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World's Oldest Bible Going Online

99luftballon writes "The British Museum is putting online the remaining fragments of the world's oldest Bible. The Codex Sinaiticus dates to the fourth century BCE and was discovered in the 19th century. Very few people have seen it due to its fragile state — that and the fact that parts of it are in collections scattered across the globe. It'll give scholars and those interested their first chance to take a look. However, I've got a feeling that some people won't be happy to see it online, since it makes no mention of the resurrection, which is a central part of Christian belief."On Thursday the Book of Psalms and the Gospel According to Mark will go live at the Codex Sinaiticus site. The plan is to have all the material up, with translations and commentaries, a year from now.

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  1. Woohoo by Yvanhoe · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    First comment on the oldest bible. Now that's something !

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  2. So they did what Hollywood does by UrinalPooper · · Score: 5, Funny

    They took an OK script and tacked on a happy ending...

    1. Re:So they did what Hollywood does by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      And they took a few real life events, sexed them up, and made about 90% of the rest of the script up. :-)

    2. Re:So they did what Hollywood does by SplinterOfChaos · · Score: 1

      Anyone else think it's ironic this comes out not long after the TV ads for Hamlet 2 start coming out?

    3. Re:So they did what Hollywood does by rugatero · · Score: 1

      They took an OK script and tacked on a happy ending...

      Have you read Revelations? Not exactly the happiest of endings.

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    4. Re:So they did what Hollywood does by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      No not really The book isn't really the Bible. as it is considered today. It was a collection of stories of "Biblical" (400 AD) times, so it would be like talking about the colonization of the Americas for us.
      Now the Bible isn't linear like a history book is. Each gospel is based on someone else sometimes there is overlap sometimes there isn't dependent of the time of the writing some parts are more emphasized then others. Some gospels in the current bible don't talk much about the resurrection, or the miracles, they just focus on Jesus teachings others will talk about the miracles and the resurrection more heavily and less on the message. Hence why it is easy to get so many translations out of the same text. As different writers who write the stories and most likely add their own views slightly into their version.

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    5. Re:So they did what Hollywood does by tgd · · Score: 1

      No, Hollywood would've made Mary a down and out prostitute who was claiming she was a virgin to her parents who spent time with a wealthy gentleman who acquired fiefdoms and then took them apart to sell for a profit. That gentleman would eventually fall in love and pull up outside her mud hut on a stretch camel and take her away to live happily ever after.

      Jesus would've just been the immigrant landscaper or something and they would've expected us to ignore the strangeness of needing a landscaper in a desert.

      And Herod would shoot first.

    6. Re:So they did what Hollywood does by RancidMilk · · Score: 0

      Which happy ending was that, Christ dieing, or the end times?

    7. Re:So they did what Hollywood does by somersault · · Score: 1

      oops, I replied to reissi instead of you.

      Seems to me to be a pretty happy ending if you're a Christian.

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    8. Re:So they did what Hollywood does by rugatero · · Score: 1

      I suppose it's a matter of perspective. As a non-believer I find myself paying more attention to the plagues and whatnot. But in fairness, you are quite right - for the target audience the ending is a happy one.

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    9. Re:So they did what Hollywood does by Reverend528 · · Score: 1
    10. Re:So they did what Hollywood does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, no bible before much later than this contains the account of The Resurrection. Add this to the 'fact' that the shroud of Turin was created much later, too (even if you give the c14 dating a LOT of wiggle room), and you have something of a smoking gun...

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    11. Re:So they did what Hollywood does by ChetOS.net · · Score: 1

      This is, in fact, the Bible, much like we have it. It contains nearly the entire New Testament, and large parts of the Old Testament. This is not the oldest copy of the manuscripts that we have, not by far, but it is considered the oldest collection of all the books in the NT canon.

      The Codex Sinaiticus does contain resurrection details. What the summary fails to point out that the Book of Mark ends before the resurrection. I will say that again, it is only the Book of Mark that does not contain a resurrection narrative. The narrative that we have in modern translations is considered by most to be properly included. By studying older manuscripts of Mark which do contain the resurrection narrative, it was eventually concluded that it does belong.

      Codex Sinaiticus was written before this conclusion, and therefore, left out the part that the writers felt were not inspired.

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    12. Re:So they did what Hollywood does by ChetOS.net · · Score: 1

      The jews knew the approximate time of Jesus' coming because of Daniel. They knew that he would be resurrected after three days due to Isaiah. This tablet does not prove that Jesus' story was just a rehash of an earlier story. To me, at least, it proves that the Jewish people knew that the prophecy was coming soon and there were many man pretending to be the Messiah.

      This information is nothing new.

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    13. Re:So they did what Hollywood does by Brynath · · Score: 1
      Ummm 4th century BCE is not 400 AD.

      It is 400 BC.

      So Either the Summary is wrong and the article is different, (this is slashdot I don't read the articles) or you are getting the Newfangled notation for BC, confused.

    14. Re:So they did what Hollywood does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The what? Oh - a Catholic relic. You know, some of us Christians seek for truth.

    15. Re:So they did what Hollywood does by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      They took an OK script and tacked on a happy ending...

      Oh no... that "happy ending" bit was in the disappointing sequel.

      I mean, the first book was quite entertaining. Good solid entertainment with some supernatural stuff mixed in. It must have done quite well, because someone decided to do a sequel- but in the tradition of Hollywood, it was a major letdown. Too much pandering to human-interest and feelings, and not enough action (bloody focus groups, maybe they got complaints about the sex and violence in the first one). And you can bet there was some guy in a meeting saying "You know, the first Bible did pretty well, considering... but it lacked a central character the audience could follow the story with. We could do even better if we put that in the sequel".

      And then they renamed and retconned the original Bible and pretended that the two together were meant to be considered a single work all along.

      Some people didn't like that and don't consider the sequel to be canon. You wouldn't believe the amount of arguments that caused!

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    16. Re:So they did what Hollywood does by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      The summary is wrong. As 4th century BC (Before Christ) is 400 hundred years before the events to create the book started. It that was true the Bible would be Science Fiction. as the events that happened in the these papers happened around 50 BC - 50 AD

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    17. Re:So they did what Hollywood does by JonLovesJesus · · Score: 1

      The comment about not mentioning the resurrection seems to be incorrect. I was interested in this comment, being a Christian and knowing a little Greek. Here are some verses, translated from this manuscript by H. T. Anderson. Matt. 28:6 he is not here; for he has risen as he said: Come, see the place where he lay. Mark 16:6 But he says to them: Be not amazed. You seek Jesus the Nazarene who was crucified; he has risen, he is not here: see the place where they laid him. Luke 24:6 6 He is not here, but has risen. Remember how he spoke to you while he was yet in Galilee, John 20:17 Jesus says to her: Touch me not; for I have not yet ascended to my Father; but go to my brethren and say to them: I ascend to my Father and your Father, and to my God and your God. 18 Mary Magdalene comes and tells the disciples: I have seen the Lord; and that he had said these things to her. Romans 1:3 concerning his Son, who was born of the posterity of David according to the flesh, 4 who was constituted Son of God in power, according to the spirit of holiness, from the resurrection of the dead, Jesus Christ our Lord, The resurrection was mentioned in all the usual places that I checked. I wish this kind of misinformation wouldn't be posted wholesale on a major site like this one, but we all know Slashdot's record isn't great... The "BCE" slip was an even more obvious slip-up, but more understandable.

  3. Not BCE by ebcdic · · Score: 5, Informative

    It would be a neat trick to have a gospel of Matthew from the fourth century BCE. It should be CE (or AD).

    1. Re:Not BCE by clang_jangle · · Score: 2, Informative

      BC = Before Christ = BCE = Before Common Era
      AD = Anno Domini ("Year of Our Lord") = CE = Common Era.

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    2. Re:Not BCE by clang_jangle · · Score: 1

      D'oh! Time to brew that first cup of tea...

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    3. Re:Not BCE by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      It's a different Matthew.

    4. Re:Not BCE by WgT2 · · Score: 1

      ... or the mention of 'the resurrection' 300+ years before it happened.

    5. Re:Not BCE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AD = Anno Domini ("Year of Our Lord") = C . . .

      Whose?

      Fuck that.

      I was more interested in this part of the summary, (cuz, ya know, I didn't bother to RTFA):

      The plan is to have all the material up, with translations and commentaries, a year from now.

      It just made me wonder how many different translations are they planning on?

    6. Re:Not BCE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When something so amazing happened that they changed the way they recorded time why do people now want to change it to exclude why it was changed in the first place?

    7. Re:Not BCE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That just proves the miracle all the more!!!:-)

    8. Re:Not BCE by will_die · · Score: 1

      Actually CE has 3 different usages.
      Common Era
      Christian Era
      Current Era

      Age wise in usage to the gegorian calendar it was BC/AD first done by the person who did the calendar. Then references to Common Era, done for some legal reasons some group of people legal people used a different dating system so you had to know if it was a date in the CE system or the AD system. Finally recently you have references to it meaning Current Era.
      Which finally begs the question "What makes it the common/current era?"

    9. Re:Not BCE by flyingfsck · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I would be surprised if anything older than 250 BCE is found, since that is when Aristotle wrote Poetics - a university text book on how to write religious texts. Obviously after he wrote Poetics, the bible texts blossomed as every two bit poet tried his hand at it.

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    10. Re:Not BCE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "However, I've got a feeling that some people won't be happy to see it online, since it makes no mention of the resurrection, which is a central part of Christian belief."

      Since it was written in the 4th century BCE, how could it? Wasn't Christ resurrected in the year 0, hence the BC/AD convention? Correct me if I'm wrong.

    11. Re:Not BCE by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      While your post is informative, it is irrelevant because BC/AD and BCE/CE cover the same time periods. The former is based on when Jesus is supposed to have been born, the later is based on the former for convenience. The former is not useful because it is based on a marker of dubious value.

      Even the Gospels don't agree on when Jesus was supposedly born. The Gospels say it can be no later than 4 BCE, and at the same time no earlier than 6 CE.

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    12. Re:Not BCE by PMuse · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's a damned bible. I think we can suspend political correctness and use "AD" this one time.

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    13. Re:Not BCE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clang_jangle, you retard, ebcdic gets it. How could a book about someone be written centuries before he was allegedly born? To reiterate truth: It should be CE (or AD).

    14. Re:Not BCE by blackjackshellac · · Score: 1

      AD = Anno domini ("Year of Your Lord")

      Because he ain't mine.

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    15. Re:Not BCE by PeterJFraser · · Score: 1

      CE != AD. CE is using our current date scheme a projecting it into the past.
      There is a 0 CE, but there is no 0 AD. In the mid 1700 (1752 in England and
      various other years in other locations) The calendar was reformed, at that
      point in the past CE no longer equals AD.

    16. Re:Not BCE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, that should be:

      BC == Before Christ == BCE == Before Common Era
      AD == Anno Domini ("Year of Our Lord") == CE == Common Era.

    17. Re:Not BCE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anno Domini = Year of the Lord. "Year of our Lord" would be anno nostro domini (if I declined noster properly, I can't remember the genitive declention for it)

    18. Re:Not BCE by HardCase · · Score: 1

      Yes, if I hadn't seen it on Slashdot, I wouldn't have believed it - this may be the only place that neither the person who submits the story nor the "editor" who approves it actually read it. OK, maybe Digg, too, but that place became a cesspool of irrelevancy a long time ago. At least Slashdot is hanging on by its fingernails.

    19. Re:Not BCE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Them atheists had to get that BCE dig in.
      "Common Era" is just another way of saying Christmas without Christ - or x-mas.
      BC - Before Christ
      AD - Anno Domini [Medieval Latin: In the year of (the/Our) Lord]
      The year is 2008. And its 2008 here because many here thought Christ's life was so significant as to record our time by it.

      2008 AD.

      Amen.

    20. Re:Not BCE by jonadab · · Score: 1

      Yes, and if this is a codex then I positively guarantee it dates to A.D. something, *not* something B.C. Books from that era were scrolls, or individual pages.

      And I thought the oldest still-extant text at this point was either the Leningrad Codex (if you're talking about a complete text) or else some of the Dead Sea Scrolls (if bits and pieces will do).

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  4. your math skills need work by dltaylor · · Score: 1, Redundant

    2000 - 1600 (from the site) is NOT 2400 years!

    It should be 400 CE (or AD, if you've not caught up with the current usage).

    1. Re:your math skills need work by 4D6963 · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're aware that 400 AD is in the 5th century, right? This Bible was really written between 330 and 350 [1].

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    2. Re:your math skills need work by MenThal · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're aware that 400 AD is in the 5th century, right?

      Don't you mean 401 AD is the 5th century, since this non-technology-savvy counting starts with 1? I believe we did this to death back in the years 1999, 2000 and 2001 and then some. :)

    3. Re:your math skills need work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. 400 was the last year of the 4th century.

    4. Re:your math skills need work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You're aware that 400 AD is in the 5th century, right?"
      No, it's in the 4th. 401 AD is in the 5th century.

    5. Re:your math skills need work by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Nope. 400 was the last year of the 4th century.

      Oh yeah.. crap.. I'll never get used to 1 indexing of years.

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    6. Re:your math skills need work by chunk08 · · Score: 1

      It's ok, that's what makes it hard to be a historian and a programmer ;-)

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  5. Fourth century BCE you say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that *is* old. I never knew the New Testament was written that long before Christ.

    1. Re:Fourth century BCE you say by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 3, Funny

      The bible is 4th century BCE scifi.

      It has won a popularity contest though 600 years later.

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    2. Re:Fourth century BCE you say by apathy+maybe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Now I guess that's a joke, but the "Bible" can refer to either the Jewish Bible (the Torah) (what Christians tend to call the "Old Testament"), or to the Christian Bible (which is both the Jewish Bible and the "New Testament").

      Of course, "the" bible is a bit of a silly thing to say of course, because there are a heck of a lot more then just one of them. There are multiple versions of the Christian "New Testament" (incidentally a some Jews get upset with the old/new distinction, I don't know why...), ranging from versions in the "original" Greek, through to translations into Latin, and then various translations into English, all of which introduce changes into "the word of God". (One reason Muslims say that Arabic is the only language of Koran is prevent this problem of translations.) It isn't just translations that introduce changes either, a number of gospels were thrown out of the original Christian bible, and have only in the last hundred years or so started to be rediscovered. And then there are multiple versions of the Torah as well (translations, etc.).

      So in reality, when you talk of "the bible" or even the "New Testament", you aren't talking about one thing. (And it sorta makes a mockery of the whole word of god thing. Why should I follow your bible version, when mine very distinctly doesn't include the commandment one about working six days, but actually says three days and then taking the other 4 days off? And even if it is included in your bible, why should I follow it if you don't? Does "give away all your possessions" sound familiar? Or it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle then a rich man to enter heaven?)

      Back onto the original topic of this old scrap paper being put online. Yup, it's a good thing when this old stuff is digitalised, because coping bits is a fuck load easier then coping hard copy. Opening this up to scholars around the world (most of whom would never have had a chance to see it otherwise), means that differences and contradictions between this and the modern versions can be picked up and pointed out.

      (And now for a random troll, fuck religion and the horse it rode in on!)

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    3. Re:Fourth century BCE you say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would they need Christ? They still had Chuck Heston to base it off of.

    4. Re:Fourth century BCE you say by stupidflanders · · Score: 4, Funny

      Unlike most SciFi Chanel shows, though, this one was not canceled. It has been running for 2000+ seasons!

    5. Re:Fourth century BCE you say by sas-dot · · Score: 1

      The original news item says 4th century meaning 4 AD not 4 BCE as quoted here, New testament came after christ, it can't be written before christ....

    6. Re:Fourth century BCE you say by FinchWorld · · Score: 5, Funny

      I always wondered that if all human knowledge/evidence was lost, books, video clips etc. (With one exception) and a handful of humans survived, with no prior knowledge of anything before themselves except a grasp of English, and these people were to find the only surviving books, a complete works of J. R. R. Tolkien, what the hell religion would be like then.

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    7. Re:Fourth century BCE you say by Anubis350 · · Score: 1

      Just to nitpick, the jewish bible refers to more than just the 5 books of the torah, it refers to the tanakh which also includes Nevi'im and Ketuvim.

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    8. Re:Fourth century BCE you say by somersault · · Score: 1

      incidentally a some Jews get upset with the old/new distinction, I don't know why..

      Was that a joke?

      I actually believed for a little while that this really was from BCE, but now I read TFA it says 4th century, which makes a heckuva lot more sense!

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    9. Re:Fourth century BCE you say by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      The original news item says 4th century meaning 4 AD not 4 BCE

      1 century equals 100 years

    10. Re:Fourth century BCE you say by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      Well with 2 billion viewers, no wonder it's still running, not even Stargate can pull ratings like that.

      And the original series is still more popular than the re imagined spin off in the 600th season, which only has 1.5 billion viewers.

    11. Re:Fourth century BCE you say by Chaos+Incarnate · · Score: 1

      I always wondered that if all human knowledge/evidence was lost, books, video clips etc. (With one exception) and a handful of humans survived, with no prior knowledge of anything before themselves except a grasp of English, and these people were to find the only surviving books, a complete works of J. R. R. Tolkien, what the hell religion would be like then.

      Very strange, if S. M. Stirling's Dies the Fire is any indication.

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    12. Re:Fourth century BCE you say by IainMH · · Score: 1

      I always wondered that if all human knowledge/evidence was lost, books, video clips etc. (With one exception) and a handful of humans survived, with no prior knowledge of anything before themselves except a grasp of English, and these people were to find the only surviving books, a complete works of J. R. R. Tolkien, what the hell religion would be like then.

      Very long and rambling.

    13. Re:Fourth century BCE you say by bravni · · Score: 1

      Also, I do not know if you are aware of it, but there are translations into many languages which are neither Latin nor English (which incidentally is not even the first language that it was translated into after Latin). Some people even argue that quite a few people on this planet are still speaking some of these languages even now...

    14. Re:Fourth century BCE you say by ThomsonsPier · · Score: 1

      On a similar note, try The Book of Dave for an interesting read.

    15. Re:Fourth century BCE you say by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      Better that that Harry Potter.

    16. Re:Fourth century BCE you say by dontthink · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of A Canticle for Leibowitz, a post-apocalyptic book that won the Hugo in 1961. In the book, an order of monks worship the scraps of knowledge (a shopping list, circuit diagrams they don't understand, etc) that remain after most knowledge/books/scientists were burned in the "Great Simplification" to prevent another nuclear war from ever occurring. Great book, written in a humorous tone, and still very relevant - I recommend it.

    17. Re:Fourth century BCE you say by blackjackshellac · · Score: 1

      I've heard of Jesus riding a dinosaur, but never jumping the shark; although I'm sure it happened some time before the dark ages, because it's been down hill ever since.

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    18. Re:Fourth century BCE you say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Though your comment was apparently a joke it plays on the misunderstanding on the nature of the society with oral culture. The stories which deemed to be sacred were transmitted with utmost care and precision. We have a lot of linguistic evidence to this.

    19. Re:Fourth century BCE you say by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1

      I always thought it was kind of neat that the Jewish passover celebration has been done for like 3500 years without fail.

    20. Re:Fourth century BCE you say by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Tolkien? Bah!

      The Gospel of Suess!

      Sam I am.

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    21. Re:Fourth century BCE you say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably something involving an E-meter.

    22. Re:Fourth century BCE you say by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      The original news item says 4th century meaning 4 AD not 4 BCE

      1 century equals 100 years

      So in the 300s AD then.

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    23. Re:Fourth century BCE you say by re1igion · · Score: 1

      (And now for a random troll, fuck religion and the horse it rode in on!)

      You just leave my horse out of this!

    24. Re:Fourth century BCE you say by ThinkTwicePostOnce · · Score: 1

      Or the Hollywood novels of Jackie Collins!

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    25. Re:Fourth century BCE you say by Myrddin+Wyllt · · Score: 1

      I always wondered that if all human knowledge/evidence was lost, books, video clips etc. (With one exception) and a handful of humans survived, with no prior knowledge of anything before themselves except a grasp of English, and these people were to find the only surviving books, a complete works of J. R. R. Tolkien, what the hell religion would be like then.

      Wonder no longer, just get your ass over to Iceland.

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    26. Re:Fourth century BCE you say by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      I didn't know Chanel made a SciFi scent as well. I can see the ads: Chanel No 4029185 - pick up starship captains in no time.

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    27. Re:Fourth century BCE you say by Darby · · Score: 1

      I always thought it was kind of neat that the Jewish passover celebration has been done for like 3500 years without fail.

      Oh please. One Passover a friend of mine spilled the wine all over the unleavened bread *and* his grandmother. Sounds like a pretty epic fail to me.
      I'm sure that's not the only case in 3500 years.

    28. Re:Fourth century BCE you say by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1

      Not that kind of fail. That's a retarded use of the word anyway ;)

    29. Re:Fourth century BCE you say by Darby · · Score: 1

      Not that kind of fail. That's a retarded use of the word anyway ;)

      I really hope that you understand that that was an attempt (arguably poor) at humor.

    30. Re:Fourth century BCE you say by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1

      haha- yeah I got it. But I think the whole FAIL genre of jokes is only funny if you say it like a 400 pound caveman.

  6. 4 AD not 4 BCE! by duguk · · Score: 0, Redundant
    from tfa:

    Handwritten in Greek more than 1,600 years ago

    isn't that 4 AD, not 4 BCE!?

    methinks someone made a mistake in the summary...

    1. Re:4 AD not 4 BCE! by duguk · · Score: 1

      wait... i just realised i made an even more stupid mistake. would someone like to correct me?

      /me makes no excuses for stupidity

  7. As a literary.... by Chrisje · · Score: 2, Interesting

    study it's an interesting thing to put on line. The one thing that sends chills down my spine is the reactions from all religious whackos out there.

    Protestant fundamentalists will start debating if it's complete, valid, canonical and whatnot. The Muslims will surely try to use it to debase Christianity further. The Catholic Church will probably not allow its followers to read it. The Mormons will.... then again, never mind the Mormons. :-D

    On the bright side, at least the Jews will just shrug and say it's not Torah.

    1. Re:As a literary.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the Jews I know are atheists...

    2. Re:As a literary.... by ggvaidya · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The Muslims will surely try to use it to debase Christianity further.

      Hmm? Muslims consider Jesus a prophet of God, and the Jews and Christians are the other "people of the book", and are held at a higher level than other infidels. I don't see the Muslims disparaging other religions (atleast, other monotheistic ones); if anything, after the Mohammed cartoon controversity, I'd imagine they'd want more "protection" against blasphemizing Jewish and Christian beliefs, so that their beliefs can be "protected" against blasphemy as well.

    3. Re:As a literary.... by urcreepyneighbor · · Score: 5, Interesting

      higher level than other infidels

      Oh, so there's a caste system for infidels? Goody! Put me at the bottom, k?

      I don't see the Muslims disparaging other religions

      Really? I've heard Muslims call Jews rats, dogs, bastards, pigs....

      As a side issue: wtf is up with Islam and dogs? Jesus friggin' Christ. Any religion that doesn't "allow" a boy to have a dog as a pet is... sick.

      after the Mohammed cartoon controversity, I'd imagine they'd want more "protection"

      You mean censorship?

      "protected" against blasphemy

      Fail.

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      "The fight for freedom has only just begun." - Geert Wilders
    4. Re:As a literary.... by Tom · · Score: 3, Insightful

      True, that. All the usual religious suspects will throw a fit, because they know well that common insight into how their religion has evolved over time instead of being conceived in perfection ab initio, will destroy any claim to any higher power being the original source.

      If you're one of the nutjobs claiming that the bible is "god's word" in the literal sense, and not a human creation, then evidence that "the bible" doesn't exist, but is a collection that changed over time, is the death-blow to a core pillar of your faith.

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    5. Re:As a literary.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny


      You ever try putting a burkha on a dog?

    6. Re:As a literary.... by Splab · · Score: 1

      Since when does muslims have a problem with dogs?

      Most "second generation" immigrants around here claiming to be muslims have dogs, usually attack dogs (with poor training).

    7. Re:As a literary.... by dbIII · · Score: 1
      It can't be all that different and anyway it's out so it's completely irrepressible.

      How different could it be anyway? Let's take a look:

      "In the worlds before Monkey primal chaos reigned"

      Then again ...

    8. Re:As a literary.... by RuBLed · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Warning: Religious POV ahead...

      I could comment on the Catholic one, it is so true, well at least in our area (or at least with the devouts). People ( not just Catholics ) would tend to follow their religion blindly even if it contradicts with the Bible (or their religious texts)

      I had encountered some that rants that they're doing this and that and that they're not doing this and that... I sometimes would ask them if what they're doing is in the Bible (or the other way around, i.e. they're not doing the things stated in the Bible) (or any other religious text)

      I often get the answer that the leaders of their sect tells so. I would tell them that it is pointless to contradict or not follow your "manual" or "foundation". Well my point is moot to them most of the time.

      Conclusion: Most of the religions use the Bible as a front. If it contradicts their purpose, they would ignore that part. If it is not there and they like to do it, they would still do it.

      okay back to regular programming..

    9. Re:As a literary.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Catholic Church will probably not allow its followers to read it.

      I'm sorry, but I don't see your point. I am a Catholic and I read the Bible every day. I think this is interesting news and am looking forward to having a look at it.

    10. Re:As a literary.... by timmarhy · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      "Muslims consider Jesus a prophet of God"

      that doesn't mean fuck all. just because they believe in baby jesus it doesn't stop them imprisoning and murdering Christians in the middle east.

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    11. Re:As a literary.... by armareum · · Score: 1

      The justification for burkhas is that they protect women from stirring the sexual interests of men.

      What kind of sexy dogs came to your house?

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      Is this a rhetorical question?
    12. Re:As a literary.... by Jellybob · · Score: 4, Informative

      Muslims don't have a problem with dogs, they have a problem with *pet* dogs.

      You can own a dog to protect your property or yourself, but it shouldn't be allowed into the house.

    13. Re:As a literary.... by dancingmad · · Score: 5, Informative

      This will probably never get seen and not get modded up, but while you are correct in one sense you are not in another; as a Muslim let me explain:

      A fundamental belief in Islam is that through the ages, the uncorrupted Bible became rife with revisions and mistakes - the resurrection of Jesus being a prime example (the other big one being the trinity). For Muslims then, this version of the Bible bolsters the belief that Christianity during the time when Islam was beginning, was corrupted - not the word of God, but the word of man, if you will.

      Without these changes there isn't a need for Islam because Islam (like Christianity) and Muslims perceive Islam as a correction to faiths before it.

      I say all this as a Muslim and you are right - most Muslims do and all should respect the other people of the book (and other faiths as well - I was born in the West and other people's religions are none of my business). Moreover, there is an overlap in the views of people of faith especially extremists): Muslim-Americans voted in droves for George W. Bush in droves the first time around because they saw the Christian's right family/conservative values issues as overlapping with their own (as a small L liberal I found that particularly disgusting and as a result refuse to have anything to do with CAIR, who endorsed Bush).

      Some Muslims may see a "hierarchy of infidels" but I think calling anyone an infidel, regardless of their faith or lack thereof, is pretty blasphemous myself.

      --
      "There is no time, sir, at which ties do not matter," Jeeves, (Jeeves and the Impending Doom)
    14. Re:As a literary.... by Rumagent · · Score: 1

      Yes, because for some reason it is incredibly important to believe in the correct version of invisible super dude(s).

      Anyone who spends any significant time on this is a moron.

    15. Re:As a literary.... by Spasemunki · · Score: 1

      Your spine is probably a little over-sensitive. While this is just now being published online, serious scholars and armchair theologians alike have known about the contents of this book for a long, long time. And you're way off base about the Catholics; I would be very, very surprised if some of the scholars involved in this project weren't also Catholic clergy. While Catholics have some rather inflexible dogmas regarding belief and scripture, they also have a very active scholastic tradition that is interested in exactly these sorts of issues. Plus, the RCC is way too busy training Jesuit ninjas to assassinate Dan Brown to bother with censoring this sort of thing (not because he stumbled upon the secret truth of the Vatican, but because he writes unreadable drivel that results in people harassing the staff at Saint-Sulpice).

      Biblical literalists have been ignoring and rationalizing away evidence like this since the early 20th Century; nothing new for them here. Muslims have always believed that Christianity was a valid revelation from Allah, but that the Christians mixed up and failed to preserve the true teachings and as such are superseded by Islam- publishing an early draft of the bible does nothing to change that.

    16. Re:As a literary.... by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Simple summary:

      Catholics don't just use the Bible, they also follow Papal Tradition.
      Protestants only use the Bible.

      The problem of course is extremists - when taken as a base of how to make sense of the world it's fine (that's its purpose - there are several exortations to reason within the text).. in fact I know quite a few of both traditions and they are perfectly reasonable people.

      So you get the phenomenon of American Christianity, where they demand unthinking obedience - one of your leaders even publicly called for the assassination of a head of state, you have them saying the world is 6000 years old, other extremist nutty things like that, whilst the rest of the world stares and wishes they'd shut the hell up.

      Meanwhile, in the real world the study of the missing books both a popular and widespread... it's well known that the bible is what was considered 'best' at the time and that a lot was lost (they meant well but utterly destroying some of the books was a pity, looking back). You can't understand the present without understanding the past, after all.

    17. Re:As a literary.... by somersault · · Score: 1

      If you're one of the nutjobs claiming that the bible is "god's word" in the literal sense, and not a human creation, then evidence that "the bible" doesn't exist, but is a collection that changed over time, is the death-blow to a core pillar of your faith.

      Most Christians know that the bible is a collection of books, and know that there were other books that weren't included in the canon etc. It seems plain to me now how stupid that is, but Christians will believe that the 'true' books were included by divine guidance or whatever. People who think that you can 'reason' someone out of a faith have no idea what it's like to have faith. Arguing with someone about faith just makes them build up even more walls. Better to inform them and then let them decide for themself. I wasn't expecting to decide I didn't believe in the bible anymore, but through a series of events in my life, and news on better evidence for evolution etc (the one about those bacteria evolving to make use of a new chemical that several other control cultures didn't evolve to make use of was the one that pushed me over the edge I think).

      People will believe the most idiotic things rather than discredit their current beliefs = losing faith is a seriously scary experience as you're wondering "what if I'm wrong and I'm going to go to Hell for this?", etc. Of course by a lot of Christian's reasoning, since I already have believed in Jesus at one point in my life, I'm saved, so I don't have to worry that much either way :P But I think that if the Christian God is real, he's a sadistic bastard for creating a bunch of people knowing that he's going to send most of them to Hell.

      --
      which is totally what she said
    18. Re:As a literary.... by mgblst · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think it is funny to see the religions getting together to get rid of Atheists. It is like George Bush and Saddam Hussein getting together to get rid of pacifists.

    19. Re:As a literary.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the uncorrupted Bible became rife with revisions and mistakes - the resurrection of Jesus being a prime example

      I am a Muslim too and the second coming of the Mesaiah or Jesus is a part of a lot of Muslims' belief. The only core disagreements between Islam and Christianity are those of Trinity and Unitarianism. Everything else is very secondary.

    20. Re:As a literary.... by loraksus · · Score: 1

      Since when does muslims have a problem with dogs?
      Most "second generation" immigrants around here claiming to be muslims have dogs, usually attack dogs (with poor training).

      Just do a search for "Islam dog" tons of results, all virtually identical. Some people think there was a bunch of rabid dogs when the hate against them started. Whatever the root cause, it's stayed fairly constant throughout the years. Sort of like the "pork is unclean, but a cow fed chicken shit, lamb brains and hormones w/BCE, why not? " thing.

      The cool thing about Islam is that banned things become "ok" if there is a great need for them - so if the guy who runs your mosque is fairly easy going, it's probably fine to have a dog to "defend the house" if you're in a bad neighborhood. Of course all sorts of stuff gets in the way which tends to prevent proper training (i.e. the cleaning ritual after touching a dog)

      So there you have it...

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    21. Re:As a literary.... by pbhj · · Score: 0, Troll

      Muslims don't have a problem with dogs, they have a problem with *pet* dogs.

      You can own a dog to protect your property or yourself, but it shouldn't be allowed into the house.

      No that's not it, they have a problem with police dogs, you know when they're sniffing out drugs or weapons .. they get highly religious then.

    22. Re:As a literary.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      study it's an interesting thing to put on line. The one thing that sends chills down my spine is the reactions from all religious whackos out there.

      Protestant fundamentalists will start debating if it's complete, valid, canonical and whatnot. The Muslims will surely try to use it to debase Christianity further. The Catholic Church will probably not allow its followers to read it. The Mormons will.... then again, never mind the Mormons. :-D

      On the bright side, at least the Jews will just shrug and say it's not Torah.

      I call bullcrap on that one.

            First year theology, even for the layman, at any Catholic college or university, one of the first year courses you take on the Bible is studying other versions of the Bible, and other books not included in the Bible, including apocrypha. See Wiki reference here

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apocryphal

            Sorry to disappoing you all, but the Codex Sinaiticus is just the tip of the iceberg of what is out there.

    23. Re:As a literary.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not, exactly?

    24. Re:As a literary.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, I'm only posting AC because I never make enough comments to get an account, but don't downmod me just for that.

      A fundamental belief in Islam is that through the ages, the uncorrupted Bible became rife with revisions and mistakes - the resurrection of Jesus being a prime example (the other big one being the trinity).

      If this text is from 4th Century and Islam arose as a religion in the 7th Century, we should be able to compare the text we have now and the one in the 4th century to determine if the bible actually has become corrupted and reife with revisions, etc.

      And actually, this is nothing new. We've been able to look at the dead sea scrolls and other codecs to determine how accurate the text is. see link ( or here, or here ... and there are others).

    25. Re:As a literary.... by kidgenius · · Score: 3, Informative

      fundamental belief in Islam is that through the ages, the uncorrupted Bible became rife with revisions and mistakes - the resurrection of Jesus being a prime example (the other big one being the trinity).

      Being a muslim, I can see how you got this wrong, but the Trinity was never outlined in the bible. It is a tenant of faith that was conceived by the Church later on. I believe the councils of Nicea and Trent established it.

    26. Re:As a literary.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why should anyone have pets in the first place?

    27. Re:As a literary.... by bloobloo · · Score: 1

      Small clarification. A cow fed with lamb brains is not okay, as it would be a carnivore and all carnivore meat is haraam.

    28. Re:As a literary.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a side issue: wtf is up with Islam and dogs?

      Mohammed was afraid of dogs. Ergo dogs are haram.

    29. Re:As a literary.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Oh, so similar to women?

    30. Re:As a literary.... by halivar · · Score: 3, Informative

      but the Trinity was never outlined in the bible

      Tertullian espoused trinitarian theology back in the 2nd century (and in fact coined the term "trinity" in its theological sense), based on various proof texts where the Bible equates God, Jesus, and the holy spirit as being the same in power and substance, which essentially means they are the same person. Of course, this interpretation requires the use of logical inference (which shouldn't be a problem for anyone who's had to take a college class on law, philosophy, or higher-level mathematics).

    31. Re:As a literary.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "(as a small L liberal I found that particularly disgusting and as a result refuse to have anything to do with CAIR, who endorsed Bush)"

      Yeah? And no doubt, they also have their opinion of you...

    32. Re:As a literary.... by X_Bones · · Score: 1

      Your ignorance and closed-mindedness is astounding.

      As a side issue: wtf is up with Islam and dogs? Jesus friggin' Christ. Any religion that doesn't "allow" a boy to have a dog as a pet is... sick.

      You're absolutely right. Your preferences and moral values are automatically better than anyone else's, anywhere, ever.

      Really? I've heard Muslims call Jews rats, dogs, bastards, pigs....

      Because overhearing a couple of conversations will obviously give you last word on how every Muslim is supposed to act. If you bothered to even read up on what you're attempting to trash, you'd learn that Muslims don't necessarily have a problem with all Jews. They're a "People of the Book", who traditionally enjoy a protected status in exchange for recognizing Islamic superiority over their lands. Israeli Jews obviously aren't going along with this, and that's the source of the insults you've heard.

      Oh, so there's a caste system for infidels? Goody! Put me at the bottom, k?
      Fail.


      Mindless and pointless anti-religious sniping. Very classy. Adds lots to the discussion.

    33. Re:As a literary.... by NiceGeek · · Score: 1

      and I've heard "christians" call Muslims rag-heads, sand-n*****s, and worse. Your move.

    34. Re:As a literary.... by smoker2 · · Score: 1

      I am not a believer. However, considering that the main tenet of both Islam and Christianity is faith, then I would have to side with Islam as the more correct in its approach.
      Islam allows no idols, no images, no reliance on the physical. It is all based on faith that the teachings written down by Mohammed were those given to him by God. Mohammed was an ordinary man chosen to relay those teachings to the wider world.
      Christianity on the other hand, relies on Jesus Christ actually having existed, and not only that but he was the son of God, ie. divine himself. We see crucifixes, paintings, stained glass windows, jewellery and many other artifices designed to implant the images of christ in our minds. Not to mention the numerous "magic tricks" that Jesus had to perform to get a following in the first place. Where has the "faith" gone ?
      Surely if you believe, you don't need all that physical stuff. The idea is what is important, not the slavish dedication to a person, who has been made more important by elevation to divine status. Hirohito was a "god", did that make his actions (or those of his followers) divine ?
      It seems to me that Christianity has focused on merchandising rather than the movie, and has ended up being a mixture of many lies and misconceptions (most of which were deliberately designed to give more control to whichever party was spreading them), whereas the Quran is the same text as it always was. If it was given by God, who are we to translate / explain / re-interpret / redefine it ?
      One thing I don't quite understand about Islam, is the split between Sunni and Shias. The Shias believe the family of Mohammed rule the Islamic world. That seems to me to be entirely at odds with Islam, but without knowing what the Sunni stance is on this matter it is hard to (intellectually) prefer one side over the other. The Shias also actively re-interpret the Quran and are the source of the cult of martyrdom, so I would have to go with the Sunnis as being more faithful to the intent of the Quran.

      Judean Peoples Front ?
      Fuck off ! We're the Peoples Front of Judea !
      Fucking Splitters !

    35. Re:As a literary.... by GweeDo · · Score: 1

      While there are numerous Scriptures that are used to build the belief in the Triune God, I personally find the easiest to be this:
      "1In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2He was with God in the beginning. 3Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made."
      John 1:1-3
      "14The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the One and Only,[d] who came from the Father, full of grace and truth."
      John 1:14

      So in the beginning we had the Word, and we know the Word = God. In verse 14 we then find out that the Word became Flesh in Jesus.

    36. Re:As a literary.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tom, how has the message of the Bible changed over time?

      Nut Job

    37. Re:As a literary.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For me the most absurd thing about Islam is exactly what you describe. The bible was corrupted and is the word of man, but a guy churning out one politically advantageous "vision" after another isn't the word of man?

      Muhammad was a political figure who realized he could use religion to control people. His incorporation of aspects of the bible had nothing to do with corruption and everything to do with when he did it (needs to win over a tribe of jews, hey look at that we also believe in abraham!)

      Islam is quite possible the most obvious example outside of scientology of man using religion to control man.

    38. Re:As a literary.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're one of the nutjobs claiming that the bible is "god's word" in the literal sense, and not a human creation, then evidence that "the bible" doesn't exist, but is a collection that changed over time, is the death-blow to a core pillar of your faith.

      Sadly no. They just say that all the changes were divinely inspired (i.e. god's hand guided the Council of Nicea)

    39. Re:As a literary.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm glad the creator of the universe is busy worrying if you have a dog in the house or not. I'm glad he has you worrying about it too...jeez, when will dogmatists (my word for religious fools) get a clue that all these little dogmatic bits are distractions from the big picture...just little preoccupations of meat-headed primates elevated to some important status because of these monkeys' own sick biases and obsessions.

    40. Re:As a literary.... by Tom · · Score: 1

      Tom, how has the message of the Bible changed over time?

      At least it didn't add "comprehension" recently, it seems.

      "literal" meaning, of course, that some sects do in fact believe not in some interpretative "message", but the actual words and even letters being "the" actual word of "the" actual god. Which, obviously, is a pretty shitty argument when it turns out "the word" was changed, mangled, translated and generally subject to human whim for most of its time.

      And yes, the "message" has changed quite a bit, too. What early xians found in their bible isn't the same as what medieval xians found, and neither is what xians today find. Or are told to find, in each case.

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    41. Re:As a literary.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have a vast misunderstanding of the US. Which is, of course, to be expected since you're on the outside wishing we'd shut the hell up.

      Your prejudices aren't justified just because they're yours.

    42. Re:As a literary.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I think that if the Christian God is real, he's a sadistic bastard for creating a bunch of people knowing that he's going to send most of them to Hell.

      If God had wanted to create another animal, he would have. Instead, he created something that he wanted to let go, because then our true love for the creator could come out.

      This is the same experience with raising children. When your child gets old enough, you let them go and hope that they live their life with the ideals you instilled. God wouldn't have had this love if we were just zombies.

    43. Re:As a literary.... by drinkypoo · · Score: 0, Troll

      Being a muslim, I can see how you got this wrong, but the Trinity was never outlined in the bible.

      Uh...

      Is the Trinity in the Bible? * What does the Bible teach about the Trinity?

      You're both right and wrong in that it was established at the council of Nicea (I always spell that wrong and am probably doing it now) but has informed later editions of the bible.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    44. Re:As a literary.... by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1

      Owning a dog in any capacity is frowned upon in Iran, even though it does occur and some people are even illegally keeping them as pets now. And for a consistent reason, it's considered an unclean animal. I'd call that having a problem with dogs.

    45. Re:As a literary.... by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Those debates already happened 1) when it was found and 2) in the 70s when the New International Version and others came out "removing" the text that had been added between 330 AD and 1530 AD, which was the start of the "King James only" movement because evil Bible publishers were removing stuff from their Bible.

      All modern Bible scholars are aware of Codex Siniaticus and its contents. They are in the margin notes of every Greek New Testament.

      --
      Peter predicted that you would "deliberately forget" creation 2000 years ago...
    46. Re:As a literary.... by PRMan · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure the thousands of Christians murdered by Islamists in Lebanon and Indonesia agree with you.

      They probably didn't feel like they were held in a very high regard.

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      Peter predicted that you would "deliberately forget" creation 2000 years ago...
    47. Re:As a literary.... by somersault · · Score: 1

      *sigh*

      Having been a Christian for 10 years of my life, and going to church for the other 14, I've heard all this before, and while it might be nice for those that get saved, it doesn't make God any less of a sadistic bastard. If he were benevolent, he would just wipe the sinners out of existence rather than punish them eternally. Eternal punishment for a lifetime of sin is hardly fair.

      You can then say oh but God's justice is so much more perfect than ours! etc etc, but in the end it is just a load of bullshit (in my opinion of course, I'm not saying I definitively know the truth in anything, but that's how it seems to me).

      God also hasn't had a chance to instill any ideas on people out in the middle of the jungle etc. And if some of them are going to go to Heaven because God is kind and saves some anyway, isn't it better just not to ever let people know about Jesus? Because according to the new testament we will be judged based on the knowledge and priviliges that we have been given. So for example I'm not going to have a 5 star hotel in hell because I was offered the chance to believe in Jesus.

      --
      which is totally what she said
    48. Re:As a literary.... by dlsmith · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Mormons will....

      The Mormons "believe the Bible to be the word of God as far as it is translated correctly" (Article of Faith 8). The idea of humans corrupting the inspired records of the Bible is basic to our understanding of the last 2000 years of religious history. The Book of Mormon speaks of "plain and precious things which have been taken away."

      On the other hand, the fact of the resurrection and many other Christian doctrines is corroborated by other (religious) sources, and is fundamental to our faith. So the absence of these doctrines' mention in a particular source would not lead us to wonder about our doctrinal foundation.

      Mormon scholars are actually quite interested in early Christianity. A significant amount of research at BYU (a Church-sponsored school), for example, has involved the Dead Sea Scrolls: CNN article; BYU research summary.

    49. Re:As a literary.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was an incident here in the UK a couple of years ago - muslim attitudes to dogs vary, but some of them at least believe all dogs to be ritually unclean, including guide dogs. One taxi driver was taken to court by a disability rights campaign organisation after he refused to allow a guide dog into his cab. He lost, but said that if it happens again he still wouldn't let the dog in.

      Google will give details.

    50. Re:As a literary.... by HikingStick · · Score: 4, Informative

      The discovery of extant and reliable manuscripts does not invalidate the belief that the Christian Scriptures are God's words. If you carefully study the statements of faith of various conservative Christian groups, they will, almost invariably, note that they believe that [paraphrasing] "the Bible, God's word, is inspired and without error in its original languages and was written by men who were moved by God to do so". Most of their biblical study focuses on exegesis and hermeneutics, the former being an attempt for critical understanding of the text based on its original context and intended audience, and the latter being an attempt to find practical application of those texts to modern living.

      As to the "evolution over time" argument, a careful study of the earliest manuscripts or their transcripts (there are tens of thousands of extant copies of the various gospels and epistles, and a significant number of these can even be traced into the first century AD) will show that none of the central tenets of Christianity undewent any modification since the earliest manuscripts. Portions that have been found to have been appended by other writers at other times (most likely well-meaning scribes or monks) have never been found in sections of the text that deal with the core beliefs of Christianity (e.g., virgin birth, miracles, death, resurrection--others have already addressed the issue of the recent Mark text not invalidating other internal references to resurrection). One of the most well-known examples of such an embelishment is the end of the "Lord's Prayer" [I'm typing from memory here]:

      Our Father, who art in heaven
      Hallowed be Thy name
      Thy kingdom come
      Thy will be done
      On earth as it is in heaven
      Give us this day our daily bread
      And forgive us our tresspasses
      As we forgive those who tresspass against us
      And lead us not into temptation,
      But deliver us from evil
      For Thine is the kingdom,
      And the power,
      And the glory,
      Forever and ever. Amen!


      The final section (those lines in bold italics ) does not appear in the earliest and most trustworthy manuscripts. Modern translations that hold to high standards to scholarship omit those verses, or at least print them following a note the explains that they do not appear in the best manuscripts. If you take away those lines, no critical teachings of the Christian gospel have been compromised. In fact, they are sentiments expressed of God elsewhere in the Chritian Scriptures, including in the book of Psalms and in the Revelation of Jesus Christ to John.

      Yes, while church leaders came together in the fourth century to formalize the official canon that is accepted today, history shows us that there were lists of accepted writings as early as the second century AD. Most scholars agree that no such list was needed during the first century, because many of the original witnesses, or the people who had received their direct accounts, were still living. The modern "conservative" or "fundamentalist" Christian sees the canonization of Scripture as a divinely sanctioned act that preserved only those texts that were necessary for the advancement of the Gospel. I find myself in a slightly different camp. While I believe God used canonization to preserve those writings that were passed on to this day, I believe there were likely other writings that were lost, either temporarily (yet to be discovered) or permanently (destroyed). The teachings of the Christian Scriptures encourage believers to critically examine all teachings to see if they align with the truth of the previously recognized Scriptures (the Old Testament--the Hebrew Law and Prophets, plust the Poems). In the letters of Peter, he places Paul's writings on the same level as Scripture in that day (during the first century), so there was an early acceptance that Paul's teachings of Christ's death and resurrection aligned with the Old Testament's prophecies of a suffering messiah who would

      --
      I use irony whenever I can, but my shirts are still wrinkled...
    51. Re:As a literary.... by Grym · · Score: 1

      I believe God used canonization to preserve those writings that were passed on to this day...

      Why do you choose to jump to this conclusion? The Bible in its modern, accepted form is far from a perfect, divine work. There are many sections which are contradictory or simply wrong as written (eg. the value of pi). In other cases, the Bible is very unclear to the point where massive departures from the written word are required in order for it to make sense. (e.g. the Holy Trinity, the existence of Hell, or, more generally, simply how to live a good life.)

      But, more than that, why would canonization be any different than any other act of the Church? Most modern Christians admit that the church and religious institutions in general, are bodies of man and are thus, fallible. If the church can, on the one hand, mistakenly condone the extermination of the Native Americans and the slaughters of the crusades, inquisition, and witch trials, what makes you think that it would be above making mistakes during canonization?

      -Grym

    52. Re:As a literary.... by Axess+Denyd · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say that they only use the Bible, a lot of them introduce many things that are not outlined or even mentioned in the bible.

      It's why I'm a member of the Church of Christ--they go really far out of their ay to make sure that everything that is done has biblical example.

      Some things I disagree on (I don't see it forbidding instrumental music in churches), but on the other hand, it doesn't REQUIRE it either, so playing it safe should work pretty well. Also I don't like organs anyway.

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    53. Re:As a literary.... by loftyhauser · · Score: 1

      The Mormons will.... then again, never mind the Mormons. :-D

      The Mormons will just shrug and say, "So what?"

      I'm a Mormon. We do not rely exclusively on the Bible for our religious thinking. We believe the Bible to be the word of God "as far as it is translated correctly." We also have other scriptures (such as the Book of Mormon) that we rely on. We also believe that God has, and continues, to call men to whom He gives authority to act in His name and proclaim His truth (i.e. continuing revelation).

      So, the discovery of a new manuscript would be interesting, especially if proven authentic. But just because it lacks something that we take to be truth wouldn't be such a big deal.

    54. Re:As a literary.... by A440Hz · · Score: 1

      The Trinity was never outlined explicitly in the Bible, but it certainly is contained in the Bible. The Bible as a whole is not coherent apart from a Trinitarian framework.

    55. Re:As a literary.... by A440Hz · · Score: 1

      Conservative Christians who talk about Biblical Inerrancy do NOT deny that the copies have changed over time. Inerrancy is the contention that the originals were without error, and that because of the ~5000 ancient copies and fragments of the Bible that are still extant, we can readily construct a picture of the originals with about 98.6% certainty. The remaining 1.4% does not contain any passage which is of major doctrinal importance to Christianity.

      You should really know that there is NO effort to suppress the variant readings. The NIV, NASB, ESV, and many other modern translations readily put variant readings in the footnotes and bracket sections of John 8 and Mark 16 (as mentioned earlier) which have shaky textual support. The facts are presented for anyone to peruse. The textual apparatus available in the Greek (Nestle-Aland, USB 4th, etc.) and Hebrew give even more variants. They're all there for you to see.

      You really should read the variant readings to see how much "evolution" has really occurred over 2000 years. The Bible is the most well-attested ancient document. Period. Homer's works are 2nd with 625 ancient copies, and the earliest extant copy far removed in time from the original. The Chester Beatty Papyri are dated 125 AD. It has been said that Christianity is "embarrassed by riches" when it comes to textual support for the Bible.

    56. Re:As a literary.... by el_benito · · Score: 1

      I'm no theologian, but the lore indicates that Muhammad might have been a cat person.

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    57. Re:As a literary.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Jesus friggin' Christ..."

      Holy kikes, Batman! You're right!

    58. Re:As a literary.... by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say that they only use the Bible, a lot of them introduce many things that are not outlined or even mentioned in the bible.
      So what? This is why I have a higher opinion of Catholicism now as an agnostic than I did as a Protestant. The Protestant fixation on a book is just weird; why should that be a higher authority than the church that created it?

      The Christians I really like, though, are the Quakers. If I hadn't become convinced that Judaism has never been true, I'd probably be Quaker, now.

    59. Re:As a literary.... by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      As a side issue: wtf is up with Islam and dogs? Jesus friggin' Christ. Any religion that doesn't "allow" a boy to have a dog as a pet is... sick.

      When you're living 2000 years ago in the Middle East with no hand sanitizer and refrigeration and such, they're not silly rules - it's advice that can potentially save your life (like not eating pork). But of course their advice is somewhat out of date nowadays, or is it? Dogs are pretty filthy and eat their own feces. I personally sure don't want one running around on my carpet.

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    60. Re:As a literary.... by memoryhole · · Score: 1

      My favorite uncomfortable question for people espousing the "bible only" viewpoint is as follows: What is the pillar and foundation of truth?

      1st Timothy, 3:15: ...if I am delayed, you may know how one ought to behave in the household of God, which is the Church of the living God, the pillar and foundation of truth.

      The Church is the foundation of truth, not the Bible.

      Makes a lot of sense when you consider that most folks at the time couldn't read!

    61. Re:As a literary.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BS! Muslims regard dogs as filthy animals! One of the worst insults you can unleash (pun intended!) on a Muslim is to call them an "Israeli dog." The only other animal possibly considered more filthy than a dog (in the Middle East) is the pig. But calling someone an "Israeli pig" does not have the impact as does the comment "Israeli dog."

    62. Re:As a literary.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You missed the whole sentence.
      "As a side issue: wtf is up with Islam and dogs? Jesus friggin' Christ. Any religion that doesn't "allow" a boy to have a dog as a pet is... sick."

      There, now re-read and enjoy.

    63. Re:As a literary.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [i]most Muslims do and all should respect the other people of the book
      [/i]

      Muslims should respect everyone, including my heathen, atheist ass. I don't need the threat of eternal damnation to be a civil human being, and the world would be a lot better off if we collectively stopped killing each other over fairy tales.

    64. Re:As a literary.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard they voted for Bush because Al Gore had a Jewish vice president.

    65. Re:As a literary.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "but I think calling anyone an infidel, regardless of their faith or lack thereof, is pretty blasphemous myself"

      Then you are not a Muslim. There is no such thing as moderate Islam.

    66. Re:As a literary.... by The+Qube · · Score: 1

      > One thing I don't quite understand about Islam, is the split between Sunni and Shias

      Sunnis are for a leader chosen in a general election. Shias are for a hereditary leader.

      Yes, very ironic these days given the democratically elected leaders of Iran and a hereditary monarchy of Saudi Arabia...

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      "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."

    67. Re:As a literary.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Smite at their necks"
      Sura 47:4

      Nice religion ya got there.

    68. Re:As a literary.... by Myrddin+Wyllt · · Score: 1

      Isaac Newton was famously anti-trinitarian, but then everyone knows he was terrible at logical inference.

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    69. Re:As a literary.... by Tweenk · · Score: 1

      based on various proof texts where the Bible equates God, Jesus, and the holy spirit

      Who the hell was Jesus praying to then?
      And he sometimes prayed in solitude, so it wasn't to "give an example".
      There are more examples of this kind of total stupidity arising from the Trinity.

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    70. Re:As a literary.... by halivar · · Score: 1

      His rather prolific theological works are also not held as in high regard as his mathematical work.

    71. Re:As a literary.... by Myrddin+Wyllt · · Score: 1

      His rather prolific theological works are also not held as in high regard as his mathematical work.

      My point still stands. Newton took several college classes in Philosophy and Mathematics, and yet clearly had a problem with logically inferring the Trinity from scripture. This is a counter-example to your stated assertion, thereby showing it to be false.

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    72. Re:As a literary.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can pick up very old near-originals, like this one and read them.

      It is a death-blow to a core pillar of your memorized, "hyper-quoted" ignorance.

    73. Re:As a literary.... by loraksus · · Score: 1

      I do know that, but the Muslims I know never seemed to be very concerned about where their meat came from when I've gone out eating / shopping with them. Most didn't buy meat at the "Muslim store" - they just went to Fred Meyers or whatever.
      I'm sure this would be different in an area with more Muslims and more food stores that cater to halal diets, but I wouldn't be surprised if most American Muslims are so casual about the source of their meat (and are more focused on the types of meat, rather than their source)

      The source of meat in the USA is... rather questionable unfortunately.

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    74. Re:As a literary.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... Without these changes there isn't a need for Islam because Islam (like Christianity) and Muslims perceive Islam as a correction to faiths before it. ...

      So then, Muslims shouldn't be upset if another religion comes along that corrects or fullfills shortcomings of Islam - such as the BahÃ'Ã Faith.

    75. Re:As a literary.... by thecatdaddy · · Score: 1

      A fundamental belief in Islam is that through the ages, the uncorrupted Bible became rife with revisions and mistakes

      And this is based on what proof?

      I say all this as a Muslim and you are right - most Muslims do and all should respect the other people of the book

      As a muslim, have you read the Koran? Are you aware that it incites to murder and violence against jews and christians?

    76. Re:As a literary.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give food to your animals before yourself. They labor for you and they deserve respect...

    77. Re:As a literary.... by ggvaidya · · Score: 1

      higher level than other infidels

      Oh, so there's a caste system for infidels? Goody! Put me at the bottom, k?

      Wouldn't the most infidelous person be at top of a system for infidels? Other than that, agree.

      I don't see the Muslims disparaging other religions

      Really? I've heard Muslims call Jews rats, dogs, bastards, pigs....

      Yeah, and I've heard Chinese and Indians say nasty things about each other, what's your point? Religious doesn't have a monopoly on bigots. In many parts of India, for years on end, Muslims and Hindus live side by side peacefully - until riots break out and everything goes to hell in a handcart.

      As a side issue: wtf is up with Islam and dogs? Jesus friggin' Christ. Any religion that doesn't "allow" a boy to have a dog as a pet is... sick.

      Can't argue with you there, except to point out that most religions have silly rules one way or another.

      after the Mohammed cartoon controversity, I'd imagine they'd want more "protection"

      You mean censorship?

      "protected" against blasphemy

      Fail.

      Yes, to clarify, I do think it's censorship, and absolutely wrong, as well as a little bit silly - seriously, a several thousand year old religious culture and/or an omnipresent, omnipotent supreme deity care in the slightest what I scribble on a little piece of paper? Honestly.

      AFAIK, this was a point raised during the Mohammed comments - many people complained, "we don't insult your religion, why should it be okay to insult ours?" To which the answer is, because the right to free speech supercedes any right against offense. Where would we be if everything offensive to anybody were purged from the world? Thanks, but I think I'll keep questioning dogma, if that's all the same with everyone.

      And that's my rant for this morning. Good day!

    78. Re:As a literary.... by Tom · · Score: 1

      First: Thank you for the rare pleasure of having an actual informed, well-spoken counter-argument here.

      Now: Bible study is not something I do for a living, so I can't counter you on the facts you present and will accept them as true.

      You will, however, very likely agree that you represent a minority. Another minority - but a more numerous one - was the point of my original post. Entire sects within the xian faith believe in "the bible" as the actual word of their god, and they mean whatever version they have, including translations as not all limit the claim to the original hebrew and greek. Changing a single word means heresy to them, even if it is to correct a spelling mistake. These are the people of recent fame that believe there's a secret message encoded in the bible if you count every 40th (or whatever) letter. Of course, with such a belief you must insist on the text integrity with zeal.

      That assumption breaks down if the text is revealed as being far from unchanged, and very likely to not even have an "original" version, as it's been a collection all along - as you agree.

      The question of meaning is slightly more complicated. Even with the text staying identical, meaning can change. That's a problem well-known in history and literature. The meaning of words changes all the time, sometimes rapidly. "gay", for example, didn't always mean "homosexual". One discussion you're probably familiar with is that the original does not, in fact, make it indisputable that Mary was a virgin, as "almah" means "young woman". My native german has the same artifact: "Jungfrau" means "virgin" but the actual translation is young ("jung") - woman ("Frau").

      In addition to the joys of language, religious practice also changes over time. For most of the middle ages, for example, the devil played a much more pronounced and visible role in xian religous practice, than today. Obviously, those are reactions to the external world - a god of eternal love is slightly less believable in a world of early death and plagues, and the evil parts of the believe feature more prominently.

      So maybe I was too short in saying the message changed. The full detail is that the text did not change (much, I think there were later "corrections", too), but what it meant and what people were told about it, did.

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    79. Re:As a literary.... by halivar · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying that anyone and everyone will find trinitarian doctrine self-evident from scripture. I'm saying the proofs are understandable to anyone versed in philosophical logic. Somehow I doubt Newton looked at the apologies and went "Duh..." I understand the proofs of many doctrines I disagree with. Maybe he disagreed with trinitarian doctrine... but if did, he did not spend much of his time disproving it, which he would otherwise do for many other doctrines he disagreed with.

    80. Re:As a literary.... by halivar · · Score: 1

      Umm... the other two guys in the trinity? One power, one substance, different manifestations.

    81. Re:As a literary.... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      When atheist are wrong, and many religions state that, it doesn't mean they are coming together, it means that there is a high likelihood that atheist are wrong.

      As for the parent's assertion of Jesus being a profit according to muslims, that is true and has been so before atheists were allowed to live. It is the same with the jews although some of them question the profit status.

      Do you even understand the progressions of the three major religions? Judaism, Christianity, and Islam all share the same god, they all share parts of the same bible and bible stories. This isn't anything new. Or are you one of those atheist that think they know it all and your right while everyone else is wrong even though you don't have a clue about anything your talking about? I think that is funny.

    82. Re:As a literary.... by HikingStick · · Score: 1

      I appreciate the civil discourse. It is always best to extend the dialogue and ensure that both sides have presented their arguments fairly.

      I agree that too many want to take their preferred English translation as the literal "words of God". The point you make on language usage is a valid one. If you were to show a copy of the original language of the King James Version (the version that is, perhaps, the most zealously defended as being "the only acceptable version") to someone who holds the view that the modern English rendering of that version is unchanged (in its wording, grammar, and syntax) from when it was first completed, they would likely not be able to read or comprehend large sections of the text.

      I must admit that I came across the literal "young woman" issue only in the past year, so I am still wrestling with that one. I believe there are other textual cues (Old and New Testament) that support the translation as "virgin" there (one of which being--if memory serves--in the writer, Matthew's familiarity with the prophecies of the Jewish Messiah, and the fact that the term "young woman" was, in other literature of that day, often used to designate virginity), but that is a topic for later study.

      A similar area, one that I can see clearly rises from tradition, is how the Christ child was laid in a feeding trough "because there was no room for him in the inn". Hebrew families did not have the luxury of motoring up to a motel in around 6 B.C. Most travelers would stay with their extended families (or strangers) as guests. The word translated as "inn" is only used one other place in the Greek New Testament--where Jesus instructed his followers to proceed ahead of him to prepare for the Passover meal. The room they were given was the "guest room"--the same word translated as "inn" in most nativity accounts. To me, it is even more meaningful that the family of the Christ-child came to seek shelter from his own kin, and that they did not even have room for him (where the guests were normally boarded). Instead, they were (if my limited understanding of the home design of the day is accurate) invited to stay on the lowest level (the basement, if you will) where the animals were sheltered.

      As someone who is trying to understand what it means to be a follower of this Christ, I agree that there have been many waves of doctrine (teaching) that have changed the focus or seeming importance of different aspects of Chrstianity. [I find it interesting that you use "xian", since using the "X", the first letter of the name/title "Christ" in Greek, was actually one of the ways the "true believers" of a certain period distinguished themselves from the nominal Christians of their day, but that, too, is another discussion.] I lament the fact that Western society (and even some Western theology) minimizes the spiritual dimension of this life, including the reality of our adversary, oft rendered as "the devil". It is true that some Christian teachers, in an attempt to develop a theology that they could comprehend, had to minimize the concept of the devil and hell to embrace a view of God as a loving being. Do so, in effect, changes the nature of the Gospel. It is difficult, if not impossible, for the human mind to reconcile the concept that God could be both fully loving and fully just (i.e., offering heaven yet maintaining hell). This, too, is a topic for another discussion.

