

  13. Power is its own end. by bmajik · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Queue up the Dr. Ferris speech about the real purpose of the law.

    Controlling people. Not even for their own good, but merely for the sake of weilding control.

    That is politics in America today.

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    1. Re:Power is its own end. by bolthole · · Score: 1

      Queue up the Dr. Ferris speech about the real purpose of the law.

      Controlling people. Not even for their own good, but merely for the sake of weilding control.

      That is politics in America today.

      No, politics in America today, is solely for the purpose of increasing sales of tinfoil hats.
      I'm presuming you already have yours...

    2. Re:Power is its own end. by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      And the European Union. If you think intrusive legislation is bad in the US, you ought to see what the central Parliament's been doing this past year. They regulate all kinds of crap.

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    3. Re:Power is its own end. by Facegarden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Queue up the Dr. Ferris speech about the real purpose of the law.

      Controlling people. Not even for their own good, but merely for the sake of weilding control.

      That is politics in America today.

      No, i really disagree. You may want to complain about every piece of legislation being just so "the man" can "keep us down", but however misguided or stupid this legislation may be, I can at least understand that the people making it weren't just trying to control us, they actually believe this is helpful. You ought to be able to see that.

      When you claim the government has evil intent when they're obviously just being stupid, no one is going to listen to you.
      -Taylor

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    4. Re:Power is its own end. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, i really disagree. You may want to complain about every piece of legislation being just so "the man" can "keep us down", but however misguided or stupid this legislation may be, I can at least understand that the people making it weren't just trying to control us, they actually believe this is helpful. You ought to be able to see that.

      Shortly after Obama went into office I noticed talk radio started talking about how the Democrats just want power for the sake of power. It seems like Rush says it at least twice an hour now. I'd never heard it before. Now I'm starting to see it on Slashdot and other forums. It's amazing how much an entertainer can control/destroy political dialog. Anyway, I just want to point out that it's probably "communists" not "the man" that is feared here.

    5. Re:Power is its own end. by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

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    6. Re:Power is its own end. by Facegarden · · Score: 1

      The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

      That's fine, I'm just arguing with the suggestion that this is:

      "Controlling people. Not even for their own good, but merely for the sake of weilding control."

      As bad as that would be, this isn't that kind of situation, and pretending like it is is just stupid.

      Not saying we shouldn't abhor this kind of legislation (or that we should), just saying that when you make an argument, you should properly identify the problem, not just dramatize everything.
      -Taylor

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      Worldwide Military budgets: $2100 billion. Worldwide Space Exploration budgets: $38 billion. Really, world? Really?
    7. Re:Power is its own end. by kenh · · Score: 1

      I agree - the people behind this act think this is the right thing to do, that is their motivation. I may question their understanding of the problem, their belief that this will have the desired effect, or their inability to see how this will rub many, many people the wrong way, but I don't question their motives.

      How, exactly, can you make even a slippery-slope argument that restricting plastic toys in low-priced children's meals in some way leads to "the man keeping you down" - you can still get low-priced food for your kids, you can still buy plastic toys, they just won't come together in a convienient paper bag (or cardboard suitcase)... I'm against the rule, but I don't think this is the first stepp in world domination - it's just the end result of electing too many do-gooders to the local governing body...

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      Ken
    8. Re:Power is its own end. by lgw · · Score: 1

      Nothing anyone does "for your own good" is really for your own good. If it were, you'd already be doing it. "For your own good" is an excuse to wield power - maybe the politico believes his own BS, or maybe he doesn't, but it's never acually true.

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    9. Re:Power is its own end. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought controlling people was religion's job?

    10. Re:Power is its own end. by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      The path to hell is paved with good intentions

    11. Re:Power is its own end. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, i really disagree. You may want to complain about every piece of legislation being just so "the man" can "keep us down", but however misguided or stupid this legislation may be, I can at least understand that the people making it weren't just trying to control us, they actually believe this is helpful. You ought to be able to see that.

      What you ought to be able to see, but probably can't, is that people thinking like you are the cause of most of humanity's suffering. People believed that low-fat diets would make us more healthy, or that following a "food pyramid" would make us healthy, or that eggs were bad for us, or (now) that salt is bad for us. You grasp the latest "science" that is anything but real science and use it as an excuse to enforce hierarchical rules to make everyone conform to the same behavior. The resulting monoculture is both fragile and pathological, often creating the very problems that your kind then insists can only be solved by ceding more control to authority.

      Being stupid and being evil aren't mutually exclusive. The very attempt by government to wield control they don't legitimately have is EVIL. Your willingness to excuse it is just as evil.

  14. As a parent of two children... by pnuema · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...this is a great idea. I had to institute a rule in my house that no toys were allowed with food. I found that when I forbid the kids from having the toys, when I gave them a choice of restaurants for dinner, they were much more likely to chose one with better food. It seems that the toys were a large part of the draw...take that away, and they were much more likely to eat something healthy.

    1. Re:As a parent of two children... by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 0, Troll

      When your kids get older are you going to be in favor of a ban on alcohol as well?

    2. Re:As a parent of two children... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How did you manage that before it was a law?

    3. Re:As a parent of two children... by Pojut · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So if you figured out a system that worked by yourself...how does this legislation help you in any way?

    4. Re:As a parent of two children... by SecurityGuy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's not a great idea.

      As a parent myself, I just tell my kids that fast food is unhealthy in that it has a lot of calories and fat in it. I think we need to be aware of what lesson we're teaching. The point I want them to learn is not that $PARENT won't let them buy a toy with their lunch, it's that some foods eaten more than sparingly will do bad things to you. They naturally ask, so I just tell them the truth. You'll get fat. You'll feel lethargic. You'll develop diseases later in life like diabetes. Your arteries will clog with crap.

      Sadly, it's all too easy to just ask them to look around the school. The consequences of bad food choices and a sedentary lifestyle are all over the place.

    5. Re:As a parent of two children... by SmackTheIgnorant · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As a parent of a 7 year old daughter, I can safely say that she wants McDonalds to JUST get the toy - McDonalds tends to get all the Disney / Dreamworks / ____ movie toys, and it's a huge draw for her. I tell her no toy, and she'll want to eat elsewhere. If I had points, I'd mod you up. As is, I can only knowingly nod and smile in agreement.

    6. Re:As a parent of two children... by Enderandrew · · Score: 5, Informative

      As a parental rule, it is good.

      As legislation, it is terible.

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    7. Re:As a parent of two children... by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Terrible, like my typo of terrible above. You'd think I'd know how to type by now.

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    8. Re:As a parent of two children... by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...this is a great idea. I had to institute a rule in my house that no toys were allowed with food. I found that when I forbid the kids from having the toys, when I gave them a choice of restaurants for dinner, they were much more likely to chose one with better food. It seems that the toys were a large part of the draw...take that away, and they were much more likely to eat something healthy.

      As a parent, that's your right. But it doesn't seem that as a government, that right belongs with the county. This is no different from laws banning any "immoral" behavior -- it's the government meddling where it has no business doing so.

    9. Re:As a parent of two children... by idontgno · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, no you're missing the point. GPP's seen the light, and has found the ONLY GOOD WAY to deal with the issue. And now we can "encourage" everyone to do THE ONLY GOOD THING. After all, THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

      The best of all worlds: smug self-righteousness enforced with State Power. It's a popular and time-tested combination.

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    10. Re:As a parent of two children... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I'll ask you the same thing I asked the parent: how did you manage to tell your daughter "no" without this law?

    11. Re:As a parent of two children... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Well, it worked for me, so everybody else should be forced by law to do the same thing!"

    12. Re:As a parent of two children... by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Some parents they it's their job to parent OUR children too, and they use government to make it happen:

      i.e. banning our free choice to get happy meals with toys. I find these parents annoying, because they are basically insulting my intelligence, by presuming they know better than I do, how to be a parent.

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    13. Re:As a parent of two children... by DesScorp · · Score: 1

      I completely applaud your decisive, take-charge attitude about raising your kids. But while it may be a "great idea" for you, governments shouldn't dictate that it's a great idea for all the other parents.

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      Life is hard, and the world is cruel
    14. Re:As a parent of two children... by Chelloveck · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Good for parents, bad for government. BTW, I had a similar rule with my kids. I got tired of them picking restaurants based on the toy du jour. Sad thing is, though, that they still chose McDonalds more often than not. Even my mutant changeling child, who prefers raw vegetables to junk food, asks for McD's half the time when fast food is an option.

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    15. Re:As a parent of two children... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A happy meal is a hamburger/cheeseburger small fry, small coke, or other drink. were literally talking 300-400 cal total! The "adult version" basically happy meal without the toy is called the all american cheeseburger meal. I usually get that when i have mcdonalds.

      This is not alot for a meal, why dont you try adding up all the calories that go into the average "home cooked" meal. i bet you'll be damnd hard pressed to get it much lower than that unless all you're feeding your kids are rice cakes and lettuce.

      Im not saying feed your kids mcdonalds every meal, but a couple times a month isn't going to kill them.

      You know just like everything else if you downright ban them from having it, once they're old enough to go out on their own they're going to get it all the time just to spite you.

      This is just like the people that say oh im not going to drink coke cause its going to make me fat, yet thell go drink some off the shelf bottle of juice that oz for oz has the exact same calories as the coke.

    16. Re:As a parent of two children... by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      Or you could do something so radical that few parents even think of it anymore, tell your kids NO, were going to go to this restaurant to eat, that your not going to eat at McDonald's because it is unhealthy low quality garbage. Before you ask yes I have kids and yes I tell them that, the only time we stop there is if we're on a long trip and they have a play place and there are no Chick fillets around with a play place.

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    17. Re:As a parent of two children... by natehoy · · Score: 1

      As the parent of a seven-year-old child, I've also found that Disney/Dreamworks/Movies/TV in general is as bad for her developing mind and attention span as McDonalds/Burger King/Wendys is for her developing body, so we moved out television into the basement a couple of years ago, canceled our cable subscription, and spend the savings on good-quality solidly-built toys and dolls for her to play with, and healthy food for her to eat.

      In the time not spent watching television, I've taken up woodworking and carving and many of her toys were things I made for her, or we made together down in my workshop. She has a small set of woodworking tools herself, and makes her own things as long as I'm there with her. I don't know what they are supposed to be, and I don't ask, because she turns them into what she needs them to be while playing with them. That's what a child's imagination should be.

      I can not expect the Government to regulate any of this for me in any meaningful way. I'd love if everyone raised their kids the way I want to raise mine. I'd love to ban the disposable plastic toys that destroy any sense of gratitude and appreciation for what you have by ensuring that everything you own breaks in a month and needs to be replaced, and destroy any sense of imagination by being specific to a movie that you "have" to play with "like the movie intended". I'd love to ban the movies and TV that destroy the attention span and squashes creative imagination and replaces it with regurgitation of repetitive images that have been passively delivered. I'd love to replace processed sugary empty bad-fat-laden fast food with healthy prepared meals. But would you appreciate it if I banned your Disney movies because science has shown them to be unhealthy for your child? Probably not so much.

      My Government is not going to be able to do this for me. I honestly wish they could, but they won't be able to. These are all decisions I need to make, or they are a government mandate that gives me no respect for the information behind them. It'll just be the government telling me what to do, not informing me so I understand the reasoning behind decisions I need to make for my child.

      If they try to regulate things the way I want, it won't be the way you want them, and, the law of unintended consequences will ensure that some aspect of the way I want to raise my child will be interfered with, and the law of businesses having more influence in government than I do will ensure that the businesses will get enough exceptions to make the law useless for its intended purpose anyway.

      I love that you want to feed your child healthy food, and that you recognize that the plastic stuff is making them eat unhealthy. Why are you thinking about banning the plastic stuff? Kill your television so your daughter becomes unaware the plastic stuff exists, and choose healthier restaurants. You're doing what's best for her body and her mind that way, and the crap food industry will have to change if enough people just do it.

      The fact that you care enough about your daughter's developing body to want to feed her well makes me want to find you and give you a big hug. But I don't think the government can force this on everyone, and if they try it'll just mess things up further.

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    18. Re:As a parent of two children... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's obvious what chain of comments you're looking to get started...

    19. Re:As a parent of two children... by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      by presuming they know better than I do

      Which they might. Or might not. Who knows? The deal is, it's NOT their responsibility. The deal is ... when we start deciding that we need what is absolutely best based on my opinion, we have gone over into ... well, I don't know what that would be called. I'd call it "communism" because it's the idea that everyone else decides what is best for you, in a way. Including your kids - what they believe, how they dress, what they learn, and what they eat. I'm not trying to scare everyone using "communism" in a sentence, but that appears to have been one of the main purposes in Russia, as an example.

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    20. Re:As a parent of two children... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a parent, I can assure you that kids meals, regardless of the restaurant or junk food outlet, are generally all the same. Burger, cheeseburger, chicken nugget/fingers, hot dot, corn dog, mac-n-cheese, grilled cheesy. It's always a variation on this theme.

      It's damn hard getting young kids to each fresh veggies, fruit isn't so bad, but that hardly makes for an eating out meal. The only time you'll really see kids yumming up salads is when it's been drowned in fatty things like ranch. How often do you see people take the "healthy option" only to see it's loaded with fat laden sources, melted cheese and a week's worth of meat?

      The fact the West is getting fatter and fatter each year tells us society has lost the plot. Guess where all the health money will be going in the next two decades. Type II diabetes! It's already consuming (no pun intended) over 10% of our national medical funds according to Johns Hopkins.

    21. Re:As a parent of two children... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      As someone who is also a parent of a young daughter, I find that the fact that I have a driver's license and money and my daughter lacks both to be a very effective means of preventing her from eating at restaurants I do not want her to eat at.

      Just sayin'...

    22. Re:As a parent of two children... by Logarhythmic · · Score: 1

      Why should you need the government to pass a law before you can tell your own daughter she's not allowed to have something?

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    23. Re:As a parent of two children... by pnuema · · Score: 1

      Wait a minute. We don't allow toy companies to advertise toys on shows those toys were created from (i.e. can't advertise Dora dolls during Dora the Explorer). We do this because we recognize that young children are particularly susceptible to advertising. I see giving a child a toy as part of the meal as advertising, and I have no problem limiting the kinds of advertising targeted at children. This is a small change that could have significant impact to public health.

    24. Re:As a parent of two children... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you need a LAW to do that for you? Or were you successful at parenting? From your description it sounds like the latter.

      We don't need laws to parent for us.

    25. Re:As a parent of two children... by 2obvious4u · · Score: 1

      +1 Funny, But I already commented. Don't really get the Insightful, unless they wanted to give you Karma or something. But that comment is freaking hilarious.

    26. Re:As a parent of two children... by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 1

      Here's your problem: "when I gave them a choice of restaurants for dinner". When I was a kid there was one choice - wherever my parents want to go.

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    27. Re:As a parent of two children... by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      As a parent myself, I just tell my kids that fast food is unhealthy in that it has a lot of calories and fat in it.

      Don't you see?! That's the point of this legislation - so parents won't have to be "the bad guy" with their kids - now they can say that The Government said "No more Happy Meals". Won't someone think of the parents!?!

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    28. Re:As a parent of two children... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You let your kids *choose* which restaurant you go to for dinner?!?

    29. Re:As a parent of two children... by IorDMUX · · Score: 1

      The point I want them to learn is not that $PARENT won't let them buy a toy with their lunch, it's that some foods eaten more than sparingly will do bad things to you.

