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  1. Next up.... on Facebook A Black Hole For Personal Info · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ... Myspace. A sewage for todays lost emo youth

  2. Re:Oblig. Quote: on ISP Block on Pirate Bay Not Having Desired Effect · · Score: 1, Funny

    YAAARRR Our booty still be safe from the pillagin' of them bandwith withholdin' scallywags!

  3. Re:Of Course... on Internet "Creates Pedophiles" According to "Expert" · · Score: 0

    Aside from protocols, we also have ISP (Investigations Suckering Pedophiles). You can see these on your regularly schedule TV programming.

  4. Re:I think what scares me... on DARPA Advances AI Program For Air Traffic Control · · Score: 0

    Politicians are fake intelligence ... which just goes to show that we need a real definition of artificial intelligence, as opposed to artificial sub-morons. George W is considered Fake Intelligence? Nooooooooo. That's absurd!
  5. It's only a matter of time... on DARPA Advances AI Program For Air Traffic Control · · Score: 0

    Before hackers or MIT students create a program to fly those jets via a web site, due to a hack into thier network. I will admit though, it'd be fun to pay for a trip to NY and remotely fly yourself and the other passengers to Hawaii. But on another thought, talking about Judgement Day, instead of terminators, are we now looking at being swarmed to death by Boeing 747's, other military jets, and children's remote controlled airplanes???

  6. And we're supposed to be surprised because? on SP1 Unsuccessful in Preventing Vista Hacks · · Score: 0

    SP1 Unsuccessful in Preventing Vista Hacks Ya know, call me tacky, but this is quite appropriate.

    http://tinyurl.com/2mzmah

    Next up, ZDNet Reports "Windows Vista Unable To Prevent Blue Screen Of Death"
  7. I see a correlation here on Encryption Could Make You More Vulnerable · · Score: 0

    This makes a lot of sense. The more Protection, the more trouble we run into. Take the Homeland Security Advisory System. I mean I can only deal with my wife's implants being "too many ounces for carry on" so many times.

  8. Monkey See, Monkey Do on ISP Block on Pirate Bay Not Having Desired Effect · · Score: 0

    TechDirt is reporting that the recent block placed on The Pirate Bay torrent site is not only relatively ineffective, but actually driving more traffic to the site because of the attention. Apparently they didn't even see the trailer for Untracable, a movie where the news media does a report about a serial killer with a website where the more people that log on, the faster the guy dies. Then, low an behold, right after the news report airs, the guy dies in 4 minutes. Is it really hard to fathom the "Don't push the red button" theory? Hell, I'm off to download some of the new Future Weapons episodes off of ThePirateBay right now. Count me in as a statistic.
  9. Re:Jetpacks are just a bad idea on The Truth About New Jet Pack Hype · · Score: 0

    hahaha Win. You sir are awarded 15 internets

  10. And we thought money matters... on P2P Fans Pound Comcast In FCC Comments · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    This would be like Shell creating a special gasoline that only lets us travel below 70 MPH. I bought it, let me use it how I want to -.-

    Seriously though, this is hindering my BangBros.com video downloads off of ThePirateBay.org. Instead of waiting an hour, I now have to spend 3 hours sitting there half naked with my #$%@ in my hands. 1 hour is cutting it close enough, but 3?!?! Dammit, my wife is liable to catch me in that time span. "Make me a sandwich" works only so many times as a distraction >.

  11. Re:Adam Smith sez... on The True Cost of SMS Messages · · Score: 1

    MA is the same way. Except we're more assholish. We signal left when we're really going right. Think of it as sort of a misdirection tactic.

  12. Re:Adam Smith sez... on The True Cost of SMS Messages · · Score: 3, Funny

    My friend texts while driving all the time. I'm just waiting til the day I get a half finished message. Then I'm just gonna respond "Serves you right, dumbass"

  13. Deal or No Deal on Music Labels say No Deal with Qtrax · · Score: 4, Funny

    In a recent interview, Sony Spokesperson, Tom Luciano, had this to say: "We're not in any agreement or approval of Qtrax. Mainly because we have a similar product that we're already releasing to the public, aptly titled Rootkit."

  14. Re:Oota Goota, Troll Tracker? on Lawyer Puts $10k Bounty on Blogger's Identity · · Score: 1

    I'll through in some guacamole dip if you can get his cell phone number.
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  15. Re:I can see it now... on New 4100 Lumen Flashlight Can Set Things On Fire · · Score: 1

    Ugh ignore this one. Stupid network said it blocked it the first time so I didn't think it posted. I re-wrote another a few posts below this which is better anyways. Just rate that one. Sorry >. Remember kiddies, posting at work is full of fail

  16. I can see it now... on New 4100 Lumen Flashlight Can Set Things On Fire · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are you a Peeping Tom? Does the person you're "watching" often tease you through your binoculars because she won't remove that silly bra? Well get teased no more! New from Wicked Lasers, it's The Torch!!! Now, just point The Torch at your obsession, press the button, and burn away those pesky garments in seconds!!! Do yourself a favor and see what you've really wanted to see! Buy The Torch!!! 30 easy payments of $10 per week. Act now!

  17. NASA scientists are pumped because now they can just use a large ground pounding machine to effectively stop the birth of a smaller, more annoying baby Earth.

  18. I can see it now... on New 4100 Lumen Flashlight Can Set Things On Fire · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are you a peeping tom? Ever get teased through those binoculars because she just won't take the rest of her clothing off? Well be teased no longer with The Torch! Burn away those pesky garmets within seconds so you can see exactly what you're spying for!

  19. And So It Begins... on FBI to Put Criminals Up in Lights · · Score: 1

    Now taking bets for if these billboards come complete with Grand Theft Auto 5 banners on the bottom