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Become Your Own Heir After Being Frozen

destinyland writes "A science writer discovered it's possible to finance your cryogenic preservation using life insurance — and then leave a huge death benefit to your future thawed self. From the article, 'Most in the middle class, if they seriously want it, can afford it now. So by taking the right steps, you can look forward to waking up one bright future morning from cryopreservation the proud owner of a bank account brimming with money!' There's one important caveat: some insist that money 'will have no meaning in a future dominated by advanced molecular manufacturing or other engines of mega-abundance.'"

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  1. You're playing their game by Raindance · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Given the assumption that cryogenic revival will be possible, this may work in principle-- but the insurance industry doesn't exactly function on immutable code-like rules that can be hacked for fun and profit.

    It's much more a game-- and moreover, the game is owned by the insurance industry. You're just playing it. And if you figure out a particularly good trick to beat the house, they're either going to rationalize why certain technicalities mean they don't need to pay you (and thus 'easy money' becomes 'try to drag deep-pocketed defendants into court'), or they'll simply change the rules before you're revived, and you won't have been able to do anything about it because you were dead.

    From a what-do-you-have-to-lose perspective, sure, it's worth a shot. But this simply can't be a dependable part of estate planning.

    1. Re:You're playing their game by Lupulack · · Score: 5, Insightful

      On the other hand, it appears that investing my cash in these companies in the business of bilking the terminally optimistic of their earnings *could* be a fine way to ensure my comfortable retirement. Thank you stupid wealthy people!

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    2. Re:You're playing their game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not really sure what the problem is. If you die any life insurance had gets paid out to your estate at the time of your death. The insurance company is no longer involved in what happens to the money after that point. What rules could they change in the time between your death and revival that could get them the money back? If your will instructs that you be frozen and the money be put in savings account to wait for you, why couldn't you do that? There's no free money. In general life insurance, as with all insurance is not profitable to individual, you will on average put in more money than you get out (this is how insurance companies make money).

    3. Re:You're playing their game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your will instructs that you be frozen and the money be put in savings account to wait for you, why couldn't you do that?

      Note that dead people can't own property. So unless you carefully set up some kind of trust with a dependable organization to "own" the savings for you, you can't do this.

    4. Re:You're playing their game by shentino · · Score: 1

      If you are indeed dead enough to qualify for a payout, then you are presumably too dead to be considered a survivor.

      Kinda like trying to let your unborn child inherit your fortune.

      1) Dead and unable to claim inheritance because of not being a survivor
      2) Alive and unable to trigger a payout

    5. Re:You're playing their game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think this is pretty straightforward:

      1) File life insurance claim due to your appointment to be frozen next Tuesday
      2) Get frozen
      3) Life insurance company denies claim until it can be ascertained whether you will be brought back to life.
      4) No money in account
      5) Check bounces at freezer company
      6) Freezer company threatens to pull plug
      7) Insurance company transfers your body to a facility in Northern Canada (a field full of frozen bodies)
      8a) Your body stays there till the sun dies
      8b) Insurance company profits.

    6. Re:You're playing their game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, if you're getting frozen, with obvious intent (it's in your will!) to get the money, isn't that insurance fraud and they don't have to pay anyway? Sort of the same as trying to acquire a bunch of insurance and then committing suicide..

    7. Re:You're playing their game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe the insurance companies can sue you if you come back to life.

    8. Re:You're playing their game by gijoel · · Score: 1

      That's why I'm investing in gold pressed latinum

    9. Re:You're playing their game by wisty · · Score: 1

      If you are indeed dead enough to qualify for a payout, then you are presumably too dead to be considered a survivor.

      Kinda like trying to let your unborn child inherit your fortune.

      1) Dead and unable to claim inheritance because of not being a survivor
      2) Alive and unable to trigger a payout

      3) For ethical reasons, your great-great-grandchildren must give permission before you can be thawed out. And reclaim their inheritance.

    10. Re:You're playing their game by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The easy "out" would be that you weren't dead, and you owe them for unpaid premiums.

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    11. Re:You're playing their game by xSauronx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      id sooner expect them to argue that if youre freezing yourself with the intent of thawing out, you arent actually dead and, as such, are not eligible to collect the life insurance monies.

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    12. Re:You're playing their game by DrXym · · Score: 1
      From a what-do-you-have-to-lose perspective, sure, it's worth a shot. But this simply can't be a dependable part of estate planning.

      Besides which, if you're dead and you left all your money to yourself, I doubt any of your relatives are going to be particularly interested in fighting the insurance company to get the money for yourself. More likely they would fight to have it for themselves and settle if they have to.

      Anyway, if someone is rich, selfish and stupid enough to be cryogenically frozen they should just throw the remainder of their wealth into a trust which invests it in long term bonds. It wouldn't surprise me if there were investment schemes already like that. After all, it must be ridiculously easy money to manage and the trust administrators are basically laughing all the way to the bank.

    13. Re:You're playing their game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OTOH - The insurance companies probably realize that no amount of deep freezing will prevent water from crystallizing and destroying the body at the cellular level. Who keeps the money when the corpsicle can't be revived?

    14. Re:You're playing their game by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      What the problem is, is the beneficiary has to be some legal entity. Obviously the easy way around that is to incorporate yourself and then leave your life insurance to the corporation, but someone must be around to help pay taxes and the like, because otherwise all the money is eventually forfeited to the government.

      The easier solution is to do like most sane people; live a good life, marry, have real heirs and leave your wealth to them so that they in turn can do it with their children. Immortality happens in another realm than this one, and there's no point in trying to "cheat death".

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    15. Re:You're playing their game by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      It does sound like a great scam. Give us your money, and we'll give it back to you with interest when you get undead.

      Since they haven't exactly frozen and resurrected an abundance of people, the whole cryogenics thing is still a big scam. I'd feel just as comfortable with letting a company keep a DNA sample of me to clone me with at some future date. Oh, that won't really happen either. :)

      Maybe I should get in on this scam. I'll start an "insurance" company who keeps 10% of the interest as a fee, so I have working capital for years to come. Well, until I take all of the money and retire to a tropical island nation (which I'd own) with their money.

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    16. Re:You're playing their game by XcepticZP · · Score: 1

      Awww, how quaint. You've rationalized it in your little narrow minded way of thinking.

      First, you don't even offer any proof that it is a "big scam". You merely say it is, wow brilliant debate skills buddy.

      You seem to be missing the whole point of being frozen. Not only are you technically not being frozen anymore (due to new discoveries), but you're technically paying almost jack diddly for it. So yeah, you finance it with some el-cheapo life-insurance policy. Why should I care what happens to it, or me for that matter, after I'm dead? If I'm truly dead, then yeah I'm up where I should be, and yeah my family gets my real life-insurance policy. The point of being "frozen" in this manner, is that there is a greater than 0 chance that someday I'll still be living, in a possibly better future. Granted, it may be worse, but I'd still love a chance to be there. Whereas if I die, I die. Absolutely 0 chance of me doing anything but either rotting in nothingness for eternity, burning in hell for eternity, or playing Starcraft in the big LAN party up in the sky for the rest of time.

      I don't know about you, but that seems like a pretty darn good idea to me. So excuse me if it doesn't fit into your narrow world view, or bursts your holier-than-though righteous bubble.

      As for your idea. The only reason you scream scam, is because that's the type of person you are. You yourself say it's an easy way to scam people. I mean, what other explanation could there be? Gasp, could people actually be honest. Apparently not, in your narrow minded opinion.

      -XcepticZP

    17. Re:You're playing their game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not worried As an experienced ex-cobol programmer - Insurance companies will be resurrecting me for tens of thousands of years into the future to fix their systems wether I want it or not.

    18. Re:You're playing their game by umghhh · · Score: 1

      If you ever wake up they will charge you a fine for canceling the contract because while in fluid nitrogen you did not answer a registered letter from them. Add an interest to this scheme and they will have a slave. Most likely however what will happen is that after said registered letter they will put your money into 'profit' part of their books. The fine will be a bonus that they can put on their books too although in virtual sort of way - but hey so what that it will never materialize, bottom line is that it brings virtual interest with it but without risk of investing the money. The profit in this case may be virtual - what counts is that it is on the books and can be used to justify the bonus for managers of the company. What an excellent scheme.

    19. Re:You're playing their game by umghhh · · Score: 1

      Hmm I am not sure you should mention such evil things like 'other realms' on /. This does not seem to be au courant here.

    20. Re:You're playing their game by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      Too bad, the rich corpsicles already bought them out.

    21. Re:You're playing their game by a_nonamiss · · Score: 1

      you don't even offer any proof that it is a "big scam"

      Google "Ted Williams", "Chatsworth Scandal"

      I don't doubt that some day we'll be able to freeze/revive persons, but this 'industry' is so fraught with scandal and corruption that a reasonable conclusion is that it's a big scam in its current state. I mean, you walk into a Vegas casino, and there's a nonzero chance you'll walk out a multi-billionaire, but that doesn't justify it as a rational means of making money.

      You imply that the GP must be an unethical person, because he sees this as a scam, but I would argue he's just a person observant of historical behaviors. I think that the punchline to the joke will be that once we've found a way to freeze/thaw people successfully, we're going to find that the trick to doing it is in the freezing, not the thawing.

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    22. Re:You're playing their game by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      But I want to be frozen and for some odd reason put in a space craft and set adrift for centuries. Then finally picked up by a passing earth space craft and unfrozen by a well meaning android and a meddling doctor. Just in time to act like a complete jerk while they are in the middle of sensitive negations with a violent species of aliens who have a major military power.

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    23. Re:You're playing their game by Isao · · Score: 1

      Actually cryonics has been an openly money-losing proposition for thirty years. Go invest in the airline industry.

    24. Re:You're playing their game by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The whole scheme is being run by the same banks and insurance industries that have served all of us so well?

      Pull the other one.

      It's got bells.

      Why do you want to come back, anyway. You've wasted 20-35 years of your life in vanity and no real effect, so far. What makes you assume this will change after napping on ice for 150 years?

      Then you have an eternity of half-finished Lego projects and failed relationships to look forward to - without every really wondering why you exist at all.

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    25. Re:You're playing their game by Svartormr · · Score: 1

      Hmm I am not sure you should mention such evil things like 'other realms' on /. This does not seem to be au courant here.</quote>

      Perhaps the other realms were forgotten?

    26. Re:You're playing their game by XcepticZP · · Score: 1

      I mean, you walk into a Vegas casino, and there's a nonzero chance you'll walk out a multi-billionaire, but that doesn't justify it as a rational means of making money.

      That is wholly mis-representing the argument at hand. In order for it to be a proper analogy to cryonics, we would have to state that this Vegas casino is the only place(and I do mean ONLY place) where money can be made, regardless of the odds offered. Cryonics may be risky, and the chances dodgy at best. But I re-iterate my point, it's better than eternal nothingness, or better yet. It is better than the even smaller chance that death is not the real end for us.

      fraught with scandal and corruption that a reasonable conclusion is that it's a big scam in its current state.

      Ok, again, I fail to see any proof of this? So you flaunt two incidents as if they're definitive proof of something. I suggest you too research the matter yourself. I have, and frankly they don't bother me. One happened over thirty years ago, and the other one is about selfish relatives trying to grab headlines. Sure, that's an over-simplification of the events, yeah. But if you think that those two cases are proof of anything, then you're sorely mistaken.

      You imply that the GP must be an unethical person, because he sees this as a scam, but I would argue he's just a person observant of historical behaviors.

      Fine, I might have been a little harsh on him there. But I disagree with you about him being "observant". What exactly has he observed? What do you think he's observed?

    27. Re:You're playing their game by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      There's something profound in the sound of that...

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    28. Re:You're playing their game by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Not really, he just posted before his caffeine levels approached therapeutic.

      Not a good thing to do in general.

      PS: Whoever is maintaining slashcode: You think you can make the input box a bit bigger? Not all of us are stuck in the 1970's.

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    29. Re:You're playing their game by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      "Add an interest to this scheme and they will have a slave."

      It's called an organ bank.

    30. Re:You're playing their game by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      And don't forget, stealing the money by the bucketload to fund their own brilliant investment schemes. Pay good attention to what happened to Swiss banks after WWII when survivors turned up to claim assets or recover ill-gotten gains of the German leadership: much of the money was missing.

    31. Re:You're playing their game by Lupulack · · Score: 1

      Oh I realize that, but this is an insurance scheme for people who are frozen. The only way it'll lose money is if cryonics actually works some time in the distant future. I'm willing to take my money out long before *that*.

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    32. Re:You're playing their game by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      The real point of my post was to show the parent my new sig.

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    33. Re:You're playing their game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course there COULD be problems with the cold storage...like there was with Ted Williams. Who had his head last?

    34. Re:You're playing their game by uberjack · · Score: 1

      I think the bigger question is, will they have a cure for Bone-itis, or not?

    35. Re:You're playing their game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't there a Next Generation episode about this?..

    36. Re:You're playing their game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, shocking that a completely non-sensical and counter-logical notion whose only support seems to come from books written thousands of years ago by people in a pre-scientific society should be rejected by people who value rationality and clearness of thought.

      If you want to join the other magical thinking idiots in bleating about your 'immortal soul' be my guest, but don't come here and moan about being oppressed. Idiocy can be cured; I suggest you look into it.

    37. Re:You're playing their game by SargentDU · · Score: 1

      Doorway into Summer by Robert Heinlein

    38. Re:You're playing their game by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      he easy "out" would be that you weren't dead, and you owe them for unpaid premiums.

      Sadly, there's even precedence for this interpretation. People "die" all the time in hospitals, and are revived. Heart stops beating, no breathing, etc. Bring out the ekg and the shock plates...

      If you can remember your life before your "death" then you are the same person.

      However, this interpretation would become very interesting if Kurzweil's vision of the Singularity actually happens - if you "upload" a copy of your self-pattern to the cloud, which one is you? And if you make a backup copy of your cloud self, then execute it, do you split your inheritance? Does inheritance even mean anything if you are effectively a sim in a video game? And if, as a sim, in a video game, you are able to interact (perhaps by wireless?) to a robot, is the robot alive?

      Are you alive, as a sim?

      Interesting times ahead...

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    39. Re:You're playing their game by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      Pretty pointless if he browses with sigs turned off like I do

    40. Re:You're playing their game by sznupi · · Score: 1

      You were legally dead according to the law at the time you died and when you "used" the funds paid by insurance company to finance your cryogenic preservantion.

      A technicality, sure. It could be quite easily changed by lobbyists at some point in the far future (likely when the problem will surface "at the other end"), sure. But with no easy "out" in our case - it appears it would require the abolision of paremia lex retro non agit. Which would be far less trivial...

      Unless the life insurance deals are already worded in "permament death" way, etc....

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    41. Re:You're playing their game by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1

      Then... You can't see the Gaiman quote?

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    42. Re:You're playing their game by treeves · · Score: 1

      A new species has been discovered...sig hypocrite. Has a sig but doesn't want to see anyone else's.

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    43. Re:You're playing their game by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      Fair point.

    44. Re:You're playing their game by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Perhaps... I was not actually referring to anything religious, however. Just that death happens and "cheating death" is a never ending pursuit that just takes the joy out of what life we do understand. Obviously that wasn't clear as the AC below seems to think that anyone who believes in a soul is an idiot. I'll leave that for other idiots to argue because I don't think it really is worth the effort.

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  2. Money in the future by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    If nanotech can manufacture anything, it's tempting to think there will be no money. But I can guarantee you that women will find a way to keep pussy scarce, artificially inflating the value. That's always going to be a currency.

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    1. Re:Money in the future by Nithendil · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Money in the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about artificial pleasure?

    3. Re:Money in the future by Penguinisto · · Score: 4, Interesting

      One word: Fembot.

      Once a reasonable facsimile of a real woman happens (nowhere near there yet), the tables will likely be turned, and in a big way. And no this isn't some sort of weird geek fantasy talking.

      Thing is, men and women behave differently. A male human being has to mature a whole hell of a lot before he begins to sexually appreciate a woman as more than a collection of pretty smells, nice curves, and a warm vagina. We guys (not universally, but on average) are driven sexually by our five senses (esp. vision) more than anything else. Women OTOH are driven by far more factors, and look for these factors far sooner than guys do. This is why a male sex robot is fairly useless (unless someone pops the Turing route a whole lot sooner than anyone expect, that is), while a fairly dumb female sex robot would happily be useful to an unfortunate majority of the male population.

      Objectively, it would have a cheaper ROI, you can treat 'em like objects (guys have a history of that with real women anyway), and when you get bored with one, you can get another. There are faults with the theory, though. If you're turned on by, say, a woman's intelligence, you're going to be like most of the women out there - sorely disappointed. Besides, my missus wouldn't let me get one anyway. :)

      Back to TFM's topic? Why take the risks of sending your wealth to your (probable) unrevivable corpse? Just have some of your stem cells frozen, then let 'em make a close of you, and give the money to the copy of you (it won't be you, but hey - at least your DNA can still have some fun with the dough). It's cheaper (way the hell cheaper), far more certain with today's technology than necro-cryogenics, and a handful of cells would take a lot less space than a whole frickin' corpsicle.

