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A Foundry in Every Kitchen

WolfWithoutAClause writes "Bored with making the same old food or plasma in your microwave? David Reid sounds like he is. He's using his domestic microwave oven to melt iron, silver and bronze! Over 900C! I don't know about you, but I'm going to be checking the temperature of my pizza rather more carefully in future..."

297 comments

  1. uh...yeah by laymil · · Score: 0, Troll

    didn't they always tell us not to put metal in the microwave? sparks fly baby!

  2. For more cool Microwave science... by DeafDumbBlind · · Score: 4, Informative

    Try putting in a CD (Yet another use for those AOL 7.0 discs that they keep sending)

    A burned out light-bulb causes some interesting things to happen as well :-)

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    1. Re:For more cool Microwave science... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Since we're in a well labelled offtopic thread anyway, put a lit cigarette on a dish, and microwave it on high. My guess is that it is about the same thing as ball lightning that results. This is not a joke, but I'll 90% guarantee that you'll find yourself laughing when it works just as I promised.

    2. Re:For more cool Microwave science... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Speaking of microwaving odd items, don't try a twinkie, at least in your own microwave, they release this nasty white smoke it reeks, and makes me wonder what's inside these that could smell that toxic.

    3. Re:For more cool Microwave science... by jeremyp · · Score: 2

      i saw the CD trick done on a televsion programme once. The presenter warned people not to do it at at home because the fumes given off were highly toxic (some compound of cyanide apparently).

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  3. Wow.. by quigleymd · · Score: 0, Troll

    Kinda puts that rice I made earlier to shame, huh?

  4. Woops... by KlippoKlondike · · Score: 1

    I guess this guy fry's the most! hahaha...wow, week old nostalgia sure feels funny.

  5. Make your own jewlery by dgp · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is sweet! I could forge my own One True Ring - Deep inside Mount Panasonic, a master ring was made on High-Power to rule them all!

    1. Re:Make your own jewlery by packeteer · · Score: 1

      instant command over the hoards of /. readers... you claim there is info on microwaves to be had and BOOM the c2i.net servers are blow out of middle earth MWAH MWAH MWAH...

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    2. Re:Make your own jewlery by (void*) · · Score: 3, Funny

      Your ring's no good, for I shall cast into into the flames of MY Hitachi. And you shall learn the truth: What one Panasonic can make, another Hitachi can unmake.

  6. pizza? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pizza in the microwave? Yuck!

  7. Microwave Pizza?? by RJ11 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't know about you, but I'm going to be checking the temperature of my pizza rather more carefully in future...

    Who in the world microwaves pizza? It gets very soggy and loses almost any redeeming qualities.

    1. Re:Microwave Pizza?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Ah my son. You've traveled from the past, from back in 1989 when microwave technology still frightened most food manufacturers and no one looked at all the wonderful things synthetic materials can do as food adatives. Pop a few in and your pizza microwaves perfectly!

    2. Re:Microwave Pizza?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who in the world microwaves pizza? It gets very soggy and loses almost any redeeming qualities.

      So you admit you tried it?

    3. Re:Microwave Pizza?? by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Refrigerators are for pizza !!!

    4. Re:Microwave Pizza?? by buzzbomb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Who in the world microwaves pizza? It gets very soggy and loses almost any redeeming qualities.

      A lot of people. And the ones that know how to operate a microwave properly enjoy it more than the twits that don't.

    5. Re:Microwave Pizza?? by rabidcow · · Score: 2

      Microwave pizza comes with this magic crisping paper that makes the crust go crunchy. Try it, it's great for impatient people. :D

    6. Re:Microwave Pizza?? by mrmag00 · · Score: 1

      to unthaw it to place it in the oven, of course.

      it takes off a good 10 minutes of baking time, which is good because a nerd can only take off so much time away from a computer...

    7. Re:Microwave Pizza?? by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      To unthaw it? So you want to freeze it again?

      Anyways, I actually love left-over pizza at room temperature, so I microwave it just enough that the veggies aren't so cold that they make my teeth hurt like hell...once it's got that slight warmth it's chow time.

    8. Re:Microwave Pizza?? by GrandCow · · Score: 2

      Who in the world microwaves pizza? It gets very soggy and loses almost any redeeming qualities.

      I don't know about you, but when I wake up after a hard night of drinking and I can barely see straight... microwaved pizza is heaven on earth. Actually, any food that can be made in less than 3 minutes and doesn't cause too much loud noise is heaven.
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    9. Re:Microwave Pizza?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't love fsfjfX.

    10. Re:Microwave Pizza?? by squaretorus · · Score: 2

      I'd be interested how quickly peoples REAL ovens reach a decent pizza cooking temp!

      My old one hit 220' in about half an hour.
      My NEW one does the same in about TEN mins - and hits 250'!!!!

      I can be eating real pizza from a standing cold start in about 20 minutes!

    11. Re:Microwave Pizza?? by TooTallFourThinking · · Score: 1

      Hmmmm... on my microwave there is a button labeled "pizza reheat".

    12. Re:Microwave Pizza?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who in the world microwaves pizza? It gets very soggy and loses almost any redeeming qualities.

      A lot of people. And the ones that know how to operate a microwave properly enjoy it more than the twits that don't.

      Actually, I rather enjoy watching the twits who don't know how to operate a microwave properly. Preferably from a safe distance...

    13. Re:Microwave Pizza?? by rweir · · Score: 1

      Reheating pizza is something any good geek should know!
      The trick is to put the pizza on top of a quadruple layer of absorbent paper towelling. It stops the bottom of the pizza getting soggy, while letting the top turn into good ol' fashioned cheesy goo:)

    14. Re:Microwave Pizza?? by bsane · · Score: 1

      Reheating pizza is something any good geek should know!

      I'm afraid not. You should be eating it cold out of the fridge. Much better, and less down time.

    15. Re:Microwave Pizza?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Got you beat. My gas barbecue hits high in about 5 minutes, after which I do the 'offset burner' technique, where I shut down one burner and leave the other on medium, and I put the pizza on a Baker's Secret pizza pan over the unlit burner.

      This is with raw pizza, with homemade crust, and fresh pineapple and Candian bacon topping... drool...

      Sometimes, I put some mesquite in there too...

    16. Re:Microwave Pizza?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ??????

      So when you cook something in the oven you just sit there and watch it cook?

      A true geek would:

      1) decide he's hungry
      2) wheel his chair to the oven turn it on to preheat
      3) wheel his chair back to the computer
      4) get absorbed in what he was doing on the computer and forget he was hungry
      5) after an hour or two, notice a strange smell and remember he was making a pizza
      6) wheel his chair back to the kitchen and put the pizza in the oven.
      7) Now rush back to the computer and start gpizza/kpizza... the open source pizza timer he downloaded from sourceforge
      8) When gpizza/kpizza notifies him, go to the kitchen, grab the pizza, and head back to the computer
      9) Enjoy the pizza while having spent no more than 1 minute away from the computer

    17. Re:Microwave Pizza?? by docbrown42 · · Score: 1

      Hey! Some of us like eating soggy, greasy, cardboard-like substances!

      -Ed

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    18. Re:Microwave Pizza?? by Lictor · · Score: 2

      Yeah? Well, my Athlon XP hits 750' almost as soon as the juice from the power supply hits it...

    19. Re:Microwave Pizza?? by jackbox · · Score: 1

      Here's what you do with your leftover pizza: Heat up an ordinary frying pan (Teflon coated works best)over medium- to medium-high heat. (Use lower heat for thicker pizzas.) Zap your refrigerated leftover pizza for just a minute or two in the microwave to "get the cold out of it." It should be warm, but not hot and melty coming out of the microwave.

      Now, take your pre-warmed pizza and put it in the frying pan. Cover. Wait and watch. In a few minutes, the frying pan will have toasted the soggyness out of the crust, and because it's covered, you will have created a mini-pizza oven that should get hot enough to nicely melt the top.

      I'm serious about this. I've used this trick many times when I was too impatient, or didn't want to heat up the whole kitchen by reheating pizza in the oven. It works. You have to watch to make sure your pan doesn't get too hot and char the crust, and some pizzas may have so much moisture that you need to vent the cover to allow steam to escape. Done right, it will almost rival the original pizza, and it beats the hell out of any frozen/mwave pizza I've ever bought.

      Oh - for best results, start with a good pizza in the first place!

      Hmmm.... maybe I should have patented this idea before posting it on Slashdot.

      Can someone preserve the post so if George Foreman starts selling these on TV I'll have some sort of case against him? Thanks. I'll buy you a pizza.

      -jmk

    20. Re:Microwave Pizza?? by saider · · Score: 1

      I just use my toaster oven to reheat refrigerated pizza. Slide it in, load the "Toast" spring and wait. It is faster than the Microwave and the crust is nice and crispy.

      Don't forget the drip pan, tho. Cleaning toaster ovens is not as easy as the microwave.

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    21. Re:Microwave Pizza?? by Lars+T. · · Score: 2

      Right. If the pizza doesn't taste good when cold, it isn't good anyway. Just like beer that you can only drink when it's ice-cold - don't drink it.

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  8. Melting glass by ObviousGuy · · Score: 1

    This type of thing has been going on for some time for those people interested in making those cute fused glass jewelry pieces. Just build (or buy) the kiln and let the microwave do all the work.

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  9. Hmm by ErikZ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "It must be stated that, at the out-set of these experiments, the researcher was completely ignorant of microwave technology."

    Ack, I'm caught between rolling my eyes and saying "Well, a lot of progress is made by people who don't know what they shouldn't be doing."

    What the hell, good luck guys. If you plan on reaching 900 degrees, I strongly suggest tearing apart that microwave and rebuilding it out of stuff that can take the heat.

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    1. Re:Hmm by corebreech · · Score: 1

      If you'd read the article, you'd see he has apparently solved this problem by using "an insulating, but microwave transparent, ceramic fibre block" as insulation.

      How do you think microwave-safe cookware works? Do you really think anybody could actually be using these things if the container ended up being the same temperature as the macaroni-and-cheese inside?

    2. Re:Hmm by klevin · · Score: 3, Informative

      Try actually reading the article. One: they've already done it. Two: it's not the entire inside area of the microwave that's reaching those tempuratures, just the area inside several layers of material that convert microwaves to heat, plus the interior surfaces of the microwave have been layered with insulation to protect them.