      I thank you for your willingness to dialogue and hope that you will have the pleasure of meeting others, like me, who sincerely believe the Christian Gospel and with whom you may engage in intelligent discourse on these or other topics.

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    83. Re:As a literary.... by HikingStick · · Score: 1

      I often have people cite how Scripture is contradictory. Would you be so kind as to provide some specific examples that I may review and address?

      If you examine my quote, I do not claim that the "modern, accepted form" of the Bible is a "perfect, divine work". I simply state that I believe God preserved the writings he intended to preserve--writings that may help us understand his character, and his plan of salvation. Had he not wanted the teaching of the cross to go forth, he could have allowed for the teaching to be diluted, for the early manuscripts to have been lost, or that the early sect of the Christians had been eliminated. I trust that the message he intended to deliver to this present day has reached us. Will someone eventually uncover some additional texts that will bring clearer understanding? Unlike some, I will say that this is possible. The Hebrew prophet Daniel was given words of prophecy that were to be hidden away until a time "near the end". Have we received these writings yet? I don't know.

      I agree that terms like "Holy Trinity" do not appear in the Scriptures. They are teachings that attempt to reconcile evidences in the Scriptures in ways that are easier for the human mind to grasp. A primary reference cited for the Trinity is at the baptism of Jesus, where he is present in the water (physically), God's voice is heard affirming Christ as the "beloved son", and the Spirit is seen in the form of a dove. While some might brand me a heretic for entering this discourse, I must state that the concept of Trinity was defined to resolve logical issues when considering the nature of God (who regularly claims that He is One, and that there are no other gods before or after him), the nature of Christ (who is, it seems, both God and man), and the nature of the Holy Spirit (sent from God, the Comforter who could not come while Christ remained). The early church fathers branded modalism--the concept that the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit--were all simply differnt manifestations of the same being--as a heresy largely in part to the fact that the human mind could not comprehend that God could appear, as in the case of Jesus' baptism, in more than one mode at once. My view, therefore, would be (as I term it), a non-spacially-or-chronologically-limited modalism. My beliefe is that the God of the Bible is one God. We see him active as (using the terms most commonly known) God the Father, he came as Christ the Son, and comes as the Holy Spirit. I make no claim to special revelation or knowledge. I simply acknowledge that this God is beyond my knowing. If it is still easier for some to grapple with the concept of Trinity, let them. In either view, Christ is held as divine, a sacrifice of substitutionary atonement. My view does not beg the claim (of the Jehovah's Witnesses) that I worship a "three-headed-monster-god", nor does it evoke the claim (of the Muslim) that we are polytheists.

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    84. Re:As a literary.... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      You seem to be confused about quite a few things. First is Pi IT actually comes out to around 3.14 which is close enough.

      Second, You have to understand the mindset of the churches who perpetrated the acts you mention. They actually misread revelations and though Jesus was coming back after 1000 years. When that didn't happen, they thought they were supposed to create the promised kingdom on earth. That responsibility has since changed hands a few times and then the concept of the rapture comes around with a more literal reading of revelations. But it was in all cases, the error of man which caused the ills you speak. And it was the misconception of biblical prophecy compounded by canons that caused it, not the word of god.

      Now, the canonization preserved those words. But it isn't what they did to preserve the words but what they did to understand them that created the problems. You really have to look at it as a two stage process. First, preserve the words and meaning. Second, to discover messages and act on them. The second part is the part that went bad because they were the sole works of man. That is a little but of an over simplification but it isn't far off from the concepts.

    85. Re:As a literary.... by Sally+Forth · · Score: 1

      Or it would, if you've ever seen any pacifists claiming that people who aren't pacifists don't deserve to live. C'mon, equating a creator of evil and a fighter of evil and contrasting them against those who choose to do nothing against evil is rather silly.

    86. Re:As a literary.... by Sally+Forth · · Score: 1

      I've been reading the Koran. So far I've only got partway through it's "correction" of the Old Testament. The correction I've found most interesting so far is that Moses was told by God to strike the rock to bring forth water for the Israelites. In the manuscripts that both Jews and Christians follow, it says that God told Moses to speak to the rock. Moses struck it instead, and did not give the glory to God. He was punished for it.

      Why is that at all significant? Well, Muslims believe that one way to be assured of Heaven is to follow the example of a "righteous man". Christians say that "there is none righteous" and point out that even the very best and most prized of God's people have gone astray. I found it interesting that at least one piece of evidence to refute the Muslim view has been mysteriously altered ("corrected?") in the Koran.

      As I continue reading, I begin to wonder what else I will find in the 'history sections' that has been altered.. *ahem*.. 'corrected'.. in order to turn a very unusual and groundbreaking theology into Just Another Try To Be Good Enough Religion.

    87. Re:As a literary.... by Darby · · Score: 1

      When atheist are wrong, and many religions state that, it doesn't mean they are coming together, it means that there is a high likelihood that atheist are wrong.

      OK, so you have proven yourself to be a total failure at basic reasoning skills and nothing more with that bit of lunacy.

      There is zero evidence for any religion being true (or even sane).
      People who don't choose to believe idiotic nonsense "just because" aren't wrong. They're rational. That's outside right or wrong. People who do believe such things have a vanishingly small chance of being right, but given how unlikely it's zero for most intents and purposes. So they're most likely dead fucking wrong. Actually most of them absolutely have to be if one is right. They're definitely irrational though.

      I'm still laughing at your point which is that "whatever a bunch of people think must be right". So when exactly did the earth stop being the center of the universe and move to its present location? You do know that if you assume what you said was sane, then you have to assume that that change did, in fact, happen.

      What a nutter.

    88. Re:As a literary.... by Grym · · Score: 1

      I often have people cite how Scripture is contradictory. Would you be so kind as to provide some specific examples that I may review and address?

      I suspect that such a discourse would devolve into a meaningless test of your ability to rationalize versus my recollection of the Bible. I'm not really interested in that as such an argument would become tiresome and honestly beside my original point. If you are truly interested in some of these specific contradictions, however, there are plenty of websites and books which document them.

      If you examine my quote, I do not claim that the "modern, accepted form" of the Bible is a "perfect, divine work".

      Sorry if I wasn't clear on this, I wasn't trying to put words into your mouth. The way I see it, there can be two logical rationales for believing that canonization was divine:

      1. The modern, accepted form of the bible is, as a work, perfect and clearly divine in its content.
      2. The human institutions which were responsible for canonization demonstrated infallibility at other times.

      The purpose of my first paragraph was to dispute (1). In my view, the content of the Bible as work of literature fails to demonstrate its divinity in its content. In short, it does not transcend the primitive people and culture of the time periods in which it was written in either knowledge or moral philosophy. Take the morally indefensible institution of slavery, for example. Why is it that the Bible does not clearly condemn it? One could resort to a "God works in mysterious ways" brand of argument but the most reasonable explanation is that the Bible is a reflection of the people which produced it and that those people saw nothing wrong with slavery.

      Furthermore the internal contradictions aside, the Bible is also very unclear on many important aspects of both its meaning and message to the point where it lends itself to limitless interpretations on what should be fundamentally basic points of the human experience. The sheer number of denominations and divisions that are included under the banner of "Christianity" and the extremes which encompass their views demonstrate the Bible's lack of clarity, which would, otherwise, be expected of a perfect, divine work.

      I don't think you believe (2), so I won't address it any more than I did in my previous post.

      I simply state that I believe God preserved the writings he intended to preserve--writings that may help us understand his character, and his plan of salvation. Had he not wanted the teaching of the cross to go forth, he could have allowed for the teaching to be diluted, for the early manuscripts to have been lost, or that the early sect of the Christians had been eliminated.

      This is self-justifying, circular logic. You're suggesting that the Bible is a divine work simply by the nature of its existence. Similar arguments could be made for any ancient (or even modern) text.

      -Grym

    89. Re:As a literary.... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      OK, so you have proven yourself to be a total failure at basic reasoning skills and nothing more with that bit of lunacy.

      Actually, no I haven't. It is reasonably rstablished that when everyone else is saying your wrong, you are generally the one who is wrong. If you have a hard time understanding that, then you have a severe disconnect with reality.

      There is zero evidence for any religion being true (or even sane).

      Actually, you completely wrong there. There are stories that have been validated by geological finds, there are certain facts of different books that have been proven to of been true, there are facets of different religions that bring the same undisputed elements to the table. In fact, there is an overwhelming amount of historical evidence pertaining to all the religions surrounding the Abrahamic God. All of which has been scientifically verified to some extent. Don't confuse a few things for the entire religion or any religion.

      People who don't choose to believe idiotic nonsense "just because" aren't wrong. They're rational. That's outside right or wrong. People who do believe such things have a vanishingly small chance of being right, but given how unlikely it's zero for most intents and purposes. So they're most likely dead fucking wrong. Actually most of them absolutely have to be if one is right. They're definitely irrational though.

      They aren't wrong in any way. They could be but seeing how you can't test for it, you are in no position to make a statement one way or another. If you choose to, it will be nothing but your opinion which carries about as much weight as the person's who you are attempting to claim is wrong. You also are showing your ignorance here with the If one is right, the others are wrong BS. In all three of the major abrahamic based religions, god doesn't put more into a person then they can handle. This means that they could be doing things completely different because of God.

      I'm still laughing at your point which is that "whatever a bunch of people think must be right". So when exactly did the earth stop being the center of the universe and move to its present location? You do know that if you assume what you said was sane, then you have to assume that that change did, in fact, happen.

      When did changing from a geocentric orbit prove you to be right? Your attempting to ride on the coat tails of issues long resolved and they don't help your case much. No where in any of the bibles does it say everything revolves around the earth, that was solely a conscript of man. Yet here you are thinking that your "smart" by bringing it up as if it is supposed to show your sanity above anyone else's.

      Indeed you should be laughing. Everyone else is too. Except they are laughing at you and not with you. BTW, we already know that you can't read, you have problems with context, and you don't know when to shut up, so lets look at what I said and you can tell me where the obvious error is.

      When atheist are wrong, and many religions state that, it doesn't mean they are coming together, it means that there is a high likelihood that atheist are wrong.

      Now here, I said "WHEN ATHEISTS ARE WRONG".. We need a pause here to see if you understand that statement. "AND many religions state that".. Now lets examine this so far, WHEN, not if or they are, WHEN someone is wrong AND diverse people point it out, It doesn't mean that they are coming together, it means that there is a high likelihood that they are wrong. So, what is there? A high likelihood, not all the time, but a statement of probability. And what is the statement about? It is about them being wrong. Wrong on what? What ever they are doing when atheist are wrong.

      You see, to any normal person with an average IQ or better, my statement says that when people are wro

    90. Re:As a literary.... by HikingStick · · Score: 1

      Do I believe that the institutions that canonized Scripture were likely flawed, or at least made of collections of fallable persons? Absolutely. That does not negate my belief that God may used flawed vessels for his purposes. I claim that the Bible is divine not simply because of its existance, but because of its existance in conjunction with its claims (including prophecies that have been fulfilled), the specific historical accuracy of its accounts (the biblical record has not once been contradicted by any archaelogical evidence), and the honesty of its narrative (the persons in the Scriptures are presented with all their flaws). The narrative claims to be that of God, given through men. It is a claim that is either true of false, though one not easily tested in an empirical setting. It is similar to the way the Christ claimed deity. Either he was a lunatic, or he was what he claimed to be.

      I accept that God created and preserved the Scriptures (without regard to canon) because of experiential proofs that are meaningful only to me. I cannot convince you otherwise. If you do not accept that God exists, it makes no sense to believe that he has chosen to communicate to us at all. If you accept that he exists, and accept that such a being might desire to be in relationship with us (a concept even I find hard to comprehend), then one must seek to discern how he has chosen to communicate with us. There are many so-called sacred texts in the world. Each makes some sort of claim regarding our ability to communicate with (or transcend to) the divine. From that point, it becomes a journey to discern which path is true. Not all can be true since they have conflicting claims: Jesus said "no man may come to the Father but through me"--that clearly conflicts with the concept that all sincerely held beliefs lead to God. So, circular logic? Only if you discount my own experiential basis for belief. I believe that God is all-powerful, therefore nothing is too difficult for him. Beginning with that belief, I have no difficulty accepting that God could have preserved specific writings for our time, even if the institutions and persons involved were not perfect. We don't disallow witnesses from testifying in a court of law simply because they are flawed, or simply because they may have their own motivations. We surely try to weed out those who would promote their own agenda over the truth, but we still accept testimony as testimony. It is then up to a jury to decide if the testimony was true and the witness credible. The Scriptures contain many such accounts of witnesses to events. The question, thus, is this: how do you judge the witnesses--are they being truthful and are they credible? I believe that, yes, the witnesses of Scriture were truthful, and I believe that the support of the historical and archaelogical record proves them credible.

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    91. Re:As a literary.... by Aapje · · Score: 1

      Actually, no I haven't. It is reasonably established that when everyone else is saying your wrong, you are generally the one who is wrong. If you have a hard time understanding that, then you have a severe disconnect with reality.

      There is absolutely no guarantee that conventional wisdom is true. For instance, conventional wisdom is that the McDonalds coffee burn lawsuit was frivolous, which is not true (if you actually look at the details of the case). I agree that conventional wisdom is true more often than not, so it's not unreasonable to hold it as true until you actually judge the arguments/evidence yourself. However, that is simply laziness (because we can't be bothered to actually look at the evidence) and you should recognize it as such. You certainly can't use your unwillingness to come up with actual evidence as proof.

      Also, there is a great diversity among religions. For instance, not all religions believe in a monotheistic God. For the ones that do, the 'definition' of their God may vary a great deal, ranging from a personal God that (may) answer your prayers to an all-encompassing abstract God (Pantheism). I don't think that conventional wisdom is particularly trustworthy when there is so much diversity. It's not like 80% of the world population has exactly the same beliefs concerning religion.

      There are stories that have been validated by geological finds, there are certain facts of different books that have been proven to of been true, there are facets of different religions that bring the same undisputed elements to the table.

      Here is my 'provable' religion:

      I believe that God created dinosaurs in the Triassic period and killed them off in the Cretaceous period. God looks like a bowl of spaghetti.

      Now, I hope you can agree that the geological facts in my 'religion' do not prove that God looks like a bowl of spaghetti. Similarly, the existence of facts in religious books does not mean that God actually exists. To prove that, you need to find evidence for God. Until now, science has found no such proof. On the contrary, claims of interference by God in the world of matter have been disproven time and again. Also, many facts provided by religious texts turned out to be false after scientific examination.

      No where in any of the bibles does it say everything revolves around the earth, that was solely a conscript of man.

      In Joshua 10:12-14, the Bible says that the sun stopped and thus didn't go down. This is nonsense, because for the sun not to go down, the earth has to stop. The verse only makes sense if the writer believed that the sun revolved around the earth. The catholic church believed this for a very long time, until science proved this incorrect. Of course, now the catholic church simply ignores the verse.

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    92. Re:As a literary.... by Grym · · Score: 1

      I appreciate the candor and honesty of your response. I promise I wasn't trying to turn this into a question of your personal faith or a debate about the existence of God.

      I claim that the Bible is divine not simply because of its existance, but because of its existance in conjunction with its claims (including prophecies that have been fulfilled), the specific historical accuracy of its accounts (the biblical record has not once been contradicted by any archaelogical evidence), and the honesty of its narrative (the persons in the Scriptures are presented with all their flaws).

      The Bible need not be divine to be true. I don't think you're giving our ancestors enough credit here. Though the Bible is exceptional in this regard, other ancient texts are historically accurate without the help of God. And as far as prophesies go, much of their accuracy lies within the eye of the beholder.

      It just bothers me how many Christians (particularly Protestants) accept the fallibility of man and institutions of men (For instance, the Catholic Church) yet fail to see how this easily applies to what is, ultimately, a product (from authoring, to canonization, propagation, and translation) of the work of men: the Bible. I do not know if this stems from general ignorance of the origins and history of the Bible, hesitancy of religious leaders to address such issues, or cognitive dissonance, but I do know that it often leads to a false sense of righteousness and abuse.

      Humility was often a theme to the teachings of Jesus. I just think that we people of faith are in need of a certain amount of humility. It is a humble person who admits that he might be wrong and acknowledges the limitations of his own knowledge.

      -Grym

    93. Re:As a literary.... by HikingStick · · Score: 1

      It just bothers me how many Christians (particularly Protestants) accept the fallibility of man and institutions of men (For instance, the Catholic Church) yet fail to see how this easily applies to what is, ultimately, a product (from authoring, to canonization, propagation, and translation) of the work of men: the Bible. I do not know if this stems from general ignorance of the origins and history of the Bible, hesitancy of religious leaders to address such issues, or cognitive dissonance, but I do know that it often leads to a false sense of righteousness and abuse.

      I believe most leaders of the Church (in its various denominations and forms) would acknowledge the frailty and failures of men and their organizations and efforts, but they would also profess a belief that God was/is able to preserve his intended message through those flawed mechanisms. I'm not suggesting that God preserved or approves of all the interpretations men layer upon the message, but rather that he preserved the message itself.

      I appreciate your willingness to engage in civil dialogue on this topic. I don't mean to belabor the discussion, so there's no need to read on if you are satisfied with our exchange. I include the following as a means to help explain further why I consider the Scripture, particularly the New Testament, to be a reliable witness.

      # # #

      All translations of Scripture embed a level of interpretation made by the translators. There are palces in the Scriptures where scholars are unsure of what specific words mean (if, for example, it is the only use of that word in all of the texts and if there are few uses of that word in other contemporary literature), and other places where judgments must be made as to context (for example, how to iterpretat ancient Greek language and usage to an equivalent phrase in English when our lexicon may use only one word to represent a concept, like love, that has three separate words with distinct meanings in Greek). This I acknowledge. Is it possible that errors were made in translating such passages? Absolutely! To the best of my understanding, however, none of those questionable sections touch on any of the primary teachings of the Christian faith. On those issues, the Scriptures (in a myriad of translations) have tremendous unity with not only historical manuscripts like the Authorized King James Version, the Vulgate, and others, but also tremendous translational integrity with those extant copies and fragments that date into the first and second centuries A.D.

      Examining the texts solely from a historical, literary perspective, there is more reason to believe that the Scriptures (and here I am specifically referring to the New Testament) accurately captured the lives and events of Christ and the Apostles (those who were witnesses to the life of Christ) than there is for any other author of antiquity. The earliest copies (seven of them) of Plato are dated approximately 1200 years after their writing, but few scholars doubt their origin. There was a 1400 year gap for the writings of Aristotle to the extant copies, with only 49 manuscripts. The most reliable work we find from antiquity, apart from the Scriptures, is Homer's Illiad, copies of which date to about 500 years after its writing and over 640 manuscripts. Of those manuscripts, there was about 95% agreement between them, showing the internal consistency of the documents. For the New Testament Scriptures, the gap between the original writings and the earliest copies is less than 100 years, there are approximately 5,600 extant copies in the original languages (Greek and Hebrew), and those copies have greater than 98% internal consistency. In fact the smallest gap for any of the Gospel fragments appears to be for the Gospel of John (the one most often attacked as a later insertion to elevate Christ to having a divine nature), as found in the John Rylands Fragment, which dates the earliest copy to approximately 29 years from th

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    94. Re:As a literary.... by Darby · · Score: 1

      It is reasonably rstablished that when everyone else is saying your wrong, you are generally the one who is wrong. If you have a hard time understanding that, then you have a severe disconnect with reality.

      Not really. If you were talking about anything rational or anything that had evidence, then you might be close to making a valid point, but you're not.

      Actually, you completely wrong there.

      And then you go on to do nothing to demonstrate your ridiculous claim. Yes, there are mentions of actual historical *places* and *people*. Likewise most of Greek mythology is set in real places. None of that says anything about the truth of the magical fairy tale nonsense.

      They could be but seeing how you can't test for it, you are in no position to make a statement one way or another. If you choose to, it will be nothing but your opinion which carries about as much weight as the person's who you are attempting to claim is wrong.

      Which is likewise complete nonsense. Your insistence that such a ridiculous statement must be true just demonstrates the caustic affect of blind faith on basic reasoning skills. There is no evidence of any god or gods although there have been thousands proposed. Every mystical claim of any religion which admits to testing has proven false. So someone saying they believe in mystical fairies because they had it drummed into their head before their brain was developed enough to differentiate fantasy and reality is not in any way on the same level as the idea that such far out fantasies should require some sort of evidence.

      When did changing from a geocentric orbit prove you to be right? Your attempting to ride on the coat tails of issues long resolved and they don't help your case much. No where in any of the bibles does it say everything revolves around the earth, that was solely a conscript of man. Yet here you are thinking that your "smart" by bringing it up as if it is supposed to show your sanity above anyone else's.

      You claimed that if most people believe something, then somebody who doesn't think that must be wrong. Once upon a time most people believed in the heliocentric idea. Some people didn't agree and thought the sun was the center of the solar system.
      According to you, the heliocentric idea was correct until enough people started believing in the sol centric idea at which point reality changed to fit the popular view.
      That is a consequence of your statement. The idiocy inherent in your position is what I was illustrating.

      I'm not sure if your abstract reality thinks that atheist are infallible or something, or if your just too fucking stupid to understand a simple sentence, Either way, you took something completely our of context and twisted it for your own purposes.

      LOL, neither obviously. You merely failed to use written language to communicate a simple idea. You still haven't managed to do so effectively. Perhaps you should try more thinking and less believing? That's usually the cure.

    95. Re:As a literary.... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Not really. If you were talking about anything rational or anything that had evidence, then you might be close to making a valid point, but you're not.

      The subject and scope of what I said doesn't need to rely on anything rational.

      And then you go on to do nothing to demonstrate your ridiculous claim. Yes, there are mentions of actual historical *places* and *people*. Likewise most of Greek mythology is set in real places. None of that says anything about the truth of the magical fairy tale nonsense.

      Lol.. And you think it is all about magical fairy tales. This is the problem with people like you. You have no fucking clue about what your talking about and yet you want to impose your very wrong view onto everyone else as a whole. Here is a hint, not all of the stories in the bibles involve magic. Perhaps you should read the damn thing before spouting your mouth off about it or any of them. I hope you don't approach anything in science that way, it is doomed to being just as fucked as you are.

      Which is likewise complete nonsense. Your insistence that such a ridiculous statement must be true just demonstrates the caustic affect of blind faith on basic reasoning skills. There is no evidence of any god or gods although there have been thousands proposed. Every mystical claim of any religion which admits to testing has proven false. So someone saying they believe in mystical fairies because they had it drummed into their head before their brain was developed enough to differentiate fantasy and reality is not in any way on the same level as the idea that such far out fantasies should require some sort of evidence.

      First of all, QUIT reading into my statements. I have never said that religion must be true. I said that your lack of testing them doesn't make them false. That is an entirely different position and perhaps a new concept with you. But it is a scientific concept that you should be at least familiar with.

      BTW, point me to all these tests that have been done on the gods. It would seem to me that doing the tests would admit their existences. But obviously you know something that everyone else doesn't so show us the proof. Come on, don't just rely on blind faith that what you have said is true, show me the proof, I want links to the tests.

      You claimed that if most people believe something, then somebody who doesn't think that must be wrong.

      No i didn't. I spent the better part of 2 or 3 paragraphs explaining that in my last post and you still don't get it? What the fuck are you stupid? Why don't you post my original statement and break it down like I did and make those claims. I bet you can't and still pretend to be honest because i simply didn't say that. I noticed that you completely avoided anything I posted on it.

      Once upon a time most people believed in the heliocentric idea. Some people didn't agree and thought the sun was the center of the solar system.
      According to you, the heliocentric idea was correct until enough people started believing in the sol centric idea at which point reality changed to fit the popular view.

      No, according to me, the earth centric idea was replaced the other because it was more right then the it. Let me repeat what I said "WHEN ATHEISTS ARE WRONG". Not if they are wrong or they could be wrong or that are wrong. I said nothing about atheists being wrong except for WHEN they are wrong. Some now, you are attempting to twist a statement that said different religions aren't coming together, they are simply pointing out something that is wrong into some world of yours that doesn't fit. I did not and never did say that all atheist are wrong all the time nor did I say anything about the majority is always right all the time. I'm not sure why you cannot understand simple language but I bet it has something to

    96. Re:As a literary.... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      There is absolutely no guarantee that conventional wisdom is true. For instance, conventional wisdom is that the McDonalds coffee burn lawsuit was frivolous, which is not true (if you actually look at the details of the case). I agree that conventional wisdom is true more often than not, so it's not unreasonable to hold it as true until you actually judge the arguments/evidence yourself. However, that is simply laziness (because we can't be bothered to actually look at the evidence) and you should recognize it as such. You certainly can't use your unwillingness to come up with actual evidence as proof.

      I never put any guarantees on it being true. I said it is probably that they would be wrong. So let look at the McDonald's hot coffee, conventional wisdom says someone spilled hot coffee purchased from McDonald's on their selves and suite. It is also conventional wisdom that they won a large reward from the suit. Two out of three isn't bad.

      As for offering proof, I don't need to. I'm not the wrong making the accusations, I was answering them. My answer was also not the someone was wrong, it was then WHEN they are wrong, it isn't diverse groups coming together, it is more likely just all of them pointing it out. I'm not sure why idiots seem to think they need to challenge that but as it appears, you have joined the club. Perhaps you could show proof of different religions comming together to battle atheists which was the claim I responded to.

      Here is my 'provable' religion:

      I believe that God created dinosaurs in the Triassic period and killed them off in the Cretaceous period. God looks like a bowl of spaghetti.

      Sure, Why not. Now if you can find any archaeological evidence to support it, then your on your way. Of course starting a religion in this day and age makes you look like a kook but who is counting. It has been seen for a while where some people are attempting to use Science as a religion which is just as kooky.

      Now, I hope you can agree that the geological facts in my 'religion' do not prove that God looks like a bowl of spaghetti. Similarly, the existence of facts in religious books does not mean that God actually exists. To prove that, you need to find evidence for God. Until now, science has found no such proof. On the contrary, claims of interference by God in the world of matter have been disproven time and again. Also, many facts provided by religious texts turned out to be false after scientific examination.

      And I hope you are smart enough to know that the lack of anything doesn't disprove anything. Do you understand this concept? IF you have no evidence supporting or denying something, you aren't in a position to make an authorative statement one way or another.

      As for the interference, I'm not sure I have heard any claims of GODLY interference. Perhaps you could elaborate on them some more. To the Facts, what facts have been discredited? I'm not sure I follow you here, if your saying that things like the Shroud of Turin, That has little to do with the religion. If your talking about the stories in the bible and stuff, I'm not aware of anyone who has disputed that. I know sites once thought to have been biblically important have been shown to be in the wrong places and small stuff like that. Perhaps you would like to put up some creditable information here too.

      In Joshua 10:12-14, the Bible says that the sun stopped and thus didn't go down. This is nonsense, because for the sun not to go down, the earth has to stop. The verse only makes sense if the writer believed that the sun revolved around the earth. The catholic church believed this for a very long time, until science proved this incorrect. Of course, now the catholic church simply ignores the verse.

      We can agree it is nonsense but it doesn't say anything about the orbit of the sun or earth. You are in

    97. Re:As a literary.... by Tom · · Score: 1

      Yes, exactly. Language being the way it is (i.e. evolving and changing over time), we can only guess at what our ancestors really meant in their writings. As you point out in your "inn" example, cultural contexts of a society alien to us also play an important role and are too often ignored. For example, it was history that taught me that there is an important missing piece in the whole Jesus story: The romans did not actually use crucifiction at that time. They were, however, fairly fond of impaling (which is just as, if not more, painful and long-lasting). It also involves a wodden stake, so this might be another issue of mis-translation.

      The "young woman/virgin" issue is something you'll find interesting. There are some inconsistencies within the biblical texts, as in early prophecies (if I remember correctly) in the old testament, the actual word for virgin is used here and there, but the new testament uses the word for "young woman" (as do some parts of the old).

      Bible study is probably an interesting topic, if one shares the faith. I don't so I don't go in too deep, I just picked up stuff here and there when it came to disproving some of the zealous fanatics who claim they have the word of their god in their hands, but couldn't read a word of it in its original tongue. :-)

      And oh yes, I totally agree on the devil thing. Without devil and hell, the entire xian faith collapses. For love is meaningless without its opposite, and an omnipresent being can by definition not offer the third alternative - ignorance.

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    98. Re:As a literary.... by Aapje · · Score: 1

      Two out of three isn't bad.

      It depends. If I am scheduled for an operation that two out of three people survive, I might disagree. Similarly, I might not want to submit to all the arbitrary rules and regulations of various religions on such flimsy evidence. Instead, I might want to be 'free' (or more accurately: guided by MY conscience).

      As for offering proof, I don't need to. I'm not the wrong making the accusations, I was answering them.

      Actually, you were arguing that atheists are wrong because most people believe they are (and presumably believe in God). That sounds like an accusation to me. I was responding to that allegation.

      Of course starting a religion in this day and age makes you look like a kook but who is counting. It has been seen for a while where some people are attempting to use Science as a religion which is just as kooky.

      Why would that be kooky? You seem to believe that a religion is best (or can even be proven) if it matches science closely. So the best 'religion' is science itself, without believing in God (unless you can prove he exists). Of course, that's not a religion at all, because you don't have strong beliefs in unproven 'facts'.

      Also, I don't know any actual science religions. Scientology and the Raëlian Church are sci-fi religions, so they believe in scientific sounding bullshit, not in actual science.

      And I hope you are smart enough to know that the lack of anything doesn't disprove anything. Do you understand this concept? IF you have no evidence supporting or denying something, you aren't in a position to make an authorative statement one way or another.

      I never said that I believe that God doesn't exist. I simply don't believe that God exists. The people who are making the authoritive statements without evidence are the religious people, not the atheists.

      As for the interference, I'm not sure I have heard any claims of GODLY interference. Perhaps you could elaborate on them some more.

      Most religions state that God interacts with us and can cause material changes, such as miracles. Many Christians claim that prayer can help sick people recover, for instance. Claims like that can be tested through science.

      To the Facts, what facts have been discredited?

      Genesis in the Bible:

      • God creates night (dark) and day (light). A few days later God created the sun. This makes no sense at all, because daytime happens to the part of earth that is directed towards the sun. Without the sun there would be no day(light), so how can the sun be created after the seperation into days and nights?
      • The Bible states that the stars are created after the earth. This cannot be true according to science (the matter that makes up planets has to have been created in a star).
      • Earth and the universe were created in 6 days according to the Bible. Cosmology has very strong evidence that it took almost 14 billion years.

      Koran:

      • Creation took 6 days. Same objection as above.
      • King Solomon listens to ants talk. Ants do not have the mental or physical capacity to articulate the sentences that are recorded in the Koran.
      • Mountains were supposedly created to prevent earthquakes. However, mountains do no such thing.

      But more importantly, the sun and the moon standing still while "the people had avenged themselves upon their enemies" could be more of a metaphoric statement then an actual accounting.

      Fine. But when you start to interpret religious texts so that it matches science, you cannot argue that correct facts in religious texts are proof. That would require the possibility of the text not matching science, which is impossible when you can always just change your interpretation.

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    99. Re:As a literary.... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      It depends. If I am scheduled for an operation that two out of three people survive, I might disagree. Similarly, I might not want to submit to all the arbitrary rules and regulations of various religions on such flimsy evidence. Instead, I might want to be 'free' (or more accurately: guided by MY conscience).

      If your expected to die without the operation anyways, then a 66% survival rate compared to a 100% mortality rate isn't bad. As for the Arbitrary7 rules of religion, I'm not sure anyone is making you follow those rules. There definitely shouldn't be, unless public law mirrors some of those rules. But hay, not killing people happens to be a pretty good public law outside of any religion.

      Actually, you were arguing that atheists are wrong because most people believe they are (and presumably believe in God). That sounds like an accusation to me. I was responding to that allegation.

      Actually no, I was not arguing that at all. I don't know why you can't read, you have missed the point in the original statement and all the other times I have attempted explain it and are insisting in imposing your own made up version. Let's do this one last time here. WHEN doesn't imply anything other then a particulate situation were something has happened or exists. So if I say "WHEN atheists are wrong", I actually mean the times that they are wrong, not that they are now or are because of anything believed elsewhere. So "when they are wrong, it doesn't mean that religions are coming together, it means that they are wrong" means that because several groups of people point out in mass that someone is wrong, it doesn't mean that they are coming together, it means that someone is wrong. You need to focus on the "not coming together" part and realize that the statement I made was an attempt to show that the Unity the op suggested was a figment of his imagination based on a common reaction to a falsehood. To ignore that is like saying that Iraq and Al Qeada had come together because they both disliked the USA.

      Again, I'm not sure why your having such a complexed time understanding that even after several attempts to clarify. If the Chinese attacked Russia, Western Europe, and America at the same time during the cold war, we could both fight them without coming together. It would be because we were both responding to a specific event that we shared with the aggressive entity. If you still don't understand this concept, Then I think maybe it is time that you stop talking about it because your just not capable.

      Why would that be kooky? You seem to believe that a religion is best (or can even be proven) if it matches science closely. So the best 'religion' is science itself, without believing in God (unless you can prove he exists). Of course, that's not a religion at all, because you don't have strong beliefs in unproven 'facts'.

      I'm not sure I understand what you just attempted to say there. I'm not sure that you do either but please attempt to clarify a little. Now, as for it being Kooky, it is because religions, at least the popular ones, tend to have connections to pre-written historical times. The Idea of starting something like a new religion that isn't a tongue in cheek reference (pastafarians) or a scam (heavens gate cult, Scientology and so one) is a dubious one that doesn't hold much credibility.

      As for matching science closely, No, that isn't too much of a problem. However, if your religion is directly countering something science has shown with empirical evidence, then you have problems. So there has to be somewhat of a sanity to the mix. BTW, lack of evidence, empirical or not, doesn't "disprove" anything.

      Also, I don't know any actual science religions. Scientology and the Raëlian Church are sci-fi religions, so they believe in scientific sounding bullshit, not in actual science.

      Just

  8. OMG, BLASPHEMY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heretic, you will burn for spreading the truth.
    SRSLY

  9. Not predictions of the future in it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I've got a feeling that some people won't be happy to see it online, since it makes no mention of the resurrection, which is a central part of Christian belief"

    Was it not written 400 BC? But then again, if the words in the bible are the words of god & he is allknowing, he should have known, should he not? Finally proof he is not allknowing! IT MUST BE A HOAX!

  10. Translation and commentaries? by SplinterOfChaos · · Score: 1

    Should be fun. I wonder if they're going to say "Thou shall not kill" or "Thou shall not murder". I can't wait to count the mistranslations! Or, who knows, maybe historians will lead the project. Maybe definitely.

    1. Re:Translation and commentaries? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So long as it doesn't say Thou Shalt Not Wank I'll be OK

    2. Re:Translation and commentaries? by SplinterOfChaos · · Score: 2, Funny

      Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great.
      If a sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate.

    3. Re:Translation and commentaries? by evilbessie · · Score: 1

      Well what do you expect from things translated from ancient hebrew, a language which has the foresight to include no spaces and no voules, which will obviously has no ambiguity to it...

    4. Re:Translation and commentaries? by querist · · Score: 1

      I've had this debate with people who are well educated in this topic. I am not a Biblical languages scholar, but I have studied both Biblical Hebrew and Biblical (Koine) Greek.

      Hebrew, like any other semitic language, includes spaces between words under normal circumstances. They reduced (or seemingly eliminated) the spaces because paper was very expensive in those days and they wanted to be able to fit as much as they could on the paper while maintaining readability. Remember that most of that was passed down by oral tradition, so people were familiar with the content. The written record was there to serve as a teaching tool and a reference.

      It was not like modern times where believing households can, and often do, own multiple copies of their respective Scriptures. The only copies of the Torah were found in the Synagogues, the Temple, and perhaps in the houses of some very, very weathly Jews.

      Have you ever seen the way that the scrolls are brought out in Synagogue? The pomp and ceremony hints at the immense value (both spiritually and monetarily) that those scrolls represent.

      Regarding the use of vowel points (nikud). They first came into common use in about the 9th Century CE as an aid to reading. In Semitic languages, the root meaning of the word is contained in the consonants and the vowels are used to change the part of speech and enhance the meaning. Also, the vowels are just marks above or below the consonants. (With the exception of the letter Aleph.)

      I'm sure that we've all seen examples of sentences in English written without vowels.
      'm sr tht wv ll sn xmpls f sntncs n nglsh wrttn wtht vwls.

      For a native English speaker, it's usually not that difficult to read such a sentence. Similarly, for a literate native Hebrew speaker, reading such a sentence, with the context of the rest of the sentence, and given the fact that the root meaning of a word in any Semitic language is tied only to the consonant clusters, it makes sense that there would be little need for vowels.

      Have you ever spoken with a non-native English speaker, especially someone whose native language is grammatically very different than English, such as a Chinese person? How about a Chinese person whose English is not very good? Have you noticed how they will often forget to use "the", or how they will use the wrong verb forms? You still understand what they are saying, though, from the context.

      And, by the way, the Hebrew word in that commandment is usually considered to mean "commit murder". "Thou shalt not kill." was a simplification intended to make it easier for the uneducated masses to understand.

    5. Re:Translation and commentaries? by evilbessie · · Score: 1

      Whilst you may have many valid points, my point was that no matter who you are if is very difficult to translate a language into another, more so if the language is now dead. So ambiguity does exist in the text, so anyone going this is a definitive text clearly has no idea of the complexity and choices the translators have made.

    6. Re:Translation and commentaries? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Verily, the book of Python, Chapter forty two: "my brain hurts, too!"

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  11. Re:CE not BCE by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    If the gospels had been written 400 years beforehand that would have impressed me.

  12. NOT BCE by stupidflanders · · Score: 0, Redundant

    According to the article, the text was "Handwritten in Greek more than 1,600 years ago". 1600+ years ago would be around 400 AD (or CE, for you revisionist folks, though the numbering is the same). This is NOT before the Common Era. The summary is off by eight centuries (otherwise it would make perfect sense that this text did not contain anything about the Resurrection, considering it was 400 years before Christ! :-p)

  13. I really wish people would get a clue by Shivetya · · Score: 5, Interesting

    but there were never any books I wasn't allowed to read while going to a Catholic school. The earth wasn't flat, gays weren't out to get me, and doing a book report on Darwin didn't get me excommunicated. If anything religion was the framework for how one behaved in school and did not control what I learned there.

    If anything going to a public school was more of a shocker, stepping back the equivalent of two grades and being bombarded with more ignorance than one can shake a stick at.

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    1. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I must have missed what exactly you were responding so righteously to there; if not then what do Catholic school policies have to do with potentials for catholic wackos going crazy over the old book again?

    2. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by Yvanhoe · · Score: 4, Informative

      I think the grandfather comment was a reminder of how the Catholic Church has been known to react toward "open sourcing" their knowledges. One of the big differences between Catholics and Protestants was that Catholics were not allowed to read the bible. In fact it was illegal to own a Bible at home (in XVIIth century France at least)

      The Index (of forbidden books) was updated until the Vatican II council (1966) and is still considered by the Holy See to have a moral value as a list of the books one should prevent oneself from reading.

      The general feeling is that the Roman Catholic Church's main dogma is the "the doctrine is the truth" so if something seems to be the truth outside of the doctrine, it is dangerous and should be fought. The Church is not known for its research centers trying to find archaeological proofs of the Bible or to correct its versions with the many manuscript fragments that are found regularly.

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    3. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by Frogbert · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I see your anecdote and raise you another.

      My Father was caned by Maris Brothers every day he went to school, he was also punched and beaten on a regular basis. On "sports" days they would be required to sit in the middle of a field in the summer heat, with out water or food. Their names would be called and they would have to run around the field. If a student didn't run fast enough a brother would run up behind him and kick him in the arse until he speed up.

      Anything considered hearsay or heresy would result in an even more severe beating.

      Those men were animals.

    4. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by loraksus · · Score: 1

      When I was in early Catholic school (grade 2?), we were back to back with a public school full of "brown kids" and used to throw handfuls of rocks at them through the fence while yelling racial slurs. The rocks were conveniently supplied via a gravel pit that got refilled often. The other kids fought back of course, but they didn't really have a source of ammo nearby.
      This wasn't actively encouraged, but I don't recall anyone ever getting in trouble for it and I know we got some kids in the eye a few times.
      Very surreal memory.

      Kind of depends on where you go... Then again, an elementary school named "St. Catherine of Siena" is a bit "wtf" to begin with. Oh well.

      That said, other Catholic schools were fairly liberal in what they allowed, and public schools were generally inferior, as you say.

      Except for the school who fired a teacher because he divorced and remarried.

      Oh, and...

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    5. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by kahei · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There's no point trying to counter faith with facts. Many people have *faith* that the Catholic church, and/or Christianity in general, has all kinds of weird, sinister practises and beliefs. That faith is part of how they define themselves and how they build their worldview, and presenting facts will get the reaction you'd expect whenever facts are held up against cherished beliefs. They can always pick some weird incident or some isolated remark or some urban legend or something they think they read in the Da Vinci code or something and focus on that. Like that guy posting just down from here about how his father got caned by the Maris Brothers (sounds like a circus act, but I'm going to assume they were monks). See how this one anecdote about how his family like to be educated by loons justifies the whole belief structure?

      The Real WTF (tm) is that this conflict needs to be *constantly repeated* on the internet when there might otherwise be scope for actual discussion. For example, you'd think there could be actual discussion of the interesting textual and linguistic points raised by the Codex Sinaiticus, but there isn't, because thousands of teenagers will jump in going 'LOL this book has been translaited and the translaitions vary haha' first.

      Having the Codex Sinaiticus online is very useful for anyone who may be interested in being able to compare early editions of one of the world's most importand (and textually complicated) books. The fact that some bits from the end of Mark are left out (and a few extra bits added on) is hardly the only interesting point -- the whole document is a vital palaeographical record. Not everyone has a copy lying around and there are *some* people out there striving for scholarship, ya know, among the whining voices of faith.

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    6. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by pbhj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He was caned every day? Which school was that? It must have been hell.

      Presumably he's an orphan - no parent could surely countenance sending their child to be caned every day.

      Assuming your retelling to be truthful then these people were probably not Christians, you understand that right?

    7. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by pandronic · · Score: 1

      I read "My Father was caned by Mario Brothers" ... Oh, well ... common mistake.

    8. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think there's anything in the Bible or Catholic religion telling people they have to sit in the middle of a field in the summer without food or drink. I doubt very much there's a chapter dedicated to kicking schoolkids in the butt if they're not running fast enough either.

      Sounds like your dad just went to to a crappy school.

    9. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by Snaller · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I really wish people would get a clue"

      Indeed, especially those worshiping unprovable supernatural beings.

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    10. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by aurispector · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Too funny. We sent our kids to a Catholic elementary school mainly because they had an after-school program. Both of us being public school (in the US sense) educated, we were leery of separating our kids from everyone else and giving them a religious education.

      Much to our surprise, the kids love it. The teachers are wonderful, dedicated people. Virtually all of them have or had children in the school and are parish members with a personal stake in the quality of the education. Our kids are at least a grade level ahead of where my wife and I were in terms of academic accomplishment. Their science education has been first rate. The building is meticulously clean and in perfect repair.

      So then we decide to take them to mass. The parish priest stands up there and talk about the value of family and community, using bible stories to illustrate his point, and he's funny, too. Turns out he's also a terrific community leader who lives his values: tuition is the lowest in the entire region. The parish is full of families who work for a living and are trying to teach their kids not to be self-centered assholes. I sincerely doubt many of them would be interested in arguing the finer points of theology. Now, we're afraid to take them OUT of Catholic school.

      Every time I hear people argue theology or talk about a "personal savior" I cringe. How egocentric can you be? Wasn't there a bible story about Jesus washing feet? Are we supposed to sit around talking about the theological implications of the story or are we supposed to put aside our prejudices, adopt an attitude of humility and actually live the values?

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    11. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by jotok · · Score: 1, Troll

      Cite your sources?
      The general feeling is that the Roman Catholic Church's main dogma is the "the doctrine is the truth" so if something seems to be the truth outside of the doctrine, it is dangerous and should be fought.
      This is what apologists refer to gently as "Protestant propaganda," or just "nonsense."

      Maybe you're thinking of Southern Baptists? The Bible occupies a much less important position among Catholics; there are the basics we accept out of it and then you have the discussion with coffee and donuts and THERE is where you learn. Ergo archaeological "proof" is not some Holy Grail like it is for the Fundamentalists; we don't need everything to be a true historical event, we don't need the Prodigal Son to have existed to understand what the moral of the story is, etc. See Lorenzo Albacete's talks on Job--Catholics learn things like the concept that shared suffering always ends in an expression of grace and love, whereas...well, Fundies like to quote chapter and verse and then bug out. Slightly different approach.

    12. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by bloobloo · · Score: 1

      His anecdote doesn't stray too far from the truth. My father went to a Catholic school in Northern Ireland in the 1960s, and the priests there would regularly beat him (not every day though).

      Catholic schools in the US appear to be significantly different as they are private rather than state run and therefore they have more accountability to the parents.

    13. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Uh huh, and I bet he had to walk to school up hill, both ways, in the snow.

      My personal experience ranks right up there with the previous comment. I've gone to both public and Catholic schools. Typically Catholic schools are caring, ban less, and have less problems teaching sensitive issues.

      Even assuming he's not outright exaggerating, your talking about one independent, non-archdiocesan Catholic school run by Marist Brothers. Hardly a representation of the state of Catholic school everywhere.

      Besides, if your grandparents were sending your father back to school everyday black and blue, well.. idiocy must run in the family.

    14. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      I am not sure what a Southern Baptist is, I live in France where most people (including half of my family) is catholic. I am an atheist. I understand why one would call it "protestant propaganda" however. I do acknowledge that most catholics are more moderate than hardcore protestants that think their King James version was written by God itself. They will accept many of the Old Testament as legends and fairy tales but they will get damn serious once you talk about the New Testament.

      They don't care about Noah, Adam or Moses but Jesus is the core of their belief. They believe it existed, performed miracles, told everything that he is written in the New Testament, died for humanity sins and resurrected. That there were witnesses of this, that the New Testament is a trustworthy retelling if what happened then. Because he did all of this, his commands are important and obeyed by catholics. It is hard to find catholics who don't think the Flood is an allegory or that the Earth was really created in 6 days. I have yet to meet a catholic who believe that Jesus didn't exist and was not resurrected.

      You would believe, in these conditions, that the Church would try to find as much information on JC than possible but no, it is now an organism of its own, autonomous about its doctrine. They did not update their beliefs when it became apparent that 3 gospels come from a single source or when Thomas gospel was found.

      I am not sure what kind of source you want me to cite ? What claims do you dispute ? On most of these subjects, I found wikipedia citation sources (they are very complete on theological subjects) to be quite well-founded.

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    15. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      Isn't St Catherine from Assisi? I seem to recall viewing her body there, as she's supposedly an "incorruptible."

    16. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your post betrays ignorance in so many ways it's impossible to know where to begin. Suffice it to say that you know absolutely nothing about Catholicism.

    17. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "...big differences between Catholics and Protestants was that Catholics were not allowed to read the bible."

      This is what we call a lie. It is simply not true. There were particular translations of the bible that were forbidden because they were badly translated. But if you could read, you could to read the bible. It was not forbidden. There were English bible translations by Catholics prior to the King James translation.

      The rest of your post is rubbish.

    18. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strangest thing my started out in a public school, when we moved across state we thought about sending him to a Catholic school. Unfortunately the Catholic school math and science were almost three grades behind the public school. As a Catholic I was disgusted with the racist bigoted behavior I found in the children and parents. For the most part Catholic schools around here are mostly country clubs for kids. How can a kid honestly say he got an A in pre-calculus when he was allowed to take the same test four times in order to get an A. Around here that is common practice. You simply keep taking the same exam over and over again until you get a grade your happy with. That's why kids from Catholic schools do so badly when they get to a University run by the Jesuits and yes I am a faculty member at a Jesuit University and yes the failure rate for students from Catholic schools is double that of public schools

    19. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by Etherwalk · · Score: 1

      The Protestants in the New World used to have massive family bibles with hundreds of pages in the back telling them how to interpret it, too.

    20. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      Interestingly enough, you seem to be right. What shocks me is that I was taught that in school. I guess it may have been a temporary ban in France during the religion wars. I couldn't find any references about it though.

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    21. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It actually sounds a lot like the Vermont public schools I went to in the 1970s.

    22. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what we call a lie. It is simply not true. There were particular translations of the bible that were forbidden because they were badly translated. But if you could read, you could to read the bible. It was not forbidden. There were English bible translations by Catholics prior to the King James translation.

      Furthermore, the Protestants often had similar attitudes toward translations that they didn't approve of. For example, the King James Version was until the 20th century popularly called by English speaking people "The Authorized Version". This of course implied that some translations were in some way unauthorized.

    23. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      If any group goes wacko... it won't be Catholics. Catholics are NOT fundamentalists.

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    24. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      You simply keep taking the same exam over and over again until you get a grade your happy with. That's why kids from Catholic schools do so badly when they get to a University run by the Jesuits and yes I am a faculty member at a Jesuit University and yes the failure rate for students from Catholic schools is double that of public schools

      Please tell us that you teach writing. Please.

    25. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by vertinox · · Score: 1

      One of the big differences between Catholics and Protestants was that Catholics were not allowed to read the bible. In fact it was illegal to own a Bible at home (in XVIIth century France at least)

      Hold on there. Lets get some history. That issue was due to the position of the King of France and not the Vatican. I could go on about the whole mess of history of the Hugenots and King of France, but its too much at this point.

      Yes, the Catholic Church had its head up its arse for the past 2000 years possibly being responsible for more deaths (population ratio wise) than the wars of Nationalism in the 19th and 20th centuries. (Central Europe was almost empty after the 30 years war during the counter reformation.)

      But in the past century its seems to have realized that perhaps maybe they weren't so always right and tend to be more open about certain issues like the big bang, Darwinism, and of course the whole issue about Galileo getting a several hundred year late apology. Compared to some Christian sects these days, the Catholic church is quite liberal.

      Now if they could just get over condoms and birth control...

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    26. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by Woundweavr · · Score: 1

      I am not sure what a Southern Baptist is, I live in France where most people (including half of my family) is catholic.

      This may be part of the disconnect. USian Catholics and European Catholics are fairly different. US Catholics tend to be more religiously liberal (counter-intuitively since USians tend to be religiously more conservative than Europeans in general) than Europeans. My aunt (a nun) 5-10 years ago openly thought it was time for JPII to "receive his reward" (ie die and go to heaven) largely because she felt he was too conservative theologically. US Catholics are more likely to use birth control than Protestants, more likely to view the Bible as a metaphor, religiously tolerant, etc. The idea that

      The general feeling is that the Roman Catholic Church's main dogma is the "the doctrine is the truth" so if something seems to be the truth outside of the doctrine, it is dangerous and should be fought.

      is not the standard at all.

      Now granted, there are right-wing Catholics. But a majority of US Catholics are what the right calls "cafeteria Catholics". To say that there are portions of the church on the verge of open defiance is only a slight exaggeration. During a session with the parish priest before my goddaughter's christening, he went over many of the things that have driven people away from the church and talked about changing beliefs ("Limbo didn't make sense so we don't believe in that anymore" was the gist of some of it). There's a strong push for reform (which is not necessarily accepted by the dioceses ... the priest in question was 'reassigned' and as of last summer still didn't have a position except visiting several hospitals). With the push for more conservative viewpoints from the 3rd World I actually expect a schism in my lifetime.

      That doesn't mean US Catholics don't believe in Jesus or his miracles. That's pretty fundamental to being a Christian. But unthinking submission to the Church in the US (at least in the North East) was dying even before the sex abuse scandal.

    27. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by memoryhole · · Score: 1

      I think the grandfather comment was a reminder of how the Catholic Church has been known to react toward "open sourcing" their knowledges. One of the big differences between Catholics and Protestants was that Catholics were not allowed to read the bible. In fact it was illegal to own a Bible at home (in XVIIth century France at least)

      "Ignorance of the Scripture is ignorance of Christ," declares the Catholic Church in Dei Verbum (the Dogmatic Constitution on Divine Revelation). In fact, those who *could* read Latin during the Middle Ages (and not everybody could - I know, it's shocking that there wasn't universal literacy during the Middle Ages) were highly encouraged to read the Bible. But it wasn't just latin. People as early as 680 AD (e.g. Caedmon) were translating portions of Scripture into the vernacular. Aelfric (~1000 AD), one of the best known Old English authors, paraphrased large portions of scripture in English. Gutenberg himself was a Catholic, and the first thing he used his printing press to do was print copies of The Bible. Even Martin Luther himself wrote: "We are compelled to concede to the Papists that they have the Word of God, that we received it from them, and that without them we should have no knowledge of it at all."

      You're just full of anti-Catholic bile, is all. Try actually learning some history.

      The Index (of forbidden books) was updated until the Vatican II council (1966) and is still considered by the Holy See to have a moral value as a list of the books one should prevent oneself from reading.

      And I'm not surprised at all that you've gotten your details wrong here too. It was only updated until 1948 (having started in 1529, giving it roughly a 400 year run). 1966 was when it stopped being *published* - there's a difference. In any case, the stance of the Catholic Church on the matter is that people have a moral obligation to avoid circulating things that will endanger morals and faith (not just books - that's songs, movies, behaviors, whatever). Essentially, you're not supposed to knowingly convince people (including yourself) to abandon their faith. It's akin to saying: don't spread lies. If you believe X to be the truth, then distributing things that contradict it would be distributing lies. If it's a particularly important truth, then it's particularly important not to convince people of a contradiction of that truth.

      The general feeling is that the Roman Catholic Church's main dogma is the "the doctrine is the truth" so if something seems to be the truth outside of the doctrine, it is dangerous and should be fought.

      The "general feeling"? Of who, misinformed anti-Catholic bigots? The stance of the Catholic Church is essentially what Pope John Paul II said in a speech in 1996: Truth cannot contradict truth. If something seems to be truth outside of the doctrine, then cool! If it seems to contradict doctrine, then something has been misunderstood (either the doctrine has been misunderstood or the external evidence has been misunderstood). As another example, back in November of 2005, the AP reported the following:

      A Vatican cardinal said Thursday the faithful should listen to what secular modern science has to offer, warning that religion risks turning into âoefundamentalismâ if it ignores scientific reason. Cardinal Paul Poupard, who heads the Pontifical Council for Culture, made the comments at a news conference on a Vatican project to help end the âoemutual prejudiceâ between religion and science that has long bedeviled the Roman Catholic Church and is part of the evolution debate in the United States.

      The Church is not known for its research centers trying to find archaeological proofs of the Bible or to correct it

    28. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by sohare · · Score: 1

      but there were never any books I wasn't allowed to read while going to a Catholic school. The earth wasn't flat, gays weren't out to get me, and doing a book report on Darwin didn't get me excommunicated. If anything religion was the framework for how one behaved in school and did not control what I learned there.

      If anything going to a public school was more of a shocker, stepping back the equivalent of two grades and being bombarded with more ignorance than one can shake a stick at.

      Yeah, religion certainly didn't control what I learned in Catholic school, either. Oh, except for the religion class, masses, and ceremonies we had to waste our time with. In reality some non-secular schools can be good. A lot are mediocre, and some teach essentially an anti-science program. Really the issue is that instilling religious belief (more so than ideals) is anathema to critical thinking and free inquiry.

      Why? Appealing to the supernatural is more or less the same as giving up the quest to find a natural (and much more probable) explanation for an event. Now plenty of people can exercise fantastic critical thinking abilities while still retaining vestigial belief in a deity, but after a point such belief becomes rather superfluous. There is a reason why the majority of scientists, skeptics, and basically anyone persuaded by rigorous evidence is a non-theist.

    29. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by religious+freak · · Score: 1

      Agreed, I grew up a poor, white kid in a rough neighborhood. Luckily, I went to Catholic school and didn't have to get my ass kicked every day like I would have if it were a public school.

      Many times, especially in the poor neighborhoods, Catholic schools are the best choices for quality education. It involves great sacrifice for the families involved, but the tuition is actually affordable. And they are not quite as backwards as those with no experience would lead you to believe... for example, I was taught about the formation of the solar system, the development of the earth over eons, and (though to a lesser extent) evolution.

      I say this a lot, but people confuse Catholic doctrine with Evangelical doctrine. They are very different -- Catholics learned their lesson with Galileo.

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    30. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One church is not all churches. One religious school is not all religious schools. I worked at a Catholic school for eight months, and found not a trace of religious agenda-pushing - but I also have read first-hand accounts and credible news reports of other Christian schools that go very heavy with the gays-want-to-rape-children, evil-ution-is-a-conspiricy, harry-potter-is-satanic themes, as well as schools that will punish pupils for disagreeing with the theological position of the administration, or turn a blind eye to bullying of non-believers, or require students spend up to half of their time in school on bible studies.

    31. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must have gone to school in a very liberal diocese or some time ago. Although we are not Catholic, I put my son into Catholic School for the quality of education as the local public schools are very poor. When he came home talking about "evil-loution" we had a long talk about science and belief. When the sisters in the art department gave him penance for doing a portrait of Martin Luther King instead of our family's patron saint (we don't have one), my talk with them turned into a shouting match and they accused me of blasphemy. Finally, when he came home crying because doing a report on "Ecotopia" got him sent to the office where the Monsignor burned his book and spanked him, I put him back in public school.

      It's fortunate for you that your experience was nothing like ours.

    32. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      It is interesting to note that the list of forbidden books includes (up to Vatican II when they ceased making new editions or altering the existing list) many classic works of the enlightenment, western philosophy, and science including the writings of Voltaire, Jean-Paul Sartre, Descartes, Nicolaus Copernicus, and just about every other important pre-modern western philospher and scientist up until the time when the list ceased to be actively maintained (even the Catholics could see by the 1960s that banning the basis of western civilization as heretical was not the way forward in the modern world).

    33. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by Collective+0-0009 · · Score: 1

      Ergo archaeological "proof" is not some Holy Grail like it is for the Fundamentalists; we don't need everything to be a true historical event, we don't need the Prodigal Son to have existed to understand what the moral of the story is

      HUH? You don't need any proof, you don't care if the center of your religion didn't exist? So basically you setup a religion based on a story - used some old texts to make it "real" and then when people finally start to refute your claims (in mass, science and tech helping) you all say, "Well we don't really base our beliefs on that book... it's the moral of the story." What a fucking hoax. Christianity == Worlds_Biggest_Cult

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    34. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uphill in the snow both ways yada yada...if you're running so slow the a old man can catch up to you and kick you anywhere above the knees without falling over, you could probably fun faster.

    35. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The index is a documented fact:http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/07721a.htm
      Those are by definition "banned" books.

      My mother was raised Catholic, and although she has left the church she still feels uncomfotable about reading books on the index.

      Get a clue, American Catholic school is only a very very small part of Catholisism.

    36. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by compass46 · · Score: 1

      Should have gone to a Dominican school. When I was in college one summer there was a meeting of the order at my school and I did some work on campus for it. At night their was a bar for them and the people I worked with and I spent some evenings drinking with them. I was a 20 year old college student and man did those guys drink me under the table.

      Those men were animals.

    37. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 1

      I would like to start by stating as a practicing catholic that the parent post and the great grandparent demonstrate vast ignorance of catholic scholasticism and culture in both present and medieval times. The ignorance is somewhat excusable because it follows closely fallacies that are popularized 'religiously' by both some protestants and certain atheists. Still it is a fallacy in the extreme.

      Catholics have never been discouraged from reading or studying the bible to the best of their ability and competence, most people forget that prior to the invention of the printing press that reading was a specialized skill much like computer programming.

      They have however always been and still are discouraged from insisting publicly and vehemently that their personal interpretation of scripture is the only correct interpretation of scripture regardless of the opinion of all scholars and legitimate authority appointed for the purpose of making ruling on such interpretation may be.

      It was precisely that instance that caused the excommunication of the protestant reformers. What happened to them is not substantially different to what happens today to âscientistsâ(TM) who claim that human footprints can be found side by side with dinosaur and the earth is only 10,000 years old. The only addition being that there were formalized procedures in their culture and discipline for publicly declaring someone to be in obstinately in error and severe civil penalties for continued propagation of the error after it was declared. There are still civil penalties in come cases if such âscientificâ(TM) things are taken too far today, but they are less severe and prosecuting them is less direct and therefore less honest.

      The index of banned books is an index of reading material that is considered to be bad for your mental and spiritual health, as such itâ(TM)s existence was very much in line with the plutonian philosophies of state and church that existed at the time and very much a desired and expected part of the culture for which it was generated. It was no more some draconian law dictated from above then our current laws against public nudity are.

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    38. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My experience was the exact opposite of yours. I went to private catholic school from kindergarten to 7th grade. They showed us film of fetuses/abortions to convince us it was wrong which I barely remember except being quite disgusted by it. Some of the teachers were nuns-in training and had quite the vicious streak - doing things like stepping on shoelaces to trip kids if they left them untied, the smacking with rulers, etc. My mom also likes to tell the story of how they called her in because I protested at the way they were teaching us all to hate each other or specific kids by doing things like punishing an entire class for something one kid did.

      When I moved to public school - partly prompted by the poor excuses for teachers they had - I was shocked because I was quite quickly 2 grades *ahead* of those left behind at the private school. Because the public school was so much larger they had the resources and ability to have separate classes for LD, regular, honors, A.P. whereas the private school only had enough kids for two class of each grade and wasted a lot of class time with things like learning parables and filling out reports on monday to prove we went to church sunday, etc.

    39. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Translations are an interesting thing. I used to collect translations of Plato, and sometimes it was hard to tell they were from the same (or even related) originals (or as near to originals as are available). Tone varied radically; choice of words and syntax altered meanings; some were literal, some were vernacular... etc, etc.

      Now, imagine this literary game of Telephone across several languages and multiple generations whose education in those languages came from widely disparate lineages... it's no wonder that eventually, religious organizations (to grossly oversimnplify) just pick one and run with it, to avoid being permanently bogged down by these debates. Whether it's accurate or not... lacking original manuscripts AND translators literate in the language as it was used in contemporary life, we really can't know.

      Imagine someone going back with a time machine and asking Mark about his gospel... poor Mark is horrified and says "You tell people I wrote WHAT??" ;)

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    40. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by Reziac · · Score: 1

      It can go the other way, too. At Great Falls High School (Montana), we could always tell which kids had gone to the Catholic junior high, because they came in about a year behind those who'd gone to public schools.

      But this was in a VERY good public school system and a very stable community. As another reply notes, in an area with a generally poor public school system, the Catholic school may well be the last bastion of knowledge.

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    41. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      The biggest problem with discussing religion on Slashdot is the sheer amount of repetitive noise that doesn't get modded to oblivion because the (oversimplified, inane) statement is one shared by the majority.

      Seriously, grow up.

    42. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by LithiumX · · Score: 1

      I am not sure what kind of source you want me to cite ? What claims do you dispute ? On most of these subjects, I found wikipedia citation sources (they are very complete on theological subjects) to be quite well-founded.

