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  1. Re:Makes Sense on Solar Panels Increase Home Value · · Score: 1

    I'm too cheap for solar panels, but want to look "green" so the yuppies will be all jealous and whatnot.

    So I am going to make fake solar panels out of plywood and Plexiglas.

    Wonder if they would look realistic enough to get some sort of tax credit?

  2. Re:The very few times... on What Kinect Could Be, But Probably Won't · · Score: 1

    Wrong.

    MS is milking the Xbox exactly the way they should.

    If they spin off an Xbox TV console, they will be diluting the Xbox brand. In marketing, brand dilution = death.

  3. blah blah blah overseas blah blah blah on Licensing Problem Silences Internet Radio Stations · · Score: 1

    I take it that the SoundExchange "jurisdiction" does not extend past U. S. borders?

    Webcasters: I can recommend several good low-end VPS providers with terabyte+ bandwidth limits that are not located in the "United States of Getting All Up In Yo Pocket".

    Or you can check out lowendbox.

  4. Re:morons on Why Does the US Cling To Imperial Measurements? · · Score: 1

    Whooooooooosh!

  5. Re:morons on Why Does the US Cling To Imperial Measurements? · · Score: 1

    We use them because we are the MOST STUBBORN country in the world.

    BTW it is called SOCCER, not "futbol". Stupid.

  6. Re:Who pays? on British ISPs Fail To Defeat Digital Economy Act · · Score: 1

    What happens in situations where, for example, completely hypothetically, no truth to it AT ALL, but let's just say that someone in the States has a VPS in the U.K. that they only use for torrentflux.

    How and to whom are the British going to mail the letter?

  7. Re:Reasoned Debate? on Tim Berners-Lee: Stop Foaming At the Mouth, Twitter · · Score: 4, Funny

    When people have knee-jerk reactions, agreeing with and liking what they already believe and rejecting what they don't want to believe, you can't have reasoned debate.

    Glen Beck says differently, ASSHOLE!

  8. Re:Already done. on Google Tweaks Algorithm; EHow Traffic Plummets · · Score: 1

    I always read the URL as Expert Sex Change, so have never visited...

    Well mate, in all fairness...

    If you MUST have a sex change, the procedure SHOULD, in fact, be conducted by an expert.

  9. Re:Don't hard disks need air inside them? on A Closer Look At Immersion Cooling For the Data Center · · Score: 1

    The company that is pushing the oil-as-a-coolant solution may need to remake servers in a form that is conducive (conductive? :) to oil cooling.

    Think "oil-cooled server appliance".

  10. Re:MP3 players, too. on Magical Chinese Hard Drive · · Score: 0

    As a living being, I've been screwed.

    As a living being, I've been raped.

    I am going to fucking KILL MYSELF!!!11

    THE WORLD MUST UNDERSTAND!!!1

    IF EVRYTHING DOESN'T BECOME PERFECT IMMEDIATELY I AM GOING TO HAVE A TANTRUM!!!!11

    What do you mean, caveat emptor? Is that some sort of wierd Mexican talk?

  11. Re:The will to be free on Bashing MS 'Like Kicking a Puppy,' Says Jim Zemlin · · Score: 2

    This is "The Year of Linux on Everything but the Desktop".

    The acronym is "TYLED".

    Got a light?

  12. Re:While we're at it... on GNOME vs. KDE: the Latest Round · · Score: 1

    Fast.

    Portable.

    Reliable.

    Vi.

    (Mod parent up, please. Thanks in advance.)

  13. Re:Never give a sucker an even break on Arizona Governor Proposes Flab Tax · · Score: 1

    ... which can be cured just by jerking off.

    [citation needed]

  14. Re:That's nice on Requiring Algebra II In High School Gains Momentum · · Score: 1

    The word you are looking for isn't "They're", which is a contraction of "They Are".

    The word you were seeking is "their".

    Maybe you shouldn't have spent so much time watching Springer.

    YOU = edumacatishiun FAIL.

    Now go buy some more Hamburger Helper with your EBT card, loser.

  15. Re:Please rtfa first... on Google Is Introducing the +1 Button · · Score: 1

    +1 Internets for you, sir.

    Have some chicken.

  16. Re:Absolutely not on Is the Business Card Dead? · · Score: 1

    1000 cards for $13?

    Where, pray tell?

  17. Re:Bar Codes on Is the Business Card Dead? · · Score: 1

    Rolodex is snazzy, wish I had one.

    We are still using old-school cardboxes around here.

  18. Re:Where Is The Bite? on Brazilian Spider Bite May Become the Next Viagra · · Score: 1

    There IS an alternate cure for "erectile dysfunction".

    It mostly involves getting off your fat ass and exercising, while simultaneously avoiding deep fried foods and sugary drinks.

    I now return you to your regularly scheduled televised karaoke contest.

  19. Re:No sympathy here, sorry on Bradley Manning Charged With Aiding the Enemy · · Score: 1

    during a time of war...

    Which war is that?

  20. Re:Old School Linux on Reminiscing Old School Linux · · Score: 1

    Ditto.

    First learned to use OpenBSD 2.0 in early 1997. Came into it with only a bit of VMS experience from a temp job at a hospital.

    This was on a 386-25 with 16 megs of ram and a 20 meg hard drive, 14.4 modem and no sound.

    The limited storage meant I had to download floppy images onto the machine with Windows 3.11, write them to floppies, and then wipe the machine and (try to) install OpenBSD.

    Of course, being a temp-service-working starving computer nerd, most of the floppies were NOT NEW. That meant that during the install one would turn up bad, have to reinstall Windows and download/write the offending image again, and then restart the whole process.

    Add to that the entire lack of (plain English) documentation and you have a huge clusterfuck. It took almost 3 months to get to a working command line. During that 3 months I was working at a temp service 2 days a week, just enough to pay rent on a dumpy trailer and eat ramen. No cable, only basic phone service, and there were times that the water was shut off due to non-payment.

    But when I finally got that successful login prompt, friend, let me tell you IT WAS LIKE A FUCKING DRUG! The hair is standing up on my arms right now, total goosebumps just from remembering it.

    Used OpenBSD for around a year, CLI-only. Then got into Debian because the dialer on OpenBSD sucked and (IIRC) Debian was the only Linux distro that would fit into 20 megs.

    Got Debian hamm on the machine, and haven't looked back.

    Now my home office has 7 machines on the net. The wife has an Ubuntu laptop/desktop, I have an Ubuntu laptop/desktop, our 7yo girl has a Windows desktop (for her games) and an old Compaq laptop with DamnSmallLinux on it.

    The 7th machine is a Debian file/print/web/pulseaudio/dns/vmware/tor server and sits headless under the desk with only a power cord running to it.

    Linux has come a long way, baby.

    Life is good.

  21. Re:Hyperviser on The Decline and Fall of System Administration · · Score: 2

    WHOOSH!

  22. Re:hi on Intel Completes McAfee Acquisition · · Score: 1

    Nobody expects the McAfee Inquisition!

  23. Re:IMAP on Gmail Accidentally Resets 150,000 Accounts · · Score: 1

    Ditto on the Thunderbird/IMAP bit.

  24. Re:They Want Someone With A Brain on IT Graduates Not "Well-Trained, Ready-To-Go" · · Score: 1

    If you want to filter out the human flotsam, put the following question on your application:

    "What is your highest score on Guitar Hero?"

    Dismiss anyone who actually answers it with a number.

  25. Re:Drupal is shit. PHP is shit. on Drupal Competes As a Framework, Unofficially · · Score: 0

    My feet smell great.