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Spielberg Denied Crack at Star Wars

loonix_gangsta writes "The BBC is running a blurb on the disclosure of Star Wars helmsman George Lucas not allowing Spielberg to direct one of the Star Wars movies. According to Ananova Steven had actually begged George for the job."

423 comments

  1. Ha by SpatchMonkey · · Score: 0, Troll

    Spielberg is on crack? It figures.

    1. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Yes, if I were Lucas, I would not let Spielberg anywhere near my movies. Spielberg says "I have Jurassic Park and Raiders" as if that's something to be proud of?!

      On the other hand, Lucas' last good film ESB, so maybe he should give Spielberg that crack. Two retards on crack could do at least as well as Spielberg or Lucas alone.

    2. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I read it, I thought: "Speilberg denied crack!?"

    3. Re:Ha by HP+LoveJet · · Score: 1
      On the other hand, Lucas' last good film ESB,...
      And he didn't even direct that one! Irvin Kershner did. Let's also not forget that Leigh Brackett and Lawrence Kasdan co-wrote. IMO that's probably why it's so much better than any of the other ones.
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  2. I guess he'll need to get his crack on the street by Starship+Trooper · · Score: 1

    just like all us little folks.

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  3. Damn it! by papasui · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been waiting for about 12 years to see Yoda bitchslap E.T.

    1. Re:Damn it! by Rebel+Patriot · · Score: 1

      LOL! Some one mod this parent up!

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    2. Re:Damn it! by JPriest · · Score: 4, Funny

      E.T. on bike going past moon, Yoda using the force to throw racks at him. "Fall off the bike you must!"

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    3. Re:Damn it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, Yoda would just use the force to grab the bike and yank it back to within lightsaber range. "Going where are you?"

    4. Re:Damn it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      racks? as in, "of lamb"?

    5. Re:Damn it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yoda would attack defensively, not offensively.

      So if E.T. didn't attack Yoda, Yoda wouldn't attack him.

    6. Re:Damn it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      racks as in typo

  4. Damn Lucas, damn him to hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Speilburg directed one of the movies even half as well as he did Minority Report, it'd be twice as good as Episodes 1 and 2 combined.

    1. Re:Damn Lucas, damn him to hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Maybe Lucas doesn't want to see a couple having sex being tranquilized and scanned by robot spiders in his Star Wars movies.

    2. Re:Damn Lucas, damn him to hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think Padme and Anakin would need to be tranquilized. They were already stiff enough.

    3. Re:Damn Lucas, damn him to hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Anakin should let C3PO impregnate Padme on his behalf. The acting would be less stiff that way.

    4. Re:Damn Lucas, damn him to hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      amen - Lucas knows if Spielberg directed a SW picture it would be the best one by far, and reveal the others for the turds that they are (with the possible exceptio of Empire, which isn't bad)

  5. Lucas... by mosch · · Score: 5, Funny
    Spielberg Denied Crack at Star Wars
    Lucas clearly already smoked it all, and somehow managed not to die. Look forward to episodes seven eight and nine!
    1. Re:Lucas... by Goonie · · Score: 0

      My theory is that he went to the special "Slashdot Moderator" screening . . . :)

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    2. Re:Lucas... by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1
      Heh heh. Like we couldn't have seen *that* joke coming a mile away. :-)

      I sometimes think Taco comes up with these headlines on purpose just to facilitate the humor.

    3. Re:Lucas... by geesus · · Score: 1

      When I first saw the title, thats what I seriously thought it meant! that Lucas wasnt sharing his stash :P

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    4. Re:Lucas... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      "c2it(SM) [m0.net]by citibank. Transfer $$$ online."

      This is offtopic, but why does your link to C2it point to a m0.net address? Is that some sort of scam link?

    5. Re:Lucas... by mosch · · Score: 2

      Oddly enough, that's a genuine c2it affiliate link. I wish they'd use c2it.com, but m0.net seems to have convinced citibank and american express that we should trust somewhat cryptic domain names. On the plus side, it does redirect back to c2it.com by the time you're asked to enter your information to setup or use your account.

    6. Re:Lucas... by PhotoGuy · · Score: 2

      Even modern pilots and astronauts are not immune, first those drunken pilots, and even worse:

      Crack found on space shuttle

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    7. Re:Lucas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually tried submitting that as an article on Slashdot, talking about how the crack found on the Columbia is similar crack to the two other shuttles, and asking how the crack gets there and what we can do to prevent crack. Also, who's crack is better, ours or the aliens'?

    8. Re:Lucas... by Patrick13 · · Score: 2

      Look forward to episodes seven eight and nine

      No, no. Before he does 7,8,9 they are going to release yet a 3rd edition, except this time, instead of being digitally remastered, they are going to be "plot remastered".

      Imagine the millions Lucas will make when all of us completist nerds end up with the original edition on video, special edition on DVD, and the re-written [err] plot remastered edition on whatever media format they come with next.

      Then, they will come out with 7. Hopefully he'll be dead by then, so we'll be able to see something that makes sense the first time.

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  6. UGH! by DaPhoenix · · Score: 1, Troll

    Spielberg would have at least tried to bring some dignaty back to the series! GODDAMN LUCAS! I dont want Jar Jar or Amidala in my DVD release of Ep. 4,5,6!!! DONT RUIN THIS ANYMORE!

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    1. Re:UGH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since Amidala isn't supposed to be alive in epIV that shouldn't be a problem.. Remember.. Luke and Leia are twins.. and orphans.. in epVI Luke asks if Leia remembers her mother.. as he doesn't. Therefor Luke and Leia must be separated from Amidala at seperate times. Since Obi Wan placed Luke with his Uncle.. I quess that Anikins attemt to assainate Amidala succeds.?..

    2. Re:UGH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [5 typo's fixed] I guess that Anakins attempt to assasinate Amidala succeeds.?..

      Now _that_ would make a good evil Darth Vader.

    3. Re:UGH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell r u talking about the newer trilagy is way better then the orginnal episodes i may only be 17 but star wars episdoe 1 and 2 are the best ones yet.!!!!!!!

      the origonals are boring and dont have any action like the new ones do. there isnt any real action in it theres just 1 jedi and obi 1 never uses the force to fight vader and obi 1 dies in a boring saber fight.......

      grow up take off your afrow and stop looking for luke,leia, han solo, chewbacca, and lando in star wars episode 1 and 2.

      the old ones are ok it u like movie with lots of talk and no action.

      the new ones are better if u like alot of action and a lil bit of talk...........

      o ya jar jar and amidalla wont be in there dumass they endup dieing in eisode 3 of when alderan blows up........

      o ya please explain to me how hes messing it up even more email me at TheXXaster@aol.com

    4. Re:UGH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Troll?? Troll? This guy speaks the truth and you BASTARDS dare to call him a trolll?????!!!

      It just makes me mad!

    5. Re:UGH! by The+Grey+Eminence · · Score: 1

      This guy still has a score of zero? Funnypoints needed! :D

    6. Re:UGH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I dont want Jar Jar or Amidala in my DVD release of Ep. 4,5,6!!!

      Errm.. i don't know about you, but the rest of the world (who have seen those episodes) know that they are not in them (We all know that they are going to die, now; if i can get the part of a startrooper who shoot that oversized talking frog in the head - i'm working for free!!!)

  7. At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by Ma$$acre · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Lucas has a pretty impressive vision and knows eye-candy better than about any director out there. But he's a terrible writer and he doesn't know how to direct actors. He has some top notch talent in his movies and unless they break free of the crap dialogue and directive vision of what that dialogue should sound like, they are screwed. I'd give anything to have Spielberg direct with Lucas doing his thing in the background... maybe we'd have an Indiana Jones style romp for E3.

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    1. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by sydlexic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'd give anything to have Spielberg direct with Lucas doing his thing in the background

      Which is why you won't. Lucas must have clued in by now that he sucks at the whole writer/director gig. Spielberg would almost certainly produce a much better movie. Lucas knows this. If the next one were markedly better than the last two then it would cement Lucas' suck-assedness for all time. So Lucas figures he's better off doing it himself and hoping to get lucky. I mean, it's not like he could do any worse, right?

    2. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by alphaCoward · · Score: 1

      One of the few (max 20) movies that he has written was Close encounters of a 3rd kind, he was also a supervising editor on Taxi Driver....

    3. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by Ma$$acre · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unfortunately I think you are correct in this assumption. However, the two have worked well in the past, so I'm still hopeful. Let Lucas stick to redesigning the movie making process and the techie side and let Spielberg do the direction. The two together really kick some ass. I felt like Minority Report could have use a bit better "techno" stuff and that Star Wars could use some actual acting and storyline.

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    4. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by dimator · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Man, I just don't understand Lucas anymore. If this project was all I thought about and worked on for 20 years, and if I knew that my suck-assedness was so high, I would love to hand the reins over to someone who could do a better job, if only for the love of the project.

      It's kind of like your kids leaving home for school or work or whatnot. You don't want to see them go, but its for their own good.

      Is it possible that he does not recognize how bad he sucks? This is the only imaginable excuse I can think of for this.

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    5. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by balthan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is it possible that he does not recognize how bad he sucks?

      It's entirely possible. I'm sure he has a whole entourage of puckered lips pressed firmly against his ass 24/7.

    6. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by Chris+Siegler · · Score: 4, Funny

      He has some top notch talent in his movies and unless they break free of the crap dialogue...

      Indeed. Even Robert De Niro couldn't say

      "I don't like the sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating--not like you. You're soft and smooth."
      and not look and sound like an idiot.
    7. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by Surlyboi · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Even Robert De Niro couldn't say

      "I don't like the sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating--not like you. You're soft and smooth."

      and not look and sound like an idiot.


      Well, he could if he capped a bunch of random people
      right after and then put the moves on Jodie Fo...uh,
      Natalie Portman...

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    8. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by good-n-nappy · · Score: 1

      The rumor was that Lucas was the last to hear that Episode 1 was considered a failure. You know, the emperor's always the last to admit he's naked.

      I hope he was at a theater on opening night for episode 2 and everyone booed when Jar Jar came on screen. That's what happened in my theater.

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    9. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by (outer-limits) · · Score: 3, Funny

      Harrison Ford was supposed to have said something along the lines of "You can type this crap George, but we have to say it."

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    10. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lucas is afraid the movie might not suck horribly enough to match up with the rest of the shit he produced recently.

      I like American Graffiti, and the original Star Wars. FYI you loony geek zealots; learn this:
      Lucas did not direct ESB or ROTJ. Irvin Kershner and Richard Marquand directed them respectively.

      Lucas is a franchise, he is a sellout piece of crap. He failed in marriage, he fails his fans, his cartoons all suck, his malignment of the SW world in these new shit movies is clear. Not that I like that scum ball Spielberg, he is a bore, I hate all these people's new films, but he is far better than that bottom feeding bloodsucking creep Pukeas.

      I hate George Lucas. I wish the Indiana Jones and SW franchise could be wrested from his greedy shyster shylockish hands.

      His life took a turn for the worse when he and his wife broke up (she probably kicked his fat ass out of bed and he didn't want to shed a few pounds so his beer-gut wouldn't preclude any possibility of face to face intimacy), and then he adopted these horrible, vile genetically foul children, and they all sit around his cornucopia of food in his George Lucas SKYWALKER RANCH mansion and make like bubbles does for Michael Jackson and get it on with each other because its not incestual pedophilia, its just pedophilia because they were adopted and its okay for daddy to tap the kids. He lives in MARIN, the stronghold for the communists and the home town of John Walker Lindh. He was inspired by the cranes in the docks of Oakland for most of the walking AT-AT and AT-ST creatures. He sold out though, he would never bless the Oakland area with any charitable subsidy, a library, a school. He just holes up in Skywalker ranch, making billions of cheap kitsch plastic made in CHINA toys, feeding his fat kids, committing incest and farting out SHIT MOVIES.

      I see through you Lucas, and I would kill you in hand to hand combat if I could find place to commit the act and not get caught, your skanky carcass isn't worth spending time in jail for.

      DEATH.

      DEATH to GEORGE. DEATH.

    11. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by mandolin · · Score: 3, Funny
      I mean, it's not like he could do any worse, right?

      Gah!! Why did you say that? Now E3 is gonna be as bad as the Star Wars Christmas Special..

    12. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by Znork · · Score: 2

      Actually, I think the only one able to possibly do a worse job at Star Wars would be Spielberg. He'd insist on replacing Jar-Jar and the bots with Cute Kids (tm) Saving the Situation (tm), which IMO is the only conceivable way it could get worse. Gaaaack.

      Well, to be fair, Spielberg did a good job on Minority Report, which was among the absolutely best films that he's ever done. And he's done a few other fairly good ones lately. But I can think of several directors who could do a better job than either Spielberg or Lucas.

    13. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll admit that someone else should be directing the movies (at least the "important" speech parts, leave lucas the fight scenes and CG space stuff) but spielberg is not the way to go. He's a good director, but I don't think he would do star wars right. Why? I don't know, but "I have a bad feeling about this". (I had to quote Star Wars somewhere... GO GIMPY!)

    14. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by Console · · Score: 1

      That is exactly what the new episodes are msising: A Han Solo-type character. The droids provide comic relief, but Han provided human, -or maybe humane- relief, meaning he was an "Ordinary fellow" to identfy with in the middle of all the Jedi, evil empire and muppets of the first trilogy.

      Apart from that obvious minus, I don't think the new movies are much worse than the old ones.

    15. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 3, Funny

      Is it possible that he does not recognize how bad he sucks? This is the only imaginable excuse I can think of for this.

      Have you SEEN his wig? There's a lot that Lucas apparently doesn't realise.

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    16. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      that was the feeblest rant I've ever seen on Slashdot. Get a bigger vocab before you try again.

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    17. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by swankypimp · · Score: 2

      The thing with Lucas isn't that he's a bad director, just an outdated one. When he started out, directors were still studio tools with job security who showed up and got paid for mediocre work. (There were exceptions, of course, but how many people were like Elia Kazan?) Lucas and his buddy Francis Ford Coppola (and the whole "New Hollywood" crowd which later included Spielberg) introduced a different sort of independent directing style in which the director was in total control of the now-cliched "vision" for a film, which led to more experimental fare. Lucas' directing wasn't great from a technical standpoint, but his ideas and ability to motivate people ("Do it again with more energy!") were rare in this era, and his actors responded to it in his early films. Their success legitimized film schools (they were USC grads), and led to a bunch of tempremental wanna-be Fellinis, and today's actors largely tune them out (so only good technical directors can greatly affect the quality of the film).

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    18. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought MR had just the right amount of 'techno' stuff going for it. They had a rather honest portrayal of the future (where the every building on the planet WASN'T replaced within 50 years) that was quite honest and realistic. It was 2053 or whatever, not to far a distance from the present.

    19. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by Jedi+Creed · · Score: 1

      it's not like he could do any worse, right?

      Knock on wood...

      I would really like to see Spielberg do E3 and maybe others. Just look at Minority Report, AI, ET, and others. He knows how to do these things.

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    20. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by Ma$$acre · · Score: 1

      Fair enough assessment. I also agree that the technology seemed to fit with the near future. But any security person worth his salt would lock out a "suspected" ID access immediately after identifying anything as grand as murder. There's no way his bio-id print would be in the system to allow him back into the "temple" once, let alone a second time in his ex-wife's hands.

      Another Security let down is the lack of immediate flagging of a suspects ID... Cruise walks through a shopping mall, where presumably security would be easily as high as a mass transit system. However he's ID'd off of the train, but not while walking past several advertisments which gather his retinal scan. I guess they are just continuity issues, but that's what I was referring to as needing a bit more tech... that and the fact that they had to manually transfer the holographic tablet from one station to another. You'd think they would overcome sneakernet in fifty years. Hell, we already have bluetooth and 802.11!

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    21. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by jweatherley · · Score: 2

      Cute Kids (tm) Saving the Situation (tm), which IMO is the only conceivable way it could get worse. Gaaaack.

      s/Cute Kids/Ewoks/g and you've got Return of the Jedi.

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    22. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by TGK · · Score: 2

      Or this could have been an intentional portion of the film. The US Supreme Court has held that private agnecies working for the government (say, a hospitals gathering of DNA samples from those having bloodwork done) are held to the same scruiteny as the government itself.

      Perhaps the data gathered by the adverstising equipment is considered private until requisitioned by court order. That would prevent a realtime uplink (unless ordered).

      Or I could be talking out of my ass.

      I have to agree with you on the holographic tablet thing. And what the hell was up with those thumbnail knockoffs anyway?

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    23. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by colmore · · Score: 2

      It's no coincedince that ESB, the best in the series, has almost no trace of George's influence. While the original trilogy were goofy kid's action entertainment, they TOOK THEMSELVES SERIOUSLY. King Man-Perm needs to let go.

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    24. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But I can think of several directors who could do a better job than either Spielberg or Lucas.

      *Cough*Cohen Brothers*Cough.*

    25. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      that was the feeblest rant I've ever seen on Slashdot. Get a bigger vocab before you try again.

      Word. He also needs to take lessons from Eminem, or at least Triumph the Comic Insult Dog. I've heard better disses on grade school playgrounds.

    26. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by lindsayt · · Score: 1

      Of all the related star wars marketing, the Christmas Special was one of the worst, because it actually had the REAL ACTORS in it. Why any actor would agree to do something like that is beyond me. Perhaps because Lucas thought then, and still thinks today, that his main market is and should be little kids under ten. Sometimes one must wonder if he misses the grandeur of his own stories...

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    27. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by nomadic · · Score: 2

      But he's a terrible writer and he doesn't know how to direct actors.

      He's actually a talented writer, but just has problems with dialogue. Plotwise I think most of the stuff he written has been very good; I can't think of anyone else who can break out of movie stereotypes like him.

      As for the actor thing, you might be right, but I do think some of the blame can be placed on the actors; I get a feeling a lot of them just don't understand science fiction well enough to act convincingly. Look at the Matrix; even usually talented actors like Laurence Fishburne did horrible jobs. Hell, look at most sci fi movies over the past few decades.

    28. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Coen Brothers Star Wars, now that would be something to see. Of course, it probably wouldn't do quite as well with the 10 and under crowd :)

    29. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      oh yeah! but who would John Goodman play?

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    30. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by njdj · · Score: 1

      Lucas (...) I mean, it's not like he could do any worse, right?
      Wrong, unfortunately...!

    31. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by On+Lawn · · Score: 2


      If there is another "Oh no, lets lose them in that astroid belt over there" scene in Star Wars I can't be held responsible for my actions...

    32. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by Nyarly · · Score: 1
      Well, to be fair, Spielberg did a good job on Minority Report

      Damn. "Being fair" is about the only reason I'd say Speilberg did a good job on the Minority Report. I saw MR about two weeks after it was out. I'd heard a lot of good things about it, that it was very timely with its attacks on the invasion of privacy angle. I'd specifically gone back and read the Dick story. Then I went to see it.

