Coincidently, that whole wall of text you wrote was in fact the decoded version of the voynich manuscript.
Refernce Sites:
1) Wikipedia.com
2) Slashdot.org
3) IllWillPress.com
At least we can look on the bright side. Because it's black, PC was telling the truth in that Mac commercial when he said "It's not gonna have any of the problems Vista had, Trust me.". Cheeky bastards.
Authorities released a second statement saying "We're sorry for all the trouble we might have caused Tom Cruise. This was all a simple misunderstanding of the terms "Slave" and "Cult".......All your base are belong to us."
... Scientists have engineered a bacteria able to glow when a land mine is detected. There's a lot of buzz at the facility about this breakthrough. Trucks have been seen bringing lots of stereo equipment, strobe lights, exstacy, and international techno dj, Tiesto.
In other news, still no solution for aids, the recession, or galactic travel.
I hope that as the bacteria glows, it arranges itself into numbers indicating how many mines are nearby. It should making identifying the mined locations a simple matter of elimination.
Terrific idea! I'll get working on little "goo flags" we can use to mark the locations of "suspected" mines.
furthermore... I love that Microsoft is now doing what it does best by targeting a younger audience. Setting them up for a lifetime of disappointment... at least til they start using linux.
only because a good percentage of the female population would just stand there, staring at the screen in limbo trying to decide if they should get off the phone or not. God forbid if they were at the register and got a text message...
MS Research does a lot of good research, and this is no exception. Stuff like this allows us (humanity) to explore what makes something musical, why we enjoy musing, and so on.
So does Acid DJ, Dance/HipHop/R&B/Techno Ejay, Music Maker Generation (random number here), Fruity Loops, Etc. All without the caddy 1970's Jimmy Buffet sounding beats.
Oh sure. They can properly store your email and IP Address in an audio file, but yet every time I press "See What Other Bands Match Your Criteria" while listening to Metallica, I still get Ace of Base and Yanni as suggestions
Well it's good to know that bright colors and flashing lights mixed with objectives would finally cure ADHD. I was beginning to think that proper replies on slashdot would benefit us in a way where we
Local pranksters have stolen a similar billboard that was set up for similar testing inside a mall and conveniently placed it directly across from the railway station's new "spy board", resulting in what is now being dubbed "the world's longest staring competition".
Or they could have it change to some strange/odd image that'll freak the viewer out. They'll turn to the nearest person to be like "OMG! DO YOU SEE THAT!" and the sign will have quickly changed back to the previous ad, leaving the other train goers to think that one person is crazy.
... I will create a Moquito that can see farts! Thus ending the age old question of "Who dealt it?"
Not if she lists it as Fuckyoufacebookers, Neverfindmeville
The title of this makes me feel like I should be a yellow circle and running from ghosts...
Hahaha you sir are a genius. With that said, I'm going downstairs to make a glass and obey our new cryptic overlord
Coincidently, that whole wall of text you wrote was in fact the decoded version of the voynich manuscript. Refernce Sites: 1) Wikipedia.com 2) Slashdot.org 3) IllWillPress.com
At least we can look on the bright side. Because it's black, PC was telling the truth in that Mac commercial when he said "It's not gonna have any of the problems Vista had, Trust me.". Cheeky bastards.
Authorities released a second statement saying "We're sorry for all the trouble we might have caused Tom Cruise. This was all a simple misunderstanding of the terms "Slave" and "Cult". ......All your base are belong to us."
Sooooo our shuttles AREN'T going to have "Made in China" on the bottom?
... Scientists have engineered a bacteria able to glow when a land mine is detected. There's a lot of buzz at the facility about this breakthrough. Trucks have been seen bringing lots of stereo equipment, strobe lights, exstacy, and international techno dj, Tiesto. In other news, still no solution for aids, the recession, or galactic travel.
I hope that as the bacteria glows, it arranges itself into numbers indicating how many mines are nearby. It should making identifying the mined locations a simple matter of elimination.
Terrific idea! I'll get working on little "goo flags" we can use to mark the locations of "suspected" mines.
2012 isn't going to end the world and wipeout man-kind. If it did, our robotic overlords would have no one to control, and that's just silly.
Dammit all. There's goes my hopes and dreams for Mario Jerk-off Party, Dyke Tyson's Tits Out, and Wii Fist :(
furthermore... I love that Microsoft is now doing what it does best by targeting a younger audience. Setting them up for a lifetime of disappointment... at least til they start using linux.
It stars a 4-year-old cutie
... since when did Michael Jackson start posting topics here?
only because a good percentage of the female population would just stand there, staring at the screen in limbo trying to decide if they should get off the phone or not. God forbid if they were at the register and got a text message...
MS Research does a lot of good research, and this is no exception. Stuff like this allows us (humanity) to explore what makes something musical, why we enjoy musing, and so on.
So does Acid DJ, Dance/HipHop/R&B/Techno Ejay, Music Maker Generation (random number here), Fruity Loops, Etc. All without the caddy 1970's Jimmy Buffet sounding beats.
OK. So who keeps electing this genius?
Same idiots that elected Bush twice?
Oh sure. They can properly store your email and IP Address in an audio file, but yet every time I press "See What Other Bands Match Your Criteria" while listening to Metallica, I still get Ace of Base and Yanni as suggestions
>=(
Well it's good to know that bright colors and flashing lights mixed with objectives would finally cure ADHD. I was beginning to think that proper replies on slashdot would benefit us in a way where we
ooooo blinky LEDs....
This is slashdot, and you don't WANT to let 2 women be able to reproduce?
Yes. Cause watching 2 women meddle around with a dna sample and a petri dish is SUCH a turn on.... Now if you'll excuse me, I have to rid this tent.
And for a fatal blow to end the torture, choose either The Mother In Law, or the PMSing, Nagging Wife
Local pranksters have stolen a similar billboard that was set up for similar testing inside a mall and conveniently placed it directly across from the railway station's new "spy board", resulting in what is now being dubbed "the world's longest staring competition".
Or they could have it change to some strange/odd image that'll freak the viewer out. They'll turn to the nearest person to be like "OMG! DO YOU SEE THAT!" and the sign will have quickly changed back to the previous ad, leaving the other train goers to think that one person is crazy.
Well we use Firefox, ya hear? And you're gonna start usin' it too, or Vinnie here's gonna make you sleep with the fishes, see
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