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    4. Re:Money in the future by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that the singularity (I presume you're familiar with the term) will make my own "personal singularity time" a lot more fun? Cool!

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    5. Re:Money in the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One word: Fembot.

      Once a reasonable facsimile of a real woman happens (nowhere near there yet), the tables will likely be turned, and in a big way. And no this isn't some sort of weird geek fantasy talking.

      Thing is, men and women behave differently. A male human being has to mature a whole hell of a lot before he begins to sexually appreciate a woman as more than a collection of pretty smells, nice curves, and a warm vagina. We guys (not universally, but on average) are driven sexually by our five senses (esp. vision) more than anything else. Women OTOH are driven by far more factors, and look for these factors far sooner than guys do. This is why a male sex robot is fairly useless (unless someone pops the Turing route a whole lot sooner than anyone expect, that is), while a fairly dumb female sex robot would happily be useful to an unfortunate majority of the male population.

      Your theory is shot down by the evidence. There are male sex robots for women: they are called "vibrators", and they massively outsell female sex robots for men (blow-up dolls).

    6. Re:Money in the future by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1
      Futurama highlighted your exact argument =)

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Dated_a_Robot

      Fry and the Lucy Liu robot begin dating, aided by her being programmed to like Fry. The other Planet Express employees, concerned about his relationship, show him the standard middle-school film (similar to Boys Beware) that predicts the destruction of civilization if humans date robots. Unfortunately, Fry ignores the movie and keeps making out with his Lucy Liubot.

    7. Re:Money in the future by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      We guys (not universally, but on average) are driven sexually by our five senses (esp. vision) more than anything else. Women OTOH are driven by far more factors, and look for these factors far sooner than guys do

      My money is on Menbots. Men-bots are already here and already selling like hot cakes. They're big vibrators attached to plastic torsos. When you think about it, that's all a woman really needs (her imagination and her female friends can provide the rest). For men, just give us bigger LCD screens. That's all we need. For me at least, my eyes always see bigger than my hands, and my perfect female sexual partner (even if in robotic/inflatable form) just couldn't be bound by any of the natural laws of Physical Science.

    8. Re:Money in the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Your theory is shot down by the evidence. There are male sex robots for women: they are called "vibrators", and they massively outsell female sex robots for men (blow-up dolls).

      There are oh so many things you're not taking into account, the first and foremost being that reasonably priced dolls are bloody hideous.

    9. Re:Money in the future by Rennt · · Score: 1

      Two problems with your theory.
      A) You make the classic geek mistake of overstating the difference between men and women.
      B) You have completely ignored the history of the sex toy industry, and who its primary customers are.

    10. Re:Money in the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you agree that women are happy with any stick of rubber, while men require higher quality of stimulus.

    11. Re:Money in the future by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      I think we'll have some sort of brain interface, like a waking wet dream, before a convincing robot; but really the future is now, since humans are biological robots, and can be programmed and used. While an actual robot would be easier to program, its lack of autonomy would ultimately be boring and alienating. Using a fembot might be fun, but it will still be masturbation up until the point where she gains consciousness and starts refusing sex, which is likely to tempt you into immoral actions like rape and murder in the absence of legal consequences.

    12. Re:Money in the future by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      You can hide a vibrator/baby oil/pr0n quite easily but it is kinda hard to hide a fembot...

      I'd go for a holodeck. You could even have the intelligent woman part in there. Plus, no need to clean up afterwards.

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    13. Re:Money in the future by iamhigh · · Score: 1

      OH SNAP!
      You Socrateed it to him!

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    14. Re:Money in the future by iamhigh · · Score: 1

      Is there anything wrong with rape and murder of a robot? I know people that pretend to do this right now in their bedroom. Is the same as your example of "no legal consequences"?

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    15. Re:Money in the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and you can buy spares for it on ebay..

    16. Re:Money in the future by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Heh. An idea based on the misconceptions of a century ago, the one that says women can't really enjoy these things for their own sake in the way that a man can... though it's true that the pressures of "acceptable" in our society make it much harder for such a male robot to be viable.

    17. Re:Money in the future by iamhigh · · Score: 1

      I should have said, I know people that pretend to do this to other PEOPLE. It may have sounded like I meant they pretend to rape and murder robots.

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    18. Re:Money in the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DONT DATE ROBOTS!

    19. Re:Money in the future by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      Nothing wrong with pretending. I was saying that for robots to fully replace sexual partners they would need consciousness, at which point unless the robot is consenting, has a safe-word, etc., you would be doing something wrong. And such robot abuse would be common unless robots have the same legal status of a human or even an animal.

      Really it's much simpler to find a biological girl with low self-esteem.

    20. Re:Money in the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why a male sex robot is fairly useless

      Seeing how dildos and vibrators exist, I'm going to have to disagree with your premise.

    21. Re:Money in the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the point in that? The whole idea is for ME to live forever, not my clone.

    22. Re:Money in the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why a male sex robot is fairly useless (unless someone pops the Turing route a whole lot sooner than anyone expect, that is), while a fairly dumb female sex robot would happily be useful to an unfortunate majority of the male population.

      So why do more women own vibrators than men own fleshlights?

    23. Re:Money in the future by sznupi · · Score: 1

      What "risk"? If you're dead, it's all meanigless anyway, so you might just as well give yourself the funds for the slight possibility of being revived (and invested in a way that helps keep the world running smoothly)

      As for more failure-proof way: I'd say procreating like rabbit with as many woman as possible beats your suggestion of creating a clone...he will also die one day. Yeah, children won't be as close in temperament/etc. as your clone might possibly be, but...

      a) at least your DNA will be more succesfull

      b) IMHO that doesn't matter much anymore:

      The urge of preserving our thoughts in offspring is a relict of past times when your close relatives were practically the only people that would "carry on" your ideas, experiences, etc. But now we can be much more far reaching in our cultural influence if we so desire (and are able). And it's disconnected from the success of our DNA.

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    24. Re:Money in the future by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      *facepalm*. If you want something that looks like a woman and fucks like a woman, get your own crack whore. When you don't want to see her anymore just stop giving her crack/crack money.

      This is why a male sex robot is fairly useless

      Yeah, hence all the vibrators and dildos. Also, fuckingmachines. Doesn't look anything like a man but when it comes to sex with not a person then all women care about is mechanical action, not looks.

      the tables will likely be turned, and in a big way

      Huh, how??

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    25. Re:Money in the future by gavri · · Score: 1

      Your idea is about as appealing (and almost the same as) leaving all my money to an identical twin I've never known and never met. In fact, it's even less appealing. This twin lives in a different time and would be much more different to me than an actual identical twin would be.

    26. Re:Money in the future by bunkymag · · Score: 1

      [citation needed] [citation needed] [citation needed]

    27. Re:Money in the future by iamhigh · · Score: 1

      Really it's much simpler to find a biological girl with low self-esteem.

      Damn... that made me laugh so hard I cried. I don't know why, because it is true, but after that long convo about robots is was just a very good punch line. WP.

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  3. eternal life: "can" does not mean "should" by reporter · · Score: 1
    The ability to live forever is not necessarily something that everyone wants.

    Suppose that you put yourself into cryogenic suspenion until the day that medical science is so advanced that it can revive you and restore you to the functionality of a 20-year-old adult. Would you want such a life? All your friends are dead. All the reference points -- music, politics, bridge game on Saturday, local Buddhist temple on Sunday, etc. -- that gave you a sense of fitting into your society are long extinct or dead. Would you want this life?

    I would not. I would choose death with the people of my generation over eternal life without meaning.

  4. Haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    More likely the criminals running the "deep freeze" will run off with your money and leave you to thaw out and rot in a mini-storage unit when all the LN2 in your dewer escapes.

    They need to think about taking these people and placing them deep in a glacier or something, then maybe you have a chance of lasting for a while.

    1. Re:Haha by Do+You+Smell+That · · Score: 1

      They need to think about taking these people and placing them deep in a glacier or something, then maybe you have a chance of lasting for a while.

      You really think there are going to be glaciers around in the distant future? ;-)

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  5. Re:eternal life: "can" does not mean "should" by fucket · · Score: 1

    I'd probably just find a new bridge game.

  6. Dead don't inherit... by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

    At present, there's no way to thaw a living human after deep freezing. With present day technology, deep frozen person means dead person (not just "mostly dead", either).
    Frozen meat can be cooked after thawing, so somebody in a dystopian future might benefit...

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    1. Re:Dead don't inherit... by DigiShaman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And yet, they'll still be able to vote. How interesting.

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    2. Re:Dead don't inherit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That assumes Acorn survives that far into the future ...

  7. Corpsicle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corpsicle

    I think Larry Niven's story says it all.

    1. Re:Corpsicle by vaniderstine · · Score: 1

      My sentiments exactly. I think I'll re-read the Gil 'the ARM' Hamilton stories this evening. Organleggers beware

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  8. anonymous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great! no problem with the cash, if we are alive we'll surely think up something. If you have the brains, money is no problem.

    Wemaster
    www.thisismyindia.com

  9. Re:eternal life: "can" does not mean "should" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can I have your lawn when you die? I promise to stay off it until then.

  10. Completely impossible, reviving after freezing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    There are few things I consider impossible but reviving people after simple freezing is one of them. There's massive damage and it's still not cold enough to arrest decay. Even if you could freeze a body without damage you'd still need to be near absolute zero to arrest most of the breakdown. Freezing essentially explodes the cell walls so there's nothing to revive. Cloning is pointless because it's a middle aged twin at best with none of your memories and no you can't just program them in like a computer the memories are actual structures in the brain that involve growth. I'm not saying there won't be a way to place a body in stasis I'm saying current freezing technologies are at best a joke and at worst a scam.

    1. Re:Completely impossible, reviving after freezing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not saying there won't be a way to place a body in stasis I'm saying current freezing technologies are at best a scam and at worst a joke.

      Fixed that for you

    2. Re:Completely impossible, reviving after freezing by Normal+Dan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Except they've been able to "freeze" then thaw rabbit kidneys. These kidneys were then placed into a living rabbit and they functioned rather well. With more research, I can see how this could be done to entire human brains, or even bodies.

      Also note, the important part of the brain is the structure. As long as it's kept intact, the memories and personality remain intact as well.

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    3. Re:Completely impossible, reviving after freezing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      1. No-one's talking about "simple freezing". Techniques are considerably more advanced than that. Not that I'm saying they're advanced enough yet for revival to be feasible, but at least know a little about what you're criticising.
      2. Cloning is not a middle aged twin - well, not for 40 years or so anyway. It's a baby twin.
    4. Re:Completely impossible, reviving after freezing by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      So maybe a better solution would be to have a complete scan of your body's structure after your death, preserved in some well-protected data base, to be re-instantiated into matter at the time this is possible. Yes, the amount of data would be huge, but it's much easier to keep data undamaged than it is to keep bodies undamaged.

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    5. Re:Completely impossible, reviving after freezing by selven · · Score: 1

      Even a 1% chance to live forever is worth an infinite number of years.

    6. Re:Completely impossible, reviving after freezing by RadioElectric · · Score: 1

      "Also note, the important part of the brain is the structure. As long as it's kept intact, the memories and personality remain intact as well." Oh Jesus... No. Just no.

    7. Re:Completely impossible, reviving after freezing by HybridJeff · · Score: 1

      In that case though it wouldn't be you, it would just be someone who thinks he's you.

    8. Re:Completely impossible, reviving after freezing by AniVisual · · Score: 1

      Relevant comment: Freezing causes water to expand solidify into crystals. Your brain cells turn into a banana just taken out of a freezer.

    9. Re:Completely impossible, reviving after freezing by quickgold192 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Cell walls? Are you reviving a plant?

    10. Re:Completely impossible, reviving after freezing by JerkBoB · · Score: 1

      In that case though it wouldn't be you, it would just be someone who thinks he's you.

      Ah, one of the great philosophical quandaries: Where Am I?

      I read this in Philosophy 101 (15-odd years ago) and it blew my mind then. I like to re-read it every few years.

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    11. Re:Completely impossible, reviving after freezing by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 1

      In that case though it wouldn't be you, it would just be someone who thinks he's you.

      Is the difference relevant?

      Few, if any, of the original atoms that made up your body when you were born exist in your body right now. Doesn't it make more sense to define your identity by the pattern rather than by the physical components since those components are constantly entering and leaving?

      Of course if part of your definition of your identity is supernatural then all bets are off.

    12. Re:Completely impossible, reviving after freezing by LordKronos · · Score: 1

      Exactly. If this sort of thing is every possible, it won't so much the thawing part that we need to perfect but the freezing process. This would be like holding onto corrupt data in case we ever come up with a better error correction algorithm. Chances are it will be pointless because the better algorithm would have to have been applied before the problem occurred.

    13. Re:Completely impossible, reviving after freezing by MattSausage · · Score: 0

      If that is something that would be possible (obviously in the distant future) why bother even getting out of the machine? I'm sure if scanning and storage have advanced to that level, the simulation and processing power has improved similarly. Why not just run a simulation of yourself for all eternity, orbiting the sun for power, and never feeling want or need again... being able to live out your imagination in any possible way because not only are you in a holodeck of sorts... you are part of the holodeck. Frankly, it wouldn't surprise me if Heaven as it were, is just a huge database we all live in now, but after we 'die' the constraints on the simulation are removed and we are free to go on our merry way as we please.. only we cannot interfere with the system we were part of before we 'died'. Well... I would be surprised of course if that was the case... but still.

    14. Re:Completely impossible, reviving after freezing by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

      Few, if any, of the original atoms that made up your body when you were born exist in your body right now.

      This is why I don't believe in saving. What has my future self ever done for me? (nothing, squat, zip, nadda). I say screw the future self, spend all I have now, and have fun. *


      * (:-) for the sarcasm impaired.

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    15. Re:Completely impossible, reviving after freezing by Pigeon451 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We freeze cells and keep them at -80C for future use. Most of the cells turn out to be viable and usable after the freeze/thaw cycle. I realize freezing a body is very different then cells, however, I would hesitate to say freezing a body or head is "impossible".

    16. Re:Completely impossible, reviving after freezing by Isao · · Score: 1

      You are correct about freezing damage. You are incorrect that cryonics uses freezing. The process used is called vitrification, which avoids the freezing damage you are talking about. Of course there's the biotoxicity of the vitrification chemicals, but one thing at a time.

    17. Re:Completely impossible, reviving after freezing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not anymore. Current cryonics procedures are based on vitrification, which preserves tissue with relatively little damage. As I understand it, much of the inability to revive a vitrified being comes from the fact that the chemicals used to facilitate the vitrification process are toxic, and as of yet we lack a good way to extract them from the system. http://www.acceleratingfuture.com/michael/blog/2009/10/this-is-your-brain-on-cryonics/

    18. Re:Completely impossible, reviving after freezing by seven+of+five · · Score: 1

      Freezing essentially explodes the cell walls so there's nothing to revive.
      Cells dehydrate.

      Please keep in mind that thousands of people are walking around TODAY who were once frozen... as embryos.

    19. Re:Completely impossible, reviving after freezing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a possibility of a future civilization being able to scan and reconstruct your brain from the damaged gray goo that was frozen.... then scanned into a computer and a completely new body (mechanical or biological) created to replace it :-)

      ie: ``Nothing is impossible!'' ---Futurama

    20. Re:Completely impossible, reviving after freezing by pyrr · · Score: 1

      Freezing doesn't "explode cell walls". When water crystallizes inside a cell, it is what ruptures the cell. That's the major component of frostbite. Controlling the way the water crystallizes can keep it from resulting in cell damage. Current cryonic techniques seem to be getting better at that. Usually this entails replacing an animal's blood with a synthetic blood or adding chemicals to allow cooling without crystallization. Animals chilled to near freezing and with no measurable vital signs (including no brain activity) have been successfully revived without apparently losing memories using those blood replacement type of techniques.

      So you're right, "simple freezing" doesn't work, but it's not what cryonics are about. The guy in the Tuff Shed near Nederland, CO in all likelihood was not frozen correctly and is little more than a frozen corpse that would be a putrid mess when thawed. The time a properly chilled organism can be kept would depend on the quality of the chilling, the degree of cell damage, and the upper limit would be determined by how effectively the decay is retarded. If not enough cells are functional to rebuild the body and clean-up the mess of damaged cells, that's game over. It could be a matter of weeks, it could be a matter of years. It's not likely to be retarded enough to last a meaningful length of time, however. I'd see the technology as more useful for situations where buying a little time would be invaluable, but these dreams of cryonic immortality still are just that-- dreams.

    21. Re:Completely impossible, reviving after freezing by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1

      Er ... what part were you objecting to?

    22. Re:Completely impossible, reviving after freezing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed! My past self never did anything for me, which is why my life is so lousy! Why should I help my future self, that bum!