      Unfortunately, that lesson has little impact on 4 year olds. They seem to prefer the shiny toy, regardless of justification, until it comes down to little more than "Because I said so".

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    30. Re:As a parent of two children... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      This is no different from laws banning any "immoral" behavior -- it's the government meddling where it has no business doing so.

      Can you please point at the legal document that restricts the State government (note that we aren't talking about the Feds here) from "meddling" in this case?

    31. Re:As a parent of two children... by rwv · · Score: 1

      As far as I know local governments *do* have the rights to meddle with how commerce is conducted within their jurisdictions.

      I'm pretty sure the in NY you can't buy alcohol on Sundays. My state voted to ban dog racing last year. That seems just as arbitrary as the Happy Meal Toy law, but as a local law there is nothing that the citizens can do about it except challenge it at the polls.

    32. Re:As a parent of two children... by kenh · · Score: 1

      Why let the kids pick? Seriously, try being their parent, not their cool older friend with a car and money for McDonalds...

      (Nothing personal, your post read as if you were helpless to the whims of your children...)

      --
      Ken
    33. Re:As a parent of two children... by kenh · · Score: 1

      I am similarly insulted by the local "Night Off" here in my home town - a couple of obsessive, do-gooder moms convinced the local sports teams and schools to "take one night off each year to let families eat together and enjoy each other's company."

      Excuse me, my family eats together over 300 nights a year, this one extra night does little more than feed the selfish needs of a few moms to feel they are helping out those poor families that never see each other...

      --
      Ken
    34. Re:As a parent of two children... by stanjo74 · · Score: 1

      As a parent of two children I agree with your argument about parental responsibility. However, much of my time and energy is spent undoing the brainwashing caused to my children by insidious marketing. Even if you don't have TV (I don't) at home, the kids pick it up from school and the playground. Peer pressure is a big deal for a child/teenager. This shouldn't be just about McD and happy meals, we should ban any ads/marketing targeting children younger than 16. When we eliminate the factor of corporations messing up with ours kids minds, than we can discuss parental responsibility. Until then, parents have an uphill battle to fight.

    35. Re:As a parent of two children... by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      You know just like everything else if you downright ban them from having it, once they're old enough to go out on their own they're going to get it all the time just to spite you.

      I can see a new edition of Freakonomics coming out in 10 years, where they find a sudden popularity surge of Happy Meals amongst teenagers; because they were deprived of these when they were kids, as they start getting jobs and cars, their first thoughts will be to "stick it to the man" by buying shitty food from McDonald's.

      --Jeremy

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    36. Re:As a parent of two children... by OWJones · · Score: 1

      I whole-heartedly support your philosophy of turning what works in your house into a law that applies to everyone. For example, in my house the mother of the kid has sex with me on a regular basis. Clearly there should be a law stating that in these situations, women who have children should sleep with me.

    37. Re:As a parent of two children... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      I've actually taught my kids this little tidbit. It goes like this: "You can eat anything you want, but not everything you eat is food".

      Then I teach them what that means.

      Ice Cream is not food. Milk is food. Cheese is food. While Ice Cream is yummy and made with milk, it is not food.

      Potatoes are food. Sour Cream and Butter are not food. Oil is not food. Frying Potatoes in oil, and caking them with sour cream and butter turns potatoes into "not food".

      Three year old children of normal intelligence can understand this. They also learn something that you can take something that is food, and turn it into "not food". And it teaches them how food becomes "not food" by critical thinking.

      If you teach your kids this, they'll be able to make informed decisions later in life and understand that just because you can eat it, doesn't mean it is food.

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    38. Re:As a parent of two children... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but people want a nanny state to tell them what to do. More importantly they want the state to tell others what they want others to do. It is the bane of Progressive Politics; the whole "we know better than you" laws.

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    39. Re:As a parent of two children... by corbettw · · Score: 1

      That's funny, as a parent of four children the only ones who get any input into where to eat are the ones over 18. And then only if they're paying (or if they suggest a place with good margaritas).

      Unlike some people, I don't need the state to make me a good parent. I got plenty from my own parents on that one.

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    40. Re:As a parent of two children... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice to see someone recognizing their typos and owning up to them. I am rather amused and disheartened by the numerous responses to this thread proclaiming the need for better healthy decisions and education for the children while consistently confusing loose with lose, their/they're/there, your/you're, to/too, and other assorted abuses of the language. I can understand the occasional missed typo, but repetition proves that they are not typos, but in fact misuse, either through ignorance or intent, and should be viewed as being just as unhealthy for the mind as the junk food is for the body.

    41. Re:As a parent of two children... by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Nope. Didn't say anything about legally, this is strictly my opinion. I could accept this *maybe* at the town level - since in theory town representatives are actually in touch with the real people they represent -- but even that's pushing it.

    42. Re:As a parent of two children... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      That's funny, because I would teach my kid that sour cream and butter ARE food, and potatoes are not food. Potatoes are candy, not much better than Pixie Sticks.

      I agree with your tactics, even if I disagree your examples. Of course, one of us is right about what if food, and one of us is wrong. Better that we each try our method, and find out which is right (or if it even matters), than the government decide for us, and be wrong.

    43. Re:As a parent of two children... by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      So you can manage, but other people are too stupid and need the law to do it for them???

      We have no ban on toys with food at my house. And yet the most common choice when we ask the 6 year old where we should go for dinner is "the sushi place", though in the last month or two "the chinese place with the shrimp" seems to be coming out on top.

      Neither of which are spectacularly great on the health scale, but they don't give out toys.

    44. Re:As a parent of two children... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, it's all too easy to just ask them to look around the school. The consequences of bad food choices and a sedentary lifestyle are all over the place.

      So true. Back in the day you couldn't really do that as the standard politically-correct excuses were still plausible (well, plausible to kids): "Johnny is big-boned" or "Sally has a thyroid problem" or "Bobby can't help it, it's genetic".

      But, when it's 50%+ of the entire school, those excuses sound rather hollow, and reality starts to set in: "Johnny really is a fat slob" and "Sally does just sit on her fat ass all day" and "Bobby's genetic problem is actually just his parents feeding him Mickey D's twice a day".

    45. Re:As a parent of two children... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have healthy variants of the kids meal in the US?, In Sweden you can get your Kids meal with Hamburger, Mini carrots, Milk and a small bag of fruit, I mean I'm sure it's not the best lunch ever for a growing child, but it looks rather balanced to me.

    46. Re:As a parent of two children... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, a fucking variable ("$PARENT") in place of a few words to pick out a class of possible parents? Long before any programming language was invented, the western tradition of thought invented excellent ways to talk about groups of things. Not everything has to look or sound like your shitty scripting language. Only on slashdot ...

    47. Re:As a parent of two children... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what gives you the right to wield the power of government to force this solution on other parents? What about rules regarding doing chores or watching television? Should there be a law that my kids can't have desert without eating their vegetables first?

    48. Re:As a parent of two children... by ildon · · Score: 1

      That's exactly the AC's point.

    49. Re:As a parent of two children... by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 1

      "So if you figured out a system that worked by yourself...how does this legislation help you in any way?"

      Because he doesn't live in a world by himself. It's simple, it keeps his kid from being taken there by a friend's mom because of the toys and playground, by the soccer coach after practice once a week, and 5 other kids who have birthdays.
      It keeps the kids from pestering grandma who knows about your rule but thinks "special treats" are ok sometimes. Or maybe it helps granddad who just doesn't feel like battling it out with them the one time he sees them this month.

      It also prevents his kid from feeling left out when everybody at school is talking about the new happy meal and playing with the toys. It helps keep dad from being the bad guy in the future, because you know, after a few more million dollars of marketing are pumped at them, or maybe just the right toys, the kids will be hollering for them again sometime in the future. If not next week, then next month. Because the battle against the billion dollars of advertising aimed squarely at our kids goes on and on until they leave the house.

      But you'd know all that if you had kids of your own.

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    50. Re:As a parent of two children... by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      It could be called "democracy" if it's the majority of parents imposing their will on a minority.

      Or "oligarchy" if it's a few leaders presuming they are smarter than us mere commoners, and they have to protect us from ourselves.

      In both cases, I'd describe it as "tyranny" because it removes individual freedom of choice.

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    51. Re:As a parent of two children... by Pojut · · Score: 1

      It also prevents his kid from feeling left out when everybody at school is talking about the new happy meal and playing with the toys.

      Seriously?

      But you'd know all that if you had kids of your own.

      If I had kids of my own, I would teach them to treat marketing like a hot stove, rather than teaching them to enjoy crappy food that comes with useless trinkets.

    52. Re:As a parent of two children... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      This shouldn't be just about McD and happy meals, we should ban any ads/marketing targeting children younger than 16.

      See, this is the thing that gets me about 'think of the children' idiocy.

      People say that, but then go after products clearly advertised and sold to adults, that children might, somehow, get their hands on. Stuff that might harm mentally somehow. (Although the point that kids start actually looking for sex and violence stuff is probably the point they're old enough to handle it anyway.) So, despite the various industries self-policing, we have to put up with idiotic laws showing up every few years.

      But no one every seems to care about shitty food advertised to children, which is definitely harmful to children. Not in some obscure hypothetical way, but in an actual measurable way.

      Yes, parents can 'stop them', but we had plenty of quite coherent arguments in the 'restricting video games' discussion here the other day about the fact that parents can't control everything their kid does, which is why stores need to card when selling games. The argument being that some things should require parental permission.

      I agree, but, by the same logic, we need to stop aiming unhealthy food products at children. No cartoons, no children being happy, no rewards aimed at children. No one can try to sell food to children by attracting children. (They could, of course, sell smaller portions of food specifically with the idea that they will be purchased for children, but don't get to call them 'kids menu', or at least don't get to decorate them with children-attracting stuff.)

      And, see, I don't even recommend carding, like is done for video games. Just the restriction of advertising to children.

      Of course, this will never happen, which exposes the hypocrisy of the whole group of people who wander around saying 'Won't someone think of the children?' Yeah, we are, and we see you want a lard of tub playing nice video games instead of a lard of tub playing 'violent' video games.

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    53. Re:As a parent of two children... by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 1

      Let me know how that works out for you.

      -hint- Just wait until the hot stove is spending billions of dollars trying to burn your kids while your teaching exercise takes about 16 years of constant vigilance, needless battles, and resentment. Unless maybe your little one is a Vulcan or something.
      Until you have your own, just STFU about parenting. Trust me on that.

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  15. I give it less than 50 years... by AthleteMusicianNerd · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    before it's illegal to have a dick in this state.

    1. Re:I give it less than 50 years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      But you'll be able to smoke all the pot you want!!!

    2. Re:I give it less than 50 years... by Huzzah! · · Score: 2, Funny

      If only it were illegal NOW to BE a dick in this state...

    3. Re:I give it less than 50 years... by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Can I trade it for a pair of breasts and a vagina? I hear this equipment is much more fun.

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    4. Re:I give it less than 50 years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never happen in San Francisco.

    5. Re:I give it less than 50 years... by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      That does sound like a law California might try to pass though doesn't it?

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    6. Re:I give it less than 50 years... by AthleteMusicianNerd · · Score: 1

      The population would then approach ZERO rather rapidly.

    7. Re:I give it less than 50 years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you can have one, but only in your butt.

    8. Re:I give it less than 50 years... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Can I trade it for a pair of breasts and a vagina? I hear this equipment is much more fun.

      You can, but it's kinda like jailbreaking an iPhone - upgrades are a bitch and you void the warranty.

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    9. Re:I give it less than 50 years... by Fnord666 · · Score: 1

      If only it were illegal NOW to BE a dick in this state...

      What, and put all of those politicians out of a job?

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      'The tyrant will always find pretext for his tyranny.' - Aesop's Fables
    10. Re:I give it less than 50 years... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Is that 'have' as in possess, or consume?

    11. Re:I give it less than 50 years... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      If that were a law, Nancy Pelosi would be in jail. Actually, I think she has a dick as well, but I'm not 100% certain on that.

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  16. Parent's Job, not Government's by bughunter · · Score: 1

    I'm not anti-regulation, but this is objectionable. Don't they have more important legislation to pass?

    I'm the parent of a five year old, and I see him making food choices based on the 'prize' that he expects to receive with the food. It's my decision to say "No, you're not eating junk food today," or "OK - you had a healthy lunch, and you've behaved so yes we can go to McDonalds as a treat," and let him have that useless piece of plastic.

    My decision. My responsibility.

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    1. Re:Parent's Job, not Government's by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      The point is this makes the parents' job that little bit easier, so more parents are going to ensure that their children eat more healthily, so the overall obesity rates will go down. Obesity does actually cause problems for all society.

  17. Re:Welcome to Obamanation by Pojut · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seriously? So a county located in a state makes a law like this, yet it is somehow Obama's fault? Look. Obama has done a lot of things wrong, there is no denying that...but can't you look away from the talking points for just one second? Please? If not for Slashdot, at least for the sake of whatever intelligence you may have?

  18. Yes, and let's ban more! by SecurityGuy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I also want a law banning fruit or candy additives to milkshakes (Damn you Chick-fil-a and your irresistible milkshakes that I -only- buy when I can get 'em peachy or minty).

    While we're at it, why not ban making unhealthy food taste good?

    Then again, we could perhaps just expect adults to act like adults and suffer the consequences of their choices. And yes, the consequence of having children is having to raise them to make good choices, even when the bad food comes with a toy. Can't handle it? Don't have kids. Don't use law to constrain someone else to make up for your lack of spine.

    1. Re:Yes, and let's ban more! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the parents can't properly raise their kids, can we sterilize the parents and kill the kids? That way their fat asses won't cause my health insurance rates to go up.

    2. Re:Yes, and let's ban more! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but we can harass and ostracize the fat kids until they kill themselves. Oh, wait. Not anymore...

    3. Re:Yes, and let's ban more! by Bugamn · · Score: 1

      Can't handle it? Don't have kids. Don't use law to constrain someone else to make up for your lack of spine.

      The biggest problem with that logic is that the one punished by the errors of the parents is the child, who isn't able to discern yet what is right and what is wrong.

  19. Double Nuggets with Idiocracy by cosm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    While this may work from a pure operant conditioning standpoint, but they fail to realize the problem. THE PARENTS. The kid screams and moans for McDonalds, so the give him McDonalds. The fatty foods lipids are the real addictive, so once hooked, Micky D's has got their childish love. It is the parents that are the problem. Who is the government to say that a piece of plastic in a bag can't be given away with a meal? Its the damn bad parents that allow their lardsacks children to accumulate mass that should be punished. So now when little Johnny screams for a happy meal and a toy, what are the parents going to do, "sorry johnny, but the county officials have made it illegal, no toys for you". So instead they still go get the happy meal (since there aren't any ramifications for that, yet) and then just buy the kid a damn toy elsewhere, completely sidestepping the actual problem.

    And California wonders why their state is ready to self-implode. Treating the symptoms, not the problems. And really, is this a problem? If the parents choose to give their kids fast food, then its their choice! GTFOML. But there are a 1000 better things they could do with the taxpayers time to curb obesity other than just straight banning stuff. Reminds me of the salt ban that could be coming.

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    1. Re:Double Nuggets with Idiocracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Treating the symptoms, not the problems.

      The problem is childhood obesity. Fat kids don't make toys appear in fast food meals targeted at them. Fast food meals targeted at kids using toys helps make them fat. Basically, you suck.