    3. Re:Hmm by Milican · · Score: 1

      How do you think microwave-safe cookware works? Do you really think anybody could actually be using these things if the container ended up being the same temperature as the macaroni-and-cheese inside?

      LOL... for some reason your sarcasm just made me laugh alot...

      JOhn

  10. good for the pawn shops .. by jest3r · · Score: 1

    this is good news for anyone who is into the stolen jewellery business I would guess .. just melt it all down first and noone will ever catch you ..

    1. Re:good for the pawn shops .. by fruey · · Score: 1

      Except that metals with no official hallmark are always treated as suspicious

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  11. Just Great by robkill · · Score: 1

    Now the microwave manufacturers are going to have to add another disclaimer to their liability clause and raise the prices of microwaves ;)

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    1. Re:Just Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no!

  12. Fahrenheit 451 by KeelSpawn · · Score: 1, Informative

    This somehow reminds me of the famous sci-fi book - Fahrenheit 415 - the degree (451) which books burn!! but the story never said anything about microwave melting metal! one thing that was similar to that microwave was the "wall incinerator" in F451. It's a microwaved-sized object in a wall, you can put anything in it and it burns to nothing. I think we'er pretty darn close to that already.. =)

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    1. Re:Fahrenheit 451 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sir, are an idiot of the highest calibre.

    2. Re:Fahrenheit 451 by another_twilight · · Score: 1

      Author - Ray Bradbury (from memory) and apart from a damn fine read still terrifyingly topical in a world growing ever more obsessed with censorship and 'correct' thought.

      The title takes its name from the ignition point of paper and one of the early releases (if not the first) was a limited edition asbestos bound copy. A truly elegant statement.

  13. Re:NOOBEE Question by Buck2 · · Score: 1

    Yes, very normal.

    As a matter of fact it's highly recommended.

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  14. Tool of a thousand uses. by gerardrj · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Now you can steal gold and silver jewelry and smelt it to some other form within minutes of returning to your evil lair. On the legal side of things, perhaps there will be no more waiting a week for the dentist to make a gold crown. Simply make the ceramic mold, insert gold alloy, microware for a few minutes. Viola, instant gold crown.

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    1. Re:Tool of a thousand uses. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Of course this will require a follow up visit to repair the damage done to your opposing teeth.

  15. Microwaves are potentially dangerous---no shit. by dc.wander · · Score: 5, Informative
    I feel obliged to say something, before some 13 or 14 year-old kills themselves:

    microwaves are high voltage, high current devices. they can kill you EVEN IF THE POWER IS OFF AND THE DEVICE IS UNPLUGGED (ex: by discharging of a large capacitor). Unless you really know what you are doing, don't open one up. i've been trained in servicing electronics, and even i wouln't go near one of these things.



    see: Notes on the Troubleshooting and Repair of Microwave Ovens for more information.


    1. Re:Microwaves are potentially dangerous---no shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative


      microwaves are high voltage, high current devices. they can kill you EVEN IF THE POWER IS OFF AND THE DEVICE IS UNPLUGGED (ex: by discharging of a large capacitor). Unless you really know what you are doing, don't open one up. i've been trained in servicing electronics, and even i wouln't go near one of these things.


      Good call. If you still feel the urge to work on them, good work habits include wearing good insulated shoes and working with ONE HAND only (other behind your back!), which limits most current paths to just your hand. Usually the worse thing that happens is your hand is tossed off of what you're working, but you're less likely to have a path through your heart, which is when it gets dangerous... Another safety precaution is to discharge the caps with a screwdriver (but be careful, might damage something with a dead short!)

    2. Re:Microwaves are potentially dangerous---no shit. by dc.wander · · Score: 3, Insightful

      no, i've taken apart tv's... television sets are high voltage, low current devices. if you zap yourself on the tube, it'll hurt like hell, but won't kill you. microwaves are a completely different animal.. even if i did own the tool required to properly discharge a capacitor, what makes you think that there's only one cap in there that can kill you? unless you have the schematic/servic manual (which are typically only available to authorized service centers), you don't know for sure


      anyways, even if this fear does stem from ignorance (which it does), just because i've been trained in a related area does not mean i even repair electronics for a living (i don't) or even have the desire to learn how to service a microwave (i have better things to do with my time).


      anyways, i was just letting the less informed know about this; but since you're so gung-ho about these things, make sure you wrap your fucking balls in tin-foil, because these things can give off a dangerous amount of radiation also. but you already knew that, didn't you.

    3. Re:Microwaves are potentially dangerous---no shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...good insulated shoes and working with ONE HAND only (other behind your back!)

      Better yet, use that free hand to cover up your balls instead.

    4. Re:Microwaves are potentially dangerous---no shit. by Brymouse · · Score: 5, Informative

      First of all, most large caps is a microwave have 10 meg-ohm resistors on them to bleed off the charge. All you have to do is put a large screw driver across the cap to test if it is safe to handle. If the resistor is in good condition, nothing should happen, if not, you get one hell of a spark. No harm done to you, but maybe the screw driver!

      Now as for servicing a microwave, 9 time out of 10 they have a partial diagram in them, that shows the major componits. Once you have this, it is easy to work on one, as long as you know the basics of how a microwave works.

      Short version of how a microwave works (for food!). First, power comes into the unit, goes through a set-up transformer, is rectified, and smoothed though the cap(s). Then this high voltage is applied to the magnatron (the thing that makes microwaves), and the resulting radiation is couppled into a waveguide. In this waveguide is a metal disk with holes in it, that "stirs" the microve energy. From here it goes into the chamber, and heats your food. It accomplices because the water in food absorbs the 2.4 GHz radiation.

      That's how it works.

    5. Re:Microwaves are potentially dangerous---no shit. by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 1

      discharging big caps with a screwdriver is a good way to fuse your screwdriver to the cap. Shorting probes attached to a safe ground are your friend.

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    6. Re:Microwaves are potentially dangerous---no shit. by pherthyl · · Score: 1

      Yes, discharging huge capacitors = not good. I was replacing a big capacitor in an industrial wood planer (not sure what the capacitance was there but the thing was 15 x 8 cm) and accidentally touched the contacts.. OUCH. Way worse than sticking 2 wires into an outlet (which I've also done :P )

    7. Re:Microwaves are potentially dangerous---no shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Err. TVs also have very large capacitors in them that can kill you dead, if you're foolish and complete the hand-heart-hand circuit.

      They're just as dangerous as microwaves, when they're off, and if you're working with them and you don't know what you're doing (which, since you've never heard that TVs also carry these very high-farad capacitors, you don't.)

    8. Re:Microwaves are potentially dangerous---no shit. by mstyne · · Score: 2

      make sure you wrap your fucking balls in tin-foil

      That was awesome.

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    9. Re:Microwaves are potentially dangerous---no shit. by dc.wander · · Score: 1

      guess not. just lucky, then ;-)

    10. Re:Microwaves are potentially dangerous---no shit. by Troed · · Score: 1

      I opened mine up this weekend to fix a broken dial - but I had had it unplugged for 2 days before doing it. Are you saying it might've still been charged then?

    11. Re:Microwaves are potentially dangerous---no shit. by mraymer · · Score: 1

      You make an excellent point... This is a little OT, but when you mentioned that one might accidently discharge a large capacitor, I feel I should mention that the same is true for computer power supplies and monitors; they also contain capacitors that can kill you dead. In other words, if your monitor or power supply stops working, resist the urge to crack it open. It's not worth risking your life.

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    12. Re:Microwaves are potentially dangerous---no shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, the fact that is is moderated up to "+5 Informative" shows the total ignorance of Slashdot moderators (or, I gues the general Slashdot population).

    13. Re:Microwaves are potentially dangerous---no shit. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2

      anyways, i was just letting the less informed know about this; but since you're so gung-ho about these things, make sure you wrap your fucking balls in tin-foil, because these things can give off a dangerous amount of radiation also. but you already knew that, didn't you.

      When someone claims to be "letting the less informed know", but doesn't know there's a difference between ionizing (cancer causing, e.g. X-rays) radiation and non-ionizing radiation, I find it hard to take anything they say seriously. Do people get cancer from steam radiators in old apartment buildings? They radiate heat, so I guess I'd better wrap my family jewels in lead to be safe. Moron.

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    14. Re:Microwaves are potentially dangerous---no shit. by battjt · · Score: 2

      After following your above instructions and a short trip to the hospital, my lawyer suggested that I get your address.

      Don't overestimate the /. crowd. Describing working with a microwave to 12 year olds is irresponsible!

      Joe

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    15. Re:Microwaves are potentially dangerous---no shit. by chiph · · Score: 1

      Yes, if the bleed resistor had gone bad (assuming there was one in the first place), the capacitor might still have held a lethal charge. You were lucky.

      The same applies to CRT tubes. I wouldn't want to mess with them, either.

      Chip H.

    16. Re:Microwaves are potentially dangerous---no shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure they might have been. Dunno how long capasitors keep their voltage, but I'm quite sure it's more than 2 days.

    17. Re:Microwaves are potentially dangerous---no shit. by juhaz · · Score: 3, Informative

      Almost all, if not all big capasitors are electrolytic, those things are very sensitive to overvoltage, as well as plugging them backwards. They probably do not like shorting, either. It may not kill you like shock, but being blind because a exploding capasitor threw some metal case fragments into your eyes is not very nice either.

      Just to be sure, as you can't be too careful, discharge those damn things _TROUGH A RESISTOR, NOT BY SHORTING_.

    18. Re:Microwaves are potentially dangerous---no shit. by BCoates · · Score: 2

      make sure you wrap your fucking balls in tin-foil

      You're not supposed to use tinfoil in a microwave--put your balls in a glass dish instead, and cover them with a cloth if you don't want them to dry out too much.

    19. Re:Microwaves are potentially dangerous---no shit. by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2
      I understand the difference between ionizing and non-ionizing radiation. That doesn't change the fact that high RF fields can cause significant tissue damage due to internal heating beyond the tissue's ability to self-cool. The eyes are particularly susceptable to microwave RF, turning the normally clear cornea/lens into something akin to cooked egg whites.

      Your example of 'radiators' in old houses is only a couple of orders of magnitude too small to be true. I imagine those crazy vulcanologists in their silver, heat-reflective suits know a thing or two about the effects of high IR radiation. They wrap their whole bodies in tinfoil.

