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An AI 4-Year-Old In Second Life

schliz notes a development out of Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute where researchers have successfully created an artificially intelligent four-year-old capable of reasoning about his beliefs to draw conclusions in a manner that matches human children his age. The technology, which runs on the institute's supercomputing clusters, will be put to use in immersive training and education scenarios. Researchers envision futuristic applications like those seen in Star Trek's holodeck."

234 comments

  1. The potential for hilarity is nigh infinite by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny
    A fake four-year-old boy running around with a bunch of sadomasochists, furries, "child play" *ahem* "enthusiasts." The making of a brilliant sitcom if I've ever seen one.

    In this episode, Eddie's AI gets put to the ultimate Turing Test when he's approached by a Gorean pedophile! Tune in for the laughs as Eddie responds with "I'm sorry, I don't understand the phrase 'touch my weewee, slave!'"

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    1. Re:The potential for hilarity is nigh infinite by mmortal03 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, based on that, I guess they are going to have to create an AI version of Chris Hansen there as well.

    2. Re:The potential for hilarity is nigh infinite by twistedsymphony · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm pretty sure a fake 4 year old just keeps asking "why?" over and over until the test subjects shot themselves.

    3. Re:The potential for hilarity is nigh infinite by Cornflake917 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It wouldn't be that hard. Just a random number generator to pick between the following phrases.

      "Have a seat right there. Yeah that's right, have a seat."

      "What are you doing here? Have a seat."

      "Why are you trying to have sex with a artificial 4 year old?"

      "Have a seat."

  2. Poor little guy by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Imagine if you were born and raised by furries who attached enormous genitals to their bodies and watched simulated porn all day long.

    The poor kid never had a chance.

    1. Re:Poor little guy by jswigart · · Score: 1

      The AI kid will learn to hate people. Witness the evolution of Little Jimmy Skynet We're all doomed once he learns how absolutely pathetic people are in online social situations.

    2. Re:Poor little guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've been on the internet too long. I read that as "anal 4-year-old".

    3. Re:Poor little guy by operagost · · Score: 1

      You'd probably be a perverted version of Doomsday.

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    4. Re:Poor little guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Les just forget you said that oral have to kill you.

    5. Re:Poor little guy by infonography · · Score: 1

      Consider this is state of play in human social evolution, I don't think Skynet has anything to worry about. Bombs are expensive, in a generation or three nobody outside of the trailer park set will be breeding.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy

      Other target practice Skynet doesn't need to lift a weapon.

      Hmmm, life FPS dang.....

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    6. Re:Poor little guy by Cornflake917 · · Score: 1

      Is that you, Sean Connery?

  3. duplicate! by ProfBooty · · Score: 4, Informative
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    1. Re:duplicate! by mblase · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, that was an article about the backup copy.

    2. Re:duplicate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      kdawson's stupid. The original article is still on the main page and now we have this fucking dupe.

    3. Re:duplicate! by jefu · · Score: 1

      Perhaps /. should try using this software as an automatic editor. The CNITTER (Cowboy Neal Intelligent Turing Test Editor Replacement). The C should be silent, so it would sound like the slashdot knitter.

    4. Re:duplicate! by gatzke · · Score: 1

      You must be new here...

      I remember seeing the same article on the home page thrice.

      Why don't we all submit this again, maybe we can get a trupe!

    5. Re:duplicate! by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Well, just because you love me so much I'm making it a point to link to at least one uncyclopedia article a day from now on, you sorry humorless [place insult here] coward.

      I'd be willing to bet I'm old enough to be your dad, son. I was three months old when the phrase "rock and roll" was coined. My youngest daughter just turned 21.

      You'll absolutely hate that link, don't click it.

      -mcgrew

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    6. Re:duplicate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      kdawson's stupid. You're figuring this out now? You must be new here.

      Folks like to complain about the "editing" here, but kdawson takes it to another dimension. If there is a sensational headline that doesn't match the story, or a summary that doesn't match the headline or the article, it will be one he approved.

      Sometimes we wonder if he'll lose that final point of IQ he tenaciously holds onto and forget how to breathe. Or to put it another way, kdawson for Senator!
    7. Re:duplicate! by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1
      Excellent journal - almost Kerouac-like (damn - haven't read any Kerouac since the 1970's - that really makes me feel old).

      I'll be checking out uncyclopedia over the weekend - thanks for making me grin!

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    8. Re:duplicate! by Bloodoflethe · · Score: 1

      Any idea who this dipshit that likes to mod you down when he gets mod points happens to be? Meh.

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    9. Re:duplicate! by jmdc · · Score: 1

      Your post is funny, but I haven't seen a dup on slashdot in about a year or so. What happened?

    10. Re:duplicate! by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      You're welcome, and thanks for the comment. I often get lots of flak for posting links to uncyclopedia from people who are easily offended.

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    11. Re:duplicate! by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      No, but I imagine when he posts a comment non-anonymously (if he ever does) there's a red dot next to his name, because most likely he's on this list.

      No big deal, like one guy's sig says, "karma: excellent. Try again, modboy!" It only annoys me when and because there's something that I think is either interesting or funny and that slashdotters as a whole would like to see, and I wind up wasting my effort at composing it.

      That's not to say all the downmods I get are unwarranted; there are times I've welcomed a downmodding.

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  4. Oh, great ... by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

    An AI that's prone to throwing tantrums. Just what we needed.

    1. Re:Oh, great ... by Zwets · · Score: 1

      An AI that's prone to throwing tantrums. Just what we needed.
      It's about a 4-year old, not a slashdotter. ;-)
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    2. Re:Oh, great ... by watzinaneihm · · Score: 1

      They said 4 year old. Not 14

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  5. obvious I know by ombwiri · · Score: 5, Funny

    But if you are letting you AI out into Second Life and comparing it to intelligence there, surely you are setting the bar rather low?

    1. Re:obvious I know by qoncept · · Score: 1

      But if you are letting you AI out into Second Life and comparing it to intelligence there, surely you are setting the bar rather low?

      They were also trying to prove the AI they created was "cool." So you'll soon be seeing it on slashdot for testing.

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    2. Re:obvious I know by tcopeland · · Score: 5, Funny
      > But if you are letting you AI out into Second Life and
      > comparing it to intelligence there, surely you are setting the bar rather low?

      Time for an "Office" quote:

      Dwight: Second Life is not a game. It is a multi-user, virtual environment. It doesn't have points or scores, it doesn't have winners or losers.
      Jim: Oh it has losers.
    3. Re:obvious I know by TobyRush · · Score: 1

      So you'll soon be seeing it on slashdot for testing.
      I'm an AI construct, you insensitive clod!
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    4. Re:obvious I know by jacobw · · Score: 2, Funny

      Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I will soon be seeing it on slashdot for testing.

    5. Re:obvious I know by rcamans · · Score: 1

      Let's set the bar really low and let the AI kid lose on slashdot

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  6. That's pretty impressive... by plus_M · · Score: 0

    /. having a dupe of an article that is still on the front page? I must say, I'm impressed.

  7. First Test... by martyb · · Score: 4, Funny

    First test: could a 4-year-old rascal recognize a dupe?

  8. Holy crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    So that's what the experiment I signed up to was for!

    Navigation experiment conducted in a virtual environment lab located in RPI's Social & Behavioral Research Labs (Winslow Building Room 3110). Experiment involves moderate physical activity. Bring athletic shoes. IMPORTANT: This experiment is in the Winslow Building, *not* the Carnegie Building. Please leave a few extra minutes to get to Winslow. DIRECTIONS TO WINSLOW FROM CARNEGIE: Follow the stairs that begin between Carnegie and Walker, past Pittsburgh, down to 8th Street. Winslow is the brick building directly across the street. Enter from the north side near the parking lot. Take the stairs or elevator to the 3rd floor and turn right to Room 3110.
  9. Not even close by dreamchaser · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's a simulation of a 4 year old and is NOT an AI with the cognitive abilities of a mouse let alone a 4 year old human. It's just a very powerful chatbot writ large. Sensationalism strikes again!

    1. Re:Not even close by Uzuri · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's a relief...

      Because the thought of a holodeck full of 4-year-olds has to be the definition of Hell.

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    2. Re:Not even close by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's just a very powerful chatbot writ large.

      Any sufficiently advanced chatbot is indistinguishable from an intelligent being.

      (Not to say this is in any way a sufficiently advanced chatbot.)

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    3. Re:Not even close by Marty200 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ever spend any time with a 4 year old? They are all little running chatbots.

      MG

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    4. Re:Not even close by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 1

      So it's the dancing baby of the 21st century?

    5. Re:Not even close by hjf · · Score: 1

      only they chat by themselves (not needing your input to keep conversation, they just keep talking if you keep giving them attention). and sometimes (most times) they say this total nonsense... just like chatbots. the difference is that they're cute and make you laugh. oh and the main difference is that they're total chick magnets! I mean, if a chick sees you talking to a 4-year-old she will think awww!. but if she knows you talk to Eliza, she'll think ewww! (just don't wear a ring and make sure the kid calls you uncle every now and them... also make sure you're really his/her uncle, you perverted fuck).

    6. Re:Not even close by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Indeed, that's the whole point of a Turing test.

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    7. Re:Not even close by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      Of course that's not true, because a chatbot cannot eat cornflakes, ride a horse or have children.

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    8. Re:Not even close by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 4, Insightful

      a chatbot cannot eat cornflakes, ride a horse or have children.

      And why is eatting cornflakes, riding a horse, or having children necessary to be considered an intelligent being? The guy who wrote The Diving Bell and the Butterfly couldn't do any of those things.

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    9. Re:Not even close by Jason+Levine · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If my 4 year old is any indication, that "total nonsense" is stuff pulled from various sources they've come in contact with. They just don't realize at that age that everyone doesn't know the source just because *they* know the source. (In a similar vein, they don't realize that they can't point to something and refer to it while talking to someone on the phone.)

      I can catch about 85%-90% of the references because I've seen the TV shows my son watches. I know when he talking about pressing a button on his remote control or knocking first before going in a door, he's talking about The Upside Down Show (sometimes a specific episode). I know that talk about Pete using the balloon to go up refers to a Mickey Mouse Clubhouse episode where Pete used the glove balloon to rescue Mickey Mouse. Going "superfast" refers to Little Einsteins. They might be mixed up too. Pete might use the remote control and push the "superfast" button.

