Why would they ask the person who knows different? If they ask you, they have to be honest.
Better that they ask the janitor, or the first aider. Then they can safely say "After independent consultation, we can be sure that all sources we have asked are 100% certain that I did not have sexual rel... Errr There is no back door in Windows 7."
When working with young children, who are innocent, there are certain things which you just cannot say or do. Referring to "private parts" in a vulgar way is one of them. This person, as a professional educator of small children, should have known better and used the proper words.
I'm obliged to state that smoking is bad for you and that you shouldn't do it, and it's illegal for Under 18's to purchase tobacco here, but if I had to smoke, it'd be Luckies. Because they're really good.
Even if electricity use is not recorded minute by minute, or at the appliance level, information may be gleaned from ongoing monitoring of electricity consumption such as the approximate number of occupants, when they are present, as well as when they are awake or asleep.
- Two - When the cars are on the drive - Awake during the day, asleep at night.
There, now everybody knows. Oh no, I'm going to be identity thefted / terrorismised / the thought police are going to put me in Room 101 because I go to sleep when the sun sets.
This story is more inflammatory than elephantitis.
Do you have a home broadband connection? Is it marketed as "Unlimited?" Does it have a "fair use" policy involving either data caps or traffic shaping?
This guy should have known better. And good luck proving what a salesman tells you... "Yes, your honour, he said it was unlimited." "And what did the contract say?" "Oh, I don't know, I skipped to the bottom and signed, like I do with EULAs on software. Nobody reads them."
I can't distinguish between all the supposed shades of blue in a large box of crayons either
This is normal.
Citation: International Klein Blue, Dark Blue, Duke Blue, Navy Blue, and Ultramarine are all just dark blue Prussian Blue, Sapphire, and Midnight Blue are all "Very dark blue."
Just don't try and us this scale when choosing a matching scarf for your girlfriend...
Flamebait? I guess you have to be all "There there, mommy kiss it better and you shall have a story" about this guy's idiocy.
Bottom line; He took a salesman's word for it, and didn't think to wonder why it was such a sweet deal. Free roaming data? Sure, bud, and Satan's buying mittens.
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I think it came up blank because the job description is actually hidden under the heading "Analyst" as they perform analysis.
I used to handle the phone admin for a medium sized company, we had a user come back from overseas trips with bills up over a thousand pounds when the free roaming data the salesman told us we'd bought turned out to have a fair use limit of 10MB...)
So you signed a contract without reading the small print. I see why the reference to your job description is in the past-tense.
Poor analogy. In this instance, the hydra has no head. Each cell in its body relays information between adjoining cells, as requested from cells further down the chain. Destroying one cell, or a bunch of cells, does not kill the hydra or stop the messages.
From now on, nuking the hydra from orbit really is the only way to be sure...
It's unfortunate that the quote I want to make right now ("The tree of Liberty...") comes from a founder of the very country which put such pressure on the Swedish government.
My car tells me to put my seatbelt on, turn on my lights when it's dark, activate my wipers when it rains, and my satnav blanks the screen when in motion so I don't become distracted by staring at it. Hell, I can turn off the lights on my stereo if I think they're too bright.
Yeah, this was going nowhere. I just wanted to tell everyone that I just bought a new car. Wooo! The tenuous link? It has iPod connectivity. Thankfully, though, it also plays from USB pen drives so I can skip all of the fanboi-ism.
Here's a quote you might like: I reject your reality, and substitute my own! - Mythbusters
Half of me thinks you're being sarcastic, but the other half is concerned that you think companies actually want to pay for something good, and that PHBs don't impose stupid deadlines to rush projects out of the door because competitors are building the same product.
You want to know which projects are going to be bug-free at realease? Hurd, Duke Nukem: Forever, and the Phantom console.
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Now, can you please fix the sanitiser in the IE8 output encoding?
So quick to point out mistakes in others software, but so slow to fix your own.
This is Slashdot. It's more than likely what he said.
Why would they ask the person who knows different? If they ask you, they have to be honest.
Better that they ask the janitor, or the first aider. Then they can safely say "After independent consultation, we can be sure that all sources we have asked are 100% certain that I did not have sexual rel... Errr There is no back door in Windows 7."
There's no way that I'd roll out gimp in an educational setting, and the every joke in this thread is an example of why.