      I think his response came from a minor cultural difference. In the US (where I'm assuming the grandfather post came from), Southern Baptists are among the most stringent of the "sane" varieties of fundamentalist (though it's always hard to equate religious fervor with insanity). They believe, at least on the surface, in the absolute inerrancy of the Bible, and make it the primary focus of their beliefs, to the point of near-idolatry. That is purely an opinionated statement on my part, and I assure you it's members would disagree vehemently. :)

      This focus is why, at least here, Fundamentalists (as a subset of Protestants) tend to be hostile towards anything that brings factual biblical data into question. It's not that they do not want to know the truth in greater clarity (especially as quite a few of them are very intelligent individuals), but that it brings the basis of their beliefs into question - primarily because their belief is centered on Received Truth rather than on theology itself. Unlike the Catholic Church, fundamentalists are more willing to reinterpret existing beliefs (and you see that, constantly, over the decades), but they are a stickler for details - things must have happened, verbatim, as seen in the Bible - leaving only human interpretation at fault.

      You would believe, in these conditions, that the Church would try to find as much information on JC than possible but no, it is now an organism of its own, autonomous about its doctrine. They did not update their beliefs when it became apparent that 3 gospels come from a single source or when Thomas gospel was found.

      On the other hand Catholics in the US tend to be less focused on biblical accuracy and more on theology - the nature of God, divine plans, etc. This is a primary reason why the sciences are far more accepted among Catholics than among Protestants here - because one isn't threatened (as their belief revolves around unquestioning faith in a deity itself - the why's, not the how's), while the other is (since their belief is based around the writings about that deity) is forced to accept some things as non-literal (which they do not care much for), or simply in error. Since it's always humans that err, not the Bible (since the Bible is the direct word of God), then the new information must be patently wrong.

      Note that this is a blatant generalization, and does not apply to all strict Fundamentalists (and from what I've seen, doesn't apply to a significant portion of them - as long as they don't feel cornered over it).

      On the other hand, when it comes to the Catholic Church, remember that while they aren't very involved in searching for the Ark or other evidence that events actually occurred (that's primarily protestant territory), they do expend a lot of money and time on the literary and historical study of biblical material. In movies they always seem eager to quash any new information, but in the real world they don't seem to suppress much - they just discount anything that they think is worthless.

      A good example is the Gospel of Thomas. It's been known for a long time - it's not a new discovery. The difference is it's now embraced by popular fiction - which is what brought it back to the public eye. The Church didn't do much to supress or fight it - they just dismissed it as what it very likely is - one of many fascinating but ultimately irrelevant documents written by gnostics. Since it's not already an accepted part of the Bible, fundamentalists didn't even notice. Personally I think it's beautifully written - by people who were of a religion that borrowed from but was not even remotely Christianity. Read up on Gnostics - extremely interesting faith based on mysticism, the power of secret knowledge, and gleeful abuse of logic.

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    43. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by aurispector · · Score: 1

      If your area had a great public school, it would put pressure on the catholic schools since fewer people would want their kids to attend. It's a shame, but in our area that hasn't happened. The local public schools are pretty good. It's a heavily catholic area so there's a big base to draw on.

      Re: science - the catholic church seems to have embraced science in a way other religions have not. The last I heard, they regarded science as a method of exploring God's creation. I don't have a problem with that - it's kind of a clever way to get around the creation issue. As the previous poster mentioned, they appear to have learned their lesson with Galileo. Good to see the world's largest christian denomination isn't choosing to hide it's head in the sand.

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    44. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by Reziac · · Score: 1

      This Catholic JH school didn't have a huge incentive since they got a lot of the kids from the neighbourhoods between the two public Junior Highs, Catholic or not. Of course this was at the tail end of the cloistered-education era, too (1960s-70s). At the time, I recall Catholics across the board tended to be less-educated than other folks. As you note, this appears to have changed with the modernization of the church's attitudes toward science, but moreso, I think, in its attitudes toward education in general -- education is no longer solely for the glory of God and the benefit of the monasteries.

      I'm not Catholic, nor religious, but I think it's an interesting social evolution regardless.

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    45. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by Snaller · · Score: 1

      "The biggest problem with discussing religion on Slashdot is the sheer amount of repetitive noise that doesn't get modded to oblivion because the (oversimplified, inane) statement is one shared by the majority."

      It has the virtue of being true.

      "Seriously, grow up."

      I'm old, and haven't got long left - what does "grow up" mean in your fantasy world? That I must believe in fantasy beings? I wish I could. Even if there was a god he would have to be a sadistic bastard, the thought of a heaven where one could met the departed sounds good. In fact so good its clear why humans needed to invent the belief.

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    46. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by jdevivre · · Score: 1

      I read "My Father was caned by Mario Brothers" ... Oh, well ... common mistake.

      Ditto. Common indeed.
      I double-taked on the "caned" part 'cause it didn't fit. I shy from hearing what YOUR brain did, though.

    47. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by strabes · · Score: 1

      Excellent post. The type of attitude you mention runs rampant here.

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    48. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by bryguy5 · · Score: 1

      Good explaination of what is going on here.

      Remember that a lot of Fundamentalist have very little if any Church Hiearchy. So what keeps them together is their belief in the truth of scripture and a common "interpretive tradition"
      We do things this way because we think such and such scripture means this.....

      To a Fundamentalist, Scriptures are the facts and the theology and interpretations are theories and hypothesis - subject to change but each group has their own pet theories that differentiate itself from other Christians.

      Catholics and some of the "mainline" protestants have a more formal authority structure and the current teaching and theology of the church is as important or more important than the ancient writings about Jesus.

    49. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by LithiumX · · Score: 1

      Makes it hard to say who's idea is better. :)

      On the one hand, you can largely form your own opinion - but you can't question the validity of the source documentation.

      On the other hand, you can explore the truth, but only as long as you do not deviate from doctrine.

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    50. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by aurispector · · Score: 1

      Actually, I heard of a study about 10 years ago that found that US catholics are on average, better educated and wealthier than average. Don't recall the specifics but it doesn't surprise me. Who really gives a crap anymore if you're catholic in the US?

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    51. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I think that may well be the case now in the U.S. at least in non-illegal-immigrant populations, even tho it wasn't true (in my observation, anyway) 30-odd years ago, and is quite definitely not true in some heavily-Catholic countries.

      Goes to show the society around a church is more of a factor than the church itself, tho it can also be a unifying factor.

      I do remember when it was different, and Catholics were almost regarded (and considered themselves) as a different "race". But like you said -- in the U.S., nobody gives a crap anymore. Which is a good thing, I think -- keep whatever is good in the religion, and discard whatever divides people into hostile camps.

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    52. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      As far as Scripture goes, the Catholic Church currently uses the RSV-CE translation (Revised Standard Version, Catholic Edition), which was released in 1951, using the best scholarship of the time.

      The Catholic Church in the United States officially uses primarily the New American Bible, which is considerably newer (first produced in 1970, last complete update in 1991); the RSV-CE used to be permitted to be used in the Lectionary, but is no longer.

    53. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      "I can type." It's true, obvious, and adds absolutely nothing to the discussion. If I were to post that at top level in any story, it'd be modded troll or offtopic. The only difference between that and the post I am responding to is that my statement isn't needlessly antagonistic or inflammatory. Said post is arguably on-topic, but still quite flamey.

      By "Grow up," I meant a slightly more polite version of "Stop acting like a smug asshole," so I'll tell you to grow up too, old man. You're assuming that I am Christian, which is not the case, and then using the same inflammatory language towards me. Back in my day the youngsters did that sort of thing, but the old people were wiser and had a bit more respect for differing views, perceived or actual.

      It's not like I don't want to see arguments against religion. I just don't want to see the same stale statements repeated ad nauseum, cluttering up the comments. (And before anybody decides to get wise, that goes for "both sides"--it's just that the Christian flamebait is properly disposed of already.)

    54. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by loraksus · · Score: 1

      Nope. Maybe a different Catherine? The Sienna one would whip herself 3 times a day. She was a Dominican (as was St. Francis of Assisi), so perhaps that is where the confusion lies, but her body is in Rome.

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    55. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by memoryhole · · Score: 1

      Indeed! My mistake; though your correction only strengthens my point. :)

    56. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by Synonymous+Bosch · · Score: 1

      Sounds like hearsay to me. Boy are you lucky!

    57. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by Snaller · · Score: 1

      "You're assuming that I am Christian, which is not the case, and then using the same inflammatory language towards me."

      If I am assuming that its only because you call it "inflammatory langauge" - its a fact, who but people who deny facts would get hysterical about it.

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    58. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      When the basis of the refute is that you can't test a belief yet you can't verify the non existant evidence either, then you have come full circle and said nothing but an opinion. In fact, 90% or better of the atheist who attempt to claim science is better or a substitute for religion, make the same leaps of faith. They haven't reviewed or verified any of the science they claim to be true, yet they believe that the people telling them it is true were truthful and accurate. They use the same defense, "well, if it wasn't accurate, someone would have said something by now".

      Look at the global warming problem, lots of people are saying something and they are being dismissed because they aren't the right people or because some non-believers has praised their work or because their work counters the accepted norm. In recent days, you had Dr. Roy Spencer testifying to congress that global warming was overstated and that claimed results of studies were manipulated, he provided proof and then Barbra Boxer pointed out "Rush Limbaugh referred to you as the official climatologist of the Rush Limbaugh Excellence in Broadcasting Network". And then of course, there is the David Evens Who is claiming that Co2 plays a minor role at best in global warming and gives his reasons. Of course you can look around and find the hit pieces on him. Most attempt to use the bible of the global warming crown (real Climate.org) and use refuted information in order to refute them. I remember a while back being pointed to an article on real climate that attempted to refute a statement about certain claims not being valid and it used those invalid claims to do so.

      In all, there is no difference between any of them, theist or atheist, Scientific or other. People believe things for various reasons and defend those beliefs. I could say your foundations are a fucking hoax too but it add nothing informative nor constructive to the conversation. In fact, you have really presented no evidence that anything is wrong with the beliefs in question other then someone doesn't want to waste the time studying the root of it. And as I pointed out, that is common with almost everything.

    59. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      This really isn't the same with religions and religious writings.

      The difference is that religions come with instructions. The accounts were passed on as oral saying in much the same way that the Jewish traditions were. There were or are special days of worship devoted to making sure that everyone knew what they were talking about. When the writings were translated, they weren't just put out for sale in a book store or on a shelf from someone to find years later. They were given to people who already knew the stories and they were sent to teach them.

      Now imagine a situation where a saying from Plato was written down, translated, and then given to someone who knew both the original saying as well as the translated saying who displayed the sayings and told people what it was and what it meant. Now imagine that happening everyday from the time it was said until present and that there were enough copies that if you got something wrong, that someone would promptly tell you about it even if they didn't have a copy itself. Your making the view from the outside coming in when the view should actually be information from the inside going out. Sure mistakes can be made but they are generally corrected and known.

      Tradition before writings were common was that on holidays, religious leaders would gather around and recite and study the biblical laws and stories. This has happened mostly with Jews (Christ was a jew) and continued with Christians. When the stories were written down, it still wasn't practical to forgo this because the writings weren't common enough to ensure everyone had access to them. This is still a tradition today where on religious holidays, people attend church/temple for readings of the bible/Torah. Although now sermon is typically mixed in, it used to be completely about studying the lords word and the context of the stories in the bible. It really isn't the same as someone picking up a book and attempting to translate it and offer it with no guidance.

      Also, seeing how religion has made such an historical impact on the world as we know it, for the religions which didn't die out, Most all common languages have adapted to include words keeping the same context and stuff as the originals. Latin died down (Most people claim it is a dead language) and it's importance became relegated to certain aspects of society (medical and scientific) which allows common language to develop around it without much consideration to it. While this might be the case with writings of Plato or to a lesser extent with some other persons (Shakespeare comes to mind), it really isn't the case with religions. Certainly not with the major religions.

    60. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by djnewman · · Score: 1

      Wow, what Catholic school did you go to? Mine had nuns who gave us the Catechism as Gospel, and told us not to read the Bible.

    61. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by Darby · · Score: 1

      Assuming your retelling to be truthful then these people were probably not Christians, you understand that right?

      You do know that that sounds *exactly* like Christians. You know the evil motherfuckers, who used to specify that people were *basted* while being roasted alive for the atrocious crime of not believing idiotic nonsense so they'd suffer longer. You know those Christians with 2000 years history of atrocities? You do understand that, right?

      If you think that isn't what Christians are then you obviously don't know the first fucking thing about the religion.
      You do know that stoning heretics is still required, right? Maybe there aren't any actual Christians left. It looks like the Muslims are the only ones who actually believe their idiotic fairy tales. You sure as shit aren't a Christian as evidenced by that crap you spewed.
      Maybe you should consider reading the bible before opening your mouth and lying?

    62. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by pbhj · · Score: 1

      OK. Stoning is required, citation from the New Testament please.

      The "first fucking thing" to know about religion is that it's used as a means to grab power. Those that follow a set of religious routines don't necessarily have faith in Jesus, nor follow his example. This is what makes you a Christian, not going to church or calling yourself a Christian. I dont' care to know much about religion, Christianity is more about a personal faith in God; communion with other Christians is a lesser part.

      As for reading the bible.

      Jesus said, those that haven't sinned themselves should do the stoning - ie none of us should. He also said to the adultress to "go and sin no more". So whilst he didn't condone the sin of adultery he also condemned those who sought to stone someone for the sin.

      The Epistle of James (James was Jesus brother) says: true religion is this, care for widows and orphans [paraphrase].

      Jesus message on action can probably best be summed up in the passage in Matthew known as the "sheep and the goats". Jesus says that if you help the poor, the less fortunate, the hungry, the sick, those imprisoned that it is as if you are directly serving him. These are the noble virtues of Christ.

      Hence to be a Christian is to be a "little Christ" that is to emulate Jesus example. I think it was St.Jerome, possibly Francis of Assisi that said we should spread the gospel, even using words if we had to - the point being that a Christians actions should be a shining example of humanity so much so that we need not use words to attract people to this way of living. Most of us fall short of that goal I think.

      As for the followers of Mohammed, they seek to emulate him too I believe. He was a warrior, he laid siege to cities, killed all the men and enslaved the women and children. He married several wives, at least one [almost certainly raped] just after he killed her father and husband. He consummated his marriage to a 9 year old girl. He later gave his captives the choice (eg Sura 9:26 IIRC) to pay taxes, convert, be enslaved or die. Many died. Many entered slavery.

      You seem like a smart guy but I think you have some dumb beliefs.

    63. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by GWBasic · · Score: 1

      So then we decide to take them to mass. The parish priest stands up there and talk about the value of family and community, using bible stories to illustrate his point, and he's funny, too. Turns out he's also a terrific community leader who lives his values: tuition is the lowest in the entire region. The parish is full of families who work for a living and are trying to teach their kids not to be self-centered assholes. I sincerely doubt many of them would be interested in arguing the finer points of theology. Now, we're afraid to take them OUT of Catholic school.

      My parents sent me to 12 years of Catholic school. What ultimately turned me away was the attitude of mindless conformity. The ironic thing is that in some cases, I get the impression that Jesus was protesting against mindless conformity of his religion.

      Then again, when I see movies like Jesus Camp, and people thumping their Bible as if it's an alternatice to scientific fact, I realize that Catholisism is doing a lot to promote rational thought to irrational people.

    64. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by Darby · · Score: 1

      OK. Stoning is required, citation from the New Testament please.

      Typical idiotic nonsense from somebody who hasn't actually bothered to read the book.

      I don't have to supply a citation from the new testament. You seem to know, by your deceptive attempt to redraw the map, that there are plenty of examples in the old testament, correct?

      Not one letter of one word of any of those old laws were changed by Jesus according to him (or the writers who made him up, of course).
      So you can not under any circumstances claim to be a follower of Jesus and disregard word one of any of the atrocious, disgusting demands made in the bible.

      See Matthew 5:17-18

      Now, as to your examples all they do is demonstrate huge blatant contradictions in the bible and in the characterization of Jesus in particular.
      So, if you're really desperate to believe in some silly nonsense, then you can pick and choose bits and ignore others, but then you've done nothing but demonstrate that you know full well that the whole can't be taken seriously by a sane person.

      Christianity is more about a personal faith in God;

      Bullshit. If it was about anything of the sort, there would be no need for the Jesus myth. It's about faith certainly, but faith is an unmitigated evil. The belief in the ridiculous in the absence and often in the face of evidence. Nothing good comes out of that.
      Besides, if it were about personal faith, then the bible wouldn't be associated with it in any way. Believing in a book of ancient fairy tales isn't a personal faith, it's following a faith constructed for the purpose of forcing submission to those in power. Try picking up a history book and maybe thinking a little bit. Look around, notice the big historical trends that keep repeating based on the same tired old lies.

      You seem like a smart guy but I think you have some dumb beliefs.

      That's funny. You're the one defending fairy tales as if they were true. I'm merely pointing out facts. I don't have "beliefs" in the way you do.

    65. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by pbhj · · Score: 1

      OK. Stoning is required, citation from the New Testament please.

      Typical idiotic nonsense from somebody who hasn't actually bothered to read the book.

      I don't have to supply a citation from the new testament. You seem to know, by your deceptive attempt to redraw the map, that there are plenty of examples in the old testament, correct?

      You see the thing about the _New_ Testament is that it's new. When Jesus says he has come to fulfill "the law" (by which he means the whole canon of the Old Testament) he doesn't mean that we should still enact the Levitican and Deuteronomical laws as written instead he is saying that the law now is completed. How can I tell, well by his words and actions. If Jesus was fulfilling the law in the sense that you claim he would have encouraged the crowd to stone the woman caught in adultery. He was not and did not. Indeed much of the pharisaical objection came becuase Jesus appeared not to obey the letter of the law, that was why he made this response.

      Indeed if you continue to read the passage in Matthew (I don't know what makes you think I haven't read it?) you'll see that Jesus expands on what he means: instead of just not murdering we [His followers] should harbour no murderous feelings, and if we do we should ensure we are reconciled to our brother. We should do everything we can to avoid looking lustfully at another's wife (it's figurative, before you ask). We should give to the needy. We should not judge without inspecting ourselves first. We shouldn't take an eye-for-an-eye but instead turn the other cheek. We shouldn't just love [agape] our friends but our enemies also.

      Another indicator is that Christ abolished the priesthood as intermediaries between us and God (the tearing of the curtain that sets aside the holy-of-holies was a sign of this). Many of the old ceremonial laws concern the priesthood - tithing, consulting a priest, etc.. So they couldn't be enacted if it weren't for them having been fulfilled.

      It's a good point that you make. Jesus Christ makes it clear that under the law all are condemned. What hope is there then? Well those who follow him ("I am the way") and accept his sacrifice are made holy, why? Because Christ is righteousness. It is through Christ we are made righteous so as to enter God's presence.

      Hebrews 7 (from the message; http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=hebrews%207;&version=65;)

      11-14 If the priesthood of Levi and Aaron, which provided the framework for the giving of the law, could really make people perfect, there wouldn't have been need for a new priesthood like that of Melchizedek. But since it didn't get the job done, there was a change of priesthood, which brought with it a radical new kind of law. There is no way of understanding this in terms of the old Levitical priesthood, which is why there is nothing in Jesus' family tree connecting him with that priestly line.

        15-19 But the Melchizedek story provides a perfect analogy: Jesus, a priest like Melchizedek, not by genealogical descent but by the sheer force of resurrection lifeâ"he lives!â""priest forever in the royal order of Melchizedek." The former way of doing things, a system of commandments that never worked out the way it was supposed to, was set aside; the law brought nothing to maturity. Another wayâ"Jesus!â"a way that does work, that brings us right into the presence of God, is put in its place.

      Lastly, "faith is an unmitigated evil". Sheesh. It must be hard for you if no one trusts you, no?

    66. Re:I really wish people would get a clue by Uzuri · · Score: 1

      Basically the same experience here. I got an EXCELLENT education from my Catholic school experience -- academically, mind, there was quite a bit that I didn't understand about people until I got out into the world. For example, even though I'd seen the numbers to the contrary in history class, I was convinced that the majority of human beings were Catholic.

      At the same time, though, it all TOTALLY depends on whose running the school. There are some scary people out there, and some of them tried to take over our school (after I was out of it). They were the sort that wanted the parents to not know what was going on in the classrooms and told little kids they were going to hell for not standing quietly in line and crap like that. In the end we beat them back (yeah, I know, sounds like there was physical fighting. There wasn't), but it just emphasizes that there are all kinds of people out there, and if you aren't careful the scary sort can very easily grab power in a faith structure.

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  14. 400 AD by stupidflanders · · Score: 1

    There, fixed that for you.

    1. Re:400 AD by digitalextremist · · Score: 1

      Close... But still locked in the Gregorian hypothesis :)

      It's 8.18.3.9.14+

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  15. So the end of the Gospels are missing by oodaloop · · Score: 4, Funny

    Everybod knows the Flying Spaghetti Monster hid them from us. He's such a prankster!

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    1. Re:So the end of the Gospels are missing by nawcom · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      aw... come on guys, laugh at this!

    2. Re:So the end of the Gospels are missing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those damn Noodly Appendages bless them...

    3. Re:So the end of the Gospels are missing by Trull · · Score: 1

      His great steamy noodles were too much!

      http://www.venganza.org/

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  16. Best part missing from later versions! by 4D6963 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You know what I like the best about this version of the Bible? The part about gay marriage. Look it up!

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    1. Re:Best part missing from later versions! by nawcom · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You would be amazed how many people would be put to death if society decided to follow the bible as it is interpreted today. I can promise you, the homosexuals would be a miniscule portion of the people who would get their throats cut and stoned to death. Does "For six days work may be done, but on the seventh day there is a sabbath of complete rest, holy to the Lord; whoever does any work on the sabbath day shall surely be put to death," sound familiar? hehe. That's just one little line that plays a role against today's society, especially in the USA. The bible is fun to read and quote. You bring up quotes that say I'm going to hell, then I bring up quotes that say you are going to hell. Fun! God, what an atheist I am.

    2. Re:Best part missing from later versions! by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      is that the bit where he loved him as his wife?

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    3. Re:Best part missing from later versions! by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      Does "For six days work may be done, but on the seventh day there is a sabbath of complete rest, holy to the Lord; whoever does any work on the sabbath day shall surely be put to death," sound familiar? hehe. That's just one little line that plays a role against today's society, especially in the USA.

      You want to try that in some of the wilder remote parts of Scotland - the Isle of Lewis springs to mind. Put your washing out on a Sunday, and you'll have burning crosses on your lawn in minutes. Start up a power tool of some sort if you want a bullet through your skull.

      Free Presbyterians make Abu Hamza look like a happy clappy.

    4. Re:Best part missing from later versions! by Dekortage · · Score: 1

      "For six days work may be done, but on the seventh day there is a sabbath of complete rest, holy to the Lord; whoever does any work on the sabbath day shall surely be put to death"... That's just one little line that plays a role against today's society, especially in the USA.

      No kidding. Modern American Christians have no qualms about letting other people work on Sundays. Put gas in the car before church on Sunday (gas station attendant is working), go to a big lunch afterwards (wait staff and kitchen staff), stop at Wal-Mart on the way home to pick up sundries (clerks, managers, salespeople), order a pizza for dinner (kitchen staff, delivery boy), and watch TV in the evening (TV crews). Holy cow, we just sentenced dozens of people to death! But at least we could eat pizza and watch TV. Mmmm, pizza.

      Of course, most modern American Christians tend to believe that the grace and mercy of God (see New Testament) have taken the place of the law and judgement of God (see Old Testament). That's me, anyway.

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    5. Re:Best part missing from later versions! by silentcoder · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I never speak about my faith on slashdot generally, since doing so tends to get exactly same reactionism without considderation as talking to a Southern Baptist about evolution does. Most Christians in the rest of the world think American Christians are idiots who give us all a bad name. Not least because they seriously underestimate the very God they will use as an excuse to do anything they want and control everybody else.

      Enlightened Christians have long since decided that Genesis is METAPHORICAL not LITERAL. Many parts of the Bible are literal truth and we often have archeological evidence to back them up (See the Towns built by Solomon for example - archeologists on those digs actually use the book of Kings to know WHERE to dig for WHAT part), many parts are not. The prodigial son is not literal truth - it's a teaching story. So why is it so hard to think that Genesis was a teaching story for a humanity 3000 years to early to understand the science of evolution ? It's point is that God created the universe and life, not HOW ! Evolution and the big bang theories make no claim otherwise (at least, when it's done by proper scientists without an agenda).
      What's worse is that they really don't seem to get what 'allmighty' MEANS. God is not bound by time ! He says it in the gospels and they still pretend otherwise. There is no reason why both the creation tales in Genesis AND evolution can't all three be literal truth ! God could create the earth in six days AND in the universe in a hundred billion years without contradiction - time happens to other people. Any God who couldn't do that wouldn't even be very potent, let alone OMNIpotent !

      It's like the old question of whether God could create something to heavy for him to lift. The answer to one of faith is a simple "yes". And afterwards, he could lift it. This is only logically inconsistent if you are bound by the laws of logic - God can change them to suit himself.

      Many people have forgotten that Christianity is all about love. Try this one out. A common reading of some texts get people to claim 'do good unto all, and especially good unto others of the same faith'. I read it the exact opposite: do ESPECIALLY good to people of other religions. Don't try to convert people with long speeches, or draconic laws ! The bible tells us that most important act of mission we must do is the example of love. American fundamentalists are creating a global impression of Christians as people without understanding or empathy or love - and that is undoing the single most important task given to them by God AND Jesus. Charity is the ultimate form of mission - and charity without agenda, those who - impressed by it - ASKS - you then teach why you do it, that you are trying to show the same love you have received. If Christians were any good at actually acting according to their faith - we would not be in the PR disaster we are in.

      Some protestant theological schools (notably my own church's) even have a required subject for preachers called "criticism of scripture" which studies historical alteration of the Bible, modification of meanings, likely entries that got added by accident and the like and evaluates it line by line to try and improve the quality. It takes a lot of time and effort to make a correction (think 30-40 years) which then goes for ultimate approval (with all the evidence) to the synod - but they do happen, and being rash with them would be irresponsible- and it helps that every preacher voting at the synod will have studied the subject, and probably participated in some of the research when they were students.

      So the vision of Christians as closed-minded bigots is limited to a few groups scattered around the world, with the American bible-belt most likely the single largest concentration - it is not how most Christians live and act. Most Christians do NOT think the SPLA deserves any of our support. We do not think we should get to write the laws either, quite the contrary - our mandate according to Jesus is to follow the law, whatever the

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    6. Re:Best part missing from later versions! by Stooshie · · Score: 1

      And the TV transmitors are switched off on Sunday.

      Actually, come to think of it, isn't the guy who switches off the transmitor on Sunday, working on a Sunday?

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    7. Re:Best part missing from later versions! by Stooshie · · Score: 1

      Oops, "transmitter". My Bad.

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    8. Re:Best part missing from later versions! by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      And the TV transmitors are switched off on Sunday.

      They *were*, I don't know if they still are. The Free Presbyterian Church website used to (and may still) be closed to visitors on a Sunday - initially they actually just stopped httpd. Latterly I think they changed it to a holding page on Sundays, and I'm not sure if they still do. I'm really not making this up. Could you even make something like that up?
      Actually, come to think of it, isn't the guy who switches off the transmitor on Sunday, working on a Sunday?

      Programmable timer? They're not quite so fickle about things like sparks from automatic switching as the Orthodox Jews.

    9. Re:Best part missing from later versions! by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, I don't think clapping is an activity Hamza would be found engaging in.

    10. Re:Best part missing from later versions! by Trull · · Score: 1

      Did you hear that the missing page from the front has been found?

      It actually starts with:
      All characters portrayed in this are fictional, no resemblance to anyone living or dead is intended...

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    11. Re:Best part missing from later versions! by BlackJedi · · Score: 1

      When I lived on the Isle of Skye in the early to mid 80s, nothing opened on a Sunday. If you wanted to buy a Sunday newspaper, the newsagent wasn't open, but there was a van that came round and sold newspapers out of the back. We used to see huge queues of cars parked at Braes, a few miles outside Portree, every Sunday. Turned out it was all the people who wanted to buy a Sunday newspaper, but didn't want their neighbours to know they were indulging in commercial transactions on the Sabbath. I think it's better now, but then Skye was always a bit more advanced than the Outer Hebrides.

    12. Re:Best part missing from later versions! by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, Sparky, but you're confusing Christianity with Judism. Christians' sins have been paid for; that's why I'm not going to hell for coveting my neighbor's wife, or my other neighbor's ass. God but her ass is fine!

      But if you want to stone me for it, I'll bring the Zig Zags and the Bic.

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    13. Re:Best part missing from later versions! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Romans 1:26-27: "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence [sic] of their error which was meet. [KJV]"

      Y'don't know your Bible all that well for being Christian.

    14. Re:Best part missing from later versions! by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      When I lived on the Isle of Skye in the early to mid 80s

      Chances are I know you IRL...

      We used to see huge queues of cars parked at Braes, a few miles outside Portree, every Sunday.
      ... and also out the Glendale road

      I think it's better now, but then Skye was always a bit more advanced than the Outer Hebrides.

      I did go to school on Skye in the mid-80s with people who would walk to church on a Sunday, and not switch on a light, or cook, or make a cup of tea even.

    15. Re:Best part missing from later versions! by smoker2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I stopped reading when you said
      "Many parts of the Bible are literal truth and we often have archeological evidence to back them up (See the Towns built by Solomon for example - archeologists on those digs actually use the book of Kings to know WHERE to dig for WHAT part), many parts are not."
      If I write a sci-fi book using the city of London as a location, but populate it with godzilla and flying cars, what relevance does London actually existing have to the rest of the story's veracity ?

      Unless the whole document is true, then none of it can be relied upon to be an accurate representation of what went on at the time.

    16. Re:Best part missing from later versions! by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      I didn't say it was THE only one, I said it was the only one that named it really explicitely. The one in Romans it is true is not in that same part of Leviticans (which Christians otherwise reject) but it still I would argue that the cultural bias created by that ancient rule probably clouded Paul's judgement. Fact remains I believe the rule was one of higiene, nothing more - and it isn't applicable today - which was my point.
      It was certainly still applicable in Paul's day. Is it entirely natural? Probably not. On the other hand practically every other line Paul write tells us NOT to BE slaves to our nature, to rise beyond and above it - so I don't see that as a prohibition, merely a statement of fact. LOVE isn't really "natural" and monogamy DEFINITELY isn't natural AT ALL - yet we are charged to do both ! So can we then say that love should be limited to cases where the sex is similar to what happens in nature purely for procreation ?

      Would Paul - if he had lived in an age with modern science have felt the same ?
      Most Christians around the world do NOT require women to wear a hat to church and haven't for many years. Because we now believe that the line which charges them not to pray without a head-covering is entirely cultural. It SHOULD be translated as "do not pray without showing proper respect" - in Paul's day, for a woman, this meant wearing a hat, in our day it does not. But it's easy to get people to be open-minded about hats, sex is much more passionate, and evoke much stronger passions, so those who wish to control others always target it (isn't that a central theme in 1984 ?), Christians with power-lust not less than anybody else.

      (And I do know the bible, I was making a point that these lines are ALL contextual, and gave the strongest example. The weakest is probably the story of Lot and Soddom and Gomorrah, which is hard to quantify the 'context' off - one interpretation that I am partial to (and it's a valid one, if not one that can be cited as absolute) is that the fire and brimmstone [and his wife turning to salt] was a metaphor - that what really wiped out the cities was an STD plague (based on the chosen metaphor probably gonorrhea) and that it's purpose is to be another teaching story - which the Bible is quite full of.)

      There are probably other references, especially vaguer ones, I am not a theologian and my job is not to know every text relevant to everything (even they don't - my sister and brother-in-law are BOTH doctorates of theology and I know they use reference books when writing sermons to find texts relevant to their message) - my job is to know enough, to know God, nothing more is asked from people. Interestingly I can debate with these to PHD's about their own field and cite quite enough to force them to concede that though they do not agree with all my interpretations - they cannot deny their plausibility, and all but the most fundamentalist sects have a standard principle that where multiple interpretations are VALID, people cannot be judged for believing the one that suits their conscience. Paul told us we see in a dull mirror (in his days, that was a copper plate so it was far duller than the image you probably picture) - our understanding is imperfect at best - being fundamentalist about your interpretation when the MOST fundamental part of the Bible is that you will never get it ALL right is single most stupid thing we can imagine.

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    17. Re:Best part missing from later versions! by archammer2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      If I had mod points, you'd be getting them.
      Still, don't lump all "American Christians" into the same bucket, either. Some of us do have a bit of sense.
      Regarding the homosexuality issue, as I told a friend of mine once, "A few lines later the bible condems men with long hair. You don't see any 'God Hates Mullets' signs, do you?"

    18. Re:Best part missing from later versions! by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1

      People used to quote that Sabbath shit to Jesus too, and he also broke it.

    19. Re:Best part missing from later versions! by qwertyatwork · · Score: 1

      ... This is only logically inconsistent if you are bound by the laws of logic

      So what laws are you bound to? The laws of silliness?

    20. Re:Best part missing from later versions! by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      You and I are bound by the laws of logic, but to think an omnipotent God would be - IS logically inconsistent. He cannot be both able to do anything AND unable to do two logically inconsistent things.

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    21. Re:Best part missing from later versions! by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      >Unless the whole document is true, then none of it can be relied upon to be an accurate representation of what went on at the time.

      What's your point ? I never said the Bible is a good history book. It isn't it's way too focussed on religion, even when it happens to mention historical facts they are told only for their religious significance. In many cases, they are still completely accurate, and this is useful to some scientists - but there are at best highly selective. If you want a historical knowledge, study history. The Bible is supposed to teach religion - and it only includes historical data to help illuminate ideas.
      It's still exceptionally good for another piece of historical studies - many would say a much more important one - it is our most complete and intact account of the culture and belief (two things that are intimately entwined in most people) of an ancient nation. Thanks to the Bible we know a huge deal more about how ancient Jews actually lived than any other culture. The Illiad doesn't give us any accurate data about the real wars of ancient Greece - but nobody denies it's value for what it can teach us about how they thought and what they believed in. This is a valuable historical insight. But if you want historical chronologies of events, with accurate timelines then you need to bring in things like archeology. These things are often complementary, but one cannot (and doesn't claim to) replace the other.

      So to base your belief or not in God on the potential historical accuracy of the Bible is... stupid at best. Base you belief or lack there-off on your conscience. If your conscience demands proof for truth, without exception then believe only what scientist believe. I won't stop you. Heck I almost agree with you - when it comes to anything in the physical world, I'll trust a current physicist over the Bible (and any other 3000 year old source) any day. I happen to believe there IS a metaphysical world, I have my reasons, they are personal and only really EVIDENCE to myself. I don't require you to share that. But when it comes to those, the Bible has always offered for me, personally, answers that made more sense than anything else - especially a LOT more than 'there is nothing to make sense off'. Why does this make me a credulous fool in your opinion ? Has my whole post not shown consistent critical thinking, reconsidering of my own preconceptions ? All the things you claim to applaud - and base your anti-religion arguments on. Yet just because my conclusions differ from yours, despite either of us being able to prove what we think - you think I'm stupid. I cannot prove God exists. You cannot prove he DOESN'T.
      Karl Sagan put it so well "Absence of evidence is NOT evidence of absence". Since I am not trying in any way to force you to agree with me- I merely mentioned what I thought in an on-topic thread and let you make up your own mind about what YOU think - why do you try to force me to think what you do ? How can you do that and claim to be ANY better than religion at it's WORST ?

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    22. Re:Best part missing from later versions! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think there are very few real Christians in the world. The reason for this is that Christs unconditional love and respect for other people is the hardest thing anyone can hope to live up to.

      A few people still get it though. Nice post.

    23. Re:Best part missing from later versions! by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      It's like the old question of whether God could create something to heavy for him to lift. The answer to one of faith is a simple "yes".
      I think a more sensible answer would be that "something too heavy for Him to lift" doesn't actually mean anything. It would be like asking whether your database can be more orange.

      Substantive criticism of a 3-O (omniscient, omnipotent, omnibenevolent) god usually involves The Problem of Evil. The usual response to that is free will, but I don't think free will can exist in any universe where an omniscient (including prescient, which a god outside of time would be) being exists, even if that being is powerless. Some Christians don't seem to get that point when I make it, but I've run into others who respond that omniscience is not a simple concept. Episcopalians apparently restrict it to mean only knowledge of those things that would not interfere with free will.

      Personally, I don't see why the even otherwise moderate Christians insist on clinging to the absolutist 3-O and biblical infallibility view. It's not like the religion would fall apart without them.

    24. Re:Best part missing from later versions! by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      You raise a valid consideration - so I will tell you what I think about it openly.
      Frankly, without those - what kind of God can you have ? Prescience, and even omniscience is just a given if you have infinity and no restraints on timetravel (the former is truly a requirement for a God and existing outside normal time grants both without TOO big a logical jump - even physics has areas that suggest the possibility - granted they are singularities but the very existence of singularities is supporting if not conclusive evidence for the idea) - if you can go anywhere, anytime as often as you want - well you can know anything.
      God can and DOES interfere - and many moderate Christians like me do NOT believe in absolute free will. We believe that God gives a degree of choice - over some things, more than we can handle in fact, but not everything. The idea of absolute human free will would rule out most of the bible - not just the "historics" but their meaning. How can you believe that God influences history if you don't accept that he influences some of our decisions ? For many Christians - we hear him every day, we believe that our conscience IS the voice of the Holy Spirit. It is not canonical because we know full well that we cannot tell the DIFFERENCE between that voice and our fantasies - but that is our shortcoming, not God's. In fact, we believe God would be MORE likely to influence a politician than to interfere with a natural process. Praying for rain is probably less effective than praying for an end to/increase in farm subsidies (depending on where you live).
      Infallibility is also easy - you can get it for free (or at least, the exact same effect) just by being able to retry as many times as needed, heck you can go see what would have happened at any time and change it to suit yourself - you won't need to try twice, so infallibility makes perfect sense.

      Does this mean you have NO free will ? Of course not, if not then God could not hold us responsible for our actions - and he does. He chose to influence rather than enforce. His influence is powerful and to Christians we've seen the miracles when people had a sudden change of heart and did something against their stated wishes - to the ultimate benefit of the many.

      In fact, I believe I have experienced a personal miracle. A few years ago, I was in a bad motorcyle accident. I broke my arm and my shoulder bone - my bike however was in tiny bits - there was nothing left. I should have been dead- except when it hit that volvo I was standing upright on it- not sitting (as I had been a moment before) - so I went OVER the car, instead of into it.
      All I know was that in that split second before I hit, when I knew I couldn't avoid hitting, I somehow realised I couldn't jump and couldn't dodge - but if I stand up - I'll survive this. Something I did not ever know before and if anybody had asked me my suggestion for such a situation - would not have occured to me.
      You can call it survival instinct if you prefer. I believe God saved me (from the stupidity of another person) - because my work wasn't done.

      In fact, I and most calvinists believe that even believing in God is not humanly possible. It requires a miracle intervention by God himself. That is why I believe the most important form of missionary work is charity - God will plant the seed of faith, we cannot - we have to be sure that when the inspired person seeks answers and knowledge to grow that seed, we are there to give it - and that we are recognizable as the people to talk to.*

      So for at least some Christians, even the inconsistencies you point out don't exist - but we are prepared to accept that our free will is a gift from God - and that he only gives us as much as he believes we should have. So why didn't he stop Hitler ? Who knows, maybe because the world needed to see and defeat that example of modern evil to prevent FAR WORSE from happening ? It's as good a suggestion as any other - and undoubtable, even if it's right, only a billionth of the real truth. Then again scie

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    25. Re:Best part missing from later versions! by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 1

      What's logically inconsistent about a not-illogical omnipotent God?

      How can you posit an illogical God (one who can bring about logical inconsistencies), and then use a logical argument to assert anything about Him?

      Does God have the power to both exist and not exist at the same time and in the same sense?

      Maybe you think the term "omnipotence" means something more than just infinitely powerful.
      How much power does it take to create a square circle?
      Oh, wait, that's not a function of power; omnipotence has nothing to do with it.
      The standard Christian explanation for the universal laws of logic is that they flow from God's unchangeable nature (He's neither subject to the laws of logic, nor does He issue them arbitrarily).

      How do atheists account for the universal laws of logic?
      If they can't, then how can they be so sure they're universal?

    26. Re:Best part missing from later versions! by GISGEOLOGYGEEK · · Score: 1

      Your post became irrelevant the moment you agreed with 'enlightened christians' who have somehow deemed themselves worthy to judge that parts of the bible are literal truth while other parts are not.

      You've fallen into the same old dirty hole that all christians fall into. It pretty much defines your religion. You are accepting an obvious interpretation as truth because you happen to agree with it, and raise your nose at other christians with other interpretations (americans in this case).

      The moment you decide that it's ok if some parts of the bible are not literal truth, and that it's ok for you to decide which parts are not literal truth, you admit that many interpretations and choices are possible and call into question the ENTIRE bible and destroy the foundations of your beliefs.

      All religion is nothing more than our attempts to feel safe in the face of our own mortality, and a mechanism induced by evolution to form cohesive tribes for more successful procreation.

      There are ancient cities far older than those built by Solomon that never had a christian, jew, or muslim set foot anywhere near. Using your reasoning, shouldn't we figure out what religions these ancient people followed and convert?

      You are an Athiest of sorts and don't even realize it. You don't believe in any of the thousands of gods we worshipped long before the christian god was invented. Come on, take the last step! You are so close!

      When the possibility of coincidence is removed, all supernatural happenings vanish.

      Ask yourself this: Why won't god heal amputees?

      http://www.whywontgodhealamputees.com/

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    27. Re:Best part missing from later versions! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally a sane person in an internet discussion about religion.
      I'll be happy happy to say that except the faith part I share your thoughts. Faith part excluded since I don't have it. Many a time have I come to realize that life might be brighter if I had faith in some deity, but it just doesn't seem right to me, thou I am stilll a memeber of my church and thus support them financially. But that is done because I strongly approve of it's social and humanitarian work. Also I totally agree with it's views about morals, ethics and I like knowing there is a place where I would be welcome just because i chose to enter it.

      But looking at different religions I see a few common pointers, wich I think should apply to everyone.

      Be helpful.
      Be considerate.
      Be honest.

      Have a nice life you all.

    28. Re:Best part missing from later versions! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      faith and tech dont mix... ever
      ALL religious people ARE idiots
      except http://www.cofsm.com/

    29. Re:Best part missing from later versions! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enlightened Christians have long since decided that Genesis is METAPHORICAL not LITERAL.

      That's nice for both of you. Can you make a start on telling the other 2 billion Christians? Thanks.

      Many parts of the Bible are literal truth --snip-- many parts are not.

      And how, exactly, do you tell the difference?

      The prodigial son is not literal truth - it's a teaching story.

      Do you also think the part about Jesus being the son of God is also not the literal truth? How about the bit about the resurrection? Going to heaven? How do you tell which parts are literal truth and which are a "teaching story"? I would guess that the parts you personally agree with will be "literal truth" and the parts you disagree with (or have been disproven by science) will be "teaching story".

    30. Re:Best part missing from later versions! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Do you also think the part about Jesus being the son of God is also not the literal truth?

      I think when he said "I am the lamb," he meant it literally. He had four legs and a tail, and was covered in wool, and bleated "baaa! baaaa!"

  17. Re:A Bible written 400 years before Christ was bor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well you know, I wouldn't have made that redundant comment if it weren't for this stupid D2 shit telling me there are no comments when there are.

  18. How to get a clue by stupidflanders · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Well, I'll assume that the trolls won't actually READ the Bible, but they might read this Cliff's Notes version: Don't Know Much About The Bible

    1. Re:How to get a clue by rts008 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Well, you assumed wrong.
      I have read it and then threw it out as the worse novel I ever had the misfortune to read.

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    2. Re:How to get a clue by rodney+dill · · Score: 1

      Well, I'll assume that the trolls won't actually READ the Bible,

      So basically you just admit you're a troll.

      Smooooooooooth

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    3. Re:How to get a clue by computechnica · · Score: 1

      This version is better skeptics annotated bible and Free!!

  19. Re:Oh noes! by dvice_null · · Score: 5, Funny

    "It's too risky for anybody to translate that [The Bible] into other languages. Mistakes can creep in... and that can lead to heresy. True Christians should only read English."

    "If your original Hebrew disagrees with my original King James --- your original Hebrew is wrong. If your original Hebrew agrees with my original King James, your original Hebrew is right."

    http://wanusmaximus.livejournal.com/1131751.html

  20. != The Septuagint by stupidflanders · · Score: 5, Informative

    This text is NOT the same text as what was compiled during the Council of Nicaea in 325. Nor is it the same as the Vatican bible. It is a third text written/compiled between 330-350. T

    1. Re:!= The Septuagint by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Which means it'll possibly be very different.. what we have reflects the collection decided to be correct at the time of the council of nicea. Other books existed and there was some debate about which ones went into the final collection. We have some of the others in the apocrypha, and others were simply lost to history.

      Love the inflamatory summary... I mean so what? It's not a complete text anyway, and if you're talking about something written around ad330 it's a time when there were still multiple different versions in common use.

    2. Re:!= The Septuagint by kc2keo · · Score: 1

      This text is NOT the same text as what was compiled during the Council of Nicaea in 325. Nor is it the same as the Vatican bible. It is a third text written/compiled between 330-350. T

      Good time good times.

    3. Re:!= The Septuagint by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      Dude, what on earth are you talking about? There was no text compiled during the council of Nicaea. Nicaea had positively nothing to do with the canon of Scripture, and they compiled nothing. Go down to the External Links section of that wikipedia page, and read the link discussing that myth.

    4. Re:!= The Septuagint by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 2, Informative
    5. Re:!= The Septuagint by SpinyNorman · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well...

      1) No, it's not the Septaguint, because the Septaguint is the old testament (aka Jewish Torah), whereas the main interest in the Codex Sinaiticus is that it is (maybe - in contention with the Codex Vaticanus) the oldest new testament, although it does also contain part of the old testament. Other copies of the old testament (e.g. dead sea scrolls) are much older.

      2) The new testament canon was not decided upon at the (1st) Council of Nicea - it was provably already established before then, and the "procedings" of the Council still survive (as do writings about it by participant Eusebius). There are many persistent and untrue internet myths about the Council of Nicea.

      http://faculty.cua.edu/pennington/Canon%20Law/Nicea/CouncilNicea.html

      http://www.tertullian.org/rpearse/nicaea.html

      3) It may in fact be exactly the same version of the new testament as existed in the time of roman emperor Constantine I (who convened the Council of Nicea) - given that it may well date to his time (although **precise** dating unknown), it may be one of the 50 copies of the bible that Constantine is recorded (by Eusebius) to have had produced.

    6. Re:!= The Septuagint by drinkypoo · · Score: 1, Informative

      On the other hand, it has everything to do with the canon of the faith, since it was at this time they decided the nature of the holy trinity. This decision has informed Christianity ever since, but before this point it was by no means sure; there were camps which felt that Jesus was only human and born of a woman impregnated in the usual way, those who felt that he was only human but she was a virgin anyway (this is of course totally possible without a miracle, since virginity is based on penetration and not insemination) and those who feel that Jesus is a creature only of God... et cetera, et cetera. The final decision of course is that he is both fully human and fully divine; that God is made up of the father, the son, and the holy spirit; and that if you don't believe these things you're going to hell. At least, that's what they larned me in college.

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    7. Re:!= The Septuagint by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Well, the summery say it doesn't, but every single quote he prints as evidence say it does. I would say it is more likely that the quotes are correct than the inconsistent summery.

    8. Re:!= The Septuagint by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Which means it'll possibly be very different..

      Not likely. Any Greek New Testament will already show you the entire contents of the differences of Codex Siniaticus in the margins. I forget which letter it is in the alternates, but I think it is marked as "C" or "E". The differences usually amount to "a" vs. "an" or whether someone said "a" or "the" or stuff like that. There are no major differences in theology.

      Codex Siniaticus was already consulted in all new translations made since around 1960, such as the New International Version, for instance.

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    9. Re:!= The Septuagint by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      Clarifications on Nicaea:

      Nicaea had nothing to do with whether or not Jesus was divine or merely human. I saw that claim in The Da Vinci Code, but it was just a silly error.

      Nicaea did have to do with the sense in which Jesus was divine--was he a created being of similar "substance" to the Father (but distinct from the Father), or was he an uncreated being of the same "substance"?

      Nicaea also didn't have to do with the relationship between his humanity and his divinity--that was the Council of Chalcedon.

      Clarifications on councils in general:

      If a council issued a statement on something, doesn't mean that it was a new belief, or a newly-settled belief. It may have been the universal belief of Christians back to the apostles. There may have been no camps on the matter. The early council statements often were the first time that Christians gathered to articulate a belief for the first time, or to clarify an articulation. But that doesn't mean there were two kinds of Christians up until the council met, and the other was suppressed afterward. (Even with the Arian controversy at Nicaea, there weren't any Arians around until the teacher Arius showed up. IIRC. I could be wrong on that.) In other words, sometimes these "other camps" showed up late, and were just being shot down. (i.e. Christianity already had definition on that point, just not articulated at a council.)

      So, don't blithely assume that there were all these camps that you're talking about, just from the fact that a council met and talked about a question. If you do want to say that there were these camps, don't say it unless you actually know--who were they, and why do you think they existed? And why do you think that they are part of original Christianity? Was it a group of people who came along after Christianity already existed, and changed a belief? (Compare: If I start a new religion where Jesus was actually a woman, it wouldn't be right to include my novelty in your list of Christian camps. And if I start a new "Muslim" religion where Mohammed was not the final prophet of God, it wouldn't be Islam.)

      Clarifications on Jesus' humanity:

      To my knowledge, that Jesus was divine--not a mere human--is possibly the least controversial of all theological questions within Christianity, stretching back to the earliest Christians. No letters were written denying it. No branches of Christianity were excommunicated over it. No council ever met to settle that question. It never came up. I think the camp you're talking about is a total fiction; I know that it wasn't even the kind of "heresy" that the Early Church Fathers spent time denying. There just wasn't a controversy. The controversy far more often went the other way--the Gnostics (a la the gnostic gospels) tended to deny that Jesus was a human at all, saying that he was a spirit being who appeared to have flesh, or something like that.

      Christians had to defend the idea that he really was a man, not that he really was divine.

    10. Re:!= The Septuagint by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1
      Huh? Are you talking about the Usenet quotes? If so, those aren't "evidence", those are random people on Usenet repeating the myth.

      Or are you talking about the material after this line?

      These all sound individually quite confident and authoritative. But how do we find out if they are true? The answer must be to assemble all the primary data; any documents issued by the council, and any ancient accounts of its proceedings.

      If so, exactly which of those quotes says that Nicaea had something to do with determining the canon of the Bible?

      (Just in case you're unclear on "canon": The council did issue "canons". They were statements/declarations. But "canon" just means "rule". Those canons were not the listing of the books of the Bible.)

    11. Re:!= The Septuagint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a third text written/compiled between 330-350.

      And published 700 years earlier, in the fourth century BCE? Prophetic!

    12. Re:!= The Septuagint by bernz · · Score: 1

      This is wrong. The Torah is the "first" five books of Moses (Pentateuch). Septuagint also includes much of the later writings and Prophets. The Hebrew Bible (Tanach) includes Torah. But Torah is not the Hebrew Bible, but a mere (though important) sliver.

    13. Re:!= The Septuagint by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      This text is NOT the same text as what was compiled during the Council of Nicaea in 325. Nor is it the same as the Vatican bible.

      No text was compiled at Nicaea; that formality had to wait until the council of Trent in the early 16th century.

    14. Re:!= The Septuagint by thecatdaddy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If a council issued a statement on something, doesn't mean that it was a new belief, or a newly-settled belief. It may have been the universal belief of Christians back to the apostles. There may have been no camps on the matter. The early council statements often were the first time that Christians gathered to articulate a belief for the first time, or to clarify an articulation. But that doesn't mean there were two kinds of Christians up until the council met, and the other was suppressed afterward.

      You're wrong. Most of the councils/synods that issued a doctrinal statement did so because of doctrinal controversy within the church.

      So, don't blithely assume that there were all these camps that you're talking about, just from the fact that a council met and talked about a question. If you do want to say that there were these camps, don't say it unless you actually know--who were they, and why do you think they existed? And why do you think that they are part of original Christianity?

      They are too many to mention them all. Have you heard of nestorians and monophysites? You obviously need to do some reading - The Christian Tradition: A History of the Development of Doctrine might be a good start.

      To my knowledge, that Jesus was divine--not a mere human--is possibly the least controversial of all theological questions within Christianity

      The most controversial and divisive issue was the doctrine of the person of Jesus Christ - the god-man union - according to Pelikan (author of the above mentioned book).

    15. Re:!= The Septuagint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably it's hard work to put everything together but I like modern versions of old religious text, for example, new film adaptation of the Qur'an http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001D0I4VS/

  21. Forget the fundies... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1, Funny

    Who wants to start a betting pool on how many rounds of copyright "harmonization" it'll take before this sucker gets yanked out of the public domain and back under cover of copyright and darkness(as Big Content and God intended)? Particularly hairy for theological documents: At least in all Berne Convention signatories, copyright is life of author + 50 years(or greater). Presumably Jesus' 50 years started ticking at his Crucifixion, was it reset at Resurrection? If so, did it start again at Ascention, or does that not qualify as death, leaving His Works perpetually copyrighted?.
    Muslims are in even more trouble. Allah doesn't exist in time, per se, nor does he fall neatly into either the category of individual author or corporate author. Being eternal, though, it is unlikely that his works are out of copyright.
    Jews should mostly be ok, I think one or two of the prophets may have ascended rather than dying; but their quotations are generally short and pithy enough to fall under fair use.
    Scientologists are screwed; but at least "All your base are belong to Hubbard" constitutes unambiguous legal advice.


    Joking aside, though, this is great. Exactly the sort of thing that digital distribution is great for. There are loads of delicate and moldering historical documents of considerable interest that are, today, virtually impossible for anybody but scholars with nontrivial access to get their hands on. With digitization, the whole world can get access for peanuts.

    1. Re:Forget the fundies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Jesus didn't write the bible.
      2. Can we have one fucking story on this fucking site where no one mentions copyright?
      3. Yea, I know you were joking. You're still a jackass.

  22. Bad Summary, Questionable Claim by dwm · · Score: 5, Informative

    Where to start, where to start...

    First of all, there's some dispute as to whether Sinaiticus is indeed the oldest -- a cursory Google will show that Codex Vaticanus is believed by some to be older.

    Second, it's patently untrue that Sinaiticus "makes no mention of the resurrection". The version of the gospel of Mark in it omits the last passage where Jesus appears to his disciples, but other post-resurrection appearances occur in the other gospels -- and even the Sinaiticus Mark version ends with an angel's pronouncement that he has risen. You can read an English translation for yourself here.

    1. Re:Bad Summary, Questionable Claim by Louis+Savain · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Where to start, where to start...

      You can start by noting that Slashdot contributors are 90% atheists and they go out of their way to come up with dishonest ways to badmouth Christianity and people who believe in a creator. On Slashdot, you can badmouth God all you want but you can't say anything against Darwin, Alan Turing, Stephen Hawking, evolution, time travel, the big bang and the like. The mendacity on Slashdot is so thick, you'd think you were living in the third Reich or Stalinist Russia.

    2. Re:Bad Summary, Questionable Claim by apathy+maybe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Oh is the poor little god bother bothered?

      I don't know what percentage of people on Slashdot are atheists or not, and I don't really care (it would change all the time anyway, as people stop posting, and other people start posting).

      However, to say that you can bad mouth god (a being for which there is no material evidence, only faith), but not "Darwin, Alan Turing, Stephen Hawking, evolution, time travel, the big bang" etc. is just wrong.

      You can, it is just that people who actually follow the scientific method, and/or are materialists and thus try and have evidence for what they say or believe in, will jump on you if you say something stupid.

      Take evolution for example, only idiots and ignorant people say that evolution doesn't exist, because there is so much evidence for it.

      I don't know why you mentioned time travel, I don't have an opinion as to if it is possible one way or the other, because I don't have enough evidence. I have "gut feelings", but they aren't worth much.

      The "big bang", what bad shit could you say about that? It was a bad thing? It didn't happen? The first is irrelevant, and the second requires evidence.

      I didn't know the meaning of the word "mendacity", so I looked it up. The tendency to lie? You think that people on Slashdot lie about these things? So I assume you mean that saying that evolution is a fact is a lie... Well, if you are that delusional...

      Oh yeah, did I mention that religion sucks and is a farce?

      Religion causes more problems then it solves. Suck on it.

      (To the mods: Karma bonus not initiated, no need to mod down. But if you do, you should mod down the parent for their comment as well.)

      --
      I wank in the shower.
    3. Re:Bad Summary, Questionable Claim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "On Slashdot, you can badmouth God all you want but you can't say anything against Darwin, Alan Turing, Stephen Hawking"

      Perhaps that's because god doesn't exist and has hence neither achieved or ever done anything worth mentioning.

      Whilst Darwin, Turing and Hawking are all (or were) real, living people who achieved some great things.

      "The mendacity on Slashdot is so thick, you'd think you were living in the third Reich or Stalinist Russia."

      Really? Despite earlier comments you can actually slag off Darwin and the likes all you want, you'll just get modded down because your view is wrong as determined by the intelligent majority here who are able to see the idiocy underlying the ideas of religion and faith.

      You believe in an entity of which there is absolutely no way of proving it's existence and no evidence whatsoever that it has ever existed. Contrary to what you may believe, a book written by a human a good few billion years after god supposedly created the earth doesn't actually count as evidence any more than me stating "GOD DOESN'T EXIST" here counts as evidence of his non-existence. It is rather foolish to believe in something that we have no possible way of knowing exists and that we have no evidence whatsoever exists. If you can't see the idiocy of that then it's you that is the problem, not the majority on Slashdot going against your illogical views.

      The simple fact is that you base your beliefs on something little stronger than someone writing down a story on paper whilst slagging off people who agree with views produced by people who have provided solid evidence backed up by sound proofs of their ideas. Again, if you can't see why people may find it a bit odd that you somehow feel you're right and they're wrong when they have real, repeatable ways of demonstrating that the ideas they follow are correct whilst you have not only no evidence but also no way of ever proving the existence of your beliefs then you have a serious lack of mental capacity and capability.

    4. Re:Bad Summary, Questionable Claim by JordanL · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You can, it is just that people who actually follow the scientific method, and/or are materialists and thus try and have evidence for what they say or believe in, will jump on you if you say something stupid.

      Ahem. So... it's not that Darwin bashing isn't allowed (completely avoiding the fact that evolution as it is now is vastly different from Darwin's version), it's just that Darwin bashers are stupid, and stupidity isn't allowed.

      Kind of like making a claim that is factually false in a summary to try and artificially create a heated discussion between two belief groups by misrepresenting one groups beliefs as inconsistent with themselves.

      Look, I've been both Christian and Ahtiest in my life. Christians, in large, suffer from the inability to change the way they think to accomodate the things that we know at this time. Atheists, in large, suffer from the inability to accept that the entire process of deconstructing a religious belief serves no purpose but to stroke your ego, since the existance of a false belief in a world where belief is a null sum game is by definition a null sum circumstance.

      I'm not going to make sweeping statements about Slashdotters, but the fact that I had to scroll through as many comments as I did to find the GP is remarkable. For a system which professes to care for nothing but unbiased truth and fact, Atheists sure seem to not care about being factually correct when it comes to bashing religous types... kind of like the religious types they bash.

      There are plenty of solid grounds for both religious and non-religious people to have informative debates about each others beliefs without making up things to try and discredit each other.

    5. Re:Bad Summary, Questionable Claim by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      Really?

      You can do whatever you want on Slashdot. The worst that can happen is getting a bad moderation. So what?

    6. Re:Bad Summary, Questionable Claim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Atheists, in large, suffer from the inability to accept that the entire process of deconstructing a religious belief serves no purpose but to stroke your ego, since the existance of a false belief in a world where belief is a null sum game is by definition a null sum circumstance."

      Are you sure? If people can be moved away from religion and taught to think objectively in a way that is required to denounce belief in some deity then, well, it's not exactly null sum. There is plenty of benefit to be had from improving the human race with very little negative response to the loss of many religions, they've served their purpose and hinder far more than they can ever help in today's world. It's only null sum if the end effect is that there isn't one. The abolition of religion would quite clearly have many positive benefits. Furthermore, should there be no challenge to religion then in many nations you could expect homosexuality and similar to be illegal still where it's currently not.

      You need it to act as a balance, and hopefully over time as a force to remove, and hence progress the human race.

    7. Re:Bad Summary, Questionable Claim by rho · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The abolition of religion would quite clearly have many positive benefits

      You have no proof of that, as religious beliefs remain widely spread. You think it would be a benefit. It might turn people into self-centered assholes. Well, more than they are already.

      By my reckoning, humans are social animals, and social animals will congregate. If you take away religion we'll just replace it with some other form of tribalism. Maybe base it on professional sports teams. And then we'll be right back where we are now. This, of course, assumes that you can wipe away all religion in a single stroke. As it happens, religious types tend to out-reproduce non-believers, so unless you can wave a magic wand your scheme is likely destined to fail.

      Interestingly, part of the doctrine of many Christian sects is the inherent sinfulness of Man. You seem to believe that if we just shake off this religious baggage that Man's better nature will shine through. You can bet on the latter if you wish, but the former is the way to go unless you dig on disappointment.

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    8. Re:Bad Summary, Questionable Claim by mnbjhguyt · · Score: 1

      Some years ago I took a course in history of religions at the university of verona (italy).
      that teacher had an amazingly deep knowledge of the subject.
      one day he took us to the library of the cathedral of verona, an they had a bible from the 4th century which was written with an ink made of silver, while all of the names of jesus, god, and such where written in gold.
      he would read us some parts to show us that the original greek test was the same as the one used today.
      the funny thing was that he would hold this book as it was just another paperback, flipping pages and pointing the finger to show the relevant parts... i was shocked as i couldn't even begin to imagine the value of that book.

    9. Re:Bad Summary, Questionable Claim by halivar · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you take away religion we'll just replace it with some other form of tribalism. Maybe base it on professional sports teams.

      Or CLI text editors.

    10. Re:Bad Summary, Questionable Claim by ndansmith · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but Matthew and Luke are commonly to be believed as being based on Mark, and were thus also written at later dates. It's inconclusive whether their endings were embellishments of Mark's story or not. But you have to wonder why Mark would leave out such an important ending to his story. And don't talk about John or Paul because they were both written way after the other gospels/time of Christ - at least if you believe current scholarly research.

