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  1. Is it is? on Google Fiber Is Officially Making Its Way To Portland · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Can you please get a fourth-grader to at least look over your headlines for basic grammar?

  2. Re:"Brain signals" on Open-Source Hardware For Neuroscience · · Score: 1

    Sure, but there are a few issues:

    1) Nerve signals aren't purely electrical, but electrochemical. You can do brute-force stimulation or detection by purely electrical means, but it's hard on the nerves (literally).

    2) Nerves are tiny, and there are lots and lots of them, and they aren't arranged in a regular, predictable fashion. You can't build a standard module that plugs into any random individual human's nervous system and just works.

    3) The most interesting nerves in the brain are hard to get to, because they're surrounded by several centimeters of, well, more brain -- not to mention dura, skull, skin, hair, and so on.

    4) Even if we do invasively get to the nerves we want, higher-level activity seems to be encoded as a vast phase space. We're better equipped than ever to find patterns in that kind of information, but we're still closer to the beginning of the process than its end.

    And so on...

  3. Re:The world... on Are the Glory Days of Analog Engineering Over? · · Score: 1

    Uh-huh. And how many bits, exactly, does a state vector represent?

  4. Re:Hope and Change ? on Game Characters Controlled By Player's Emotions · · Score: 2

    You seem angry.

  5. Really stupid application for immersion... on Bloomberg Testing Productivity App For Oculus Rift · · Score: 2

    So, you've got a truly great immersive display, and you're using it to display virtual screens?

    That's... that's right up there with using a 4K display to more faithfully render the green characters of an old 3270 terminal. Or using your surround-sound system to accurately reproduce the noises of a manual typewriter. Or telling your autonomous car where to go by using a steering wheel and accelerator to drive a little virtual car along a 3-D map.

    For Rockefeller's sake, you've got a display system that can render any 2D or 3D object! Can't you find someone with a little more imagination than the people who say "OMG, I can have a virtual screen for every spreadsheet ever!"?

  6. Zero-traction cars! on Toyota Investigating Hovercars · · Score: 1

    Why not call them what they are? With all the time and money that's been poured into improving tire traction, it seems hilarious to talk about eliminating it entirely.

    Maybe they could take a baby step in this direction by introducing a car that automatically hydroplanes whenever it's on a wet highway. That ought to reduce friction losses significantly, too, right?

  7. Time to move the goalposts! on Turing Test Passed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Well, 30% isn't very impressive."

    "Well, but people expect online correspondents to be dumb."

    "Well, nobody ever thought the Turing test really meant anything."

    Whether you "believe in" AI or not, progress is happening.

    There will always be people who refuse to believe that a computer can be intelligent "in the same sense that humans are". Eventually, though, most of us will recognize and accept that intelligence and self-awareness are mostly a matter of illusion, and that there's nothing to prevent a machine from manifesting that same illusion.

  8. Re:Not quite alien on Evidence of Protoplanet Found On Moon · · Score: 1

    It's all a matter of perspective. Just ask the civilizations that perished in the Big Freeze, when the Universe's accelerating expansion locked every quark away into isolated groups of two or three.

    The vast majority of intelligences across the lifetime of the Universe will be at a loss to fathom what conditions were like in these first few unimaginably violent fractions of a terayear, when the entire universe was too hot for Bose-Einstein condensates to exist except in isolated pockets under exceptional circumstances.

  9. Really big P-N junctions? LEDs? on Geophysicists Discover How Rocks Produce Magnetic Pulses · · Score: 1

    This summary made me think of LEDs and earthquake lights. Even if there is light generation, though, I can't imagine that it would be very intense. And then there's the whole "buried under meters of rock" issue.

  10. Re:Use in electronics on Geophysicists Discover How Rocks Produce Magnetic Pulses · · Score: 1

    Imagine a Beowulf earthquake cluster...

  11. Re:Misogyny, Entitlement, and [other classifier] on Misogyny, Entitlement, and Nerds · · Score: 1

    Oh, nicely done. Too bad it's so far down in the thread -- if they don't see the bait, they can't take it.

  12. Misogyny, Entitlement, and [other classifier] on Misogyny, Entitlement, and Nerds · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So, while the main threads of this discussion will certainly have no trouble sustaining combustion, what happens if we change the title to:

    Misogyny, Entitlement, and Muslims

    Misogyny, Entitlement, and Hispanics

    Misogyny, Entitlement, and The 1%

    Is it still open season on Nerds? Will I not get in trouble for binding "those people" to Nerds, as opposed to Blacks, or Jews, or... ?

  13. "affirmative action for diversity of ideas"? on The Major Theoretical Blunders That Held Back Progress In Modern Astronomy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, The Academy laughed at your ideas. They also laughed at The Three Stooges.

    Sometimes, reviewers reject radical ideas that turn out to be correct. Far more often, though, they reject radical ideas because they're demonstrably ridiculous. You might be the next unsung genius, with the crazy idea that will make all the pieces fall into place. It's far more likely that you're a crackpot.

