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  1. Fuel Cell? Was gonna show a plutonium powered PDA on Hitachi Shows Off A Fuel-Cell PDA · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...But some self-proclaimed doc stole the plutonium and left me a bunch of pinball machine parts.

  2. Re:I Hear Ya on Atiyah and Singer to Share the 2004 Abel Prize · · Score: 1
    she was all like, "Oooohhhhhh take me NOW!" but in a Swedish accent and stuff.

    Blow up dolls don't talk... not unless you put a tape recorder on them Teddy Ruxspin style. ;)

  3. Re:As if! on Nuclear Fusion Real Soon Now · · Score: 2, Funny

    After you strap friggin' lasers on their heads.

  4. Re:The unique ones often go unnoticed... on Creativity, a Problem for the Gaming Industry? · · Score: 1
    If a game won't install on the HD and insists on the CD being in the drive, please let me know before hand.

    This is entirely irrelevant. If you're complaining because you can't install your program to the hard drive, and want your game to perform better, download a copy of Daemon Tools, rip the CD to ISO, copy the ISO to your hard drive, and play it from there.

    If you're going to complain, complain about something that *can't* be remedied, or worked around.

  5. Re:Anyone else see this? on Analysis of the Witty Worm · · Score: 2, Informative
    ...as I downloaded patches off of the net on a virgin XP install

    Windows Update is nice for keeping up to date with all the patches for windows as they are released. But using it to patch a series of machines doing fresh installs is silly.

    At the height of the Blaster worm, I had to reinstall Windows for a friend of mine. I connected to the net in order to update Window XP, and her machine was reinfected within five minutes of connecting: before the machine could be patched.

    I learned my lesson. Here is a guide on how to slipstream an installation of Windows XP and SP1.

    Although I wouldn't recommend it, you can also slipstream a copy of Windows SP2 Beta 1. When SP2 is finalized, I fully intend to create a slipstream version of that for the next time I have to reinstall windows somewhere.

    See, this is why service packs are a Good Thing (TM).

  6. My bitch about AOL on Dealing with False AOL Spam Reports? · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Ah God... AOL is a complete and total bitch when it comes to detecting spam.

    My project Slashster, being a Friendster clone per se, sends out email recommendations from people on the site to others inviting them to join the site.

    I found with Yahoo and Hotmail, that typically altering the email message not to include any sort of links (other than possibly slashster.com without the http://), typically allows the message to go through the filter. After all, most spam messages include some kind of tracking url in order to show where they came from. Right?

    Not so with AOL. Pretty much any sort of attempt I do of sending an email through it have it flag up as spam. I suppose what happened was that someone hit the spam button for my site, and it was blacklisted.

    It is possible to get whitelisted though. But you have to contact AOL in order to be part of the whitelist. You also need to fill out an application saying how many emails you plan on sending out a day, whatnot.

    What kind of crap is this? I mean, they don't actually expect us to fill out an application for EVERY ISP out there that wants to lower spam. Ugh. Do I have to honestly write Hotmail, Yahoo, Earthlink, AOL, Adelphia, Comcast, and every other ISP / email provider out there to say "Hey, I'm not spam. Don't block me." or is there a better way? I doubt there's anything better.

    It gets on my nerves, especially considering that I've started receiving mass emails from people who have invited me to Orkut. I haven't even joined that site yet, and of course, any sort of message from them does *NOT* show up as spam... Figures.

    Note: I know some of you saying that sending Social Networking emails would be considered spam. I'm not sure if it could, after all, it's not the same email sent out to thousands of people. It's rather, one person sending another person a message, through my server. I know some of you will disagree, but eh.

  7. KDE and Gnome are like: on KDE And Gnome Together At Last? · · Score: 1
    Nuts and Gum
    (Together at last)

    Thank you Simpsons.

  8. Re:a few things to say... on Opera Promises Voice-Operated Web Browser · · Score: 1
    Besides, I would find a remote control a better option than speech, since a remote control wouldn't force me to scream "NEXT SLIDE" across the room like an idiot before it recognizes what I'm saying.

    Well, I for one have always wanted to scream NEXT PICTURE at the end of each slide, like Professor Butterhands.

    Of course, nobody is going to get what I'm saying.

  9. Re:Oh man on Builder.com Writers Outsourced to India · · Score: 2, Funny
    Outsourced burgers in India? From what? Holy cows?

    Guess you didn't think that one through ;)

  10. Re:It's times like these... on Builder.com Writers Outsourced to India · · Score: 1

    Now I know where the GNAA posts from.

  11. It's times like these... on Builder.com Writers Outsourced to India · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Where I wonder if I'm better off in prison.

    At least I'd be getting health care and not be thrown out on the street.

  12. Re:I don't trust it. on Make the Debian CDs Better by Installing popcon · · Score: 1

    So darl... Any allegations of SCO code being in "adduser"?