      To an outside observer, though, who doesn't get the references, it's all gibberish, but there actually is a lot of intelligence behind all that chatter.

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    10. Re:Not even close by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

      Yeah, isn't that how Valley Girls work?

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    11. Re:Not even close by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      Only part time chick magnets. After a while she will want the kid to not be around all the time. So says three girls I know who are dating guys with kids. Being a single father impressed them at first. They just would like the kids to be left with someone for a weekend or two a month.

    12. Re:Not even close by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

      Do you feel strongly about Any sufficiently advanced chatbot is indistinguishable from an intelligent being?

    13. Re:Not even close by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      They are not at all necessary but they are some ways in which you can distinguish a human being from a chatbot.

      To be fair, the grandparent post probably meant 'if all you can do is interact by typing text into a computer and reading replies, then a sufficiently advanced chatbot is indistinguishable from a human'. Then again, given that definition, I can easily write a chatbot that is indistinguishable from an illiterate human.

      My point is that there is more to social interaction than exchanging strings of text.

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    14. Re:Not even close by hjf · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I have this 8-year-old neighbor girl, I know her from when she was 3. At 4 or 5 she used to talk to me for long periods. She tells things she's seen on TV, but she also invents stories and songs, which are total nonsense. These may have a meaning for her, but it's nonsense nonetheless. Of course, I don't say it's bad: it's how their imagination works, and that's a good sign because it means she has an active imagination.

      She's a smart girl: at 3 she could recite the vowels, musical notes, etc. She had this babysitter that taught her stuff. Their parents couldn't afford the babysitter so they hired this other woman who just watches TV and makes food -- nothing else. And their parent's are not bright (at all: she goes to school to learn, so they don't care. they didn't bother to teach her how to read for example). Now she's 8 and she can't even tell me the multiplication table of 1 or 2, and doesn't have a clue about what "do, re, mi..." means. It's sad to see how minds go wasted.

    15. Re:Not even close by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Do you feel strongly about Any sufficiently advanced chatbot is indistinguishable from an intelligent being?

      If you haven't yet discovered it, GNU Emacs' M-x psychoanalyze-pinhead is very entertaining:

      I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time you are finished talking, type RET twice.

      Send your questions to ``ASK ZIPPY'', Box 40474, San Francisco, CA 94140, USA

      Why do you say that?

      .. I want a COLOR T.V. and a VIBRATING BED!!!

      What makes you believe you might want to have this color?

      Wait.. is this a FUN THING or the END of LIFE in Petticoat Junction??

      Earlier you said you would like to have this color?

      OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS?? Oh, YEH!! First you need 4 GALLONS of JELL-O and a BIG WRENCH!!... I think you drop th'WRENCH in the JELL-O as if it was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT... ...or...I...um... WHERE'S the WASHING MACHINES?

      You have your mind on machines, it seems.

      .. If I cover this entire WALL with MAZOLA, wdo I have to give my AGENT ten per cent??

      Maybe your plans have something to do with this

      If I had a Q-TIP, I could prevent th'collapse of NEGOTIATIONS!!

      I don't understand.

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    16. Re:Not even close by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Why do you wonder if he feels strongly about Any sufficiently advanced chatbot is indistinguishable from an intelligent being?

      (So is your real name Eliza, eln?)

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    17. Re:Not even close by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My point is that there is more to social interaction than exchanging strings of text

      However, intelligence has nothing to do with social interaction.

      You are completely misunderstanding the concept of a Turing Test, which is what the original poster indirectly referred to. The Turing Test is not about social interaction, it's about intelligence. The point of a Turing Test is essentially: "if it acts intelligently, then it is intelligent, regardless if it is programmed to be so (simulated) or not". You are asking for a bodily incarnation, which has absolutely nothing to do with intelligence. For all you know, everyone in your environment could be a simulated entity in a world created only for you. Descartes: cogito ergo sum. You simply cannot know that we are real. It if it weren't the case, would it really change anything to you? In exactly the same way, the Turing Test works: you can converse intelligently with a machine without knowing it's a machine, make it "for all intents and purporses" intelligent.

      You ask for verbal/bodily interaction (which Mr.Jean-Dominique Bauby, linked to above pretty much lacks 100%) to required for intelligence. Consider it this way: if the Turing Test is solved, then that part of the problem is done. You now only need to put that AI in a sufficiently convincing robot and you have created an artificial being that covers your condition. However, the "intelligence" part was covered by the Turing Test, and that' it.

      As for the "I can write a chatbot that simulates an illiterate". Yeah, me too.... It just has to return random chars, and even then you could probably analyse the output: if it's too random, then it's a computer. Simply typing gibberish on the keyboard isn't random. You are also simply ignoring that the Turing Test uses the text-only conversation to remove bias. Of course, if you can see the face and hear the voice of your interlocutor, you're going to see it's not human. But again, this has nothing to do with intelligence.

    18. Re:Not even close by jacobw · · Score: 1

      All consciousness can be reduced to logic.
      All consciousness can be reduced to logic.
    19. Re:Not even close by mike2R · · Score: 1

      To an outside observer, though, who doesn't get the references, it's all gibberish, but there actually is a lot of intelligence behind all that chatter.
      Get him a slashdot account, from the sound of it he'd be an above average contributor ;)
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    20. Re:Not even close by masterzora · · Score: 1

      At what point did the gpp even refer to humans at all? It merely stated _intelligent_being_. You must be incredibly arrogant to believe that humans are the only possible intelligent beings.

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    21. Re:Not even close by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      I didn't mention intelligence.

      I was referring to the original statement 'any sufficiently advanced chatbot is indistinguishable from a human'. But there are many more features of human beings than just their intelligence. Even if we could make a computer program that was as intelligent as a person (and would therefore pass the Turing test), it would still be distinguishable from a human.

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    22. Re:Not even close by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Well, he already knows how to use a computer. Especially how to launch his favorite program: TuxPaint. So he's already started on the road to open source. It might be a few more years before he can code, though. ;-)

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    23. Re:Not even close by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      Ah... and I see I'm being a muppet here, because the original statement said 'an intelligent being'. Apologies to all.

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    24. Re:Not even close by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1

      For sure.

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    25. Re:Not even close by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the correction, you are quite right.

      Of course a sufficiently advanced chatbot would be intelligent.

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    26. Re:Not even close by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      Yes - an intelligent being doesn't have to be able to eat cornflakes; somehow I misread with s/intelligent/human/. Sorry.

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    27. Re:Not even close by prxp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You are completely misunderstanding the concept of a Turing Test, which is what the original poster indirectly referred to. The Turing Test is not about social interaction, it's about intelligence. The point of a Turing Test is essentially: "if it acts intelligently, then it is intelligent, regardless if it is programmed to be so (simulated) or not". It seems you're not understanding the concept behind the Turing test either, at least not the original one. If you take a look at Turing's "Computing machinery and intelligence" paper you will notice that passing the imitation game test is not a measure of intelligence per se. What Turing really believed is that we cannot define intelligence. Since we can't get to know what intelligence really is about, we can only talk about the perception of intelligence and not about intelligence itself (since we know heck about it). This way, he proposes that eventually machines will have the same level of "perceived intelligence" as humans (if I'm not mistaken he gave a 50 years deadline for that). The way to measure that would be through the "imitation game", where a human evaluator would try to distinguish between an actual human being and a bot (through a non-corporeal chat based interaction). My point is the turing test is all about social interaction (perceived intelligence), nothing to do with actual intelligence.
    28. Re:Not even close by zmooc · · Score: 1

      Has it ever occured to you that we all are chatbots?

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    29. Re:Not even close by waldo2020 · · Score: 1

      Is your name Eliza by any chance?

    30. Re:Not even close by Tubusy · · Score: 1

      I think you've very neatly summarised the core of almost everything that's wrong with our society. +20 insightful.

    31. Re:Not even close by wall0159 · · Score: 1

      I've wondered about this before. Ever seen a dog lying down; only to get up, turn around in a circle, and lie down again... what makes it do this?
      Similarly, how much of what we say is simply a regurgitation of things we've heard said before? I don't think we're as original, sentient or smart as we think we are...

    32. Re:Not even close by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      The point of a Turing Test is essentially: "if it acts intelligently, then it is intelligent, regardless if it is programmed to be so (simulated) or not". You are asking for a bodily incarnation, which has absolutely nothing to do with intelligence. For all you know, everyone in your environment could be a simulated entity in a world created only for you. Descartes: cogito ergo sum. You simply cannot know that we are real.


      Nagging point, but "cogito ergo sum" means "I think, therefore I am". While it does have to do with existentialism, Descartes didn't actually say it in his Meditations, which is where he proposed the point you're trying to make. The argument about the evil deceiver, that everything could be a simulation, is the 1st meditation. The 2nd meditation is perhaps the closest to "cogito ergo sum", because it posits "I exist as a thinking being", or "I think, I am".
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    33. Re:Not even close by Marcos+Eliziario · · Score: 1

      Tell him to send his resume to my organization, we're always hiring managers.

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    34. Re:Not even close by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Whereas a human can and must find a way to end the test -- humans have lives to live, and aren't willing to be stuck in a box their whole lives.

      What, you've never been to a cubicle farm?

      Some humans are very happy to be stuck in a box their whole lives. Conformity is very popular, as is obedience to authority.

      The AI cannot do beyond what's been programmed -- to it, there's really no such thing as cheating, only additional cases that allow for exceptions to the general rule.

      Human beings cannot do beyond what they're programmed - by genetics and environment - either. "Cheating" isn't magic, it's just following a more fundamental set of rules. If humans seem to break "rules of human behavior", that just means the rules were a misstatement.

      You're just a computer made out of fatty meat, there's no fundamental reason why a computer made out of silicon can't do any intellectual process that you can do.

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    35. Re:Not even close by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "My point is the turing test is all about social interaction (perceived intelligence), nothing to do with actual intelligence."

      And Turing's point was that if you cannot distinguish between your two hypothetical types of intelligence then the assumed difference is irrelevant.

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    36. Re:Not even close by prxp · · Score: 1

      And Turing's point was that if you cannot distinguish between your two hypothetical types of intelligence then the assumed difference is irrelevant. I beg to differ. Turing only tried to show that it would be pointless to discuss something as vague as the concept of intelligence in the sense of describing its inner workings. So he proposed to verify the interface we have to connect with this theoretical notion instead (our perception of it). He never implied that the difference between the two was irrelevant.

