I'm somehow reminded of the Stonecutters episode of the simpsons. They were going to fire Linus, but then realized that he's responsible for half of the press of their company.
CEO: Remove the Penguin suit of shame! Linus: Woohoo! CEO: Present the Penguin suit of triumph.
But there was a story on Slashdot about an Editorial on The Pulpit in regards to the death of TCP/IP. Robert Cringley's article puts forth the idea that Microsoft wishes to banish the protocol in favor of its own non-anonymous, proprietary system.
If Bill Gates owned every single piece of fiber in the US, it's definately a step in that direction. Perhaps even the only thing preventing a standards change now.
...is a "virus" that straightens teeth, removes the drawl from people's voices, and causes family trees to start having forks. Either that, or kills off people with those qualities.
I can imagine on the news some young kid with a TV strapped to him being shot at the airport because he was screaming the word "Bomberman" at the top of his lungs.
Either that, or an angry mob of people'll hog tie the kid up with the controller wires he has hooked up to him.
Sooo... If there was a movie about Los Angeles sinking into the ocean, and the opening of the movie had the song Ænima as its opener, you wouldn't watch it?
I suppose it's different, than Men in Black. I imagine a movie with that as an opener has the potential of making a lot of people think. Not by turning it into a 9/11 tragedy clone, but by actually realizing what needs to be flushed from the world.
Oh well, there's no way anyone would want to see it. In wartime, America is perfect, right? Right!
So pass me the popcorn! I'm helping the economy by going to see this one!
I can't help but think that a lot of what keeps stuff out of the US sooner are the regulations that go into a lot of electronic products.
I can think of quite a few things. I think of Celphones (any Nokia phone takes forever to get approval here), pieces of Video Equipment with low pass filters that the FCC puts on to protect other things from being interfered.
It's the way that things work in america. With the FCC, with the FDA, anything like that. America isn't bleeding edge like Japan, but we do it for a reason. It prevents us from putting out headache medicines that cause birth defects in children, and Cell-phones that disrupt pacemakers.
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Just imagine the niche market. Especially considering how close Silicon Valley is to Haight & Ashbury in San Francisco. This is it. This is finally a way to get those damn hippies happy.
It looks like the BatJet
Tonight on our featured flights, we have Batman, and Batman returns at the choosing of Michael Keaton, our honorary resident pilot.
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I can't wait until the Voodoo3 is announced! Damn, that chip is gonna be sweet!
Nerds in Iraq don't fantasize about Beowolf Clusters of things, but rather Playstation clusters.
You keep forgetting that a lot of these panicks happen because of updated software. That's why I personally want my kernel to say:
Who poisoned the freshmeat kernel patch section?
Now if I can get a sound clip of Tom Hanks saying that, I'm set.
CEO: Remove the Penguin suit of shame!
Linus: Woohoo!
CEO: Present the Penguin suit of triumph.
(Minions carry out suit twice as big)
Linus: Doh!
Oh dear God, that'd be the BEST! Imagine being able to hack a garbage collection satellite, and knock random satellites out of orbit.
Some people consider defacing Yahoo as having enough people see. Imagine having a flickering bright light fall over the city of your choice.
Damn I... uhhm, I can't wait to get my friend... ummm, yeah, my friend more information on how to hack... Ummm, yeah.
If Bill Gates owned every single piece of fiber in the US, it's definately a step in that direction. Perhaps even the only thing preventing a standards change now.
You can find the article here:. html
http://www.pbs.org/cringely/pulpit/pulpit20010802
Gawd, I hate talking about suicide.
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Wow... I always wondered where all those human bodies encased in slime REALLY were.
I guess we're all really encompassed in goo somewhere in Korea. It's okay...
I would have preferred Thailand for all the cheap sex when I decide to take the red pill and wake up, but I can live.
Some goofy Microsoft Intern forgot to put -j 4 along with compliation.
Either that, or they compiled it on Win9x (which has NO multiprocessor support).
Fire the "Laser"
Either that, or an angry mob of people'll hog tie the kid up with the controller wires he has hooked up to him.
Audience applauses
Thank you, Thank you!
I suppose it's different, than Men in Black. I imagine a movie with that as an opener has the potential of making a lot of people think. Not by turning it into a 9/11 tragedy clone, but by actually realizing what needs to be flushed from the world.
Oh well, there's no way anyone would want to see it. In wartime, America is perfect, right? Right!
So pass me the popcorn! I'm helping the economy by going to see this one!
Stop playing WarCraft 3... It's enough that looking at all that porn is making you go blind, you hoser!
I'd do anything to drill a couple of holes into that plot...
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I can't help but think that a lot of what keeps stuff out of the US sooner are the regulations that go into a lot of electronic products.
I can think of quite a few things. I think of Celphones (any Nokia phone takes forever to get approval here), pieces of Video Equipment with low pass filters that the FCC puts on to protect other things from being interfered.
It's the way that things work in america. With the FCC, with the FDA, anything like that. America isn't bleeding edge like Japan, but we do it for a reason. It prevents us from putting out headache medicines that cause birth defects in children, and Cell-phones that disrupt pacemakers.
That's life.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot that this post obeys the laws of thermodynamics!
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Oh, you're all geeks.... the lot of you... Not nerds like the site says, GEEKS!
The worst thing about this is that some of you here will actually think this will Get you chicks!
Argh! I need my pills? Where are my pills?
It looks like the BatJet Tonight on our featured flights, we have Batman, and Batman returns at the choosing of Michael Keaton, our honorary resident pilot.
In all honesty, it sounds like one of those leet haxor people talking.
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