      Note that the original poster mentioned tinfoil, which is a reasonable shield against microwaves. If he had intended to imply ionizing radiation (other than alpha particles), lead (as you stated) would make a much better shield.

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    20. Re:Microwaves are potentially dangerous---no shit. by Brymouse · · Score: 1

      Well anyone that consults a lawyer about something they read on /. is not right.

      As for you comment about 12 year olds, that is a lot of crap. When I was 12 I was working on microwaves and other appliances. I have designed high power solid state amplifiers for 144 and 438 MHz. The latter was 10 active devices (Phillips BLV58 IIRC) fed with a driver stage in a class A configuration.

      I have built 10 Ghz radios that have an EIRP on the order of 10 watts. These things are truly testicle cookers, if used wrong.

      I have repaired TV sets with many thousands of volts on the 2ed anode.

      All this was done safely, with the proper precautions taken. That's why god made HV Probes!

      I should say that I had no help from any family members, in doing any of this. All you have to do is read enough appnotes, data sheets, and RF design books.

      Don't underestimate us either.

    21. Re:Microwaves are potentially dangerous---no shit. by battjt · · Score: 2

      I'll need your address too.

      You see, when I referred to 12 year olds, it was a generalization. Though you may be the smartest 12 year old that ever lived, there are some that wont be nearly as remarkable. Not everyone is above average. Not everyone understands what might be dangerous.

      If you open up your microwave with only the knowlege that the previous poster submitted, there are still a multitude of ways to kill yourself. It is irresponsible to ignore that. The standard 12 year old, obviously not someone of your great accomplishment, has less experience in the real world to measure the posting and decide for him/herself that the poster may missed a few of the dangers still lurking in the disassembly of a microwave oven.

      I'm sorry to hear about your home life. I hope you develop a support network of friends.

      Joe

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    22. Re:Microwaves are potentially dangerous---no shit. by zCyl · · Score: 2

      Don't overestimate the /. crowd. Describing working with a microwave to 12 year olds is irresponsible!

      Actually, I would say it's a lot more irresponsible to HIDE how a microwave works from 12 year olds. Yes, the microwave is a high voltage device, yes, microwaves can cook flesh, all the more reason to explain how a microwave works and under what conditions they're perfectly safe. (Namely when you leave the door closed, never mess with the insides, and just push the buttons.)

      If you leave people sufficiently curious they might take it upon themself to investigate before they know what they're getting themselves into.

    23. Re:Microwaves are potentially dangerous---no shit. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2

      Note that the original poster mentioned tinfoil, which is a reasonable shield against microwaves. If he had intended to imply ionizing radiation (other than alpha particles), lead (as you stated) would make a much better shield.

      If he'd meant NON-ionizing radiation, he wouldn't have advised protecting the testicles. Please read the article I linked to previously, as it contains actual facts about microwaves vs. testicles. As for his choice of aluminum foil instead of lead, this fits nicely with my theory that he is ill-informed. If he thinks microwaves can hurt your nuts without you knowing it, it seems reasonable to expect him to think .001" aluminum will protect him from ionizing radiation (tin foil hat crowd). HE is the worst sort of fool: one who knows nothing but thinks he knows everything.

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    24. Re:Microwaves are potentially dangerous---no shit. by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2
      I read the article you linked to, and her statements are quite accurate. The opportune concept through all of this is, however, is how much power are we talking about. As a ham radio operator who uses microwave transmitters, I must (by federal law, See CFR Title 47, Part 97) know about RF safety to protect myself and the public from what the government has decided are safe exposure levels. These are typically measured in mW/m2 (or W/m2). You can exceed these levels with extremely low power levels. 100mW of 10 GHz power in an WG90 waveguide (3.2x10-4 m2) is 310 W/m2 at the opening of the waveguide. This exceeds the established exposure limits.

      As far as ascribing "Tinfoil hat crowd" status to the original poster, you may be right, but my point that tinfoil is a better precautionary measure against high RF levels than ionizing radiation is still true.

      I think we're vehemently agreeing.

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    25. Re:Microwaves are potentially dangerous---no shit. by battjt · · Score: 2

      "No harm done to you..."

      "...it is easy to work on one"

      "All you have to do is put a large screw driver across the cap to test if it is safe to handle."

      He never even mentions unpluging the darn thing. See, I'm used to not unplugging many of the toys I play with before I work on them (trains, computers, cars). Following the instructions here could kill me. (Of course, after 18 years of "experience", I am learning to unplug and turn off at the breaker, especially when I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

      I agree, teaching someone how things work is great. Implying that working on a microwave is safe with as few instructions as were presented is irresponsible.

      I live in the midwest, when common last words are "Hey y'all, watch this." I don't know that we need any more encouragement here.

      Joe

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  16. Pizza won't hit 900 Celcius by xactoguy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When you are cooking pizza in a microwave oven, it won't reach such great temperatures because pizza is not a very efficient absorber of enrgy, newer microwave ovens have sensors inside to prevent the microwave from getting that hot, and if you removed those sensors, by the time the pizza actually got that hot, it would be a nice balck colour. However, when something such as water ( a very efficient absorber of heat is used ) care must be taken to prevent something such as this [abcnews.go.com]. ( Water being superheated then flash boiling when something is placed in it )

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    1. Re:Pizza won't hit 900 Celcius by dragons_flight · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Been there, done that.

      Thankfully it was only somewhat superheated, leading to violent bubbling and some spill over, and not the kind of violent explosion your link suggests is possible.

    2. Re:Pizza won't hit 900 Celcius by prockcore · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Maybe the pizza isn't a very efficient absorber of energy, but the cheese certainly is.

      As anyone who's ever bitten into fried mozzarella sticks can attest.. cheese is the one magic food that has the potential to turn into molten lava.

    3. Re:Pizza won't hit 900 Celcius by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      cheese?!

      how barbarian

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    4. Re:Pizza won't hit 900 Celcius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kraft cheese is even more dangerous! I had this sandwich maker that I used to make grilled cheese sandwiches in.

      Well, one day, I didn't have any normal cheese left, so I used some kraft cheese slices. I waited the usual time for it to cool before ingesting... BAD IDEA, kraft cheese magma splurted out of the sandwich onto my lip "Augggh, hoawt, hoawt". Foolishly, I tried to remove it with my fingers, only to burn them as well.

      Beware the cheese!

    5. Re:Pizza won't hit 900 Celcius by GSloop · · Score: 2

      Cheeze contains water!
      Pizza contains water.

      But water evaporates at 100C - once water is gone, the microwaves don't have any materials that will convert the wave energy to heat - thus foods don't really reach temps much higher than boiling. (This is why Mirowaves don't brown things - without metal foils etc.)

      Water Molecules are excited by the microwaves, and are heated.

      Oil on the otherhand isn't heated at all.

      Here's an exp. for you. A few cc's of oil and a few cc's of water in the microwave. Heat for a bit. See which is hot.

      It won't be the oil.

      Cheers!

    6. Re:Pizza won't hit 900 Celcius by Zerelli · · Score: 0

      There was a study done that showed it was in fact the sauce that burns you so badly when you eat hot pizza. Apparently the sauce trapped under all the toppings retains a large amount of heat even though the top is cool enough to eat.

    7. Re:Pizza won't hit 900 Celcius by William+Tanksley · · Score: 2

      Nonsense. Lots of things in microwaves can get above 100C; the only reason the oil in your experiment didn't is that it's nonpolar, and thus unaffected by the waves.

      Pizza oil contains some suspended polar molecules, so it gets heated; that's why plastic containers used to heat pizza develops nicks. The HOT oil melts the plastic.

      Check out this page for more info, and goo dlinks to even more.

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  17. adf by redhotchil · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    haha you troll

  18. Microwaved food unhealthy by KeelSpawn · · Score: 0, Troll

    I saw some comments here about microwaving food like pizza - so i'm gonna post this here once and for all..i wrote this letter to my State Health Department Chair awhile ago, along with a hundred other supporters from my school:

    Anthony K. Lam
    1826 44th Ave.
    San Francisco, CA 94122
    April 16, 2002

    Health and Human Services Chair Ortiz
    State Capitol
    California, CA 94122

    Dear Health and Human Services Chair Ortiz,

    It has been made abundantly clear that the overwhelming majority of Californians do not want microwave ovens - as it can cause serious injuries/deaths and Cancer.

    Microwaves quick heating treatment of food substances can lead to uneven and non-calculatable heat distribution in the food - causing so called 'cold spots' and 'hot spots' respectively. Thus germs are often not sufficiently inactivated and eliminated. In tests, histological studies with micro-waved carrots and broccoli, have revealed that the molecular structures of nutrients are deformed by high frequency reversal of polarity, even up to the point of destroying the cell walls, whereas in conventional cooking, the cell structures remain intact.

    The anthroposophist A. Bohmert reported the following discovery, that water heated in a microwave oven and other conventional ovens and then left to cool. These water samples were used to bring grain to germination. The grain in contact with micro-waved water, was the only ones that did not germinate. Other scientists have proved that microwaves cause cancer in animals. (Dealler, S.F./Lacey, R.W. (1990) Superficial Microwave Heating. Nature 344: 496.

    Motherly instincts are right
    Many of us come from a generation where mothers and grandmothers have distrusted the modern "inside out" cooking they claimed was "not suitable" for most foods. My mother refused to even try baking anything in a microwave. She also didn't like the way a cup of coffee tasted when heated in a microwave oven. I have to fully agree and can't argue either fact. Her own common sense and instincts told her that there was no way microwave cooking could be natural nor make foods "taste they way they're supposed to".

    Bottom Line:

    Micro-waved food causes cancer.

    One single meal heated in a microwave oven does not kill us, but after a prolonged intake, such micro waved food will cause so many blockages in the body that it will start to rebel. One day the world will wake up to the fact that microwaves do cause cancer, and even worse than cigarettes.
    Micro waved food causes a slow . In the beginning, superficially, we save a little time in heating up our morning coffee in the microwave oven - but the time we save, we are cutting off our own lives. There is no cure in the world to prevent or heal it as long as the cause remains in our homes and we continue to use these devices.

    I strongly urge you to ban out microwave oven products.

    Sincerely,

    all the facts about microwaved ovens and foods can be found here: www.curezone.com

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    1. Re:Microwaved food unhealthy by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 2

      Troll or dumb...

      I just can't decide...