  13. Hah. on 1,028,000 Digital Photographs · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Sorry, no Janet Jackson or swimsuit pics in this article.

    The poster to this story is pretty funny... I think most of us nerds here cared more about that dangling tit than anything else in the game. Then again... I think most everyone cares about the dangling tit more than the actual game.

    History has a funny way of remembering things. If you don't believe me, think about how many people sum up the Clinton presidency into one word: blowjob.

  14. Re:Not Tom. on War of the Worlds Remake · · Score: 1

    What... with Hugo Weaving as an Alien in sunglasses?

  15. Netcraft confirms... on SMP On OpenBSD, Coming Soon · · Score: 0, Funny
    A dead operating system grows a second head and becomes a two-headed ghost.

    The trolls are gonna love this one.

  16. Re:It's not an airship... on Lockheed's High Altitude Airship · · Score: 1

    I couldn't find a FF1 airship picture handy, sorry. I know, I'm a bastard.

  17. It's not an airship... on Lockheed's High Altitude Airship · · Score: 2, Informative

    Unless it's powered with a FLOATER

  18. Maybe it's me... on Tom's Hardware Investigates Michael's Computers · · Score: 2, Informative
    But even if I didn't know anything about computer hardware and such, here's the part that I noticed that would raise the red flag:

    There's no dynamic element to the webpage, whatsoever!!!

    There's no shoppping cart system, at all! All that's there is a "buy now" paypal link on each of the product pages.

    Maybe it's me, but using a third party processor like Paypal, Ibill, whatnot, holds against a company's legitimacy. Sadly, I'd be better off giving my credit card number over the net to another store because at least those who can process credit card orders through the web have a merchant account.

    Places that have merchant accounts are very picky about chargebacks. A company like Michael's Computers wouldn't be able to have one for very long.

  19. DSPAM sounds great... on DSPAM v2.10 Released · · Score: 3, Funny

    But will it keep all those GNAA posts out of slashdot? ;)

  20. Hahah on Cooking with the Internet? · · Score: 1
    Sillygoth.com has a recipes section. It often comes handy if you want to know how to cook children and the like.

    I think that writing a recipe section for a Gothic website has to definately be the low point of my programming career.

  21. I hate how Electric Cars look. on Aircraft Maker Will Produce Electric Cars in 2006 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    http://207.107.238.62/images/ve112.jpg

    See, this is what I hate.

    Why can't car companies make an electric car that doesn't look like a bad futuristic science fiction movie? I mean, why do they have to make it sooo ugly that people will only buy it on the principle of fuel economy?

    I imagine, if car companies made models of cars that looked *exactly* the same as their gas counterparts, and only marginally more expensive, that people would be willing to start making the switch. Appearances are important when choosing a car, to some people. They want things that are sexy. Not cars that will prevent them from getting laid for the next 5-7 years.

    Not like the average slashdotter thinks along those lines, eh? ;)

  22. Re:cell phones aren't secure. who cares? on Tracking Via Anonymous SIM Cards · · Score: 1

    All hail the overlord!

  23. Order Entry Stress Test on Xeon vs. Opteron Performance Benchmarks · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Here's a part that I can't help but laugh at:

    In our infinite desire to please everyone we worked very closely with a company that could provide us with a truly Enterprise Class SQL stress application. We cannot reveal the identity of the Corporation that provided us with the application because of non-disclosure agreements in place.

    Okay... So we know what kind of hardware they're testing against, but not knowing what kind of software they're benchmarking? "We're using an enterprise scenario" isn't good enough.

    It's nice to look at pretty charts and all, but I imagine anyone who is going to investigate enterprise level solutions is going to want to know EXACTLY what this is being benchmarked on.

    Even though I typically tend to trust Anandtech's outlook on things, I'm still kind of so-so on this review. Their forum test is not really externally reproducible and their enterprise test is too vague. I doubt any IT person would weigh this review too heavily when making a decision.

    Then again, I could be wrong.

  24. Re:The market has decided... on See Spot Surf · · Score: 1
    Not sure why that was modded as funny, but thank you.

    I am honestly more interested in making this a project, than a site. I have the site there primarily for testing. If slashster the site got really popular, and had a lot of users, it'd be beneficial for stress testing and the like.

    What I'd really love to see are subculturish sites based off of this. Say for instance, college alumnus sites, that sort of thing.

    To me, SlashCode is a lot more beneficial than Slashdot. After all, I guess if you don't like the way things are run on /., I guess there's the option of setting up my own place.

    Then again, maybe I should have thought about that before complaining... Hmmm...

  25. Re:Rant on See Spot Surf · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I just don't see the need to spend hours looking over your code just to find out what does.

    You can always just install it, which does not take hours and hours to do.

    But you are right. I need a tour page.