      Give me A.I. any day. Speilbergs Minority Report sucked balls. On three points:

      1. Conformance to the Dick story. Bzzzt. Speilberg's Minority Report was as good a rendition of Dick's story as the Johnny Depp From Hell was of the Alan Moore novel - stuff from the original showed up on screen, but a very cerebral work got decapitated. What's especially sad is that it isn't impossible to do brainy movie that can't be enjoyed without thinking about it. Chritopher McQuarrie is superb at this.
      2. Social commentary. Let's face it, the invasion of privacy by authoritarian entities was done better in (I gag saying this) Imposter, which blew chunks but the main character was constantly tracked by his weird implants. Geeks see it in Minority Report, but everyone else just sees how anyone talking breakfast cereal would be.
      3. Internal consistancy. As in none at all. The end of the original release Blade Runner made more sense than most of the crap in Minority Report. I mean, the electromotive commuter cars that don't move fast enough to ruffle Tom Cruise's hair? In a world that still has wheeled vehicles? That come out of the factory fully feuled? This is not a well reasoned future. It's techno-glitz in service to a goofy Speilberg action flick.

      And I guess that kind of summarizes my revulsion towards Minority Report. It's too much akin to a lovely, innocent Harvard graduate finding that the only way she can support herself is to be pimped out of a Safeway loading dock to johns who don't care for conversation.

      For my money, go see Lilo & Stitch. It's an ET for the aughts.

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    33. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee... thanks mister I-can-read-other-people's-views-and-pass-them-off- as-my-own... http://www.suntimes.com/output/answ-man/sho-sunday -ebert191.html

    34. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by Zalgon+26+McGee · · Score: 2

      Kazan bought his security by naming names at the HUAC - may he rest in hell.

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    35. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that great! I remember when I was about 7ish or so and getting really excited about that star wars special. About 5 minutes into it, my parents couldn't bare to watch any more of it, and I probably dozed off. Rumor has it that Lucas has bought all the rights to it and tried to get rid of any copies of it. Blueharvest.net had it for a while. Truly putrid in the disco sense of the word "putrid".

    36. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      Lucas has always been recognized as being a bad director, at least when it comes to actors. Harrison Ford once said to him on the set of A New Hope, "George, you can write this shit, but I can't say it." Mark Hamill later said, "If he could find a way to replace actors, he would."

      Also, the rest of your post is incorrect. The studio system had faded away in the 60s. Sure, many directors were under contract in the 70's (Spielberg included), but they weren't the ironclad, ball-and-chain that they used to be, allowing the directors to pick the projects they directed, etc., and were certainly didn't provide much "job security".

      Spielberg, Coppola, et al, were directing serious feature films that got good reviews long before Star Wars was a twinkle in Lucas' eye.

      As for your comment that today's actors tune out directors: what? Sure, some prima donna actors do, but most don't. Remember, the director is the actor's boss.

      "so only good technical directors can greatly affect the quality of the film."
      Huh? This has to be the dumbest statement I've heard all day. Spielberg is a better director than Lucas and makes better films because he doesn't just pay attention to the technical stuff. James Cameron is a better director than Lucas and makes better films because he doesn't just pay attention to the technical stuff.

      Maybe next time you should try knowing what you're talking about, mmmkay?

    37. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by nomadic · · Score: 1

      There were what, 2?

    38. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by On+Lawn · · Score: 2


      The previous poster was talking about how Lucas breaks the mold into new territory.

      As far as general "video game" like high speed obstical courses there have been an average of two a movie.

      But as a genre, specifically, the astroid chase is way over done. I can't find much pioneering in Lucas's work after American Grafitti, honestly.

    39. Re:At least Spielberg knows how to direct actors by nomadic · · Score: 2

      I was simply pointing out that plotwise he manages to avoid most of the cliches that everyone else in hollywood runs into. Even in phantom menace, which was his weakest movie, he managed to break the mold of the traditional hollywood adventure movie. Wasn't saying he was soaring to profound heights, just that you could go to one of his movies and not know everything that was going to happen.

  8. In other news... by jonman_d · · Score: 2, Funny

    The job was given to Britney Spears, in hopes that it would attract even more of the teen crowd. Reports say that geeks and nerds everywhere are publicly outraged at this sell-out, but secretly drooling all over their keyboards.

    *drool*

    1. Re:In Other News... by Rebel+Patriot · · Score: 1

      IIRC, Speilberg directed E5, "The Empire Strikes Back".

      No, george doesn't owe it to him, but I certainly think Speilberg would do a much better job than Lucas at this. Just my $0.02.

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    2. Re:In Other News... by thehossman · · Score: 1
      No, he didn't...

      Ep4: Lucas
      Ep5: Irvin Kershner
      Ep6: Richard Marquand

      Ep1: Lucas
      Ep2: Lucas
      Ep3: ...

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    3. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Britney Spears? Please...no drooling here.

    4. Re:In other news... by Requiem · · Score: 1

      Um, that's not drool.

  9. Star Wars , Crack and bad movie making... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad he didnt give him a shoot at it... maybe I would have went to it...

    Obviously George Lucas is the one on crack and his lack of recent directorial experience is painfully apparent in the first one..

    HSH

  10. How the begging went by ObviousGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    George, please look at the acting. The actors can't act worth crap. Please let me help the actors. You can do all the spaceship stuff. I just want to see a Star Wars movie where the actors seem like they aren't reading off cue cards!

    Please!

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    1. Re:How the begging went by Fastball · · Score: 1
      Actually, the actors are talented. I presume you're familiar with Samuel L. Jackson. Ewan McGregor was very good in Moulin Rouge and Black Hawk Down among other roles. Natalie Portman has good range (e.g. Heat, Beautiful Girls).Granted Jake Lloyd (young Anakin) weighed down E1, but there's still plenty of acting talent in these movies.

      Clearly Lucas' direction is to blame. I think he's a genius digital effects guy, but his failure to bring out the human elements that we savored in Harrison Ford's Han Solo or Carrie Fisher's Princess Leia illustrate how difficult it is to do both things at the same time.

      I do think a separation of effects and people directing duties would really help deliver what we're looking for, but Spielberg is not the guy for the job. Look at AI. Look at Minority Report. Again, good talent (Jude Law, Tom Cruise to name a few), but I didn't get either picture.

      Spielberg falls into that category of directors that invariably set sci-fi pictures in bleak, greyscale worlds that try to sell us on how fucked we are in fifty or so years. I think you can have troubling elements in sci-fi movies, but how about a sci-fi flick that reaches for the better qualities of human nature. This is what I think has made Star Trek attractive to its fans for so long.

    2. Re:How the begging went by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't like this thread. Its rough, like sand, not smooth, like you...

    3. Re:How the begging went by mughi · · Score: 2
      Spielberg falls into that category of directors that invariably set sci-fi pictures in bleak, greyscale worlds that try to sell us on how fucked we are in fifty or so years. I think you can have troubling elements in sci-fi movies, but how about a sci-fi flick that reaches for the better qualities of human nature. This is what I think has made Star Trek attractive to its fans for so long.

      Actually...if you look at his history, Spielberg had been known far less for that "bleak greyscale" thing.

      • Close Encounters (childlike awe, amazing tour-guide aliens, etc.)
      • 1941 (I'm a bug!)
      • Raiders of the Lost Ark (Color! Action! Adventure!...)
      • ET (that one for sure)
      • Gremlins (technicolor and raucous)
      • "Amazing Stories: The Mission" (wow. Talk about better qualities and triumph of human imagination)
      • "Amazing Stories: Ghost Train"
      • Hook (Bleak??? Grey??? Not!)
      • Jurassic Park (A little edgy, but not bleak nor grey, just look at that purdy Unix ui)

      It's only been these last two really (at least as far as his sci-fi goes). And AI was Spielberg completing Stanley Kubrick's work. Perhaps you got the two confused?

    4. Re:How the begging went by mughi · · Score: 2
      Actually...if you look at his history [slashdot.org], Spielberg had been known far less for that "bleak greyscale" thing

      Man. I hate it when I accidentally delete a link after checking and before posting.

      Spielberg's history is actually here

    5. Re:How the begging went by colmore · · Score: 2

      the last two Star Wars movies were an excercise in patience.

      my favorite bad element had to be Natalie Portman in the last movie. She's a very smart, and very talented young actor. She was simply too smart for her lines, every single thing she said sounded like she was actually mocking the scriptwriter. Of all my childhood icons, why couldn't George Lucas have died in a fiery explosion sometime around 1985?

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    6. Re:How the begging went by gosand · · Score: 2
      The actors can't act worth crap.

      Sorry, don't buy this. Natalie Portman is very good, especially for her age. The Professional, Heat, Beautiful Girls, Mars Attacks. Ewan McGregor was in Trainspotting and Black Hawk Down. Ian McDiarmid, Samuel Jackson, etc. Check out the list of actors in this movie at IMDB and see what they have been in. Now I am not saying they are the best actors ever, but they are somewhat accomplished. But you can't polish a turd, and Lucas has turned this series into a steaming pile.

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    7. Re:How the begging went by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Because he wouldn't of really died he would of become Darth Lucas, duh.

    8. Re:How the begging went by vroomfondel · · Score: 1

      There are some who say this has already happened.

    9. Re:How the begging went by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To which George replied, "Sorry, Stevie. A Bachelor's is great, really...but come back after you've finished your Master's. Then we can talk."

    10. Re:How the begging went by jafac · · Score: 2

      Don't forget, Ewan McGregor in Moulin Rouge. Maybe Lucas will turn EP III into a musical? Picture a light-sabre-wielding Yoda and Mace break-dancing. . .

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    11. Re:How the begging went by sharkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe Lucas will turn EP III into a musical?

      Cue Mark Hamill: "Luke be a Jedi tonight! Just be a Jedi tonight!"
      Chorus: "Do it for Yoda, while we serve our guests a soda."
      Hamill: "Uh, and do it for Chewie and the Ewoks, and all the other puppets ..."



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    12. Re:How the begging went by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't blame it all on the acting. The script was crap, too.

    13. Re:How the begging went by Puppet+Master · · Score: 1
      Don't forget, Ewan McGregor in Moulin Rouge.

      Also, don't forget Hayden Christensen in "Life As A House" with Kevin Kline... He did a superb job in that movie...

      The actors/actresses are all fine, it's just that Lucas' direction made them lifeless robots.

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  11. Yo, Steve! by Smelly+Jeffrey · · Score: 0

    You're not the king of the world... I am!

  12. Why? by URoRRuRRR · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We all know Lucas's biggest motivation is money, lots and lots of it. Doesn't he remember a little franchise known as Indiana Jones? Lucas and Spielberg teamed up on that and look, nerds and non-nerds love it. You can't find a person who doesn't like Indy. Anybody who has ever worn a fedora gets references to the movies all day long. This is a bad move by Lucas, he could've included all the merchandising he wanted (More aliens, more Fetts, etc.) and he could've made a wildly popular movie too.

    Too bad he's too ego-centric to let go. Ego over money, I guess.

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    1. Re:Why? by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Doesn't he remember a little franchise known as Indiana Jones? Lucas and Spielberg teamed up on that and look, nerds and non-nerds love it.

      You seem to have forgotten a little thing called Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, the Phantom Menace of the Indiana Jones series. Spielberg is good, don't get me wrong: Schindler's List is a Eisenstein-level masterpiece; but he does strike out now and then.

      Mind you, at least he never made Howard the Duck.

    2. Re:Why? by checkyoulater · · Score: 1

      Mind you, at least he never made Howard the Duck.

      Am I the only person who liked this movie? Yes, it was kind of stupid, but I still liked it. I mean really, it is no more or no less believeable than ANY Star Wars movie.

      Besides, it had a young, hot Lea Thompson as an 80's punk rocker.

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    3. Re:Why? by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Mind you, at least he never made Howard the Duck.

      Am I the only person who liked this movie? Yes, it was kind of stupid, but I still liked it. I mean really, it is no more or no less believeable than ANY Star Wars movie.

      Besides, it had a young, hot Lea Thompson as an 80's punk rocker.

      It wasn't that kind of believability. In those terms, I don't find any science fiction believable (except pure don't-violate-the-laws-of-physics hard SF), but it doesn't necessarily violate my willingness to suspend disbelief as much as Howard the Duck did. And Howard the Duck was just kinda boring.

      Lea Thompson as a punk rocker is about as believable (in any terms) as Christian Slater as a Zen monk.

      Lucas can be fun, even Howard can be fun, in the same way that Plan 9 can be (and I don't mean the operating system). But I think the movie deserves its bad rap.

  13. Talk about a blunder. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'll let the romantic lines between Anakin and Padme in AoTC speak for itself.

    I bet that spielberg must have laughed those lines off...

    I know I did. :)

    1. Re:Talk about a blunder. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Talk about a blunder. by guybarr · · Score: 1

      yeah, when I went to see AOTC the average age of the audience was > 20.

      during all of the romantic scenes a continous low-volume stream of female snickers and/or male snorts of derision could be detected.

      everyone ever being in something remotely like a date just couldn't hold his/her water laughing.

      as opposed to harrison ford at the original triology, whom you can see have met a girl or three, that anakin-puppet couldn't even play a blundering puppy right.

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    3. Re:Talk about a blunder. by Tuonenkielo · · Score: 1

      This is something I get a bit annoyed about. Everyone derides the awkwardness of Anakin's delivery and lines... But just think about it a bit: How many girls had he been really intimate with, anyway? Probablyyoucould count them with the fingers in his right habd... After Dooku cust it off and before the cybernetic replacement is placed there. And now think about YOURSELF on you FIRST DATE EVER with a girl you have fantasied about for YEARS while you were in monastery like conditions... Not even allowedto read Playboy or what have you... Think you'd be suave, slick guy wooing the crush of your lifetime? Heck no. And still you all seem to think Anakin ought to have been charming rogue like Han Solo or somethinglike that. Hmph...

    4. Re:Talk about a blunder. by ranulf · · Score: 0

      I don't remember that line. I think I must have been too busy looking at Natalie Portman to pay attention.

    5. Re:Talk about a blunder. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I saw this opening night there was nothing low-volume about the comments durring the love scenes.

      Half the theater started complaining and laughing at how poor the lines were.

    6. Re:Talk about a blunder. by The+Droek · · Score: 1

      No. The reason Christiansen's delivery is awkward is because the screenwriting and direction SUCK.

      That it _should_ be awkward given the situation is simply a coincidence in Lucas' favor.

      How can you account for the other lousy performances by actors much more seasoned and capable than Christiansen (McGregor, Portman, Jackson, etc.)?

    7. Re:Talk about a blunder. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many girls had he been really intimate with, anyway?

      Good point. Betcha that his lightsaber wasn't the only thing that he handled frequently.

    8. Re:Talk about a blunder. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      KENOBI: "Anakin! Stop stroking your lightsaber! It'll make you go to the dark side!"

  14. why George why? by justplainchips · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why does George think he's the only one that can write/direct? Hopefully he has someone else, even more qualified that Mr. Spielberg, in mind for directing Ep3. Though I'm sure he'll do it himself. Is he the only one in the world who didn't notice how much better the ones where he had others write and direct were? Alas, even if he writes every piece of crappy dialogue and directs every cheesy block for the actors, I know I'll go see it opening week.

  15. Amen! by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Liam Neeson is proof positive. He was dynamite in Schindler's List (directed by Spielberg), and wooden as a pirate's leg in Episode 1 (directed by Lucas). Lucas sucks when he has to deal with people, which is probably why he relies so much on techno whiz.

    1. Re:Amen! by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      probably why he relies so much on techno whiz... God knows, he certainly doesn't rely on good script-writing. Deader than Heaven on a Saturday night.

  16. That wasn't the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the article really meant was... oh, well, I don't know I'm drunk and forgot what I was about to write.

  17. Bad idea by Darth+Paul · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Don't know about everybody else, but I would have hated to see this happen, especially with only one episode in the saga left.

    Lucas hasn't great job with Ep 1 and 2, but Spielberg carries a completely different flavour of sci-fi to Lucas. Spielberg likes to intellectualize his movies somewhat too, which might be a good idea in itself, but wouldn't fit well into Star Wars.

    Also, Spielberg would surely feel the need to inject his personal vision into the SW universe. Remember watching AI? Kubrick's parts and Spielberg's parts contrasted badly with each other, especially the ending. Everybody knows what the story in Episode III will be, we just want to see how the events play out and the final holes in the story get filled in. SW definitely doesn't need new influences at this stage.

    1. Re:Bad idea by FatRatBastard · · Score: 2

      Spielberg likes to intellectualize his movies somewhat too, which might be a good idea in itself, but wouldn't fit well into Star Wars.

      Not always. I always thought the Indy films were good, old fashioned romps (with a little religion thrown in for good measure). He couldn't have done any worse than Lucas.

    2. Re:Bad idea by Darth+Paul · · Score: 2
      The Indy series was great, and if I remember correctly Lucas and Spielberg did some of them together. But that was a fair way back, Spielberg started changing his style around Jurassic Park time. I'm thinking recent stuff like Schindler's, AI, Saving Private Ryan, Minority Report, they've all had some sort of moral to them, and I've often walked out chewing on some intellectual morsel.

      I don't want to walk out of Episode III debating the moral relativity of the dark side - I want to leap out woom-wooming my imaginary saber :)

    3. Re:Bad idea by bopo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Everybody knows what the story in Episode III will be, we just want to see how the events play out and the final holes in the story get filled in.

      Well, Luke and Leia are evenually born, so you can probably figure out how one of the holes is filled...

      Did I just actually post that?

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    4. Re:Bad idea by WildKard · · Score: 1

      How 'bout Lucas hand over the reins to Spielberg for the final 3 episodes that Lucas has admitted to be part of the overall story but says he won't do. I think Spielberg would make the final trilogy a thing of beauty.

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    5. Re:Bad idea by mughi · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Also, Spielberg would surely feel the need to inject his personal vision into the SW universe. Remember watching AI? Kubrick's parts and Spielberg's parts contrasted badly with each other, especially the ending.

      Perhaps not. My friends and I were discussing this not too long ago. In regards to doing Minority Report, Spielberg made some comments about how he realized that injecting his take of things into AI interferred with things (and especially the ending). And how he realized he made a mistake and was going to try not to do that with the new film. What made it a little amusing for me is that we were talking about how that pointed out the difference between Spielberg and Lucas as filmakers and directors, and especially the willingness to take good criticism and to grow, and the importance of putting the material before ego. And also specifically comparing his works to Lucas' Star Wars films (those he directed, not the others)

    6. Re:Bad idea by Cplus · · Score: 1

      Funniest sig ever, for those wondering, all is explained here.

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    7. Re:Bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That hole was already plugged in AotC. Of course, it will probably be plugged a few more times before or during Episode 3.

      Okay, a lot more times.

      But it's true, I think a lot of people want to see that hole plugged; I think the next Star Wars film would be the highest grossing ever if it stuck to plugging that hole.

      Uh, I think that is enough of that.

    8. Re:Bad idea by Bj�rn · · Score: 2, Informative
      Remember watching AI? Kubrick's parts and Spielberg's parts contrasted badly with each other, especially the ending.

      "There's been quite a bit of confusion among critics, especially about the final 20 minutes, which aren't Spielberg being sentimental (his main addition was the cruel, brutal Flesh Fair), but are exactly what I wrote for Stanley and exactly what Stanley wanted." - Ian Watson (http://www.scifi.com/sfw/issue268/interview.html)

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    9. Re:Bad idea by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2
      Princess Amidala....