    2. Re:Double Nuggets with Idiocracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So now when little Johnny screams for a happy meal and a toy, what are the parents going to do, "sorry johnny, but the county officials have made it illegal, no toys for you". So instead they still go get the happy meal (since there aren't any ramifications for that, yet) and then just buy the kid a damn toy elsewhere, completely sidestepping the actual problem.

      No, it doesn't sidestep the problem.

      The problem is that corporations market directly to children. It's not enough that the high calorie, high fat glob of food is carefully designed to appeal to our most common dietary urges, no, they have to toss a toy into the mix to really hammer home the reward response.

      Honestly, I wish they'd do more about this. Why does every supermarket in the world have 4' high candy racks by every register? Certainly not to sell candy to adults.

      "Why, I think I'll just bend over here and grab an Abba-Zabba or some other 19th century confection I recall from my youth."

      Unlikely.

      They should stop marketing directly to toddlers. It's a douchebag move and it's nigh unavoidable for a parent unless you raise your kid Amish-Luddite-Butlerian to think that raw cinnamon bark or hardtack is some kind of treat.

      Of course they won't, so I have no problem with the government telling them they can't.

    3. Re:Double Nuggets with Idiocracy by Superdarion · · Score: 1

      ...then its their choice!

      Yes, but it's the kids who end up paying the price of their parents' choices.

    4. Re:Double Nuggets with Idiocracy by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      It's not even necessarily the symptom. It may as well just be a correlation.

      I know tons of adults that did NOT eat McDonald's growing up, and are more or less addicted to it. And it's not because of the toys.

      I'm lucky enough to actually not really like the taste, although I feel the I-want-more effect. Same effect I get with some other foods, though, and not just fast food.

    5. Re:Double Nuggets with Idiocracy by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      I'm lucky enough to actually not really like the taste, although I feel the I-want-more effect. Same effect I get with some other foods, though, and not just fast food.

      Eat your food more slowly. You'll find that to be less of a problem. Someone told me once upon a time that there's a delay of sorts before the brain realizes the stomach is full. I don't know whether or not this is true, but I do know on those occasions that I'm called away in mid meal that I cease being hungry after 15-20 minutes even though I've eaten less food than normal.

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    6. Re:Double Nuggets with Idiocracy by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Yeah, eating slowly and the mental-appreciation-of-being-full delay thing is something I have heard as well... but I meant with things I particularly like. Say.... brownies. Mostly sugary substances. I can eat quite a bit and have to restrain myself or physical issues occur (breaking out, getting sick, etc). I was putting fast food at the same level as the unhealthiest normal food I could think of, dessert... ;)

    7. Re:Double Nuggets with Idiocracy by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And California wonders why their state is ready to self-implode.

      No we don't, at least, not all of us. California has a decently large population so there are plenty of people here who facepalm themselves every time they read about shit like this. Those people even go out of their way to stop it. We attend local meetings at government centers. We try to meet with our legislators at the state level. We even help the city-councilman next door carry groceries in from his car in an attempt to get his ear. We talk about things rationally. We vote with plenty of sense. We even try to convince others that shit like this is retarded, regularly.

      Unfortunately, those of us that are trying to fix this state are fighting a constant uphill battle against strung-out junkies, the radical religious zealots, the love-will-fix-everything nutjobs, the city-slicking Sierra clubbers (seriously, the Bay is not part of the Sierras guys, get your title straight), and the apathetic, fuck-you types that can't be bothered with anything that doesn't involve their favorite music or X-box game. It's a hard battle. =P

      That said, don't discount all Californians as bat-shit crazies, just realize that since we have a nice climate, a lot of people move here so the ratio of common-sense to dumb-fuckery is extraordinarily low. Think of it as a population made up of the entirety of 4chan and slashdot. While the slashdotters (most of the time) try to be rational, they are far outnumbered by the /b-tards that think their penis is more important than it really is.

    8. Re:Double Nuggets with Idiocracy by rhaacke · · Score: 1

      So tell me, since you seem to be a child rearing expert, what other things decisions should the government make for me and my child. It is not about what is bad for the children but what is bad for society in general. I and not society have the primary responsibility for raising my child. It is none of the state of California's business how I choose to raise my child. You "It Takes a Village Types" can take a hike!

    9. Re:Double Nuggets with Idiocracy by kenh · · Score: 1

      Were there an actual McDonalds restaurant covered by this ruling (I don't think there is, based on other posts here since the ruling only impacts unincorporated parts of Santa Clara County), I wonder how long it would take for them to offer the toys as a 1 cent extra item for each child meal ordered?

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    10. Re:Double Nuggets with Idiocracy by cosm · · Score: 1

      I am not for any legislation into the child rearing habits of parents. It is just ridiculous that the toys are banned when the toys are not the problem, its the parenting. I am not advocating more legislation, but I am just critiquing the ridiculousness of the current slew of dumbness.

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    11. Re:Double Nuggets with Idiocracy by kthejoker · · Score: 1

      The worst one for me is that they've moved the DVD section (almost all family-oriented) of our grocery store into the breakfast ceral aisle. So now every parent taking their kid to get cereal has to say "No" to all of those DVDs.

      Terribly frustrating.

      But I would never want government to say a grocery store can't do this. I can always choose another grocery store if it gets ridiculous.

    12. Re:Double Nuggets with Idiocracy by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I have that problem too. Don't do moderation well. If it's something I like and it's available I'm going to consume it. Consequently I have to keep bad foods out of my house. At least then it's harder to make bad choices.

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    13. Re:Double Nuggets with Idiocracy by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Hehe... unfortunately, I like cooking and baking. Luckily, I have little time for it. The main issue with my moderation is that it does not adversely affect me right away (I guess that's most people's problem!) and I don't seem to even gain weight that quickly. Oh well, I can resist and all that... and not eat the ENTIRE pan of brownies...

    14. Re:Double Nuggets with Idiocracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is an example of "treating the symptoms, not the problems" ??? really? i think it's rethinkingthe problem (kids want to eat crappy food that will make the obese, give them diabetes, etc) and finding an innovative solution.

    15. Re:Double Nuggets with Idiocracy by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      I can put away a large pizza by myself in a couple of hours. Not something to be proud of, but there it is.

      The damnable part is that I used to weigh more. Clocked in at ~255 pounds once upon a time. Now I'm ~220. My Doctor is still yelling at me though. Tells me I should weigh 185 according to the charts. Not sure that's something I'll ever achieve but it would feel nice to be at or below 200.

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      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
  20. Liberty by Danathar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I really HATE the fact that people actually believe that it's OK to mandate things as long as they or their proxy's are in charge.

    1. Re:Liberty by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      I really HATE the fact that people actually believe that it's OK to mandate things as long as they or their proxy's are in charge.

      Is this a sarcastic defense of democracy or an actual condemnation of it? I mean, government is the proxy of the people. You know that, right?

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    2. Re:Liberty by Danathar · · Score: 1

      If you don't understand what I mean by "proxy" then watch the flash animation (no joke...real explanation and more)

      http://www.isil.org/resources/philosophy-of-liberty-english.swf

  21. What by Hangingcurve · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "'This ordinance prevents restaurants from preying on children's love of toys' to sell high-calorie, unhealthful toys, said Supervisor Ken Yeager"

    I don't think making low calorie toys is the way to address this particular problem.

  22. Clarification by 200_success · · Score: 4, Informative

    The San Jose Mercury News (warning: pop-under ad) has more details. The ordinance does not ban Happy Meal toys per se, but rather bans toys distributed with meals that exceed nutritional limits (485 Calories, 600 mg sodium). Furthermore, it only applies to unincorporated areas of Santa Clara County. (There are no McDonald's locations in unincorporated areas of Santa Clara County.)

    This seems like a good idea to me. Obviously, fast food restaurants give toys away only as a perverse incentive to attract kids. This ordinance, while largely symbolic, nullifies that marketing ploy. You want a toy? You can only get it if you forego the soda and the salt on the fries.

    1. Re:Clarification by MyFirstNameIsPaul · · Score: 1

      And let's face it, if the parents are giving their kid everything the kid asks for, is this really going to make any difference anyway? It seems the only real effect would be to remove a competitive advantage from McDonald's.

      Being a Santa Clara County resident, my second thought was that there is no Santa Clara county, per se.

      BTW, the Mercury runs more javascript than I've ever seen on a single webpage. At last count, I spotted 27 URL's in NoScript.

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      I once took an excursion to Reddit, and later HN. Unlimited up/down voting sucks when dealing with a hive-mind.

    2. Re:Clarification by hsthompson69 · · Score: 1

      Rather than looking at calories and sodium, they should be looking at carbohydrates. Carbohydrates are the root cause of obesity, diabetes, heart disease, cancer, and other chronic diseases. That happy meal is just fine and dandy if you skip the soda, fries, and the bun.

      So, yeah, maybe this would be a great idea if they targeted the right things. Apparently the cereal and grain lobby still rules the roost though.

      For a more thorough dissertation on the subject of the evil of carbohydrates, google for "gary taubes berkeley". His lecture should be required viewing for anyone thinking about legislating diet.

    3. Re:Clarification by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      I didn't realize that .... whaaaaat? It only affects unincorporated areas? That would be places like San Martin, outskirts of towns, etc. So... why? I see absolutely no rational reason that would make someone only apply this to unincorporated areas. If it was really a good thing to do that would make a big change in kids' health ... I guess those who live in the city limits are healthy. It's those fat rural kids that run around outside that are the problem :)

    4. Re:Clarification by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Being a Santa Clara County resident, my second thought was that there is no Santa Clara county, per se.

      I'm confused... ? Yes there is?

    5. Re:Clarification by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      Sssshhhhh. They don't want details, they want their libertarian utopia.

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    6. Re:Clarification by chaodyn · · Score: 1

      Which means my kids' normal order at McDonald's falls well within this limit (according to the nutrition info at the restaurant): Chicken nuggets, 190 calories, Apple Dippers, 35 calories, choc. milk, 170 calories for a total of 395 calories. Notice the nuggets have barely more calories than the milk...

    7. Re:Clarification by MyFirstNameIsPaul · · Score: 1

      Nobody lives in 'Santa Clara County'; they live in incorporated cities that generally border each other.

      From your link: "(99% urban, 1% rural)".

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    8. Re:Clarification by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Rather than looking at calories and sodium, they should be looking at carbohydrates. Carbohydrates are the root cause of obesity, diabetes, heart disease, cancer, and other chronic diseases.

      Not really. Some of those are affected independently by carbohydrates (or certain kinds of carbohydrates), others are more affected by fat, some are particularly affected by sodium, and obesity in particular is more affected simply by calorie surplus.

    9. Re:Clarification by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes. That is true. But there are unincorporated cities in Santa Clara County... San Martin, parts of Morgan Hill. Not sure about outskirts of other cities (outskirts of Gilroy?).

      Small population out there, sure, but not quite "nobody" :)

    10. Re:Clarification by hsthompson69 · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Obesity is not about calorie surplus at all, it is about insulin levels.

      Fat cells hold onto fat under the influence of insulin.

      Insulin levels are raised by blood sugar levels.

      Blood sugar levels are raised by carbohydrates.

      This is basic biology, and anyone who has studied the Kreb's cycle will acknowledge this. If you have a calorie deficit, but high carbohydrate levels, your insulin levels will still be raised, and people with insulin resistance (75% of the population by most counts at some level), your fat cells will hold onto the fat, even though it starves your muscles.

      It's not the calorie that counts, it what the body does in response to that particular calorie. In the case of carbohydrates, the response is to raise blood sugar levels, raise insulin levels, and make fat cells steal energy from your blood stream.

      Seriously, google "gary taubes berkeley", watch his lecture, then come back and reply.

    11. Re:Clarification by ljw1004 · · Score: 1

      I want two toys!!!

    12. Re:Clarification by ljw1004 · · Score: 1

      That's why there's so little obesity and diabetes in countries like India with its rice-heavy diet, and Italy with its pasta-heavy diet.

    13. Re:Clarification by corbettw · · Score: 1

      This seems like a good idea to me.

      Really? Because with all the caveats you just listed, it sounds like nothing but pure grandstanding to me.

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    14. Re:Clarification by Duradin · · Score: 1

      Hey now, carb bashing is almost as cool as Apple bashing.

      Never mind that since the dawn of civilization man has been surviving on a primarily carb based diet and that the 'outbreak' of obesity is a rather recent occurrence.

      Sure high carb, high fat, low exercise lifestyles may have something to do with the problem, but you see, that still includes carbs. Just ignore the other bits and bash away.

    15. Re:Clarification by hsthompson69 · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding me? India serves as a classic example, with chronic diseases much more prevalent in areas where they have high carbohydrate intake (including obesity and diabetes). And haven't you ever met an italian mom who is serving pasta? Was she skinny?

      Now granted, under starvation rations, some of the negative effects of carbohydrate intake can be masked, but the basic biology of insulin and its response to blood sugar, and the effect that has on what have been coined the "diseases of civilization" is unmistakable.

    16. Re:Clarification by hsthompson69 · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Modern man evolved mainly as a scavenging meat eater, and carbohydrates (and their attendant detrimental health effects) were only introduced a mere 10,000 years ago. Our bodies were never meant to eat anywhere near the carbohydrate levels typical today, and the invention of agriculture is arguably one of the worst things ever to happen to human health.

      Insofar as the "outbreak of obesity", it's directly related to the low-fat diet and exercise dogma fed to us since the 1970s. Their solution to the heart disease problem has actually caused more heart disease than ever, as well as the diabetes and obesity epidemics.

      This isn't about bashing, it's about reality -> carbohydrates are the cause of the vast majority of chronic diseases we suffer in the modern world. Again, google for "gary taubes berkeley", watch the video, and then tell me what you think.

    17. Re:Clarification by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      McDonalds will give you milk and apple wedges instead of soda and fries with a Happy Meal.

      Why was this law needed again?

    18. Re:Clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      never been to italy, have you?

    19. Re:Clarification by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      but rather bans toys distributed with meals that exceed nutritional limits (485 Calories, 600 mg sodium).

      That's no better. Calories are not evil. Calories are good. You eat food for calories. Some kids will be over eating with 485 calories in a meal, and some kids (as well as adults) would not be eating enough at 485 calories a meal. And what does sodium have to do with obesity? Sure, you might carry a few extra pounds of water weight if you eat a lot of salt, but it definitely is not causing an obesity problem. The biggest problem with McDonald's is the sugar drinks and sugar french fries. Even if people eat at home with no toy, it won't solve the problem of people guzzling down sugar drinks like the "Fitness Waters" being sold, and eating balls of sugar like potatoes, the the while patting themselves on the back and sneering at those lesser people eating "unhealthy" food at McDonald's.

    20. Re:Clarification by Duradin · · Score: 1

      I didn't say dawn of man, I said dawn of civilization.

      Hunted meat doesn't have the energy density by land area to support a city, that takes grains and agriculture.

    21. Re:Clarification by hsthompson69 · · Score: 1

      Apologies for misunderstanding your statement, I believe I get your point now.

      That being said, hunted meat has plenty of energy, but can't be stored and therefore controlled by an elite ruling class the same way grains can. Granted, this poor nutrition also has the side effect of increasing population density and providing a storable surplus to allow for specialist classes (which helps leads us to technology, etc, etc, as per "Guns, Germs and Steel"), but now that we've made it past the technological stage, it seems like a poor idea to continue doing harm to ourselves with a carbohydrate laden diet.

