Guide to Slashdot
calibanDNS pointed us to unOfficial H4X0r'$ Guide to Slashdot. This is one of the funniest bits I've read in recent memory. It's nice to get a good belly laugh on a friday afternoon, and this one will provide it.
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three in one week! muhahahahahhahahahha
"I will take the Ring," he said, "though I do not know the way."
Could someone post that page, or put it up at a mirror, I can't get to it because of firewall
Not my demographic-- been a long time since I was 14. H4Xor's.. whatever. Get a l1f3.
Life is tough. If only I had a gimmick like the statue or the grits guys, I could be a true h4ck3r...
Now that's scary.
Powers&8^]
Powers&8^]
(as i'm sure many of us are thinking) people'd get the point and actually give up that kind of stuff. geez!
In the Flamebait section, they could have added "be the Devil's Advocate," "bring taboo subjects into play," and.. this could have been a whole other enumerated item in itself: "Post as much and as often as possible to every article that you have time to do." The more Anonymous Cowards in this world, the better!
Insert mind here.
EFNET #RIT BISHES WILL H4X0R 0FF Y0UR CLITSAQS YOU NUGGETZ. W3 AR3 THE SCR1PT K1DD1EZ FOR DA NEW MILLENIUM! WERD UP SIGMA, SPUDNUTS, KRON, TARMAC, ABBSTRACT, APHEX, APROPOS, CISCO, DKL, DREADNUT, ADAMF, KA0S, GRANK, POSITIVE, VEGAN AND GODLIKE.
the authors of this article are obviously microsoft sympathizers trying to get us to screw up slashdot for the powers of freeBSD!!!!!!
oops forgot to hit post anonymously
Need a Catering Connection
Fur57 Po57 $ucKa$
... besides, the article says to post that. Oh, wait - I'm using correct grammar - DAMN! There goes that Karma marketing magnet.
Couldn't resist
Well, not really, but nobody else has claimed it yet... I could parse most of the silly words, but 1337 got past me. (My fault for being over 30, I guess.) What is it?
<BR>
tags to make your
document seem really long (and therefore important)
-- rot13 my email address for the real thing
Odds of being killed by lightning and winning the lottery in the same day: 1 in 2^55
not much more to say than that...
Had a good chuckle, thanks guys!
some karma... and kinda lukewarm about it.
Testing, testing...
You know what scares me?
I'm finding it easier and easier to read 1337-5p33k. I need a long holiday somewhere where there aren't any computers.
*shudder*
"but all the 1337357 know that all the REAL moderation is done within the first 5 minutes or so."
Compare this to http://slashdot.org/moderation.shtml:
Post early:
If an article has over a certain number of posts on it already yours is less likely to be moderated. This is, less likely both statistically (there are more to choose from) and due to positioning (as a moderator I have to actually find your post waaay at the end of a long list.)
Sometimes the truth is best told in jest.....
(And no I am *not* advocating the stuff they say on that page....lol I read all the way to the bottom and my soul will NOT go to AOL!!)
--- Grow a pair, liberals... stop letting the Republicans bully you!
Step 1: Hack Microsoft
-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK----- Version: 3.1 GCS/M/Sd?s-:a---->?c++UL+++P++++L++++ E+++W+++N+K-w---M-PSY+t+5?XtvbDI++
Free Kevin!
... uh, nevermind. I can't keep this up.
Micro$oft 5ux5!
Use FreeBSD!
Go Red Socks!
Your wrong completely!! You microsoft-person-bsd-lu5er you Go boil you bottom
Where is the tutorial/HOWTO for reading all numletters?
I must not be a 1337 anything because I can't even read it Well, maybe I am. You can be something without knowing how to read it. Take 'illiterate' as an obvious example (unless you are illiterate, then I don't know what to tell you and you wouldn't know what I told you anyway).
Back to the point -- I have been able to figure out what almost everything else means, but I think it's the 1 and the 7 that are throwing me off.
I need some translations please!!!
I can't read 31337 either for obvious reasons.