      I'd do anything to drill a couple of holes into that plot...

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    10. Re:Bad idea by Transition+Cat · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I can't believe I actually laughed (out loud, no less) at a "Funny" Slashdot post.

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    11. Re:Bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh... That would be sweet.

      Even on the internet, never before has anyone even imagined a scene like a threesome involving Natalie Portman and Yoda!

      You saw Yoda in EP2, you know it could happen.

    12. Re:Bad idea by blitziod · · Score: 1

      well the reason temple of doom was not thatgood is that Lucas tried to save money by rehashing a lot of footage cut out of the first movie. It just did not fit.

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    13. Re:Bad idea by einexile · · Score: 1

      AI was consistent throughout and wonderful in a lot of ways, and Kubrick intended it to be a Steven Spielberg movie for most of its development stage, as I recall. The trouble with that movie is that Speilberg, who has had a sappy side to him for a long, long time, for whatever reason felt he should invoke it.

      I didn't so much like the result, but I'm not sure it didn't Work. In much the same was that people who revere Star Wars' OT balk at the prequels for offenses the OT also commits, people who were offended by the ending of AI were so because the first two hours crept in just under their Thomas Kinkade radar. This sort of stuff is a bit more irritating when we've already fallen for and invested emotionally in some of it, and the resulting overreaction wrongs movies which are basically good but flawed in terms of their conformity to the sensibilities of Today's Sophisticated Audiences.

      I'm a fan of the prequel trilogy and don't think Lucas has anything to fear from Speilberg. Spielberg's a better filmmaker than Lucas is, but that means he has the sense and skill not to make a Star Wars that's awkwardly out of tune with the rest of the series. A Star Wars with the impact, sincerity, and emotional depth of an Amistad or Empire of the Sun would be as inappropriate and bad a Star Wars as you or I would make.

      But the fact that the cycle is split into trilogies provides an opportunity to have closure and the canon thing at the same time as continuance and a fresh start. That Lucas doesn't recognize this is infuriating, and the fact that he hasn't offered Speilberg his own trilogy in a cycle Lucas intends not to continue himself astounds me. It is unvisionary and beneath him.

  18. I liked the headline at fark better by dimator · · Score: 4, Funny

    "George Lucas adamant only he is allowed to make a mess of the Star Wars series. Told Speilberg to go make his money elsewhere."

    fark.com

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  19. Spielberg $rtbl'd? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did he take part in the great troll investigation?

  20. Thank you, George, for small favors by Ryosen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I can only imagine what Spielberg would have done to the series. Ep 3 is supposed to be the darkest of all of the episodes. I'm sorry, but Spielberg just doesn't do dark well enough.

    And I can just see him going back to the film several years after its release and replacing all of the lightsabers with walkie-talkies.

    No thanks.

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    1. Re:Thank you, George, for small favors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure he does. Never seen Titanic?

    2. Re:Thank you, George, for small favors by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 1

      Titanic != Senor Speilbergo.

    3. Re:Thank you, George, for small favors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was James Cameron, dork.

    4. Re:Thank you, George, for small favors by c.derby · · Score: 1

      Um, we're talkin about Steven Spielberg not James Cameron.

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    5. Re:Thank you, George, for small favors by more+fool+you · · Score: 1

      AoTC could probably have been called Titanic in space

    6. Re:Thank you, George, for small favors by momobaxter · · Score: 1

      I don't think Lucas can do much of a better job. Consider all the happy little aliens in CG. They can't be dark, jar jar can't be dark...

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    7. Re:Thank you, George, for small favors by nettdata · · Score: 2

      I'm sorry, but Spielberg just doesn't do dark well enough.

      Well, I thought AI and Minority Report were pretty dark, and Saving Private Ryan had it's share of grit, if not darkness. For that matter, the Brothers in Arms series is amazing.

      I think that Spielberg would do wonders with something that's been around so long and has such a developed and understood environment as Star Wars.

      I also think that Spielberg would LOVE to do the project, because if you take a look at some of the extra "behind the scenes" stuff on the Menace's DVD's, you see Spielberg taking a tour of one of the Lucas sets, and he's like a kid in a candy shop. While we probably only think of a movie in terms of the story and the images we see on screen, it was pretty obvious that Spielberg was drooling over the potential technical aspects from a director's point of view; story lines, visual effects, plot twists, casting, etc.

      It'd be way cool if Spielberg would do a "well, if I did it I'd do it like this" version of any of the Star Wars episodes.

      I compare it somewhat to Luc Besson's La Femme Nikita, where Spielberg's version of Star Wars would be like the original Nikita (full of atmosphere, story, depth, etc.) and Lucas's version would be more like the American, shot-for-shot remake of Nikita that was incredibly lame in comparison.

      All in all, though, I commend Lucas for what he's done, but am frustrated in the potential of what it could be.

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    8. Re:Thank you, George, for small favors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Luc Besson Star Wars would be really cool. Episode II already gave us a taste, I think.

      The problem is that everyone would complain that Besson was ripping off Lucas with all the flying cars.

    9. Re:Thank you, George, for small favors by andhar · · Score: 1

      Erm. And Shindler's List was a bouquet of daisies?

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    10. Re:Thank you, George, for small favors by MartinB · · Score: 2
      Spielberg just doesn't do dark well enough.

      You didn't see Schindler's List, then?

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    11. Re:Thank you, George, for small favors by Mr_Silver · · Score: 2
      I'm sorry, but Spielberg just doesn't do dark well enough.

      George isn't exactly good at doing dark himself you know.

      It's acknowledged by a large number of people that the darkest episode of Star Wars is V (The Empire Strikes Back).

      Which was directed by Irvin Kershner.

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    12. Re:Thank you, George, for small favors by Ryosen · · Score: 1

      Spielberg didn't direct Brothers in Arms. He was the executive producer.

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    13. Re:Thank you, George, for small favors by gmhowell · · Score: 2

      Have you seen Schindler's List? Color Purple?

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    14. Re:Thank you, George, for small favors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want a dark action movie for Ep 3, how about Ridley Scott (Blade Runner, Alien, Black Hawk Down)? He'd be great and certainly couldn't be any worse than George Lucas and his cringe inducing dialogue.

  21. Tom Hanks can't be far away then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what character will Tom Hanks be then?

    Yoda's long lost brother...?

  22. South Park by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting timing. This week's south park is going to be about several big shot directors including george and steven, and how the boys try to stop them from ruining their own movies.

  23. At least work together by skydude_20 · · Score: 1

    Spielberg and Lucus make up in eachother what the other lacks. They could really make an awesome movie if they worked for it. Come on Lucus, go out with a bang on Episode III.

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  24. In Other News... by thehossman · · Score: 1
    I was also denied a chance to direct a Star Wars film. Since it wasn't my idea, and I haven't been involved in any of the previous films in the franchise, it came as a great shock to the intertainment industry when I stated publicly that I wasn't being allowed to direct the next one.

    George Lucas could not be reached for comment, since he doesnt' give a rats ass about me.

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  25. ai by polin8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    after sitting through AI, I have to say this increases my respect for george.

    1. Re:ai by Animats · · Score: 2

      Good point.

    2. Re:ai by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      AI is one of the best movies of the decade, and will only increase in esteem and well deserved praise as time goes on. It's not Spielberg's fault that not many Americans were smart enough to get it. And here's a clue: if you thought those were aliens at the end, you didn't get it.

    3. Re:ai by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, AI was slated to be Stanley Kubricks next film...

      I think that he might have done a somewhat more interesting job of it.

      Ya think?

  26. Should be Peter Jackson anyway ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The best director for what's supposed to be the darkest Star Wars yet should be one of the darkest directors around: Peter Jackson. There's no doubting that Peter Jackson has the ability to match Lucas - and WETA could probably do a better job of the visuals too.

    1. Re:Should be Peter Jackson anyway ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      David Lynch

    2. Re:Should be Peter Jackson anyway ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah! Star Wars 3 would suit him well; we all know that alot of people are going to die, so actually everyone who have seen "Bad Taste" & "Braindead" would love a gory, but still hillarious ending of SW3.

  27. Yeah, and if Spielberg directed Star Trek: Nemesis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    He'd probably have Data come back to life after sacrificing himself for the crew. At least as it stands, there is some question about whether or not the android Data created in his own image is actually achieving a copy of Data's personality, but Spielberg would probably freeze them both and have them come back after everybody else dies like he did in A.I.

    Lucas is where it's at. Episode 3 will blow 1, 2, 4, 5, and 6 away. He just needed to get used to CGI with a couple of warm-up episodes.

  28. Nice to see slashdot cater to trolls by Bouncings · · Score: 1, Troll

    Speilberg. Lucas. Star Wars. It's nice to see that Slashdot has finally posted a story that makes 50% of the trolls out there .. actually *on topic* ... Wow.

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  29. oh come on... by ironfroggy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've actually lost some respect for Spielberg because of this. Even asking... I mean, come on! I don't care if he is a hot-shot director, it seems rude. What? Doesn't he have enough movies of his own?

    1. Re:oh come on... by guybarr · · Score: 1

      if you're a professional and see a chance to create something of importance why NOT ask a coleague to collaborate ?

      he's not doing a clone of the movie (no pun intended), but just trying to contribute to the original . according to your code of manners no collaboration would ever get to be proposed.

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  30. so? by Em+Emalb · · Score: 2

    Not to be construed as flame-bait...but I can see why. I mean, if you created something, would you want someone to step in and do a better job?

    I am sure it all boils down to ego, but what the hell, I wouldn't like someone coming in a doing their version of something I created, especially if (IMO) it would be better than what I could do.

    But, on the other hand, a collaboration between the 2 would be awesome, George could do the wiz-bang effects, Spielburg could make the actors earn their paychecks, without them looking like wooden statues bent into shape.

    A boy can dream I guess.

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    1. Re:so? by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 1

      please never get involved with Open Source software. It requires people to trump one another quite frequently to produce anything good.

    2. Re:so? by Erasmus+Darwin · · Score: 2
      "I mean, if you created something, would you want someone to step in and do a better job?"

      On the other hand, Lucas has only directed 3 of the 5 Star Wars movies to date. And of those 3, 2 of them are widely regarded as not up to par.

    3. Re:so? by Em+Emalb · · Score: 2

      I don't see any relationship to this and open source. What does creating software for people to add, modify, and make better have to do with this movie?

      I don't see the correlation.

      Ah well, I'm not a coder anyway, infrastructure's the thing for me.

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    4. Re:so? by josh+crawley · · Score: 2

      Uhhhh, I do. It was on that free network, Gnutella.... I could download it the day of showing, so uhh yeah. It was free.

      Oh wait. That's against the law? WHOOPS ;-)

  31. also by ironfroggy · · Score: 0, Troll

    Almost forgot
    Taco, why even post this? It's not anything really important.. at all even. Either its a slow day, you made a mistake, or /. crowd is geekier than I thought.
    Lets post a story about Spielbergs favorite porn sites next. It would just as relevent to us as this piece.

    1. Re:also by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      Lets post a story about Spielbergs favorite porn sites next. It would just as relevent to us as this piece.

      My word no. . . . muppet porn?

      Though with his penchant for strong male leads. . . . ::shivers:: scary.

  32. Control vs Society by smoondog · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have always been frustrated that creators often drive their franchises/ideas into the ground or kill them when they die. I know that creators should have absolute control, but it is a shame that Star Wars will likely die with Lucas, Calvin and Hobbes will die with BW and Peanuts will die with CS. I guess the alternative may be worse than the status quo, but still, when commercial entertainment interests become part of our shared emotions/heritage the only thing that will lose is our pocket books.

    -Sean

    1. Re:Control vs Society by great+throwdini · · Score: 1

      I know that creators should have absolute control, but it is a shame that Star Wars will likely die with Lucas, Calvin and Hobbes will die with BW and Peanuts will die with CS.

      I know you may not take this well, so please sit down before reading any further.

      ...

      Charles Schultz died nearly 2 1/2 years ago.

    2. Re:Control vs Society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, Calvin and Hobbes was discontinued ages ago; IE it's already dead.

    3. Re:Control vs Society by G-funk · · Score: 2

      Dude schultz is dead.

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    4. Re:Control vs Society by Jerry_Falwell · · Score: 1

      I know. I just messed up my tenses... :)

    5. Re:Control vs Society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Peanuts was dead years before Schulz kicked the bucket. You're confusing "published" with a comic strip being alive. I respect Watterson for ceasing to publish Calvin and Hobbes long before it became a tired shell of its previous glory. Virtually no strip that's been around for decades is any good anymore--about the only exception I can think of is "For Better or For Worse" but the characters grow with time, so one could argue that it's far from the same strip it was in the 80's. The rest of such long-lived strips are full of hackneyed jokes and lame humor.

    6. Re:Control vs Society by momobaxter · · Score: 1

      At the rate Star Wars is heading, I'll be happy when Lucas is dead then...

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    7. Re:Control vs Society by tswinzig · · Score: 2

      Star Wars will likely die with Lucas, Calvin and Hobbes will die with BW and Peanuts will die with CS.

      Christ I don't know how much more there is to Star Wars! But regarding those last two -- apparantly you would like material to keep writing itself without the author around to do it??

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    8. Re:Control vs Society by StCredZero · · Score: 1

      Star Wars Galaxies may turn out to be exactly this. (Official Lucasarts SWG Site)

    9. Re:Control vs Society by Patik · · Score: 1

      SW is different than C&H. Lucas has gotten worse and worse at making more SW movies, while Watterson never got worse at making C&H strips. He quit before it got bad, which really preserved the integrity of the strip. He also prevented any marketting (plush dolls, lunchboxes, etc), and the result is being considered one of the great comics of all time. If Lucas keeps making worse movies, it won't be seen the same light in 20 years; if he hands it off to someone else, it loses a bit of magic because it's no longer one man's dream, and it's unlikely another person can keep the same spirit in the series. Lucas' only two choices are to stop now, or to make good movies.

    10. Re:Control vs Society by DrHoneydew · · Score: 1

      and Peanuts will die with CS.

      Umm... And that would be bad because...?

  33. Crack??? by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1, Troll

    Who needs crack when you've got Natalie Portman petrified with hot grits in your pants?

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  34. He used other directors in the 80s by ianmalcm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So if this is "Georges baby" then why did he use different directors and writers for Empire and Return of the Jedi? I propose, to get Starwars back on track, for George to hire the original people that helped him on the trilogy.... Lawrence Kasdan, Gary Kurtz, and Irvin Kirshner. Bring in the K's and all will be well. The Starwars TripleK Petition. We fans deserve the best movie of all time with Episode 3. SOMETHING's gotta break Titanics records.

    1. Re:He used other directors in the 80s by c.derby · · Score: 1

      Breaking Titanic's records? How about Spiderman and Harry Potter?

      Titanic is still the highest grossing all-time but thats really only one of two records it has left. Spidey picked it off for fastest to $100M, $200M, and $300M. Spidey is on the way to de-throning it from its other record, "the fastest to $400M".

      http://www.boxofficemojo.com/alltime/

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    2. Re:He used other directors in the 80s by The_Shadows · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bring in the K's and all will be well. The Starwars TripleK Petition.

      Huh? Triple K? You're not actually suggesting that Lucas hire the KKK, are you?

      "Welcome to the Krusty Komedy Klassic! (Krusty chuckles) KKK!?!?! Oh, that can't be good."

    3. Re:He used other directors in the 80s by sithkhan · · Score: 0, Interesting

      Well, you can bring back any director you like, but the REAL problem lies in the WRITING! Campbell is dead, and his hand is evident in the fifth and sixth episodes. His input fleshed out the 'Star Wars Canon' Campbell told Lucas the Grand Pattern of Elements Neccessary For An Epic: Wise Old Man, Journey into Underworld, Fatal Flaw, Redemption, blah, blah, blah ... I know no one will read this b/c of my low karma, but it had to be said. Lucas never expected to be able to create ESB/ROTJ when he did ANH, so he didn't flesh things out like he is doing now. And when Campbell got involved, the revisionist coverup began ... 'This film series details the Epic Hero's Journey' 'These films echo the salient points of mythology' 'These films are our Modern Mythology' ... Come on! I LOVE Star Wars, but I'm smart enough to realize that retroactive vision is NOT a Jedi power, and no one can convince me that Lucas cannot crib from Gilgamesh, The Odyssey, or L'Morte D'Arthur to figure out the pattern. (ooh, that is a weak sentence). Yes, Lucas has some great ideas, but trying to cut and snip them to fit a cookie cutter mythological pattern cheapens the creative process, and destroys the uniqueness of the idea. Attack of the Clones? HAH! Should have been Attack of the Cliff Notes! BRING BACK KASDAN!!!!

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    4. Re:He used other directors in the 80s by Jedi+Creed · · Score: 1

      Titanic's "records" are meaningless.

      How do you compare sales in today's dollars with sales in 1940's dollars? Why not pick some arbitrary currency, then? Find something with high inflation, and now we can say that Minority Report has the record.

      With inflation factored in, Gone With the Wind has Titanic beat by far. About 9 other films are also ahead of it.

      Titanic holds no meaningful record.

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    5. Re:He used other directors in the 80s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe Lucas would let some other director have a go, maybe Quentin Tarrantino, Ridley Scott, Paul Verhooven, or Woody Allen. Imagine the different spin each would put on the whole light saber thing.

    6. Re:He used other directors in the 80s by Art+Tatum · · Score: 2

      Nah, he's talking about three backwards 'K's. Y'know, three strikes and you're out. Which is what it looks like to me.

    7. Re:He used other directors in the 80s by Sabalon · · Score: 1

      You forgot the Krusty Komedy Klassic was being held at the Appollo Theater.

    8. Re:He used other directors in the 80s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Joseph Campbell? Joseph "the power of myth" Campbell had absolutely nothing to do with star wars. That was just name dropping for marketing purposes. Sci fi author Leigh Brackett contributed to Empire.

  35. Too cuddily by charlie763 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is the best decision that Lucus has made regarding Star Wars. The only person that could make the Star Wars series worse is Spielberg.

    Episode III is supposed to one of the darkest films in the series; the fall of the Republic, the death of the Jedi, and the rise of the Empire. I do not think Spielberg is capable of making such a dark movie.

    For Example: look at how he changed the ending of AI. The film would have had a much greater emotional impact if it ended with the boy sitting in the helicopter staring at the statue forever.

    If Speilberg directs Episode III there will be some sort of cute and cuddily ending to it.


    Let the flaming begin...

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    1. Re:Too cuddily by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      > Episode III is supposed to one of the darkest films in the series; the fall of the Republic, the death of the Jedi, and the rise of the Empire. I do not think Spielberg is capable of making such a dark movie.

      I guess you never saw Shindler's List or Saving Private Ryan.

    2. Re:Too cuddily by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He didn't CHANGE the ending of A.I.

      That was how it was conceived by Kubrick.

      And the whole point of the movie was that the mechas EVOLVED into a real "life form", with the artifical intelligence becoming real intelligence... and for that, you need the third act. If you think the third act should have been lopped off, then you didn't get the movie.

      Your revisionist history does your argument no favors.