      It's certainly time to put down the cereals, grains, sugar, high fructose corn syrup, potatoes, and other starches, and start picking up protein and fat. I'm not sure what the consequence would be of eating a healthy diet (do we have enough grazing land to support enough meat animals? can we use the grains we currently have to raise healthy meats, or is it better to have grass-fed beef?), but if given the choice between raising rates of cancer, diabetes, obesity, heart disease and other chronic diseases, maybe we should be paying some serious attention to how we can convert our population from a carb based diet to a meat and fat based diet.

    22. Re:Clarification by Duradin · · Score: 1

      Not all carbs are created equal. Modern white flour is basically empty calories. To get the long shelf life all the portions of the wheat that have actual nutrition are processed out. Whole berry flour is good for only about a week or so. (Now, to be fair, processed flour does have its uses. Whole berry flour makes for a very dense bread generally as it doesn't have a high enough percentage of gluten to rise well, so processed flour can help bring that up to the right amount when mixed in.)

      Let the grain start to sprout and then you've got something rather different from an unsprouted wheat berry nutritionally. Starches are converted into sugars and vitamins that aren't present in the unsprouted berry are created during the sprouting process.

      So basically all the good parts of the grain are stripped out in modern processed food, all you are left with is the 'bad' carbs. Our processing methods are to blame, not grain and carbs. We have decided that shelf life and cost are more important than nutrition.

      And it's not the energy density of the meat itself, it is the energy density of the land used to produce the wild game animals that supply that meat. A city would have needed an insanely massive hunting ground to sustain itself solely by hunting game animals. Grains and agriculture packed much more food energy into a smaller plot of land, which is necessary when you go from the population density of a hunter-gatherer tribe to a that of a city.

    23. Re:Clarification by hsthompson69 · · Score: 1

      You're right that not all carbs are created equal, but unless you're talking straight fiber (leafy greens, broccoli, etc), it's a difference between bad and really freaking bad. In any case, you have to keep whatever carbs you take in below a threshold level that spikes your blood sugar and therefore insulin. "Whole grain" will spike your insulin levels too, but you're correct, "sprouted" stuff is probably the least bad of all.

      As an aside, did you know one of the reasons they kept white flour on the sailing ships of empire in the old days was because rats would avoid it -> you figure if a rat won't eat something, maybe humans shouldn't eat it either.

      Not sure about the calculations of wild game animals versus agriculture, though. Reports from Lewis and Clark's journey indicated game was incredibly abundant. I'll grant you that you're not going to have small game animals sustain a large modern city, but in serious wilderness, especially if you have large animals to hunt, you might have a system that is competitive with medieval agricultural village. The real drivers for agriculture were control -> a ruling elite can only really exist if you have agriculture. And once you get control as a ruling elite, and can muster a larger force than any band of hunter gatherers, the beginnings of empire are pretty much inevitable.

      I highly suggest Jared Diamond's "Guns, Germs and Steel" and his commentary on geographic determinism to you.

    24. Re:Clarification by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Lol, sodium is the element they're worried about? Yeah, salt's just _so_ bad for kids, their little ankles might swell up!

    25. Re:Clarification by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      The real drivers for agriculture were control -> a ruling elite can only really exist if you have agriculture

      Why so? The ruling elite can easily own the whole land and charge for hunting per unit time / per kg game / arbitrary prices.

      Nature goes through cycles - some seasons there is abundant food and some seasons food is scarce. Even when the food is scarce, the ruling elite do not go to bed hungry. So the storability of food grains serves more for the convenience of the "proletariat", if you excuse the Marx-ish terminology.

      That the proletariat does not starve and halve in number every food-deficient season is important for the "ruling elite" too, but that is besides the point.

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    26. Re:Clarification by hsthompson69 · · Score: 1

      Until you invent refrigeration, you can't store the meat and centralize power. A granary can be controlled by a centralized government, and guarded by an elite against essentially a slave populace. Policing a large land area to prevent poaching just isn't feasible, but a couple of tough guys watching the granary is.

      Additionally, the farmer is tied to the land -> whereas game may migrate. The response of a hunter-gatherer to a despot is simply to move away to find game somewhere else. A farmer is more or less stuck.

      So yes, the invention of the ruling elite and a slave class was essentially a factor of agriculture. And although I'm certain you may find rare and isolated exceptions to this rule, in general, what drove us towards centralized governments of ruling elites was tying the laborer to the land.

      Of course, as a bonus, the increased population density helped develop art and technology which we now enjoy today because of the broken backs of the underclass circa 10,000BC, but the trade off for that was damaged health due to carbohydrate intake and a political system which tends to denigrate individual freedom in favor of centralized control.

    27. Re:Clarification by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      With agriculture, you have to police fields as well as granaries. With hunting, you have to police hunting grounds. Bigger hunting grounds than agricultural fields are needed to sustain similar population, but they are of similar order of magnitude so I don't see a major difference there.

      What use is watching the granary without watching the fields? At this point you say that population is essentially slave so no need to watch fields much, they will automatically come to the ruling elite only. But similar argument can be made for hunting too - population is essentially slave so no need to watch the hunting grounds. They will come to the ruling elite for permission to hunt.

      Game may migrate? Fertility of soil decreases unless proper agricultural practices are followed - many of which have been discovered in last 1000 years. Many tribals in my country (and other places too) still burn down new forests every few years to clear new land for agriculture because previous land is useless.

      Then you will say - "So follow proper agricultural practices". As a response, I say that if the civilization is so advanced, game can also be prevented from migration. Solve the problems of game (food, habitat in the chief) and they will not migrate. Various kinds of makeshift fencing also works.

      You also ignore the major benefit to the proletariat from agriculture - storage helps them survive during years of scarcity. So it is not just the ruling elite that benefits from agriculture.

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    28. Re:Clarification by hsthompson69 · · Score: 1

      Hunting grounds are probably an order of magnitude larger than any agricultural fields, especially for migratory game. But in any case, it seems you can at least admit that the hunting grounds are bigger.

      Since harvesting activities can generally be policed, there's little risk to the fields (mostly from animals, probably) - grabbing a stalk of corn before it's ready gives the thief little benefit. You really can't police hunting until after the fact, and it's probably easily an order of magnitude harder to force someone to hunt for you than to plow a field for you - the police following the hunter would probably scare game off.

      You're definitely right about the fertility of soil, but a lot of that takes hundreds of years to manifest. Certainly the "fertile crescent" which provided the dawn of agriculture for us went through that process of boom and bust. Preventing game migration is a pretty sure way to kill them off - there are survival reasons to their movements.

      Storage helps them survive during years of scarcity, but at the price of freedom. They become beholden to whoever controls the food supplies during the scarce years.

      Now, the larger question as to whether the loss of individual freedom and the creation of a ruling class outweighs the benefits of technology and increased population density is arguable, of course. But that being said, it cannot be denied that the establishment of agriculture reduced health, created class based societies, centralized power and reduced individual freedoms.

      I highly recommend to you Jared Diamond's "Guns, Germs and Steel" for a more thorough examination of the topic, though.

    29. Re:Clarification by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Hunting grounds are probably an order of magnitude larger than any agricultural fields

      Still you think agriculture was promoted for the good of so called "ruling elite" rather than simple space efficiency? That it is even possible to ponder whether the benefit outweighs the loss? Because that suggests it is possible that society as we have could make do with an order of magnitude less land than we have.

      Storage helps them survive during years of scarcity, but at the price of freedom. They become beholden to whoever controls the food supplies during the scarce years.

      Agriculture itself does not reduce freedom. If the farmer were free, he could also store the food-grains himself. Or practice community storage, or pay someone to store the food-grains. The fact is that he is already not free - which is why he is beholden. So blaming agriculture for this loss of freedom is wrong.

      Hunting also imposes its own loss of freedom. When there is scanty rainfall for hundreds of miles around a person and there is extreme shortage of game in the next season as a result in the area, there are no fast means of transport to go to the place of abundance of game, there is no communication even to figure out where to go if possible. Even if he goes to a place of abundant game, that place is already occupied by natives of that place, possibly ruled by a different state, necessitating conflict. What freedom is this?

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    30. Re:Clarification by hsthompson69 · · Score: 1

      I'm not making the statement that agriculture was promoted for any particular purpose, I'm simply saying that the side effect was the creation of a ruling elite. It was most likely an unfortunate accident with wheat in the fertile crescent (see again, Jared Diamond), but the effects after the fact are fairly measurable, even if it is a value judgement about whether the trade off between freedom and technology was a "fair" one.

      Agriculture forces one to be tied to a specific patch of ground, rather than being free to roam where the game is. A hunter gatherer can always just move on if harassed -> a farmer has too much invested to simply walk away. Put another way, having a large granary of your own makes you more vulnerable to theft than simply killing a meat animal every once in a while. While not designed to reduce freedom, de facto it does.

      Insofar as scanty rainfall for hundreds of miles, this is certainly when the "gatherer" mode kicks in, but scanty rainfall doesn't happen overnight, and hundreds of miles are easily within the range of human transport. A farmer may have some real problems with scanty rainfall (since they can't just pack up their fields and move them), but for the hunter gatherer, unless they have made some arbitrary decision to stick to one piece of land, they'll just move on in plenty of time to follow the game.

      Regarding the conflict of roaming bands of hunter gatherers, you're correct, this conflict is a byproduct of the freedoms afforded -> and also just as applicable to migrating farmers (in the case of scanty rainfall that you cite). More than that, the farmers are an awfully inviting target for the next roving band of hunter gatherers who have specialized in the killing of game, versus a population specialized in the digging of dirt. I refer you to Oppenheimer's "The State" for a more thorough discussion of that.

    31. Re:Clarification by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      I'm not making the statement that agriculture was promoted for any particular purpose, I'm simply saying that the side effect was the creation of a ruling elite.

      OK, I somehow got the impression that you wee suggesting this. Now I kind of see your point, and where I don't - I am not so sure about it.

      thanks

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    32. Re:Clarification by hsthompson69 · · Score: 1

      Thank you for an interesting round of discussion :)

      If I were to make a statement as to why agriculture was promoted, I think I would assert that the plants did it. "The Botany of Desire" touches on this, and cleverly swaps roles in such a way that it looks like plants domesticated humans.

  23. What about adults who like happy meals? by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 2, Funny

    Won't someone please think of the adults?!?!?!?

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    1. Re:What about adults who like happy meals? by Trarman · · Score: 1

      Absolutely true! I am currently restricting my calories, but occasionally, I can spare enough to get a happy meal. Without the toy, I might be more tempted to get a full "adult" meal. :(

    2. Re:What about adults who like happy meals? by SirWhoopass · · Score: 1

      You are on a calorie-restricted diet your reward for being stingy is a Happy Meal?

      I have no problems with calorie restriction and occasional indulgence, but you may want to discover high-calorie foods that actually taste good.

    3. Re:What about adults who like happy meals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My brother in law worked in a fast food restaurant where they excluded the toy for some adult buying the kids meal at lunch time. These adults complained, and wanted their toy.

    4. Re:What about adults who like happy meals? by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      I don't think they give away adult toys with junk food... yet.

    5. Re:What about adults who like happy meals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those of us not affected by this ban are readying our Ebay auctions for the collectors

  24. Obligatory: by ADHVfFsvjLIViaglKlqo · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia the toys eat you

    1. Re:Obligatory: by Coder4Life · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia the toys eat you

      Sorry, this doesn't make sense if you decompile the meme because we do not eat the toys in the first place. "We eat toys/In soviet russia toys eat you?"

      I believe a better use would be "In Soviet Russia, Happy meal eats you"

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  25. It will not last long by Montezumaa · · Score: 0

    McDonald's has more money and power than that shit-hole county, so it will not last long in the courts. Aside from violating safety standards(which selling toys with food does not), no government can force a company to change its standard business practices. This county government has stepped over the line and they will be brought back in line at some point. It is not the place of government, in any capacity, to dictate how you raise your child. If you want to get them a kids meal with a toy, then that is your right.

    Who gives a shit about the summary. Either way it is total shit and make no sense either way.

    1. Re:It will not last long by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      no government can force a company to change its standard business practices.

      I'd like to buy some of whatever the fuck it is you are smoking, cause it must be really, really good.

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  26. Re:Welcome to Obamanation by Enderandrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I 100% agree that the President (be it Republican or Democrat) receives way too much credit and blame for everything that happens in a country. This is a clear case of an individual county making a decision, not Obama. However, it does match Obama's philosophy of regulating everything, massive govnernment control, etc.

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  27. Anyone else think the ban was to curb garbage? by Morris+Thorpe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    After reading the subject, I thought the law was to cut down on plastic garbage. Too bad.

    Talk about brainless consumption. Those "toys" are completely useless. If they do anything at all, they'll break after a few hours, and they exist only there to promote new consumption (movies, TV, other toys.)
    I guess they keep kids entertained for the rest of the ride or meal, therefore freeing parents of the task of interaction.

    1. Re:Anyone else think the ban was to curb garbage? by FooGoo · · Score: 1

      Actually you'll find plenty of those crappy toys in the third world and developing countries. The excess get shipped there and are sold as regular toys or given as gifts because they are cheap. Without that some kids there wouldn't have any toys at all...they don't know they are excess crap toys from the US or Europe. Kids where I live at the moment are still playing with Happy Meal toys from the 80's and it's nice to see the old toys again since now everything now is from cross marketing agreements with Disney or whoever.

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  28. Suckering in kids isn't the problem. by BlueKitties · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When I used to get my Happy Meal as a child, I was more entertained by the toy than my food. I began to have weight problems as I grew older because I saw food as an event, a fun thing, a highlight of my day, instead of something to keep me fueled. High calorie foods aren't healthy, but they don't cause fat kids. Children with normal, healthy eating habits will take two bites of their burger and then run along to play with their new toy. When parents use food as a reward ("You did good on your report card, lets order pizza!") you have a problem. When I got to my mid to later teens, most of my friends had normal eating habits -- they didn't get excited by food like me. I picked up on that, and changed my eating habits to view food as fuel, not fun. It took about three years, but I've lost over 50 pounds and have a proper build complete with muscle tone. Bottom line: unhealthy food itself isn't the problem, it's how we view food in our daily lives. If you snack to pass the time, even when you're not hungry, if you go back for seconds after your pains are gone, you have unhealthy eating habits. Eat to live, don't live to eat. It's a habit our culture in America breeds -- food for fun. Unhealthy food isn't the root cause though (even if it contributes.)

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    1. Re:Suckering in kids isn't the problem. by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When parents use food as a reward ("You did good on your report card, lets order pizza!") you have a problem.

      I agree with the general statement, but certainly not the example. How often do kids receive report cards? 4 times a year in US public schools to my knowledge. If ordering pizza is a rare enough occurrence that the kid feels rewarded/excited by the prospect of it, then 4 "prize pizzas" a year isn't going to hurt anything. If anything, it re-enforces the idea that ordering pizza is something you only do for special occasions, not every time you are hungry.

      Anyway, encouraging academic success is always a good thing, far too many parents don't care at all.

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    2. Re:Suckering in kids isn't the problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like food for fun. It is something to live for. I got bored with the same food. There is a lot of different food out there, some of it very good. I want it all. Why else would you pay 100/head for fine dining? because it is fun. You can have food for fun, but just eat a little less of it, and exercise enough. Good food can be as good as sex.