I was able to figure out what 5p34k was just fine.
PEACE
I liked that trick best...
--Birds take off at sunrise. On the opposite side of the world, they are landing
at sunset. This causes the earth to spin on its axis.
Looks like if you put a fake score in your subject, it deletes the header on the comment... Hmm...
No Katz flames ...
Did it work?? Finally, I have a guide getting my posts moderated up. It's amazing that it has taken so long for such a useful FAQ to be created on the internet.
so is this what they mean? this is good, right?
Hmm, does it work if you mispell it tho?
Really screwy...
Perhaps it's just deleting the (Score: 2) thing to keep people from mucking it about..
---
- Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Too bad they don't talk about Natalie Portman posts. Man that's an 1337 way to get flambaited!
Well, this at least exposed a bug on /.
/. makes it go away entirely, thus leaving nothing to click on in the list. A tad annoying I'd say.
The subject of this message was supposed to be "(Score: -80,000)" without the quotes. But as you can see
Obviously it's looking for a (Score: xxx) type of thing at the end of the Subject line, but if there's nothing in front of that, it just leaves an empty subject.
Still, very funny.
---
- Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
For obvious light hearted trollbait stories like this, which I am not against at all, can you disable moderation, or not count moderation in these areas against posters? One wouldn't want to lose their karma points because they let their hair down here and their remark came across as flamebait instead of funny.
I'd just flag this kind of article as "un moderateable" so while people can moderate here, it won't count in general because of the nature of the story....
Thanks!
--- Grow a pair, liberals... stop letting the Republicans bully you!
H4X F1R3W411Z
Moderators know to smile a little, just as they do when moderating one of those goofy polls...
JD
Blah
------ ----- ---- --- -------
:(, oh well, this was supposed to be a REAL BIG FIRST POST, screw it, it's still Friday)
| | | \ / \ |
| | | / \ |
|-- | ---- --- |
| | | \ \ |
| | | \ / |
| ----- - \ \--- -
---- --- --- ------- !!!
| \ / \ / \ | !!!
| / | | \ | !!!
|--- | | --- | !!!
| | | \ | !
| \ / / |
| --- \--- | O
(man I love Fridays!!,)
(doh, I guess slash doesn't like all my spaces
+&x
3 = E
4 = A
5 = S
6 = G
7 = T
8 = B
/ |_| = U
|) = D
Any others I am missing?
The K may not have looked right with HTML tags..
Sosumi. just kidding. DONT!
Look at me, 56343 P057
Always mention how cool the subject would be on a Beowulf Cluster.
All posts should include: Hemos can't spell for shit!
Uh-oh, now you've done it, you explained it to the masses.
Now 1337-5p34k is going to feel the slashdot affect. Too many people can read it, so time to accelerate the word morphing process. And there's nothing more dangerous (?) than having the entire h4X0r community irritated at you for explaining their language.
yiHa! F1RS7 P0S7 BoNaNZa ! i'M THe aNnhmos CWRaD aLWys F1RsT! WiND0wz R0015! THe GPL SuXX !! N0T To F0rGeT ThAt WannNNabeeHaXorish OS L|NuX!
Oh! And did you KnOW CmDRTaC0 ReaLLy iS a FbSD loVeR?? ! FLaMe HiM!!
{Score: 5} Insightful
Testing, 1, 2, 3...
You're obviously not doing it right. :)
---
pb Reply or e-mail rather than vaguely moderate.
pb Reply or e-mail; don't vaguely moderate.
Did anyone catch the copyright notice at the bottom of the page?
:)
Copyright 1994-1999 Issue9mm
Damn, he's been working on that a long time!
kids with keyboards who need to be spanked.
What good would spanking a keyboard do?
(Yah, yah, I know, I'm tired...)
dragonhawk@iname.microsoft.com
I do not like Microsoft. Remove them from my email address.
(Score; 6, Interesting)
NO CARRIER
THE FIRST POST MASTAH STRIKES AGAIN!
