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  1. Re:Only On Slashdot on Avatar, Has Sci-fi Found Its Heaven's Gate? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Joss Whedon is a derivative hack who can't help be defile every thing he touches with some sort of adolescent fantasy involving shitty, super-powered, little girls. Then his shows get canceled and the fucker throws a tantrum a 7 year old would envy, killing off all the likable characters and pile driving what little story there was face first into the fucking ground.

  2. Avatar - Has Sci-fi Found its FUCKING FURRIES on Avatar, Has Sci-fi Found Its Heaven's Gate? · · Score: -1, Redundant

    I avoided all shitty shitty hype for this movie.
    I saw the trailer when I went to see Inglorious Basterds (good, but dumb, and also insanely over hyped).

    Avatar is shit and is for shitty fucking furries.

    (Oh, and for you assholes, "and also" is correct. "And" is my list joiner and "also" is joining both films as being insanely over hyped.)

  3. Re:MY QUESTION on Ask Blizzard About Starcraft2, Diablo III, WoW, or Battle.net · · Score: 1

    Ok.
    Just so long as I know.
    I hope no one else is upset about this, because I sure as fuck am not gonna stop.

  4. Re:MY QUESTION on Ask Blizzard About Starcraft2, Diablo III, WoW, or Battle.net · · Score: 1

    Funny, you're wrong.
    Look at the original zerglings, then the felhounds, then the SC II zerglings.

    One of these things is not like the other.
    (Here's a Galvatron-sized hint: It's the original zerglings.)

  5. Re:MY QUESTION on Ask Blizzard About Starcraft2, Diablo III, WoW, or Battle.net · · Score: 1

    I bitched about it ages ago when it could have been changed.
    Nobody did anything.

    They just WoWed it up, and it looks terrible.

  6. Re:LAN on Ask Blizzard About Starcraft2, Diablo III, WoW, or Battle.net · · Score: 1

    No.
    I mean I'll have to buy StarCraft II three fucking times.
    Once for each campaign.

  7. News? on Why Size Matters For Your SSD Purchase · · Score: 1, Informative

    How is this news?

    The number of channels increases the theoretical and actual read and write speeds.

    Did anyone NOT know this?

    No one needs to look at capacity to guess the number of channels, and no one needs to dig around for a review site that cracked the bitch open / contacted the Chinese manufacturers to get the number of channels used.

    All you need to look at is the specs, and in case they're lying, benchmarks. No guess work. No hunting for obscure information that might not apply to your particular hardware revision of the same SKU. No bullshit.

  8. Re:Linearization on Initial Tests Fail To Find Gravitational Waves · · Score: 0, Troll

    The only one who was wrong are the retarded string theorists who do nothing but make mathematical models to encompass every piece of data.

    There's no actual thinking going on there - it's all convoluted bullshit.

  9. Re:Here's some pedantry for ya on Initial Tests Fail To Find Gravitational Waves · · Score: 1

    I approve of this pedantry.

  10. Re:LAN on Ask Blizzard About Starcraft2, Diablo III, WoW, or Battle.net · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yeah, Blizzard is retarded if they think they can stop it.

    Blizzard is also retarded if they think people want to always be connected to Battle.net . I don't give a shit how good BNet 2.0 is, I shouldn't need to be online or connect to your servers just to play the game I bought (3. Fucking. Times).

  11. MY QUESTION on Ask Blizzard About Starcraft2, Diablo III, WoW, or Battle.net · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Why the hell did you let the WC3 / WoW art team work on SC2?

    ZERGLINGS ARE FELHOUNDS.
    It looks retarded and smacks of WoW!
    This is not a good thing.
    Make them look like zerglings again. PLEASE.

    STRUCTURES ARE PLUMP AND UGLY.
    It looks retarded and cartoony!
    Structures need EMPTY SPACE. Right now every structure is a block, a blob, or similar. Why do the Terran structures, which have extending legs and such, not have any space between the main structure and the extending legs? Look at the previous designs in the original SC.
    The structures look like singular objects, when they should look like complex buildings made of many different parts. They look like a singular painted blob.

  12. Re:Slashkos on US Life Expectancy May Have Peaked · · Score: 0

    Healthier options are not served/stocked because of low demand.

  13. Re:Slashkos on US Life Expectancy May Have Peaked · · Score: 1, Troll

    "Think of the children."

    Really? You're going with that?

  14. Re:Slashkos on US Life Expectancy May Have Peaked · · Score: 1

    My hand remains firmly down.

    Why is this shit (and it is shit - there are many problems with it, and you described a few) on slashdot?

  15. Re:Free speech and democracy? on Flickr Yanks Image of Obama As Joker · · Score: 1

    The "y" in "my" acts as a vowel.
    It is a vowel.

  16. Mainframe on Prototype Motherboard Clusters Self-Coordinating Modules · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So it's a small, shitty mainframe.

  17. Less is More. More is Less on Network Adapter Keeps Talking While a PC Is Asleep · · Score: 1

    "carry out more complicated tasks autonomously"

  18. Re:Free speech and democracy? on Flickr Yanks Image of Obama As Joker · · Score: 1

    *h n, 've lst ll my vwls!

    <Cough>

    (S)COFF

  19. Re:Some personal observations on Is Typing Ruining Your Ability To Spell? · · Score: 1

    I could care less.
    (Ugh that was painful to type.)

  20. Predictorator on Predicting Malicious Web Attacks · · Score: 1

    Calculate the annoyance factor

    If site is shitty, + .1
    If site has a "clever" name, such as bit.ly, +.1
    If site's name has become widely used as a verb or other part of speech, +.1
    + unique users in the last 24 hours / 100,000,000

    Calculate the monetary factor

    If site sells something, +.05
    If site makes revenue through ads, +.05
    If site is partnered or associated with a megacorp like a bank, ms/google, etc., +.1
    + dollars lost per minute of downtime (based on the last 24 hours) / 1,000,000

    Calculate the brought it upon themselves factor

    If site pissed off 4chan, +.2 * number offenses / time (in weeks) since last offense
    If site pissed off other nerds, +.1 / time (in weeks) since last offense

    Annoyance factor + Monetary factor + Brought it upon themselves factor = attack risk.

    If attack risk >= 1, attack is imminent.
    Otherwise, the attack risk is the probability of an attack occurring within the next 24 hours.

  21. Re:Overkill? on The Homemade Hard Disk Destroyer · · Score: 1

    "Nothing says cancer like", not "nothing says cancer as loud as or more loudly than".

  22. Re:This is just a controlled hammer on The Homemade Hard Disk Destroyer · · Score: 1

    Oh please.
    We all know
    The goggle do nothing!

  23. Re:Overkill? on The Homemade Hard Disk Destroyer · · Score: 1

    Truly paranoid people make sure it never gets displayed unencrypted.

  24. Re:Overkill? on The Homemade Hard Disk Destroyer · · Score: 1

    And by you NOT building it, you let the chump in the other universe who did build it deal with it.

    If shit goes wrong, just blame him.

  25. Re:Overkill? on The Homemade Hard Disk Destroyer · · Score: 1

    Nothing says "cancer" like the fumes of an old, non-RoHS drive.