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Does Grammar Matter Anymore?

theodp writes "A lighthearted 4th of July post pointing out how Microsoft Word could help Google CEO Larry Page catch typos in his Google+ posts turned out to be fighting words for GeekWire readers. "Grammar is an important indicator of the quality of one's message," insisted one commenter. "You shouldn't have disgraced yourself by stooping to trolling your readers with an article about what essentially amounts to using a full blown word processor for a tweet. Albeit an rather long example of one," countered another. A few weeks earlier, the WSJ sparked a debate with its report that grammar gaffes have invaded the office in an age of informal e-mail, texting and Twitter. So, does grammar matter anymore?"

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  1. It's like this. by dtmos · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Whether grammar matters or not depends on the recipient of the message, not the originator. As anyone who has designed a compiler will tell you, it's an error-prone PITA to have to pre-process input before it is in a useable form. If the recipient can do this, no harm is done, except that the recipient is aware that the sender gave him more work to do than was necessary -- something usually not considered a compliment.

    1. Re:It's like this. by WhiteHover · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You're completely missing the point. We should be talking about the quality of Google's tools here. If Microsoft's Word can help Google's CEO with grammar, then why the hell Google's tools cannot. It just means that Google (and cloud) is lacking behind and desktop apps still rule.

    2. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whether grammar matters or not depends on the recipient of the message, not the originator. .

      It depends on how much the message deviates from proper grammer. If it deviates too much the message no longer gets across. In that case it depends on the originator, not the recipient.

    3. Re:It's like this. by tsa · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you're spot on. If someone writes and uses bad grammar (and spelling) it takes time to translate the message to normal [insert language here]. Not using correct spelling and grammar shows disdain for the receiver, wether intentional or not.

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    4. Re:It's like this. by dtmos · · Score: 4, Informative

      You're completely missing the point. We should be talking about the quality of Google's tools here.

      If I'm missing the point, why does the submission end with the question, "So, does grammar matter anymore?"

      I would say that was the point.

    5. Re:It's like this. by bedonnant · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're forgetting the part where using improper grammar makes you look like an idiot.

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    6. Re:It's like this. by udoschuermann · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Use of proper grammar is an indicator that the originator of the message cared about the message, and would rather have the message be heard loud and clear, than allow presentation to distract from its poignancy.

      Whenever I read things like "id like to by a new car," I cringe inside, imagine some grunting ape who happened across a keyboard, and move on without thinking about the attempted message. If that was the intended effect, then "buy all means," have at it, folks!

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    7. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Who are you communicating with? I toss resumes with grammar mistakes. Yup, I'm an asshole. However, I've got plenty of resumes, and I want programmers who can communicate clearly. Similarly, I make an effort to write clearly and use decent grammer. Perfection isn't the point; clarity of communications and the perception of competency, are.

    8. Re:It's like this. by arth1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't forget the problems of misinterpretation and ambiguity.
      Not understanding the message is one thing, but understanding it as something that wasn't intended is worse. And when correctly parsing the message and the result is completely different from what the author intended, it's worst of all.

      Not only do people use reduced vocabularies and lackluster grammar, but they use words and phrases wrong, so unless the recipient also does it wrong, the same way, misunderstandings are very likely.

      In short, I think it boils down to people not caring much anymore. There's no pride in anything one does. The "whatever" generation is taking over.

    9. Re:It's like this. by ElmoGonzo · · Score: 2

      I agree. Grammar is a bit like neckties insofar as it is possible to function without one but when you wish to gain admission into establishments where they are required, neckties become indispensable. There are places where precise grammar is needed to reduce ambiguity and establish clear meaning but the primary function of grammar is to establish linguistic register. http://grammar.about.com/od/rs/g/registerterm.htm

    10. Re:It's like this. by arth1 · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting the part where using improper grammar makes you look like an idiot.

      One doesn't preclude the other...

      (The duck test is applicable for grammar too.)

    11. Re:It's like this. by john29 · · Score: 1

      matters the most. i think grammar is very important and also very relevant, eventhough you use internet.

    12. Re:It's like this. by arth1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Similarly, I make an effort to write clearly and use decent grammer.

      Oh, the irony...

       

    13. Re:It's like this. by sootman · · Score: 1

      > Whether grammar matters or not depends on the
      > recipient of the message, not the originator.

      I'll agree with that. This also means you have to know who your audience is (and care about how you're presenting yourself.)

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    14. Re:It's like this. by sycodon · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Don't grammar matter no more"

      Fixed.

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    15. Re:It's like this. by gmuslera · · Score: 2, Informative

      still depends on the recipient. If he doesn't care or don't know the proper grammar, won't matter a lot. In fact, "wrong" grammar could be a part of a subculture where the proper one is bad. And is not just for english, i'm very aware about how this is going for spanish, and probably other languages suffer the same problem too.

    16. Re:It's like this. by mcgrew · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not necessarily an idiot, but ignorantly uneducated and aliterate. Ignorance != stupidity.

      No, "aliterate" wasn't a misspelling or typo.

    17. Re:It's like this. by ameen.ross · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe we should start making scary sounds when someone uses poor grammer in a conversation, just like compiler warnings.

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    18. Re:It's like this. by alanthenerd · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...disdain for the receiver, wether intentional or not.

      Whether. Or was that intentional?

    19. Re:It's like this. by jimicus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If I'm missing the point, why does the submission end with the question, "So, does grammar matter anymore?"

      I would say that was the point.

      I don't think you're missing the point, but I do think WhiteHover makes a valid point.

      If you're asserting "yes, grammar does matter" - then yes, you've answered the original question. But I would venture to suggest that if the answer is "yes", then the very next question has to be "Okay, given that grammar is important - and given that Microsoft have had desktop applications with built-in grammar check since around 1997 - how come Google don't?"

    20. Re:It's like this. by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 3, Funny

      You're forgetting the part where using improper grammar makes you look like an idiot.

      I was wondering when you grammar nazis would get around to sending a regiment our way but I see you felt alarmed enough by that headline to scramble an entire panzer corps.

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    21. Re:It's like this. by necro81 · · Score: 3, Funny

      The duck test is applicable for grammar too

      You mean the part where if the speaker weighs as much as a duck, she must be a witch? What does that have to do with grammar.

      [For those who can't tell that I'm joking: the duck test is "if it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it probably is." Very true for users of poor grammar. The duck test I am referencing comes from Monty Python.]

    22. Re:It's like this. by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      Exactly. When I'm sending an email to my boss, or anyone that I have a professional relationship with, I obviously try to be as grammatically correct as possible because, well, I don't want to come off like a retard. When I'm sending an informal email to a friend of mine, grammar is much less important to me, and when I text/chat with people in real time, it's even less important to me...but that's mostly because I have fat sausage fingers and have yet to find a hardware or software keyboard on a phone that I can type on quickly and accurately. In those situations I just type out my thought and hit send, misspellings and grammatical errors be damned. To date nobody has ever complained that they didn't understand the meaning behind my messages so I'm going to assume that I make myself generally understood.

      I guess it just depends on your audience, or at least, your perception of your audience. I've gotten the most horribly screwed up Slanglish in emails from coworkers talking about professional matters, copied to the boss no less, and it makes me wonder if they want to come off like a moron, don't realize that they're doing so, or just don't care. I'm leaning towards just not caring.

      That being said, I'm not a grammar nazi, so I'm not about to be one of those douchebags that correct someone's message and send it back to them (or call them out in a forum). I don't give a shit if comments on websites aren't properly formatted and grammatically correct because it doesn't fucking matter. Besides, who knows? The slang of today could be part of the language proper in 20 years, and the incorrect grammar we bitch about today could gradually come to be acceptable. We see it as stupid, but I bet we would seem kinda stupid to someone writing proper English 150 years ago, even without all the modern slang.

      It does make me kinda sad that these fundamentals are not taught in schools anymore, though I admit that may be more because of my nostalgia at diagramming sentences and all that shit that I have never used in my post-scholastic life. Some people could definitely use a refresher on subject-verb agreement, however, and how to properly pluralize and use the correct possessive form of a given word. And, of course, the difference between there, their, and they're...

    23. Re:It's like this. by Jawnn · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the problems of misinterpretation and ambiguity. Not understanding the message is one thing, but understanding it as something that wasn't intended is worse. And when correctly parsing the message and the result is completely different from what the author intended, it's worst of all.

      Not only do people use reduced vocabularies and lackluster grammar, but they use words and phrases wrong, so unless the recipient also does it wrong, the same way, misunderstandings are very likely.

      In short, I think it boils down to people not caring much anymore. T

      I see what you did there. That was a nicely executed use of irony; using an adjective to incorrectly modify a verb.

    24. Re:It's like this. by bedonnant · · Score: 4, Informative

      For private conversations, maybe. At work, though, bad grammar always makes you look like an idiot. How would you like to hire someone who can't even spell correctly on their resume?

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    25. Re:It's like this. by necro81 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Similarly, I make an effort to write clearly and use decent grammer.

      Oh, the irony...

      No, making a spelling error while professing to use decent grammar is not an example of irony.

    26. Re:It's like this. by DragonWriter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're completely missing the point. We should be talking about the quality of Google's tools here. If Microsoft's Word can help Google's CEO with grammar, then why the hell Google's tools cannot. It just means that Google (and cloud) is lacking behind and desktop apps still rule.

      Actually, it doesn't mean that at all. The fact that some posts could be improved by Microsoft's tools doesn't mean those tools would be a net gain. In each new version of Word, I generally spend a little while trying out the grammar check function -- and it does occasionally catch grammatical errors. But, when used by someone who knows what they are doing, it more often misflags correct grammar, and it tends to be a net productivity drag, which is why after a short try-out period, it ends up getting turned off.

      If something is important enough to have someone proofread, you should do that. If it isn't—and you have any grammar skills of your own to start with—you're probably wasting your time using an automated grammar checker.

    27. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He said he used proper grammer, not correct speling.

    28. Re:It's like this. by RaceProUK · · Score: 3, Funny

      Similarly, I make an effort to write clearly and use decent grammer.

      Oh, the irony...

      You must go to the Alanis Morrisette School of Irony.

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    29. Re:It's like this. by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 2

      Touche - such is the over-reliance on defective tools that don't differentiate between homophones.

    30. Re:It's like this. by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      You're fogetting the part where I don't waste time proofreading my worthless comments. I've got other things that are far more important than spelling and grammar to spend time on. If you get the gist of the message, then my job is done -- I've effectively communicated the idea. Humans are NOT computers! Our brains are fabulous at understanding what folk meant, even when they accidentally a whole word out of a sentence. Furthermore, I find English grammar lacking especially when writing about code: There's no "escape codes" for quotes within strings, for example.

      I'd rather be considered an idiot by grammar Nazis than actually be a fool for wasting my time because of them...

    31. Re:It's like this. by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 3, Insightful

      still depends on the recipient. If he doesn't care or don't know the proper grammar, won't matter a lot. In fact, "wrong" grammar could be a part of a subculture where the proper one is bad. And is not just for english, i'm very aware about how this is going for spanish, and probably other languages suffer the same problem too.

      Proper grammar is definitely contextual. When speaking to your peers, grammar may vary based on what is acceptable among them - so that one doesn't "stand out" or come across as trying to be "above" them. It's ridiculous that this is necessary - that speaking intelligently among any group can get you singled out as not belonging - but it's hardly new.

      During my couple years as a landscaper after high school, I quickly learned that speaking proper English ain't no way to earn the respect of coworkers. (And - trust me on this - correcting them was *definitely* not the answer.)

    32. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They don't use words "wrong," they use them wrongly, or incorrectly.

      Adverb, yo.

    33. Re:It's like this. by Wizzo1138 · · Score: 1

      "Buy all means" sounds like a new communist advertising slogan.

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    34. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ewe must be kidding me. For all intensive purposes, I could care less about there grammar. Now your just splitting hairs.

    35. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, the irony...

      He didn't say anything about using decent spelling.

    36. Re:It's like this. by swalve · · Score: 2

      You'd think autocorrect would at least correct to the most used word, not the least used one.

    37. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "how come Google's don't?" It needs to be possessive!

      Good lord, that would only be worse if you where correcting someone's grammer. Frankly, I would have written "Google's applications," but that's just getting nit-picky

    38. Re:It's like this. by bedonnant · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Grammar used to be something that you learned in school. Using correct grammar means that you can express your thoughts clearly, which means that you can think clearly. You can use tools to catch typing mistakes, but if you need them to correct grammar, the problem lies with you.

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    39. Re:It's like this. by vlm · · Score: 1

      If the recipient can do this, no harm is done, except that the recipient is aware that the sender gave him more work to do than was necessary -- something usually not considered a compliment.

      Aside from the trade, there's also the "compiler" analogy of garbage in = garbage out.

      Good grammar is signalling high effort which means its high quality. Both of us would like to think I put 15 minutes of deep thought into analyzing your comment and perfecting my response which might make it worth reading. Good grammar is showing off how much effort I put into the total package. After putting in 15 minutes of hard thought, 10 seconds to not look like a completely illiterate moron is a rounding error, therefore good grammar means I put a lot of effort into my response. Does it change your opinion of how likely my signalling theory is to be correct, knowing that I squirted out this response in one pass, no corrections, on the fly stream of consciousness at about 75 WPM in less than a minute? Most people (most losers, anyway) think effort equals quality.

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    40. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whom are you communicating with?

      - Roey

    41. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This.

      The person assigned the role of team leader apparently can't be bothered or can't send a formal email so every time I get something like this:

      Me: "Hi , there is a meeting about next Tuesday over at from 10am to 11am. I think our team should send a representative. "

      My team leader: "Ah, ok.

      That sounds like a really good idea"

      At this point I go "Wtf?". Is that a "yes, it is a good idea and you want me to go to that meeting, or you are just generally agreeing with me and you don't want me to go?

      Worst of all, this person gets upset when queried about it.

      So yes, it does depend on the recipient. If they don't understand your message then the communication has failed.

    42. Re:It's like this. by swalve · · Score: 1

      But the "wrong" grammar to us is correct grammar to them. It isn't that they don't care about grammar, rather that they just have different rules.

    43. Re:It's like this. by swalve · · Score: 1

      Of course, using the word aliterate proves that one isn't.

    44. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Who are you communicating with?"

      Oh, the irony...

    45. Re:It's like this. by digitig · · Score: 1

      I think it's the workload thing that matters. Language does change (not to mention variations between different varieties of English -- British, US, Australian...) and one person's grammar mistake is another person's standard English. But if you deviate too far from the variety of English your reader uses then you are saving your own effort at the expense of making extra work for them. In the case of something going to a large readership -- Larry Page's tweets, for example -- then you multiply that extra effort by the number of readers. Not bothering to get it "right" shows a great deal of disrespect for those readers. That might be what's intended, of course, but if it isn't then it shows the writer in a very bad light.

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    46. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      where did this thread turned into how you personnally comment your code?

    47. Re:It's like this. by marcello_dl · · Score: 1, Informative

      Google tools may not have anything, but there are Firefox extensions like "after the deadline". I don't know how functional it is, but that's the right way to address the problem.

      Copypasting to word? Even if it were FOSS, it would be terribly inefficient.

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    48. Re:It's like this. by CanHasDIY · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Don't grammar matter no more"

      Fixed.

      Knock that off, or I'll stab you with an exclamation point!

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    49. Re:It's like this. by aslagle · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, if grammar matters, then I'd say the question is more properly, "Given that Microsoft has had desktop applications with built-in grammar check since around 1997, why doesn't Google have one?"

    50. Re:It's like this. by mwvdlee · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It depends. Some grammar rules are quite complex and few people actually know them.
      For instance; which.. of ...these ... ellipsis.... is...used... correctly?

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    51. Re:It's like this. by Vanderhoth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the disdain is subjective. Grammar matters to the point that one person can communicate an idea; what matters most to is the content of a message, not the syntax and format. I speak with many people who are mentally challenged, maybe they don't always use proper grammar, but they don't mean to offend their audience.

      When reading content on the net I try to assume the author isn't a mad skillz 733t grammar professor and that possibly people make mistakes, It shouldn't detract from the message. I'm also not the greatest speller in the world, so I appreciate it when people over look my minor typos.

      I think the real issue is when people aren't willing to over look a typo or a missing comma and instead of focusing on the content of a message they focus on the formatting. Often I've seen someone post a comment where they're entirely correct, but get torn down because they used "their" instead of "they're" or "loose" instead of "lose" in a context were the intended meaning was evident. You'll see plenty of "let's eat Grandma!" and "I helped uncle jack off his horse" examples below demonstrating the importance of grammar, but most of the time, if people relax their anus' a little, it's easy enough to tell from the context of the situation what the author's intended meaning is.

      It's important to communicate ideas and, to me at least, the people who spend more time degrading others for the misuse of a rule are the stupid ones because they lack of ability to process and interpret content. We don't consider computers to be very smart, their tools that require very specific input. Think about what it would be like if the response to every other word you said or wrote was "segmentation fault". We as humans have the capability to derive meaning and understand abstract ideas, if a person is going to focus on syntax and formatting and ignore the message they're no smarter than a machine.

    52. Re:It's like this. by Bengie · · Score: 2

      double negatives hurt my brain :*(

    53. Re:It's like this. by DJRumpy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I find grammar trolls to beone of the lowest forms of Internet life. The recipient will judge the content and ether won't notice such errors, or they will note them and form their own opinion. Whether the grammar or spelling police point it out is redundant.

      Grammar and spelling police seem to thrive on the thrill of pointing out someone else's error while adding nothing of value to a topic.

      As to grammar in general, the medium is important. A mistyped tweet sent from a phone is excusable. A formal response from a corporate CEO should always be proofread. However, claiming someone is insulting or dismissive simply because they failed to notice an error is pompous. It implies malice where logically none exists.

    54. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yep -- You'd be better off pointing out the failure to use whom in the first sentence rather than who. Not to mention the preposition at the end. If I were editing this in a student's essay, I'd correct it to "With whom are you communicating?"

      I think the point here is that certain things matter more than others. It's completely acceptable in normal spoken English to get both of those two things wrong. In informal writing it is too. If I could be dictator of an academy anglais, I wouldn't mind dumping the pronoun declensions entirely. Why does a language that dumped noun declensions centuries ago still need to decline pronouns when word order and prepositions have taken over the case-defining function? However, since those rules still exist, someone who professes good grammar should at least not make these two terrible, soul-crushing mistakes.

    55. Re:It's like this. by tobiasly · · Score: 1

      Similarly, I make an effort to write clearly and use decent grammer.

      Oh, the irony...

       

      I can only assume/hope that he was making a very lame joke, considering his very first sentence is a textbook example of bad grammar (should be "With whom are you communicating?") and the last sentence about "clarity of communications" is so tortuously constructed that it requires multiple readings to parse.

    56. Re:It's like this. by Legume · · Score: 1

      the recipient is aware that the sender gave him more work to do than was necessary -- something usually not considered a compliment.

      Yes, the recipient will be aware that you don't value their time enough to spend some of your own crafting a message that's straightforward to parse. It's worse than that though; particularly in electronic communications where you're often fighting for a limited slot of someone's attention, you've just made someone spend a bunch of time deciphering your meaning, reducing the amount of time they've got for actually considering your meaning.

      Making a message easy to parse doesn't necessarily mean formal grammar - there are all kinds of short-cuts you can take and still be unambiguous, particularly when you know your audience well. In most business settings you probably want to avoid that kind of short-cut though, so it's worthwhile learning formal grammar if you ever want a job that requires a written application.

      Does it matter if you use bad grammar in some settings? No. Does it matter if you are incapable of using good grammar? Yes, I think it does.

    57. Re:It's like this. by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
      If you get the gist of the message, then my job is done -- I've effectively communicated the idea.

      If you come across as semi-literate at best, your message will be automatically discounted by some people (me included).

      Which means that you did NOT "effectively communicate the idea".

      What you effectively communicated is "I am semi-literate, but have an opinion anyway"....

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    58. Re:It's like this. by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      As opposed to the Kelsey Grammar School featured in Little Britain!

    59. Re:It's like this. by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily an idiot, but ignorantly uneducated and aliterate. Ignorance != stupidity.

      My younger brother (19 years old) leaves out apostrophes whenever he types anything informal -- be it in an email or a text. One day I jokingly brought this up to him, and he came back vehemently against their use -- quite seriously that he believed anyone who needed apostrophes was an idiot for not being able to infer the true meaning.

      I think that's the only time I've ever facepalmed. What meaningful reply could you give to that?

      This from a avid reader, an AP student who's in college for aerospace engineering.

    60. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Similarly, I make an effort to write clearly and use decent grammer.

      Oh, the irony...

      No, making a spelling error while professing to use decent grammar is not an example of irony.

      Yes it is, see definition #5.

      1. the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning: the irony of her reply, “How nice!” when I said I had to work all weekend.

      2. Literature .
      a. a technique of indicating, as through character or plot development, an intention or attitude opposite to that which is actually or ostensibly stated.
      b. (especially in contemporary writing) a manner of organizing a work so as to give full expression to contradictory or complementary impulses, attitudes, etc., especially as a means of indicating detachment from a subject, theme, or emotion.

      3. Socratic irony.

      4. dramatic irony.

      5. an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected.

    61. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What adjective are you talking about? "Correctly", "much" and "wrong" are all adverbs.

    62. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have one, it's called "Google Chrome". Also, spellcheck is a great help there, it'd help Larry correct his sentence from "There also we be ..." to "There also we are ..." instead of munged up by phone's autocorrect "will be".

    63. Re:It's like this. by Tipa · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Probably none of them, but if one were, it would be the one between "these" and "ellipsis", but you probably wanted "ellipses" there anyway.

    64. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not using correct spelling and grammar shows disdain for the receiver, wether intentional or not.

      You just showed disdain for me. You typed wether, when you should have typed whether. Now THAT is funny stuff.

    65. Re:It's like this. by Legume · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's grammar that matters, not tools that pick up a handful of borderline grammar issues and false positives over and over again, while missing many more important problems. I'm pretty good at spelling, but spell checkers still catch me out several times a day. I'm only okay at grammar, but I can't remember a single instance where Microsoft's tool has been helpful.

    66. Re:It's like this. by smittyoneeach · · Score: 4, Funny

      Fixed.

      Knock that off. . .

      Will the castration of grammar succeed in amputating the infighting amongst the monks? Or is this a falsetto dilemma?

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    67. Re:It's like this. by s.petry · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Complex or not, the post you replied to is very correct. It's not about "awe, these rules are hard" it's about being able to articulate thoughts to as many recipients as possible, as clearly and concisely as possible.

      One must also consider the medium being used. Twitter has a very low character limit. I am way more tolerant to someone saying "B in L8 car broke down waiting for tow truck" than I would be if someone sent that same email.

      No language is perfect, and every language has complexities. Those complexities evolved over time to accommodate clarity. I'd be very surprised if suddenly there was no need to be clear with communication any longer.

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    68. Re:It's like this. by Schmorgluck · · Score: 2

      I'm part of the moderation team of an online forum for a (now dwindling) community. We've always been rather strict about spelling and grammar, but not to the point of requiring perfection. We're far more stern against the absence of punctuation, and walls of text are firmly discouraged.

      Some people just have a limited grasp on spelling and we can live with a few mistakes now and then. Some obviously don't give a shit, and we don't take it kindly.

      And then there are the cases of severe dysorthography. After debating the issue, we decided to let them in. That decision was met with mixed receptions. One of the oldest forum members threw a fit and left over that. An interesting thing is, over time, I've grown the ability to distinguish, at least in French, between dysorthography and not giving a shit (I guess the other moderators have too, I never asked them), by an intuitive process of which I never bothered to formalize the heuristics.

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    69. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'll take one "grammer" over misuse of "they're" "their" and "their" any day. Misplacing a vowel is nothing compared to bizarre distortions of entire sentences that force re-reading them to make any sense of them.

      Putting it another way: some spelling and grammar errors matter to clear communication. Some are irrelevant except to pedants. If you can't tell the difference, then your writing is probably so poor that it "doesn't matter" to you. To everyone else in the world, it probably does matter, because you're likely confusing the hell out of them and looking unprofessional at the same time. Seriously, if you can't get correct spelling and coherent sentences on a resume, where the writing is an important demonstration of your communication abilities and it clearly does matter to the impression it will make on a potential employer, then it must be pretty darn bad. An employer that signs you on anyway will have difficulty communicating with you. That's a recipe for disaster unless there is no need to communicate on the job.

      Heh. My favorite was a restaurant a couple of weeks ago that had a chicken stir-fry special written on the chalkboard sign at the door: "with brocoili". We mentioned to the server that it was misspelled, thinking we were being helpful. As we left the restaurant we glanced at the sign: "with broccoili". Oh well. It doesn't really matter. It tastes the same either way :-)

    70. Re:It's like this. by honestmonkey · · Score: 1

      It's apparent that you cant when you cant, so I can't think of a good reason to use apostrophes. I mean, what is apostrophe's use anyway? It's its main weakness.

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    71. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the recipient can do this, no harm is done, except that the recipient is aware that the sender gave him more work to do than was necessary -- something usually not considered a compliment.

      I'm not sure that it is not a compliment. It seems to me that the sender is implying (consciously or not) that the recipient has more ability to process poor language than the sender has to create it. I'd consider that a compliment. Then again, the sender could simply be implying (again, consciously or not) that the recipient's time and effort has a lower value than the sender's. Then I would agree that it is less than complimentary. So I guess it can be seen either way, or both at once if it is obvious that an incompetent sender didn't even make an effort at correctness (which can often be comedy gold!)

    72. Re:It's like this. by hackula · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Very true. Being in the south, you see that sales people seem to have their own dialect. They intentionally sprinkle in slang and "Good Ole Boy"-isms all the time. Every business interaction is an act of some kind. When sales people talk like that to the engineers, of course they sound like morons, but to a client, it is conversational and disarming. Look at presidential campaigns. Whenever Hilary Clinton walked into an AME church, she started throwing out "ain't"s and "yall"s like candy. To be an effective communicator, you have to understand the context and audience more than anything. Of course, if you are incapable of using grammar correctly when it is required, you are going to be fairly limited.

    73. Re:It's like this. by Dog-Cow · · Score: 2

      Sometimes, when I rewrite sentences, MS apps will point out subject-verb agreement problems. Other than that, I pretty much agree with you.

    74. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't you confusing grammar with spelling?

    75. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Me fail english? That's unpossible!

              - Ralph Wiggum

    76. Re:It's like this. by hackula · · Score: 1

      Why, because he missspelled it?

    77. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That highly depends on the target. You're assuming that the target has an excellent grasp of grammar. Sometimes using incorrect, simpler grammar, makes the result simpler to understand. Same as using simpler words.

    78. Re:It's like this. by noh8rz5 · · Score: 0

      Bad grammar makes you look like an idiot. I suppose that the impact of this depends on the recipient, but as a general rule, I don't want my coworkers or clients thinking I'm an idiot. As an even more general rule, I don't want anybody thinking I'm an idiot.

    79. Re:It's like this. by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Poor grammar always makes people look like an idiot to you. To another "idiot", it might make them look like a kindred soul. Dig?

      By the way, spelling and grammar are two distinct concepts. In order to avoid looking like you don't know the difference, you should have said something like, "How would you like to hire someone who 'ain't never missed no work in 2008-2012'?"

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    80. Re:It's like this. by Idbar · · Score: 2

      Well, are you complaining about dyslexia or grammar failures? I see you're mixing grammar with simple ignorance.

      I see some people are just getting used to what Twitter and Text messages and poor interfaces are forcing them to: Write short, not right.

      This, mixed with ignorance is leading to a disgraceful use of any language: One, some people want to fit as much information with the least number of keystrokes possible, and two, they don't know how to write. As a Spanish speaker, I've seen people using "x" for "por" (because in Spanish multiplication is "por", as in per/for), which has been degrading into "x k" (por que) and so on.

      In short, people is becoming too lazy.

    81. Re:It's like this. by hackula · · Score: 4, Funny

      It is, buy all intensive porpoises.

    82. Re:It's like this. by RJFerret · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not only an indicator they cared about the message, but that they care about how they present themselves.

      Does grooming matter? Does proper attire matter? Does body scent matter? Does posture matter? Does makeup matter?

      In a world where more communication is text based rather than face-to-face, I'd suggest grammar matters even more.

      (But please don't encourage those who don't value themselves to deceive.)

      PS: Even in an MMO grammar and spelling matter, those who can't communicate effectively don't get invited for runs, don't interact as much with others, and don't make the same progress, as those who do, regardless of skill level, ability, and other attributes.

    83. Re:It's like this. by rockout · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You could argue it is, due to the close relationship between grammar and spelling in the current context. For example, he'd likely toss a resume with grammar OR spelling mistakes in it; although he didn't explicitly mention spelling errors, that part can be reasonably inferred.

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    84. Re:It's like this. by noh8rz5 · · Score: 1

      I'm part of the moderation team of an online forum for a (now dwindling) community.

      Timothy, is that you?

    85. Re:It's like this. by invid · · Score: 5, Funny

      It depends. Some grammar rules are quite complex and few people actually know them. For instance; which.. of ...these ... ellipsis.... is...used... correctly?

      They're all correct if the speaker is Captain Kirk.

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    86. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm part of the moderation team of an online forum for a (now dwindling) community.
      and
      We've always been rather strict about spelling and grammar

      If your online forum is not based on grammar and spelling, maybe that is why people are losing interest.

      I read and participate in specific forums because I am interested in the subject material, not grammar. Ignoring a portion of the population that uses bad grammar means you are missing things that are on topic and possibly informative. Car analogy here.. I'm installing a turbo on my car and I have a question about my timing curves. I'll take advice from someone that has experience what I'm doing regardless if he/she posts it in all caps and misspells every other word if I know that person has done what I'm I'm trying to do and has proven themselves in the forum and in real world experience. If I used only proper grammar as an indicator of knowledge and experience for something not grammar related, I could get burned.

      People put WAY to much emphasis on proper grammar and try to relate that skill with other skills. It's like trusting a salesman because he is wearing a suit.

    87. Re:It's like this. by noh8rz5 · · Score: 1

      So you... Agree? What you're saying is "there are many ways to look like an idiot; one of them is to use poor grammar." I agree with your argument!

    88. Re:It's like this. by defaria · · Score: 1

      Let me correct the "preposition at the end" problem for you - "...clarity of communications and the perception of competency, are..." - add on ", you fucking asswipe!". There - all better! The point isn't that people make mistakes or spelling errors or whatever - it's that they don't recognize is grammatically wrong and when it's pointed out to them they either don't care or get angry that you pointed out their mistake. IOW they are not able to admit they made a mistake or unable or unwilling to correct it. And you're pretty sure future mistakes will also happen. They are "proud" of their ignorance and should properly be ridiculed.

    89. Re:It's like this. by Vanderhoth · · Score: 2

      You could be passing up a brilliant problem solver that's possibly dyslexia or just doesn't understand all of the complex, sometimes seemingly subjective, rules for spelling and grammar. Just because someone isn't good at one specific thing doesn't mean they're useless.

      Also idiot is a very subjective term. As an example, you think because someone can spell they're an idiot, where someone else might think a lack of fundamental understanding of social protocols, such as it's not polite to call others idiots, makes you an idiot. I'm not saying you have a bad attitude, I don't know you so I can't make that call, please don't take offense to this next statement. I would hire someone that might not be a great speller over someone with a bad attitude who thinks that bad spelling makes others less intelligent. There are tools to help a candidate that can't spell, nothing can be done for a candidate with a superiority complex and/or bad attitude.

    90. Re:It's like this. by noh8rz5 · · Score: 0

      The only people who don't know proper grammar are children and the uneducated. what you're saying is either 1) if you're uneducated, you can miscommunicate without shame to other uneducated people. 2) if you know proper grammar, you don't need to bother with the rules when communicating with the uneducated because your disdain for them is so great and you're so much better than them. And what subcultures do you mean? Ebonics, the soft racism of low expectations?

    91. Re:It's like this. by michael_cain · · Score: 3, Informative

      From a grammar perspective, the last one, indicating a pause to suggest irony or a hidden meaning. Typographically, it depends on which style guide you use. The MLA's style guide, for example, insists on three dots with a full space separating the dots themselves and the text before and after. That's almost impossible to do in HTML, as most of the layout engines will strip out some of those spaces, even if you use the non-breaking space glyph. By the way, the plural is ellipses.

    92. Re:It's like this. by noh8rz5 · · Score: 0

      Not necessarily an idiot, but ignorantly uneducated and aliterate. Ignorance != stupidity.

      a distinction without a difference. Or perhaps if not an idiot, then sloppy and careless, which makes you look like an idiot. Either way,, bad grammar makes you look like an idiot.

    93. Re:It's like this. by gman003 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Correction: it should be "ellipses", not "ellipsis". Ellipsis is singular, ellipses is plural.

    94. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not splitting hairs here, but the irony is in the improper using of a semi-colon and comma splices to boot. Good grammar will get you English majors posing as programmers, but no programmers posing as English majors.

    95. Re:It's like this. by Vanderhoth · · Score: 1

      If you're going to discount the content of a statement because the author made a mistake then you're no smarter than a machine throwing a segmentation fault because of a missing semi-colon. To me that makes you less smart than anyone that shows an ability to read, infer and understand the content of a message.

      As my grandfather use to tell me, "If you're going to focus on each leaf of a tree, you're going to be lost in the forest for a long time. Learn to be tolerant and see the bigger picture."

    96. Re:It's like this. by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      I use (mostly) proper grammar out of habit--even a message I couldn't possibly care less about and would rather not even take the time to write will have correct spelling and proper grammar to the best of my knowledge.

      I think the same is true for the other side of the fence as well. It's more of a personality trait than anything else, otherwise you'd see a large variation in quality from a single person. For the most part, that's not the case--people don't suddenly know the idiom is "by all means" when they're writing an e-mail at work, and in fact you couldn't have picked a worse example since idioms are frequently composed of "improper" grammar and often have definitions only tangentially linked to the words themselves. Spelling and grammar tend to be constant from a given person, indicating at best a general interest in clarity of communication, but even that is a leap: maybe they're just stupid, or are otherwise intelligent but have a learning disability, and are humiliated by their inability to get things right, or they are intentionally tweaking the noses of tightasses who choose to misinterpret what they're perfectly capable of understanding, or they are going for a particular literary "style".

      There's nothing wrong with being a pedant, and as someone who's easily annoyed I sympathize and know that you don't get to choose what you'll be annoyed by any more than somebody chooses what they're allergic to, but there's a difference between both of those things and a simple lack of empathy. Which, I guess, is only really your fault if it's intentional.

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    97. Re:It's like this. by arth1 · · Score: 1

      I see what you did there. That was a nicely executed use of irony; using an adjective to incorrectly modify a verb.

      How is this insightful?
      Check a dictionary - "wrong" is also an adverb, and was used as such.

      <grammar-nazi>
      If I were you, I'd look up the difference between semicolon and colon; "using an adjective to incorrectly modify a verb" is a fragment that lacks a subject.
      </grammar-nazi>

    98. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that's a correct statement, and then the superego moderates the id's desire to get a new shiny thing when your current car is just fine.

    99. Re:It's like this. by michael_cain · · Score: 1

      Too many people treat e-mail and text messages as if they were private conversations over the phone or in the hall. When someone sues you, though, the written words are discoverable documents. Statements that are ambiguous or easily misinterpreted can get you in real trouble. Microsoft almost paid dearly for the casual use of the phrase "cut off Netscape's air supply" in an e-mail. The trial judge used that quote to make a point in his order (later overturned) to break up the company.

    100. Re:It's like this. by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

      Grammar matters unless you want to appear to be a babbling idiot. Then by all means, ignore grammar.

      This is nothing more than attempts by the ignorant to drag you down to their level where they will beat you with experience.

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    101. Re:It's like this. by Gripp · · Score: 1

      This. If writing something on /. or reddit or to a friend all I care about is that the target audience will understand. If, however, I am writing something to a client or department of some sort I at least attempt to use proper grammar. But overall I don't think it should matter as much as some make it out to. Like using a single word as a sentence ("This.") or ending a sentence in ("out to.") - both are grammatically incorrect, but there aren't many ways in which they could be misinterpreted; so why would anyone really care? But I'm sure there are plenty who will.

    102. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While grammar is secondary to actual content, I'd be more inclined to trust someone who says "You should get $this_brand. I've installed it and it works great" over "U SHULD BY $other_brand I INSTOLLED IT WORK'S GRATE". Poor grammar indicates poor education, so you can to some extent relate it with other skills. On an Internet forum, where grammar is practically all you have to judge most of other people's knowledge, it is important.

      See, if automechanic Joe at your garage is illiterate, but he did plenty of good jobs on your car, you don't care how he writes when you ask for instructions. When "PorscheRoolz1994" is illiterate, you don't usually have previous experience with him, so you have to judge his trustworthiness by other things. Like grammar.

    103. Re:It's like this. by tsa · · Score: 1

      Damn. Sorry no, it was an honest mistake.

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    104. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Similarly, I make an effort to write clearly and use descent grammer.

      Oh, the irony...

       

      ASDF

    105. Re:It's like this. by tsa · · Score: 2

      Nice example. If the salesman wasn't wearing a suit you'd probably trust him less. The suit is part of the package, like grammar is part of the message.

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    106. Re:It's like this. by arth1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      However, claiming someone is insulting or dismissive simply because they failed to notice an error is pompous. It implies malice where logically none exists.

      On the contrary, it implies stupidity, ignorance, a slapdash attitude, or combinations of these. Neither are traits I favour or reward.

    107. Re:It's like this. by David+Chappell · · Score: 1

      Whether grammar matters or not depends on the recipient of the message, not the originator. As anyone who has designed a compiler will tell you, it's an error-prone PITA to have to pre-process input before it is in a useable form. If the recipient can do this, no harm is done, except that the recipient is aware that the sender gave him more work to do than was necessary -- something usually not considered a compliment.

      Well said. I have noticed that technical manuals are often far more difficult to read than they need to be because of the writers' poor or weak grammar. They seem to expect the reader to figure out what they meant.

      By definition grammar is the tool we use to indicate how things and ideas are related to one another. Writers who make gramatical mistakes confuse these relationships, often saying the opposite of what they mean. Others sense that they do not have a command of the necessary gramatical constructs and so avoid them. The result is prose which fails to say much of anything.

      I once saw a technical book in draft form which was loaded with serious gramatical errors including numerous fragmentary sentences. I later saw it in a bookstore. All of the errors had been corrected, presumably by a professional copy editor. But the copy editor had been able to restore the meaning which the bad grammar had destroyed. The final text was so vague as to be nearly useless.

      So, no I do not think grammar checking software is of any use. If a professional copy editor cannot really fix the problem, a machine never will. What we really need is to teach strong grammar to technical workers. This would not only improve documentation. It would also improve their technical work. I have noticed a direct relationship between the quality of opensource projects' code and the level of literacy of the lead developers as reflected in their communications and the documentation which they write.

       

    108. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, an idiot.

    109. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Close enough for government work.

    110. Re:It's like this. by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

      Eh, I don't think it's really anything to do with the amount of effort parsing your post takes and I don't infer disdain from those who post with bad spelling or bad grammar. I do infer lower intelligence and less merit to bothering with them, though. If that doesn't bother you, then grammar doesn't matter to you. If you're trying to get a job and I'm between you and that job, looking uneducated is going to hurt your chances.

    111. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ironically, it is. One would assume that someone who cares about grammar also cares about spelling. Just as one would assume that one who cares about the correct definition of "irony" wouldn't falsely flag things just because there was some extra cultural context required to understand it as irony.

    112. Re:It's like this. by Rei · · Score: 1

      As someone who spends a good portion of my waking hours brutally bungling Icelandic grammar, I'd say that the ability of listeners to tolerate grammar mistakes is pretty high. ;) It's not always disdain that causes a person to use bad grammar. Sometimes there are actually good reasons.