I'm Th3 b4Ad357 m07h3r FscK3r 0n th3 fScKiNg pl4ne7.
I g07 a st34ming h07 b0w1 0f gRiTz d0wN mY p4N7z, 4Nd 4 n4KeD N4741i3 P0r7m4N In My FsCkInG B4S3M3N7.
Ph34r My KrAd 31337 h4x0r sKilLz, B33333333347Ch3z!
Hrm, this in and of itself looks like a bug. Oh well. Just a way to have a little null subject fun!
AC
SAYS
CAN
ALSO
DO
THIS
AC is tired on writing
in all caps. He will just use
LF's in Plain Old Text.
AC wants to buy Andover stock!
It appears that my humble little site is already slashdotted. If anyone else wants to view the site, I've got a mirror of that document here.
P.S. Thanks to all the people who have posted possible additions to the article. I promise to review them and include (with your permission and credit of course) them in an updated version. Thanks.
1 0wn3d j00!!!! j00 g0wt k0q r0t!!!!
j00 *
j00 *
j00 *
j00 *
Eat me!
Fur57 Po57 $ucKa$
I fuck your mom nightly.
Love,
Dad
So it keeps chopping em, eh?
.sig: Now legally binding!
Gee, who would have thought that posting a story like this here would have caused so many people to kick off five bagillion "first posts" and "Score 3, Insightful" posts... :)
I guess everyone's gotta be a comedian.
If you can't get the first post (there's lots of 1337 competition y'know), or come in a little too late, another way to get fairly visible to threaded viewers, is to reply, as offtopic as necessary, to the highest scoring post. Yes, there's a chance that that post could be moderated back down, or another be moderated above it, but all the 1337357 know that all the REAL moderation is done within the first 5 minutes or so.
I wish that this were not so true. I am as guilty of it as anyone else, but the moderators do not usually wait more than half an hour before the topic is "dead". If you don't read the article, make a brilliant post and generally get to the top of the view at the start, you get no karma. Even if a moderator does check the thing "later in the day", (s)he rarely seems to note anything below the top 20-30 articles, so your only prayer of really accumulating karma is to be an obsessive reloader who has on-topic, insightful and witty posts prepared for every possible article on the net.
I don't like it because I have a job that I try to do too...
Oh... Wait... Obsessive reloaders aren't supposed to be moderators...
B. Elgin
B. Elgin
"Read at your own risk; feel free to ignore."
How pathetic. Give me the IP and I'll make it loose as a goose.
bsd andd linux are 0wnd by MS$, i the the one TRUE AC P.S. flamer me not. I AMD w0e7hy
That the IP. Do your worst (bitch).
I just have to test this, even if it will add those nasty karma points ... ;-)
YS
"Arrr! The laws of science be a harsh mistress." -- Bender
Well, it is nice to see that someone fixed that little bug, and quickly!
:-)
YS
"Arrr! The laws of science be a harsh mistress." -- Bender
Smack down those marginally worthy posts by replying anonymously with any variety of "Moderate this up" encouraging retallation against this suspect karma-pander.
Even though the second principal is no karma, some mention of "I know I'll be moderated down for this" disclaimers and qualifiers would be worthwhile.
h00's 7H3 B4DD357 0F 7H3M 411?
Woo-Hoo! First post, dud3z!
FreeBSD Rules!
Micro$oft Ru13z!
Interested in the Colorado Lottery or Powerball games?
check out http://colotto.com
I h473 h4X0r $P34X.
dammit! now 40L owns my soul
< br? they7nbspforgot to mention broken >HTML?
crap! i forgtogh to poest anonamyuously.
I was testing to see if the Score trick would work if you had a subject.
B. Elgin
B. Elgin
"Read at your own risk; feel free to ignore."
well, it's better than that guy who constantly puts ... as his subject...
Pope
It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
Heh, the {Score: 3, Interesting} was cut off after the {. So I am doing one more test to see if it allows "[Score: }", or if we can reliably say that the string "Score: " causes everything after to be cut off.