      Yes, Matthew and Luke used Mark as a source, not as their only source. Perhaps Mark did not omit the resurrection and there was a textual corruption of the copy which was transcribed for Codex Sinaiticus (i.e. the last page fell off). Or perhaps omitted the actual resurrection story for literary reasons. He, generally speaking, spares no expense of words (he also has no birth narrative). And all this excitement is based on the idea that Mark was first, which is by no means a sure thing.

      And this current scholarly research is? . . . Paul (among other authors) did indeed write before various gospels were composed, and affirm the resurrection.

    11. Re:Bad Summary, Questionable Claim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you, you beat me to the "jumping-off-the-page-I-can't-believe-someone-could-get-it-that-wrong" correction.

    12. Re:Bad Summary, Questionable Claim by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Indeed, I believe that many conservative christian scholars accept the end of Mark as not being canonical.

      For those who ask, "Why would Mark leave that bit out?" - the Bible is literature as well as history/theology. Why did Lucas end the Empire Strikes Back on the note it ends on? It wasn't intended to merely be a historical recording of everything that happened during the life of Christ. If you look at how the disciples are portrayed in Mark vs the other gospels you get a very different picture - and dropping the post-resurrection part of the story plays into this (since that is when they finally "got it").

      The Biblical authors wrote what they wrote for a reason - they had agendas. So, it is a bit of a mistake to interpret everything as if it were a courtroom transcript. Elements of stories that are left out from one account to another don't necessarily reflect error so much as literary design.

      But hey - it is so much easier to regurgitate whatever you read in some blog or slashdot post about how Biblical scholars (not all of them believers) don't know what they're doing... :)

    13. Re:Bad Summary, Questionable Claim by Joren · · Score: 1

      Where to start, where to start...

      First of all, there's some dispute as to whether Sinaiticus is indeed the oldest -- a cursory Google will show that Codex Vaticanus is believed by some to be older.

      Second, it's patently untrue that Sinaiticus "makes no mention of the resurrection". The version of the gospel of Mark in it omits the last passage where Jesus appears to his disciples, but other post-resurrection appearances occur in the other gospels -- and even the Sinaiticus Mark version ends with an angel's pronouncement that he has risen. You can read an English translation for yourself here.

      Third, the discovery of this text is old news. It is already frequently cited and used in Bible translations, often in the form of "consensus" Greek texts that have been compiled from many sources including the Sinaiticus for better accuracy. The only thing new here is that it is digitized and put online. I'm sure this will be an awesome resource for original-language students...

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      -- Joren
    14. Re:Bad Summary, Questionable Claim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Proving the point admirably. The only thing accurate about Darwin were the clocks he carried. The only thing to his credit is that eventually people thought past him. Perhaps you will too, one day. I won't wait up.

      since this is /. you should probably know a little bit about what you say.

    15. Re:Bad Summary, Questionable Claim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, god is invisible sky friend! Darwin married his cousin! Turing was a fag! Hawking is crippled! There is no missing link! Time travel is horseshit! There, that about covers it.

    16. Re:Bad Summary, Questionable Claim by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      As it happens, religious types tend to out-reproduce non-believers, so unless you can wave a magic wand your scheme is likely destined to fail.

      The fastest-growing ... what to call it ... form of religion-related beliefs in the developed world is Atheism. Rationality is the universal solvent.

    17. Re:Bad Summary, Questionable Claim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mark is the oldest gospel. The others were written AFTER Mark. So the fact Mark is missing the resurrection makes people suspect maybe it wasn't there in the first place, and the idea of the resurrection was ADDED later on, to the point they ADDED verses to Mark to make it match up.

  23. Summary is wildly inaccurate by john-da-luthrun · · Score: 5, Informative

    First, as others have pointed out, the Codex is from the 4th century CE (i.e. "AD") rather than BCE (or "BC").

    Second, saying "it makes no mention of the resurrection" is inaccurate. It doesn't contain the final 8 verses from Mark's Gospel, which have been considered to be a late addition for years and are usually square-bracketed in modern Bible editions.

    However, if you actually *read* Mark's Gospel, it has plenty of references to the resurrection of Jesus earlier in the text. Plus the Codex Sinaiticus also includes the other three Gospels, all of which include post-resurrection appearances of Jesus.

    But apart from misdating the document by 800 years, misstating the impact of putting it online and misrepresenting the likely attitude of Christians to its publication, the summary is fine...

    1. Re:Summary is wildly inaccurate by Rocketship+Underpant · · Score: 2, Funny

      New Slashdot now combines the worst of both Old Slashdot and Reddit â" wildly inaccurate story blurbs combined with crude and inappropriate slurs directed towards anyone with faith. I can't wait for the dupe tomorrow.

      --
      He who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.
    2. Re:Summary is wildly inaccurate by benwiggy · · Score: 1

      Also, the British Museum != the British Library.
      Apart from that, the summary is fine.

    3. Re:Summary is wildly inaccurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree, the ./ summary is very inaccurate.

      For a more scholarly analysis regarding the Sinaiticus, I recommend reading:

      "The Last Twelve Verses of Mark"
      by Dean John W. Burgon
      ISBN...1888328002
      Publisher...John Burgon Society

      It is more in depth than the anti-Bible fluff you'll find on /.

    4. Re:Summary is wildly inaccurate by UberDude · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There was no 0th century, so 4th century BC to 4th century AD is 700 years. Ok, it could be 800 years at a stretch, if you can accept that there were 200 years between 19th and 20th centuries (01/01/1801-31/12/2000). Pedantry is fun!

    5. Re:Summary is wildly inaccurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Some further bits of info:
      1. Markan primacy (the theory that Mark was the first Gospel written) is only one of the theories in the synopic problem: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synoptic_problem
      2. Codex Sinaiticus wasn't "discovered", it was stolen. (there is some discrepancy in how the documents were removed from St. Catharine's Monastery @ Mount Sinai).

    6. Re:Summary is wildly inaccurate by chill · · Score: 1

      But apart from misdating the document by 800 years, misstating the impact of putting it online and misrepresenting the likely attitude of Christians to its publication, the summary is fine...

      Then you're saying Slashdot's editorial standards have improved?

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    7. Re:Summary is wildly inaccurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pedantry might be fun, but you have to do it correctly.

      4th century BC = 400 years prior to the event + 4th century AD = 400 years after = 800 years. If there were a year zero, then it would have been 801. If there were a 0th century, then it would have been 900 years. You have committed a fencepost error in trying to fix one.

    8. Re:Summary is wildly inaccurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is also inaccurate in that is seems to think this is any kind of news or that it hasn't already been done. The Codex has been online and available to all and sundry in high quality digital format for the better part of a decade. I downloaded the entire Septuagint OT and the entire NT including Barnabas and Shepherd to my hard drive over two years ago.

      See the Biblical Manuscripts Project:
      http://alpha.reltech.org/BibleMSS.html
      username: any
      password: any

  24. Wrong Interpretation by Poster by alexj33 · · Score: 5, Informative

    However, I've got a feeling that some people won't be happy to see it online, since it makes no mention of the resurrection, which is a central part of Christian belief."

    This is a misleading statement by the poster and the article itself. The post-resurrection text in Mark (which is the only text the article seems to mention is in contention) has always been recognized by the modern Christian church as not appearing in the earliest manuscripts. Don't take my word for it; pick up the latest NIV Bible and look at Mark 16:9-20. It most likely mentions this very fact.

    The article only mentions the text in Mark missing. From the article:

    The Gospel of Mark ends abruptly after Jesus' disciples discover his empty tomb, for example. Mark's last line has them leaving in fear.

    "It cuts out the post-resurrection stories," said Juan Garces, curator of the Codex Sinaiticus Project. "That's a very odd way of ending a Gospel."

    Unfortunately, you still need to deal with the resurrection stories in the other three gospels (Matthew, Luke and John) as well as the Old Testament references such as Psalms 16:10.

    1. Re:Wrong Interpretation by Poster by edremy · · Score: 1
      This is a misleading statement by the poster and the article itself. The post-resurrection text in Mark (which is the only text the article seems to mention is in contention) has always been recognized by the modern Christian church as not appearing in the earliest manuscripts. Don't take my word for it; pick up the latest NIV Bible and look at Mark 16:9-20. It most likely mentions this very fact.

      While this may be correct for some modern Christians, I suspect you don't hang around with many true Fundementalists. I know quite a few for whom the NIV and other modern translations are regarded as anathema- the King James bible is the *only* correct bible, and all others that differ are incorrect. Since the last 8 verses of Mark are in the KJV, they are canonical, no matter what modern biblical scholarship says. These folks (and there are a *lot* of them out there) ignore all of that fancy-dancy intellectual stuff and focus on what the True Word of God really is.

      These are the folks who will have a problem with this Codex. Of course, the vast majority have very little understanding or interest in the roots of the Bible so they probably won't care much anyway.

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    2. Re:Wrong Interpretation by Poster by hypnagogue · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Worse, the last verses of Mark in the Codex Sinaiticus clearly states "He has risen, He is not here, behold the place where the Lord lay". Two key points are made: a declaration of the Resurrection, and a verification of this by the witnesses.

      Mod summary -1 Troll. It's a bigoted fabrication.

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    3. Re:Wrong Interpretation by Poster by alexj33 · · Score: 1

      Yes, as you say the KJV-only crowd are an exception. I am not one of them. While I also regard this text (Mark 16:9-20) as "canonical," I also think it is not as well supported by manuscript evidence as the rest of the New Testament. Only time will tell, I suppose, if an early manuscript turns up with Mark 16:9-20.

      It could happen, but it might not.

    4. Re:Wrong Interpretation by Poster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's not forget the dozens of other gospels that arose around the same time that were wildly inconsistent with the story as it's now told, but were conveniently suppressed in favour of the four gospels that make up the modern New Testament and more or less "agree" with each other, even though theological scholars agree that none of the four are primary source accounts and were in the best cases written decades after.

      After all, the difference between a religion and a cult is that a religion has had its dubious origins obscured by the sands of time.

  25. THANK YOU! by stupidflanders · · Score: 2, Funny

    Although the chance that anyone on Slashdot will bother to read the text is low.

  26. Re:Oh noes! by RuBLed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There are people who do believe that the King James version is the "inspired" Word of God. I don't fully understand why would they consider a translation the "inspired" one.
    From a religious point of view, if there is anything inspired, it would be the first version in its original language. So the closer you get to the original ones, theoretically would be the better.
    This news is great, we could actually see one of the oldest copies around. Part of me truly wonders how many more manuscripts (religious or not) would have been available today if people back then don't have the habit of burning every piece of paper they dislike.

  27. not that useful by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    Just look at the prototype. Unreadable. It's like it's in some other language or something!

  28. Many More Errors in the Codex than the Summary!!! by itsybitsy · · Score: 1

    Have no fear there are many more factual errors in the actual Codex itself than in the summary!!! The Codex while historically important is a silly mythology from superstitious ancestors and has very little to do with Objective Reality where we find our selves existing under the Laws of Mother Nature!!!

  29. The resurection in early documents by paylett · · Score: 4, Informative
    It will actually come as no surprise to bible readers that the additional details of the resurection are not found in the book of Mark in this version. Many modern and popular translations (NIV, ESV, NASB) note in the footnotes or the text itself that "Some of the earliest manuscripts do not include [Mark] 16:9-20"

    However Mark 16:6, which is included, still declares the resurection:

    "Don't be alarmed," he said. "You are looking for Jesus the Nazarene, who was crucified. He has risen! He is not here. See the place where they laid him."

    Additionally, the article only refers to the book of Mark as making no reference to the resurection. No mention is made of the other three gospels.

    See Mark 16 in the Wikipedia

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    1. Re:The resurection in early documents by captnjameskirk · · Score: 1

      It's the ascension of Jesus into Heaven that's missing from this version of Mark. And the ascension is NOT missing from the other Gospels in the Sinaiticus. And despite the article summary, the other Gospels and New Testament writings in the Sinaiticus specifically reference the Resurrection.

  30. re-written by reiisi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Some of us cope by not believing in inerrancy in the first place.

    And, for some of us, the idea that the copying and translation has introduced both unintentional errors and intentional variation is not particularly news.

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    1. Re:re-written by VoidCrow · · Score: 1

      Well, please try to put that point across to people who *do* believe in the inerrancy. They give the rest of you a very bad name, as I'm sure you're all too aware. You have my sympathy in that regard.

    2. Re:re-written by Saint+Gerbil · · Score: 1

      I'd have thought the religious argument would be that God would correct the errors in translation so its original message still shines through. Even if it does contradict that last passage, encourage people to kill each other etc. Still if this thing is from 400BC that would be before Christ so why would it mention it ?

    3. Re:re-written by somersault · · Score: 1

      The people in my denomination always believed that the original language versions were inspired and inerrant. I believed that myself up until early this year. Seeing this story doesn't surprise me now as I've already realised the whole thing is a crock.. the fact that this apparently dates to 400BC and doesn't have the resurrection (but for some reason has the rest of the Gospel of Mark before Jesus was even meant to have been born? WTF?) is even funnier.

      Even though I don't believe the bible is true anymore, I still think people are dumb for thinking it has been rewritten lots when translaters tend to use the original language (though of course in those days copies were made by hand so a chinese whispers type effect could come into play for inattentive copies)

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    4. Re:re-written by Soruk · · Score: 4, Informative

      The slashdot article is wrong. The codexsinaiticus website says it's 1600 years old, which would put it at about 400AD (or 400CE for the politcally correct crowd), not 400BC.

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    5. Re:re-written by Soruk · · Score: 1

      the fact that this apparently dates to 400BC

      No it doesn't. The slashdot article is wrong. The codexsinaiticus website says it's 1600 years old, which would put it at about 400AD.

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    6. Re:re-written by ResidntGeek · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Jesus Christ. Why is it that Christians (and former Christians) will insist on knowing much less than me (atheist) about their holy texts? I've had conversations with every one of my real-life friends in the past, several of them hardcore Christians and several others casual Christians, which have revealed that I'm the only person I know who's ever heard of, among other things, the Codices Sinaitcus and Vaticanus. Why is that?

      I'm reminded of John Safran's rant about atheists in John Safran vs. God (end of episode 1, I think).

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    7. Re:re-written by somersault · · Score: 1

      Hi Mike, I recognise your name as the admin for the FCYA mailing list ;)

      Yeah I realised that after reading TFA. The summary is indeed wrong.

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    8. Re:re-written by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      I find it highly amusing when I tell religious people about stuff like this.

      They dont know because they turn a blind eye to it.

    9. Re:re-written by somersault · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Probably because I wasn't Roman Catholic so most of the history I know was since the reform (and even then it's not like I read books about it, just heard sermons or had conversations about it).

      Also because we have the bible in English already and a lot of Christians don't know Latin (though plenty learn it and study the original texts too). You don't have to learn about the Wright brothers to go on a passenger airline. Most Christians just go to Church each week and never really learn much from beyond what they hear there (if they're even paying attention). Why are you surprised at that?

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    10. Re:re-written by Serious+Callers+Only · · Score: 1

      Most Christians just go to Church each week and never really learn much from beyond what they hear there (if they're even paying attention). Why are you surprised at that?

      Because their professed belief in the truths revealed in these documents affects their life in dramatic ways, and can affect the life of others around them as well. To then confess a happy ignorance of the origin and original meaning of their religious texts is surprising to say the least.

    11. Re:re-written by somersault · · Score: 1

      For the average person, it's difficult enough to make a decent study of the bible without studying all the history behind it too. I've also been to a couple of things like churches in underprivileged areas, and soup/food kitchen nights where I wouldn't be surprised if the people there weren't able to read that well, let alone make an educated study into the history of the bible. I think people are better off (in terms of blisffully unaware happiness) if they just accept it rather than start questioning everything, otherwise they'll end up like me, questioning everything and then creating a new rift between themselves and their friends/family. I was shocked when I discovered that someone I didn't even know that well decided he wasn't a Christian anymore, I can imagine most of the people in my church will be rather disappointed (and my family keeps trying to get me to go back to church because they're all afraid I'm going to hell now :/ ).

      So I think part of the answer is that ignorance is bliss, part of it is that people just don't make time to learn or even think to look into it, and the rest of the answer is that some people actually do look into it..

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    12. Re:re-written by theophilosophilus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd have thought the religious argument would be that God would correct the errors in translation so its original message still shines through.

      I realize "Saint Gerbil" is attempting to be inflammatory. However, a little knowledge/understanding never hurt. I can't speak for other groups, but protestants' view of the creation story is that sin took over with the "original sin." Sin is simply the result of human choice - free will. Thus, the protestant view isn't that God can't make the "perfect translation," its that humans are given free-will and there is minimal interference with that.

      Even if it does contradict that last passage, encourage people to kill each other etc.

      Show me where to find it, and don't neglect context. However, when you do point out your source, I can promise you I wont be able to convince you otherwise. As a student of Constitutional law I have become acutely aware of the fallible nature of human communication. Truth is measured by 5 votes. There will never be a medium of communication that we/I can't manipulate. Give me "On the Electrodynamics of Moving Bodies" and some time to research, and I can give you a completely different theory of relativity.

      Of course, my new theory might need to navigate around what is scientifically verifiable. But then again, it might not need to even be consistent with science. Most people simply accept science on faith. For example, even though I have an engineering background, I have not independently verified the vast majority of science - I simply believe. I realize science is VERY distinguishable from religion because of its verifiability. However, scientists are very religious in the sense of their uncritical acceptance of belief. Real science is made by heretics - those that challenge dogma. Even scientists blindly believe.

      To segway into the unrelated theory of relativism - that doesn't mean there is not absolute truth. It would be self defeating to claim that the only truth is that there is no truth. My statements mean (as much as statements can have any meaning) that we bring our own meanings to all information we recieve. Finally, to tie it all together - my freedom to bring my own meaning to communication - that's free will.

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    13. Re:re-written by Arramol · · Score: 2, Informative

      Also, it does have the resurrection. All that's missing is an actual appearance in the Gospel of Mark - it ends after angels state that he's not in the tomb because he's risen. The resurrection accounts of the other Gospels aren't affected.

    14. Re:re-written by somersault · · Score: 1

      Hmm, yeah I do remember reading a footnote in one of the gospels saying "these passages aren't found in some of earlier manuscripts", so that isn't really a surprise.

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    15. Re:re-written by theophilosophilus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because their professed belief in the truths revealed in these documents affects their life in dramatic ways, and can affect the life of others around them as well. To then confess a happy ignorance of the origin and original meaning of their religious texts is surprising to say the least.

      Really? Do you need to independently verify all science behind nuclear physics to be a nuclear physicist?

      In an area that affects everyone's lives to a larger degree - Do you need to have a COMPLETE knowledge of the history of the country/the COMPLETE biography of a candidate/COMPLETE voting record of a candidate/understanding of macroeconomics, to be a good voter?

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    16. Re:re-written by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because knowing Christ and becoming a better person is the point of Christianity. Religious history, though interesting to me, has a lower priority.

      I always think about the same thing whenever the creation vs. evolution debate comes up. The frequency in which that comes up is high outside of the church, but within the church, it comes up much much much less because Christians have much better things to concentrate on.

    17. Re:re-written by kellyb9 · · Score: 1

      400 A.D. would make a hell of a lot more sense anyway. Since the article literally refers to it as, "The Bible" we would have to assume that this particular book had to have been written after the council of Nicea (ie: when all the religious writings of the time were compiled and voted on). My chronology may be wrong, but I believe that took place early 300 A.D. I know it was under Emperor Constantine who died around 315 A.D. (I'm simply too lazy to look up the exact dates.) That would easily make this one of the purest versions of the book in existance.

    18. Re:re-written by rho · · Score: 1

      Because you know about those things through reading atheist rah-rah books that focus on them as proof that Christians are wrong, or ignorant, or whatever.

      Am I right?

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    19. Re:re-written by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 1

      Do you need to independently verify all science behind nuclear physics to be a nuclear physicist?

      No, because it is a science that is actively generating power for cities and blowing things up in underground testing facilities, so it is obviously verifiable on those grounds. A nuclear physicist will have at least visited a power facility, and possibly even worked in one.

      Bending your analogy into usability, if there were no nuclear reactors in the world, and if there had never been an atomic bomb, and if all there was behind the science of nuclear physics was a cult of people in white scientist smocks telling you you have to just believe, and that they are the authority on the subject, and that they are the only ones who understand the science books ... then yes, you'd absolutely have to call them a bunch of useless loonies and verify all the science behind nuclear physics yourself in order to rationally believe in it. In our world, though, no faith is required to believe in a science with working applications.

      On the other hand, the Bible is of suspect origin. The original poster clearly meant to write "fourth century CE" (an equivalent of the period from AD 301 to AD 400), a time during which what we now call "Christianity" took its shape. It's widely known that the Bible's canon went through many iterations, and that the Western world was filled with what may have been very different faiths at the start of the fourth century that merged into a single "Christianity" after the Council of Nicea. That makes the idea of the immutability of the word of God very shaky, to put it mildly.

    20. Re:re-written by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a student of Constitutional law I have become acutely aware of the fallible nature of human communication.

      Gosh, me too! That must be why your post is about three paragraphs too long, makes a point which is hidden in a bunch of other junk, and misspells segue. You also seem to miss the parent-poster's hyperbole entirely. When can we expect you on the Supreme Court?

    21. Re:re-written by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      Why is that?

      Because the history of authorship isn't part of their faith. Do you have to know the production history of a movie, in order to enjoy it? The stuff you're getting hung up on is academia and trivia. Perhaps it's interesting trivia, but totally unessential to the purpose that the bible's readers have invested into that work.

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    22. Re:re-written by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Why is it that Christians (and former Christians) will insist on knowing much less than me (atheist) about their holy texts?

      God only knows!

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    23. Re:re-written by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
      The AP article that this is based on says it is "4th century" and "New Testament". Combined, that means it must be 4th century CE, not BCE.

      The /. article is just plain goofy since it says 4th century BCE and then claims some significance to the fact that it doesn't mention the resurrection -- an event that occured a few decades CE. It's like insulting a Microsoft DOS 3.0 manual for not telling you how to format an NTFS partition.

    24. Re:re-written by ahoehn · · Score: 1

      To segway into the unrelated theory of relativism

      A beautiful mental image. Dean Kamen would be proud.

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    25. Re:re-written by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      No, I read mostly academic texts and articles which have objective focus, and no ulterior motive. Besides, the information is not difficult to find - I just wonder why Christians never so much as read the Wikipedia page on the Gospels.

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    26. Re:re-written by melikamp · · Score: 1

      My statements mean (as much as statements can have any meaning) [...]

      Your argument rests on the fact that it is possible (at least in theory) for a statement to have a meaning? I like your foundation.

    27. Re:re-written by rho · · Score: 1

      Cool, you study the Bible. Like, you know, most atheists do.

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    28. Re:re-written by theophilosophilus · · Score: 1

      ...On the other hand, the Bible is of suspect origin.

      Did my post say anything about fallibility? I thought it was simply pointing out that the original poster was placing an unrealistic burden on those studying a subject. No student of any other discipline, be it English, history, science, etc., is given such the burden of discovering the "origin and original meaning" of EVERY text that is released.

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    29. Re:re-written by theophilosophilus · · Score: 1

      To segway into the unrelated theory of relativism

      A beautiful mental image. Dean Kamen would be proud.

      Good job - whity and insulating at the same time. (have fun).

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    30. Re:re-written by Soruk · · Score: 1

      Yep, that would be me! ... am I really that obvious? ^^;;

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    31. Re:re-written by somersault · · Score: 1

      Well, I have a pretty good memory so I just recognised Soruk and Eridani from the FCYA reminder emails. There are very few geeks in the Free Church anyway, and probably even fewer with a slashdot account ;)

      I think I only ever had a short conversation with you about Linux at one of the YFs when I was in high school, so you probably won't remember me.

      I remember Iver mentioning in a sermon about you using a mobile to connect to the net on your laptop and speaking to your American gf while he was driving you somewhere, I was rather jealous of your skills! I had had the idea of using a mobile as a modem, I just didn't know anyone who had done it - plus it must have been really expensive back then!

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    32. Re:re-written by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Why would anyone trust the content at wikipedia? I mean isn't it a fact that their doctorate of theology who was a tenured professor at Harvard or something turned out to be a snot nosed punk with no degrees living in mom's basement somewhere in KY? Oh yea, I might be wrong about Mom's basement.

      You might as well be saying "I don't know why people don't goto the comic book shop and read the works on the gospels". Wikipedia is a tool used by many people to inflict their opinions. The secrete editing squads, the secrete admin clubs, the unqualified authorities asserting qualifications that aren't there to solve disputes and all that. You can goto Wikipedia and see the political bias in pages, you can watch important information being removed, this was most obvious in the Katrina aftermath with pages concerning it and so on.

    33. Re:re-written by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      Well, you certainly seem to know quite a bit about, er, nothing. Can you tell me which bits of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codex_Sinaiticus are maliciously false, added by the "secrete (sic) editing squads" to inflict their opinions on everyone outside Mom's basement?

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    34. Re:re-written by Soruk · · Score: 1

      This was on the way to and from Inverness for some FC thingy, the specifics of I can't quite remember. Surprisingly it wasn't too expensive since 0845 numbers were inclusive on the long-unavailable Everyday 50 tariff on Orange. (I've still got the tariff!)

      I've been trying to work out who you are, but I've been failing miserably on that. However I am still a Linux geek and now the day job also includes Linux geekery. I can't complain (too loudly).

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    35. Re:re-written by somersault · · Score: 1

      Like I said we only talked one time. My ears possibly still stuck out back then, I had an operation on them around 6th year. My name is Alistair Stewart, you probably knew my uncle Ken Stewart and I work for him now as the IT 'Manager', basically I do everything from their application maintenance to IT support and sysadmin stuff. I expect you'd know Ken at least as he was an elder and usually has loads of students round for Sunday lunch. My dad was Alex Stewart, he did the precenting sometimes and was a bit of a geek (and I now do his job as he died shortly before I started Uni), but I don't know if you would have spoken to him :p

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    36. Re:re-written by Serious+Callers+Only · · Score: 1

      I thought it was simply pointing out that the original poster was placing an unrealistic burden on those studying a subject. No student of any other discipline, be it English, history, science, etc., is given such the burden of discovering the "origin and original meaning" of EVERY text that is released.

      No, but I'd expect them to have some interest in the origin and original meaning of the texts they hold to be worthy/good/true. If not, I don't feel anything they say on the subject warrants attention, and they certainly couldn't be considered 'students' in any meaningful sense. The same would go for literature students studying literature which has been twice translated - it's pointless if you have no interest in going back to the originals or at least comparing translations.

    37. Re:re-written by theophilosophilus · · Score: 1

      No, but I'd expect them to have some interest in the origin and original meaning of the texts they hold to be worthy/good/true. If not, I don't feel anything they say on the subject warrants attention, and they certainly couldn't be considered 'students' in any meaningful sense. The same would go for literature students studying literature which has been twice translated - it's pointless if you have no interest in going back to the originals or at least comparing translations.

      Its good to know where your coming from. By that definition, the vast majority of so called "engineers" here are frauds because they didn't get Newtonian mechanics from the original parchment. Economists have no credibility unless they have read the complete Wealth of Nations. Psychologists are posers unless they have read Freud in German. Attorneys - well they have it coming because they have indiscriminately borrowed from French, Roman, Greek, and Catholic law.

      Such a restrictive view ignores the fact that human knowledge can be advanced incrementally by others. What is the basis for such distrust? (I could see a Christian making this argument on a theory that emphasizes the fallibility of humanity). Do I have to reinvent the wheel or become a doctor of metallurgy to ride a bike?

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    38. Re:re-written by theophilosophilus · · Score: 1

      My statements mean (as much as statements can have any meaning) [...]

      Your argument rests on the fact that it is possible (at least in theory) for a statement to have a meaning? I like your foundation.

      I'm guessing that you are claiming a self-contradiction in my theory? Not quite, its more of a lost in translation theory - there is a disconnect between what we mean to convey and what is received by others. Its simply a result of everyone having different perspectives.

      The best example I have of this is communication between nerds and females. For example, my relationship with my ex. I view the world through the lens of a computer scientist/law student which is rigidly logic based while she was VERY emotion based. It took a lot of work to even attempt to fit myself into her perspective. The classic "eureka" moment was when I discovered that "are you hungry" meant that she wanted to get something to eat and me answering "no" was an insult.

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    39. Re:re-written by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I didn't say a particular entry in wikipedia was maliciously false, added by the "secrete (sic) editing squads" to inflict their opinions on everyone outside Mom's basement. I said the entire site is. It isn't trust worthy on the whole. If I have to go and validate everything it says, then why bother going there at all. And no, don't even begin to complain that none of that stuff has happened or that it isn't happening. This is all new that came from it over the last couple of years and if you don't know about it, then you should look yourself.

      As for the page itself, Yes, there are errors in accuracy that boil down to opinion. On the page it says both,

      One theological controversy arising from the content of the Codex Sinaiticus is the addition of extra Resurrection material in the Gospel of Mark.
      and
      Codex Sinaiticus is one of the most valuable manuscripts for textual criticism of the Greek New Testament, as well as the Septuagint

      The later is purely opinion. Giving weight to the document or it's uses isn't what a dictionary or encyclopedia is supposed to do. It is neither neutral in content or spirit. The previous is leaving out the the resurrection is accounted for in books written way before Mark and by others then mark. It isn't like the resurrection is solely dependent on mark yet you wouldn't know it from the wiki article. It isn't liken mark 8 doesn't talk about it either. And all that fits into the inaccuracies I have described.

    40. Re:re-written by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      Well, you certainly seem to know quite a bit about, er, nothing. Have you ever read an encyclopedia? You think that mentioning a text's importance in textual criticism is a biased, non-neutral opinion? You're a fucking idiot.

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    41. Re:re-written by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Lol.. don't be a moron. I didn't say that mentioning it was out of the question, I said the way it was mentioned was biased and opinion. It is possible to make a statement in a completely neutral tone. Wiki failed seriously on that facet. It is possible to make a statement and not add your opinion too. Wiki has failed miserable there too.

      Perhaps you are actually the fucking idiot here. It seems that you have no concept of "biased" or "neutral" or "opinion. "Professional encyclopedias" present things in neutral tones which is something that wikipedia will never be. The don't mix opinions in with the presentation either. Or at least anyone I have purchased has never done that.

      Now lets look at the wording in question and I will school you on what a neutral tone is. The site says,

      Along with Codex Vaticanus, Codex Sinaiticus is one of the most valuable manuscripts for textual criticism of the Greek New Testament, as well as the Septuagint.

      First of all, this sentence doesn't even belong in the paragraph it was in. It is only there to place doubt over the Codex Sinaiticus. It serves no other purpose in a paragraph explaining what it is. Second, Critical is an opinion. It might be held by others but it is still an opinion. A correct statement would be "Some people see the Codex Sinaiticus as one of the most valuable manuscripts for textual criticism of the Greek New Testament." And it should be under another topic. But no, that isn't obvious for an Idiot Troll like you.

      Seriously, have you even read what was written and do you even know what a fucking encyclopedia is supposed to do? I'll give you a hint, it isn't supposed to impose your views on anything. It is supposed to give the facts surrounding the topic. You've heard that before haven't you, give the facts and let you decide? Now why don't you pull your head out of your ass and look around. You might just learn something.

    42. Re:re-written by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      You know which people see the Codex Sinaiticus as one of the most valuable manuscripts for textual criticism of the New Testament? NEW TESTAMENT TEXTUAL CRITICS. Your sentence says the SAME DAMN THING, it's just stupider.

      Again, you seem to know nothing about anything, and you don't realize it. You sound like you spend all your time reading Wikipedia policy pages and talk pages, and some blogs, instead of learning real things. It's unhealthy. Go read a book about chemistry, or Medieval Europe, or something else intellectual or academic, right now. It'll do you a world of good.

      As to your dumbass claim that professional encyclopedias present things in neutral tones:

      I went and grabbed a random volume of my set of the Encyclopedia Britannica Eleventh Edition. You know, the Scholar's Edition. THE edition of THE encyclopedia. I took volume XV (ITA-KYS) and opened it to a random page (553) and read the first article I saw (Jumna):

      "The traffic on the Jumna is not very considerable; in its upper portion timber, and in the loer stone, grain and cotton are the chief articles of commerce, carried in the clumsy barges which navigate its stream."

      Another, page 337, article Jesuits:

      "The formation of the Society was a masterpiece of genius on the part of a man (see LOYOLA) who was quick to realize the necessity of the moment."

      Another, page 723, article Kemble:

      "In his own version of Coriolanus, which was revived during his first season, the character of the "noble Roman" was so exactly suited to his powers that he not only plated it with a perfection that has never been approached, but, it is said, allowed it to colour his private manner and modes of speech. His tall and imposing person, noble countenance, and solemn and grave demeanour were uniquely adapted for the Roman characters in Shakespeare's plays; and, when in addition he had to depict the gradual growth and development of one absorbing passion, his representation gathered in a momentum and majestic force that were irresistible."

      All three pages and articles picked at random, and all contained opinions. Perhaps you should lay to rest the claims about professional encyclopedias until you've READ ONE.

      --
      ResidntGeek
  31. Welcome to Rabidly Anti-Christian Slashdot by Louis+Savain · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But apart from misdating the document by 800 years, misstating the impact of putting it online and misrepresenting the likely attitude of Christians to its publication, the summary is fine...

    What do you expect from Slashdot? Honesty? That's a laugh.

    1. Re:Welcome to Rabidly Anti-Christian Slashdot by SirLoadALot · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, we do our best to smugly mock all religions without prejudice whenever we get the chance. That's because most fundamentalists of any stripe think all unbelievers will burn equally well in hell, so we return the favour as best we can.

    2. Re:Welcome to Rabidly Anti-Christian Slashdot by tgd · · Score: 1

      Actually I'd like to think we don't just focus on ignorance when it rears its head as theism, but rather smugly mock all ignorance even if not waving the banner of faith.

      After all SCO isn't claiming to be on a mission from some deity and we can mock them for irrational thinking as well.

    3. Re:Welcome to Rabidly Anti-Christian Slashdot by Tim+C · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Slashdot is not rabidly anti-Christian. A vocal section of the slashdot readership is anti-religion, not specifically anti-Christian.

    4. Re:Welcome to Rabidly Anti-Christian Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If one were to judge only by the comments on slashdot, the religious folks generally come across as reasonable, understanding, and tolerant. Those bashing religion come across as angry, arrogant, and unwilling to give the benefit of the doubt.

      Truth is, there are all sorts of people on both sides. I would like to see a more civil discourse on slashdot, but I'm not holding my breath.

    5. Re:Welcome to Rabidly Anti-Christian Slashdot by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Actually, we do our best to smugly mock all religions without prejudice whenever we get the chance. That's because most fundamentalists of any stripe think all unbelievers will burn equally well in hell, so we return the favour as best we can.

      And this is the single biggest problem with humanity. "They did it to me, so it's okay if I do it to them." And so the vast majority of humanity plays the game of topper on a global scale, seeing who can commit the biggest atrocity, rather than decrying said atrocities no matter who commits them and striving to a more tolerant attitude towards others.

      Or, to put it another way, there are far too few people following the motto of "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."

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    6. Re:Welcome to Rabidly Anti-Christian Slashdot by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Actually the Bible is clear on one point: athiests will certainly NOT burn in hell. It says you will simply die, like an animal.

      It also says that if you taste death, you will not fear the second death. As someone who died in 1976 I can attest to that. I'm not looking forward to the suffering that acompanies death, however.

      --
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    7. Re:Welcome to Rabidly Anti-Christian Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But don't you understand that the true Christians, although believe that if you are not saved will burn in hell, wish to see you saved and safe from an eternity of torture. It's simple. We are born in sin with a sin nature, we cant help it. Christ provides full payment for the sin of the world mine and yours. All you have to do is believe and accept that gift. Some wont some will. I hope you do. I dont know you but want you to have the best life here and eternity. God Bless,

      JTJ

    8. Re:Welcome to Rabidly Anti-Christian Slashdot by huckamania · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is just not true. Christians are singled out on slashdot and any story even remotely related (ie ID) will be twisted into a hate fest towards them.

      On the other hand, a story about Islam will generally generate lots of sympathetic noises along the lines of how mis-understood they are and how a few bad apples don't the whole bunch (girl).

      This is a very relevant point to this discussion as christians already know that the bible was invented and not holy writ. Unlike muslims who believe that the koran is holy writ, passing directly from the archangel Gabby's lips to Muhamed's ear.

      If a dead sea scroll type revelation ever occured in Islam (and it may), it would be a very bad thing for a central tenent of their faith.

    9. Re:Welcome to Rabidly Anti-Christian Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I hate all you intellectually-arrested assholes equally. And please learn the difference between 'i.e.' and 'e.g.' you ignominious mountebank.

    10. Re:Welcome to Rabidly Anti-Christian Slashdot by Zordak · · Score: 1

      I can't speak for "most fundamentalists of any stripe," but I am a Mormon, and I have often seen the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints maligned on places like Slashdot (as recently as the responses to this article). So let me throw a wrench in your smug self satisfaction. Mormons don't believe that "all unbelievers will burn equally well in hell." One of the express teachings of the Church (and one for which we are sometimes maligned by other Christians) is a gradation in the afterlife, and that God will basically give you every possible chance in this life or later to do what you should, and then rewards every man with basically the best place he qualifies himself for. In fact, the traditional notion of "Hell" (meaning a place of never-ending torment and suffering) is, in our belief system, a very sparsely populated place indeed (for example, it is unlikely that even Adolf Hitler or Osama bin Laden qualify). We believe that the great majority of people will receive some degree of glory from God, and even the lowest of those will be a major improvement on where we live now (for example, gas will cost only $0.89/gallon) (just kidding; God uses all solar power).

      So pagans, atheists, infidels, and smug God-mocking slashdotters, cheer up! Mormons think you're going to be in relatively good shape in the afterlife. Of course, we still believe that God has better setups for those who follow the rules, and we prefer those ones. But God's not out to get you. It's more like you're one of those ornery kids Dad still loves, but you're going to have to get your own place, because you're not bringing those rowdy friends of yours over to my place for poker night.

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    11. Re:Welcome to Rabidly Anti-Christian Slashdot by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This whole, "we're being persecuted" thing from the overwhelming majority religion in the country cracks me up.

      Perhaps this concept goes back to the times when jews/christians actually were persecuted by the Romans and this helped them bind together as a group and prosper with the whole "the world is out to get us" attitude?

    12. Re:Welcome to Rabidly Anti-Christian Slashdot by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 1

      This is a very relevant point to this discussion as christians already know that the bible was invented and not holy writ.

      Erm, huh? Christianity is indeed based on the idea that the Bible is a holy writ, divinely inspired by God. Different sects argue about which version of the Bible is accurate, with the others being human corruptions. Now many Christians do believe that the divine inspiration was filtered through flaw human writers and is filled with allegorical stories, so it's not always literally true. But many other Christians do in fact believe that the Bible is the Literal Truth, and to suggest that parts are imperfect, or are just allegorical is heresy. If the overwhelming majority of Christians accepted that the Bible wasn't holy writ, and was just a human invention, we wouldn't be having arguments about teaching creationism in public schools.

      Islam, ironically, has an advantage here. The Bible was written over hundreds of years by a large number of people, few of whom we know anything concrete about. The Koran, however, was probably written by a single person over a single lifetime, a recent historical figure compared to the authors of the Bible. It seems far less likely that we'll see significant variant versions.

    13. Re:Welcome to Rabidly Anti-Christian Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, a story about Islam will generally generate lots of sympathetic noises along the lines of how mis-understood they are and how a few bad apples don't the whole bunch (girl).

      Oh Slashdot hates sand niggers too, but we outsource the contempt for cameljockeys to 4chan. They're much more skilled at it than we are. Durka durka.

    14. Re:Welcome to Rabidly Anti-Christian Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you, jackass. We're talking about Slashdot here, not the whole world.

    15. Re:Welcome to Rabidly Anti-Christian Slashdot by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      The majority, persecuted by the majority.

      It goes back a lot later than the Romans. It goes back to 1750 and later, when the reason for the 1st Amendment including freedom of religion was because of the violent physical fighting between Christian sects of the time. Baptists were persecuted by the dominant Anglican sect as late as 1790.

      There is no such thing as "Christianity" as a single monolithic organization, and there never has been. The hegemony of the Catholic church was the closest it ever came to that, and the Catholics were forever putting down upstart heretics who still called themselves Christian. When you get right down to it, practically every self-identifying Christian practices their own unique brand of their religion. Even when they're in agreement about major points (the divinity of Jesus, for instance), there is still endless wrangling over the finer points that the various sects all claim are justified by scripture.

      So yes, they are persecuted. By each other.

    16. Re:Welcome to Rabidly Anti-Christian Slashdot by anss123 · · Score: 1

      Haven't you seen South Park? We all go to hell, while only you Mormons go up there. Then again, heaven is apparently an eternity of boredom so no great loss on our part.

      Not that I understand the point of hell. If we have displeased "God" then why not simply end our existence? It's not like we'd prefer exciting over eternal torment. And what sick individual would want to keep anyone - no matter how bad they lived - in eternal torment? A bit like ripping wings off mosquitoes then reattaching them to do it all over again, and again, and again.

      BTW, do mosquitoes go to hell?

    17. Re:Welcome to Rabidly Anti-Christian Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Actually the Bible is clear on one point: atheists will certainly NOT burn in hell. It says you will simply die, like an animal."

      Go ahead pilgrim, prove it!

      Which so called "book" will you be using to "support" your fairytale claim?

      Oh, and you may want to use your spel czech next time, you come off as an ignorant xtian.

    18. Re:Welcome to Rabidly Anti-Christian Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We" is plural.

    19. Re:Welcome to Rabidly Anti-Christian Slashdot by huckamania · · Score: 1

      I'm not a christian, it's just something I've noticed about the slashdot crowd.

    20. Re:Welcome to Rabidly Anti-Christian Slashdot by huckamania · · Score: 1

      People may feel that way, but only a very few denominations believe that. Having been educated in a Catholic school, I've talked to many priests and nuns who will gladly discuss the history of the bible, including things like which books were written in aramaic, greek or latin and when they were written.

      This is exactly what I am talking about. It's a self-fulfilling observation and every time I bring it up, it is proven.

    21. Re:Welcome to Rabidly Anti-Christian Slashdot by huckamania · · Score: 1

      I truly feel sorry for you, ie, your pathetic attempt to say something intelligent and coming off as an intellectually egotistical asshole, eg, your last post.

    22. Re:Welcome to Rabidly Anti-Christian Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > ...athiests will certainly NOT burn in hell.
      > It says you will simply die, like an animal.

      Hey buddy, that 7th-day-adventist Koolaid won't quench your thirst in the fire-and-brimstone filled afterlife.

    23. Re:Welcome to Rabidly Anti-Christian Slashdot by Zordak · · Score: 1

      And what sick individual would want to keep anyone - no matter how bad they lived - in eternal torment? A bit like ripping wings off mosquitoes then reattaching them to do it all over again, and again, and again.

      Well, the basic point is that God doesn't want to send anyone to Hell. He'd rather everybody be with Him (and in the Mormon concept of Heaven, you're actually pretty busy--no playing harps and staring at clouds). But there are fundamental laws that even God does not change. When God gives commandments, it's not on a whim of what pleases Him. It's based on His knowledge of what enables us to receive the best reward according tot hose fundamental laws. And those laws require that each person be wherever he is fit to be. Some (again, very few) people make choices that mean they are unable to live anywhere else. Basically, they'd be more miserable in a "happy" place where they don't belong.

      You can believe it or not, but the premise is actually pretty reasonable. I have kids, and I make rules for them not because I like to be arbitrary, but because I have some concept of what I believe will help them be good, productive, contributing members of society. If God knows everything, it makes sense that He would clue us in to some good ideas.

      BTW, do mosquitoes go to hell?

      I know I don't want them wherever I am.

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    24. Re:Welcome to Rabidly Anti-Christian Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      what bible are you reading? mine says no such thing. And if you "died", why are you still here? I guess you never really died...

      ARGUMENT FROM ANECDOTAL EXPERIENCE (I) (1) I once experienced something I can't explain. (2) Atheists offer several possible, natural explanations. (3) You're just guessing! I was there. (4) Therefore, God exists.

      I don't believe you were there. Your claims of truth are no more relevant than everyone else's claim of truth.

      Anyways ... stupid christians, they don't even know what they're talking about... then again, they can't even agree between themselves on the nature of god, life after death, etc.

    25. Re:Welcome to Rabidly Anti-Christian Slashdot by Sally+Forth · · Score: 1

      Try reading a Bible during recess at your local elementary school sometime. Or better yet, try starting a student-led, student-comprised Bible study at your local college.

      Granted I've never been flogged. Does that mean I've never been 'persecuted'?

      Not all of America is "the Bible belt".

    26. Re:Welcome to Rabidly Anti-Christian Slashdot by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

      You seriously expect me to believe you've been persecuted for trying to start a bible study at your college? Is your definition of persecution someone telling you, "ur dumb"? In my experience the number of religious groups proselytizing at public universities in Florida was quite high.

    27. Re:Welcome to Rabidly Anti-Christian Slashdot by Sally+Forth · · Score: 1

      Well, no. In this case it involved people telling me it was illegal (it wasn't), followed by people tearing down my little notice put on the Student-Led Groups For Students bulletin board, which the school officials said was the proper place to put it.

      How did I know it was torn down and not taken? The little bits of paper left under the pushpins. How often did it happen? At least twice daily for weeks.

      So as I said, I wasn't flogged or anything, so it depends on whether being told what you're doing is illegal and having your notice torn down repeatedly is persecution or not. A Christian in China probably would laugh, but that doesn't mean it's valid behavior for a "free country", especially one that is "overwhelmingly Christian".

    28. Re:Welcome to Rabidly Anti-Christian Slashdot by CountBrass · · Score: 1
      Actually modern Catholics don't believe in Hell as being anything other than the absence of God.

      So going to Hell shouldn't bother any atheist.

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      Bad analogies are like waxing a monkey with a rainbow.
    29. Re:Welcome to Rabidly Anti-Christian Slashdot by CountBrass · · Score: 1
      I'd have to disagree. As an agnostic I find the majority of slashdot posters to be vitriolically anti-Christian.

      There's a fanatical religion present on Slashdot: atheism. But that shouldn't be a surprise, rebellion against "the man" is the norm for teenagers and opinions are always firmly held.

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      Bad analogies are like waxing a monkey with a rainbow.
    30. Re:Welcome to Rabidly Anti-Christian Slashdot by SirLoadALot · · Score: 1

      Oh, atheists shouldn't be troubled by Hell because modern Catholics say so? What about the 1900 years of other Catholics, or the many other varieties of Christianity, or the many religions of the world? Hey, does Purgatory exist this week? :-)

    31. Re:Welcome to Rabidly Anti-Christian Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually modern Catholics don't believe in Hell as being anything other than the absence of God.
      So going to Hell shouldn't bother any atheist.

      Um, are you really trying to claim that an athiest shouldn't be bothered, as long as they adhere to Catholic orthodoxy?

      Do you know a lot of atheists who are Catholics???

  32. Re:Oh noes! by the_womble · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The same way that anyone interested in any historical events copes. Multiple sources, comparison with other sources of information, finding older sources when possible etc.

    The Bible is not a book. It is a collection of books. The New Testament is a collection of what were considered the best sources available: mostly books and letters.

    You might understand better if you knew what faith was and why people have it.

  33. It all Greek to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..or is it Hebrew or e Aramaic?

  34. Re:Oh noes! by g4b · · Score: 5, Insightful

    inspired in this case does not mean it is "over other books", or "very special" - it means, that the rough parts of translation were made in such a right sense, that it kind of reflects the original meaning.

    inspired also means, it is not translated word by word. which would be very dangerous for people, reading a book that old, withouth knowing about the habits in this era, can lead to extreme one sided reading of the bible, and a lot of misunderstandings.

  35. Original by reiisi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yeah, the closer we can get to the original, the closer we can get to the Original.

    But the King James version is itself considered to have been the work of inspired men, so there would be some point in putting more stock by the King James version than by random early texts whose authors may or may not be known to have been inspired.

    (And then, there are some of us who believe that, even if you had the originals and were fluent in the original language, you'd still have to read under inspiration from God to get a full and perfect understanding of the text.)

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    1. Re:Original by Clockwork+Apple · · Score: 5, Insightful

      (And then, there are some of us who believe that, even if you had the originals and were fluent in the original language, you'd still have to read under inspiration from God to get a full and perfect understanding of the text.)

      So there are almost no christians who have a perfect understanding of the text? I mean if the language requirement cuts out a huge percentage of readers, and then they would have to not only feel the inpiration to read for perfect understanding, but also have access to the text at the time of inspiration. How many christians could that possibly be?

      I live in a small rural town in the midwest FULL of christians (more than two dozen churches) who think they have a true understanding of the word. So out of 9,000 people, how many could really know what they say they know? Why are the rest of them fooling themselves?

      What are the odds that the ones who knock at my door have a clue?

      And how can I tell the difference?

      C.

      --
      "Doctor, it's not the voices I hear in MY head, but the voices I hear in YOUR head that really frighten me."
    2. Re:Original by bondsbw · · Score: 5, Informative

      I believe that nobody has a perfect understanding... not myself, not the pastor of my church, nobody. That's not the point, as far as I can tell.

      Most prophecy in the Bible is written so that it isn't obvious exactly when or how it will be fulfilled, until it has been fulfilled. For instance, the birth of the Messiah (or Christ) did not have a date, and nobody knew that he would be born in a feeding trough. The point is so that God can show the world that He has a plan, and that He has the power to fulfill it after it has been stated (in other words, he knows the future).

      The unfulfilled prophecies, including those in the book of Revelation, are similar for us today. We don't know exactly when it will happen, or how. So, nobody has a perfect knowledge of it.

      He's God... if He wants you to know a certain amount of the Bible, He can and will give you the insight to make it happen.

      (For those who don't believe in God, please... please, spare me the comments on how I am stupid for my beliefs and how anyone living in a modern world who believes in God is insane... those comments are getting quite old, and prove nothing.)

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    3. Re:Original by deander2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most prophecy in the Bible is written so that it isn't obvious exactly when or how it will be fulfilled, until it has been fulfilled.

      if you don't know when or how until after it has happened, it's not a prophecy. (defined as knowledge of the future)

    4. Re:Original by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 1

      I won't tell you that you're stupid or crazy for believing in gods. Not when I've prayed to Athena to guide me the last time I fought a mugger. I will say this: I think that if you really want to understand the Word, you can't depend on a translation. If you don't know Hebrew, Greek, and Aramaic then you probably don't know what God is really saying.

    5. Re:Original by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      I believe that nobody has a perfect understanding... not myself, not the pastor of my church, nobody. That's not the point, as far as I can tell.

      Most prophecy in the Bible is written so that it isn't obvious exactly when or how it will be fulfilled, until it has been fulfilled. For instance, the birth of the Messiah (or Christ) did not have a date, and nobody knew that he would be born in a feeding trough. The point is so that God can show the world that He has a plan, and that He has the power to fulfill it after it has been stated (in other words, he knows the future).

      The unfulfilled prophecies, including those in the book of Revelation, are similar for us today. We don't know exactly when it will happen, or how. So, nobody has a perfect knowledge of it.

      He's God... if He wants you to know a certain amount of the Bible, He can and will give you the insight to make it happen.

      (For those who don't believe in God, please... please, spare me the comments on how I am stupid for my beliefs and how anyone living in a modern world who believes in God is insane... those comments are getting quite old, and prove nothing.)

      Ah, so god believes in misleading the masses, providing easily misinterpreted information which can and has led societies to ruinous consequences.

      Are we sure it's "god" who inspired the bible? or is it some other being known to lie with the aim of causing ruin to humanity?

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    6. Re:Original by takanishi79 · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's not the way prophecy in the Hebrew or (early) Christian culture worked. Prophecy was a word from God meant to guide and comfort. It was (almost) never spoken to people in the future, but those in the present. It was supposed to guide or correct behavior a group of people.

    7. Re:Original by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      There was a modern translation called "The Way" that my grandmother gave me in the early 1970s. I went back to King James when I saw that where King James said "thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor" the newer translation said simply "Do not lie."

      King James doesn't say "do not lie," it says "do not slander. If your wife asks "do these pants make my ass look big," telling her "honey, you have a FINE ass" is perfectly acceptable even if she's as big as a Buick. OTOH not lying is going to hurt her feelings for no good purpose. That would be WRONG. Not to mention fucktardedly stupid.

      As the King James is the oldest translation I can actually read, it will have to do.

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    8. Re:Original by Kokuyo · · Score: 1

      Oh, you are not stupid to believe that. It's actually quite alright with me.

      But do tell me: If God has not yet inspired me to see the light and follow his word, using your logic that would mean he's actually okay with me not being christian.

      Only if your logic has the integrity to grant me that one is your belief truly okay with me. Because if you make rules about your belief, you cannot turn around and break them whenever it pleases you and expect me to take you seriously.

    9. Re:Original by kryliss · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I myself believe in GOD, I just don't believe in the bible. As I've always said. The bible is a book written by man to control man. I have no faith in churches either, they are just a conduit to try to push the "Christian belief" onto it's masses. I'm not saying that the Christian/Catholic mindset is wrong but the measures that the "Church" have used for centuries to gain it's powers go against it's very "word". How many wars have been fought due to religion in general. How many countless individuals have been killed due to "religion" I don't think GOD would be happy that people are using him as a reason to kill someone else just because they don't agree with them. One of the supposed 10 commandments are "thou shall not kill", not "thou shall not kill unless one disagrees with your religious belief"

      I could go on and on but I'll stop here. This post is in no way meant to anger anyone but if it happens then well........

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      --- If the bible proves the existence of God, then Superman comics prove the existence of Superman.
    10. Re:Original by Snaller · · Score: 1

      The voices in your head frighten me.

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    11. Re:Original by reiisi · · Score: 1

      Ah, so god believes in misleading the masses, providing easily misinterpreted information which can and has led societies to ruinous consequences.

      Are we sure it's "god" who inspired the bible? or is it some other being known to lie with the aim of causing ruin to humanity?

      Or, perhaps, there is a devil trying to make people believe that God is doing that.

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    12. Re:Original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The true Christians are the ones who teach love and acceptance, the way Jesus taught it. The fake "Christian" hate-cultists are the ones passing judgment, preaching hate and intolerance and otherwise ostracizing individuals and groups of individuals as if you are a bad person if you don't believe them. Those "Christians" are known as Fundamentalists, and they are no more Christian than Osama bin Laden is a Muslim. He is a "Fundamentalist Muslim" which means he perverts the words found in some supportive text to mean whatever he wants to control you to believe. Jerry Falwell was no less the monster than Osama bin Laden, and both of their hate-filled rhetoric will be judged harshly as hypocritical heretics by their God(s) if EITHER of their belief structures have even the slightest bit of truth behind them.

    13. Re:Original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And thus it is no more useful for prophecies than Nostradamus's writings. They're junk.

    14. Re:Original by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      So there are almost no christians who have a perfect understanding of the text?

      Only the ones who understand that it has been revised repeatedly over time to support particular political agendas, and that they should think for themselves. Don't depend on a book to define your personal relationship with your deity.

      Those edits have persisted throughout time, and no "inspired" edition later corrects them. The whole situation is so muddled as to be impossible to untangle without being able to look backward through time, but it has long been speculated by scholars that the resurrection was a very much later invention and that basically everything written by Saul is a bunch of politically-inspired malarky. However, you should form your own opinion! This is, after all, about faith. Why should you let someone else tell you what you believe?

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    15. Re:Original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      those comments are getting quite old, and prove nothing.)christian just tell me that he dislikes repetitive statements offered without proof?

    16. Re:Original by ChetOS.net · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He is saying that it is written in a way that doesn't particularly make sense until the even occurs. At that point you look back and say, "oh yeah, this did happen like he said it would happen."

      It is still prophecy even if God didn't say, "He will be born in Bethlehem", but rather said, "He will be born in a city south of Jerusalem".

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      "If God had intended us to walk he would not have invented roller skates." -- Willy Wonka
    17. Re:Original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A few of them may know. Those that have enough of a burden for those who are not saved will get out and knock on doors. I am a Christian and i dont do it but I am self employed and can and do witness on my job. "Why are the rest of them fooling themselves?" They may not understand the truth of scripture and just like to get out and talk to nice people about something that sounds nice, warm feeling inside. Dont base your faith or belief on their level of belief or faith, it must be based on the life death and resurrection of Christ our Lord. I know that I'll get flamed for this but when you are saved, truly, God sends the Holy spirit to live within you forever. That spirit is the translator, filter, and interpreter you need to understand the Bible. Man is flawed. Therefore do not look to man for explanation but God.

      JTJ

    18. Re:Original by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Actually, there are some cross references available that explain usage like that. Dr. Strong's concordance comes to mind. There are other too like the Young concordance which organizes itself around the greek and hebrew words instead of the English. Some of them attempt to offer explanations while like the Strong's concordance, just offers the complete meanings of the words.

      What these books do is take the words and narrow the translations down to the original meanings of the language and at the times they were used. There are also notations where things were transliterated instead of transcribed because of the lack of a word containing the same meanings and so on.

      With these concordances, you can know and understand what it being presented with reasonable accuracy. It isn't like the KJM version of the bible is living in a vacuum isolated from other sources. There is also the situation with the Judea religions which confirm most of the old testaments and so on.

      With a good concordance, like Dr. Strong's, you don't have to know any language other then the one the bible is presented in currently, in order to understand the word and messages. You do however need to have to be able to look up stuff.

    19. Re:Original by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Or maybe the people who were originally told of the stuff were more intelligent then we are today.

      Of course free will was the gift of god, I suppose if he told us everything including times and dates, we wouldn't really be operating under our own free spirit would we?

    20. Re:Original by Lord+Ender · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Most prophecy in the Bible is written so that it isn't obvious exactly when or how it will be fulfilled, until it has been fulfilled.

      Neat! The same is true of horoscopes and fortune cookies!

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    21. Re:Original by frietbsd · · Score: 1

      Well according to the bible, there are different ways of being a christian that can all be correct.

      Most importantly you must be loving and caring. That is the only law left according to galatian 5:14

      You do not even need to believe in God or Jesus, according to Romans 2:14, just to follow the(ir) law.

      But then on the other hand, who am i to judge. Who are we to judge the correctness of anyones believes? My advice is not to worry to much about who is correct and who isn't. As long as you do the right thing. Most differences of opinion are about irrelevant stuff anyway.

      To you i have a question in return, do you think there is any scientist on the face of the earth that completely understands the theory of relativity? "have a perfect understanding of" to paraphrase you.

    22. Re:Original by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Actually, when Jesus sent the Apostles out, he told them to spread the word but don't stay where they weren't wanted.

      The only unforgivable sin according to the bible is to refuse God after knowing better (blasphemy) so he is "ok" if your not a Christian until such time that you are judged. But that isn't necessarily at your death. Until the second coming when heaven defeats the devil, your family and friends are given an opportunity to convince you otherwise. When I say OK, I don't mean that he is fine with it, I mean that he can tolerate it and put up with it much like a father does when his son turns out not to be the football playing rough and tough kid he always wanted and would like to spend more time cleaning the locker rooms then getting ready for the game.

      Of course some specific denominations disagree with this. But that is what I have read from the bible.

    23. Re:Original by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Meanings of words change over time. English has changed a LOT since the days of Chaucer.

      As it is I think modern translations like NIV make a good effort of translating the Hebrew etc to "Modern English", when the meaning is uncertain most NIV Bibles do note it, and often also provide possible translations/interpretations.

      Furthermore, whether it's in NIV or KJV the meaning of many verses in the Bible appear to be easily translated.

      For example: John 13:34-35

      http://www.greeknewtestament.com/B43C013.htm

      NIV:
      34 "A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another.
      35 By this all men will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another."

      KJV:
      34 A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another.
      35 By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another.

      Alternative link:
      NIV: http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=john%2013:34-35&version=31
      KJV: http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=john%2013:34-35&version=9

      I can't read Greek but as far as I can tell, looking at those verses and other verses the "popular standard" English translations do not diverge significantly in meaning. Perhaps in some translations the emphasis is different.

      Of course there are some "translations" that tend to add a lot more words (and even sentences) that very likely aren't in the original - like The Message and The Amplified Bible, but I regard those as rather dubious.

      Most Christians thus have no qualms about relying on the "popular standard" translations (NIV, KJV, ASV).

      If you want a religion where followers are supposed to only read their holy book in the original language, check out Islam. Most muslims don't really know what the Koran/Quran says - they think it is beyond them. So they rely on some imam to tell them (who often isn't that good at Arabic or knowledgeable about the Koran and the context of various verses).

      That to me is a far worse scenario.

      Translations appear to be discouraged in many Islamic countries. Maybe they are afraid of muslims finding out more about their own religion?

      After all, Yusman Roy, a muslim preacher in Indonesia was jailed after he led his fellow muslims in prayer/worship in both Indonesian and Arabic instead of only Arabic. Yusman Roy thought that his fellow Indonesians should understand what they were saying in their prayers/worship to God.

      So I wonder if the following page is blocked in some muslim countries:
      http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/quran/001.qmt.html

      Letting people read good translations of what they are supposed to believe is a good thing.

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    24. Re:Original by PRMan · · Score: 1

      The King James is a translation into English from a very late (Erasmus' 1580 AD Greek--i.e. more minor errors introduced) Greek version.

      Codex Siniaticus is not a translation. It is a copy of the original Greek from around 325-350 AD.

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    25. Re:Original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "So there are almost no christians who have a perfect understanding of the text?"

      No one is perfect, jew, muslim, christian, whatever. However...

      "if the language requirement cuts out a huge percentage of readers"

      It doesn't.

      "for perfect understanding"

      Perfection is beyond anyone. Adequate understanding is realistic and acceptable.

      "How many christians could that possibly be?"

      You do not have to be perfect to be a Christian!

      "how many could really know what they say they know?"

      All of them. The essential morality, ie. be a good person, is clear, and does not require "perfect" insight.

      "Why are the rest of them fooling themselves?"

      They're not.

      "What are the odds that the ones who knock at my door have a clue?"

      Quite good.

    26. Re:Original by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 1

      I have to give you props. While I don't believe in what you're saying, you are probably the first person to explain it in a level-headed and reasonable fashion.

      And in a Slashdot post, no less. What is the world coming to?

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    27. Re:Original by VirginMary · · Score: 1

      > Until the second coming when heaven defeats the devil, your family and friends are given an opportunity to convince you otherwise.

