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  1. Bzzzt on $400 Free From Microsoft for Californians · · Score: 0

    20 billion is what they have in cash. More than that, and they have to start selling the farm.

  2. Last Post! on Java Success Stories · · Score: 0

    Java *successes* eh?

    What about all those Java failures that no one ever talks about. The charred, smoking wreckage. The orphans.

    Wake up people, there's a side of Java that the industrio-trilateral commission regulated media doesn't tell you about.

    Viva la revolucion!

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  3. Re:eye am n eleet physisust on 50 Year Old Quantum Physics Problem Solved · · Score: 0

    I have to give it props: you've got tight skills. Keep up the good work, my man.

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  4. Last Post! on USPTO Takes Second Look at Y2K Windowing Patent · · Score: 0

    "Windowing" never deserved a patent in the first place. It is an instantly obvious technique that has surely been used thousands of times by programmers who were too intelligent to think that it merited a name and a patent.

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  5. Last Post! on Thawte Bought by Verisign · · Score: 0

    This is great. It's nice to know that running some key generators is worth $575 million. That makes me feel swell, since I made less than a thousandth of that this year.

    Of course, I was only doing silly computational physics. Nothing as meritorious as running a key generator.


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  6. Last Post! on Upside on CoSource's Leap of Faith · · Score: 0

    Just what open source needs. Filthy money infiltrating a noble process that was once done for the sheer joy of creation.

    It looks like greed is winning out. The Open Source movement is beginning to crumble.

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  7. Real Last Post! on Oz Government to Become "Biggest Hacker in Town" · · Score: 0

    Weak impostor. Owned with this last post!

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  8. Last Post! on No EToy for Christmas · · Score: 1


    uhm yu you jshoall
    all use LYNX and text mofed GOPHer shitg fuq the bweb it is lame . this is relaly on topic uyou just dont know it.

    LET GO, IF JUST FOR ONE DAYYYYYY,M I CAN FLY SO HIGH. YOU ARE OWNED. LAST POST!


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  9. die la,mer last post!!! on Novell CEO Attacked by Cookie Monster · · Score: 1

    EZ NOVEL OWNS JOO. novel is novel, which means ita new thingy.. you probablu difdnt even knwo that simple yawn.

    last post

    LAST POST
    !@!

    YOU CAN'T BeAT MORE FOR LAT POST YOU IW OWNED YO(U AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  10. Lst post!!! on Interview: Debian Project Leader Tells All · · Score: 0

    Think about it, is it DEBIAN or LESBIAN? Kinda makes you wonder about amazgon Linuz dirbibutions, doens't it?

    YOU GOTS SHORT MONEY, BOIIIII!

    Thius ez ownage last post brought to you by shots of Bsacardi 151 proof rum. ez.

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  11. last post!!!! on The Corporate Lame Name Game · · Score: 1

    CORPORATION names ar ecool. i'm going to name mine ""Dildox". We will make mad dildos with supa-leet stumiulation attachmentz and phat vibrational modes you are owned simple. yawn.ez

    SUPER IORER TALENTTZ. SIMPLE.

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  12. lAST pOST! on Guide to Slashdot · · Score: 1

    They are behind the times. Last Posting is the wave oif the future.!!Y


    ez last post

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  13. Last Post! on Stopping the FUD · · Score: 0

    IS IT *FUD* WE SHOULD FEAR, OR THE *FEDS*?

    THINK ABOUT IT, FEAR THE BEDS!

    PS LAST PIST?
    EZ LOLK WONED YAWIZANWN

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  14. Last Post! on Stevie Wonder to Implant Eye Chip? · · Score: 0

    Stevie wondre is my favorit, he has mad brotha beatsz. He is supa leet and i want to be like hium and when i am sober;

    pee sess. ? last post!

    ez
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  15. Last Post! on Netscape Communicator 5.0 Delayed · · Score: 0

    Well, I may not know much about this stuff, but here's my Log(2.7732) + Exp(Pi/2*Sqrt(-1))^2 cents.