When working with young children, who are innocent, there are certain things which you just cannot say or do. Referring to "private parts" in a vulgar way is one of them. This person, as a professional educator of small children, should have known better and used the proper words.
Official Cigarette of the Vietnam War.
I'm obliged to state that smoking is bad for you and that you shouldn't do it, and it's illegal for Under 18's to purchase tobacco here, but if I had to smoke, it'd be Luckies. Because they're really good.
Even if electricity use is not recorded minute by minute, or at the appliance level, information may be gleaned from ongoing monitoring of electricity consumption such as the approximate number of occupants, when they are present, as well as when they are awake or asleep.
- Two
- When the cars are on the drive
- Awake during the day, asleep at night.
There, now everybody knows. Oh no, I'm going to be identity thefted / terrorismised / the thought police are going to put me in Room 101 because I go to sleep when the sun sets.
This story is more inflammatory than elephantitis.
Do you have a home broadband connection? Is it marketed as "Unlimited?" Does it have a "fair use" policy involving either data caps or traffic shaping?
This guy should have known better. And good luck proving what a salesman tells you... "Yes, your honour, he said it was unlimited." "And what did the contract say?" "Oh, I don't know, I skipped to the bottom and signed, like I do with EULAs on software. Nobody reads them."
I can't distinguish between all the supposed shades of blue in a large box of crayons either
This is normal.
Citation: International Klein Blue, Dark Blue, Duke Blue, Navy Blue, and Ultramarine are all just dark blue Prussian Blue, Sapphire, and Midnight Blue are all "Very dark blue."
Just don't try and us this scale when choosing a matching scarf for your girlfriend...
Flamebait? I guess you have to be all "There there, mommy kiss it better and you shall have a story" about this guy's idiocy.
Bottom line; He took a salesman's word for it, and didn't think to wonder why it was such a sweet deal. Free roaming data? Sure, bud, and Satan's buying mittens.
I think it came up blank because the job description is actually hidden under the heading "Analyst" as they perform analysis.
Anal: Obvious
Lysis: Seperate.
Quite logical, really!
I used to handle the phone admin for a medium sized company, we had a user come back from overseas trips with bills up over a thousand pounds when the free roaming data the salesman told us we'd bought turned out to have a fair use limit of 10MB...)
So you signed a contract without reading the small print. I see why the reference to your job description is in the past-tense.
There was a guy in my Computer Science class called Xavier.
He pronounced it as "Zaviyay". Ponce.
Air gaps are only good if it's not air at all, but brick.
Want to get rid of a serious infestation of daemons?
There's an app for that... >:-)
... is that as soon as it becomes a reality, it becomes a commodity. More energy out than in? No business model there, it's all free!
Nobody wants to invest in a commodity. It's a cash sink. No profit in selling "free."
Poor analogy. In this instance, the hydra has no head. Each cell in its body relays information between adjoining cells, as requested from cells further down the chain. Destroying one cell, or a bunch of cells, does not kill the hydra or stop the messages.
From now on, nuking the hydra from orbit really is the only way to be sure...
It's unfortunate that the quote I want to make right now ("The tree of Liberty...") comes from a founder of the very country which put such pressure on the Swedish government.
I suppose the great always have further to fall.
Just be sure to turn your lights off before you go
Indeed. Everyone knows Ballet dancers get the hot chicks in college.
Once again we come to the weak point in the system.
Idiot in, idiot out. PEBSWAC (Steering Wheel)
My car tells me to put my seatbelt on, turn on my lights when it's dark, activate my wipers when it rains, and my satnav blanks the screen when in motion so I don't become distracted by staring at it. Hell, I can turn off the lights on my stereo if I think they're too bright.
Yeah, this was going nowhere. I just wanted to tell everyone that I just bought a new car. Wooo! The tenuous link? It has iPod connectivity. Thankfully, though, it also plays from USB pen drives so I can skip all of the fanboi-ism.
Until they implement a 10s timeout on the button. Don't think that they won't until they cotton on to this little "exploit."
Way to give the game away, by the way! Asshole.
Here's a quote you might like: I reject your reality, and substitute my own! - Mythbusters
Half of me thinks you're being sarcastic, but the other half is concerned that you think companies actually want to pay for something good, and that PHBs don't impose stupid deadlines to rush projects out of the door because competitors are building the same product.
You want to know which projects are going to be bug-free at realease? Hurd, Duke Nukem: Forever, and the Phantom console.
There's no app for that.