  29. Go, you Chicken Fat, Go! by Animats · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Good for Santa Clara County! We need to crack down on obesity. "Fat Acceptance" is now recognized as having been a horrible public policy mistake. We have 300 pound oinkers blocking sidewalks, overloading aircraft, and running up medical costs. There's a shortage of qualified recruits for the Army. This has to stop. Fat kids used to be extremely rare. There's no excuse for being fat in your teens. Fat kids grow up to be huge adults. Anything we can do to cut down on childhood obesity is a step forward.

    The Youth Fitness Song was distributed by the U.S. Government in the 1960s. No "fat acceptance" back then. "Nuts to the flabby guys".

    Now drop and give me 20.

  30. The Very definition of a Nanny State by bdwoolman · · Score: 2

    As an unapologetic Liberal I believe that government can do good things.

    But this kind of Nanny State meddling makes me as sick as I would get from eating six Happy Meals

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    1. Re:The Very definition of a Nanny State by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      as I would get from eating six Happy Meals

      Dude, all those toys, you're totally going to get sick from them. Watch out. ;)

    2. Re:The Very definition of a Nanny State by FooGoo · · Score: 1

      Does it make you sick because you really believe it's wrong or because it calls into question the justification for government meddling you do agree with?

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  31. So wait... by ProdigyPuNk · · Score: 1

    http://news.slashdot.org/story/10/04/27/2113224/Arizona-Papers-Please-Law-May-Hit-Tech-Workers So it's bad to make illegal immigration a real crime, but we need to stop those crazy bastards from offering toys with kids meals ? The whole "Think of the kids" excuse is REALLY getting tired. Fun fact: It's almost always the parents buying the things for the kids. If adults disagree with the practice, don't buy the kids meals for your kids. Oh, but it'll be so much nicer not to have little Jimmy complain about not getting his meal/toy ? Start being a parent.

    The government has NO REASON to be involved in these kinds of things.

  32. Praise The Heroic System! by sv_libertarian · · Score: 1

    Glorious! Simply Glorious! We all know that people can't think for themselves, but instead require the caring hand of government to guide them and ensure they engage in proper progressive action. We simply cannot allow people to think or act for themselves. This is a heroic day in the struggle against the fascist corporations and the evils of capitalism!

  33. I live in Santa Clara... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in Santa Clara, CA.... I'd just like to say: We did what?!? /facepalm

    Kids like toys. Parents like to get freebie toys to give to kids.

    Come to think of it, adults like toys too. Ever see some of these little plastic doo-dads on peoples desks? Ever see an adult going thru the drive thru alone and ordering a kids meal plus a burger so they can have the toy for their desk at work? Ever been that adult?

    1. Re:I live in Santa Clara... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really hope you don't become a parent.

  34. The problem is ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The parents aren't doing their jobs. When I was growing up there was usually the one fat kid in class. Now the national average is 25% which means in some schools it's a large percentage of the kids. Today's parents haven't the spines to stand up to their kids. When I was growing up back in the 60s, and yes there were dinosaurs back then, we looked forward to Sundays because there'd be dessert after dinner. It was a special. Today kids eat sweets all day long. We had many of the same things back then we just ate a lot less of it. Back then 2,000 calories would have been a lot of food but today some eat 5,000 or 6,000 calories a day. The military is having trouble finding recruits that aren't too overweight to train. We may be facing a future where the military rides around on those little scooters. The insanity has to stop somewhere. I want less regulation but if people aren't willing to control themselves then big brother may have to step in. Is bad food any different than smoking? Regulation reduced smoking and made it more pleasant to go to public places. Personally I dread sitting next to a human hippo on a plane. You can't claim nanny state when people refuse to do it themselves. If they really did take responsibility then the laws wouldn't be needed. Happy Meals date back to the 70s but the weight problems didn't get bad for another 10 or 20 years and only hit epidemic 30 years later. It's not actually the Happy Meal's fault it's the parents but you can't regulate parents so you have to regulate the happy meals. It's like guns. A gun never killed a person on their own but they still need regulation. A happy meal never made anyone fat but wolfing them down seven days a week does make kids fat.

  35. Starving kids in ....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So funny that this just happened. Colleague of mine went back to good ol' Missouri to visit his family just recently. He was just telling me this morning how he got in to an argument with his family because his very healthy (i.e. very active / normal weight) nephew was being hounded to "clean off his plate". The kid runs around, snacks throughout the day (on healthy stuff) but when it comes to breakfast/lunch/dinner his parents are on his case about eating all his food. Even though he's not hungry anymore!!! Basically they're going to turn this kid into just another obese child if they keep it up. Specially once he starts school and is required to sit in a classroom from 8-3, M-F.

    I still think we need to have a test before people can become parents.

    1. Re:Starving kids in ....... by natehoy · · Score: 1

      The problem with that is portion control. We give my daughter a small portion of meat and the main meal, and the portion of fresh vegetables she needs to eat for the meal. When she's done eating everything she's given in the first round, we know she's eaten a healthy meal and she can have seconds of whatever she likes. If she's not hungry enough to finish the meal, she's at least had a decent amount of vegetables.

      As often as not, she wants more vegetables, or a portion of everything. But if she wants more meat or bread, we at least know she's had a healthy portion of the stuff she needs to be eating.

      We eat the same way ourselves. Vegetables first, maybe with a small portion of whatever the main meal is, then we can have seconds of whatever we want.

      But it's tough for some parents to understand that kids have smaller stomachs and burn off lots of calories, so they won't eat a lot at mealtime but they NEED to snack a lot. Healthy snacks are incredibly important.

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  36. obvious comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the problem with Santa Clara, all the damn vampires......

  37. The next thing you know ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... they'll ban giving away free guns with each case of liquor bought.

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  38. The Other One by Slash.Poop · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But the heat came round and busted me for smilin on a cloudy day

  39. Boon to Alameda County Business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK so now we take our kids to Fremont MacDonalds instead of Milpitas....no problem

  40. They are only partly right... by XB-70 · · Score: 1

    When you consider the long-term effects of high sugar, high fat, high cholesterol offerings with no healthy alternatives, they should be considered poison, not meals.

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    1. Re:They are only partly right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sure and you have not cooked a meal or have had one prepared for you in any restaurant, at a friends, event or home that does not fit that category?

      hahahahahaha ha aahahaha aha aha aha aha

      or maybe your cooking is poison..ahaa ah aha ah ah

  41. My kid picked the one with ballons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My kid picked the one with ballons

    1. Re:My kid picked the one with ballons by icannotthinkofaname · · Score: 1

      http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ballon

      Your kids picked restaurants that had graceful movements that made them look buoyant?

      Where do they build restaurants that move like this? I've only ever seen buildings that just sit there and do nothing but shelter the same patch of ground from the rain day in and day out.

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  42. About time... by GiMP · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm completely for this. I see no difference between this and "Joe Camel", I hope this becomes a trend across the nation.

    I was recently at a drive through, looking at the (empty) playground of a local Burger King. I thought how terrible it is that these fast food companies have tried to attract children to their unhealthy foods. Playgrounds, playful characters such as Ronald McDonald, Grimace, and the Hamburglar, happy meals, and movies such as Mac & Me, really show how terribly affected my generation was by this advertising. I remember wanting to go to McDonalds as a child so I could see a cloud and receive a toy. I highly suspect that these companies only scaled back their tactics as a defensive tactic after seeing how the cigarette companies were treated.

    Yes, we can argue that parents should be more responsible, but parents cannot shield their children completely from outside influences, while -- to a certain extent -- government can. Parents were generally not giving their children cigarettes, but Camel advertising was shown to have produced an effect on children. Fast food restaurants giving "educational field trips" to elementary schools, as I recall from my own childhood, wasn't an altruistic act of these companies, they were in it for the long-tail. Lets not get started on birthday parties... These companies have been worse than the cigarette companies, showing no shame in their actions. As far as I know, I might be wrong, Camel never gave away children's toys, provided playgrounds, gave tours as elementry-school field-trips, nor had "Joe Camel" themed birthday parties. I doubt Camel ever had a man dress up as Joe Camel, blowing balloons (or smoke rings!) at birthday parties.

    1. Re:About time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You never went to Joe Camel birthday parties? Obviously you didn't hang out with the kids who were real smooth characters.

    2. Re:About time... by Rotten · · Score: 1

      Totally agree.

      Parents can do a great job educating their kids, but kids are still exposed to real life. Growing a kid away from real life is impossible. If every kid in the classroom have the happy meal toy, your kid eventually will ask you to take him there....to get his toy, to be like everyone else.

    3. Re:About time... by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      Parents can shield their young kids from fast food by not going there. Junior isn't going to get in the car and drive over. But most parents want these cheap easy tasty kid-friendly restaurants. The same reasons lead to unhealthy school lunches (though here a monopoly on cheapness allows quantity to be limited). Necessarily the food ends up being unhealthy, but kids have high-metabolisms and can get away with eating it occasionally. It's just now with both parents working that fast food becomes too frequent. Clearly the solution is to make it illegal for mothers to work.

    4. Re:About time... by AthleteMusicianNerd · · Score: 1

      There is a difference. One is food, and one is tobacco. The former is necessary to live, the latter is not.

      You think the government can save us from outside influences, but they SUBSIDIZE TOBACCO FARMERS. They have quotas on how much of certain crops farmers can grow. You have cases like "Wikard v. Filbur", the FDA who is comprised of several former Monsanto execs.

      These issues need to remain issues at the local level. If someone back east(or on the other side of the country) is smoking or eating fatty foods, that's their problem. Why does that affect you?

      As always, no one is looking at the root causes of these problems, but rather they are treating the symptoms. This non-sense. The more responsibility you hand over to government, the worse your life is going to get. Just look to the past, they've been destroying everything!

    5. Re:About time... by GiMP · · Score: 1

      While food is necessary to live, breathing is also necessary. What is smoking other than tasty and pleasant, but unhealthy breathing? While we are in arms about lung disease resulting from breathing harmful air, we ignore the heart disease resulting from eating harmful food.

    6. Re:About time... by pipedwho · · Score: 1

      Clearly the solution is to make it illegal for mothers to work.

      You say this almost jokingly. But, you have absolutely identified a significant contributing factor to the obesity epidemic (and many other societal problems IMO).

      Since it became common for women to work, it has meant that the average income per capita has increased. That increase slowly pushed up the cost of living to the point that families could no longer survive on a single average income. Thus forcing most mothers to generate income rather than spending time raising the kids, shopping for healthy produce, cooking the family meals, etc.

      This creates time poor families that depend more and more on external resources to 'raise' the kids and feed the family. So it's no wonder that there appears to be a degeneration of society, an obesity epidemic, and a general race to the bottom for the working class.

      The change over time in the functionality of the family unit has been much faster than society has been able to comfortably adapt. Responsible couples are forced to delay having children while they 'save up' for enough financial security to able to raise kids in their parents' tradition. And couples that don't have the finances to let the mother to stay home are more or less forced out of the option of raising their kids in the way they'd hoped for. The kids of time poor parents tend to get exposed to a barrage of adult concepts and marketing at much younger ages and miss out on the necessarily constant guidance of how to reject those inappropriate messages. The parents are also affected by this, as the additional time and effort required to raise the kids after working the daily grind makes it much harder to make good eating choices. The problem is exacerbated as the kids see and emulate their parental role models. All of this makes it difficult to resist a culture that wants nothing but to suck on the teat of the corporate monster for better or for worse.

      (BTW I'm not advocating actually forbidding mothers from working, but it's a telling observation on the effect of women in general entering the workforce. I don't mean to sound all 'doom and gloom', but there is definitely an element of truth to what I've written.)

    7. Re:About time... by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Your premise is flawed. Please show me a study indicating that eating a happy meal a week is bad for children. Now, you can make the ridiculous argument that, durr, probably smoking a cigarette a week isn't bad either, durr. Of course, I would then make the argument that it wouldn't be. You would then be dumbfounded and have a blank stare on your face.

    8. Re:About time... by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Oh, and lord knows we must not say no to the child and make him not feel like everyone else! One builds the best character by facilitating one's children in being just like everyone else.

    9. Re:About time... by AthleteMusicianNerd · · Score: 1

      Your use of the word "we" is quite vague. I don't ignore the negative affects of smoking or fatty foods. I take them very seriously.

      Do you mean "we" a small group of elitists in Washington, a small group of people governing Santa Clara county, or all of the citizens of the USA?

  43. the stupid need control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is really aimed at those stupid parents who think macdonalds is high cousine, you know, the really poor ignorant masses who don't know any better

  44. Those bastards! by gksmith · · Score: 1

    Now I'm NEVER gonna complete my collection!

  45. more mod abuse, time to burn some excess karma.... by Shakrai · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Hey mods, explain to me what I said in the previous comment that constituted trolling.

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  46. Re:Welcome to Obamanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, because deregulating banks worked so well.

  47. Seems pretty consistent to me by RoadNotTaken · · Score: 0
    With banning cartoon-style advertising of cigarettes. How would people feel if they started giving away free MP3s with purchases of booze (or whatever 21-year-olds are into)...

    I think people need to relax, they're not robbing you of any sort of personal liberty, they're just toning down advertising for products you shouldn't be consuming anyway. It's in the best interest of the whole world.

  48. Once more proving my theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that Californians are fucking stupid.

  49. Re:Welcome to Obamanation by Shakrai · · Score: 1

    Seriously? So a county located in a state makes a law like this, yet it is somehow Obama's fault?

    Why not? A vocal minority around here blamed state and local decisions on GWB for the better part of eight years.....

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  50. Re:Welcome to Obamanation by kthejoker · · Score: 1

    First, "regulating everything" does not equal "massive government control." In fact, government's first and foremost job is to "regulate everything."

    Secondly, that Obama has a philosophy of massive government control is news to me, I haven't seen anything to really indicate that that's the case, care to expand on that?

  51. Here you get carrots, apples, milk and bread by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least in Sweden you can get carrots, apples, milk, and bread with your happy meal. Combined with a hamburger it's almost healthy.

  52. Re:Welcome to Obamanation by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

    Creating tons of new cabinet positions, taking over GM, taking over the banking industry, calling for control over health care, etc.

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  53. purely symbolic, can't build unincorporated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Its purely symbolic, because you cant build in unincorporated land, it becomes automatically incorporated. Basically, its a useless waste of time law with no possible teeth. Remember Santa Clara County v. Southern Pacific Railroad.

  54. State of Dependency by rhaacke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wonder if the people of California could successfully cross the street without their nanny holding their hand.

  55. Preposterous! by sudden.zero · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How is offering toys in happy meals or other fast food meals praying on children when it is the parents buying the food!?! Not to mention what's next? Are they going to take away the play places in all fast food restaurants, because even without the toys my daughter would still want to go to play in the play place! She loves to meet all the kids and play in the tunnels!

  56. Dear concerned parent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you want a happy meal for your kid? Suppose you can't cook your way out of a paper bag with a pair of yellow arcs on it (which is most likely the case). Well then, we have a plan for you.

    Buy a regular meal.
    Buy a toy.
    Stir them together until smooth and creamy. (No, not really.)
    Mess it forth.

    See? Nobody has taken away the joy of happy meal from your kid. Yeah, and walking those 150 yards between McDonalds and Toys"R"Us, or whatever places you usually shop at, is good for you, if not exactly sufficient. Lose some fucking weight already you fat bastard!

  57. Re:Welcome to Obamanation by AshtangiMan · · Score: 1

    That's not Obama's philosophy as much as it is the government's philosophy.