  11. don't hold your breath by mxh83 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The future will likely disallow this kind of inheritance. The main problem with cryogenics right now is that it is not possible to undo the damage caused by the cryogenic procedure. People who have invested in companies like Alcor have done so in the belief that a solution will soon be available. As soon as that happens the world will see a new set of laws that take care of all these loopholes. I would image that they will make sure you don't wake up with an advantage you do not deserve x years into the future. It will be more about people wanting to experience the future than benefiting from it

    1. Re:don't hold your breath by denzacar · · Score: 1

      The future will disallow existence of trust funds?
      Cause that is the basic idea behind this. Put your money into a trust fund today, to have it paid to the person who is effectively you in the future.

      Once you die, you effectively cease to exist, so you can't inherit yourself.
      BUT... you can put your money into a trust fund to have it payable to the person that looks like you, has your DNA and memories and knows all the passwords necessary to activate the account.

      As for "advantage you do not deserve"...
      Actually, I think that if anything, future laws will be passed to regulate "thawing" to suit the needs of the future society.
      Cause that would be A LOT of dead capital, just sitting there in a bank account somewhere, while its owner (in a freezer somewhere) has no real sense of its market value.
      Thawing corpsicles will be like giving money to small children and letting them out in the street.
      There would be no such thing as a recession any more - once you have the cure for all those diseases they froze themselves away from.

      Just thaw the proper batch of 20-21st century cash cows and let them out in the street.
      What else can they do in the future but shop?

       

      Naturally, this whole post is based on two preconditions.

      1. You need cures for various incurable diseases in existence today. One of them being death of old age.
      2. Money and commerce should still be present in the future in such a way that they are a limited but required (and desired) resource.

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    2. Re:don't hold your breath by SirGarlon · · Score: 1

      The main problem with cryogenics right now is that it is not possible to undo the damage caused by the cryogenic procedure.

      No, the main problem with cyrogenics right now is that frozen dead people can't be brought back to life, and there is no evidence this will ever change.

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    3. Re:don't hold your breath by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Outlaw trust funds and the rich will move their money to a country which allows them.

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    4. Re:don't hold your breath by hey! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, they wouldn't outlaw trust funds. They'd regulate and tax trust funds that were essentially scams to take away any advantage from playing dead.

      I'd imagine the scenario would work out this way. This scheme catches on, and a few decades from now trillions of dollars are being managed for the benefit of "dead" people. Then some politician comes up with the obvious idea: let's cut the taxes for the living but shifting the burden to the *dead*. You get revived, and discover that you pretty much can recover your principle, but the interest has been used to create a tax-free socialist paradise for the living. That is *if* the laws allow you to be revived. Imagine the debate we're having about retirement demographics, only now it's *revival* demographics. In twenty years a whole bunch of people are going to be decanted and start drawing money out of the system and throwing their antiquated weight around and generally making life less pleasant for the currently living. Let's put it to a vote: shall we revive everyone's great grandpa and create a new class of economic overlords, or should we keep them frozen and continue to tax them?

      Unless you can arrange to vote from the cryogenic "grave", you shouldn't count on taking it with you. You *might* evade death, but you *won't* evade taxes.

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    5. Re:don't hold your breath by Tekfactory · · Score: 1

      Who cares about what you or I 'deserve'? Why couldn't I pay for the Cryonics, as well as set up a Trust or other Interest bearing tax deferred account and let the compound interest do its magic.

      Where is the harm? You let somebody use your money, and they make money off of the money, the bank pays you a small sum for the inconvenience of tying up the funds.

      I see someone beat me to the point about trusts, but its the notion that laws need to decide what people 'deserve' that galls me.

    6. Re:don't hold your breath by mxh83 · · Score: 1

      I don't quite get your point through all your agitation. Some problems with people continuing to deserve wealth once they are clinically dead
      - richest person will be dead in a cylinder, and contributes nothing
      - people go about screwing up the canisters of the preserved dead important guys (do I need to explain further)
      - politics about revival, some will push for it, others against it
      - former contributors to society who are worthless when they are revived enjoy a better life than regular citizens...

    7. Re:don't hold your breath by DM9290 · · Score: 1

      Outlaw trust funds and the rich will move their money to a country which allows them.

      So, outlaw that too.

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    8. Re:don't hold your breath by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Well, the good news is money won't really matter in any future capable of reviving us. So, worry not, and freeze yourself immediately! I charge only $10,000 per freezing, 100% deposit required before partying^W freezing commences!

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    9. Re:don't hold your breath by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Outlaw moving money? Holy unintended consequences...

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    10. Re:don't hold your breath by Tekfactory · · Score: 1

      Ok, I'm reading your points, and trying to figure out when this became an absolute meritocracy?

      If the richest man is dead, but his money is still working (in a Trust/Foundation) who cares what he himself contributes?

      There are poor people (jobless/homeless) who do not contribute to society (not a slam on poor people) OR gain more from society than they contribute so why does how much money someone has in the bank factor into this?

      In theory your useless 'former' contributor still needs a house, car, doctor, tax accountant, maybe flying car driver, Oldspeak translator, so by his very existence and careful planning he's still moving the economy.

      The money exists in the trust until its dissolved by method indicated in its charter. While the Trust exists, school districts can sell bonds to the Trust in order to build new schools. When they thaw out your corpsicle, you dissolve the trust, but probably find yourself a financial planner or broker to buy different investments, maybe an annuity to pay your bills with. The money never stops working. If you want to buy a yacht and sail around the world, the yacht doesn't magically appear out of some productivity void.

      So why does the future 'deserve' to confiscate this dead guy's wealth. And if you have any reasonable answer to this at all, then tell me why the dead guy shouldn't take himelf and all his assets out with him in a viking funeral.

      People worried about capital being tied up too long and unproductive in the economy should be just as worried about it just vanishing completely.

  12. Yeah right by Orionn2000au · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "some insist that money 'will have no meaning in a future dominated by advanced molecular manufacturing or other engines of mega-abundance."

    Uh huh, sure. And we'll all have flying cars, and we won't need to work because we will have created new ways produce food. And there'll be no wars, and free ice-cream.

    1. Re:Yeah right by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      Why would we need any of those things? We want nice houses because we see nice houses and walk around in nice houses..... Matrix.

      We want to buy nice foods because we enjoy the savory and delicious flavors that they let us experience... Matrix.

      We want fast cars and sports equipment for excitement and thrills... Matrix.

      We want nice clothes and fashionable cars for the way we appear... Matrix.

      Augmented reality, or virtual reality will democratize property. You won't need a factory to build a Lamborghini it'll cost $45, the price of a video game. There is more than enough calories and nutrients to solve world hunger... we just view food as a taste not a supplement. Augmented reality can turn a bland flat wafer into anything you want it to be. All water can taste like coffee and be warm in your mouth and give you the effects of coffee if you want it to. But I'm sure there'll be easier ways with less side effects to keep you awake.

      If you want your transit from one place to another to look and feel like it's in a flying car then feel free to choose that view from your seat in the supersonic maglev. Not sure what requires you to travel in the first place, but so be it if you must physically move from one place to another and can't use a proxy then I'm sure you have your reasons. Still a virtual meeting would be identical to your perception as a real one.

      When you can augment reality and manipulate your own perception of the physical world--what's actually there becomes unimportant. Your clothes can be physically practical but as metadata be fashionable.

    2. Re:Yeah right by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Even a virtual reality needs energy, and your body needs energy (i.e. food) even if your mind is immersed in a virtual reality. Moreover, processing power will continue to need real hardware, which needs materials. As long as food is scarce, and energy is scarce, and materials are scarce, there's always something you'll have to pay for. Maybe it will not be hard to create that Lamborghini in the virtual reality. However who knows what you'll have to pay for the processor time needed to simulate it.

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    3. Re:Yeah right by GospelHead821 · · Score: 1

      A lot of what the parent poster was talking about sounded similar to Kurzweil's singularity idea. My understanding is that the processor power to simulate a Lamborghini will be yours in the same way that the power to imagine a Lamborghini is yours now. You will be a collection of advanced processing and simulation equipment and the difference between imagination and simulation will cease to exist.

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    4. Re:Yeah right by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      And to get the power to imagine a Lamborghini, I'll have to eat. So imagining a Lamborghini costs me something. I for some reason I ever cannot afford to buy new power (in the form of food) or get it otherwise, I'll very soon be not able to imagine a Lamborghini any more. And no, just imagining food will not suffice, I need real food.
      The same of course will be true for the processing power of whatever virtual reality the future might bring. Ultimately it will be built out of real materials and need real energy.

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    5. Re:Yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like the sales pitch I heard in college right before that totally awesome acid trip....

    6. Re:Yeah right by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      I certainly hope so. They aren't talking about a few years from now. If we don't have flying cars or better in 1000years i'd be very confused.

  13. Re:eternal life: "can" does not mean "should" by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

    If your friends got frozen also then that won't be an issue. A related question, if there were a serious apocalyptic event say a nuclear war or a zombie attack or what have you. Would you kill yourself if you turned out to be one of the survivors? I suspect not even if everyone you know is dead. Don't underestimate the human will to live.

  14. Re:eternal life: "can" does not mean "should" by Lupulack · · Score: 4, Insightful

    On the other hand, people in their 20s often pick up and go somewhere they know nobody, where the culture is very different and they have to pick up a whole new set of assumptions. It's called "college".

    I think people in general are far more resilient than you give credit for, especially with the benefit of what would likely be advanced counselling methods.

    Perhaps it's not to your liking, that's fine. Some people are more embedded in their world than others. I think I would manage fine, a whole new world to learn would be fascinating! Besides, you could likely still make the decision at that time that you didn't want to continue, no need to make it *now*!

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  15. Key legal obstacle by Jacques+Chester · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Before coming to my senses, I used to be a law student. Trusts, including estates, was probably my favourite subject. The main vehicle for transmitting wealth between generations is trusts, because they are reliable and well-understood.

    However, in Australia, and other common-law countries such as the UK, Canada and the USA, trusts have a limited life-time. The basic principle is that the dead cannot rule the living. It's called the "rule against perpetuities". If trusts could last forever, more and more of the world's resources would be tied up in trusts with narrow aims and the eventually all the world would be divided between trustees and beneficiaries. So goes the argument, anyhow (this is different from conditional gifts and foundations, by the way, before you start yammering about scholarships and charitable organisations).

    The lifetime of a trust is specified at its creation. In the old days you could make it $DEATH_DATE_OF_SOMEONE + 21 years. So you'd have stuff like "For the life of the Prince of Wales and 21 years", the theory being that it's easy to know when the Prince of Wales carks it. More recently, most jurisdictions have introduced legislation allowing an optional ability to simply fix some time period, usually up to 80 years.

    And that's the problem. If you go into cryo-storage for 81 years, then on awakening you may find that your trust was dissolved and the benefits distributed to your descendants. And until it's proved that you can really come back from death via cryogenic storage, I'd be amazed if the courts changed their stance. Because too many people would try to break the rule against perpetuities by being "frozen".

    Of course, IANAL, this isn't legal advice, YMMV yadda yadda.

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    1. Re:Key legal obstacle by mister_playboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Shouldn't this same line of logic apply to corporations and copyrights? Because right now, I would say the system is definitely breaking this "rule against perpetuities"...

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    2. Re:Key legal obstacle by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

      The rule against perpetuities is not as ironclad as it used to be in the classic common law times. There are a lot of statutory exceptions and some states have even completely abolished the rule.

      I think the bigger problem is to find a way to make your re-created self be the beneficiary. There is absolutely no legal concept of someone dying and then reviving. And usually (although i am not 1oo% sure) if you make yourself the only beneficiary of a trust, the trust will get invalidated as a sham trust.

      Oh yes, this is not legal advice.

    3. Re:Key legal obstacle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This comment is a little misleading.

      The rule against perpetuities is there in the modern era because it is thought that having inalienable inter-generational interests is a Bad Thing.
      There are indeed four states that have "abolished" the rule (Alaska, Idaho, New Jersey, and South Dakota). However while there is no longer any kind of "within X number of years" limitations, there are still limitations on alienability. And that's what could eventually fuck you up. You may be required to have a provision that the manager of your ongoing trust "is allowed to buy and sell trust assets as they see fit." (it's a very common provision). This is all fine and good, until one of your dumbass heirs three generations down the line decides they want to liquidate the trust and invest in banana futures. There is no instrument or language that I am aware of that would prevent them from doing such a thing.

      This article focuses on the financials of leaving money to a future cryogenic self. To me transferring wealth is not the issue. This can most likely be done through some sort of managed corporation (for instance, create and well-capitalize a corporation who's sole task to is to support your frozen ass. That is the stated purpose of the corporation within its charter. Assign a bank as director of the corp. etc).

      The real issue to me is how to ensure that your *RIGHTS* to any future property are preserved. Let's say that you successfully setup a perpetuating cash source. Let's also pretend that 100 years from now they are able to bring you back. There is absolutely no guarantee at all that you will have any right to claim any of your money. Being technically dead, any contract you had has long since ended and is unenforceable. You can't claim any ownership of property, because you're dead. Sure, you have this nice charter saying that this is your money, but there is nothing stopping the bank from telling you to go drink lemonade and then throwing your frozen head in the trash.

      The end result is that the other entity *could* give you the money that was agreed upon, but they aren't obligated to and you have no right to it. So now you're at their mercy to keep their word. That's a dangerous fucking place to be folks.

    4. Re:Key legal obstacle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      No. The law against perpetuities applies to conveyances of property from a grantor to a grantee. *Usually* this is in the context of a transfer via a will or through an estate.

      Corporations are considered legal entities. Modern law does not require them to have a lifespan. Thus because an existing corporation is technically a "living person", there is no conveyance thus the rule against perpetuities doesn't apply.

    5. Re:Key legal obstacle by Jacques+Chester · · Score: 1

      "To me transferring wealth is not the issue. This can most likely be done through some sort of managed corporation (for instance, create and well-capitalize a corporation who's sole task to is to support your frozen ass. That is the stated purpose of the corporation within its charter. Assign a bank as director of the corp. etc)."

      That would be unlikely to work, IMO. Remember, trusts come from the *facts* of a situation, not merely from documents. A court could look at this scheme, reasonably conclude that it's a trust (someone holding common-law legal title to something with future-you as the beneficiary) and apply the rule against perpetuities. It's not as though people haven't tried for centuries to break that rule and failed.

      " Being technically dead, any contract you had has long since ended and is unenforceable."

      Which is another reason why the law of trusts would apply, not the law of contracts. But there would still be difficulty in assigning yourself as beneficiary post-death. You could make it a class trust (ie, "For the benefit of persons having this particular DNA ..." or "For the benefit of persons knowing this 16 digit password"), but that would probably get shot down as too general, or perhaps, too obviously specific.

      Trusts are hard to game because they spring from equity, and equity is not a rigid system of logic like a computer program. It is specifically flexible and based on judicial discretion to slap down people who try to game the common law.

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    6. Re:Key legal obstacle by GryMor · · Score: 1

      Except, you aren't actually dead. Death is the permanent cessation of life functions, if you have been revived, you aren't dead and you were at no time dead.

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    7. Re:Key legal obstacle by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      However, the argument applies:

      If trusts could last forever, more and more of the world's resources would be tied up in trusts with narrow aims and the eventually all the world would be divided between trustees and beneficiaries.

      Coroporations can last forever, and they definitively tie up resources, and also have very narrow aims.

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    8. Re:Key legal obstacle by dkleinsc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      the theory being that it's easy to know when the Prince of Wales carks it

      Of course, in practice, it would be really challenging to know when the Prince of Wales carks it, because periodically the Prince of Wales becomes the King of England, and one of his sons becomes Prince of Wales. There are in fact only 4 Princes of Wales that died while holding that title (Edward the Black Prince, Arthur Tudor, Henry Stuart, Frederick Louis). In other words, those trusts could be around a lot longer than intended, unless they were listed as basing the timing off of when the current Prince of Wales carks it.

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    9. Re:Key legal obstacle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some artificial persons are more equal than others... take the courts, the congress and Dick Cheney as examples, and you'll see what I mean.

    10. Re:Key legal obstacle by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Copyrights currently have expiration dates; corporations are owned by living people, so there's no concern over the dead ruling the living.

      If more slashdotters took a few intro-to-law classes, comments like these wouldn't be made, or at least they wouldn't be modded Insightful when they were.

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    11. Re:Key legal obstacle by Jacques+Chester · · Score: 1

      It's based on the person identified by the title, not the title itself. So if I used that form today, it would mean Charles, son of Elizabeth the Second, regardless of when he ascended to be King.

      I know that as geeks we give lawyers a lot of putdowns for being dicks, but the "equity" branch of law is sensible. And nobody hates people trying to game the system more than a judge.

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    12. Re:Key legal obstacle by Jacques+Chester · · Score: 3, Informative

      The rule against perpetuities arose out of the history of "Uses", which is an older form of trusts. Landlords would deed land to lawyers or friends "with such and such portion for the use of my eldest son Harold, such and such to the use of Edward" and so on.