      Tim

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    2. Re:Microwaved food unhealthy by Russ+Steffen · · Score: 1

      anthroposophist:
      an*thro*pos*o*phy:
      n. A system of beliefs and practice based on the teachings of Rudolph Steiner and maintaining that by correct training and personal discipline one can attain experience of the spiritual world.

      And that qualifies someone as an expert the effects of microwaves on food, how, exactly?

    3. Re:Microwaved food unhealthy by shepd · · Score: 1

      Yes, you are quite correct.

      Also of interest is that having parts of your head too large/small can cause you to murder people, as has been proven with other modern information sources such as phrenology.

      Might I bring a caliper to your house one day and prove your genius for you?

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    4. Re:Microwaved food unhealthy by Russ+Steffen · · Score: 1

      Oh don't worry, I knew full well it was a troll. I can even point you to the article that troll was stolen from. But it was on an upward moderation trend, so I tried to point out how ridiculous it was in hopes that our Crack Moderation Squad (aka. Moderators on Crack) would get a clue.

    5. Re:Microwaved food unhealthy by Russ+Steffen · · Score: 1

      No.

  19. OK. by fidget42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    This ranks right up there with using liquid oxygen as charcoal lighter. The mpeg is quite impressive, though.

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  20. Ummm, "Microwavable Pizza"? They sell it. by Blaede · · Score: 1

    You should take a stroll in a grocery store one day, and you'll see it. It's in the frozen foods section, and has been sold for more than a decade.

    1. Re:Ummm, "Microwavable Pizza"? They sell it. by pompomtom · · Score: 2

      It's still sacrilege...

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  21. isn't this dangerous? by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

    I don't know how microwave ovens work really, but I do know something about waveguides, and how they work - and I think microwave ovens have them inside. I think microwave ovens work around the resonant frequency of water (around 2.4 ghz) - I always thought the food acted as a load to the actual antenna.

    If you decreased the load and increased the vswr - by reflecting all that power back with the power levels microwave ovens run at you could be looking at something very dangerous.

    1. Re:isn't this dangerous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you consider the workpiece as a load?

    2. Re:isn't this dangerous? by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      no - because thats what the waveguide is made out of - at 2400 mhz rf seems to reflect off anything metalic easily.

  22. New bronze age. How about basalt? by texchanchan · · Score: 2

    well, this is fine indeed. I can finally realize my dream of melting basalt at my house. But now what to do with all those old CDs I was keeping to make a solar oven with?

    Info on the elements, OT but close (no bronze or basalt, but iron: http://www.speclab.com/elements/ Has melting points and a lot of other data apparently cribbed from CRC.

    P.S. don't forget this

  23. It's to protect the plastic floor of oven. by Blaede · · Score: 4, Informative

    There's nothing wrong with heating up a metal in a microwave, that in itself will not ruin the unit. What is a big problem is the heated item melting the inside floor of the oven due to (drum roll, please), HEAT! The item gets hot, and melts a big hole in the floor, therefore ruining it. So go ahead and heat metals in your microwave, just don't let it touch the insides directly. That means using a plate, cover, etc.

    1. Re:It's to protect the plastic floor of oven. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its called a joke. it seems to have gone over your head, as well as the heads of the moderators. and uh...go stick some cds and or foil in your microwave and tell me again about how it has to do with the plastic bottom?

  24. DOH .... by ProfMoriarty · · Score: 2
    Both waxes are coated with a patent ceramic shell slurry containing some graphite.

    Damn ... now does anyone have an Open-Source ceramic shell slurry mixture?

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    1. Re:DOH .... by hockeygeek · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but everything starts to get kinda slurry for me after a good night of drinking..... :-)

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    2. Re:DOH .... by dougayen · · Score: 1

      It's almost certainly ITC-100 or a similar ceramic slurry product. Neat stuff, increases the refractory rating of whatever you coat it with immensely. Available from several sources on-line, costs about $40/pint. If it needs graphite, add a bit in and experement around to find the magic ratio.

  25. Re:Whatever happened to the thought...... by sholden · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    that silverware such as forks, knives and spoons should not be placed in a microwave. Also I thought aluminum foil was not supposed to be placed inside a microwave too. Oh well.

    You could try reading the article which mentions what happens with a fork and why it doesn't occur with the setup used.

    But that would require a brain cell I guess and you don't seem to have one spare.
  26. yes, but how fast can i turn a hamster into atoms? by knowles420 · · Score: 1

    i need to know these things. what would happen to a coasterized cdr? what happens if i place a glass of water inside and turn it on? will it explode like john stossel of tv's dateline nbc says? will i need a permit to dispose of massive amounts of insects ot will it not require any specialized training? more importaltly, can i free up space under the house and dispose of all those troublesome bodies? seriously. -knowles

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  27. Clothes Dryer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Back in 1981, I built a small clothes dryer from a microwave. I drilled a hole in the front glass, placed a vacumm tube through it, with a vacumm pump on one side, and a vacumm flask in the m-wave. I them tested various fabrics with differing amounts of H20 in them. Amazing that a jean leg dryed in 15 minutes, tee-shirt in 5, a wool sleve in 25 minutes (low heat to avoid shrinkage). Based on energy calculations, it used about 2/3 the power and was running at lower overall temperatues (I suspected that local temps ran over boiling, but then again they do in a dryer).
    I wish I had the money back then to persue the idea.

    1. Re:Clothes Dryer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microwave dryers are made by a number of
      companies. Mostly industrial use right now.

    2. Re:Clothes Dryer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just out of curiosity, do you know when they started? and do they use a vacumm to enable them to run at lower temperatures?

    3. Re:Clothes Dryer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Doctor, what's this lump on my neck?

    4. Re:Clothes Dryer by Peter+Harris · · Score: 2

      I hope the diameter of that hole in the front was less than the wavelength of the microwaves.

      Or you REALLY don't want to stand in front of it for 15 minutes waiting for your jeans to dry!

      I could be wrong about that, but even if some physicist cares to correct me, it's not something I'll be trying any time soon.

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    5. Re:Clothes Dryer by GRH · · Score: 1

      I've had the same idea...

      I "discovered" the clothes drying ability of a nuker on a skiing trip when the place I was staying had a microwave, but no dryer. Dried my ski boot liners great!

      Anyway, to be really effective I agree that a vacuum applied would lower the boiling point of water and increase the evaporation rate considerably. Plus, the heat is only being applied to wet areas, so I suspect the efficiency would have to be higher than any conventional dryer.

    6. Re:Clothes Dryer by juhaz · · Score: 1

      Why would anyone want to bore himself to death by standing in front of a microwave for quarter hour even if it doesn't leak.

    7. Re:Clothes Dryer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention the great smell of cotton when cooked in the nuker. It brings out the freshness, like a loaf of freshly baked bread. Few things can match the essense of the smell of fresh cotton. The smell is enough to arouse one to eat something or put it on and go out for a morning run...

    8. Re:Clothes Dryer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, microwave causes cancer, everyone...

      and the cheese is made out of moon

    9. Re:Clothes Dryer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, son. It's your head. There's no cure for it.

    10. Re:Clothes Dryer by Mr.Sharpy · · Score: 2

      This has already been done. I saw it on tv ages ago. They had a full size prototype. The only problem they said they ahd was with zippers, buttons, etc. Metallic objects caused scorch marks on the fabric.

  28. Micro-foundry! That's hot! by toybuilder · · Score: 2

    *assuming* that this technique ultimately becomes stable and useable in a home microwave (safety, cost, repeatability, yada yada), this would open up wonderful avenues -- imagine making your own jewelry and robotics parts without building a blast furnace!

    I bet there could also be plastics that would be compatible with this process. Excellent for product prototyping.

    The reality, though, is that it'll never be commercialized to the extent of becoming a hobbyist kit. Too bad.

  29. it would be cooler.... by brad3378 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... if the microwave ran cooler (pun intended).

    If the microwave could somehow have a thermostatic control, I could take a bag of grade-5 bolts and nuke them to a grade-8 tensile strength. The button for 1040-steel alloy can go next to the popcorn button.
    :-)

    To properly control the grain structure of the metal, the heating & cooling processes have to be controlled precisely for temperature vs. time (very non-linear and not instinctive). Introduce a quenching process in the microwave, and I bet you could make some serious bucks selling/operating this thing.

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    1. Re:it would be cooler.... by stuffman64 · · Score: 1

      Great idea, but if you read the article, or most of it, it is not the metal that heats up, but rather the magnetite coatings on the ceramic mold. Now if you had rusty bolts, perhaps the oxide coating may heat up, but it wouldn't be nearly enough to alter the structure of the metal.

      But it sure would be nice to get grade-8 bolts for the price of grade-5's...

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    2. Re:it would be cooler.... by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 2

      so if the metal doesn't heat up, ummmm.... how does it melt???

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  30. Choice of metarials. by fidget42 · · Score: 2, Funny
    They all showed warming, but the granular substance (magnetite) was hot enough to burn the finger.
    Any bets as to how they found this out?
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  31. roof-burn by Kirby-meister · · Score: 1

    That would lead to one wicked pizza-burn on the roof of your mouth.

  32. Photos overexposed by dmiller · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Notice how the crucible and insulating assembly looks over exposed in the photos linked from the article. I wonder if this is because they are emitting a large amount of IR? This would be invisible to the eye, but visible to a CCD camera, even through a the cheap plastic filters they use.

    1. Re:Photos overexposed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pffft, or if you've ever worked with ceramic wool you would realize that it can be very bright (reflective) white. Very much like styrofoam.

      Combine that with a flash or other lighting and it produces the said effect. Look at the microwave in the upper right corner, same thing because it's white.

  33. My Microwave Ate My Balls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My Microwave Ate My Balls! And now I have head cancer!

  34. Radiation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone else have Microwave Phobia? I sure as hell do...they scare the shit out of me for some reason. I swear i had nightmare one time, where it's the future and everyone was sick from radiation poisoning caused by defective microwaves (GE brand).

    1. Re:Radiation by getter_85 · · Score: 0

      good. I'm very happy for you.

      Stalking a stalker? NO WAY! I just happened to come upon this post while reading "A Foundry in Every Kitchen"

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  35. More fun with microwaves by lambadomy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Take one green grape (not seedless) and cut it width wise, leaving the skin on one side intact so it forms a sort of hinge. When you lay it in the microwave it should look like a pair of breasts.