      On that note, it'd probably be easier to write an Icelandic grammar checker, at least to help make sure you're matching number, case, gender, strength, tense, person, etc correctly on all your words. As a downside, given that not everyone agrees on what the proper declension of everything is...

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    113. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no "wether" with any meaning. (I try never to post just to make a correction, but the fact that someone modded that up got my goat.)

    114. Re:It's like this. by nashv · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ellipses are punctuation, which is important in prose. Grammar on the other hand is not a mere symbolic identifier. Grammar establishes the rules of the language from which meaning is derived.

      Yes, punctuation may also convey meaning , but has a much shallower effect than grammar.

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    115. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely you meant ellipses, not ellipsis? :)

    116. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It does if you want to be taken seriously.

      I know people with incredible skills who are not allowed to interact with customers due to this.

      Nothing like blowing a multi-million dollar procurement because the customer has a grammar fixation.

    117. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realize that the folks you 'correct' neither need your approval or favour?

    118. Re:It's like this. by noh8rz5 · · Score: 0

      I spend a lot of time making sure these "kindred souls" don't work at my company. They can all go to government or wherever these people go. McDonald's?

    119. Re:It's like this. by Megane · · Score: 1

      Probably none of them . . . because they should be typed with spaces in between? (this is a rule I rarely follow because it's more trouble than it's worth)

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    120. Re:It's like this. by Schmorgluck · · Score: 1

      If your online forum is not based on grammar and spelling, maybe that is why people are losing interest.

      Not really. It's a fandom forum for stuff that doesn't have that much news anymore. It's been quite vivid for eight years. It's just a classic case of community fatigue.

      I may have exaggerated a bit about our strictness. There are some members that do several spelling errors per sentence, but not in a way that makes their post illegible, so they get a pass. When there are too much errors, we give encouragements to care a little more. But when someone comes with a really shitty spelling, no punctuation, or obnoxious abbreviations, we first give warnings before proceeding with gradual punishment.

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    121. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kelsey is a very nice man, and rather talented performer.

    122. Re:It's like this. by Rei · · Score: 2

      Quite true. Example from Firefly:

      Mal: Ain't no way in the 'Verse they could find that compartment. Even if they were lookin' for it.
      Zoe: Why not?
      Mal: 'Cause?

      I don't think there's anyone in the verse who would defend the grammatical correctness of the sentence "'Cause?". But given the choice between that and an equivalent, more grammatically correct sentence (something like "It is an assumption of mine which I haven't really thought through but which I nonetheless believe."), I'd choose "'Cause?".

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    123. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, we might be able to read, infer and understand the content AND THEN discount it deeming the author undeserving trust based on his lack of education. You seemed to be unable to read, infer and understand this from previous poster, so you are indeed less smart and militant about it.

    124. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a misspelling or typo, but I would argue it's an inaccurate usage. "Aliterate" generally means "uninterested in reading" (though capable of it).

      The discussion is about writing (composing), not reading (consuming), so "illiterate" would have been not just more obvious, but actually more appropriate.

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    125. Re:It's like this. by bedonnant · · Score: 1

      You seem to imply that the meaning of a message is independant of the message itself. That's clearly not true. A small grammatical error can dramatically alter the overall meaning of a sentence. How far do you rely on the recipient to put himself in your shoes to try to infer what you meant?

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    126. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aspie much?

      Making a writing mistake while professing the importance of writing well qualifies.

    127. Re:It's like this. by David+Chappell · · Score: 2

      Grammar used to be something that you learned in school. Using correct grammar means that you can express your thoughts clearly, which means that you can think clearly. You can use tools to catch typing mistakes, but if you need them to correct grammar, the problem lies with you.

      I agree. I think far to many confuse the reasons for writing gramatically with the reasons for spelling correctly. The primary reason for spelling correctly is to appear educated. (Writing "connexion" instead of "connection" or "det" instead of "debt" does not alter meaning.)

      In contrast, the primary reason for using good, strong grammer is to convey more meaning. An example of weak grammar: "The trigger is the gun fireer." Strong grammer: "The shooter fires the gun by drawing back the trigger."

      Unfortunately, an entire generation grew up thinking that those who insist on good grammer do so because they are snobs.

    128. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "With whom you are communicating".

      Prepositions, eh.

    129. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      got my goat

      I see what you did there.

    130. Re:It's like this. by Rei · · Score: 1

      I didn't see Grammar Nazis when I read this article. I misread "gaffes" as "giraffes", and thus pictured that "grammar gaffes have invaded the office", which is quite an amusing thought when you try to envision it, especially the commotion when they walk in through the lobby yelling at everyone who ends a sentence with a preposition. My grammar giraffes might have been German nonetheless though because they were wearing kaiser helmets and spoke with a German accent. Come to think of it, now when I picture them they're wearing Nazi armbands around their legs and are sentencing office workers who confuse "lose" and "loose" to labor camps where they'll toil in the sun picking acacia leaves.

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    131. Re:It's like this. by arth1 · · Score: 1

      You realize that the folks you 'correct' neither need your approval or favour?

      You do realise that I wasn't speaking about correcting anyone's spelling or grammar? It's quite possible to make judgements without commenting. Their applications may be filed in the cylindrical archive, their e-mail addresses might be blacklisted, and purchases might not be made. All without saying anything.

      As for "needing", it looks to me like quite a few people "need" validation, and that's the reason for their posting. But that is a different kettle of fish.

    132. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It depends. Some grammar rules are quite complex and few people actually know them.
      For instance; which.. of ...these ... ellipsis.... is...used... correctly?

      Grammatically, none of them. There is no need for an elipsis in that sentence. (Typographically, the fifth one is the correct one.)
      Also, the plural is "elipses."
      Also, that should be a colon, not a semicolon.

    133. Re:It's like this. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      And suits.

      Perhaps you should just leave people in the 'untrustworthy' category until you have some actual evidence they are trustworthy.

      Perfect grammar, like a nice suit, is, if anything, a sign they _can't_ be trusted.

      That said, I'm not much better. I don't trust anyone without a firm grasp of Calculus and DiffEq. That is a sign of poor education.

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    134. Re:It's like this. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Are you saying grammar matters but it shouldn't?

      What kind of fool trusts a salesman? Even a tiny little bit?

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    135. Re:It's like this. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You may be one of the rare few that can truly tax Word's grammar checker but the overwhelming majority of people who believe that it's useless are flat wrong. I see this at work basically every day. I work with people who have degrees and should be able to write fairly well (at least well enough to not lose a grade on grammar) but neither properly capitalize nor know the common homonyms. There is also the unnecessary capitalization of words because people think they're acronyms: I see "WEB" and "FOB" (access tokens) all the time. That the lose/loose problem is spilling into the workplace is an even bigger sign of the problem. I'd love to be able to blame it on the new Internet generation, but as I see it among older professionals who don't really spend much time online, I suspect it's just something working its way through the culture.

      I don't flag it for people because it starts arguments more often than not. That doesn't stop me from cringing when I read e-mail from people who should know better, especially when they're sending out formal notices that really should go through grammar checks before being sent.

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    136. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What we need is a William Shatner versus Christopher Walken face-off:
      "Why. Are you. Talking? Like that."
      "Why. Are you? Talking like. *That*.
      "Hey you. Started. It."
      "No you. Did?"
      etc.

    137. Re:It's like this. by specific · · Score: 1

      In fact, "wrong" grammar could be a part of a subculture where the proper one is bad.

      Poppycock! Please provide one example, in English, where grammatical ground-rules collide with colloquial confluence in a manner which offends one's sense of "right & wrong" or "good & bad".

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    138. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the "wrong" grammar to us is correct grammar to them. It isn't that they don't care about grammar, rather that they just have different rules.

      Who is 'us' and 'them'? English, motherfucker! Do you speak it!

    139. Re:It's like this. by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Your (and a whole lot of others') refusal to use the shift key hurts mine. Do you realise how uneducated it makes you look?

    140. Re:It's like this. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Another is to be pedantic about other people's grammar, particularly when meaning is clear.

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    141. Re:It's like this. by EllisDees · · Score: 1

      Maybe they do. What if he/she is a hiring manager or and English teacher?

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    142. Re:It's like this. by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      Well aren't you just amazing. I'm sure your parents are very proud.

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    143. Re:It's like this. by jarbrewer · · Score: 1

      Never heard of collective nouns or the idea of notional agreement?

    144. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      smart, their tools that require very specific input

      Intentional errors to fuck with people.

      I like it.

    145. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the people who spend more time degrading others for the misuse of a rule are the stupid ones because they lack of ability to process and interpret content

      Wrong. A person cannot identify and correct mistakes unless they have the ability to process and interpret content. What's stupid is thinking that correcting spelling and grammar is a valid way to debate or to constructively contribute to a conversation.

      I overlooked the handful of spelling and grammar mistakes in your post.

    146. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wetherintentional or not.

      Your example is bollocks.

    147. Re:It's like this. by Vanderhoth · · Score: 1

      You seem to imply that the meaning of a message is independant of the message itself.

      According to the post I had originally replied to, I'm suppose to discount what you said because you misspelled independent. However, you've still effectively communicated an idea with a great point.

      I'm not saying spelling and grammar isn't important, but multiple things need to be considered and simply evaluating a message, formatting is just one thing to consider .

      How much do you rely on the recipient to put himself in your shoes to try to infer what you meant?

      How much do you put yourself in the senders shoes when interpreting their meaning?

    148. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That the lose/loose problem is spilling into the workplace is an even bigger sign of the problem.

      They're all just a bunch of "loosers". (Yup, I see it all the time, its embarrassing to see from a supposedly educated "professional" too).

    149. Re:It's like this. by Mattcelt · · Score: 2

      Try learning Russian, French, or any of the other languages where the addition of negatives strengthen the negative instead of cancelling it out. It's only your Germanic language roots that are making your head hurt.

    150. Re:It's like this. by Dorkmaster+Flek · · Score: 2

      Ack, replying to this to fix a misclick mod. But you are absolutely correct. The medium of the message makes a big difference in what people will tolerate.

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    151. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you just prvoed the piont that gramar doesnt matter. I didn't understand lik of what you said, but didn't make gramar mistakes. What do u think?

    152. Re:It's like this. by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      I read that series in the voice of William Shatner ... is that what you were going for?

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    153. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AND THIS POSTING IS EXACTLY what you'd expect from someone who is so lazy about their grammar they write "anus'" as the plural of "anus" (it's "anuses"), write "over look" for "overlook," and uses the phrase "their tools that require very specific input" rather than "they're tools that require very specific input." ... But other than the minor grammatical snafus, it's reasonably well argued. I disagree with it, but I respect Vanderhoth's opinion and his ability to frame his argument. Too bad he doesn't think good grammar is worth his time.

    154. Re:It's like this. by oldmac31310 · · Score: 2

      But you would need a few upper case words in there to get the full Shatner effect.

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    155. Re:It's like this. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Same boat. I always use moderately bad grammar when I'm interviewing and shitcan the resume of any pedantic fool who corrects me.

      Seriously, with the number of non-native speakers we work with, determining the true meaning of clumsy, incorrect sentences is a key skill. Politely asking for clarification is also a key trait.

      The only people that are required to have good grammar are tech writers. Even there they need to be able to read 'technical Chinese English' well enough to translate it into correct English.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    156. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Complex or not, the post you replied to is very correct. It's not about "awe, these rules are hard" it's about being able to articulate thoughts to as many recipients as possible, as clearly and concisely as possible.

      By which, of course you meant "aww, these rules are hard", unless maybe you are trying to express your "shock and awe" over how hard the rules are.

    157. Re:It's like this. by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      What is the difference between proper and common grammar?

    158. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If clear communication is important then yes, grammar matters.

      If you are a 15 year old girl who uses the word "like" for every other word in your babbling text messages then no, grammar probably doesn't matter then.

    159. Re:It's like this. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Non-native speakers often don't know proper grammar.

      People who know and care about 'perfect' grammar are almost always educated way past their intelligence. Like Database 'experts' who think everything has to be in the 22nd normal form or it's junk, but can't understand a query plan.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    160. Re:It's like this. by sootman · · Score: 1

      I'm more concerned with his use of a comma between the subject and predicate in "Perfection isn't the point; clarity of communications and the perception of competency, are."

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    161. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since this entire post is about grammar and spelling Nazism, I'm going to indulge myself on this.

      Where in the nine hells did you find the word "kinda"?

      I think this is actually worse than shoulda, because at least should've is an acceptable word choice.

    162. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find grammar trolls to beone of the lowest forms of Internet life. The recipient will judge the content and ether won't notice such errors, or they will note them and form their own opinion. Whether the grammar or spelling police point it out is redundant.

      Grammar and spelling police seem to thrive on the thrill of pointing out someone else's error while adding nothing of value to a topic.

      As to grammar in general, the medium is important. A mistyped tweet sent from a phone is excusable. A formal response from a corporate CEO should always be proofread. However, claiming someone is insulting or dismissive simply because they failed to notice an error is pompous. It implies malice where logically none exists.

      I'm not a spelling/grammar nazi, but I find that well written (e.g., using proper language forms including grammar and punctuation) prose is much easier to read. It also tends to make the content clearer and more easily understandable.

      I don't bust chops over poorly written prose, but when I read something I make judgements about the writer. If the prose is poorly written, it's usually because the writer is writing in a language other than their native language, is poorly educated (there's a reason they call it "Grammar School") or they just don't care enough to do it properly.

      The latter two reasons are definitely signs that I should ignore what the writer has to say -- either because they're ignorant and uneducated -- meaning that what they say likely has limited value, or if they don't care enough to write properly, why should I care enough to read and give credence to such prose?

    163. Re:It's like this. by starfishsystems · · Score: 1

      Well said. It's worth thinking explicitly about the roles of speaker and listener as they are traded back and forth during a conversation. The person who has knowledge to impart (the speaker) is chiefly responsible for it. He has to figure out how best to communicate his idea. The person on the receiving end has responsibilities too, to listen actively and to provide feedback about how clearly the knowledge is coming across. But frankly, these are not as demanding as those of the speaker. The speaker, already having the knowledge, is in the more privileged position.

      Everyone gets a turn at being speaker or listener. I'm not suggesting that there's anything unfair, just that in terms of individual elements of knowledge it's an inherently asymmetrical situation. The larger burden of responsibility falls to the speaker.

      That's why grammar and spelling and so on are important. They're a way of signalling to the reader that the writer is prepared to keep up his end of the bargain. If your idea is so great that you want someone to stop and pay attention to it, show some care in how you present it.

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    164. Re:It's like this. by Deep+Esophagus · · Score: 1

      The phrase you're looking for here is "code-switching". For people who are members of multiple unrelated social groups, using the language/dialect/idioms of one group in another context can be a source of merriment... or get you branded as an idiot outsider. The successful communicator, such as your hypothetical sales person above, knows when to switch among various langauge contexts.

      Of course, TFA was about written communication, and I can't think of a single instance where I have exchanged any kind of printed/electronic email with anyone who didn't care about proper spelling and grammar. A few of my younger friends abandon all pretense of readability in text messages and Facebook posts, but... who cares?

    165. Re:It's like this. by s.petry · · Score: 1

      Your way would work though not what I intended. My grammar was correct as posted.

      awe/ô/ Noun: A feeling of reverential respect mixed with fear or wonder: "they gazed in awe at the small mountain of diamonds".

      I believe that "fear and wonder" describes very well how most people feel as they learn language(s). The sample sentence in the definition does not display the fear aspect at all.

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    166. Re:It's like this. by migloo · · Score: 1

      Grammar darwinesquely evolved to become a near optimal disambiguation mechanism.
      As a byproduct, it also serves as a mutual recognition system among the intellectual "elite".
      The result is that proper grammar and spelling are perceived as snobbish artefacts and there is a strong popular pressure to degrade linguistic purity at the expense of understandibility.
      This tendency is rather obvious if you compare today's barely readable fora with those of only ten years ago, at least in french.

    167. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It also shows that you aren't lazy and have enough consideration for the reader to spend a moment clarifying your writing.

    168. Re:It's like this. by Eravau · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, punctuation may also convey meaning , but has a much shallower effect than grammar.

      I beg to differ. Something as small as a comma can make a huge difference in the meaning of what is written. For example:

      • Stop clubbing baby seals: Cease beating baby seals with a club!
      • Stop clubbing baby, seals: Hey you seals! Stop beating that baby with a club!
      • Stop clubbing, baby seals: hey you baby seals! Stop going out dancing!

      I'm not sure I would call that shallow. It may be a silly example, but it applies to real-life sentences as well.

    169. Re:It's like this. by nahdude812 · · Score: 1

      That the lose/loose problem is spilling into the workplace is an even bigger sign of the problem

      It's better if individuals actually learn this difference, because the best grammar checker in the world can't fix this problem reliably. For example, "What did you lose?" -vs- "What did you loose?" Both are perfectly valid sentences. Both require context to know which was meant, and so far only human awareness is up to the task. Even then it might be ambiguous.

      Anyway, this isn't a grammar problem, it's a spelling problem. People spell "lose" as "loose" because they are spelling phonetically, and "loose" pronounced phonetically is closer to the pronunciation of "lose" than its correct spelling is. Maybe grammar checkers historically solve this problem, but that's because spelling is context insensitive while grammar is context sensitive, and the difference between two validly spelled words with different pronunciations and meanings can only be determined by examining context.

    170. Re:It's like this. by David+Chappell · · Score: 1

      You may be one of the rare few that can truly tax Word's grammar checker but the overwhelming majority of people who believe that it's useless are flat wrong. I see this at work basically every day. I work with people who have degrees and should be able to write fairly well (at least well enough to not lose a grade on grammar) but neither properly capitalize nor know the common homonyms. There is also the unnecessary capitalization of words because people think they're acronyms: I see "WEB" and "FOB" (access tokens) all the time. That the lose/loose problem is spilling into the workplace is an even bigger sign of the problem.

      When I think of gramatical errors, I do not usually think of such minor, almost mechanical problems. I would call a tool which pointed them out a context-aware spelling checker. Perhaps this explains the disappointment with grammar checkers. The detection of context inappropriate spelling and violation of typographic conventions works, but they fail to help the writer to use the power of grammar.

      I think effective grammar checkers will not be available for many years. Because incorrect grammar tends to create misleading or absurd meaning ("He was embedded with an RFID chip." Really? In what were they embedded together?) I would think a grammar checker cannot be really effective unless it performs semantic analysis.

    171. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't hassle people about their grammar either.

      But I'll tell you what... I would *never* hire a programmer who was incapable of constructing a proper sentence.

      The reason for that is, I trust, obvious.

    172. Re:It's like this. by Vanderhoth · · Score: 1
      anus' was meant to be possessive, as in it belongs to the person, not as in there are more than one, but I see why someone might think otherwise.

      I disagree with it, but I respect Vanderhoth's opinion and his ability to frame his argument. Too bad he doesn't think good grammar is worth his time.

      Thanks. Being able to respect an argument even though you don't agree with it takes a very big person. Also I am sorry about the mistakes, I'm typing on my phone while waiting for a flight and it's very difficult. Sometimes there's just too much to say and circumstances make it difficult to find and correct every little issue.

    173. Re:It's like this. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Being a pedantic grammarian also makes you 'look like an idiot'. Especially when it becomes apparent that it's all you've got.

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    174. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Similarly, I make an effort to write clearly and use decent grammer.

      Oh, the irony...

      No, making a spelling error while professing to use decent grammar is not an example of irony.

      Ok. How about "With whom are you communicating?"

    175. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aww... they're not *that* hard.

    176. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Similarly, I make an effort to write clearly and use decent grammer.

      Fail.

    177. Re:It's like this. by Grishnakh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      English's Germanic roots are great. The problem was when the French Normans invaded Britain and fucked it up by merging their language with the Germanic language that was in place there.

      Putting a French language together with a Germanic language is like putting ketchup on a chocolate cake. And this is why English is the way it is now.

    178. Re:It's like this. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      While it's true that a small grammatical error can alter meaning, not all grammatical errors alter meaning or induce ambiguity. Most just twist grammarians panties into a bunch.

      Correcting a clients grammar can alter the course of negotiations drastically.

      That said: I discount the words of idiot grammarians based on their lack of reasonable priorities. Tech writer positions or there's the door.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    179. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Your (and a whole lot of others') refusal to use the shift key hurts mine. Do you realise how uneducated it makes you look?

      I think they call that unity100's Disease. I believe that circletimessquare has been infected as well.

    180. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but they use words and phrases wrong

      Shouldn't that be "wrongly"?

      "Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, get your adverbs here..."

    181. Re:It's like this. by eldorel · · Score: 1

      Ignorance != stupidity.

      Unfortunately, ignorance is quickly developing into something much worse.

      Willful ignorance.


      I encounter people every day who actively refuse to learn anything that takes more than 3 seconds to comprehend.

      I won't judge you for the things you never had the chance to learn, but that changes the minute you choose not to think about something.


      As for the original discussion, I sincerely hope that society will never reach the point where "it doesn't matter".
      That said, hope and belief are two different things.

      Grammar is being largely ignored by the masses.
      I don't see this changing anytime soon. Like so many things, there is a self-reinforcing feedback loop.
      People don't use grammar, so more and more people can "function" without having to learn it.

      Conversational Logic and formal debate are also completely ignored by the masses.
      That doesn't make them important and useful tools.

    182. Re:It's like this. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Idiot: The rule in English is now simple. Never, ever use 'whom'. It makes you look like a pretentious fool.

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    183. Re:It's like this. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Good grief, what kind of morons do you work with? As a software engineer, I never see my coworkers make basic mistakes like these, and I'm quite sure they aren't using Word to write their emails and Skype messages either.

    184. Re:It's like this. by Kielistic · · Score: 1

      You cannot judge a message simply on "correct" spelling and grammar. There is always a divide between "standard" correct and general-usage correct. I put standard in quotes because in English there is an actual standards body. Almost no one is aware of all the nuances of English grammar and many are complicated and not worth the effort in informal communication. Because of this (see what I did there?) grammar is often changed over time from what the standards body views as "correct".

      Claiming that this is wrong or shows ignorance or stupidity is foolish and hypocritical. Every single modern language is the result of this process. The progenitors of the English language would shudder at our use of the pronoun "you" for example.

    185. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your way would work though not what I intended. My grammar was correct as posted.

      awe/ô/ Noun: A feeling of reverential respect mixed with fear or wonder: "they gazed in awe at the small mountain of diamonds".

      I believe that "fear and wonder" describes very well how most people feel as they learn language(s). The sample sentence in the definition does not display the fear aspect at all.

      Yeah, I'm sure that's exactly what you meant.

    186. Re:It's like this. by aslagle · · Score: 1

      Oh, certainly. However, a collective noun still has a singular and a plural. You shouldn't write that a pride of lions was anything but singular, unless you were talking about multiple prides of lions. In the same vein, a company name is always singular. You wouldn't make the possessive of Google Googles'. As for notional agreement, that doesn't apply in this case, as the sentence was referring to the singular corporation, not the multiple people forming them.

    187. Re:It's like this. by Sique · · Score: 1

      "[...] and given that Microsoft have had desktop applications with built-in grammar check since around 1997 - how come Google don't?"

      My answer would be: I don't get anything useful from Microsoft's grammar check. If it actually suggests something, it is contrary to what I meant, it makes the sentence unnecessarily complicated or it is outright wrong. So Google might not include a grammar check because grammar checks don't add anything useful?

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    188. Re:It's like this. by sosume · · Score: 1

      Perhaps in 2017, when the patents start expiring.

    189. Re:It's like this. by SethJohnson · · Score: 1

      If you get the gist of the message, then my job is done -- I've effectively communicated the idea.

      Poor grammar and spelling is an example of poor craftsmanship. Either the composer is unskilled or uncaring. Why should I care about the message written by someone who doesn't care enough to use the established standards of communication? If the person didn't learn the difference between "then" and "than" in second grade, should I expect to find wisdom within the content of her message?

      I've got a lot of content to read throughout the day. I don't have the time to read and consider everything. Spotting poor grammar, spelling, and punctuation is one way I can increase the signal to noise ratio.

      -- Seth Johnson

    190. Re:It's like this. by SpectraLeper · · Score: 1

      It seems like you're confusing grammar and punctuation in your example. The formatting of the ellipses doesn't really matter to the meaning of the words, just like the recent arguments over one or two spaces between sentences. Grammatically, ellipses are used to indicate omission, so unless you've omitted something between any of those words which we are magically supposed to intuit, I think you've missed the point of your own example.

    191. Re:It's like this. by migloo · · Score: 1

      You're fogetting the part where I don't waste time proofreading my worthless comments.

      You made a nice point: you don't mind shitting on everyone else's lawn.

    192. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd just like to point out that on a smartphone capitalization takes more time than typing two lowercase characters, and switching to the alphanumeric keyboard as well is going to make you very L8 indeed. I understand that some channels have symbol rate limits making abbreviations desirable (like ELF band systems used in submarines and for transmitting orders during nuclear war) but this texter is making a stylistic choice and wants to be perceived as an uneducated tool.

    193. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may be one of the rare few that can truly tax Word's grammar checker but the overwhelming majority of people who believe that it's useless are flat wrong. I see this at work basically every day. I work with people who have degrees and should be able to write fairly well (at least well enough to not lose a grade on grammar) but neither properly capitalize nor know the common homonyms. There is also the unnecessary capitalization of words because people think they're acronyms: I see "WEB" and "FOB" (access tokens) all the time. That the lose/loose problem is spilling into the workplace is an even bigger sign of the problem. I'd love to be able to blame it on the new Internet generation, but as I see it among older professionals who don't really spend much time online, I suspect it's just something working its way through the culture.

      This is because English is a Bass Ackwards language.

    194. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's be honest, the overwhelming majority still doesn't understand what the red squiggly line means.

    195. Re:It's like this. by asylumx · · Score: 3, Informative

      anus' was meant to be possessive, as in it belongs to the person, not as in there are more than one

      Um, that's still the incorrect usage.

      but most of the time, if people relax their anus' a little

      In this case "their" takes care of the possessive for you; all you need to do to your anus is pluralize it. The apostrophe in your example is actually giving your anuses ownership over "a little."

    196. Re:It's like this. by Art3x · · Score: 1

      It implies malice where logically none exists.

      It infers malice, you villain, you!

    197. Re:It's like this. by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      yeah, right!.....

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    198. Re:It's like this. by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      What about the apostrophe? I never use it in casual online conversation because I have yet to come across a case where the sentence made sense with both cases with/without it.

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    199. Re:It's like this. by asylumx · · Score: 1

      a slapdash attitude

      Ur... This is Slashdot, not Slapdash. That's a completely different site.

    200. Re:It's like this. by BenoitRen · · Score: 1

      To me, the real issue is people who don't give a shit and claim that "this isn't grade school" when you point out that their message's formatting is atrocious. They won't even admit that it makes them look bad. There's no way to reason with them.

      I'm especially sensitive to what I perceive to be "syntax errors", which is both a boon and a curse. It's a boon when I read fan fiction submissions to the website I help maintain, but it's a curse when I'm reading people's comments. I noticed an error in your comment, for instance:

      We don't consider computers to be very smart, their tools that require very specific input.

      "their" -> "they're"

    201. Re:It's like this. by udoschuermann · · Score: 1

      I agree that hasty tweets differ from formal responses from the corporate ranks. The distinction does not invalidate the fact, however, that a well-formulated message invariably reflects more positive on the originator than a sloppy one. By what means the message was composed and disseminated should not need to be taken into account.

      And if the spelling police doesn't come across as an obvious jerk, a correction may well be appreciated as a learning opportunity. I have suffered corrections at times, and even if they were intended as a pedantic thrill, I have usually taken the lesson and been glad for it.

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    202. Re:It's like this. by David+Chappell · · Score: 1

      Just saw this example in a news article:

      Authorities say rescue crews responded to a 911 call about the electrocution Monday evening when they found the three on the ground not breathing.

      Here the grammatical error has altered the semantics to the point where the sentence no longer makes sense. (The order of events has been reversed.) I think it will be a very long time before we have a grammar checker which can catch errors such as this.

    203. Re:It's like this. by dwye · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, the double negative behaving in a Boolean manner rather than an intensifying manner (as with most Indo-European languages) is a fairly recent thing. Chaucer would not have dreamed of it, and I doubt that either Spenser or Shakespeare would have been to sure which way was "correct" -- blame the 18th century dictionary writers for creating/codifying rules in a more complicated fashion to allow more complicated thoughts (on paper, at least -- in speech it just gets confusing).

      French grammar had almost no influence on English grammar, which is mainly a result of the pidginization that occurred when Old Norse/Danish came in contact with Old English, and all the agglutenate prefixes and postfixes were different while the roots were mainly the same. French words were hoovered up like crazy, but the grammar was ignored.

    204. Re:It's like this. by BenoitRen · · Score: 1

      French is my maternal language. I can't bear to read French language message boards because of the total lack of proper grammand and spelling. It's simply atrocious. It was already like that five years ago, so I find it hard to believe that it ever was different.

    205. Re:It's like this. by laejoh · · Score: 1

      Private conversations? Remember my uncle Jack whom I helped off a horse! Bad grammar makes you look like a pervert in private conversations!

    206. Re:It's like this. by 517714 · · Score: 1

      What part of "or" is so hard to understand? Are you related to Bill Clinton?

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    207. Re:It's like this. by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      "Okay, given that grammar is important - and given that Microsoft have had desktop applications with built-in grammar check since around 1997 - how come Google don't?"

      Because MS Office's grammar checker sucks balls. I spellcheck, because I'm fumble fingered, but turn off the lame grammar check as it gives me a raft of false positives while missing the real errors.

      Grammar is important, but there is no algorithm that can parse English reliably enough to be worth the hassle.

    208. Re:It's like this. by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      You forget the part where you piss people off because you are more focused on grammar then the message. Its a two way street.

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    209. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Aliterate" is probably a perfectly cromulent word but I can't be bothered to look it up. I guess that it means something along the lines of not being able to write as opposed to "illiterate", which means not being able to write very well. If I were to make an educated guess, I'd say that it's a word using the "a-" prefix, denoting a lack of something as in "atheism" or "asexual".

    210. Re:It's like this. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      "Don't grammar matter no more"

      Fixed.

      Eubonics strikes again....

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    211. Re:It's like this. by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Alas, ... (& #133; with no space after the ampersand) is no longer conformant. Also, it doesn't have spaces between the periods. I don't know what APA says about ellipses.

    212. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wasn't aware a college degree was required to use a keyboard properly.

    213. Re:It's like this. by BenoitRen · · Score: 1

      Whenever I read things like "id like to by a new car," I cringe inside, imagine some grunting ape who happened across a keyboard, and move on without thinking about the attempted message. If that was the intended effect, then "buy all means," have at it, folks!

      That's sig-worthy material. Thanks!

      ...Crap, it's too long for Slashdot. But I can still use it elsewhere!

    214. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about you, but if the originator cared about their messages using the old fashion pen or pencil, they wouldn't write in joined up handwriting as that is hell to deal with when reading.

    215. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You didn't capitalize "Panzer".

    216. Re:It's like this. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Bring back Schoolhouse Rock!!!

      To this day...I still can refer in my head to some of those songs for grammar questions....

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    217. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol... The fact that grammar was misspelled is less ironic to me than the characterization of his use of it as decent. The grammatical construction of a sentence is either proper or improper. The rules of polite society my demand the use of proper grammar, but one can follow these rules to the letter even in the delivery of offensive and indecent content.

      I'm guessing that by now your mind is awash with humorous, albeit improper, examples.

      B-)

    218. Re:It's like this. by GlassWhale · · Score: 1

      No, making a spelling error while professing to use decent grammar is not an example of irony.

      True, but he also talked about making an effort to write clearly. Correct grammar is part of that, but using the right letters helps too.

    219. Re:It's like this. by 517714 · · Score: 1

      I got to "I'm suppose" in your post and the rest went yadda, yadda, yadda, TL/DR. You failed to make your point. It is "I'm supposed (by others) ..."

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    220. Re:It's like this. by qzjul · · Score: 4, Funny

      I AGREE! THE SHIFT KEY IS AN ABSOLUTE MUST!

      :) (I had to add this small section to get through the filter)

    221. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here. I have received a linkedin page printout as a resume, and another that was written entirely in notepad, full of grammatical errors. There was even one guy who sent a long complaint via email how sending in physical hard copies of resumes is outdated. (That may be a valid argument, but one that is better made after one has gained employment and wants to help improve the company.)

      These three instances helped give me a glimpse into the character of the applicants. Of the three, only one was willing to take the time to develop an actual resume. That person used a very inefficent tool to develop his resume, which resulted in multiple errors that could have been quickly resolved by a variety of word processors.

      If you want to be taken seriously and communicate how important a certain issue really is, then take the time to prepare. That includes getting the grammar correct.

    222. Re:It's like this. by gorzek · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've used MS Word's grammar checking capabilities, and I agree that they can only be a supplement to someone who already has solid writing skills. It has prodded me to rewrite long sentences, fix subject-verb agreement, get rid of passive voice, other things of that nature. It's also caught my occasional typo and duplicate word--errors that are easy to skip over when you're re-reading your draft for the tenth time.

      If someone is a poor writer in the first place, all the spelling- and grammar-checkers in the world won't fix that. They'll just paper over the more obvious defects. People should never, ever count on a software tool to fix their writing. It can only be a modestly-helpful guide, not a blunt tool to do the work for you. Natural language processing is just not very good. Even online translation tools do little more than find-and-replace words with their foreign language counterparts, then try to rearrange them into a grammar consistent with that language. You can usually get the general idea of the original text, but a human translation by someone fluent in both languages is almost always vastly superior. The bottom line is that computers are very bad at semantics, and even worse at "reading between the lines." This is not a fault of computers, either, but of software researchers and the industry as a whole.

      Lay people often get the mistaken impression that because computers are now good at pattern recognition (picking out faces, analyzing voice samples into text, etc.) they are also good at figuring out the "meaning" of these things. They are not. Pattern recognition and semantics are totally different areas of research.

    223. Re:It's like this. by 517714 · · Score: 1

      It makes you look like a pretentious fool to whom? Idiots who are willfully ignorant? If they choose not to associate with me then they have saved me the time of making that same choice.

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    224. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I hiring them for a position in which correct spelling and grammar is important? If not, then I could honestly care less. I'm hiring them to wash dishes or carry boxes or something... not to write an essay or interact with outside customers. If that's how they're comfortable typing, and their job doesn't require it at all... not seeing why you'd imediately throw it away. Do they have job experience? Or if it's entry-level, do they show enthusiasm during the interview? Are they friendly and personable to others working there? Well shit man, what more can you ask for?

    225. Re:It's like this. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      I mentioned those because I see them most often. But the problems run the entire range: run-on sentences (I thought we learned about those in second grade), misused hyphens, lack of commas, and overuse of commas and apostrophes are just a few. The one that seems to be the current rage is the replacement of the period to end a sentence with the ellipsis, often to an extreme degree. I tried pasting an example here, but the 25 dots in one case and 17 dots in another case triggered the junk filter. The author of that particular message is the worst offender, but it's slowly spreading through the workplace.

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    226. Re:It's like this. by Phyridean · · Score: 1

      Languages generally don't evolve to accommodate clarity. Or brevity. Or logic. Or consistent spelling. They evolve according to the needs of the culture using them, and those needs are most often to accommodate new meanings.

    227. Re:It's like this. by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Contrast "Pardon, impossible to be sent to Siberia" with "Pardon impossible, to be sent to Siberia" (from The Book of Lists #3)

    228. Re:It's like this. by TehDuffman · · Score: 1

      There is also the unnecessary capitalization of words because people think they're acronyms: I see "WEB" and "FOB" (access tokens) all the time.

      Seeing as fob actually is a acronym (frequency operated button) it probably can be FOB or fob.

    229. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Singular: anus
      Plural: anuses
      Plural dropping some letters: anus' (the apostrophe represents the missing 'es').
      How some people might pronounce the singular: an's (the apostrophe represents the missing 'u').
      What you need to do: Pull your head out of your arse (note the correct use of 'arse' to mean 'anus', rather than the incorrect 'ass').

    230. Re:It's like this. by thomst · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Martin Blank opined:

      You may be one of the rare few that can truly tax Word's grammar checker but the overwhelming majority of people who believe that it's useless are flat wrong. I see this at work basically every day. I work with people who have degrees and should be able to write fairly well (at least well enough to not lose a grade on grammar) but neither properly capitalize nor know the common homonyms. There is also the unnecessary capitalization of words because people think they're acronyms: I see "WEB" and "FOB" (access tokens) all the time. That the lose/loose problem is spilling into the workplace is an even bigger sign of the problem. I'd love to be able to blame it on the new Internet generation, but as I see it among older professionals who don't really spend much time online, I suspect it's just something working its way through the culture.

      The thing is, none of the errors you list are mistakes of GRAMMAR. Instead, each of them is a USAGE error, as distinct from a grammatical one.

      Grammar, per se, is structural in nature: basically, it's the rules of sentence construction. In common usage, grammar is often conflated with such topics as spelling, usage, capitalization, and punctuation, but they are, in fact separate issues. Tthe fact that you, yourself, conflate them is an indication of the size of the gap between what "everybody knows" about language, and what the technical terms they bandy about actually mean.

      Those of us who care about such distinctions are vastly outnumbered by those who don't - and the disparity in numbers is growing. Texting is a contributor to the problem, as is the dismal state of public "education" in the U.S. So is the perceived casual nature of email and blog commenting, where errors of grammar, usage, spelling, punctuation and capitalization are so commonplace that they have become the new norm - and fuddy-duddies like me, who insist on employing grammatically-correct, properly-spelled-and-punctuated Engilsh, paying careful attention to usage, are looked at as dinosaurs, at best, or, less charitably, as elitist snobs.

      Welcome to Idiocracy.

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    231. Re:It's like this. by qzjul · · Score: 1

      This is definitely true of some people; my father once emailed his MP, saying he would not vote for him again if he continued to have "egregious grammatical errors" on his webpage. He recieved an apologetic reply basically stating that the MP in question hadn't written the webpage, and that it would be corrected.

    232. Re:It's like this. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      I work with all levels from the help desk to the executives. We have no technical writers, but I wish we did. I review documentation on a regular basis both for projects to which I'm assigned and those of which I'm just aware. Sometimes it's a simple scan to fix the most egregious grammatical errors, but they can't even maintain consistent styling, something that is trivial in Word. I've seen some of their barely-readable resumes, and I wonder how they got hired in the first place.

      I've been thinking of posting Bob the Angry Flower in the break room. Maybe that will wake them up a bit. I'd post something from The Oatmeal, but that's probably not appropriate for the environment.

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    233. Re:It's like this. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Sometimes I think I'd be happy if they could just learn the Rule of Thumb, but then I see the rest of their writing and know that it won't make up for the rest of it.

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    234. Re:It's like this. by icensnow · · Score: 2, Informative

      The GGP has a .sig that identifies a UK domain name. Use of plural for corporate names as collective nouns is the most common form in British English, or at least it is far more common than in American English. Rather than arguing about what is correct, it is worth noting that grammar is a social consensus that drifts with time and varies with location.

    235. Re:It's like this. by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      Along the same lines, poor writing muddles the message even if they manage to get the intended idea across. Once you start wondering whether the writer knows how to use words properly, you question whether they are saying what they intended to say.

    236. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but they use words and phrases wrong

      Oh, the irony.

    237. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      # â" Stop clubbing baby, seals: Hey you seals! Stop beating that baby with a club!