B. Elgin
B. Elgin
"Read at your own risk; feel free to ignore."
you can also put only an html tag in the subject, and it will be deleted, leaving a null subject
-DAVEO
I imagine that this was probably done intentionally as a crafty joke, of course. This begs the quesiton of whether there aren't other subtle, self-referential digs lurking in there for the discerning eye to pull out?
What about "The page has been slashdotted!"
As if we hadn't just found that out...
Oh yeah, and just replying to the real first post so everyone'll read your comment *coughs*.
So moderate this up, that future slashdotters will *really* know what not to do:
My previous post was in reply to the poor anonymous coward down there who posted a request for the article to be mirrored because he couldn't get to it through a firewall.
A reasonable request, for which he was moderated to (-1, Offtopic).
_______________________________________________
MODERATE THIS UP!
I *hate* the frickin' "Offtopic" fiends on slashdot! If you can't get to the link for the *story*, I'd say that's pretty ON TOPIC.
Read the frickin' moderator's guide again, or have your rights for it revoked permanently.
It says: "It's better to moderate *UP* the good comments, and reserve judgement on the other ones, except for the really bad grits-pouring, statue making, obviously offtopic, first-post-claiming, natalie portman is my bitch wishing, 31337 d00d posing, clueless posts, which deserve to be moderated down to -837,425."
Paraphrasing, of course. :)
Or did you read the story and think that it WAS the Moderator's guide? Now it's all starting to make sense to me...
---
Posting anonymously out of moderator mistrust.
j0o 5uK0rz N3eD +0 13rN n0+ +o FuK w17h m3 0r iL1 iN574l1 w1Nd0Wz 0n y0uR pC f3W1
[rant] another huge problem (imho) is that some people feel they must reply to every story featured, no matter how little they know about the subject, how obvious, or redundant it is. there are so many posts that just say "haha, that was funny!" or "wow, that's interesting." i think that anyone who reads the feature and/or links can figure out for themselves whether something is funny or not. if the poster wishes to tell someone how funny or interesting the link or story is, he/she shold tell it to someone who hasn't already read it. [/rant]
Men use thought only to justify their wrong doings, and speech only to conceal their thoughts. -- Voltaire
...he passes to Gretky! He shoots! He scores!
"Nuke Gay Whales for Jesus: It's the only way to be sure."
-- Spring: Forces, coiled again!
hey! the article forgot to mention that the only people who post are fat sys admins who eat linux for breakfast and hate anyone who has done something better with their life!
po57557
dddmw32q432
few ef ew we
few ef ew we
few ef ew we
we all know you linux people just switched from
windows to show how super-k-r4d leet you are and show off all your new nukes on Irc
Huh, and I thought to be real 1337, ya had to fsck Natalie Portman in every post.
Not only that, no REAL 1337 would bother posting to slashdot. He'd use his scripts to post for him. He's much too busy looking at pr0n to be bothered.
Oh, BTW, ZEROTH POST!
{tongue in cheek} /. source and reverse engineer what's not up to date; then you'll be a TRUE hacker.
I am SO disappointed - i expected to see some REAL hacker tips - this is a bunch of script kiddie mumbo jumbo. KIDS - download the
{/tongue in cheek}
I, naked and petrified guy, would really like to complain about how you got my hopes up there. Until I got to the "just paraphrasing" part I was really hoping that I'd made it into the new moderator guidelines!
Oh well.
Maybe someday!
Anyway, why is statue-making offtopic? Turning teenage girls to stone is THE MOST IMPORTANT THING THAT THERE IS, or close to it. It's ALWAYS on topic, NO MATTER WHAT.
The Medusa Realm: http://members.xoom.com/meddie/Medusa
The Hall of Statuary:
http://www.oaktree.net/argoforg/
Perhaps Rob could make it so moderation didn't start taking place until either x minutes or x posts (whichever comes first) after an article is posted.
I think that might be a good way to ensure at least the "Insightful" articles are actually "Insightful" not just first in line with a decent idea.