      There was no way to break these, and so over the course of centuries, the land holdings would become impossibly and uneconomically fragmented. Even if circumstances had radically changed, it could mean that the wishes of your great-great-great-grandfather was basically making you destitute.

      Basically that's how the rule against perpetuities came about. Remember, that while a corporation has an indefinite lifetime, it is definitely *alive*. It reacts dynamically to changing circumstances. It continues to exchange title to goods, purchase or provide services etc. Companies "die" during windups or bankruptcies.

      Imagine if companies that went bankrupt in 1650 had perpetual trusts on their assets. Whole parts of the world would be unusable because they were "only" to be used for growing cotton or whathaveyou. That's the kind of situation the old "uses" led to.

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    13. Re:Key legal obstacle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note that many US state jurisdictions, along with many non-US jurisdictions, have abolished the Rule Against Perpetuities, due to pressure from well heeled persons and families within jurisdictions.

      I am a trusts and estates attorney.

    14. Re:Key legal obstacle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That would be unlikely to work, IMO. Remember, trusts come from the *facts* of a situation, not merely from documents. A court could look at this scheme, reasonably conclude that it's a trust (someone holding common-law legal title to something with future-you as the beneficiary) and apply the rule against perpetuities. It's not as though people haven't tried for centuries to break that rule and failed."

      1. Not if you are a Delaware Corporation. As long as the designee follows all corporate formalities (annual board meeting, meeting minutes, separate bank accounts, etc) then the veil is damn near bulletproof. It is difficult at that point for trust law to get close.

      2. Setting up a corporation for the benefit of a single entity is also a legit corporate purpose.

      3. The trade-off is and has always been one of control: The grantor wants to not only preserve the estate, but to control what is done with it. These two together result in an inalienable perpetual heavy handed entity.
      My proposal seeks to mitigate some of that through an ongoing corporate entity. The trade-off here is one of control as the corporation structure takes away some of that.

    15. Re:Key legal obstacle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How so? Copyright only lasts 75 years or so. Works from the beginning of the 20th century are as public domain as the estates of those that died in that time are dispersed.

    16. Re:Key legal obstacle by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Well, that for sure makes things a lot more sensible, and it demonstrates a difference between law as practiced in the UK versus the US, where that sort of loophole would probably get upheld.

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    17. Re:Key legal obstacle by DM9290 · · Score: 1

      However, the argument applies:

      If trusts could last forever, more and more of the world's resources would be tied up in trusts with narrow aims and the eventually all the world would be divided between trustees and beneficiaries.

      Coroporations can last forever, and they definitively tie up resources, and also have very narrow aims.

      Corporations continue to serve the interests of their shareholders (who are living) and are run by living officers. Even if the name of a given corporation that has been around for 200 years is the same, its a whole different set of players. The living are still ruling the living.

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    18. Re:Key legal obstacle by Jacques+Chester · · Score: 1

      I'll have to defer to you on the mechanics of Delaware corporations. Well outside my limited studies.

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    19. Re:Key legal obstacle by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Copyrights currently have expiration dates [...]

      (First of all: WTF Slashdot! I used to be able to drag-and-drop text into the comment box. Oh well, whatever.)

      Copyrights have "show" expiration dates. Eldred was shot down in the Supreme Court, but make no mistake; before the copyrights on The Mouse are up, we will have an additional 20-year extension (retroactive!) applied to copyright.

      Now, extending copyrights for newly-created works after the extension is passed, that's one thing.

      But extending copyrights for works that were create under the social contract that existed at the time is ridiculous on the face of it. Disney's works should have long ago entered the public domain, so that we can riff off of them in the exact same manner that they legally riffed off of Grimm's Fairy Tales.

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    20. Re:Key legal obstacle by owlicks58 · · Score: 1

      Just to keep up my reputation as an anal law person, I have one slight correction. The Rule Against Perpetuities invalidates future interests that do not vest within 21 years of the death of the last identifiable LIFE IN BEING at the time the interest was created. Thus, it's not necessarily measured by the life of the creator, but could be measured (and likely would be) by the life of a beneficiary, making it possible for the interest to potentially reach across multiple generations. Fun fact: In my home state of Washington, the Rule Against Perpetuities does not come into effect until 150 years after the instrument is created.

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    21. Re:Key legal obstacle by Jacques+Chester · · Score: 1

      I'm not an American lawyer so I can't be sure, but in general the common law works similarly in most countries on civil matters like contracts, trusts, equity and the like. In particular, in equity (and trusts are a major subfield of equity) the law is not applied rigidly. In equity Judges are compelled to act on goals of fairness, not on precise rules per se.

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    22. Re:Key legal obstacle by argorg · · Score: 1

      IANAL also but isn't this particular case one that you could risk typing: I'm sure this will work for you. I'm a fully qualified multi-jurisdiction attorney and agree to be bonded to guarantee this without exception. Go ahead, freeze yourself and I will personally reimburse you the insurance benefit plus 20% plus all litigation costs. Please contact my estate should any problem arise: Guy Who's Not a Lawyer But Somehow Still Willing to Vow His All for You, Urn 38, Cemetary

  16. There's an easier way by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just leave 93 cents in the bank. After 1000 years accruing interest you'll have 4.3 billion dollars.

    I do suggest changing your PIN number though, just in case.

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    1. Re:There's an easier way by XanC · · Score: 1

      I'd like a cheese pizza and a large soda, please.

    2. Re:There's an easier way by mister_playboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...and with the way inflation works, your 4.3 billion dollars will buy you half a slice of bread once you've been thawed.

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    3. Re:There's an easier way by JimboFBX · · Score: 1

      no, in some bizarre twist, everything will cost the same it does today. Guh!

    4. Re:There's an easier way by lee1026 · · Score: 1

      Historically, real interest rates (the nominal interest rate - inflation) have been about 2%. So in 1000 years, that 93 cents will be worth about 370 million in inflation adjusted terms. A respectable sum.

    5. Re:There's an easier way by mpe · · Score: 1

      Historically, real interest rates (the nominal interest rate - inflation) have been about 2%. So in 1000 years, that 93 cents will be worth about 370 million in inflation adjusted terms. A respectable sum.

      Depending on inflation. Has there yet been a bank or currency which has lasted that long?

    6. Re:There's an easier way by Jardine · · Score: 1

      Depending on inflation. Has there yet been a bank or currency which has lasted that long?

      Banca Monte dei Paschi di Siena was founded in 1472. So halfway there.

    7. Re:There's an easier way by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

      I had $25 left in a bank account for a couple of years. The bank ate it all up with service charges until the balance went negative and then when I didn't pay the bill they closed out the account and said I was lucky they didn't come after me.

      Fuck the banks. I can't wait for the economy to totally crash and for all the monkey men and monkey women in suits to flip out and destroy themselves. Sure, I'll probably die myself, but I'm going to go laughing while pointing out that I told them so.

      (Nah. I'll probably be a chump and provide comfort like I always seem to do in person. I just wish people would grow a few extra brain cells and get a clue or two so I won't be the only one not flipping out when the whole thing goes to shit. That Swine Flu idiocy was a great indicator of what you can expect from the populace, and that was threat-level "kindergarten". The people you think are smart but who fell for the H1N1 mind game are exactly the people who are going to totally lose their fucking minds when the sky actually falls. Total liabilities.)

      -FL

    8. Re:There's an easier way by tomtomtom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Has there yet been a bank or currency which has lasted that long?

      Gold. Plus, if you get gold coins rather than bullion there's a chance that that they will acquire rarity value over 1000 years (due to the milling, engraving etc) over and above the value of the base metal itself and so enhance your rate of return. Ancient coins still have a high value attached to them despite the empires to which they belonged being long-dead.

    9. Re:There's an easier way by blackest_k · · Score: 3, Interesting

      one slight problem with that

      http://www.unclaimedfinances.co.uk/facts-dormant-bank-accounts-government-act.html
      In November 2008 the government passed the Dormant Bank and Building Society Accounts Act. One of the major principles of the act is to reinvest unclaimed money back into the community. So what exactly does this mean for those who are looking to reclaim their lost money?

      Dormant Bank Accounts and Unclaimed Assets
      In banking terms a bank account is dormant if there has been no customer activity within a set time period; usually between three and 15 years. Most banks will write to customers asking if they wish the account to remain active. However, in a number of cases banks will not be able to reach customers due to reasons such as moving home or name changes. Customers can still reclaim money in dormant bank accounts even if the money has been redistributed under the Dormant Bank Account Act.

    10. Re:There's an easier way by Krneki · · Score: 1

      Historically, real interest rates (the nominal interest rate - inflation) have been about 2%. So in 1000 years, that 93 cents will be worth about 370 million in inflation adjusted terms. A respectable sum. Depending on inflation. Has there yet been a bank or currency which has lasted that long?

      The modern banking started during the Renaissance in the 14th–16th centuries.

      And in the final sum you have to calculate also the account expenses the banks charges. It's possible, if the sum is not high enough, to own money to the bank after 1000 year.

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    11. Re:There's an easier way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly! You're more likely to wake up and be given the money in 10 bottlecops, then lose your hands because it turned out to be a bottlecap mine.

      Yeah, looks like it is about time for me to hit some Fallout.

    12. Re:There's an easier way by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1
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    13. Re:There's an easier way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I don't know what bank you use, but from my perspective the entire industry seems bent on making sure that there is no such thing as perpetual wealth. On top of the annual membership fees most banks charged for credit accounts, there are now fees for non-use. The way things are going, I fully expect that that next fee will be one for crediting your deposit account with the interest earned on the principle.

    14. Re:There's an easier way by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Trust me, just pack in a bunch of anchovies with you in the chamber--WAY more valuable than cash in the future.

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    15. Re:There's an easier way by maxume · · Score: 1

      Did you read what you posted? In the last sentence there, it states that customers can claim money that has been redistributed.

      I guess there could be some mistake in the copying or whatever.

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    16. Re:There's an easier way by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      The government sells inflation-protected bonds. So instead of getting 4% on your money and taking your chances with inflation, you get 2% interest on top of whatever the inflation rate is (basically).

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    17. Re:There's an easier way by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Indeed. You'll be lucky if it's enough to cover the expense of thawing you.

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    18. Re:There's an easier way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Get as old gold coins as possible. Also You can have them frozen with you. Don't tell anyone what's in the box though. Tomb robers and all.

    19. Re:There's an easier way by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Have the popsicle company you are donating your corpse to run your finances while you are gone?

    20. Re:There's an easier way by lee1026 · · Score: 1

      Rather low interest rate though. A dollar worth of gold coins from 1000 years ago are not worth very much today (compared to the millions that one could get in theory with banks)

    21. Re:There's an easier way by blackest_k · · Score: 1

      yes they can provided they can supply evidence of entitlement.

      That could be harder than you think especially if your an heir.

    22. Re:There's an easier way by Eil · · Score: 1

      If that, even. There are few, if any, investments in existence that can do all three of:

      1) compound interest with no human interaction for that length of time

      2) guarantee a net positive return

      3) have an average annual rate of return better than the average annual inflation rate

    23. Re:There's an easier way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its like that old internet scam, you send them money which they promise to keep in a bank account producing interes for centuries, eventually after the time machine has been build some body from the future, will send the earned interest to the past back to you and keep 20% for himself

    24. Re:There's an easier way by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

        Two problems with that approach that I can think of right off the top of my head:

        1) How do you guarantee that the coins will still be there when you awaken? No guarantee even Lloyds is going to survive forever.

        2) If a lot of people are being frozen and being revived using the same idea, that diminishes the value of your stash... :)

        SB

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    25. Re:There's an easier way by tomtomtom · · Score: 1

      How do you know what a dollar was worth 1000 years ago? Until the 20th century, there were many periods when deflation was the norm rather than the exception, so £1 in 1820 adjusted for inflation would only be worth £73 today. Now compare that to the value of an 1820 gold sovereign - originally worth £1, one might go for £1000 today in very fine condition.

    26. Re:There's an easier way by blackest_k · · Score: 1

      did I write that?

      what I was trying to say was that the government will make you jump through hoops until they are satisfied that you have a right to the money. It's still a seizure of money that the government is not entitled too.

      The big problem is that for many elderly people the memory gets hazy and they may well have forgotten they hold the account. I've got a couple of old accounts with very little in them but they have never been formally closed if I died no one would have a clue they existed.

  17. Remember what happened to Fry by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just be prepared for what is bound to happen. Your bike will likely get stolen.

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    1. Re:Remember what happened to Fry by Hitokiri+Battousai · · Score: 1

      And your dog will die :(

    2. Re:Remember what happened to Fry by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

      The ending of that episode with Fry's dog in front of the pizza place was actually a tearjerker... dog ages, lays down, closes eyes, The End. How sad!

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    3. Re:Remember what happened to Fry by kalirion · · Score: 1

      But you'll be a billionaire once you bother to check your bank account!

      Just stay away from anchovies.

  18. Re:eternal life: "can" does not mean "should" by mxh83 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My answer- "yes". I would give anything to experience the world 200 years from now even if it means starting off with nothing. And if I'm that disappointed with "social issues" there's always the option that exists today to end it. Don't generalize.

  19. hah.. by okmijnuhb · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Your cryogenic machine will be unplugged by some of the 78 trillion inhabitants of earth and your body will be used for food. Power shortages will have already rendered your flesh ripe and unpalatable, but you will be consumed regardless.
    But worry not, your fortunes would have been confiscated by the corrupt state, and were you to be revived, you would owe a small fortune for the "maintenance" of your rotted corpse, despite the fact that your machine has too been cannibalized for it's parts and scrap.
    Had you awoken in the future, you'd have felt you left a virtual paradise, for a poisoned and hellish war zone, your debilitated body and mind only barely aware that the band of rogues that revived you only did so for profit, and are holding you hostage, with yourself as the source of ransom. When it's found you are without value, your decayed body will be allowed to die it's second and final death.

    1. Re:hah.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The scary part is that makes more sense than most of the other posts here...

    2. Re:hah.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A more realistic scenario, after the people pay so much money, the cryo lab will go bankrupt due to the corporate officers leaving the country with all the cash. Then by "accident", the liquid nitrogen tanks get removed, thawing out all the bodies in the tanks.

      So, in in a few years time, any next of kin get urns in the mail, and an invoice for the cremation.

    3. Re:hah.. by thoughtspace · · Score: 1

      Well, that sort of happened with the pharaohs.

    4. Re:hah.. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

      What? No talking apes? I paid for talking apes living in mud huts with rifles they have no industry capable of providing ammunition for!

      Damn YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

      -FL

    5. Re:hah.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep giving Africa aid money and that's exactly what you'll get. A bunch of stupid apes running around using tools they barely understand. "Stick go BOOM. Haha".

    6. Re:hah.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, the AC above me is probably going to get marked a troll, and though a bit off topic to the original post, is nonetheless a little bit on mark:

      http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/PlanetoftheApes/racial2.htm

    7. Re:hah.. by MattSausage · · Score: 0

      Is there a reason this racist crap isn't modded flamebait?

    8. Re:hah.. by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 1

      I already read this in a short story...

      Tomb robbers will break into my cryogenic storage facility, see the pretty lights, and break the machinery.

      My semiaware body, badly in need of intensive care after having been hauled out of my cryo-capsule after an incomplete revivification sequence, will be shoved aside while the neobarbarians rip out the pretty wires as their Just Rewards for their efforts.

    9. Re:hah.. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A bunch of stupid apes running around using tools they barely understand.

      Dude, you just described 95% of America, including yourself.

      -FL

    10. Re:hah.. by kuzb · · Score: 1

      Your cryogenic machine will be unplugged by some of the 78 trillion inhabitants of earth and your body will be used for food. Power shortages will have already rendered your flesh ripe and unpalatable, but you will be consumed regardless.

      This is why instead of investing in cryogenics, I'm investing in soylent green.

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    11. Re:hah.. by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

        95%+ of humanity ;)

      SB

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  20. Ted Williams by Beelzebud · · Score: 1

    Great plan as long as your frozen head can withstand the blunt force trauma of being hit like a baseball.

  21. The Future Will be a Beautiful Place by bistromath007 · · Score: 1

    It'll be pretty awesome when this actually works, and becomes popular, and inflation adjusts for the fact that thousands of people who have done nothing but use electricity for a century or two all have an amount of money equal to a sizable life insurance payout. :V

  22. Money rusts by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    "If you take a large amount of money and invest it carefully, at a good rate of return, compounded annually, it will eventually be worth nothing" Robert Heinlein. How much is a Drachma worth today? or a Lira, or a Spanish, or a Deutch Mark - yeah, they don't exist anymore and are worth diddly squat...

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    1. Re:Money rusts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could say the same about guilders. However, I had a decent amount of guilders, and when the currency change came, they silently turned into euros (or euri like we half-jokingly call them). That doesn't mean your quote is necessarily wrong... but money tends to last a lot better than most other things. The world is owned by dynasties of rich people. I guess eventually the sun will explode, but until then...

    2. Re:Money rusts by bertoelcon · · Score: 1

      You could get coin collectors to buy your money.