      What if my family and friends are not a bunch of superstitious morons that believe in a random ancient mythology? The strongest attempts to convince me to believe in some supernatural bull actually came from a muslim friend of mine. Since I was about 12 I have always wondered how I, as an outsider to religion, could objectively pick one belief over another. I did read the New Testament from front to back when I was 15 because I acknowledge it's influence on Western culture. Not that it in any way affected my views on Christianity or any other mythology.
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        of science and its ability over the centuries to answer unanswerable questions,
        than I do in the methods of faith (what are they?)."
        -- David J. Gross "Physics Nobel Laureate"

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    28. Re:Original by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      . How many wars have been fought due to religion in general. How many countless individuals have been killed due to "religion"

      I don't think you understand the reasoning behind those wars. The original church missed the meanings behind revelations when the earth was coming to an end. They thought that it was going to be 1000 years from the death of Christ until the second coming and Jesus was going to bring us all the God's palace that he was making ready for us. When that didn't happen, they reexamined their teachings and such and then came to the conclusion that the palace was on earth and they were the ones supposed to make it ready. Here starts the holey wars. After that, when Jesus didn't come, some verses were read and Europe was supposed to be the preparers and along comes the crusades. When that didn't bring Jesus back, They rethought the situation and then comes idea of the rapture which pretty much states that it is out of our hands.

      The commandment though shall not kill is actually about murder. There is an astounding difference between killing and murdering. If you don't understand that, then you probably shouldn't be even thinking about discussing this.

      Anyways, your faulting the religion for actions of man who thought they were doing the work of the religion. Your decision to stray from the bible isn't based on the bible itself an is more like never going to a McDonald's because someone spilled hot coffee on their genitals that was purchased at McDonald's. I personally don't believe in organized religion because it has been perverted by man to control the masses and enrich a select few. But I don't reject the bible because of something some MAN has done at some time in the past. If you believe in GOD, you should be looking at it in the same light. If your worried that the bible has been corrupted by man, then get a Strong's Exhaustive Concordance of the Bible and make up your own mind. Also, read the bible from start to finish and understand that before jumping from chapter to chapter. A lot of the new testament can only be understood within the context of the old and there are lots of things in the new that negate the old. But more importantly, look at weather or not the bible actually supports the claims of man where they obviously disagree or are missing entirely.

    29. Re:Original by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Correction

      "So there are no christians who have a perfect understanding of the text?"

      Yes.
      Another Fix:
      "So there is nobody who have a perfect understanding of the text?"
      Yes.

      People believe what they believe because they were lied to by others.
      Churches are just an excuse to hate and talk about how others are wrong.
      This adds to the brainwashing of children who are told to believe certain things, even though those things are not in any text.
      Then people twist passages to what they want. It doesn't matter if it's to hide homophobia, hit children, dominate their wives, and justify there existence without actually needing to do anything.

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    30. Re:Original by Clockwork+Apple · · Score: 1

      Hard to say really. I don't meet a whole lot of scientists, and none have ever come to my door to tell me about relativity and invite me to their lab to study it. Now christians on the other hand...

      C.

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    31. Re:Original by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Most prophecy in the Bible is written so that it isn't obvious exactly when or how it will be fulfilled, until it has been fulfilled. For instance, the birth of the Messiah (or Christ) did not have a date, and nobody knew that he would be born in a feeding trough. The point is so that God can show the world that He has a plan, and that He has the power to fulfill it after it has been stated (in other words, he knows the future). "

      and you don't see the logical fallacy in that? seriously?

      "The unfulfilled prophecies, including those in the book of Revelation, are similar for us today. We don't know exactly when it will happen, or how. So, nobody has a perfect knowledge of it. "

      Gee, a cities destroyed by fire, who could see that coming? well, everyone, actually.

      "He's God... if He wants you to know a certain amount of the Bible, He can and will give you the insight to make it happen. "
      No, people use that excuse all the time to do what they hell they want.

      You believe is something without evidence, and you beg invisible people.

      That is insanity. Just becasue it is a public accepted insanity doesn't make it sane.

      As long as you stop trying to influence other people, I don't care if you get on your knees and beg to the invisible sky cop.

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    32. Re:Original by geekoid · · Score: 1

      You are basically saying "I believe in God, but nothing that has to do with one."

      Are you sure your not an Atheist?

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    33. Re:Original by sumdumass · · Score: 0, Troll

      The you will be destroyed. I mean it isn't that difficult and if you have read the bible, you already know that answer.

      I understand you wanting to use words like mythology and superstitious morons. I know it makes you feel superior and you need all that you can get. But that doesn't stop what is written from being written or happening. If you refuse to accept him, then you just don't participate in the afterlife and what little you will be in, will be a hell for you. This again is something that you would already know if you read the bible like you said. Of course you were only 15 by your own admission and you probably didn't understand a thing in it. But that is just a guess on my part. You could just be an idiot. BTW, I don't even think you know what the beliefs are, that could be why you couldn't objectively do anything when you were 12 or whatever age you are now.

    34. Re:Original by religious+freak · · Score: 1

      Just a /.-ish nitpick here, but it's an important one... the original text of the bible says "thou shall not MURDER". It was translated in most versions as "thou shall not kill", but you can see how the distinction would give power to those that wish to see someone else dead.

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    35. Re:Original by wm_brant · · Score: 1

      I would recommend to anyone interested in the history of the Bible as a document to read the book "Misquoting Jesus: The Story Behind Who Changed the Bible and Why". Available at Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Misquoting-Jesus-Story-Behind-Changed/dp/0060738170/ref=pd_ys_iyr49

      If I recall correctly, the number of differences between all the earlier versions of the Biblical texts we *have* is greater than the number of words in the Bible... The reasons for the changes are many and varied, which fall into a number of broad categories, which are covered in the book.

      It's a fascinating story for anyone interested in this subject -- believer or non-believer.

          -- Bill

    36. Re:Original by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Yes it was inspired by James I's efforts to suck up to the Puritans and not get his head chopped off like his dumbass mother.

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    37. Re:Original by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      What adaptations have been in placed for political agendas?

      Much of the translations and the stuff they were translated from is available for study in either copies of the original or in some cases the originals themselves. There are some questions regarding specific words and such, but only the people claiming to reject religion are the ones claiming the actual bible has been manipulated. There has been no scholarly confirmation of this that I am aware of that is also accepted by nonreligious scholars studying the subject. BTW, there are a lot of non religious people who study the bible/bibles thoroughly for non religious reasons. You would think if your claim of manipulation was true, this would be common knowledge by now with the real versions being presented. Even with the king James version, no one is making the claims that it wasn't an authentic attempt at accurate translation.

    38. Re:Original by VirginMary · · Score: 1

      > But that doesn't stop what is written from being written or happening.

      I've always wanted to write a book myself. I was going to call it the "Book of Johannes." On the first page I'd state that everything in the book is the absolute truth and that anything written in any other book contradicting it would be wrong. I don't get this hangup about "it is written." How gullible are you? And which book are we talking anyway? The Koran, the Bible, Buddhist religious writings or some other religious writings? Are all of them the "absolute" truth?

      > You could just be an idiot.

      Yes, I could be and that would make me an idiot with a Ph.D. in physics. In fact that reminds me of an experience with my muslim friend (yes, I only have one AFAIK): after pointing out what seemed to be a logical inconsistency in a story relating to his religious beliefs he responded that "it is well known that physicists are not particularly logical." Obviously it is easier for him to believe that than to question "absolute truth."

      > ...when you were 12 or whatever age you are now.

      I am 49 now.

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    39. Re:Original by ahoehn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The unfulfilled prophecies, including those in the book of Revelation, are similar for us today. We don't know exactly when it will happen, or how. So, nobody has a perfect knowledge of it.

      I grew up in a solidly Christian environment, and what my years of Christian education (all the way from the 3rd grade through university with a year of "student mission" work thrown in for good measure) have led me to believe that you're on the right track, but not quite taking your line of reasoning far enough.

      What most Christians don't seem able to do is take the screwed up things that "popular" bible authors say and see them as screwed up.

      Take Paul for example. Great guy, has a lot of good things to say. But when in 1st Corinthians 14, he says that women shouldn't speak in church because it's a disgrace, the average Christian should be able to say, "Whoa, that's fucked up".

      The fact that some biblical authors/heroes/characters got things wrong doesn't need to be disheartening, it should be reassuring. "Look, Paul screwed up, we're all human, phew."

      So many Christians seem to think that it's sacrilegious or inappropriate to find fault with these biblical characters, but it's clear that (and here I'm assuming a Christian worldview) God delivered a bible with inconsistencies, and being God, he must have done that for a reason.

      I like to think that reason was so that we could use our brains, and figure out which parts of the bible give screwed up instructions. Because it's either that, or he did it as some sort of cruel joke. I prefer a God who's not into cruel jokes.

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    40. Re:Original by Legion_SB · · Score: 1

      Do you have PERFECT understanding of (insert your favorite book here)? Are you sure you get every possible nuance within the text?

      Or is it enough that you get the "jist" of it?

      It takes a bit more insight to preserve nuance in a translation effort than it does to read a text and get the "jist" of it. Your midwestern church-goers may not be in a position to do any Bible translating, but it doesn't mean that they don't have a solid understanding of the important points.

      The idea that understanding is a binary choice between complete perfect understanding and knowing nothing is utterly moronic.

      Can you re-write the dictionary? If not, clearly you don't know English, right?

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    41. Re:Original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like to think that reason was so that we could use our brains, and figure out which parts of the bible give screwed up instructions. Because it's either that, or he did it as some sort of cruel joke. I prefer a God who's not into cruel jokes.

      I prefer to think of Christianity as Santa Claus for adults and that the whole thing is just fairy tales. That way, there's no inconsistencies and you don't have to justify anything.

    42. Re:Original by bckrispi · · Score: 4, Funny

      "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life in bed."

      Great Scott!! He's right!

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    43. Re:Original by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I've always wanted to write a book myself. I was going to call it the "Book of Johannes." On the first page I'd state that everything in the book is the absolute truth and that anything written in any other book contradicting it would be wrong. I don't get this hangup about "it is written." How gullible are you? And which book are we talking anyway? The Koran, the Bible, Buddhist religious writings or some other religious writings? Are all of them the "absolute" truth?

      If you would have done that say 4000 years ago and have it contain what was common knowledge and being taught at the time, then you probably would have succeeded. You can also do it today and call it a history book and as long as your reasonable accurate, little to nothing will be challenged in it ever.

      And your right, you don't "get it". So be it, I'm not going to attempt to make you "get it". Mamy stories in the bible are historically accurate in two ways. First, they actually happened. Second, they were being reported as actually happening or happened.

      Yes, I could be and that would make me an idiot with a Ph.D. in physics.

      An idiot is still an idiot no matter what achievements they have gained rewards for in attempts at hiding their idiocy. It looks like my guess was right an you need to reassure yourself on a lot of things in order to justify your own internal views. I'm not an idiot, I have a Ph.D.

      In fact that reminds me of an experience with my muslim friend (yes, I only have one AFAIK): after pointing out what seemed to be a logical inconsistency in a story relating to his religious beliefs he responded that "it is well known that physicists are not particularly logical." Obviously it is easier for him to believe that than to question "absolute truth."

      Well, what was your offering to show that Physicists were logical. I'm not sure I would base my entire world view off personal experiences with one or two people either. I mean if I done that, all Ph.D. phisicists would be ignorant people, all blacks would be poverty stricken because they are attempting to game the government for a free ride, all women would be useful only for getting pregnant and making diner. Obviously, those interpretations are wrong, If I were you, I wouldn't allow a single personal experience prejudice your views over anything else.

      But then again, your a " Ph.D. Physicist", and have to inject inflammatory remarks like mythology, supernatural bull, and superstitious morons to feel good about yourself and your positions.

      I am 49 now.

      Your age is not important, what is important is that you don't even know what the beliefs are, that could be why you couldn't objectively do anything. And this further reinforces my assumption when you couldn't get the concept of the obvious argument that you are ignorant of the religions to begin with. You couldn't objectively do anything with them then or now, what ever your current age is. And until you learn more about them, you will be 50 or 60 and in the same boat. You couldn't objectively determine the Finesse Coefficient of a Fabry-Perot Interferometer if you didn't have a basic understanding of optics or even what a Fabry-Perot Interferometer is. (or even an Interferometer itself).

      You have said that you can't make an objective decision over something your not willing to look at objectivly. From a science standpoint, that means your experiment is going to fail because your setting it up to provide whatever outcome you predetermined. Last I checked, at age 12 or 49, that was a wrong thing to do.

    44. Re:Original by TheSync · · Score: 1

      And then, there are some of us who believe that, even if you had the originals and were fluent in the original language, you'd still have to read under inspiration from God to get a full and perfect understanding of the text.

      We can't even seem to agree on what "A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed" means, and that's in the original English!

    45. Re:Original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      please, spare me the comments on how I am stupid for my beliefs and how anyone living in a modern world who believes in God is insane

      be nice if that were true...

      those comments are getting quite old, and prove nothing

      just as your faith proves nothing.

    46. Re:Original by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1

      Well according to the bible, there are different ways of being a christian that can all be correct.

      Not so. If you can read Galatians (the whole letter, rather than one verse without context) and conclude that it's not about how salvation by works is a perversion of the gospel, which is really about faith, then you've completely misread it. That should be plain from 5:4 'You are severed from Christ, you who would be justified by the law; you have fallen away from grace. ' Similarly with Romans. The point of Romans 2 is not that knowledge of the law saves, but that knowledge of the law condemns because it reveals our sinfulness, therefore we have need of salvation by faith in Jesus Christ.

      Who are we to judge the correctness of anyones believes? My advice is not to worry to much about who is correct and who isn't. As long as you do the right thing.

      How can you do the right thing when you don't know what it is? Surely in order to do it, you have to worry about who is correct?

    47. Re:Original by Reziac · · Score: 1

      "What are the odds that the ones who knock at my door have a clue? And how can I tell the difference?"

      I think your sig adequately explains how ;)

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    48. Re:Original by againjj · · Score: 1

      Take Paul for example. Great guy, has a lot of good things to say. But when in 1st Corinthians 14, he says that women shouldn't speak in church because it's a disgrace, the average Christian should be able to say, "Whoa, that's fucked up".

      The fact that some biblical authors/heroes/characters got things wrong doesn't need to be disheartening, it should be reassuring. "Look, Paul screwed up, we're all human, phew."

      I tend to read Paul as a man of his times. He says that a lot of things "are a disgrace" or "are shameful". That does not equate to "are sinful". Rather, it is simply saying, in effect, do not be disruptive to society. It is also like when he says, "slaves respect your masters; masters be kind to your slaves" -- in other words "this is life, deal with it, and be true to the principles of Christianity meanwhile".

    49. Re:Original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just a /.-ish nitpick here, but it's an important one... the original text of the bible says "thou shall not MURDER". It was translated in most versions as "thou shall not kill", but you can see how the distinction would give power to those that wish to see someone else dead.

      Just a /.-ish nitpick here, but it's an important one... the original text of the bible says something in fucking Hebrew that's likely impossible to translate perfectly into modern English, whose exact meaning and context we can only make educated guesses about. However, you're at least sort of right in having the word in all caps, since Biblical Hebrew lacked separate majuscule and minuscule forms.

    50. Re:Original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reading stories meant for the education of children can be useful, but the Bible is just a starting point for understanding God and not the final word. Everyday his whispers to your heart, open your mind and you will find him. It is one thing to understand that death is not the end but it's another to understand that most pain in this world is just a suggestion to not do stupid things. Free will means you have a choice but you need no intermediaries to understand the way. Etc.

    51. Re:Original by AeroIllini · · Score: 2, Informative

      Most prophecy in the Bible is written so that it isn't obvious exactly when or how it will be fulfilled, until it has been fulfilled.

      How convenient.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postdiction
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apophenia
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia

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    52. Re:Original by VirginMary · · Score: 1

      > ...what was common knowledge and being taught at the time...

      All too often, what is common "knowledge" is actually commonly held "belief."

      > Mamy stories in the bible are historically accurate in two ways. First, they actually happened. Second, they were being reported as actually happening or happened.

      Really! Where you there? Do you believe in ghosts or witches? If not, let me remind you that there are many first person reports of such observations. Why should I, or anyone else, give more credit to your bible stories involving the supernatural? There is a simple common sense (I guess that should really be "uncommon sense" because it's so rare) rule of thumb that says that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that's how I view any claims of observations of supernatural events.

      > It looks like my guess was right an you need to reassure yourself on a lot of things in order to justify your own internal views. I'm not an idiot, I have a Ph.D.

      Actually I don't need to reassure myself. I am actually quite confident that all human beings are idiots to some degree, myself included. I am also keenly aware that there are many people vastly smarter than myself and it does not bother me in the least. For your information: the reason that I studied physics was simply because it was the most fun thing to do. I never had as much fun before or after even though it was also the hardest thing I ever did.

      > Well, what was your offering to show that Physicists were logical.

      I thought that it was common knowledge that mathematics and logic are foundations of the natural sciences. I stand corrected.

      > I'm not sure I would base my entire world view off personal experiences with one or two people either.

      I never implied nor meant to imply that I got my entire world view from experiences with one or two people. It was only an example to illustrate my point.

      > ...you don't even know what the beliefs are...

      I don't know how you can possibly conclude that from what I have said?

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    53. Re:Original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The original commandment is "Thou shalt not murder", not "Thou shalt not kill".
      State sanctioned killing is not murder.

    54. Re:Original by deander2 · · Score: 1

      It is still prophecy even if God didn't say, "He will be born in Bethlehem", but rather said, "He will be born in a city south of Jerusalem".

      so at what point does the generalization stop? is it still a prophecy if it's "he will be born in a place?"

    55. Re:Original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Most muslims don't really know what the Koran/Quran says
      > they think it is beyond them

      Ahh, no. You are mixing up two separate things. How many Muslims have read (or heard) the Qur'an is one thing. Most (if any significant number) certainly don't think it is beyond them. Reading and trying to understand the Qur'an is actively encouraged. That some parts of Qur'an are not "light reading" is another thing. A whole section of Islamic literature is dedicated to interpretation of Qur'an and is very much an "open source" project - that is, unlike Christianity up until recently, interpretations are not administrated and controlled by a central authority.

      > Translations appear to be discouraged in many Islamic countries.
      > Maybe they are afraid of muslims finding out more about their own religion?

      Again, you are mixing up several concepts - not sure if it's genuine ignorance or just trying to spread FUD.

      Translations have always been ok - just that it's always been made clear that they are only really an interpretation in the local language not a "translation" (ie. a 100% accurate translation) of the original.

      > jailed after he led his fellow muslims in prayer/worship in both Indonesian and Arabic instead of only Arabic.

      This is simply not allowed in Islam. The five daily prayers are conducted in Arabic and that's it.

      The daily prayers in mosques normally use the last few (10-12) verses of Qur'an which are 4-5 lines each. Anyone can learn what these mean in their native language whether they know Arabic or not. We are talking about 50 lines of text at best here - come on...

      > So I wonder if the following page is blocked in some muslim countries

      Certainly not, but it would be pretty useless anyway since it's in English and most of the world doesn't speak English actually (shock, horror).

    56. Re:Original by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      All too often, what is common "knowledge" is actually commonly held "belief."

      That may be true but it isn't relevant to this conversation.

      Really! Where you there? Do you believe in ghosts or witches? If not, let me remind you that there are many first person reports of such observations.

      And ghosts and witches have what to do with with what I said. I didn't give you a choice of the two ways, I said in the two way. It wouldn't matter if someone believed they saw something or not. When everyone witnesses it and it is believed to be true, if it the foundation of history. This picking and choosing what you want out of a sentence is probably

      Why should I, or anyone else, give more credit to your bible stories involving the supernatural? There is a simple common sense (I guess that should really be "uncommon sense" because it's so rare) rule of thumb that says that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that's how I view any claims of observations of supernatural events.

      First of all, It's just ignorance on your part to claim that all the stories in the bible are about the supernatural. It is obvious that you just haven't read it. Second, a lot of the stories that do talk about God doing something do so in how their actions or the events were justified. Again, no supernatural things going on there unless you hung up about GOD being supernatural, but for all intent and purposes, it could have been Harry or Bob, your neighbor instead of GOD in those stories. And, a lot of the stories, at least in the raw facts, have been verified to be historically correct or accurate enough to not be fiction. As fpr common sense, your showing how little you have by making claims that you obviously have no personal knowledge of. I could understand you coming to the conclusions you claim if you have actually read it and understood it in the very least of elementary terms. But you haven't and you just proved that right here.

      I guess informed decisions for Ph.D.'s isn't a prerequisite.

      Actually I don't need to reassure myself. I am actually quite confident that all human beings are idiots to some degree, myself included. I am also keenly aware that there are many people vastly smarter than myself and it does not bother me in the least. For your information: the reason that I studied physics was simply because it was the most fun thing to do. I never had as much fun before or after even though it was also the hardest thing I ever did.

      Well, no, you do need to reassure yourself. It is obvious in your actions regarding this thread. You might not know it, but you do exhibit those traits.

      I thought that it was common knowledge that mathematics and logic are foundations of the natural sciences. I stand corrected.

      It is common knowledge, but that doesn't mean you as a person exhibit the same fundamentals as the tools for your work. Just because you work with structures and principals that follow logic doesn't mean that you as a physicist will use them. Hell, look at how many time cold fusion has been disproved and how many other theories have been proven wrong over time. A carpenter works with a hammer, it doesn't mean he uses it properly. (I though you were smart?)

      I never implied nor meant to imply that I got my entire world view from experiences with one or two people. It was only an example to illustrate my point.

      I'm sorry, you fooled me. Oh well. I have come to the conclusion that your world view and beliefs aren't based off of any first hand knowledge like reading the bible or anything, so tell me, what groups of experiences have effected your opinions? Is it peer pressure and you want to be cool like the other atheist who rebel against the man?

      I don't know ho

    57. Re:Original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No way. Horoscopes are infinitely more accurate. They can be pinned down to a 24 hour period. Today's horoscope will happen today. You get a new one tomorrow.

      I think fortune cookies are valid until you use the bathroom.

    58. Re:Original by Clockwork+Apple · · Score: 1

      The thing is, I don't presume to know it well enough to knock on your door (at 9:00 am) and tell you that my literary club knows it well enough that you should come and hang out there and support our reading habits. I do not have a particular version of the dictionary and set of words that I think should and should not be used everyday, nor do I think that people who do or don't use or misuse those words should or will be sent to a place where they will be punnished FOREVER for not using them.

      And anyway the "full and perfect understanding" bit wasn't mine it was the parent posters. I was just looking for a fuller and more perfect understanding of just what the hell they were talking about.

      C.

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      "Doctor, it's not the voices I hear in MY head, but the voices I hear in YOUR head that really frighten me."
    59. Re:Original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This post is in no way meant to anger anyone but if it happens then well........

      You forget and would do well to remember that people do NOT have the right to NOT be offended.

      Religious people believe screeds of nonsense, which makes it virtually impossible NOT to offend them. To me, if they get offended with reality then the problem lies with their crazy belief system, not the reality that offends them.

    60. Re:Original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like all "prophecy" it is most likely intentionally vague so that you can attribute the "prophecy" to any similar event.. after this event has occurred.

      It is a means of tricking people into believing you (or your religion) have foresight (mystical powers) and thus gaining control over them or simply to steal money from them.

      The (corrupt) history of most of our major churches (especially the Catholic church) does not inspire me with confidence that these "prophecies" were not written or at least used (abused) with this in mind by corrupt individuals.

      I'm not saying that there is not some original grain of truth to the whole story (as no-one alive today can truly know) but certainly literal believers are building their belief on shaky foundations.

    61. Re:Original by dooguls · · Score: 1

      Wow, I can't quite tell from the post, the internet does have a habit of strangling emotion, but it appears you generally want to know the answer.

      That being the case, you're in luck. You can tell whether someone knows what they're talking about, by whether or not what they say lines up with what the Bible teaches.

      I know that sounds a bit circular when they come to you with a Bible in their hands and say for instance: "See it says, 'Wives submit to your husbands', so Women have to do everything their Man says." Turns out the person who pedantically holds to that is ignoring the next verse which says Husbands should sacrifice their lives for their wives.

      So I guess the point I'm trying to get to is, you have to read the Bible to know if what they're trying to sell you is a bill of goods or not. You have to practice this skill, like any other skill, to be good at it. And honestly its not always easy. Though it was one of the cool things about the Reformation. The reformers said that we didn't need a person to interpret the Bible for us, that God was actually capable of making His meaning clear to us if we seriously asked for it.

      Maybe another way to answer this question is to listen to what they're saying and try to see if whatever they're preaching is lifting up God/Jesus or themselves? If it's the former, they're probably Biblically correct. If we assume that God was the true author behind the Bible, then wouldn't He focus on Himself and His glory, not ours? So if someone comes to you and says "God loves you and wants you to be rich" you can bet that the speaker doesn't know his/her Bible well. Because the majority of the Bible tells the story of God's concern for His glory which is magnified by the grace (undeserved favor) he gives to people that try to avoid Him as they pursue their own selfish desires. It speaks only a little about personal wealth, and when it does it usually is warning against the wealth since it fools people into thinking they're safe instead of depending on God.

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    62. Re:Original by frietbsd · · Score: 1

      Well according to the bible, there are different ways of being a christian that can all be correct.

      Not so. If you can read Galatians (the whole letter, rather than one verse without context) and conclude that it's not about how salvation by works is a perversion of the gospel, which is really about faith, then you've completely misread it.

      So you say that being loving and caring is not commanded in gal 5:14?

      Similarly with Romans. The point of Romans 2 is not that knowledge of the law saves, but that knowledge of the law condemns because it reveals our sinfulness, therefore we have need of salvation by faith in Jesus Christ.

      Rom 2:14 says that you do not need to know the law, if your heart is pure you will follow the law without knowing it. How can you so completely misread my posting?

      Who are we to judge the correctness of anyones believes? My advice is not to worry to much about who is correct and who isn't. As long as you do the right thing.

      How can you do the right thing when you don't know what it is? Surely in order to do it, you have to worry about who is correct?

      As long as you are loving and caring (follow gal 5:14) you can be incorrect about everything else and still be a good christian. So nitpicking points awarded, if you would ever meet a christian that states that christianity is about crushing other people to death, then you might worry about who is correct. in the following verses you can read that although christians are allowed to eat anything, sometimes if other christians object, they better can't eat it. Rom 14,21 | 1 Kor 8,13 | 1 Kor 10,28 thats why i say there is more than one way to be a good christian.

    63. Re:Original by ChetOS.net · · Score: 1

      It isn't really that much of a generalization. Bethlehem is only 6 miles south of Jerusalem.

      It wasn't that good of an example anyway, because Micah 5:2 explictly says he will be born in Bethlehem.

      The point I was making isn't about generality. It was that some prophetic statements don't make sense until after the event has occurred. The ones that don't make sense are usually very strange, not too general.

      Let me think of an analogy.

      "He will arrive in a aluminum tube with wings."

      You think, "that is strange, a aluminum tube with wings, never heard of such a thing. Did someone glue chicken feathers on a can and cut the ends off?"

      Then you see that he arrives on an airplane. It resembles a tube, and it has wings (not bird wings, but still). This is not at all a general statement -- if it were, you would be able to think of *lots* of other ways someone could arrive in a winged aluminum tube.

      It isn't general, but it is only after the fact that it makes sense. The prophecy was completely accurate, you just couldn't understand it fully until after the event.

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    64. Re:Original by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1

      So you say that being loving and caring is not commanded in gal 5:14?

      Where did I say that? Whether it commands it is irrelevant because it is not defining the requirements to be a Christian there. Paul is stating that the law is fulfilled through loving your neighbour, but has already said in v. 1 that the law is slavery, v. 2 that Christ is of no advantage if you seek salvation through the law, v. 4 that attempting to be justified by the law severs you from Christ and causes you to fall away form grace, v. 5 that the hope for righteousness lies in faith, in v. 6 that Christ is concerned with faith, rather than keeping of the law and v.7 that preoccupation with the law is a deceit.

      It is good to keep the law, but impossible to do so perfectly, therefore any attempt to be justified (i.e. made right and acceptable in God's sight) is doomed to failure and separates you from Christ. The law is fulfilled through love, but we cannot be saved i.e. cannot be Christians, simply by being loving, because we cannot be loving enough and must instead be justified through faith in Christ.

      Rom 2:14 says that you do not need to know the law, if your heart is pure you will follow the law without knowing it. How can you so completely misread my posting?

      I understood what you said, which is why I posted; what you said completely misses Paul's line of argument. He spends the second half of chapter 1 laying out the sinfulness of man and chapter 2 explaining how no-one has any excuse for sinful behaviour because everyone has either received the law from God or has a conscience which means that they know right from wrong, therefore everyone knows when they do something wrong and everyone therefore stands condemned before God and in need of the good news of the gospel. This is made very clear in v. 15-16 - 'their conflicting thoughts accuse or even excuse them on that day when, according to my gospel, God judges the secrets of men by Christ Jesus.'

      The argument reaches a famous climax in Romans 3:20 - 'For by works of the law no human being will be justified in his sight, since through the law comes knowledge of sin.' i.e. the law does not save and does not make a heart pure; rather it condemns us because it reveals the sinfulness that lies within each one of us.

      He then switches to talking about how someone may be found right in God's sight i.e. have a pure heart and it is not by law. 'But now the righteousness of God has been manifested apart from the law, although the Law and the Prophets bear witness to it-- 22 the righteousness of God through faith in Jesus Christ for all who believe. For there is no distinction: 23 for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, 24 and are justified by his grace as a gift, through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus, 25 whom God put forward as a propitiation by his blood, to be received by faith.'

      As long as you are loving and caring (follow gal 5:14) you can be incorrect about everything else and still be a good christian.

      Incorrect. In fact, this is the very point Paul was arguing against - salvation by works. Theoretically, perfect love could justify someone, but the whole reason Jesus died on the cross was that no-one was perfectly loving, therefore no-one could be justified by the law and justification by another means was required. The Galatian heresy effectively nullified the cross.

      in the following verses you can read that although christians are allowed to eat anything, sometimes if other christians object, they better can't eat it.

      But that isn't a matter of becoming a Christian; it's a matter of living as one. There's a difference between what saves you and how you should live once you are saved. Christians should live a loving life, but that love does not save them; it is the love of Christ that caused him to die on the cross and rise from the dead that saves them.

      thats why i say there is more than one way to be a good christian.

      There is freedom in how to live as Christian, but only one way to become one.

    65. Re:Original by deander2 · · Score: 1

      so can you point me to a list of these obviously-right-when-we-see-them future predictions so we can test your theory? surly with all the doctoral degrees floating around in religious studies someone has compiled them into a more condensed form than "read XYZ bible" :)

    66. Re:Original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the King James version is itself considered to have been the work of inspired men

      At least they weren't catholics.

    67. Re:Original by ChetOS.net · · Score: 1

      [[I thought I posted this last Friday, but it looks like I didn't. Sorry for the wait.]]

      Sure, there are many lists. Just search "list of messianic prophecies".

      Here is one that I reviewed, it even highlights the ones that are patently obvious: http://www.clarifyingchristianity.com/m_prophecies.shtml

      That page also does a good job at explaining how someone could not have just lived his life in order to look like he was fulfulling prophecy (like say, "Well, the Old Testament says that the Messiah will do his first miracle in Galalee, so I better go there before I start telling people I am the Messiah.")

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  36. "it makes no mention of the resurrection" by timmarhy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    thats because it's a made up fairy tale and it didn't happen. it's amazing to me that everyone this day and age doesn't get this.

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  37. revelations and the Revelation by reiisi · · Score: 1

    Some people I talk with insist that it is more correct to call it the Revelation (singular) than to call it the Revelations (plural). I think there is meaning there, but I'm not sure the distinction is all that important to most people.

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    1. Re:revelations and the Revelation by somersault · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Having the devil cast into a fiery pit with his minions, then everyone else going to a massive city made of gold and gems to live with God and Jesus isn't a happy ending for Christians?

      Have you read it?

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    2. Re:revelations and the Revelation by rugatero · · Score: 1

      ...but I'm not sure the distinction is all that important to most people.

      I don't think I'll be losing any sleep over it. Potato, potato and all that.

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    3. Re:revelations and the Revelation by aurispector · · Score: 1

      Mmmmm. Potato GOOOOOD!

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    4. Re:revelations and the Revelation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should be glad that he skimmed the summary. you expect us to read a TFB mentioned in TFA? You must be new here.

    5. Re:revelations and the Revelation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds pretty boring to me. Where's the challenge?

    6. Re:revelations and the Revelation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just wondering, what does a huge, frigging city made of gold and gems and stuff with God and Jesus and the rest of the pals has to do with happiness?

    7. Re:revelations and the Revelation by somersault · · Score: 0

      There isn't one. If you take Christianity to complete logical conclusions then the best thing to do would be to not let anyone have more kids, so that nobody else can be created just for the purpose of going to hell (I suppose most Christian parents must think they can convert their kids and save them, either that or they just don't think about it at all..). Then convert as many other people as possible, and go to heaven and do whatever it is that people do in heaven.

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    8. Re:revelations and the Revelation by somersault · · Score: 1

      Just being with God/Jesus is meant to make you happy. Jesus' punishment on the cross was being separated from God (lots of people have been crucified, if you don't have much choice in the matter then it isn't exactly very noble). I always used to think, if God created us and the idea of happiness, he'd know how to keep people eternally happy *shrug*

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    9. Re:revelations and the Revelation by jdevivre · · Score: 1

      All I have so far is that our "relationships" are moot (marriage, etc, doesn't transfer) and we can complain as a "host" that the do-badders haven't yet been punished. Beyond the forming of something that ends up being a "bride" to Christ, the whole hereafter thing is pretty well up in the air. So I'll go with your thinking: letting God decide. If left up to some nitwit like me, there'd likely be way too many "ANOTHER field trip to a supernova? Who let that guy be Social Convenor?" complaints.

    10. Re:revelations and the Revelation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ANOTHER field trip to a supernova?

      Surfing supernovas.. I'd dig it.

  38. Same as always? by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Well,

    1. It was perverted from the start.

    E.g., right after Christ's death, we already know that there was a sect called the Ebionites, which actually contained relatives of Jesus and people who knew him personally. (They actually insisted that the leadership of the church should go to a relative of Jesus, not to Peter.) They also made no claim of resurrection, nor that Mary was a virgin (much less the later idiocy that she stayed a virgin even after giving birth), etc. Generally they thought of him as a _human_. Prophet and divinely inspired, yes, but not the divine incarnation that the later church turned him into.

    What we inherited as Christianity is actually mostly due to Paul, who went fanboy and convinced the others that they must (A) proselitise at all cost, and (B) that it's ok to change stuff, e.g., about half the Old Testament, if it makes it easier to swallow by potential new followers. I wouldn't be too surprised if it involved some embellishing about Jesus too, especially given the following fact:

    The Ebionites actually considered Paul an apostate. Not a misunderstanding, or mis-representation, or whatever, but outright apostate. That's how much it deviated.

    2. That wouldn't even be the end of massaging it into a different shape.

    The new religion wasn't even too clear about who Jesus was, or wth did it all mean. A lot of the early "heresies", like Arianism or Pellagianism are, strictly speaking, compatible with what was actually written. They just filled the blanks in differently.

    It took several generations of Byzantine philosophers to define exactly wth _do_ they believe in, down to the smallest details. (The schism between Eastern Orthodoxy and Catholicism came much later, so yes, you did inherit the byzantine construct even if you're Catholic or Protestant.) A lot of things that resulted don't even reflect the original context or meaning, but the effort of fitting Christianity into the Greek way of seeing the world, which at times was like fitting a square peg in a triangular hole. E.g., they had to make Mary and the birth even more perfect and wondrous, because they thought that something perfect (e.g., Jesus) can't possibly come out of something imperfect (e.g., a normal human mother.)

    And even then it created even more schisms and heresies, because some things made no sense to cultures who thought differently. At least one schism was because stuff that made sense in Greek, made no sense when translated into Syriac, because the words didn't have the same nuances.

    They also defined very strictly what is included in the Bible, what you can write or say about it, and in which terms.

    3. Which brings me to the point, they had no problem dealing with the Ebionites or with the Syriac churches which were a lot closer to where it all happened. They just proclaimed them heretics.

    I'm guessing it will be the same today. People will just proclaim this manuscript as some gnostic heresy, and continue as if nothing happened.

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    1. Re:Same as always? by somersault · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Right. I don't believe in the bible either, but would you listen to yourself? It's people like you that made me stand more by my faith for years, because I believed that people wouldn't be so desperately opposed to Christianity if there weren't some truth in it.

      I basically can't be bothered reading the rest of your post after this obvious fallacy:

      What we inherited as Christianity is actually mostly due to Paul, who went fanboy and convinced the others that they must (A) proselitise at all cost, and (B) that it's ok to change stuff, e.g., about half the Old Testament

      You do realise that the Jews have the Old Testament too? How do you think changes to the Christian version of the old testament would somehow go un-noticed? Try thinking about stuff you hear before blindly accepting it just because you want to believe it. That's how Christians end up as Christians in the first place, because they get tricked into being afraid of Hell and are given an easy way out - it's like a form of brainwashing.

      I'll be damned if I know what is the ultimate truth about life, the universe and everything, but I think there are too many inconsistencies in Christianity that people make gradually build up excuses for. One of the main reasons I have decided that the bible is a load of rubbish is not just that Genesis only takes 7 'days', but the way things are done are in the wrong order, so it doesn't really even make much sense as a metaphor..

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    2. Re:Same as always? by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You do realise that the Jews have the Old Testament too? How do you think changes to the Christian version of the old testament would somehow go un-noticed?

      You do realize that the two aren't exactly identical, and the interpretations and recognized additional sources even less so, right?

      E.g., the Jews were big on circumcision, the early Christians did away with that, because it didn't sound too tempting to the barbarians they were trying to convert. E.g., the Jews shouldn't eat pork, that was another thing they gave up at Paul's insistence, because for whole other provinces that was most of the agriculture they had. E.g., Judaism is fundamentally iconoclast and that's one of the most fundamental commands, Christianity threw that right into the garbage bin right there. Etc.

      So while the general outline of the text may be the same, whole sections of it are, basically, declared as superseeded and no longer valid.

      The Ebionites didn't consider those to be superseeded, and frankly, Jesus didn't say anywhere that they are. That was the work of the apostles, at Paul's insistence to proselytize at all cost.

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    3. Re:Same as always? by Stooshie · · Score: 1

      ... How do you think changes to the Christian version of the old testament would somehow go un-noticed? ...

      Deuterocanonical books from the Jerusalem Bible. The catholic church's official bible.

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    4. Re:Same as always? by somersault · · Score: 1

      Those are part of the Roman Catholic bible, not the one that I've read. When I was a Christian, I always regarded Roman Catholicism as an attempt by government to control/weaken Christianity.

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    5. Re:Same as always? by somersault · · Score: 3, Interesting

      wtf dude, the version of the old testament that I read had all the stuff about circumcision and restricted foods etc.

      While the Roman Catholic church worships images, reformed/protestant churches still think of that as wrong. When I was a Christian I regarded the catholic church to be an attempt by the Roman government to water down Christianity and actually turn it into an organisation under human control (the pope) rather than one that considers God as its leader.

      Yes, whole sections of OT law are obviously superseded by the new testament (that's kind of the point), but that doesn't mean they aren't included in the bible.

      The reformed church was a genuine attempt to get everything back as purely as possible to the way Jesus intended the church to be. The Roman Catholic church does a whole bunch of weird stuff that I've always considered decidedly un-christian :p Praying to Mary and confessing to priests, etc.. the Roman Catholic church just tries to take Jesus out of the picture and gain control/money. Sadly the ministers in my ex-denomination don't even make much money, though they do get accomodation provided for them :p They are genuine people too, not in it for control (my grandad was a minister, quite a few of my friend's are minister's kids, and I know people that have gone on to train for the ministry.. all very genuine people)

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    6. Re:Same as always? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kind of funny that we today say sects are bad - but when it comes to 2000 years ago, it was a good thing, actually it was the right thing.

      Perhaps we choose what is best for our own beliefe?

    7. Re:Same as always? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sources?

    8. Re:Same as always? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      I can answer that simply. The christians are evil and they infiltrated the sanctity of the Jewish religion and changed it from within.

      Take everything you read here with a grain of salt. I will bet you Thousands that the OP is not a anthropological expert and is only quoting from the limited texts he reads. did he grab a christian bible and a old jewish bible and compare?

      Did he note the differences that DO exist? nope.

      There ARE differences between the old testament and the Jewish bible. nothing huge but they exist because the two books were forked way back then and nobody has been checking in any of the bugfixes to the other branch.

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    9. Re:Same as always? by Stooshie · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... I always regarded Catholicism as an attempt by government to control/weaken Christianity ...

      Oh really? It must be true then.

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    10. Re:Same as always? by krathognis · · Score: 1

      Ah, someone who reads. how refreshing. at least I'm not the only one.

    11. Re:Same as always? by somersault · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, when people do new translations of bibles (at least the ones being translated into English, I'm not sure about those translating into other languages which don't yet have the bible) they do it from the original greek and hebrew manuscripts. My dad was even learning Hebrew before he died, presumably so he could read more original versions of the old testament, so the OT and Jewish Torah should be very similar. I wouldn't expect the differences to be any more than you'd get translating any other piece of writing. Hebrew sentence structure can be ambiguous, you often get footnotes in bibles saying stuff like 'this could also be translated as [...]'.

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    12. Re:Same as always? by somersault · · Score: 1

      I didn't say that. It's simply what I was taught as a protestant. It's just the same idea as atheists vs christians, coloured vs white, and all the other stupid arguments that have gone on throughout history.

      I still think that the Roman Catholic church has deviated quite a lot from the fundamentals of Christianity, but perhaps I'm wrong and it was Martin Luther than did that. I doubt it, but meh. Martin Luther also believed that James shouldn't be in the bible but it's still in the KJV, NIV, AV, etc.

      I was just pointing out that the differences you talk about are Catholic only, and the whole Pope/priests thing still seems wrong to me even though I'm no longer a Christian. Of course I also went to a protestant church down in England where the minster wasn't even a Christian, which is just as absurd..

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    13. Re:Same as always? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll be damned if I know what is the ultimate truth about life, the universe and everything...

      42...

    14. Re:Same as always? by aussie_a · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The bible says Egyptians had Jewish slaves build the pyramids. That isn't true. Not only did Egyptians not use slave labour to build the pyramids, but the only possible time that some of the events in the bible could have happened in real life (mainly the part about first born sons being hid) was when Egypt was being occupied by an invading force.

    15. Re:Same as always? by joelholdsworth · · Score: 4, Informative
      I'm a Christian, and I constantly hear these grand conspriricy theories from all kinds of people, but then a cover-up always makes more exciting discussion than the truth. I run a tour of the British Museum and Library sometimes, and I show people the primary sources of this kind of information which on display for everyone to look at.

      1. It was perverted from the start.

      There's a lack of evidence to support that claim. There's no good reason to believe than any of the New Testament books were written after the destruction of Jerusalem in AD70. And we can see the full gospel message - resurrection for our sins all over the NT e.g. in books as early as 1 Corinthians written between AD 53 and 57 - less than 30 years after Jesus death. You want to say that both the NT and the OT have been changed by New Testament believers. The former is unlikely - there's an abundance of ancient NT manuscripts (20,000 by some counts) which are identical by and large, no evidence for this process of accretions and deletions. The latter is impossible, because we have access to books of the OT from before the time of Jesus out of the dead sea scrolls. The eternal virginity of mary is not something that I'm concerned about. Clearly Jesus did have brothers - we hear about them in the NT. This is a late Roman Catholic thing. I'd like to hear more about Ebionites. Perhaps you can give me some credible references. It surprises that they're so small on the academic radar.

      2. That wouldn't even be the end of massaging it into a different shape.

      Fortunately because the sources for Christians today are so very good e.g. the Syniaticus, modern Christians can go back to the text and work out what the truth of the matter is. So we can make conclusions about things which are true for ourselves, and detect the things we've missunderstood. The good news as well is that new fragments are turning up all the time which take us back earlier toward the events, all giving greater support to the later codices that we have.

      3. Which brings me to the point, they had no problem dealing with the Ebionites or with the Syriac churches which were a lot closer to where it all happened. They just proclaimed them heretics. I'm guessing it will be the same today. People will just proclaim this manuscript as some gnostic heresy, and continue as if nothing happened.

      People claim things are gnostic heresies when there's *evidence* to suggest that they're heresies. e.g Muslims sometimes claim the 16th c. Gospel of Barnabus is in fact a true gospel account that the church has surpressed. But we know that this can't be true for all sorts of reasons. e.g. some soldiers are recorded rolling out barrels to be refilled with wine. But we know this impossible because there were no barrels until much later in the near east. This is an example of the application straight-forward tools that historians use every day.

      Hope that helps. Joel

    16. Re:Same as always? by Stooshie · · Score: 1

      All I was really saying by "Oh really? It must be true then" was that when it comes to religion it's all a matter of belief, not fact.

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    17. Re:Same as always? by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      "so the OT and Jewish Torah should be very similar." And this belief is based on what? Without comparing the Christian Bible's OT and the Torah, you can't make that claim. Given the fact that some Christian Bibles do not mention Lilth being the first woman created, undermines that claim. The Christian Bible has been edited down through the centuries and during the middle ages they had a great revision which once and for all the church leaders decided what was canon and what was not. So what we have today is not the pristine word of god or divinely inspired but rather a work in progress written by man.

    18. Re:Same as always? by BECoole · · Score: 1

      People will just proclaim this manuscript as some gnostic heresy, and continue as if nothing happened.

      You wouldn't say that if you understood what Gnosticism is.
      Scientology, for example, is a modern Gnostic system. Gnosticism is rightly recognized by most for the fraud that it is.

    19. Re:Same as always? by somersault · · Score: 1

      My belief is based on knowing that translators of the AV/NIV bibles translated from the original Hebrew.

      The only place I'd heard of Lilith is when watching Evangelion, despite reading the whole bible. She isn't referred to in Lilith in the bibles I've read, she's referred to as "the great owl" (found this from Wikipedia and looking up Isaiah 34:14).

      I don't see anything about her being the 'first woman' apart from a reference to the "War of Darkness" game. After a bit of googling she seems more of a mythical demon from Jewish lore.

      I didn't say the bible was the pristine word of God, I am no longer a Christian, but I also just 'know' some things. You saying that Lilith was the first woman created and me not finding any evidence for that with a bit of googling/wikipedia, makes it sound like you are just one of those people who takes something they hear randomly somewhere and repeat it as if it suddenly disproves the bible. You are claiming that scholars edited original Hebrew documents during the "middle ages"? Perhaps with a bit of tip-ex?

      I do believe that the bible is the work of man these days, but I really don't like when people act as if they can disprove it when they clearly have no clue about the contents. Christianity has some benefits and is logical once you get passed a lot of illogical assumptions (which have to be assumed via "faith" or general feelings of being a sinner and such).

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    20. Re:Same as always? by halivar · · Score: 1

      (B) that it's ok to change stuff, e.g., about half the Old Testament

      This is where he lost me as completely, absolutely, blowing smoke.

    21. Re:Same as always? by jaepeel · · Score: 1

      1. The Ebionites were contemporaries with Christians. They didn't predate them. Its not as if the Christians came later, and changed what the Ebionites had written. The contention that Jesus' relatives were among the group makes sense. It was noted repeatedly in the New Testament that those who were around Jesus when he was young, had the hardest time believing in his diety. They knew him for thirty-some years before he started doing miracle.

      That's cute calling Paul a fanboy, he wasn't the only. Each of the apostles (save John) met their end while preaching the Gospel. It wasn't just from the urging of Paul that the begin their missionary journeys. The apostles scattered upon the arrest and death of Jesus, but were so changed by seeing him in the flesh after his resurrection, that they went to "proselitise at all cost" (death).

      Also, I think the contention that Paul taught, "that it's ok to change stuff, e.g., about half the Old Testament" is unfounded. The New Testament didn't change or revise the Old Testament. Rather, what Jesus did fulfilled it. The Old Testament--in every book--pointed to the coming of the Messiah.

      2. I would partially agree with this point. It didn't take "centuries of philosophers" to define who Jesus was. He said it himself. He's the "I Am." He's God. His death shows that he was also human. However, you must notice that even according to your statements, the conflicts come from human philosophies not from the scriptures themselves.

      Your example of the virgin birth is a good example. The scriptures say she was a virgin. Philosophy (Greek and later Roman) says that she was a perpetual virgin. The conflicts over the subject come not from a reading of the text, but from what other people add to it in the form of explanation. This is not a corruption of the text, but rather a corruption of religion.

      3. I don't think its necessary to declare this manuscript "as heresy" just because it doesn't contain all the verses that are included in canon. This is a later manuscript, which was put together before the canon was voted on by various Christian councils (from wikipedia) the African Synod of Hippo (393 AD) Councils of Carthage (397AD & 419AD) and Pope Damasus I's Council of Rome in (382AD).

      The fact that this Bible misses some verses or adds some books isn't surprising or faith shattering. The business of the written word was much tougher back then. Even then they were making the Bible based upon aging manuscripts.

      Some facts stand alone:

      1. the New Testament stands far alone as the ancient text we have now that is closest to the original text. Other ancient texts don't even come close in the number of manuscripts, and their closeness in time of the copies we have to their autographs.

      2. Different manuscripts may had different parts decayed away, omitted by a scribe, or otherwise not present. However, the parts we do have, are relatively constant across the thousands of manuscripts that the New Testament we have in our hands is based upon.

    22. Re:Same as always? by somersault · · Score: 1

      Depends if science ever shows the existence of a soul or other thing which was previously regarded as supernatural - then it's no longer all a matter of belief! Things like lightning and magnetism probably used to be regarded as supernatural as well. Then again, maybe there's nothing beyond this form of life.

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    23. Re:Same as always? by cjsm · · Score: 1

      Good post. There is so much BS flying around that people claim as fact its incredible. Not only from critics of Christianity, but in Christianity itself. The original poster was totally full of it, but he got modded up. I doubt you will.

      I've learned to take everything with a grain of salt in these religious debates. Basically, people come up with these speculative hypothesis and pass them off as facts. Much of Bible analysis is this way. You made a good point

      There's no good reason to believe than any of the New Testament books were written after the destruction of Jerusalem in AD70.

      That's a perfect example. Many religious 'scholars' use the fact that Christ's spoke of the destruction of Jerusalem as 'proof' the Gospels were written after 70 A.D., basicaly saying Christ couldn't have prophesied about the destruction of the Temple in 36 A.D. (or whatever the year he made that prophesy), which basically denies the whole premise of Christ and the Bible. They date Daniel using the same logic. Daniel couldn't have prophesied those emipres in 360 B.C., so it must have been written in 200 B.C.

      They throw out all of these dates of when the various books, the Gospels, Revelation, etc. were written, but they haven't got a clue, or any real proof of any of them. If they want to speculate, fine, but they act like its fact, not some speculation based on next to nothing. Religious scholars are the biggest intellectual frauds there are.

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    24. Re:Same as always? by somersault · · Score: 1

      Suddenly it all makes sense!! Thankyou.

      Welp - time for me to take a permanent holiday to nirvana. Laters!

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    25. Re:Same as always? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, it's in the bible.

    26. Re:Same as always? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I didn't say the bible was the pristine word of God, I am no longer a Christian, but I also just 'know' some things.

      Actually, you just 'believe' some things. Saying that you 'know' them demonstrates the depth of both your faith and your ignorance.

      You saying that Lilith was the first woman created and me not finding any evidence for that with a bit of googling/wikipedia, makes it sound like you are just one of those people who takes something they hear randomly somewhere and repeat it as if it suddenly disproves the bible.

      Because you can't find evidence quickly on the web, it must be wrong? There must be a name for this particular logical fallacy, right? Besides intense laziness?

      You are claiming that scholars edited original Hebrew documents during the "middle ages"? Perhaps with a bit of tip-ex?

      There are innumerable books on the subject of who changed the bible and when and yes, many serious changes were made during the Medieval period. Some are known to have happened accidentally, others are known to have been made deliberately, and even the sources of other errors are unknown.

      A little research would serve you well in this area.

      I do believe that the bible is the work of man these days, but I really don't like when people act as if they can disprove it when they clearly have no clue about the contents.

      The contents are the problem. A great deal of material which was collected with the original and even later works was simply expurgated, like the gospels of Mary Magdalene. The majority of the original Christian priests were women, because the head of the typical Roman household was the woman (who was expected to take care of tedious tasks of management) and the original churches were held in hiding, in people's houses. Today women are subjugated at every turn by the majority of so-called "Christian" faiths.

      All you really need to know about what God wants you to do per the bible is included in two places: the ten commandments, and the golden rule. God's rules, and Jesus' rule. Most Christians are pretty shaky on all the first ten, and virtually all of them ignore the golden bit - it's "DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO UNTO YOU", not "don't do others as you would not have them do unto you." Christians tend to think this statement is about tolerance. It is not. It is about social action. It is about actually going out and proactively improving the world around you.

      Any time you see a car with a Jesus fish on it going past a car on the side of the road broken down, you're seeing a hypocrite drive past. Any time you see a man wearing a crucifix walk past a homeless man starving in the gutter, you're seeing a hypocrite walk past. And any time you see a televangelist fly over people living in poverty, you're seeing a hypocrite fly past.

      If you want to reinstitute logic in Christianity, you're going to have to eliminate everything written by Saul, just for starters. But I don't know what can be done to stop Christians from being hypocrites.

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    27. Re:Same as always? by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1

      Show me where in the Bible it says the pyramids were build by Hebrew slaves. Here's a hint - it doesn't. The pyramids were built centuries before Abraham, much less Moses, and any biblical scholar will agree.

      I have seen several Sunday-School cartoons that show the Hebrew slaves working on the pyramids, but those aren't exactly accepted biblical cannon.

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    28. Re:Same as always? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the new testament did change a lot of things. I think GGP'er gave examples of the laws that were superseded: circumcision, eating non-kosher foods (pork, seafood).

    29. Re:Same as always? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's obvious that the bible isn't a trusted source of factual information about the cosmos. No one needs to study the bible's history to figure this out. (However, it can take some courage to point it out if your family believes otherwise.) What's not obvious is how books like the bible - and the belief systems they affect - are created, destroyed, and changed over time. It's a very interesting study with real-world implications. So who cares whether it makes believers more or less secure in their beliefs? It's not about them at all. If you think the GP is in error then go ahead and point it out, but don't make the mistake of assuming that they are out to get Christians.

    30. Re:Same as always? by joelholdsworth · · Score: 1
      They date Daniel using the same logic. Daniel couldn't have prophesied those emipres in 360 B.C., so it must have been written in 200 B.C.

      The book of Daniel's very interesting, as you say, because it's chok-full of prophesies which bear a striking similarity to the events as they played out in the New Testament.

      Not very many decades ago these things seemed like great reasons to put a date on Daniel after the 1st c. AD. But now we know that that's impossible, both from the dead sea scroll (from the 1st c. BC), and because of the archaeological record - which is part of my tour in the British Museum. The book of Daniel knows all sorts of subtle historical details that a later writer simply could not have known.

      This presents a problem for skeptics, and so, as far as I know all of the late-Daniel theories have collapsed in recent years. I'll be very interested to see if anyone can mount any kind of a response, and I'm particularly interested to know how sceptics would respond to this.

    31. Re:Same as always? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It was perverted from the start"

      No, the people you cite are the ones trying to do the perverting. The Ebionites were Jewish supremacists attempting to return Christianity to Judaism. Naturally, they reject Christian tenets such as resurrection and immaculate conception. And just as naturally, no Christian takes Ebionite claims seriously. So your "point" is really no point whatsoever.

    32. Re:Same as always? by somersault · · Score: 0

      No, when I say I know something I mean I know it. Unless the translators who wrote the introductions to the NIV talking about the process were lying, which they could have been, but I doubt it.

      You also are being a moron suggesting that original ancient hebrew texts were somehow rewritten. Tampering would be very obvious in such a case. Not so much with modern books because you can't tell so easily when someone has deleted text stored via a digital medium and replaced it.

      The thing about Lilith is that there was plenty of information on her in my results, and none of it confirmed that guy's claim apart from something from a fricking game, so it is reasonable to assume that he has faulty sources and that Lilith is generally regarded as a demon rather than Adam's wife (though the game talks about both). It may be 'lazy' but I don't want to waste time on something that doesn't make that much difference to me personally other than to show some guy on slashdot he doesn't know what he's talking about. If he was a Jew then fair enough, but it seems more like another case of something I've seen many times - someone who has heard a part truth and then regards it as OMGPONIEZICANDISPROVETHEBIBLE! I wouldn't be surprised if he actually took his info from the game (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilith_(World_of_Darkness) ). If he wants to point me towards a more reputable source that's fine, but I'm not going to start looking into things in that much depth while I'm at work, neither does it really interest me that much any more (a few years ago it probably would have).

      The fact you're getting so enraged about the whole hypocrisy etc doesn't help. If you don't believe that God is helping these people, then how do you expect them to be any better than anyone else. Perhaps that Christian driving past the car at the side of the road needs to go pick up their daughter, blah blah blah. I've met some awesome Christians, and I've met some particularly crappy ones (including myself I guess). There's no point going on to me about the hypocrisy involved because I've experienced it first hand many times, believe me.

      When I was talking about logic I meant things along the line of the world hating Christians because it is still under control of the devil, and going out of their way to persecute the church. Posts like yours are the sort that used to strengthen my belief in that. The other explanation is that you just hate the hypocrisy and utterly illogical thought required to believe in Christianity, that you consider it an affront to all of the progress we are making without the help of religion. I can see why it would wind people up, but it really doesn't help to 'convert' people out of Christianity, it just affirms their beliefs.

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    33. Re:Same as always? by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      What makes you think there is a difference between protestant bibles and the catholic? As protestants we inherited the catholic bible and most of their theological traditions.

    34. Re:Same as always? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What we inherited as Christianity is actually mostly due to Paul, who went fanboy and convinced the others that they must (A) proselitise at all cost, and (B) that it's ok to change stuff, e.g., about half the Old Testament, if it makes it easier to swallow by potential new followers. I wouldn't be too surprised if it involved some embellishing about Jesus too,...

      Right, and all the other 11 apostles and the 70 just went along with Paul even though they knew he was making stuff up... You have to be kidding right? I think you need to do some more reading, start with Ignatius of Antioch or Clement of Rome and especially Irenaeus of Lyons.

      There is a reason why this compilation was discovered in the garbage.

    35. Re:Same as always? by halivar · · Score: 1

      That's different than saying that the actual text of the OT was changed from the Hebrew Torah.

    36. Re:Same as always? by somersault · · Score: 1

      I just did a bit of googling and the Vulgate and Septuagint are apparently latin and greek translations from original hebrew manuscripts (I had always thought they were actual Hebrew manuscripts), so the Old Testament isn't translated from Hebrew each time, but neither is it changing every hundred years either. The New Testament changed a lot around the time of the early church though.

      I don't know what Jews use, but the bibles I've read always have the old testament taken from the Vulgate and Septuagint at least (I remember seeing those words mentioned a lot in footnotes). So modern bibles are a translation of a translation of copies of copies, which isn't a great start, but IMO it's still less messed with than this guy seems to think, because the original translations were taken from the Jewish Torah, not from a seriously edited version (though the Torah will likely have changed very slightly with each copy).

      I was simply trying to point out that he is just one of those people that assumes there have been hundreds of rewrites when in fact a lot of the time, the bible is translated from a fixed source, so it's not going to change as often as people think.

      You can't say it's "obvious" that the bible isn't a trusted source of factual information at all, because many people don't notice that. It's 'obvious' to you sure, and now it's obvious to me, but if it was really that "obvious" then a lot less people would be Christians. It's not obvious in the same way that if you leave your hand in a fire it's going to get seriously hurt (which you can tell just from the pain).

      It's kind of sickening to me to think of all the people over the years being fooled with all different types of religion, but I suppose most people need something to believe in. In fact probably everyone does - just that for some people they believe in the pursuit of knowledge and the betterment of mankind through science, etc.

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    37. Re:Same as always? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The eternal virginity of mary is not something that I'm concerned about. Clearly Jesus did have brothers - we hear about them in the NT. This is a late Roman Catholic thing.

      No, it can't be a 'late Roman Catholic thing' because Eastern Orthodox also believe in the perpetual virginity of Mary. (Oddly enough, Luther, Zwingli, Calvin, and Wesley did as well.. at least, that's what Wikipedia sez.)

    38. Re:Same as always? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Paul got the last laugh -- he got to be played by Harry Dean Stanton.

    39. Re:Same as always? by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1

      People claim things are gnostic heresies when there's *evidence* to suggest that they're heresies.

      There are non-Gnostic books that are eliminated by this same method, but the fact remains that Irenaeus and others decided that they didn't like a specific interpretation of Christianity and worked to undermine it. Have you ever actually read Iraneaus? It's political BS and very light on any serious scholarship or theology.

    40. Re:Same as always? by DarenN · · Score: 1

      I laughed at the above, but the post referred to makes a serious point.

      The Nicene convention was basically a bullying by the Roman Emperor of the existing hierarchy into accepting those books into the bible that supported his government - only four books were retained out of what were a LOT of books in the bible.

      People were less amenable to control (apparently) following the original teachings of Jesus so the books that were left tended to focus more on punishment for sinners and hell. Depressing, but predictable, I guess.

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    41. Re:Same as always? by somersault · · Score: 1

      Apparently the list of books in the bibles is the same, but Roman Catholics believe in the Apocrypha - see http://www.bible.ca/b-canon-orthodox-catholic-christian-bible-books.htm . I thought that those extra books were regarded as part of the Roman Catholic bible, but perhaps not.

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    42. Re:Same as always? by HanClinto · · Score: 1

      "E.g., the Jews shouldn't eat pork, that was another thing they gave up at Paul's insistence"...

      You mean Peter?
      Oh wait, sorry -- I don't mean to detract from the Paul bashing -- of course we blame him.

      And Bush. Bush and Paul's fault.

      Yeah.

    43. Re:Same as always? by dtjohnson · · Score: 1

      One of the main reasons I have decided that the bible is a load of rubbish is not just that Genesis only takes 7 'days', but the way things are done are in the wrong order, so it doesn't really even make much sense as a metaphor..

      I've never seen any problem with referring to the events in terms of 'days.' But...the wrong order? Really? From Genesis...

      Let there be light...
      God then separated the light from the darkness...the first day

      God made the dome...God called the dome "the sky"
      Let the water under the sky be gathered into a single basin so that the dry land may appear...

      Let the earth bring forth vegetation...every kind of plant that bears seed...

      Let there be lights in the dome of the sky...

      Let the water team with an abundance of living creatures and on the earth let birds fly...

      Let the earth bring forth all kinds of living creatures: cattle, creeping things, and wild animals of all kinds...

      Let us make man in our image, after our likeness...

      Based on our present understanding of the big bang and evolutionary process, the order in Genesis is almost exactly the order that the earth formed and life developed: Big Bang==>Sun==>Rocky Earth==>Atmosphere==>Condensed Water==>Single Celled Organisms==>Photosynthesis produces oxygen==>aquatic animals==>birds==>mammals==>primates==>Us

      The only thing that is slightly wrong in the order in Genesis is the 'lights in the sky' coming after the formation of the Earth (although the Moon and many of the stars might have come after) and the idea that plants producing seeds and fruit came before animals when flowering plants actually are apparently more recent than that, based on the fossil record. Considering the kind of people that God had to work with 4,000 years ago when Genesis was written, those 'errors' don't seem like a big deal. I mean, if I were alive 4,000 years ago and I tried to imagine and write a story of creation, I wouldn't have come up with anything remotely resembling the real process sequence. If you asked 1,000 people to do that 4,000 years ago, none of them would have either. So yes, I believe that the book of Genesis was inspired by God, as is the rest of what we call the 'Bible' today.