--
It seems like one of those things that should be, and unlike I57 post (R4Z3, you can regain the title and it stays for a short while
Keep watching this article until the moment right before it is removed, and you will see my last post in all its glory!
-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK----- Version: 3.1 GCS/M/Sd?s-:a---->?c++UL+++P++++L++++ E+++W+++N+K-w---M-PSY+t+5?XtvbDI++
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
What's the largest site of all?
With articles and posts galore,
Seeking for the highest (Score: )
As moderators sift and sort,
Giving good posts just reward.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
What's the largest site of all?
Mirror, mirror, on the 'Net,
What's the geekiest site yet?
"Stuff that Matters," "News for Nerds,"
Aren't just empty slogan words.
Linux, Windows, BSD,
All discussed bellig'rently.
Mirror, mirror, on the 'Net,
What's the geekiest site yet?
Yet Slashdot's feared, or so it seems,
By webmasters of modest means.
For if there should appear a link
On Slashdot, then lo! Ere a blink
Of time should pass, thousands of geeks
Will click on it. And then, such creaks
Of servers grinding to a halt:
Those 404's are Slashdot's fault!
And so, oh mirror, duplicate
My page, lest it evaporate.
For Slashdot linked to it, you know,
And now my server's awfully slow.
Hope you enjoyed it.
-----
The real meaning of the GNU GPL:
The real meaning of the GNU GPL:
"The Source will be with you... Always."
Join me in my crusade to turn all the girls to stone!!!
Y'know guys, I think somehow I'm being robbed by this. I just realized that I wrote the article, and submitted it about a week ago, and didn't get anything. Now CalibanDNS submits it, and HE'S going to get a free T-Shirt. What's the world coming to?!? I would so desperately like a free T-Shirt. It's getting cold where I live, and I don't have anything to wear, since Natalie Portman ate my hot grits.
Explain yourself, sucka!!!
Explain yourself, sucka!!!
Explain yourself, sucka!!!
Explain yourself, sucka!!!
Explain yourself, sucka!!!
Explain yourself, sucka!!!
Explain yourself, sucka!!!
Explain yourself, sucka!!!
Explain yourself, sucka!!!
Explain yourself, sucka!!!
Explain yourself, sucka!!!
Explain yourself, sucka!!!
Explain yourself, sucka!!!
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Explain yourself, sucka!!!
Explain yourself, sucka!!!
Explain yourself, sucka!!!
AND IF HE HAS ANY CUTE FEMALE FRIENDS, CHILDREN, OR RELATIVES, TURN THEM TO STONE ALSO, AND LET ME TOUCH THEIR BUTTOCKS
Should be:
/. where anything goes!
Jesus Saves! But Gretzky scores on the rebound.
I'm assuming I'm not going get blasted by the mighty moderators for posting offtopic since this appears to be the only thread to ever show up on
That's what I love about them high-school girls. I get older, they stay the same age... yes they do.
--Wooderson 1976
-- jimmycarter
Y0V N33D 2 4DD 4 \/\/H013 107 0F 5747V3 57VFF 70 7H3 1157!!!! 4ND M4YB3 GR175 F0R U4R137Y!!!!!
Seriously now, I bend over backward to write in-depth, meaningful "NAKED AND PETRIFIED" articles for this site, and THIS is the thanks I get? C'mon. Include the Naked and Petrified movement in your list. We need all the help we can get!
I've had over 100 moderation points spent on my posts so far (20 on the Open Letter to ESR, 34 on my "First Post!!!", and 1 on about 50 other posts). 1 4M 50 31337!!!!
If I have moderator access, I try and read from the bottom to move new unreconginzed stuff upward - perhaps if modereators had articles sorted by score ascending instead of descending. It would make your read a little rougher, but then it would also make you more interested in using the moderator points to get back to the standard view...
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
First posts have of course overstayed their welcome, but I would be far more impressed by the more disreputable slashdotters if they went through all the archives and added last posts to already closed discussion threads. That would at least take some energy.