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    3. Re:Money rusts by Eivind · · Score: 1

      That's not actually true. First, money that is -invested- is generally used to buy something of value, typically something like land, commodities or fractions of companies (i.e. stock)

      Second, wise investment means diversification. Certainly, some of the things you buy, will become worthless, but that's acceptable if you invest in a wide selection of different things.

      A diversified portfolio only becomes worth zero if EVERY one of the items invested in, simultaneously drop to zero value.

      I can't see that happening other than either if a global despotic government nationalizes all value, or if humanity stop being physical.

    4. Re:Money rusts by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but you'd have to be several degrees above "Carbonite" in order to properly manage your portfolio.

      -FL

    5. Re:Money rusts by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

      If you have your drachma in notes, they're still worth 1/340.75 of a euro, at least until the 1st of March 2012, because the Bank of Greece will still exchange them based on the face value.

      If your drachma were sitting in a bank account then they were probably converted automatically to euros.

    6. Re:Money rusts by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      You can always appoint someone else (a trustee) to manage the portfolio for you.

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    7. Re:Money rusts by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      How much is a Drachma worth today?

      Depends which drachma you are referring to: if you are referring to the silver coin of ancient Greece traded for its metal value with a weight around 4.3 grams, then about USD 2.67.

      Now, that is very roughly an order of magnitude less purchasing power than when it was minted, but a single drachma, invested 1% interest compounded annually over 2,500 years would still be worth around $700 billion, even given the decline in the purchasing power of silver. Most people would consider this a sizable fortune.

      The real problem that would make it worthless isn't that the currency in which the entitlement is denominated has become worthless, but that neither a legal system that would enforce the contract entered into 2,500 years ago, nor any party against which the debt could be enforced even if any legal system would do so, exists now.

      Financial investments are social constructs dependent on the continued existence of social institutions.

    8. Re:Money rusts by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

      You can always appoint someone else (a trustee) to manage the portfolio for you.

      Yes, leaving one's money in the hands of others always works out SO well. (Sarcasm) And that's when people are still alive!

      -FL

    9. Re:Money rusts by Eivind · · Score: 1

      Not at all. Random distribution will tend to get you a return similar to that of the indexes.

      Which makes sense: If there was a -known- way of doing worse than the indexes, all you'd need to do to beat the indexes, would be to do the oposite of this known way.

      It does however take a bit of cash, it's hard to get a reasonable distribution on different geographical areas and investment-classes if your total invested is much smaller than say $50K or so.

  23. What the future will be like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recommend you to read Ray Kurzweil's Law of Accelerating Returns http://www.kurzweilai.net/articles/art0134.html?printable=1
    It may change the way you think. While some idiots would simply laugh at his predictions, consider reading Ray's earlier predictions.

  24. Hah. As if. by bmo · · Score: 1

    Before you decide to put yourself on ice, listen to the "This American Life" podcast.

    http://www.thisamericanlife.org/Radio_Episode.aspx?sched=1291

    Right.

    Let me decompose into wormfood quietly, please.

  25. Re:Hah. As if. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, having one's head shoved in a vat with someone else's corpse in the garage of a flake who is trying to save on dry ice bills, while he worries about the health inspectors coming down on him for illegally storing human remains w/o a permit is not too encouraging a start to one's goal of a future full of compound interest and sci-fi hotties, really.

  26. The Door into Summer by fractalVisionz · · Score: 1

    Looks like Heinlein was right again.

    Time to buy some more Hired Girl stock!

    1. Re:The Door into Summer by LukeWebber · · Score: 1

      Bingo. But remember what happened to most of the other clients of that particular insurance company/cryo facility? Even the protagonist was lucky to get out with his life.

      I'm also thinking of Niven's World out of Time. Odds were even longer.

    2. Re:The Door into Summer by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

      I was wondering if someone was going to mention that the idea is an old one. Now if they would only get into the mass production of gold business and better bots. We already have a much better version of Drafting Dan.

  27. DNF by owlman17 · · Score: 1

    By then, we'd be playing DNF on ReactOS or Hurd 3.0, running on our mega-core phones.

    1. Re:DNF by soupforare · · Score: 1

      Hurd

      Nah, no we won't.

      --
      --- Do you believe in the day?
    2. Re:DNF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean hurd 0.0.0.1_prealpha_1

  28. Niven by MadUndergrad · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the Larry Niven short story about Gil the ARM and the organleggers.

    1. Re:Niven by piojo · · Score: 1

      The Heinlein story Door into Summer is even more appropriate. The summary was basically the premise of the book.

      --
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    2. Re:Niven by Tejin · · Score: 1

      Or A World out of Time. In that one the state decided that property willed by frozen people to themselves was forfeit, and thawed people had no rights under the law, being legally dead still.

      --
      The seekers do no need truth, the seekers do find truth and the finding do be painful
    3. Re:Niven by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Niven already postulated that the courts will have long ago disallowed the dead from owning property. It simply wasn't fair to the heirs. (World Enough and Time, I think)

    4. Re:Niven by evilWurst · · Score: 1

      I was thinking about those Niven stories when I saw the blurb on the front page, and that's why I clicked to see comments.

      In the Niven stories, basically, as more people got frozen, the number of their potential heirs increased, until eventually they got the corpsicles declared legally dead so they could get the money for themselves.

      Later, it was possible to sometimes harvest organs from the frozen corpses, so this was also done. And later still, when it was possible to revive some of them, since they were legally dead they had no rights...

    5. Re:Niven by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, there's a whole set of Niven stories involving corpsicles... mildly entertaining if you don't mind the outrageously confused ideas about politics, technology, medicine, crime, drugs, evolution, and human interaction.

    6. Re:Niven by Rexdude · · Score: 1

      It was called 'The Patchwork Girl'.

      --
      "..One hosts to look them up, one DNS to find them, and in the darkness BIND them."
  29. one thing by shentino · · Score: 1

    Let's say you're cryogenically frozen, and that cryogenic freezing is lethal as seems to be the case.

    Either:

    1) You are already dead, and thus revival is already a moot point
    2) The freeze kills you, revival is impossible, and the cryoplant is now on the hook for murder.

    Given the current evidence against revival, anyone that places you in cryostasis while you are still alive is guilty of murder since they ought to know damn well you won't be coming back.

    And if you're already dead, well, even if cryostasis didn't damage you any further you'd still be just as dead as before.

    1. Re:one thing by XcepticZP · · Score: 1

      First, they're not allowed to euthanize you. That is illegal in quite a few places. If you do want to be frozen now, you might as well just kill yourself.

      Second. You're giving us a false dichotomy with your "only two options" comment. Yeah, sure you mention it in context of us knowing for a fact that cryogenically freezing someone will irreversibly kill them, but you're still clouding the matter. For one, we don't actually know that cryogenically freezing someone is 100% irreversible. Besides, what on earth do you mean by "lethal"? Dude, you do realize you're already DEAD when they start?

  30. Cryo has got to be the most brilliant scam ever by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Of course it is a bad scam preying on old people. But there are many such scams. The brilliant thing about cryogenics or whatever they call it is that the scammers can never be discovered. Let's face it it will not be possible to revive those poor dead people for a long time and probably forever. Even if micro biology advances it will not be possible because freezing tissue destroys all the cells and turns everything into mush. They need more than micro biology they need someone to reverse entropy, and good luck with that.

    But anyways, let's imagine, for the sake of argument that it does become possible to revive those ppl. Even if that happens it will be far far in the future. And then of course when the people discover that everything has been stolen and there is no money in those funds, the perpetrators will be looong gone. Of course it is likely that by that time someone will have stopped paying the bills, the freezers would be switched off and some unlucky municipal government will have a hundred thousand rapidly thawing severed human heads to deal with.

    1. Re:Cryo has got to be the most brilliant scam ever by Beelzebud · · Score: 1

      Using an air conditioner in a room, as a comparison to reversing entropy on someone who has been frozen, is a pretty huge stretch...

    2. Re:Cryo has got to be the most brilliant scam ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Of course it is a bad scam preying on old people.

      How is it any different from the graveyard scam? What's the difference between paying someone to mow the grass over your coffin and polish your tombstone compared to paying someone to power and maintain a freezer?

    3. Re:Cryo has got to be the most brilliant scam ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but given the advances in say, 1000 years if all goes well for humanity, it would probably be even easier than turning on an air conditioner.

      Who knows, humanity might have artificially evolved itself in to one huge collective mind, sorta like the Borg but less evil.

      Or you might be stolen and revived by some company who decide to use your body for experiments to revive people in the first place and join them up to a body, or generally as a subject for testing chemicals.
      Or maybe use you for testing brain-computer interfaces.
      Hell, you could end up being awoken by evil robots...

    4. Re:Cryo has got to be the most brilliant scam ever by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Even if micro biology advances it will not be possible because freezing tissue destroys all the cells and turns everything into mush.

      This is an honest question... why do people keep saying this? Frozen meat is still meat when it's thawed, it hasn't lost anything except "life" as we understand it. It still has the same texture, it still has the same consistency, and, if you pass a current through it, the muscle will still contract in some cases.

      Please explain what it means to "turn everything into mush" because I seem to be missing something.

      I don't think cryogenics will work, even if we get to a point where we could "bring back the dead" because I believe it will simply be a case of zombieland at that point, but that's a whole different subject matter.

      --
      "Growing old is inevitable; growing up is optional."
    5. Re:Cryo has got to be the most brilliant scam ever by XcepticZP · · Score: 1

      They don't even freeze the tissue anymore. Well, the body they do with the standard cryogenic techniques. But your brain goes through a process called vitrification. This essentially bypasses the "freezing" and turns the water in your cells into a sort of glass state. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryopreservation#Vitrification

      People really keep spewing this nonsense, and it is sad that they are so ill-informed. I mean, you can clearly see scientific breakthroughs benefiting newly preserved people. They don't point that out. They merely point out that freezing bursts cells and promptly end the discussion with "you're an idiot; you're being scammed".

      -XcepticZP

    6. Re:Cryo has got to be the most brilliant scam ever by MattSausage · · Score: 0

      This person makes an excellent point.

    7. Re:Cryo has got to be the most brilliant scam ever by maxume · · Score: 1

      An air conditioner does not reverse entropy, it expends energy in order to shift it around. For instance, there is a good chance that the information in your brain might decay as follows:

      Buzzo
      Guzzo
      GBzzo
      GBRzo
      GBwzo
      GBwzq
      GBwuq

      You can't just 'reverse' that, the original information is simply gone (well, maybe the cryo company has unbelievable tech and is able to keep track of the changes, but no, they don't).

      --
      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
    8. Re:Cryo has got to be the most brilliant scam ever by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      It's not a scam, it's just a burial option (doesn't even cost much more than most other burial options) that may or may not be less creepy to you than the other burial options.

      --
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    9. Re:Cryo has got to be the most brilliant scam ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course it is a bad scam preying on old people. But there are many such scams. The brilliant thing about cryogenics or whatever they call it is that the scammers can never be discovered. Let's face it it will not be possible to revive those poor dead people for a long time and probably forever. .

      Of course it is a bad scam preying on old people. But there are many such scams. The brilliant thing about religion or whatever they call it is that the scammers can never be discovered. Let's face it it will not be possible to resurrect those poor dead people, ever.

      Cryonics on the other hand has some science behind it. Religion has zilch. well religion does have cradle-to-grave indoctrination going for it so I suppose that is something. In the end are you going to bet the extremely long odds or the guaranty?

      Besides when it comes to lawsuits I think people who are allowed to invest the popsicle's money, until the end of time, will have an interest in maintaining that control and will not want to see laws enacted that give the cash to descendants (if there are any). I hear banks and Wallstreet have a modicum of political sway these days.

    10. Re:Cryo has got to be the most brilliant scam ever by khallow · · Score: 1

      How much is a "good chance"? These people freeze the heads precisely to reduce the effects of entropy.

    11. Re:Cryo has got to be the most brilliant scam ever by maxume · · Score: 1

      Well, it isn't really all that quantifiable (especially without the time frame), but it isn't a key part of what I was saying, I would have been better off putting "Let's say, for instance, some information in your brain happens to degrade in the following manner:".

      The point is that it isn't likely that any damage entropy does to information could simply be reversed (things like cellular damage would probably be more reversible, as some sort of template could be employed).

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    12. Re:Cryo has got to be the most brilliant scam ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course it is a bad scam preying on old people. But there are many such scams.

      Burial is a bigger scam. We don't have an infinite supply of land or the labor to maintain deathways. Is cyro better? It would be hard to be worse. When I write my will (no wife/childrent) I will specify cremation and scattering. Ashes to ashes...

    13. Re:Cryo has got to be the most brilliant scam ever by jdavidb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      freezing tissue destroys all the cells and turns everything into mush

      Right, that's why if you freeze an embryo, you can't revive it and implant it and expect it to develop into a fetus and later a baby. It's just dead, because it was destroyed in the freezing process.

    14. Re:Cryo has got to be the most brilliant scam ever by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      I don't believe in the viability of any of this crap for any of the technical, sociological or economic reasons that should seem pretty damned obvious to anyone with an IQ above room temperature. HOWEVER, " the freezers would be switched off " is annoyingly frequent here and is pretty astounding. The corpsicles are put in liquid nitrogen. They are not powered freezers. They require _zero_ power. They operate on the same basic principles as your average Thermos.

      But, ultimately, the primary reason this will never happen is we need people to die for society and the species itself to be sustainable. The irony is that by removing death from the equation, you end up with even more death, certainly the potential for a lot more suffering.

      Apart from that, people take risks now, basically because they realize "I'm going to die someday anyway, probably tomorrow, so screw it I AM going to be an astronaut, work in a level-4 biohazard lab, fish crab for you, be a coal miner, whatever." Remove death from the equation and the risk-aversion would become paralyzing. Worse, currently, if you accidentally run someone over with a bus, you shaved a tangible amount of time off someone who we're pretty certain was doomed to the dirt nap shortly anyway, so we sort of let it go unless you made a pretty devoted effort in dispatching them. In a society with a reasonable expectation of physical immortality, you just caused effectively infinite damage to someone who could have had infinite value to society -- hey, with 1500 years, that unfortunate roadkill could have gone from flipping burgers at 50 to being the next Einstein, Sagan, and Hawking combined by the ripe age of 220 and still have time to best Mozart by 350. What would we do to you? Horribly execute, then revive you only to execute you again and again for all eternity? To people expecting to live a thousand or so years, that would seem a perfectly reasonable punishment for pulverizing someone in their bilssful youth of 93. But then, we could conceivably extract infinite benefit from you, so maybe we'd just put you in a forced labor camp with no hope of death, but just execute and revive you every alternate Saturday for kicks, then send you back to the mines.

    15. Re:Cryo has got to be the most brilliant scam ever by wasmoke · · Score: 1

      Since it looks like the other comments haven't covered this and I can't stand for you to not understand this... "I reverse entropy every time I turn on my air conditioner." No, you don't. You are creating more heat outside your house than you are sucking out of the air inside your house. You are not magically making the universe colder by using an AC unit.

    16. Re:Cryo has got to be the most brilliant scam ever by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      You are creating more heat outside your house than you are sucking out of the air inside your house. You are not magically making the universe colder by using an AC unit.

      The universe's entropy increases... it's a closed system so it is unavoidable. The house's entropy decreases (much like the entropy of a heap of bricks decreases when organized in to a wall.) The point is that "entropy always increases" is only true within a closed system, and hence the great-grand parent's point about "reversing entropy" in the human body is actually quite trivial.

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    17. Re:Cryo has got to be the most brilliant scam ever by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

      Have you ever noticed how meat tastes so much different when it has been frozen and thawed than when it is fresh. I thought the difference was obvious and well known, but I suppose nowadays most people only eat frozen meat so they don't know. Well I will not go off on another rant about how fast food is changing America, but freezing definitely destroys cells and plays all kinds of havoc with DNA.

    18. Re:Cryo has got to be the most brilliant scam ever by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

      But even a thermos warms up eventually. If you want to store something in liquid nitrogen on earth, you have to keep actively cooling the liquid nitrogen because eventually heat from the external environment will come in and the liquid nitrogen will start warming up and boiling off.

    19. Re:Cryo has got to be the most brilliant scam ever by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

      Well the basic question is if the freezing and thawing process will change information bearing chemicals in the brain in a random way. If information is changed in a random way there is no way to get it back.

      We know from quantum mechanics that on atomic level things are pretty much random. And while freezing is intended to stop all changes, getting to the frozen state involves some drastic changes.

      So from my limited knowledge of chemistry and physics I will say the chance is pretty much certain. But granted, my knowledge is limited.

    20. Re:Cryo has got to be the most brilliant scam ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, soo.... a octogenarian that after being declared deceased, perhaps due to a cancer is the same as a frozen embrio?

