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  1. Re:whad"s thi fuss? on Is It Time To End Our Love Affair With the QWERTY Keyboard? · · Score: 1
  2. Re:Falling to near zero?? on Algorithmic Pricing On Amazon 'Could Spark Flash Crash' · · Score: 4, Informative

    That's how true unregulated Free Market economies end, which is why they're a bad idea.

    I've no idea if that's even true; It just makes sense that it would happen.

  3. Re:the lies we tell ourselves and each other on Paul Vixie On DNS Changer: We're Dealing With Malware the Wrong Way · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    "I'll pull out in time" .

    Hey, is that you Dad?

    Holy shit, a talking dog!

  4. Re:I'm reminded of the EU referendum in Ireland on Bye ACTA, Hello CETA · · Score: 1

    Z is always on offer. You just have to get enough people off the sofa, away from Britain's Got Next Top X Big Factor Idol Model Talent Brother, and get them in Parliament Square with a megaphone.

  5. Re:First things first... on Does Grammar Matter Anymore? · · Score: 1

    This discussion is about grammar. Pedantry is three doors down, on the left.

    Is that my left or your left?

    No, the left. He's a liberal.

  6. Re:Brain bandwidth on Does Grammar Matter Anymore? · · Score: 1

    Utterly off-topic, but applicable to your post: I always thought I had a good reading speed, but it seems not. You say you can read 5x as fast as someone talking to you, whereas I read as though I'm reading aloud to myself, and at that speed. How is it that you learned to read in a different manner?

  7. Re:First things first... on Does Grammar Matter Anymore? · · Score: 3, Informative

    This discussion is about grammar. Pedantry is three doors down, on the left.

  8. Re:Grammar, on Does Grammar Matter Anymore? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hate you.

  9. First things first... on Does Grammar Matter Anymore? · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Muphry's Law

    Personally I believe proper grammar to be very important, as it's the only way to be absolutely clear as to what the original person intended to say. For instance, this humorous example of why capitalisation is important:

    I went to the family farm, and while there helped my uncle Jack off a horse.

    Now drop the capital "J".

  10. Re:Let me get this straight on Samsung Blames Galaxy SIII Burn On "External Energy Source" · · Score: 5, Informative

    Put your phone in a zip-lock bag and pour a load of rice in with it. Seal the bag and leave it for a couple of days. Alternatively, if you're a nerd like me, slip in four or five silica gel pouches you've hidden away.

  11. Re:Blizzard distributes patches via Bittorrent on BitTorrent Usage Increases In Europe, Following the Pirate Bay Blockade · · Score: 1

    That's not what I got at all. I understand that I am not him, but I would be just as happy to talk Xbox, football etc with a daughter as a son. Whether their genitals dangle or not is immaterial.

  12. Re:Blizzard distributes patches via Bittorrent on BitTorrent Usage Increases In Europe, Following the Pirate Bay Blockade · · Score: 1

    You obviously love them all very much, or you wouldn't make snarky comments. However, I can't help but think that if you wanted a woman who wanted to talk about Xbox games, PCs, or football, you wouldn't be with your current one.

  13. Re:Blizzard distributes patches via Bittorrent on BitTorrent Usage Increases In Europe, Following the Pirate Bay Blockade · · Score: 1

    And what you are implying takes what, an hour or so?

    Only if you don't want to snuggle up afterwards watching something, chatting, having a coffee, which is indeed part of "the most fun stuff" I was talking about.

    I've not been married, but 10 years with the same girl is close enough :)

  14. Re:Blizzard distributes patches via Bittorrent on BitTorrent Usage Increases In Europe, Following the Pirate Bay Blockade · · Score: 3, Funny

    You're obviously new to this "girl" thing. Two significant points stand out:

    - Girls who are currently in their wellies and wet will soon be wrapped up in a towel. This goes for your girlfriend, her sister, and their friends who also went to the wash-out music festival, but are staying at your house. Yes, this is awesome, but commenting on it is not nearly as funny as I^Hyou think it is.
    - Inside is where all of the most fun stuff you can do with girls happens.