Y0V F0RG07 N4K3D 4ND P37R1F1ED!!!
Y0V N33D 2 4DD 4 \/\/H013 107 0F 5747V3 57VFF 70 7H3 1157!!!! 4ND M4YB3 GR175 F0R U4R137Y!!!!!
Seriously now, I bend over backward to write in-depth, meaningful "NAKED AND PETRIFIED" articles for this site, and THIS is the thanks I get? C'mon. Include the Naked and Petrified movement in your list. We need all the help we can get!
I've had over 100 moderation points spent on my petrification posts so far (20 on the Open Letter to ESR, 34 on my "First Post!!!", and 1 on about 50 other posts). 1 4M 50 31337!!!!
d00d, pu7 m3 0n th3 1157!!!!
Hall of Statuary: http://www.oaktree.net/argoforg
Medusa Realm: http://members.xoom.com/meddie/Medusa
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next time try the always-useful (No Break SPace) thing. /. allows that fine. /. does not allow, along with <code>.
I tried using <pre> but that is apparently just one of the many useful tags
For some odd reason whenever you try to post something on slashdot with &-based symbols, when you preview it converts all the &-based symbols in the html form you're typing into into their symbol equivilents. I keep having to copy and paste. Maybe this is just a bug in MSIE4/macintosh.
I wish they'd allow a few more HTML tags.
Irritable, left-wing and possibly humorous bumper stickers and t-shirts
tR0lLiN'
BL0w it OUt y3r aSs!!!!
Bl0w iT oUt yEr AsS
Ah, thank you for posting that article slashdot.
I needed a good laugh today. It even inspired me
to change my sig.
-D0n'+ h$+3 M3 b3C0u5e 1'M 4 1337 Hax0R!-
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=w ahiscool. (Hi Wah!)
/joeyo
2^5
You'll have a lot of time to laugh at Jesus when you are burning in Hell.
> You'll have a lot of time to laugh at Jesus
> when you are burning in Hell.
You mean he's there too?
C'mon you know that for every post that ever gets on /. you must consider the implications of using that thing in a Beowulf cluster.
"Jesus saves, he shoots, he scores!" and its variants hardly strike me as blasphemy. Kind of old, and perhaps a bit disrespectful, but mildly amusing.
Frankly, I think most of the "Christian" Right is more blasphemous then that silly pun.
Or am I just feeding a troll?
test
AND I DIDN FIND DAT ARTICAL FUNNYAT ALL
So... Xena or Gabrielle? (And if Gabrielle, the long dress villager pesant look, the amazon princess look with the staff, or the short hair, tatooed look with the dual knives?)
Rob, you really need to do source snapshots much more often. Preferably, starting right now. Perhaps CVS access would be the best way to go. We've talked about this for ages now; Open-Source leads to security. I didn't think Slashdot was going to get burned, but it seems someone managed it.
This is an honest suggestion, Rob. I'm not condoning what these punks did, but at least it might prove the necessity of truly Open-Sourcing Slash.
Hey, how'd you post with no subject? Makes it kinda hard to read your post, eh?
Huh. Interesting.
Or, you can just use the "Newest First" option. And don't forget to use the -1 threshold.
To anyone that's interested, I've updated the article with a lot of your additions. I want to thank the individuals that took the time to think of things that annoyed them, and presented them forth so that I could plagiarize them. Seriously, I want to say thanks to Thanks to Pabs, Layne, Lurking Weasel, and all the others that have helped to refine this document. If I've taken anything you said, and not given credit (or a link, if you're lurking weasel), drop me a line, and I'll get it taken care of... Thanks again.
What I tried a while back was wait until a topic had racked up a few hundred posts, then jump in with my own "serious" FIRST POST!!! I AM COOL!!!1 all the way back on page 3...
Another thing is to do an honest sounding FIRST POST as a reply to someone else's message. It's so obviously not a first post since I am replying to another post...
But I guess it does clutter up the message board so for me, once was enough.