      It was self-defense! That club-wielding baby swung at us first!
      - The Seals

    238. Re:It's like this. by Vanderhoth · · Score: 1

      I appreciate the explanation, it was helpful. I do think the fact that it had to be explained in such a way emphasizes the complexities that are sometimes present in spelling and grammar. Another reason I don't fault others when the content of the message is still conveyed. Along with the fact that I'm not perfect and it would be pretty hypocritical to point out the mistakes of other people when I can't get it right.

      So did I get it wrong because I'm lazy and don't care, or because I didn't know any better? Although I learned something I don't think it matters either way.
      Does it make me stupid either way? I don't think so, but I'm bias
      Does it actually matter? I'd say no, the intent of the message was still conveyed

      I guess my main point is language isn't like math where it's right or wrong and the rules already exists and are simply discovered. Language evolved over thousands of years and sure there are some core rules each language has, but even within a language, English as an example, there are rules that vary depending on where you're from. God knows how many rules have come and gone over the eons considering the root language is the same as the root language for most European languages. As such grammar rules aren't always intuitive and do change over time so people shouldn't be penalized when a mistake is made provided their message is conveyed.

    239. Re:It's like this. by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Who are you communicating with?

      People in glass houses should not end sentences with prepositions. Also, the "who" should be "whom".

    240. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Wasn't this taught in school...?

    241. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct grammar is good, but it does absolutely nothing to aid your ability to think in the first place and I'm simply at a loss to understand why you think that would be the case. Your argument is "X implies clearer communication so X makes you think clearer". I'm sure that you can find many X for which this is just as false as it is for X="good grammar". For example, I don't suddenly become unable to think clearly when I'm in Italy even though I don't speak Italian and so cannot communicate clearly there. In most cases anyway grammar mistakes do not even impede clear communication between people - for example were you unable to understand the previous sentence that misplaces the word "anyway"? Good grammar allows you to avoid risking being thought of as stupid, incompetent, sloppy or informal by people that you are writing something to. Understanding grammar also helps when learning a foreign language. That's pretty much where the advantages end.

    242. Re:It's like this. by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Stop clubbing, baby seals: hey you baby seals! Stop going out dancing!

      Citation

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    243. Re:It's like this. by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      Tweet, or tweet not, there is no grammar.

    244. Re:It's like this. by Alomex · · Score: 1

      Grammar mistakes can be the consequence of typing mistakes. Almost all my "grammatical errors" correspond to sentences which were properly formed in my head but ended up mangled accidentally during editing/typing.

    245. Re:It's like this. by multicoregeneral · · Score: 1

      Disagree fully. Grammar not is matter once.

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    246. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could care less about this post. In fact, I like it very much!

    247. Re:It's like this. by Grishnakh · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've seen some of their barely-readable resumes, and I wonder how they got hired in the first place.

      Maybe that's the problem: your company attracts people who can't write worth a shit, and it's a feedback loop (the people doing the hiring can't write, so they hire more people who can't write, and the process repeats itself). Maybe you need to just switch to a different company; I really haven't seen this level of bad writing at the places I've worked. It has been my experience, however, that every company, big or small, has a certain culture about it and ways of doing things, and tends to attract certain types of people, and those who don't fit in don't last long. It sounds like you're not a very good fit for that company.

    248. Re:It's like this. by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that grammar has anything to do with thinking clearly, just expressing yourself clearly. I know some pretty bright people whose emails are a nightmare to behold.

    249. Re:It's like this. by Vanderhoth · · Score: 1

      I'm glad you said that because it just further proves my point. You were so focused on the syntax you failed to understand the content.

      I'm not particularly upset over your comment because it's really your loss. Maybe my comment isn't profound and you're not missing anything by not reading it, but you are missing a chance to better yourself and your own knowledge by seg faulting instead of interpreting. I think it demonstrates a huge character flaw to just shutdown when encountering an issue rather than trying to understand it. I'm sure it's a virtue if you work in a field that requires you to do a lot of tedious repetitive tasks.

    250. Re:It's like this. by aslagle · · Score: 1

      I disable all sigs, so I didn't see it. You are right, of course, UK English is often different than US English.

    251. Re:It's like this. by spazdor · · Score: 1

      The GP obviously had to use the shift key to produce all three characters in that frownyface emoticon.

      honestly if reading an uncapitalized and unpunctuated sentence causes you physical or mental pain then i think for your own welfare you should get off the internet and stick to print media
      you're entitled to your own norms about what people's communication says about their education but perhaps it will cause you further discomfort to know that i went to university and did quite well

      ps, i weep that you will never know the beauty of an e e cummings poem

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    252. Re:It's like this. by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      There are many ways to troll the internet, one of them is to post about bad grammar, or the importance of grammar, or the decline of grammar education in grammar school.

    253. Re:It's like this. by s.petry · · Score: 1

      You could have at least had the decency of asking "Is you related to Bill Clinton?" to which I may have replied...

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    254. Re:It's like this. by s.petry · · Score: 1

      Are you confusing a dictionary with syntax? I'll agree that we create terminology as needed, but the rules of the language do not change the same way, nor nearly as quickly. "To to the car red go I now" is not suddenly proper English, it's poor grammar and does not follow grammatical rules even though the words are spelled correctly. Could you figure out what I meant? Of course after reading it and sorting it you could, assuming you natively spoke English. You on the other hand would probably wonder if the person that wrote it understood English language.

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    255. Re:It's like this. by bobamu · · Score: 1

      That's most likely a mute point.

    256. Re:It's like this. by Phyridean · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what you were replying to or what you were trying to say. Your grammar is reasonable. Perhaps it's because our language hasn't evolved to accommodate clarity? You'd think it could have after all this time.

    257. Re:It's like this. by rwv · · Score: 1

      For instance; which.. of ...these ... ellipsis.... is...used... correctly?

      They're all correct if the speaker is Captain Kirk.

      The semi-colon after "instance" is, however, completely and totally wrong.

    258. Re:It's like this. by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I disagree with your brother, can you share an example of where not using apostrophes at all is confusing or misleading?

      The only one I can think of is:
      Were not going to the park because its raining outside.

      You would really have to be an idiot not to figure it out, but it does take a second to translate "Were" to "We're" since it doesn't sound the same. "Its" sounds identical, and our brains automatically fix it for us. So many people use "its" wrong that I don't think you can even argue that it takes longer to read correctly, we are all used to correcting it by now.

      In most cases the contraction has a unique spelling, with or without the aphostrophe. In the case of plurals vs possessives it is normally obvious from context, but I'm open to an example of where it is completely confusing.

    259. Re:It's like this. by lambdakneit · · Score: 1

      Capitalisation is very arbitrary and it drives me nuts. If can you speak/write in any other language then you should know. In non-western alphabets such a thing doesn't even exist. I'd rather we do away with it.

    260. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using correct grammar => you can express your thoughts clearly => you can think clearly

      Fail!

      Try writing correct Elbonian, or whatever language which is not you first one, and then you will know why the statement above doesn't hold.

    261. Re:It's like this. by Vanderhoth · · Score: 1

      FTW, that's a pretty awesome example.

    262. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It depends. Some grammar rules are quite complex and few people actually know them.
      For instance; which.. of ...these ... ellipsis.... is...used... correctly?

      Exactly. There are different levels of grammar. Some people make careers out of studying grammar. They toss around words like "subjunctive," "interrogative," etc. To use a math analogy, that's equivalent to trigonometry; it's not mandatory to know, it's there if you're interested.

      Your example with the ellipses would be akin to algebra. Most people, on learning the proper rules, would go "Huh. I didn't know that." ... even if they were taught it in school years ago.

      But some grammar rules are pretty basic. Things like where to put an apostrophe are akin to addition. You look like a total idiot if you don't know how it's done.

    263. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, the poster starting out with "Who are you communicating with?" could be so considered.

    264. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a few people in the world who are bad at spelling and/or grammar but talented in the specific skill sets that employers need. However, they are very few, especially when compared to the number of people who are bad at spelling/grammar and also bad at whatever skills the employer needs. Thus, filtering candidates based on spelling/grammar still makes perfect sense.

      Incidentally, filtering out candidates with bad attitudes and superiority complexes also makes sense. There are plenty of candidates who use good spelling/grammar and don't have bad attitudes or superiority complexes. Those are the ones I hire.

    265. Re:It's like this. by Gravitron+5000 · · Score: 1

      Chaucer would not have dreamed of it, and I doubt that either Spenser or Shakespeare would have been to sure which way was "correct"

      In a thread about grammar, you should really be careful to use the proper form of to, two, or too.

    266. Re:It's like this. by thoromyr · · Score: 1

      I got in trouble this morning because of an error (word in the wrong place) changed the meaning to an extent that I wasn't sure *what* was intended. Heaven forfend, but I pointed this out and... it wasn't pretty. Worse, once things were clarified I then tried to explain what should have been said and how it altered the meaning.

      Most adults don't take kindly to the idea that they don't speak correctly. No one does, not completely, but most mistakes are clear from context and intent. What gets you are the ones where they are not.

      As someone said earlier, it is about being understood. And someone with poor grammar skills is not just at risk of looking uneducated, but being misunderstood as well. And it isn't just complex expressions either. Incorrect usage can be as simple as "both rocks are not round" vs "the rocks are not both round".

    267. Re:It's like this. by plover · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you are looking at this from an engineer's point of view instead of a manager's? The manager is paying his or her employees to communicate effectively, not perfectly. If your memos and those produced by your less-literate co-workers' all trigger the correct actions, the true value to the business is "whichever cost the least to produce."

      There are other far more important attributes of effective communication: meaning, clarity, brevity (a personal battle for me), completeness, and no doubt others. Syntactical correctness doesn't contribute to cost savings unless it enhances these other qualities. And it may cost me opportunities as an employer, as I need someone who can do the job. Unless that job is writing English well, I may be unnecessarily reducing my pool of applicants.

      As I'm an engineer, though, I completely agree with you. I just wanted to point out that there is an alternative viewpoint.

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    268. Re:It's like this. by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      I tend to be a stickler for grammar, but "whom" is one of those words that never seemed to have any value for me. It's more complicated than it is useful, and I'd be happy to see it dropped. Maybe it's just a personal blind spot.

    269. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So how come your brilliant problem solver didn't solve the problem of grammar yet. Would you hire the guy that comes to the interview with his underwear on outside his pants? Why not? You could be missing out on the greatest out of the box thinker of the century...

      Grammar is about demonstrating the ability to apply structure and form to communicate, about adhering to norms which are generally accepted. It is what society (for better or worse) is founded on. It is also traditionally a signal that the educated use to communicate their credentials to each other.

    270. Re:It's like this. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      We should all learn Lojban instead and get rid this confusion with language.

    271. Re:It's like this. by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      Obviously he's not going to college to be a lawyer.

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    272. Re:It's like this. by Old+Grey+Beard · · Score: 1
      Thank you for some much-needed levity.

      I didn't see Grammar Nazis when I read this article. I misread "gaffes" as "giraffes", and thus pictured that "grammar gaffes have invaded the office", which is quite an amusing thought when you try to envision it, especially the commotion when they walk in through the lobby yelling at everyone who ends a sentence with a preposition. My grammar giraffes might have been German nonetheless though because they were wearing kaiser helmets and spoke with a German accent. Come to think of it, now when I picture them they're wearing Nazi armbands around their legs and are sentencing office workers who confuse "lose" and "loose" to labor camps where they'll toil in the sun picking acacia leaves.

      Except giraffes can't speak, except for grunts and the like ... so you can't fault their grammar.

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    273. Re:It's like this. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Because Microsoft's grammer checkers are not that good and will flag grammatical sentences incorrectly, and let ungrammatical sentences pass. They're basically just rough guidelines. If the writer does not actually know grammar in the first place then the grammar check does little help (just like spell checking doesn't help some onewith pore spelling).

      And how do we know Google don't? I haven't checked myself, but is it not reasonable to assume that the CEO may have decided to forgo the use of the checker?

    274. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you don't use words like me, her, and him either. All pronouns in the nominative.

    275. Re:It's like this. by madboson · · Score: 1

      So to you the perception of competency out weights actual ability? There are plenty of people who can dot every i and perform various feats of grammatical gymnastics but would be unable to perform any task requiring skill. While others who are skilled and able to perform might miss a few syntax errors.

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      Mo00o
    276. Re:It's like this. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      We don't need to know grammar because Office does it for us. We don't need to know how to spell because Office does that for us. We don't need to know arithmetic because calculators do that for us. We don't need to think because Slashdot does that for us.

    277. Re:It's like this. by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      You may be one of the rare few that can truly tax Word's grammar checker but the overwhelming majority of people who believe that it's useless are flat wrong.

      If your grammar is bad enough that what it catches isn't mostly flat-out wrong, then its unlikely that it is going to consistently lead you to something that is both correct and has the intended semantics.

      I see this at work basically every day. I work with people who have degrees and should be able to write fairly well (at least well enough to not lose a grade on grammar) but neither properly capitalize nor know the common homonyms.

      Not knowing common homonyms isn't usually a source of errors (of grammar, spelling, or usage), though not knowing common homophones can be a source of spelling errors that aren't caught by spelling checkers (or a cause of choosing the wrong correction for a spelling error that is caught by a spelling checker) -- and which look like usage errors. But these types of errors can be impossible for a grammar checker to catch, as well, since often a set of homophones are all the same part of speech, even though they have different semantics.

    278. Re:It's like this. by s.petry · · Score: 1

      I get that language, even what may be natively spoken, is complex. You assume a whole lot based on text which can be lost without vocal translation and body language, I get that also. At the same time, there are often numerous similar words that have different meaning for different context.

      "Aww" would indicate whining. This is in addition to it being slang, and not available in most dictionaries.

      "Awe" on the other hand is emotional and respectful. Try reading some literary works, it really helps to increase ones grammatical skills. I'd be willing to bet you could find numerous examples for the word "awe" used in very similar context to how I used it.

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      -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

    279. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As the earlier AC suggested, pronoun declensions aren't really necessary. However, if we still have an "I" and "me," we still have a who and whom.

    280. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If all of your messages are at the grammatical level of this one you just posted, you'll be fine. It's not posts of this level that most of us are worried about.

    281. Re:It's like this. by Vanderhoth · · Score: 1

      Would you hire the guy that comes to the interview with his underwear on outside his pants? Why not?

      Yes spelling and Grammar is one way to evaluate someone, but if you look back some very important and famous people were poor at spelling and grammar. Albert Einstein, Winston Churchill, Leonardo Da Vinci to name a few.

      That being said, sometimes a bad speller is just that, but to discount people because they haven't fully grasped a method of communication that's been evolving for the last 10,000 years, and still changes on nearly a daily basis, will probably mean someone who is capable and skilled will be passed over.

      It is what society (for better or worse) is founded on.

      Society is founded on many things, grammar is not one of them. Communication was developed as the result of a need to socialize in society for the purposes of safety, co-operation, socialization, companionship and many other things. Language is a result of society, as such is subject to changes to meet the needs of society.

    282. Re:It's like this. by Eravau · · Score: 1

      Thanks. I saw it months ago on Facebook somewhere and didn't have the reference handy.

    283. Re:It's like this. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Context matters. If you're just chatting then grammar is not as important. However if you're writing an article for a newspaper than good grammar is important. If you're trying to project to the reader that you have an important idea that is well thought out then good grammar is vital. People will notice bad grammar in articles and assume that little care was taking when writing them. It's ok if someone blurts out bad grammar when chatting because we know they're not stopping to think things through thoroughly before speaking. However if someone reads bad grammar in a press release from a corporation then it makes many readers wonder why they didn't bother with a proofreader or if they are hiring the cheapest writers they can find.

    284. Re:It's like this. by N!k0N · · Score: 1

      Writing "connexion" instead of "connection" ...

      Could also mean that you're reading an older work (Dickens, Poe, etc), or perhaps trying to make something look as if it's from the period.

    285. Re:It's like this. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I can speak clearly and eloquently and yet people will still figure out that I'm an idiot if I talk long enough.

    286. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd trust him the same as the salesman who shows up driving a rusted Geo Metro and wearing jeans and a t-shirt. A suit does not make someone honest or better at their job, it just means they are wearing a suit. A good use of grammar skills shows a person is good with grammar, nothing more and nothing less. You are fooling yourself if you try to connect the dots and derive and deduce things from those simple things. I know you should wear a suit for an interview. I know society as a whole respects, expects, and looks up to someone wearing a suit but the fact is, wearing one has absolutely nothing to do with skill, knowledge, level of competence, trust-worthiness, honesty, or work ethic at all. It is only done because a majority of society expects it. It is 100% useless in real world application. Oddly everyone individually knows this but always claims that someone else doesn't know, "It doesn't matter to me if you wear a suit but they do". Who the fk is they? Some group in an alternate parallel universe that you are separate from?

    287. Re:It's like this. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      A brilliant problem solver who doesn't take a small amount of time to have friends check the resume first before sending it on? Assuming the person realizes they have a problem it would be very stupid to not try and mitigate the problem, or they're just too stubborn or prideful to bother. If a resume shows shoddy work and appears to be hastily written then it is logical to assume that same half-assed attitude would persist after the person is hired.

    288. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Latin was also in the mix at that time, and in fact French was an overlay of Latin onto a Germanic tribe and so they took a lot of the vocab yet retained a lot of their grammar. And the Germanic language which got messed up had pushed Celtic out of the way.

    289. Re:It's like this. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      You know I think I did that above somewhere. Later on I typed grammer. Then immediately backspaced to erase it and typed out grammer again. And then a third time! For some reason my fingers today wanted to type grammer even though I knew it was wrong.

    290. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but they use words and phrases wrong

      wrongly

    291. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Good grief, what kind of morons do you work with?

      I work with ones that apparently feel that if the user won't ever see it, it's entirely optional. One coworker created an entire database schema fraught with misspellings years ago, and I think we're just now finally getting the last of it out of the system. Having to intentionally misspell a word every time I type it was ragetastic.

      I recently reverse-engineered the storage database of one of our competitors (what, you think they put "export to our competitor" buttons on their software?) and found that one of the column names had been misspelled internally. I basked, for a moment.

    292. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find grammar trolls to beone of the lowest forms of Internet life.

      The words 'be' and 'one' are actually 2 different words, so you'd need to put a space between the..

      Never mind.

    293. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The key word is "few". See, "to name a few". Just because Einstein was bad with grammar doesn't mean others with bad grammar are einsteins.

      It might be one of the very-very few, but it's not "sometimes", but "usually" that a bad speller is just not very smart.

      Unless you've got a lot of time to evaluate everyone thoroughly, you'll have to sieve out unlikely candidates. People with bad grammar fall into that category.

      Society is founded on many things, grammar is not one of them

      Etiquette and personal hygiene aren't there as well, but lacking prowess with underpants and letting your hair look like felt mat are usually indicative of poor mental condition. There are few smelly and poorly dressed geniuses, but the rest of smelly bunch is just dumb. There is no sense to fish for smart (or even competent) people amongst bad spellers/dresser/bathers because the percentage of those amongst literate and showering is much higher, so you might as well just filter former early and concentrate on latter.

      Conversely, if you want to be taken seriously, you either have to work hard to show your genius _despite_ being illiterate, or you have to work on your education for the sake of other's impression of you.

    294. Re:It's like this. by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Along the same lines, poor writing muddles the message even if they manage to get the intended idea across.

      That was a very good example.

    295. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If Microsoft's Word can help Google's CEO with grammar, then why the hell Google's tools cannot."

      OGOD. I accidently my tongue.

      Does grammar matter any longer? I'll let our former Commander-in-Chief address that question for you.

      "They misunderestimated me."[9] — Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
      "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."[10] — Saginaw, Michigan; September 29, 2000
      "There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on, shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again.'"[11] — Nashville, Tennessee; September 17, 2002
      "One of the things I’ve used on the Google is to pull up maps." - CNBC interview with Maria Bartiromo, October 24, 2006.[13]
      "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." (dreams take wing) —La Crosse, Wisconsin, October 18, 2000[15]

    296. Re:It's like this. by David+Chappell · · Score: 1

      Writing "connexion" instead of "connection" ...

      Could also mean that you're reading an older work (Dickens, Poe, etc), or perhaps trying to make something look as if it's from the period.

      Yes, I deliberately chose a once-accepted spelling as one of my examples. The point I was trying to make is that the concept of "correct" in spelling is largely arbitrary. If I spell words phonetically (rather than using the spellings currently regarded as correct) I will seem to be illiterate. If I use bad grammar (by which I mean sentences which do not make sense when read out loud, not the occasional error in spelling or punctuation) I will actually be illiterate.

    297. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would hire someone that might not be a great speller over someone with a bad attitude who thinks that bad spelling makes others less intelligent. There are tools to help a candidate that can't spell, nothing can be done for a candidate with a superiority complex and/or bad attitude.

      Of course, you're missing another possibility, that being that the candidate really is an idiot. In that case, you're stuck with an idiot that can't spell.
       
      Moron.

    298. Re:It's like this. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 2

      French grammar had almost no influence on English grammar, which is mainly a result of the pidginization that occurred when Old Norse/Danish came in contact with Old English, and all the agglutenate prefixes and postfixes were different while the roots were mainly the same. French words were hoovered up like crazy, but the grammar was ignored.

      While true, the Roman occupation, and the use of Latin as the educated language did place the Latin grammar as a perfectly acceptable alternative to the established pidginized Germanic grammar -- with the result that to this day, people wanting to sound educated (or Yoda-like) use Latin grammar instead of Germanic, and everyone can understand them (although weird it sometimes sounds).

    299. Re:It's like this. by icebrain · · Score: 1

      GP is from the UK. In British English, collective nouns (companies, sports teams, etc.) are treated as plural, and use the plural forms of verbs--hence "Microsoft have" and "Google don't".

      In American English, collective nouns are treated as singular, in which case "Microsoft has" and "Google doesn't" would be correct. Unless the noun itself is plural (e.g., "the Atlanta Braves"), in which case the verbs are usually (but not always) plural.

      It's like honor vs. honour, or color vs. colour. Either is correct, but you should be consistent with your usage.

      The origin of this difference was once explained to me as being a result of the American Civil War. Previous to the war, plural collectives (as in British English) were used, and it was common to see "the United States are", since state identity was still important, and the prevailing mindset was one of a loose collection of independent states (albeit a little tighter than under the Articles of Confederation).

      After the Civil War, the idea of the US as a single unified country was reinforced, hence "the United States is". This bled over into everyday speech.

      I have not independently verified this, however.

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      The meek may inherit the earth, but the strong shall take the stars.
    300. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For private conversations, maybe. At work, though, bad grammar always makes you look like an idiot. How would you like to hire someone who can't even spell correctly on their resume?

      As long as we're promoting proper communication, it's "... on his resume ...", or "... on her ...", or even the awful "... on his/her ...", but not "on their".

    301. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I was working as a team leader for a computer manufacturer in the '70s, mine was generally the first team to which new graduates were posted. I was given the task (no joke) of 'teaching them to communicate'. Once I had disabused them of the notion that the jargon they had picked up during their social sciences, or whatever, studies was suitable for our environment my task was simply one of wielding a blue pencil liberally on every memo, report or specification they produced. They soon got the message.

      I'm not decrying the graduates. I found them mostly to be intelligent and willing to take valid criticism but they had no experience in communicating outside their main disciplines and had forgotten much of the basic grammar they had learnt at school.

      Poor grammar or spelling, particularly when trying to communicate complicated concepts, is a bar to understanding and, if the reader fails to grasp the message because it is clouded by poor grammar or spelling, the blame is the writer's not the reader's.

    302. Re:It's like this. by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Be robust in the input you accept, but strict in what you output.

    303. Re:It's like this. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      If something is important enough to have someone proofread, you should do that. If it isn't—and you have any grammar skills of your own to start with—you're probably wasting your time using an automated grammar checker.

      It appears you have written that sentence in the passive voice. Would you like me to fix that?

      More seriously, iOS and OS X have had grammar checking built in to text fields for quite some time -- meaning Google shouldn't have to; this should be handled by the OS before the specific app ever gets their hands on your text field.

    304. Re:It's like this. by arth1 · · Score: 1

      different than

      Please tell me you committed this atrocity on purpose.

    305. Re:It's like this. by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Some grammar rules are quite complex and few people actually know them.
      For instance; which.. of ...these ... ellipsis.... is...used... correctly?

      None. Punctuation usage is not a grammatical topic. It's an orthographical topic.

    306. Re:It's like this. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      ...making the one prior to ellipsis also correct, as it indicates a break in the sentence.

      But he didn't use either of my favourite ellipses....

    307. Re:It's like this. by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Sometimes I think I'd be happy if they could just learn the Rule of Thumb, but then I see the rest of their writing and know that it won't make up for the rest of it.

      The Rule of Thumb? As in "twice round the Thumb is once around the Wrist"?
      I'm not sure that'll help them much.

    308. Re:It's like this. by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Not sure if you're continuing the joke or not, but "aliterate" is a word that describes a person who is literate but chooses not to read.

      You'll notice a few word trios that use an a- vs i-based prefix to have slightly different meanings. The most famous word trio that comes to mind is: (1) moral, (2) immoral, and (3) amoral.

      Literate, aliterate, and illiterate is another trio.

    309. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "whatever" generation is taking over.

      Are you talking about the whatever generation that lynched blacks for fun, or the whatever generation that rolled over and didn't care about the Vietnam War and their sons dying over there, or the whatever generation that dropped shitloads of acid and screwed around in the 60s to no apparently ill effects regarding the booming economy they inherited?

    310. Re:It's like this. by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Seeing as fob actually is a acronym (frequency operated button) it probably can be FOB or fob.

      Last I used FOB, it meant Free On Board. As in seller paying for loading, but not freight.

    311. Re:It's like this. by purpledinoz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      German is not great. It's terrible. Nouns can be female, male, or neutral, there are 4 cases (Nominativ, Dativ, Akkusativ, Genitiv), they pile all their verbs at the end in a giant confusing stack, and the worst part, the "trennbare Verben", the separable verbs. Some verbs can separate into 2 parts. The first part is used normally, and the second part is dumped at the end of the sentence, which can be miles away. This means, you can be reading a super complicated huge sentence which spans two pages, and when you get to the end, you're greeted by an "ab", which changes the whole damn meaning of the sentence. By this time, you've already forgotten which verb this belongs to. Mark Twain wrote a great short called "The Awful German Language", which is very entertaining for English speakers learning German.

    312. Re:It's like this. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      The Rule of Thumb has to do with using, for example, "Jim and me" or "Jim and I." To determine which is appropriate, cover up "Jim and" and see if it still sounds correct. If it doesn't use the other one.

      It was called the Rule of Thumb when I was in grade school and I know kids who are in grade school or middle school now who have been taught it.

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      You can never go home again... but I guess you can shop there.
    313. Re:It's like this. by tilante · · Score: 1
      More to the point, the writers of 18th century English grammars took it upon themselves to "improve" the language. "A double negative is the same as a positive" is a rule that they attempted to add to the language, in hopes that it would make teaching the students logic later on easier. It didn't, since the real problem with teaching students logic is that human brains aren't wired up in terms of formal logic. For the same reason, though, once the new rule was established in a few textbooks, it kept being taught, and quickly spread to other textbooks.

      (Why did it spread to other textbooks? One of the selling points authors of grammar books used was a "feature count" -- that is, boasting of how many grammar rules their books had. As tends to happen when feature count is a selling point, this led to copying of features from others, and the addition of useless features just to up the count -- in this case, more 'rules' added to the grammar texts that were not, in fact, pre-existing grammatical rules of English, but were simply things the writers made up.)

    314. Re:It's like this. by arth1 · · Score: 1

      The words 'be' and 'one' are actually 2 different words, so you'd need to put a space between the..

      Oh, is that what he meant? I read it as a typo for "bone", which made sense to me...

    315. Re:It's like this. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      You appear to be conflating spelling and grammar. This discussion is about tools that can help a candidate use proper grammar, and how if you need such a tool, you likely aren't going to know how to use it effectively. Spelling is a much simpler beast.

    316. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a bit more complicated than that. You forgot the celts, the romans and the vikings. :) http://www.danshort.com/ie/timeline.htm

    317. Re:It's like this. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      It's not just internal stuff; remember HTTP's "referer" field. It should be "referrer", but only the misspelled version will work correctly as that's the standard.

      However, missing an 'r' in a word that's not used very often is, to me, much less severe than something like mixing up "too|two|to" or "there|their|they're", as the previous poster said his cow-orkers do. 3rd graders aren't taught the word "referrer", but they are taught those homophones because those words are so commonly used in English, and when someone mixes those up, it shows they're literally dumber than a 3rd grader.

    318. Re:It's like this. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      It's for a remote access token, like an RSA SecurID token. Even then, fob isn't the right word (a fob is a chain that is connected to something, often a watch), but it's better than FOB which, as arth1 pointed out, usually refers to shipping costs but can also refer to an offensive term for immigrants.

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    319. Re:It's like this. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Just to clarify on your point: "using correct grammar" is not a case of following a canonical style guide -- it's about structuring your sentences correctly to fit your target audience, optimizing their ability to comprehend the meaning behind the words you're using.

      For instance, I remember having to use the Chicago style guide when writing specific kinds of papers, the Oxford guide for others, MLA for others, AP for others. While these encode style more than grammar, they also come with their own acceptable grammars which are a subset of English grammar.

      Yes, I know, I'm throwing style into the mix when many are already conflating grammar and word use/spelling.

    320. Re:It's like this. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      ...and the "which is a witch" test is that which came to me first too....

      I think he was saying if the grammar is too lightweight, the author must be a which.

      More people need to read The Phantom Tollbooth.

    321. Re:It's like this. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      You're right. I used the wrong word there: homophones is what I meant. Thank you for the correction.

      I didn't include many of the examples that I see regularly: partial sentences, run-on sentences, subject-verb agreement, and so on. The most common homophone issues (they're/there/their and its/it's) would be caught by the grammar checker, though, as are many of the other minor ones. This is shown when I review documentation and find that it's lit up with squiggly lines. There are people that don't like me to read their documentation because I send it back marked up with grammatical corrections that should have been caught as they were writing it. They claim that it gets in the way of catching the real problems of the subject matter. On the other hand, managers frequently ask me to review things for grammar so that they don't look bad when their own bosses see it.

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      You can never go home again... but I guess you can shop there.
    322. Re:It's like this. by asylumx · · Score: 1

      None of the above. It doesn't mean you're lazy, dumb, or anything else. The important point is that it makes your message parse incorrectly in my mind, and that causes me to have to slow down and interpret the intent of your comment without being able to rely on my much quicker recognition patterns that have been trained my entire life to read somewhat-proper English. Therefore, if you want your point to come across quickly and accurately, it is in your best interest to provide the message using grammar and spelling which are appropriately accepted and understood by your target audience. Sometimes that means it is best to use style similar to "Ur K3wl!" but here at Slashdot, that is probably not the case.

    323. Re:It's like this. by s.petry · · Score: 1

      I have, and sometimes do still, intentionally play with variable names. I have mistyped variables just because people that would see or use the code have complained about receiving an email with a word spelled wrong. For internal tools, I also commonly use things like if(I_AM_SATAN), if(I_AM_STUPID), or while(I_AM_A_LAZY_PRICK) depending on who asked for a modification and why they asked for the modification.

      Not always mind you, the mood has to strike me and the recipients have to be a good candidate. Of course there is that funny feeling after leaving a place, but I have never been emailed on tools I have written. Well, that's not quite true. I have been emailed with compliments and questions about how to make modifications or how to do something specific, but never has someone said anything about my use of naming.

      I'm not saying that's the same with what you have seen, just pointing out that sometimes I have intentionally done those things. I'm pretty sure I'm not alone.

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      -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

    324. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Write short, not right.

      That's "Write short, not correctly".

    325. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It depends. Some grammar rules are quite complex and few people actually know them.
      For instance; which.. of ...these ... ellipsis.... is...used... correctly?

      They're all correct if the speaker is Captain Kirk.

      Partially true. In order to achieve true Kirkism, it is necessary to combine one or many of the words as prescribed.

      Proper incorporation of Kirkisms are:

      a. Whichoftheseelllipses...... isused..... correctly?

      b. Which..... ofthese..... ellipses... is.... usedcorrectly?

      c. Which..... ofthese.... ellipsesisused.... correctly?

      The circumstance under which these are used vary immensely:

      i. After making out with green alien.
      ii. After making out with non-green alien (please specify).
      iii. If alien being made out with has 2 antenna's.
      iv. If alien being made out with extraneous appendages beyond 2 antenna's (please specify).
      v. After being attacked by a Klingon vessel.
      vi. After being attacked by a Romulan vessel.
      vii. After being attacked by other (please specify).

      I watched a lot (too much?) Star Trek at one point.

    326. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that he used the shift key 3 times in his post, right? Your issue is not with his refusal to use it but, instead, with his selection of when to use it.

    327. Re:It's like this. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      German IS great. Not perfect, but compared to most other indoeuropean languages it looks pretty good. If you're going to complain about gendered nouns and cases, just look at Latin; I think it had 7 cases or more. In fact, cases are usually a good thing; the more cases you have, the more complex the language is, but also the more efficient it is, because you don't have to use a lot of extra words to describe various concepts (who's doing the action, who's the recipient of the action, etc.). Just look at how short various Latin phrases are, compared to their translations in English, or worse, Spanish. And I happen to like the separable verbs.

      The main problems with German are 1) gendered nouns as you say, but this is a problem with every European language except for English AFAIK, and 2) it's rather rigid, but again this is also a benefit because you just have to learn the rules and then you know the language, whereas with English the rules aren't worth bothering with because the list of exceptions is so long that you end up just memorizing everything.

    328. Re:It's like this. by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 1

      Actually a "fob" is NOT an acronym, at least not originally. I worked for one of the largest access control distributors in the country, and when I first started there, I assumed a "key fob" was "key F.O.B.", too. Like you, I decided on frequency operated button, after finding it on a wikipedia page - but that isn't where the word "fob" comes from.

      Button operated transmitters are called "remotes", proximity cards are "prox cards" or "clamshells" (depending on the way they are constructed); and any of these would technically fit the Frequency part of FOB (though only remotes fit the full FOB acronym). Small keychain-sized proximity devices are the only item called fobs in the access industry, though, and this made me very curious about the FOB acronym; it just doesn't fit right. Also, why the widespread redundant references to a "key-fob" and not just "FOB"?

      Some of the older hats that had been selling fobs for years and years set me straight. The item actually IS a "fob", no acronym, and the word has been around for ages. It doesn't even refer to the access control abilities bit of the device; a rabbit's food or other keychain trinket can be correctly referred to as a fob, too!

      The word "fob" can refer to 1) the small pocket on a pair of pants or a vest used for a pocket watch or other small ornamental item, 2) the chain or loops connecting an ornament to a pocket or keychain, or 3) the ornament that attaches to a pocket, watch or keychain itself (which is the common usage when talking about access keys).

      Here's a little bit of history on a keychain fob from a different wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Key_fob

    329. Re:It's like this. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      I observe that you are a student of the OED, otherwise I'd have to take you to task for the use of one of those commas :)

      I think the GP's main point is valid: pointing out the mistake is generally useless -- it was either an honest mistake, or the writer is stupid or lazy -- and in none of these circumstances will correcting them in a public forum help them fix anything -- only ignorance can be corrected in such a way.

      But as you state, what many grammar nazis are actually doing is providing feedback to let the authors know that their bad presentation form is probably conveying an unintended message, and *also* letting them know that the projected low opinion they have of their readers is offensive to at least some.

      Personally, I tend to react to inappropriate grammar (not necessarily bad grammar) in the same way I react to graffiti -- it all depends on the context and how much I value the object that has been defaced (including whether I consider it defacement or a visual improvement).

    330. Re:It's like this. by 517714 · · Score: 1

      No, it proves that you failed to communicate because you don't seem to understand that bad grammar, improper punctuation, misspelling, and other issues are barriers to effective communication. Communication is a highly imperfect activity at best, and you wish to offload a portion of your burden onto the recipient of your communication. You choose to believe it is a character flaw in me because you do not accept responsibility for your own actions - that's sad and twisted. You write sloppy code that segfaults and you really blame the computer? BTW, it is segfault, not seg fault.

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    331. Re:It's like this. by TehDuffman · · Score: 1

      Even if it is true it is a bad example of poor grammar or lack of knowledge. It's like someone saying NIC card instead of simply NIC. Yeah just NIC is the correct version but as it isn't widely known why my a big deal about it?

    332. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You didn't capitalize "Panzer".

      All grammatical and spelling errors in ever one of my posts post are purposely put there to piss off grammar and spelling nazis.

    333. Re:It's like this. by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "Don't grammar matter no more"

      Fixed.

      Knock that off, or I'll stab you with an exclamation point!

      Do that, and I'll settle your # with a ! and / you with a sword.

    334. Re:It's like this. by s.petry · · Score: 1

      I was replying to you. You gave an example which explains why we have increases or changes to words in the dictionary. Words are a part of a language, but grammar is not the same thing as words and spelling as you have implied. Grammar is also the rules in which words are structured to form thoughts.

      Your statement does not explain why we have numerous correct ways of articulating the exact same thing in different methods. This is so that people can be as clear as possible. The rules for syntax rarely change, if they change at all.

      To answer your question, it is estimated that 80-90% of our language is body language. It is extremely difficult to express those in writing. We have grammatical rules to help us with how we relay and receive those thoughts. It's not about new meanings, it's about expression of meaning so that you as a recipient understand, clearly, what I am thinking and trying to convey.

      grammar/gramr/ Noun:
      The whole system and structure of a language or of languages in general, usually taken as consisting of syntax and morphology (including... A particular analysis of the system and structure of language or of a specific language./quote

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    335. Re:It's like this. by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      Except in today's job market I can get a brilliant problem solver who also has polished communication skills.

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    336. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found them mostly to be intelligent and willing to take valid criticism but they had no experience in communicating outside their main disciplines and had forgotten much of the basic grammar they had learnt at school.

      You mean "learned"?

    337. Re:It's like this. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If you can't tell the difference, then your writing is probably so poor that it "doesn't matter" to you. To everyone else in the world, it probably does matter, because you're likely confusing the hell out of them and looking unprofessional at the same time.

      You just reminded me of something I haven't seen yet mentioned in this thread: the issue is mostly about depth of use of language.

      Some people skate by with communication, misusing idioms, filling their sentences with cliches, not caring whether words are spelled correctly. They don't care, and they don't care if others do it. Why? Because it communicates as much as they're used to communicating.

      It's like people living their entire lives by candle light. They see nothing wrong with doing everything in this manner, and can't see why other people get annoyed when they hand them a candle to do some task. They have no grasp that there is a higher resolution available.

      Then others do everything under high intensity flood lights. They see the detail of everything around them all the time, whether they need to or not -- expending vast amounts of energy to ensure that they miss nothing. To them this is normal. If they visit someone who only has candles and then presents them with a famous painting to examine, they're insulted that the person thinks so little of them as to present the painting in such bad light. The candle person then gets affronted because their candle "isn't good enough" for the flood light person.

      In return, to attempt to explain the situation to the candle person, the flood light person then unexpectedly turns on their portable flood lamp to show the candle person what they're missing... which of course does nothing other than hurt the eyes of the candle person and make everything so bright that nothing is truly visible.

      People who take grammar, style, spelling and word choice very seriously tend to do so because to them, saying "a flame can be hot" is vastly different to saying "a flame may be hot". Their internal narrative of the world is much more complex than that of someone who doesn't really understand the difference.

      For another illustration, there are some people groups in Central America who have no word for pink. This doesn't bother them; they don't ever have a reason to use the word, as they have no need to differentiate between pink and red in their daily life. Compare that to a graphic artist, who has very specific words for distinct hues and shades of colour. Neither people group is necessarily more intelligent Get them both to look at a pink flower and one will say it is red, while the other will say it is a pale dusty rose with a hint of burnt umber.

      The same goes for grammar.