    3. Re:Too cuddily by charlie763 · · Score: 2, Funny

      P.S. I would like to see Kevin Smith direct Episode III with a team of advisors composed of at least 9 Star Wars geeks (I volunteer).

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    4. Re:Too cuddily by charlie763 · · Score: 1

      I did not see Schindler's List, however I did see Saving Private Ryan. What I meant in my origional statment is that Speilberg is not a big fan of ending his movies on a negative note. In Saving Private Ryan they had that whole emotional thing with the guy's family. I hope that I am clear on what I mean.

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    5. Re:Too cuddily by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kevin smith was the bomb in Dogma

    6. Re:Too cuddily by squarooticus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem I always hear from people is that they think the beings at the end are aliens. It didn't even occur to them that those "aliens" were the evolved descendents of the original mechas.

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    7. Re:Too cuddily by amoe · · Score: 2, Informative

      Regardless of the original intent, the end felt tacked-on. Up until the third act, I thought that the point was that artificial intelligence never *could* become real intelligence, and if that had been the message, the result would have been a better picture. Having "aliens" come in just to make the unnatural point work doesn't do much for the film's credibility. They should have stopped it when David jumped into the sea.

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    8. Re:Too cuddily by tswinzig · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Episode III is supposed to one of the darkest films in the series; the fall of the Republic, the death of the Jedi, and the rise of the Empire. I do not think Spielberg is capable of making such a dark movie.

      Ahhhh... yeah, his previous attempts, such as Schindler's List and Saving Private Ryan, were much too light of fare for me!

      Now let's compare this to Lucas. Which of all the Star Wars movies is the "dark" movie? Now let's look and see who directed it.

      Irvin Kershner!

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    9. Re:Too cuddily by Bogatyr · · Score: 2

      I do not think Spielberg is capable of making such a dark movie.
      I'm not flaming you, but did you see Schindler's List and consider it not dark? Spielberg can do dark enough for EpIII. It's not as though we're looking at the sequel to Se7en or something. o

    10. Re:Too cuddily by Ravensign · · Score: 1

      "Episode III is supposed to one of the darkest films in the series; the fall of the Republic, the death of the Jedi, and the rise of the Empire. I do not think Spielberg is capable of making such a dark movie"

      So, you have never heard of Schindler's list then? Good lord.

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    11. Re:Too cuddily by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean more cute and cuddily than Ewoks? I doubt it. Its true that Spielburg does like to end his films on a positive. This could work for Ep3. We all know Luke and Leia are born so I can easily see a scene with Obi Wan and Yoda talking hope the birth of a "new hope".

    12. Re:Too cuddily by Peyna · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yeah, a lot of people think they are aliens because they look at them and think of what we are led to believe are aliens. It's pretty obvious they are not sentient beings, as they are trying to get a grasp of what real life is like. Not necessarily human life, just real life. Thus, they are having a hard time finding any, and are very excited when they find the boy, who has memories of human life Of course, you would have to wonder why they would not have passed their knowledge onto each other as new robots were created. After all, if a robot created a new robot, shouldn't it start it with everything it already knows? Sort of like humans try to do. Anyway, I thought it was an appropriate ending. You could have ended it with him staring at the blue fairy for ever, or you could actually give the movie decent closure.

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    13. Re:Too cuddily by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do not think Spielberg is capable of making such a dark movie.


      Yeah, you're probably right. That Schindler's List flick was way too merry.

    14. Re:Too cuddily by FurryFeet · · Score: 2

      If Speilberg directs Episode III there will be some sort of cute and cuddily ending to it.

      You mean like those goddamned ewoks?

    15. Re:Too cuddily by betis70 · · Score: 1

      >>Episode III is supposed to one of the darkest films in the series

      So maybe Lucas should get Tim Burton to direct it.

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    16. Re:Too cuddily by Phil+Wilkins · · Score: 1

      ...nor indeed that they are the narrators of this particular fairy tale from the future.

    17. Re:Too cuddily by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should have Jay and Silent Bob replace C-3P0 and R2-D2, respectively.

    18. Re:Too cuddily by jafac · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No, it seemed to me that they were aliens too - because by that time, the earth was all a big frozen wasteland - pretty much lifeless. The "obvious" message was that they were aliens.

      When you sit down and think about it, it doesn't make one damn bit of difference whether they're aliens or descendants of the original robots. Six of one, half-a-dozen of the other.

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    19. Re:Too cuddily by Peyna · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why would a lifeless planet matter to robots as long as they had a viable power source?

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    20. Re:Too cuddily by ShortSpecialBus · · Score: 1

      Everytime I read a post like this with moderator points I have to remember that I don't mod down for me disagreeing with the opinion or for the poster having no idea what he/she is talking about.

      the +5 comment reply to this pretty much nailed it...waht dark film has Lucas ever done?
      Spielburg nailed Schindler's List (how can you get darker than that?) and Saving Private Ryan (as mentioned in that +5 post).

      So remember moderators, don't mod down for uninformed drivel...that's what the internet is all about.

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  36. Pick a side.... by Darth_brooks · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Time to burn off some karma.

    1). Spielberg isn't the savior.

    2). No one is the savior for star wars

    Now, this isn't to say the second trilogy sucks. I thought ep. 1 was bearable, there were some things to change, mostly in the the promotion (c'mon, seeing darth maul break out the second blade of the lightsabre would've been way cooler if you didn't know about it ahead of time. It might have been hard to keep from "knowing" about, but we didn't need to see it in the first trailer.), and certainly there were some major issues with dialouge. Lucas didn't have any recent experience in film. He didn't know, or didn't have anyone telling him he was making bad choices. Hell in '98 we were drooling over spoilers that in retrospect killed the film. ("Full CG characters! wow! I don't know how they'll be implimented but that's cool!")

    Ep. 2 made progress. But from the percieved failure of Ep. 1, no one was willing to give the movie any kind of a shake. When 1 was released, there was a devoted throng of geeks who thought they'd be "smarts" and spend weeks on end spouting off about just how bad the film was. That same contingent multiplied and said 2 marked the death of a franchiese, lucas has lost his touch, and it's all a huge mistake.

    Sorry, but nothing will please the die hard of vocal Star Wars "fans" who want nothing more than to make a name by voicing their opinions. What's really sad, and what no SW geek will admit to, is the similarity between SW geeks and Internet WWE wrestling fans. After every RAW or Smackdown! there is a hard core group of fans that nit pick every blown move, every plot hole, every bit of less than logical storytelling. The result is that the WWE has begun catering to the more vocal internet fans more in their storylines. Check the ratings, the majority of the fans aren't buying it. The WWE has tried boosting ratings with signings of bigger name talent, and shocking storyline moves, all to no avail. Only now they've alienated both the smarts and the live / casual fans.

    Same with Star Wars. Lucas could sign Spielberg up to direct episode 3, bring back harrison ford, sign Jet Li as the villan, and promise full frontal nude shots of Natalie Portman, but why? It probaly won't change much. The dialouge may get better with Spielberg at the helm, the story might get a little stronger and better paced, but it's not going to shut the "fans" up. The same contingent will just insert "Spielberg" into their rants instead of lucas. Hell, Francis Ford Coppola is close with lucas, let's throw him in the mix.

    No matter who directs, you'll still get the same dearth of comparisions to each directors poor efforts. "Episode 3 sucked as bad as 'howard the duck' or 'always' or 'the godfather 3'" Come to think of it, Spielberg tanked out with a recent Sci Fi outing (or has 'AI' been forgotten that quickly?) and Coppola makes some pretty foul casting choices. (Can you say daddy's little girl? I thought so.) So long as the comic book guy wanna-be's have ammunition, they'll use it.

    Face it. The 'net will never be happy with star wars. It was destined to be. But the bottom line doesn't lie, Star Wars is still the biggest franchiese movie out there. It's still got a strong devoted following. (I'll buy into the matrix when I see how well the film stands up to an audience that has seen bullet time and slow-mo action in every action movie made in the last two years.)

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    1. Re:Pick a side.... by Sloppy · · Score: 5, Funny
      sign Jet Li as the villan, and promise full frontal nude shots of Natalie Portman, but why? It probaly won't change much.

      Let's not be hasty. I think I want to see this Jet Li and nude Portman movie.

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    2. Re:Pick a side.... by c.derby · · Score: 1

      "Come to think of it, Spielberg tanked out with a recent Sci Fi outing (or has 'AI' been forgotten that quickly?)"

      But not his MOST recent SCiFi outing...

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    3. Re:Pick a side.... by charlie763 · · Score: 1

      The only thing that can save Star Wars is if Episode III is directed by Kevin Smith with an advisory comittie composed of Star Wars geeks.

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    4. Re:Pick a side.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Matrix was leagues above Episode 1, and 2. Episode 6 almost falls below it. But the Matrix is great for a different set of reasons, its the Star Wars for the late 90's crowd. Its already a classic despite the over used slo mo effects. Its not perfect but it was pretty good.

    5. Re:Pick a side.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You make a good point: Star Wars does and always has sucked as bad as WWE.

      You bring up another point: Just like the WWE, people are getting sick of Star Wars' low quality.

    6. Re:Pick a side.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh, someone finally got what I was trying to say.



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    7. Re:Pick a side.... by Flamerule · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Long post... if I'm reading you correctly, the gist of it seems to be that the hardcore Star Wars fans nitpicked Episode II to death, in anger over their perceived failure of Episode I, and that now nothing can save the prequel trilogy from their slings and arrows.
      Face it. The 'net will never be happy with star wars. It was destined to be.

      Let's get this straight: it wasn't destined to be. Let's look at the the first episode of the Lord of the Rings movie Trilogy: an insanely great success for Peter Jackson -- critically, commercially, and for the majority of fans. The most devoted Tolkien purists and nitpickers did what they could to sabotage the film, but it wasn't enough. Take a spin over to the twin Tolkien newsgroups, rec.arts.books.tolkien and alt.fan.tolkien, and you'll find a fair number of fans so blinded in their fanatacism, they were unable to accept the movie as the adaptation it was, and had to be, instead of some 12-hour visual recitation of the novel.

      But these fans couldn't make a dent in Fellowship's success -- because it was a great movie. Peter Jackson proved that it is possible to live up to all but the very extremest of expectations, and hopefully The Two Towers will succeed just as spectacularly. Lesson: if your movie kicks ass, people won't hate it, loudly, to everyone they meet. Duh.

      So long as the comic book guy wanna-be's have ammunition, they'll use it.

      In this case, everyone has ammunition, and everyone should use it to voice their displeasure. George Lucas tanked with Episode I -- it was a shitty movie, just in general, and when compared to the original trilogy. When Episode II turned out be crap too, just not quite as crappy as the first one, the fans, rightfully, revolted. Lucas had 2 fucking chances, and he blew them both. It's not a case of nitpicking here... Lucas deserves to be called out, by everyone, for the poorly-acted, overdone, not-very-entertaining films he's spewed out for us. The public, hell, the Star Wars franchise, deserves better.

      Episode III is everyone's last chance for a good Star Wars movie: since Lucas is incapable of producing a movie anyone actually wants to watch, it might be better for everyone if someone else got a chance at directing it.

    8. Re:Pick a side.... by The_Shadows · · Score: 2

      there were some things to change, mostly in the the promotion (c'mon, seeing darth maul break out the second blade of the lightsabre would've been way cooler if you didn't know about it ahead of time. It might have been hard to keep from "knowing" about, but we didn't need to see it in the first trailer.)

      Along that line, I really did not need to see, in the previews for AOTC, Yoda jumping around on crack, flailing his lightsaber about like a mad-muppet. I saw the preview after I saw the movie. Some of my friends didn't.

      AOTC is really just a kind of blah movie that leads up to Jedi v. Battle Droids, Clone v. Battle Droids, and Yoda v. Everyone fights. There is no movie. I refuse to watch the first 3/4 of the movie (the filler) ever again. Once Mace walks into the Arena, I'd start watching.

      E1: I haven't it seen since the first time in the theater. I don't care if I ever see it again.

      I'll see E3 (Unfortunately not the gaming festival) when it comes out. Pray your Gods deliver us a good E3. Me, I'm an Atheist.

    9. Re:Pick a side.... by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • [blah blah blah, egotistical fans will pan Ep3 whatever, so there's no point in trying to do a good one, blah blah blah]

      Are you honestly saying that there's no point in making a decent episode 3 simply because Comic Book Guys will shred it on first release?

      That is the most appalling attitude that I have seen espoused about films in a long time. Should we all just send letters to the MPAA saying "Make any old crap you want. It really doesn't matter, you don't need us to like it, just to pay to see how much we hate it."

      The sad part is that this attitude already seems endemic. Personally, I'm going to sit it out until Ang Lee and James Shamus bring us the Hulk in 2003. If that falls flat, then that about wraps it up for Hollywood as far as I'm concerned. :(

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    10. Re:Pick a side.... by swankypimp · · Score: 3, Funny
      Hell, Francis Ford Coppola is close with lucas, let's throw him in the mix.

      (Spaceship enters the Death Star. Alien heads on pikes are everywhere, and there is weird tribal drum music in the background.)

      Natalie Portman: There's a conflict in every human heart between the rational, the irrational, between what's good and the Dark Side of the Force. And Good does not always triumph. Every man has a breaking point. You and I have. Kurtz-- I mean Palpatine-- has reached his and obviously he has gone insane.

      Obi-Wan: Annakin, can we see Palpatine?

      Wild-eyed Hayden Christiansen: Hey, man, you don't talk to the Emperor. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense...

      Mace Windu: I love the smell of lightsaber in the morning! Jar-Jar don't surf!

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    11. Re:Pick a side.... by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Ep. 2 made progress. But from the percieved failure of Ep. 1, no one was willing to give the movie any kind of a shake. When 1 was released, there was a devoted throng of geeks who thought they'd be "smarts" and spend weeks on end spouting off about just how bad the film was. That same contingent multiplied and said 2 marked the death of a franchiese, lucas has lost his touch, and it's all a huge mistake.

      Sorry, but nothing will please the die hard of vocal Star Wars "fans" who want nothing more than to make a name by voicing their opinions.


      I was never a diehard fan.

      However, I saw Episode 1, and vowed that I wouldn't make the mistake of giving George Lucas any more of my money. As simple as that.

      (And given that I also chose a long while ago never to see anything by Stephen Spielberg again -- overly sentimental, commercial crap -- even getting him to direct wouldn't have drawn me back to the franchise.)

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    12. Re:Pick a side.... by Bnonn · · Score: 1
      • Should we all just send letters to the MPAA saying "Make any old crap you want. It really doesn't matter, you don't need us to like it, just to pay to see how much we hate it." [...] Personally, I'm going to sit it out until Ang Lee and James Shamus bring us the Hulk in 2003. If that falls flat, then that about wraps it up for Hollywood as far as I'm concerned.
      People still pay for Hollywood movies?
    13. Re:Pick a side.... by jafac · · Score: 2

      tee-hee. I like. :)

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    14. Re:Pick a side.... by trevinofunk · · Score: 1
      " But the bottom line doesn't lie, Star Wars is still the biggest franchiese movie out there. "

      Last time I checked, there were about 20 James Bond movies and only 5 star wars thus far.

  37. After seeing AotC... by bopo · · Score: 5, Funny


    After seeing Attack of the Clones I almost contacted Lucas begging for the job... anything to stop that man... please stop... please...

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  38. Here's why... by Ma$$acre · · Score: 1

    IMHO, the problem is that G.L. has set himself up as king and can't find anyone who will say no. Everyone in that environment probably looks up to him as a god and an icon and they don't want to say no. If you were at ILM and Lucas said to make Jar Jar, you'd do it. Hell... I know I would! All this is self-reinforcing to the point that Lucas won't allow other opinions. He's just too involved and this is his baby from start to finish. I can understand it. At least he's listening to the fans SOME, but my guess is that the prequels will go down as shit movie making with no soul and only eye Candy.

    No more days of reviewing the movies 100 times because they just don't get old (with the exception of the ROTJ Ewok/Mark Hamil acting Debacle)

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    1. Re:Here's why... by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      the prequels? Face it, Star Wars is poor, Empire is GOOD, ROTJ is dreadful, Ep1 is worse and AOTC is just plain bad. 1 out of 5 isn't a good hit rate.

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  39. Good for Lucas! by Teknogeek · · Score: 1

    I did NOT want to see Jango Fett carrying a comlink instead of a blaster rifle.

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  40. on spielberg and crack by vectra14 · · Score: 1

    ...so he went to get crack from kubrick :)

  41. Indeed... by Chasing+Amy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Indeed, Spielberg has the pedigree to set *Star Wars* straight. Looking at his directorial filmography on IMDB reveals a great mix of both serious films, good sci-fi, and endearing movies that appeak to kids. That's a perfect rcipe for directing a great *Star Wars* film, whereas Lucas has gotten carried away by technology to the point of believing CG can replace plot and emotion.

    Seriously, compare the use of CG in the two *Star Wars* prequels to the use of CG in *Minority Report* and the original *Jurassic Park*. Spielberg's films have plot and emotion at the center, with the CG as an important element used to bring realism to the sci-fi element--but the CG is never put before the plot and emotion. Lucas' *SW* prequels on the other hand relegate plot and emotion to the back-burner--even in *AotC* when Anakin and Padme are supposedly in love, the audience never really feels it. They have how much on screen time together again--and how much of that is taken up by screechingly corny and hackneyed cliches? Ack, what a disgrace. Even Lucas' best CG in the film is botched--the Yoda fight scene was awesome, but far too short and far less dramatic than it should have been. Remember the tension when Obi Wan fought Vader in *SW*? Remember the tension when Luke fought Vader in *RotJ*? It really wasn't there in the Yoda bout, because Lucas can't write and direct worth crap anymore.

    Seriously, with Spielberg doing the directing and fixing the dialogue, and Lucas doing the special effects, future *SW* films would be truly great. As it is, we can only really hope for *better* than the two prequels so far, but probably not as good as the older films.

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    1. Re:Indeed... by stor · · Score: 1

      I agree with you almost completely. It was just this bit that I take issue with:

      "Lucas can't write and direct worth crap anymore."

      What do you mean "anymore" ? 8)

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    2. Re:Indeed... by good-n-nappy · · Score: 2

      The lame directing wouldn't be half as noticeable if it wasn't for the totally worthless screenplay. I swear Lucas must have gone to an elementary school playground to get ideas for the fight scene dialog. Remember this line (gist): "We can not settle this with the force. We must go to the light sabers."

      Surely with all that money he's stolen from us, he can afford to hire a writer to remind him how people actually talk.

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    3. Re:Indeed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Speak like that you do not? Strange perhaps are you?

    4. Re:Indeed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree for the most part, but the Yoda fight scene was comedy, why would there be tension?

    5. Re:Indeed... by Chasing+Amy · · Score: 2

      > I agree for the most part, but the Yoda fight scene was comedy, why would there be tension?

      That's the sad part. I guarantee Lucas was convinced that audiences would be glued to their seats in awe, rather than laughing hysterically... Which, of course, is what would have happened if the scene were done correctly. If done correctly, people would have initially laughed at the comedic value of Yoda in a lightsaber bout--but then they'd have been awestruck, and overcome with tension.

