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  1. Re:Acceptance on Video Surveillance Tech Detects Abnormal Activity · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Jebus, what imaginations you people have. Who the hell is talking about arresting the false positives? There's a HUMAN IN THE LOOP. Someone is watching the alerts, which means innocent behavior gets discarded before the police show up. Fucking relax.

  2. Re:grenade in mouth on Video Surveillance Tech Detects Abnormal Activity · · Score: 1

    I'm not really sure what you're upset about. That a security guard at a camera has to look at an occasional false positive the computer recorded? What is your alternative? Someone staring at the camera 24 hours a day? No security?

  3. Re:How does it work? on Opening Quantum Computing To the Public · · Score: 1

    The wikipedia article is not bad, though it is fairly technical.

    You must be new here. And to Wikipedia.

  4. Re:Just to get it out of the way... on MIT Artificial Vision Researchers Assemble 16-GPU Machine · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and imagine a beowulf cluster of those!

    I'm sorry, that was uncalled for.

  5. Re:Space Unity on EU and Russia Show Off New Lunar Spacecraft Design · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think the parent merely forgot the SML (Sarcasm Markup Language) tags.

  6. Re:Disassembly anyone? on More Skype Back Door Speculation · · Score: 2, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, Skype is used to listen in on YOU! Oh wait...

  7. So... on Comcast Is Reading Your Blog · · Score: 2, Funny

    somebody else is actually reading my blog? Wow, I never thought I'd see the day my hit counter went to 2.

  8. Re:God complex on SF Not an Exception In Giving IT Too Much Control · · Score: 4, Funny

    That is the combination to my luggage, you insensitive clod!

  9. Re:More guns on Spam King and Family Dead In Murder-Suicide · · Score: 1

    Yeah, because without a gun there's no way this sociopath could have killed his wife and 3yo daughter.

  10. But does it run Linux? on MoBo Manufacturer Foxconn Refuses To Support Linux · · Score: 1

    Oh, right. Nevermind.

  11. Re:Yet more proof... on Apollo 14 Moonwalker Claims Aliens Exist · · Score: 1

    I did mention in the first post I think intelligent life is possible in other gallaxies, and the rate of expansion and maximum speed are the reasons I think we'll never meet. In this gallaxy, I think other intelligent life is unlikely.

  12. Re:FUD spreads better than butter on Online Colleges Could Spy On Students – By Law · · Score: 1

    No, it really is that bad. I know I must be new here and everything, but you could actually RTFA.

  13. Well, I guess no more online education on Online Colleges Could Spy On Students – By Law · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll go to a brick and mortar school next time. No way am I putting one of those things in my house.

  14. Re:Yet more proof... on Apollo 14 Moonwalker Claims Aliens Exist · · Score: 1

    There are several reasons, but the primary ones are:

    1. Intelligent life evolved on earth mostly due to accidents rather than selective pressure. The vast majority of living things get along just fine being "dumb". The book Big Brain also goes into detail how the evolution of said title evolved due to accidents, such as walking upright leading to more room in the room, leading to bigger babies, which always leads to bigger brains. Fascinating book.

    2. The earth was lucky to get 3 billion or so years with a stable environment. Most planets get much much less and are thus far less likely to develop complex life, let alone intelligent complex life. The book Rare Earth covers this, and other arguments, really well.

    3. The Fermi Paradox. If aliens existed, why haven't they colonized Earth yet? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox)

  15. Re:Yet more proof... on Apollo 14 Moonwalker Claims Aliens Exist · · Score: 1

    Sure, life exists elsewhere. Probably microbes of various sorts. Intelligent life on the other hand is probably unique to Earth, at least in this galaxy. Perhaps in other galaxies there is intelligent life, but that means very little to me considering we'll never meet.

  16. Was that sand and pebbles? on Mars In 3D · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can walk outside and see that in 3D anytime I want.

  17. Re:I'll wait for the Fourth Generation on Ultra-Light Micro Air Vehicles · · Score: 4, Funny

    I know this sounds incredible, but it's actually possible to be in a shower with a girl in person without the aid of technology.

  18. Re:Anon blogs may be best way to curtail abuse on Police Director Sues AOL For Critical Blogger's Name · · Score: 1

    Why bother with innumerable blogs, when there's Wikileaks?

  19. This is disgraceful on NAO Humanoid Robot Set To Hit the Market · · Score: 2, Funny

    I read almost all the comments thus far and not a single overlord joke! I, for one, welcome new robot overlord jokes!

  20. So the end of the Gospels are missing on World's Oldest Bible Going Online · · Score: 4, Funny

    Everybod knows the Flying Spaghetti Monster hid them from us. He's such a prankster!

  21. Re:What?!? on Scientists Solve Riddle of Toxic Algae Blooms · · Score: 4, Funny

    What, like out of the toilet?

  22. I'd just like /. to work on Vector Graphics Lead Wish List For Future Browsers · · Score: 2, Funny

    You'd think on a geek website the CSS would work, links wouldn't take you to random parts of the page, text wouldn't constantly overlap, etc. If maybe we could get that simple stuff to work first before we take on all this over stuff.

  23. Re:NXP said no pearls for the swines on Oyster Card Hack To Be Released, In Good Time · · Score: 4, Funny

    He didn't use all the jokes. If he did, I'd have to mussel him around.

  24. Re:I'd buy that for a dollar on TechCrunch Wants To Create an Open Source Tablet · · Score: 1

    At a dollar a piece, I'd buy a few. But what would you do with 200 of them?

    And what the hell is 200 hundred?

  25. You're our only hope... on Consumer 3D Television Moving Forward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Holographic TV, that's just what we need. So millions of geeks can watch Star Wars - and chuckle amusingly to themselves when they see a holograph of a holograph. Someone just shoot me now.