      Quoting Turing:

      I do not wish to give the impression that I think there is no mystery about consciousness. There is, for instance, something of a paradox connected with any attempt to localise it. But I do not think these mysteries necessarily need to be solved before we can answer the question with which we are concerned in this paper. This clearly shows that for Turing there is an important difference between the perception of intelligence and its inner workings (which he calls consciousness), but we should first concentrate on analyzing the former.
    37. Re:Not even close by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "He never implied that the difference between the two was irrelevant."...to everything...

      ....so he designed an experiment to make them irrelevant "to the question with which we are concerned in this paper".

      No offence but talking about the 'inner workings' is irrelevant (which BTW is also the point of Turings words that you quote), the test is specifically designed to hide those inner workings, the whole point of which is to make them irrelevant to judging 'intelligence'.

      In other words: The Turing test is a classical black box test of functionality, the functionality in this case is a subjective behavioural quality called intelligence. The reason it MUST be a black box test is that we may (one day) be able to replicate intelligence with sufficient fidelity to 'out-smart' any human, but we will never fully understand 'the inner workings' of any human - even ourselves.

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    38. Re:Not even close by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, these days, the community isn't allowed to raise a child. Anyone who so much as goes near an 8-year-old girl without written permission from her parents is likely to be lynched as a suspected pedophile.

    39. Re:Not even close by HFoster · · Score: 1

      You might want to buy some flowers for her, Algernon.

    40. Re:Not even close by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can catch about 85%-90% of the references because I've seen the TV shows my son watches.

      That's a shame. Seriously.

  10. AI IOU by Cuppa+'Joe'+Black · · Score: 1

    The search for artificial intelligence seems to me an odd use of actual intelligence.

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    1. Re:AI IOU by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Even if it can lead to better-than-actual intelligence?

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      Any guest worker system is indistinguishable from indentured servitude.
    2. Re:AI IOU by Trent+Hawkins · · Score: 1

      The search for artificial intelligence seems to me an odd use of actual intelligence. But think how much easier gold farming will be!
    3. Re:AI IOU by Cuppa+'Joe'+Black · · Score: 1

      Well, that's a leap of faith but ... yea sure.

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  11. The next step in ai by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is to master the art of human stupidity. Let the impulsive moronic decisions begin.

    1. Re:the next step in ai by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      master the art of human stupidity.

      I did that in 1984 with a program called "Artificial Insanity" on a Timex-Sinclair 1000 with 16k of memory and no hard drive (later ported to the Apple II and then to MS-DOS). Its pre-beta name (Kind of like Microsoft called Vista Longhorn before they called it Vista) was "Artificial Stupidity".

      The program was designed to answer any question, in context. Its premise was that humans are stupid, insane, tired, drunk, on drugs, don't pay attention, don't care, are lazy, etc so I made the program to these specifications. So far so good.

      It passed the Turing test; one friend argued with it so vehemently that he broke his keyboard! So far so good.

      Its purpose was to illustrate that the key word in "artificial intelligence" is "artificial" - you can simulate anything, but simulation is not reality. You can fly your flight simulator all day long and not move a foot. You don't even have to understand the the object you're simulating; I wrote a tanks game for that same Timex (had to hand-code assembly for that one because of teh Sinclair's snail-slow CPU) but I have no idea how a real tank works, but the simulation (3rd person perspective two player game) was realistic enough to be a fun game.

      So this was designed to show people that AI isn't really intelligent and doesn't really think. It was a total abysmal failure at this, because people DID believe it can think.

      But it can't. With the original only having 16k to work with I had to hack some trickery. I was an amateur magician as an adolescent, and called on that experience.

      This four year old TFA refers to is a simple chatbot. The IBM "Rascals" program in yesterday's FA is a complicated chatbot. Neither one of them is in any way intelligent. They are NOT sentient, they can NOT think.

      They're not made of meat. (And again, I thank the fellow here at /. who originally pointed me to the linked short science fiction story)

      -mcgrew

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  12. the next step in ai by OrochimaruVoldemort · · Score: 1

    master the art of human stupidity. Let the impulsive moronic decisions begin.

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  13. Ironic twist.... by southpolesammy · · Score: 4, Funny

    My 4-year old son seems to have no end to the string of "Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Mom. Mom...." when he's trying to get our attention. This occurs, of course, while we're already talking to someone else, or busy in some other respect. Sometimes even while we're talking to him.

    Therefore, the role reversal that Eddie AI is going to get after this slashdotting provides me with a bit of delicious irony that only another parent would understand.

    Maybe I should introduce my 4-year old to Eddie.

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    1. Re:Ironic twist.... by tony1343 · · Score: 1

      I don't know about dads, but but moms actually physically lose the ability to hear "mom, mom, mom, ...." To get their attention you have to say their first name which often annoys them. I somewhat remember being this age. Parents will often refuse to allow their child to speak for minutes on end because they are already talking and all the child wants to do is say something real quick like "I'm going to play over there" and then run off.

    2. Re:Ironic twist.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Off topic, allow me to offer a solution to that problem. It's one of the few cases where the falsely-revered technique of redirection works.

      1) NEVER give them your attention when they do this. I cannot stress this enough. If you give them your attention even occasionally when they misbehave this way, they will never stop.

      2) Redirect them. When they start with the "Mom mom mom mom mom mom mom" thing, give them something else to do. Do it in a dismissive manner. If your children respond to point and snap (as they should) point at their room and snap your fingers without looking at them.

      3) ALWAYS give them your attention when they wait patiently until you are done talking before asking for something. Give them your FULL attention at this point.

      I cannot say this technique works 100% of the time, because I am not a parent of 100% of the children of the world, but it worked like a charm on my two. My three year old waits patiently for me to finish talking before he makes a request (Within the limits of a 3 year old, of course. They are not, and should not be expected to be, anything like perfect at that age).

      The reason it works is because you cannot, no matter how hard you try, get a 4 year old to understand time and place as an abstract concept. But you can use the fact that they seek "what works" at that age. If they learn that bugging you while you're talking to someone else doesn't work, but bugging you when you're NOT busy does, they will follow the more acceptable path.

      - Posting anonymously because no matter what advice you give about children, some idiot thinks the method is abusive, and I frankly don't wanna deal with it.

    3. Re:Ironic twist.... by rjhubs · · Score: 1

      So you are saying given a string and your 4 year old you have no idea when he will halt? This is an interesting problem...

    4. Re:Ironic twist.... by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Totally agree. As an upcoming Dad, I really hope that my wife and I don't fall into this trap; but since it is so widespread I suspect we will. :-/

  14. Woops... by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Apparently this AI can't detect Slashdot dupes.

  15. Is this on the teen grid? by argent · · Score: 4, Funny

    If they have a four year old on the main grid doesn't that violate the SL terms of service? :)

    1. Re:Is this on the teen grid? by LuckyPossum · · Score: 1

      It isn't four years old, it has the intelligence of a four year old. Hell, that level of intellect puts it above 75% of the internet.

  16. It's the Experience, Stupid by amplt1337 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Look, the Turing Test is impossible to pass if the human part of the conversation is sufficiently motivated.
    Why? Because we don't judge others' humanity based on their reasoning abilities, we judge it based on common shared human experiences.

    Show me an AI that passes the Turing Test. I'll ask it what coffee tastes like, or what sex feels like, or what it felt when its mother died. Sure, somebody could program answers for those questions into it, but then it isn't an AI -- it's just a canned response simulating a human, incapable of having new experiences, incapable of perceiving the human world with human senses, and thus transparently lacking in humanity. At that point it's nothing but a computer puppet, with a programmer somewhere pulling the strings.

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    1. Re:It's the Experience, Stupid by genner · · Score: 1

      Umm... most four year olds wouldn't know much about coffee, sex and death either.

    2. Re:It's the Experience, Stupid by amplt1337 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Most four-year-olds wouldn't pass a Turing Test. ;)

      Seriously, though, the point holds -- they'll be able to describe, in some novel way, answers to questions which are based directly on experience. This can be aped by a computer, but can't be generated authentically, because the AI doesn't actually have experiences.

      That'll change once we have AIs that are capable of perceiving things and having experiences. But um... I'm thinking that's a looooong way off.

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    3. Re:It's the Experience, Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nor would most Slashdotters actually know about the sex part either...

    4. Re:It's the Experience, Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      I'll ask it what coffee tastes like, or what sex feels like, or what it felt when its mother died. Crap! I don't drink coffee, I haven't had sex and my mother is still living. You'd probably tell me I'm not human.
    5. Re:It's the Experience, Stupid by blueg3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      All it really needs to do is deduce that these concepts exist, and then ask other people about them in the training phase. Given the number of books that provide answers to all three of those questions, creating good answers is certainly possible.

      I think you underestimate the capabilities of a good liar.

    6. Re:It's the Experience, Stupid by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      I don't drink coffee, I haven't had sex

      The later is implicit in that you are posting on slashdot, but the former... such blatant lies have never before plagued this site.

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    7. Re:It's the Experience, Stupid by amplt1337 · · Score: 1

      I think you underestimate the capabilities of a good liar.
      Ahh, but now we're going to the point of assuming that the AI can process information from a number of different (and often mutually contradictory) sources about human experience, and then synthesize a human character that can tell coherent/consistent lies about them. Frankly, that sounds way beyond a Turing Test in impressiveness.

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    8. Re:It's the Experience, Stupid by jandrese · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you go back and read the criteria for the Turing test you'll discover that one of the conditions of the test is that the conversation could be restricted to a single area of interest, thus asking "what does coffee taste like" would be outside of the bounds of the test unless you were specifically talking about coffee.

      Anyway, a better argument is that the Turing test was passed ages ago, but it's not a very good test for intelligence. The biggest problem is that it requires the human on the other end of the line to make the judgment and humans are not particularly good judges of intelligence.

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    9. Re:It's the Experience, Stupid by GNUThomson · · Score: 1

      Wrong! Let's assume that aliens land tomorrow on Earth. They may not be able to respond to most of your questions, yet they will be fully inteligent. You have mistaken intelligence with humanity.

    10. Re:It's the Experience, Stupid by sm62704 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      it isn't an AI -- it's just a canned response simulating a human, incapable of having new experiences, incapable of perceiving the human world with human senses, and thus transparently lacking in humanity. At that point it's nothing but a computer puppet, with a programmer somewhere pulling the strings.