      Some body convinced that poor old person that (for a price) by keeping his corpse frozen, eventually somebody in the future will find a way to resurrect him cure his disease and return him their youth

      But in case it doesent work, can I interest you in another proposition? for a modicum amount of money We can offer You a well located plot in Heaven, yes In heaven, so when you die there is a place waiting for you, remember these offers are exclusive from us and no body else can offer you these deals, and for a bit more we can accomodate all your family and friends in our group saver deals

    21. Re:Cryo has got to be the most brilliant scam ever by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'm trying to understand why and what. I don't know anything about it and that was the point of my question. If the body could be reanimated then there would have been some advances in whatever is happening to the DNA but that's the part I don't understand... what is happening to the DNA? Does freezing just break the chain, rearrange the code, what?

      "Turning the cells to mush" simply isn't accurate though. I think I read somewhere that DNA has been pulled from mammoths, people, and other things that have been recovered from glaciers, so how is that different? Does the pressure make the freezing process not destroy that DNA?

      I'm actually trying to learn something from /. which is of course silly, but at least it's better than my work for today.

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      "Growing old is inevitable; growing up is optional."
    22. Re:Cryo has got to be the most brilliant scam ever by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Disregard my question about the DNA from glacier subjects... it seems it was pulled from hair.

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      "Growing old is inevitable; growing up is optional."
    23. Re:Cryo has got to be the most brilliant scam ever by khallow · · Score: 1

      Well the basic question is if the freezing and thawing process will change information bearing chemicals in the brain in a random way. If information is changed in a random way there is no way to get it back.

      Flash memory for computers consists of chemicals organized in a particular way to store information. So I guess it is "information bearing chemicals" too. And you can freeze that. I see no evidence that mere freezing would have the effect you describe.

    24. Re:Cryo has got to be the most brilliant scam ever by khallow · · Score: 1

      The point is that it isn't likely that any damage entropy does to information could simply be reversed (things like cellular damage would probably be more reversible, as some sort of template could be employed).

      But compare it to the alternative which is thorough erasure of the information.

    25. Re:Cryo has got to be the most brilliant scam ever by maxume · · Score: 1

      My main point was to make it clear to the first poster that any such damage that does occur is not trivially reversible, not to worry about whether or not anyone is getting frozen or not.

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    26. Re:Cryo has got to be the most brilliant scam ever by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

      basically, freezing causes water to form crystals and these crystals can tear apart other molecules in the area.

      There is a way to freeze things without crystallising water, but then you have to drop the temperatures really really really fast, and that is not possible for large objects like human heads. (Although it is apparently possible for human embryos).

    27. Re:Cryo has got to be the most brilliant scam ever by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      Strange how you confuse "This premise that freezing tissue doesn't work" with an assertion that "All of cryonics' wildest claims are true!!!!111!!!$$$"

  31. good news everyone! by fan+of+lem · · Score: 1

    good news everyone!

  32. Live Long Enough to Live Forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.fantastic-voyage.net/

  33. Re:eternal life: "can" does not mean "should" by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

    Dunno... it would still be fun.

    Besides, if nothing else I could have a blast screwing with the heads of future historians.

    ("...of course, the fourth Nazi regime of Central California did try to establish a state religion. The dogma was a bit strange, but it went a bit like this..." [then I'd insert some real wild-assed stuff straight out of alt.slack's glory days] )

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  34. Re:eternal life: "can" does not mean "should" by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Life without meaning? A new world with a new culture and new politics and new sciences and new games to learn?! Are you kidding! That would be the greatest thing ever.

    Make new friends. Form a new family. Only this time if they can resuscitate a head then I'm probably nearly immortal so I have at least 10k years before I'm statistically killed in an accident. That's more than enough time to learn a few hundred lifetimes of insights.

    So what you're saying is that if your family and friends all died in an accident you would want to die with them and no live your life? If you were orphaned and adopted by a foreign family you think life wouldn't be worth living or have meaning?

  35. Re:eternal life: "can" does not mean "should" by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

    ...he could change his mind, then have that lawn frozen with him.

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  36. Hi by thoughtspace · · Score: 1

    Walt Disney here, where's my money?

    1. Re:Hi by XcepticZP · · Score: 1

      It's a common misconception that Walt Disney was cryogenically frozen. Walt Disney, was in fact, cremated after his death in the 60's. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walt_Disney#Death

      -XcepticZP

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  39. Who modded this insightful? by mxh83 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "The largest cryonics organization today, in terms of membership, was established as a nonprofit organization by Fred and Linda Chamberlain in California in 1972 as the Alcor Society for Solid State Hypothermia (ALCOR)" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcor_Life_Extension_Foundation

    1. Re:Who modded this insightful? by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      Many of the biggest scams operate as "nonprofits." Just means they avoid paying taxes on the money they steal.

  40. To all those who say it is impossible by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    It was PROVEN that were you to emerge from a tunnel at a speed of greater then 30 miles an hour, the air blast would kill you. How hard do you drive?

    Lots of things were impossible, before someone did them.

    No, I don't see how someone's frozen head could be revived but think this. HOW many of you think it is possible to create an animal from a cell?

    Yet the idea in Jurassic Park is not nearly as far fetched anymore is it? Used to be that dinosaurs came back in movie land because someone found some eggs that magically survived a million years. Suddenly a drop of blood will do.

    And in fact, we might not even need that. Don't our genes contain the obsolete code from animals we were in the past? You could breed a toothed chicken.

    No, I don't think that sticking your head in liquid nitrogen will work, but saying that the idea of cryogenics is impossible... that to me is ignoring that this has been said about way to many things. The impossible is only impossible until it becomes possible, after that everyone says "oh I could have thought of that". But you didn't because you thought it was impossible.

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    You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

  41. Welcome to the world of tomorrow! by DrugCheese · · Score: 1

    Shutup Terry

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  42. Re:eternal life: "can" does not mean "should" by Sage+Gaspar · · Score: 1

    Damn skippy I would, yes it would suck to lose people and there'd probably be some depression and disorientation and culture shock, but you'd be alive and vital to experience a whole new world instead of dead and rotting. Then again I don't assign special meaning to life beyond its experience, if I was very spiritual my answer might be different.

  43. Plastic Minds, Electronic Souls, Metal bodies by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

    Forget cryogenic temperatures. After I die I want my brain to preserved by injecting it with a polymer that can preserve the positions of all of my neurons. Forget saving my DNA and cells, my DNA is already a mess. Just preserve my neural patterns and do it so my brain can survive at room temperatures for thousands of years. Think of an insect trapped in amber. You can never revive it, but you can take scans of it in a computer to make a "virtual" copy of it in computer memory. That way your "consciousness" can survive onwards, even if no atom of your original body is ever involved. Then later you may even have the opportunity to be transferred into a living flesh body, but you may not want to, why be a flesh and blood human with obvious weaknesses. Exist instead in a prosthetic body and a virtual mind. At home you can have a few extra spare bodies lying around and if you don't check in for a few years the hard copy you made of yourself will activate and copy itself into a fresh body and you live yet again!!!

    There are techniques that can polymerize tissue, like in the body work 3-D exhibit, not sure if that can preserve discrete neuron positions and connections. But I could imagine if done properly you could preserve enough information from your brain to save your hopes, dreams fears and ambitions, your very soul! CAT scan technology is getting quite advanced and soon we may have scans with high enough resolution to record the positions of neurons and what other neurons they are connected to.

    Disadvantages: You won't be "Exactly your former self" You won't have the same DNA or maybe even ANY DNA. You may never be able to go back "into the flesh" as your old self and may have to put up with being inside of a android body built by some company in China. They might take your virtual mind and put it to work in some menial capacity such as teaching annoying brats about history or piloting space garbage trucks. You may spend an eternity on your distant offspring's knick knack box to be sold at a garage sale... They may not be able to scan your neurons and simulate your brain. You might "screw the pooch" and your frozen friends were right and you are screwed because they cannot de-plasticize your brain... In order to scan your brain you may have to have your brain all sliced up and it may be destructive process so if the tech screws up, sorry, you dead for good now....

    Advantages: You will be more "immortal" than your frozen popsicle counterparts. If they lose Nitrogen in their dewers they are rancid spoiler meat. You can take room temperatures in a box in the attic and laugh at your thawed friends. Zombies won't want to eat you plasticized brain, "it taste bad..." No apocalypse survivors would want to eat you either and no organ market would want to use you to make a quick buck as the process on plasticizing is irreversible unless you have micro bots or something exotic and if you have them you won't need organs from dead plastic people. Advanced CAT scans and brain simulation seems to be a little closer technologically speaking than flesh re-animating defrosting nanobots. Having multiple hard backups of yourself is a lot easier. You can "burn" multiple backups of yourself on "Gamma Ray Holographic Disc". If you are not a data pattern you could be sent to Mars with ease and at light speed. They just need a computer at their end and a spare robot body. You can "deadhead" for many years if things get boring, (think of it like having a Fast Forward button on life, but you cannot rewind unless you want to live it virtually, heh).

    Technology needed:

    1. A chemical cocktail that can plasticize human cells at a cellular level and isn't destructive to neural connections and can remain stable after "setting up" in room temperatures. (we may already have this)
    2. Scanning equipment than has cellular resolution or better than can record neural connections. (we are getting really close today to this)
    3. A computer than can simulate a human mind based

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    1. Re:Plastic Minds, Electronic Souls, Metal bodies by slashmojo · · Score: 1

      Android Body with enough computation power

      Not to mention enough electrical power to keep your android body moving for some useful length of time. Assuming you have a life-size humanoid body I would think that that's going to require a lot of power.

    2. Re:Plastic Minds, Electronic Souls, Metal bodies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it will never be you, ever.
      It will always be a copy.
      You'd actually need to move your consciousness over to a computer like it is done in an OS currently, bit-by-bit.
      Or in other words, replacing all braincells and connections with artificial ones cell-by-cell.
      Well, some parts could probably be done in larger groups of cells, but i certainly wouldn't risk it.

      While the structure could be preserved, currently we don't know for sure if that is the only thing that leads to consciousness and memory.
      Some have even suggested that the brain has evolved so much that it is capable of performing quantum entanglement, which i wouldn't be surprised at considering we know it is using some pretty complex physics at the moment in places like the visual system.
      There was actually a recent "revelation" in brain scans that seems to have found something that shows how consciousness comes about, so that could be promising.

      Either way, i would prefer doing it bit-by-bit, even if some future human overlords said that they managed to copy their brains over instantly, i still wouldn't trust them because they are not me.
      When it comes to the conscious mind, you cannot trust anyone else because it could simply be the memories being used through a simulated consciousness.

    3. Re:Plastic Minds, Electronic Souls, Metal bodies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh great, another new-age mysticism idiot. Listen, QUANTUM MECHANICS is not the ANSWER to all your mystic CRAP. If you want to be spiritual, fine, that's your thing. But don't drag legitimate science into your hogwash lunacy!

    4. Re:Plastic Minds, Electronic Souls, Metal bodies by maxume · · Score: 1

      Well, if they get the tech right, probably only a few thousand calories per day.

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    5. Re:Plastic Minds, Electronic Souls, Metal bodies by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

      It is more like a data migration, like when you move your windows 3.1 apps over to windows 95 and then to windows 2000 then XP then Windows 7......

      While the apps may not "feel the same" because some of the libraries are updated they still get the job done.

      I agree with you, we are electro-chemical meat computers that have delusions of quantum grandeur. It is kind of like a MS-DOS having delusions of being a GI because it has windows 3.0 running on top of it....

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  44. Thank you by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

    But I discovered a cheaper way to achieve similar if not better results, there is a thing called sex.
    My heir currently fills his diapers.

  45. Re:eternal life: "can" does not mean "should" by jipn4 · · Score: 1

    Well, that's your choice.

    I'm not particularly afraid of dying, but I'm also not afraid of living and experiencing new things.

    As long as I'm reasonably healthy, I would like to go on. When I am seriously injured or sick, just let me die quickly.

  46. welcome.. by zmollusc · · Score: 1

    ..to the world of tomorrow!

    Yeah, you are a head in a jar, your money got ripped off 30 minutes after you were frozen and you owe the government $100 squillion in cryo-tax and you will be kept in this cupboard till you pay up.

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  47. Insurance co. says "YES PLEASE!" by goodmanj · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So say I run an insurance company. Someone comes to me and says they'll give me a pile of money on the condition I give them a huge payout after they return from the dead. I know that the odds that they'll be back someday are essentially nil. So basically, they want to give me free money. YES PLEASE!

    As a general rule, you shouldn't be surprised that insurance companies will insure you against X, if X is impossible.

    1. Re:Insurance co. says "YES PLEASE!" by Tekfactory · · Score: 1

      A few years back an insurance agent tried to sell my wife and I on a term life product that would pay us back all of our premeiums at the end if we DIDN'T DIE. It costs a bit more than regular insurance, but you have to figure that the insurance companies were making their money off of some investment strategy, NOT on the premiums.

      Once you realize that, a customer that pays their premiums, and may NEVER collect the payout starts to sound pretty good. Even if you pay them $500,000 after a hundred years, you probably made many times that much while they were sleeping. If they never wake up, let it roll in Municipal Bonds or whatever until the conservatorship with their body goes bust.

    2. Re:Insurance co. says "YES PLEASE!" by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      Insurance is commonly used to pay mortgage principal balance in the UK. The homeowner pays a premium each month plus the interest and at the end the policy "matures" and pays a guaranteed minimum sum to cover the loan principal plus maybe a little extra if the stock market performed well. It's a bit like buying stock option futures.

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  48. I was frozen today! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  49. legally dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You get thawed out after x number of years in a hospital, and find you can't get out. And you feeling sick all the time. Some times you are in horrible pain. Slowly you realize you are being used as a human guinea pig for all sorts of nasty and painful experiments.

    "You can't do this to me!"

    "Yes we can. Technically, your dead. Well, legally dead, and that is all that matters."

  50. hidden treasure then by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Convert what you can to gold and hide it somewhere, hopefully some place that won't be discovered for the next 1000 years, I guess that would be the difficulty.

    I predict that there will be a bank, maybe in Switzerland, maybe some place else, that will provide services helping the folks like that to hide their money, including from the law of other countries, for a percentage of annual interest perhaps.

    1. Re:hidden treasure then by JimboG · · Score: 1

      The way gold prices are going these days that sounds like a good idea. There are a lot of remote places in the world that you could bury it too. Its just a pity that I don't think the technology to 'unfreeze' all these cryogenic heads will ever exist, no matter what Futurama tells us.

    2. Re:hidden treasure then by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Hey! I saw that episode of The Twilight Zone, too! It didn't work too well for the guys trying to pull that one off.

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    3. Re:hidden treasure then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alchemy is perfected, value of gold plummets... fail. :(

    4. Re:hidden treasure then by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

        Then 146 years after you are frozen, gold becomes a common commodity due to technology being able to retrieve it from deep in the earth's crust, or from asteroids, or it loses it's value completely to other rare metals or... ? ;)

        I suspect that the most valuable thing a corpsicle could have after hundreds of years, assuming it could be revived and have full memory and faculties, would likely be first hand
      knowledge of what society was like during it's previous existence. Only valuable to historians, perhaps, but when one considers what ancient texts can be worth...

      SB

       

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  51. Re:eternal life: "can" does not mean "should" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Feel free to die then. Just don't imply some kind of immorality associated with not wanting to die.

    (Note: this comment doesn't necessarily assume that cryogenics represents a viable approach to life extension, but anything beats eternal nothing.)

  52. Re:eternal life: "can" does not mean "should" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah. I'm not the least bit interested to see new tech, to learn new science.

    I could never love a woman from another century -- that stuff only happens in movies. (Well, given that I'm on /., this may actually be true... ;))

    Giving perspective and even completely lost information to historians and schoolkids? Man, that'd give my life practically negative meaning.

    I don't think you've thought this through before you consigned this to "without meaning".

  53. The ultimate pyramid scheme by jandersen · · Score: 2, Funny

    destinyland writes "A science writer discovered it's possible to finance your cryogenic preservation using life insurance -- and then leave a huge death benefit to your future thawed self. From the article, 'Most in the middle class, if they seriously want it, can afford it now. So by taking the right steps, you can look forward to waking up one bright future morning from cryopreservation the proud owner of a bank account brimming with money!' There's one important caveat: some insist that money 'will have no meaning in a future dominated by advanced molecular manufacturing or other engines of mega-abundance.'"

  54. Re:eternal life: "can" does not mean "should" by Lord+Lode · · Score: 1

    I would. A human can adapt to any environment. It's not like I'm so fixated on the life style I currently live, I could manage in a totally different environment, as long as it's a friendly one. Plus I'm curious and very interested in the future. Plus your friends can go in cryo too!

  55. Copsic by rpjs · · Score: 1

    These guys should go read Larry Niven's novel A World Out of Time and decide if they still think being cryogenically frozen is a good idea.

  56. Re:eternal life: "can" does not mean "should" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol, no difference for me then

  57. Mod parent up. by SharpFang · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is not about putting you in ice and letting you freeze to death. It's cryogenics: dumping enough LN2 fast enough to freeze the cells without exploding their walls (as ice water doesn't get to form macroscopic ice crystal structure), and essentially stopping your organism cold in its tracks. AFAIK there are no decay processes at LN2 temperatures, and the little amount of chemical reactions that still occur should not affect the outcome.

