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  1. Re:Pesky constitution on US Judge Rules Defendant Can Be Forced To Decrypt Hard Drive · · Score: 1

    WHOOOSH!

    I believe he meant to imply that the Constitution is under fire from all directions, and the 21st Amendment is safe because a drunken populace is more easily subverted.

  2. Re:Sometimes it's the little things on Tales of IT Idiocy · · Score: 1

    And the other 10 percent popped open a beer.

  3. Re:Cue the lawsuits on Y Combinator Wants To Kill Hollywood · · Score: 1

    The Big Empty website makes the movie seem interesting.

    Is it up on any trackers?

  4. Re:Yes on Megaupload Shutdown: Should RapidShare and Dropbox Worry? · · Score: 1

    Should any 3rd party hosting service worry?

    What if I upload a zipped mp3 file to a shared hosting service and send the url to a friend?

    Is the 3rd party service liable?

    Are they liable if they do not search for infringing files?

    Are they liable if they actively search for infringing files and overlooked one?

  5. Re:Glad to see Microsoft taking this position on Microsoft Pushes For Gay Marriage In Washington State · · Score: 0

    inb4 "Steve Ballmer is totally gay."

  6. Re:Isn't it obvious? on What Happens To Your Files When a Cloud Service Shuts Down? · · Score: 1

    If you want it to stay "in the cloud", tack it onto the end of some good pr0n and up it to a few dozen bt trackers.

  7. Re:Idiocy on Anonymous Takes Down DOJ, RIAA, MPA and Universal Music · · Score: 1

    Based on the TSA agents I have seen, the best place to hide a bomb would be inside a green vegetable.

  8. Re:SlashPol? on The Iraq War, the Next War, and the Future of the Fat Man · · Score: 1
  9. Re:It would be a miracle on Ask Slashdot: Setting Up a Wireless Catch-and-Release · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Yeah.

    And Jesus hates Macintosh.

  10. Re:Sweet on Astronomers Estimate Milky Way May Have 100 Billion Alien Worlds · · Score: 0

    In related news, 87.94% of all statistics are fabricated as needed.

  11. Re:Found a direct link on Microsoft Readying Massive Real Time Threat Intelligence Feed · · Score: 1

    "Microsoft Readying Massive Real Time Threat Intelligence Feed"

    Meh.

    In reality MS just sends the .gov a map of Internet-connected Windows installs.

    Thin end of the wedge, and all that.

  12. Re:Why is /. repeating Iran's propaganda for them? on Video Games As Propaganda · · Score: 4, Funny

    Captain Darling: So you see, Blackadder, Field Marshall Haig is most anxious to eliminate all these German spies.

    General Melchett: Filthy Hun weasels, fighting their dirty underhand war!

    Captain Darling: And fortunately, one of our spies...

    General Melchett: Splendid fellows, brave heroes risking life and limb for Blighty!

  13. Re:... well that's one reason open source is super on Leaked Memo Says Apple Provides Backdoor To Governments · · Score: 0
  14. Re:Just keep calm... on Ask Slashdot: What's the Best Way To Deal With Roving TSA Teams? · · Score: 1

    How about a few Anti-TSA Teams?

    Coordinate a few non-descript people in medium-dark street clothing (no black, red, bright colors, or camo) keeping within eyesight of one each other and the TSA group.

    Then when the TSA group moves out of sight of the public out come the foot-long pieces of rebar wrapped in duct tape.

    Beat them down and then move on.

    Find the nearest second-hand shoppe for a quick change of clothes, and Bob's your uncle.

  15. Re:Well, they're a good indicator of intelligence on Are Brain Teasers Good Hiring Criteria? · · Score: 2

    In 5 year?

    I see myself helping bring the company to new heights, utilizing your expert guidance.

    The synergy that already exists between you and I will help us leverage wireless methodologies in order to monetize open-source architectures so that the company can generate e-business functionalities to drive our share prices ever higher.

  16. Re:Next step... on Windows 8 To Include Built-in Reset, Refresh · · Score: 1

    And they called him "Steve Ballmer".

