User: Rip Dick

Re:Laws and stuff

On: Piracy Case Could Change Canadian Web Landscape

At first I read it as "fap at home" ...too much 4chan

Re:Laws and stuff

On: Piracy Case Could Change Canadian Web Landscape

Sounds reminiscent of the war on drugs...

Re:Video

On: Battlestar Galactica Hosted At the UN

If this doesn't make you smile...nothing will.

I submit this.

Re:119V-0080

On: Did Bat Hitch a Ride To Space On Discovery?

Awesome! I'm gonna make it a little bit better.

Are you?

Re:Ze goggles! Zey do nothing!

On: Microsoft Shoots Own Foot In Iceland

Real acid?

Re:I wonder

On: Fermilab Not Dead Yet, Discovers Rare Single Top Quark

WOOSH!!!

Re:Criminalise?

On: The CDA Is Dead, But States Are Trying To Revive It

Too bad all the apple fanboi's kissing his ass caused it to erode... now he only has a semicolon.

Re:ICARUS

On: NASA Contest To Name ISS Module

Icarus 3... and maybe they can find out what became of the first 2.

Re:Private servers

On: Xbox Live Players Targeted In Denial-of-Service Attacks

Xboxes (or is it Xboxs?)

Xboxen?

Re:$20? You cang et it for free

On: Xbox Live Players Targeted In Denial-of-Service Attacks

An ingenious evil plan, I admit. But, your one flaw was assuming people will actually RTFA...

Xbox tools is right...

On: Xbox Live Players Targeted In Denial-of-Service Attacks

...that's all I ever find on Xbox Live.

simpsons...

On: Sarcasm Useful For Detecting Dementia

"A sarcasm detector... that's a REAL useful invention." [BOOM]

Re:i look forward

On: After 4 Years, HydrogenAudio Opens New 128kbps Listening Test

Sorry, but that's hilarious...

One word...

On: What Programming Languages Should You Learn Next?

Brainfuck

Damn

On: Jingle Bells Played With Graphics Card, Santa Wonders Why

If this guy ever did manage to get laid, making this video must have made him a virgin all over again.

So...

On: Email In the 18th Century

Was the Optical Telegraph networked described by the clueless politicians of the time as a "series of flags"?