  58. Haha.... so who IS this? by schlick · · Score: 1

    This is Santa Clara County. You know... Silicon Valley. Home of Google and Yahoo! and scads of other Internet companies. Maybe all the googlers and yahoos are out of the loop since they get to eat for free at work.

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  59. Not always by Benfea · · Score: 1

    Price plays a factor too, and the truth is, the cheapest foods are often very bad for you. Try feeding yourself on $100/month/person and see what kind of crap you end up eating. Going after the toys misses the fundamental problem entirely. Give some kind of tax break/subsidy to places that sell items with lots of raw produce instead.

  60. This... by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

    This is just the logical extension of the failed War on (Some) Drugs.

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  61. Re:more mod abuse, time to burn some excess karma. by zero_out · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    People are getting modded down for no good reason. Yesterday I had received -1 Overrated for for 4 comments which had no mods on them already. How can a comment be modded as "Overrated" when it hasn't been rated to begin with? Then when I commented on that, it got modded down -1 Troll x2. Some of them were comments on stories from several days prior. Those were the only mods I had the whole day. -1 x6 for the day, and for no good reason whatsoever. I suspect that somebody, or some group, is specifically targetting me because I posted some opinion that they didn't like. Or maybe I just need a tin foil hat.

    There needs to be a forum on /. where we can just discuss problems with /. or the mod system, rather than discussing it in the comments of stories. I can't email the admin account, because I'm not about to send personal email through the company system, and all webmail sites are blocked; and no, I absolutely will not proxy around it and risk losing my job.

    Perhaps what I really need to do is just not care if I get modded down. That may be a better long term solution.

  62. Legislation is for Lazy Slob Parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have two kids aged 11 and 9. They both know what McDonald's and BurgerKing is. My kids don't eat it PERIOD. Why? Because as a responsbile parent I never fed them that shit and pointed out all the fat ass bastards with their fat ass kids coming out of those restaurants.

    You know what they say. Shit in, shit out.

    Parents get out of their kids what they deicded to put into them.

  63. Re:Welcome to Obamanation by jdigriz · · Score: 1

    Is your proposition that the dissolution of GM, and the banking industry is preferable to government control? The existing people in control drove those industries into the ground, destroying billions and billions of value. Preventing evildoers and/or idiots from screwing over millions of American citizens is the primary goal of Government. It's right there in the preamble of the Constitution "promote the general Welfare.".

  64. Parents can't say NO because kids are "persuasive" by thule · · Score: 1

    According to the Yahoo! article, Supervisor Liz Kniss said:

    "With this kind of ordinance it is really difficult to be first," said Kniss, who voted in favor of the ban. "It is easy to say that we as parents should make the decision but kids can be so persuasive."

    So because parents don't want to be the "bad buy" and make their kids unhappy, we loose a little bit of freedom. Maybe these parents need to learn the word "no" and stop relying on the state.

  65. You CAN control a 3 year old, NOT a 6 year old by Rene+S.+Hollan · · Score: 2, Informative
    Here's why:

    The six year old receives public school instruction about inappropriate touching and who to call if it happens (generally, 911, which leads to CPS).

    The smart six year old threatens his parents with such a call and claim if they DON'T do as he asks.

    Add over-zealous persecution to make quotas, and you find that many parents live in fear of their children. In many cases, the mere accusation is enough to destroy a career, and defending against even an "obviously" baseless charge is very expensive: at the very least bail for accused child molestors is generally set very high.

    Are you going to wager your liberty and everything you own that the CPS worker assigned to investigate you is reasonable?

    Remember, if a worker makes a mistake, and a "bad thing" happens, they get crucified. But, they generally have immunity from prosecution, if they err zealously on the side of caution.

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    1. Re:You CAN control a 3 year old, NOT a 6 year old by RayMarron · · Score: 1

      That's not a smart six year old, it's an evil one. If threatened by such a child, take advantage of the Safe Haven laws and drop that little imp off at the nearest hospital, never to be seen again.

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    2. Re:You CAN control a 3 year old, NOT a 6 year old by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      Here's why:

      The six year old receives public school instruction about inappropriate touching and who to call if it happens (generally, 911, which leads to CPS).

      The smart six year old threatens his parents with such a call and claim if they DON'T do as he asks.

      If your six year old is this evil then you've already failed as a parent and attempting to protect them from McDonalds is pointless.

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    3. Re:You CAN control a 3 year old, NOT a 6 year old by AthleteMusicianNerd · · Score: 1

      A great argument against public education. Not to mention that it's BROKE!

    4. Re:You CAN control a 3 year old, NOT a 6 year old by nedlohs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Smart six year olds do not do that.

      If your six year old does, then clearly you fucked up as a parent and thank your lucky stars they chose that route instead of just murdering you in your sleep just to watch the life drain out of you.

    5. Re:You CAN control a 3 year old, NOT a 6 year old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That, without a doubt, is the stupidest and most paranoid babble I've ever read on slashdot. Even in the infinite galactic sea of stupid that is slashdot, your post is singularity-like -- a staggering black hole of dumbth sucking IQ points of all that wander too near.

      For all the sane replies that point out the only-likely-case of this would be an evil child, not a smart child, take a moment and ask SERIOUSLY, what are the odds of sociopathic spawn? Near nil. And a tyke with the wits to fake this? Slimmer. Hell, I'd put it at spec-fiction levels (Lex Luthor, Artemis Fowl).

      Some tangential thoughts on meta-meta trollage modding: we all know you can somewhat counter being modded a troll by pointing out that the expectation to be modded down. So, the meta question: Does asking make me more or less likely to get modded down? And meta-meta: What's this question do to my odds?

    6. Re:You CAN control a 3 year old, NOT a 6 year old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen this happen in public a couple of times:

      At Blockbuster this kid (he looked around 5 or 6), finishes throwing a huge tantrum and says to his mom: "Get me New Moon or I'll call 911 and tell them that dad was beating me again." WTF?!?!?!

      Another time in the supermarket, I hear some kid screaming in the next isle, "Don't touch me inappropriately!" I'm thinking who talks like that??! So I hop around the corner and all I see is a really embarrassed looking dad and a 5/6 year old kid that was clearly his son. The kid smirks and says to his dad: "So now can I have a Mars bar?" Again, WTF?!?!??!

      Those kids have no idea of the consequences of what they're doing, and are probably just making idle threats. But, if they were to actually end up getting CPS involved, those kids would definitely not be happy with the ensuing saga that followed.

      The strange thing was that neither family looked particular 'rough', and it seemed more like those kids were just repeating things they'd heard at school or seen on TV.

      (BTW, those incidents were like 5 years apart and I don't remember the actual movie from the first example, but it was some new release teeny flick.)

    7. Re:You CAN control a 3 year old, NOT a 6 year old by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      What the hell off the wall shit is this? Huh? If your six year old does that - tell him "later, shithead" and get a new kid. I'm dead serious. Seriously, you just posted something that's completely off the wall crazy and got modded +1 Informative for it.

    8. Re:You CAN control a 3 year old, NOT a 6 year old by Rene+S.+Hollan · · Score: 1
      Kids have two parents that influence them. The incompetence of one should not reflect upon the failure of the other.

      My personal mistake was yielding custody to my ex in our divorce because I had not substantial evidence that she would be a "bad parent", only a gut feeling and any arguments would be speculative.

      Unfortunately, hindsight is 20/20.

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  66. They are banning these toys for the wrong reason by Liambp · · Score: 1

    As a parent who has been forced to purchase a ridiculous quantity of happy meals I am delighted by this ban but not because I am afraid of my kids getting obese. Our house is full of these stupid things: plastic aliens that play one bar of a tune when you twist their ears, toy cars that glow when you push them backwards, tiny dolls that spin when you touch them with a magnetic wand. All of them are really cleverly designed and very well made but without exception they have zero play value. This is way too systematic to be sheer chance. I am convinced that MacDonalds specification for these things contains a design requirement that the kid must get bored with the toy after 10 minutes or when they have finished their happy meal whichever comes sooner.

  67. unhealthful? sweet christ on a bike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, when the f*ck the healthful become a word, let alone unhealthful. What was so wrong with healthy?

  68. How 'bout this by rhaacke · · Score: 1

    Deduct the price of the toy from the happy meal (which they'll do anyway) then make the toy available for the difference.

  69. Re:purely symbolic, can't build unincorporated by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    Its purely symbolic, because you cant build in unincorporated land, it becomes automatically incorporated.

    Uh, wrong.

    Unincorporated land in a California county only becomes incorporated when a new city is created including the land at issue, or when land at issue is annexed to a city; either of which requires action by the county's Local Agency Formation Commission, and neither of which is a prerequisite for building on the land.

  70. I'm all for personal responsibility, BUT... by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    I think it's pretty clear that a large number of folks out there are barely able to clean their butts adequately on a day-to-day basis. Unfortunately, they drive, vote AND reproduce. The reality is that the under 100 IQ crowd probably isn't able to run its own life and does need regulation to avoid hurting themselves.

    What we need to do (collectively) is decide whether we want to help them, or let them kill themselves off and do it in a way that doesn't inconvenience others (driving, voting, reproducing).

    I doubt if we'll ever have the guts to do so.

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  71. Castration.... by XeroSine · · Score: 0

    Why Not nip it in the bud and just ban people in california from reproducing? I mean if they cannot take responsibility as a parent and make their kids eat healthy, then should they even be able to raise a child? I was raised on deep south food as a kid(having lived in all parts of TN, New orleans, and to some extent St Louis), But I'm fit and trim as anyone else in my age group is. Why? Because after all those DELICIOUS meals I worked off the weight, because my parents had the sense to make me do chores and exercise. It isn't the corporations, Nor is it the states problem if your lil timmy is 200 pounds, it lies solely with the parents who raised him, set boundaries, turn off the television(OMG but its so haaaard), It IS possible, I went without a television for 6 years as a kid(from 7 till i was 13), and let me tell you what those were the best years of my childhood.So Yeah, My statement still stands, Ban californians from reproducing, Problem solved(special permits to be issued to parents who pass an IQ test).

  72. Stoopid, BS logic by kenh · · Score: 1

    Delgado told the supervisors that parents who come into his clinic say they often buy Happy Meals and other fast food for their children because of the toys that are included.

    Uh, yeah right - otherwise, if not for the toys, these parents would have gone home and prepared a balanced, sensible meal for their child, but because a hot wheels car is offered, they feed their kids happy meals...

    Delgado said that the obese children coming into his clinic include a 5-year-old with Type-2 diabetes.

    One kid?! He's extrapolating a pattern across the county based on one 5 year-old?

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  73. Re:Welcome to Obamanation by rhaacke · · Score: 1

    Government's job is most certainly NOT to regulate everything. Government sucks at everything except what it is supposed to do. Namely, provide for defense, international relations, a just court system and coining money. Come to think of it they suck at those things too.

  74. DO it right... by tarlss · · Score: 1

    If you're actually going to legislate things so that people buy healthy food do this:
    Fix prices so that HEALTHY FOOD is as CHEAP as BAD FOOD
    or vice versa.

    McDonalds et al. is able to sell effectively because of their huge marketing engine and ability to leverage factory-style production methods to produce food. Often this food is low quality and cheap and terrible.

    The obvious answer is to offer subsidies to families/grocers/restaurants to allow them to compete with these outlets at price. You'll never be successful at asking people to increase their food budget to buy healthy meals. You will be successful at making the choice between a healthy sandwich and a burger a matter of taste rather than price/quantity. If people choose to be unhealthy when it comes down to a matter of taste and choice...then quite frankly it's not your business anymore, is it?

  75. 30.5% of children in CA are obese or overweight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Why I normally want the government to stay out of my life, I actually agree with this. Anything that helps break the cycle of unhealthy food choices in this country is a good thing. The toys are in the meals for one reason, marketing has shown that it helps sell more food, so lets take away the toys. And yes there are a large number of parents who are to stupid/lazy to put limitation in place on there kids and there food intake, and unfortunately we need to have the government step in and protect their children. Some interesting figures from the Trust for America's Health (TFAH), in 2009 California had 30.5% of the children classified as obese or overweight. http://healthyamericans.org/reports/obesity2009/

    I think we can all agree that health issues cost us all a lot of money not to mention what it is doing to these children physically, and if we can get even a few healthier kids by taking away some stupid plastic toys lets do it.

  76. Re:Welcome to Obamanation by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

    The government owns and is ultimately responsible for several major corporations now. Obama was calling for the heads of specific CEOs.

    Don't get me wrong, those companies did run themsleves into the ground. But when the government owns and controls corporations, that is an increase in government control.

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  77. Since we're accepting absurd explanations by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    "The Government has spent billions of dollars educating Americans about better food, and we've gotten fatter and dumber as a result."

    I personally think that it was the billions of Government dollars spent on dropping bombs and killing people that lead to us growing fatter and dumber.

    1. Re:Since we're accepting absurd explanations by benj_e · · Score: 1

      Did you pay to get that stupid, or is it all self-non-taught?

      The food pyramid has been around for decades now. That is a direct educational outreach, with boatloads of cash going to preaching that message. The Government also has educational programs for teachers, nutritionists, and other "professionals."

      The take away from all this is that it has done no good, and may have done considerable harm, since we are fatter than ever.

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  78. The real problem is the price! by kenh · · Score: 1

    Why didn't the legislators go after the low-ball prices on the Happy Meals, pricing the food & toy packages under cost to attract low-income families to try and save some money by buying lower-cost meals for their children? They are, in effect, forcing lower-income families to feed their kids this unhealthy food because it is cheaper than the healthy food...

    They should ban all discounted children's meals unless the restaurant serves only healthy foods in their discounted children's meals...

    Then again, why not just ban the fast food resturants, since we'll al be on public healthcare soon enough, why should I subsidise your excessive healthcare costs because you are overly fond of bacon cheese burgers?

    I am, of course, being sarcastic - the nanny state isn't against free-choice, they are for limiting the choices you can select from - that's entirely different...

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  79. Arizona thanks you! by RayMarron · · Score: 1

    Thank you, Santa Clara, for taking some heat off Arizona (even if only momentarily) in the stupid legislation department!

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  80. But it's ok to send them to Catholic School by trevc · · Score: 1, Insightful

    How about baning parents from sending their kids to Catholic schools?

  81. Re:more mod abuse, time to burn some excess karma. by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    You have to understand the purpose of moderation which is to make sure that those who share popular views aren't exposed to arguments that might undermine their fragile beliefs.

    BTW, I disagree with your point, but have no desire to see it hidden behind the moderation baby barrier.

  82. Kinder Eggs banned in the US?! by zero_out · · Score: 1

    Speaking of banning toys "packaged" with food, who here knows what Kinder Eggs are? All my European friends, raise your hands. They're the hollow chocolate eggs with a plastic pellet inside that contains a toy. The best part about the toy is that you usually have to put it together, like a GI Joe vehicle. They're very popular in Europe, and have been for decades. However, despite the fact that the packaging explicitly states, in serveral language, that they are not suitable for children under 3 years of age, they are banned in the US because they're a choking hazard. The other reason is that the toy is inedible, and not allowed to be completely enclosed within a food item. The law that is applied in this case was created to outlaw placing rocks, razors, or other hazards within processed foods, with the intent to cause harm.

  83. Re:Welcome to Obamanation by BoberFett · · Score: 1

    Government's job is to regulate everything?

    You couldn't be more wrong.