    Suppose one rejected idea in 1000 is actually a revolution in waiting. (I suspect that ratio is generous at best.) Now, suppose we publish one (or ten) rejected ideas in every issue of our journal. How many of those rejected ideas will turn out to be worthwhile? How long will people put up with the "alternative views" section of our journal before they just start skipping them?

  14. Any word on the source of the SiC? on New Semiconductor Could Improve Vehicle Fuel Economy By 10 Percent · · Score: 1

    My favorite local semiconductor manufacturer produces SiC wafers (and power components), and has seen a nice stock-price bump over the last day or two. Wonder if it's related to this news?

  15. Re:PH on Four Weeks Without Soap Or Shampoo · · Score: 1

    Baking soda turns those acids into salts...

    ...which are highly water-soluble, and rinse right off. Forgot that extremely important detail.

  16. Tell her there's hope. on Ask Slashdot: Communication With Locked-in Syndrome Patient? · · Score: 1

    She may be locked-in for now, but:

    There are many EEG-type devices for non-invasively reading brain signals.

    There are multiple research efforts with implants to pick up brain signals at a finer-grained level.

    There are multiple research efforts into regenerating damaged nerve tissue, including but not limited to stem-cell therapy.

    There is the possibility of unassisted healing over time.

    I'm sorry I'm not in a position to offer insider information about any of these, but you will be able to find tons of information about them. Your sister-in-law is in a terrible situation, but there's never been a better time for hope.

  17. Re:PH on Four Weeks Without Soap Or Shampoo · · Score: 4, Informative

    Much of body odor comes from short-chain fatty acids, produced when various bacteria break down skin oils. Baking soda turns those acids into salts, which don't smell nearly as much. However, it can also saponify your skin oils, so it's hard on your skin if you use too much.

  18. Ah, yes, modest skepticism. on Static Electricity Defies Simple Explanation · · Score: 1

    I love when modest science take the air out of pompous science; I say this in that so many scientists act like they have all the answers; (I'm looking at you climate science.)

    Yep. Climate science: where the problem is not so much scientists who think "they have all the answers", but scientists who have answers that you personally find distasteful.

    When a million results agree with one another, but are contradicted by a hundred results, the proper response is to figure out what's causing the contradiction, not to throw away the million results. Or the hundred.

  19. Suspend/nap/sleep on Understanding an AI's Timescale · · Score: 1

    Or, if it simply can't stand the suspense of waiting for a reply, it can pause itself, or slow itself down, in order to match its environment.

    Or, more likely, it can reconfigure its cognitive processes into something well-suited for conversation on those timescales. Perhaps it can fill the rest of its time with "unconscious" background processing that prepares information it'll need.

  20. Re:Will computers ever be as smart as us? Briefly. on Understanding an AI's Timescale · · Score: 1

    I would like to remind people that the idea of "intelligent" machines has been around for almost 100 years now. AND we still don't have any solid evidence of being close to achieving such a thing. Sure, computers can do a lot, and what they DO accomplish, they tend to do very fast. But what they accomplish is not "AI". Even Watson is not "intelligence", it is only the illusion of it.

    I'll agree that this is "insightful" as soon as you describe how to distinguish "intelligence" from "the illusion of intelligence".

  21. It's like the frog in the pot of heating water... on How To Find Nearby Dark Skies, No Matter Where You Are · · Score: 2

    With the gradual encroachment of around-the-clock bright light everywhere, you don't realize what you're losing.

    Last time I went to a planetarium show, they did the standard slow-dimming-background thing, until you could see the equivalent of magnitude 5. "Ah", I thought, "this is what I remember dark skies looking like. It's a shame I have to drive an hour to see them now."

    Then we heard the voice of the narrator: "This is what most people see at night today. Now, we'll show you what a truly dark sky looks like..."

    ...and the bottom fell out of the sky.

    The number of stars multiplied at least tenfold. I still literally start to tear up when I think about it. Because I do remember, now, seeing skies like that when I was much younger; but with ubiquitous "safety" lighting, and my aging eyes, I doubt I'll ever see them again.

  22. Re:I just love the optimism on How To Find Nearby Dark Skies, No Matter Where You Are · · Score: 1

    I know I'll get clear skies eventually in my geographic region, but I also know that I'll never get dark skies here, unless there's a massive power disruption. (When Hurricane Fran came through, one of the few good things about the experience was that there were dark skies for a couple of days afterward.)

  23. Stereospecificity on Breaking Bad's Scientific Consultant On Making Meth and More · · Score: 5, Funny

    “Now is catalytic hydrogenation, I forget, is that protic or aprotic?"

    Man, if I had a dollar for every time someone asked me that...

  24. Breaking News: Rand Paul Invents... on Rand Paul Suggests Backing Bitcoin With Stocks · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...the concept of the "mutual fund".

    I can almost smell his clutch burning as he mentally shifts back and forth between "currency must be free of government intervention" and "currency must be backed by gold or silver"...

  25. Re:Stupid Lawsuit. It's not wiretapping on Google Halts Gmail Scanning for Education Apps Users · · Score: 1

    Kindergarten through high school students typically aren't old enough to give legal consent.

    I'm quite sure that this decision came not out of Google's corporate heart, but out of its legal immune system.