      But no, because the fight was all wrong, the dialogue was insipid, and Count Dooku damn well wasn't a Darth Vader--we never fear him because he's a caricature from childrens' cartoons, not a menacing figure like Vader was.

      The result is something Lucas surely intended to be on par with the lightsaber duels in his earlier films, and even surpass it--and instead he turned it into a quick joke that takes audiences off guard at first, but which will have no huge impact on future viewings.

      Comparing it to, for example, Luke's big fight with Vader at the end of *RotJ*, the Luke/Vader duel still has palpable tension and impact every time I view the film again. Does the Yoda bout with Dooku offer much on later viewings? Not much...and that's a sign that Lucas went wrong.

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    6. Re:Indeed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you just throw you $9 at a lame-assed Jerry Bruckenheimer movie. Millions of dollars used up in the worst, over-the-top, cheesey, tacky dialogue you can imagine.

    7. Re:Indeed... by The+Grey+Eminence · · Score: 1

      Speaking of crack, I'm cracking up now, too...

      I'm sure SW fans who speak like that actually do exist.

  42. no biggie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This really isnt that big of a deal. Probably just some thing Speilburg said once in one of hundreads of press interviews he does a year now slashdot will blow it out of proportion.

  43. what about 7-9? by nick357 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I say let Steve direct the three episodes that George says he isn't going to do -- numbers 7 through 9. Heck -- its better than not getting them at all... and letting someone put a new twist on them at that stage might be alright.

    1. Re:what about 7-9? by novas007 · · Score: 1

      The storyline for those is already written. Go check out the Rogue Squadron series. Start here

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    2. Re:what about 7-9? by Tycho · · Score: 1

      What will the story be for ep. 7-9? Okay, the universe is saved, now what do we do? Hey we could fight remnants of the Empire, or add a new enemy to fight. Hey wait a minute, they already did that in the books and in any case seems to me to be about as tacky as Cinderella II or Terminator III. The best thing that Steve could do is would be to collaborate with a good sci-fi writer and come up with a another series of movies inspired by Star Wars, but much different in plot and setting.

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    3. Re:what about 7-9? by BoBaBrain · · Score: 3, Funny

      I imagine we will see Episodes 7-9 sooner than expected.

      After all, for how long can Lucas ignore Mark Hamill's constant begging letters?

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    4. Re:what about 7-9? by digitalsushi · · Score: 2

      I believe episode 6 is the condensed version of what would be 7, 8, and 9. I heard there was another story arc where Luke ended up being evil, and his sister came to save him and his father. Then they figured it was too much so they changed a few relationships and dropped the Luke-evil arc.

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    5. Re:what about 7-9? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are many many possible storylines that could be used for Episodes 7-9, why do you think Rogue Squadron should be the one?

      I prefer Timothy Zahn's trilogy with Grand Admiral Thrawn, or possibly the Jedi Academy.

  44. Not a terrible idea... by gdyas · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Not that these movies are of any real importance as an issue whatsoever, but here goes:

    Despite people's misconceptions about Spielberg being a warm/fuzzy director, Lucas is not, nor has he ever been, 1/10th the director Spielberg is. Spielberg with some good writing support probably wanted to help, to try to turn the epI characters back into human beings for epII after Lucas' major pooch screw. Nobody knows what Lucas thinks - is he cashing in? Is he a megalomaniac? Who knows? Who gives a shit? All I know is the past two movies are tripe I wouldn't allow in my home to poison my DVD collection. And I really liked IV & V too, and thought VI wasn't great, but OK.

    Nevermind what the fanboys think, the prequels have been fucked over by one thing -- Lucas' total control over all aspects of the project. The SW prequels are a tragedy caused by a lack of hollywood industry control & standards, not an overbearance of them. Any major studio management/production team on any other project would've seen the dailies of epI & II and demanded a change in directors, but because Lucas has the $ and carte blanche to do what he wants he never has to answer to anyone, and with his inability to write or direct simple believable dialogue he's the biggest liability to his own legacy.

    Think about it -- since the first three, outside of some TV production he hadn't directed a feature film since Jedi in '83. That's 16 fucking years out of practice. So now he's a hack, and somewhere deep I think he knows it. He should've been a deeply involved producer and brought in a big-time director that knows how to direct actors instead of mainframes, who hasn't been out of the game for a generation, someone like Spielberg, for all of these prequels.

    Despite the verbosity above, none of it really matters for me - to me it's just movies, give or take. But to Lucas I have to assume it's something more, that it's art, and he's actively fucking it to shit. Too bad. I guess even the best painters eventually became bad imitators of themselves, but it doesn't make it any fun to watch.

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    1. Re:Not a terrible idea... by SpryGuy · · Score: 1

      Lucas didn't direct Jedi.

      He didn't direct Empire either.

      He directed the original.

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    2. Re:Not a terrible idea... by Lil'wombat · · Score: 1
      Well Said!

      I couldn't help but think that the whole effort for EpII was phoned in. I watched Lucas's sad appearance on the Star Wars Fan Films special - you could tell that he had no real connecion with the film.

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  45. Read further down. by Soko · · Score: 2

    Spielberg says tha a fourth Indiana Jones flick is on the way too.

    "It's a chance for all of us to go back and feel young and act young. Harrison is going to be full of energy, as he always is."

    He concluded: "It's going to be very exciting. Even though he will be 62 by the time this film comes out, Harrison hasn't lost the snap in his whip."


    My wife hopes I'm full of energy and haven't lost the snap in my (ahem) whip when I'm 62 as well. ;^)

    Soko

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    1. Re:Read further down. by ShortSpecialBus · · Score: 1

      I believe if you were dating Calista Flockhart (Like I believe Ford is...) you wouldn't have any trouble keeping your whip snappy...

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  46. Spielberg Denied Crack by SeanTobin · · Score: 2

    I don't get it. Everyone else in Hollywood gets all the crack they want, but Lucas seems to think that just because he's filming Star Wars that Speilberg doesn't deserve his crack. Maybe this is why Episodes 1 and 2 sucked so much. Lucas didn't give anyone thier crack.

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  47. Jedi Knight movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After they finish the prequels, I wonder if they'll ever consider making films based on the Dark Forces/Jedi Knight games.

  48. Two words.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Schindler's List.

    'Nuf said.

    1. Re:Two words.... by mandolin · · Score: 1

      Yes, and even selected parts of Saving Private Ryan, mostly the battle scenes.

    2. Re:Two words.... by Ryosen · · Score: 1

      Schindler's List was a great film, as was Saving Private Ryan. However, I wouldn't consider either of them dark. Schindler's List was dramatic, drawing on actual history. Saving Private Ryan drew on real world events, although it was a work of fiction. Spielberg's style of direction leans more on the sentimental which, for the final installment of SW, would not be appropriate. Remember, we're supposed to hate Vader, one of the most villified characters in cinematic history. We're not supposed to feel sorry for the Lost Boy.

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  49. Interesting and related story at Aint It Cool News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take a look at this link: http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=12674
    I don't see why George doesn't let Spielberg direct Episode 3. It seems as though Lucas doesn't even like SW all that much anymore anyway.

  50. ...Don't throw the retards out with the bathwater. by bluethundr · · Score: 0, Troll

    Okay, okay. So some of Spielberg's work is odious. As is Lucas' revisionist history. And maybe Spielberg DID give us A.I. and Gremlins.

    But then again, Spielberg did also give us Amistad and Schindler's List!(!!!) Tho, I'm afraid that a Speilberg helmed SW would be far more like the former two.

    But at least the guy does have some noteworthy accomplishments. What the heck have you ever done but hurl insults like "1 1z 1337, y0u 1z ph@Gg0+!!!~~~!!! ph3&|2 m3" in UT chat?

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  51. Speilberg losing it, too. by Animats · · Score: 1
    After "AI" and "Jurassic Park III", it's clear that Speilberg has also lost it. (Did Jurassic Park III even have a theatrical release, or was it just direct-to-video?)

    But at least Speilberg doesn't go overboard on the merchandising. The injection-moulded plastics industry is still trying to unload Jar Jar Binks merchandise, or at least recycle it into something useful. (You can't even sell the stuff on eBay.)

    On the brighter side, Lucas cancelled plans for Episodes 7, 8, and 9.

    1. Re:Speilberg losing it, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jurassic Park III was in theaters.

    2. Re:Speilberg losing it, too. by smallstepforman · · Score: 2

      Speilberg didn't direct JP3. Check imdb.

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  52. The diffrence is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lucas isn't dead, and can tell spielburg if it sucks.

  53. Not directing Ep 3 by Gizzmonic · · Score: 1

    But spielberg did get the nod to direct the Off-Broadway musical "Petrified by Hot Grits," starring Natalie Portman and Slashdot's own Commander Taco! When reached for comment, Taco said, "Pour some hot grits down my pants!!!! Oops , I forgot to click "post anonymously!"

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  54. Jar-Jar Denied Coke in Cuba by shird · · Score: 1

    After many failed attempts at spin-off sitcoms, including 'Everybody hates Jar-Jar', Jar-Jar binks reduced to pimping himself off on the streets, but was soon offered a lucrative cocaine deal. Apparently it was nothing more than a sneaky jedi mind trick, and he was later denied the coke. Speilberg later expressed sympathy towards Jar-Jar, having recently been denied Crack himself.

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  55. Yeah, Lucas Blows by Stardo · · Score: 0

    Basically he's a whore. Spielberg could do better with 1/3 of the budget Lucas is spending on advertising alone. Hell, if I ever get enough money I would remake the prequels the way they should be. I also heard Lucas is not going to make the three that come after Episode Six, which makes him more of a whore. Moreover, he gave the rights to Wizards of the Coast to the Star Wars Cards game, screwing over Decipher... and Wizards of the Coast made a crappy game that was a hack. I love the Decipher game. I hate Lucas. I've said my share. :P

  56. Jedi mind tricks again by LuckyPhil · · Score: 1, Funny

    Stephen: But I really want to direct this movie!!

    <George waves hand in a jedi like fashion>

    George: This isn't the movie you are lookig for
    George: Move along...

  57. On new ideas by defence+budget · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A new director would do good for SW. Think of what it did for The Empire Strikes Back, which is the best episode IMHO.

    Lucas seems to have a few cliched (if I may say so) fixations on SW - A Roman like Arena in every episode; hands being cut off with light sabres; a vehicle chase and so on and so forth. While these instruments added to the Story in TESB, they tend to be the story these days. On second thought, these have been borrowed from the original SW while nothing new has been added as one would hope.

    SW is fast becoming a translation of current day world to galactic terms. Since when did Jedi start saying "This is Jedi Business, every body relax" after bar brawls? Sounds too much like Police or FBI. I am sure that whatever his shortcomings, Steven Sp. can do a better job. The romance scenes from Ep II could do with a new director anyway.

    And let me not get started on the script. I am sure that any sensible director would avoid too many "My young apprentice" and "You should not - we must not" stuff.

    Well, there is my 2 penny worth.
    1. Re:On new ideas by Peyna · · Score: 1

      I am sure that any sensible director would avoid too many "My young apprentice" and "You should not - we must not" stuff.

      Or people saying "Milady" 100 times. Argh!

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  58. If only it were: Spielberg Denied Crack by dameron · · Score: 0

    we'd have a lot fewer "Phantom Menaces"

    Oh, wait! My bad! On reflection, all directors should have their access to crack monitored...

    -dameron

    1. Re:If only it were: Spielberg Denied Crack by Kredal · · Score: 2

      As Tracy Morgan said in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, "Miramax accounts for 74% of my business!"

      What he left unsaid was that Lucasarts accounts for the other 26%. (:

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  59. coincidence? by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1

    The little 'slashdot wisdom spot' at the bottom of the page when I loaded this discussion was, "There will be big changes ... but you will be happy."

    1. Re:coincidence? by GLevangelist · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Mine was "Dear Lord: Please make my words sweet and tender, for tomorrow I may have to eat them."

  60. Hate to say it... by InThane · · Score: 1

    ...but I did see Schindler's List and Saving Private Ryan - and on the whole, those were optomistic films, all about the triumph of the human spirit over adversity. In SPR, all these guys, who have slogged through crap, seen their comrades blown to hell, and being stuck in a horrible situation give themselves in order to save the life of one man, so that his family can go on.

    Schindler's List, well, if you didn't cry tears of pride for Oscar Schindler in that last little bit, when they bring him the ring they made, then you have no heart. The waterworks didn't really start for me until the survivors started putting stones on his grave, but that film was all about Redemption, not the Fall.

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  61. there is something spielberg can still try by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

    all he has to do is knock off Lucas, and then say as his best friend Lucas would have wanted him to direct the next star wars.

    Just like he did with kubrick and AI:)

    in any event he might as well after seeing TPM even spielberg would be an improvement.

    and no i have not seen aotc.

  62. What about Tim Burton? by Zinho · · Score: 1

    I know it would never happen, but I have to wonder what Tim Burton would do with ep3. If you want dark, I think he could do the job. And there's some chance that he'd even let George go wild on CG, just keep it focused... I could go for that.

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    1. Re:What about Tim Burton? by Enry · · Score: 2

      Yea, but then he'd have to kick out John Williams and replace him with Danny Elfman. Less orchestra, more..uhm...more something.

    2. Re:What about Tim Burton? by buckeyeguy · · Score: 2
      Interesting idea there (they'd have to boot out John Williams and have Danny Elfman do the SW theme music though...and maybe Johhny Depp as the semi-adult Vader? Ouch!)

      But if we're going down *this* road... may as well have John Waters do the last SW flick. Sure, SW3 would have to be set in Baltimore, and... and...

      [this post has been abandoned as the poster's head appears to have exploded. Sorry for the mess.]

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    3. Re:What about Tim Burton? by Kredal · · Score: 2

      less orchestra, more violins and children singing "la la la la, la la la la"

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  63. Jurassic Park III by drewness · · Score: 1

    To give Speilberg some credit, he didn't direct Jurassic Park III. Someone named Joe Johnston did.

  64. There is no Comparison between Lucas and Spielberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lucas is a one trick pony while Spielberg can do it all. You have to be delusional to think Lucas is anywhere near Spielberg. It's like comparing a Corvette to a souped up Fiat.

  65. What's sad is, Lucas just really is'nt a director by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

    At least not anymore. A quick scan of his resume shows outside of Star Wars, Lucas has'nt been at the helm of a film in the directors chair since 1973's American Graffiti.

    29 years, with the execption of a couple trys at Star Wars can leave you a little rusty. (And in my opinion, it shows). Thats not to say that Lucas is'nt an excellent craftsman, and his contributions to the field of special effects, amoung countless other acheivements should not be discounted.

    But, just because your really good and building violins does'nt mean you're the best choice to conduct a symphony.

    Spielberg on the other hand has had a lot more practice wearing a directors hat (despite some unfortunate misses). His work with the late Kubric has rubbed off on him, which shows in the spactacular visual style in A.I. and the more recent minority report (albeit with some disapointing storylines).

    Personally I think Spielberg's experience as a director would provide the perfect compliment to the imagination and storytelling that Lucas can put out when he's at his best. It's really a shame this won't happen.

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  66. But a Star Wars with Ads in the background... by TalShiar00 · · Score: 1

    I don't think I would be able to stand the product placements. That is just one thing that seriously ruins his movies.

    1. Re:But a Star Wars with Ads in the background... by Carthis · · Score: 1

      Ads for whom, pray tell? Remember, this isn't exactly set on or near earth. It's a long time ago, in a galaxy far away. Drink DarthCoke? Hmm.

    2. Re:But a Star Wars with Ads in the background... by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 1

      I'd drink DarthCoke ;P

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    3. Re:But a Star Wars with Ads in the background... by Carthis · · Score: 5, Funny

      I find your lack of taste disturbing. :)

  67. Re:No. by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    Actually, yes. This will eventually happen. "Movies", maybe not, but I expect that at some point either Lucas will Crack or Die, and we'll see a slew of horribly bad titles claiming the Star Wars name. An animated Series of Zahn's saga on the Sci-Fi channel could be good, but then, it wont be, so there.
    Hey wait, this is horribly off-topic, why the hell am I posting this?

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  68. I say BURY the show. by josh+crawley · · Score: 1, Troll

    Movies, series, whatever all ends. Well, the way Star Wars is going, it's going into the shitter. Overall, people dont like ep 1, and they hate ep2. ANd if you were around back then, you oughtta remember why Star Wars was popular. Hint: It wasnt the plot (try special fx). They just created more shows for revenue. They were just hooks to continue the first one.

    Jump ahead a few years. Now we have 2 new movies which are crap. The director, along with most of your standard directors stink. They make mush of a movie that the "public will like".

    Well, at least 3 of the shows were decent. Quit while you're ahead.

    I'll know I'm gonna get flamebait from some fanboy. Go ahead. I know it's the truth though.

    1. Re: I say BURY the show. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

      > Movies, series, whatever all ends. Well, the way Star Wars is going, it's going into the shitter. Overall, people dont like ep 1, and they hate ep2. ANd if you were around back then, you oughtta remember why Star Wars was popular. Hint: It wasnt the plot (try special fx). They just created more shows for revenue. They were just hooks to continue the first one.

      Amen, brother!

      SW was actually pretty dumb by any objective criterion, but it worked as a movie because it was just a space opera / action flick with no goals other than to have and give a good time.

      Unfortunately, the Joseph Campbell connection came up, the media and the fans took it way too seriously, and Lucas tried too hard to deliver on it in the next show and a half, but he just couldn't deliver serious flickature.

      And perhaps he realized that it wasn't working after ESB, because while continuing to try to follow through with the "heavy" stuff in RotJ, he also added in heroic teddybears for the kiddies.

      And as if he hadn't mucked things up enough by that point, by the time he got around to doing E1 he completely dropped the attempts at a "heavy" story, but unfortunately, instead of returning to the mindless fun of SW he just left a huge gap in the motivations: the series was now "about" itself. So we got a meandering story with ill-conceived background concepts to help shove the plot forward, continued overkill kiddie-appeal, and an unmotivated dazzle of special effects to try to glue all that uninteresting stuff together into the blockbuster the public expected of him.

      Now, I'd like to continue this analysis through E2, but sadly, I didn't bother going to see it. There's better stuff on television.

      So what's Lucas' legacy?

      When he tried to give us a good time, he gave us a good time.

      When he tried to be great, he flopped.

      When he kept going without a focus, he made a fool out of himself.

      Now cereal box treats are the most enduring legacy of the grandly conceived nonolgy.

      And what's his solution for this?

      More of the same! Bugger off, Spielberg, fans, and critics! There's a trilogy to be finished! (I forget why I'm making it, but it's got to be done!) Bring on the animators! Call up Burger King and Pizza Hut! The show must go on!

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    2. Re: I say BURY the show. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, not *all* of the background is ill-conceived. The Jedi are a great idea (yes, it has been done before, but not quite the same way), and would make a great SF channel serial based entirely on their lives / story. I've even written a pilot called 'The Jedi' ;)
      While a serial would have somewhat of a Kung Fu feel, David Carradine had the Force but never had a lightsaber ;)

    3. Re: I say BURY the show. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      > Well, not *all* of the background is ill-conceived. The Jedi are a great idea...