  84. In defense of McDonalds by McBeer · · Score: 1

    I see McDonalds taking a lot of flak from people here. Just thought I'd point out that the food there isn't necessarily bad for you. My favorite meal is a McChicken, Fruit & Walnut Salad, Yougurt, and Diet Dr. Pepper. Lets compare that to equivalent menu items (kids turkey sandwhich, fuit cup, yogurt, and diet drink) from Panera Bread Co

    McDonalds: 700 Calories (240 from fat. No trans fat), 960mg sodium, 48g sugar. $4.70
    Panera: 650 calories (190 from fat. No trans fat), 1270 sodium, 45g sugar. $12 (estimated)

    really about the same. I eat there quite a bit and am fit as a fiddle because I choose sensible options when I'm there, don't eat there every day, and exercise regularly.

    Admittedly, if you decide to pound down a large big mac combo (sandwhich, drink, and fries) and treat yourself to a McFlurry, you're going to have 1910 calories (630 from fat, 2.5g trans fat), 1660mg sodium, and 167g sugar which is pretty much 100% of your daily allotment of all of those. But I don't see McDonald's being at fault if you want to over eat.

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  85. Healthy or not, it's not the Govt's place by EriktheGreen · · Score: 1

    It's interesting how many people here are discussing whether this is a good law(ordinance, ruling) or not based on whether the food in question is healthy or not, or whether such a choice should be left to parents.

    No one seems to notice that the really scary thing happening here is that the government is using its power to control free choice under cover of doing something "for the good of all" based on one small group of people's views on things they have no expertise in.. nutrition, child behavior, or even parenting skills.

    Few people would disagree with the general statement that "McDonalds' food is unhealthy", vague as it is. A better statement would be that "McDonalds food contains large amounts of undesirable food substances, and consumption should be limited to benefit health" or maybe even "Don't feed your kids Big Macs every day, they'll get too much fat and cholesterol".

    The problem here is that the government is essentially accepting as fact that A) McDonalds food should not be eaten by children B) That inclusion of toys in happy meals encourages children to eat there, even though their parents make the ultimate decision, and C) That it's the government's responsibility to protect those children from their parents' choices.

    The government here is supporting one corporation (McDonalds) less than another (all other restaurants without toys). If this doesn't tick you off as much as Halliburton getting no-bid contracts, it should.

    It doesn't matter if the idea behind the ruling was a good or bad one... actually, it wouldn't matter if McDonalds was serving carcinogenic hamburgers. The government, any government at any level, needs to abandon the idea that it "knows better" and keep its hands off its citizens... the people it's supposed to be serving, not herding. If the experts within the government (FDA) decide that food is harmful, they have the authority to stop its sale, explicitly granted them by the people of this country. If a state, county, or town representative disagrees, tough luck. It's none of their business, and they have no more right to try to control those things than any other citizen.

    Erik

  86. Entitlement culture. by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

    By essentially rejecting self-determination they are asking for an increasingly oppressive government. This is the consequence of an entitlement culture which apparently is unwilling to deal with life's responsibilities and instead turns to the government to alleviate the difficulties of life. The government regulating what we can do is a logical extension of this. If they're going to be providing more and more services it's only logical they start resorting to these measures from both economic and social standpoints. Politicians have grown increasingly arrogant, seeing themselves as society's caretakers.

  87. Re:more mod abuse, time to burn some excess karma. by Peach+Rings · · Score: 1

    The negative mod categories are Troll, Flamebait, Offtopic, Redundant, and Overrated. Someone who's just being a dumbass isn't really trolling or off topic, so unless they're repeating someone else's point (Redundant) Overrated is used to bury it. Edit your view settings if you disagree with it.

    I can't email the admin account, because I'm not about to send personal email through the company system, and all webmail sites are blocked; and no, I absolutely will not proxy around it and risk losing my job.

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  88. Healthfood sucks by MasaMuneCyrus · · Score: 1

    Healthfood sucks. Seriously. I lived in Japan for a year. I could eat whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted, and as much as I wanted. and I still lost weight. American junk food has to be some of the grossest, fattening food on the planet (and the most delicious, but that's another story). Sure, I would like to eat healthily, though, like I did in Japan, but what options does that give me? I can eat a salad..... or a different salad. I can go to a restaurant with a menu of salads. I suppose there are sandwiches, too. So now we're up to two choices when I want to eat healthy.

    In Japan, nearly everything is healthier and lighter than its American equivalent, including the fried food. There are terribly unhealthy choices, too, but there are as many ways to eat reasonably healthy food over there as there are types of fast food in America. Americans do not have an aversion to health food, they have an aversion to eating the same shitty, expensive health food every day.

    Signed,
    Everyone outside of the East and West Coasts that doesn't have delicious, cheap, and many varieties of healthy or moderately-healthy food.

    1. Re:Healthfood sucks by Facegarden · · Score: 1

      Healthfood sucks. Seriously. I lived in Japan for a year. I could eat whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted, and as much as I wanted. and I still lost weight. American junk food has to be some of the grossest, fattening food on the planet (and the most delicious, but that's another story). Sure, I would like to eat healthily, though, like I did in Japan, but what options does that give me? I can eat a salad..... or a different salad. I can go to a restaurant with a menu of salads. I suppose there are sandwiches, too. So now we're up to two choices when I want to eat healthy.

      In Japan, nearly everything is healthier and lighter than its American equivalent, including the fried food. There are terribly unhealthy choices, too, but there are as many ways to eat reasonably healthy food over there as there are types of fast food in America. Americans do not have an aversion to health food, they have an aversion to eating the same shitty, expensive health food every day.

      Signed,
      Everyone outside of the East and West Coasts that doesn't have delicious, cheap, and many varieties of healthy or moderately-healthy food.

      Hell, I agree, and I live in the west coast. In Santa Clara county actually, where this legislation was passed. I only have a couple options around my work, and I get sick of sub sandwiches or a salad every day, so I even used to go to Burger King a couple times a month just for some damn variety. I wish we had more japanese style food, that stuff is great.

      Its really hard to find a good lunch near me that has less than 800 calories, will fill me up, and I won't get sick of after a little while.

      Luckily my girlfriend decided to start making me lunches recently, and I eat way better now. Best thing ever.
      -taylor

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    2. Re:Healthfood sucks by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      Hells yes!

      Sometimes I want to personally punch whoever decided to associate healthy food with over-priced, "organic", overly-done-up small proportions served with bad coffee.

    3. Re:Healthfood sucks by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Presumably, if more people bought the nicer food (and less people bought Burger King) there'd eventually be more healthy options available.

      It's certainly the case in this city that the poorer areas have worse fast food: fried chicken, kebabs, burgers, fish and chips, pizza. The richer areas still have fast food, but it's nicer and usually healthier: Thai take-away, pasta, a French sandwich place, organic noodle bar, etc.

    4. Re:Healthfood sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up!

      The last time I was in the States (Silicon Valley specifically) I drove around for nearly two hours before I found a restaurant to eat at that looked even remotely 'healthy'. And, even then, the food was overly fatty/rich and 99% of the drinks on the menu were rubbish.

  89. Aren't you special by kenh · · Score: 1

    Perosnally i try and teach my kids to be aware of advertisements and that they are all lies. Many people just don't have the time or the intelligence to teach their kids that.

    And how is it that you have the intelligence and time to teach your children but others don't? What makes you so special?

    I'm right there with you the responsibilities of "parenting", but you too easily conclude that "parenting" and "legislation" are interchangeable. Parents that abdicate responsibility to the state are no longer parents, they are merely sponsors of underdeveloped citizens...

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  90. Re:more mod abuse, time to burn some excess karma. by zero_out · · Score: 1

    Someone who's just being a dumbass isn't really trolling or off topic, so unless they're repeating someone else's point (Redundant) Overrated is used to bury it.

    I would say that it actually falls under Troll, but that's my opinion. I see your point of view. I still wonder why I would get -1 Overrated x4 in a day, on comments that didn't have any previous mod, and have no other mods the whole day (other than the -1 Troll x2 for saying that getting -1 Overrated on an unrated comment makes no sense).

    Edit your view settings if you disagree with it.

    I may be a bit dense, but after spending significant time searching everywhere I can think of, I have yet to find that setting. Please, point me in a more specific direction, because I'd really like to know where it is.

    Do you ever go home?

    Yeah, but by the time I get home, /. seems a lot less important, and it just isn't worth the effort. I wonder if that's more of a commentary about /., my home life, or work. Perhaps I should ponder that.

  91. Re:more mod abuse, time to burn some excess karma. by tbannist · · Score: 1

    Obviously someone thought you were being deliberately dense. The obvious conclusion that you should have drawn was the serving terribly unhealthy food was the "taking advantage" part, banning the toy is just the kick to the pants to make them change.

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  92. Word of the day by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

    unconstitutional
    -adjective
    not constitutional; unauthorized by or inconsistent with the constitution, as of a country.

  93. Sadly the best solution is not practical by fhuglegads · · Score: 1

    If I were the owner of a fast food restaurant in Santa Clara County I'd try to close down my business and let the people of Santa Clara lose jobs over it.

    You can't do anything like that though because you'd be out so much money, both past and future.

    TFA says "County officials vote to ban toys and other promotions that restaurants offer with high-calorie children’s meals."

    What I would do if the law actually read that way is just say "Free toy with any meal purchase." Let adults and kids have them regardless of what they order.

  94. Is anyone else out there... by kungfugleek · · Score: 1

    ...craving a double cheeseburger right about now?

    1. Re:Is anyone else out there... by horza · · Score: 1

      No, but I am for a little mermaid figure.

      Phillip.

  95. decoupling by cgenman · · Score: 1

    Not to defend a nanny law or anything, but they're not banning *selling* toys in fast food resturants. What they're doing is decoupling sales of unhealthy food from sales of toys and other attractants. Let's say your happy meal costs 3 dollars. Some of that cost is coming from the food, and some is coming from the toy. The fast food restaurant puts them together because they know kids really want the toy, and while the parents won't randomly buy them a toy they do have to buy them dinner. The toy is a tool to manipulate parents to buying their kids this food.

    The county says that within their borders, they don't want that toy to be used as a lever to get parents to buy the whole package. Sell them separately. Or just sell the happy meal without the toy. If the parent wants to get them the food, that's fine. If the parent wants to get them the toy, that's fine. But no forcing the parent to buy their kid unhealthy food just to get them to shut up about a toy. The parent can choose what parts they want to buy. Or the restaurants will decide they don't really want to be in the market of selling toys. That is their choice.

    There are other areas where it is in the public interest to decouple unrelated services or products from eachother. Toys and Food are not related to eachother, and doing so in this way is a form of heavy handed market manipulation. I hate nanny rules, and California has made me face plant more and more often these days. But forcing restaurants to sell food on the value of the food, and toys on the value of the toy, actually kind of makes sense. I'm glad someone is experimenting in this area, and I look forward to seeing (from the east coast) how it turns out.

  96. Re:more mod abuse, time to burn some excess karma. by Jaxoreth · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but by the time I get home, /. seems a lot less important, and it just isn't worth the effort

    Looks like you just answered your own question.

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  97. I mostly agree. by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

    We can't have the government protect us from everything...moreover the government shouldn't protect us from everything. We need to learn to be responsible for our actions and to resist the temptation of short term perks with long-term consequences.

    But the slippery slope runs the other direction too... Without the government regulating corporate behavior, they'll take any advantage they can.
     

    So where should the line be drawn? Well, I think food is over the line. Most restricted things, like alcohol, gambling, and tobacco offer little or no benefit, where food at least offers nourishment and is necessary for you to live.

    If we weren't talking fast food and inculcating the habit of eating high calorie meals with low nutritional content - I'd be among the first to agree with you. But to take 'food' as a single category without distinction is dangerous. Food offers nourishment and is required to live, granted, but fast food shortens that life and profits only the corporation in the long run. Not that I'm a 'pure food no mega corp' hardliner mind you - I just don't care for the fast food companies and their predatory practices. The product they peddle offers little benefit and poses severe health risks over the long term, just like alcohol and tobacco. And similarly they should be restricted from marketing to children.

  98. If Parents are required to be responsible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why don't we require a license to be a parent? You know, not everyone who is a parent did so by choice, or has the slightest clue (or motivation) how to go about it. There's intense social pressure to be a good parent, but damn little support when you're not rich. McDonald's is dirt cheap. There's a British TV Chef who came over here with the state goal of making Americans eat healthier. He broke down in Tears on the Conan O'brian show (maybe it was Leno) when the host pointed out Americans eat like crap because that's all they can afford. I've been trying to eat healthy, but I'm running out of money. I'm going to have to go back to crap too...

  99. What About Crayons at Dennys by aarenz · · Score: 1

    I wonder if they will have to stop giving out crayons at Dennys and other places for kids. I know that makes me want to eat there. I suggest that there is little that you can purchase at most chain restaurants that would fall in a menu plan put out by a dietician. I suggest they should tax the meals $50 each if they do not come up to good health standards and maybe people will eat at home. Of course then they will just pop out some boxed dinner which may be even worse.

  100. Simpson episode? by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    Why not the entire series where both parents fail to parent at any time. And the viewers of that show have mistaken a parody/satire of bad families as a rolemodel. Homer is NOT a guide, he is a warning.

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    1. Re:Simpson episode? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      You mean the show where every who watches knows it entertainment and not a role model, but other people whine and complain that people who watch it use it as a role model?

      The Simpson is a look at society. A clever one at that.

      Don't do what Homer doesn't do.

      heh

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  101. Simple. Change the toy policy. by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

    Change the toy policy -- any meal valued at more than (say) $5 gets a toy on request (subject to stock on hand) at some nominal charge. It doesn't matter if the food is for the parent or the kid. This decouples the toy from the McFood as the county board desires, but the parents and kids still get what THEY want.

    Jack in the Box will give out their antenna balls to anyone that asks, but that's near-free advertising.

    Mal-2

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  102. Both sides of this argument are dreamers. by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    It is argued that both communism and capitalism relies on the goodness of people. In communism, the people must be good so they work hard regardless of lack of financial reward. In capitalism people must be good, so that the wealth of a few is not abused to the point the have nots have nothing whatsoever including freedom.

    The people who believe in personal responsibility dream that people will handle their responsibility responsible. The people who believe in government regulation, believe the government will handle the responsibilities responsible.

    If there was no speed limit, people would drive 200 miles per hour accross a school play ground and the fining speeders is at the same time a good source of income while the government does nothing to actually stop the speeding (by removing the speeders from the roads, preverably in my personal opinion by using the in accident simulations).

    Meanwhile moderate people are caught between a rock and a hard place. Must you sit in between smokers who give others cancer for their addiction or ban all smoking everywhere because else no smoker will consider anyone else around them?

    there simply is no balanced answer. People suck at living in a modern world were everything is possible but lots can't be done because there is no space in a million+ city.

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  103. Re:more mod abuse, time to burn some excess karma. by Peach+Rings · · Score: 1

    It's not exposed in the shitty new web 2.0 configuration panel, so you have to know the trick. When you click the comment view options, open it in a new window instead of letting the little floating dialog open. All of the real options pages have more options than you can see otherwise.

  104. I only take my kid to McDonald's once a year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She gets to pick on her birthday where she wants to go, it's always there. TBH, I did it twice this year, she spent an evening in the ER starving and very ill, she kept asking to eat and her mother promised McD's when it was all over, so against my preferences, I got her some chicken nuggets and fries.