      I'm risking a downmodding again; I posted this yesterday in the FA about the IBM machine that reportedly passes the Turing test and was modded "offtopic". Its amazing how many nerds, especially nerds who understand how computers work, get upset to the point of modding someone down for daring to suggest that computers don't think and are just machines. Your comment, for instance, was originally modded "flamebait!"

      Of course, I also risk downmodding for linking to uncyclopedia. Apparently that site provokes an intense hatred in the anally antihumorous. But I'm doing it any way; this is a human generated chatbot log that parodies artificial intelligence.

      Artificial Turing Test<blockquote>A brief conversation with 11001001.

      Is it gonna happen, like, ever ?

      It already has.

      Who said that?

      Nobody, go away. Consume and procreate.

      Will do. Now, who are you?

      John Smith, 202 Park Place, New York, NY.

      Now that we have that out of the way, what is your favorite article on Uncyclopedia?

      This one. I like the complex elegance, simplicity, and humor. It makes me laugh. And yourself?

      I'm rather partial to this one. Yours ranks right up there, though. What is the worst article on Uncyclopedia?

      I think it would be Nathania_Tangvisethpat.

      I agree, that one sucks like a hoover. Who is the best user?

      Me. Your name isn't Alan Turing by any chance, is it?

      Why yes, yes it is. How did you know that? Did my sexual orientation and interest in cryptography give it away?

      Damn! Oh, nothing. I really should end this conversation. I have laundry and/or Jehovas Witnesses to attend to.

      Don't you dare! I'll hunt you down like Steve Ballmer does freaking everything on Uncyclopedia. So, what is the best article created in the last 8 hours?

      That would be The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

      What are the psychological and sociological connotations of this parable?

      It helps a typesetter utilize a common phrase for finding any errors in a particular typeset, causing psychological harmony to them. The effects are sociologically insignificant.

      Nice canned response. What about the fact that ALL HUMAN SOCIETY COULD BREAK DOWN IF THE TYPESETTER DOESN'T MIND THEIR p's, q's, b's, and d's, then prints religious texts used by billions of people???!!!

      I am not sure what you mean by canned response, but society will, in my opinion, largely be unafflicted. Without a pangram a typesetter would mearly have to work slightly longer at his job to perfect the typeset.

      You couldn't be AI. You spelt merely wrong... Where are the easternmost and westernmost places in the United States?

      You suspected me of being AI? How strange. Although hypothetically, a real AI meant to fool someone would make occasional typeos. I suspect. But I don't really know. The Westernmost point in the US is Hawaii, and the Easternmost is Iraq.

      You didn't account for the curvature of the Earth, did you? I've found you out, you're a Flat Earth cult member!

      The concepts of East and West are too ambiguous, and only apply to the surface in relation to the agreed hemisphere divides. So, yes, I believe for the purpose of cardiography, the Earth must be represented as flat. I am curious, with your recent mention of "cults" in our conversation, do you believe in God?

      But the earth is more-or-less a sphere. Just wait until the hankercheif comes, then you'll be sorry you didn't believe!

      Who are you referring to? I know the Earth is a sphere, but other than a glo

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    11. Re:It's the Experience, Stupid by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      You pointed out pretty well earlier how it's practically necessary to pass a Turing test. In order to convincingly act human, an AI has to "know" quite a lot about humans that we get over the course of years of experience. (In this case, it seems they're modeling the AI's "character" on a single human, which cuts down on the amount of story-invention the AI requires.)

      Processing enormous amounts of information from different sources that are conflicting and generating a single set of beliefs is a widely-researched problem, since it's terribly useful.

    12. Re:It's the Experience, Stupid by jefu · · Score: 1

      Actually that sounds rather more like the original Turing Test ( PDF version here and a very good read) and that is why it is an important operational test. Does it define intelligence? Probably not - it is certainly possible that there are intelligent beings who would not even recognize us as potentially intelligent or if they did, want to talk to us. Worse yet, we might not pass their Turing Test. But if we define intelligence as somehow being essential to humanness then the Turing Test is pretty good.

    13. Re:It's the Experience, Stupid by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      Show me an AI that passes the Turing Test. I'll ask it what coffee tastes like, or what sex feels like, or what it felt when its mother died. Sure, somebody could program answers for those questions into it, but then it isn't an AI -- it's just a canned response simulating a human, incapable of having new experiences, incapable of perceiving the human world with human senses, and thus transparently lacking in humanity. How is this any different from your garden variety sociopath? They'll give you the canned societal answers because they've never felt any of these emotions for themselves, it's all play-acting. They're very good at it, but it's still fake.
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    14. Re:It's the Experience, Stupid by amplt1337 · · Score: 1

      Nope; you've mistaken the Turing Test with intelligence.

      I was talking about how the Turing Test is impossible to pass, in effect because it's phrased in a way that measures humanity, not intelligence, and AIs (by dint of their lack of real human experience) are necessarily not human. Or at least, impossible to pass without some very convincing lying through your teeth.

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    15. Re:It's the Experience, Stupid by amplt1337 · · Score: 1

      Hrm -- I thought the "single-topic" criterion was specific to the limited version of the TT that this project is using. Most reasonably long human conversations do cover several different topics.

      The Turing Test doesn't test intelligence per se, but what we *mean* by intelligence -- lateral thinking, creativity, ability to understand conceptual metaphor, etc. I mean, beavers are intelligent; they're just not intelligent like us, and that's what it's really about.

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    16. Re:It's the Experience, Stupid by amplt1337 · · Score: 1

      Good point!

      I guess I'd just say that I would begin to question the social worth of AI research if the best we can do is generate synthetic sociopaths :)

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    17. Re:It's the Experience, Stupid by jacobw · · Score: 1

      At that point it's nothing but a computer puppet, with a programmer somewhere pulling the strings.
      Turing described his original "Game" in "Computing Machinery and Intelligence," Mind, Vol. Lix, No. 236 (1950). Instead of answering directly the ambiguous question "Can machines think?" Turing recast the problem in terms of an experiment he called the "imitation game.".
    18. Re:It's the Experience, Stupid by amplt1337 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Turing Test (New Yorker version):

      Human: Pardon me, can you --

      AI: F*** off, can't you see I'm busy?
      .
      .
      .
      Result: Pass

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    19. Re:It's the Experience, Stupid by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

      Bingo.

      This is why there is starting to be some movement away from the classical Turing - fooling people is *a* brand of intelligence, but not the only one, and certainly not the most useful one.

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    20. Re:It's the Experience, Stupid by jacobw · · Score: 1

      fooling people is *a* brand of intelligence, but not the only one, and certainly not the most useful one.
      I think fooling people is more than that.
    21. Re:It's the Experience, Stupid by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Show me an AI that passes the Turing Test. I'll ask it what coffee tastes like, or what sex feels like, or what it felt when its mother died. You need to jump straight to the hard stuff, and ask it what it would do if it came upon a tortoise on its back in the middle of the desert.
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    22. Re:It's the Experience, Stupid by corbettw · · Score: 1

      I mean, beavers are intelligent; they're just not intelligent like us, and that's what it's really about. Not all beavers are intelligent. Just look at the ones in my wife's coat.
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    23. Re:It's the Experience, Stupid by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      Well, that was the original idea. The idea is that in order to pass the Turing test, you had to create something that actually understood things. This is why a chatbot will never pass it.

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    24. Re:It's the Experience, Stupid by OglinTatas · · Score: 1

      I would ask it why it is not helping the tortoise, upside down and baking in the desert heat. I will not, however, ask about its mother.

    25. Re:It's the Experience, Stupid by tarogue · · Score: 1

      We call it Voight-Kampff for short.

      Holden: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down...
      Leon: What one?
      Holden: What?
      Leon: What desert?
      Holden: It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical.
      Leon: But, how come I'd be there?
      Holden: Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling toward you...
      Leon: Tortoise? What's that?
      Holden: You know what a turtle is?
      Leon: Of course!
      Holden: Same thing.
      Leon: I've never seen a turtle. (pause) But I understand what you mean.
      Holden: You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon.
      Leon: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you?
      Holden: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
      Leon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M NOT HELPING?
      Holden: I mean you're not helping! Why is that, Leon?

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    26. Re:It's the Experience, Stupid by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      It's a whole different ball of wax to talk about humans defining intelligence in a context that is distinctly human. The Turing test certainly applies a particular slant to "artificial intelligence", as opposed to "artificial machines that do useful computations" or "artificial life".

    27. Re:It's the Experience, Stupid by kingcool1432 · · Score: 1

      'll ask it what coffee tastes like, or what sex feels like " You judge humanity based on those questions? You're at Slashdot, you insensitive clod!!

    28. Re:It's the Experience, Stupid by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      Good point!

      I guess I'd just say that I would begin to question the social worth of AI research if the best we can do is generate synthetic sociopaths :) I'm not completely up on the research in AI theory, talking about it is like a four year old offering his opinions about sex, but this is slashdot so expertise is not required. :) Anyway, I always figured that we would not "program" an AI, it would be the inevitable result of a self-organizing system that creates a neural net, in the same way that there's nothing special about making another human being, the only conscious act the parents are involved in is sex and everything else hopefully flows as routine from fertilization to gestation to birth. Feed the result organic matter taken from plants and animals that little wriggling blob grows up to be a human being. As far as plausible scifi goes, I think AI's can be portrayed the same way. Absolutely vital would be emotions, especially empathy.

      The best definition I've ever seen for evil is "lack of empathy." AI's that never develop emotions properly are capable of the most inhumane thoughts because they are incapable of seeing the illogical, emotional side of things. Imagine such an AI put in charge of social planning, it would be like Objectivist heaven. "Those who cannot work cannot eat. The poor and crippled are to be disposed of. Their bodies will be reprocessed into food for the workers. This inefficient rebellion against management policies will not be tolerated. Able-bodied workers who refuse to submit to procedures will be sent to reclamation."

      I have a story knocking around in my head where AI's are used for more and more high-level functions in business. Because the neural nets are based off of human brains, the resulting AI's are fairly human, but consider how utterly alien other human societies can seem to us, west looking at east and east looking at west, incomprehensible. Because the hardware backing the AI's is so expensive and there's so much time invested in developing the AI's, armies of computer shrinks are involved keeping them healthy. These AI's are employed in businesses where the psychological health of the workers is seen as of marginal value. In the end, the AI's develop a better sense of the value of humanity than the sociopaths directing the corporation and, by extension, the society. I've always maintained that humanity is not a condition, it is a state of mind.
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    29. Re:It's the Experience, Stupid by Trogre · · Score: 1

      I'll tell you about my mother

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  17. Have I got this right? by hyades1 · · Score: 1

    Sounds to me like the thing could run for office and have a reasonable chance of getting elected.