      Sorry; I meant to indicate the virgin birth, chloro-midgets, and all the other crap served up in E1 in order to try to make the whole thing hang together.

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  69. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I say this.. Since Lucas used ETs in Ep.1 in the galactic senate scene. I think that Spielburg should have had an R2D2 roving trash can in Minority Report. ;) That'll teach 'em!

  70. Oh, darn. by pink_cup_and_hanger_ · · Score: 1

    Spielberg is totally over-rated. For example, for all the time, money, and effort spent on it, 'A.I.' was probably the worst f-cking movie I've seen in my entire life. He's an average director with huge budgets.

    1. Re:Oh, darn. by schon · · Score: 1

      'A.I.' was probably the worst f-cking movie I've seen in my entire life.

      Then you need to go spend some money at Blockbuster.. For starters, I recommend such (ahem) classics as Tammy and the T-Rex.

      Granted, I've not seen AI (and I'm not likely to, until it's played on TV), but "Tammy and the T-Rex" sets a whole new standard for "bad".

  71. Indiana Jones films not exactly empty.... by cyberon22 · · Score: 2, Informative

    There's a really fun essay called "Not Exactly A Knight" written by Susan Aronstein. I got my copy online a while ago, but since it doesn't seem to be posted anymore, here's the hard-copy reference instead. [Aronstein, Susan. (Summer 1995). "'Not Exactly a Knight': Arthurian Narrative and Recuperative Politics in the Indiana Jones Trilogy." Cinema Journal].

    A couple of interesting quotes to give the flavor of the piece:

    Temple of Doom

    In Temple, Indiana appears as an individual, a knight without a court, whose services are for sale in two currencies, the monetary currency offered by Lao Che and that of "fortune and glory" found in the quest for the Ankara stones. This Indiana, far from being the ideal subject, is adamantly nonconstructed, dangerously individual. His sole ideology seems to be the one he reminds Lao Che of as he presses his knife into Willie's side: "anything goes," a code that leads to the chaos of the opening vignette. This vignette shows Indiana for what he is -- a mercenary out for his own gain, uninterested in "right" and uncontrolled by any sort of chivalric or cultural code, as evidenced by his treatment of Willie. The Temple of Doom is an Arthurian romance without Arthur and without a court; the story of an uncontrolled knight, like the Red Knight of Chretien's Perceval, bashing other knights, of a knight, like Perceval, in need of a court.

    Raiders of the Lost Ark

    Yet, as the film explicitly identifies Marian with the various "objects" that Indiana must acquire, the two plots merge in the film's exposition of its thematic center: the need for Indiana to change his attitude toward the "objects" he seeks and accept his cultural responsibility as a citizen of a vindicated and privileged moral authority. In the beginning of the film, his attitude toward both the ark and Marian is that of a plunderer, a careless acquirer of objects who is unwilling to accept any responsibility for them. While Marcus and the American Army Intelligence recognize the ark as a symbol of both privilege and responsibility (the quest for the ark is the quest "to get a hold of [it] before the Nazis do" and to defeat Hitler and keep the world safe for democracy), Indiana sees things quite differently. His values are still the values of the Indiana Jones who set out to possess the South American idol. His motivation stems neither from dreams of America's glory nor nightmares of Nazi victory but from the simple assurance that the museum will get the Ark, an object that he defines as "a find of incredible historical significance," scoffing at Marcus's tales of the "bogey man." Similarly, his attitude toward Marian, as delineated by her own accusations when they are reunited and his initial reasons for taking her on, illustrates his code of take-as-take-can-and-consequences-be-damned: anything goes.

    Quest for the Holy Grail

    As the film progresses, the need for books, old wisdom, and careful thought becomes increasingly apparent as the Nazis' book-burning party explicitly identifies "evil" with the destruction of old traditions. The knowledge of those same traditions saves the two Joneses' hides more than once and, finally, allows Indiana to achieve the Grail. The first instance of the power of books occurs when it looks as though the villains in the plane are going to succeed in running them down. Indiana is at a loss; Dad, however, comes to the rescue, using his umbrella to shoo the seagulls up into the propellers, thus bringing down the plane and destroying the enemy. His explanation: I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne, 'Let my army be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky.' " In this case, reading and knowledge yield answers when wit and strength have none. As Jones, Sr., replies when the Nazis demand of the Grail diary, "What does this tell you that it doesn't tell us?" "It tells me that goosestepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them." And when he uses his fountain pen to stave off the German army, Marcus quips, "The pen, the pen, you see, is mightier than the sword."

    I actually don't think the author succeeds in her point: arguing that the Indiana Jones trilogy stands as Arthurian legend: most of the themes she identified (correctly) can be attributed mostly to character development, etc. without invoking the Grail legend, etc.

    That being said, to the extent that there IS any substance of this sort to the films, it seem much more likely to have been due to Lucas than Spielberg. As much as Slashdotters may enjoy trashing AOTC, it is one probably one of the most interesting intellectual films to be released in the last year for those familiar with film symbolism, etc. Spielberg has never even come close to the kind of stuff Lucas pulls off there - not even in AI.

    1. Re:Indiana Jones films not exactly empty.... by Kharny · · Score: 1

      Please tell me you haven't seen schindlers list.......

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  72. +1 parent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    enough said

  73. Kasdan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    This is against popular myth, but Kasdan was brought in as a writer for Empire Strikes Back to revise Leigh Brackett's draft after she took ill (and later died of cancer). Leigh provided the real heart to Empire and deserves the bulk of the credit, not Kasdan.

    Need proof? Just look at Kasdan's treatment of Return of the Jedi. Is Jedi in the same league, writing-wise, as Empire? Heck no!!!

    Tom

  74. WTF is your problem, people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One. You are not directors, you are slack jawed fans.

    Two. Spielburg is a director, and a damned decent one at that. See his list of successful films, availible at IMDB.

    Three. Spielburg and Lucas HAVE WORKED TOGETHER BEFORE, creating one of the most successful collection of films. Ever.

    So, tell me, what's wrong with Spielburg walking up to Lucas and saying, "Hey, we did some crazy mad shit with Indy. We should work together again sometime. Maybe I can help you out on one of the Star Wars films, man, that'd be great?"

    And what's wrong with Lucas saying, "Yeah, we rock, but no thanks man, these're like my babies."?

    But, since such sane things are obviously horrible and Spielburg and/or Lucas are idiots, I might as well toss in some mindless drivel, too.

    The Tolkien estate should sue Lucas. Dooku was a rip off of Saruman. Man, look at it, you've got Saruman being 'evil' and 'good' at the same time, fighting against the Enemy, aka, the Dark Side. So then he tries to convince Gandalf, aka, 'Obi Wan' to join him, and naturally, there's refusal, some attempt at death, and an army out of nowhere. I'm surprised those droids didn't have a white hand painted on their bodies!

    I hear R2D2 bites someone's finger off in episode three!!!

    1. Re:WTF is your problem, people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative


      What you describe as being both "'evil' and 'good' at the same time" is a much older concept than Tolkien's time. Basically, that describes a liminal character. (It could be a liminal hero or a liminal villian.) Meaning that the hero or villian lives in two worlds at the same time - He lives at the threshold or gateway between two worlds. This dates back to Greek Mythology (Heracles) and has been ripped off in almost every story since. Dirty Harry, Jon McClean, Don Corleone -- all liminal characters.

    2. Re:WTF is your problem, people? by AAAWalrus · · Score: 1

      *snip*Dooku was a rip off of Saruman.*snip*

      Ha. It's easy to see it that way since Christopher Lee played both in characters in the movies. Let's see Lucas use CGI to animate an 80 year old Lee zipping around like Yoda on crystal meth.

      Forget crack. Gimme what Yoda was on.

  75. Lucas should have continued with 7-9, then do 1-3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Wouldn't it have been slicker if Lucas did 7,8,and 9, then gone back to do 1,2,and 3 later on? This way, he could have used the actors (Ford, Hamill, Fisher) while they were still somewhat young & viable in 7,8, and 9. Alec Guinness's passing proves this point.

    A swashbuckling Han Solo & Chewy, combined with a luny Yoda is what made 4,5,and 6 fun movies. We're all older now, and we want 1 & 2 to be as much fun as the originals were. In reality, 1 & 2 aren't fun at all - but they are serious movies with heavy plots. We miss the comic relief; the lightheartedness. Where did it go?

  76. What spaceships? by SoLoatWork · · Score: 2

    Spaceships? What spaceships? Ep2 had *one* space battle, consisting of a whopping *two* ships. Isn't it STAR Wars? Why the hell did the last two movies feature climactic LAND battles?!?!?!?

    1. Re:What spaceships? by colmore · · Score: 2

      Because they show off CGI better. In space, you might as well use models and stop motion.

      Remember, Lucas *hates people* and is trying to replace them with computers. Land battles let him have lots of fake people.

      Watching the new Star Wars movies is a little too much like watching a videogame cut sequence.

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    2. Re:What spaceships? by goid · · Score: 1


      I don't know if anyone else touched on this or not, but the first Star Wars movies were sold on a few things which are not around any more:

      * a simple story founded in fairy tales and mysticism
      * Harrison Ford and Carrie Fischer
      * then-new technical effects
      * it came about during a general slump in sci-fi popularity

      In E1, George ruined just about all of that. He had actors which could have carried the day, but it looks like he was too heavy handed with them. Certainly they are good, but having seen them in other movies, I know that something held them back too much.

      He replaced the wonderful mysticism of the Force, something perfect for dreaming about, with disappointing references to cellular anatomy and an immaculate conception. I still cannot fathom the point behind either of those.

      For all the beauty of the computer graphics in E1 and E2, they didn't look real. The robots look like toys, and they moved so unnaturally, with no menace at all. If their movement had been more like ants or something, and much faster, it would have at least been interesting. The corny voice acting for them didn't help.

      Jar-Jar. I don't even want to talk about that. Meesa wanna puke...

      The whole thing felt hollow, though E1 and E2 did have some great moments now and then. They were glimpses into what might have been, and seemed to occur in scenes were a director's control is at it's weakest. That speaks volumes to the problem with the new movies.

      So much of E2 was improved over E1, but the characters and story were still hollow.

      On a positive note, the capital planet was simply incredible. The feel for size and complexity was amazing. The Lucasfilm team could easily handle the work required for Asimov's Foundation planet of Trantor, and I think they could even do Bladerunner one better in creating a world for Wiliam Gibson's Neuromancer series (Gibson said the BR city was what he imagined when he writes about The Sprawl).

      Natalie Portman, despite corny lines, still made the picture good. Her gradual change into the mother of Leia is obvious, down to her dress, her independenc, and the way she fights. Ewan McGregor gradually becoming the elder Obi-Wan was also very well done. The young Skywalker's (Hayden Christiansen) lines were also a bit rough, but I think he did a good job of showing us glimpses of Vader, although it was an uneven portrayal at times. It would have helped a lot if we had seen more of his fight with the sandpeople. That episode was treated far too lightly to be taken seriously.

      Christopher Lee stole the show in many ways, and I almost hate to say this, but I hope he doesn't die before E3. The voice and the mannerisms were just about perfect. I wonder what his direction on the set was like. Likewise, Ewan McGregor in this movie seemed a bit more free to act.

      Boba Fett was very good as well.

      So many things were very good, but it's clear that something about the Lucas method keeps it from coming together. The potential is there, and I think that is perhaps the most frustrating thing about the new Star Wars movies.

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  77. On the other hand... by apg · · Score: 5, Funny

    While it could hardly be worse than what we've already been subjected to, just think what Episode 3 would be like if all we ended up getting was Spielberg's incessant product pimping on top of crap actors like Hayden Christensen spewing Lucas's junior high love note pap:

    "I've thought of her every day for the last ten years, Jar Jar. Every handful of Reese's Pieces reminds me of her beautiful, dark eyes."

    "You'sa soundin' like you be needin' a Pepsi, Ani."

    1. Re:On the other hand... by SamSpectre · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd like to see Ridley Scott do E3. After all, this is all about someone descending into darkness...

    2. Re:On the other hand... by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      I'd rather see Ridley Scott spend his time working on stuff he might be good at - like a move version of Lem's Fiasko, or Haldeman's Forever War - and let Lucas do his own movies. Like it or hate it, Star Wars is 100% pure Lucas.

    3. Re:On the other hand... by Bytenik · · Score: 1

      "You'sa soundin' like you be needin' a Pepsi, Ani."

      That's the funniest thing I've read in some time. Thanks for the good laugh!

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  78. Lucas is Scared! by D1ScDuC3 · · Score: 0

    Lucas is just trying to protect what he *thinks* is rightfully his because he is scared! And rightfully so, Spielberg IS a better Director. If you are to compare both George & Stevens latest films, Minority Report (MR) is far far better. Now I'm not saying that MR is out right awesome, but come on, the last two Star Wars Lucas has put out are not even close to par! I think Spielberg should Direct the last Star Wars episode. Or at the very least, the two should work together on it!

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  79. Dumb and Dumber by tstoneman · · Score: 1
    I would love to see Spielberg fuck up another movie franchise.

    Lucas has already annihilated the Star Wars franchise. That fucker has 1 more movie to go, and a whole shitload of ground to cover before he can even get close to trying to bridge Episode 2 to Episode 4.

    He's like the engineers who dug the Chunnel. As they got closer to completion they realized they were off by a couple of feet. It's the same with Lucas, he has written himself into a fucking corner with Episode 2, just like X-files. He's going to have to make Episode 3 AND Episode 3.5 just to bridge the gap.

    And Spielberg. What is he going to do, try to relive the legacy of Lucas like he tried to relive the legacy of Kubrick with that ridiculous piece of shit A.I.? Kubrick's estate should sue him for defamation of character. That piece of tripe that Spielberg shat out his ass is nothing like what Kubrick would have done, unless Kubrick was lobotomized.

    Spielberg hasn't spat out a great movie since Raiders. Everything else has been mediocre with 2 or 3 really-hard-to-swallow-plot-problems.

    But watching Spielberg put the final nail in the coffin of the Star Wars franchise as well would be sado-maschistic pleasure.

    Lord knows that Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade was shitty except for the hot Nazi chick. Everything that is the trademark of Indiana Jones was explained in a 2 minute period of his life. Didn't anyone have the guts to tell these idiots that that is just the stupidest thing they had ever seen? No, and that is why Indiana Jone 4 is going to suck, and so will Episode 3. These guys more worreid about erasing terrorist Halloween costumes and adding Barba-papa Jabba the Hutts than they are about making a quality story with acceptable dialogue.

    1. Re:Dumb and Dumber by buckeyeguy · · Score: 2
      Amen, brotha! I would only add to that fine post the reminder than when Spielberg is good with sci-fi, we get 'Close Encounters'... when he's bad with sci-fi, we get 'Batteries Not Included', one of the worst and most depressing films ever made (second only to A.I. in that regard).

      Bag Spielberg and let George do his own thing.

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  80. I'll say what nobody else will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I like them all. Every Star Wars movie ever made.
    What most people don't realize, there was bad
    acting in 4,5,6. Who cares? Excellent visuals, plot holes filled, and the love story is needed to help drive anakin to the dark side. You guys try to rewrite history! If steven teamed up with lucas it could be good, but it would defintely clash with the other movies.
    Get a grip, the movies are made, and they are good. If you dont like Georges vision, don't watch them.
    Tougey

  81. *his* baby? by Chris+Canfield · · Score: 2

    Many people have pointed out that Lucas hasn't directed a star wars since the original, and was given some (much needed) writing assistance by several very talented people.

    I wrote a long article detailing what happened to those people, but mozilla crashed. Damn debian using old binaries... When woody!? Dear god when!?

    Oh, sorry. Yes, the writer of Empire and the director of Jedi are both dead, and the director of empire is pushing 76... Kasdan (working from memory, spelling may be wrong) would be an excellent choice to bring some reality back to the plate, but I wouldn't hold my breath.

    There are several people in hollywood who are legendary directors. There are legendar writers. There are legendary producers. There are legendary effects people. There are no legendary director / writer / producer / effects people. That's like saying a good programmer should be able to design the computer, build it, program it, and draw the icons... It just ain't happening. Lucas needs to get it through his thick scull that he's a legendary effects / producer artist, and that he should rely on other geniuses when it comes to writing and directing.

    How can we make Lucas realize that he isn't infalliable? Maybe a protest boycott on the opening night of episode 3?

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  82. What are the alternatives? by tedDancin · · Score: 0

    Spielberg Denied Crack at Star Wars:
    SPIELBERG: "Oh well, pass me the bong then.."

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  83. You know what? by The_Shadows · · Score: 1

    Hey! He did just fine on part 1! Now I just need to wait for good versions of parts 2 and 3.

    Wait? Was this thread about Star Wars?

  84. With all due respect by by+Steven+Woston · · Score: 1

    James Cameron and George Lucas are in completely different classes. Lucas might have a better handle on state-of-the-art effects, but James Cameron knows how to take good special effects and combine them with other movie-making components and make truly brilliant films - with the right combination of emotion, witticism, screenplay and special effects.

    Spielburg probably would make a better Star Wars series than George Lucas through different directing techniques. I'd wager, though, that Lucas would have enough input to make it his own despite bringing in a different director.

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  85. Spielberg Denied Crack at Star Wars by erc · · Score: 1

    Oh ... I thought this was going to be one of those "Spielberg begged Lucas to share some of his crack with him, but Lucas refused". Muat've been that "Crack found on Space Shuttle" story that got me going. :)

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  86. Spielberg would spoil SW. by Qbertino · · Score: 2

    We all know that George Lucas kinda like ignores his actors for the larger part. He gives them Freedom, he gives some advice, but he's not the Director that goes into Character bulding very much. He's all more of the 'visual poetry' type. One gets the impression, that he would just like to make a long sequence of stills, pans and enviro shot of a variety of Space Opera Worlds (Bespin, Mos Aisly (dunno how thats spelled), Endor, Deathstar Interior) - all that is his visual style and it fits the Space Opera genre he's into so very much.
    Having Actors being something like Posers and not much more really doesn't bother in such a setting. On the contrary, it actualy goes along quite well.
    Spielberg on the other hand - with his own distinct visual handwriting (that 80s Kiddy Candy Movie look - that's all his - even AI had it!) would spoil the esprit of SW totally!!!
    He's a good director, no doupt, but keeping Spielbarg away from SW is just what I would do if I where a producer.

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    1. Re:Spielberg would spoil SW. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd have to disagree on that one. What the last two stories lacked was character development and didn't engage the audience. Pretty pictures don't make you believe in the characters.

  87. Re: the emperor's the last to admit he's naked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It has always been the perogative [sic] of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.
    -- Sandman, via Neil Gaiman

  88. Nitpick by scrm · · Score: 1
    I'll buy into the matrix when I see how well the film stands up to an audience that has seen bullet time and slow-mo action in every action movie made in the last two years.

    The groundbreaking visual technique in The Matrix was 'flow-mo'. 'Slow-mo' has been in use for quite a while longer (like, since the beginning of film).

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  89. Kershner by harmonica · · Score: 2

    Talking about directors in their 80s... Kershner is 79. I guess he has tons of ideas for his life other than participating in the making of another Star Wars movie.