    44. Re:Same as always? by somersault · · Score: 1

      The biological order isn't too bad, but first, the sun is a 'light in the dome of the sky' for one thing, and also the moon was probably there before water formed on the earth. THat was what I meant about the order.

      It's 'teem' btw :p

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    45. Re:Same as always? by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      I think what he means is not "the church has changed the text of half of the Old Testament" but "the stuff written in the New Testament is believed to (supercede / nullify / change) how the Old Testament is applied." He says as much when he references eating pork, circumcision, etc. I think it was just a poor choice of words.

    46. Re:Same as always? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Muslims sometimes claim the 16th c. Gospel of Barnabus is in fact a true gospel

      That is not true. That manuscript claims that Muhamed was the mesiah instead of Jesus, witch clearly contradict with Kuran.

    47. Re:Same as always? by joelholdsworth · · Score: 1

      I have met Muslims who claim it as authentic on more than one occasion.

    48. Re:Same as always? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believed that people wouldn't be so desperately opposed to Catholicism if there weren't some truth in it.

    49. Re:Same as always? by not_hylas(+) · · Score: 1

      WOW!
      Where do I start? Moraelin, this is not directed at just you, but being I haven't the time (today) and your post was the first in a string of "opinions" you're just in the line of fire.

      Moraelin:
      "What we inherited as Christianity is actually mostly due to Paul, who went fanboy and convinced the others that they must (A) proselitise at all cost, and (B) that it's ok to change stuff, e.g., about half the Old Testament, if it makes it easier to swallow by potential new followers."

      - ad nauseam

      Your /facts/logic is flawed:

      Gene Scott THE RESURRECTION:
      (you have to read it to get anything from it)

      http://www.resurrectionism.com/#content

      Gene Scott says it best:
      (on opinions)

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3cc6qRfZ3Q

      Attacking Dr. Scott will get you nowhere - read and research on your own - THINK.

      Mod my ass down, whatever - Karma to burn baby, Karma to burn.

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    50. Re:Same as always? by memoryhole · · Score: 1

      While the Roman Catholic church worships images,

      No, they don't. First of all, they only worship God---the way to worship something is to make sacrifices to it. Second, they have images of important people (e.g. saints) and they use them like photographs (i.e. you recognize that the image is merely a representation of the actual thing).

      reformed/protestant churches still think of that as wrong.

      Nope. Check out the Anglican/Episcopalian church, the Lutheran church, the Orthodox church. Maybe read some basic information before spreading this kind of ignorance.

      When I was a Christian I regarded the catholic church to be an attempt by the Roman government to water down Christianity and actually turn it into an organisation under human control (the pope) rather than one that considers God as its leader.

      And now that you're not a Christian, you've given up that viewpoint, right? Oh, wait, nevermind, you still believe all the old lies about Catholics.

      Yes, whole sections of OT law are obviously superseded by the new testament (that's kind of the point), but that doesn't mean they aren't included in the bible.

      The term you're looking for is "fulfilled", not "superseded".

      The reformed church was a genuine attempt to get everything back as purely as possible to the way Jesus intended the church to be.

      Jesus established his church upon the rock that is Peter. The "reformed" church has nothing to do with Peter, or with apostolic succession (as established by Peter himself).

      The Roman Catholic church does a whole bunch of weird stuff that I've always considered decidedly un-christian :p Praying to Mary

      Jesus, as a good Jew, honored his mother. Should a person seeking to be like Christ not do the same?

      and confessing to priests,

      Jesus gave the apostles the power to forgive sins (John 20:22-23), but not the ability to read minds. And in 2nd Corinthians 5:18-20, Paul points out that Christ gave him the "ministry of reconciliation", adding that God is "appealing through us" when this action of reconciling sinners is carried out.

      etc.. the Roman Catholic church just tries to take Jesus out of the picture and gain control/money.

      Reallllllly? Is that why Catholics are the ones that use a crucifix (with Jesus on it) and protestants use a plain crucifix?

      Just how many televangelists are Catholics?

    51. Re:Same as always? by Garabito · · Score: 1
      Almost offtopic, but I found something interesting in the Wikipedia article you referenced about the Jerusalem Bible :

      The translation itself uses a literal approach that has been admired for its literary qualities, perhaps in part due to its most famous contributor, J.R.R. Tolkien (his primary contribution was the translation of Jonah)

    52. Re:Same as always? by melikamp · · Score: 1

      All you really need to know about what God wants you to do per the bible is included in two places: the ten commandments, and the golden rule.

      I agree with the golden rule, but ten commandments do not really cut it as categorical imperatives. They were clearly given as statutes of the Jewish law.

    53. Re:Same as always? by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      There's a lack of evidence to support that claim. There's no good reason to believe than any of the New Testament books were written after the destruction of Jerusalem in AD70.

      There may be a lack of evidence, but surely that doesn't mean there's no good reason to believe that -- at least in some cases? I should have thought that, e.g., the heavy influence of neo-Platonist thought (and language) on John would be, if not hard evidence, at least a good reason to suspect it was later; or Revelation's references to persecution of Christians that didn't occur on a large scale until at least the time of Domitian (and I've always suspected the numerological references to Nero, if they're genuine, must date it to the time of one of the "Nero redivivus" uprisings, though admittedly one of those was before 70 IIRC).

    54. Re:Same as always? by joelholdsworth · · Score: 1

      A couple of things off the top of my head. First there is a latest-limit set by the Rylands P52 fragment - though that doesn't set the limit earlier than AD100. John does seem to be the latest of the Gospels, certainly.

      On the subject of persecution the book of James makes a central theme of it. And in Acts, which gives the account of the events which took place after Jesus, believers face fierce persecution from beginning to end. Interestingly the story of Acts comes to an abrupt halt in Acts 27 when Paul is under house arrest awaiting trial before Caeser in Rome. That halt occurs seemingly before the temple destruction, as well before other cataclysmic historical events such as the martyrdoms of James, Paul and Peter (62, 64 & 65AD) - because they're not present in the record, and so it's reasonable to conclude that Acts was written before the 60-70AD period.

      There are also subtle historical details which suggest that Luke was an eye-witness in the 1st c.

      This means that the book of Luke must have been written earlier - it's the prequel. It's likely that Mark and Matthew were written in a similar time-frame because Matthew, Mark and Luke share similar source material.

      There's more to say but you can see that we can use these techniques to put credible specific dates to the texts of the new testament.

      It's great stuff!

    55. Re:Same as always? by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      It sure is. I'm almost sorry I don't work in that area myself ... almost. I doubt I'd cope well with the nutcases though :-) BTW, as regards John: I was sure that the last time I looked the Rylands fragment was dated to ca. 190 CE -- they're now quoting the 1st half of the 2nd century. I hope it's the date that's changed, and not my memory ...

    56. Re:Same as always? by somersault · · Score: 1

      Hardly photographs. Nobody knows what people like Jesus looked like, and there isn't really any need to have pictures of him being crucified.

      Check out the Anglican/Episcopalian church, the Lutheran church, the Orthodox church. Maybe read some basic information [wikipedia.org] before spreading this kind of ignorance.

      Those don't sounds very reformed to me. One of the first bullet points even refers to a Roman Catholic scripture...

      Oh FFS. Mary is not your mother. I don't even believe in the things I used to, so it shouldn't really matter to me anymore, but from a biblical point of view, I don't think it makes sense. Maybe if you add in the Apocrypha it does, I don't know.

      God says not to make graven images, it can be interpreted many ways, and one of the main ways is not to worship anything other than God. The cross can be a symbol/reminder, but depicting Jesus would seem to me to be making a graven image of a god *shrug* But like I said, I consider the whole thing bollocks now, and the whole fact that people still argue so much about different interpretations of the bible etc just shows how tribal people are, they'll argue about anything.

      If on the other hand Christianity is true, then I still stand by the fact that the Roman Catholic church is trying to take control of it where it shouldn't be. Confessing to priests doesn't make much sense when you can confess direct to Jesus, likewise with praying to Mary as if she is going to intercede for you with Jesus, who is interceding for you with God. Meh. I wish I didn't know all this stuff now, it's rather pointless.

      --
      which is totally what she said
    57. Re:Same as always? by somersault · · Score: 1

      That's what I believed too. But most sane people are quite opposed to Scientologists, and do you really think there is any truth in their beliefs? I abhor the way scientologists act.

      --
      which is totally what she said
    58. Re:Same as always? by memoryhole · · Score: 1

      Hardly photographs. Nobody knows what people like Jesus looked like

      The point is that you use them to bring to mind the real people, not to worship the items themselves.

      and there isn't really any need to have pictures of him being crucified.

      Sure, there's no need for any pictures of any family members. It's not as if everyone's life was barely worth living before Kodak came along. They are absolutely a luxury, and always have been. That doesn't mean that pictures of people you think highly of are a bad thing. Besides, we're talking about a picture of Jesus in His greatest moment! What exactly are protestants trying to avoid, here?

      Those don't sounds very reformed to me. One of the first bullet points even refers to a Roman Catholic scripture...

      The name of the section is Lutheran, Anglican, Catholic and Orthodox understanding of the use of images. Of course it'll talk about Catholics too.

      Oh FFS. Mary is not your mother. I don't even believe in the things I used to, so it shouldn't really matter to me anymore, but from a biblical point of view, I don't think it makes sense. Maybe if you add in the Apocrypha it does, I don't know.

      What, you skipped over Luke 1:48? All generations (including this one) will call her blessed, and those who seek to imitate Christ shouldn't be excluding parts of Christ's life as unsuitable for imitation.

      God says not to make graven images, it can be interpreted many ways, and one of the main ways is not to worship anything other than God. The cross can be a symbol/reminder, but depicting Jesus would seem to me to be making a graven image of a god *shrug*

      Graven images for the purpose of idolatry were forbidden. God didn't forbid images of himself (which, considering Man is made in the image of God, could be a problem). What matters is what you do with them. For example, the golden calf that the Jews worshipped briefly was not an image of a god, but rather was considered TO BE a god. That's idolatry.

      If the Jews had worshipped the magic cow god in the sky and merely used the sculpture of a cow as a reminder of the cow god, then it wouldn't be idolatry (it would just be "having another god before the *real* God").

      Consider, for instance, that in Colossians 1:15, Jesus is described as "the image of the invisible God". If your interpretation is correct, then that would be the first time God ever broke his own laws (by creating an image of himself).

      But like I said, I consider the whole thing bollocks now, and the whole fact that people still argue so much about different interpretations of the bible etc just shows how tribal people are, they'll argue about anything.

      Pot, meet kettle.

      If on the other hand Christianity is true, then I still stand by the fact that the Roman Catholic church is trying to take control of it where it shouldn't be. Confessing to priests doesn't make much sense when you can confess direct to Jesus,

      Why would Jesus give the apostles the power to forgive sins (John 20:23) if he didn't expect them to use it? He explicitly said that as he was sent by the Father, so he then sends the apostles. God breathes on man only two times in the entire Bible: once to give life to clay, and once to give that life the power of forgiving sins. That's how important it is. We're even directed, in James 5:16, explicitly: Therefore confess your sins to one another, and pray for one another, that you may be healed. So if you've been commanded to confess your sins to other humans, who would you rather confess to: a priest who has been given God's power to forgive sins, or someone who hasn't?

      likewise with praying to Mary as if she is going to intercede for you with Jesus, wh

    59. Re:Same as always? by somersault · · Score: 1

      But like I said, I consider the whole thing bollocks now, and the whole fact that people still argue so much about different interpretations of the bible etc just shows how tribal people are, they'll argue about anything.

      Pot, meet kettle.

      I'm quite aware of how ironic it is. I don't agree with your interpretation of certain passages simply because I've had other interpretations beaten into me my whole life. You believe that, I believed something else. Whatever people believe, they'll look for things to back themselves up and brush over the rest. Yes, I've done that, and I expect you do it too because everyone does it. Everyone who complains about global warming yet still keeps driving to work instead of moving job/home to somewhere where they won't need to, etc etc.

      My own particular view is now that all of the bible man-made anyway, so the interpretations are pretty much a moot point and I'm not going to continue to argue them with you :p Perhaps you're 100% right and the Christian God does exist, and the Roman Catholic church was the true denomination. The probabilities of that are IMO rather small though. I suppose perhaps the pope believes he is genuinely God's appointed servant as much as the minister's of my old denomination, so perhaps I shouldn't resent him anymore either, as he is no more misguided than any other religious person. Not everyon can be right, and I find it hard to believe that anyone even is right when it comes to beliefs. I just hope that if there is a God, that he is very understanding.

      --
      which is totally what she said
    60. Re:Same as always? by Stooshie · · Score: 1

      I think we are saying the same thing. If science proves the existence of anything that was previously the domain of religions (including god) then it is no longer a matter of belief, no longer a matter of religion.

      In fact, if science proves the existence of god then religion dies as religion relies on belief in god not in the actual existence of god.

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    61. Re:Same as always? by dtjohnson · · Score: 1

      ..."first, the sun is a 'light in the dome of the sky' for one thing, and also the moon was probably there before water formed on the earth.

      Actually, there's at least one way that the order in Genesis for even the 'lights in the dome of the sky' phrase would agree with our current scientific understanding of the creation process. In Genesis, the sun appears to be created twice, first with 'let there be light' and second as a 'light in the dome of the sky.' However, it's possible that the second 'lights in the dome of the sky' reference refers to the impact that created the current moon and caused the earth to begin its current fast rotations (although it's slowed a little over the billions of years.) We don't know what the original fledgling-earth might have been like before that huge impact but it's probable that it had water and could have supported life, based on its distance from the sun.

      http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/solarsystem/moon_making_010815-1.html

  39. I for one... by PrayingWolf · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our divine overlord, Jesus the Nazarene who was crucified and has risen - whether the last twelve verses of Mark 16 were or were not written by Mark...

  40. Satan, the Dark Lord, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Approves !!

    Any game that Rod and Todd like is good enough for him, He sayeth !!

  41. Re:Oh noes! by Bertie · · Score: 1, Troll

    Truth is that they just like it because the King James Bible has more of the sort of blood-and-thunder language that appeals to these sorts. The old-fashioned English it uses sounds kinda scary to the modern ear and that's how they like it.

  42. Oldest and Newest by sharperguy · · Score: 3, Funny

    The oldest and the newest bibles on the same internets!

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    1. Re:Oldest and Newest by spasmhead · · Score: 1

      So you're claiming that the ceiling cat created the universe? But the ceiling cat is not a real ceiling cat because any idiot can see that it's a wall cat. It's only the camera angle that makes it look like a ceiling cat. Therefore your messiah is false because you viewed the facts in a skewed way. Furthermore you smell. Lets have a religious war over who is right. I smite u're followerz and burn u're temlplz 2 da groundz. Lollersk8tes!

  43. Re:Many More Errors in the Codex than the Summary! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do I imagine you saying that very quickly while rocking back and forth?

  44. Yes, and to take it further by g4b · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Mark's Gospel was considered by some theologians to been written in a style of "play". Mark writes like you could play it on a stage. People come in, talk, go out.

    Mark's ending, with the cross, was in many ways like the ending of a drama. It opened doors not just for talk about the play, but also for thinking about the matter.

    I cant recite what I have read further, but the theologian was going into detail, why the ending did suggest something else to happen, which would have been obvious for people of that time, so mark didn't need the resurrection to be mentioned. it was obvious for them that there was more to it, like it is obvious for us now, that "I am your father" is a reference to Star Wars, but later, when time passed, the resurrection was added to the book.

    Most christians know, that Mark did not mention the resurrection chronologically in the original. But, there were 3 other gospels, and plenty of people writing about the resurrection, and even Mark pointed the resurrection out in a lot of passages. So, no, there is no debate at all on our side.

    Still, thanx for the news. Accurate timing (BCE?) and some insights which books are in this old bible would have been better, though.

    1. Re:Yes, and to take it further by john-da-luthrun · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sounds similar to N.T. Wright's take on the end of Mark. He suggests that the abrupt ending is meant to put the onus back on the reader/listener: "Christ is risen: now over to you. What are you going to do about it?"

    2. Re:Yes, and to take it further by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The book of Daniel (written hundreds of years before Christ) predicts the day Christ would present Himself on the Mount of Olives to the very day, hundreds of years in advance.
      http://harvestreno.org/messageVideo.asp?id=110&quality=medium

    3. Re:Yes, and to take it further by rho · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Using Star Wars to make a theological point...

      Only on Slashdot.

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    4. Re:Yes, and to take it further by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most christians know, that Mark did not mention the resurrection chronologically in the original. But, there were 3 other gospels, and plenty of people writing about the resurrection, and even Mark pointed the resurrection out in a lot of passages. So, no, there is no debate at all on our side.

      Issues regarding the validity of any particular religious belief will not be settled here on Slashdot, not any more by a single post.

      I also sincerely don't want to suggest that the Christian faith is somehow misguided or wrong.

      However, there is a reason why the omission of the end of Mark is significant to many people, and why it is controversial.

      Even though there are other versions of the Gospel, Mark is generally considered the oldest, and is often thought to be the source for the other three (although this last part is argued as well).

      And this codex that is being published digitally is the oldest complete copy of Mark (although not the oldest copy of a fragment of Mark).

      So what you have here is the oldest complete copy of what is presumably the oldest record of the gospel, and it omits explicit discussion of Jesus following the crucifixion.

      In fact, the oldest surviving copies of Mark--not just this codex--don't mention the crucifixion either.

      So, this codex--and Mark in general--are in fact important, and controversial, as a historical document, if you accept the premise that the oldest copies of the gospel are somehow more veridical.

      I agree that most Christians won't take this as controversial (and I don't think they should), but some do, and this is why.

    5. Re:Yes, and to take it further by dtjohnson · · Score: 1

      Most christians know, that Mark did not mention the resurrection chronologically in the original.

      This is wrong. There is still a Chapter 16 as the last chapter in even the 'short' version of Mark (i.e. the Codex Sinaiticus version) and it is only about the resurrection of Jesus. In the codex version, Mary, Mary Magdalene, and Salome go to the tomb, find it empty, find a young man in a white robe sitting in the tomb who tells them that Jesus has been raised and is on his way to Galilee where they will be able to see him themselves.

      So...yes...Mark mentioned the resurrection of Jesus "chronologically" in EVERY version of Mark's gospel.

    6. Re:Yes, and to take it further by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mark's Gospel was considered by some theologians to been written in a style of "play". Mark writes like you could play it on a stage. People come in, talk, go out.

      In that case I guess we can conclude that the Bible (and therefore christianity and other derived religions) really is just theater and entertainment just as science has proved a long time ago. Case closed.

    7. Re:Yes, and to take it further by Alsee · · Score: 1

      "I am your father" is a reference to Star Wars

      Ah yes, The Gospel of Luke.

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    8. Re:Yes, and to take it further by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      "Sounds similar to N.T. Wright's take on the end of Mark. He suggests that the abrupt ending is meant to put the onus back on the reader/listener: "Christ is risen: now over to you. What are you going to do about it?""

      Well, the preferred method in these cases is decapitation or destruction of the brain, followed by burning of the remains. More details can be found in this reference manual.

    9. Re:Yes, and to take it further by GISGEOLOGYGEEK · · Score: 1

      What am I going to do about it?

      I'm going to recall that no one has ever found any verifiable, repeatable, true invalidation of the second law of thermodynamics, and that this alone proves that Jesus did not rise from the dead, that there was just some misunderstanding, some embellishment, or some outright lies to make a ho-hum story more exciting. ... And then carry on with my life, treating others as I would prefer to be treated, without requiring religion to empower my good morals.

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    10. Re:Yes, and to take it further by john-da-luthrun · · Score: 1

      Just FYI, Christians are well aware that resurrection from the dead goes against the second law of thermodynamics. That's why it's called a "miracle".

      To put it another way: the 2nd law is concerned with closed systems, but the Christian claim is precisely that the resurrection represented an intervention from outside the system. Hence no breach of the second law.

  45. Re:Many More Errors in the Codex than the Summary! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Evidently, with multiple exclamation marks!!! It's Super Objecitve!!!

  46. I really wish people would get a clue too by Andy_R · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Can anyone spot the logical flaw in your argument that "I didn't know about any banned books therefore there were no banned books"?

    I'm sure if you'd tried working your way through the Index Librorum Prohibitorum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Index_Librorum_Prohibitorum) then I'm sure you'd have been in a lot of trouble.

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    1. Re:I really wish people would get a clue too by ebyrob · · Score: 3, Informative

      From Wikipedia:

      The Index Librorum Prohibitorum ("List of Prohibited Books") was a list of publications prohibited by the Roman Catholic Church...

    2. Re:I really wish people would get a clue too by pxc · · Score: 1

      Why did you tell me that? For God's sake, the man already linked the Wikipedia article! Anyone who wondered what that was (although it should have been very obvious from the name) would have just clicked the link!

    3. Re:I really wish people would get a clue too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      John Calvin's on there, and we discussed and read his material quite a bit in AP Euro at my Catholic high school. Seriously, the staff and faculty there were some of the most open, liberal people I know. I agree with Shivyeta, public school was much worse of an environment.

      Believe it or not, not all of us religious people are the crazy evangelicals that make the news or listen to Fox.

    4. Re:I really wish people would get a clue too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reading comprehension: ur doin it rong.

    5. Re:I really wish people would get a clue too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he probably wouldn't have.

      I don't know how old the original poster is, but the Index Librorum Prohibitorum has fallen out of use and hasn't even been published since 1966. Chances are that any of the works in the Index that a Catholic school wouldn't let you check out would also be hard to obtain from a public school library. Sorry, but mentioning the Index is just FUD.

    6. Re:I really wish people would get a clue too by Joren · · Score: 1

      The Catholic Church will probably not allow its followers to read it.

      there were never any books I wasn't allowed to read while going to a Catholic school. The earth wasn't flat, gays weren't out to get me...

      Can anyone spot the logical flaw in your argument that "I didn't know about any banned books therefore there were no banned books"?

      Yes, there would be a logical flaw, if he were making that argument. Rather than saying there were never any banned books, he was responding to the original post, which says "The Catholic Church will probably not allow its followers to read it." A pretty nebulous assertion without reference, countered by a completely understandable rant about how many prejudices there are about present-day Catholics. IANAC, however, so I'd be speaking from ignorance as well.

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    7. Re:I really wish people would get a clue too by pxc · · Score: 1

      Ok Mr. Reading comprehension, I can play the "quote one sentence from the already linked Wikipedia article" game, too.

      Wikipedia sez:

      Under Pope Paul VI, the Congregation for Doctrine of Faith ceased publication of the Index in 1966 following the end of the Second Vatican Council, largely for practical considerations.

      With an end date like 1966, the /. poster who mentioned not having encountered any banned books in school was quite possibly going to school at a time where the list of banned books was still in effect.

      Hurr, hurr, troll. You got me!

  47. Familiar discussions... by MrOion · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ah, this discussion reminds me of those we have when the subject is Linux, Windows or OSX. Or in the old days when we debated vi and emacs...

    1. Re:Familiar discussions... by Culture20 · · Score: 1
      Speaking of emacs, I hear RMS put some of the code for emacs pre-13 online from 1984 BCE, and it doesn't contain a lisp interpretor.

      Yes, I know my usage of BCE is incorrect, just poking fun at the summary. Wikipedia said this type of confusion would happen:

      Other arguments opposing the use of CE/BCE include: [...]

      * The use of identifiers which have common spellings is more ambiguous than the use of identifiers with divergent spellings. Both C.E. and B.C.E. have in common the letters "C.E.", which is more likely to cause confusion than identifiers with clearly different spelling.[61]

      61. http://www.religioustolerance.org/ceintro.htm ^ a b c "Comments on the use of CE and BCE to identify dates in history". ReligiousTolerance.com. Retrieved on 2008-07-11.

  48. The importance of primary source material by vorlich · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have no doubt that this topic will spiral into a squabble between both camps in the God divide but before that happens, the rest of us could give thanks (you choose to whom) that we are now in a position to be able to examine a growing wealth of original source material in a way that has never before been available to anyone. The opportunity that this portends for the future are quite possibly, of greater immensity than we can imagine.

    Not only that but in the very near future, when the pointless grandstanding that will soon render this topic unreadable happens, or when the discussion inevitably turns to the eternal question of how many polar bears can be balance on the point of an argument, we shall have a new moderation:
    Go See.

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    1. Re:The importance of primary source material by bravni · · Score: 1

      Too bad I cannot use my mod points anymore, but thank you for posting something that is not either:
      - rambling about religious stuff
      - Score: 5, Funny
      but actually on topic, i.e. what greatness it is to live in the digital age with regards to access to such precious material (and unfortunately, a lot of less interesting material... but I will happily take both rather than none).

    2. Re:The importance of primary source material by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      the rest of us could give thanks

      Not me, I'm not allowed to. That was made very clear to me the last time I was in mainstream church over a year ago.

      There's a church down the street from me, a Baptist church. Coincidentally, and my life is full of coincindences that continually renew my faith, the preacher's name is John. Unknown to me or the rest of the congregation, his sermon was about Christ giving sight to the blind.

      At this church it's customary to pass the microphone around to those who would like to praise God for something He has done for them. I took the microphone, explained how all my life my uncorrected vision was so bad that if there were no such things as glasses I would be legally blind, told of the cataract surgery that gave me better than 20/20 vision (see the sig for details, SFW unlike most of my journals) and praised God for giving me a skilled surgeon.

      By nightfall that eye was completely blind, pitch black, vitreous filled with blood. I'd had a torn retina, which finally detached resulting in the need for a Vitrectomy (this one is probably safe for work too).

      I wouldn't wish a vitrectomy on anyone. But at any rate, that was the last time I ever stepped foot in that church and I'll not be praising God again. I figured out why God doesn't want me praising Him: imagine a one celled animal praising you. No, imagine a subatomic particle in an atom in a molecule in a one celled animal praising you, and you don't even come close to how insignifigant we are. Rather than praising God I ask His forgiveness for my unforgiveable hubris.

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  49. Re:Oh noes! by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    And then you realize that -oops- the bible is also the most accurately kept book of all times. Whether you have faith in God or not, you'd have to admit that there are lines found on parchment dating back a millenium before christ (the dead sea scrolls), that appear verbatim in the currently accepted bible. This doesn't prove nothing ever changed (since it's about 12 lines of the text), but the mere fact that they agree and that we can actually still read them is extremely special.

    The bible has a secure claim of being the oldest preserved book (or, if you don't have faith, that part of it contains a copy of the oldest preserved book). Not the oldest book, but the oldest that you can reasonably hope to read.

    The mere fact that we still have this codex, and the care invested in keeping it safe for future generations, should illustrate just how much faith you can put in the text of the bible being unchanged. It is also a very incomplete codex.

    Do you believe WWI happened ? Well we are MORE certain about the bible being unchanged than we are about that little event actually having had place. We don't have a single reliable wittness, and only inconsistent, conflicting accounts that mostly agree on a small subset of what they describe. That small "mostly agreed upon" subset is accepted as historical truth.

    All of history is uncertain. That the text of the bible hasn't been changed in nearing 2 millenia is one of the most trusted assumptions in any serious historical course. It is also VERY uncommon for any source to be that reliable.

    By contrast, neither the vedas nor the quran can claim even 100 years of constant text (the current quran was "edited" together in 1923 in Cairo, and originally contained the warning that it was pieced together from unreliable sources, of even the accepted sources (they rejected about 20x more text than they accepted for being "probably made up on the spot") which about 30% STILL isn't deciphered, the vedas don't have real unity, we know they date back much farther than the bible, but only from external sources, there aren't any actual vedas backdating more than 600 years, this bible by contrast is nearing it's 2000th birthday). Of course in the case of the quran they hide the older texts for fear of getting blown up (like the one in constantinopel).

  50. ob Red Dwarf by mike2R · · Score: 2, Funny

    Archeologists near mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon dated in Bonn. If genuine it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to read "To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental."

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    1. Re:ob Red Dwarf by aurispector · · Score: 1

      WRONG! MY translation reads: "To my darling Kandi..."

      Burn in hell, blasphemer.

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  51. Humbug by spleen_blender · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I'm terribly sorry to have the negative comment on this article, because I'm sure a lot of you are going to mod me down for this. But I think that the point of view that this article has no place as /. news article is a valid issue to be discussed, so please don't discard my opinion without considering it, because I mean it in the spirit of open discussion.

    Why is this considered newsworthy? I understand the science and technology of recovering and archiving ancient texts for future research, and it is a noble end and vital if we learned any lesson from the library at Alexandria. But this article isn't about the science of it, or the tech of it. It is about a specific book being archived and shared for public viewing, which I do not consider news.

    If this book was just as old, but NOT the bible, would it have been submitted? I wasn't forced to read it, and I'm not offended by it. But I'm more so concerned with something that to me core seems like a contradiction to the tenet of "News for Nerds, News that Matters".

    Basically, no topics should be holy. By which I mean that no subject should get preferential treatment in any way. And I feel that the only way this article could have gotten onto the main page is through the bias many people inherently give toward giving validity and credence to the relevance of Christianity (and all religion in general).

    Religious topics have a place for discussion, but considering the damage Christianity (and other religions) has caused to science historically, I do not think that place is on /.
    If anything, I believe the appropriate discussion regarding religion would be regarding the direct contradictions between the empirical evidence used in scientific study and the present positions held in current theology.

    Is it not more important for the progression of scientific reasoning to address the sincere danger posed by religion on influencing the general perception of the public regarding a host of complex issues such as evolution, genetic research, and medical technology? Because the majority of Americans still believe in a "giant invisible man in the sky" interpretation of religion, if I am to trust the polls I have seen over a period of years and if you'll excuse the callous categorization of that type. I have also seen a number of polls which have shown a correlation between levels of education and religiosity being inversely proportional, which I hope I can trust without being more arrogant than I have already been. Perhaps the correlation can affect behavior in the direction opposite from the intuitive "education implies skepticism which implies questioning of faith". Perhaps by directly confronting people about the absurdity of their beliefs relative to scientific explanations would affect education in that it would spurn people to be skeptics about many other things in the world around them.

    Just my two cents, no offense intended.

    1. Re:Humbug by huit · · Score: 1

      It's news, this discussion dragged me so far from my interest in it that I forgot the point till I read your statement but... definitely /.news

    2. Re:Humbug by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

      If you're going to have such an attitude about the church toward scientific thought, you may want to study your history. Just about EVERY scientist up until the late 19th century was one sort of professed Christian or another. It was practically the only way to get an education. True, there is a certain amount of idiotic resistance to modern scientific thought (most Christians are woefully behind the times on modern science), but I see similar dogma coming out of some who oppose Christianity and the benefits it has helped to give society - abolition of slavery, philosophy, working democracies, most of the charity work, etc...

    3. Re:Humbug by MRe_nl · · Score: 1

      "If you're going to have such an attitude about the church toward scientific thought, you may want to study your history. Just about EVERY European up until the late 19th century was one sort of professed Christian or another. It was practically the only way to stay clear of the Spanish Inquisition."

      There, fixed that for you ; )

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    4. Re:Humbug by Anomalous+Cowbird · · Score: 1

      If this book was just as old, but NOT the bible, would it have been submitted?

      Yes, yes, (forgive the expression) my god, YES! Have you no idea how rare books of this age are? This would be worthy of interest no matter what the subject.

    5. Re:Humbug by spleen_blender · · Score: 1

      Their complete history of support and rejection of scientific thought doesn't address the point that the controversial through history are ones that directly contradict a statement or implication in the Bible or church regardless of empirical data. To believe the stories of creation as the Bible describes, you are forced to ignore what evidence is showing to be true through scientific observation. To believe in something with no real evidence (as far as I know) over something that has repeatable outcomes in experiments and observations seems to be very dangerous to me regarding our ability to surpass the traditionally accepted limitations of our species as a whole.

      I believe it was Arthur C. Clarke who said:
      "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

      With our technology, we are approaching "godlike" power as a species, and we are seeing contradictions in the claims of churches that adopts a literal interpretation of the texts.

      I personally believe that there is much to learn from the Bible, and there is also much to learn from Buddhism, Islam, Taoism, Judaism, Hinduism, Satanism, and Wicca and that our ability to learn from and apply the principles of the philosophies is true regardless of the existence of god. Basically, I think that religion adds nothing to the potential of the human spirit, but limits you to the constraints which it demands you obey regardless of empirical evidence. Note I did not say that religion doesn't contribute to the human spirit, but instead the potential. I do believe that many people have taken religion in the most positive way and used it is something to empower themselves and contribute to the human spirit, and for them I am grateful. But the reasons for this is not the religion necessarily, it may be just their humanity.

      Again, I hope that none of you are offended by the points I hold. If I'm provably wrong in my statements above I would be grateful to be informed so I can sharpen my understanding of the universe, because I am not traditionally educated on the subject and may be mistaken.

      Peace.

    6. Re:Humbug by spleen_blender · · Score: 1

      So you're asserting that this falls under the category "Stuff That Matters". I think don't think it falls in that category, but "Stuff That Matters" is completely subjective. In the context of what this site generally geared toward in my opinion I don't think the piece was appropriate. The importance of history and recovering and archiving can't be overstated. But, ignoring the religious nature of the texts involved, what about the story made it either "News For Nerds" or "Stuff That Matters"? I really hope I'm not seeming like I'm trolling in this thread, I honestly am wanting to know if I'm screwing up somewhere in my reasoning in my justification for bringing up this topic for comment and my questioning of the validity of this article as valid news relative to generally accepted perceptions of what /. should share as news.

      Regards

  52. Intelligent majority? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Intelligent majority? Please. Most of you are a bunch of stupid fucks with too much time on your hands. LOL.

    1. Re:Intelligent majority? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should be noted that you yourself found time to post on this thread. So what does that make you, you stupid fuck?

    2. Re:Intelligent majority? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes him an even more stupid fuck with even more time on his hands.

      Or maybe he is just one of the idiot minority here, pissed off at his intellectual incompetence.

    3. Re:Intelligent majority? by Stooshie · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yep, it's insults all the way down.

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    4. Re:Intelligent majority? by Teilo · · Score: 1

      Hah! The Slashdot theory of origins. Love it!

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  53. First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So, if it was dated to 4 BCE (thats BC for you christians who havn't adopted the new format for dates) ... how does it have the gospel of mark (which was written after christ?)

    1. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's exactly what I was wondering. Something there doesn't add up.

    2. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by burni · · Score: 2

      Simply because some AP(-man/woman)E remains as uneducated as their message bulletins express everyday,

      It was dated to "400 Anno Domini".

    3. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by egamma · · Score: 5, Informative

      So, if it was dated to 4 BCE (thats BC for you christians who havn't adopted the new format for dates) ... how does it have the gospel of mark (which was written after christ?)

      Because whoever wrote the summary has trouble with dates. The article makes it clear:

      Handwritten in Greek more than 1,600 years ago

      ...or the very first line:

      The oldest surviving copy of the New Testament, a 4th century version that had its Gospels and epistles spread across the world, is being made whole again â" online.

      How sad is it that neither the editor nor the first poster bothered to check the article for errors, especially one involving 800 years?

    4. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Rounding errors?

    5. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by Lachlan+Hunt · · Score: 3, Informative

      The summary above, where it says "The Codex Sinaiticus dates to the fourth century BCE" is wrong. The article states "Handwritten in Greek more than 1,600 years ago". Whoever wrote the summary just got confused about the difference between BCE and CE.

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    6. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by coljac · · Score: 1

      The article just says 4th century - I guess the article writer just liked adding acronyms. It is Slashdot after all.

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    7. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by asCii88 · · Score: 0

      Yup, you're right this is after Christ.

    8. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by Patersmith · · Score: 1

      For the love of Christ, it's 400 AD. Is it too much to ask the editors to check basic facts in the summary? This is Slashdot...we're not expected to RTFA but shouldn't the editors? It took about 5 seconds to copy/paste it into Wikipedia and find the entry on the Codex Sinaiticus and check the dates.

    9. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by j-pimp · · Score: 1

      So, if it was dated to 4 BCE (thats BC for you christians who havn't adopted the new format for dates) ... how does it have the gospel of mark (which was written after christ?)

      Ok so the common era was based on the birth of Christ, even if there was no historical Jesus. So why the renaming? If you want to renumber the years based on something else, like the fall of the Roman Empire or the dark ages, then rename it.

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    10. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by ericrost · · Score: 1

      Well, given that AD is inaccurate no matter how you slice it, and that there are those who don't follow christ anyhow (our Jewish friends to start, and us heathens and atheists to boot). And the fact that Christians are a minority in the world.

      "The label Anno Domini is almost certainly inaccurate; "scholars generally believe that Christ was born some years before A.D. 1, the historical evidence is too sketchy to allow a definitive dating.""

      from

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_era

    11. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by Erie+Ed · · Score: 1

      Oh come on everyone knows that the only real jesus was RAPTOR JESUS!!!

    12. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by sheepofblue · · Score: 2, Informative

      If it is an article on Christian religion and they use BCE or CE rather than BC/AD you can expect an anti-religious bias in my experience.

    13. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by w128jad · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And the fact that Christians are a minority in the world.

      Actually...

      The Christian population in the world has been estimated at approximately 2.1 Billion people. Collectively, this represents the largest religion cumulatively in the world. In one sense you are right, as this is certainly a 33% minority of the entire human race.

      However, the entirely non-religious account for approximately 16% of the world population, but are apparently reported (by themselves and totally objectively of course) to have 99% of the intelligence and education world-wide. ;-p

      Hilariously, while 84% of the world's population are considered (apparently) hopelessly ignorant and stupid, the other 16% still seem to believe simultaneously that humanity's problems can be solved through democratic governance.

      Just FYI

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    14. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by ericrost · · Score: 1

      Yes, but you see, we UNDERSTAND we're a minority, and simply want the majority of people's ACTUAL views to govern what goes on in the world. Whereas the religious nutjobs among us want their views stuffed down everyone's throat. I say do what you want in church, but keep it out of my schools, courthouses, and city halls.

    15. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      More like 400 CE. There are no original manuscripts dating back even close to Jesus's lifetime (be a little hard, since the earliest Pauline epistles were written 20 years later).

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    16. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by Beale · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you read TFA you'd see they mention neither. Anyway, why should the whole world use a Christian-centric, factually incorrect date stamp?

    17. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if I want you to keep your anti-religion rhetoric out of my streets, schools and city halls? This country was founded on religious freedom. Your 'religion' is atheism (or agnosticism). Let me have mine.

    18. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by MasamuneXGP · · Score: 1

      Ah, but what percentage of Christians are religious nutjobs forcing their views on everyone in sight and what percentage are rational people who are willing to alter their beliefs when new evidence comes to light? I certainly can't say, but I do agree the former is a lot more vocal...

    19. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by Noted+Futurist · · Score: 1

      Why should they not?

      "Should" has little relevance when discussing "does". It simply is. It is ingrained, it is used, and it is accepted. It works, and many cultural structures are built upon and rely on it.

      Why should we call "Monday" by the name referential to a Germanic moon god? (see previous paragraph)

    20. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah... I especially like the fact that they're publishing a copy of Mark's gospel written 400+ years before Christ's time. ...Or maybe /. got it wrong and it's 4th century AD (CE, for all you politically correct people).

    21. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by w128jad · · Score: 1

      Yes, but you see, we UNDERSTAND we're a minority, and simply want the majority of people's ACTUAL views to govern what goes on in the world. Whereas the religious nutjobs among us want their views stuffed down everyone's throat. I say do what you want in church, but keep it out of my schools, courthouses, and city halls.

      Really the crux of the problem is that most religion isn't just rutual performed on sacred days in churches.

      For most learned religious, these beliefs extend to all the moral foundation, ideals, and philosophical (not speaking of science here) understanding of the world around them that make up their whole nature. IE: beliefs about right vs. wrong, nature of humanity (human dignity and rights), obligations to fellow man...

      The whole POINT of democratic government is some consensus of a larger group "stuffed down everyone's throat". The majority rules.

      The U.S. Constitution forbids congress from establishing a state religion, but it doesn't and can't prevent religious majorities from imposing their moral/philosophical ideals upon the minority.

      They could for instance make illegal abortion, murder, divorce and adultery, drugs and alcohol, fornication, euthanasia, stem-cell research...

      These laws could be passed by people whose motives stem primarily from their religious beliefs, and that is ok. Religion is part of who they are, and guides their world-view. The beauty of this country is that you or anyone else has the right to disagree and voice your disagreement.

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    22. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by WiFiBro · · Score: 1

      In the previous century there was a comic by Bill Watterson, featuring a smartass kid with a tiger pet, and I remember one of them roughly:
      Calvin says in class "..200(?) BC America was discovered.."
      Teacher: "200 BC?"
      Smug brat: "Before Calvin!"
      Last image, Calvin punished with a donkey ear hat sitting in a corner: "That's what's important!"

    23. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by WiFiBro · · Score: 4, Informative

      Sigh. atheism is just the absence of believe in Gods. That's all. No rituals. No leaders. Belief in anything else, such as proper science, not required. Ergo. Not a religion.

    24. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      Well in my experience, pretty much all biblical scholars -- that is to say palaeographers and philologists who work with Judaeo-Christian texts -- use BCE/CE as the standard (at least in the last few decades).

      That's presumably at least in part because not all of them are Christian. There's more to the bible than the New Testament.

    25. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by robbak · · Score: 1

      No, it is because using BE (before Christ) or AD (in the year of our lord) is factually incorrect.

      Jesus was not born in either 1CE or 1 BCE ( both of these being Ordinal numbers, and there being no 'zero' year) Scriptural evidence points to 2BCE (30 years prior to his baptism in 29CE), Many scholars use Josephus and lunar eclipses to arrive at 4CE, others link the Star of Bethlehem with a comet that appeared in 7(?)CE (ignoring lots of biblical evidence in the process!)

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    26. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sigh. Atheism requires the same amount of faith in a god(s), as you cannot produce FACT that god(s) don't exist. Looks like you have to have FAITH at some point to believe atheism over another belief system. "I have FAITH that there is no higher power because I can't prove it"

    27. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sigh. Atheism requires the same amount of faith in a god(s), as you cannot produce FACT that god(s) don't exist. Looks like you have to have FAITH at some point to believe atheism over another belief system.

      Sigh. Same old illogical religionist bullshit.

      What if you've never been exposed to the idea of god(s)? You are not a theist. It's up to you to say whether that qualifies as 'atheist' (I believe nobody has the authority to declare one definition 'correct'), but it amounts to the same thing... no religion = non-Christian, non-Jew, non-Muslim, non-Buddhist, non-everything-else = ATHEIST.

    28. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      The whole POINT of democratic government is some consensus of a larger group "stuffed down everyone's throat". The majority rules.

      No, the majority does not rule. The whole point of the American constitution is that the majority does not have the right to infringe upon the rights of the minority.

      ...but it doesn't and can't prevent religious majorities from imposing their moral/philosophical ideals upon the minority.

      Yes it can and yes, it does. Have you not noticed the frequent overturning of religiously-inspired laws? Or do you think those are the "evil activist judges" who are out to destroy religion?

      They could for instance make illegal abortion, murder, divorce and adultery, drugs and alcohol, fornication, euthanasia, stem-cell research...

      Abortion? Not without a constitutional amendment. Murder? That was illegal in most societies long before Judaism emerged. Divorce and adultery? Debatable on divorce. Adultery is illegal in many areas because it's seen as a violation of a legally binding contract with a spouse. Drugs? We'll see how much longer that lasts. Alcohol? They needed a constitutional amendment last time, and they'd need one again. Fornication? No, they couldn't make that illegal. Not without scrapping the entire constitution. Euthanasia? See murder, but this is subject to change. Stem cell research? Just because you can doesn't mean you should. Religious nutjobs are winning this one, and it's costing lives every day.

      These laws could be passed by people whose motives stem primarily from their religious beliefs, and that is ok. Religion is part of who they are, and guides their world-view.

      Most of these laws can't be passed, or rather wouldn't be upheld in court. The laws they pass are indeed partially inspired by religious views, but I have hope that they'll recover soon.

      The beauty of this country is that you or anyone else has the right to disagree and voice your disagreement.

      ...until some religious majority gets enough political power to silence and jail those who would question their religious beliefs. But thanks for trumpeting the rights we have courtesy of a secular society which created a secular government which you now wish to dismantle and turn into an oppressive Christian Hate Machine.

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    29. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by Xaositecte · · Score: 1

      Blah blah blah can't prove the invisible pink unicorn doesn't exist either, blah blah blah, Thor throws lightning bolts, and you can't prove he doesn't, blah blah blah, you can't prove Quetzlcoatl doesn't look down favourably on South america either.

    30. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by w128jad · · Score: 1

      No, the majority does not rule. The whole point of the American constitution is that the majority does not have the right to infringe upon the rights of the minority.

      I agree with you in part. However, the constitution primarily protects the people from the tyranny of the powerful few. Democracy is truly mob-rule in it's pure form. We just don't have a pure democracy, we have a representative democracy. I guess the primary benefit of that is that it moderates change over time.

      Yes it can and yes, it does. Have you not noticed the frequent overturning of religiously-inspired laws? Or do you think those are the "evil activist judges" who are out to destroy religion?

      What our government "can" do and what it was "designed" to do are to different things, now aren't they? I have noticed, and sometimes it is absolutely appropriate that they have done. Sometimes they have gone too far, and sometimes not far enough.

      Ultimately, I think the U.S. Supreme Court is full of flawed human beings, just like congress, the whitehouse... They can and do make mistakes, but their role is still very important.

      Abortion? Not without a constitutional amendment. Murder? That was illegal in most societies long before Judaism emerged. Divorce and adultery? Debatable on divorce. Adultery is illegal in many areas because it's seen as a violation of a legally binding contract with a spouse. Drugs? We'll see how much longer that lasts. Alcohol? They needed a constitutional amendment last time, and they'd need one again. Fornication? No, they couldn't make that illegal. Not without scrapping the entire constitution. Euthanasia? See murder, but this is subject to change. Stem cell research? Just because you can doesn't mean you should. Religious nutjobs are winning this one, and it's costing lives every day.

      Most of these laws can't be passed, or rather wouldn't be upheld in court. The laws they pass are indeed partially inspired by religious views, but I have hope that they'll recover soon.

      I'm not saying these things *should* be made illegal. I'm just saying that with the right circumstances, the majority could prevail on any of these things. One person's injustice is another's justice.

      Just because the supreme court of today might strike something down, doesn't mean it will tomorrow. Hell, abortion has been illegal for a majority of our country's history. Slavery and racial discrimination legal for another large part.

      Our secular government, can and will be on the wrong side of moral issues. But I guess that is all subjective, now isn't it?

      Our current president and things like guantanamo bay, suspension of habeas corpus during this war and past wars are good examples of how our protections are not iron clad. It doesn't take a complete dismantling of our government to lose or get returned a fundamental right. It only takes the action, or lack there of, of the majority.

      ...until some religious majority gets enough political power to silence and jail those who would question their religious beliefs. But thanks for trumpeting the rights we have courtesy of a secular society which created a secular government which you now wish to dismantle and turn into an oppressive Christian Hate Machine.

      If you think the founding father's weren't "religious nutjobs", then you haven't read anything they wrote.

      They didn't seek to snuff our religion in government, and form a "secular society". Grow up. They simply wanted to form a government that was limited in power, and not explicitly religious in nature. They did this by forbidding the establishment of a national religion, but our national congress. That encouraged freedom of religion by inclusion. The slight difference that you seem to advocate is you wish to have all people be equal by making all people equally oppressed. That is just my first impression, I obviously don't k

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    31. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by Darby · · Score: 1


      So, if it was dated to 4 BCE (thats BC for you christians who havn't adopted the new format for dates) ... how does it have the gospel of mark (which was written after christ?)

      That doesn't make any sense. It's like saying the Harry Potter books were written after Harry Potter lived.
      Jesus was invented in the Gospel of Mark. Do try to keep up.

    32. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by ericrost · · Score: 1

      You're welcome to it, and to practice in your private life as you wish. I'm not telling you to print the laws of physics on the walls of city hall, so keep your religious rhetoric out of there too.

      Let's have rational discourse about rational things and leave superstition to those groups who choose to indulge in it (churches would be a very appropriate place).

    33. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by ericrost · · Score: 1

      Nope, atheism in fact requires accepting nothing that cannot be logically proven. I hold the logically defensible position that there is neither a necessity for a god, nor proof of one's existence. Faith comes into play when you start inserting things into existence that there is no need for.

      It is not FAITH to reject the existence of a proposition, that is called skepticism, the basis of the scientific method. Take a few semesters of logic, it will do you good in future encounters.

    34. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by WiFiBro · · Score: 1

      "Nope, atheism in fact requires accepting nothing that cannot be logically proven"
      Strange requirement. Sounds like you are mixing skepticism with atheism.

    35. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by CountBrass · · Score: 1

      Actually it's even worse the summary says 4th *Century* BCE, so, according to Slashdot, it was written 400 years before the events it describes... I believe it's actually considered to have been written around 200 AD.

      The summary is also misleading in that Codex Sinaticus has the short version of Mark's Gospel (no post-resurrection encounter) rather than omitting the resurrection. But then being accurate has ever been a strength of the slashdot editors.

      The Codex Sinaticus is also incomplete and includes works that are not considered canon in either the catholic or protestant traditions.

      P.S.

      "BCE" is just such a silly notion. So, tell me, when does the "Common Era" start? "Err well, uhm, it starts from the err, uhm, ahem, traditional date that (whispers) Christ was born (blush)".

      BCE and CE is an idiotic expression typical of the Politically Correct crowd.

      If you're going to have an areligious dating system start from something sensible like the birth of the universe or the creation of the earth (ha!): and good luck with that.

      "Common Era" Hahahaha!

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    36. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by CountBrass · · Score: 1
      Wrong, so wrong. What you describe is agnosticism.

      Atheism is an active belief that there is definitely not a god (or gods). Richard Dawkins (Arch-Nutjob) is doing a pretty good job as their high-priest.

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    37. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by CountBrass · · Score: 1
      In any case you can use Logic to prove anything as long as you pick the correct premises.
      1. The Universe is a very complicated place.
      2. The Universe is a very orderly place, obeying certain laws (which we are not yet fully aware of) at all times.
      3. Anything very complex and very orderly must have been created by a guiding intelligence which we shall call "God".

      => The Universe was created by God.

      Q.E.D.

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    38. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by WiFiBro · · Score: 1

      belief: for me belief in this context is about holding things for true that lack evidence. Atheists lack the belief in Gods, as they see no evidence. So saying non-belief is a belief to me seems to be you-too behavior (tu quoque).

      And your line on Dawkins shows your worldview is built around religion. Break free! Think rational!

    39. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by Infinivert · · Score: 1

      According to Wikipedia. it was written between 300 and 350 AD (CE for those of you who have decided you are too offended by Christianity to keep the naming convention that was common for centuries).

    40. Re:First Comment on topic! ... oh wait... lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > (CE for those of you who have decided you are too non-Christian to keep the naming convention that was common among Christians for centuries).

      FTFY, no charge.

  54. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Uhhh... you realize the New Testament was written in Koine Greek, right, and not Latin?

  55. Re:Oh noes! by sarkeizen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know who is represented by the vague term "truly religious" but it seems weird to me that a modern Christian would have trouble dealing with the fact that virtually all manuscripts have some differences. Even if you believe that these people have never read the bible in anything but English. The NKJV, RSV, NIV all have footnotes/marginal notes like "X is not contained in the oldest most reliable manuscripts".

    The other weird thing is the assertion (presumably by non-Christians) that the text can't possibly (or can't reasonably) closely approximate the original. Textual criticism is used for just about any ancient book to approximate it's original text. To single out the bible seems ignorant.

    I will admit that there are people who do other forms of biblical criticism which are braindead but interestingly enough these hit on both sides of the "It's the truth" line.

    In fact considering the wealth of text that there is to work with. It seems also rather weird to claim that the bible is even 'bad' in it's textual support.

    I mean sure, disagree with it's content all you want (including things like relying on Alexandrian text types for things like the NIV) but your comments on the text seem pretty uneducated.

  56. Re:Oh noes! by Qrlx · · Score: 1, Troll

    hmmmm "NT" ... I wonder what that stands for ...

    Nice Troll?

  57. Re:Oh noes! by HungryHobo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You say it like people don't use and extreme one sided reading of the bible when they want to justify something and don't already suffer from a lot of misunderstandings.

  58. Controversy over-egged by Marcion · · Score: 1

    "However, I've got a feeling that some people won't be happy to see it online, since it makes no mention of the resurrection, which is a central part of Christian belief"

    This is complete nonsense, Christians should be very happy to see the most important manuscript online. The "no mention of the resurrection" is a myth.

  59. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Why... this is preposterous! This simply cannot be! This book has no references to magic! Who in the hell did we see resurrect?"

    Many, many years ago: a puppet master rofl's.

  60. Never let facts by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Get in the way of a good Christian-bashing. After all Bush is Christian (not that anyone ever checked :-p), that proves they're all evil, right ?

    By contrast pointing out that the founder of islam was a thieving (took things from people violently) paedophile (f*cked children below 9 years old) rapist (f*cked said child without her permission, using force, also others) is a fact (according to muslim sources), yet apparently here facts are not important, and have to be denied.

    Of course said thieving paedophile rapist also killed women for criticizing him, and left their children to die (google "asma bint marwan").

    Perhaps Jesus should have murdered some more women and children, and stolen more. Surely it seems that would have raised his standing on slashdot (and elsewhere) enormously.

    1. Re:Never let facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps Jesus should have murdered some more women and children, and stolen more. Surely it seems that would have raised his standing on slashdot (and elsewhere) enormously.

      Couldn't have hurt.

    2. Re:Never let facts by Darby · · Score: 1

      After all Bush is Christian (not that anyone ever checked :-p), that proves they're all evil, right ?

      No, thousands of years of history prove that.

      By contrast pointing out that the founder of islam was a thieving (took things from people violently) paedophile (f*cked children below 9 years old) rapist (f*cked said child without her permission, using force, also others) is a fact (according to muslim sources), yet apparently here facts are not important, and have to be denied.

      Who cares? People who pull such evil scams as inventing religions are always shitbags. So what.

      Perhaps Jesus should have murdered some more women and children, and stolen more. Surely it seems that would have raised his standing on slashdot (and elsewhere) enormously.

      No, the problem with that is that there actually was a Mohammed. There never was an actual Jesus.

  61. Re:Oh noes! by Rubinhood · · Score: 1

    It's easy to verify this. I ask you to point out a SINGLE relevant deviation between that text and today's popular Bible translations, when this book comes online.
    (If it didn't happen with a much older script, the Dead Sea Scrolls, I don't expect surprises here either. See http://www.allaboutarchaeology.org/dead-sea-scrolls-2.htm, last paragraph.)
    Please use the Reply button when you found a significant difference between the old text and the new translations. Thanks.

  62. Anti - religous comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    For people who are supposed to be open-minded, there are a lot of closed minded comments being made. I am not pro-religion - but I am a believer in God and of salvation through Christ. God gave us the bible as a means of seeking Him. You can try to explain away the creation of the world - but there will always be a missing piece without the existance of God. I am not saying just accept this on faith - just let God and the Bible be explored with an open mind.

    BTW there are over 5,000 extant copies of the new testament and validating the resurrection is not difficult

    http://www.gnfi.org/external/TimLaHayeProphecy/reliability_of_new_testament.htm

    1. Re:Anti - religous comments by timmarhy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "I am not pro-religion - but I am a believer in God and of salvation through Christ"

      contradict yourself much there?

      "validating the resurrection is not difficult"

      actually it's impossible, since no verifiable resurrection has occurred that modern science has been able to observe and your primary example of christ happened 2000 years ago and doesn't even occur in this earliest known bible.

      "but there will always be a missing piece without the existance of God. "

      and there is the difference between us. when i see a missing piece to a puzzle i use science to find the truth, you primitive savages fill it with god.

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    2. Re:Anti - religous comments by querist · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I would like to address some of your comments.

      ["I am not pro-religion - but I am a believer in God and of salvation through Christ"
      contradict yourself much there?]

      Actually, to many Christians that is not a contradition at all. If we remember Voltaire's saying "if you wish to converse with me, we must first define our terms.", we then can realize that we need to understand the meanings of the words in order to understand what is being said.

      This is not a Bill Clinton "it depends on what the meaning of 'is' is" situation, but something much simpler.

      "Religion" can be understood as "An organized system of beliefs by which man relates to a higher being." When some Christians say that they are not "pro-religion", they may mean simply that they are not for "organized" religion, such as a large denomination. There are myriad "independant" churches in the USA that are not part of any larger organization. There is no denominational council, there is no "Pope" or "Archbishop of Cantebury", or whoever the Eastern Orthodox version would be.

      For many people, the word "religion" means "organized religion". This person may simply not participate in any large organization, but still maintains his or her beliefs.

      So, no, this person may not see a contradition in his or her own mind. Please try to be a bit kinder.

      ["validating the resurrection is not difficult"

      actually it's impossible, since no verifiable resurrection has occurred that modern science has been able to observe and your primary example of christ happened 2000 years ago and doesn't even occur in this earliest known bible.]

      Well, the bit about it not occuring in the "earliest known Bible" is not correct, as pointed out by many other posters, but I cannot fault your reasoning otherwise. You may be correct in that there may be no scientific way to prove these events. (I am not aware of any, but I am not going to make a definitive statement to that effect without additional research on the matter.) While much can be said about people being willing to die for their beliefs, and that some would hold that willingness to die as "proof" of the veracity of those beliefs, I suspect that the willingness to die serves only as evidence of the perceived veracity of the beliefs in the eyes of those willing to die for them.

      ["but there will always be a missing piece without the existance of God. "

      and there is the difference between us. when i see a missing piece to a puzzle i use science to find the truth, you primitive savages fill it with god.]

      Could you please be a little more civil? Calling someone a "primitive savage" is not necessary, especially when trying to engage in what I hope was an attempt at intelligent discourse and debate.

      There are many questions which modern science cannot answer. Some are comfortable with that "vacuum" of information and are capable of existing with that void. Others, for whatever reason, find such a void difficult to tolerate and will attempt either to ignore it or fill it with something that makes enough sense to them that they can continue without the uncertainty that the void of understanding would cause.

  63. Re:Oh noes! by jimicus · · Score: 3, Funny

    "It's too risky for anybody to translate that [The Bible] into other languages. Mistakes can creep in... and that can lead to heresy. True Christians should only read English."

    "If your original Hebrew disagrees with my original King James --- your original Hebrew is wrong. If your original Hebrew agrees with my original King James, your original Hebrew is right."

    http://wanusmaximus.livejournal.com/1131751.html

    At least a few of those quotes I recognise as having come from the Landover Baptist Church forum:

      http://landoverbaptist.net/

  64. Re:Oh noes! by sas-dot · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You are absolutely right about asking how translation is close to inspiration. As you know the most of the early books of Bible came via oral tradition, early century jews scribes / scholars took pain to pass on the original meaning for many centuries using a meticulous system of coding the words like this one http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mishnah this coding helped translators to arrive at closest meaning of the original word. More from wikipedia on old testament http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible

  65. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  66. How about 600 BCE? by reiisi · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Possibly a bit off-topic, but, FWIW, there's this prophet guy, Nephi, in the Book of Mormon, that records a vision of the primary events of the New Testament in what would be the early 5th century BC.

    FWIW, I believe it.

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  67. Not faith. Truth! by getuid() · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And the truth is: the bible is a collectionof stories. You just don't read the bible as if it were a history manual, or some kind of unfallible transcription of PureTruth(tm)...

    Let's look at the old and the new testament separately, shall we?

    The old testament is a *typical* collection of short stories -- just like the ones you probably use to buy in your local book store.

    But why is it so ... "holy", then?

    It's the origin and original purpose of the stories that make them... well, worth a reading :-) (Is this what "holy" means? Who knows... who cares.) You have to know that 3-3.5k of years ago, people in the middle east were mostly nomades. They wandered from place to place. Few of them were educated, almost none of them could write. But the more intelligent of them gathered their share of wisdom, along the years... about how to lead a life, about how to behave in a way that society (whatever their society was like) could function.

    So, what does an old wise man do before he dies? Try to teach the younger ones. Not being able to write (and knowing that the youngsters won't be able to read), the only way to teach them wisdom of life is telling them.

    Ok, so why not write down "wisdom" instead of the stories? Well, the old testament *is* full of "wisdom". Read the book of Salomon, for example... But it's also full of stories (the story of Job, for example), because of the way people back then and back there used to think... they didn't like to tell one "do this and to that to make things work", they'd rather tell one "things didn't work for me the other day, so then I did this and that, and they they worked!" and then leave it for you to do the same.

    In a nutshell: people 3.5k years ago in the middle east shared life experience and life wisdom by telling stories and passing legends around the camp fire -- stories about arguments, about wars, about ... "enlightening" experiences, aboud what they believed to be an experience of God etc. Of course, stories got exagerated, they became legend-like, but hey... that can happen to a story if it's being carried on from father to son for several hundred years :-) The key point here is that they shared life experience (and experience of what they thought to be "God") through stories.

    (As a sidenote: read the genesis once again with the information I just gave you in mind: you'll clearly notice the fact that there are at least two texts having been mixed up that actually make up the genesis as we read it ... you clearly notice two different wrinting styles, belonging to two different authors. And there are even some passages that seem to repeat and/or contradict, further supporting the fact that a third author/redactor carefully put together some kind of a "Genesis" story from bits & pieces of information that he could find on the topic... a "Genesis" story that could possibly explain the origin of the world back then.)

    Well, at some point, some guy decided to write down a besf-of collection those stories. *That* became the old testament. More or less... :-)

    New testament.

    The oldest evanghelium of the new testament was written sometime 70 AD, and the youngest one around 300 AD. So most of the "evanghelists" were certainly not around to witness Christ. Whoever wrote the evangheliums, they gathered whatever information they could, and then put it togegher to somehow make sense.

    This would be like somebody *now* trying to write down what happened during the Civil War in USA, couple of hundreds of years ago, using nothing but information that somehow... well, just made it through to here :-)

    How would it look like? Well, there would probably be a lot of documents with official Government stamps, some letters between this general and that other general, some orders, some plans... all kinds of stuff which's genuinity could somehow be proved. We'd take all tha

  68. very poor by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

    since it makes no mention of the resurrection, which is a central part of Christian belief."

    How can anybody tell from such poor scans? There's a brownish colour cast, the text is all wobbly and the contrast is way too low. I couldn't read a bloody word of it.

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  69. Re:Oh noes! by Misanthrope · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The Buddhist suttas of the Theravada tradition would like to have a word with you.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pali_Canon

  70. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL... trolled the shit out of you guys. *pats self on back* Take your religious/non-religious beliefs elsewhere.