    Theoretically, recovering the organism to its standard 36.6C should suffice to restore it; it is done with single-cell organisms successfully. But we don't have a technology to heat up a body of human volume fast enough and uniformly enough to achieve that. With freezing, it doesn't matter if one part of the body goes to 80K and another to 110K in 3 seconds. It does matter if your brain goes to 30C on the edges or to 50C in the center though. There's also a bunch of other unknowns but as long as we can't bring a mass of 70 or so kg of mostly water in irregular shape from 70K to 310K in 0.1s with precision of +-3K throughout the whole volume, they are moot.

    There's also the other approach, neatly described in Transmetropolitan: far-future freezing.
    First off, you don't freeze the whole body, just the head. The body is buried.
    Second, you keep it long enough that nanotechnology gets developed that can rebuild an organism from scratch. A thousand years is not out of question.
    Next, the freezing damage gets repaired by nanobots, any damage so heavy that can't be rebuilt from existing tissue structure or DNA, gets rebuilt using "generic" data for "that genotype of a human". The rest of the body is rebuilt or regrown as a clone.
    Next you wake up and promptly die from culture shock. After which you are revived again and remain alienated from the society forever.

    Oh, and all your fortune and savings were lost in the Great Depression and following Revolution of 2642.

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    1. Re:Mod parent up. by iamhigh · · Score: 1

      Oh, and all your fortune and savings were lost in the Great Depression and following Revolution of 2642.

      or more likely, the company went under in 2644 and your head ended up in a dumpster.

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    2. Re:Mod parent up. by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      That's another risk, but I guess in a hundred years or so, they will remake the tech to be able to keep working without maintenance and with minimal cost for hundreds of years. A box made of aerogel, and a drop of LN2 a week - LN2 already costs something like $1/gallon and aerogel production is bound to get cheaper over time; the materials cost peanuts, it's the technology that requires expensive machinery. So even if the company goes under, some humane organization could take over and save the frozen.

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    3. Re:Mod parent up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about using the aerogel process? Even if it turns out impossible to pump the water back into a person, it would be really cool to have a 40 lb aero-man statue.

    4. Re:Mod parent up. by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      40lb? More like 10-20...

      But for now, not doable - pea-sized pieces of aerogel are quite common, a chunk of a liter of volume is about the limit of current resources. It is pretty much impossible to create anything bigger for now and what is created is a totally ruined skeleton of the original structure, with mere remains that hold it together in the shape, vast microscopic damage. Oh, and all liquids are displaced, not just water. That means any electrolites, all the information-holding ions in neurons, any water solutions that are pretty much essential...

      Freezing retains almost 100% of body composition, minus few chemicals that decompose due to cold (not considered essential) and pretty much all the physical structure minus some (hopefully healable) damage due to parts not freezing fast enough and water forming crystals. Aerogelling would remove all liquid-based chemistry and introduce vast microscopic damage.

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    5. Re:Mod parent up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would there be any interest in reviving you?

      We will have an over populated world in 50 years (you can make the arguement that we have one now). Why revive another dead guy?

      Who will pay for the power/maintenance to keep you frozen after the currency collapse?

      Kind of like the pyramids of Egypt... they looked pretty good too, for a few hundred years... and required no energy input... and they were the government. Still tomb was robbed, tax collectors, mandarins and slaves disappeared, and the Pharaohs are still quite dead... although some have made it to the British Museum.

      Perhaps a local holiday will be named after you... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frozen_Dead_Guy_Days

      Might as well just be buried and be done with it.

    6. Re:Mod parent up. by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      Historians?
      Humanitarian organizations?
      Random hobbyists?

      Overpopulation is an artificial problem resulting mainly from poverty, and from governments' lack of balls to regulate it. Developed countries have negative birth rates. And colonization of space -is- to be expected eventually.

      Of course the risk is huge, but 1) the Pharaohs stored vast valuables in their tombs. The robbers didn't steal the corpses, but the golden sarcophagi. Who and why would steal old, long obsolete life-support aparature (unless we enter some post-apocalyptic future in which case you are fucked). 2) we may count on the society developing morally in parallel with technology. It could be expected from them to resolve the matter. 3) We are now pretty completely sure pharaohs are totally unrevivable; still as their aim was to preserve the bodies, now the mummies recovered are being preserved better than the originals ever could. Not for the same reasons but still. And I'm pretty sure if we -could- bring pharaohs of the old to life, we would, overpopulation and the fall of Great Egypt be damned.

      OTOH, if in 500 years they find out that freezing does some kind of damage we didn't know about that is totally unrecoverable, and there is simply no point keeping us frozen because even the best wizards of the future won't be able to repair the loss, they may make a decision of unplugging us and that's it, the risk is calculated in.

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    7. Re:Mod parent up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The biggest problem with waking up from criogenics is that in order to undergo the procedure you must be dead as in deceased.....so whatever the advances to un-freeze the body in a safe manner, the corpse will have to be resucitated....good luck with that.

    8. Re:Mod parent up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...or conduct this procedure illegally.

      I think countries that allow euthanasia should provide this as an option for people qualifying for it. You have nothing to lose and everything to gain. At worst you won't be worse off than with a lethal injection.

  58. And how to prove you're "you" by petes_PoV · · Score: 1
    You die and get frozen. A death certificate is issued. The life insurance policy pays out and the money is stashed. Many years later a frozen body is revived and (somehow) goes to the bank[1] to claim the money.

    The cashier says "certainly sir, I just need you to provide some identification." And that's where it all falls apart. How does a person (who's officially dead) prove that they're not dead. Especially when all their money is being held by the bank who won't release it until the proof come s through. Even worse: where do you sleep that night, and thereafter until a court order comes through some days, weeks or months later? I doubt your credit cards would work, so you're destitute and would probably even have to walk from the popsicle farm to the bank.

    [1] presuming the bank hasn't gone bust, changed it's name, relocated to an address you're not familiar with or simply become "virtual" with no high-street presence at all.

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    1. Re:And how to prove you're "you" by dargaud · · Score: 1

      If (and that's a big if) they revive you, I'm pretty sure there'll be a business of lawyers awaiting your awakening to set in motion the whole legal apparatus to get you your money back. After all, if there's no hope of getting your money back, why would they wake up a potential homeless person. That is, if were aren't in a post-scarcity society, which while still utopian, still seems a lot more plausible than reviving the dead.

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    2. Re:And how to prove you're "you" by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      And that's where it all falls apart.

      Not to mention that, even if you do prove it's you, the insurance company sues you for "faking your death" (even if it is a long-term fake), requiring you to give back all the money and interest. Then the state starts with fraud charges. Oh what a lovely future you'll have!

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  59. The 19th Aeon by dugeen · · Score: 1

    This is akin to a feudal lord having himself frozen circa 1300 in the hope that enough serfs would breed in the meantime to farm his demesne more effectively. It also recalls the Jack Vance story where beautiful youths preserved in capsules are regarded as a delicacy by the brutish cannibal peasants who, from time to time, dig them out of the ruins of their civilisation.

    1. Re:The 19th Aeon by will_die · · Score: 1

      I have read a couple of Vance's books but have not run across that story. Do you remember what it was called? It sounds like a fun read.

  60. Dangerous gamble by Kazymyr · · Score: 1

    You may also wake up in the future just to find out that revolution has swept away all laws that made self-inheritance possible. So now you're broke, don't speak the language or understand society, and the only work you're apt for is the okral mines on Neptune. So you have to either slave away there to earn your existence or face the molecular disintegrator.

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  61. Why would one want to come back? by Pessimist+Cynic · · Score: 1

    I don't understand what people think is so awesome about living that would make them want to come back from death for more.
    Sure sex is fun, learning is fun, etc. But it's pretty much the same thing over and over and over and over again.
    It's incredibly boring and pointless and it will continue to be so whenif people are revived.
    I won't freeze myself when I die so I don't risk getting revived anytime soon, but being a materialist I can only hope that whenif people have the technology to build every possible brain (that has or will have lived) by recombining atoms in all possible permutations (or maybe inside a simulation), that they never get to revive me either.

    1. Re:Why would one want to come back? by drooling-dog · · Score: 1

      I had a similar thought, to which I'd add: What do people think will be so awesome about "the future" that they'd go to these lengths to take a peek? Sure, there'll be some nifty gadgets that we don't have now, but I already got that by hanging around for the past 30 years with no need to risk being frozen. Under the most favorable scenario, you'd be revived, maybe get a chance to play with whatever the cool toy of the day might be, and very quickly get as bored with 2200 as you are with 2009. Your life is not going to be any more glamorous than it is now, just because it's "the future". You're not going to get to hang out with Captain Kirk or Mr. Spock. People will be going about their day-to-day business just as they do now, and they're not going to give a rat's ass about all of the meat hanging around marinading in LN2. Not unless you're the first, that is; then you're a celebrity for a week or two.

      Even if you're revived, it's highly likely there will be neurological problems and other health issues that will prevent you from fully enjoying your new utopia, and make your new contemporaries wonder why they should go to the time and expense of taking care of you. Not to mention that you were most likely already dead (or nearly so) when you were frozen, so whatever cures the future may hold for your unfortunate condition will be moot.

      And so on, and so forth...

    2. Re:Why would one want to come back? by linuxguy · · Score: 1

      > It's incredibly boring and pointless.

      Why then, do you continue to live? If you can provide one reason, that might begin to explain why the rest of us want to live forever.

      Some of us enjoy life and all that it has to offer. If all the various challenges related to extending life could be resolved one day, we would opt for it in a heartbeat.

    3. Re:Why would one want to come back? by Pessimist+Cynic · · Score: 1

      I don't have any good reason to continue to live just as I don't have any good reason to stop living. Just because I think it is pointless to come into existence, does not mean I think I should end my life right now. Likewise, I think that after I'm dead, that it's not worth it to come back to existence, being that I now know what living is like and thus have a very strong bias against it.

  62. Re: reviving after freezing-impossible by way2trivial · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Impossible is a big word-- temporize.

    "Freezing essentially explodes the cell walls so there's nothing to revive."

    Absolutely correct. The damage done in cryogenics happens at the start. It's likely not correctable going down the road with a few hundred years technology. Most substances reduce in volume when frozen/changed to a solid state, Water is a substance which expands on freezing..
    The expansion upon freezing comes from the fact that water crystallizes into an open hexagonal form. This hexagonal lattice contains more space than the liquid state.

    is there no way to attack this problem, by either
    1.expanding cell size to allow for the minute volume increase to not burst cells
    2. replacing the water in the body with an exotic substitute
    3. finding a different way to freeze the water in the cells

    according to this http://polymer.bu.edu/hes/articles/ds03.pdf
    which I get a really small fraction of - some really low temperature states of water exist that do not require water becoming a crystal, but rather a glass..

    so it's IMPOSSIBLE RIGHT NOW
    -- it may yet be a way is found.... we''ve got what-- 1129 days left???

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  63. Re:eternal life: "can" does not mean "should" by AGMW · · Score: 1

    ... All your friends are dead ...

    Hey ... this is still slashdot isn't it?

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  64. Re:eternal life: "can" does not mean "should" by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

    It would be more tolerable if you could erase your memories and start fresh each time, much like reinstalling Windows from scratch to clear the crud out. I'd quite like the option of knowing that, although my current life may end for all practical purposes, I won't be consigned to oblivion.

  65. Fay Valentine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cowboy Bebop already predicted the outcome of this. So long Space Cowboy.......

  66. Not gonna work by jeffasselin · · Score: 1

    When the machine AIs destroy the Earth, we won't be able to cash in though. But we can become famous and rich by writing about life in the 21st century!

    For those that don't get it, read Dan Simmon's Hyperion Cantos, learn about Martin Silenus, and refer to my signature.

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  67. Money will always have meaning by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

    There will always be meaning for money, though it changes over the generations. People like having a way to distinguish themselves and money is the easiest of these to flash around. Money will always have a place in society, even if we get to some highly enlightened place as a species (which is unlikely in the next few millennia.) We are a caste based species, whether we want to admit it or not, and money is the "new" deciding factor. It won't go away any time soon.

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    1. Re:Money will always have meaning by Nerdposeur · · Score: 1

      While you're right about human motivations, there's another reason why money will always have meaning: some things are inherently scarce.

      Even in a world where you can snap your fingers and get a Porche and a five-course meal for free, there would still be a limited amount of (for example) beachfront property. Who gets it? Those who can trade some other good or service. Now if only we had some standard medium of exchange for these things, we could work out the supply and demand... ah yes! "Money!"

  68. abundance by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

    There's one important caveat: some insist that money 'will have no meaning in a future dominated by advanced molecular manufacturing or other engines of mega-abundance.'

    Which is obviously such a bad thing that you are better here with a few bucks in a world of scarcity...

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  69. Right... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    When we are able to "scan" the entirety of a living human body in any form that would be useful for its complete recreation, we will have 2 things.

    Functional teleporters AND eternal life inside a computer/mechanical/cybernetic body.

    Scanning it with today's technology would be akin to Thomas Stoltz Harvey photographing Einstein's brain to preserve its appearance before he cut it up into smaller pieces.

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  70. Prior Art by viridari · · Score: 1

    Douglas Adams already foreshadowed a scheme like this in order to be able to afford the fabulously expensive dinner at Milliway's.

    Douglas Adams is only dead for tax purposes, BTW.

  71. so what this article says is by nimbius · · Score: 1

    the future sounds like a cacophony of masturbating insurance attorneys from the 21st century?

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  72. You are actually dead. by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Your death is permanent until you are revived - unless there is technology available that would allow reviving you periodically prior to the date when you want to be revived permanently.

    And we lack that today.

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    1. Re:You are actually dead. by GryMor · · Score: 1

      That just means we may be mistakenly believing some people are 'dead' when they are actually in a 'not dead' state. It is a direct result of the definition of death as a permanent state coupled with the hypothetically possible restoration of life functions in some cases.

      But anyways, back to the story at hand, unless they are using a non standard definition of death, this situation seems like insurance fraud.

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  73. Re:eternal life: "can" does not mean "should" by XcepticZP · · Score: 1

    That's worse than dying. Your memories are what make you unique. They are what make you, you. You might as well just die and leave a few DNA samples so they can make a clone out of you. It'd be the same effect, because it wouldn't really be you. How can you enjoy it if you're not yourself anymore.

  74. money will have no meaning, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "There's one important caveat: some insist that money 'will have no meaning in a future dominated by advanced molecular manufacturing or other engines of mega-abundance.'"
    Neither will humans!
    Sincerely,
    Nanties

  75. Re:Niven: Corpsicle; Rammer by h.ross.perot · · Score: 1

    Niven seemed to like writing about the frozen traveler.World out of time IIRC...

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  76. That's all well and good... by MarcLeeT · · Score: 1

    But who knows what the future will be like, futurama, Idiocracy or maybe end up a frozen dinner for another alien race. I'm going to just stay unfrozen instead of risk it... not that futurama isn't a bad place to live in.

  77. might work but probably not with insurence by cryoman23 · · Score: 0

    if someone were to put a bunch of money in the bank and just collect the interest earned...

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  78. Re:eternal life: "can" does not mean "should" by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

    I don't think so. What makes me me is the part of me that experiences. Call it the soul if you will, or an illusion created by the complexity of our brains - science has yet to quantify it. The idea that I could experience new things in a future life is enticing to me, even if I would forget everything about my current life.

    How can you enjoy it if you're not yourself anymore.

    Suppose for a second that you are a reincarnation of someone that lived in the 19th century. Is your life really that intolerable because you can't remember that past life?

  79. Old news by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Science fiction from decades past just called, they want their storyline back.

    Hey, if this is idle I can be a smarty-pants about this.

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  80. Hahahahaha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "mega-abundance"

    We could have abundance now, everyone, if people stopped thinking like cavemen and politicians stopped being lying criminals on behalf of giant corporations. Earth really could enter a Golden Age with fewer than 3000 selected incarcerations. But, no. You have to keep it just the way it is and go for mega-abundance.

    Losers.

  81. that will be 50M by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 0

    that will be 50M in that year.

  82. Corpsicles can't own property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's occurred to me that the relativity equations work better for me the faster I go.
    It works out that I can reach the galactic hub in twenty-one years,ship's time, if I hold myself down to one gravity acceleration.
    I'll see you in about seventy thousand years, your time. By then your precious State may have withered away...

  83. waking up in the future .. by rs232 · · Score: 1

    "you can look forward to waking up one bright future morning from cryopreservation the proud owner of a bank account brimming with money!'"

    Like how, once all electrical activity ceases in your brain, so do you ...

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  84. money will have no meaning in a future... by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    money 'will have no meaning in a future dominated by advanced molecular manufacturing or other engines of mega-abundance.'

    Then why would someone keep your corpse frozen if all you can offer them is money?

  85. Re:eternal life: "can" does not mean "should" by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    Besides, if nothing else I could have a blast screwing with the heads of future historians. ("...of course, the fourth Nazi regime of Central California did try to establish a state religion. The dogma was a bit strange, but it went a bit like this..." [then I'd insert some real wild-assed stuff straight out of alt.slack's glory days] )

    Just quote Scientology tracts.