  15. Re:Linux Played a Vital Role In Discovery of Higgs on Linux Played a Vital Role In Discovery of Higgs Boson · · Score: 1

    This is definitely...

    <SunGlasses>

    Massive.

  16. I think you accidentally a whole word on Dutch ISP Discovers 140,000 Customers With Default Password · · Score: 1

    In Holland, a major ISP (KPN) has found a .

    First sentence, guys. A grammatical mistake in the First. Fucking. Sentence.

    The 9 year olds in the special school I tech for can construct full sentences. They can also read through their work and pick out mistakes. You, as paid editors, have no excuse. I don't care if this is a missing angle bracket on a tag or other technical issue; It's inexcusable.

  17. Re:Finally... on WikiLeaks Begins Release of 2.5m Syrian Emails · · Score: 3

    I keep hearing about what is happening in Syria, and wonder exactly the UN is for if not stopping exactly that kind of shit.

  18. Re:you have to understand on Texas Scientists Regret Loss of Higgs Boson Quest · · Score: 1

    More cynicism than sarcasm, but I totally agree. George Carlin would be proud.

  19. Re:Massive on LHC Discovers New Particle That Looks Like the Higgs Boson · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That's what she said.

    You are oddly correct. Fabiola Gianotti is in charge of the ATLAS detector.

  20. Re:Dr. Higgs himself said it best... on LHC Discovers New Particle That Looks Like the Higgs Boson · · Score: 2

    ... (or they didn't expect CMS to have 5 sigma).

    Couldn't one of you CMS guys pick up the phone, dial extension #28527 and say "Yeah, we have 5 sigma." before the event?

  21. Re:Massive on LHC Discovers New Particle That Looks Like the Higgs Boson · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is a weighty finding.

    It's massive.

  22. Re:Sounds like a great idea. on EU Parliament Adopts eCall Resolution · · Score: 1

    Why not motorbikes?

    Having come off twice, though thankfully neither involving serious injury, I can safely say that I would absolutely welcome this kind of system on a bike. The biggest concern I have is coming off on a bend and going through a hedge. If I fall unconscious or break bones, it could be days before someone finds me in the brush, especially if it's farmland left fallow (which all the best roads go past).

  23. Re:cue fearmongering in 3... 2... on EU Parliament Adopts eCall Resolution · · Score: 1

    Hilarious.

    Insurance companies will use the data from these devices to get out of paying for insurance claims, regardless of fault.

    "So the other party was drunk, texting on their phone while applying make-up, driving 20MPH over the speed limit and also getting 'satisfaction' from his partner? Well I'm certainly sorry, but the log shows you didn't indicate on your approach to the junction. You could have avoided this whole thing. We're not paying for your medical costs or the damage to your car. Sorry to hear you can't walk anymore."

    A little melodramatic maybe, but don't pretend it won't happen.

  24. Re:Absolutely amazed by this decision on Used Software Can Be Sold, Says EU Court of Justice · · Score: 1

    I think they could. There's no reason that it can't be mandatory to have a Steam account to play the game, meaning they can keep all of the anti-piracy DRM (which I don't mind) in place. Removing the DRM altogether would never work, as publishers would jump ship and set up their own marketplaces (Origin anyone?). They might have issues with accounts getting cleared out because the holder had a keylogger on his PC, but the (not so) new email verification procedure helps mitigate account theft.

  25. Re:Absolutely amazed by this decision on Used Software Can Be Sold, Says EU Court of Justice · · Score: 0

    Effectively we've reached a point now where you have to actually buy a copy of many games for every person in the house that wants to play multiplayer, rather than where you'd just need a copy per household previously.

    Wait... What? You're upset by this? You think you should be able to play the game on multiple consoles at once, but only pay for one copy of the game?

    Am I missing something? This sounds ludicrous.