  71. Re:Oh noes! by the_womble · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Finding the few stupidest comments made by a group of hundreds of millions of people proves what exactly?

  72. Re:Oh noes! by Rostin · · Score: 1

    I'd like to know...

    Not very much, apparently, or you would know already. :)

    Christian apologists love this question because the answer is clear and relatively uncontroversial, at least as far as the New Testament is concerned. Just google for "new testament textual criticism" or "new testament manuscripts".

  73. That's one "religious" argument. by reiisi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And points out another point some Christians disagree on.

    Some of us believe God allows us to make mistakes. In certain special circumstances, He corrects us more carefully than in others, but, in the end, He doesn't apply force. (Impossible to force a person to be saved.) So, even in the copying and translation of the scriptures, there would be some errors.

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    1. Re:That's one "religious" argument. by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

      That depends on whether or not you're a Calvinist, but that may tick a few too many people off around here....anyway, there's also a pretty decent argument that just about anything that could be perceived as an "error" actually has a fairly decent explanation or matters little to the overall picture.

  74. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    the bible is also the most accurately kept book of all times. Whether you have faith in God or not, you'd have to admit that there are lines found on parchment dating back a millenium before christ (the dead sea scrolls), that appear verbatim in the currently accepted bible.

    Well the codex is in Greek and the Dead Sea Scrolls are in mostly in Hebrew, so is the Greek Bible or the Hebrew Bible the "currently accepted" one? Of course, the Vulgate, KJV, NIV, NASB and other bibles may have the same text in translation, but that is not the same as 'verbatim' is it?

    Interestingly, you dismiss the Quran as edited together 100 years ago (ignoring that there are far older examples of the text in existence), yet claim the bible is 2000 years old, omitting to mention that the KJV only dates back to 1611, the modern Vulgate to 1590, the NIV to 1978, etc. Depending on which version is on their desk, many Christians' bibles could be less that 15 years old (NASB).

    I doubt there is anyone today using a faithful reproduction of the 2000 year old text as their bible.

  75. Re:Oh noes! by mgblst · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The bible has a secure claim of being the oldest preserved book

    Ok fair enough, but imagine of instead of some fairytales, we had a history book. Imagine how great that would be.

    Well we are MORE certain about the bible being unchanged than we are about that little event actually having had place.

    Really? I mean, those MILLIONS of people involved have made records. (I can read my grandfathers diary, for instance) There are newspapers from the time. There are literally millions of DIFFERENT sources all describing the event in different ways. There are photos. How can you possibly make this statement?

  76. Re:Oh noes! by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 5, Informative

    Actually it is both in Latin and in Greek, and arameic, and hebrew, and ... The versions that were accepted as bible were initally spread with greek and latin versions of the same text on facing pages, or only the latin text.

    You are correct that greek is the original language of the bible (well actually a syrian arameic dialect for most of the bible, but most of the new testament was indeed originally written down in greek), but the versions that were actually used were latin, not greek.

    Latin is certainly the language of the bible, despite the book being originally written in greek. And the bible and the church were the main motivation, and the main people for the renaissense to push latin as a language.

    For comparison, muslims use an arabic quran. However the quran was written in kufic script of a southern arameic dialect, which has long been a dead language that noone has understood for more than a millenium, and even an arabic linguist would not be able to read the few orignal verses that remain, nor can you learn either arameic or kufic anywhere in the islamic world (google "christopher luxenberg" for the description of someone who actually tries to understand it). Arameic and arabic are of the same family, but then again so are English and Parsi (example farsi site)

  77. Re:Oh noes! by ivano · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    So how did the creation story (both of them) come to be in it, because if God actually told someone then that would also be in the Bible too. No?

  78. Re:Oh noes! by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    According to that site, the oldest version still in existence was written down in 1877. Hardly compares to the bible's > 2000 years.

  79. Re:Oh noes! by MickLinux · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wow, are you right! Why, if the Codex' Gospel of Mark was written in the 4th Century BCE as the headline says, then they had three centuries to revise it before the events even happened!

    As it is, I (a Christian) do not intend to get very upset about this... much of the Bible does not speak of the resurrection, though much of it does.

    Even Christ had to point out some of the finer points to the Sadduccees (God is a God of the living, not the dead; but says "I AM the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob" to Moses. Therefore, they must be living.)

    Aside from that, conspiracy theorists always go over the deep end, making much out of nothing. Anti-Christian conspiracy theorists are no different.

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  80. Book burning by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 5, Informative

    This news is great, we could actually see one of the oldest copies around. Part of me truly wonders how many more manuscripts (religious or not) would have been available today if people back then don't have the habit of burning every piece of paper they dislike.

    Religious book burnings are only part of it. Try to imagine what went up in smoke when the great library of Alexandria burned (mostly as a result of warfare). Modern archeologists and historians find it hard to even contemplate that loss. Fortunately, once in a while we do get very, very, lucky:

    • Dead Sea Scrolls, we all know this one.
    • Nag Hammadi library, a cache of mainly religious texts.
    • Gospel of Judas, this find has sparked some interesting debate to say the least.
      The Oxyrhynchus papyri, not religious texts and much of the material was mundane public and private stuff like invoices, edicts and tax records but valuable to archeologists.
      The Villa of the Papyri, IMHO by far one of the most spectacular discoveries yet. Much of it seems to consist of Epicurean texts but who knows what else is in there. The lost works of some of the great ancient historians and scientists? One can hope...

    There are probably quite a few more such finds that deserve mention. Book burning and generally all efforts to suppress and destroy written material, be it religious or secular, are among of the worst manifestations of ignorance. We are fortunate that once in a while the efforts of these zealots and vandals are undone.

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    1. Re:Book burning by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If there is one thing as a species we are really good at..... it's ignorance.

      The hateful and oppressive will always outnumber the pacifistic and enlightened.

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    2. Re:Book burning by Fri13 · · Score: 1

      And on year 2545 humans are thinking what kind loss it was when internet collapsed because of P2P and Microsoft. They try to study the remaining 5½ floppies or few USB sticks but they are too simple for their machines, all DVD/BR/CD disk has melted etc...

    3. Re:Book burning by indifferent+children · · Score: 1
      The hateful and oppressive will always outnumber the pacifistic and enlightened.

      Gene Roddenberry disagrees with your forward-looking statement. But then, his church is small and, like the Shakers, reproduces at a lesser rate than that population at large.

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    4. Re:Book burning by cthulu_mt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Pacifism is not a survival trait. That may give you a hint as to why you are outnumbered.

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    5. Re:Book burning by BECoole · · Score: 1

      Sure, we lost a lot of great works to book burning, at least at Alexandria. But of the purposeful acts that destroyed manuscripts, I'd have to say that recycling took a far greater toll.

      Paper and parchment was expensive in the ancient world so people would simply erase works they couldn't translate and reuse the paper for their own manuscripts or records.

    6. Re:Book burning by Riven.exe · · Score: 1

      Book burning is not the worst that can happen. Burning of the books and burial of the scholars on the other hand: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_books_and_burying_of_scholars

    7. Re:Book burning by abstract+daddy · · Score: 0

      Pacifism is an absolutely terrible ideology.

    8. Re:Book burning by sm62704 · · Score: 3, Funny

      If there is one thing as a species we are really good at..... it's ignorance.

      That was a truly ignorant statement. As ignorant as humans are, all evidence points to the fact that we are far more knowledgable than any other species on the planet.

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    9. Re:Book burning by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The libraries at Alexandria burned down due to rioting and internal strife, not due to external threat of war. It was during a period of battle between different sects of Christianity, when so-called Christians (you know, "thou shalt not kill?") were murdering each other in the streets over the nature of God - what is now the "Holy Trinity", a design for God that was hammered out by men at the first Council of Nicea. Since that day, if you don't believe that Jesus is both fully human and fully divine, you are a heretic. The jury is still out on who started putting torches to libraries, but the evidence is as good that it was Christian mobs as anything else.

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    10. Re:Book burning by Kajukenbo · · Score: 1

      "Only a warrior chooses pacifism; others are condemned to it."

      If your only weapon is pacifism then the "hateful and oppressive" will have an easy time of decimating your ranks.
      Sometimes you have to fight for what you believe in.

      "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." - Edmund Burke

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    11. Re:Book burning by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Pacifism is not a survival trait. That may give you a hint as to why you are outnumbered.

      So by your argument, why isn't he extinct?

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    12. Re:Book burning by LGagnon · · Score: 1

      That's not true. Humans, as social animals, survive well because we work together as societies. If we just killed and didn't try to work together, we'd be wiped out.

    13. Re:Book burning by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      or few USB sticks

      USB sticks aren't really suitable for permanent archive anyway; I heard somewhere that the data on them could be expected to last around ten years.

      but they are too simple for their machines

      If their machines are so much smarter than ours, then they'll likely be smart enough to be able to figure out how to read them. This just smacks of the usual half-baked "OMG! Digital media will mean the late-20th/early-21st century will be an informational black hole." Bollocks it will; we're collecting exponentially increasing amounts of information, and even if 99.9% of it disappears, we'll still leave behind vastly more remnants than we did from previous ages. And (this is aimed at those naysayers in general) they *will* be able to read JPGs, for fuck's sake!

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    14. Re:Book burning by CountBrass · · Score: 1

      So what you are saying is that man is sinful. Wow what an insight.

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  81. Re:Oh noes! by tgd · · Score: 1

    The fact that moderators on here moderated your post "Interesting" and not the "Funny" it was clearly intended may be the most frightening thing I've seen in recent memory on Slashdot.

    Unless its subtle additional humor, in which case jolly good show moderators!

  82. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And then you can go to check just some english versions and see the differences for yourself (I suggest starting with the song of songs). After this, the most accurately kept book of all times doesn't seem that accurate.

  83. WTF?!? by ActusReus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you believe WWI happened ? Well we are MORE certain about the bible being unchanged than we are about that little event actually having had place.

    The fact that somebody actually got modded +5 for questioning the occurrence of World War I has certainly given ME faith in miracles.

  84. Re:CE not BCE by IrquiM · · Score: 1

    Well, you know how the virgin birth came to be?

    The two gospels mentioning this, was based on a prediction from an even older, hebrew book from the old testament, and they just translated a word meaning "young woman" to "virgin" by mistake. All it said was that the son of god would be born by a young woman.

    Now, how do the Catholic church cope with the fact that the virgin mother is a typo?

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  85. Re:Oh noes! by JerryLs · · Score: 1

    Because it was copied word for word. It was not "rewritten."

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  86. Re:Oh noes! by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

    Really? I mean, those MILLIONS of people involved have made records. (I can read my grandfathers diary, for instance) There are newspapers from the time. There are literally millions of DIFFERENT sources all describing the event in different ways. There are photos. How can you possibly make this statement?

    I think you will agree that there are first and foremost at best a few tnes of thousand sources for WWI, not millions by far.

    Furthermore there are dozens of sources mentioning Jesus Christ (it's first-hand accounts that are in really short supply), and given that there were much, much less capable writers 2000 years ago than 80 years ago, one would at least consider them equal.

    And there are also a few thousand historical sources, both Christian and otherwise (Tacitus, Suetonus, Pliny the younger, Lucian, Philo, Josephus, ...) mentioning Jesus Christ, and referencing the gospels, most of those can of course easily be dismissed as fabrications (I only named reliable sources), but then again so can a lot of WWI sources. The bible is one of those sources that can be shown to have been written by people that have been proven to have been in Israel at more-or-less the right time (and consists of a lot of books), and is by far the most reliably preserved of those sources.

  87. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Do you believe WWI happened ? Well we are MORE certain about the bible being unchanged than we are about that little event actually having had place."

    So the archived film footage of World War I was fake? The many people that died? The fact that it occurred within living memory and that there are people still alive that were around when WWI was occurring?

    Sure, I trust the 2000 years of conflicting opinions of a fairytale way more than something that destroyed so many lives only 90 years ago....

  88. Just your luck by rodney+dill · · Score: 1

    ... not to get a Christian Moderator to mark you flamebait... just what are the chances of that at Slashdot. Uh... Whazzat? 99.99999%

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  89. It *does* mention the resurrection. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It certainly does mention the resurrection! See the Book of Isaiah.

    1. Re:It *does* mention the resurrection. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  90. Re:Oh noes! by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    NT= No Thanks?

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  91. Re:Oh noes! by Swampash · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    And then you realize that -oops- the bible is also the most accurately kept book of all times.

    Wrong.

    you'd have to admit that there are lines found on parchment dating back a millenium before christ (the dead sea scrolls)

    Wrong.

    that appear verbatim in the currently accepted bible

    Wrong.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Sea_Scrolls

    If I had to nominate something as a candidate for "most accurately-kept ancient text" I'd probably go for something like G. Julius Caesar's Commentaries on the Gallic Wars, which are so well-known that they are a standard text in first-year Latin classes, but that's probably a reflection of my own areas of familiarity.

    Do Americans still have first-year Latin classes? I guess it's probably been superseded by "cheerleading" or something like that.

  92. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to know how the truly religious cope the fact that the book they read today has been rewritten over and over and perverted so many times that it can hardly reflect what was 'supposed' to be there.

    Hah. Wait until they find out about this one and the number of early Christians who were killed to suppress it, along with other 'lost' gospels.

  93. Re:Oh noes! by ivano · · Score: 1
    The web site you refer to is a bit biased. Since one can easily "translate" the text if one already knows what they want it translated too.

    But again what does this prove? That it's holy?

    Like has been said before: the Christian God would be happy (based on the sort of other prayers the Christian God answers) to give someone their arm, or leg, back after it was amputated. But this has NEVER EVER happened. http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/

    So the Christian God (or what you believe it to be) is willing to help your local football team win, but not give an arm back to a devote Christian.

    Seems like chance to me.

  94. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    it means, that the rough parts of translation were made in such a right sense, that it kind of reflects the original meaning.

    "Inspired" in religious terms generally means something along the lines of "channeling": God Himself came down and wrote the translation through the author's hands.

  95. This would be funny... by mario_grgic · · Score: 1

    if it weren't true. But unfortunately there are people out there who think exactly like that.

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    1. Re:This would be funny... by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

      And they're in the VAST minority. King-James-Onlyists are NOT part of the evangelical mainstream. Some practically hold the translation up as an "idol" as it were.

  96. theologically correct, not historically accurate by misanthrope101 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The New Testament is a collection of what were considered the best sources available: mostly books and letters.

    They weren't the "best sources available." They chose the books that supported a particular set of theological views. They destroyed the rest that they could find, and persecuted the sects that held different views. Historical accuracy was the objective.

  97. argh, dang typos by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1

    I meant "historical accuracy was not the objective." It's always nice to contradict yourself in the last sentence.

    1. Re:argh, dang typos by VorpalRodent · · Score: 1
      I interpreted your statement, with the typo, to have the same meaning. If I destroy competing historical records, I've managed to ensure that all existing historical records are consistent.

      Therefore, because everyone that remains agrees, they must be historically accurate.

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  98. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ughm.. last i checked there was a written copy of the qur'an dating over ~1300 years ago.. that remains relatively unchanged. the only changes made were accent marks to help new comers to arabic pronounce and pick out words whereas native speakers would be easily able to decipher words based on context.

    there are very old copies of the qur'an.. one of the originals is in uzbekistan.. you can ask karimov why he's not allowing it to be digitized/scanned like this bible version. i'm sure it will be a matter of time before it will be scanned and placed online.

    it seems more like your replies are attempting to convince yourself, rather than others, of the supremacy of christian literature.. let me clue you in on something.

    its all bullshit.

  99. Re:CE not BCE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Now, how do the Catholic church cope with the fact that the virgin mother is a typo?

    Virgin Birth merely means the first child born to a (young) woman.

    Are you confusing the Virgin Birth with the Immaculate Conception?

    I'm not a catholic, but AFAIK the catholic church is not confused about this.

  100. Re:Oh noes! by The_Noid · · Score: 1

    I think "millions" is a lot closer to the actual number then "thousends". Depending on what you call a "source" there are probably already "thousends" of photographs alone. Considering that there where about 20 million military and civilian deaths, even if only 5% of those people wrote a letter to a loved one, that's already over 1 million letters.

    Second, people referencing some old text does not make that old text any more true. The fact that there where only a few people that could write does not make their writing any more reliable. In fact, it makes it less reliable. The fewer people you have to "convert" the more likely it is you will succeed and the more likely it is that you will try.

    The bible may be one of the oldest books around, but that does not say anything about the reliability of it's contents. Especially considering we're dealing with religion.

  101. Re:Oh noes! by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1

    And then you realize that -oops- the bible is also the most accurately kept book of all times

    So Jesus WAS born of a virgin, was he? Or was that a young woman? Or don't mistranslations count as errors? Do you think that may be kind of important?

  102. Let's not get inflammatory, but... by TheLivingPie · · Score: 1

    I would like to point out that this text could not have come from 400 BCE and contain the Gospel of Mark. Did the author intend to say 400 CE? I am curious about the errors made in this stub, as well as the reaction to it. This has helped me realize some of the shortcomings of the Slashdot perspective of the world.

  103. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "neither the vedas nor the quran can claim even 100 years of constant text"

    by contrast? there have been countless versions of the Bible, each with varying interpretations. Some could argue the Qur'an, while being subject to controversy over interpretation, had a more reliable text as it remained in the original language it was written in.

    Im sure the Quran has been edited, however to argue which has been edited more or less is useless and the point of which is irrelevant.

    People from every faith should remain respectful of those from other faiths and accept what others believe, not as their own, by as a belief.

  104. Re:Oh noes! by g4b · · Score: 1

    the sad truth is, that everybody can read everything as they want to. in the sadest cases reading is mostly not included anymore.

    when i say "wrong reading" i mean spiritual things, personal things, not people who try to justify their actions with texts. because on that level, you dont have to read it wrong anyway, you dont read it at all. you believe that your actions are right, and would see anywhere anything confirming it. you use the bible, as you could use any book, however, the bible is a better tool because it is old and people do know it.
    citing from hindu texts to scare them, or justify yourself, just does not work that well.

    but certain quotes in the bible may shock a believer (on a personal level), or he interpretes them in a wrong fashion, is puzzled by them - it is good if there are people who can actually go into detail on those.
    a word-translation bears the additional danger of being read in a wrong sense, because your words mean a different thing in your personal and modern language. (there is not just english inspired versions)

    but that goes far too much into detail, and i dont have time to debate about such things. mostly, i just wanted to clear up, that inspired does not mean, the book translation is somewhat superior, as if angels would have whispered in their ears while translating (i dont say they didnt, i simply dont care), and so it is more holy, or something. it is just more "inspirational" for a modern reader.

  105. No Mention in fragments? by aapold · · Score: 1

    So its big controversy is that something is not mentioned in the "remaining fragments"? There would then presumably much that is said in the non-remaining fragments, no?

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  106. 2000 years? Rubbish... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    The Bible definitely underwent a major edit at the hands of Constantine and the original version labeled as "apocrypha" and suppressed.

    That's definitely less than 200 years ago ans I'm sure there's more knowledgeable people than me who can come up with better examples.

    Most of the old testament books clearly have multiple authors (different writing styles, different words for "god" from one chapter to the next, etc).

    At most you can claim the bible is about 1500 years old and even then there's big differences between the various translations.

    So... there's a 1500 year-old Bible and then there's things like The Iliad and The Odyssey from the eighth or ninth century BC.

    Which is older?

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    1. Re:2000 years? Rubbish... by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      Even though there are various historical versions of the Bible, the version used as a basis for basically all modern versions is the "textus receptus" from erasmus, created in 1516.

      That text (in greek) matches letter-for-letter with a (admittedly small) 150 AD source, that was almost destroyed by muslims in Cairo, and was originally looted when they burned constantinople.

      So we're 100% sure that the current bible is translated from a greek source of the complete bible that was put down in 1516 AD, which matches letter-for-letter (even the spacing between the characters matched, but hey who's nitpicking ?) with a small-part-of-the-bible source that dates back to 150AD.

      So at the very least (without any faith in the church) you can rest assured that the translation of the gospel of John that you buy in any bookstore dates back to 150AD without ANY insertions or deletions since that time.

    2. Re:2000 years? Rubbish... by saforrest · · Score: 1

      Even though there are various historical versions of the Bible, the version used as a basis for basically all modern versions is the "textus receptus" from erasmus, created in 1516.

      The Wikipedia article on the Textus Receptus does not paint a glowing picture of unimpeachable historicity for the text. I can't figure out which 150 AD text you're referring to. If however it was incomplete, what does it prove that the existing fragments do match? It says nothing about the other parts.

      And in any case we have the potential problem of circular logic, if Erasmus used this Greek original fragment or some derivative of it as a source. If he did, the fragmentary portions may be solid because of the age of first attestation, but the provenance of the remaining portions is unknown.

    3. Re:2000 years? Rubbish... by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      Isn't that what I'm saying ? It is not possible to attest for the full text dating back.

      However, 400 years after it was written down, it was found to match a random piece that was retrieved from a 150AD bible letter-for-letter.

      Which obviously does not "prove" any other letter is necessarily correct. However, given that erasmus did not know that this paper would be found, nor which section it is, provides a great amount of confidence that it does indeed fully match.

      It's like having a "copy" of a BMW in the year 5000 and then, say, during some excavation they find a transmission casing of a BMW. It is found to match the copy's transmission casing to within tolerances of 1 micrometer.

      Obviously this does not prove that the "copy" actually looks like a BMW. However it does "give a great amount of confidence" that it does indeed match the looks of the BMW to within similar tolerances.

      Welcome to history. I doubt you're going to like what exactly is considered "proof" in historical contexts.

      But yes, you're obviously correct. Just because 100 letters match perfectly, does not mean the other ones do. By contrast I would like to make the point that, by comparison, for the quran, it is a certainty that there isn't even 1 single letter that matches (because the claimed "original" is a translation made after the original language had been dead for over 500 years), and it's "unchangedness" is accepted on wikipedia without question.

    4. Re:2000 years? Rubbish... by saforrest · · Score: 1

      However, 400 years after it was written down, it was found to match a random piece that was retrieved from a 150AD bible letter-for-letter.

      Okay, it wasn't clear to me from your previous post that the 150 AD texts had been recently found (or, at least, found after Erasmus' time) and thus provided somewhat more objective validation of his text.

      By contrast I would like to make the point that, by comparison, for the quran, it is a certainty that there isn't even 1 single letter that matches (because the claimed "original" is a translation made after the original language had been dead for over 500 years), and it's "unchangedness" is accepted on wikipedia without question.

      Well, a few points in response to this:
      1) A cursory read of Qu'ran and Origin and development of the Qur'an does not bear out this description. There's a reasonable portrayal of scholarly debate about whether Uthman's version of the Qu'ran can be accepted as genuine, and the statement that "The oldest existing copy of the full text is from the ninth century." Nowhere have I found an unqualified assertion that the Qu'ran has not changed since Mohammed's time.

      2) This "original language" which had been dead for 500 years... I assume you're referring to classical Arabic? I don't know much about Arabic, but I'm sure it underwent quite a bit of change between Mohammed's time and the ninth century (300 years later), as it had become a major language of scholarship, trade, and imperial administration. But I understand the more ancient form of the language to be intercomprehensible with the Arabic of the Umayyad caliphate, so it doesn't seem fair to regard the older form as a "dead language".

      Even though no one today speaks like Shakespeare, his language is not "dead" to us as English speakers; it won't be dead until it needs to be translated to be understood. That said, I wouldn't necessarily trust a modernized Shakespeare to effectively convey the impressions of the original, so your point about the importance of original language stands.

      3) If the Qu'ran being expressed in the original language is so terribly important, doesn't this argument come back to bite the New Testament? Jesus was by all accounts an Aramaic or Hebrew speaker, yet much of his recorded words are in Greek.

    5. Re:2000 years? Rubbish... by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      1) they portray the quran as coming from a single source, even though the compilation of it selected 2000 verses out of a collection of over 250000 verses.

      That means there were at the very least 125 different versions of the quran, assuming that none had the slightest overlap. Assuming 70% average overlap between different versions you'd need over 375 different versions of the quran to start with.

      2) the quran is not in arabic. It's in Syrian Arameic written down in kufic script (kufic has 16 letters, does not have vowels, and there is no uniform translation to arabic possible)

      3) where exactly in the new testament do you find Jesus' own words ? When I read the text I find accounts written by the apostles, who very much spoke greek, which was the widely used language in Israel around 20-30AD. There are a few pieces of text that claim to be closer to the literal text that are known, and they are indeed available (some partially) in arameic, should you wish to read them in their original form. However Christians don't claim that these are guaranteed 100% accurate. However, that's perhaps 50 lines of text total.

      The point of the new testament is describing, even from different perspectives, the example that was Jesus Christ. His acts, and your own assessment of the principles that guided them are more important than the exact words. Or at least that's what I was taught at a catholic college, and I do believe that's the "official position" of the vatican. They do not claim the bible to be the "literal" word of God, the way muslims claim that, but the bible is claimed to be the example and the guidance that was given by God to humankind. If you actually read the book you will immediately see that it is not possible to see that book as the literal word of God, but the story of mankind, and an account of the participation by God in that story. God is claimed to be the inspiration for the bible, not the author.

      The quran, by contrast, is a sequence of literal orders and "facts" (such as the order for muslims to say that semen is being produced in the kidneys, that god sits in a comfy chair somewhere in the ocean, or the order to state that the earth is a cloth spread out, pegged to something with mountains, that the sun sets in a muddy lake near a Jewish village). And yes, they don't actually know what most of the sentences mean, and there are a few small regions that are exceptions. If you don't accept that the quran is the literal word of allah, the entirety of the book becomes meaningless. It cannot seriously be interpreted on any meaningful level anymore than direct orders from a general can be interpreted.

  107. Re:Oh noes! by MightyYar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do Americans still have first-year Latin classes?

    They got rid of it just before they did away with Pompous 101.

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  108. Re:Oh noes! by TornCityVenz · · Score: 1

    It's amazing to me that so many intelligent people who have such interest in physics, astrology, science, quantum theroy and the like...do not see the universe as as testiment to God... The more I learn the more I see. God is in the details.

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  109. Re:Oh noes! by BlackPignouf · · Score: 1

    Sorry about that, but this guy clearly didn't mean to be funny... and that's just frightening in itself. :(

  110. as a Muslim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Presumably you prefer "dhimmi" with it's ideology of submission under pain of death.

    As a non-Muslim please correct any error here: Mohammed is the ultimate model of Islam, no? So to be the best Muslim you need to emulate him as closely as possible. Murder the infidel, or take taxes off them if you get bored doing that. Forcibly "marry" yourself to young girls that kind of thing?

  111. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "arameic"

    LOL. You don't have a fucking clue what you're on about. While we're on the subject why do you capitalize some languages, not capitalize others and do some part of the time?

  112. Re:Oh noes! by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All the oldest writings the find are only parts of the bible, most often in different languages ranging from greek, latin, vulgar latin, hebrew and aramaic and the like.

    For anyone studying the bible from a non-religious perspective, it is obvious that the bible is a patchwork of stories written by different individuals at different times in different languages.

    Some of these stories made the final cut, some did not and were forgotten, while others live on as semi-official religious works (I'm not sure of the correct term in english, but in university I studied a great work that tells about Jesus going to hell to pick up all the persons there who couldn't have known about the true belief because he did not yet spread it).

    If you have been raised with a certain translation as reference and the notion that this is the word of god, I can imagine that accepting that god delivered his words piecemeal through different individuals and that some other individuals decided what was his word and what was not can be quite confronting.

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  113. Re:Oh noes! by jcr · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As it happens, I have a friend who was a believer, so much so that he learned Hebrew, Greek, and Aramaic so that he could read older versions. He ended up concluding that the translators had done so much revising that if god existed, he would have prevented the distortion.

    He's a happy atheist today.

    -jcr

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  114. Oldest complete NT manuscript by lee+n.+field · · Score: 1
    But not oldest manuscript, by far. The oldest known manuscript fragment dates back to ~125 A.D.

    The guy to read on this is the late Bruce Metzger.

  115. Re:Oh noes! by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

    "It's too risky for anybody to translate that [The Bible] into other languages. Mistakes can creep in... and that can lead to heresy. True Christians should only read English."

    Reminds me of the Red Dwarf episode, where Rimmer explains that a typo in a copy of the bible meant that a whole community was hopping on Sunday instead of hoping on Sunday.

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  116. Re:Oh noes! by Broken+scope · · Score: 2, Informative

    I thought Landover baptist was a parody site?

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  117. Re:Oh noes! by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

    Actually, Biblical scholars make similar arguments that you have - different authors writing different stories that rarely contradict (and don't contradict where it particularly matters). The passage you talk about is referenced in II Peter, but you may be talking of a bit of a longer work.

  118. The Odyssey ... The Iliad ...nearly 3000 years by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    The ancient Greek texts are also a lot less politically sensitive so they're less likely to have been meddled with.

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  119. Oh, the irony! AKA Whats wrong with using AD/BC? by postermmxvicom · · Score: 1

    It is humourous that they used BCE incorrectly. Especially since it is in reference to a story about Christianity. Ha! I bet the writer would not have made this mistake if he had used the AD/BC notation. The CE / BCE always comes across to me as elite - why change a standard? What's wrong with AD and BC?

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  120. How do you know? by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There was no Jesus. No history books cover any of the biblical crap other than the bible, which is hardly trusted reference material. You'd think many scholars would have documents all the magic your mythical Jesus was performing on a regular basis. You would expect some of those documents to have survived, seeing as we have masses of older material. No, nothing exists. It never happened, stop pretending your sill wishful thinking was real. Believe in whatever crap you like, just stop pretending it was real.

    First of all, I'm an agnostic leaning towards atheism. I don't think Jesus was anything special, but I do think that _a_ man called Jesus might have existed. If nothing else because it was such a common name, that it's akin to saying that a Russian called Ivan must have existed. At any rate, you know, keep your canned speeches about "wishful thinking" for when they actually apply. Or was it too hard to come up with some original thought?

    Second, this is such a monumental stupidity that it still cracks me up.

    Get this: we don't have all documents and records from back then. In fact, we have only a small fraction. We don't even know half the commanders of the legions, or half the consuls of, say, the Gaul Empire (which was actually a bunch of provinces which rebelled and split up their own piece of the Roman Empire), or half the governors (e.g., who the heck _was_ governor of Britannia after Agricola?) You know, important people. But it was lost anyway.

    A lot of records were destroyed in the warfare. A lot simply rotted away in some ruins. A lot were destroyed by the christian monks who erased old scrolls and wrote new stuff over them. Some even took it as an act of purification to destroy the heathen writings and write some copy of the Bible on that parchment instead.

    So, pray tell, what kind of madness or idiocy makes you think that we'd absolutely have the records about every single unimportant John Doe? Because that's what's required to claim that lack of records proves non-existence.

    No, seriously. We don't know anything about most of the _citizens_ of the Empire. What makes you think you can take lack of records about a John Doe as confirmation that it didn't exist?

    For the Romans, Jesus was a John Doe. Just another non-citizen nutter who spoke against the Emperor and was nailed for it. Business as usual. According to Roman law, they didn't even have to grant a proper trial to a non-citizen, he could be executed on any whim of the governor or a military commander. Pilat wasn't even required to note anywhere that he had him executed. But again, even if you want to believe he did, we lost more important stuff in those 2000 years.

    So basically, to cut it short, what you're doing there is just a pretentious kind of the Argument From Ignorance fallacy. Not knowing something doesn't automatically make it false.

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    1. Re:How do you know? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Christianity only became more or less mainstream about 1700 years ago, when it was selected among dozens of other religions by a Roman emperor to be a useful tool. At that point it didn't matter whether any of it was true at all, it became a political tool, just the way it is today. I don't know if this particular Jesus existed, but I wouldn't be surprised if 'he' was a completely fictional character created by combining information about many different events and people and assigning them to one person.

    2. Re:How do you know? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I don't think Jesus was anything special, but I do think that _a_ man called Jesus might have existed.

      You're entitled to think that, but in the absence of any evidence to suggest it outside of a collection of works which are all related and many of which were written based on the others in the collection, there is no evidence that he actually existed.

      For the Romans, Jesus was a John Doe. Just another non-citizen nutter who spoke against the Emperor and was nailed for it. Business as usual.

      But that's not true at all! Jesus made major political waves and was almost certainly seen as a figure to be discredited. The Romans put an inordinate amount of effort into killing the guy (if he existed, of course...) and vastly more people turned out to be involved in his execution than was normal.

      EVERY supposed historical account of Jesus' existence is based on hearsay. The man built a major political movement by just walking around and talking. I'm fairly certain they'd have recorded his existence and his death pretty well.

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    3. Re:How do you know? by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

      [Tangent] "First of all, I'm an agnostic leaning towards atheism." Do you ->have- a belief in gods? If no, you're an atheist. Agnostic is not atheist-lite, it's not a spectrum. A Venn Diagram of atheists and agnostics would be an almost complete overlap. Agnostic pertains to knowledge, atheism pertains to belief (which are not the same thing). Infinite faith is not knowledge. One either knows, or does not. One can't know something that is untrue/uproven, they can merely believe it. One cannot know that the sum of the angles of a triangle is 190 degrees. They can think it, they can believe it, but they don't know it. i don't know if there are gods(or not), so i'm agnostic. i hold a belief in gods, so i'm also atheist. imho, all but the dead are agnostic, some of us are just more willing to admit it. None of us know.

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    4. Re:How do you know? by firewrought · · Score: 1

      "First of all, I'm an agnostic leaning towards atheism." Do you ->have- a belief in gods? If no, you're an atheist. Agnostic is not atheist-lite, it's not a spectrum.

      Your technical distinction between the terms "atheist" and "agnostic" do not reflect the general understanding of the population and includes a large number of epistimological assumptions. This is a problem because you've actively decided not to understand what the guy was saying and instead wasted breath trying to pigeonhole him into your specific terminology. For the rest of us, "agnostic leaning towards atheism" does indeed refer to some region of that nebulous spectrum (one might say "continuum" or "n-space") of ideas about what's going on with this world.

      One cannot know that the sum of the angles of a triangle is 190 degrees.

      Once a belief system concludes that knowledge is impossible, it ceases to be relevant. Besides, the interior angles of a triangle sum to 180 degrees.

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    5. Re:How do you know? by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      For the Romans, Jesus was a John Doe. Just another non-citizen nutter who spoke against the Emperor and was nailed for it.

      Not even that; he was (presuming the accuracy of the accounts we have in the Bible, which is the only record on which to judge) inconvenient to the local mucky-muck's whose cooperation made it practical for Rome to peacably administer the Empire, and was executed merely out of expediency, not because he spoke out against the Emperor or the Empire.

    6. Re:How do you know? by wmelnick · · Score: 1

      You might want to check out the Jewish writer Josephus. He independently correlates that Jesus did in fact live.

  121. Re:Oh noes! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Just a question ... mere conjecture really ... why do people still learn latin ?

    I'm told by a reliable source that it's still spoken in Brazil, Argentina and several countries in the region.

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  122. My question is by I7D · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will it blend?

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  123. Hahahahha!!! by marco.antonio.costa · · Score: 1

    Nietzsche would laugh SO hard. :)

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    1. Re:Hahahahha!!! by PRMan · · Score: 1

      If he weren't dead... while God is still living...

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    2. Re:Hahahahha!!! by marco.antonio.costa · · Score: 1

      If he weren't dead... while god's been dead longer...

      There, fixed that for you. :)

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  124. Re:Oh noes! by eltaco · · Score: 1

    Are you telling me, with a straight face, that this site isn't a troll-site? I've only been perusing it a few minutes and can't stop cracking up. I love the "Straight 4 Jesus! (Back Door Christians)" sub-forum.

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  125. Re:Oh noes! by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

    There are people who do believe that the King James version is the "inspired" Word of God. I don't fully understand why would they consider a translation the "inspired" one.

    Dude, if the King James was good enough for the Apostle Paul, it's good enough for me!

    Part of me truly wonders how many more manuscripts (religious or not) would have been available today if people back then don't have the habit of burning every piece of paper they dislike.

    I'm curious... Is your perception that book-burnings were common an accurate reflection of reality? Might be, might not be... But does your perception come from positive knowledge of common practices, or is it simply a popular assumption?

  126. Re:Oh noes! by unkiereamus · · Score: 1

    No, no, no. Cheerleading is much too active, the kids might not turn out obese if we let them do that. Latin 1 was replaced by television appreciation.

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  127. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem.

    *Bonk*

  128. Re:Oh noes! by Anomalous+Cowbird · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Christians -- at least, English-speaking Christians -- seem to be alone among the world's major religions in relying exclusively upon translations of their sacred texts. Muslims believe that one can truly understand the Koran only in the original Arabic; Jews are instructed in Hebrew in their youth; Hindus learn Sanskrit in order to read the Bhagavad Gita and other writings. But among Christians, only scholars and specialists have even the slightest knowledge of the Greek in which the New Testament is written.

    Curious . . . .

  129. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See the next comment on the same parent...

  130. Re:Oh noes! by Errtu76 · · Score: 1

    Do Americans still have first-year Latin classes? I guess it's probably been superseded by "cheerleading" or something like that.

    They do, actually. One of the first texts they have to learn is Lorem Ipsum. Which i'm told is a much more accurately-kept ancient text than even Ceasar's!

  131. Slashdot vs the bible by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

    Sadly, the bible is more accurate than slashdot. You'd think copy/pasting news blurbs wouldn't leave much room for error, yet most slashdot stories are old news, dupes, have incorrect/misleading titles, summaries with factual errIgnoors, or quotes taken out of context.

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  132. Worse still would be by jonwil · · Score: 1

    if the books they found (and based their religion on) was "the collected works of George Lucas"

    1. Re:Worse still would be by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      Worse still would be if the books they found (and based their religion on) was "the collected works of George Lucas"

      Ahhh yes, the age-old rift between that Haninites and the Greedites...

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    2. Re:Worse still would be by Myrddin+Wyllt · · Score: 1

      Also been done, as evidenced by 390,000 Brits stating their religion as 'Jedi' in the 2001 census.

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  133. Re:Oh noes! by cjsm · · Score: 1

    Well, actually, modern Bibles use the oldest Greek and Hebrew manuscripts to corroborate and correct the text of the older Bibles, such as the King James and Douay-Rheims (or Latin Vulgate). The best of today's translations are the most accurate ever. That being said, some translations will interpret passages, and slant the translation to fit in with a particular theological point of view (under the excuse of 'this is what the verse really means'). This happens mainly in the apocalypses, and it is a relatively minor problem, affecting only a small number of verses. And of course a more accurate translation of any slanted verse can always be found in other translations.

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  134. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who do you mean? Nazis?

  135. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A mere toddler compared to the Egyptian Book of The Dead's near 5000 years.

  136. All you need to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    1. The Codex Sinaiticus has been corrected by so many hands that it affords a most interesting and intricate problem to the palaeographer who wishes to disentangle the various stages by which it has reached its present condition...

    2. Tischendorf identified four different scribes who were involved writing the original text. However, as many as ten scribes tampered with the codex throughout the centuries. Tischendorf said he "counted 14,800 alterations and corrections in Sinaiticus." Alterations, more alterations, and more alterations were made, and in fact, most of them are believed to be made in the 6th and 7th centuries.

    3. There are glaring examples where one scribe had copied verses up to the end of the first, but when he looked up to his example again to continue copying, his eye fell upon the second occurrence of the phrase, from which he continued, omitting all of those words between the two occurrences of the phrase.

    4. If you are not acquainted with the Greek, you can study the alterations and changes that have come into the New Testament by Sinaiticus and Vaticanus through Westcott and Hort by getting "The Doctored New Testament"

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    1. Re:All you need to know... by megaditto · · Score: 0, Troll

      How can we believe anything said about the Bible by the guy with your user ID?

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  137. The child like faith of the geek by westlake · · Score: 1
    "it makes no mention of the resurrection"
    thats because it's a made up fairy tale and it didn't happen. it's amazing to me that everyone this day and age doesn't get this

    .

    The resurrection is in all four of these early gospel texts - meaning you didn't read beyond the summary or examine it critically. You were ready to believe what you wanted to believe.

    1. Re:The child like faith of the geek by Falconhell · · Score: 0

      I saw it written aliens had invaded the earth in four different newspaper articles so that must be true by your reasoning! I see no mention of belief, just no suspension of disbelief, a neccesity for those who "believe"in a "god".

    2. Re:The child like faith of the geek by sir+fer · · Score: 0
      who cares really?

      It is *still* a made up fairytale

      that is more important than whether a dozen copies of what amounts to an ancient version of LOTR match each other or not

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  138. Re:Oh noes! by Admiral+Ag · · Score: 1

    Awful, isn't it. The sheer persistence of religious belief is what turned me into a nihilist. If I claimed to have some other invisible sky friend who told me what to do, I'd be committed, yet religious people roam the streets and are entrusted positions of power in our societies. :(

    That's not to say they aren't perfectly nice people. In the end I just don't trust anyone who's let their reason go.

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  139. Re:Oh noes! by Phreakiture · · Score: 1

    Please bear with this non-Christian for asking a stupid question . . .

    the OP says:

    However, I've got a feeling that some people won't be happy to see it online, since it makes no mention of the resurrection, which is a central part of Christian belief.

    My question: Why would this be upsetting? Christians call the BCE period "BC" meaning "Before Christ". The text is from the fourth century BCE -- about three to four hundred years before Jesus' birth, and therefore at least that long before the resurrection. Unless the resurrection was supposed to have been foretold, then there isn't anything to get upset about, is there? Even if the resurrection was supposed to be foretold, maybe it hadn't been foretold yet at that point.

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  140. You don't have to check your brain at the door... by postermmxvicom · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...to be a Christian. Old texts go a long way to proving the authenticity of the Bible - not the other way around. Often times, after a discovery such as this one, the media gets all excited. Never mind the fact that most of these discoveries 'reveal' things already known to religious and secular scholars. Have a look in a Bible, check the footnotes. They mark passages that don't appear in all notable manuscripts. Christians don't hide this, nor do they need to.

    I have a BS in Physics from a state school (Emphasis on theory not some science-math-wimpy-education-track). I have listened to the higher criticism of the Bible as well as equally capable defenders of the faith. Those in defense of the Bible have a better case.

    Now, if you take someone who has poor logical and rhetoric skills and put them up against a professor, it is easy to make the educated side seem to have the correct position. But, that works both ways.

    Have a listen to what some well educated and well spoken men of God say in the defense of the Bible. Of course, there are charlatans, who masquerade as if they know what they are talking about and make Christianity look stupid. But, every field has those - cold fusion, anybody?

    I would suggest Ravi Zacharias rzim.org if you are looking for a modern man with excellent logical skills and comprehensive knowledge on the subject. He has Q&A sessions (often at colleges after a debate) and takes questions such as yours seriously and gives educated answers that actually address your criticism. Take a look here for the past 100 broadcasts of his 'Let My People Think' program, you might find answers to some questions you have had. If he isn't to your liking, look for another - there are many.

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  141. Re:Oh noes! by aussie_a · · Score: 1

    Do Americans still have first-year Latin classes? I guess it's probably been superseded by "cheerleading" or something like that.

    Probably. But they sound about as useful as each other though. So no great loss.

  142. Re:Oh noes! by Dr.+Tom · · Score: 1

    I thought the first person to translate the Bible into English was burned at the stake as a heretic.

  143. 400 BC = Before New Testament by dunc78 · · Score: 1

    This makes more sense to me, as I thought the bible was supposed to be the Old Testament and the New Testament. I was curious how they could have find a bible older than the new testament.

  144. Quote from 99luftballon is misleading by Bedemus · · Score: 2, Informative

    There's an error in the quote from this story. The Codex Sinaiticus doesn't have any post-resurrection stories, but it does mention the resurrection. It ends at Mark 16:8, but just two verses prior in 16:6-7 we have:

    "Don't be alarmed," he said. "You are looking for Jesus the Nazarene, who was crucified. He has risen! He is not here. See the place where they laid him. But go, tell his disciples and Peter, 'He is going ahead of you into Galilee. There you will see him, just as he told you.' "

  145. BCE is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    CE and BCE are stupid. Not only because they look alike, but because they're new. January is named after the god Janus. All words have historical references. Some we know, others we don't. The point is that we have common and accepted terms that we use. What's the point in making up new ones? We still have to learn the old. This is just creating more work and confusion, especially when the new terms look alike.

    1. Re:BCE is stupid by cashman73 · · Score: 1

      You'd think if somebody's writing an article about a Christian, religious topic, they'd use the BC/AD format anyways. I've usually only seen CE/BCE used in secular contexts, and 90% of that use is observed solely on Wikipedia,...

  146. Re:Oh noes! by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 3, Informative

    The word you want for the "semi-official" texts is "apocrypha".

  147. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your conjecture is that a god powerful enough to give men his desires in a written form and wishes them preformed by all men, but then is not foresighted or powerful enough to make sure at least the jist of what he is saying makes it through to translations into subsequent languages when he himself gave men diverse tongues early in the history recorded in that book?

  148. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I had to nominate something as a candidate for "most accurately-kept ancient text" I'd probably go for something like G. Julius Caesar's Commentaries on the Gallic Wars

    Nah. The NT documents have far better MMS support than any other comparable writing. For example, we have 10 MMS of Caesar's Gallic wars. The earliest of these dates from 900AD. This is nearly 1000 years after it was originally written.

    There are thousands of NT MMS. The earliest fragment of the gospel of John we have dates from the first half of the the second century - only 25-50 years after the book was written.

  149. Re:Oh noes! by Gallamine · · Score: 1

    "rewritten over and over"

    I believe your view is somewhat mistaken. It's only been "rewritten" once, and that's to translate it from the original language into the language you read - English, French, etc. Google " textual criticism"

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  150. Re:Oh noes! by Rubinhood · · Score: 1

    "...one can easily "translate" the text if one already knows what they want it translated too. ..."

    Is that what you think of linguists? Surely they can compare modern translations to their ancient origins better than that.

    Regarding the amputees -- I don't claim to know the answer, but God is sovereign and according to Jesus, he is leaving much of what he has for us to the next era. And while believing this takes faith, based on Jesus' character and actions, that is faith well founded.

  151. Hence Catholicism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you have an organization that stretches back over a thousand years, maintains strict records and a sizeable library, and has a hierarchy for disseminating official interpretations, the idea of being close to an inspired (and thus "correct") interpretation becomes easier to believe.

    Now I don't quite buy it myself, despite being Catholic, as I think the kind of people that get put into place in such positions of authority are no better at deciphering literary work than you and I, but I dare say they have a claim at it, more so than most religions.

    1. Re:Hence Catholicism by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      Except that the catholic church is well known to not have maintained strict records wherever it pleased them. The best-known example is probably the Donation of Constantine. (Yeah, it's Wikipedia, but anyone doubting it can do his/her own research.)

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  152. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, the 'inspired word of god' only makes sense in regard to the 'literal word of god.' If I'm not mistaken, islam believes the Qu'aran is the literal word of God. A mistake then would be severe. As a Christian, the bible is inspired. The message is important, not the words.

  153. Re:Oh noes! by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

    This happens mainly in the apocalypses, and it is a relatively minor problem, affecting only a small number of verses.

    My favorite is actually Job 12, 10. The more "literal" translations imply that every living thing has a soul, while the more theologically slanted translations go through great lengths to avoid that.

  154. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to that site, the oldest version still in existence was written down in 1877. Hardly compares to the bible's > 2000 years.

    Qur'an is entirely unchanged.

  155. Re:Oh noes! All your base are belong to us! by sm62704 · · Score: 1

    Have you ever had an instruction manual for some piece of electronic gear (or a video game) that was so badly translated that it was hard to figure out how the damned thing worked? An instruction manual that was incomplete and seemingly at odds with itself? But you got the piece of gear working anyway, and although the manual helped it was frustrating?

    The Bible is life's instruction manual. It is badly translated and at odds with itself, but it is useful. It even explains why you, an athiest, can't use it. John 8:47- " He that is of God heareth God's words: ye therefore hear them not, because ye are not of God."

    The book of Proverbs is an exemple of much wisdom. "A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels".

    "Wisdom crieth without; she uttereth her voice in the streets: She crieth in the chief place of concourse, in the openings of the gates: in the city she uttereth her words, saying, How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity? and the scorners delight in their scorning, and fools hate knowledge? Turn you at my reproof: behold, I will pour out my spirit unto you, I will make known my words unto you."

    I can attest to the fact that it is entirely correct when it says that if you consort with prostitutes, you'll spend a lot of cash. Some of my slashdot journals are about hookers (warning - most of them are NSFW). One whore stole the keys to my car, then came back in the middle of the night and stole the car. It gets mor einteresting but recounting the sad yet hilarious tale would take me offtopic, and it's already chronicled in my journals, so I won't.

    Oddly, what a lot of Christians preach isn't in the bible at all! For example, it doesn't badmouth whores, but it does badmouth pimps and adulterers.

    Sorry if this wasn't much help.

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  156. No resurrection? Do your homework. by fearsomepirate · · Score: 5, Informative

    Sinaiticus has complete resurrection accounts in Matthew, Luke, and John and the entirety of Paul's resurrection theology (e.g. Romans). It doesn't have the post-resurrection appearences in Mark (the Gospel ends right when the disciples find the empty tomb), although it does have the pre-resurrection foretellings. It's also one of the four key texts behind the Nestle-Aland Greek New Testament, which is the basis behind nearly every modern Bible translation and what ministry candidates study in most North American seminaries. The problem with many of you atheists is that you assume Christians don't do any of their own textual criticism or historical research, therefore you don't do it, either.

  157. Re:proof of god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay. Probably because I read this before I had my coffee, but does this sound, to anyone else, like the output of a MegaHAL that's been trained on a game theory text?

  158. Proof please by scotbotmosh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Can you provide your proof that the Codex Sinaiticus doesn't include the resurrection? The Codex Sinaiticus is the oldest COMPLETE Bibles that we have. Noticie it mentions complete. You can look it up for yourself and check the sources. Not to mention we have over 5,300 ancient Greek manuscript copies of the New Testament Greek (these are copies of the actual words penned by the Apostles) We have an additional 10,000 Latin vulgate, and over 9,300 early manuscript versions in Syriac, Coptic, Armenian, and Gothic totaling over 24,000 surviving manuscripts of the New Testament all of them have the resurrection. Also from those thousands of copies 85% show no varience at all. Out of the remaining 15% - 90% have NO impact on the meaning of scripture. The remaining 10% can easily be figured out within the context of the text. Bruce Metzger the worlds leading Greek Scholar ( who Also was a professor at Princeton University for over 40 years) States that the New Testament is 99.5% accurate. So if you are going to claim that something was taking out of this text you are going to have to provide some evidence. Because there are thousands of texts that seem to disagree with you. You VS. thousands. ? ? ?

    1. Re:Proof please by darjen · · Score: 1

      The oldest surviving complete version of the bible is a copy of a copy of a... 400 years after the events, and you claim it is 99.5% accurate? Even though you don't have any earlier versions? I just don't understand how that can be possible.

    2. Re:Proof please by scotbotmosh · · Score: 1

      Well your misunderstanding comes in here ( and I think I misworded something, I will reference this in a moment). While the oldest COMPLETE version of the Bible is the Codex Sinaticus, we also have thousands of copies of the New Testament that were spread accross the middle east that A) Agree with eachother and B) Agree with the Codex Sinaticus. Not to mention we have over 32,000 quotes in the early church fathers writings that were quoted out of the original Bible, which also agree with the thousands of other copies that we have. What I misworded before was that out of all of those thousands of copies (19,000-24,000) of the New Testament they are 95.5% in agreement with eachother, and that matches the New Testament that we have today. Actually after some investigation I found out that ONLY the book of Matthew in the Codex Sinaticus leaves out Matthew's post resurrection account. The other gospels Mark, Luke and John still have it. While the rest of the NT references Jesus's resurrection. So to say that it was left out ENTIRELY is not an accurate statement..as the author of this post put it. Another point to take into consideration is that the 5,000 early manuscripts that were floating around the middle East do include this record. Also the early church father Irenaeus around 180 AD (well before 350AD when the Codex Sinaticus was written)commented on the end of Mark - proving it existed before the Codex Sinaticus was written. Also Hippolytus 190-227 AD quoted from the alleged missing verses well before the Codex Sinaticus was written. The only original Bible is the one the original Hebrews/ early Christians used which we don't have today. However we do have thousands of copies of this (more copies of this than any other ancient manuscript) from these thousands of copies we can compare our current Bible to and know that what we have today agrees with what was circulated in the time period of Jesus' death. And out of all of those thousands of copies they are in 99.5% agreement with eachother. So the Codex Sinaticus may leave out one of the resurrection witness accounts, but we have the accounts of the other Apostles that are included in this Codex, not to mention other NT passages that reference the resurrection of Christ. In addition to thousands of earlier portions that do include the end of Mark, as well as direct quotes from the text from church fathers that preceded the writing of the Codex Sinaticus by 100-200 years. Another thing to remember is that our Bible today did not come from JUST the Codex Sinaticus, it comes from direct copies of the original Hebrew Bible before the Codex Sinaticus was written. It still is an extremely reliable copy and this can be found out by comparing it to the thousands of other copies and quotes that come directly from the original Bible. Which again are all in 99.5% agreement with each other.

    3. Re:Proof please by PRMan · · Score: 2, Informative

      Like most versions before 500 AD, it's missing Mark 16:9ff, which is why that passage probably says "This passage is not in the most ancient manuscripts" in your Bible. The resurrection story is still present in Matthew, Mark 16:7-8, Luke, John, Romans, etc.

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    4. Re:Proof please by scotbotmosh · · Score: 1

      I agree with you. Thank you. The point being that the author of this article clearly did not know what he was speaking of.

    5. Re:Proof please by darjen · · Score: 1

      The only original Bible is the one the original Hebrews/ early Christians used which we don't have today... from these thousands of copies we can compare our current Bible to and know that what we have today agrees with what was circulated in the time period of Jesus' death.

      But it doesn't matter how many copies there are. There is still no way of knowing what the original text said.

      what we have today agrees with what was circulated in the time period of Jesus' death.

      I remember hearing somewhere that the earliest portions of the original text weren't written till something like 100 years after Jesus. Not sure if this is true or not...

    6. Re:Proof please by scotbotmosh · · Score: 1

      "But it doesn't matter how many copies there are. There is still no way of knowing what the original text said." When you have 25,000 copies that are all 99.5% in agreement with eachother, I would say you have a pretty exact idea of what the original text said. If you went to court for a trial and you had 25,000 people write down the same store within 99.5% accuracy between them all you would be hard pressed to say that you have no way of knowing what really happened. If we are talking of Empirical evidence no one has empirical evidence of anything, and it is impossible to live your life demanding empirical evidence for everything/ anything. You don't have empirical evidence of every portion of your car and if you had to say to yourself every morning before you drove to work " Ok I am not going to believe in this car until I can absolutely comprehend every thing about how it works. The exact bore of the engine, the cam stroke, every intricacy of the ignition and electrical system" If that were the case you wouldn't be going to work any time soon, or driving anywhere else for that fact. Sure Christianity requires faith, but once you objectivly look at the evidence it becomes a much smaller leap of faith. The more evidence you have the smaller and smaller that leap becomes. We all live by faith in something every day. On top of faith once you believe in the Lord and start walking with Him he will do things in your life that will serve as proof to you. "I remember hearing somewhere that the earliest portions of the original text weren't written till something like 100 years after Jesus. Not sure if this is true or not..." That is pretty close. The NT was written about A.D. 50 to A.D. 90. The earliest fragment dates about A.D. 120, with about 50 other fragments dating within 150-200 years from the time of composition. This may seem like a long time span, but it is minimal compared to the most ancient works. The earliest copy of Caesar's The Gallic Wars dates 1,000 years after it was written, and the first complete copy of The Odyssey by Homer dates 2,200 years after it was written. When the interval between the writing of the New Testament and earliest copies is compared to other ancient works, the New Testament proves to be much closer to the time of the original. Not to mention that we have more copies of the ancient Greek NT than any other ancient document. Not to mention we have quotes from the orignial Bible from early church fathers going back to the 1st centry. Some people state that the claimes made in the New Testament are just legendary. Historians cite that it takes centuries for legends to develop. We don't have a gap of centuries when it comes to the time between the death and resurrection of Christ and the early church fathers writing/ writings of the Apostles (eye witnesses), we have 30-50 years maybe, which is not enough time for a legend to develop. Besides we have the 12 apostles who all died because of what they believed. If you knew something was a lie would you die for it? The material is out there if you have doubts. I encourage you to look into it. Your eternity depends on it. Don't let the crazy televangelists you see on TV ruin your perception of what Christianity is, and more importantly who Christ is. I don't want your money, I don't want you to joing my church, all I am asking for you to do is take a look at the evidence, an honest look and choose for yourself after that. If you want to chat more about this feel free to hit me up. My email addy is the same as my slashdot name at gmail.

    7. Re:Proof please by darjen · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the response. Like you said, ultimately it relies on faith. There is no hard evidence to prove that Jesus died for your sins. Also, plenty of other people besides Christians have died for what they believe in, whatever that may be. Interesting discussion for sure though.

  159. Re:Oh noes! by Ihmhi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A warning to the feint of heart and/or those who are depressed and/or have a low tolerance for stupidity: the following links/quotes are not for you. Stop reading here.

    Those are excerpts from the Fundies Say The Darndest Things! Top 100 Quotes.

    FSTDT! will usually make you angry, sad, or depressed. Occasionally there's a laugh in there, but it's generally so damned depressing that these people barely even know their own religion that you're going to be popping Xanax like Pez Candy.

    I once made the mistake of reading through a year and a half of their archives in one sitting.. I have never wanted to drink myself into oblivion more than that one day.

    The ones up there are pretty funny - silly, almost - but there's a lot that just make you depressed or angry, such as:

    If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol

    To say the Bible was written by men and may contain inaccuracies completely contradicts the word of the Bible.

    Atheists See No Problem With Human To Animal Sex

    Best ones? Hypocrasy.

    I am 100% pro-life, unless we're talking about capital punishment, in which case I am 100% pro-death.

  160. Re:theologically correct, not historically accurat by jregel · · Score: 1

    My understanding is that the books that were chosen were written by people who were either direct eye-witnesses to the events in the Gospel or close (e.g., Paul's letters). For example, the book of Acts does not detail the death of the apostle Paul, so it is believed to have been written before his death. Now Paul is reckoned to have died between 64-67AD, which suggests Acts was written prior to this.

    Acts is the "sequel" to the Gospel of Luke which takes influences from the Gospel of Mark which is generally believed to be the first gospel to be written. This therefore dates the writing of Mark and Luke to 65AD, or within 3 decades of Jesus' ministry where a significant number of eye witnesses would still be around.

    For those of us who deal in "Internet Time", 30 years is a long time. Apparently, for historians, it's a short period of time.

    By comparison, most of the other rejected gospels (Judas, Peter, Philip) were written long after the original characters were dead, at least 100AD.

    None of this is, of course, conclusive, but I personally find it quite interesting.

  161. Re:Oh noes! by The+Qube · · Score: 1

    > By contrast, neither the vedas nor the quran can claim even 100 years of constant text

    Nice try at FUD there...

    For anyone who's interested in codification of Qur'an from a purely historical/archaeological perspective (ie. religion aside) can read the following article:
    http://www.islamic-awareness.org/History/Islam/Dome_Of_The_Rock/Estwitness.html

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    "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."

  162. Re:Oh noes! by Bombula · · Score: 1

    since it makes no mention of the resurrection, which is a central part of Christian belief."Imagine that! Oh wait, that's the whole problem to begin with...

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  163. Re:Oh noes! by countach · · Score: 1

    It hasn't been "rewritten" over and over. Scholars pretty much know what the original said, give or take the odd word here or there. That's because there are abundant manuscripts and ancient versions. There isn't much controversial here, no matter what your religious beliefs. Even the most divergent of manuscripts are still the same bible, and a typical man in the pew probably wouldn't notice which manuscript it was translated from.

  164. Re:Oh noes! by takanishi79 · · Score: 1

    Actually any intellectually honest religious person would see this as a great move. Translation efforts in English are constantly attempting to use the most accurate (oldest) version of the text available. In this case, having an older version available would only be good for Christianity.

    On top of that, in a lot of cases (not all, there are still errors) as we find older copies of manuscripts, we find that very little if anything has changed. Most of the time when things do change, it is a change in vowel. With a old Hebrew document like these scrolls, that won't be much of an issue because vowels weren't even being added to the language in any significant way yet.

  165. Re:Oh noes! by sm62704 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They also use the bible and their personal interpretation of it to justify their own wanton greed and the destruction of the innocent. George Bush, for example, claims to be a Christian. Hasn't he heard "thou shalt not kill?" Yet when he was Governor of the state that executes more men than any other state, he executed more men than any other Governor of that state. How could anyone who believed the Bible act like that?

    Christ warned of "wolves in sheeps' clothing" but we have wolves in shepherd's clothing, like Pat Robertson. That man has converted more Christians to atheism than all the athiests at slashdot combined! How could a Christian call for the assassination of a foreign leader? Christians are supposed to love their enemies, and do good to those who harm them. Never trust a preacher who wears a five thousand dollar suit!

    If you go into almost any church, you will see a whole lot of people, most of whom are there to be seen by men and many of whom no more believe in God than the average athiest at slashdot.

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  166. Re:Oh noes! by ari_j · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do you have sources for all this? I had always been under the impression that Koine Greek was used specifically because everyone spoke it, essentially the same way that close enough to everyone speaks English today.

  167. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suppose it's people like you who should teach us what the original means, since you know what it's "supposed" to mean

  168. Re:Oh noes! by laejoh · · Score: 1

    New Technology!

  169. The kdawson factor by ari_j · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Somehow, kdawson just seeks out the worst submissions with the most errors and posts them. He has an excellent track record at this.

    1. Re:The kdawson factor by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

      It's a well-known factor at technical companies. Some barely competent guys work for a very low salary compared to the knowledgeable, experienced works so the managers like to hire them and keep them around. :)

    2. Re:The kdawson factor by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      It's his way of generating discussion. Even if no one is interested in the article, they will line up for hours pointing out spelling and grammatical errors as well as factual errors.

    3. Re:The kdawson factor by ari_j · · Score: 1

      That's like saying that a US Senator standing up in the middle of a debate on the Iraq war and yelling obscene racial slurs at the top of his lungs is his way of generating discussion. Yes, there will be lots of discussion, but none of it will be at all relevant to anything of substance to the Senate.

  170. Re:theologically correct, not historically accurat by kungfugleek · · Score: 3, Interesting

    They destroyed the rest that they could find

    I've heard that before, but never seen it actually backed up. Who are "they"? Do you mean the Nicene council? What books did they destroy? How do you know they destroyed them? IANAH or anything, just wondering where the proof is for this. I always just assumed that it happened, but then realized I had never seen any real evidence of it.