      Ooh... another illustration. Imagine what would happen if someone who had never done any computer programming was asked to write something in, say, Python, using as much sample code as they wanted, but having to actually write it out themselves? You can bet that at the least, it would fail due to improper indentation. You can't really say that the compiler is a "python nazi" or that it is elitist or stuck up about the author's use of the language. It just can't understand exactly what is being asked of it, because there are key details missing or too vague to actually understand what is being asked.

      Similarly, those who use language lightly generally don't put in as much work as those who plumb the depths of the language, and so aren't tripped up by all the "did they really mean to say that?" moments. They just assume everyone thinks like them and will get their meaning -- where observation clearly shows that even with a precise grammar and lexicon, two people need to use flow control and error correction in their conversation to have any hope of having an approximate comprehension of what is being discussed. But when disparate comprehension is "good enough" for what is actually being attempted, why bother actually trying to understand?

    338. Re:It's like this. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      This is why I started teaching my kids how to hack words and sentences at a young age -- they know how to use the etymology of a word to pull it apart and guess at its meaning, even if it's a word they've never heard before.

    339. Re:It's like this. by Kittenman · · Score: 1

      ... I'd rather we do away with it.

      Good luck with that.

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    340. Re:It's like this. by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 1

      Agreed completely. It's much better to follow the default rules and be gently corrected than to just ignore the rules entirely.

      Additionally, if you're using terms like NIC, and you know there are people in your audience that don't know what a NIC is, it's proper etiquette to provide the meaning of the acronym the first time, especially when communicating in writing. Obviously you're ok on Slashdot, but you may not be ok over at grandma's knitting circle blog.

      Whether the audience, or speaker, knows the term or not, I don't think it's ever helpful to be an interrupter-jones grammar nazi. It's much better to politely point out mistake at a non-critical and non-embarrassing time. Of course, this shouldn't prevent you from pointing out a major error prior to releasing an embarrassing statement into the public.

      Regarding "fob" - I remember thinking my new boss was being very rude by not explaining what FOB stood for to the new guy (me). Turns out, it's not an acronym, my assumption was false, and the meaning of "fob" was easy to infer from context (once I dropped my assumptions), so there was nothing for him to explain. I learned a little lesson that day.

    341. Re:It's like this. by Vanderhoth · · Score: 1

      Actually, it proves you failed to understand because you don't seem to understand that mistakes are sometimes made, humans are not machines and despite our best efforts and tools shit happens. You are right that communication is a highly imperfect activity at best, but you chose not to accept part of the responsibility that comes with burden of communicating with others. You fail to see this as a character flaw because you do not accept responsibility as a party to the communication, however you choose to respond and thus agreed to be a party in the communication - that is sad and twisted. I don't blame the computer when seg faults occur, it's a tool and thus can do nothing with out precise instructions. Humans, on the other hand, are suppose to be able to do more. If you're just a tool and chose to lazily parse a paragraph and decide to quit because you don't have the mental facilities to understand, well frankly I feel sorry for you. I guess nothing else really needs to be said.

    342. Re:It's like this. by nashv · · Score: 1

      As I said, punctuation may convey meaning, but it is typically manifested as tonal or other onomatopoeic variations while speaking. Grammar is more tied to the structure of a language and meaning.

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    343. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's almost impossible to do in HTML

      It is actually very easy to do in HTML

      &hellip ; (remove space between p and semicolon)

    344. Re:It's like this. by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      I would have said that the last one was the only one used correctly. However, after reading your post, I can see that either one of them could be right, but not (I think) both together.

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    345. Re:It's like this. by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      No, making a spelling error while professing to use decent grammar is not an example of irony.

      It is, however, an excellent illustration of Muphry's Law.

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    346. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not using correct spelling and grammar shows disdain for the receiver wether, intentional or not.

      Bahhh!!

    347. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [A]in't

      Well now, that's diction!

    348. Re:It's like this. by Chelloveck · · Score: 1

      Who are you communicating with?

      With whom are you communicating?

      However, I've got plenty of resumes,

      However, I have plenty of resumes,

      FTFY. HTH.

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    349. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I would hate to hire someone that never attended work for 4 whole years, at least if they had work they were being paid to attend.

    350. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first one has only two full stops, so it isn't an ellipsis. Also that semi-colon should be a comma. Sneaky you.

    351. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Note: Plz turn in ur FOB. UR lose ur job.

    352. Re:It's like this. by ChatHuant · · Score: 1

      German IS great

      Mark Twain wouldn't agree (see some of his thoughts on German here); just a short quotation for edification:

      A person who has not studied German can form no idea of what a perplexing language it is.

      Surely there is not another language that is so slipshod and systemless, and so slippery and elusive to the grasp. One is washed about in it, hither and thither, in the most helpless way; and when at last he thinks he has captured a rule which offers firm ground to take a rest on amid the general rage and turmoil of the ten parts of speech, he turns over the page and reads, "Let the pupil make careful note of the following exceptions." He runs his eye down and finds that there are more exceptions to the rule than instances of it.

      Jokes aside, German has a great advantage over English (even Mark Twain agrees): it's spelling is much closer to phonemic.

    353. Re:It's like this. by noh8rz5 · · Score: 0

      Let me be clear - I don't give an eff what kind of grammar people have. It's a free country and people can do what they want. However, I think that people with bad grammar are effing retards, and I don't let them near me in professional contexts. And if my kids don't get grammar I will force it on them.

    354. Re:It's like this. by noh8rz5 · · Score: 0

      Dude, it,s a thread ABOUT GRAMMAR! what do expect people to talk about? If you don't want to be near pedants, don't hang around slashdot.

    355. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why German is so great. OK, the genders isn't great, but the cases is unimaginably useful. It allows you to rearrange sentences for more variety and it makes it a little bit more clear what the indirect object is rather than the direct object is if you muff the word order a bit.

      Also, separable prefix verbs aren't scary. We effectively have that as a feature of English as well, it's just that they don't start out as prefixes. There's a short list of prefixes which can be separated and a similarly short list of ones that can't be separated. They don't change unpredictably and even as a non-native German speaker I had that largely nailed by the end of the first term.

      As for long sentences, you can do that in English as well. It's not desirable, but you can make sentences of 30 or more words in English without breaking any rules if you throw in enough prepositional phrases and other stuff.

      And no, they don't pile on verbs at the back. The verb always goes in the 2nd position unless there's already a verb there. If the 2nd position is filled the next verb is then moved to the end of the sentence.

    356. Re:It's like this. by fido_dogstoyevsky · · Score: 1

      However, claiming someone is insulting or dismissive simply because they failed to notice an error is pompous. It implies malice where logically none exists.

      On the contrary, it implies stupidity, ignorance, a slapdash attitude, or combinations of these. Neither are traits I favour or reward.

      Among the traits you neither favor nor reward are:

      stupidity;

      ignorance

      a slapdash attitude

      and a fanatical dedication to the Pope.

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    357. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's linguistic profiling and it's the little brother of racism. Ultimately the people that do it are the same sort of folks that were burning crosses a couple generations ago; they just have a better cover story than previously. But, the end result is basically just bigotry, the "rules" they try to enforce are frequently wrong and the effect is that people who aren't in their clique end up being discriminated against even when there is no error.

      Split infinitives, dangling participles, use of they in the 3rd person as the gender neutral option and such have never been wrong in English, but you find people that will fight to the death over it because they're poorly educated buffoons that don't know any better.

    358. Re:It's like this. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Yes, my favorite feature of it is that its spelling is phonemic; even not being fluent in it, just because I know the pronunciation rules, I could read a whole book in German aloud, and be understood by German speakers, even though I myself might only understand a fraction of what I just read aloud. Try that with English; it's impossible.

      But I do agree with the other complaints about it having gendered nouns; that's my biggest complaint about it, but again that seems to be a feature of every European language except English for some reason. I'm not a linguist, but I am curious where those ever came from, and why anyone ever thought they'd be a good idea instead of simply confusing.

    359. Re:It's like this. by bedonnant · · Score: 1

      Ironically, independent is apparently spelled that way because the English couldn't (or wouldn't) spell the French "indépendant" correctly. To get back to the point, communicating means conveying meaning to another. If you do not play by the grammatical rules, you lessen the probability of your meaning getting across, because they are a standard that all parties implicitely decide to use. English has comparatively few grammatical rules, but I can assure you that errors in French can easily alter and degrade understanding. Also, if you put the strain of trying to understand you on others, you are just wasting their time because you did not want to spare yours. Others recognize it and a less liable to repeat the effort.

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    360. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should try maltese -- semitic (arabic) and italian, with some english vocab. wow.

    361. Re:It's like this. by noh8rz5 · · Score: 0

      You must be new here.

    362. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's the other way to look at it: http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.be/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html

    363. Re:It's like this. by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

      Grammar can have a major effect on the meaning of a sentence. Trying to 'translate' bad grammar into what you think it means is not guaranteed to match what the author meant. It is better to get the grammar part correct, or at least unambiguous. However, some grammar rules are pretty arbitrary and English, like any living language, is dynamic; always changing. Rules need to be tested, improved, or even abandoned. But that is ok, as long as the message is clear.

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    364. Re:It's like this. by Gorobei · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Dead on right. It's all about peers. At a good (top 10) firm I joined, in the first week two senior people asked me to review a) the mail one was about to send, and b) the math in a document. The culture was seriously "we look professional, we do not let mistakes get out into the wild."

      Now I'm at a much larger firm. Some of the mail I receive sounds as if it were penned by someone with final stage rabies. Makes me think the author's entire management chain isn't doing its job.

    365. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like awe in "shock and awe" or maybe "aww, shucks, I'm just not good enough"?

    366. Re:It's like this. by Dracophile · · Score: 1

      Fun with commas: "Eats roots and leaves" vs "eats, roots and leaves". "Let's eat, grandma!" vs "let's eat grandma!"

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    367. Re:It's like this. by Pseudonym · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ps, i weep that you will never know the beauty of an e e cummings poem

      Speaking only for myself, I happily accept nonstandard grammar, spelling or punctuation if there is a clear attempt at creativity behind it. It needn't be anywhere near as good as E.E. Cummings' poetry or James Joyce's prose; few are capable of that. A good use of language does not have to be a correct use of language, where "correct" is measured against your favourite style guide.

      I also don't have a problem with nonstandard language to overcome a limitation of the medium, such as the 140 character limit or the ergonomics of many mobile devices. I also concede cultural conventions, such as the conversational characteristics of comments. In addition, you often can't assume that someone is writing in their native language.

      Having said all that, using "correct" language is fundamentally a matter of courtesy. By using "correct" spelling, good grammar and correct punctuation, you are saying to your reader that you understand that they don't have to read what you say, and so you are going to do them the courtesy of making it easy for them to do so. If you, as a speaker or writer, signal that you don't care about me, then I don't care about what you have to say.

      I don't mind a creative writer who plays with language. They, at least, are trying to reward me for the extra effort I have to expend to read it. If it's not my cup of fur, I appreciate that others will enjoy it and I appreciate that you tried.

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    368. Re:It's like this. by slick7 · · Score: 1

      "Don't grammar matter no more"

      Fixed.

      They're are moore than enough nazis' in the whirled, without adding the grammar nazis, as well.

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    369. Re:It's like this. by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      Capitalisation is very arbitrary and it drives me nuts.

      Sometimes it's arbitrary, but much of the time it is not. Capitalisation is one of the cues by which we disambiguate written language. Get it wrong, and you can cause unnecessary confusion. Compare "catholic" with "Catholic", for example.

      In non-western alphabets such a thing doesn't even exist.

      That's strictly true, but also highly misleading.

      No non-Western writing system of which I am aware has capitalisation, but some have features that are close enough. Each letter in Arabic script has four forms (initial, medial, final and isolated), compared with our paltry two (upper and lower case). Or how about the distinction between hiragana and katakana in Japanese?

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    370. Re:It's like this. by doesnothingwell · · Score: 1

      Nice example. If the salesman wasn't wearing a suit you'd probably trust him less. The suit is part of the package, like grammar is part of the message.

      I've met one salesman in 30 years who actually sounded like he knew his tech product cold and inside out. I don't remember what he was wearing, maybe a pullover sweater.

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    371. Re:It's like this. by stepho-wrs · · Score: 1

      DOUBLE NEGATIVES HURT MY BRAIN :*(
      IS THAT BETTER?

      Damned slashdot filter won't let me use all-caps for the whole message.

    372. Re:It's like this. by arth1 · · Score: 1

      More to the point, the writers of 18th century English grammars took it upon themselves to "improve" the language. "A double negative is the same as a positive" is a rule that they attempted to add to the language, in hopes that it would make teaching the students logic later on easier. It didn't, since the real problem with teaching students logic is that human brains aren't wired up in terms of formal logic. For the same reason, though, once the new rule was established in a few textbooks, it kept being taught, and quickly spread to other textbooks.

      Negatives cancelling each other is a feature of both Latin and Norse[*], two notable influences on English language.
      In German, another notable influence, pleonastic negations are usually avoided.
      In English, "not un-" constructs have been common (or not uncommon) for a long time.

      [*] Verbs can be negated in old Norse. So "never travelling-not" can describe someone who never settles.

    373. Re:It's like this. by stepho-wrs · · Score: 1

      An old joke I remember from 30 years ago goes something like this...

      Professor: Some languages use a double negative to mean a positive. But no language uses a double positive to mean a negative.
      Student (in a sarcastic voice): Sure...sure...

    374. Re:It's like this. by lennier · · Score: 1

      They are not. Pattern recognition and semantics are totally different areas of research.

      I'm curious as to why that would be helpful. Isn't semantics just the extension of pattern recognition into wider contextual patterns of behaviour, as opposed to patterns of text?

      I mean, it seems obvious that no amount of processing could extract any universal meaning from a text without some a priori contextual knowledge of the associations between words and their implications in the wider universe of discourse - any more than it would be possible for a compiler to generate machine code from a program without any of the libraries it references. But that seems a far cry from saying that these should be totally different areas of research.

      Maybe it's just my programming background, but a good working definition of "semantics" in this field has always been simply "the effect of this piece of code/data on another piece of code/data". If you assume that the universe is just a very very large database, then it seems to be obvious that all human knowledge really just is pattern recognition. We see moving lights in the sky, we abstract repeating patterns from that, eventually we deduce Gmm/r2. Why couldn't a computer link a database of words used in newspaper headlines with a database of, say, Congressional voting records, and deduce that, say, "Republican" correlates to "increased military expenditure and reduced taxes" while "Democrat" correlates to "increased taxes and healthcare spending". Or not.

      Syntax is data, behaviour is data, semantics is just the mapping from one to the other. And you can continue the process of mapping datasets to datasets recursively as long as you want. Isn't that the case?

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    375. Re:It's like this. by Harold+the+Wombat · · Score: 1

      The farmer wondered whether the wether would weather the weather or whether the wether would die.

      and while, or should that be whilst, we're at it:

      T. H. E. I. R., mum and dad have bought THEIR car.
      T. H. E. R. E., over THERE, my car you see.
      T. H. E. Y. A. R. E., Drop the A and there will be THEY'RE with an apostrophe.

      That's my take on it.....

    376. Re:It's like this. by ChatHuant · · Score: 1

      But I do agree with the other complaints about it having gendered nouns; that's my biggest complaint about it, but again that seems to be a feature of every European language except English for some reason. I'm not a linguist, but I am curious where those ever came from, and why anyone ever thought they'd be a good idea instead of simply confusing.

      The reason is that most European languages descend from Indo-European and have inherited gendered nouns from their common ancestor. In early Proto-Indo-European nouns had two genders, animate and inanimate (kind of like modern Basque, I'm told); the animate gender split later into the better known feminine and masculine, and the inanimate gender evolved into the neuter, thus providing the well known Indo-European three genders.
       
      Many descendant languages have lost the neuter, and are left with masculine and feminine, and English lost even this split (remaining only with vestigial traces, like the he/she/it pronouns). Other modern descendants have kept the full three genders (Latin, Greek, German, Romanian, some Slavic languages)

    377. Re:It's like this. by lennier · · Score: 1

      That the lose/loose problem is spilling into the workplace is an even bigger sign of the problem.

      "Thing's fall a part; the center can is holed;
      Mayor Anarchy is losed upon the world."
      -- W B Yeat's

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    378. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hoovered.

    379. Re:It's like this. by PuZZleDucK · · Score: 1

      What kind of fool trusts a salesman? Even a tiny little bit?

      And yet we all buy tings from them... What is wrong with us?

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    380. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      explains english food as well...

    381. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      rewrite long sentences, [...]get rid of passive voice

      That's not a question of grammar, but of style. If Word tells you long sentences and passive voice are grammar errors, it is wrong (unless you got your long sentences and passive voice wrong, of course).

    382. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Similarly, I make an effort to write clearly and use decent grammer.

      Oh, the irony...

      No, making a spelling error while professing to use decent grammar is not an example of irony.

      But is it an example of coppery?

    383. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they pile all their verbs at the end in a giant confusing stack

      If you have a giant confusing stack of verbs at the end of a German sentence, you've done something wrong (no, not the grammar, but there's more to good language usage than the grammar). Unless you are doing it explicitly for the effect, of course. And two-page sentences aren't exactly a common or recommended style either.

    384. Re:It's like this. by Karellen · · Score: 1

      Is it punctuation, spelling, or grammar which is the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit?

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    385. Re:It's like this. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Capitalisation is very arbitrary

      Not really. The first letter of a sentence, the first letter of a proper name, and acronyms get capitalized. Pretty simple, really.

    386. Re:It's like this. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      honestly if reading an uncapitalized and unpunctuated sentence causes you physical or mental pain then i think for your own welfare you should get off the internet and stick to print media

      It dosn't case pain, it's just hard to read. It's discourteous to the reader and shows that you don't really care if it's read or not. Despite your level of education you're still coming across as uneducated.

      The other response to your comment was insightful and was pretty much as I would have responded. Art always breaks the rules, but the artist has to know the rules and have a damned good artistic reason to break them.

    387. Re:It's like this. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I couldn't have said it better myself, it's a shame your comment didn't get modded up.

    388. Re:It's like this. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      To misquote Mark Twain, the aliterate has no advantage over the illiterate.

    389. Re:It's like this. by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      Welcome to Idiocracy.

      I was with you until that very last line.

      There is much to be said in favor of a well-constructed piece of writing. I don't know all the technical jargon and I'm sure I have some habitual mistakes or idiosyncrasies, but when I write, especially if it is to be a long piece, I want to construct it with care. I am learning, though, that that is very much a personal preference.

      If someone makes all categories of mistakes you mention--spelling, usage, capitalization, and punctuation--yet still manages to get his point across, where is the harm? It grates on me in an aesthetic sense, but neither is every man a painter and musician. Why should I expect a level of mastery in writing that is not a given for other areas of skill? Writing is a creative endeavor; it happens also to be saddled with the task of carrying meaning in ways that art and music are not. Many if not most people don't know the basic rules of melodic, harmonic, and rhythmic structure in Western music, and we don't hold that against them. Many if not most people don't know the basic rules of color theory and...the other rules of painting which I am too ignorant about to even name, and we don't hold that against them either.

      If the meaning suffers from an abundance of mistakes, then by all means ask for clarification and get fed up. I do. If the meaning is clear, then the hard-to-accept fact is that the language may be evolving in a way that is ugly to you and me. Someone else mentioned Chaucer, whose Canterbury Tales are a struggle to read in the original Middle English, and with spelling particularly offensive to my eyes. Is this contemporary shift meaningfully different? The rules for language are, or at least began as, descriptive rules. They tell us what the language was doing at the time. If people are no longer following the now-prescribed rules, and are doing so in a fairly consistent manner, I think it points not to their stupidity but to a semi-conscious decision that they don't care about the classical English rules and aesthetics, and are going to instead use what is convenient for them to use. I don't like it either, but it's a leap to go from "this person does not write with care like I do" to "this person is an idiot." By that measure, any foreigner who is just learning English, or has only learned enough to get by, is also an idiot, and that should be an obviously false conclusion.

      So write with care; some of us appreciate it. If you are lucky enough to create any lasting works, you may be remembered for your skill. I have been impressed by the writings of William James in many ways, and his clarity of thought and writing is a big influence on how I write. Yet, now that I think about it, he used a mix of the formal and the casual that was in his own time regarded as unruly at best. That could prove to be instructive today.

    390. Re:It's like this. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      he believed anyone who needed apostrophes was an idiot for not being able to infer the true meaning

      It's the nature of youth. I was young and stupid once, too.

    391. Re:It's like this. by webnut77 · · Score: 1

      Nice example. If the salesman wasn't wearing a suit you'd probably trust him less. The suit is part of the package, like grammar is part of the message.

      I think, more probably, the salesman would be arrested for indecent exposure.

    392. Re:It's like this. by gorzek · · Score: 1

      I was trying to draw a line between "this is what the words are" and "this is what the words mean." The latter is semantics. To date, we've not had a lot of progress in building systems that recognize the meanings of words, phrases, and sentences. There are so many basic assumptions built into our communications that we'd have to teach to a computer in order for it to understand.

      There was an article (I think it was posted here) about some of Siri's shortcomings. Things like, "Where is Elvis buried?" The meaning of that sentence is obvious to most people (of a certain cultural background, that is) but it totally confused Siri: the program thought the user wanted to look up someone named "Elvis Buried."

      In order to fully understand the question, it would need two separate pieces of knowledge that are not spelled out in the context of the question:

      1. That there was a person colloquially known as "Elvis."
      2. That people are often buried when they die.

      A better-formulated question might be: "Where is Elvis Presley's grave located?" This makes it clear that the subject is a person and the desired information is the location of his grave site.

      I'm not arguing that we can't built a semantic system for all of these things, just that it is a vast undertaking, and to date I do not believe there's been a lot of progress in it. I'm aware of the Cyc project, which is attempting to build a generalized expert system, but last I checked it still has a long way to go. Natural language processing, to the extent of determining the meaning of a construction of words, is still a hard problem.

    393. Re:It's like this. by gorzek · · Score: 1

      I agree that they aren't wrong, but it's usually an indication that you can make them better/clearer. Again, it's a case where Word can only say "you might be able to improve this," but it certainly can't tell you how.

    394. Re:It's like this. by webnut77 · · Score: 1

      Please don't top post. :-)

    395. Re:It's like this. by thomst · · Score: 1

      FiloEleven remonstrated:

      The rules for language are, or at least began as, descriptive rules. They tell us what the language was doing at the time. If people are no longer following the now-prescribed rules, and are doing so in a fairly consistent manner, I think it points not to their stupidity but to a semi-conscious decision that they don't care about the classical English rules and aesthetics, and are going to instead use what is convenient for them to use.

      With all due respect to Benchley's Law of Distinction, there are two kinds of grammarian: the prescriptive kind, who takes up cudgels to defend the rules of language as defined by manuals of style (often derided as a "grammar Nazi"), and the descriptive kind, who observes the roles as they are employed in the current cultural context, and accepts their changes as evidence of the evolutionary nature of language (frequently scorned by the prescriptives as a "pantywaist permissivist" who is actively contributing to the seemingly-inevitable decline into the cultural dark ages).

      I am neither entirely the former, nor altogether the latter. I tend cheerfully to disregard the stylebooks' ukases when they seem arbitrary and illogical to me, but hew to their wisdom as a general rule. For instance, I think the dictate that quotation marks must invariably enclose punctuation is wrongheaded, so, when I'm actually QUOTING someone, I follow the rule, but when I employ quotes merely to set off a word or phrase (think "air quotes" here), I put the punctuation on the outside of the quotation marks. Likewise, when writing formal documents, I am careful not to split infinitives, but in more causal writing, I ignore the rule and split 'em anyway, because violations of that rule are so ubquitous that it has become the "new normal" - and failing to split the infinitive therefore comes across as fustian and quaint. (Of course, when writing dialogue, I almost always split infinitives, because that's the way people speak. In fact, I only forbear from splitting infinitives when the line is spoken by a character who is not a native English speaker - because my observation has been that those folks almost always obey the rule.)

      But this is Slashdot, and overheated polemic is an integral part of the sport in these parts. So, yeah, idiocracy.

      I don't like it either, but it's a leap to go from "this person does not write with care like I do" to "this person is an idiot."

      'Tis. Still, it provokes thoughtful responses from people like you, and that's a net plus, n'est ce pas?

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    396. Re:It's like this. by thomst · · Score: 1

      plover proposed:

      Perhaps you are looking at this from an engineer's point of view instead of a manager's?

      Actually, I'm looking at it from a writer's viewpoint.

      But thanks for giving me the opportunity to say, "Fuck managers in the ass. Sideways. With a chainsaw." Because I could not possibly care less about their concerns if they were so many dung beetles.

      As I'm an engineer, though, I completely agree with you. I just wanted to point out that there is an alternative viewpoint.

      I'm quite aware that my point of view is not shared by everyone. I am, however, reminded of something my sainted mother used to say to me when I was just a lad, "If everyone else runs down the street with their pants down, does that mean you have to, as well?"

      Of course, given the hip-hop fashion trend of walking around with your pants down, that question is now a good deal less rhetorical than it once was ...

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    397. Re:It's like this. by nashv · · Score: 1

      I'll focus on the part of the sentence that is obviously the play on words "knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit?"

      The verb knowing , as applied to the noun 'shit' is linked in two different ways in the phrases "knowing your shit" and "knowing you're shit?".
      In the first case, it is linked to the noun using a second person possessive pronoun "your". The meaning is therefore indicating who the particular noun under discussion , i.e.'shit', belongs to.
      In the second case, it is linked to the noun using a second person nominative pronoun, with the auxillary verb 'are' (to be, present complete tense). The meaning is therefore a description of the condition of this person.

      That is grammar.

      In the first case, your is spelled as it usually is, while in the second case "you are" is abbreviated to a colloquial "you're". This abbreviation does not change meaning.

      That is spelling.

      A comma indicates the two phrases. It is superfluous as the conjunction 'and' already exists in the following phrase. A question mark indicates the interrogative form of the sentence. The apostrophe is a convention indicating that an abbreviation is made. Neither of these change the meaning of the specific phrases under discussion, and the comma and apostrophe could have easily been avoided while still retaining meaning.

      That is punctuation.

      The play on words is only because in a particular dialect of the English called American English, the "your' and "you're" sound almost similar, while "shit" has multiple connotations. Some may even consider it funny.

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    398. Re:It's like this. by RatherBeAnonymous · · Score: 1

      I agree that the schools aren't helping the cause.

      'Round about 1986 I was placed in a gifted program that ran concurrently with a grammar and spelling lessons. My mother complained about the school pulling me out of spelling for an entire year. The gifted program's teacher claimed that I was so smart that I would certainly have a secretary when I grew up and would not need to know how to spell. I don't have a secretary.

      I later learned to spell in college by setting a word processor, I think it was MacWrite, to beep at me every time I misspelled a word. It took Latin classes to teach me English grammar.

    399. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > 2012
      > not using implicative tense
      > grammar matters
      fixd

    400. Re:It's like this. by RatherBeAnonymous · · Score: 1

      I refer you to this magazine cover proclaiming that, "Rachael Ray finds inspiration in cooking her family and her dog"
      http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2011/03/we-found-it-the-corniest-magazine-pun-of-all-time/

    401. Re:It's like this. by Morbid+Curiosity · · Score: 1

      You're completely missing the point. We should be talking about the quality of Google's tools here. If Microsoft's Word can help Google's CEO with grammar, then why the hell Google's tools cannot. It just means that Google (and cloud) is lacking behind and desktop apps still rule.

      So you're saying that Google doesn't have enough butt to compete with Microsoft Word?

      (Try "lagging behind". Idioms are fun!)

    402. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the great Mark missed that the separated parts like to swap positions. So in his analogy of the phenomenon he should have written: "He parted, after having ... (rambles on for 100 lines and a dozen sub-sentences) ..., de."

    403. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would suggest "Story of Language" by John McWhorter as an excellent and entertaining treatise on grammer and is evolution/devolution over time. It clarifies much of the above.

    404. Re:It's like this. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Says who?

      Whom is, at best, optional in English. Only pretentious fools still use it.

      --
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    405. Re:It's like this. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      It's a tread about 'does grammar matter?'

      I say not much, so long as your point is clear.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    406. Re:It's like this. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Got your goat, eh? :)

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    407. Re:It's like this. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I've found it's not too hard to tell dysorthography and doesn't-give-a-shit apart; likewise, from English (or the tongue of your choice) as a 2nd/3rd/4th language. And everyone I know who is dyslexic or has can't-spell-to-save-their-lives or ESL at least makes an effort, and generally can learn better, at least to some degree, if gently corrected.

      I've met a few as well who use their dysorthography as a weapon, but in general they will not learn from correction, so still fall under "don't give a shit".

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    408. Re:It's like this. by Reziac · · Score: 2

      "German sounds like a man being choked to death; French sounds like cat fight; Spanish sounds like molasses gurgling out of a jug." -- R.A. Heinlein

      I'm thinkin' this might apply equally to their respective grammars.

      English might be compared to a cement mixer. ;)

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    409. Re:It's like this. by avandesande · · Score: 1

      This is all so complicated, how about a car analogy? ;-)

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    410. Re:It's like this. by Warmlight · · Score: 1

      We aren't missing the point. We got the point, almost chuckled at the silly joke, and moved on to a topic with real meat to discuss. Quit trying to be clever.

    411. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This just occurred to me. The increasing grammar/usage errors may have something to do with our growing cultural tendency towards doing things fast and sloppy. Much to do in little time yields errors.
          I have no idea how much time writing a letter would have required a hundred years ago, but I suspect it was more than five minutes. No time to write, no time to proof, no time to spell check.

    412. Re:It's like this. by overmod · · Score: 1

      Praise the Lord, someone who uses the subjunctive correctly! (Albei, perhaps, t someone who needs to work on the proper use of serial conjunctives! ;-})

      And yes, it would be 'ellipses' as mwvdlee worded it. Truth to tell, though, NONE of them are, in fact, used correctly -- because an ellipsis per se is used to show the *omission* of something; hence the name. Using the three little dots to show... well, perhaps indicate... that there's a pause in the flow of the sentence is a different convention.

      And we STILL haven't 'taken up the cudgels' for the difference between grammar and rhetoric...

    413. Re:It's like this. by overmod · · Score: 1

      And there's nothing quite like a system with high latency on implementing editing changes, like putting a qualifier after the word 'albeit'. (Seriously, though, THAT is a mistake that a grammar-checker would have caught before the post was released to the wild!)

    414. Re:It's like this. by overmod · · Score: 1

      Well, it certainly made him sheepish...

    415. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whhen my son started college about twenty years ago he intended to become an editor. By the time he graduated Spellchecher was in common use and all the engineering firms eliminated editors. This resulted in gramatically correct gibberish ffrom egnineers who could not write.

    416. Re:It's like this. by noh8rz5 · · Score: 0

      i tell you this: for those of us in the knowledge industry, grammar separates the men from the boys.

    417. Re:It's like this. by plover · · Score: 1

      I just saw a blog of some home heating and cooling specialists who were decrying the new Nest thermostat because it comes with a screwdriver and homeowner-oriented installation instructions. "Nest shouldn't encourage people to install their own thermostats. They should tell people to hire heating specialists who have the experience and the tools and the knowledge and the [blah blah blah]" All I could see was a tremendous amount of whining and fear-driven self-preservationism, with absolutely no actual facts presented to support their position. They don't care what percentage of the homeowner's installations of Nest thermostats are completely successful and wouldn't have required a heating expert, only that Nest is deliberately cutting into their service calls. The bastards.

      So from the viewpoint of someone reading a rant from a writer who is despairing the fall of grammar, your point also seems a bit self-serving. "You need good writers because, well, I'm a writer!" The heating guys completely failed to do it, but I think you need to prepare your value case. At least you are much better equipped to do so than they are.

      Is the value of good grammar strictly aesthetic? Art for art's sake is certainly a valid reason, and pays the bills as long as you have patrons for support and a gallery to display your works in, but you better have thick skin to deal with being called a pretentious snob. The other problem with art is that popular art likes to break the rules, and so it continually evolves in the eyes of its beholders. I'm not saying "TH3 L33T WURKS UV B1LLY $H@KESF33R'S LOLCAT" are ever going to be revered by future generations, nor would anyone mistake B1FF!!1!! for a writer, only that an artist has to understand that there are an infinite number of forms the craft will appear to take. Even though 99.9% of them will suck.

      Is there value in the extra precision that you are able to deliver in your writing? Does your writing carry its meaning so clearly that nobody ever has to pause to question your words? That has great practical value, especially when compared against people whose writing frequently falls short; but it's hardly satisfying to be "the guy who writes perfectly at a 5th grade reading level."

      So go ahead. Try to preserve some form of the formal rules of the language. Please. Just be prepared for disappointment.

      --
      John
    418. Re:It's like this. by Karellen · · Score: 1

      So, what you're saying is, it's all three. Congratulations on writing many paragraphs without summarising the answer I was actually seeking. :-p

      I realise that it's the possessive case of shit, but are we really talking about ownership? Does someone who "knows their shit" - i.e. is particularly knowledgable in an area of expertise - own their metaphorical fæces? Is knowledge something that can be owned? Seems like we're stretching the language to the point where it might actually sprain.

      I also dispute your assertion that the apostrophe could be avoided while retaining meaning. "Knowing youre shit" is nonsensical, as "youre" is not a word. You have to parse it as either "you're" or "your", and the one that you choose dramatically changes the meaning of the sentence, as the pun demonstrates.

      FWIW, the pun also works in my particular dialect of English called, um, English. English English? Ah - British English. Where "you're" and "your" sound almost identical in all UK accents I can think of, including (I think) Received Pronunciation.

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    419. Re:It's like this. by spazdor · · Score: 1

      I think you meant 'cause', not 'case'.

      I also think there's some deep normative analysis to be done on your use of the phrase 'coming across'. Semiotics is a subtle business.

      The 'courtesies' expected of a reader, or of a writer, are inextricable from the the actual messages being explained as well as the pre-existing relationships (or lack thereof) between parties and so nearly every generalization which can be made about them is likely to be wrong.

      Art always breaks the rules, but the artist has to know the rules and have a damned good artistic reason to break them.

      This is a nice, satisfyingly right-sounding generalization of exactly the aforementioned sort. In practice, many artists jump straight to breaking rules without learning to follow them first, and have good success doing so. Furthermore I doubt you'd be able to find the "damned good artistic reason" for the lack of capitalization in Cummings' work on a poem-by-poem basis. Some of them are certainly enhanced by the tone and register that this idiosyncrasy creates, and others are arguably no better or worse than they would be if "correctly" typeset, and may break the rules for no reason more pressing than consistency with his other poems.

      For many trolls right here on Slashdot, irking the reader's delicate typographical sensibilities is an end in itself - which constitutes a "damned good artistic reason" for their purposes.

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    420. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      English's Germanic roots are great. The problem was when the French Normans invaded Britain and fucked it up by merging their language with the Germanic language that was in place there.

      Putting a French language together with a Germanic language is like putting ketchup on a chocolate cake. And this is why English is the way it is now.

      IMHO, flinging around the "F-Bomb" like a chimpanzee is one of the ultimate forms of discourtesy. Sure there are those who delight in using this one word as all the parts of speech in a single sentence, but isn't that the penultimate form of scorn for one's potential reader(s)?
        Again, IMHO, such usage billboards the writers lack of knowledge, skill, and most importantly, intelligence, and discredits everything in whatever they may be endeavoring to communicate.

        But, in a way, it's a real service to the reader, as they can pretty much disregard and skip over anything the writer may be trying to communicate. I always know immediately that it's going to be totally worthless and a total waste of my time...
      Sure, it's old-fashioned to think this way, but I have better things to do than waste any resource on reading something from someone who is obviously uncaring as to who reads their writings, and way more than likely, not all that intelligent to boot. Obviously they are too lazy to, or incapable of, looking in their mind and finding some better way to communicate. I hope this will save my fellow readers some of their valuable time as well. Yours for better Communication Skills! ~ed

    421. Re:It's like this. by thomst · · Score: 1

      plover responded:

      So from the viewpoint of someone reading a rant from a writer who is despairing the fall of grammar, your point also seems a bit self-serving. "You need good writers because, well, I'm a writer!" ...

      Is the value of good grammar strictly aesthetic?

      I was merely clarifying that I'm a writer, not an engineer. As for my preference for good grammar being self-serving - I don't get that at all. In fact, it seems to me that self-service would argue in favor of extreme permissivism (i.e. - "HA! When they need good grammar, they'll now be forced to come to ME! Mu-HU-haha!").

      And, no, the value of good grammar goes far beyond the aesthetic. To employ proper grammar, the writer must think through what he wishes to say, organize his thoughts so that they conform to accepted grammatical style, and carefully choose his phrasing for clarity and comprehensibility. In other words, the use of proper grammar requires thoughtful communication. It is essentially aerobics for correspondence, and it benefits the intellectual muscles of both the writer and his reader.

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    422. Re:It's like this. by electrons_are_brave · · Score: 1

      Why does it need a possessive? "Microsoft have had a desktop application ... how come Google don't". You think Google owns the "don't"?

    423. Re:It's like this. by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      I've used MS Word's grammar checking capabilities, and I agree that they can only be a supplement to someone who already has solid writing skills. It has prodded me to rewrite long sentences, fix subject-verb agreement, get rid of passive voice, other things of that nature. It's also caught my occasional typo and duplicate word--errors that are easy to skip over when you're re-reading your draft for the tenth time.

      If someone is a poor writer in the first place, all the spelling- and grammar-checkers in the world won't fix that. They'll just paper over the more obvious defects. People should never, ever count on a software tool to fix their writing. It can only be a modestly-helpful guide, not a blunt tool to do the work for you. Natural language processing is just not very good. Even online translation tools do little more than find-and-replace words with their foreign language counterparts, then try to rearrange them into a grammar consistent with that language. You can usually get the general idea of the original text, but a human translation by someone fluent in both languages is almost always vastly superior. The bottom line is that computers are very bad at semantics, and even worse at "reading between the lines." This is not a fault of computers, either, but of software researchers and the industry as a whole.

      Lay people often get the mistaken impression that because computers are now good at pattern recognition (picking out faces, analyzing voice samples into text, etc.) they are also good at figuring out the "meaning" of these things. They are not. Pattern recognition and semantics are totally different areas of research.

      Please punctuate: The cat the rat ate. by telling me if a comma is required, and if so, where.

      Did the rat eat the cat?

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    424. Re:It's like this. by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      "Don't grammar matter no more"

      Fixed.

      Knock that off, or I'll stab you with an exclamation point!

      He didn't fix it though

      "Doesn't grammer matter anymore?" (Answer is yes by the way)

      Now just to add a pisser -

      DOESN'T GRAMMER MATTER ANYMORE? (NO IT DON'T.. as long as it's in all caps)

      Heh. My English teacher would slap me if she could I bet.

    425. Re:It's like this. by nashv · · Score: 1

      No. It isn't all three. Here is another way to think about it : punctuation and spelling work on the written word. Tone and pitch apply to the spoken word. Grammar applies to the speech as well as literature because it has deeper connection to language.

      Here is another way to think about it: grammar is syntax .

      Punctuation exists to make that syntax more readable. Spelling exists to make vocabulary standardized. They are embellishments (in a linguistic sense), and grammar is the essence. The use of the symbols of punctuation and spelling for example , is rather variable in a language family - the Indo-European for example. Grammar, however, is not as variable. The elements of Indo-European grammar are common as far back as Panini.

      If the subtleties are still lost on you, it is beyond my capacity to explain. The Wikipedia article provides a bunch of references that may be useful if you are interested.

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    426. Re:It's like this. by nashv · · Score: 1

      I also dispute your assertion that the apostrophe could be avoided while retaining meaning. "Knowing youre shit" is nonsensical, as "youre" is not a word. You have to parse it as either "you're" or "your", and the one that you choose dramatically changes the meaning of the sentence, as the pun demonstrates.