    Hmm. It's amazing what people are doing these days. Good stuff.

    P.S. Last Post?

    P.P.S 151 and Jaegermeister rule!

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  16. Last Post! on XFree86 joins X.Org as Honorary Member · · Score: 0

    This is scary. XFree86 is a buggy heap of slow rubbish only suitable for toy operating systems.

    Allowing its developers to participate in the real X committee is a foolish move, as XFree's mediocrity will soon permeate all of X.

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  17. Last Post! on Cyberterrorism Article in Jane's is Available · · Score: 1

    I've never seen a more error-ridden, paranoic piece of sensationalist trash.

    The exploits of the true hacking elite are obviously unknown to you slashdotters and the media. It's the fourth-rate dilletantes like Mitnick that you peons read about. Think about it.

    Well, time to examine your credit and medical histories. If I'm in an evil mood, I'll make your toaster explode.

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  18. Last Post! on Apple Ending Engineering Credits in Products · · Score: 1

    This is yet another plot to suppress engineers. Or, should I say, "knowledge workers." Paying them peanuts is not enough. Now, the mental-inferiority-complex-suffering managers have taken away even these benign HIDDEN credits.

    Engineers revolt. Remember, you're smarter than The Man.

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  19. Last Post! on $7.5m for Domain Name · · Score: 1

    Mr. X, our "entrepreneur," did take a risk in purchasing the domain. His risk happened to pay off a huge return. Still, X did not produce anything of value in order to make that money. Therefore, I would be hesitant to call him an entrepreneur, as that word carries connotations of personal merit and achievement. "Lucky gambler" would be a more accurate label.

    While I despise the domain name brokering/squatting industry, it's difficult to think of a just system for distributing and trading domains. Ideally, domains would go, for a small fee, to the organization most deserving of them. The matter of deciding who most deserves a domain name would be, of course, nearly impossible.

    Still, there must be a better system than the current one. The fact that someone can make $7.5M doing essentially nothing devalues the money of those who worked hard to earn it.

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  20. Last Post! on Americans and the 21st Century · · Score: 1

    "But technology is, in fact, an idea whose time has come."

    Though this Katz piece was not as bad as his usual drivel, quotations like this make me shudder.

    Remember that 80% of polls show that 80% of people are always optimistic about what the future will hold. It's human nature.

    On the other hand, this news is good for investors. Since the stock market's health is mainly based on perceptions of its future health, technology stocks should continue to be strong for quite some time.

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  21. Last Post! on Under The Radar · · Score: 1

    This book is a joke. However, the bigger joke is on those of you who contribute to open source projects.

    Bob Young and his unimpressive script-writer friends at redhat are becoming centimillionaires off of your work. They do not write the software; they write installation scripts and burn CDs. You are, to put it succinctly, being shafted.

    Your open source gift to the world is being exploited to make others undeserved money. If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention.

    Don't be placated by the peanuts redhat tosses the open source community. In proper perspective, think of yourself as a beggar accepting pocket change from someone driving a porsche.

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  22. Last Post! on Latest Netcraft survey shows Apache increase · · Score: 1

    Apache is a decent web server, though not as good as many commercial offerings. On the other hand, it's free and can saturate most network connections on reasonable hardware.

    I suppose this validates the open-source model. Or perhaps it makes a case for the hundred-monkeys-on-a-hundred-typewriters model.

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  23. Last Post! on The 21" Frankenstein iMac · · Score: 1

    Anything less than 17 inches is criminal.

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  24. Last Post! on Altavista to Go For the IPO · · Score: 1

    Though I generally despise the Internet's do-jack-and-get-rich IPO situation, Altavista is a quality service and my exclusive search engine until google came along. For actually doing something of merit, Altavista should be rewarded. Of course, the computer industry has a long history of punishing quality and rewarding mediocrity.

    Good luck Altavista. I hope that Andover, on the other hand, tanks.

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  25. Last Post! on A 140GB CD-ROM? · · Score: 0

    Layering an existing storage medium is hardly noteworthy. Until it's on your desk, who cares?

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