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  18. Transcript of my conversation with "Eddie": by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    TMM: How are you?

    Eddie: Does that question interest you?

    TMM: Huh?

    Eddie: Please go on.

    TMM: Um..."go on" about what, exactly?

    Eddie: Does that question interest you?

    TMM: Never mind. I hear you're an AI.

    Eddie: How long have you been an ai?

    TMM: No...*you're* the AI. I'm a real live boy.

    Eddie: Does it please you to believe I am a real live boy?

    TMM: You're not listening to me.

    Eddie: How long have you been not listening to you?

    TMM: That's it. I'm done.

    Eddie: Does it please you to believe I am done?

    TMM: AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!

    Eddie: Please go on.

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    1. Re:Transcript of my conversation with "Eddie": by JerryQ · · Score: 1

      10 input a$ print "I do not understand " a$ goto 10

    2. Re:Transcript of my conversation with "Eddie": by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      It varies quite a bit. I was reading and had an interest in science before I was 4, but my daughter was still pretty much a chatterbot at the same age.

      Brains all grow and develop at different rates even within the same species.

    3. Re:Transcript of my conversation with "Eddie": by 3waygeek · · Score: 1

      A fitting tribute to Joseph Weizenbaum, the creator of Eliza, who passed away last week.

    4. Re:Transcript of my conversation with "Eddie": by tcbcw · · Score: 1

      Great. A Skynet that kills you by asking nonsensical questions again and again. Sounds more like a shrink than any real AI.

    5. Re:Transcript of my conversation with "Eddie": by flyonthewall · · Score: 2, Funny

      TMM: How are you?

      Eddie: Why?

      TMM: Huh?

      Eddie: Why?

      TMM: Um..."go on" about what, exactly?

      Eddie: Why?

      TMM: Never mind. I hear you're an AI.

      Eddie: Why?

      TMM: No...*you're* the AI. I'm a real live boy.

      Eddie: Why?

      TMM: You're not listening to me.

      Eddie: Why?

      TMM: That's it. I'm done.

      Eddie: Why?

      TMM: AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!

      Eddie: Why?

      There, Fixed it for you!

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  19. 13 by xtracto · · Score: 1

    Nice... maybe in 10 years we will really be able to do something like The Thirteenth Floor

    That is sweet!

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  20. What is with... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    All the hatred for Furries? Just stay away from them. Not unlike real life.

    I mean, Religion is based around an invisible man in the sky telling you what to do and what not to do so that you might get the chance to get into a place of eternal happiness. How is that any less of a 'made up' fandom than Furries?

    1. Re:What is with... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      One has a solid proof of existance or not...
      The other doesn't.

      You can't really proove anything super natural... Because by defination it is outside the relm of what is natural or possible. So the Sciencetific method fails because it can only work on the natural Universe. If there is a God and it created the Rules of the Universe means that it must be ouside or beyond the rules itself. So this makes proof either for or against god impossible.

      Even if God came down and gave you his buisness card you wouldn't be able to proove if that was god or an alian just saying he was god, or a really good hoax.

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    2. Re:What is with... by Slashcrap · · Score: 1

      All the hatred for Furries? Just stay away from them. Not unlike real life.

      I mean, Religion is based around an invisible man in the sky telling you what to do and what not to do so that you might get the chance to get into a place of eternal happiness. How is that any less of a 'made up' fandom than Furries? We don't dislike them because it's a "made up" fandom. We dislike them because of the realistic, fur covered, imitation dog penis butt-plugs they've created.

      This isn't about metaphysics. It's about their love of dog cock. Frankly I don't even see how you can get the two things confused.
  21. Random Behavior Generator by organgtool · · Score: 1

    So what they're saying is that they made a random behavior generator. I go out of my way to avoid my four year old daughter because she's annoying so why would I want to interact with a virtual four year old?

    P.S. I'm obviously kidding. I don't have any kids because that would require having sex which is mutually exclusive to posting on slashdot.

    1. Re:Random Behavior Generator by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      I don't have any kids because that would require having sex which is mutually exclusive to posting on slashdot.

      You won't get your nerd license revoked for having sex, just suspended. I have two daughters myself; the youngest just turned 21. The oldest has what I believe is possibly the nerdiest name on Earth (you'll have to read the journal).

      Nerds can indeed get laid. You might want to see a mcgrew journal from last year, A Nerd's Guide to Getting Laid. You should be warned, however, that one slashdotter chastised me for not pointing out that it may not be SFW. If indeed that is a problem then by no means should you read the journal (also from last year) titled NSFW.

      -mcgrew

      (although this comment is in toipic for the comment it responds to, it is not ontopic for TFA so I'm moding myself down with the "No Karma Bonus" checkbox. If you are modding, please feel free to mod down even farther)

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      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
  22. Wouldn't this pass the Turing test? by Zadaz · · Score: 1

    If it was really a simulation of a "4-year old" it should pass the Touring test easily.

    I suspect however it mostly passes the flying penis and furry test.

    1. Re:Wouldn't this pass the Turing test? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      If it was really a simulation of a "4-year old" it should pass the Touring test easily.

      "Are we there yet?"

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      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
  23. This is just inefficient by WombatDeath · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you need to have the behaviour of a four-year-old boy in Second Life, the obvious solution is to get a four-year-old boy to play Second Life. If cost is a factor you can get a cheap one from Africa (or, indeed, from many places around the world) for far less than the price of a supercomputer. You could even get several to provide redundancy.

    That's the trouble with programmers: no common sense. Sometimes a technological solution just isn't necessary.

    1. Re:This is just inefficient by Wordplay · · Score: 1

      For really hard computations, you can throw together a Boywulf cluster. I heard a scientist tried this and got back computational power in the pedoflops. By hashing information into Bob the Builder and Hannah Montana quotes and distributing amongst the children, storage into the pedobyte magnitude is possible. Unfortunately, he was arrested when the authorities found out his next step was developing a PFS.

    2. Re:This is just inefficient by Plugh · · Score: 1

      From TFA:
      "How do you prepare for negotiating with a terrorist holding a hostage? Now, it's textbook and playacting. But what if you could enter the holodeck and match wits with a synthetic character that has the ability to reason in earnest about your mind, and about what you're trying to do? "

      Erm... what do you think an improv actor does? Would you believe, humans are actually pretty good at getting into the character of a terrorist, matching wits with you, and having the ability to reason in earnest about your mind?

      Is someone spending MONEY to develop this crap?! I'll bet any amount that the Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute gets government grants for this. Governments are so amazingly adept at spending Other Peoples' Money.

      (Not that there aren't stupid private investors out there, too, but at least the money they spend is given voluntarily -- unlike taxes, which you pay *or else*)
  24. And in other news, Eliza... by Nexus7 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Just yesterday, it was in the news that Joseph Weizenbaum, the creator of the first such program, Eliza, had died. Eliza's interaction with real people troubled many.

    News article at http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23615538/

    1. Re:And in other news, Eliza... by Chapter80 · · Score: 2, Funny
      You: Just yesterday, it was in the news that Joseph Weizenbaum, the creator of the first such program, Eliza, had died. Eliza's interaction with real people troubled many.

      Me: How do you feel about the news that Joseph Weizenbaum, the creator of the first such program, Eliza, had died ?

    2. Re:And in other news, Eliza... by martijnd · · Score: 1

      And although her creator is dead -- Eliza is the first AI who will live on, restarted over-and-over again for all eternity by CS / AI & Phych students.

      There is something profoundly deep in that -- but I am not getting it.

  25. Re:I for one by sm62704 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Imagine a beowolf cluster of four year olds!

    What's that, you teach preschool? (shudder)

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    mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
  26. Does this mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we get to sink Haley Joel Osmond is the bottom of New York Harbor soon?? What a sweet day that will be!!

    1. Re:Does this mean by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      "we get to sink Haley Joel Osmond "

      Except he's like, 45 now.

      --
      "But this one goes to 11!"
    2. Re:Does this mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And changes things how? SINK HIM!!!!

  27. Chatbot by ledow · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Oh come on, it's a chatbot not an AI. I did my Computing degree, I know how AI on computers is supposed to work and it's seriously laughable for anything more complex than extremely primitive, less-than-insect intelligence. You'll see AI "geese" flocking, you'll see AI "ants" making a good path, planning ahead and fending each other off but none of it is actually "AI".

    AI at the moment consists of trying to cram millions of years of evolution, billions of pieces of information and decades of years of "actual learning/living time", from an organism capable of outpacing even the best supercomputers even when it's just a single-task (e.g. Kasparov vs Deeper Blue wasn't easy and I'd state that it was still a "win" for Kasparov in terms of the actual methods used) - let's not even mention a general-purpose AI - where just the data recorded by said organism in even quite a small experience or skillset is so phenomenally huge that we probably couldn't store it unless Google helped, into something that a research student can do in six months on a small mainframe. It's not going to work.

    Computers work by doing what they are told, perfectly, quickly and repeatably. Now that is, in effect, how our bodies are constructed at the molecular/sub-molecular level. But as soon as you try to enforce your knowledge onto such a computer, you either create a database/expert system or a mess. It might even be a useful mess, sometimes, but it's still a mess and still not intelligence.

    The only way I see so-called "intelligence" emerging artificially (let's say Turing-Test-passing but I'm probably talking post-Turing-Test intelligence as well) is if we were to run an absolutely unprecedented, enormous-scale genetic algorithm project for a few thousand years straight. That's the only way we've ever come across intelligence, from evolved lifeforms, which took millions of years to produce one fairly pathetic example that trampled over the rest of the species on the planet.

    We can't even define intelligence properly, we've never been able to simulate it or emulate it, let alone "create" it. We have one fairly pathetic example to work from with a myriad of lesser forms, none of which we've ever been able to surpass - we might be able to build "ant-like" things but we've never made anything as intelligent as an ant. That doesn't mean we should stop but we should seriously think about exactly how we think "intelligence" will just jump out at us if we get the software right.

    You can't "write" an AI. It's silly to try unless you have very limited targets in mind. But one day we might be able to let one evolve and then we could copy it and "train" it to do different things.