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGvHNNOLnCk

  17. Re:Hmmm on Ford System Will Warn, Correct Lane-Drifting Drivers · · Score: 1

    True dat.

    Here is Calhoun County, the state/county seems to think that "repaving the roads" means patching the potholes.

    The little town I live in can afford to buy the cops brand new Dodge Chargers with all the fruit, but can't seem to repave the roads more often than once every 10 years.

    Of course there is a mason lodge on every streetcorner, so what else can you expect?

  18. Re:Phones on Is Twitter Aiding and Abetting Terrorism? · · Score: 1

    So the "terr'rists" should start going with #totallyNOThamas instead of #hamas and they would be o.k.?

  19. Re:A classic example... on PR Firm Unwisely Tangles With Penny Arcade · · Score: 1

    For those who do not understand the reference:

    MÃnti PythÃn lk den HÃlie Grailen

    RÃtern nik Akten Di

    Wik

    Alsà wik

    Alsà alsà wik

    Wi nÃt trei a hÃliday in Sweden this yer?

    See the lÃveli lakes

    The wonderful telephÃne system

    And mani interesting furry animals

    The Producers would like to thank The Forestry Commission
    Doune Admissions Ltd, Keir and Cowdor Estates, Stirling
    University, and the people of Doune for their help in the
    making of this film.
    The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used
    are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters,
    or history of any person is entirely accidental and
    unintentional.
    Signed RICHARD M. NIXON

    Including the majestic mÃÃse

    A MÃÃse once bit my sister ...

    No realli! She was Karving her initials on the mÃÃse
    with the sharpened end of an interspace tÃÃthbrush given
    her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
    star of many Norwegian mÃvies: "The HÃt Hands of an Oslo
    Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge MÃlars of Horst
    Nordfink".

    We apologise for the fault in the
    subtitles. Those responsible have been
    sacked.

    Mynd you, mÃÃse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

    We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those
    responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked
    have been sacked.

    MÃÃse trained by TUTTE HERMSGERVORDENBROTBORDA

    Special MÃÃse Effects OLAF PROT
    MÃÃse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL
    MÃÃse Choreographed by HORST PROT III
    Miss Taylor's MÃÃses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
    MÃÃse trained to mix
    concrete and sign com-
    plicated insurance
    forms by JURGEN WIGG
    MÃÃses' noses wiped by BJORN IRKESTOM-SLATER WALKER

    Large mÃÃse on the left
    half side of the screen
    in the third scene from
    the end, given a thorough
    grounding in Latin,
    French and "O" Level
    Geography by BO BENN

    Suggestive poses for the
    MÃÃse suggested by VIC ROTTER
    Antler-care by LIV THATCHER

    The directors of the firm hired to
    continue the credits after the other
    people had been sacked, wish it to
    be known that they have just been
    sacked.

    The credits have been completed
    in an entirely different style at
    great expense and at the last
    minute.

  20. Re:Why BASIC? What for? on Why Can't We Put a BASIC On the Phone? · · Score: 0

    I used to wear an onion on my belt like you, until I took an arrow to the knee.

  21. Re:Queue the screams of hysteria on The Fjord-Cooled Data Center · · Score: 1

    inb4 "pining for the fjords".

  22. Re:Hallelujah on Average Web Page Approaches 1MB · · Score: 1, Funny

    If you have a personal home page, how big is it?

    My web page is frickin' HUGE!!!!1 to help compensate for my tiny penis.

    1:1 scale representation of my penis:

    8===D

  23. Re:And there's no such thing as being truly anonym on FBI Cybercrime Director Comments On Hacktivism · · Score: 1

    Bin Laden died in late 2001 of severe medical issues.

    The recent "Kill Osama" mess was smoke and mirrors.

  24. Re:Given The NSA : +5, Seditious on Moxie Marlinspike Answers Your Questions · · Score: 1

    The short answer is YES.

    The long answer is YES.

  25. Re:Wait a minute. on Researchers Create "Mighty Mouse" With Gene Tweak · · Score: 1

    Where is the video of the musculature-enhanced bull fucking a cow to death?

    Or does their junk shrink like the gym junkies?