      The apostrophe is avoided by using the standard "you are" instead of the colloquial "you're". I said "avoided", not "omitted".

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    427. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my god, i hope the slashdot filters let this through.... it wouldn't let allcaps through?

      SHifT KeY NoW ProPERLY BeING UsED.... MucH BETTER READInG IT THIs WAY I SUPPOSE ;)

    428. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By this time, you've already forgotten which verb this belongs to.

      I like to think about it as follows: If you can't remember the first part of the sentence when you reach the end, in German (and Dutch to a lesser degree) you at least know that there is a problem. In other languages, you can happily not understand the real meaning of the sentence without the brain part responsible for grammar informing you about that.

      I guess many people these days like to just skim sentences, pick up the most important words, and let their brain fill in the blanks (possibly incorrectly; but who cares if most of what we read is please-keep-my-brain-busy-enough-not-to-be-bored rubbish anyway?).

    429. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must go to the Alanis Morrisette School of Irony.

      Dont'cha think?

    430. Re:It's like this. by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

      when u said "to" u meant "too"

      but who cares? for over a year now ive switched all of my writing to abreviated phonetic versions. Ex: you = u, your, you're = ur, one = 1, are = r. capitalization is totally optional, for example: I = i, Saturday = saturday. capitalization is more important for expressing importance or SHOUTING. and its not neccessary to capitalize the first word of a new sentence either... i mean we already got a period, dont u get that this means the next word is the beginning of a new sentence? many words r simply the simplest phonetic version and its no longer neccessary to worry about homonyms. i mean if u didnt know wat I meant from the context of the sentence, how would u be able to correct my when Im wrong? so using 'det' instead of 'debt' is the prefered option. contractions and possession do not require apostophes... in fact apostophes r right out.

      the english language is horrible. a set of arbitrary and confusing rules. i see people use grammar as a mechanism to define class and estimate intelligence. A means to diffrentiate papers when an instructor doesnt want to be bothered to judge based on the ideas behind the words. but do u really think this is true or of value? do u believe people should be judged on what they say or the ideas they used to compose it? is ur judgement of an opinion based on special exceptions that require memorization over logic and that r unrelated to speach? especially when such corrections could be provided by a computer program?

      i for 1 support change of the english language and the force of online communication that reflects speech over term papers. because I do not wish to slow the progress of positive change in the english language (yes, u can start a sentence with 'because'). i am not a religious type, so i support rapid social change over tradition.

      imo the online tool of value is a spell checker... which im sure could have fixed some of my words above.

    431. Re:It's like this. by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

      here is a link to the mark twain short: http://www.plainlanguage.gov/examples/humor/marktwain.cfm.

      on a serious note, mark twain was a member of the simplified spelling board (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simplified_Spelling_Board) which was funded by Andrew Carnegie, who probably was the founder of a University or library or arts centre near u. He was a good man looking to improve things and one of his goals was to fix/improve the english language problem. With the advent of mass communication of all classes of people online... we r finally getting around to fixing these issues that we were unable to solve back then.

    432. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, great example of the problem, the real problem that the pseudo-grammarians (usually trying masquerade as linguists) impose on the real world of communicators.

      In my native English (piedmont South-eastern US) there is nothing un-grammatical in this statement: "Don't grammar matter no more?" There are many examples of similar words ("ain't") phrases ("you don't know nothing") and sentences ("He ain't got no sense the way he talks") that are grammatical in many varieties of English but which would be corrected with a grammar checker from any company.

      This means that, if you accept the plurality of grammars, I can be understood the way I want to be. For you to get the clear sense of what I mean when I say "you be a sick mother!" (which is that "you were, are and always will be a very sick person in a bad way that I do not like") you have to let go of the idea that what I am saying is ungrammatical and embrace the idea that my non-standard grammar is loaded with extra meaning that you need to understand.

      Or, look at it this way: If I were to say " it is for thee and thy learning" it would trigger grammar meltdown, yet it was standard English for as long as "you" has been used as second person singular and plural.

      Finally, I think that we can see the change in some simple and small grammar rules changing right in front of us! The plural of "fish" is rapidly becoming "fishes" in direct contravention of the rule. Similarly I expect that other animal plurals that copy the singular (deer, for another example) will also fall once "fish" have regularized. So, open your ears and enjoy the evolution of English, it is our birthright to participate in its evolution, or in its death.

    433. Re:It's like this. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      OK: the average car driver knows enough about their car to fill the gas tank when the gas gauge goes low, change the oil when the oil light comes on, and possibly change a tire when it goes flat. They're happy with fuel injection, automatic transmission, and all the other complex parts and car terms are totally meaningless to them because they have no need to use them.

      Now look at a Formula 1 pit boss. When he thinks about how a car operates, he doesn't think "put in gas, put it in drive, press the go pedal" -- he thinks about the exact tires, fluid levels, fluid compositions, gear ratio, etc. required for the terrain about to be driven. Ask him to change the tires on a car, and he'll most likely want to know what tread, rubber density etc. is wanted, or at least want to know where the car will be driving so that he can make the tire choice himself.

      And this is for personal commuter cars, too. His knowledge of how cars work doesn't turn off just because he's not at the racetrack.

      That good enough? ;)

    434. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's a direct consequence of increasing bureacracy, increasingly disempowering people

    435. Re:It's like this. by arth1 · · Score: 1

      that's a direct consequence of increasing bureacracy, increasingly disempowering people

      You think so? I see a strong correlation between areas with widespread opposition to strong governance and a lacklustre attitude towards grammar and semantics.

    436. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Red flag! Poe's Law violation.

    437. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does Grammar Matter Anymore?

      %DCL-E-PARSEFAIL, "No, apparently good grammar doesn't matter any more."

    438. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It depends. Some grammar rules are quite complex and few people actually know them.
      For instance; which.. of ...these ... ellipsis.... is...used... correctly?

      None of the above ellipses (note the spelling of the plural) are used correctly, and neither is the semicolon.

    439. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Furthermore I doubt you'd be able to find the "damned good artistic reason" for the lack of capitalization in Cummings' work on a poem-by-poem basis."

      Would it need to be justified on a poem-by-poem basis?

      Above all, I think it's fundamentally misconceived to equate illiterate YouTube comments with e e cumming's work.

    440. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ps, i weep that you will never know the beauty of an e e cummings poem

      Speaking only for myself, I happily accept nonstandard grammar, spelling or punctuation if there is a clear attempt at creativity behind it. It needn't be anywhere near as good as E.E. Cummings' poetry or James Joyce's prose; few are capable of that. A good use of language does not have to be a correct use of language, where "correct" is measured against your favourite style guide.

      I also don't have a problem with nonstandard language to overcome a limitation of the medium, such as the 140 character limit or the ergonomics of many mobile devices. I also concede cultural conventions, such as the conversational characteristics of comments. In addition, you often can't assume that someone is writing in their native language.

      Having said all that, using "correct" language is fundamentally a matter of courtesy. By using "correct" spelling, good grammar and correct punctuation, you are saying to your reader that you understand that they don't have to read what you say, and so you are going to do them the courtesy of making it easy for them to do so. If you, as a speaker or writer, signal that you don't care about me, then I don't care about what you have to say.

      I don't mind a creative writer who plays with language. They, at least, are trying to reward me for the extra effort I have to expend to read it. If it's not my cup of fur, I appreciate that others will enjoy it and I appreciate that you tried.

      To use language in a creative way assumes that the reader knows that the writer knows the correct grammar. Otherwise it just looks like a mistake instead of additional meaning. Like putting a picture up crooked it has to be far enough off level to be unquestionably wrong not just half way; as in using it's not my cup of coffee instead of fur as above.

    441. Re:It's like this. by WorBlux · · Score: 1

      Language itself is very, nay extremely, arbitrary, at least in the words used. You can pull some meaning and separation from the practice of capitilization, and thus it has practical value and meaning. With ink and paper the difference in effort in minimal, you get some degree of additional clarity. Proper names are important to our understanding and dealing with the world, and as such are capitalized. Separation between thoughts, likewise is essential, and the beginning of a new though is capitalized as emphasis. On a keyboard they are also at a very small cost of effort. Only on substandard and inadequate writing devices like touchscreens or phone-pads is capitalization considered not worth the effort. Periods and commars are also arbitrary; I dare you to try to read a book where they are absent and not replaced by any other meaningful syntax.

    442. Re:It's like this. by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      I agree completely. E.E. Cummings had a far better grasp of grammar and punctuation than most.

      "The rules" are there because breaking them creates an effect. Great artists break the rules to achieve a desired effect. Mediocre artists don't even know what the rules are, and hence achieve unintended effects.

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    443. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ps, i weep that you will never know the beauty of an e e cummings poem

      Speaking only for myself, I happily accept nonstandard grammar, spelling or punctuation if there is a clear attempt at creativity behind it. It needn't be anywhere near as good as E.E. Cummings' poetry or James Joyce's prose; few are capable of that. A good use of language does not have to be a correct use of language, where "correct" is measured against your favourite style guide.

      I also don't have a problem with nonstandard language to overcome a limitation of the medium, such as the 140 character limit or the ergonomics of many mobile devices. I also concede cultural conventions, such as the conversational characteristics of comments. In addition, you often can't assume that someone is writing in their native language.

      Having said all that, using "correct" language is fundamentally a matter of courtesy. By using "correct" spelling, good grammar and correct punctuation, you are saying to your reader that you understand that they don't have to read what you say, and so you are going to do them the courtesy of making it easy for them to do so. If you, as a speaker or writer, signal that you don't care about me, then I don't care about what you have to say.

      I don't mind a creative writer who plays with language. They, at least, are trying to reward me for the extra effort I have to expend to read it. If it's not my cup of fur, I appreciate that others will enjoy it and I appreciate that you tried.

      I cannot agree more.

      As a teacher of English, I cringe at how English can be torn to pieces by incorrect use while appreciate the beauty of how English is used to express emotions and "paint" masterpieces by ignoring grammar rules.

      I remember a grammarian stating that their work (as grammarians) "study how people use language" and not to tell people how to use language.

      Grammar plays a role in the clarity of communication but where the breaking of a rule extends or builds on this communication, this transgression is not only accepted but also desirable and much appreciated. If grammar were the be-all and end-all of good English, we can then say good-bye to the great works of literature and poetry.

      Having said what I have said, though ... what is a "cup of fur"?

    444. Re:It's like this. by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      Having said what I have said, though ... what is a "cup of fur"?

      It's a reference to this famous piece, hence the saying that surrealism isn't everyone's cup of fur.

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    445. Re:It's like this. by Moodie-1 · · Score: 1

      Stabbing someone with an exclamation point will have no effect. Everyone knows points are dimensionless.

    446. Re:It's like this. by Moodie-1 · · Score: 1

      Your (and a whole lot of others') refusal to use the shift key hurts mine.

      Hurts your what? Your shift key?

    447. Re:It's like this. by Moodie-1 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but you're wrong. "What did you loose?" is not a valid sentence. At least, it's not valid from the standpoint of common usage. I've done puhlenty of reading in my long life and I have never, ever seen this particular phrase used anywhere. Even saying it aloud sounds awkward unless it's followed by a qualifier such as "upon the world?" But you're right, 'lose' and 'loose' are very common mistakes, along with affect/effect, you/your/you're, its/it's and many others. And they're getting more common as society continues backsliding into post-technological laziness and illiteracy. This is just one more indication that the last factor of the Drake equation must be shorter than we humans would like to believe.

    448. Re:It's like this. by findoutmoretoday · · Score: 1

      English's Germanic roots are great.

      Yes, but French saved the numbers, after a last Germanic nineteen, one-twenty got lost.

    449. Re:It's like this. by dave1791 · · Score: 1

      i can write just fine in my utilkilt with no undies

    450. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dey don't think it be like dat, but it do.

    451. Re:It's like this. by Green+Salad · · Score: 1

      Google likes polished releases. Google doesn't want their beta products to behave as if they're beta products. Microsoft is perfectly fine with rushing beta products to market.

    452. Re:It's like this. by the+grace+of+R'hllor · · Score: 1

      I certainly do hope you're alone. If you had been working for me, you wouldn't be working for me.

      (a) Don't obfuscate your own development base. On par with "don't shit in your own bed" for common sense practices.
      (b) Don't insult customers (external OR internal) within the product. Or in writing at all, really. Preferably not orally as well, but there are limits.
      (c) Be semantic wherever practical.

  2. Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by eldavojohn · · Score: 2

    "You shouldn't have disgraced yourself by stooping to trolling your readers with an article about what essentially amounts to using a full blown word processor for a tweet. Albeit an rather long example of one," countered another.

    Yeah he is being right about criticizing the example being an too long one. Why Jack Kerouac's On-the-Road is stream of conscious flowing but my posts, the ones that have the similar validity of writing or of grammar, are the same quality for some reason make you mad while his wins awards? Society has the double standards if we're going to talk about any of.

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    1. Re:Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by therealkevinkretz · · Score: 3, Informative

      You're confusing subjective preferences for style with objective rules for grammar.

      Poor grammar and spelling certainly detract from a a poorly-communicated opinion. Are some people using technology to 'fix' what would otherwise be evidence for educational or literacy shortcomings? Sure. That doesn't make those who aren't using them any more educated or literate.

      I think that people with a poor grasp of grammar and language rules don't recognize or assign as much weight to their absence. Including, judging from your words, you.

    2. Re:Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why Jack Kerouac's On-the-Road is stream of conscious flowing but my posts, the ones that have the similar validity of writing or of grammar, are the same quality for some reason make you mad while his wins awards? Society has the double standards if we're going to talk about any of."

      If this is an example of your grammatical prowess, I rest my case.

    3. Re:Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    4. Re:Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woosh? Please, please, for the love of God, woosh?

      If not, Eldavojohn is not the Droid I was looking for.

    5. Re:Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by WhiteHover · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter if it's easy, there just needs to be lots of FUD.

    6. Re:Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      Proper Spelling and Grammar does have its place. Usually when communicating with a larger group of people, who use proper Spelling and Grammar as a common ground for understanding.

      However I usually get quite annoyed at people who think that Spelling and Grammar effect the quality or correctness of your message.

      But Grammar isn't perfect as well, and it needs to be broken, sometimes. I remember a Hell class with a teacher who was a Grammar Nazi, She had one sentence for a question for a 10 page paper. I read that question over and over for 20 minutes trying to comprehend it, it was grammatically correct, however it was vague, if the teacher was willing to break grammar for that one sentence, the question would be completely clear. I had to redo the paper because I got the question wrong, the teacher scolded me "I spent 45 minutes to make sure that question was grammatically correct, why did you read it that way!" Because while grammatically correct it was vague. Because the question was based on the my views on the characters views, which were.

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    7. Re:Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      "Google's online tools are completely missing these things."

      Spell- and Grammar checkers are not sexy enough for programmers, not to mention that they usually suck in both, so we have to wait until some linguists with too much time on their hands, do one to get credit.

      So guys, get off your ass and make my day^t^t^t Firefox grammar checker for Luxemburgish so that I can troll my local newspapers in style!

    8. Re:Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 2

      It's one of the reasons why Mac OS X rules. The system actually has system-wide spellchecker so it works everywhere. Things like that are missing from Windows and Linux and that's why you need to use apps like Word. Google's online tools are completely missing these things.

      On the other hand, they're universally present in modern browsers - even on mobile devices they're common - so if you're using a browser to type a message, you get spellchecking automatically.

      On the third hand, TFA was about grammar and not spelling. And no OS or browser has integrated grammar checking.

    9. Re:Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Spelling and grammar matter for example, a good fraction of the people who read your post, including a disproportionate number of the more educated ones, probably remember very little of your argument because they were busy trying to figure out your gratuitous capitalization scheme.

    10. Re:Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      And then my phone omits a period....

    11. Re:Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that people with a poor grasp of grammar and language rules don't recognize or assign as much weight to their absence. Including, judging from your words, you.

      You should probably read his other comments.

    12. Re:Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      However I usually get quite annoyed at people who think that Spelling and Grammar effect the quality or correctness of your message.

      Unsurprising, given the quality of your efforts:

      I read that question over and over for 20 minutes trying to comprehend it, it was grammatically correct, however it was vague, if the teacher was willing to break grammar for that one sentence, the question would be completely clear.

      Because the question was based on the my views on the characters views, which were.

      Break grammar by all means, but you should only do it if you know why you're doing it; that requires that you have at least a vague notion of what the rules are in the first place.

      You, it would seem, don't.

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    13. Re:Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by jsmyth · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I think that people with a poor grasp of grammar and language rules don't recognize or assign as much weight to their absence.

      This.

      An otherwise competent writer may still not know when to use "which" vs. "that", why not to use a comma splice, or when precisely to use "whomever", and as a result may not see the value in following those grammatical rules. Someone who knows when to use an apostrophe, when to use "they're", "their" and "there", and when to use "John and me" correctly might consider themselves perfectly competent even without knowing the difference between an em-dash and an en-dash, or when to use a semicolon.

      There arrives a point when one deserves a brand of linguistic competence but may not actually be perfect. Then there is the issue of style guides; When do I use numerals? When do I uppercase the first letter of words in titles? To serial-comma or not to serial-comma? Broken parallelism, anyone?

      What, indeed, is perfection?

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    14. Re:Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by moeinvt · · Score: 2

      "when communicating with a larger group of people, who use proper Spelling and Grammar"

      Where do you encounter large groups of such people? I can certainly grasp the meaning of text with a few spelling and grammatical errors, but such errors are a distraction. For instance, your use of 'effect' in place of 'affect' was like hitting a bump in the road. I know exactly what you're saying, but I can't simply gloss over an error as if it were not there.

      That sucks about your teacher. Do you remember the question?

    15. Re:Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by bertok · · Score: 1

      I can't tell if this is serious or a troll, but I'll bite...

      Proper Spelling and Grammar does have its place.

      Proper spelling and grammar do have their place.

      That's an amazing four errors in the first sentence alone! I get the impression that "jellomizer" deserved that scolding from the English teacher. That, or he's a brilliant troll. You decide!

    16. Re:Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Things like that are not missing from some Linux distros. But Linux makes a distinction between kernel and all the shells (GUI and CLI) that are available that make comparing it with something as simple and limited as Mac OS X rather meaningless.

      We are well past the time when it was possible to make useful comparisons between Macs, Windows, and Linux. Mac and Windows users need to realize this: that Mac and Windows comparisons still make sense but Linux has so outdistanced both of these that it would be like comparing some really fine bicycles to what has transmogrified into a Tron-like motorcycle.

    17. Re:Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      being an too long one

      This was my favorite part.

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    18. Re:Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And no OS or browser has integrated grammar checking.

      As I type this, the Edit menu has Edit -> Spelling and Grammar -> Check Grammar with Spelling. Mac OS X has had this so long that I can’t remember whether it’s been eleven years, or only ten.

      Any Mac OS X application which uses the standard Cocoa application frameworks get spelling and grammar checking for free: it is one of the settable attributes of a text box.

    19. Re:Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Proper Spelling and Grammar does have its place. Usually when communicating with a larger group of people, who use proper Spelling and Grammar as a common ground for understanding.

      However I usually get quite annoyed at people who think that Spelling and Grammar effect the quality or correctness of your message.

      But Grammar isn't perfect as well, and it needs to be broken, sometimes. I remember a Hell class with a teacher who was a Grammar Nazi, She had one sentence for a question for a 10 page paper. I read that question over and over for 20 minutes trying to comprehend it, it was grammatically correct, however it was vague, if the teacher was willing to break grammar for that one sentence, the question would be completely clear. I had to redo the paper because I got the question wrong, the teacher scolded me "I spent 45 minutes to make sure that question was grammatically correct, why did you read it that way!" Because while grammatically correct it was vague. Because the question was based on the my views on the characters views, which were.

      This is a good example of poor prose. Given how poorly written this was, you probably should have paid more attention in Ms. Grammar Nazi's class. Sigh.

    20. Re:Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by therealkevinkretz · · Score: 1

      I didn't say - and dont believe - that anything less that perfection isn't worth reading.

      If you look at the post to which I first replied, you'll see that it's not exactly straddling the line between perfection and just-barely-imperfect. Unless it was intentional and ironic, in which case it's funny - but I'm sure it wasn't.

    21. Re:Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Yes Yes Bla Bla Bla!!! I have heard it a thousands of times. Having a learning disability, means I need to work hard in everything I write just to get it legible. I am sensitive on the issue because I do have to work hard, and then I get a slew of people saying I am lazy, uneducated, or just dumb. While people who know me, outside of the written word, tend to think better of me.

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    22. Re:Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by FitForTheSun · · Score: 1

      I came here to say that as a grammar Nazi I'd love to claim that only dumb people fail at grammar, but the person in my life who has the most egregious grammar is my wife's doctor, who I attest is not dumb. I figure he doesn't give a shit. He makes ladies well, so grammar isn't what motivates him. Still, to me it seems unprofessional. Not only is his grammar poor, but he will DROP IN ALL CAPS in sentences where it isn't appropriate even in email-grammar contexts.

    23. Re:Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you look at the post to which I first replied, you'll see that it's not exactly straddling the line between perfection and just-barely-imperfect. Unless it was intentional and ironic, in which case it's funny - but I'm sure it wasn't.

      So how bad would it have to be for it to be intentional and ironic? Because the rest of his posts seem to have it together.

    24. Re:Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by billyswong · · Score: 1

      It's "break the senetence", not "break the grammar". Writing a super long sentence, even when grammatically correct, is crazy and for legalese only: they earn more money when only they, not us, understand what the law is saying.

      And your teacher's argument is lame. Zero grammar mistakes does not imply zero ambiguity.

    25. Re:Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where do you encounter large groups of such people?

      At an Anglistics conference, I guess.

  3. Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Yes, it does.

    1. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it dont

  4. Grammar, by benito27uk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

    1. Re:Grammar, by Krau+Ming · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Unfortunately, only those who have a reasonable grasp on grammar seem to care.

    2. Re:Grammar, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      The difference between “helping your Uncle Jack, off his horse.” and “helping your uncle jack off his horse”

    3. Re:Grammar, by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Funny

      Indeed, they could care less.

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    4. Re:Grammar, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      True, although I always sort of like the oldy-but-goody of:

      Yesterday I helped my uncle jack off a horse.

      Yesterday I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse.


      See the difference some commas and correct capitalization make? Grammar matters. Spelling matters. I guess this was a long winded way of answering "yes" to the question in the post. At least it matters if you don't want people to think you are a dilhole.

    5. Re:Grammar, by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hate you.

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    6. Re:Grammar, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're the third one with this example, and you're the third one to stick this fucking comma where it shouldn't fucking be.

      You three should just shrivel up and die, you fucking victims of Muphry's law. - See, here's the comma where it should be.

      In your example it makes no fucking sense. It's not an enumeration, neither it is a vocative, a parenthetical nor a separate clause. The only thing that example points out is importance of capitalization.

      Ain't it great, discussing (and modding discussion about) importance of grammar while knowing fuck all about grammar in the first place.

    7. Re:Grammar, by RaceProUK · · Score: 2

      The commas aren't strictly necessary - capitalisation is sufficient to convey meaning in that example.

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    8. Re:Grammar, by mr1911 · · Score: 1

      The commas aren't strictly necessary - capitalisation is sufficient to convey meaning in that example.

      Says the guy who Helps his Uncle Jack off the Horse daily.

      Upper case letters are no substitute for punctuation.

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    9. Re:Grammar, by RaceProUK · · Score: 3, Informative

      In English, capital letters have a grammatical function. They identify proper nouns, which cannot be confused with verbs. No matter how you spin it, capitalising 'Jack' makes it 100% certain that Jack is a person, not an action.

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    10. Re:Grammar, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      We're eating, Grandpa. Now there's a comma you don't want to forget.

    11. Re:Grammar, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grammar checkers might also help when you typo "regards" in your signature:

      Retards,

      Anonymous Coward

    12. Re:Grammar, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a reasonable grasp on grammar. I may not be perfect but I don't make the common mistakes: your/you're, it's/its, etc. In an informal setting I expect little more than proper verb conjugation. However, when I receive a letter from a vendor, the government, or some other formal actor I expect proper grammar throughout.

    13. Re:Grammar, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Problem to this is that people often neglect using commas. So even if Jack was written without a capital J ('jack') you still can't know for sure what the author meant.

    14. Re:Grammar, by mr1911 · · Score: 1

      No matter how you spin it, capitalising 'Jack' makes it 100% certain that Jack is a person, not an action.

      There are very few things in life that are 100% certain. If the writer cannot use punctuation properly there is no certainty they can use the capitalization correctly.

      It was stated well in an earlier comment that the importance of grammar is up to the reader. I am interviewing an engineering candidate later today and part of the interview is to provide a writing sample. So, is grammar important? Only if he wants the job.

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      Any offense taken to this post is at your sole discretion.
    15. Re:Grammar, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same thing, for all intensive porpoises.

    16. Re:Grammar, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In English, capital letters have a grammatical function. They identify proper nouns, which cannot be confused with verbs. No matter how you spin it, capitalising 'Jack' makes it 100% certain that Jack is a person, not an action.

      If you've noticed how many People put Capital Letters in their Sentences where there shouldn't be ones, you wouldn't be so sure...

    17. Re:Grammar, by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      Maybe they secretly want to be German... :)

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    18. Re:Grammar, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Upper case letters are no substitute for punctuation.

      Neither is incorrect punctuation a substitute for punctuation. “Helping your Uncle Jack, off his horse.” isn't correctly punctuated whatever the intended meaning. If you absolutely insisted on using commas it would have to be “Helping your Uncle, Jack, off his horse.”

      But the commas are unnecessary.

    19. Re:Grammar, by mr1911 · · Score: 1

      But the commas are unnecessary.

      The commas are only unnecessary if you ignore proper grammar.

      "Helping your Uncle Jack off his horse." and
      "Helping your Uncle, Jack, off his horse." are not the same thing.

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    20. Re:Grammar, by Evtim · · Score: 1

      No. In fact it's exactly the people that know their shit that are the problem.

      You see, it turns out we can trace the origin of the word "science" way back and it comes from. . . shit. I'm not joking! It's described in the book Etymologicon (highly recommended). If i remember correctly the story goes like this.

      First, the word meant "to separate something from something else" and was used as a verb "to shit" (in the so called proto Indo-European language). Later, the Romans decided that if you can separate one thing from another then you know those things so they started to use the word to mean "know". By that time the pronunciation was the already familiar "scien(ta)".

      Thus, the author concludes the expression "I don't give a shit" is etymologically correct plus saying someone knows their shit just means they are scientists. So they have poor grammar as per definition. QED.

    21. Re:Grammar, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are not same thing grammatically, but they have same meaning. Neverthless, they are both correct, so do go away. What's incorrect about calling your uncle, Jack, "Uncle Jack"? By the way, that random Capitalization of Uncle in your commaful example _is_ bad grammar.

      The only thing worse than a grammar nazi is an incompetent grammar nazi.

    22. Re:Grammar, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are the same thing. Your uncle, Jack, and your Uncle Jack are the same person. The only difference is that the first example doesn't require the word uncle to be capitalised.

    23. Re:Grammar, by strikethree · · Score: 1

      This will really get your knickers in a twist. I say, "I could care less" and have it mean even worse than, "I couldn't care less.", but it requires a bit of thought and understanding to comprehend:

      I could care less but I do not... but only because it is not on my radar at all. It has not even reached the level of judging whether or not I should care.

      Yeah, I only use it with friends who understand or with anal retentive people to piss them off.

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    24. Re:Grammar, by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      But what if you're speaking? How do you pronounce upper-case letters differently from lower-case letters? The commas indicate that the speaker should make a slight pause.

    25. Re:Grammar, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Muphry's law

      Sigh.....

    26. Re:Grammar, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference between âoehelping your Uncle Jack, off his horse.â and âoehelping your uncle jack off his horseâ

      Now that the horse in question has been offed, can we stop beating it? :)

    27. Re:Grammar, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When we are speaking, we have that thing called "intonation". "(I helped my uncle Jack)[rising tone] (off a horse)[falling tone]" vs "(I helped my uncle)[rising] (jack off a horse)[falling]"

      We also have things like gestures and body language, but I'll leave their application to this example to you.

    28. Re:Grammar, by arth1 · · Score: 1

      If you've noticed how many People put Capital Letters in their Sentences where there shouldn't be ones, you wouldn't be so sure...

      Yes, but they Do not Put capital letters in their sentences where there shouldn't Be ones because they Are verbs.

      In the case of "Jack off", you can safely assume that Jack is a noun.

    29. Re:Grammar, by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      You shouldn't of said that.

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    30. Re:Grammar, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jack off!

      ("off" is the verb phrase)

    31. Re:Grammar, by mangobrain · · Score: 1

      What *I* want to know is what the poor horse did wrong in all this. Why are they helping Uncle Jack to off the poor beast?

    32. Re:Grammar, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually quotes would be the indicator of choice in the original example.

    33. Re:Grammar, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who's "Muphrey", and is his law anything like Murphy's? :)

      (that comma can be inside the quotes or outside; it's only important to be consistent)

  5. Grammar is Extremely Important! by El+Fantasmo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let's eat Grandma!

    or

    Let's eat, Grandma!

    Yes, grammar is still very important.

    1. Re:Grammar is Extremely Important! by majid_aldo · · Score: 1

      that looks like punctuation. how would you express that difference in speech?

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    2. Re:Grammar is Extremely Important! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      With a pause, moran.

    3. Re:Grammar is Extremely Important! by bruce_the_loon · · Score: 1

      It's "morOn", you tweet.

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    4. Re:Grammar is Extremely Important! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      get a brain moran

    5. Re:Grammar is Extremely Important! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, how very true.

      One has to wonder if you want an oral sex gang bang with Grandma or you're inviting her out to dinner.

    6. Re:Grammar is Extremely Important! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did you know his name was Moran, moron?

    7. Re:Grammar is Extremely Important! by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Whoosh!

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    8. Re:Grammar is Extremely Important! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/n/U/moran.jpg

    9. Re:Grammar is Extremely Important! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's eat Grandma!

      Only if you're in Florida, and on a "bath salts" binge.

    10. Re:Grammar is Extremely Important! by cvtan · · Score: 2
      How about this old example?

      "Pardon. Impossible to be sent to Siberia."

      "Pardon impossible. To be sent to Siberia."

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    11. Re:Grammar is Extremely Important! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With a pause, moran.

      As a constituent of Rep. James Moran, I resent that remark.

    12. Re:Grammar is Extremely Important! by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      Whoosh!

      Don't you mean "Whoosh!!" ?!

    13. Re:Grammar is Extremely Important! by nine-times · · Score: 1

      In writing the question, the OP answered it. He didn't write "Grammar Does Matter Anymore?" or "Matter grammar anymore does?"

    14. Re:Grammar is Extremely Important! by defaria · · Score: 1

      I don't know - Grandma was pretty tasty! :-)

    15. Re:Grammar is Extremely Important! by bruce_the_loon · · Score: 1

      I acknowledge your image and assert my comment still stands.

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    16. Re:Grammar is Extremely Important! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Erm... I was thinking more about cannibalistic behaviour in the first one, rather than a sexual one.

    17. Re:Grammar is Extremely Important! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fark is that way. Keep your fark memes over there.

    18. Re:Grammar is Extremely Important! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You used "tweet" as an insult?

      You either fucked up the word twat, or you are a genius.

      Either way, I'm stealing it.

    19. Re:Grammar is Extremely Important! by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      Yep. I myself are a good example from this. I do not comment much as I would like on Slashdot because English is not my native language, and the Google translator is is a complete junk to understand even superficially the grammar of Brazilian Portuguese. And so he goes totally lost when trying to translate into English. It generates sentences completely meaningless.

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    20. Re:Grammar is Extremely Important! by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      As a example, the exact sentence above but in brazilian portuguese. Try to translate from one to another to see the confusion that occurs.

      Uhum. Eu mesmo sou um bom exemplo disso. Eu não comento tanto quanto eu gostaria no Slashdot porque inglês não é a minha linguagem nativa, e o tradutor do Google é um completo lixo para entender mesmo que superficialmente a gramática do português brasileiro. E por isso ele se perde completamente quando tenta traduzir para o Inglês. Ele gera frases completamente sem sentido.

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    21. Re:Grammar is Extremely Important! by FitForTheSun · · Score: 1

      Good one. I'd never heard that. Here's a snopes article which mentions it: http://www.snopes.com/language/mistakes/noprice.asp

    22. Re:Grammar is Extremely Important! by irenaeous · · Score: 1
      This is illuminating. Most of the time, those who read text that exhibits bad grammar or ambiguities and discern the intended meaning by the context. So, if the message was between two people who had arranged a ritual cannibalistic meal where they ingest the remains of their newly departed, then both parties would know that the meaning is an invitation to eat Grandma's remains.

      I am all for good grammar and spelling, but the internet has made common new forms of interaction in the form of text messages. emails and postings like these. Each type of communication is evolving its own set of rules. Older forms of communication such as private speech, public speaking, phone conversations and letters also have a set of rules. We tolerate a lot of error, bad grammar and ambiguity in private conversation because the effort it takes to properly formulate conversation would destroy the immediacy of conversation. Listen to conversations sometime and observe the errors, the "uhs", the "you-knows", and incomplete sentences. Some conversations are nearly incomprehensible to any but the participants who have the advantage of context and shared experience to resolve ambiguities. Formal written letters or public speeches are held to a much higher standard. More people will receive these communications, so accurate grammar and language is important. But these forms of communication are less immediate and less personal. More effort is put into these more formal forms of communication.

      The new forms of communication seem to me to fall between the lax standards of private speech and the strict formal standards of formal letter writing or published articles. For example I find that most text messages are normally intended to be quick and informal forms of communication. Various abbreviations (like "k" for Okay) are created to facilitate fast low-effort communication, and poor grammar in this setting is tolerated in exchange for the low level of effort to facilitate the speed and convenience of texting. Internet postings and emails require a higher standard that texting, but these also are intended to be created and viewed and discarded relatively quickly. (This post for example, won't be read much because I am posting in the afternoon from the west coast of the USA after 600+ other comments have been posted. This entry and all of the comments are already history for most /. readers.) As such they are not normally held to the same standard as we would expect from more formal forms of communication. The one exception is the rhetorical flaming of the grammar in order to score rhetorical points against someone with whom you disagree.

      So, while I think we should always encourage good writing and grammar, I think less rigid standards are acceptable in some of these newer modes of communication depending on the need for immediacy instead of accuracy.

    23. Re:Grammar is Extremely Important! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you are still a zombie but you were so excited by the prospect of a meal that you paused for a moment when speaking.

  6. Yes by werewolf1031 · · Score: 1

    It does.

    1. Re:Yes by rasmusbr · · Score: 1

      Who does it matter for?

    2. Re:yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It aint no double negative not to.

    3. Re:Yes by El+Fantasmo · · Score: 1

      I think you meant, "For what does it matter?" You shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition.

    4. Re:Yes by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      "For whom"?

    5. Re:Yes by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      I think you meant, "For what does it matter?" You shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition.

      That is a grammar rule up with which one should not put.

    6. Re:yes by nurbles · · Score: 1

      Yes it don't matter to anyone not looking to never make any conversation.

      I don't know about that. I went out to breakfast yesterday and could hear the two cooks conversing. However, I didn't recognize a single complete sentence and was forced to struggle with the pronunciations of many of the words in order to comprehend them. When they spoke with a waitress or the manager, their words and sentences were much clearer and seemed more meaningful, but with each other they had some sort of linguistic shorthand that they used for their own conversations. I believe that grammar is far less important in conversation than it is in correspondence (and to me that includes pointless crap like tweeting, too.)

    7. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who does it matter for, asshole.

    8. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you meant, "For what does it matter?" You shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition.

      To quote Winnie Churchill: "This is the sort of nonsense up with which I will not put."

    9. Re:Yes by dwye · · Score: 1

      Better, use the Churchillian ", stupid!" to append to the sentence.

    10. Re:Yes by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      With all due respect to Churchill, that is a grammar rule which one should not tolerate.

    11. Re:Yes by gottabeme · · Score: 1

      Says who? Strunk and White? That's full of arbitrary rules dreamed up to sell the book itself. Whether one chooses to follow them is not a matter of correctness.

      I'm very much in favor of thoughtful, clear written communication that uses good grammar, but some of the issues considered to be grammatical problems are merely matters of preference. Humans are often rather self-important and think their preferences are the correct ones.

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  7. Of course it matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why advertise sloppiness?

    1. Re:Of course it matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Like"

    2. Re:Of course it matters by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      Why advertise sloppiness?

      People mite not trulie appreciate your sloppyness if you dont advertise it.

  8. Middle POST! by ae1294 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Grammer is meaning less. All your bases are belonging to US now...

    1. Re:Middle POST! by khr · · Score: 1

      Grammer is meaning less.

      Yes, in fact... By using proper grammer you can often reduce ambiguity so what you write means what you intend it to mean, and not too much more.

    2. Re:Middle POST! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... but who actually still plays baseball ??

  9. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... by which I mean "Yes" for all of you unfortunate enough not able to read my mind.

    1. Re:No by fph+il+quozientatore · · Score: 5, Funny

      [title: No] ... by which I mean "Yes" for all of you unfortunate enough not able to read my mind.

      Oh, look, there's a girl on Slashdot.

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    2. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go back to prison, rapist!

    3. Re:No by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1

      And they all under the veil of Anonymous Coward.

    4. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, look, there's a girl on Slashdot.

      Grow up.

    5. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not funny at all.
      Another "girl" on /.

  10. yes by LordKaT · · Score: 2

    Yes it don't matter to anyone not looking to never make any conversation.

  11. First things first... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Muphry's Law

    Personally I believe proper grammar to be very important, as it's the only way to be absolutely clear as to what the original person intended to say. For instance, this humorous example of why capitalisation is important:

    I went to the family farm, and while there helped my uncle Jack off a horse.

    Now drop the capital "J".

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    1. Re:First things first... by CanadianRealist · · Score: 4, Funny

      Now drop the capital "J".

      I went to the family farm, and while there helped my uncle ack off a horse.

      Yes, grammar does matter. So does saying what you actually mean to say. Like change the "J" to lower case.

    2. Re:First things first... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 3, Informative

      This discussion is about grammar. Pedantry is three doors down, on the left.

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    3. Re:First things first... by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      As a network engineer once said, to ACK off a horse is quite a SYN,

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    4. Re:First things first... by Chrisq · · Score: 5, Funny

      This discussion is about grammar. Pedantry is three doors down, on the left.

      Is that my left or your left?

    5. Re:First things first... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      This discussion is about grammar. Pedantry is three doors down, on the left.

      Is that my left or your left?

      No, the left. He's a liberal.

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    6. Re:First things first... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But to FIN off a horse is to put it to RST.

    7. Re:First things first... by findoutmoretoday · · Score: 1

      I went to the family farm, and while there helped my uncle Jack off a horse.

      Is that all there is? The usefulness of grammar seems limited to sentences (five and counting) including uncles and horses ... and nitpicking.

    8. Re:First things first... by jittles · · Score: 1

      Now drop the capital "J".

      I went to the family farm, and while there helped my uncle ack off a horse.

      Yes, grammar does matter. So does saying what you actually mean to say. Like change the "J" to lower case.

      You need to be careful where you stand when you help your uncle Jack off horses. You see, in the moment of excitement, the horse might kick you. So yes, do please be careful!

    9. Re:First things first... by asylumx · · Score: 1

      So your left; his right?

    10. Re:First things first... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This discussion is about grammar. Pedantry is three doors down, on the left.

      Is that my left or your left?

      *clap*
      Very well played, sir.

    11. Re:First things first... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same left that Uncle Jack used to get off the horse. His right was down his pants the whole time.

  12. Does grammar matter? by geek · · Score: 1

    You tell me:

    I helped jack off his donkey.

    vs.