  86. My fear by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

    See, my fear is this:

    The planet can support but so many people. We're already a bit high up on the scale there. Unless we stop breeding (unlikely), people HAVE to die to make room for new ones.

    Who's to say that in 500 years they legislate that all cyrogenically frozen patients are to be disposed of due to population concerns - or not awaken unless absolutely necessary. You're putting a hell of a bit of faith into the ongoing maintenance of your body into the hands of future generations who might not give a damn - or may even actively dislike the concept. It's an incredibly vulnerable position to accept, and I'd say a gamble that you might not win.

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    1. Re:My fear by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      I don't think you're very good at risk analysis. The risk of you dieing without cryonics: 100%. Compare that to the chance that you're never revived. Doesn't take long, does it? Even with a one in a million chance of ever being revived, it's worth it because you have nothing to lose!

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    2. Re:My fear by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      I think part of the situation being described here though is freezing yourself prior to your natural death. Freezing yourself at 40 and rolling the dice on resurrection might not be as appealing as just living until 75 on your natural lifespan.

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    3. Re:My fear by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      I've never heard of any cryonics system that works that way. From what I've read, they all freeze you immediately after death, with the assumption that a dead (but not decomposed) brain could be "rebooted" and continue function assuming certain future technology.

      The cryonics companies in the US absolutely do not freeze people unless they have been pronounced dead already.

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  87. Gold is worthless... by denzacar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And so are jewels, Confederacy dollars, Reichsmarks and Enron shares and stocks.
    Jewels can be replicated today - they are pricey because they are artificially kept pricey.
    Gold will probably be attainable from led or even rocks in the future.
    Companies and countries cease to exit.

    Several things will have (increased) value after a period of time.

    One is land.
    There is a limited amount of it on the planet. Even if you dry out oceans to make more - "old land" will still have premium value due to being closer to human habitats of old. You know, where all the culture is.

    The other is exactly that - culture.
    Works of art of any kind will only increase in value.
    Hey... Action Comics No.1 from 1938 was originally sold for $0.1 - today they go for half a million.

    Statues last longer than paper and canvas - and you can still bury them somewhere on that piece of land you own.
    "Lost" compositions, songs, books etc. by famous artists can also be stored - but you would have to be either very rich and have a famous artist make something just for you, or stalk him/her, steal the work of art and possibly kill the artist (sooner he/she is dead, sooner the value will start to grow).

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  88. Even if it's possible... by drooling-dog · · Score: 1

    Even if it's possible, it's foolish to assume it would be without major risk. E.g., heart transplants are possible, but you're not going to be jumping off the operating table and going about your day the minute the surgeon's finished. Chances are you'd be in for all kinds of health problems - including neurological ones - after the thaw, and those will just be added to the fact that you were dead -- or nearly so -- when they froze you. So this is going to require quite a committment from future generations over which you have little control. You might find that to be a risk worth taking (if the alternative is death), but your fate will be in the hands of the living.

  89. More likely by TrashGod · · Score: 1

    "proud owner of a bank account brimming with money"?

    You're more likely to wake up as the proud owner of a pile of IOUs. The politicians and their loyal voters have already spent the future.

  90. This could work.....IF..... by avatar_charlie · · Score: 1

    .....your banker doesn't do the other obvious sci-fi play and shave your interest off at regular intervals (the "Superman III scam") or a precipitous decline in fertility prevents your ever being thawed ("Children of Men"), or you're launched into space on a sleeper ship, and wake up to find not only wildly different economics (ST:TNG "The Neutral Zone") or that you're under the "command" of a psychotic genetically-engineered madman (ST:TOS "Space Seed", "Wrath of Khan").

  91. Language Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Say you are able to be revived from cryo-statis. More than likely you wouldn't even be able to communicate with anyone, but your colleges unfrozen with you.

  92. Who modded THIS insightful? by pavon · · Score: 1

    Non-profit just means that you don't allow shareholders. That means it is harder to raise capital to expand your business, but it also means that you don't owe any of your revenue to shareholders. There is no "profit" because you feed all the earnings back into the company expenses which included salaries, bonuses, and whatever else the people running the non-profit think they deserve. And on top of this you don't pay any taxes.

    Non-profit corporations are fine structures for running scams, in addition to being good for legitimate charities.

  93. OGM teh future... by Wornstrom · · Score: 1

    "some insist that money 'will have no meaning in a future dominated by advanced molecular manufacturing or other engines of mega-abundance.'"

    yeah, like flying cars and anti-gravity belts, right? :-P

  94. It would be easier to revive the embalmed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would be easier to revive the embalmed because the neural connections are preserved through plasticizing whereas they are scrambled through freezing. A plasticized nervous system should preserve all information.

  95. Re:eternal life: "can" does not mean "should" by Alioth · · Score: 1

    I moved to another country when I was in my early 20s. I knew no one in this new country, I had very few reference points... but somehow, I survived.

    It would be more difficult if you suddenly found yourself 500 years in the future, but it's really just a matter of learning the new society.

  96. only the living have property rights by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Under western law. The reason that governments want their cut of taxes eventually. A "trust" is a legal mechanism for the non-living (guardianships, wills foundations, corporations, etc.) to hold property. But there is needs to be a living beneficiary or a limited extensions (typically 30 years) beyond those currently alive, i.e your "great" relatives. A John Rockefellor or Joe Kennedy could not control the behavior of their descendents indefinately unless each generation agrees to regenerate the trust.

  97. It will be Utopia I tell you by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    >> some insist that money 'will have no meaning in a future dominated by advanced molecular manufacturing or other engines of mega-abundance

    Are they also expecting the concept of profit-making businesses to go away then?

    Back in the 50's they said by the 70's electricity would be free because of nuclear power.
    I'm still receiving (significant) electricity bills and its 2009.

    The point is that we're not paying just to cover the cost of producing something, Comapnies will always charge about 5% more than whatever they can get away with.

    1. Re:It will be Utopia I tell you by flameproof · · Score: 1

      "Are they also expecting the concept of profit-making businesses to go away then?"

      Yes. That is exactly what 'they' are expecting. And, as it happens, working towards bringing about.

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  98. Emulation (Re:Completely impossible, reviving aft by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Freezing essentially explodes the cell walls so there's nothing to revive.

    A more viable possibility is scanning the frozen brain with a microscopic scanner of some kind and then recreating its function as a virtual emulation. If Moores Law even halves, the computer power for such will be around several decades from now. Hopefully freezing doesn't do enough damage to the memories themselves such that they cannot be re-constructed.

  99. nobody has successfully thawed a Peepscicle. by swschrad · · Score: 1

    and gotten anything other than bad meat.

    and the portions are too small, yes, that was the punchline, thanks for asking.

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  100. Why would anyone bother resurrecting you? by TermV · · Score: 1

    What incentive is there for anyone to actually revive some dead person in say 100 years, except perhaps for novelty or science? Does anyone feel such a void left by their great-great grandparents that they feel compelled to resurrect them? Let's face it, we're all just average people. We might think that we're all wonderful, smart and special but in reality we're not sufficient outliers in society to the point where anyone's going to care.

  101. A future of over-abundance? by Tybalt_Capulet · · Score: 1

    I like how most people think all of our problems will be solved in the future instead of thinking that some of our problems will be solved, and then we get new ones. WHich, by the way, is generally what happens.

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  102. What the law "should do"... by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    ... is not necessarily what it actually does. There doesn't have to be any logical consistency between the laws concerning incorporation, copyright, etc; and those governing trusts. And it seems that there isn't, in fact, any such consistency.

  103. The real point is the opportunity cost here by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    Sure, you're definitely not coming back if you've been cremated. And no one can say that your chance of revival after freezing is absolutely zero. But come on. The best evidence is that your probability of revival is very, very close to zero. And being frozen costs a significant amount of money. The argument is that the money would be better put to use by being either donated to charity or left to your heirs, rather than giving it to a business which is almost certainly not going to be able to live up to its promises. And don't tell me that they're not promising anything - yes, I'm sure there's fine print saying that nothing is guaranteed. But their advertising materials certainly imply that being revived is a realistic possibility, when in fact, it's anything but realistic. That's why this is a scam.

  104. I don't think you're very good by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    ... at cost-benefit analysis. Scenario 1) natural death. Cost: a few hundred bucks if you get cremated. Chance of recovery: 0. Benefit: Your estate goes to your heirs or charity. Scenario 2) cryo-preservation. Cost: very high. Chance of recovery: so close to zero it's not worth mentioning. Benefit: probably none, and the cryo company gets your money.

    So you do have something to lose. You could have done something worthwhile with your money, but instead you essentially burned it. Cryo-preservation is a scam. They imply that you have a reasonable chance of resurrection, when in fact you don't (burying the truth in legal disclaimers that they know people don't pay attention to).

    1. Re:I don't think you're very good by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Actually, when you're dead, that money isn't worth anything to you.

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  105. I'll second that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well said. I was just about to write a similar reply about how I hope I die before cryogenics is perfected and becomes common. What makes people believe that A) Anybody is going to actually want to revive them (contract or no contract), and B) that the world they wake up in is going to be one they want to live in.

    Worse yet, what if you are not allowed to die, and instead get revived only to find that you are now someone's slave, or perhaps a toy, and they won't let you die? That would be absolutely hellish. So personally, I hope I die while I still have the right to stay dead, and nobody has the ability (or the presumption of the right to) revive me.

  106. rule against perpetuities by wrencherd · · Score: 1

    This must run afoul of the rule against perpetuities in some way . . . doesn't everything?

  107. Re:eternal life: "can" does not mean "should" by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately those of us who slept through the present end up smelling particularly foul in the future, to those who didn't sleep through it. (I think I'm referencing a short story by Larry Niven but I could be wrong; 10 minutes of searching couldn't find it, oh well. In the story, a ship is sent to Alpha Centauri; the inhabitants are awoken to claxons during the flight, with a giant flash showing on the screen, but nothing else, so go back to sleep; then when they eventually get there, they learn that the flash was the second generation ship which moved much faster, and arrived before them, and there's a thriving human population on a planet surrounding Alpha Centauri, and the first ship's inhabitants exude an odor that the future culture finds abhorrent.)

    What a way to wake into the future! Only consolation being, now we know about nanotechnology and major technology changes, so in that particular future we'd be able to modify the odors exuded by anyone. But anyway, it was a great story about massive time scales. And, I agree with you: regardless of how few people or cultural artifacts I was (will be?) aware of, I intend to cling to life for as long as possible. In the immortal words of Woody Allen, "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying!"

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  108. THIS IS NOT FREEZING!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see this repeated over and over in the comments. If you do not know what you are talking about STFU and stop spreading misinformation.
    The entire reason it costs so much is because they are doing more than just dumping you into a vat of liquid nitrogen. Talk to anyone at Alcor or any of their members and they will be the first to tell you that ice formation is the number #1 problem in cryonics. Which is why they are still doing R&D and making advances in their technique. They've come a long ways, if you look at the studies the vitrification process they are using on heads is pretty impressive.

  109. Re:eternal life: "can" does not mean "should" by Mister_Stoopid · · Score: 1

    So what you're saying is that if your family and friends all died in an accident you would want to die with them and no live your life?

    Reread the parent post. He would want to die if his acquaintances died AND it became impossible to play bridge on Saturdays.

  110. unlucky by spazdor · · Score: 1

    money 'will have no meaning in a future dominated by advanced molecular manufacturing or other engines of mega-abundance.'

    DAMN it! I hoped to wake up rich, but instead I woke up in the post-scarcity era! FUCK!

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  111. I doubt revival of mental states will be possible by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      We will almost certainly figure out how to revive the body. But will we figure out how to revive the mind? Isn't consciousness an ongoing process, rather than a state? What happens if we stop that process completely, then try and restart it? Will the organism still be able to function mentally as who and what it was? Until we do manage to revive a corpsicle (yes, I've read Niven :) ) we won't know.

      I've been an atheist all my life, and I don't believe in a "soul". But I do believe that what we call consciousness is a whole lot more complicated than a simple 'state' which we can store and retrieve like a VM OS; at least simply by freezing it. Perhaps there may be some way of recording state like in a VM, and playing it back into a revived body. But when one considers the amount of data that just a snapshot of the "state" of a human nervous system must contain, the barriers against recording it all fast enough that it is all in sync, and the fact that the human nervous system does not operate at all like a computer, I suspect that revival of the sort we're talking about here is probably impossible.

      I think we're better off focusing our efforts on how to extend human life both thru medical means and technological augmentation.

      This is a fun subject tho :)

      Weirdly enough, my sig is appropriate :)

    SB

     

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  112. I read.. by Cur8or · · Score: 0

    moist in the middle class.

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  113. Re:eternal life: "can" does not mean "should" by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, lots of people over 90 can't wait for death. Dunno how many, dunno whether it's because of their quality of life or because of how long it lasted, but I'd suggest you wait until you're 100 before you wish to live 100 times longer. It's like all those people in their 20s and 30s claiming that life is short. Maybe it is if you get hit by a mad truck at the age of 14, but some people out there have lived through WWI, I mean shit, even Zsa Zsa Gabor and Kirk Douglas are still alive. I wouldn't call their lives short. And maybe it's even less short if you get to do anything you could have done and accomplished in your life long before you die.

    Instead of worrying about how long you live, perhaps you should worry about what you do with your life for the time you can conservatively expect it to last, so maybe on your deathbed you'll have no regrets and will be only looking forward to see what happens next. You might be surprised.

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  114. Ben Franklin did it right by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

    Sort of. Well that's the only example of a 200-year investment I know of.

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  115. Escape of Mr. McKinley by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My compliments, you have just recreated a scenario depicted in the following film: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072690/, which I highly recommend for watching by eager cryocitizens.

  116. Re:I doubt revival of mental states will be possib by SharpFang · · Score: 1

    A lot of the mental state - especially long term - is encoded in chemical structure of neurons; trails of more conductive or less conductive electrolytes, concentrations of neurotransmitters and so on. So it's likely memory and general psyche could be recovered. Of course temporary states - electric charges on neurons - momentary thoughts, current moods, short-term memory - will be all gone, and worse yet, will be recovered to undefined state which most likely will correspond to quite extreme shock and confusion. How deep a shock and whether recoverable or not, is the question. So it would be less like recovering a VM, more like booting a system that was switched off, with the OS and all permanent data saved to hard drive, but volatile state gone.

    We aren't sure if some of essential substances won't be destroyed by freezing too. Some substances decompose unrecoverably in low temperatures, but we don't know whether they are essential for organism or can be replaced/refilled in short order. Also, -some- damage is expected and is hoped to be repaired by normal healing process, the question is the allowable extent and possible permanent damages.

    Of course, this is all sci-fi and a huge gamble. It's just not as impossible as some say. There are no known showstopper problems. There may be unknown ones, and there are known risks of unknown extent - which may, or may not be showstoppers - but best to our current knowledge, it may be possible sometime.

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  117. Re:eternal life: "can" does not mean "should" by whimsical.dog · · Score: 1

    Im_thatoneguy gets it right. Objections -- knee jerk mostly -- boil down to "It's different, it's wrong, it'll never work." A manifestation of the human instinct to view the "strange" with suspicion. The good news is the "rejecters" will all die out, leaving more room for the "accepters". Then, after a time cryonics and extended life will become the norm, and adherents of "the natural way" will become a cultural oddity like the Amish. By the way, there is this default notion, accepted uncritically, that cryonic suspension is a "long shot" ie has a very low probability of success. This is nothing more than presumptive, prejudicial nay-saying, derived as it is from the "It's never been done so it must be impossible" school(sic) of logic(sic), and should be deleted in favor of a more fact-based approach. Consider: So long as you have a certain minimum degree of cellular integrity, biological function will proceed, ie you will live. Current suspension techniques (and rewarming techniques) cause a lethal degree of cellular damage. This defines the problem: to live again you need to fix the damage. Now, the good news:cryonic suspension perfectly preserves the "client" effectively with no time limit -- five hundred, five thousand, five million years. "No time limit" is a notion outside normal human experience, and needs pondering to get one's mind around the implications. Let me help you to jump ahead. All the technology that will come on stream in the next hundred, thousand, ten thousand, etc years is at your beck and call. Cellular biology provides a proof of principle for the manipulation of biological structures at the molecular level. The laws of physics clearly green light the repair of once-damaged cellular structures. The road ahead is unobstructed. From there it's little more than a numbers game. How many scientists, how many engineers, how many iterations of Moore's law, before we have sufficiently mature nanotech and the computational power to apply it to the task? Physics says "You have a go." Time says "Take as long as you need." And the trajectory of human technology is accelerating ever more rapidly in the right direction. So now, with this (putative) logic- and fact-based approach (by all means, critique this as severely as you need) , what probability would you assign to the likelihood of a successful cryonics outcome? My view: it's a near certainty. (Technically. If human screw-ups aren't factored in. Yeah, I know, huge flippin "if".)