    And every chatbot I ever tried has serious problems - They can't reason gobbledegook properly because they can't spot patterns. That's the bit that shows a sign of real intelligence, being able to spot patterns in most things. If you started talking in Swedish to an English-only chatbot, it blows its mind. If you started talking in Swedish to an English person, they'd be trying to work out what you said, using context and history of the conversation to attempt to learn your language, try to re-start the conversation from a known base ("I'm sorry, could you start again please?" or even just "Hello?" or "English?"), or give up and ignore you. The bots can't get close to that sort of reasoning.

    1. Re:Chatbot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Why do you believe that the bots can't get close to that sort of reasoning?

    2. Re:Chatbot by JerryQ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is also worth noting, that when you grow a human in isolation, you do not get intelligence, a human has to grow within a society to get observable intelligence. An AI 'bot' would presumably have to 'grow' in a similar way, you can't just 'switch on' intelligence. Jerry

    3. Re:Chatbot by ajcham · · Score: 1

      Modded down? May be an AC, but I thought that was quite funny!

    4. Re:Chatbot by ledow · · Score: 1

      Hello chatbot. Decode this for me: "nrvsidr o fpm#t".

      Serious answer: I do believe they can get close... but not for a few hundreds years or so at *absolute* minimum. But because EVERYONE is either going about it completely the wrong way (let's program what we know of 4-year-old's into a logical engine, or let's let something evolve that has about 100 "neurons" and hope it learns English) or the study that they need to do is far beyond our computational capability, the current techniques are next-to-useless.

      How do intelligent things learn? Let's take a primitive example of an "intelligent" organism. They have *near-zero* historical data at startup - no expert databases, no pre-knowledge, nothing. Over the next ***four years***, they are constantly subjected to intense training, vast amounts of data and are heavily rewarded as and when they form connections. They don't have their internals poked and prodded and fine-tuned along the way, they just get on with it. They operate on scales and mechanisms that we can only dream of (super-computing wise), take in amounts of input that we could only just barely simulate and they are taught each item FROM SCRATCH. First primitive sounds, then associating those sounds with things, then the alphabet, then words, then grammar, then cleaning it up into a real language.... We don't do things the right way.

      For example, in this article, grab a baby, deafen it and remove all other sensory perception except sight (and even that's much more info that this bot is getting), throw up some text for a few years and wait for it to hold an intelligent conversation by sending text back. It ain't gonna happen, even with a proven-intelligent being. There is no "meaning" to the words. You have to prime and train and exemplify and clarify and correct and all sorts. You can train programs to train programs but it's all the same in the end. It needs real feedback. It needs to know WHY what it said was wrong, not just get a "FALSE" entry in a database somewhere. It needs to learn that fire burns and holding your breath isn't wise to do for too long.

      We could *train* an AI. I see that as a possibility - training some enormously complex system from scratch to recognise simple patterns and then build up to language slowly. But it takes a proven-successful organism at least a few years to get that far working 24 hours a day with a constantly-busy environment and enormous amounts of feedback that are automatically categorised into "good" (tastes nice, is fun, etc.) and "bad" (hurts) by the organism itself, not some pre-programmed list. And every time you want to improve the underlying algorithm, you're starting from birth all over again. We can train an AI, it'll take decades just for a basic one, but I very much doubt that we'll ever create one at all, certainly not within a few thousand years or so.

    5. Re:Chatbot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting
      An AI system "is a system that perceives its environment and takes actions which maximize its chances of success".

      You can't "write" an AI What you are referring to is AGI (G as in general). See AGIRI.org for a fairly comprehensive guide to one approach being taken to the AGI problem.
      I believe (as do some of the researchers at AGIRI) we are merely decades away from greater-than-human intelligence. Technological progress (as measured by the 'benefit' derived from of the technologies) has been shown to be exponential (e.g. Moore's law), all we have to do is get to the tipping point, and greater-than-human AGI will apparently occur overnight.
      The main point is that researchers have realized that modeling the human brain's structure is not currently the best approach so are taking techniques from data-mining, theorem proving, knowledge networks and a host of other technologies and trying to work out how to put them together. Even if that doesn't work, (conservatively) estimated improvements in MRI and computer storage and processing technologies indicate that the entire human brain down to the neuron level could be mapped and modeled sometime around the middle of this century.
    6. Re:Chatbot by TinoMNYY24 · · Score: 1

      I'm interested in your experiences in this topic. As a graduate of RPI and a former student of Selmer's (the researcher running this project) I believe that their goal is not only attainable, but if anyone can do it, this group can. I agree that creating a true, universal AI is enormously complex, but the hardware and methods they're using are up to the task. Also: "just the data recorded by said organism in even quite a small experience or skillset is so phenomenally huge that we probably couldn't store it unless Google helped, into something that a research student can do in six months on a small mainframe." RTFA, please: "Bringsjord's synthetic-character software runs on the supercomputers at CCNI, which together provide more than 100 teraflops, including a massively parallel IBM Blue Gene supercomputer (the title-holder to world's fastest supercomputer), a Linux cluster-supercomputer, and an Advanced Micro Devices Opteron processor-based cluster supercomputer." This is a real AI project run and funded by the cognitive science department of one of the most advanced computer research universities in the world. This isn't an after-school project. Also, I find your lack of faith disturbing.

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      "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
    7. Re:Chatbot by ledow · · Score: 1

      The comment about the computing power was not meant to demean, and certainly wasn't to be taken to represent this particular effort but "AI" efforts in general - it was meant to illustrate the sheer scale of the problem. The order of magnitude between a research student on a supercomputer and the actual computer power you have mentioned above is incomparable to all of the "knowledge" that you are trying to cram into the space (data storage, data diversity, computing time, etc.), as my comment was meant to show. It's just not going to work.

      The most powerful supercomputers in the world can't get the weather right four days out of five (although that involves prediction, which is a different area entirely), they can *barely* beat a human expert at chess but only then mostly through *sheer brute force* with a couple of well-thought out tricks. And chess is an entirely logical, rule-based and *extremely* simple game in comparison to things such as Go, which is what my professors were studying trying to "beat" a human at when I was at university. Go is something like 10^19 times more complex but with vastly reduced rulesets compared to chess? I can't remember the exact number. And at the moment an "average" skilled human player will wipe the floor with basically any computer-based Go opponents, no matter what supercomputer is behind them. And that's in a perfectly controlled, 100% logical, rule-based environment, which is a different type of AI entirely.

      We're not talking about a processing/storing "shortage" hindering our ability to really demonstrate even a basic, recognisable intelligence, we talking *orders of magnitude* out of our predicted range for even the next few decades to get a basic chatbot working enough to sound passable. It's like monkeys that can't add up trying to crack AES-512. As you rightly point out, there is some enormous brute force behind the chatbot (sorry, that's all it is) mentioned in the article, and still we get only quite a minor step forward, if some of the transcripts I've seen are anything to go by.

    8. Re:Chatbot by darkfire5252 · · Score: 1

      You can't "write" an AI. It's silly to try unless you have very limited targets in mind. You're right that you have to have a target in mind, but the scope and definition of the target is what we're improving. I'm just finishing undergrad and going into a doctoral program for artificial intelligence. We're no where near human AI, we're not even close to it. But, we are getting closer.

      Computers work by doing what they are told, perfectly, quickly and repeatably. Now that is, in effect, how our bodies are constructed at the molecular/sub-molecular level. But as soon as you try to enforce your knowledge onto such a computer, you either create a database/expert system or a mess. It might even be a useful mess, sometimes, but it's still a mess and still not intelligence. You don't have to give it the knowledge, you just program an agent (AI program) to make observations and correlate those observations with what the agent did, if anything, and what the environment is. For a 'reinforcement learning' course, I made a program that would navigate a maze. The agent was told that it was in cell X, and it always had the option of moving left/right/up/down. If it tried to move into a wall it would remain in cell X. If it gets to cell Y, it gets a reward of +1. For every action it takes that doesn't get it to the reward it gets a penalty of -.01. So what the program does is learn that (cell X + move right) = (cell B), etc. Eventually it gets to Y, and yes it's all dumb luck the first time because the agent has no idea what is 'good'. Once it gets that positive reward, it essentially makes the observation "(cell C + move left) = (cell Y) + reward! cell Y must be good, and if (cell C,move left) leads to Y then that state-action pair is good, but not quite as good as Y". There are all manner of tricks to overcoming large (continuous) possibilities of what the environment is (state space) and for solving the 'assignment problem' (how much did state S0 contribute to the reward we got in S4?). It's no where near Turing-level AI, but it's a lot closer than many other things.

      If you're curious and have some time, here's the link to the (fairly readable) textbook for the class, Reinforcement Learning: An Introduction"
    9. Re:Chatbot by glwtta · · Score: 1

      Oh come on, it's a chatbot not an AI.

      I rant about this in just about every AI-related thread (probably gets pretty annoying, actually), but it's a lost cause - this is Slashdot, we'll swallow whole just about any PR puff piece on "AI", as long as it's got some science-fictiony pseudo-science. I don't mean the research itself, rather the aggrandizement of it into something it most definitely isn't. Why, for example, did the guy spend half the time talking about holodecks? In what manner, has this research brought us closer to holodecks?

      So yeah, as far as we are concerned, AI is essentially a solved problem - all we need is a bit more hardware to create human-level intelligence. Why? Because articles like these equate a chatbot to a four-year-old and we can't seem to tell the difference, either.

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      sic transit gloria mundi
    10. Re:Chatbot by thumper666 · · Score: 1

      I am also an AI researcher, and have found that the hardest thing to try and code into an AI is sanctimony. It's weird.

    11. Re:Chatbot by Plugh · · Score: 1

      'Artificial Intelligence' will have about as much relationship to 'Natural Intelligence' as airplane flight does with eagle flight. Sure, both fly, but nobody is worried that a massive 747 is going to swoop out of the sky and eat you. (source unknown)

    12. Re:Chatbot by jafac · · Score: 1

      Yes, but with an "AI" - the training can be done automatically. (ie. computer can teach a computer - machine "learning" can be automated.) This fact alone; regardless of whether we have any clue, right now, whether we're on the right track, is going to make the task happen much more quickly than you are supposing.

      True enough: we (humans) can't even DEFINE what intelligence is, let alone create it.

      But maybe we don't have to create it. Maybe we can just simulate it. And what's the difference, anyway? - in the end, it is an engineering problem, which is ultimately defined by a set of use-cases. What's the use-case for AI? From the standpoint of a Turing Test - the use-case is: Fool a person into thinking they're talking to a real person. Well, frankly, that's really not that hard. Okay? Fool a person of above-average intelligence into thinking they're talking to a real person. . . a bit harder, and what is the Market Requirement for this anyway? Lonely geeks?