    Run the microwave for 10-15 seconds. The grape will spark and then burst into flames. Many all-nighters in college were punctuated with breaks to show people this wonderous phenomenon in the dorm microwaves, and now you too can try it at home. yay.

    1. Re:More fun with microwaves by prockcore · · Score: 3, Funny

      Another fun thing to do is to prove to stupid people how radiation really does cause things to become huge. Put a few large marshmallows in the microwave, and microwave them on high for 2 minutes. The marshmallows balloon up to at least 4 times the size.

    2. Re:More fun with microwaves by another_twilight · · Score: 1

      And on a similar (athough less pyrotechnic) note, try a block of soap. Similar Amazing Expasion (tm) properties to marshmallows and other foodstuffs, but with the advantage of still being functional!

      (this community service announcement now returns you to your regular program)

    3. Re:More fun with microwaves by zCyl · · Score: 2

      The marshmallows balloon up to at least 4 times the size.

      Did you ever try eating it then? I've made micromarshmallows as snacks for my friends. It's a lot quicker than a campfire for making smores, and potentially more fun. Try filling an entire bowl with marshmallows. :)

  36. futurama by hpavc · · Score: 1

    didn't something bad happen when they did this in futurama? or was that only when your in your space ship going warp speed?

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  37. Re:yes, but how fast can i turn a hamster into ato by HeLLaLaMe · · Score: 1

    Hamsters?? Well that depends upon a number of factors. Power level, position, the ability of the hamster to open the door from the inside. Of course they don't have thumbs, but those little cute... Hmm.. Let us know. Maybe there should be a benchmark on overclockers.com Atomised Hampster Microwave Benchmark 2002 MicrowaveA (Intel) - 127 secs MicrowaveB (AMD) - 115 secs

  38. Don't Try This at Home, Kids! by Greyfox · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's what the microwave at work is for!

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    1. Re:Don't Try This at Home, Kids! by J23SE · · Score: 0

      HAHAHAHAHHA... no. Get a life man, it's lame when you use the same comment on two microwave stories.

      http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2955 1& cid=0&pid=0&startat=&threshold=3&mode=thread&comme ntsort=0&op=Change

  39. For all my ./ niggaz and bitches! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  40. Food Temp Up to 250 by SWTP · · Score: 0

    Intersting topic but a bit dangerious. Ok. Very dangerious!!!

    Food in a wave get up to a max of around 250 degrees.

    You can catch Kellogs Poptars on fire by changing the time from 30 seconds up to 3 minutes :)

    The thing is and sound strange is that food acts as a load for the Magatron generator. That is why you never run the poor thing without somthing in it. If you put metal item it will act more like a short for the magatron and may cause a serious problem like fire, shorts, sparks, etc!

    Sounds like a great canidate for a Darwin Award.

    1. Re:Food Temp Up to 250 by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 2

      Didya actually READ the article? Didn't think so. The crucible is specifically designed to absorb the energy of the microwave, so no short circuiting/sparking.

      Go read it, you'll learn something! :)

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    2. Re:Food Temp Up to 250 by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Why learnsomething when you can just ger religous about what somebody says?

      Don't give me a lengthy reply, I can't be bothered. Instead, just give me the gist of it.

      ;)

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    3. Re:Food Temp Up to 250 by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

      lol. Isn't slashdot great. people read the synopsis posted on the front page, can't be arsed to go actuall READ the article, and then go posting comments based on what they tyhink might be in the article. I love it. ;)

      I've always thought that to make an intellegent comment or observation, it helps to understand what you're commenting on, but hey, this is slashdot ;)

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  41. warranty by Alien54 · · Score: 3
    I have just got to imagine that using the microwave in this fashion is going to void the warrenty.

    now on slightly related topic

    When food, (containing water, a very efficient absorber), is placed in a microwave field having a frequency of 2.4 5GHz, virtually all the microwave energy is converted to heat.

    Now this raises all sorts of interesting safety questions about wireless networking, as well as the current generation of wireless telephones I see down at Staples, etc.

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    1. Re:warranty by Zathraskun · · Score: 1

      Thank you! The matarials they make Microwaves out of doesnt covert Microwaves to heat as efficantly as Water or other items...

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    2. Re:warranty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      okay, I'll bite..

      Microwave ovens are INSULATED by the sheer fact that they've got a metal case (the round holes in the door panel are effectively solid to microwaves at 2.4ghz)

      So if you're getting interference from your microwave oven on your wireless lan, then you've got bigger problems than crc errors.

    3. Re:warranty by Alien54 · · Score: 2
      if you're getting interference from your microwave oven on your wireless lan, then you've got bigger problems than crc errors

      Actually, I mas making a reference to those people who worry about the environmental effects of electromagnetic radiation. I can see them having a bird once they figure this out.

      I remember some friends who were all worked in a radar shop in the Navy. Too small a statisitical sample, of course, but one of their complaints was that everyone who worked on that equipment only had girls for children. No boys.

      fast forward to a highly networked environment in the same general frequency range ...

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    4. Re:warranty by Enigma23 · · Score: 1

      I remember some friends who were all worked in a radar shop in the Navy. Too small a statisitical sample, of course, but one of their complaints was that everyone who worked on that equipment only had girls for children. No boys.

      Interesting. Apparently, deep saturation divers have a tendency to only produce girls rather than boys as well. I can (partially) verify this, as my Uncle has one son and four girls. The son was his first child...

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    5. Re:warranty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microwaves and some communications systems use rather similar EM bands. And yes, that DOES mean they also have same effects on water, and yes, THAT means your WLAN will heat you a bit. So what? Power levels in eg. cell phones or WLAN are so miniscule that they don't cook you alive, probably heat increase is so small it can't even be noticed without some precise equipment.

      Sunlight warms you. So does your computer, and lots of other stuff. Now your LAN does it too. No big deal.

    6. Re:warranty by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 2

      "only had girls for children. No boys....
      fast forward to a highly networked environment in the same general frequency range ..."


      thats all that is required to make girls? high frequency microwave emissions?! this is great! even better than the way i saw on weird science.

      but uh - will I still be able to select the breast size like they do on the movie?

      now the future of geekdom is all female. wonderful for us huh?

    7. Re:warranty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except we'll all be greying in our 40s and 50s by the time this is actually possible.

  42. A Pedantic Correction by Ho-Lee-Cow! · · Score: 2
    melt iron

    You don't melt iron. You melt -steel-, which is an alloy of iron and carbon, with a variable melting point depending on the carbon content(more carbon, lower melting point).

    The question about the microwave use is not my issue. ;)

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    1. Re:A Pedantic Correction by Milican · · Score: 2

      OK, so they don't sell Iron? Everything is Steel or various carbon mixtures? I think you can melt anything. Of course, not necessarily in a microwave... Please elaborate :)

      JOhn

    2. Re:A Pedantic Correction by Rhinobird · · Score: 1

      What the hell are you talking about? The article specfically states that he can't melt steel, because he couldn't get the temrature high enough.

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    3. Re:A Pedantic Correction by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 1

      Please explain cast iron

    4. Re:A Pedantic Correction by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 2

      what? are you saying iron has no melting point???

      Go RTFA - it clearly states he can't get it hot enough to melt STEEL yet.

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      And the people shall be oppressed, every one by another, and every one by his neighbour Isaiah 3:5
  43. metal clays are easier to work with by g4dget · · Score: 4, Informative
    If you want to make small pieces of jewelry or other parts, there are metal clays (search on Google): almost pure precious metal (silver, gold) with a little bit of binder. When you heat them, the binder burns away and the metal sticks together.

    Other than that, the technique sounds unnecessarily laborious and complex. There are easier ways to melt metal, even at home. Thermite, for example, should appeal to people who like fireworks. Basic textbooks on inorganic chemistry, mineralogy, and metallurgy can tell you how. (Don't people learn this stuff in high school chemistry anymore?)

    1. Re:metal clays are easier to work with by Rhinobird · · Score: 1

      huh? unnecesaarily laborious and complex? Once you have that crucible made, you put in metal and nuke for several minutes. What's complex or laborious about that? Do those damnable hotpockets throw you for a loop with thier over complex heating instructions?

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    2. Re:metal clays are easier to work with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      unfortunately high school classes have been neutered. Too many people in the 30+ range ruined it for the current generation. All that missing magnesium, stink bombs, etc.

      We were lucky if the teacher demoed something for us, much less let us play.

      To be fair, some of the blame also has to go to the fact that US schools are becoming more and more equalized to the lowest possible denominator. The only way to walk out of high school without A-B grades is to not do the homework or simply stop showing up for class.

    3. Re:metal clays are easier to work with by g4dget · · Score: 2
      Once you have that crucible made,

      Yes, that's the issue: the mold is more complex than for other methods.

      (The other part that's going to be laboriously and complex is to convince the cook in the house to let you use the microwave for metallurgy :-)

    4. Re:metal clays are easier to work with by TheMidget · · Score: 1
      (The other part that's going to be laboriously and complex is to convince the cook in the house to let you use the microwave for metallurgy :-)

      Easy: use the one at work, or at the school cafeteria.

      "Does anybody know where the Swedish MSDN disks are?"

    5. Re:metal clays are easier to work with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how is working with thermite easy?

      LOL... idiots.

    6. Re:metal clays are easier to work with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Does anybody know where the Swedish MSDN disks are?"

      In the box under my desk ... make sure you bring them back.

    7. Re:metal clays are easier to work with by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 2

      Yes, that's the issue: the mold is more complex than for other methods.

      I agree that this is true for metal clay, but for anything else it sounds like about the same amount of work. Slathering on clay paste isn't terribly difficult or time-consuming.

      Re. metal clay - it seems to me that this would be "cooked" only enough to sinter the metal grains together, as opposed to fusing them (and in the process melting your figure). This would result in a weaker resulting object. Is this correct, or am I missing something about the casting process?

    8. Re:metal clays are easier to work with by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 2

      There are easier ways to melt metal, even at home. Thermite, for example, should appeal to people who like fireworks.

      The problem with thermite is that the resulting metal is going to be horribly impure (yes, I've made thermite, many times).

      Other than having to sit around for several minutes instead of a few seconds, I don't see how the microwave melting method is harder.

      A bigarsed propane jet, on the other hand, would be quite convenient and probably cheaper (electric heating is expensive even when perfectly efficient, and the microwave method was noted as losing much of the supplied energy). A friend has been melting aluminum with this method (why it hasn't burst into flames in his face, I don't know - don't try this at home).