    I helped Jack, off his donkey.

    1. Re:Does grammar matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      So your example to show us that grammar matters is to construct a grammatically incorrect sentence? A comma splice is usually frowned upon in many writing styles, but even if you ignore that the use of a comma splice is only valid for conjoining independent clauses. "off his donkey" is a sentence fragment and not an independent clause.

    2. Re:Does grammar matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I helped jack off his donkey.

      vs.

      I helped Jack, off his donkey.

      The version with the comma makes no sense - a comma almost always separates clauses or sub-clauses which each have a subject (a major exception being as a delimiter in lists). "off his donkey" contains no subject, and hence is syntactically invalid. The actual difference in this example ("I helped Jack off his donkey") is the capitalisation of Jack.

    3. Re:Does grammar matter? by supercrisp · · Score: 3, Informative

      What's with the comma in the second example?

    4. Re:Does grammar matter? by HarrySquatter · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's either trollbait for grammar Nazis or he's a grammar Nazi that fails at grammar. A comma splice, within the English language, is not a universally accepted construct. Some consider it to constitute a run-on sentence and many style guides disallow its usage.

    5. Re:Does grammar matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Author implies that he helped someone named Jack and now he must [take?] off his donkey. Simple, isn't it?

    6. Re:Does grammar matter? by Walterk · · Score: 1

      Isn't it:

      I helped my uncle jack off a donkey.

      vs

      I helped my uncle, Jack, off a donkey.

    7. Re:Does grammar matter? by bruce_the_loon · · Score: 1

      Correct, which is why both sentances mean assisting his uncle Jack to dismount a donkey. What should really be happening is that jack off should be joined with a hyphen or merged to create a new verb, i.e. to jackoff

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    8. Re:Does grammar matter? by HarrySquatter · · Score: 1

      The apposition 'Jack' is valid with or without the comma.

    9. Re:Does grammar matter? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      It should be "I helped my uncle, Jack, off his donkey." yes, it's always irritated me that people fix that example with a single comma.

    10. Re:Does grammar matter? by boarder8925 · · Score: 2

      Exactly. It's capitalization that makes the difference there.

    11. Re:Does grammar matter? by blueg3 · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's not even a comma splice, unless the intended meaning is "I assisted Jack. Now, kill his donkey."

    12. Re:Does grammar matter? by Wain13001 · · Score: 1

      I think he means 'off' as in 'to kill.'

    13. Re:Does grammar matter? by HarrySquatter · · Score: 1

      That's the point. He was joining an independent clause to a dependent clause with a comma which is a grammar fail.

    14. Re:Does grammar matter? by HarrySquatter · · Score: 1

      It doesn't need any commas at all. 'my uncle Jack' is perfectly valid. The real point is the capitalization of the name to set it off as a proper noun redefining the noun 'uncle'.

    15. Re:Does grammar matter? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      True, but that distinction gets lost when you read it aloud. Putting the commas in remind the reader to put in the pauses that make the sentence unambiguous.

    16. Re:Does grammar matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it is a grammar fail. No, it is not a comma splice.

    17. Re:Does grammar matter? by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      I helped Jack off of his donkey. The "of" may make the sentence ungrammatical, but it may also make it clearer.

    18. Re:Does grammar matter? by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      That's the point. He was joining an independent clause to a dependent clause with a comma which is a grammar fail.

      Its a grammar fail, but not -- as suggested upthread -- a comma splice. A comma splice is a run-on formed by connecting an independent clause to another independent clause with a bare comma, rather than either a semi-colon or a comma plus a conjunction.

      E.g.:

      one plus one is two, two plus two is four.

      instead of:

      one plus one is two, and two plus two is four.

      or:

      one plus one is two; two plus two is four.

  13. It does - within limits by 1s44c · · Score: 1

    Grammar matters to the extent that it makes a message clear. However Grammar Nazi's care far too much about this stuff. If I start a sentence with 'and' or split an infinitive it doesn't matter at all unless in so doing I make my message unclear.

    Same with UK/US spellings, people care far too much about a few letters difference that doesn't affect meaning.

    1. Re:It does - within limits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Umm . . . that's "Grammar Nazis," oh Candidate for Apostrophe Abuse.

    2. Re:It does - within limits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if anyone ever pulls you up for splitting an infinitive ask them why a rule for latin grammar would apply to English (correct answer is it doesn't - there's not grammatical rule in English about splitting infinitives! Chaucer did it, Shakespeare did it, do a little research into what George Bernard Shaw thought on that matter).

      Re US/UK spellings, I keep being told this crap that Z is US spelling and S is UK... I learned spelling from the OED (a UK book, obviously) which uses Z is in the -ize/ise ending if the word is of Greek origin and S if it is Latin... seems like a sensible rule to me - which is why I (a Brit) use so called "US spellings" for some things.

      My biggest bugbear, which is common in the west of Scotland where I live, is the apparent inability to know when "is" should be "are" - I really can't see why people don't get this. The most annoying "Americanism" are "lighted" instead of lit (I've seen English authors publish books with "lighted") and the distinction between bring/take which simply shows ignorance in my opinion.

      The worst of the worst is the southern English expression "init" to me this is just laziness.

    3. Re:It does - within limits by u38cg · · Score: 2

      I think those of us who care often make the mistake of banging on about grammer instead of clarity. Grammer is stupid rules about infinitives and prepositions. Clarity is something we can all agree is good. Bad grammer usually lacks clarity, either by being meaningless or by being a roadblock to the reader.

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    4. Re:It does - within limits by swalve · · Score: 1

      is/are: in this particular perversion of language, collective nouns get "are" even though the word is singular. "The Home Office are working on that."

    5. Re:It does - within limits by HarrySquatter · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The English langauge has evolved so much in both grammar and spelling just in the last 300 years that it makes the grammar Nazis look like idiots for trying to proclaim hard and fast rules. English is constantly evolving and always will evolve.

    6. Re:It does - within limits by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      As a non-native speaker: no it bloody well hasn't. Spelling wasn't standardised until about a century ago, and even then using -x- for -ct- was perfectly normal (see e.g. Orwell's essays and columns, where he freely uses 'connexion').

      However grammar has changed little since Early Modern English (i.e. Shakespeare & co). About the only significant features dropped are the familiar form (thee, thou, thine) and the split infinitive that was banned by over-Latinising Victorian scholars.

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    7. Re:It does - within limits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's simply bad grammar. the office is singular, the context is singular. unfortunatbly the west of Scotland it's common to hear things like "the problems is a, b and c"

  14. It does make a difference.... by BarneyRabble · · Score: 1

    If you wrote a message that no one could understand due to your lack of cpmmunications skills, which includes the poor grammar and spelling you would not make it in this world. People rely on well-written, clear sentences that actually make a point, not gibberish.

    1. Re:It does make a difference.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... cpmmunications skills, ...

      I see what you did there!

  15. Meta-irony? by Ygorl · · Score: 2

    Reading comments by internet posters about a story discussing bad grammar on the internet is truly delightful, from a certain point of view!

    1. Re:Meta-irony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... truly delightful, from a certain point of view!

      Masochism?

  16. Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My dear, grammar always matters.

  17. Yes, it does matter. by wbr1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Just like size matters, it depends on the context.
    Some good examples:
    "Highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector."
    "My interests include: cooking dogs, reading, poetry, fishing and music."
    "Goats cheese salad ingredients: lettuce, tomato, goats, cheese"
    "Butcher's sign: Try our sausages. None like them."
    Of course there is always engrish.

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    1. Re:Yes, it does matter. by arth1 · · Score: 2

      "Butcher's sign: Try our sausages. None like them."

      I liked the butcher who had "You can't beat our meat!" on his van.

    2. Re:Yes, it does matter. by causeur · · Score: 1

      ... "Butcher's sign: Try our sausages. None like them." .

      "Butcher's sign: Try our sausages. None likes them." There, one fixed.

    3. Re:Yes, it does matter. by andrewbaldwin · · Score: 2

      Or the chemist [pharmacist] who said

      "We dispense with accuracy"

      I know this is a matter of semantics rather than grammar.

    4. Re:Yes, it does matter. by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      There was butcher shop that sold hats with the same slogan in my home town.

    5. Re:Yes, it does matter. by commodore73 · · Score: 1

      I shot a man walking down the street.

    6. Re:Yes, it does matter. by kermidge · · Score: 1

      Would "We dispense accurately." fix it? Then it's a matter of grammar, no?

  18. Does making any effort with anything matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

    1. Re:Does making any effort with anything matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      n/t

      Thank you for your nihilistic view. I guess I shouldn't have bothered though, huh?

  19. Of course it does by FunkyLich · · Score: 2

    Grammar does matter.

    It shows quite a lot in general about the writer of any message. Good grammar put into something written shows also the clarity of the idea that needs to be conveyed by the written piece. You can possibly understand that "Me now go home it now is very late" really means "I have to go home now as it is very late for me", but if I saw any of the two on a CV for employee selection, I would definitely consider the later one first.

    In japan the importance of language education is on yet another higher level. They use 3 different alphabets there, hiragana, katagana and kanji. The exact same pasage can be written by using hiragana and katagana alone, but also by using all three. The more kanji you throw in, the more it is considered that you are well learned and educated, the more everyone will grant you respect-points.

    It is not a matter of feeding your written piece to a spell checker or grammar corrector. This is what this process has succumbed to. The importance of grammar is really what you put into written pieces immediately as you think about it. Correcting yourself with those is always a good thing, but relying on those to fix and covers errors which you know you have in your written piece, that's what will keep you going in the short term of course, but sooner or later your inability to articulate will be discovered. That moment is usually not a very comfortable one.

  20. Not it may yes matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Not flying happy grammar discuss message deliver clear structure understand.

    (NOte: this is not off topic. It's an example of terribly bad grammar. Does it not matter?)

  21. A grammar nazi rally post? by Hentes · · Score: 1

    Article is a trollfeed.

    1. Re:A grammar nazi rally post? by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      Article is a trollfeed.

      Trollfeed is a non-standard compound. Troll-feed is a mass noun. You also missed the definite article. You mean "The article is troll-feed".

  22. ....it does not evolve as fast it should by martiniturbide · · Score: 2

    I really think that grammar is important. But from what I have noticed in my native language (Spanish), there is also a "non-evolution" of it. Sure, new words are included every day, but there is not evolution to try to make the language and written communication easier. I was hoping someday that the "v" will be deprecated and all words starts using only "b" :)

    1. Re:....it does not evolve as fast it should by sempir · · Score: 0

      I was hoping someday that the "v" will be deprecated and all words starts using only "b" :)

      That should seriously piss off the people living in Valencia... Balencia just doesn't sound balanced enough.

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  23. Clarity trumps grammar by Dr.+Crash · · Score: 2

    Grammar is just an aid to clarity- when the two conflict, geek rule is that clarity trumps grammar.

    For example, consider the old format:

        Helen asked "How do you plan to do that"?

    versus the newer:

        Helen asked "How do you plan to do that?".

    The first form, although "grammatically correct" according to S&W, is ambiguous - did the speaker state that Helen asked a question, or ask if Helen did so? The second form is unabiguous; the speaker states that Helen asked a question.

    1. Re:Clarity trumps grammar by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      It's not ambiguous if you have any context. Nor is it ambiguous if you unambiguously form your sentences - you have omitted both a reference to the speaker as well as use a pronoun without any identification of the person to whom the pronoun refers. Writing as you speak or think may not always be the most effective way to communicate in writing. Grammar will add clarity in almost all situations. Context will add additional clarity if needed.

      I will never claim to hold any special affinity for the finer points of grammar, but I find the complete disdain for grammar in modern communications annoying as it more often reduces rather than enhances clarity.

      And, for the record, I believe the correct grammar for the sentence is
          Helen asked "How do you plan to do that?"
      where the punctuation occurs within the closing quote mark. As always, there's a reasonable chance I'm wrong - I know more rules than exceptions.

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    2. Re:Clarity trumps grammar by vlm · · Score: 1

      It's not ambiguous if you have any context. Nor is it ambiguous if you unambiguously form your sentences - you have omitted both a reference to the speaker as well as use a pronoun without any identification of the person to whom the pronoun refers. Writing as you speak or think may not always be the most effective way to communicate in writing. Grammar will add clarity in almost all situations. Context will add additional clarity if needed.

      Short version of above is think plagiarism and perjury not pretty when deciding what goes in the quotes. Assuming Helen verbally asked a question, would you be comfortable defending a academic plagiarism charge or law court perjury charge WRT to a direct quote that she asked a question? If you'd take a bullet to demand she spoke a question, put the ? in with the rest of her quote. "making it look pretty" or "I prefer the typography" or "tradition" is pretty weak defense vs academic plagiarism charge or perjury charge.

      This is also why as a special case in CS/IT or technical fields in general multiple reserved words have a 's to show pluralization. I don't care about possessive-ness I care that the singular is absolutely crystal clear to all readers. "The else's in your code need proper error handling messages" is correct because the language reserved word is an utterly unambiguous "else" not "elses" or "elsii" or "els" or whatever.

      The general rule for the two above examples is real world requirements should always trump traditional rules and subjective attractiveness.

      --
      "Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
    3. Re:Clarity trumps grammar by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

      For example, consider the old format:

      Helen asked "How do you plan to do that"?

      versus the newer:

      Helen asked "How do you plan to do that?".

      Your "old format" is, and always was, incorrect.

      The punctuation has always belonged within the quotation marks.

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    4. Re:Clarity trumps grammar by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      The "old format" should have the question mark inside the quotes and should have a comma.

    5. Re:Clarity trumps grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could you not instead say "The else keywords in your code need proper error handling messages"

      That way you don't have a stupid pointless apostrophe

    6. Re:Clarity trumps grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I have no idea exactly where that question mark is supposed to go, I'm reasonably sure that you BOTH managed to miss a comma while you were talking about the question mark:

      Helen asked, "How do you plan to do that?"

    7. Re:Clarity trumps grammar by vlm · · Score: 1

      ... stupid pointless apostrophe

      That would work. But why live scared of apostrophes?

      Oh wait I meant to write:

      That would work. But why live scared of apostrophese's?

      (Sorry had to do it; here I'll use one correctly to restore the balance of The Force:)

      Life's too short to live in fear.

      --
      "Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
    8. Re:Clarity trumps grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The punctuation has always belonged within the quotation marks.

      When using /usr/bin/vi as your editor, you delete a single line of text by typing "dd." When using /usr/bin/vi as your editor, you delete a single line of text by typing "dd".

      Sometimes in technology, you have to say "Fuck the style guide."

  24. No, really, it doesn't - trust me by argStyopa · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you believe that it's ok to use tweetspeak and such in emails and electronic communication for business, etc. - then please, be my guest.

    I sincerely doubt that any amount of persuasion from me is going to convince the people who already do this to change their habits. On the contrary, I invite people to use WHATEVER language they feel is appropriate in their communications with management, coworkers, and customers.

    When I get your email, I'll treat you with the respect and professionalism it appears to deserve, and I look forward to watching your progress in the workplace/marketplace.

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  25. so liek.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  26. In short, yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I read a message, email, document, etc. I am unconsciously evaluating the spelling and grammar of the document to determine quality of the message. If the content were important then the author would have paid more attention when composing it. If the author does not feel like it deserves their full attention when writing it, then why should I give it my full attention when reading it.

    - anon

    1. Re:In short, yes. by kyrio · · Score: 1

      When I read text, I am evaluating the spelling and grammar of the text, subconsciously determining the quality of the message. If the content was important, the author would have paid more attention while composing the text. If, while composing the text, the author does not feel it deserves his full attention, why should the text be given my full attention?

      Does anyone else have something to add?

  27. The important thing is being understood. by wcrowe · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Grammar may not be all that important in informal communication, so long as one's message can be understood. There is an accounting manager where I work who has terrible grammar. He also sprinkles his emails with business buzzwords. Consequently, I can never make heads or tails out of what he is trying to convey in his emails, and always have to schedule a face-to-face meeting with him to figure it out.

    On the other hand, there are some people I work with who, though they have poor grammar, are still able to make their needs clear. Their grammar gaffes are forgivable because they can still make themselves understood.

     

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    1. Re:The important thing is being understood. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have the same problem with some of my PC repair clients. Most of them will send me an email before calling or dropping by to make sure it's something that actually needs more than a couple clicks to fix. Out of the 10 or so that send me emails, I can only ever figure out 2 of their messages. Spelling is almost a non-issue since most browsers have a half-decent spell-check built in now, grammar on the other hand is a killer. It's not like you need to fully understand grammar, just enough to clarify parts of your message that are ambiguous in nature.

    2. Re:The important thing is being understood. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grammar may not be all that important in informal communication, so long as one's message can be understood. There is an accounting manager where I work who has terrible grammar. He also sprinkles his emails with business buzzwords. Consequently, I can never make heads or tails out of what he is trying to convey in his emails, and always have to schedule a face-to-face meeting with him to figure it out.

      On the other hand, there are some people I work with who, though they have poor grammar, are still able to make their needs clear. Their grammar gaffes are forgivable because they can still make themselves understood.

      Even those who manage to make themselves understood still come across as people who are either too lazy, or too stupid, to put together coherent sentences. If you're in a hurry, or typing on a tiny smartphone keyboard, that's one thing, but if you screw up despite having plenty of time to compose your thoughts, I can't help but make snap judgments about you.

    3. Re:The important thing is being understood. by tru3ntropy · · Score: 1

      Stephen Fry has a good diatribe on grammar that I use against grammar Nazis. He also talks on the importance of formal and informal typography. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7E-aoXLZGY

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  28. Depends by CobaltBlueDW · · Score: 1

    We were told at a young age that grammar is quite important and grammar lessons were drilled into us, which is why we feel the urge to correct other's grammar when we see mistakes. However, grammar is a tool of language, which has the ultimate goal of conveying information. Thus, I'd say grammar is only important so far as it helps convey information. If you can under-stand what I'm saying hear, than grammar is nothing more then a miled annoyance.

    1. Re:Depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All you did was make yourself sound like a full-blown retard, with that last sentence.

  29. In the post-PC era... by KingofGnG · · Score: 1

    ....Grammar does not matter anymore. Who the heck needs a good spelling knowledge when you own the best smartphone/tablet/mobile shit in the world? C'mon....

    1. Re:In the post-PC era... by LourensV · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's not the post-PC era, it's the post written-word era. Yes, Slashdot TV included.

      Language is all about pattern recognition. To use correct spelling and grammar, you have to be able to spot your mistakes. You need to train your mind to do that by reading a lot. Nowadays, rather than reading the newspaper's science section, people watch TED videos on the Internet; rather than reading a book they go watch a movie or play a video game, and rather than reading and writing several page paper letters to their friends, they talk to them on the phone. And so, after all this listening instead of reading, their writing starts to resemble speech.

      To me, it seems that the key problem is not with the lack of proper grammar or formality in communication though. I'm more worried about the underlying issue of a lack of understanding, and a lack of thinking things through properly and precisely. Perhaps that's simply because today's world is so complicated that in many situations a carefully thought out course of action is not going to be much better than "whatever seems right at the moment", but that's scarcely any consolation...

  30. Not Really by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

    This is a good post because last week I pointed out how grammar doesn't really matter any more. Now don't get me wrong, there is a time and a place for proper writing style but in most of the day to day activity we deal with it just doesn't matter.

    For instance if I make some spelling mistakes, use the wrong form of there or to and don't use comma's you'll still understand what I wrote. If what I just mentioned would throw you for such a loop it would make my writing unreadable then the issue isn't the author is the literacy of the reader. Grammar exists to help give hints or clues on how the author intends for his works to be understood, even with out good grammar in 99.999% of all cases you get along just fine as long as they use the common period.

    So this leads to an interesting point, most of communication today is quick one off remarks and tweets and one liners and etc.... Nothing that requires full blown public technical document level standards. To this regard grammar is dead, when it comes into play is when the written work has to matter, such as a big public technical document, until then just write and leave it.

    1. Re:Not Really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's worth doing, it's worth doing properly. If you don't agree, I don't want you near me or anything that has any relation to me.

  31. incorrect use of "anymore" by ClioCJS · · Score: 0

    Anymore and nowadays. Special thanks to Philadelphia (origin of "This car needs cleaned") for slowly spreading the virus of using "anymore" when "nowadays" should be used. It's taking over the country. Ten yrs, you'd never hear a headline like this. It should be "Does grammar even matter nowadays?"

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    1. Re:incorrect use of "anymore" by R.Mo_Robert · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Anymore and nowadays. Special thanks to Philadelphia (origin of "This car needs cleaned") for slowly spreading the virus of using "anymore" when "nowadays" should be used. It's taking over the country. Ten yrs, you'd never hear a headline like this. It should be "Does grammar even matter nowadays?"

      Complete nonsense. The interrogative usage appears to be standard based on its OED entry (1a). What you're thinking of is the fact that "anymore" is generally considered a negative polarity item, which requires an interrogative or negative context to license its use (example: "Clothes are expensive anymore," meaning "...nowadays," acceptable only in certain dialects; compare with "I can't afford clothes anymore," a negative context which should be fine for everyone--except, of course, nutty prescriptivists who recite "rules" that are completely baseless and which they themselves often don't understand).

      Even in the regional or colloquial, non-NPI context there's nothing "wrong" about it--in fact, it appears to be standard in Irish English. For what it's worth, the OED dates this usage back to at least the 1800s--certainly not within the last decade, and not originating in Philadelphia. But most importantly, what is part of the "standard" variety is completely arbitrary (and perhaps even somewhat abstract). There is nothing inherently wrong with the use of "anymore" to mean "nowadays," even if you don't accept it as part of the "standard" variety.

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    2. Re:incorrect use of "anymore" by swalve · · Score: 1

      Anymore is correct in this usage. It means "any longer". Something did happen, and now it doesn't. "You don't need to wash the car anymore, we are getting a new one soon." There is a comparison to the past. The philly usage, on the other hand, is using it to compare with the future, or as a simple time indicator, like in place of "now" or "lately" or "from now on". "You need to start washing your hair anymore." or "Is grammar irrelevant anymore?"

    3. Re:incorrect use of "anymore" by johnw · · Score: 1

      I'd avoid using "anymore" at all. It's a relatively new word (you won't find it in a 30 year old paper dictionary) and it adds nothing because it means exactly the same as the two words "any more" meant before. Compare this with, for instance, "everyday" and "every day". "everyday" is often mis-used, but it does at least have a different meaning from "every day". "He went to visit his mother every day." "He went shopping for everyday provisions." John

    4. Re:incorrect use of "anymore" by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      You know what else you won't find in a 30-year-old paper dictionary? "Ninja." I know this because I tried to play that word in scrabble against my grandmother a while back. Oddly, she knew enough to ask, "You mean like those turtles?" but she refused to believe it was an actual word, and her dictionary failed to back me up.

      Quite possibly the dictionary would actually be pushing 50 these days, now that I think about it, because that may have been a couple of decades ago, and it was old then.

    5. Re:incorrect use of "anymore" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're not gonna take it.

      No, we ain't gonna take it.

      We're not gonna take it, nowadays.

  32. All of your bases now belong to us, good sirs! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    "I's in ur tweets, correctins ur grammers, I mean, I'm in your tweets, correcting your grammar."

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  33. It is real simple... by sudden.zero · · Score: 1

    If it is a blog article, news-paper column, term paper, or anything of semi-importance then yes otherwise it doesn't matter. Come one people let's use some common sense here. Tweets are supposed to be peoples thoughts that they share with everyone via the twitter website. So, do you think in grammatically correct sentences? If not then leave the guy the hell alone! :P

    1. Re:It is real simple... by michael_cain · · Score: 1

      Can you turn your internal grammar checker on and off? Maybe it's because I'm getting to be an old fart, but I can't. And yeah, if I'm thinking in words, I think in grammatically correct sentences, or at least as close as I can come on the fly.

    2. Re:It is real simple... by YttriumOxide · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So, do you think in grammatically correct sentences?

      Actually, I think your rhetorical question actually raises a fairly good point. Most people, writing quickly, will write how they think. I am in fact writing this the exact way that it came in to my head, deliberately trying to ignore any rules of grammar and so on. I'm putting commas where I pause, and just letting the text flow from my brain through my fingers and on to the screen.

      I would contend that this is a common way of writing for many people, and so those who write very poorly do in fact use the same structures in their thoughts. My personal opinion on this is that such people (assuming they're writing their native language) are less mentally capable than those who can form a comprehensible sentence - however harsh that may sound.

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    3. Re:It is real simple... by sudden.zero · · Score: 1

      I think we all come as close to grammatically correct as we can when posting comments, blogging, or whatever the case may be. However, some people choose to be lazy if they feel comfortable with their audience. I'm not the type of person to be a grammar Nazi (those type of people remind me of the "Soup Nazi" episode of Seinfeld) and I guess that is why it doesn't bother me.

    4. Re:It is real simple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The days of good grammar has went. Nuff said.

    5. Re:It is real simple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I myself find the increasingly common perversion of language somewhat irritating, but not nearly as irritating as I find you.

      I would contend that this is a common way of writing for many people, and so those who write very poorly do in fact use the same structures in their thoughts. My personal opinion on this is that such people (assuming they're writing their native language) are less mentally capable than those who can form a comprehensible sentence - however harsh that may sound.

      It's less harsh than it is pedantic and asinine. You assume that "such people" are attempting to produce grammatically correct sentences and failing as a result of stupidity. It's more likely that people who write with reckless disregard for spelling and grammar are putting function over form - prioritizing the actual communication of meaning from themselves to the intended recipient over perfect implementation of linguistic conventions. As you can see, I myself am capable of satisfactory spelling and grammar, and yet I often write in a fashion you would refer to as "poorly" in situations when I have neither the time nor space that Slashdot discussions allow me. Furthermore, I know many perfectly intelligent people whose writing - while readily comprehensible - is far below your self-imposed arbitrary standards. Further still, I have known several idiots who render all their sentences in what you would doubtlessly consider to be "perfect" English - sentences that convey meanings far, far removed from what they were intended to communicate on the rare occasion that they succeed in conveying any meaning at all.

      I suggest that your inability to distinguish between intelligence and your irrational compulsion to think "correctly" marks you as the one who is "less mentally capable." Additionally, your inability to recognize that there are aspects of communication that, depending on circumstance, are more important than strict adherence to arbitrary rules of language reflects a diminished social capability as well.

      I additionally suggest that "omg u tk him 2da bar???" just because I know reading it will make your skin crawl.

  34. oh bugger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm going to have to go through every comment and correct everyone's grammar now?

  35. Yes by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

    Yes it does. We should strive to have proper grammar no matter how unimportant our written work may be. We don't need a slippery slope into a degradation of our grammar. Okay, so maybe I'm a bit of a grammar snob. And I am far from perfect in terms of my grammar. But if you have time to think about what you're going to write, as opposed to having a live conversation, what's the harm in taking a few minutes to make sure it's better than "okay"? Oh, there's also a need to read what you type before hitting submit. It's easier to catch typos that way.

  36. Word doesn't solve the problem by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 1

    I typed the offending sentence into Word, which pointed out that there was a problem with the word "be." I right-clicked the offending word and it suggested "are". So, according to MS Word, the correct sentence should have read: "There also we are some other great keynotes beginning at 10am on the same page."

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    1. Re:Word doesn't solve the problem by squizzar · · Score: 1

      'There also we be some other great keynotes...' doesn't make any sense either.

      Did you put in 'There also will be some other great keynotes...' and then have 'are' suggested as a correction for 'be' or did you not notice your own typo - if so it speaks to the argument for not depending on the tools to tell you what you should already know: the message you are intending to convey.

  37. huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fact that this question is asked on Slashdot - home of the edited but yet unedited website we all used to love - is funny.

  38. Grammar yes, however... by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Grammar checkers can die a miserable death.

    I turned off MS Word's after too many false positives such as eliminating the passive voice - I don't need some bullshit rule telling me my thoughts are invalid.

    1. Re:Grammar yes, however... by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      I have that problem too but I leave it on, because I recognize it as simply highlighting potential issues ("This may be right, just double check this please"). It is helpful in catching the occasional mistake, or if a lot of my sentences are flagged for subjective rules (such as passive voice), I'll consider fixing a few.

    2. Re:Grammar yes, however... by firewrought · · Score: 1

      I turned off MS Word's after too many false positives such as eliminating the passive voice

      I struggle with passive voice myself, especially when writing technical documentation. I have often found it revelatory to force myself to write in the active voice; making yourself name an actor for each "truth" can force hidden preconceptions to the surface and help you think about how things really work. On the other hand, abstractions--especially those that are semi-mathematical in nature--seem to "want" to be expressed in passive form. Sometime active voice clarifies; sometimes it just clutters.

      I don't have a great theory yet (despite thinking about this for many years), but I suspect that every professional can benefit from practicing active voice, even if they don't end up using it in the final draft.

      Active-vs-passive is sort of like the code-vs-data issue in programming. That is, for a particular problem, should you write some procedural code that directly does the job at hand (active voice), or should you take a more declarative approach and express key aspects of the job as raw data (passive voice) that then gets interpreted by a procedural kernel?

      BTW, Word lets you turn off rules individually. For instance, I don't check for contractions.

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  39. Albeit an rather by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Albeit an rather

    Oh Lordy.

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  40. The problem even extends to "journalism". by Norwell+Bob · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As of late I've been noticing and commenting to friends about a growing disregard for spelling, grammar, and proper English as a whole. In school I was taught to never use contractions when writing a "professional" piece; I see that constantly now. I was also taught to avoid "familiar" language and colloquialisms, to spell out any number ten or lower, and things like this. It seems to me that "Tweetspeak" and shorthand common to texting and Facebook messaging are now considered acceptable to journalism editors, particularly online.

    Has this caught anybody else's attention?

    1. Re:The problem even extends to "journalism". by vsync64 · · Score: 1

      As of late I've been noticing and commenting to friends about a growing disregard for spelling, grammar, and proper English as a whole. In school I was taught to never use contractions when writing a "professional" piece; I see that constantly now.

      The problem is that your classes conflated a particular style (not using contractions) with basic rules of quality writing (spelling, grammar, and proper English). As a result, when you complain about the latter, people assume you are talking about the former and write you off as a dinosaur.

      This is an unfortunate consequence of the arrogance of the last generation of English teachers. If, however, you're in fact using the latter to complain about the former, you're part of the problem and not the solution.

      spell out any number ten or lower

      This rule is harmful and it enrages me.

      It seems to me that "Tweetspeak" and shorthand common to texting and Facebook messaging are now considered acceptable to journalism editors, particularly online.

      It seems to be a common problem that people associate rules with media rather than giving any thought to what is necessary or unnecessary (e.g., "I'm not printing this onto a piece of paper, therefore I should misspell things"). Not to mention that while I think of it as a sign of respect for coworkers to write things in a legible manner for them, there sadly seem to be some who think the opposite.

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      TO BUY A NEW CAR WOULD MAKE YOU SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE.
    2. Re:The problem even extends to "journalism". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what's caught my attention, as a history major with an interest in historiolinguistics? People have been bemoaning the death/bastardization of their language since time immemorial. It's a result of the fact that LANGUAGES AND CONVENTIONS CHANGE OVER TIME. People breaking the old rules in a way that makes more sense to them has been a constant, and basically uninterrupted process, throughout all of history, which is why Modern English exists ond we nicht sprechen Anglisc.*
       
      Just relax, and worry more about the sociological impacts of your language choice (will using a vernacular dialect in this context reflect poorly on me?) rather than bewailing variance from some essentialist "pure" form of English which has never really existed.

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      * I don't actually speak Anglisc... but made a lame attempt to make a point.

    3. Re:The problem even extends to "journalism". by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      As of late I've been noticing and commenting to friends about a growing disregard for spelling, grammar, and proper English as a whole.

      And as of late, I've been reading things written by people who in the past would have published almost nothing. Yeah, grammar is awful on Facebook. But 10 years ago, what would the writing outlets have been for those same people? Most of them certainly wouldn't be posting comments to a worldwide forum for everyone to see.

      I don't think that the average person is any less grammatically skilled today than before. To the contrary, I'd bet money that a greater portion of the population can express themselves clearly in writing now than at any time in the past. It's just that the pool of contributors is also much larger now, and it includes a lot of people who aren't very good at it yet.

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    4. Re:The problem even extends to "journalism". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of it has, though I've always felt some of the rules were stupid rules, such as spelling out numbers, or not using contractions. If you have different rules for formal speech or writing, you run the risk of fracturing into 2 languages. Usually it ends up being one for the elite and one for the commoners. For example, I have several cousins who were born in Greece and raised speaking Greek. Most of them moved to the US before the age of 10, but continued to speak Greek in the household. They say that when they are in Greece and watch the news, they can't understand it because it's spoken in essentially a different language. When it gets to that point, you have to wonder why they even bother.

    5. Re:The problem even extends to "journalism". by mangobrain · · Score: 1

      It's caught my attention too. You're not alone. I regularly cringe - or even groan out loud - when reading pieces published online in various places; Slashdot submissions being a frequent source of offence.

    6. Re:The problem even extends to "journalism". by Norwell+Bob · · Score: 1

      First, let me begin by saying wow, that's a low UID you've got there!

      Secondly, perhaps my point was lost a little by virtue of putting it in the subject line (which I personally am often guilty of overlooking). My complaint was mostly about professionally published news articles on "legitimate" news channel websites, not even including editorials. Not only do I see many examples of what I'd been taught to be "incorrect" style for professional writing, but I'm also seeing an increasing number of typos, misspellings, formatting errors, and what looks like generally lazy editing.

      I know this was yesterday's article, so the thread is surely dead by now, but if I happen to run across such an article today, I will come back and like to it.

    7. Re:The problem even extends to "journalism". by Norwell+Bob · · Score: 1

      spell out any number ten or lower

      This rule is harmful and it enrages me.

      I really need you to explain this.

    8. Re:The problem even extends to "journalism". by gottabeme · · Score: 1

      You may be right. Confirmation bias may be part of the issue.

      However, in my opinion, I think your average first-world citizen has come to value good grammar and spelling less than was the case before the Internet became so widely used. It used to be that children would do most of their writing in school, where a teacher graded it and corrected mistakes.

      Now children, teens, and even young adults, output more words into emails, comments, and text messages than in graded assignments, and their uncorrected, bad habits even blend over into the academic ones. They value quantity over quality; thoughtfulness and correctness aren't as important as expressing oneself as quickly as possible. It takes too much effort to spell "you" or "are," or to hit Shift, or type a period--certainly too much to search Google for an answer rather than posting a comment and waiting for someone else to run the search for them.

      This is both a positive and a negative of the Internet: it gives equal time to both the greatest and lowest common denominators.

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  41. The letter I by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have noticed a lot of people refer to themselves as 'i' rather than 'I' lately, the only time they seem to capitalise the letter I is at the start of a sentence but not in the middle. Grammar is dead, get over it.

  42. Brain bandwidth by goodmanj · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Bear with me if this seems offtopic at first: Reading and writing are powerful not just because they store things permanently, but because they amplify the speed of communication. I can read five times faster than I can listen to someone talk. (This is one reason why video blogs, Youtube howtos, and other videos which are nothing but people talking are so annoying: it's frustrating to wait for someone to flap their mouthparts to make ideas come out, when I could get those same ideas much faster if they'd written them down.)

    So reading is like a high-speed downlink to the brain. BUT, it only works if the author has taken the time to spell and use grammar properly. I can still read badly-written text, but puzzling it out slows me down, to the speed someone can talk, or worse. There's a tradeoff here: it takes a little more time for someone to write something down, and write it properly. But that pays dividends each time someone reads it, and with the exception of PhD theses, anything worth reading is read by multiple people. So if you make a video message instead of writing, or you don't take the time to write properly, what you're telling me is that your time is more valuable than mine. So don't be surprised if I'm insulted at your arrogance.

    We seem to be heading toward a postliterate society. I have no problem with losing the art of writing per se: the problem is that by losing *reading*, we lose the single biggest accelerator of human thought ever invented. You've heard of the "last mile" problem: this is the "last two feet" problem. In a world where data flows through wires faster and faster, the last hop from screen to brain is getting slower and slower as we lose the art of writing well.

    Now, all of this is only true if everyone reads faster than they can listen to someone talk. Sadly, that's not the case. The problems of a postliterate society are invisible to people who aren't all that literate to begin with.

    1. Re:Brain bandwidth by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Utterly off-topic, but applicable to your post: I always thought I had a good reading speed, but it seems not. You say you can read 5x as fast as someone talking to you, whereas I read as though I'm reading aloud to myself, and at that speed. How is it that you learned to read in a different manner?

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    2. Re:Brain bandwidth by Bigby · · Score: 1

      I wish I could read even 2x faster than I can listen to someone flapping their mouthparts. It is more like 1x for me. I have no idea how someone could read and interpret what they are reading so fast. In fact, I find more grammar mistakes coming from writings of fast readers than slow readers. It seems to me that fast readers skip over the details. Though I could be wrong about that assertion. Maybe the reading speed is a major difference between visual and non-visual learners. I am mathematically and scientifically astute and wish Youtube existed when I was going through school.

    3. Re:Brain bandwidth by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      I wish I could mod you to +8 million.
      Frankly, I'm saving your post, it's the most insightful thing I've read in a week.

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    4. Re:Brain bandwidth by jbmugwump · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I agree.

      When I read something poorly written, whether it's grammar, spelling, or just unclear communication, I question the literacy of the writer. To me, it's an indicator of their intelligence and education, or the lack therof. They just don't know any better - they're ignorant.

      We seem to be returning to an earlier time where spelling and grammar were personal preferences or guesses. Try reading original text from the 18th century and you will notice wildly different spellings of common words. The industrial revolution brought education to many people who would not have had the opportunity in the past. Once, a good education was a status symbol and you demonstrated it with your writing and speech.

      English is a particularly difficult language to write. It masquerades as phonetic, but there are many possible spellings for the same sounds. , An example is the word 'ghoti', which is pronounced as "fish": The gh as in enough, the o as in women, and the ti as in nation.

      Once there were classes devoted to spelling, grammar, and composition, and the teachers corrected errors. These days many of our teachers can not recognize the errors, let alone correct them.

      I think a contributor to the spelling issue is our changed pronunciation. We no longer enunciate clearly. If there is no difference between "are" and "our" when we say it, then the sentence "are work is guaranteed" makes sense to the writer.

      For me, the saddest part is what we read and see in the media. Spelling and grammar mistakes abound in print. Poor pronunciation, awkward phrasing and mixed metaphors are common in radio and television programs. If our parents, teachers, peers and the media all give us incorrect examples, how can we learn?

      The answer is that we don't learn. We use our spelling and grammar checking software and just rely on the answers it gives us because we assume it's right; we don't know for sure.

      It's not just spelling and grammar either. Other basic skills like arithmetic are also in decline. A cashier once gave me $94 in change from a $10 bill because that's what the cash register told her to do - she didn't know any better. She didn't realize there was a mistake, so it didn't occur to her to check if she had mistakenly put in 100 instead of 10.

      Spelling and grammar checkers are tools. Calculators are tools. Hammers are tools. If we don't know how to control a hammer, and just let it fall, we hit our thumbs and it hurts. If we don't know how to control our software we hurt ourselves and others with our mistakes.

    5. Re:Brain bandwidth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well put. No one reads PhD theses, because they are not worth reading.

    6. Re:Brain bandwidth by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      I can read five times faster than I can listen to someone talk.

      Can? Maybe, although I doubt your comprehension is anywhere near what it would be at 2x or slower, and even if it is, that isn't true for the vast majority of people, so expecting everyone to write, and give up important things like tone, semi-subconscious markers like vocal fry, intentional markers like body language, and other supplementary information, just because it's your preferred form of communication, is the picture of the arrogance you accuse others of. So is assuming that nobody's time never really is more valuable than yours, or even assuming that that's actually what somebody is saying when they make a video or have a poor command of grammar.