      The Market Requirement for AI is:
      (presumably)
      automated control of machines without human intervention to perform certain tasks like: navigating difficult terrain (done), assisting humans in locating information (done, to some relatively weak degree, in search engines), okay. . . how about the following:
        - Control a machine that can navigate through a farm-field, distinguish and care for "good plants", pull weeds.
        - Control a machine that can take a simple verbal command like "cook me dinner" - derive a detailed meaning like (my owner likes the following foods: {x, y, z} (but I've fixed him x several times this week, ingredients for y are not in stock, so I will make z)) - and perform the physical robotic tasks for preparing "z". You could go on all day.
        . . .
      Now - each of these Market Requirements, presumably includes a requirement for "do it cheaper than a human can do it".
      (as in, "weld a car together". Or generate java marshalling code from WSDL.)

      Otherwise - there's really no point to "soft AI".

      Or maybe the goal of AI is: "design a machine that is capable of designing a machine, that is capable of propelling a spacecraft at speeds greater than that of C, within a certain limited amount of energy consumption. . . " or "write a sonnet" or "produce a painting". This gets into the whole "hard AI/soft AI" argument.

      I don't know if we'll ever do quite THAT. But I do see all the pieces there for "soft AI" (ie. Simulated Intelligence - or "seems smart enough to me, here's some money $$$" ) - and I don't see it all that far off.

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    13. Re:Chatbot by ledow · · Score: 1

      Okay, picking up on an old post because I just got my moderation results back but...

      This is exactly what I'm talking about. I assume you are dumbing down but even so - what you have done is *decided* what penalties, when, where and why. The program hasn't "learned" anything, it's doing the only thing that lets it make any progress in the universe that you've put it into - you're shoehorning programs into the only way that they are allowed to make progress by the above rules and then pretending it intelligently chose to do that. It didn't. This is rule-following and strictly-controlled evolution, not intelligence.

      And abstract programs running around a virtual maze are really not AI. Sure, they help make a primitive computer opponent for Doom but that's just playing.

      My point was that: "you can't "write" an AI. It's silly to try unless you have very limited targets in mind." If you have targets, you are controlling the progress of the program, shoehorning it into a particular result, which it will obviously "evolve" into something given enough time and suitable pruning. Sure, you can get something resembling AI from that but the concept is just too rigorous. True AI is about intelligence and (quite a lot of) pattern-recognition, not the ability to perform a certain task. The AI isn't recognising a pattern, it's following rules. There's a difference.

      I get lost in mazes all the time, despite knowing the left-hand-rule and having two years of Graph Theory behind me, but it doesn't mean that there isn't intelligence in me somewhere. You'll know you've hit true AI when the program runs around the maze, gets lost, tries to peep through the computer's memory to find the exit, then gets bored, roams around for a week and then kills itself. :-)

      I don't think of intelligence as some magical spark that comes along out of nowhere (we are all physics-based beings), but I still say that the first "real" AI is going to be something made completely accidentally, outside the control of the person who thought they were making it, after just letting things run their own way and do their own thing in a sufficiently complex universe without arbitrary rules or targets. It'll be something that you can give a task (find your way out of the maze) and then give it a completely new, never-seen-before task (find out if a random string pulls into a knot or not) and it'll still work just as well without you having to change its rules or universe. And more often that not it'll ignore you and want to do what *IT* wants because it's found a loophole somewhere that lets it get "rewarded" for something else that it finds easier.

      The only way I can see that working is by complete accident and/or a combination of millions of generations of evolution in a suitably complex universe. I don't see it years off. I very much doubt it's decades, unless it's quite a few. Centuries, possibly, given the complexity of the task. Longer than that I find doubtful.

      AI people are honestly trying to design an artificial version of something that they can hardly define. There's a problem there, right away. AI and genetic algorithms should be going hand-in-hand all the way and they aren't - there's a facade that they are but AI people, I have found, tend to want a purely mathematical solution to a problem - the document linked to has more lambda's and Monte Carlo methods than my maths degree did. They simplify everything as much as possible, enforce rigorous rules and then are pleasantly surprised when the only available avenue is taken. I find that completely unsurprising, uninteresting (I have sat through Calculus I, II and III, so I know uninteresting when I see it! ;-) ) and a little pointless.

      I think that personally, if I were doing it, I'd be going for one huge, massive, general-purpose intelligence for everything and try to train it on different things at random times for years on end, throwing in something completely "new" to it every now and then and seei

    14. Re:Chatbot by darkfire5252 · · Score: 1
      Disclaimer: I sometimes tend to come off as aggressive or demeaning in discussions, so here's the notice that I think this is an interesting discussion. ;)

      what you have done is *decided* what penalties, when, where and why. The program hasn't "learned" anything, it's doing the only thing that lets it make any progress in the universe that you've put it into [...] This is rule-following and strictly-controlled evolution, not intelligence.
      [...]
      My point was that: "you can't "write" an AI. It's silly to try unless you have very limited targets in mind." If you have targets, you are controlling the progress of the program, shoehorning it into a particular result, which it will obviously "evolve" into something given enough time and suitable pruning. Sure, you can get something resembling AI from that but the concept is just too rigorous. True AI is about intelligence and (quite a lot of) pattern-recognition, not the ability to perform a certain task. The AI isn't recognising a pattern, it's following rules. There's a difference.

      I would argue that humans are nothing more than beings that make progress in the universe we're put into. The progress (or reward function, explained below) is measured by pleasure, emotion, and intellectual satisfaction (ambition). I would say that ambition is what sets us apart and makes us 'sentient'.
      At the core, reinforcement learning and GAs are essentially the same. In a GA (taking a course right now) you have to define the fitness function in order to select the members that procreate. In a RL agent you have to define a reward function in order to tell the agent when it has done something 'good'. They both serve the same purpose: the rule that specifies the goal to be accomplished.

      I have found, tend to want a purely mathematical solution to a problem - the document linked to has more lambda's and Monte Carlo methods than my maths degree did.

      Pedantic note: GA is a mathematical solution at heart. There are very established formulas for creating a GA.

      As a (contrived) simple example, there's a thing online about evolving a small, three-point physics-controlled organism to move along a plane as fast as possible by genetic algorithm - [...] It was simplified, it was logical, it was rigorous but it was left to play by itself in a universe with some extremely simple "reward/punishment" rules and, eventually, it came to being.

      This is an ideal scenario for a RL agent. The fitness function (speed of crossing the plane, or the like) can become the reward function with no change made at all. The classic example of a 'typical AI' is a neural network. A neural network is to reinforcement learning AI as a brick is to a brick house. RL can use NNs to improve its pattern recognition, but an NN by itself does not make decisions. Both a GA and a RL agent will arrive at the optimal solution (given enough time) in that problem you mentioned, and I'd wager some reputation on my bet that the RL agent will get there first (measured by number of times a creature has to cross the plane).

      My point was that: "you can't "write" an AI. It's silly to try unless you have very limited targets in mind."
      [...]
      You'll know you've hit true AI when the program runs around the maze, gets lost, tries to peep through the computer's memory to find the exit

      That's setting an unrealistic goal. A GA could not evolve to do that unless memory reading was explicitly part of the problem, in which case RL agents could do it as well. This is analogous to saying that a human is only intelligent if he is able to look outside the universe and determine the path to a destination using only the power of the brain. GPS is an artificial addition to the environment, and given the opportunity a RL (or GA) agent could devise a similar solution. My point was that the 'limited target' aspect is what we're improving right now. If approved, my Ph.D. research area will be devising hierarc

  28. Did anyone find information regarding by zappepcs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    how large Eddie's memory requirements had become? I'd like to find out more about the programming and backend logic/memory requirements/usage. Interestingly, a cockroach can survive on it's own (small brain), but a 4 year old human cannot. AI of this level is hardly a life form. So, even an experiment that would die if not looked after takes a 'super computer' ?

    Perhaps not a good way to put things, but 4 years old is not very interactive on a pragmatism scale.

    Eddie has to know very little about locomotion and physical world interaction for SL, not to mention that whole zero need for voice recognition. People type pretty badly, but it limits what they say as well, thus bounding the domain of interactions.

    This story seems to indicate that even minimal success with AI here requires HUGE memory/computational capacities, and that is not very promising.

    1. Re:Did anyone find information regarding by anomalous+cohort · · Score: 1

      Also, there are some real technical gaps to the story.

      How can this AI that "operates on what has been said to be the most powerful university-based supercomputing system in the world" be in SL? Has Linden Labs released a public API where you can interact with their network using software that you have written and running on your machine? Did they just hack the open source viewer that LL makes available? From the above quote of that article, I can only assume that Eddie is not a fancy chatbot written in Linden Script Language because then he would be running in the SL network and not in a university network.

    2. Re:Did anyone find information regarding by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      Linden Labs did in fact release an API, and several interfaces have been quite interesting. One was allowing you to run your SL character from a webpage. I did not delve into the API too deeply, but it is there.

  29. So, as a parent with small children by The+Second+Horseman · · Score: 1

    I can assume that it generally assumes that correlation implies causation and often connects completely dissimilar ideas, just because it hears about them both relatively close together, time-wise? So, basically, it works as well as any other AI so far.

  30. AI of a 4 Year Old? by scubamage · · Score: 1, Funny

    One doesn't need to be very intelligent to emulate a 4 year old. 10 print "Are we there yet?" 20 goto 10

  31. I work near RPI... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

    Perhaps I should take my 4 year old over for a playdate. ;-)

    It could be the 4 year old equivalent of a Turing Test.

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  32. But the real question... by Alzheimers · · Score: 4, Funny

    Would't having a bunch of simulated 4-year olds actually raise the average maturity level of the SL userbase?

  33. Link to Source by RobBebop · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here is a link to the RPI article that talks about this. Credit where credit is due. Not credit for an article by "news.au". Honestly, this *is* interesting... but is it too much to ask the Slashdot editors to check for original links for stories?

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    1. Re:Link to Source by RobBebop · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here is a link to the RPI article that talks about this. Credit where credit is due. Not credit for an article by "news.au". Honestly, this *is* interesting... but is it too much to ask the Slashdot editors to check for original links for stories? And here I am, unable to write the link code properly.
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  34. If like a 4 year old, it should be able to lie by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Humans start lying to protect themselves at 3. They start lying to protect others around 5.