    9. Re:metal clays are easier to work with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put into top part of mold. Ignite. Done. People use it for making electrical connections.

  44. my $0.02 says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...you can't tell me what video game you got to try that out in! :-)

    1. Re:my $0.02 says... by papasui · · Score: 1

      Maniac Mansion for the NES.

  45. Iron by ossammaa · · Score: 1

    "He's using his domestic microwave oven to melt iron, silver and bronze! Over 900C!" Correction: Iron melts at a temperature closer to 1600C

    1. Re:Iron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > "He's using his domestic microwave oven to melt iron, silver and bronze! Over 900C!" Correction: Iron melts at a temperature closer to 1600C

      Right.

      That was the silver, the first metal he tested with, that melted at 900 C.

      You DID notice that 1600 > 900, yes? So the "Over 900C!" was correct.

  46. I can't believe that... by FatBobSmith · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    nobody has even "imagined a beowulf cluster of these!" Woo hoo! Frist Psot! ...ok, I'm done. Mod me straight to hell please.

  47. Do not try this at home! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
    I've cast aluminum (1200F) and iron (2200F) and am truly concerned about the total lack of safety equipment that this guy presented. When I cast the molten metal, we wore complete body leathers and used tongs to keep the hot metal at least 1-2 feet away. To pick up a container using bare hands and sleeves is nuts. Molten metal will burn through unprotected skin.


    A serious problem with pouring molten metals is the risk of moisture in the moulds. For example, if a fly happened to be in the mould when the metal was poured, the metal would explode from the moisture with enough force to hit the ceiling. I sure don't want to be in a room when its raining molten metal!

    1. Re:Do not try this at home! by Austenite · · Score: 1, Informative

      I had two really sad thoughts after reading this post....

      Firstly, I have been told that molten steel is hot enough that the moisture content in your skin vaporises and causes it to (mostly) skitter away from your skin, a bit like water in a hot frypan. Molten aluminium, on the other hand (pun intended!), isn't hot enough to cause this effect, and so transfers a greater proportion of its heat to your body. Despite the overall amount of heat in the aluminium being lower, the damage to you is much, much worse.

      The other sad thought was the chorus from "It's raining men" changed to "It's raining mol-ten". I'll never get it out of my head now!

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    2. Re:Do not try this at home! by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 2
      To some extent I share your concern about the lack of safety equipment.

      However, the example you give wouldn't work- any moisture gets cooked off by the microwave in the first 30 seconds- don't forget he's microwaving the mold at the same time as heating the metal; any fly would be dessicated long before.

      However, I'm not saying there aren't other safety issues, any time you have that much heat energy in one place there's potential for catastophic failure. (e.g. what happens if the mold suddenly cracks due to the heat when he's holding it?)

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    3. Re:Do not try this at home! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, heh, huh huh heh, you said dessicated.

    4. Re:Do not try this at home! by markmoss · · Score: 1

      I agree, I hope he was doing this naked-hands bit to show off the insulating properties of the ceramic wool, and not as his regular practice. I'd certainly use tongs, and a fireproof mat underneath.

    5. Re:Do not try this at home! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Firstly, I have been told that molten steel is hot enough that the moisture content in your skin vaporises and causes it to (mostly) skitter away from your skin, a bit like water in a hot frypan. Molten aluminium, on the other hand (pun intended!), isn't hot enough to cause this effect, and so transfers a greater proportion of its heat to your body.

      Considering that either molten metal is a HELL of a lot higher temp than 100C, I'd have to say you heard wrong, it wouldn't matter which one spilled on you.

    6. Re:Do not try this at home! by geekoid · · Score: 2

      You're a wimp!
      I'd give you the finger, but I burned all mine off.

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    7. Re:Do not try this at home! by Austenite · · Score: 1

      Yes, but Aluminium's meltihng point of 660 degrees celsius is a LOT lower than that of steels around 1500 degrees C - the rate of heat transfer increases with the *fourth* power of the differential. (If my memory is in fact correct, it means the rate of heat transfer from molten steel to nearly boiling water is something like 80 times as great as nolten aluminium.)

      It's not the fact that both are well above the boiling point of water, I guess it's the balance between how much heat is transferred to your flesh versus how much water that heat vaporises.

      Unfortunately, the text book I have doesn't list latent heat of melting, but the specific heat of aluminium is 900 J/kgK, while steel has a specific heat of between 450 and 500 J/kgK. This means that once the molten metal has solidified and stuck to you, the aluminium has more heat available to transfer than suggested by the temperature alone.

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  48. Nothing here about messing with the insides.... by Slashamatic · · Score: 2
    Having looked agin through the article, there was nothing here about messing with the insides, whether the PSU, the maggie or the interlocks.

    Yes, you are right, microwave radiation levels from an oven and the high voltage levels are unhealthy. However these things are usually quite reliable, although there is usually an internal fuse that can blow.

    What concerns me more is that the heat build up from a glowing crucible of molten metal is somewhat more than from a pizza. Such heat isn't going to do the cabling or the door much good.

    1. Re:Nothing here about messing with the insides.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      another comment suggested that you tear the thing apart and rebuild it with materials that can take the extreme heats described in the article. so even though it was not mentioned in the article, it is still a very relevant comment.

    2. Re:Nothing here about messing with the insides.... by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 2

      If you saw the pictures, you will see that all the heat is transferred into the crucible. The guy pulls the cruciblele/mold assembly out of the oven with bare hands. No part of the actual oven gets hot.

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    3. Re:Nothing here about messing with the insides.... by jweatherley · · Score: 1

      No it's utterly redundant - reading the article and the replies to the comment you linked to reveals that all that hot metal is nicely insulated in ceramic so no harm comes to the microwave. He was even lifting the ceramic block containing the +900C metal with bare hands.

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    4. Re:Nothing here about messing with the insides.... by Slashamatic · · Score: 2

      I saw the pictures, and the glowing, which makes me nervous. If it gets hot, then it radiates. The question is how much of what is inside the crucible stays there?

  49. Re:Micro-foundry! That's hot! by Gumber · · Score: 2

    Who needs a blast furnace for making jewelry or robotics parts? Unless, of course, you are making them out of steel and all you have is a bunch of coal or coke and iron ore

  50. IDEA by Naikrovek · · Score: 2

    would someone please make a 1000 watt wireless radio transmitter.... PLEASE!!

  51. sterilizing aol cd's by Indy1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    When i used to work as a repair tech for a local clone computer shop, i used to go and grab all the aol disks outta the modem boxes, and nuke em in the back room nuker (5 secs does it nicely), then tack em up on the shop wall. When customers would ask what the hell had happened to the cd's, i said it contained a vicous trojan horse that destroyed your tcp/ip stack (this was back when aol software had a hugely nasty habbit of utterly corrupting your ip stack) and that i was sterilizing the cd so that people didnt accidently destroy their OS. Customers would nod agreeingly afterwards.

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    1. Re:sterilizing aol cd's by G0SP0DAR · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wonder what then would happen if you did that to a MS Office 97 CD. I heard there was something that could make one of those unreadible after three installs. I wonder if that CD cyanide pill could be accentuated in a bath of microwave energy.

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    2. Re:sterilizing aol cd's by balloonpup · · Score: 1

      Just anecdotal evidence, but I've got an Office 97 CD that's been used at least 50 times. The reason: utterly horrid luck with hard drives tanking over a few years. That and various format-reinstalls hehe.

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    3. Re: Re:sterilizing aol cd's by G0SP0DAR · · Score: 1

      I can believe that. I think the self-destruct after three installs was just an urban legend, but I sure was paranoid at the time.

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      Calm down, it's *only* ones and zeroes.
    4. Re: Re:sterilizing aol cd's by balloonpup · · Score: 1

      Hehe, I hear you there. Lots of weird things going on then -- the idea of a cd-rom changing its contents and the like after install really doesn't make sense now that I look back at it, but I had thought the same of some pieces of software at some point in time...

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  52. Wait a minute... by lingqi · · Score: 2

    I mean, this is really cool and all -- but i am sure this is violating an EULA somewhere. ;-) Just be glad that GE is not all up on the M$ behaviors

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  53. You uncircumcised heathens! by Kibo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've no quarrel with frozen pizza designed to be microwaved. When hunting and gathering one must accept what one finds. But you savages who defile perfectly excellent cold left over pizza have no place in a civilized society. Some social ills make me wonder what horrible childhood pain would cause a person to behave in such a disturbed manner. But those dysfunctional individuals microwaving delectible left over pizza, clearly they must be shot, incinerated, with their ashes encased in glass rods, buried under a mountain or maybe a salt flat, then covered with lye and never spoken of again.

    When people ask "What's this world coming to?" you can be sure that people who microwave perfect precious left over pizza are at fault. Filthy animals!

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    1. Re:You uncircumcised heathens! by GrandCow · · Score: 1

      Ask me if I care when I wake up sprawled on the kitchen floor with my head pounding. When all I want to do is get food into me NOW, not 5 minutes from now. Microwave = god right then.

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    2. Re:You uncircumcised heathens! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you consider the right solution? Eating it cold, reheating it in an oven, or are there rituals for the worship of cold pizza?

    3. Re:You uncircumcised heathens! by ivrcti · · Score: 1

      "But those dysfunctional individuals microwaving delectible left over pizza, clearly they must be shot, incinerated, with their ashes encased in glass rods, buried under a mountain or maybe a salt flat, then covered with lye and never spoken of again." No, no no. The lye goes into the glass rods with the ashes. How many times do we have to cover the basics??

    4. Re:You uncircumcised heathens! by markmoss · · Score: 2

      Hey, I'm a circumcised heathen!

    5. Re:You uncircumcised heathens! by Winged+Cat · · Score: 1

      Eating it cold, of course.

  54. Re:Are open source programmers still poor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is poor? I make over 6 figures. There are others who make 30K. It is a matter of who, what, where, and when.

  55. Using Microwaves to combust Aluminium at 1470 C by cap_pies · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Using an industrial microwave (5kW) with Nitrogen piped through a bed of Al powder I got a max of 1470 C before solid Aluminium Nitrate was formed. Temp possibly got up to 1600 C but thermocouple melted. arse. Seemed that key to getting ignition (or melting) was retaining heat. got one reaction at approx 1KW after 15 mins using carbon powder packed between 2 tubes |c| al |c| |c| al |c| Have u tried Au/Ag powders (heat much faster than solids - sorry if already posted)

  56. Yes, but you forgot... by Sir+Homer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...computer moniters can give you cancer, using a 801.222b/a wireless NIC gives you cancer, and living in a concreate house can give you cancer, and drinking soda can give you cancer, oh did I mension that wind gives cancer as well because of Nuclear fallout from testing which is and will be carried around the Earth for thousands of years?