$UM 0F U$ L1K3 2 G3T K4RM4, $0 \/\/3 UZ3 4 SP3C14L TR1CK 4 G3TT1N6 M0D3R4T3D UP!!!!!1
:wq
TH3 TR1CK 1Z 2 3ND Y0R P0ST W1TH "Oh well, I'll probably be moderated as Flamebait for this"
0R "Go ahead and moderate this down, I don't care."
TH3Z3 TR1CK$ W0RK, D00000DZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 U C4N B3 4 K4RM4 WH0R3!!!!!1
1"LL PR0B4BLY G3T M0D3R4T3D D0WN 4 TH15...
:WQ
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ALL HA1L B1FF, TH3 M05T 31337 D00D!!!!!1
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ALL HA1L B1FF, TH3 M05T 31337 D00D!!!!!1
:WQ
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ALL HA1L B1FF, TH3 M05T 31337 D00D!!!!!1
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|73'5 1/\/54/\/3, 1 54y! -Anonymous Coward
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"Wow, lookit this big fuckin' gun!!" -Fritz the Cat
Free Martian Whores!
Don't feel bad. I'm only 19 and I also don't understand any of this nonsense. Case in point: I downloaded a theme. The actual background in the download has a bunch of C code (perhaps an exploit of some sort?) with the rendered letters "31337" in the foreground.
This troubled me. What was the significance of this number? There must be some meaning behind this number if someone was going to take the time to render it so nicely. Unfortunately, the only interesting thing I was able to find about 31337 is that it is a prime number, not a fibonacci or a marconi or anything else. I was rather disappointed.
Later, someone told me the significance of my desktop background. That wasn't exactly the image I was trying to portray.
1 4m 50 d4mn 1337 7h47 17 huR75!
/.
freebsd
open source
gpl
gnu
N47413 P0r7M4N 7URN3d 70 570N3
J0hN k47Z 15 pHR0M 40L
1 83773R g37 84cK 70 H4>0r1ng
ph33r mY 1337n355
icq:=22921393;
You can also piggyback by responding to an earlier post, in order to be more likely to be seen by a moderator who still has moderation points.
Hmmmmmmmm.... I think I'll write a page about how to get moderated up at slashdot.....
--- Grow a pair, liberals... stop letting the Republicans bully you!
You're not the NAKED AND PETRIFIED guy, I am!!!!
My nieghbor is the grits guy!!!
the TI-89 was much better to cluster.... at 12 Mhz... they kick ASCII!!!
"If we are unwilling to be aware of the dark, we cannot see the light" -- John Cowan
An KDE it DA BOMM!!!
'Intellectual Properties' are uncontrollable in the wild. To base an economy on them is just stupid.
wow, that's interesting.
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Eye An 1337, D00D
'Intellectual Properties' are uncontrollable in the wild. To base an economy on them is just stupid.
Where's it say he gets a free shirt?
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on a Beowulf cluster?
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This article was proved false by the fact that everyone who thought it would be funny to try its tricks were moderated down.
Call me old fashioned but where the hell did this "H4X0r'$" rubbish come from?
Bother.
Moderate this up!
This would make a kewl Beowulf Cluster if all of you ass-kissing, Karma Loving, Free BSD users would stop your GPL glorifying -- you sound like Jon Katz.
Wasn't this on Slashdot alreay like 3 months ago.
Just another example of Slashdot going down the tubes, especially since Bill OK'd that shipment of Who albums to Rob from the M$ FUD office.
Now keep those damn cookies away from me and Eric S., and that Karma crap too!
Hey if any of you h4X0r gir1i3z are reading this toss me a line at me@net.god, maybe later we can hook up on IRC and you can talk to my Bot, George.
Hey, you with the post above me.... you're momma uses a Packard Bell!
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Shut up jabroni.. before the rock slaps the taste out of your mouth.
- If for some reason you missed first post, reply to the first non-down-moderated post in a totaly unrelated manner. (first reply?) You just have to make sure that your comment will be read and it makes life of all those flat-readers a missery.