      And why do you think that anything worth reading is going to be read by multiple people is some kind of advantage over recorded video, or audio? Do you really think that the rate at which we consume information is any sort of limiter on how intelligent our society is? Do you really think this indicates that the author is somehow contemptuous of the value of our time, or that it could be better explained through text?

      I'm not saying that proper grammar and written works don't have their places, but when you write diatribes like this it sounds as if you'd like to eliminate every other form of communication. To those of us who actually connect with other people, it makes you sound positively inhuman.

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    7. Re:Brain bandwidth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But my time is more important than yours. I'm sure most everyone reciprocates the notion.

    8. Re:Brain bandwidth by goodmanj · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What I posted above is a modified excerpt of a longer essay I wrote a few weeks ago. To keep things to Slashdot attention spans, I left out the paragraph where I said that video is great when it's more than just speaking to camera. If your goal is to communicate how a machine moves, or the pattern of sunlight through tree leaves, or the ironic quirk of an eyebrow, then absolutely use video. But if your goal is to communicate words, take the time to write, and write well.

      And why do you think that anything worth reading is going to be read by multiple people is some kind of advantage over recorded video, or audio?

      It's not. The point is that the extra time taken to write and write well is worthwhile because the time saved by reading is multiplied by many readers. If an idea were only written and read once, it'd be a wash.

      Do you really think that the rate at which we consume information is any sort of limiter on how intelligent our society is?

      "Intelligent", maybe maybe not. "Educated", yes. We've all got a fixed amount of time to learn things, and the faster we can do it the more we can learn, and the more time we can spend putting that knowledge to work.

      Do you really think this indicates that the author is somehow contemptuous of the value of our time, or that it could be better explained through text?

      Not all ideas are best explained through text. But if you choose to use words, take the time to craft them into legible text. If you don't care about communicating your ideas enough to do so, why should I care about them enough to read them?

      when you write diatribes like this it sounds as if you'd like to eliminate every other form of communication.

      You're reading far more than what I've written.

    9. Re:Brain bandwidth by goodmanj · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How is it that you learned to read in a different manner?

      Practice. I read at least a book a week between the ages of 5 and 21. Now I read even more, but more online text and fewer books. I should mention that my wife reads faster than I do: for her, a 400-page novel is a couple of hours' distraction. (And don't say she's skimming rather than reading, she's not. I've quizzed her on details to make sure.)

      Once upon a time, this wasn't unusual. Literacy is more than just knowing how to read, just like playing basketball is more than knowing the rules of the game.

    10. Re:Brain bandwidth by jittles · · Score: 1

      You must be from the Southeastern United States. Just learn to talk a little faster and you'll increase your reading speed. ;-) I kid I kid. I find that my brain can move much faster than I can express myself in words. It is definitely much faster to read than to listen to someone talk. I just wish I could read as fast as the GP.

    11. Re:Brain bandwidth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Look up "speed reading" which as I understand it is basically what it is called when you read without thinking the sounds as you read. I believe there are some methods to teach yourself to do it. (I somehow never learned to read the other way... which means I have a lot of trouble reading "in dialect" sections of books where stuff is spelled "phonetically".)

    12. Re:Brain bandwidth by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, I was projecting a bit, wasn't I? To be fair to me though, the concession that some things are better explained through other means is a fairly important one to leave out for brevity's sake, and given the rest of your comment's apparent position that text communication is the ultimate form of communication (which I believe is true only for specific cases, and I disagree with strongly otherwise), I don't think my leap was entirely unreasonable.

      I also take issue with the assertion that speed of consuming information is a limiter on education. The vast majority of the time is spent on digesting the information, not getting it into your head in the first place. And the thing that has the largest effect on the time it takes to digest (e.g. truly understand) information is the amount of context you can place that new information into, the end result being that the major factor in how fast you become educated is how educated you already are. And given that we spend such a small amount of time actually educating ourselves compared to how much time we have, motivation to devote more time to education is, for those of us with access to nearly unlimited sources, easily the other most important factor. Speed of consumption is just so far down on the list that it's nearly irrelevant. Now, enjoyment of the process of consumption is very important, but only because it affects the level of motivation. If reading is more enjoyable for you, or anything non-readable has a negative effect on your motivation, it will be important for the material to be in a readable form, but the thing you seem to have lost sight of is the fact that it's important for you, not everybody. I personally owe a great deal of my level of education to the fact that I had a attractive young teacher who wore tight sweaters and was nice to me, that I desperately wanted to impress. Other people in the same class didn't get nearly as much out of it as me, because they didn't share the same motivation.

      Now, you may say that all you were saying is that you were arguing for taking the time to do a job well when presenting material in readable form, but that is not how your original post read.

      Finally, your point that written text is the single greatest accelerator of human thought is missing the forest for the trees. I'm not certain it's correct even in this form, but the "written" part is irrelevant--the boost comes from the fact that we could make a record not subject to the limits of human memory, that could be passed from person to person. In fact, its effect was hindered by the fact that for a very long time, only a very few people could take advantage of it. Imagine what the dark ages would have looked like with a 100% literacy rate, which is what you would have if people back then could pass around and duplicate videos as easily as books.

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    13. Re:Brain bandwidth by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      An example is the word 'ghoti', which is pronounced as "fish": The gh as in enough, the o as in women, and the ti as in nation.

      Is there an english word where an initial "gh" is pronounced as "f"? Or where a terminal "ti" is pronounced "sh"?

    14. Re:Brain bandwidth by nathan+s · · Score: 1

      Posting late, but...

      Slashdot doesn't give me mod points anymore, but if it did, I would mod this up in a heartbeat. I have lost track of the number of times I've skipped out on some popular video because there are no transcripts and I'm forced to watch a 30 minute talk that I can read in five minutes. It's incredibly painful, especially since with text, it's much easier to tell within a few seconds if the time is worth spending than it is with video, where a speaker will have barely said a sentence or two. The compression writing provides is incredible, and so important.

      What I have hopes for is that speech recognition tools will improve to the point that we don't really have to choose/worry about this, because things will be auto-transcribed and if they make more sense to read than watch, we'll have the choice. This seems increasingly likely, so I'm not too worried about some "post-literate" world where we're stuck in a nightmare of having to watch people drag out every damn word while our brains are off doing something else in the meantime.:P

    15. Re:Brain bandwidth by bobbutts · · Score: 1

      Overall point well taken. One nitpick though, producing a video is typically rather time consuming and usually the person speaking will be reading the words they had written previously or reciting them from memory. The proper thing to do in this case to satisfy your (and many other's) preferences would be to post the video and the transcript. Personally I like reading and watching learning material, I feel like each helps in a different way.

    16. Re:Brain bandwidth by gottabeme · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there may be some "nature" to it, but I think it's mostly "nurture." My mom taught me to read at an early age, and I certainly read more quickly than speech. However, the content also matters: when I'm reading a deep, thought-provoking book, or a detailed academic text, it takes much more time and effort to fully absorb and understand the ideas.

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    17. Re:Brain bandwidth by gottabeme · · Score: 1

      When you were learning to read, did you read everything out loud, or did you read "to yourself" also? I've heard that in ancient times, nothing was read silently. And in fact, ancient manuscripts support this idea, since they lacked punctuation and spacing, requiring one to pronounce it verbally to understand word and sentence separation.

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    18. Re:Brain bandwidth by gottabeme · · Score: 1

      Spelling and grammar checkers are tools. Calculators are tools. Hammers are tools. If we don't know how to control a hammer, and just let it fall, we hit our thumbs and it hurts. If we don't know how to control our software we hurt ourselves and others with our mistakes.

      Very insightful. Makes me think of representative government. If we don't know how to control our tools--I mean, representatives--they hurt us and others with their mistakes.

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  43. He eats shoots and leaves by jsepeta · · Score: 1

    Are we talking about the mob boss or a panda?

    Grammar still matters. Even Kelsey Grammer still matters to someone, somewhere.

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  44. It's all about first impressions by obarthelemy · · Score: 0

    Just as the way you dress, the way you write conveys info about your education and upbringing.It cuts both ways though: I'm very distracted by grammar/spelling mistakes, to the point of paying significantly less attention to the message. But I'm sure others liken that to being "precious" and tune me out for being a pompous ass. In WoW, I had a few tell me they actually don't understand what I'm saying.

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  45. Example.. This person sent the following to the en by Sporkinum · · Score: 1

    Example.. This person sent the following to the entire company.
    "Hello my name is Xxxxxx Xxxx and I work in the lab and was wondering if u knew n e 1 that's selling a car because my transmititon went out on me and I have a 14 month old lil girl and we're new to Iowa and not too familure with the town. So if u can please help I would appreciate it thank u"

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  46. Does it matter? by bmo · · Score: 1

    Grammar matters if you don't want to appear an utter clodpate. If anything, it keeps people from putting your message immediately into the trash. A bad idea wrapped up in good grammar will survive longer than a good idea written in gibberish.

    Also, it keeps from being misunderstood.

    "Let's eat, Grandma!"
    Is far different from
    "Let's eat Grandma!"

    And to finish my message, any grammar checker tool is only as good as the person wielding it.

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    1. Re:Does it matter? by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

      bs. there is no difference in the above. if u really want me to engage in eating ur grama, then ill leave ur home. do u think i could not get wat ur saying from speech? y do u think this is different from when u type. we r talking here. dont u get it? if u really want me to think u r about to engage in canibalism then u best provide some context to ur statement.

      ur being rediculous and u no it. no one cares. embrace the future and stop holding grammar as a tool of oppression over those who understand its lack of importance.

  47. Grammar and Spelling Rules are Nonsense Anyway by ideonexus · · Score: 2

    Grammar only matters to a point because English grammar is an antiquated inconsistent mess of silliness whose chief purpose is keeping English teachers employed. Many great minds over the past few centuries have argued that grammar does not matter. Seymour Papert cites studies showing that children who are good at math can be turned off to English because its rules are illogical and inconsistent. Isaac Asimov blamed our inconsistent grammar and spelling system for illiteracy in America. Richard Feynman argued that if kids are having problems with grammar and spelling then there are problems with your grammar and spelling standards. Benjamin Franklin proposed a phonetic spelling system arguing that our current alphabetic spelling system would become like Chinese characters, devoid of an phonetic meaning if we did not implement reform. China implemented spelling reform to simplify its characters in order to improve literacy with quantifiable results.

    I'm approaching this as someone who majored in English in college before going into programming. I couldn't get a job working for a newspaper because the editors would take one look at my BA and say, "Sorry. You know how to write." It took me years to understand what they were talking about. Grammar is important to the point of being able to properly communicate ideas, but that's all. Grammar-nazism is all about job security for elitist journalists and English teachers at the expense of increasing literacy in America. It's like the imperial/metric debate or qwerty/dvorak keyboards, just another out-of-date standard that could be fixed in one generation if that generation could get over the fact that "through," "coo," "do," "true," "knew," and "queue" all rhyme nonsensically but spelling them "throo," "koo," "doo," "troo," "nyoo," and "kyoo" simply looks silly despite being logical.

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    1. Re:Grammar and Spelling Rules are Nonsense Anyway by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      just another out-of-date standard that could be fixed in one generation if that generation could get over the fact that "through," "coo," "do," "true," "knew," and "queue" all rhyme nonsensically but spelling them "throo," "koo," "doo," "troo," "nyoo," and "kyoo" simply looks silly despite being logical.

      Hmm...So, how would you spell "cue" phonetically?

      Or "dew"?

      "Threw"?

      "New"?

      If you haven't guessed by now, this is why we don't use phonetic spelling.

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    2. Re:Grammar and Spelling Rules are Nonsense Anyway by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      We could dispense with Alphabet 1.0, and use the new improved version.

    3. Re:Grammar and Spelling Rules are Nonsense Anyway by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      We could dispense with Alphabet 1.0, and use the new improved version.

      Which wouldn't address the problem of two or more words with the same pronunciation, now would it?

      Note that while many homophones can be determined from context, but this is not necessarily true for all them:

      He waited for his cue to advance.

      Or

      He waited for his queue to advance.

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      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    4. Re:Grammar and Spelling Rules are Nonsense Anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying we have non-phonetic spelling so that we can distinguish in writing things that we can't distinguish when listening? That seems a remarkably... fragile rationale. I'm not sure why homophones alone should be elevated from the morass of homonyms and homographs.

    5. Re:Grammar and Spelling Rules are Nonsense Anyway by billyswong · · Score: 1

      The inconsistency of English grammar is also its strength. While English grammar is indeed a hybrid monster, it is also "familiar enough" for everyone from the world to adopt.

      Meanwhile, "simplified Chinese" is definitely a stupid move forced upon peoples by the Chinese Communist Party. The non-phoenetic nature of Chinese writing is what glues the East Asia peoples together over 2 millieniums. Everyone can read a piece of writing in their own topographs without feeling alienated, even if some of them are incomprehensible to each other. Combining "hour" and "our" is stupid. Yes, chairman Mao is stupid.

    6. Re:Grammar and Spelling Rules are Nonsense Anyway by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

      just another out-of-date standard that could be fixed in one generation if that generation could get over the fact that "through," "coo," "do," "true," "knew," and "queue" all rhyme nonsensically but spelling them "throo," "koo," "doo," "troo," "nyoo," and "kyoo" simply looks silly despite being logical.

      Hmm...So, how would you spell "cue" phonetically?

      Or "dew"?

      "Threw"?

      "New"?

      If you haven't guessed by now, this is why we don't use phonetic spelling.

      ur so wrong. The only reason u debate the preferred spelling of these words is exactly because the english language sucks. and the original poster is correct that those who understand math and logic see grammar for wat it is. it is a set of illogical rules and should be replaced with something phonetic. u do realize that some languages r entirely phonetic... right? i mean if u know how to properly pronounce the word, then u know exactly how to spell it. and vice versa... all spelling has a consistant pronounciation. in english, u can hear a new word and there is no single way to no for sure how to spell it. do u think this is ideal?

      get over it, english sucks... so stop providing examples of how it cannot be fixed by showing more examples of how it already sucks.

  48. WTF? Troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because the question was based on the my views on the characters views, which were.

    WTF? Last statement is complete garbage. Is this a troll?

  49. Does grammar matter anymore? Yes. by Stolpskott · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Several psychological studies (the earliest and most quoted I am aware of, being by Albert Mehrabian) list the actual words and grammar used in a message as carrying about 7% of the meaning the message recipient picks up in verbal face-to-face conversation. The rest is about 38% tone of voice, and 55% body language.
    Written communication, stripped of the tone of voice and body language, means the recipient is relying on only 7% of the normally available information to determine the content and meaning of the message, giving 93% guesswork.
    If the message sender includes poor grammar then that 93% guesswork will be compounded by the tendency of the message recipient to make assumptions about the intended message and the relative inability of the recipient to get immediate feedback about the meaning of a specific sentence.

    "I don't want nothing from you", and "I don't want anything from you" have grammatically opposite meanings, but in verbal communication are usually taken to mean the same thing, especially with the recipient's ability to query the message and interpret the message sender's tone of voice and body language.
    It is easier for a person with bad grammar skills to correctly understand a message from a person with good grammar skills, than for a person with good grammar skills to understand a person with bad grammar skills, but the possibility for misunderstanding is there in both cases.

    As for the price of poor grammar, In October 2006, a contract dispute between Canadian cable company Rogers Communications and telephone company Bell Aliant revealed that a misplaced comma can be worth $2 million.

    The contract said:

    "This agreement shall be effective from the date it is made and shall continue in force for a period of five (5) years from the date it is made, and thereafter for successive five (5) year terms, unless and until terminated by one year prior notice in writing by either party."
    Rogers Communications believed the placement of the second comma stated the contract was good for at least five years, while Bell Aliant said the comma indicated the deal could be terminated before if one year's notice was given.

    In the end, Canada's telecommunications commission sided with Bell Aliant. They stated the comma should have been omitted if the contract was intended to last five years in its shortest possible term. As a result, Bell Alliant was able to save over $2 million by ending the deal early.

    1. Re:Does grammar matter anymore? Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Written communication, stripped of the tone of voice and body language, means the recipient is relying on only 7% of the normally available information to determine the content and meaning of the message, giving 93% guesswork.

      You can't infer that. If you lose body language and tone, the words you use and how you use them represent 100% of the message conveyed, they don't continue to represent 7% of the message and the other 93% be some sort of wasted attention paid to body language & tone which aren't there.

    2. Re:Does grammar matter anymore? Yes. by billyswong · · Score: 1

      "This agreement shall be effective from the date it is made and shall continue in force for a period of five (5) years from the date it is made, and thereafter for successive five (5) year terms, unless and until terminated by one year prior notice in writing by either party."

      Rogers Communications believed the placement of the second comma stated the contract was good for at least five years, while Bell Aliant said the comma indicated the deal could be terminated before if one year's notice was given.

      It is an example of why long sentences are bad. If a sentence is too long for verbal conversations, it is likely also too long for written materials, if one care clarity.

  50. Natural grammar VS. prescriptive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The real problem here is that a lot of "proper" grammar comes from 18 hundred prescriptive grammar books made by people who believed English should be more like latin and sold to people who wanted to sound more upper class.

    This gives 2 problems:

    1) English is not latin and forcing latin rules is the kind of tedious nonsense up with which no one should put.

    2) In order to sell more prescriptive grammars more rules had to be added. Why buy "101 essential rules for speaking proper English" when there is a 202 book from a competing publisher?

    It turns out that proper English rules such as "My friend and I" instead of "Me and my friend" are not just improper English, it's improper any human language, yet it is being forced upon us as "proper" grammar.

    Source: The language instinct.

    1. Re:Natural grammar VS. prescriptive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real problem here is that a lot of "proper" grammar comes from 18 hundred prescriptive grammar books made by people who believed English should be more like latin and sold to people who wanted to sound more upper class.

      This gives 2 problems:

      1) English is not latin and forcing latin rules is the kind of tedious nonsense up with which no one should put.

      2) In order to sell more prescriptive grammars more rules had to be added. Why buy "101 essential rules for speaking proper English" when there is a 202 book from a competing publisher?

      It turns out that proper English rules such as "My friend and I" instead of "Me and my friend" are not just improper English, it's improper any human language, yet it is being forced upon us as "proper" grammar.

      Source: The language instinct.

      Strange. Strunk and White is quite short. It's also a fabulous resource.

      Hmm...what's that awful smell? Oh right, it's you talking out of your ass.

  51. I'm sorry! by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Can't... help... myself...

    ..and Grammar affect the quality...

    There. FTFY.

    Ahhh. Better now.

    1. Re:I'm sorry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..and Grammar affect the quality...

      There. FTFY.

      Actually, you could argue that using the verb "effect" (as in "produce" or "cause") is correct here. Good grammar and spelling do effect readability in a message.

      Obligatory XKCD

    2. Re:I'm sorry! by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      No, not in this case - based on context, the word "effect" would have put that sentence at odds with the rest of his message.

      If his point were that spelling and grammar were NOT important, then yes - this would have been a correct use of effect.

      However I usually get quite annoyed at people who think that Spelling and Grammar effect the quality or correctness of your message.

      As in, "I get annoyed when people think that S&G is causally related to a message's quality and correctness."

      But - this is not what he was saying, nor was it how he phrased it.

    3. Re:I'm sorry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't... help... myself...

      ..and Grammar affect the quality...

      There. FTFY.

      Ahhh. Better now.

      "...and grammer affects the quality..."
      If you're going to fix it, don't half-ass your job.

    4. Re:I'm sorry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoops, misspelled "grammar".

      "...and grammar affects the quality..."

    5. Re:I'm sorry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oblig:
       
      http://xkcd.com/326/

    6. Re:I'm sorry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't apply. Read my response to the other AC.

    7. Re:I'm sorry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd argue that effect could be correct there - one can effect quality and legibility into communication with proper use of spelling and grammar. ;) It's unlikely that this is what the author meant, but it's plausible all the same.

    8. Re:I'm sorry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Replied to this same thought above - while technically it could *work* there, it would not be correct as it would then change the meaning of the author's statement entirely. Further it would do so in a way that contradicts the rest of what he said. More details posted above in response to the first AC who suggested this.

  52. How dare you say that Grammar doesn't matter. by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    How dare you say that Grammar doesn't matter. My Grampa will want a word with you.

  53. If you are a British English user by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    If you are a British English user the Microsoft grammar checker will make thing worse, telling you to "fix" things to the American grammatical constructs. Things like the use of "that" or "which", organisations treated as singular, etc. are not fixed for British English.

    1. Re:If you are a British English user by gottabeme · · Score: 1

      What is the that/which issue?

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  54. Am I the only one who caught this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "Albeit an rather long example of one,"

    That should be "a rather". If you're going to make a comment about poor grammar, shouldn't you grammar check yourself?

  55. From a Programmer's perspective, it matters. by realsilly · · Score: 1

    Grammar is important. When you are a young child and you go to school you learn grammar so you are capable of writing as an alternate form of communication. If you take grammar lightly and do not care what is written and why it should be correct, it impresses upon those around you that you hold no respect for the language you communicate to others. I've seen some wonderful examples in this stream of /. posts that point out how the context of a sentence may change when missing a comma.

    Have you ever had to try to read a paragraph from a person where there is little to no capitalization, virtually no punctuation and misspelled words throughout the paragraph? I have had this unfortunate experience. It is terribly exhausting.

    I have a sibling, who finished high school, who would have written my first paragraph this way. (See Below)

    grammer is impotent when u r a yung child an you go too school u lern gramer so u ar capable of riting as an alternat form of comunicashun if you tak gramer litely and do no car whut is riten an y it shuld be correct it impreses upon thos around u tha u hold no respect for the languge you comunicate to others i've seens sum wunderful egzamples in this streem of /. posts that point out the contaxt of a sentance my change whn mising a comma

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    1. Re:From a Programmer's perspective, it matters. by lambdakneit · · Score: 1

      Yes, I agree with you that grammar is important, but what matters is whether or not you can interpret what someone is saying/writing and how quickly. Besides, what you are arguing has to do with spelling not grammar. Spelling is just there as a convention to make the interpretation easier. Plus knowing how to spell correctly in English is very hard in comparison to languages. You are right though, that punctuation is very important.

  56. It does to a point. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This video pretty much sums up my thoughts on grammar.

  57. Sorry but I have to say this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What'cha talkinn abouut Willis?

    *Probably how most americans talk*... at least the ones living in the hood..

    1. Re:Sorry but I have to say this... by beaverdownunder · · Score: 1

      Sadly I'm old enough to remember the phrase as "What you talkin' 'bout Willis?"

      I think that's even worse than your recollection...

  58. Yes. Well, mostly. Often. Sometimes. by Monty+Worm · · Score: 1
    Person-to-person: not so much.

    If you're writing for a professional purpose, having good grammar shows attention to detail. If you can't show you have paid attention to detail on this small thing, I'll assume you didn't pay attention on the things that mattered.

    If you're writing fiction, if I notice patterns in the writing (like poor grammar), I'll start paying attention to them instead of the narrative flow. This is a bad thing.

    If you're writing to a person, consider what impression you want them to have on you. Good grammar / complicated words may not be necessary. Or they might be very necessary. See http://www.girlswithslingshots.com/comic/gws-849/ .

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  59. Yup! by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

    If Grammar mattered, MS Word wouldn't default to US English on UK installs! The Queen is most displeased!

  60. No Legit Defense in Chat Speek? by El+Fantasmo · · Score: 1

    Notice there's no creditable defense, that grammar isn't necessary, in privately comprehensible chat drivel.

  61. The thesis by ceoyoyo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So the thesis for the "no" side is that grammar matters less now that writing has become a much more important day-to-day communication medium.

    That makes perfect sense.

  62. Intent > Grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No. What matters is the intent of the message. Misspelling and improper grammar are moot to the intent - while grammar Nazis do nothing more than derail on-subject conversations.

  63. Yes, BUT, Grammar itself is a problem by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 2

    The English language is a hodgepodge of inconsistent and somewhat nonsensical rules. For example, "To boldly go where no man has gone before" (Split infinitive) vs. "To go boldly go where no man has gone before" (Equally bombastic, but grammatically correct).

    Grammar and punctuation rules should be followed where they make sense. In a 140 character tweet, they are sensibly dispensed with (Oopsie! Preposition at the end of a sentence).

    But don't get me started on spelling and semantic redundancy. (Gasp! Beginning a word with "But" or "And!")

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    1. Re:Yes, BUT, Grammar itself is a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Gasp! Beginning a word with "But" or "And!")

      Buttress! Anderson!

    2. Re:Yes, BUT, Grammar itself is a problem by Inda · · Score: 1

      Beginning a word with "But" or "And!"?

      And you thought typos were something other people did!

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    3. Re:Yes, BUT, Grammar itself is a problem by Bigby · · Score: 1

      What is wrong with Buttress and Anderson?

    4. Re:Yes, BUT, Grammar itself is a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    5. Re:Yes, BUT, Grammar itself is a problem by asylumx · · Score: 1

      "To go boldly go where no man has gone before" (Equally bombastic, but grammatically correct).

      Are you sure? It looks like you have an extra "go" to me.

    6. Re:Yes, BUT, Grammar itself is a problem by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      The English language is a hodgepodge of inconsistent and somewhat nonsensical rules. For example, "To boldly go where no man has gone before" (Split infinitive) vs. "To go boldly go where no man has gone before" (Equally bombastic, but grammatically correct).

      This is an example of all that is wrong with this discussion. Most people don't seem to understand what the word "grammar" means and perhaps they should leave it to linguists to use it properly and use something else in their conversation, like "common usage" or so. Next time, someone frequenting /. will tell me that creoles have no grammar. Sure, right.

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    7. Re:Yes, BUT, Grammar itself is a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The split infinitive is now generally not considered to be ungrammatical.

      There has always been a lack of good reasoning behind the prohibition of the split infinitive. (The strongest argument ever proffered was that "it's impossible to do it in Latin, therefore we shouldn't be doing it in English" -- which is an extraordinarily weak argument.)

      There are still some pockets of resistance against the split infinitive, but the recent trend has been solidly toward acceptance.

      The famous Star Trek violation ("to boldly go...") was first uttered in 1966, and caused relatively little controversy, because even back then the prohibition was widely disregarded. The passage of 46 years has removed most of the remaining pockets of resistance (sad to say, mainly due to the deaths of the resistors, since the perceived importance of the prohibition was strongly correlated with age).

    8. Re:Yes, BUT, Grammar itself is a problem by thomst · · Score: 1

      gestalt_n_pepper proposed:

      For example, "To boldly go where no man has gone before" (Split infinitive) vs. "To go boldly go where no man has gone before" (Equally bombastic, but grammatically correct).

      Er ... not really.

      Itiym: "To go boldly where no man has gone before."

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    9. Re:Yes, BUT, Grammar itself is a problem by tilante · · Score: 1
      The problem that you're seeing here is that there are two forms of grammar: descriptive grammar and prescriptive grammar.

      Descriptive grammar is what linguists mean by "grammar" -- it comprises the rules for how sentences in the language are constructed. In English, examples of descriptive grammar would be things like "A declarative sentence is written in the order subject-verb-object" or "An adjective is placed before the noun it modifies".

      Prescriptive grammar is part of what English teachers teach -- it is a set of rules for how the language "should" be spoken. In English, two of the typical examples are "'ain't' is not a word" and "never split an infinitive".

      Historically, the teaching of prescriptive grammar in England arose from rising social mobility: newly wealthy people were ridiculed for not sounding like their new peers, so they went to schools (and sent their children to schools) to learn to speak that way. Thus, "grammar schools" taught people to speak like the London upper-middle and lower-upper class. Books were also published about "how to speak properly", and the writers of those books competed, among other ways, in the number of rules that they offered. Some of them were also reformers who aimed to "improve" English.

      This led to the teaching of rules that were not, in fact, rules of English grammar (in the descriptive sense), and some that had no grounding whatsoever in English. At the time, Latin was held by many of the educated to be a "better" language than English, so many of the rules that were added were intended to make English more like Latin (or, from an alternative point of view, to make it easier for the students being taught to later learn Latin). "Never split an infinitive" is such a rule -- in Latin, an infinitive is a single word, and thus, cannot be split. The rule was never an actual rule of English until educators decided to try to make it one.

      As the famous linguist Steven Pinker has put it, the prescriptive grammar rules taught in English classes in school have as much to do with what English actually is as the rules for judging breeds at a dog show have to do with what a dog actually is. "Never split an infinitive" is one of those, and bears as much relation to a sentence being grammatically understandable as the AKC's rule that a Yorkshire Terrier's head hair should be "tied with one bow in center of head or parted in the middle and tied with two bows" has to do with the dog in question being healthy.

  64. Dependent upon number of readers by William_K_F · · Score: 2

    I believe that the importance of grammar in text is proportional to the number of consumers of that text. Poor grammar slows down the reader, so if something is going to be read by many people, it is probably worth the extra time to get the grammar correct as the smooth reading benefit, requiring less time to read and digest, will be multiplied across all the readers and if there are enough readers, this more than compensates for the time required by the author to write a grammatically correct message.

  65. No it don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why i gotta right here?

  66. Ambiguity and evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    English is often ambiguous enough when it is used properly. Poor grammar can make an ambiguous message completely unintelligible.
    However, language evolves. What is considered "poor grammar" today might be just be standard in a few years. So I think it has a lot to do w/ clarity, flexibility and ease of use. If you can communicate what you want clearly and easily while ignoring grammar rules, good for you. Do not expect me to read anything you have to say if you don't know how to use punctuation, capitalization, verb tense, and (at least semi-) standard spelling.

  67. welcome to the internet age ! by nerdyalien · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I am residing in South-East Asia for the last decade or so. You must come here (even for a short holiday) to witness yourself how little natives over here care about English grammar and/or sentence structures. Apparently, there are local dialects such as Singlish (Singaporean English) and Manglish (Malaysian English). Give or take, both dialects are quite similar; and as far as the origins goes, it is direct word-to-word translation of Chinese phrases into English; though they have evolved over time with many more borrowed words and expressions.

    Some interesting examples being:

    English: "Would you like to join us for lunch now?"
    Singlish/Manglish: "You wanna go lunch or not?"

    [in a situation you disagree/reject something]
    (E): "I do not agree with your suggestion"
    (S/M): "Cannot one!"

    [giving a lift to your friend]
    (E): "I will come and pick you at the library, and drop you at the railway station"
    (M): "I fetch you from library, then fetch you back to the station"

    Search youtube.. there are plenty of Singlish videos.

    Though I find these dialects are an energy efficient way of speaking English, and somewhat amusing to listen; I must confess that I find them nothing more than a nuisance, especially in a professional working environment. I often have communication issues with colleagues who are proficient in these dialects. Most of the time, they do not understand what I am talking about, and gives me strange looks. Then, I happen to run into the problem of misunderstanding instructions from my bosses, now that was pretty bad and costly.

    I am finding it difficult to tell natives "Your English sucks!" to their face. Partly because it is rude and such remarks could go down quite horribly. On the other end, they them selves have this high esteem that they speak proper English, since most of them spoken or studied in English medium since a very young age.

    Though I admit I am not perfect (after all, English is still my second tongue), I always thrive to write grammatically correct English, even when I am sending a text message. All in all, getting the right message delivered is much important than anything else in any form of communication. It puzzles me why internet age kids do not pay much attention, nor put effort in proper communication skills these days.

    1. Re:welcome to the internet age ! by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      The internet age kids are doing the same thing we have been doing for centuries. They are attempting to express themselves in a new way.

    2. Re:welcome to the internet age ! by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      I always thrive to write grammatically correct English

      "Strive" is likely the word you want (along the lines of "work toward", "put effort into"). "Thrive" means you live for it, it's what gives you a sense of purpose.

      I only correct you on the assumption that you appreciate a chance to improve your english. I don't mean anything against you, it's a small mistake in an otherwise well-written post.

    3. Re:welcome to the internet age ! by nerdyalien · · Score: 1

      I truly and greatly appreciate your correction !

    4. Re:welcome to the internet age ! by gottabeme · · Score: 1

      You strike me as one who might appreciate having his English corrected so he may learn, so:

      I am residing in South-East Asia for the last decade or so.

      This should be, "I have been residing..." Your residing during the last decade has been completed and is in the past, so you should use the perfect tense. I suppose some people might argue that, logically, using the present tense conveys that you're still living there, but that is definitely a non-standard usage. If you wanted to explicitly state that you are still there, you should do that separately, e.g. "...and am still living here."

      Also, while "residing" is certainly correct, I think it's more common and natural to say, "I have been living..." but that is a matter of opinion.

      Give or take, both dialects are quite similar; and as far as the origins goes, it is direct word-to-word translation of Chinese phrases into English; though they have evolved over time with many more borrowed words and expressions.

      This would be more clear: "Both dialects are quite similar. They are direct word-to-word translations of Chinese phrases into English, though they have evolved over time with many more borrowed words and expressions."

      Though I find these dialects are an energy efficient way of speaking English, and somewhat amusing to listen; I must confess that I find them nothing more than a nuisance, especially in a professional working environment.

      "amusing to listen" should be "amusing to listen to", because the dialects are not doing the listening. Also, the semicolon should be replaced with a comma, because using "Though" at the beginning makes the part before the semicolon a dependant clause.

      Most of the time, they do not understand what I am talking about, and gives me strange looks.

      "gives" should be "give" because the subject, "they," is plural.

      Then, I happen to run into the problem of misunderstanding instructions from my bosses, now that was pretty bad and costly.

      You don't need a comma after "Then" because it's just one word. Also, it might be clearer to say "I also..." rather than "Then." The second clause, "now that was..." should be a separate sentence, not a clause separated by a comma.

      On the other end, they them selves have this high esteem that they speak proper English, since most of them spoken or studied in English medium since a very young age.

      You probably meant, "On the other hand," which is a common metaphor, although what you said is not wrong, just a different metaphor. "them selves" is one word, not two. It would be clearer to say, "They think they speak English well because most of them..." Finally, "most of them spoken or studied in English medium since a very young age" should be: "most of them have spoken or studied in English since a very young age." Note the use of the perfect tense, "have spoken," because it's something completed in the past. "medium" isn't necessary or correct; if you wanted to use it, you should say, "in the English language."

      Though I admit I am not perfect (after all, English is still my second tongue), I always thrive to write grammatically correct English, even when I am sending a text message. All in all, getting the right message delivered is much important than anything else in any form of communication. It puzzles me why internet age kids do not pay much attention, nor put effort in proper communication skills these days.

      You meant "strive" not "thrive"; they are completely different words. "is much important" should be "is much more important", because you're comparing it with "anything else."

      Most of these are very minor issues, and I only mention them because I suspect you may appreciate it. Your English is very, very good for a non-native speaker. You write better than many native speakers!

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  68. Whaddya want, good grammar, or good taste? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We just be askin'. Or axin, as it were.

    I go with TFA. The grammar checking algo may be smart enuf not to correct CEO's.

  69. Grammar and evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem is that over time grammar changes. In any living language usage will change, irregular verbs will become regular and grammar will shift to new forms. What's happening today is that this process is being speeded up by the massive amounts of language that is being moved quickly and over great distances. One camp has said that the written word is dead because they get so few letters in the mail others have said that the written word has never been more alive because of the amount of email and text messages that are being exchanged. Actually, both are correct. The old written forms are dying under the onslaught of new forms being created to meet new demands, the 140 character tweet, for example.

    Depending on the situation and the constraints of the medium being used to transmit the message, the old grammar is going to be bent into new forms no matter how many people try to maintain the old forms.

    1. Re:Grammar and evolution by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      I agree - grammar changes, new words appears and old words are slowly being forgotten. That's the evolution of language. The English we hear and speak today isn't the same as the English used in the 19th century - even though we would be able to communicate with a person from that era.

      And with the language while other kinds of evolution of the language starts in closed groups that suddenly become mainstream some evolution comes by experimenting. (Intentionally messed up with Talk like Yoda.)

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  70. Re:Example.. This person sent the following to the by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    I hate it when people use "u" to say "you".
    If your words aren't worth your own time, don't expect me to waste my time on it either.

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  71. Sally by Dareth · · Score: 1

    I saw Sally in a red shirt with a telescope.

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  72. A typo is not the same as "bad grammar" by brunes69 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Reading the first 100 comments on this post, I don't think a single person actually clicked-through to see the actual story and Google+ post being referenced.

    The mistake is not a case of "bad grammar" *AT ALL*. It is a simple typo and is totally obvious to anyone reading it. I make typos in tweets and posts all the time - sometimes the spell-check catches them, sometimes it does not. A typo is not "bad grammar", it is a simple mistake.

    It isn't the end of the universe because it's not a professional document.

    1. Re:A typo is not the same as "bad grammar" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a typo, it's an error emitted by Android's speech-to-text engine that Larry failed to catch & correct. See also the missing comma ("again weather permitting") -- Larry could have put that in by saying the word "comma" out loud. He didn't. He was out eating his dogfood in the park (good boy!), Googlecoud misheard him, and Googlecloud decided that fidelity to the spoken word was more important than grammar.

      I've seen this pretty often with dictation by Gingerbread and ICS devices. Nothing more than a cloudbug. And Larry doesn't care about fixing the text any more than Zuckerberg cares about impressing anyone by donning a collared shirt.

  73. English by DarkOx · · Score: 2

    English is not a strongly structured language. That is why there is an entire discipline called Structured English.

    Its a language used for communication between people. People are smart the brain is flexible. The stand that should operate for obedience to spelling and grammar rules is "Can the recipient understand the message content completely and correctly without the effort required to interpret the message distracting from the message." or so said my high-school English teacher.

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    1. Re:English by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What kind of stand was your teacher talking about?

    2. Re:English by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahem...Let me fix that for you.

      English is not a strongly structured language; that is why there is an entire discipline called, "Structured English."
      It's a language used for communication between people. People are smart; The brain is flexible. The stand[ard] that should operate for obedience to spelling and grammar rules is: "Can the recipient understand the message content completely and correctly without the effort required to interpret the message distracting from the message?"
      So said my high-school English teacher.

    3. Re:English by asylumx · · Score: 1

      without the effort required to interpret the message distracting from the message.

      So did you forget about this part or are you just really bad at it? I had to restart reading that paragraph several times to get the content. It seems like that qualifies as a "distraction" to me.

  74. Re:Example.. This person sent the following to the by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    "Hello my name is Xxxxxx Xxxx ...

    Wow, he must be the guy who owns the brewery.

  75. Does Grammar Matter Anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...a dead man fell from the sky...

  76. Re:Example.. This person sent the following to the by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    I hate it when people use "u" to say "you".

    y do u?

  77. Not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Grammer dosn't mattar butt speling focking doss!

  78. Of course it matters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....because without it a full third of slashdot's basement-dwelling comment authors will have nothing to do.

  79. Ducks? Witches? Who the heck cares?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The man is correct. Bad grammar makes one look like an idiot.
    That also answers the original question.

  80. YES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next question. Jesus Christ, I am tired of these stupid articles where we all know the answer.

  81. Informal is a problem by michael_cain · · Score: 2

    A few weeks earlier, the WSJ sparked a debate with its report that grammar gaffes have invaded the office in an age of informal e-mail....

    You would think that the WSJ, being a leading business publication, would have made the point that once you get to court there's no such thing as informal e-mail. In that situation, it's not a hallway conversation, it's a discoverable document. And those messages can get you in serious trouble. For example, Microsoft's "cut off Netscape's air supply" enjoyed a prominent place in the judge's order (later overturned) to break up the company.

  82. I'm afraid it's you who've missed the point. by boneglorious · · Score: 2

    Haha, no. Desktop apps like Word are for producing formal documents, which includes helping to limit human error. Google apps are based around Google's task of handling a range of input, from the formal to the informalist of the informal. It's about content production, vs. content handling. As much as Google branches out into social networking and whatever, they're still about content handling, not content production.