    Everything gives cancer. You'll even get cancer if you live in the middle of a fucking forest in a lead house and eat nothing but blueberries (cancer fighting food) all day.

    1. Re:Yes, but you forgot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you would die of lead poisoning first.

    2. Re:Yes, but you forgot... by ObviousGuy · · Score: 1

      As my landlord once told me, "Don't lick the goddamn walls!"

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  57. Re:NOOBEE Question by Buck2 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Joe Trailer Park is a proper noun and should be capatilized as such, mother fucker.

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  58. Microwave to heat � best container material by Saggi · · Score: 5, Informative

    Microwaves in a microwave oven are using a frequency that matches the vibration frequency of the O-H bond in water. Now if a microwave should be converted into heat, it must hit a molecule, where it can leave the correct energy. This is quantum mechanics, so only the precise amount of energy can be transferred to the vibration. If the wavelength of the microwave doesn't match, energy will not be transferred.

    Now the described experiment used several different containers for the metal. These containers absorb the microwave and convert them into heat. To obtain the best container material, you should look for materials whose vibration energy of some of its atom bonding matches that of the O-H bonding in water.

    The O-H bond has been chosen as most food contains water. Materials without water will not heat in a microwave oven. (Unless it contains molecules that match the frequency in other ways).

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    1. Re:Microwave to heat � best container material by markmoss · · Score: 2

      Actually, microwaves will induce currents into anything that is conductive, so it will either absorb microwaves or reflect them. Metals mostly reflect (because their electrical resistance is low), otherwise all you'd need was a plain ceramic crucible.

    2. Re:Microwave to heat � best container material by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is false. microwave ovens are not tuned to water; if they were then all the energy would be absorbed by the outer layer of food. look it up if you dont believe me.

    3. Re:Microwave to heat � best container material by Stultsinator · · Score: 1

      It's been a while since my freshman chem class, but I think it's actually the rotational wavelength of water that microwave ovens are tuned to, rather than vibrational (or translational.)

      I don't know what type of bond exists between various metal atoms in solid form, but it seems like (along your lines of reasoning) a wavelength should be able to be found that corresponds to that bond, resulting in even greater efficiency in melting.

      Excellent thought-provoker. Thanks for the post!

    4. Re:Microwave to heat � best container material by MrScience · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Apparently my microwave's door is made out of that bond. It caught on fire while there was nothing in it!

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    5. Re:Microwave to heat � best container material by William+Tanksley · · Score: 2

      I've heard this before (the claim that microwaves heat the O-H bond in water), but that doesn't make it true. If the O-H bond were the only source of heat, then why can MWs heat things up beyond 100C?

      The simple fact that this person is melting metals proves that there's some other mechanism at work, and further, it's almost certain that this other mechanism is more powerful than the hypothetical water resonance.

      Here is a page which discusses many "myths" about microwaves, including this one. It also contains some _facinating_ experiments, lots of fun. My favorite is microwaving a light bulb (not listed on that page, but a surprising color light show you can look up elsewhere -- caution, don't try it without the safety precautions).

      -Billy

    6. Re:Microwave to heat � best container material by Saggi · · Score: 1

      Water can go beyond 100 degree Celsius. It will remain water until it becomes plasma at several thousands degrees. It might become steam at 100 degrees (depending on pressure).

      Your reference article appears to be quite interesting, but I'm still not sure it is correct. Why? It talks about the "vibrations" of the microwave in the same way as sound, where the vibrations of the radio wave "push" the material in question. Well, radio waves don't push! They have no mass. The only way a radio wave can provide energy is to have a part (or all) of the wave energy absorbed by something. How can the radio waves then "enter" into the material in question? This is because a radio wave will move through materials until it impact on a molecule (or atom) that can absorb its energy. If you look at a piece of met at an atomic level, you will find it quite "non solid" in aspects to radio waves.

      But I do appreciate you point of view and will look into it.

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    7. Re:Microwave to heat � best container material by ckedge · · Score: 1

      This is a wonderful example of horribly bad user interface design. Whatever company made your combo microwave/oven system is going to face a *lot* of this, and I figure they should share responsibility.

    8. Re:Microwave to heat � best container material by MrScience · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well. They said that it was a part failure (the mixing fan belt failed). But it wasn't their fault since it was so old.

      Say, check out how close our UIDs are together... pretty odd to think we got them within a month of each other, nearly 3-4 years ago.

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  59. Idea... by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

    I wonder if this can be used to heat treat all that sapphire/ruby rough I have...

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  60. Overclocking by neonstz · · Score: 1

    What about overclocking the microwave to 3 GHz? That way we can melt 330g sterling silver in less than 14 minutes!

  61. Orbiting foundries? by goodEvans · · Score: 1

    Sometimes I have these ideas...

    I had an idea the other week about space stations. Instead of bringing them up piecemeal, take an iron rich asteroid and attach a foundry to it, extruding arc-shaped tubes that could be attached to form a large wheel (of the type seen in 2001, but probably not that large). You would then have a living area made of cast steel - probably a lot stronger and more puncture-proof than anything that could be brought up in the back of a space shuttle. You would just need to bring up interiors and electronics and stuff, to be attached in orbit.

    I originally dismissed this out of hand, because you would have to bring a whole foundry up into space - probably heavier than half a dozen space stations.

    But then this appears. Could you make a giant microwave? Electricity is easy - just get big solar panels. Are there limitations to the size of a magnetron?

    Eh. Probably talking through my arse.

    1. Re:Orbiting foundries? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try googling for solar oven. That would be a much more efficient way of doing things, no cenversions. You could use a thick mylar for the mirror surface, easy enough to bring the entire foundry up in a trip or two.

  62. The original digital communications system by nojayuk · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    All you need to do is jigger the door safety switches on a Walmart Blue Tag special and learn Morse code. Open and shut the door to send text messages.

    I would suggest *not* standing in front of the microwave while doing this.

  63. Weaponry by DarkHelmet · · Score: 5, Funny
    Oh yes, it's a foundry.... Yes, now you can make your own weapons for your Warcraft action figures...

    Oh, you're all geeks.... the lot of you... Not nerds like the site says, GEEKS!

    The worst thing about this is that some of you here will actually think this will Get you chicks!

    Argh! I need my pills? Where are my pills?

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    1. Re:Weaponry by zurmikopa · · Score: 1

      No, no, no. Everyone knows Shacknews gets you chicks. Slashdot just tells you which ones matter.

      I'm going to go microwave me a Daikatana.

    2. Re:Weaponry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course you could go back to basics and do all your forging with lead. It has a much lower melting point.

      Although I do admit that casting tiny steel weapons would kick-ass.

    3. Re:Weaponry by BLiP2 · · Score: 1

      So then if I dump a bunch crystals into my homemade microwave foundy, will I get stronger plasma shields?

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  64. Obligitatory moderation complaint. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Errrr, thanks for that, whoever you were. How does a post that hasn't been moderated get moderated down as "overrated"?

    Austenite, posting as AC so that people genuinely browsing at 1 don't see this off-topic whine.

    1. Re:Obligitatory moderation complaint. by markmoss · · Score: 2

      How does a post that hasn't been moderated get moderated down as "overrated"?
      I've had the experience of rating a post at + 1 ("funny", IIRC), clicking the Moderate button, and seeing it actually get moderated -1 "overrated". I'm sure the little rating window was correct before I scrolled down to the bottom to fing the moderate button, so seems like there might be a bug in the code.

  65. Radiation causes things to become huge by TheMidget · · Score: 1

    Soap works great too. But don't use an entire bar, unless you have a really huge microwave oven...

  66. Sure, it'd work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I guess. The only problem is the giant microwave has to be bigger than the asteroid... At which point you might as well just bring a foundry cuz it'd be smaller anyway.

    Kinda like needing to power light bulb for when you go camping and deciding to build a nuclear power-plant. Sorta.

  67. yes it will burn through your skin by texchanchan · · Score: 2

    Re, Molten metal will burn through unprotected skin....I sure don't want to be in a room when its raining molten metal!

    I have seen it happen on a small scale. One day many years ago we young idiots were casting bullets for the long rifle and poured the lead into the mold while it still had a bit of water in it. It exploded out and a drop of it hit my brother's arm. Yes, it did burn right into the flesh, and that was only lead with its front-porch melting point.

    If its trajectory had been slightly different it would have hit his eye.

    You be careful, now, hear?

  68. Re:Micro-foundry! That's hot! by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

    Injection molding is more than just the heat, it's the pressure too. Otherwise the polymer molecules don't line up, and you get weak plastics, especially at bends and corners.

  69. Basic microwave physics by markmoss · · Score: 2

    so if the metal doesn't heat up, ummmm.... how does it melt???

    The inner layers of the mold (including the cup holding the metal stock) contain carbon fibers and ferrite granules, which absorb the microwave and warm up. From there, the heat has to get into the metal by conduction.

    Explanation: microwaves are oscillating electrical and magnetic fields, with a wavelength of a few inches. When these hit a good conductor (the metal stock or the walls of the microwave chamber), current flows just under the surface of the metal, generating electromagnetic fields that cancel the incoming microwaves and transmit them back. In other words, the metal reflects the microwaves, and only a tiny percentage of the heat is absorbed by electrical resistance. So you can't melt silver by just putting it in an invisible-to-microwave ceramic crucible and nuking; you need something that absorbs microwaves instead of reflecting. (Food, water, and poodles are all conductive but too high resistance to reflect microwaves well, so they are good absorbers, but make terrible crucibles. 8-) Reid also tried graphite crucibles, but while graphite is higher resistance than metal, it is still not enough resistance for good absorption.

    By mixing carbon fiber into ceramics, Reid made a crucible absorb microwaves, but it wouldn't get hot enough - either the carbon fiber isn't a good enough absorber, or it's resistance changes as it heats up until it isn't effective anymore. So he went for another absorbtion mechanism: under the right circumstances the magnetic field of a magnetic material will oscillate in response to an impinging field. This basically requires the atoms to rotate back and forth, and heat is generated in the process. The magnetic field of the material lags behind the impinging field (called "hysteresis"); plotting the impinging and internal field on X and Y axes, the internal field traces out a rough quadrangle instead of a line and the area enclosed = lost energy = heat.