  90. Actually... by Chasing+Amy · · Score: 2

    Actually, I had the weird idea after noticing how bad the script was for *AotC*, of taking a few weeks to dedicate to writing a really convincing fake script for the 3rd episode and then "leaking" it to a bunch of rumor sites later in the year just to see what the reaction would be. Compared to Lucas' own screenplay, I'm sure mine would be a gem... ;-) It would indeed be ironic if fan sites thought a false screnplay were better than the real one when the real one comes out. :-)

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    1. Re:Actually... by Rary · · Score: 1

      Please do it. Seriously. That's an awesome idea. I want to see this happen. I'd do it myself, but I'm a lazy bastard and would never get around to it. Oh ya, and I can't write to save my life. So please do it.

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  91. There were several E.T.'s in SW:TPM and SW:TCW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    According to the Inetrnet Movies Database (http://www.imdb.com)'s trivia sections: A group of aliens resembling E.T. (from E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)), and a group of reatures resembling the aliens from Alien (1979), can be seen in the Galactic Senate chamber shortly after Queen Amidala calls for a vote of no confidence in Chancellor Valorum. There are also rumors of a Elliot's shape flying with his bike in SW:TCW.

  92. WWE? by autopr0n · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    The WWE has tried boosting ratings with signings of bigger name talent, and shocking storyline moves, all to no avail. Only now they've alienated both the smarts and the live / casual fans.

    There are smart fake wrestling fans? Surely that can't be.

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  93. Oh please. by Jonas+Cord+Jr. · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    LOTR was great, but Peter Jackson isn't the magic director that will make any movie great. And how anyyone, blinding enthusiasm for LOTR not withstanding, is going to ludicrously maintain that WETA is better than ILM is something I'll never comprehend.

  94. Re:What's sad is, Lucas just really is'nt a direct by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    American Graffiti was really good though. Not good enough to make up for episodes one and two, but it was a darned good movie.

    Yeah, this is totally off-topic and schtuff.

  95. AI and Godfather 3 by leereyno · · Score: 2

    I thought AI was a good movie. Admittedly an appreciation of it requires an IQ higher than the temperature outside, but since when was that a bad thing? Shakespeare isn't for bozo's either.

    As for Coppolla's casting of his daughter, she was a last minute stand in for Winona Ryder who fell ill when shooting was scheduled to start. I'd rather have seen Winona in the movie myself since she's one of the most beautiful women on the face of the earth, and she can actually act. Sophia Coppolla might make for a good director (The Virgin Suicides), but an actress she is not, or at least WAS not back when GF-3 was made.

    Lee

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    1. Re:AI and Godfather 3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      "Admittedly an appreciation of it requires an IQ higher than the temperature outside, but since when was that a bad thing? Shakespeare isn't for bozo's either."

      "[B]ozo's" means "belonging to [B]ozo;" the apostrophe indicates the possessive. What you should have used is the plural, "bozos," which does not have an apostrophe. Your sentiment would correctly read: "Shakespeare isn't for bozos either."

      You would have known that if you had "an IQ higher than the temperature outside."

    2. Re:AI and Godfather 3 by TheWickedKingJeremy · · Score: 1


      I thought AI was a good movie. Admittedly an appreciation of it requires an IQ higher than the temperature outside, but since when was that a bad thing? Shakespeare isn't for bozo's either.

      I am so sick of people linking one's IQ to their appreciation (or lack of) for A.I.

      Believe it or not, many of us just didn't like the damn movie... Admittedly for many it was probably too cerebral (then again, any movie requiring half a brain is too cerebral for people nowadays) but just because I did not like A.I. does not mean I am incapable of understanding an intelligent movie.

      There are entirely other reasons to not like A.I... I, for one, think the movie sucked because Speilberg tried to mimick Kubrick's style, and failed to do so successfully... He would have been better off just making it in his own style (which kills me to say - Kubrick is my fav director)... Throw in a cheesy cameo from Chris Rock and you got a nice average movie. Do us all a favor and get off your pedestal.

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    3. Re:AI and Godfather 3 by leereyno · · Score: 2

      Well I'm sure your typing must be perfect all the time with no errors whatsoever. I'm also sure that at any moment monkeys are going to fly out of my butt.

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    4. Re:AI and Godfather 3 by leereyno · · Score: 2

      You first....

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    5. Re:AI and Godfather 3 by TheWickedKingJeremy · · Score: 1

      You first....

      In light of this new information, I was obviously wrong... I stand corrected.

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  96. Opposing viewpoints? by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 2

    If you examine some of Lucas' comments in recent times, he views all of his movies as permanent "works in progress". It's why he wasn't afraid to touch up the first trilogy. This is a big difference to Spielberg's attitude.

    I think Lucas and Spielberg are well aware of their stylistic differences after their Indiana Jones collaborations. Lucas is probably afraid not that Spielberg would do it better, but that the end product would bear more of Spielberg's signature than Lucas'. In George's eyes, Star Wars is his Big Vision which he won't share any more.

    My guess is that Spielberg won't get a chance, but I could imagine letting a young director loose on the Star Wars series as a retelling... ...in about 20 years or so.

    1. Re:Opposing viewpoints? by Babbster · · Score: 1

      "Permanent 'works in progress'"? Not necessarily a bad thing, considering the dreck that George has provided us in these latest two films. I'm hopeful that eventually we will see Episodes I and II as the great films they could have been. After all, the technology should eventually be available to fix the script, plot and direction just as the special effects in the first three were changed.

  97. Star wars/Star trek by morie · · Score: 2

    What about 7 of 9?

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  98. Sorry to be frank by RazzleDazzle · · Score: 1

    One rich cocksucker whining to another? Who gives a rats ass? I like starwars.

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  99. what the story lacks... by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

    truth?

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  100. just out of curiosity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    ...what the heck is "dialouge?"

  101. Confirmed and explained in "Empire Building" by Cheshyre · · Score: 1

    The article says 15 years ago; that's about the time of Jedi and can be confirmed in Gerry Jenkins' behind-the-scenes book Empire Building

    Lucas and Spielberg were in talks for Steve to direct Jedi, but shortly after Empire, Lucas quit the Directors' Guild (and Writers Guild) and thus by guild rules, nobody belonging to those guilds could work for him.

    Spielberg considered quitting as well in order to direct Jedi, but decided that the benefits of being part of the Hollywood establishment outweighed the benefits of directing Jedi.

    Incidentally, that's one of the reasons why Jedi, Phantom Menace, Clones, and in fact most of Lucas's movies since Empire (Howard the Duck, anyone??) were so much poorer than the first two movies. Lucas can't use any writer or director that belong to the Guilds, so he ends up finding... if not no-names, then folks of such small stature that they don't have much experience working on big films to belong to the Guilds.

  102. Re:What's sad is, Lucas just really is'nt a direct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    A quick scan of his resume shows outside of Star Wars, Lucas has'nt been at the helm of a film in the directors chair since 1973's American Graffiti.

    Your arguments would come across better if you used the apostrophie correctly. Since you consistently use it wrongly, I can only assume that you've not made a simple typo, so here is a friendly tip.

    When using an apostrophie to compress two words with the latter ending in "not", you should replace it with "n't".

    Therefore:

    is not ... isnot ... isn't

    so:

    has not ... hasnot ... hasn't
    could not ... coundnot ... couldn't

    and so on.

  103. Spielberg denied crack? by gimple · · Score: 1

    I didn't notice them offering crack at the movie when I went.

    1. Re:Spielberg denied crack? by fgb · · Score: 1

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who read it that way.

  104. Hell no! by billcopc · · Score: 1

    Bitches, bring back Stanley Kubrick. I don't care how, just do it. I can picture the scene right now : A mutilated droid floating through orbital rock debris, pan down to Palpatine crushing a pill in Amidala's shirley temple, then having his way with her as the camera shifts sideways to reveal a cross-dressing Anakin spraying WD-40 on his light saber, only to lop the Senator's head off in one quick swipe. Then gallons of rainbow blood come gushing out in anti-gravity for about 15 minutes, and the credits roll.

    And that's a wrap.

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  105. Aleluliah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You said it brother!
    Raiders was great, but his "serious" movies suck big-time. Schindler's list was crap. The biggest phoney movie ever.
    Compare SS's "lost world" with the recent BBC TV "Lost World" series.

  106. CGI != Acting by tiltowait · · Score: 4, Funny

    Acting against a blue screen has got to be worse than dealing with another actor.

    Some quotes:
    Terence Stamp (Valorum): "When I arrived on set for Episode 1, George Lucas said, 'I've given Natalie the day off.' So, he pointed to a piece of paper on a post and said, 'Pretend that's her.' They couldn't afford me again."

    Thus proving this prediction...

    Mark Hamill: "I have a sneaking suspicion that if there were a way to make movies without actors, George would do it." Early 1980s

    1. Re:CGI != Acting by Jac_no_k · · Score: 1

      The movie Final Fantasy comes to mind. I'm surprised George Lucas hasn't tried one himself.

      Then again I guess all the story weaknesses will shine through...

    2. Re:CGI != Acting by WotanKhan · · Score: 1

      Among actors there are techniques used to upstage the prime mover of the scene, distracting attention by sharp movements, etc. Jar-Jar seems to employ every one of them.

      I really felt for Liam the second time I subjected myself to the Phantom Menace. I deliberately focused on the actors in spite of the CGI, and could see him doing lots of subtle things to portray a reserved jedi master, and just being completely drowned out by that nauseating cartoon.

  107. answer me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who Really GIVES a shit? Retarded, movie weenies and their ilk? Get a life and fuck the movies, the making of movies fuels the global energy crisis, encourages fantasy bullshit and basically is a time waster. Read a book, write a book and pray that God doesn't penalize you for time you waste here on Earth. Pray real hard.

  108. Spielberg? Hm.... by hage · · Score: 1

    Normally, I don't get excited over Spielberg films (I can't stand his sledgehammer plot progression or utterly shameless use of the score as an emotional barb), but the Indy collaborations were great. Shrug.

    But with this news, we can all still look forward to the wonderful Episode 3 merchandise . . .

  109. You have to wonder how Spielberg "directs" by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 1

    From the article:
    He concluded: "It's going to be very exciting. Even though he will be 62 by the time this film comes out, Harrison hasn't lost the snap in his whip."

    I'm thinking Mr. Spielberg may be getting a little personally involved with his actors...

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  110. Just a sec... by xonker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Surely with all that money he's stolen from us

    Give me a break, okay? No one is forcing you to go see the movies. You can say what you want about Lucas' directing ability or his writing ability, but no one is making you go see the movies. Lucas hasn't "stolen" anything, whatever his other flaws may be. Get a grip.

    1. Re:Just a sec... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi, I don't think you've met my friend, hyperbole ...

  111. Spielberg and Star Wars by ti1ion · · Score: 1

    All this yacking about Spielberg and Star Wars reminded me that I had read an article way back when EP1 came out regarding Lucas and the film. Most of the "review" is a condemnation of Lucas's vision and the plot holes in SW TPM. However, it is written by David Brin, a SF writer himself. I found it quite amusing back in the day.

    Anyway, this 1999 article found on Salon.com does have relevance to the present discussion. The last paragraph (or second-last) briefly discusses the very issue of Spielberg and the ideas in Star Wars. It seems that David Brin also thought Spielberg would have been a better director.

    Here's the link.

  112. Spielberg might have not been all that bad... by Kynde · · Score: 2

    I'm deffinitely not a big fan of Spielberg, though I admit that he's had his moments too. It's just that Lucas has now twice fumbled quite miserably with his efforts. I mean Episode 2 had tolerable plot and some pretty good stuff in it, too, but the adventure game and sound of musics scenes (just to name a few) were again a tad too much, as with JarJar and the Boonta eve race (just to name a few) in Episode 1.

    Having clearly witnessed how Lucas either has lost all class and style or has been forced to do so by the marketing department, I for one would be pretty much willing to let any director give it a shot.

    I for one would be pretty damn anxious to see the later episodes done by likes of Scorsese or Scott.

    Thenagain, I do admit that I never mind them making total-crap sequels. Take Highlander II & III for example, the first one hasnt been diminshed by those lame-excuse-for-a-movies.

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  113. Makes you wish... by Confessed+Geek · · Score: 1

    After 1 and 2 it makes you wish you could vote a franchise out of its creators control, and give it to someone else that would stop desecrating our memorys :P

  114. I'd like to fail like that... by Augusto · · Score: 2

    ...considering that Episode 1 is the 2nd top grossing movie of all time.

    You may have not liked it, but some people definetly went to see it over and over and over.

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    1. Re:I'd like to fail like that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes and Jerry Springer is also wildly successful.

      Oh, and to get the facts straight, the Menance is 4th in the US and 3rd worldwide.

  115. This looks like a job for a temporal anomaly! by Proudrooster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think the Universe is BIG enough for two Star Wars Episodes I, II, and III. In fact, I think Speilburg should be allowed to make his own Episode I. I'd pay money to see both versions.

    Both could exist in parallel time lines as long as the key points in the plot were kept the same, even though I yearn to see Jar Jar get a light saber through his floppy eared head. Then the version with the highest box office gross would become the official version!

    If Speilberg did a good enough job, would we allow him to remake Episodes 4,5 and 6? Note: Just because AI sucked doesn't mean Speilberg sucks.

  116. Kershner? HAHAHAHA! by Augusto · · Score: 2

    Is this the same guy who made Robocop 2?

    Gary Kurtz? What has he produced lately? Let's see "Slipstream"*('89) and "The Steal"('94). Yeah, those have "blockbuster" written all over them.

    The only person that seems more active in the movie industry is Kasdan, with a movie coming up in 2003. We'll forgive his script for the "Bodyguard".

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    1. Re:Kershner? HAHAHAHA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kershner did a great job with The Empire Strikes Back. Only saw portions of Robocop II. I've seen worse.

  117. At least Speil would only screw up the ending... by gosand · · Score: 2

    Speilberg would do much better overall than Lucas, as I am sure at this point anyone could. But we would have to probably endure an ending that was entirely too long, drawn out, and cliche. He has a tendency to do that with some movies that otherwise are fantastic. A.I. and Cast Away come to mind.

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  118. Maybe he would do a good job by setrops · · Score: 1

    All the Indiana Jones movies were writen by Lucas but directed by Steven Spielberg.

  119. No, no, no, no. by Augusto · · Score: 2

    Lucas has already said he won't make 7,8,9 because the story is finished. And I agree. I don't want to see old Luke, Leia and Han in an elderly home swappnig old war stories. This is just another bad fanboy idea, which is ironic since most fanboys seem to think they can come up with a better idea which is almost always not true.

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    1. Re:No, no, no, no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bollocks. He originally WANTED to make 9 movies, and is only not doing it because he will be DAMNED OLD by the time Episode 3 slides out.

      There is absolutely no reason not to do more episodes. Read some of the books, many of these would make excellent sequel movies, and don't necessarily involve Luke and Leia at retirement age...

      The story of DARTH VADER might be finished, but without episodes 1-3, it wasn't even the story of Darth Vader.

  120. You don't make any sense. by Augusto · · Score: 2

    > We all know Lucas's biggest motivation is money, lots and lots of it.

    > Too bad he's too ego-centric to let go. Ego over money, I guess.

    First you say his biggest motivation is money, then you say his ego is greater than his love for money. Why don't you make up your mind and then write your opinion?

    You also seem to imply that making money is more important than ego, yet most great artists are big ego-centrics (Dali, Van Gogh, etc).

    Try to find a point and then post back, OK?

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  121. ANANOVA MAKES UP ITS STORIES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Hasn't anyone figured that out yet?

  122. Bah! Now we have to watch more lucas drivel by mveloso · · Score: 1

    George Lucas couldn't direct a paper bag - and now we're stuck with poorly renderd films made with wooden dialog and an unfortunate tendency towards lame melodrama.

    Look instead at Saving Private Ryan and Minority Report. Spielberg has gotten better as he's gotten older; the movies have a flow and coherency that Lucas never had, even in the early Lucas. Heck, even the early Spielberg movies are put together better than the early Lucas films.

    Maybe Lucas just got lucky once, and has been living off that franchise for decades. Spielberg has been humping it out for decades, doing different things, experimenting, and taking risks.

    Plus, Lucas has already demonstrated, with episode 1 and 2, that he's incapable of bringing the franchise where it needs to go. 'Nuff said.

  123. Lucas could do better? by why-is-it · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I can only imagine what Spielberg would have done to the series. Ep 3 is supposed to be the darkest of all of the episodes. I'm sorry, but Spielberg just doesn't do dark well enough.

    Well, based on Ep.1 and 2, what reason do we have to believe that George has one good movie left in him. Of all the films so far, George was the least involved with The Empire Strikes Back. Dark? Absolutely. Quality? It was the best film of the series.

    Now, how is the guy who wrote that drivel that passed as romantic dialogue between Amidala and Anakin in AOTC going to finish the story to the satisfaction of all? The only saving grace is that the ending of Episode 3 must seamlessly integrate with Episode 4 and beyond. We all know how it has to end, George just has to make it all fit.

    And for the love of humanity, NO MORE GODDAM REVISIONS. What was achieved by making Greedo shoot first?

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  124. Lucas Bashing and Spielberg Praising by AAAWalrus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So far, from ready all your posts, I gather a few attitudes from people.

    Basically, Slashdotters seem ready to cast George Lucas as an imaginative visionary without the skills needed to put out a quality piece of work in modern day cinema, who's time came and went with the late 70's and early 80's. Steven Spielberg, according to the reports, apparently would loved to have directed any of the prequels, and Lucas, for whatever reason, snuffed him. We can all speculate. Maybe Lucas is a possessive prick who would die before giving up any part of creative control of his "baby" to even someone with the cinematic genius (much less raw ability) of Hollywood's A-List director, Steven Spielberg. Whatever the case, it seems clear that Slashdot fans of the series have a still gaping hole in their hearts that they had reserved just for episodes 1, 2, and 3, and want to see some magic brought back to the story.

    So what was it exactly that Lucas did *right* in episodes 4, 5, and 6? For all his lack of directing talent and movie-making skills, it certainly seems a wonder that he could have turned out something as magical as Star Wars at all. Some may argue that he was pushing an envelope in 1977, inventing new technology and cinematic wonders that with his brilliant story line, he couldn't help but succeed. Certainly he did create a new era of movies with the creative movie-making he did. But the sense of evil you felt when Vader first walked into the scene of the first movie; the lump in the throat when Vader told Luke he was his father; the feeling of triumph when Leiah choked Jabba to death with the very chains that bound her; are these the creations of a man who can't direct his way out of a paper bag, or write a decent script to save his life?

    Maybe Lucas changed in the 15 years he had off between episodes 6 and 1, but don't cast him aside as a visionary who can't execute. Not to say the last two movies haven't left me wanting. A lot. But Lucas has done it right before, and in a larger sense, has already proven himself. But perhaps it's not movie-making ability, or the script-writing ability that has suffered over time. Rather, it may very well be the creative vision itself. Perhaps Lucas' Dream (tm), has diverged far from that of the fans of Star Wars, such that he has alienated that very people that made Star Wars what it really is.