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  83. Spacing is Extremely Important, too! by RavenLoon · · Score: 1

    The penis mightier than the sword...

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    1. Re:Spacing is Extremely Important, too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The penis mightier than the sword...

      But will it really mighty my penis?!

  84. It's "any more" - they're TWO WORDS, Jeez... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know - TWO WORDS.
    Any

    and

    More

    Hence

    "any more".

  85. It has it's place by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

    Trying to type on a mobile device is annoying. The auto correct features can sometimes be more embarrassing than just a simple misspelling. I sometimes text/email friends with shortened forms of words, or abbreviations and misspellings, but I don't send professional correspondences out that way. I take the extra time to make things, well, more professional.

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  86. Ask not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ask not for whom teh grammar matters, it matters for thee

  87. Common bad grammar examples by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 2

    Here are some examples of bad grammar that I see all the time from native speakers. It doesn't matter what country they went to school in, I still see them.

    1) The belief that "could of"/"coulduv" or "should of"/"shoulduv" are real words instead of "could've" and "should've" .
    2) The belief that "prolly" is a real word and that "probably" is a made up one. My nephew, who is currently attending college and is genuinely smarter that average, told me that. He claimed that he had never in his life seen "probably".
    3) The belief that any time a speaker is puzzled or surprised by something that he or she can just put a question mark at the end of it. For example, "That was the biggest dog I ever saw in my life?" is an example of what now passes for a question. This has become so prevalent on the internet that now even non-native speakers of English with excellent English comprehension have picked it up.

    After talking with recent high school graduates (I live in the USA) I have learned that high schools don't teach grammar any more and at best the last time a kid maybe got a grammar lesson was in the 8th grade. I've decided that we're probably at most a few years away from college papers being somewhat similar to mobile telephone messages in terms of spelling and grammar.

    1. Re:Common bad grammar examples by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Prolly is a pet slang I use a lot, but it's intentionally talking low. I can't imagine ever going 18 years without noticing probably.

      Related to your #3, there's also using multiple exclamation points to indicate the degree of excitement, or multiple question marks to indicate some level of uncertainty in the question. At least my wife insists that's what she's doing when I ask her why one question has four marks, another has two, etc. I do not claim to understand the shades of meaning, and don't actually believe they're there for anyone but her (or perhaps her generation -- she's not that much younger than me, but enough we sometimes have a bit of cultural gap).

      Also related to #3, I had a lengthy online chat with someone who I realized always used 'lol' at the end of every question, in place of the question mark. He had something else at the end of every statement to replace the period, but I forget what. You'd get a stream of "how do you do that lol is it like this lol oh I see what you mean [other code] but what about this lol" Not sure if that's common everywhere or just that one person I was talking to.

  88. yous be mssin points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so Use can understanking my egliseh pretty dones will on yer 0wn. Why shunna biznuss and EML and tweetses and shit be whatevs you want!!!!
    Grammer and spells and w0rdings d0nt matters.

    Why be accurate, proofread, or carefully consider the content of what you post? What value would it have?

  89. Yes, bad grammar is realLY annoying! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes grammar matters! You look like a moron when you say something is "real cool" instead of "really cool", or any other adverb you wish to insert. Get with the program people! Heck, I heard Dora use the wrong form similar to the above and she's supposed to be teaching children!

    ARGH!

    Spelling mistakes and weird stuff from touch screen auto-correct is one thing. It's hard to catch. But bad grammar? That's just laziness and ignorance and tells you a ton about the person writing it.

  90. WTF? It gets worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Albeit an rather long example"

    AN rather long example? What is it with idiots writing "an" instead of "a" all the time? Don't you read what you write? How did you accidentally type 'n'?

    Let's talk about moronic AMERICANS writing "more that" and "better then" instead of "more than" and "better than" - when exactly did the words "that", "then" and "than" become interchangeable for you morons?

    And what about "could care less"? It's "COULDN'T care less", it isn't rocket science, but you AMERICANS don't seem to understand what it is that you're actually saying.

  91. Good Grammar is a Checksum by jayrtfm · · Score: 2

    Good grammar (and spelling) is the protocol for human communication.
    Since there is redundancy and words like "is & are" when a mistake is made the rest of the sentence can be used to reconstruct the true meaning.
    If we don't follow the standard, then there is increased processing needed to interpret the communication, which is unfair to the recipient.

  92. yes by Tom · · Score: 1

    Yes, it does.

    What a stupid question. Of course grammar matters, but the comparison is stupid. Tweets or chat messages are todays equivalent of verbal speech and the rules are relaxed there. In spoken conversations, people of a certain standing still look out for proper grammar and more, but for most people, spoken and written language are slightly different. That some written language now uses spoken language form does not change that. Business letters won't contain Twitter language for a while to come, and I wouldn't suggest trying to apply for a good job with SMS language.

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  93. meh! who care 4 grmmr? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    me donT caRe 4 grmmr. pnuctuatoin too. dont Worry abt seplling either. eef ewe kant git it eet ees yor prblem,.

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  94. uh... by flinkflonk · · Score: 1

    I weren't no good at grammer and speling niether.

    I'm a linguistically confused guy who grew up with a language with grammar (German) and moved to a country with a language where context is everything (Norwegian). Go ahead, criticize my English grammar (which btw. is borrowed/stolen from each and every one of the European languages... well, except finnish and hungarian).

    Fun fact: for quite some versions, the Norwegian spellchecker in Microsoft products was written/maintained in Finland, and the quality was as you'd expect :)

  95. Interesting project: by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2

    Find what percentage of people arguing "grammar does not matter anymore" write perfectly formed full sentences with correct spelling and the percentage of people who defend the importance of grammar make typos and grammar mistakes.

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    1. Re:Interesting project: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grammar doesn't matter anymore:

      Find what percentage of people arguing "grammar does not matter anymore" write perfectly formed full sentences with correct spelling and the percentage of people who defend the importance of grammar make typos and grammar mistakes.

      Q. Fuckin' E.D.

  96. Dyslexi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being dyslexi (not sure I have spelt that right) I find spelling and gramma hard and as I am typing streight into a web browser that does nto check either in this box what am I to do word process it first. If I do I am still garantee that I will make some mistakes as I have seen in the past (have a few funny stories I can tell about who spell checking as change teh whole meaning of a sentance). It does not mean that I have disdain for the person I am sending my message to or am lazy just means I can not tell it is wrong.

    Does this mean I have a low intelegence. I do not think so hold three degrees and a job that requires me to think.
    Does it mean I cannot commuinicate with out side word yes sometimes in writing but not in the spoken laguage so the person that said I cannot think clear because I do nto know gramam does nto knwo how to think in pictures and can only think in words.

    THis is a bit of a rant as I agree we need to eb able to commuinicate with the tpyed word but we also need to be a little more relaxed about it so we can comminicate with everyone not jsut those select few that understand all the nuances of the language.

    Rant over

  97. Thoughtcrimes! by morari · · Score: 1

    By 2050—earlier, probably—all real knowledge of Oldspeak will have disappeared. The whole literature of the past will have been destroyed. Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Byron—they'll exist only in Newspeak versions, not merely changed into something different, but actually contradictory of what they used to be. Even the literature of the Party will change. Even the slogans will change. How could you have a slogan like "freedom is slavery" when the concept of freedom has been abolished? The whole climate of thought will be different. In fact there will be no thought, as we understand it now. Orthodoxy means not thinking—not needing to think. Orthodoxy is unconsciousness.

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  98. grammar = secret code language ruling class by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Correct grammar is the secret code language of the ruling class.

        It doesn't matter if a majority of the population thinks grammar is not relevant. The awareness of those to whom it matters understand the horrible negative labeling that occurs when the language is used improperly. Most of the time those who speak correctly will not correct those that do not out of politeness.

        Grammar 'nazis' are just trying to help others not expose themselves as complete idiots. Never the less, those who dismiss the relevance of precise communication are condemned to a more difficult path than necessary.

        Common slips include not understanding that; "THEN refers to WHEN" and "more THAN" refers to a number"

  99. Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is a matter of personal pride and respect.

  100. Grammar matters only in two circumstances... by CAOgdin · · Score: 2

    1) If you want to be understood. Can you imagine a judge issuing a decision in a case with bad grammar? It only inspires hundreds of unnecessary future cases, to litigate "what the judge really meant." Grammar represents the social rules of how literate people communicate. And, intentional violation of grammatical rules is the stuff of art: You represent the school teacher in a novel by giving their lines grammatical correctness; you represent the village idiot with the LACK of good grammar. Legal documents, professional publications, technical manuals are all most productive of positive outcomes when writter within the accepted grammatical rules of the language. See "Strunk & White." (And, yes, grammar changes over time, which is why so many people fail to appreciate Shakespeare in the original.) 2) If you want to be perceived as credible. Ah kin skribble to mah kin, but do you think those are the words of someone you'd trust to invest in? Business plans, project proposals, provocative ideas, scientific papers are rejected by readers if the authors' text is ungrammatical, because they project the writer's image as one with little reasoning power (with Mark Twain and WIll Rogers as credible exceptions, because of the obvious intentionality behind the text), and therefore render the entire text as unreliable. Imagine where Higgs' Boson would be if Einstein had--despite writing in other than his native tongue--written in poor grammatical form, Would it even have a name? So, argue against rules of grammar all you want, make fun of the grammatically accomplished...and live your life impoverished in the process. --Carol Anne

  101. Grammar = logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One thing I picked up from my Logic class (not computers/math, just intro Philosophy Logic) was the wonderful truth that every grammar and every language can be broken down to logical systems (for more see Wittenstein). Communication is frequently argument and argument is trying to convince someone of something. If you can't clearly state your idea or the other person doesn't understand it, you can't argue it. You need to have an agreed-upon system to say what words modify what and what verbs apply to what. Otherwise you'll argue until your face in the blue.

    What Slashdot is dancing around is that we all have a desire to say things faster and simpler, which is where contractions and acronyms come from. However, even acronyms and shorthand have a grammar.

  102. ...and me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm convinced that 80-90% of Americans don't know when to use "and me" versus "and I". I hear this misused daily and by people who graduated from college and advanced degrees.

    https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/209004_354490077953143_636235544_n.jpg

  103. It's very simple by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

    Until the following two lines have the same meaning, grammar will be important:

    "I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse"

    "I helped my Uncle jack off a horse"

  104. Not very perceptive.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine if you will, what would happen if we actually followed rules of language religiously. This post would then be similar to: "Oooga! Ooga ooga bok bok!"

    Get it? While you grammar nazis are making yourselves look silly, the rest of us realize that if language was not constantly changing based on popular usage, we'd not have language, and also.. english as we are using it is totally flawed and full of mistakes.. as we're talking/writing the very thing grammar nazis complain about. English that is not following the rules.

    Therefore the person who wrote the slash article is also not very perceptive.

  105. Yup by Nithron · · Score: 1

    Correct grammar is the difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

  106. Costs of pain anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    There are a lot of posts in this thread that attempt to separate spelling and grammar issues as if they were mutually exclusive.

    Anecdotal: I was cced on an e-mail recently with the following (partial sentence): "it takes several costs of pain and each one has to dry". Anyone care to guess what was intended? I knew what it meant immediately as I'm intimately involved with the issue that was being addressed, however I can only guess that others that received the same e-mail were bemused for a time. The intended meaning was "it takes several coats of paint and each one has to dry". How I laughed...

    You can't separate spelling and grammar. They are interdependent. We all make spelling and grammar errors to a greater or lesser degree but it is my opinion that we really should do our best to get it right and take the extra time to proof-read. My boss doesn't bother his ass and frankly it reflects really badly on the company.

    He claims to have mild dyslexia but I think that is just a lame excuse for his laziness and sloppiness. Why is it that when he takes the time to correct his mistakes there are none (or fewer) to be found?.

  107. Yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But why should grammar matter when being intelligent doesn't anymore?

    Most of the last 2-3 generations are flat out IGNORANT, of course grammar doesn't matter to them.

  108. testing by 3seas · · Score: 1

    & what U B saying 2 me B4 I care...

    Blame Twitter twits...

  109. Yes, grammar matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Whether people think it is fair or not, I judge them by how they speak. Sloppy grammar implies a lack-of-concern for correctness, and possibly a sloppy education. I don't want such people working for me, so I don't hire them. I also don't do business with vendors who seem unprofessional, and the grammar their representatives use is part of my evaluation criteria.

    1. Re:Yes, grammar matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I have yet to meet a person that feels that way that actually knows enough about grammar to be the judge of its use and misuse. Considering that you've made a few gaffes yourself, perhaps you'll fire yourself.

      The fact of the matter is that what is and is not proper grammar really depends a great deal on where you come from. There are constructs that are perfectly acceptable in some parts of the world that aren't in others. People that take the arrogant view that you do can pretty much just burn in hell. Unless the grammar is so terrible that you're not sure what they're saying, it's just idiotic to judge people like that.

  110. It depends on who it comes from by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the message is sent from a little kid, I think "ok, the message was sent from a little kid". But I worked for a place where the bosses would routinely put stuff down with large numbers of grammatical errors. Almost universally, I thought worse of them. If they can't spell the word correctly, or use the correct word ('there' vs 'their' for example, or 'effect' vs 'affect'), then I always thought less well of them. "How illiterate are they" was my thought. If they can't get this correct, what about (anything else). Another issue was sloppy units, particularly metric prefixes. I had to explain when --someone supposedly technical and in charge-- was writing up a contract (a legally binding agreement) for procurement of computer hardware, that mhz has no meaning, mHz means milliHertz (1/1000 of a cycle per second). "Is it much of a difference?" I was asked. A millimetre is the thickness of a dime, a megameter is over 621 miles. "Oh". If you get sloppy with units in a contract, they can throw 20 year old shit at you, and if it came down to a legal ruling, the judge sides with them. "OH". A little m means the little one, a big M means the big one (they aren't that hard to tell apart). I had the unfortunate experience of working *for* someone who had poor literacy, atrocious numeracy, and "8-year-old school yard" critical thinking skills. Cheerful and happy not to work there anymore. As I get older, I look far more critically at poor literacy and numeracy.

  111. Still not irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If he used perfect grammer, and in doing so produced a sentence that was harder to understand than one with sloppy grammar, that would be irony.

    Irony, you see, is when the actual result is the exact opposite of the intended result.

    When you claim that you try to use good grammar, and you make gramatical errors in that claim, you simply demonstrate that your efforts have yet to bear fruit. That may be comical, and it may be evidence of failure or even deception, but it is not irony.

  112. reminds me of my favorite fortune by fikx · · Score: 1

    This is still one of my favorite fortunes when logging in...walked through it the first time to see if it made sense, now I just laugh when I see it...
    "Wouldn't the sentence 'I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign' have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?"

    Yes, my sense of humor is that simple...

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  113. Bad communication is usually a bad thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some grammar rules are for removing ambiguity. When you break these rules, you create ambiguity. With a tolerant reader, you can (usuall!) get away with it, but you're doing the exact opposite of what this bad-grammar apologist

    Sincerity and clarity expressed in "140 characters and sound bytes" are seen as hallmarks of good communication—not "the king's grammar," says Jason Grimes

    is arguing: it's miscommunication. Ambiguity is only good communication when you're writing jokes or being artistic.

    The other side of grammar is the secret handshake. When you use good grammar, you're signalling that you were awake through at least part of English class, and when you fail, you're signalling that you either didn't get an education or it didn't sink in.

    What happens as a result of these signals? If the reader lacks prejudices or distrusts you, then it won't do you any harm (other than the miscommunication itself) or good. OTOH, if the reader thinks you're basically honest, and also had prejudices, then you can manipulate the signal to manipulate the reader. Think of changing grammar styles, as changing your shoes prior to meeting shallow women. That can get you laid, or be a hysterical trolling experience. Or both.

  114. It matters by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

    If you want me to take you seriously.

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  115. Oops! Not quite. by SomePoorSchmuck · · Score: 1

    Let me correct the "preposition at the end" problem for you - "...clarity of communications and the perception of competency, are..." - add on ", you fucking asswipe!". There - all better!

    The point isn't that people make mistakes or spelling errors or whatever - it's that they don't recognize is grammatically wrong and when it's pointed out to them they either don't care or get angry that you pointed out their mistake. IOW they are not able to admit they made a mistake or unable or unwilling to correct it. And you're pretty sure future mistakes will also happen. They are "proud" of their ignorance and should properly be ridiculed.

    Since when is "are" a preposition?

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  116. Grammar can be...magical by nightcats · · Score: 1

    The folks who say "what you mean is what matters, not how you say it" are of the same crowd as the "all religions are true" sillies. Grammar and syntax always matter; and the proof can be found in other disciplines besides ordinary language that employ grammar/syntax (music's a big one, another is, um, coding). One side benefit of attention to grammar, spelling, and syntax: it inspires thought and review of one's work, which can in turn inspire reflection and prevent hitting the Send button when it would mean "Send invitation to disaster/embarrassment/major conflict". That point made, the writer's reminder (in the CBS article) about not calling a person out in public about grammatical errors also applies to the well-known grammar trolls of the online world. When I see such a problem in an online posting, I look for a way to DM or otherwise privately contact the author rather than pollute the comments bin with some gotcha nonsense. People shouldn't be attacked, humiliated, or even blamed for poor grammar: it isn't very well taught because it isn't very well valued in the culture. And that's the fault neither of email, texting, or smartphones. Grammar can be very easy and attractive to teach if there is commitment and if it's done the right way; there are many models to hold up, especially for kids. Some of the soundest writing, both technically and artistically (they do go together) can be found in the works of J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter). Years ago I applied for a job in the NYC Public Schools and offered exactly that as my pitch to them: teach grammar and syntax for an entire term straight from the Potteriad. They weren't interested.

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  117. Which text is 'correct'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Three plus five equals nine.

    or

    Thre plus fife is eight

    The choice is yours, but for me political bla bla with no logical content is more wrong, no matter how high it's actual speech and grammar level are, than some scientific interesting and logical stuff that has bad grammar and spelling in it!

  118. Tommy, can you hear me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IF the genius at repairing any combustion engine can read and interpret any manual ever written in three languages, but can not write without mixing the contextual "RULES" (made up by whom?), do I hire that person to do work repairing combustion engines, or do I follow your "RULES" and never give them a second's consideration to be a productive employee at my vehicular repair service company?

    Context matters to me much more than any contextual "RULES" about 15th Century English Literature Cultural Appreciation.

    1. Re:Tommy, can you hear me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Say, you've got a bunch of applications for a repairman job and you can't possibly interview all of them, one of those does can not has good gramer and iven cant spel enjine write but he claim he does can do enjines very much good did very much enjine nows it oll very good. Do you call that applicant for interview first/last/wherever random puts him/never?

  119. Ladle Rat Rotting Hut by fritsd · · Score: 1
    Because I've got nothing serious to add to this hilarious discussion, here's a few examples of how *good* our brains are at trying to extract meaning out of what people try to tell us.

    First an example from AI (gramatically correct I think):

    • Time flies like an arrow
    • Fruit flies like a banana

    And next a story by a mr. Howard L. Chace, you can get the whole story here: http://www.justanyone.com/allanguish.html

    Ladle Rat Rotten Hut
    WANTS PAWN TERM DARE WORSTED LADLE GULL HOE LIFT wetter murder inner ladle cordage honor itch offer lodge, dock, florist. Disk ladle gull orphan worry Putty ladle rat cluck wetter ladle rat hut, an fur disk raisin pimple colder Ladle Rat Rotten Hut.
    Wan moaning Ladle Rat Rotten Hut's murder colder inset.
    "Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, heresy ladle basking winsome burden barter an shirker cockles. Tick disk ladle basking tutor cordage offer groin-murder hoe lifts honor udder site offer florist. (...)

    It's marvellous. Cave lupus, though (or whatever is the imperativus form of lupus; lupem?).

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  120. Read your own work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I receive an email with bad grammar, or even hear someone use bad grammar when speaking, I think they lack education. To put it another way, people who use bad grammar sound stupid. My seven-year-old kid can even detect bad grammar. So, yeah, it matters.

    Here's my theory. As communication speeds up, people tend to forget the basic step in writing of re-reading their own work and correcting mistakes. How many times do we post or tweet or email without even reading the text again? I'm guilty of it. Many mistakes can be caught by reading a message out loud to yourself or if there's time, having someone else look at it.

  121. Misuse of "verbiage" by Dalmarf · · Score: 1

    I just want to ask if anyone else cringes when "verbiage" is used when the intent was "wording"?
    I'm frequently asked to "insert the following verbiage..." for web sites, letters etc for customers.
    I doubt they'd appreciate someone describing there wording as verbal garbage.

  122. curse she matter! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mah Check grammar got way from dem dam Nazis!!! Curse she matter!

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  124. Prior art by Mhrmnhrm · · Score: 1

    Apple has at least 20 years of prior art to fall back on here. While it didn't always work exceedingly well, I clearly remember telling the Mac in my high school library's material office (where us helper rats did things like laminate posters for teachers) things like "Marie, run Myst," and a minute later, hearing the opening theme play.

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  125. Re:Example.. This person sent the following to the by Nemyst · · Score: 1

    The only reasonable reply to this would be something along the lines of:

    I am most contrite, good sir, but I know no soul that one may name N. E. the First. Perchance you may bestow further minutiae to aid into attaining your objective?

  126. I don't hire bad grammar by H0bb3z · · Score: 2

    If someone is lazy enough not to learn how to correctly form a proper sentence, they are likely lazy enough to do a crappy job at their other responsibilities. As a hiring manager for a global company, I check grammar in resumes and applications as well as speech during interviews. I don't want to have an employee unable to properly communicate with other regional offices or any publicly-facing entity as a representative of the company.

    Grammar seems to have become a lost art to an entire generation. Good luck to them, but I'm not hiring any of them.

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  127. Glass House by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    IE8 (forced to use it at work) has no built-in spell checker; every other browser I use does. Microsoft, heal thyself.

  128. No one has the right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one has the right to criticize my grammar until he can present me with a full specification of the grammar of the English language in Kuroda normal form. Once he has provided that, he may use it to indicate my error.

  129. Does grammar matter anymore? by NikeHerc · · Score: 1

    Yes, but only to the educated.

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  130. oh hell yes by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    Unless I know the person and they're rushing because it's not important, bad grammar and spelling = unintelligent person and nothing will change that. I'm only 25 years old too so it's not exactly an old opinion to have developed.

  131. Let's make this simple... by chrissigler · · Score: 1

    So, does grammar matter anymore?

    Yes.

  132. bad grammar is often a sign of hasty work by azery · · Score: 1
    Bad grammar and spelling mistakes are often signs that the person writing to you did not take the time to review his text.

    For a simple and short email without much importance, this can be ok and therefore in such message, you can accept some mistakes, as long as it does not distract too much.

    However, for a report on something important, I expect the writer to review the text, by preference on paper (given that some types of issues are less obvious on screen). He should reread it to see if he did not forget things, to check if his line of reasoning is clearly explained, if results are correctly represented, figures are printed as they should, etc, ...

    If he is doing that work, it is only a small additional step to also correct the spelling and grammar errors. I never see reports which are excellent, apart from grammar and spelling. The reports with a lot of grammatical errors always also show other problems.

    There is only one exception to the rule above: reports written in English by non-native speakers.

  133. Yes it matters by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 2

    The only people that want to think it doesn't matter are either illiterates or Republican who think schools should be funded from pennies out of a water fountain.

    There is nothing wrong with making a mistake in tweets or comments on forums but for a business having mistakes on their sites. It just makes me think you cut corners and don't care about quality fullstop.

    For example: http://www.google.com/nexus/#/galaxy/features

    A little over half way down is a heading that says "People everywere". It' been that way since the site launched and it's been talked about on the web and yet Google can't be fucked to fix it.

    It just reminds me of all those Android bugs that lasted between numerous version. For a bunch of people that are supposedly the smartest of the smart, they do a pretty shoddy job, imo. So that's why I don't buy Android goods and more and I am transitioning off their web products. I can only assume if quality matters so little elsewhere then who knows how god their web security is. I'm not going to risk it.

  134. There is a limit by jklovanc · · Score: 1

    The following is a question asked on a forum I watch;

    plzz explain.....what is d dieffrence between both of this statement.....
    public static List method(List input)
    public static List method(List input)

    wats d difference btwn both of dem(part before method(List input))......if anyone know.....please explain....

    The writer had to work to write this poorly and a reader will have to work to decode it. In the end, all it did was agitate forum members and the writer's question was never answered. If you want help then do not make me work needlessly to help you. By the way, this was is not from a hacker site.

    To me it is a matter of respect. Does the writer respect himself enough to write his thoughts and questions clearly and concisely and respect the reader enough to simplify his job? The above writer fails on both points.

  135. "Albeit an rather long example of one" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Albeit an rather long example of one"

    uhh.... isn't that supposed to be "Albeit A rather long example of one"

  136. My brain hurts by Reasonable+Facsimile · · Score: 1

    Reading these replies is like viewing engrish.com with lynx.

  137. Frasier's been off the air for a while now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I'd say Kelsey Grammer doesn't really matter all that much.

  138. Let's get one thing straight here by hey! · · Score: 2

    Without grammar *of some sort* our ability to communicate would be hobbled. You'd be able to point to a mammoth and say "big!", but nobody could be absolutely sure whether you meant "The girls back at the cave will be impressed when we bring that home!" or "Better pass on this one, he'll kick our ass!"

    Most of what we call "ungrammatical" is just non-standard grammar; it is neither consistently better nor consistently worse than standard grammar. African American Vernacular English has a "habitual be" construct missing in Standard American English: "He be taking her to the Friday dance," doesn't mean the same thing as "He *is* taking her to the Friday dance," it means that "He takes her to the Friday dance every week." Oddly enough, SAE while lacking a present tense habitual mood has a *past tense* habitual mood: "He used to take her to the Friday dance."

    Their are two reasons to write in standard or prestige dialect. The first is to demonstrate your education, as in a job application cover letter. The second is that sometimes the standard usage is more clear.Consider, "Mary loved Ted more than me." This sets of a lot of muddle headed argument about whether "than" is a preposition and thus takes the objective pronoun ("me"), or a conjunction and thus requires a subject pronoun ("... than I", is short for "... than I do."). In the dictionary "than" is classified as both a conjunction and a preposition -- along with many other words. The problem with this sentence is ambiguity. It's not clear whether Mary loves Ted more than she loves *me*, or whether Mary loves Ted more than *I* love Ted. In the latter case I should write, "Mary loves Ted more than I."

    There's no good solution for saying "Mary loves Ted more than she loves me," in a more compact form, because informal speech uses "me" both ways. You have to figure it out from context. I tend to think that "Mary loves Ted more than me," compares her feelings for Ted and for me, but few people would parse the sentence "Mary drinks more Diet Coke than me," the same way. Humans use grammar plus context to understand what's being said.

    So, write so that your meaning is as precise as possible without sounding strange. Most often applying the rules of standard grammar will result in more precise writing, although there are times where you'll prefer commonplace grammar that's less precise. Writing fictional dialog is one example. It's more important to make people sound spontaneous than to make them sound correct.

    Also be aware that grammatical rules are subject to misapplication. For example the rules say you can't end a sentence with a preposition, and "over" is a preposition, but the sentence "When I read the promotion list I discovered that I'd been passed over," is perfectly grammatical. The reason is that "over" doesn't function as a preposition, it's part of the phrasal verb "passed over". Nonetheless, many misguided grammar prigs would correct that sentence.

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  139. Title says it all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The answer is no...
    A correct version of your question would be "Does grammar not matter anymore?"

  140. Deeper problems... (Grammar != spelling) by Keill · · Score: 1

    The English language is currently suffering from far greater problems with its grammar, and since its spelling has always been somewhat arbitrarily related to its pronunciation, anyway, it's far more malleable, and not so much of a problem, as the more fundamental problem(s) we currently have with the language as a whole.

    We have a FAR more fundamental problem underpinning everything else within the English language (at least):

    The (most) basic rule(s) of English grammar are not even fully recognised and understood in the first place. If the STUDY of (our) language is not fully consistent with its USE, that is then used as the basis of its TEACHING - how can we expect people to use it consistently if not being taught any better?

    Since the most basic rule of English grammar forms the basis and context for everything else - (from parts of speech (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Part_of_speech) to punctuation, tense and plurality etc.) - to exist, without understanding this, we're merely causing more problems instead of solving them.

    The reason for the problem is extremely simple - we're basing our perception and understanding of (this) language upon its study - the act of studying it - rather than its use - (the act of using it).

    http://www.gamasutra.com/blogs/DarrenTomlyn/20110311/6174/Contents_NEW.php

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    'Stupidity is an often fatal disease' - R. A. Heinlein
  141. Elektronik Supersonik by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whatever you do, do not click on this link if you are offended by bad grammar... or awesome things: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTXb1VmzIx4&feature=fvst

  142. descriptive v. prescriptive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are two kinds of grammar. That which is descriptive, ie. in line with the way a native speaker would natrually use the language, and prescriptively, the way that your English teacher told you to phrase something. English prescriptivist rules have thier roots in Latin. As an example in Latin one should not split their infinitives which makes sense given that it is impossible to do so. This rule found its way into English because some acedemic thought that Latin was the most perfect language and we should all follow it, thus "proper English" should not be constructed with split infinitives. If we all followed this rule there would have never been the famous "To boldly go where no man has gone before" and that is just sad.

    In closing, I think being descriptively accurate in speak is much more important than prescriptively accurate.

  143. Does it Matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not really. I live with someone who is profoundly Dyslexic and all our kids are to some degree. Its very upsetting when they try to put a point across and their point is usually completly discounted because they dont use grammar correctly or because they have spelling mistakes. And no, a spelling checker doesnt help because giving multiple words with a slightly different spelling to a dyslexic is like asking a blind person which colour blue they like.

    I therefore apply this rule to all things I recieve:

    "Its the message that counts. "

    Everything else is window dressing

  144. Spellcheck? by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    What I don't get is that Word is a horrible spellchecker. I don't know how many time I try to respell something multiple times just to try and get word to catch it, give up, type it in Google, and have it say "Do you mean..." and get it first try.

    As far as spell checking goes I think Google has Microsoft beat easy. In fact I would bet in the future (may exist now, I don't use Google Docs much) that all spell checking will be done using online search tools and not a built in stand alone dictionary... Hell there are plenty of words that just don't exist in the standard Word dictionary, and you have to learn it, unless you have a new install or a different PC, etc and then you have to start all over again.

    So yeah if I was Google I would slap Microsoft across its dirty face for such a comment...

    1. Re:Spellcheck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh really? What are these words that vast swaths of people are using that Office can't spellcheck for? I bet you wont even come up with one.

  145. It should.... but doesn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're in a world where it doesn't reflect poorly enough on the originator of the doc (no matter the media form) to make a difference.
    Our language (English) is dwindling fast enough, especially with the downfall of publicized articles (AKA newspapers), and thereby the editors, journalists and masters of the language that came with it. Grammar is important to only those who know how to interpret it (which grows fewer by the day), and will eventually matter not to the masses who speak it. Errors abound on billboards, in printed and online articles, and even with technology trying to keep up (spell check) most still get missed and placed into print.

  146. Grammar matters because when you get it wrong... by PJ6 · · Score: 1

    "Albeit an rather long example of one"

    it makes you look like an idiot.

  147. Language in general by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What really is at heart here, is whether we care to be stewards of the language -but like most everything else, we've been bad at the process
    of stewardship within many different areas (not just language), and have officially "adopted" many derivations of the language (IE> BE aka Black English being one).
    Most folks if asked wouldn't know the difference between dialect, slang or grammar if asked - and most would return with "why does it matter"?
    This is all nonsense to those not trying to take the ACT, or in senior English at most high schools -and the sad thing is that it used to be taught at the elementary level not too many years ago (right next to right/wrong, yes/no, left/right).
    Grammar, sentence structure, spelling, and all that goes into that art are almost lost (no matter the language really, but especially with English) - but who cares? In a 1000 years, Americans may very well have only two digits on each hand, with one set perfected and attuned to TXT'ing only.

  148. Knowing your shit VS knowing you're shit by Azure+Flash · · Score: 1

    If the rules of language didn't matter, then it'd be complete chaos. I could just commencer à parler en français à la place de l'anglais si ça me chante. Pourquoi pas?

    What a ridiculous notion. Stop being dumb and lazy and learn (most of) the rules of your first language, at the very least, please.

    I'm not such a grammar nazi that I'll ridicule you and stop listening to you if you break even the most unnoticeable, obscure and confusing rules... But if you mix up your and you're, you will just vanish from my perception of reality altogether. You are the weakest link, goodbye!

  149. troll comment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Albeit an rather long example of one

  150. autocorrect error? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems more like an issue with mobile auto-correct to me than proper grammar.

  151. Re: does it matter by yusing · · Score: 1

    Does it matter in what way? Rest assured that (Fo sho) the grammar coming out of the CEO of Barclay's Bank is still of the finest order (hot shit). Because those with the most to win or lose always make themselves as "acceptable" as possible (wrap themselves in a pretty package)(project a finished persona). Which is why politicians move away from newsies when they wanna vent their real feelings.

    Those who are engaged in (is dishin) looser or informal conversation (da shiznit) can relax a bit (hang loose).

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    "You must try to forget all you have learned. You must begin to dream." -- Sherwood Anderson

  152. It makes a difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Proper grammar is the difference between "I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse" and "I helped my uncle jack off a horse"

  153. Stephen fry by tru3ntropy · · Score: 1

    A favorite diatribe of mine by Stephen Fry, regarding grammar. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7E-aoXLZGY

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    In Google we trust.
  154. Matter grammar yes does. by LongearedBat · · Score: 1

    Simple as that!

  155. Gendered nouns by gay358 · · Score: 1

    As far as I know, there are more European languages that don't have gendered nouns than just English. For example, Finnish doesn't have gendered nouns (even pronouns don't have gender and that is why Finns often forget that in English you have to choose between "he" or "she").

    And at least for me, German language has seemed always easier than English, although my English skills are much better as I don't have that much need for German language skills. German language seems to be more regular, mapping between writing and pronunciation is quite regular and as a Finn, I am not afraid of long compound words as we have them too.

  156. no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FYI Grammar never mattered

  157. I just wanted to add: by Zanadou · · Score: 1

    Most of the time when people point out "incorrect grammar" on the internet they're actually pointing out incorrect punctuation.

    For example:

    "Your holding it wrong" = incorrect punctuation (i.e. read it out loud, it's still 'makes sense');

    vs.

    "She run home" = incorrect grammar (i.e. read out loud and it's obviously wrong).

    So when you think you're being a "Grammar Nazi" on the internet, you're probably, actually trying to be a Punctuation Nazi. Don't mistake the wood for the trees; the metaphor for the message and orthography rules for the language rules. It's actually the other way around.

  158. Re: does it matter by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    And that is the difference between a CEO and a loser?

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  159. Does grammar matter? by mgcarley · · Score: 1

    Yes. End of discussion.

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    Founder & COO, Hayai India (hayai.in) / USA (hayaibroadband.com) // t: @mgcarley
  160. Perspective. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That grammar complaint guy, what is his yearly salary, divided by Larry's yearly salary?

    Larry's tweet contained a typo: it is merely an earnest flaw in execution, not in understanding.

  161. Dumb It Down For The Masses by JonathanPDX · · Score: 1

    Anything that can be said, can be said clearly. There are still a few who care about the difference
    between "your" and "you're", (and yes, I put my comma AFTER the quotation mark).

    What is it about Americans and their incessant need to appear (if not actually be) stupid? Students
    in so many other countries grab every chance they get to improve themselves and learn, yet here
    having a smart phone seems to be an adequate substitute for a good education.

    Let's hope that our decline isn't sped along by laziness, apathy and ignorance. Embrace learning, not
    for political correctness, but simply so that your message may be understood without question.

  162. Bloatware to Fix Typos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would anyone use Word if there is Aspell out there? That is what corrects whatever I write. (It comes with OpenOffice.) :P

  163. Forgivable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Grammar evolves. Try read Shakespeare's works. I'm assuming they were valid grammar back then.

    I'm not a native speaker but, for me, there are grammar mistakes that are acceptable. For example, missing articles (a, an, the), or misusing plural/singular form. These rules are redundant and very forgivable in most situations. Two apples versus two apple. He sings vs He sing. An apple versus the apple. There is, of course, a subtle difference in an apple or the apple. But, for most cases, I believe most of us will understand it just fine.

    I would also argue screwing up past tense present tense is still OK. A lot of languages don't have past tense. "I do it yesterday" is a clear indication of action in the past. And thank god, English language doesn't have gender.

  164. Re:Example.. This person sent the following to the by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

    Example.. This person sent the following to the entire company. "Hello my name is Xxxxxx Xxxx and I work in the lab and was wondering if u knew n e 1 that's selling a car because my transmititon went out on me and I have a 14 month old lil girl and we're new to Iowa and not too familure with the town. So if u can please help I would appreciate it thank u"

    its strange he used 'k' in 'knew'. and 'be' before 'cause. I do appreciate his/her usage of 'u' instead of 'you'. It shows this person is embracing the new english language options we are all in the process of making. The sooner written language reflects a phonetic version of speech... the sooner we will begin to benefit from the massively parallel mind that is online collaboration.

  165. Back to the prehistoric times by Epell · · Score: 1

    ME GORAK. ME USE NO GRAMMAR.

  166. Beware of shell sigs by gottabeme · · Score: 1

    Your sig is dangerously thought-provoking.

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  167. Grammar vs. Punctuation by gottabeme · · Score: 1

    Is that an issue of grammar or punctuation?

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    "Those who consume the bulk of goods are those who make them. We must never forget this secret of our prosperity."
  168. If I had points... by gottabeme · · Score: 1

    Did you come up with that yourself?

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    "Those who consume the bulk of goods are those who make them. We must never forget this secret of our prosperity."
  169. Strunk and White by gottabeme · · Score: 1

    Strunk and White is full of arbitrary rules dreamed up to sell the book itself. Should a self-appointed arbiter be abided by?

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    "Those who consume the bulk of goods are those who make them. We must never forget this secret of our prosperity."
  170. Don't know about you, but ... by zapyon · · Score: 1

    my Grammar is sadly long gone, soon after my Grampar. I miss them both.

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  171. Neither grammar, pronunciation, enunciation matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the idea is to communicate as effectively as possible, neither grammar, pronunciation nor enunciation matter. As an example, paraphrasing from the advertisement for comparethemarket.com, which do you think would be more effective?

    A staid, public servant stating in a sonorous voice how to evaluate schools in the uk, or....

    "For compare school rattings, go to ofsted.gov.uk. Simplez!!!

  172. Do bad grammar matter any more? by yde · · Score: 1

    I think that would be a better title for this article.

  173. Grammar only matters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...if it matters if anyone reads what you wrote! If you're an empty headed Twatter user, and you Twit Twats to a bunch of drooling teenage morons who waste their time on that kind of bullshit, use whatever grammar you like, since none of you, your message, or your recipients matter.

    If, on the other hand, you're message is intended for people who matter... then you should do your best to encapsulate your message in a fashion that gives you the best chance that your message will be received as intended. Much comedic hay has been made on the humor resulting from miscommunication, and sometimes that includes improper or incorrect grammar.

    Of course, people will judge a message by the way it's phrased, whether anyone likes it or agrees with it or not. It may be sad, but it doesn't change the fact that it's true.

  174. High school teacher on typos by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    "If you don't bother to read your emails, why should I?"

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  175. "Grammar is an important indicator..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Grammar is an important indicator of the quality of one's message"
    No - grammar is an important indicator of one's meaning, not some kind of optional ornament. The difference between "you may have been guilty" and "you might have been guilty" could get you a life stretch.