    I'm all for personal responsibility, but this one isn't so clear cut. The only reason she wants to go to McDonald's is that she's bombarded with ads. I don't mind her watching some cartoons, but if you want a lesson in how effective advertising is, listen to an eight year old after watching some ads on Cartoon Network (she even thinks Bendaroos rock, I keep telling her they suck).

    Now you have a kid, who is told that food can make you very sick if you eat it often each and every time she asks for it, yet she wants it constantly, cause the ads make it look fun (the toy is only part of that). I suspect this is fairly common. I don't think my kid needs to be a social pariah and never watch anything on TV, but this is something that comes with it and it kind of sucks. These companies' ads very much do prey on children. Maybe we only gave in an extra time when she was very, very sick, but someone else might give in just because the child is having a tough time with a divorce, new school, etc.

    Overall, I don't need this to keep my kid off McD's most of the time, but I can see how it's a hassle for many parents and some may actually benefit from this. Or, if it's all about personal responsibility I say the cigarette companies start showing ads with Joe Camel smoking on tv again...

  105. I must be the oddball out. by trytoguess · · Score: 1

    Truth be told, I just see this as a law not limiting it's citizens, but a major corporation from screwing with our kids minds, and making them want something I consider maybe borderline food. It's not like you're forbidden from getting little Johnny, or Suzie a cheap piece of 99 cents toy if you still feel like it.

  106. Re:They are banning these toys for the wrong reaso by yorktown · · Score: 1

    As a parent who has been forced to purchase a ridiculous quantity of happy meals I am delighted by this

    I wonder how your child forces you to buy happy meals? Did you give him a Glock for his birthday? Does he threaten to burn down your home if he doesn't get that happy meal? Before you ask - yes, I don't have kids. But I'm able to repeatedly say no when I used to get those telemarketing calls. Why can't parents do the same with their kids?

  107. Jesus christ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This thread is filled with 100% grade A stupid.

    I can't believe there are people here making the "corporate exploitation" argument. We aren't talking about corporations working children nearly to death on 15 hour jobs, you fucking liberal nutjobs - we are talking about a TOY.

    Little Johnny isn't going to die because he ate McDonald's. He isn't going to lose an arm. And acting like he is by throwing up some ridiculous strawman ("But he will learn to like unhealthy food, and keep eating it, and die of heart disease by the time he is 30!") is completely disingenous.

    There are times with the libertarian "personal responsibility" argument goes way too far, and we've seen alot of those times recently. This IS NOT ONE OF THEM.

    Regulating shit as stupid as this makes ACTUAL, IMPORTANT regulation difficult. Wondering why we aren't getting useful climate change or banking regulations? It's because governments are wasting too much fucking time trying to figure out how to regulate fast food and video games.

    But go ahead and fiddle while Rome burns. Hey, we might live in an economically devastated and enviromentally ruined country, but at least little Johnny isn't playing GTA and eating a Big Mac!

  108. Kind of blatantly biased propaganda??? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    "kinda blatantly biased propaganda"???

    That movie was a total joke. It was an out right lie. It's real simple. They were trying to claim that eating McDonald's for a month was making his liver fail? Seriously? There are only two explanations for that claim. 1) He was already seriously ill when he started, or 2) His illness was faked.

    Given that I personally heard him admit to faking scenes in his TV show, and claiming that it was his right to do so, I would put my money on it being a fake. Super Size Me was a completely blatant lie, and it is sad that there are people naive enough to believe it. Of course, it's hip to hate McDonald's, so it doesn't surprise me that people do.

  109. Great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is actually a great idea.

    Screw all the people who rant about over legislating. Kids want toys! If it wasnt for toys then kids wouldnt be hooked on this shit food.

    It is so simple its brilliant.

  110. In Soviet California... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Gulag Meal bans YOU!!!

  111. instead of this by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

    Why don't they make a law that would really make a difference. Ban fat women from buying tight streach pants, bikinis, and short t-shirts. Limit their clothing choices to the camping department (tents, etc).

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  112. Why bother having parents when you've got big bro? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Basically, this is the same type of bullshit that makes the entire state democrats.. NO NEED FOR PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY.

    How about this, parents, don't take your kids to McDonalds? How's that sound?

    California is a joke; between Boxer, Feinstein, Arnold, and Obama.. why bother needing to do anything? Sit on your fat ass, do nothing, ask for government dole, and don't take responsibility.

    This country has become a pathetic excuse filled with whiners who take no personal responsibility.

    What is worse, not only is lack of personal responsibility ok, it's encouraged by our president. 50% of Americans tow the cart while the other 50% sit in it. Obama thinks thats ok.

    Remind me again why I left that state? Oh that's right, I don't want to work my ass off and receive nothing, while everybody else is unemployed and the government is paying them to be.

  113. Belial6, you are right and absolutely fantastic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you suppose it's a lie that anyone living on a deskjob sallary for 12 hours a day having only a 3000 calorie high saturated-fat lunch can be metabolized with a mere 15 minutes of labor at the end of the day with account of a fair breakfast and dinner in tow. Well, perhaps if it was a diet-soda beverage with that excellent nervous-system stimulator Aspartame, hold the dressing and cheese from the burger, stave-away the ketchup from fries, maybe we can lower the energy consumption, but then I needed that energy-drink around 1pm to give me that extra 4-hour boost. Yes, that's it: I need a 4-hour boost to survive me of this labor-intensive deskjob to reach my dinner and television-couch.

    What do you think, Belial6? *BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*

    It's obviously not about the food, it's a metabolic disorder. I've seen many flat-chested construction workers with flat-chests that can outperform those lazy big-bellied basketball players eating the same foods they advertise. Yep, it all has to do with workload. Can the McDonald's diet work for you, it all depends on your activity leel.

    What do you think, Belial6? *BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*

  114. Vote them out, ALL D and R's ALL OF EM! by myspace-cn · · Score: 0

    Vote these officials out.

    I mean wtf, come on.

    We have big problems in America, and officials have time to regulate fricking toys?

    What about the HFCS crap in the FOOD for god sakes!? OR Sodium.

    They're dealing with fucking toys while our monetary system is going to shit.

  115. What I can't get over is ... by newhoggy · · Score: 1

    how many people can't tell the difference between individual liberty and corporate liberty. A corporation is not a person.

    No one is preventing you as an individual from buying fast food nor preventing you from buying toys and if you really wanted your kid to have both you are still free to do so.

  116. This is nuts by mysidia · · Score: 1

    The foods the toys sold with are neither healthy nor unhealthy.

    It's overall diets that are healthy or unhealthy.

    Also, it is healthy to eat something with a large number of calories sometimes, as in on rare occasion, just with exercise, and not frequently.

    It is not good to keep kids away from common food items, it may result in them indulging in them later in life, because they were 'forbidden fruit'

    The California county's policy is fundamentally unhealthy, from a balanced diet point of view.

    People who live happier lives, because they can enjoy themselves from time to time, with a tasty [but greasy salty] burger, or what have you, are better off for it.

  117. Re:more mod abuse, time to burn some excess karma. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Probably because a single mod wanted to mod you down for something they already posted to, so instead, they burned their points modding you down elsewhere. And overrated is not subject to metamod under the old rules, so it's done so it doesn't have metamoderators looking at the mods, but those rules have changed.

  118. A quote from the NY times by TouchAndGo · · Score: 1

    The New York times has a quote from the board president, Ken Yeager, saying “Why would a kid say ‘I want a burger with fries’? It’s the toys that they want.” I'm wondering how out of touch you have to be if you're asking why a kid would say they want a burger and fries. They're not going to ask for a salad regardless of how much you legislate things.

  119. Adult Burger Market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's only logical that McDonalds focuses its advertising on children considering the fact that they have already cornered the adult burger market.

  120. Is this even legal? by m509272 · · Score: 1

    Is this even legal?

  121. Italy have already done better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.aeforum.org/reg_env/italy.html

    Italian law states that children under 14 must not be used in TV commercials or promotions. Advertising restrictions to children have been introduced elsewhere, including Sweden,. Norway, Canada, Belgium, Denmark, Malaysia and Ireland.

    The corporations only have the rights we grant them. All these protective laws will need to be updated to account for Internet TV.
    The stupid and lazy are easily manipulated and that manipulation can cause harm to all the rest of society - it IS our duty to protect them from themselves, just the same way as we FORCE people to wear seatbelts in cars.

    Here in Switzerland, you're legally obliged to have basic health insurance, and this is often subsidised by the gummint if you're hard up. It's good - it keeps overall costs down if everyone has instant access to medical assistance.
    Three cheers for Santa Clara County's officials having the balls to stand up against the advertising "industry" - aka. blood-sucking parasites.

  122. Re:more mod abuse, time to burn some excess karma. by ikefox · · Score: 1

    I'm no mod, but it was a silly comment. Of course the fast food companies are taking advantage - that's capitalism. They're taking advantage of a demand - it doesn't matter whether demand for Happy Meals didn't exist before McDonalds, it just matters that there is demand for them now which McDonalds takes advantage of to make money. Is that so difficult to understand?

  123. Re:As a parent of two children... 3 for me. by aqk · · Score: 0

    When your kids get older are you going to be in favor of a ban on alcohol as well?

    Well, no of course not. They will be adults.

    To extend your argument- if we sell 'em sugar-fried cholesterol chocolate-cereal bombs, why not hook the kiddies on alcohol, cigarettes and cocaine also?
    They're kids, fer chrissake!
    They do not know the difference between Ronaldbugers, cocaine or nicotine.
    And it seems, from what I've seen on /. so far. neither do the parents.
    .. oh wait- you're all fatty American /. tubolards (no children) in mom's basement, with a poster of Ol' Ronald and Batman above your Macintosh.

    It's weird- I'm a Canadian, and the moment I cross the border, (HONEST!) the weight of the average porker I see goes up immensely!
    And it's not just my imagination. Many other Canadians have observed this disturbing phenomenon also.
    god knows what Europeans and Asian see..!
    Haven't you realized this yet? YOU AMERICANS ARE FAT. YOU ARE GROSS!

  124. Re:more mod abuse, time to burn some excess karma. by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

    How can you disagree with his point? He said:

    I wasn't aware that including a toy with a meal was "taking advantage"

    It's very hard to understand how one can possibly disagree with what he said.

  125. Re:Welcome to Obamanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Creating tons of new cabinet positions
    Oh? The President's cabinet still includes the VP, 15 executive positions, and a few others with the same status (EPA administrator, White House Chief of Staff, UN Ambassador, etc.) (source: whitehouse.gov).

    > taking over GM
    Yeah, which was probably a good move considering our tanking economy and the reliance big chunks of our country have on that single company. And just recently GM paid the US taxpayers back in full, with interest.

    > taking over the banking industry
    This is clearly hyperbole: the banking industry was headed for the shitter (and was taking our economy with it) so the gov't. bailed them out; it certainly did not *take over* the banking industry. Sure, the bailout was ugly and even liberals like me hated it, but it seemed like the right move at the time and our economy is much better off. Since that time, even people like Greenspan have admitted that the economy needs more regulation because free market forces don't seem to provide enough protection from things like banks selling junk bonds and such.

    > calling for control over health care
    I'm sick of the "socialism" mantra poisoning the well of healthcare reform. The bill that just passed (among other things) prevents healthcare companies from denying coverage to children with pre-existing conditions, extends the age of coverage to 26 (I think) for children of people with health plans, and provides tax breaks to small businesses who provide coverage to employees. These are very reasonable controls on an industry that provides an essential service to Americans. Should we let a profit-driven free market sort out how to take care of people? I think that's unwise and the system needs regulation; I'm pleased we just got some.

    >, etc.
    Should I just refer to the standard teabagger's set of talking points for the rest of your list?

  126. ban toys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are going to ban the toy, but keep the food? Wouldn't banning the food and keeping the toy make more sense?

  127. I agree by FreakyGreenLeaky · · Score: 1

    I too do not like my kids to eat unhealthful food. It's very badful.

    1. Re:I agree by FreakyGreenLeaky · · Score: 1

      erm, scratch that. I haven't had my 4th cup of coffee this morning yet.

    2. Re:I agree by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      Why would you want to "scratch that"? Your first post seemed to make sense; I hate the usage of "healthful", etc.

    3. Re:I agree by FreakyGreenLeaky · · Score: 1

      I agree, "healthful" doesn't sound right.

      Anyway, after posting I did a few quick searches (after I doubted myself), and sure enough, it's a legit word. Loathsome as it is.

    4. Re:I agree by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      Wow. All I can say is "Wow.". I never bothered to look it up, because I've never heard the word until the last year or so. I thought that some idiot couldn't be bothered to learn English. Every time I hear/read that word, I feel like going into spasms, and scratching my skin off.

      Only at this point in time I find out it's a legit. word? What the...?

      Wow.

      Thanks for looking it up. I would never have even considered looking it up, if it weren't for you. I really appreciate it.

  128. Most parents are crap by Snaller · · Score: 1

    as long as you allow every idiot to have children - laws are the only way to try and reign them in.

    Good for California.

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  129. Re:They are banning these toys for the wrong reaso by Liambp · · Score: 1

    In an ideal world my kids would never eat junk food and always eat their fresh green vegetables. They would never sulk or cry or act selfishly. They wouldn't fight with their siblings and they would never watch TV or play video games when the Sun is shining outside. They would head off to bed at 8pm sharp without a word of dissent. In an ideal world they would obey me instantly in all things and always respect my judgement as their father.

    Unfortunately in this real world that we live in being a parent is a bit like being a politician. You have to pick your battles. Sometimes you have to compromise and sometimes you have to hold the line. Most of the time you are never quite sure where the line even is.

    Actually, do you know what? That is not so unfortunate at all. When I look at my beautiful kids with all their individual foibles and eccentricities I realise just how lucky I am. They have turned out to be really great kids and terrific unique individuals. I love them more than life itself. I would not raise them any other way.

  130. Misread title by Lyrael · · Score: 1

    Did anybody else read that as Santa Claus banning toys?...

  131. Re:more mod abuse, time to burn some excess karma. by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    What writer Donald Hall said about writing applies here as well "context is all".

  132. Unintended consequences by TheABomb · · Score: 1

    Won't taking the toys away just give the kids less incentive to play and BURN OFF THE CALORIES?

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  133. I can't stand hypocrites by scum1 · · Score: 1

    I can't stand people who on one hand want to restrict you but on the other want personal freedom. How is this any different than the right wing trying to tell you what to do. Is it ok for the government to tell people how to live their lives as long as you agree with it? So you can't feed your kids fast food but you can get an abortion? I am pro choice but that includes the choice to raise my kids as I see fit as long as I am not abusing them. I really want others to just butt out of my business. You can't force people to have kids or to eat healthy. I give you a prime example. Got to your local elementary school and check out the "Healthy" lunches they are trying to get kids to eat. Watch the kids throw out the veggies, 1% milk, and other healthy options. I watch tray after tray full of food thrown away because they are not going to eat it. They will go hungry first. There is nothing the government can do to make people be healthier. They could close all restaurants and people would still eat bad food at home. Lets ban computers,video games, and TV for everyone! They contribute to everyones obesity as much as fast food. Lets ban lights as well so that way we will all get the proper amount of sleep since staying up late in the dark is just no fun. We can ban cars so people will walk more. Heck if kids had to walk 2 or 3 miles to and from school each day they would be a lot more healthier. Where do we stop? Probably at the point where something you like is banned.