- Call ass-liking karma-philes jewish gay negroes. This will certainly get the attention and it's always entirely off-topic and offensive.
DISCLAIMER - out on a limb here, ITS A JOKE!
Posting as AC for those fools that won't realize that...
H3y dudz. D0z th15 mak3 m3 hak3r l337 t00?
(ah crap, I was logged in)
My studio - www.graylands.ca
H3y dudz. D0z th15 mak3 m3 hak3r l337 t00?
(ah crap, I was logged in again)
My studio - www.graylands.ca
-Moderate This Up-
Alright,. I'm the first post!
Oh yeah, that article would have been so fuckin cool if it was served from a Beowulf cluster!
Of course, Jon Katz is so stupid, he wouldn't understand. Then again, I saw N47413 P0r7M4N using my FreeBSD machine. She was telling me about the Beowulf cluster she built. She named it "MICROSOFT SUX" because Bill Gates is the DEVIL!.
LINUX RULZ!! IT REALLY RULZ WHEN IT'S ON A Beowulf cluster!
(Ah crap, I was logged in AGAIN. I must fix that if I'm ever to become l33t)
My studio - www.graylands.ca
As stated previously 1337 is elite. Back in the bbs (bulletin board system) days, elite was a kind of "trusted" access that would allow download of pirated software.
As a sidebar, I find it interesting that many of the "elite" people I know from those days (not the script kiddies who spell things like 1337) are now heavily into the opensource movement and claim that it was about free speech not free beer all along. I dunno...
In Indiana it is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.
Now how to chop off the trailing score?
(Scöore: 6)
THE BEST CHOCOLATE CHIPS FOR REAL couldnt you just eat a whole bag
FreeBSD Rulz
and is it just me or are we ALL on FIRE?
Hi mom!
They are behind the times. Last Posting is the wave oif the future.!!Y
ez last post
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The final word; anything following is redundant.
This way the moderator would be able to shift through more posts without having to care about posts that've already been recognized as "5: Informative" or "4: Insightful".
This would also decrease the amount ofThis guide should be ported to Beowulf. It would rule.
Is this the Last Post?
Phear me BITCHES
Re:(Scre: 6)
meept!!
Phear me BITCHES.
Oops, I should probably have logged out first, let's see if I can get my karma below 0. Want to bet on it?
Every expression is true, for a given value of 'true'
No offense ... but that was my favorite thing
of the whole article. "Karma whore" just slays
me!
Good job on spotting what looks like a bug.
You're 1337!
The following examples are all correctly inflected. Once you understand why, it all becomes easy.
- It's really a question of whom you're trying to make happy.
- It's really a question of who is happy.
- It's really a question of whom you've seen.
- It's really a question of who wants to go.
- It's really a question of who is going.
- It's really a question of who you think is going.
- It's really a question of whom you told to go.
- It's really a question of who you think I said was going.
- It's really a question of whom you think I told to go.
English is a context-sensitive language. You can't just look at these things in isolation.If you have a rational argument, and it isn't one of those topics that generate more heat than light, then posting a position different than that of most posters is informative. And, in my experience, it's also more likely than an equally-well written "me-too" variant to get some karma points.
/. discussions, seeing as how this isn't a religion site.)
I agree.. and I wrote what I wrote.. out of lack of better thought, actually, because what I was referring to is Flamebait and people who post comments on subjects that they, and we, know will merely start a comment war (i.e., when people post religious comments. I'm a Christian, and proud of it, and I'm sure that most people are proud of whatever beliefs they hold pertaining to religion, but religion is a topic that often sparks hot debate, and I figure it's a subject that's better left out of
But, thanks for the clarification.
Insert mind here.
WHERE IS A CURRENT VERSION OF THE SLASHDOT SOURCE? HYPOCRITES!!!
Test to see if they actually fixed the bug..
If this post has no subject, it's still there..
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- Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Guess it's still there..
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- Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
WFMFTRSNNGW?
Your e-mail address speaks volumes about your technical expertise.
Just put a space first.
Can't get rid of bold text tho'.