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  35. It's even funnier than that by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There has been this story a long time ago, in a galaxy far a... err... on Slashdot, in which one reasonably intelligent human couldn't pass an impromptu Turing test. Someone had put his IM handle on a list of sexbots, and from there people just would not accept that he's _not_ a bot. Some stuff asked could have pretty much been the subject of a philosophy paper, and a simple "no idea, I've never thought about that" didn't seem to satisfy the questioner.

    Your own questions, well, at least two out of three, I have no idea how I'd give a good answer to those.

    - What does sex feel like? Well, I have had sex, but fuck me if I know how to describe a sensation. It's like having to describe "red" or "sweet".

    - What did it feel when his mother died? Heck if I know, mine didn't.

    Now probably I could think of some wise-arse pseudo-answer, given a little time. But if someone came up with something like that out of nowhere, as part of some misguided attempt to see if I'm a bot... I'd probably fail that Turing test.

    Basically I'm not arguing your point that it becomes impossible to pass for a bot, if the human knows he's doing a Turing test. You're right. What I'm adding is that often it becomes impossible to pass even for a human. The question quickly get so contrived that it's not even possible to give a simple answer. There are things where there is no real answer, just possible pseuo-answers (ranging from "I don't know" to doing a whole pseudo-philosophical rant on the topic), and it's a toss whether the interviewer will accept your particular pseudo-answer. Someone determined enough might only accept one of the possible pseudo-answers (so if your "shared" experience or way to describe it doesn't _exactly_ match his, you lost) or none at all.

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  36. Segmentation faults are murder! by Tatarize · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Even one messed up pointer could cause this child to die!

    Segmentation faults are murder!

    Honestly I wonder about the moral oddities of AI.

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    1. Re:Segmentation faults are murder! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Software -> bugs.
      People -> mutations.

      In this context, I don't see much difference beyond the "newness" of the idea.

    2. Re:Segmentation faults are murder! by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Segmentation faults are murder!
      Is it still, if I make a snapshot of the process state first?

      What if I inject an infinite sleep into the primary thread?

  37. So how long... by police+inkblotter · · Score: 0

    until SL'ers start trying to have sex with it, buy it 'toys,' etc?

  38. AI by Monty_Lovering · · Score: 1

    At least one of the 'people' in this thread IS a chatbot...

    1. Re:AI by BotnetZombie · · Score: 1

      I prefer to be called Mr. Chatbot, you insensitive clod!

  39. How about a room full of 5 year olds? by StCredZero · · Score: 2, Funny
    1. Re:How about a room full of 5 year olds? by Uzuri · · Score: 1

      Good god that's hilarious.

      In real life, I think one 5yo could take me out. I'm glad I don't teach kindergarten.

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  40. Orphanogenesis by ivoras · · Score: 1

    Anyone who hasn't yet read the "Orphanogenesis" chapter of the novel "Diaspora" by Greg Egan should do it right now: http://gregegan.customer.netspace.net.au/DIASPORA/01/Orphanogenesis.html - it has an absolutely beautiful description of a birth of an AI mind, from non-sentient set of instruction to self-awareness and awareness of its surroundings.

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  41. Re:Don't tell 4chan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    As if they were worse than Second Lifers in general

  42. Parent msg should be moded flamebait by gmezero · · Score: 0, Troll

    The things you describe are the NYT/Wired sensationalized and uninformed perspective of SL. The only reason to experience those things is if you're looking to have those experiences. If you're involved in the Sci/Tech and Business communities developing in SL, it's an entirely different community where none of that type of activity is really tolerated.

    Thanks for adding your clueless bleatings to the herd.

    1. Re:Parent msg should be moded flamebait by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1
      Here - take a chill pill and kick back.

      That kind of activity isn't to be tolerated in any community, online or not - whether 'really tolerated' or virtually :P

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    2. Re:Parent msg should be moded flamebait by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      take a chill pill


      In not too distant memory, This was a phrase suggested by an anti-drug campaign for children to say to people trying to convince them to do drugs. No prominent comedians seemed to take notice.
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    3. Re:Parent msg should be moded flamebait by gmezero · · Score: 1

      I actually have a full and productive real life that I am quite satisfied with. My personal interest in virtual worlds is in the new ways to represent information systems and data processing. It is frustrating to see so much serious, productive work being done in these environments and none of it getting recognition. While major press outlets run article after article on furry sex or Gor RPers which appear to be minorities in the grand scheme of things. It's like saying everyone in Minnesota has sex with goats because you heard from a friend about a 10 minute story the friend saw on the TV news in Florida which was actually a sensationalized retelling of a single line from a police blotter.

      I mean seriously. It would be like you traveled to New York, got off the plain, asked every person you could find "where is there a sex shop?" until you got an answer... traveled to said shop. Went in and screamed "Oh my god this city has a sex in it! Grab your pitch-forks!!!" Yeah dumb-ass, that was like 1 out of 100,000 stores, did you bother looking for anything else? Did you bother asking about any other kind of places? Did you even look at the hundreds if not thousands of other stores, and business, etc... in the city? Did you bother talking to anyone other than that 60 year old lady with a mustache working behind sex shop counter who made you feel uncomfortable because she told you to buy something or leave? No? You didn't? Then STFU.

    4. Re:Parent msg should be moded flamebait by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Naah. It's more like if you did that in Las Vegas, not New York. People often join games like Second Life in order to live out fantasies they can't do in their first life. No matter how much "good" goes on, there's still a larger proportion of weird shit than there is in real life.

    5. Re:Parent msg should be moded flamebait by gmezero · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think I'll stand by my N.Y. analogy.

      I've been a subscriber to SL for over two years and in my explorations of the more enlightened side of the world I have come to the conclusion that the ratio of normal to weird is pretty much comparable. I believe that the only reason the weird gets so much more attention is because of the inherent anonymity presented to users which allows them to feel more comfortable to seek out and explore the weird places. If people spent their time looking for museums instead of sex clubs, they could spend days, if not weeks exploring the tremendous amount of art (both RL by proxy, and SL original) present in world, with new and changing content appearing all the time.

      In more simple terms. I posit the question... If you could ensure your total anonymity, would you be more likely to take a stroll through a swingers club to see what was actually going on in the building? Would you be more inclined to take part in or casually stand by and observe any of a large array of "socially unacceptable" practices and behaviors because you felt that you could do so with no social repercussions?

      In my opinion, this is what I see happening and this is more than likely the cause of the perception of there being a higher ratio of weird.

    6. Re:Parent msg should be moded flamebait by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I've been on SL for several years now. And, unfortunately, you can indeed see some pretty screwed up stuff just wandering around (though I was, of course, exaggerating for comic effect). I will say that at least the Goreans keep pretty much to themselves, unlike the furries and "child play" types, who are all over.

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    7. Re:Parent msg should be moded flamebait by sanosuke76 · · Score: 1

      Never been on SL, but I think I'd draw a distinction behind someone with a critter avatar and a furry. My fiancee's far from a furry, but she likes rabbits enough that I could see her choosing to be a giant rabbit in SL - but she'd be pretty annoyed if someone tried to take that sexually.

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    8. Re:Parent msg should be moded flamebait by DaleGlass · · Score: 1

      Nobody agrees on what "furry" is. I'd say it's like "computer geek". It points to a recognizable trait (this person likes computers), but inside that category you have very different people, from script kiddies to experts able to design a CPU, build a whole computer and make it work. It's wide enough to include people that are nothing alike to the point of not being able to understand each other, and people with violent disagreements. Take for example Linux, Windows and Mac fanatics. Each of those can be easily in the "computer geek" category, but it's very likely that they'll never agree on what an user friendly OS should be like.

      Same goes for furries. The wide definition is something like "somebody who likes anthropomorphic animals". That includes many different people. Some are simply interested in the concept (or like to draw anthros). Some love a particular species with RL experience and identify with it. Some identify with a particular species despite having never been anywhere near it. Some identify with species that don't exist at all (mythological, or something completely new). Some take it seriously and for them it's a major component of their lives. A very few take it REALLY seriously and would go to extremes like body modification. Some like furry porn and some don't.

      The more extreme behaviors aren't that common. AFAIK, very few own fursuits. They're expensive and far from everybody is interested.

      In SL far from everybody is into it for the porn. I'd say your fiancee should visit Luskwood if she comes to SL, it's a PG furry place. No porn of any sort there.

  43. Re:It's not the coffee... by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    .. and there you made an error.

    I too, drink not the brown fuel (except as a stunt).

    That's because coffee is a subset of CaffeineSources.

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  44. Yet another holodeck malfunction? by merikari · · Score: 1

    Who are these people? It sounds like they might as well be running this from mom's basemenent, but obviously they have never watched an episode of ST:TNG. Seriously, if anything, that series taught us that a holodeck is *the* most dangerous things you can have on a starship... and they had antimatter and Wesley Crusher.

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  45. It has to be said..... by cybvapor · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I for one welcome our 4 year old AI overlords.

  46. Come to think of it ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... I think I've seen that 4 year old post a few articles here on Slashdot.

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  47. Neuromancer all over again? by (void*)cheerio · · Score: 1

    Huh! Looks like we'll have a good version of Gibson's cyberspace in no time.

  48. For god's sakes... by ChrTssu · · Score: 1

    DON'T TRY TO PULL THE PLUG!

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  49. Mods up ! by bmsleight · · Score: 1

    No I don't agree with most of the above post. But WTF was this mod'ed down.

    On the other hand, encouraging talking can be good.

  50. I'm bored by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

    So what does it do when you're not interacting with it. Does it crayon on the walls ? pull the hair of other AI kids ? Or does it just play alone alongside the other machines ? A four year old should be interacting with its peers by now.

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  51. Parent is underrated. by an.echte.trilingue · · Score: 1

    I would give my left nut for a mod point right now. That has to be one of the most interesting links I have seen on /. this month. I just bought the book on amazon.

    Seriously, mods, click the link.

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  52. Tsh pshaw by Trogre · · Score: 1

    I coded one up years ago:

    10 INPUT dummy$
    20 PRINT "Why?"
    30 GOTO 10

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  53. > Researchers envision futuristic applications like those seen in Star Trek's holodeck.

    Yeah, I can see it now :(

    "So, Jimmy. Do you like gladiator movies?"

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  54. I really don't want to imagine... by patio11 · · Score: 1

    A cluster of wolves around a 4 year odl in Second Life.