User: cybvapor

When I read the headline....

On: Europe's Biggest Amateur Rocket Completes Test-Firing

....I thought of Wile E. Coyote trying to catch the roadrunner. If my memory servers, it didn't work out too well for Wile E. Coyote.

the objects coming down are....

On: Collided Satellite Debris Coming Down?

....not from the colided satellites.

I work with the people who track and catalog object is earth orbit. This is most likely a meteor shower and not anything coming in.

In Soviet Russia.....

On: New Ads That Watch You

.....ad watches you...

Wait a minute........

I for one.....

On: FBI Says Military Had Counterfeit Cisco Routers

.....welcome our new counterfeit Cisco Router overlords.....

It has to be said.....

On: An AI 4-Year-Old In Second Life

I for one welcome our 4 year old AI overlords.

This sounds like......

On: China Vows to Stop the Rain

....a tag line for a bad summer action flick where some big explosion save the planet from certain doom. Seriously, don't they have other more pressing issues to spend money on like abject poverty?

Re:Disgruntled sysadmins vs. disgruntled postmen

On: 2.5 Years in Jail for Planting 'Logic Bomb'

Heck, why not both?

Re:Hey, guys

On: Microsoft Patents Frustration-Detection System

Microsoft Frustration Detection......aka the log-in screen