    The magnetic ferrite granules Reid used were not good enough absorbers by themselves; I suspect that the material is too magnetically "hard" so it wasn't responding to the microwaves at room temperature. But a layer of carbon fiber/ceramic warmed up the granules, probably making them "softer", and then they absorbed microwaves quite well. Reid found that the maximum temperature was 1100C, enough to melt cast iron, but not steel. (Excessive carbon makes cast iron lower melting but brittle.) He says the ferrite "fluxes" at this temperature - I think that means it melts. At any rate, all magnetic materials will lose their magetism at some temperature.

    So it gets hot enough for jewelry work, and maybe a few other things. (See the article for the practical details of building and insulating the crucible/mold.) Could it get hotter with different materials? You need something that remains a good absorber at high temperatures. Maybe a composite of platinum resistance wire alloy fibers in ceramic?

    1. Re:Basic microwave physics by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

      "From there, the heat has to get into the metal by conduction."

      So the metal heats up!!!! doesnt matter wether it's by radiation, convection or conduction. The metal will HEAT UP!!! it has to, to melt!

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  70. A vacuum dryer by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Water evaporates at lower temperature as the atmospheric pressure reduces. You wanna conserve loads of energy? Pump the air out of the dryer and apply a little heat.

    Oh shit, patent, patent...

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    1. Re:A vacuum dryer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heat it with microwave, still!

      but evaporated water causes high pressure.. this needs to be removed and replaced with dry air, yet still maintaining low pressure. So it's a trade-off — which is more cost efficient: heating at low temperatures whilst constantly maintaining low pressure -or- the conventional way? My guess is it's somewhere in the middle. Add *that* with a microwave heater!!

    2. Re:A vacuum dryer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am the guy who built the original. I actually got a front-loading washer (used) and was trying to rig the wave/vacuum on it. I figured that the vacuum would never be quite as a good ( we used it for electron microscopes ), but some leakage could actually be advantagous. With a cheap pump lowering pressure ( and boiling point), the leaky door would exchange less humid air for the humid air from the clothes.
      As to the possible exposure, I used to smoke, been accidently exposed to tritium (H3), and radioactive Phosphorous (P-32), and a large number of carcinogens (used to do genetic engineering on rayguns' biowarefare program). Am I overly worried about the microwaves? not likely.

  71. Synthetic ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try those for your own food. I'd stick with glass and ceramic. The've been tested for centuries.

  72. Course, actually reading other posts might help by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 2

    Doh.

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  73. Button fly, oh my by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    Great idea until the first article of clothing with a zipper or metallic buttons gets fed in...

    Still, perhaps a dedicated sock/underwear dryer would be of some use. You could make a very small combination unit that would wash, then dry, and spit them out - you'd only need one pair of socks!! Or at least be able to get a clear pair of socks in about five min if you realized you needed to do the wash the night before.

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  74. Heating pizza? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Who even heats pizza? Either eat it while it's hot, or eat it right out of the fridge. That very versitility is what makes Pizza so wonderful.

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  75. My student accomodation warned against doing this by SomethingOrOther · · Score: 2

    Hmmmm
    At my university the microwaves in the student accomodation had warnings on them not to dry cloths as they could catch fire.

    Dunno if there is any truth in that, but I suppose in a microwave without a turntable (yes, these were cheap micowaves!), localised points could get very hot....

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    Don't believe what you read is the truth.
  76. Ever wanted a hollow penny? by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2

    Now you can make your very own! The old US penny is made of 95% copper, 5% zinc. The new ones are 97.5% zinc, 2.5% copper (the zinc is on the inside, the copper is in a thin outer layer). Zinc melts at significantly lower temps than copper...so scratch a new penny down to the shiny zinc, nuke it in the crucible, and out will flow the molten zinc, leaving a hollow penny!

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  77. Microwave grape racing by ScottBob · · Score: 2

    More uses: Drying out silica gel and refreshing zeolites. Says so on the can.

    More fun: Microwave grape racing. Steam builds up inside, and jets out the stem hole and the grapes scoot around inside the microwave. Ocasionally, the stem hole is too small/plugged with seeds/still has a piece of stem inside, in which case they explode on the starting line.

  78. Re:There's an easier way! by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

    Now you can make your very own!
    ...so scratch a new penny down to the shiny zinc...


    Here's the easy way to do it. Make a tiny scratch in the penny, on the edge or on Lincoln's nose. Drop it into some dilute nitric acid (HNO3). 10 or 20 % should do. Nitric dissolves zinc, but not copper. Soooo, pretty soon, you have yourself a hollow penny. Makes an incredibly cheap, personalized gift if your girlfriend is named Penny. Mine was, and she loved it. :-)

  79. Diamond Age Reference by mstorer3772 · · Score: 1

    If it's not a matter compiler, I'm not interested. Make your own jewelry? Whoopdey fricken doo. Make anything that'll fit inside a 2' cube? Sign me the hell up.

    As a programmer, I've always enjoyed the whole 'tweak a line of code and rebuild' phenomenon... and thought that people who work with real-world matterials kinda got jipped. Then I read Neal Stephenson's "The Diamond Age"... and that was just perfect. Lined up pretty much exactly with a line of reasoning I'd hit upon maybe a month before. Funny how life throws things like that at you from time to time. Yup... all those people who think an intellegence created the universe are just wacky.

    Shyeah! And a monkey might fly out of my butt!

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  80. re: load by maddogsparky · · Score: 1
    According to the article, the load is the crucible. It has a lining that includes graphite and magnetite, both of which act as a load. The article states that the graphite heats up the magnetite to a sufficient degree to cause it to act as a load. However, the magnetite seems to stop functioning in this capacity above 900 C (I presume this is when the magnetite melts; I don't know what the load would be then).

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  81. editors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it's more likely that the editors (CmdrTaco et. al.) are doing their invisible moderation. They have already publicly claimed that they have infinite moderation points and they aren't afraid of using them.

  82. Re:XP is so much more stable then Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you are in the wrong in the wrong thread there Dorothy

  83. Hey, that's my senior project!! by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

    Well surprise, surprise. This was prettty much our senior project in Ceramic Engineering at the University of Missouri in 1993. We didn't have the expertise to pursue commercialization, so we just left it at that. What's the number of this guy's patent?

    What we made was a furnace for less than $500. That's cheap! Just an inexpensive microwave with a thermocouple and furnace controller from Omega. Plugged the microwave into 120 V AC switched by the controller's relay. Our academic department demo'd it for years at conferences.

    The chamber was made from hollowed-out pieces of low-density furnace insulation bricks (think of angel food cake's consistency). We lined the inside of the chamber with silicon carbide (mixed with high-T cement). It absorbs strongly in the microwave range, and is cheap. The silicon carbide would get incredibly hot, thus heating the inside of the chamber radiatively. The heating elements self-healed. As they got hot, they would oxidize at the surface to make glass (SiO2), which protected the rest of the silicon carbide from oxidation.

    Using an alumina crucible, we were melting copper and glass all over the place. I still have the old prototype, and occasionally amaze friends with some home-cast copper blobs or hand-drwan glass fibers.

    BTW, the idea isn't all that new. Microwave processing of materials is widely researched.

    Disclaimer: Don't even think of melting copper in your own kitchen, wearing only your bunny slippers and skivs. We were experienced with handling hot stuff. Just don't do anything I've described, okay?, because you will lose an eye.

    1. Re:Hey, that's my senior project!! by ahfoo · · Score: 2

      Whoa glass too? Hmm, now I'm intrigued even more. I really appreciated the original post even if the work isn't totally original. It's refreshing to see people who actually try something without assuming that the experts already have everything all sorted out.

  84. Re:There's an easier way! by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2

    Cool! How do you recover the zinc? I assume you add a base, and precipitate out the zinc.

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  85. Best microwaves for experiments: by lww · · Score: 1

    Your handy dandy neighborhood 7-11!
    Save yourself the trouble of cleanups, repairs and other unwanted distractions from the purity of scientific research.

    In high school (20 years ago) we'd torment the various local convenience stores by putting all sorts of interesting things in the microwave then setting it on max time. I'm pretty sure the all-time best results were obtained by a couple of garter snakes. Ahh, if only we'd had digital cameras (well, and the web ;) back then...

  86. Re:My student accomodation warned against doing th by hymie3 · · Score: 2

    Yes. Your clothes will catch on fire.
    In a pinch, you can microwave your socks/boxers to kill the little nasties that make them smell funny. Even with a turntable, however, leaving them in for too long *will* result in a fire.

    Not that I speak from personal experience or anything. I, uhm, heard this from a friend.

  87. Carbon plasma susceptor by Descartes · · Score: 1

    The article mentions using carbon to turn the microwaves into heat. I wonder if this experiment could be combined with the plasma one.

    The plasma created using the toothpick and glassbowl method would just be superheated carbon, right? It seems like it would absorb the microwaves more easily because the carbon is so spread out when it's in plasma form.

    I'm not exactly sure how the engineering would work but I bet you could use a ceramic dish instead of the glass bowl.

  88. Doubt it... by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1
    Although CCDs are sensitive to IR, they aren't sensitive enough to see heat or anything, just light. I'm sure someone else can give a better techical explaination.

    I think it's just that the guy doesn't take good photos.

    Even if it was IR, most digital cameras wouldn't have any metering problems anyway.

  89. How the hell is this not funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to get up and go pee now.
    MOD PARENT UP

  90. The best kind of Office97 CD... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

    is the pirated kind. I've got one which was left with me a while ago. I've never used it (my computer is 100% Slackware) but friends of mine have used it dozens of times.

  91. Other Interesting Microwaveables by zzubzzub · · Score: 1

    pickles,

    grapes, and uh

    fire (creates plasma)

    They're all super-cool light effects, good in the dark. The last one is probably better with an older microwave unless you don't mind smoke-flavored food thereafter.

  92. Radio waves don�t push by Crusty+Oldman · · Score: 1

    So, how do those radiometers I see at the fair work, Mr Wizard?

  93. Just look up "lost wax casting" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just look up "lost wax casting" or "Investment Casting". Google is your friend, and so are books on jewelry making or foundry practice at your local library or second hand bookshop.