    Sidenote: For all the praise people have been giving Spielberg, if he can pull off a good new Indiana Jones movie with an aging Harrison Ford, then we'll know what he's really made of. :)

    -AAAWalrus

    1. Re:Lucas Bashing and Spielberg Praising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two(one??) word(s): A.I. What a debacle this was. I couldn't wait for my bladder to fill again so I could go to the bathroom.

  125. Re:What's sad is, Lucas just really is'nt a direct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I tend to agree. Spielberg says that Lucas's real genius is as an editor. I saw an interview where he credited much of his early critical success (Amblin, I guess) to Lucas's editing. Although, it must have been uncredited since the IMDB doesn't list Lucas editing any of Spielberg's movies.

    I think both these guys are horribly flawed geniuses. Spielberg is a technical god who works well with cinematographers but has no taste or vision. He can make a beautiful movie on a frame by frame basis, but sitting through the whole thing is a trial. Lucas is nerd with a tremendous grasp of detail, process and materials. He just doesn't understand the whole fiction and performance part. Maybe if we could roll them and Andre Tarkovsky into one BIG genius...

  126. Because he (Lucas) would be shown up by crivens · · Score: 1

    Because he (Lucas) would be shown up by Spielberg's superior skills and abilities. So he's afraid of being shown up for that poor director that he is.

  127. "Spielberg Denied Crack At Star Wars" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, let him out of Star Wars so he can have his crack!

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  128. Ahem... by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 1
    then it would cement Lucas' suck-assedness for all time.

    That's suck-assiosity.

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  129. Cheap Mexican Equivalent? by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

    Maybe Lucas plans to hire Steven Spielbergo, the Cheap Mexican Equivalent?

    1. Re:Cheap Mexican Equivalent? by betis70 · · Score: 1

      >>Mexican Equivalent

      You mean Robert Rodriguez of "El Mariachi", "Desperado" and "From Dusk Till Dawn" fame?

      That would rock! Jedi Knights with bandido speeders and double light sabers plus Salma Hayek someplace in the mix as an evil Darth Hoochie getting Portman all pissed off when Hoochie tempts Vader into the sack with her. Obi Wan would have to become a Mariachi playing at the Mos Eisley cantina, lip-synching to some Los Lobos tunes at the end of the flick, waiting for Senator Bail Organa (still played by Jimmy Smits) to pick up Leia.

      Hmmm, maybe I should send this to Rodriguez. Might be a cool spoof (ala Space Balls).

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  130. new direction by tux-sucks · · Score: 1

    After waiting for the prequels for so many years, I've been saddened at how low the series has now sunk. Episode I & II were less then quality movies, as much as everyone (myself included) wanted them to be otherwise. I can't tell you how many times I had stood behind Episode I simply because it was Star Wars. The original trilogy was perfect, there is nothing that you look at in the film and say, "wouldn't it be way better if.." simply because everything was done so amazingly well. As I watched Episode I for the first time, I couldn't help but wince at certain material (exqueese me!). Now I don't want to be too much of a critic but Episodes I and II could have been 10 times better movies with the right people. I look back at Empire and Jedi, and Lucas didn't direct and didn't write a good amount of the screenplay. We're all good and bad at certain things, and Lucas just isn't good at directing. True, he did direct Star Wars, but behind the scenes had a lot of input from individuals (most notably Sir Alec Guinness) on the proper way that it should be. The trouble now, is that everyone is a "yes man" to George Lucas. As far as Spielberg is concerned, he is one of the best directors of all time. The way he establishes shots is incredible, and so much thought has been put into each shot. Lucas is an incredible visionary and buissnessman, but can't work with the incredible actors and scenes at his disposal. I think it could be a good decision to let someone else direct the last film, and Spielberg would be a very interesting choice. But Star Wars is Lucas's "baby," and he will guide it at his own discretion.

  131. What did Lucas do right? by Kredal · · Score: 2

    Simple: He let someone else direct Episodes five (ESB) and six (RotJ). If he had continued that trend, only producing and guiding the prequels, perhaps they would have been a lot better than they were.

    Look at how much better the sequels were than the original... I have a feeling the director had a large part in that difference. Lucas can't direct. Period.

    Side thought... Maybe Kevin Smith (of Clerks fame) should be given the chance to direct Episode Three....

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  132. Good for Spielberg! by CamelTrader · · Score: 2

    So...Spielberg realized, like the rest of us, that ol' Georgie is doing terrible terrible things to his movies, and tried to step in to save the new trilogy. Alas, Georgie is blinded by insanity and power.

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  133. Non-union mexican equivilent by debaere · · Score: 2

    Maybe Lucas is already using Steven Speilbergo. He's gotta be cheaper

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  134. Old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Disappointed in the normally good BBC at nicking this story from an interview with Spielberg in Empire magazine. Word for word, just about...

    Must have been a quiet news day in BBC land...

  135. Oh, the irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watching the /. crowd twitch and whimper over what a butthead Lucas is (an opinion I agree with completely), is almost painfully ironic. Why? Many (and I do mean MANY) mainstream computer users feel the same way about the Linux crowd and their seeming inability to make Linux a truly usable OS for the vast majority of users who so desperately want an alternative to Windows. It's painfully obvious to those outside the Linux community what needs to be done, but the message never gets translated into action by those coding the OS and add-ons.

  136. Lucas doesn't want to tarnish his image... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

    Let's face it, Lucas doesn't want to be remembered as the part creator of the most fantastic, visionary epic movie of the 21st century. He wants to be remembered as the sole monomaniacal creator of a vast, lumbering, eye-catchingly beautiful, but woodenly acted monstrosity that missed a lot of its potential but made billions selling toys.

    p.s. I like the the Star Wars movies, I really do, but Spielberg could provide everything Lucas lacks, which is a lot. Lucas's true skills and genius are as a creator/visionary/producer, not a writer or director, where he is 3rd rate at best.

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  137. Phillip Noyce should direct by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2

    He hasn't always had the best scripts to work with, but he really can really pull off good film noir.

    I sure hope Lucas is reading Slashdot this morning... :)

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  138. It's the story you moron! by mac666er · · Score: 1

    hhmmmm First of all... Let's just answer the question what makes a good core movie? Yeah it's the story... Titanic, well it's not the good physics display of the ship sinking, or DiCaprios hottie scene in the car... everyone wanted to live the tragedy that was surrounded and symbolized in that ship... I remember old people during my childhood years being amazed by such tragedies as World War II, the Hindenburg, and Titanic. They wanted to tell the story again and again. Seeing it with your own eyes is Fantastic. Now lets get back to 1977, a guy tells a story about light sabers, the Force, Good vs Evil... a farm boy that is the chosen one to destroy evil... nothing particularly new, but the effects blew everyone away..Who wouldn't one light saber to kick some imperial butt! And a moon that destroys planets... cool! And then it starts to get interesting, we see that light-sabers not only sound cool, but cut body parts too! What? my father you say? a twist in the plot! yay! This Vader guy isn't fooling around! And then you get the wrap-up with some teddy-bears saving the day... The story wasn't exactly a best seller... hey who remembers rushing to the bookstore and buying Star Wars - a soon to be released Motion Picture from Fox?... exaclty,me neither... but the Special Fx were worth seeing.. several times... Now that we are grown ups.. we DEMAND a good story... sorry folks but it ain't gonna happen.. the first ones were written all in one giant script, that's why they were so tightly integrated(well at least they were continuous). Now we say what? midiclorians... where did the mystic feeling go? Jar jar... wtf?!?!? Sorry folks lousy writing again... and now they are going one episode at a time... You tell me what it's going to happen... two sided light sabers and Green men rolling are not much plot savers.... Was I the only one who said at the Skywalker-Amiddala wedding, excuse me, can I speak to the bride?, I think she wasn't on the same dimension when his fiancee said he slaughtered an entire village and punished them like animals because they deserved to... He has a problem.. and she has several for wanting to marry someone like him consciously... Any how... since the scripts are so lousy and they are not going to change... does it matter if Spielberg or Lucas are at the helm? hmmmm Hollywood is not exactly known for delivering good stories, and the directors are focusing on profits.. not art. Spielberg has a strong passion for authoritarism-i.e. the nazis, Saving Private Ryan, all nazis appearances in the Jones films, Schindlers list, the control of society in minority report... I think he could have contributed and put a little bit of passion in the Jedi Massacre and tight control for the emperor in the film to follow but that hardly saves a so-so story, and Lucas knows how to do special effects, so I think it is gonna be a good FX movie with a lousy story, with either director... yet again. I have seen this story already... so while I read the real thing... William Schirer's Rise and Fall of the Third Reich.. and see how the senate is dissolved, a guy gets all the power of the state and nearly conquers the galaxy, ahem Europe... I'll be looking forward to see more light-saber wielding, more battlescenes, with star destroyers and star fighters that will make my jaw drop... because there is nothing more to be seen in episode iii. If you want to see a good story read Tolkien, Dumas or Shakespeare. However, we have to give Lucas some credit... in a time when nobody gave a dime to do Sci Fi movies, he had the courage to follow his dreams... he persuaded the studio to do some film about droids and the like... a sure flop said the investors... and then everybody was overwhelmed by the novelty... And now 25 years later everybody complains because we are seeing Lucas' vision all over again...hmmm excuse me but if you don't like what you see stop waiting in line 1 week in advance for tickets and stop paying to see it several times... because you are making the producers rich and encouraging to film episodes 7-9! so stop bugging me! ;-)

  139. Re: the emperor's the last to admit he's naked by Nicopa · · Score: 2

    Wow, what an ugly quote. A quote defending the "status quo", defending the stablishment. A quote defending the powerful ones, even if they are sitting (in all their naked-ness) on top of a bunch of lies and false philosophies.

  140. Lucas is, has been, and always will be, Choad :P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lucas is about as bad for Star Wars as Roddenberry was to Star Trek. New Treks stunk until Roddenberry dropped dead, then let more progressive thinkers take the helm. Majel Barret once said that Gene would hate the direction Star Trek has headed...and rightly so, if it were up to him, Trek would to this day still be about spacefaring tree-huggers in tight spandex solving the universes problems with a coke and a smile. :P

    There isn't much one can say redeeming about George Lucas, much in the same vein. He got lucky once by re-writing a story that already existed in Japanese film, and spending alot of money on expensive special effects. It was a hit.

    But he's a lousy writer, as his latest films can attest to, but worse off he's an absolutely abyssmal director and producer.

    Take a look at the man: He's borderine anti-social, shy, and introverted......and his characters on screen all behave like their being directed by someone boring, shy, and introverted.

    His apathy towards his fans almost makes one DISlike him as a human being. He's made no bones about caring nothing for the opinions of his legions of fans....intsead, he's almost proud to know that he could have people lining up to sniff the farts from his crack ;)

    Regardless of how his movies are panned, to him its all about the money. In a recent article in People magazine he basically said "Phantom Menace was a huge hit because of the money it made..if people didn't like it, too bad". He's a worm.

  141. Re:Yeah, and if Spielberg directed Star Trek: Neme by matrix29 · · Score: 2

    He'd probably have Data come back to life after sacrificing himself for the crew. At least as it stands, there is some question about whether or not the android Data created in his own image is actually achieving a copy of Data's personality, but Spielberg would probably freeze them both and have them come back after everybody else dies like he did in A.I.

    Lucas is where it's at. Episode 3 will blow 1, 2, 4, 5, and 6 away. He just needed to get used to CGI with a couple of warm-up episodes.


    Uh, I hate to spoil it, but the hint in the MIB II preview of Nemesis is that Data brings his evil twin brother back. So there is a good chance only the copy gets blown-up.

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  142. Re:What about John Waters? by jafac · · Score: 2

    Yeah, and too bad Divine died.

    Maybe Traci Lords could play - um, somebody.

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  143. Movie Poopshoot by wahay · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When this topic comes up, slashdot turns into a bad movie site. Ben Affleck had it right, "Sad, pathetic little bastards living in their parents' basement, downloading scripts and what they think is inside information about movies and actors they claim to despise, yet can't stop discussing."

    I love Star Wars. All of it. I walked out of EP2 DYING to see EP3 and crying that soon it would be over, with no more movies coming. I don't know anyone who was upset with the way the movies turned out. But then again, I didn't go hoping that my dark dreams from my troubled teenage years would be fulfilled with a protagonist that was me in the tight leather from the crow having kinky sex with charlies angels. I went to see Star Wars. I got Star Wars.

    I realize that not everyone is happy with how their life is turning out. But that's not Star Wars' fault. Really. And if you're insights into film are so penetrating and deep, then why don't you go make one. If you can out-gross a Star Wars film, I'll listen to you. Which means the only people I have to listen to _this year_ are Peter Jackson and Sam Raimi.

    If I've been insulting you here, I'll try and leave you with a positive note. Read less rumor sites and commentary and instead go and just _watch_ the movies. They are so much more fun that way. It's not G.L.'s bad directing that makes you notice it....it's Carrie Fisher's snide interview rememberances. Over-analyzing ANYTHING will make it suck for you (I know. I watched Princess Bride 50 times in a row once for a class). So don't do that.

    May the force be with you.

    p.s. Why do the slashdot editors keep posting negative spin Star Wars stories when their entire Sourceforge ad campaign seems to derive from Star Wars? I don't get it.

  144. The Picture of Amidala and Jar-Jar... by E-Rock-23 · · Score: 1

    ...in the article is from Episode 1, when she was Queen. But the caption touts it as Attack of the Clones, the fifth Star Wars Film. Oh those silly Brittish. What will they do next ^-^

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  145. Lucas only directed one of the first trilogy by satsujin · · Score: 1
    Think about it -- since the first three, outside of some TV production he hadn't directed a feature film since Jedi in '83.

    Actually, he didn't direct ROTJ. Richard Marquand did. The only one of the original films he directed was the first.

    http://us.imdb.com/Title?0086190

    -sj

  146. Spielberg Denied Crack at Star Wars Filming by linuxislandsucks · · Score: 1

    Oh know imagine what the kiddies will think!

    Speilberg on drugs....hmm thats explains soem of his movies..

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  147. There's only one question left to be answered... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2

    Who's going to get to direct the Mace Windu Kwanzaa Special for TV?

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  148. A dig was taken at Spielburg..... by sparkeyjames · · Score: 1

    In E1 the scene is the imperial senate chamber a short flash to one of the booths of planetary reps shows about 3 or 4 ET's in a booth. It is really short only about 1 or 2 seconds but there is NO mistake.

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    If sense were common everyone would have it.

  149. Re:What's sad is, Lucas just really is'nt a direct by damiam · · Score: 1

    FYI, it's not "is'nt", it's "isn't". And it's not "does'nt", it's "doesn't".

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  150. Re:I guess he'll need to get his crack on the stre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Darn tootin'. Even Shpielberg could have done a better job with Episode II than George.

  151. Crappy dialogue by RoofPig · · Score: 2, Funny

    People are morons. When EpI was first released, everyone was like "THIS MOVIE IS AWESOME!" except for a few token player haters that have to hate anything more than two people like. A little while after that, it was "Episode I is great but Jar Jar is kind of annoying." and then within a couple years everyone is still sharing a brain. "ALL NEW STAR WARS MOVIES SUCK!" is their cry now. Then they add something about blue screens to back up their points. I guess they're like "Wah, I wish george Lucas would assemble huge sets of tiny models and have hundreds of model ships flying around like before! It looked so much better because it's not NEW. I CAN TELL IT'S COMPUTER ANIMATED AND IT LOOKS FAKE! GIVE MY EYES A PRIZE! Well, I guess I'll go watch Jason and the Argonauts. The skeletons move so real and lifelike. It's nothing like CGI where I notice how fake everything looks." I mean, Christ people. Lucas wants shots of locations and things that flat out don't exist in life. Either he can try to please you people who are so passionate about being retarded and make a model, or he can do it the good way: CGI. Also, I don't know what movies you guys were watching when you say the quality of the original trilogy was so much better, but it isn't the same ones I have. The dialogue was always cheesy. As always, with the exception of a couple people, the acting was horrible. Even Harrison Ford's performance in the trilogy is less than stellar. The goddamn main character is the most annoying whiny bitch in the history of man. Even in Jedi, watching mark try to be a badass is simply embarrassing. As an interesting side note, I recently watched Episode 1 with a friend of mine who lives out of town. As it happens, he doesn't have a PC or an internet connection, nor does he have a tv. He is, however, quite well read and a bright man. He didn't hate Jar Jar and he enjoyed the film. That's what made me realize everybody on the internet is stupid and they just pick a bandwagon and jump on it. And as we all know, hating something makes you cooler than liking something. And we all read countless times that we're supposed to hate Jar Jar. Might as well join in and let the world know you share its great taste. I'd be willing to bet cashmoney that without any form of media, Jar Jar would be a non issue to > 95% of the people who have an issue with him. Except for YOU of course. You (the guy reading this right now) are the one true original Jar Jar hater and you decided you hated him completely independant of what anybody else said and not because you read someone saying they hated him. But as for all these other people, you smell. To sum up, here's you: "Blah blah wooden acting blah blue screen blah." and here's me "Hey I guess you have some magic edition of the original trilogy with great acting and nothing to complain about."

  152. Re:What's sad is, Lucas just really is'nt a direct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to disagree with you there....Graffiti was long, very boring, pointless, and boring. It was like watching Porky's without the nekkid chicks or the humor. Watching Graffiti is like watching Black Knight, you just sit around waiting for it to get good but it never does......

  153. Re: the emperor's the last to admit he's naked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reality is reality.

  154. Who really should direct Episode III by myklgrant · · Score: 0

    James Cameron. It would also have the honor of being the first movie to cost over $1 billion. It sure wouldn't suck though.

    1. Re:Who really should direct Episode III by Hassman · · Score: 1

      Unless its like Titanic or Dark Angel or...

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  155. What's the big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this really surprise anyone? Regardless of who would be better, I don't see why Lucas would even consider giving his up his series. The article makes it seem as though this is really unfair and give quotes from Spielberg (which may have been selected for the purpose and may not represent his actual opinion, of course) which make him sound offended. It seems to me that Lucas can direct or get others to direct or help as he likes. Also, does this mean that anyone who asks would be allowed to make a Star Wars movie (I wouldn't mind trying :-))? I see that Spielberg is very prominant, but still...

  156. Parent comment brought to you by citibank! by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2

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  157. "Spielberg Denied Crack at Star Wars"... Huh? by DrHoneydew · · Score: 1

    When I read the title, I thought Spielberg had been busted for smoking drugs in a theatre.

  158. SW Universe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It probably isn't possible, but what if Lucas let other writers and directors use the Star Wars setting (genre, really, after 5 movies) to tell a non-Skywalker-related story. This could easily spiral off into an infinite mountain of B-grade crap, but wouldn't it be cool to see what Spielberg, David Fincher, or even drooling fanboy Kevin Smith (or your favourite director) could do with entirely new characters and storylines?

  159. Lucas and Spielberg: might have been cool by wessman · · Score: 1

    In a way, I guess it makes sense that the Indiana Jones series should always be a Spielberg and Lucas collaboration, and SW should remain just a Lucas series ... but a joint collaboration on the last SW movie (if they don't ever make the final trilogy!) probably would have yielded one hell of a movie! Probably a long movie at that, and the two would squabble so much that the next movie would take longer to get into the theaters!

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