  171. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apart from brief quotations in inscriptions and a two-page fragment from the eighth or ninth century found in Nepal, the oldest manuscripts known are from late in the fifteenth century,[41] ... you just don't read, do you?

    the 1877 date you speak of is a "version commonly available in the west".

  172. Here in Spain we use AC / DC by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    Antes de Cristo
    Despues de Cristo

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    1. Re:Here in Spain we use AC / DC by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      AC/DC? Rock on, Spanish dudes!

  173. Re:Oh noes! by Snaller · · Score: 1

    "From a religious point of view, if there is anything inspired, it would be the first version in its original language. So the closer you get to the original ones, theoretically would be the better. "

    No no, that's not a religious view - that's a scientific point of view - something which is the enemy of all religion.

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  174. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    King James is not a translation it is a "Version" Just as 2 people tell there version of a story. The dead see scrolls predated the material that was used to produce the King James. Some of the modern "Translation" are closer to the orginal as they go to an earlier copy.

  175. If this bible is BCE... by digitally404 · · Score: 1

    ... then no wonder it doesn't mention the Resurrection, which occurred in CE (or AD, however you like it).

    1. Re:If this bible is BCE... by digitally404 · · Score: 1

      RingTFA, I realize that the bible is 400 CE, and portions of the new testament were found, which would mean the Resurrection would have to be in there.

    2. Re:If this bible is BCE... by MikeV · · Score: 1

      You wrote: "...which would mean the Resurrection would have to be in there"

      And indeed it is. The statement "no reference to the resurrection" in the originating post indicates a severe ignorance of the ancient pages and fragments that makes up the Codex Sinaiticus. The CS omits some accounts of what Jesus did AFTER the resurrection - as does many of the Alexandrian texts, but it is very clear on the resurrection itself. Empty tomb, angel saying He has risen, all that is intact in this text and the Resurrection is fine and dandy and very much documented in the Codex Sinaiticus.

      However, since when does anyone take any post on Slashdot as... scripture? Read it for yourself. It is already available in facsimile form via pdf from http://www.biblefacts.org/church/pdf/Codex%20Sinaiticus.pdf - very good reading, tho getting used to the capitalized Greek takes a bit of work.

  176. Resurrection: yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Codex does indeed mention the resurrection.

  177. Re:Oh noes! by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually again, "the book of the dead" is the title of an archeological account by Karl Richard Lepsius, created in 1842. So the "book of the dead" is a platry 165 years old.

    The papyrus that was found is not a book, but at best a pamphflet, a religious text containing the procedure that the God of Heaven would follow in the afterlife, to decide between heaven and hell. It is not an account of the Egyptian religion, and there are hundreds of different versions of said papyrus.

    The religion that they are about was killed by the muslim invasion of Egypt (then Byzantium) immmediately following the death of their paedophile prophet, and it's only surviving full books destroyed by those muslims when they burned the library of alexandria, believing it to be competition for the quran. After the massive extermination campaign the muslims waged in Egypt, amongst other things selling every black egyptian as a slave (before the muslims, you started seeing 100% black people near the nile before you crossed the egyptian border, right now you have to go another 800 kilometers (and you'd be in darfur/south sudan, so they're still racistly eradicating blacks)), nothing was left intact.

  178. Re:No resurrection? Do your homework. by X0563511 · · Score: 1

    As someone who has only read like 4 pages out of a bible... may I ask a favor?

    Can you recommend a bible that isn't full of fluffing/pampering and gives what was actually in the book, rather than what makes you warm-n-fuzzy inside? I only have looked at one, and I assume this was meant to be read to children.

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  179. Re:Oh noes! by abstract+daddy · · Score: 1, Insightful

    They also use the bible and their personal interpretation of it to justify their own wanton greed and the destruction of the innocent. George Bush, for example, claims to be a Christian. Hasn't he heard "thou shalt not kill?"

    Killing is not incompatible with Christianity.

    How could a Christian call for the assassination of a foreign leader? Christians are supposed to love their enemies, and do good to those who harm them.

    Yeah, at least if you're an excessively naive and suicidal Christian.

  180. Re:Oh noes! by sm62704 · · Score: 1

    Do you believe WWI happened ? Well we are MORE certain about the bible being unchanged than we are about that little event actually having had place. We don't have a single reliable wittness

    Are you calling my friend Ralph a liar? Ralph is a dear friend of mine, introduced me to a lot of hookers and drank a lot of beer with me. He is a WWII veteran who served in the Navy on a destroyer.

    He's the oldest person I know, and he has no reason whatever to lie about WWII.

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  181. Re:Oh noes! by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

    Yes, and first year Spanish, French, German, Greek and many others... you have to get through the first year to get to the second.

    Its just not required, depending on the school.

  182. tell the difference? by reiisi · · Score: 1

    You don't really need to.

    If you are looking for truth from the scriptures, ask God. (James 1: 5, among other places.)

    When your neighbors come around to talk, well, talking can be an interesting pastime. (Ya think?) And sometimes it can help open the mind a bit. (Although it can also do the opposite when we are not careful. I'm rambling.)

    Oh, but the answer I would suggest for the other question, probably all 9000 have some degree of real understanding. (In addition to some degree of fooling themselves.) As I understand things, God teaches people what He thinks they need to know, not what I, you, or somebody else thinks I need to know.

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  183. Re:Oh noes! by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

    Do Americans still have first-year Latin classes?

    They got rid of it just before they did away with Pompous 101.

    odi profanum vulgus, et aceo

  184. Re:Oh noes! by span98 · · Score: 1

    I suppose you know what the original meant since you know that it has been perverted and rewritten so many times? I assume you have studied both the new and the old quite scientifically to note all the mistakes in text and meaning?

  185. What do you do? Become a Mormon! by Clovis42 · · Score: 1

    I'd like to know how the truly religious cope the fact that the book they read today has been rewritten over and over and perverted so many times that it can hardly reflect what was 'supposed' to be there.

    No problem, just join the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, also known as Mormons. Part of the official dogma is that the Bible has been horribly translated over the years. The Book of Mormon, on the other hand, is the "most perfect" of any book on Earth. It's also possible that a Prophet may provide the Church with a correct translation of the Bible some day. Joseph Smith, the founder, actually started on that.

    Also, someone mentioned all the confusion after Christ's death. This is also part of the Mormon version of Christian history. Before Christ can return, there must be a "falling away", and Mormon's refer to it as the "apostasy". They believe the Paul was right, but after all the apostles died, or were martyred, that the true Church ceased to exist. So, the great "falling away" is what happened as the Catholic and Orthodox Churches slowly came into existence.

    See, now it all makes perfect sense!

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    ^ Clovis, look! It's that guy you are!
  186. now hold on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its highly doubtful that I am a Christian anymore. I studied the text of scripture self taught w/ assistance of Greek Seminary Classes. I have look at these differences. Codex Aleph (1st letter of Hebrew Alphabet) is the oldest "complete" bible in Greek.

    These variants as they are called not even the Codex Bezea (D1) the most variant has any difference in the story or teachings of the New Testament. If you want to have doubts fine. I actually have many NOT because of the text of the document but for the contents of it. Still have unresolved issues with it. Hanging out between Deism and Conservative/Moderate Presbyterianism.

    But be fair. In truth King James Onlyists are small percentage of Christians. Most Christians accept the NIV, ESV and others as just as valid. Get an annotated NKJV if you want to see the types of textual differences. They give the major editions of the Greek, Latin, Aramaic and Hebrew text families on the footnotes. $5 - $10. Really easy to see the types of differences rather minor.

  187. How far we've come. by delire · · Score: 1
    From TA

    Visitors can peer at the ancient book, but only see two pages at a time.

    Hard to believe that people could bear reading books that only explosed two pages at the same time. Thank heavens printing technology evolved such that books could finally be read in 4 dimensions.

    Really makes you think, doesn't it..

  188. Re:Oh noes! by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You can start here for the bible :
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Books_of_the_Bible

    As usual the page is not 100% correct, but this is wikipedia. Anything anyone takes offence with gets molested beyond recognition (in religious matters, mostly by muslims, e.g. try to find a "textual history" in the article about the quran, because that's seen as criticism of their stupid religion).

    The new testament was spread in both Greek and Latin first, later only Latin. It was originally in Greek, with small sections of Hebrew and Arameic ("Syrian").

  189. Jesus Camp by gosand · · Score: 1

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486358/

    Just watched it last night. Creepy, creepy stuff.

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    My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

  190. Re:You don't have to check your brain at the door. by halivar · · Score: 1

    Earlier in my life, as an intellectual skeptic, I found Josh McDowell's short apology "More Than a Carpenter" to be a very convincing read, especially in the chapter where he addresses this very subject (historical authenticity and accuracy).

  191. Bad Summary: Here's Why by PHPNerd · · Score: 2, Informative

    That was a very bad summary, here's why:

    1) The summary said that the book was dated from the fourth century BCE. This New Testament was found in the fourth century *AD* (or ACE if you prefer, but since we're talking about Jesus, might as well be AD).

    2) While this is the oldest surviving New Testament, that does NOT make it the oldest surviving version of Mark or any of the other Gospels. Historians have dated and reliable fragments (e.g. a couple pages here, a couple pages there, etc, a.k.a: all that's left after 2000 years of poor care.) from as early as the second century AD, including those with Mark's resurrection story.

    3) And about the codex's Mark not having the resurrection, that's not really a big problem. The other three gospels in this codex DO have the resurrection story in them, so that stands to reason that Mark would have had the resurrection story if it weren't for a large number of pages being missing from the codex. From the article: "The Gospel of Mark ends abruptly..." which tells us that if it ends abruptly then it probably wasn't the end the writer meant. Also from the article: "Handwritten in Greek more than 1,600 years ago -- it isn't exactly clear where -- the surviving 400 or so pages..." which tells us that there's a substantial amount missing. So put two and two together: if the other gospels in the same handwritten codex have the resurrection, and Mark ends abruptly, and the codex is missing a alot of pages, then it's very reasonable to assume that the person who wrote this down did not mean for Mark to end that way.

    1. Re:Bad Summary: Here's Why by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1

      ACE? Cheers ;)

    2. Re:Bad Summary: Here's Why by PHPNerd · · Score: 1

      hehe, typo. :P

  192. semantics shifts and white lies vs. brown truths by reiisi · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I'll agree. The KJT wording is a bit better at showing the deeper meaning than the simple prohibition against lying, especially in early 20th century English.

    But if the boss is fishing for a compliment, "Yeah, they do." could be equivalent to saying, "I don't care how you feel about life today, honey." where a "The slacks nice and you do to." might be a way to avoid passing judgment on the size of the posterior. I'm not going to advise playing verbal chess, but it can sometimes be good to consider what the other person is going to hear.

    And then there will be times when a "Yes they do. Take them back and tell your sister I don't like her taste in clothes." is appropriate.

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  193. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because it has not been perverted,as you claim. How do we Christians know?

    We consider the quantity of manuscripts and manuscript fragments, and also the time span between the original documents and our earliest copies. The more copies, the better able we are to work back to the original. The closer the time span between the copies and the original, the less likely it is that serious textual error would creep in. The Bible has stronger bibliographic support than any classical literature â" including Homer, Tacitus, Pliny, and Aristotle.

    We have more than 14,000 manuscripts and fragments of the Old Testament of three main types: (a) approximately 10,000 from the Cairo Geniza (storeroom) find of 1897, dating back as far as about AD. 800; (b) about 190 from the Dead Sea Scrolls find of 1947-1955, the oldest dating back to 250-200 B.C.; and (c) at least 4,314 assorted other copies. The short time between the original Old Testament manuscripts (completed around 400 B.C.) and the first extensive copies (about 250 B.C.) - coupled with the more than 14,000 copies that have been discovered - ensures the trustworthiness of the Old Testament text. The earliest quoted verses (Num. 6:24-26) date from 800-700 B.C. When comparing the older texts with the later texts, these writings have proved to be virtually identical.

    The same is true of the New Testament text. The abundance of textual witnesses is amazing. We possess over 5,300 manuscripts or portions of the (Greek) New Testament â" almost 800 copied before A.D. 1000. The time between the original composition and our earliest copies is an unbelievably short 60 years or so. This is tremendous when you consider that only seven of Platos manuscripts are in existence today and there's a 1,300-year gap which separates the earliest copy from the original writing. Equally amazing is another fact; and that is, that the New Testament has been virtually unaltered. This has been demonstrated by scholars who have compared the earliest written manuscripts with manuscripts written centuries later. The overwhelming bibliographic reliability of the Bible is clearly evident.

    We can also look at external evidence outside the texts themselves to ascertain the historical reliability of the historical events, geographical locations, and cultural consistency of the biblical texts. Unlike writings from other world religions which make no historical references or which fabricate histories, the Bible refers to historical events and assumes its historical accuracy. The historical assertions it makes have been proven time and again.

    Many of the events, people, places, and customs in the New Testament are confirmed by secular historians who were almost contemporaries with New Testament writers. Secular historians like the Jewish Josephus (before A.D. 100), the Roman Tacitus (around A.D. 120), the Roman Suetonius (A.D. 110), and the Roman governor Pliny Secundus (A.D. 100-110) make direct reference to Jesus or affirm one or more historical New Testament references. Early church leaders such as Irenaeus, Tertullian, Julius Africanus, and Clement of Rome - all writing before A.D. 250 - shed light on New Testament historical accuracy. Even skeptical historians agree that the New Testament is a remarkable historical document. Hence, it is clear that there is strong external evidence to support the Bibleâ(TM)s manuscript reliability.

    We can also consider archaeological evidence. Over and over again, comprehensive field work (archaeology) and careful biblical interpretation affirms the reliability of the Bible. It is telling when a secular scholar must revise his biblical criticism in light of solid archaeological evidence.

    For years critics dismissed the Book of Daniel, partly because there was no evidence that a king named Belshazzar ruled in Babylon during that time period. However, later archaeological research confirmed that the reigning monarch, Nabonidus, appointed Belshazzar as his co-regent whi1e he was away from Babylon.

    One of the most well

  194. Re:Oh noes! by compass46 · · Score: 1

    Why was the parent modded flamebait? Just read this site and focus on all the -1 posts. You'd conclude we're all tards.

  195. Humans can be easily persuaded... by anarkavre · · Score: 1

    by excellent men of Rhetoric and not so excellent men. Just give Scientology another thousand some years and it could be on par with any "legit" religion of today. Look how it has progressed in only a few decades. For some enlightening reading, check out the following.

    http://www.positiveatheism.org/hist/twainlfe.htm
    http://www.gutenberg.org/files/3186/3186-h/3186-h.htm

    And no, I am not an atheist. I use my reason and believe in no human god because there is no "True" evidence, and faith is not it. But, I also do not claim that there is no God because I neither have "True" evidence of that. I do not belong to any religion because the past and present has shown that it can be easily manipulated by certain corrupt humans for their own political agendas. Most likely the future will show the same.

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    "Without curiosity and knowledge, the mind is a vast void. Without the mind, curiosity and knowledge are nonexistent."
  196. Re:Oh noes! by jstott · · Score: 1

    Latin is certainly the language of the bible, despite the book being originally written in greek. And the bible and the church were the main motivation, and the main people for the renaissense to push latin as a language.

    That's a comparatively "modern" development. Historically, the Latin scriptures were never much used outside of North Africa and Western Europe (not surprisingly, both places where Latin was used more than Greek). To this day, the original Greek text of the New Testament remains the standard in all of the Eastern Orthodox churches. Even in Rome itself, the liturgy itself was in Greek for the first century or two (see Wikipedia). The insistence on the Latin text is purely a Roman Catholic development (I say this as a Catholic myself), developing first when the knowledge of Greek had ceased to be common-place even among the educated populations (i.e., prior to the Renaissance) and then taking on new significance in the reaction to the Protestant Reformation (post-Trent).

    -JS

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  197. Made me laugh. by reiisi · · Score: 1

    nt;

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  198. Re:Oh noes! by sm62704 · · Score: 1

    If your original Hebrew disagrees with my original King James I won't know it, because I don't read Hebrew. If I did in fact read Hebrew (or rather Aramaic) then what use would I have for the King James version? I use that version because it is the oldest text that I can read.

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  199. Re:Oh noes! by David+Chappell · · Score: 1

    I'd like to know how the truly religious cope the fact that the book they read today has been rewritten over and over and perverted so many times that it can hardly reflect what was 'supposed' to be there.

    They don't have to.

    Many like to believe that the Bible has been rewritten many times to suit the politics of the day. They, like you, assert that the Bible that people read today bears little resemblence to the original manuscripts. But ancient manuscripts such as the Codex Siniaticus show that this is not the case.

    I would suggest reading the Wikipedia article on the Codex Sinaiticus. If I understand this article correctly, the differences can be divided into three general categories:
    * Brief passages which other manuscripts omit
    * Brief passages which the Codex Sinaiticus ommits but other manuscripts include
    * Differences in spelling

    Most of the thousands of differences between ancient manuscripts that scholars count are in the last category.

    The discovery of the Codex Sinaiticus, which did not differ substantially from previously known, much younger manuscripts, supported rather than undermined the belief that the Bible has been transmitted substantially as written./p.

  200. Re:Oh noes! by Critical+Facilities · · Score: 1

    That's fine, but you can understand how a lot of people might not think too highly of King James. When you read about his life and consider the implications of relying on a "translation" that was written at the direction of a man who believed that, as a king, he had divine capabilities, it's not exactly a huge mental leap to reach a place of significant distrust in the "translation's" accuracy.

  201. Summary is teh suck by ObjectiveCreationist · · Score: 0

    This summary is ridiculous. The Codex Sinaiticus contains plenty of references to the resurrection. The article mentioned that pieces of the resurrection story at the end of the book of Mark were missing. Mark is only one book in the Codex Sinaiticus - Matt., Luke and John are included fully with references to the resurrection. At least get your facts straight before bashing the Bible.

  202. Problems with summary by Matt+Apple · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Summary says "world's oldest Bible"
    Actually its the oldest extant New Testament

    Summary says "makes no mention of the resurrection"
    Actually the New Testament is rife with references to the resurrection. This particular book contains a shortened version of Mark that ends when the disciples discover the empty tomb. Any biblical scholar is familiar with this shorter version of Mark.

    In other words the summary is not merely bad but suggests an agenda.

    1. Re:Problems with summary by TheKeyboardSlayer · · Score: 1

      Agreed. And the summary says BCE which is impossible...Mark or the author(s) of Mark weren't around during the 4th century BCE. It should be 4th Century CE (or AD)...or even plain old fourth century.

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  203. Re:Oh noes! by ChetOS.net · · Score: 1

    It isn't 4th century BCE, it is 4th century CE (AD). That is a typo in the summary.

    The summary is also in error that there is no mention of the resurrection. It is only the Book of Mark which doesn't mention the resurrection, it ends right after the women enter the tomb and find it empty. There are various reasons for this, and you are free to research them.

    While this may be the "world's oldest Bible", it does not contain the oldest manuscripts. There are manuscripts dating to 1st century CE.

    I have no doubt that there are people who have objections to publishing this, but I don't understand the objections.

    Large swaths of the resurrection details were fortold in Isaiah (and in many other OT books).

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  204. Re:Oh noes! by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    odi profanum vulgus, et aceo

    I don't care if you hate them, Garrison.

    (I only took 1 year of Latin, but Google makes me smart!)

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  205. Re:Oh noes! by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Faith, hop, and charity... and the greatest of these is hop.

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  206. Re:Oh noes! by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

    Behold the unborn fetus and weep salt tears crocodilian;
    All life is sacred, save of course an enemy civilian.

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    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  207. Huh...there are more copies than anything else by howardd21 · · Score: 1
    Actually, there are more copies of the Christian New Testament in manuscript form than anything else from that time period. In fact nothing else is even close. Homer's Iliad, written in 850bce has 643 known copies and the earliest copy is from about 500 years after it was written. The Christian Bible has at the lowest reported count about 14,000 copies, many of which are less than 100 years after they were written.

    I guess given that, the Bible would be more likely an authentic work than pretty much any other known publication from a historical point of view of the evidence. You may not believe what it says, but it is historically verifiable.

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  208. Re:No resurrection? Do your homework. by ObjectiveCreationist · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The NIV is an easy read for most Americans. I'm not sure which pages you read, but the Bible is full of non-fluff which sometimes seems too "real" to be appropriate for children. Take the story of Sodom and Gomorrah. There isn't a whole lot of fluff in it, and it's a story that I would be uncomfortable explaining to a child *in full detail*.

    (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodom_and_Gomorrah)

  209. Re:fp by MRe_nl · · Score: 2, Funny

    Chorus angelorum te suscipiat et cum GNAA quondam paupere aeternam habeas requiem.
    *smack*

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  210. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to know how the truly religious cope the fact that the book they read today has been rewritten over and over and perverted so many times that it can hardly reflect what was 'supposed' to be there.

    Well, if you knew anything about how the translations occured, you would know that throughout the centuries the Bible has been cross examined, and is found to be VERY accurate to the original translations as found from the earliest fragments. Almost all of the variances in the translations pertain to spelling. There are manuscripts from VERY early on and many more are being found.

    however, I have a very "unpopular" view for /. as everyone here knows EVERYTHING and whoever believes in God is wrong?

    And yes I'm an AC as I don't really find any reason to post comments, but I have been visiting /. for at least 4 years now.

  211. Re:Oh noes! by ChetOS.net · · Score: 1

    Inspired doesn't mean either of the things you say it means. The word translated "insipred" is "" which literally means "God breathed". It refers to the fact that the concepts the authors were writting came from God via the Holy Spirit.

    It has nothing to do with translations or even manuscripts in the original language. It simply means the the autographs (the original work of the author) are free from factual error because the facts where given to the author by God.

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  212. Re:Oh noes! by ari_j · · Score: 1

    I was aware of the original languages, but not of an early Latin translation being spread at the time the mostly-Greek original was first going around. The Wikipedia article you linked to makes no mention of this, either.

  213. Re: Aramaic is alive and Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Pretty much all Orthodox Jewish Rabbi's and a very large percentage of Orthodox Jews in general are fluent in ancient Aramaic ( language of the Talmud ). Also, there are a number of places where Aramaic is still a day to day spoken language. Hebrew, Aramaic and Arabic probably have as much overlap as English and French ( about 40% I think ). It's somewhat amusing that the only people in the middle east who could probably read an original 6th century Koran are Sephardic Orthodox Jewish Rabbis ( a number of very important texts on Jewish religious law are written in classical Arabic ). Not too surprising considering that Muhammad himself was illiterate.

  214. Re:Oh noes! by frietbsd · · Score: 1

    it is believed that the first 5 books of the bible (the pentateuch: genesis, exodus, Leviticus, Numbers and Deuteronomy ) were sent down to Moses around the same time he got the stone tablets. They were past the stone-age back then and most of it was probably written on papyrus.

  215. Re:theologically correct, not historically accurat by ndansmith · · Score: 1

    They chose the books that supported a particular set of theological views.

    What is informing your assertion here? How do you know that it was not the other way around?

  216. Inspiration vs Divine Dictation by CustomDesigned · · Score: 1

    The classic Christian doctrine is "inspiration" - "Holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost". The documents were written, and the words chosen by men, with the individual personalities showing in full force - but the inspiration and endorsement was from God. The "divine dictation" idea that someone sat with a pen and wrote exactly what God dictated is cultic - although *some* divine dictation is contained within prophetic books. Even Mormons only believe in divine dictation as a miraculous means of restoring a lost manuscript. ("All copies are lost? No problem, I'll let you copy a vision of one.")

    "rewritten over and over": The 5000+ extant manuscripts of the NT have only minor variations. The OT books were copies virtually error free thanks to clever checksum schemes used by the scribes. Since the variations in NT books are transcription errors (not "rewriting"), they form a tree, like genetic mutations. And you can trace down to the root and get a pretty good idea of the original.

  217. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its all Greek to me.

  218. Still isn't the oldest book... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    Even if a small part of the Bible is an accurate copy of something from the second century it still isn't the oldest book. Not by at least a thousand years.

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  219. Re:Oh noes! by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

    Uh, two problems.

    1.) You seem to have missed the irony of my comment. I said that if the King James Bible was good enough for the Apostle Paul, it's good enough for me. I was gently teasing King James Only advocates--the people who believe that the KJV itself was inspired.

    2.) Unless King James was involved with the actual translation process--directing how he wanted the translation to end up, pressuring people, etc.--then it is a huge mental leap to significantly distrust the translation's accuracy. I think you'll have a great deal of difficulty finding good scholarship that says it was a poor translation effort. (We have better stuff now, due to more manuscripts and more awareness of some details of Greek & Hebrew, but that doesn't detract from the accomplishment of the KJV.)

  220. No mention of the resurrection??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since Yeshua mentions His own resurrection numerous times thru the Gospels and it's discussed thru the Letters, and is forecast in Isaiah, the omission of the actual resurrection stories themselves can only have been a purposeful culling. The resurrection has been under attack since day one because that is the crucial moment of victory. Day one as in the Pharisees instructing the guards to spread the story that they had been overcome and the body was stolen. Resistance to the resurrection continued and continues to this day. As in any war, propaganda is a tool that is often used against the enemy and discrediting the resurrection via propaganda or censorship would be then and is now paramount by those who loath Yeshua and what He stands for. Nevertheless, the Act is done and cannot be hidden under a rock.

  221. Re:Oh noes! by SpinyNorman · · Score: 2, Informative

    Latin is certainly the language of the bible, despite the book being originally written in greek.

    That would depend on where you lived, and what date you are talking about. The eastern part of the Roman empire was Greek speaking, and the western half was Latin speaking. When Constantine I had 50 copies (a significant effort) of the bible made c.330AD, they would have been in Greek - this was not a translation project. Also remember that written copies of the bible were extrememly scarce and would have only been read by a small number of scholars and early church fathers. Most 4th, and even 5th, century "Christians" were quite unclear about what exactly the new religion believed in, and saw no incompatability in also clinging to belief in the sun god Sol Invictus (as recorded and bemoaned by Pope Leo I c.450AD).

    The earliest latin translations, and proliferation therof, of the bible start around the end of the 4th century with the translation of St. Jerome (based on the Hebrew original, not the Greek Septaguint) which became known as the Vulgate.

  222. Re:Oh noes! by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

    Yes, but everyone ought to read Ovid anyhow -- quite brilliant stuff, actually.

  223. The answer to that is obvious. by no+reason+to+be+here · · Score: 1

    I always wondered that if all human knowledge/evidence was lost, books, video clips etc. (With one exception) and a handful of humans survived, with no prior knowledge of anything before themselves except a grasp of English, and these people were to find the only surviving books, a complete works of J. R. R. Tolkien, what the hell religion would be like then.

    Totally. Fucking. Awesome.

  224. Clear evidence of slashdot bias. by Chameleon+Man · · Score: 0

    When I came to slashdot for the first time, I thought, "Wow, I'm really glad I found a place where people can provide intellectual arguments and have the facts to back them up." My respect for the authors and many of the posters have gone downhill since then, especially when it comes to religious discussion. The utter innaccuracy and bias in the presentation of TFA has really demonstrated the quality of slashdot to me.

    Thanks kdawson for this great article... *unchecks kdawson from authors list*

  225. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you should try to find out how long a millenium is exactly.

  226. Oh come on by bigox · · Score: 1

    Even in the short version, a angel explains why the tomb is empty.

  227. Re:Oh noes! by BPPG · · Score: 1

    I'd like to know how the truly religious cope the fact that the book they read today has been rewritten over and over and perverted so many times that it can hardly reflect what was 'supposed' to be there.

    By reading different versions? That's why this sort of thing is kind of important. All Christians and Catholics know that the Bible is really really old. Being 'Truly Religous' doesn't mean you've stopped searching for Truth, in fact it means you realize you don't have all the answers yet.

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  228. It was a mistake in the summary... by postermmxvicom · · Score: 1

    ...the date the article gives is AD.

    and it also says the Gospel of Mark "abruptly ends" before the resurrection.

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  229. Re:Oh noes! All your base are belong to us! by drinkypoo · · Score: 0, Troll

    The Old Testament is the instruction manual (and most Jews don't even follow all the silly bits of that any more.) The New Testament is just illustrative stories, or at least it was until it got edited into a set of commands. A lot of it has been mistranslated or misrepresented to say things it never did say (e.g. "god hates fags" or "masturbation is wrong".)

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  230. Re:Oh noes! by drinkypoo · · Score: 0, Troll

    It hasn't been "rewritten" over and over. Scholars pretty much know what the original said, give or take the odd word here or there.

    Explain please why the KJV and NIV so clearly produce a dramatically different meaning even than the several-generations-removed Greek texts that are known to exist, and are still used in spite of this fact.

    It doesn't matter what the Scholars know if it doesn't make it into the book that the typical man in the pew reads at home, or has misinterpreted for him in church.

    Even the most divergent of manuscripts are still the same bible, and a typical man in the pew probably wouldn't notice which manuscript it was translated from.

    That's because he's been lied to about the sanctity of the text that has been delivered to him, brainwashed about its validity, and is incapable of reading the translations on which they are badly based in any case.

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  231. no ressurection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hello? If it is from the 4th century BC (BCE for you new types) it wouldn't mention the resurrection because it is from before Jesus was born. Which would make it a copy of the Torah not the Christian Bible. You idiots.

  232. Re:Oh noes! by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    There are people who do believe that the King James version is the "inspired" Word of God. I don't fully understand why would they consider a translation the "inspired" one.

    Because "inspired" is a subjective judgement of the book, and pretty much just means "appealing." A book you can read is vastly more appealing than one you can't. If you can't read Greek, then a Greek bible is about as inspiring as the Greek Necronomicon.

    Translation issues aside, it also might be the best selected collection from a populist point of view. The "most inspired" version is going to be the one that tells you what you want to hear. God's laws and values are always Man's laws and values -- He is us. You'll never see someone point at some part of their holy book and say, "God says this, but I disagree with Him." There are no mainstream (sorry, Cthulhu cultists) religions where God has different opinions about morality than people do, because the whole point of religion is to fulfill people's fantasy of justice. If the KJ version of the bible preaches values that match peoples' opinions better than other versions of the bible, then it's the best version. I'm a little surprised that something that old is the most popular one; I'd think a 21st century bible could do even better.

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  233. Re:Oh noes! by mbone · · Score: 1

    Not written down, printed. It was written down in the 1rst century BC.

  234. The plural of anecdote... by postermmxvicom · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For every one of these stories, there is one about the devout atheist who studies diligently to disprove the Bible only to become a Christian.

    For examples of atheist-turned-Christian see CS Lewis to quote "...Lewis claimed he became an atheist at the age of 15..."

    Or you could listen to a radio drama of another true life converstion at unshackled right here in their archives (wma and ram sorry). Heck you can search their archives for others. And when you find them, look the people up in the phone book an call them and ask them yourself instead of taking a radio drama's word for it.

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    1. Re:The plural of anecdote... by jcr · · Score: 1, Insightful

      For every one of these stories, there is one about the devout atheist who studies diligently to disprove the Bible only to become a Christian.

      Maybe so, but in the former case, someone starts thinking, and in the latter, they stop.

      -jcr

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    2. Re:The plural of anecdote... by DesScorp · · Score: 1

      Maybe so, but in the former case, someone starts thinking, and in the latter, they stop.

      Wow, project much?

      For every Bart Ehrman, there are many more who find their faith strengthened because of deeper study... in effect, because of deeper thinking on the subject.

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    3. Re:The plural of anecdote... by jcr · · Score: 1

      Religion isn't thinking, it's emotion.

      -jcr

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    4. Re:The plural of anecdote... by DesScorp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I beg to differ. That went out the window (if it was ever true) when Bibles and other religious texts were printed in native languages, and when literacy become more widespread, and people could read for themselves. Emotion is certainly part of religion, but not its sole component. To claim so is to ignore thousands of years of work by those that have labored over religious texts.

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    5. Re:The plural of anecdote... by jcr · · Score: 1

      Emotion is certainly part of religion, but not its sole component. To claim so is to ignore thousands of years of work by those that have labored over religious texts.

      Oh, please.

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  235. Mostly true, but... by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Christianity only became more or less mainstream about 1700 years ago, when it was selected among dozens of other religions by a Roman emperor to be a useful tool. At that point it didn't matter whether any of it was true at all, it became a political tool, just the way it is today. I don't know if this particular Jesus existed, but I wouldn't be surprised if 'he' was a completely fictional character created by combining information about many different events and people and assigning them to one person.

    Well, it's true that it hit mainstream because of Constantine, and obviously got mangled by Constantine and his successory.

    But it didn't appear suddenly, out of nowhere, at that point. We have plenty of records of Christians before that, if nothing else, of the "persecutions" against them. Nero (37 AD to 68 AD) blamed the great fire of 64 AD on the Christians for example, and, to be fair, the only ones who blamed Nero for the fire were the Christians. That's a good 250 years before Constantine's conversion.

    (And I say persecutions rather loosely, because the Romans didn't actually have anything against Christianity as such. They only had a law that you're not allowed to deny the official Gods. You weren't even supposed to worship the official Gods, just don't be an arsehole to those who do. You know, play nice and don't go telling other people that their gods are lies and demons. It annoys people. Especially not to the Gods of the ruling class, because then they can do nasty things when annoyed. Nowadays we consider this to be just good manners, but early Christians took it as some duty and act of faith to troll those of a different religion. And let's just say that the Romans did feed the trolls... to the lions;)

    So, you know, those _before_ Constantine had to believe in _something_, if they risked life and limb for it.

    I'll further risk a guess that a great factor in it was the anti-Roman symbolism of it all. The crucifix, for example, was a symbol of Roman oppression. It was a cruel execution that was reserved by law for non-citizens only.

    So basically I'd say that the whole rest is, basically, irrelevant in that context. Even whether the guy was called Jesus or not or were several Jesuses. What mattered was, basically, "OMG, they even nailed God's son." There were literally millions who were very dissatisfied with Roman rule, and the promise of a God who's against the Roman imperial power too 'cause of what they did to his kid, would find a lot of willing ears.

    I'm also guessing that Constantine basically had very little choice there. Christianity was spreading steadily, both in the colonies and at home, and it was rabidly anti-Imperial. The only way to "declaw" it was to adopt it as the Imperial religion. Which he did.

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  236. Open Mouth, Insert Foot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Today I read a very good article on Mojave Spaceport. It was full of interesting glimpses of interesting work. But at the bottom, there was a comment by a guy who couldn't understand the point of the place. After all, flying saucers had been invented back in 1961 and suppressed by NASA to keep people from traveling to the Moon in a day.

    Now I read an interesting piece of news about the very interesting Codex Sinaiticus, something of great interest to scholars, theologians, and ordinary people (of faith or not). I think to myself about how much interesting work will result, how much fruitful creativity, how many deep insights into what's either a very interesting group of folklore texts, or the actual Word of God. Either way, people are very interested in understanding what's going on.

    Then I come to Slashdot's comments, and encounter almost nothing but the religious and historical equivalent of 'the flying saucer was suppressed by NASA'. Disappointing.

    The real story, like the real spaceships at Mojave, is a lot more complicated but a lot more interesting. (Which is why real religious people slobber over themselves to study the Dead Sea Scrolls or the Codex Sinaiticus, and the real NASA is not in the business of suppressing theoretical flying saucers.)

    So if you don't know what you're talking about, why not do a little research? (And no, I don't mean reading Chariots of the Gods or Holy Blood, Holy Grail.) Biblical studies and patristics studies (early Christian literature) are fairly easy to pursue, these days, and the latest thoughts of the scholarly community are accessible on the Web.

  237. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't be frightened, Interesting mod is used to give karma to funny comments. This has been going on since the humorless assholes that run this site decided that funny mods should not give karma.

  238. Re:theologically correct, not historically accurat by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

    I have always loved the self-legitimizing process of collecting a few decades of writings, and then picking the ones which legitimize your organization. And then, as you pointed out, destroying anything which might threaten you, and persecuting any who believe in those works. I always thought that Leviticus was darn silly. I would love to see a collection of ALL the writings which were excluded from the bible. That must be a fun read.

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  239. The NT is the MOST accurate ancient work we have by PRMan · · Score: 1

    There are fragments from the 100s AD.

    Thanks to Kurt Aland, Greek New Testaments already show scholars EXACTLY what each version of the scriptures says (all 5600 versions), including Codex Siniaticus, and they can reconstruct ANY manuscript from the notes at the bottom.

    No mention of the resurrection? Surprises? Not hardly. Where do people come up with this stuff?

    I guarantee you there will be ZERO surprises to anyone.

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  240. Re:Oh noes! by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 1

    They do it by saying that the people doing the translating and rewriting were 'inspired'.

    As with all religion, but there is a teeny bit of impossible-to-refute pseudologic there.

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  241. Re:Oh noes! by mark_hill97 · · Score: 1

    Yeah Latin is still available to anyone who wants to take it, though most opt for Spanish to fulfill their foreign language requirements. I would guess even French gets more students than Latin though.

  242. Re:Oh noes! by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 1

    I don't need proof - I have faith that people who believe in religion are stupid.

  243. Re:Oh noes! by PRMan · · Score: 1

    "Inspired" usually means that people believe it to be the infallible word of God written through a human author. Or, at least the original Greek was.

    So, if reading a translation the Bible leads to a lot of misunderstandings about God (very few, actually), it would seem that not reading it would lead to far more...

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  244. Re:Genesis 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of the main reasons I have decided that the bible is a load of rubbish is not just that Genesis only takes 7 'days', but the way things are done are in the wrong order, so it doesn't really even make much sense as a metaphor..

    Check out the literary framework interpretation of Genesis 1. It has been advocated in some form at least since St. Augustine (born AD 354) in his Literal Meaning of Genesis, and it stems from the very same interpretive considerations of the text itself that you bring up, not from a desire to make the text dance nicely with modern cosmology or biology. This view is figurative, but the figure of speech that it uses is not a metaphor.

    In brief, the view "holds that the seven-day creation account found therein is not a literal or scientific description of the origins of the universe; rather, it is an ancient text which outlines a religious doctrine of creation. The seven day 'framework' is therefore not meant to be chronological but is a literary or symbolic structure designed to reinforce the purposefulness of God in creation and the Sabbath commandment" (Wikipedia).

    With respect to the problem of the ordering of events, the framework view postulates that days 4-6 are a recapitulation of days 1-3, where each pair literarily describes a "kingdoms" and a "kings" to rule over them (sun over the day, birds over the air, fish over the sea, etc.). Any other view, as you note, introduces the difficulty of understanding where the light came from before the sun, etc.

    A reader of the text can thus either bend over backwards in an dubious effort to force the text make sense as a scientific text (cf. your garden variety creationists); or one can assume that the author was an idiot and didn't know that light came from the sun and that this brief text is simply incoherent (as you have); or one can look a bit deeper and try to see what the author was really getting at (hint: it was not a scientific description of the origin of the cosmos).

  245. You forgot... by postermmxvicom · · Score: 1

    ...this

    At least, I hope that wasn't serious..

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  246. Religion vs Faith by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    What you described is the old argument about the differences between Religion and Faith. You claim the reason you don't believe the Bible is because it is used by men to control men. While I would agree with your conclusion that men control men using the Bible as a tool, my reading of the Bible has led me to the exact opposite conclusion, that it wasn't about men controlling men, it was about men controlling themselves through FAITH.

    Yes the Bible has all sorts of rules and "commandments", but those commandments weren't issued by men to control men, they were issued by GOD.

    However this never stopped men from using whatever tool they have to bash people over the head.

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    1. Re:Religion vs Faith by tbannist · · Score: 1

      Well, let's look at things rationally for a moment here.

      1) You know the commandments were handed down by God because the Bible tells you they were.
      2) You know the Bible is the word of God because your priest tells you so.
      3) You know your priest is telling you truth because he's been endorsed by your Church.
      4) You know your Church is true because... because... it teaches what's in the Bible?

      The problem is that the Bible was written by men. The old testament is essentially a compilation of Jewish mythology and religious laws. The new testament was written decades after the events in question by people who weren't there, often by people who never knew the principals.

      It is most definitely the work of men. It may or may not be the work of men inspired by God. It may or may not be the work of men trying to describe what they think God would want us to do. But it definitely was the work of men.

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    2. Re:Religion vs Faith by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      All your thoughts on the subject are also the work of a man, so you shouldn't listen to yourself !

      See how that works when you apply your logic to your own views. :-D

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    3. Re:Religion vs Faith by tbannist · · Score: 1

      An interesting thought, but specious.

      I said nothing about whether you should or should not follow the teachings of the Bible, just that claims of divine authorship are self-referential.

      In simple words: It would be better to put your faith in the message of the Bible, rather than it's divine origin.

      The proper argument isn't that the Bible is the word of God and therefore true, but that it wouldn't matter whether it was the word of God, because what it teaches is good.

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    4. Re:Religion vs Faith by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Problem is, if the Bible claims to be the word of GOD, and isn't, then it shouldn't be trusted at all, and the message should be ignored.

      Truth that lies about itself cannot be truth. This leads to people deciding what is, and isn't valid truth in the Bible.

      I'm not going to use specifics here, because I'm sure you can already pick a couple of items in the Bible you don't agree with. Right???

      This results invariably lead to people telling each other what is, and isn't truth, and the problem (religion vs faith) presented earlier in this thread, namely that it becomes a hammer to bang people over the head with.

      BTW, I'd probably agree with you that too many people use the Bible as a bashing instrument, rather than the sword it is supposed to be.

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    5. Re:Religion vs Faith by Darby · · Score: 1

      While I would agree with your conclusion that men control men using the Bible as a tool, my reading of the Bible has led me to the exact opposite conclusion, that it wasn't about men controlling men, it was about men controlling themselves through FAITH.

      However all that faith does is gives power to those who decide what you are to have faith in which you then aren't allowed to question or you get murdered for heresy *as the bible absolutely demands*. Your "solution" is only the primary problem in the whole fairy tale.

      Poor reasoning, and you've completely missed the point in your desperate need to believe that nonsense must magically be true because you want it to be.

  247. Re:theologically correct, not historically accurat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They destroyed the rest that they could find, and persecuted the sects that held different views.

    Actually at the time of deciding which books and letters went into the bible and which did not, Catholics(the ones deciding at this time) were hardly the ones persecuting anybody at that time. Saying you were a Catholic got you cooking in a heated chair or fed to lions. It was not made in the view of what they didn't like but what was worth dying for. It wasn't until later during the Catholic's church rise to power did you have the Spanish Inquisitions (nobody expected it) and whatnot.

    Watch the "Gospel of Judas" by the National Geographic Channel to see how the Bible came to be and why other books, such as the Gospel of Judas", didn't make the team.

  248. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's all Greek to me.

  249. Re:Oh noes! by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 1

    Killing is not incompatible with Christianity.

    Please elaborate. I was raised Christian, and while I don't believe in it, those 10 commandmenty thingies are pretty much the fundamental building blocks of the religion.

    That doesn't mean that the followers are consistent, but that's a problem with the people, not the religion.

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  250. Slashdot on religion ... by mbone · · Score: 1

    is worse than Slashdot on the law.

    Just saying.

  251. mod parent down. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, the arrogance. Parent should get a clue as well by reading the article he linked to. The Index Librorum Prohibitorum isn't even enforced anymore, it's relegated to the status of a historic document.

  252. Re:Oh noes! by BigJClark · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie

    Dear sir, I thank you for this gem.

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  253. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have a very innocent understanding of how it all came about.

    The bible is a collection of writings by a vast many number of people. What King James people did was assemble all these writings (well the ones they could acquire, right?) and through analysis determined which were "divine" (or "inspired" as you said) and which were not.

    Think about it... this was done some hundreds of years AD right? There were PLENTY of people writing stuff. Their goal was separating the junk from the authentic. It would be like 200 years from now, sorting through a mix of tabloid articles and "authentic" newspaper articles and making the determination of which are "correct" and which are not.

    As you can guess, it would be impossible to be 100% accurate, and as such I seriously doubt King James' team could have kept a perfect score as well. It's funny how followers of the bible are the first to point out the fallibility of man, yet some human king and his monks somehow were infallible when it came to this task? Impossible.

  254. Re:Oh noes! by Knuckles · · Score: 1

    Did you intend this as satire? In case you didn't:

    Killing is not incompatible with Christianity.

    Ok, so please explain to me why the commandment states simply "thou shalt not kill" without andding qualifiers?

    Yeah, at least if you're an excessively naive and suicidal Christian.

    My limited reading of the bible showed that apostles and others told Jesus that his stance was naive and suicidal, but he stuck to it nevertheless. So where does current christianity get the authority to overrule him?

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  255. No Resurrection??? by MikeV · · Score: 1

    The documentation of Jesus's activities post-resurrection are omitted in Mark - NOT the resurrection itself!!!

    Mark 16:8-20 are omitted. But... read Mark 16:5-7 and you tell me that the resurrection was omitted. Tthe resurrection has been under attack by the world since the first day when the Roman guards were instructed to lie, having misinformation like that statement pandered by Slashdot should come as no surprise.

    And even then, earlier writers predating the Codex Sinaiticus referred to the expunged text authoritatively, such as Irenaeus - so the texts in question were removed rather than added later. The Alexandrian texts suffered from too-vigorous a cleaning, the same can be said of the Sinaiticus - and yet the cleaning or omissions have done nothing to discredit the resurrection.

    There are enough other references to the resurrection too that has not been expunged from the scriptures - even the Sinaiticus - that you simply cannot say that the "Codex Sinaiticus makes no mention of the resurrection." Whether you agree with it or not is irrelevant.

  256. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Latin classes are still offered in the U.S. Now, if you'd just fuck off and die, the world would be a little better place.

  257. Damnatio Memoriae? by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Informative

    1. You don't seem to understand the Romans very well.

    For a start, they actually deliberately erased the records about some people, who they thought he _shouldn't_ be remembered. Traitors, for example, could get a "Damnatio Memoriae", meaning that the Romans literally tried to erase the person from all recorded history. Census data, chronicles, monuments, etc, they'd erase any mention they could find.

    They weren't the only ones, btw. In Egypt, Hatshepsut was almost erased from history as a Pharaoh by her son (though he did leave everything alone that didn't mention her as a Pharaoh), and Akhenaten. The Greek states also occasionally practiced that kind of thing.

    Basically you seem to assume that, like today, if someone got famous for the wrong reasons (at least from the point of the view of existing law and government), you'd want to know and record every single detail about him. E.g., the way everyone knows all the details about the Unabomber. In the ancient world essentially they'd try to prevent other people like Herostratus from being tempted to achieve fame by nefarious means. Precisely _because_ those bombings were made to achieve a certain exposure for him and his manifesto, someone like the Unabomber would have vanished from the records altogether in the ancient world.

    2. Well, you have to understand that he achieved that notoriety a (relatively) long time after his death. It would be many decades before Rome even figured out the difference between Christians and Jews. The Jews were quite rebellious and had a major religious problem with the Romans too, so yet another group of them preaching fire and damnation against the romans, was, well, business as usual.

    Basically by the time that Jesus got really famous, there was no way to go back in time and tell the governor, "psst, make sure you record everything about this guy."

    3. I don't know what you mean by, "The Romans put an inordinate amount of effort into killing the guy". It doesn't seem like any signifficant kind of effort to me. Just about everything about it, that I remember, was bog-standard (in fact, regulation standard) for a Crucifixion. Even posting guards there, or breaking those two other guys' legs when they weren't dead yet, and everything, was a standard crucifixion. They already knew in advance exactly what to do when they can't leave someone on the cross for several days. The Romans were organized like that :P

    Or what did you mean?

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  258. Re:Oh noes! by kesuki · · Score: 1

    just imagine how people will be confused in 1600 years when they find the 'original' flying spaghetti monster documents. we'd better start making printouts in as many languages as possible, perhaps carved in stone.

  259. Re:Oh noes! by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

    He ended up concluding that the translators had done so much revising that if god existed, he would have prevented the distortion.

    Good fucking grief. He's ok with God letting millions of people being murdered: that doesn't disprove either God's benevolence or existence. But failure to edit a book: oh noes, this can't be happening!

    God said : "Literary critics, where were you when I wrote the original? How dare you complain about me not signing off on every translation?"

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  260. Re:Oh noes! by Xoltri · · Score: 1

    I think what you are referring to is a 'god of the gaps'. Google it. It is doomed to failure.

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  261. Re:semantics shifts and white lies vs. brown truth by sm62704 · · Score: 1

    Man, if you can win a game of verbal chess with a woman my hat's off to you.

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  262. Re:Oh noes! by aardwolf64 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I find your point of view of "hypocrisy" to be hypocritical.

    The viewpoint you're mocking believes that innocent life should be spared, while the worst of murderers should be put to death.

    Your viewpoint is that we should save the lives of the murderers, but continue to put to death the innocent unborn.

  263. Turning the Pages by Martin+Spamer · · Score: 1

    The British Library's Turning the Pages is not just religious text, but includes wide range of old books including; The Diamond Sutra, probably the worlds oldest printed 'BOOK', Sketches by Leonardo, FIRST ATLAS OF EUROPE and others.

  264. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > I don't fully understand why would they
    > consider a translation the "inspired" one.

    Easy - people have become accumosted to hating people for some silly sin that could be corrected. Fundamentalism isn't about QUESTIONING the Bible, it's about believing it to be 'da thing!' Anything else is heresy.

    Yup, America is fucked. We have too many flat headed true believers. Wanna see what we're going to be in a 100 years? Take a look at the Middle East and the joy and love they've found.

    True Believers will attempt to correct me - they have the love of the true god on their side, of course. And they'll correct me in 100 years time even when the US has gone to the shits. You see, it's the remaining sinners, like me, that is cursing the land.

    And then: off comes my head - for the obvious reasons.

    Fundamentalist Christians are all about excuses, despite claiming otherwise.

    Of course, the Love Filled Christians will attempt to correct this post - those nasty Muslims, their Koran is filled with hate, which is why they are savages. Love Filled Christian, I ask you this: "Why the Salem Witch Trials? Why the Inquisition?"

    And what is your excuse this time?

  265. Belief in "GOD"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "Belief in GOD" is the way that you can distiguish between those who think, and those who don't. Those who "believe in god" go about their days in a capacity to do nothing more than dwell in circular logic, or the lack of any logical reasoning in general.

    The problem is that you can't actually believe in a "god", because that would require that the definition actually make sense, it doesn't. There is no "god" not because "it" doesn't exist, but because the "it" part has no conceivable logic that can be described accurately. You can't believe in something you can't describe. If you try to describe it, the description must make sense logically. This is why it is impossible to be "agnostic".

    You said: "... He has a plan..."

    You used the word "he" as one aspect in the description of your "god". Where did you get that from? Any grand arm chair philosophy about what gods should be would lead you directly to the idea that they are by definition genderless. You state that your "god" would have a "plan", but by definition, no "god" would plan. Planning is something humans need to do. No real idea of a god would use the word "plan".

    People constantly bandy about the word "god" this and "god" that without once dwelling deeply in their lives what "it" is. A "god" to Christians is just some kind of a "mega" or "meta" king. Their grand "king" still has all the standard emotions and frailties of standard humans.

    The "god" as creator of the universe doesn't even make sense. How do we know the universe was "created". If the universe was created, then how do we know that it wasn't created by something less than a god. How do we know that it takes some grand thinking to realize the creation of a universe? Maybe creating a universe is as simple as making coffee? Would you be satisfied to know that the universe was created by an alien? How about a human? Maybe the universe just is. Maybe the universe changes over time, and maybe one of the states that it must be in is a state in which it has no material in it, and maybe that state happens every now and then.

    Maybe a god doesn't exist now, but it will in the future. Maybe we need to create god. Maybe a god did exist in the beginning but to create the universe it had to destroy itself, and maybe one day it will exist again.

    What would a god "need" a human for? Why would a god "need" to be worshipped? Needs, requirements, wants, lusts, these are all human emotions. Praying is utterly meaningless to gods because a god would alreay know what you were about to pray. All gods know the future right? Wrong. A god would not know the future, or past, or any other "kind of time". Time, space, and storage of information is meaningless to gods.

    Gods just don't make any sense. The religious rhetoric bandied about to describe gods, angels, demons, and devils is nothing more than non-concretized haphazard thinking. This is the way children think. This may be a period of history in which the human species needs to evolve out of. Many people are still primitive and have thoughts close to animals. It could take a while to get us all evolved out of this mess.

    The only logical definition of the word "god" is the universe itself. We know the universe exists. We know the universe created us. We know the universe has a plan. We know the universe is every where at every time.

    There are SOOOO many ideas! Think, or be damned to generate no new information in your circular reasoning. Only a devil would prmote "belief", a self induced sensory deprivation.

    Theological noncognitivist.

  266. Clue for you! by Prien715 · · Score: 1

    From your wiki link:
    [T]he Congregation for Doctrine of Faith ceased publication of the Index in 1966 following the end of the Second Vatican Council, largely for practical considerations

    So unless this guy went to school before '66...there was no banned books list. Further on evolution anyway, the late Pope John Paul II was a supporter of the theory and believed it compatible with Catholic doctrine.

    Catholicism is the IBM of religions...bad when it's dominant, but when in an a minority, it has no problems adapting pragmatic stances and using common sense to survive. And they'll both survive me;)

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  267. Re:Oh noes! by Alsee · · Score: 1

    Both of the quotes appear on the Fundies Say The Darndest Things top 100 collection.

    Some of my favorites:
    No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.

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    I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!

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    [Am I in discussion with a human who has a functioning brain?]
    What does a functioning brain have to do with the Bible?

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    If the Bible is wrong when it tells us it is infallible, then it contradicts itself. If it contradicts itself, then it is unreliable. If it is unreliable, then our faith is totally shattered and Christianity is a lie. You need to seriously reconsider your logic.

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    One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it.

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  268. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, the texts to which Lepsius refers are nearly 5000 years old. Note that neither the Dead Sea Scrolls not the Codex Sinaiticus refer to themselves as "the Bible", yet you claim they are older versions of the same.

    That you do not see the inconsistency in your own argument is plain. Earlier versions of the Quran exist from before the 100 years ago you claim it has been around, and later versions of the bible date from after the 2000 year history you claim for it. You seek to discount other texts' histories by referring to recent events, yet ignore it when these same events occur in the history of the bible. This is called 'special pleading'.

    Whether the Book of the Dead is a statement of Egyptian religion or not is immaterial since this was not a part of your original claim. The original pyramid texts exist, today, almost entirely unchanged after nearly 5000 years. The bible has nothing on that kind of consistency.

  269. Re:Genesis 1 by somersault · · Score: 1

    I was actually thinking more of the widely held view of how the moon was created from the earth, and how it would have to be done before the water and all life.

    I don't particularly believe the writers of religious texts are idiots, Paul must have been quite clever to come up with some of the stuff he did and affect so many people over the world, but I think that if God were the God that Christians think he is, then he would have just said we came from animals, because he would know that we would have found out eventually and it would cause many people to doubt and basically go to hell for using their brains. There are far too many things that need to be explained away. If you have to make lots and lots of complex addendums to a theory to keep it valid, it probably isn't actually a valid theory. Maybe you have to place limits on a theory to keep it simple (ie Newtonian physics only works on the level we see, it doesn't apply down on a subatomic level), and that's what you're doing by saying it's just a metaphor, but there are just too many issues for me to believe in it any more.

    One of the most poignant things someone said to me in the last few months is that even if the Christian God does exist, they wouldn't want to worship him. And it's true. That a god would create a bunch of people knowing that some are going to hell, and still call himself 'good'/ is pretty sickening. The good thing to do would just be to blank those people out of existence. Roman Catholicism gets round that by creating the idea of purgatory, but the reformed church doesn't believe in that, and I consider the reformed church to be more 'pure' to what Christianity was originally meant to be. If something has been added later by humans then it's obviously not from God, though you could say that about the new testament over the original Torah too. Basically, you can explain away anything if you want to. But I no longer want to worship a god who would be such a jerk, and if I have to go to some kind of hell for that then so be it. I maybe won't get used to it like a hot bath (as Reverend Lovejoy or his wife mention in The Simpsons), but if I can't do anything about it but take then pain then meh, I can't do anything about it :p

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  270. Re:Oh noes! by Huggs · · Score: 1

    You say it like people don't use and extreme one sided reading of the bible when they want to justify something and don't already suffer from a lot of misunderstandings.

    You say it like people don't do that with EVERYTHING! ;) Just listen to ANY news broadcast and determine for yourself if the information isn't being slanted one way or another. Distortion of truth for personal gain, whether in the Scriptures, media, law or anything else, has been a problem as long as man could think for himself.

    (I use "truth" to mean, simply, what is empirically there, not the Truth of the scriptures.)

  271. It may be the oldest *complete* New Testament by HikingStick · · Score: 1

    But there are manuscripts of the individual gospels and many of the epistles that date much earlier, including some that can reliably be dated within the first century AD.

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  272. Re:Oh noes! by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

    But the entire argument was over the age of the bible. Yes no matter the age of the bible, that doesn't make it any more true.

    However that the bible is the oldest book and that it has been kept unchanged for at least 1850 years, and some parts unchanged for over 2500 years, is as historically accurate as the fact that we had a little war in 1914.

    Evaluating truth in the bible is a complex matter, since the bible itself claims to have been written by inspired individuals, and is not, with a few exceptions, the literal word of God. A few biblical authors actually claim authorship in the text, and for most texts at least approximate authorship information is known. Therefore unlike the quran, which is claimed to be the word of God (despite being written "to average" a few thousand differing oral accounts), and contains stupid mathematical mistakes, is not disproven by a statement that, taken literally proves incorrectness.

    The problem is simple. Both the quran and the bible speak of a flat earth. The bible, however claims that one author saw "a large flat piece of earth", which is exactly what anyone on the surface of the ball shaped earth will see. In the quran however God claims that the earth is flat. Due to the necessity of literalism in that absolutist text (specified in quran 3:7) that disproves its contents. In the bible every book immediately makes clear that it's a historical perspective. How one human saw God's intervention in a specific event. The clearest example is the new testament : it is not the word of God, but 4 human perspectives on the behavior of God, while he was setting an example for humans to follow. The text does not, at all, lend itself to absolutist interpretations, which is probably the reason western civilization isn't absolutist, unlike just about every "alternative" (communism, islam, shinto, buddhism, Iran's whacko state structure ... all are absolutist, a Christian Kingdom isn't).

    You can see that such a claim "the literal word of god" makes a book trivial to disprove, since it presents a lot of easy targets. The bible, however does not present easy targets for getting disproven. For example, in a correct interpretation there is, as long as you accept the special status and special responsability of the human race due to certain gifts from God, no fight between Genesis and Darwin.
    However it is equally trivial to see that Darwin's "the origin of species" does not apply to current human civilization, certainly not in the way it does to animals. All animal and plant species are the way they are due to eternal resource wars fought to extermination between races. Hitler tried that with the human race, and I think we can conclude that, however correct Darwin might have been for animals, we do not want to fight until only a single race is left (in darwin, with the exception of male/female differences, every differing gene is (obviously) a cause for lethal competition), clearly despite a few muslim racist and religious extermination wars in Darfur and Indonesia, we haven't seen anyone try to implement Darwin "let the strongest survive" mentality since the middle of the 20th century on humans. And thank God that we indeed haven't. I do hope that Darwin will prove a lot more wrong on the human front in the 21st century, and that no idiots will start acting like Darwin suggests they do (even though it seems many are trying, again, sadly, they use a religion associated with a race, instead of race directly. Then again, Hitler never used an actual ethnicity, just one in his head, then again, Darwin says this does not matter)

  273. Frog in the well? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  274. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That kind of conversion to atheism does apparently happen to a fair number of fundamentalists. In the view, the reason is that they never really believed in God as much as they believed in the Bible.

  275. Re:Oh noes! by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 2, Informative
    Etymology

    The word inspiration comes by way of the Latin and the King James

    c.1303, "immediate influence of God or a god," especially that under which the holy books were written, from O.Fr. inspiration, from L.L. inspirationem (nom. inspiratio), from L. inspiratus, pp. of inspirare "inspire, inflame, blow into," from in-"in" + spirare "to breathe" (see spirit). Inspire in this sense is c.1340, from O.Fr. enspirer, from L. inspirare, a loan-transl. of Gk. pnein in the Bible. General sense of "influence or animate with an idea or purpose" is from 1390. Inspirational is 1839 as "influenced by inspiration;" 1884 as "tending to inspire."

    found in 2 Tim 3.16-17: "All scripture is given by inspiration of God [theopneustos], and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: that the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works."

    Theopneustos is rendered in the Vulgate with the Latin divinitus inspirata ("divinely breathed into"), but some modern English translations opt for "God-breathed" (NIV) or "breathed out by God" (ESV) and avoid inspiration altogether, since its connotation, unlike its Latin root, leans toward breathing in instead of breathing out .

    The Church Fathers often referred to writings other than the documents that formed or would form the biblical canon as "inspired."

  276. On the literalist argument by HikingStick · · Score: 2, Informative

    The logic behind reading a literal six-day creation is that, while "day" in Hebrew can mean a period of time when used alone, all other references to "day" that include "evening and morning" are references to literal days. Thus, the literalists argue, there is no reason to believe the usage of "day" with the term "evening and morning" in Genesis should be viewed any differently.

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    1. Re:On the literalist argument by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      This may be true - but I avoided that argument entirely. I just said there is no reason both can NOT be literal truth ! In fact Jesus says "For your heavenly father, one day is like a thousand years and a thousand years like one day". This is usually taken just to mean that compared to an eternity, human timelines are meaningless - and it does mean that, but it doesn't only mean that. For God - time is something to be manipulated. He can do something and take a hundred billion years to do it in exactly six days (with apologies to Terry Pratchet for the phrasing).
      Theology isn't science and shouldn't try to be. Science isn't theology - and shouldn't try to be. There is only a contradiction if you imagine God to be limited by the laws he put in, in the first place. I don't.

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    2. Re:On the literalist argument by HikingStick · · Score: 1

      I agree with your statement--for God, time is meaningless. The fundamentalist would argue that the statement "a day is like a thousand years..." has no bearing on the creation account, since Moses was moved to record "day" with "evening and morning" to designate a literal day.

      I've run into a number of professing Christians who cannot accept a literal six-day creation on the basis of the scientific record. What amazes me most is that they view God as one who could create the entire universe, but that he would not have the power to create a universe that would appear very old from the onset. I don't believe it happened that way, but I just find it interesting.

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  277. Re:No resurrection? Do your homework. by catdevnull · · Score: 1
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  278. First time online NOT first time available by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Codex Sinaiticus has been used as a source to help compile Greek bibles and from there to translate the New Testament since at least 1975 or so (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codex_Sinaiticus). This isn't any new information, my seminary has a bound copy of Sinaiticus in the library. It is really cool that it is available online - that's the real story here. Up to this point one had to purchase an expensive photographic reproduction from the British Museum, usually only libraries. Now anyone can look at it (if you can read it), pretty cool.

    On another note, remember that the "oldest bible" (not agreed upon by all researchers) is a misleading term. Sinaiticus is one of the best and most complete representatives of the Alexandrian Text Type (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexandrian_text-type) which dates to as early as the mid second century and "All extant manuscripts of all text-types are at least 85% identical and most of the variations are not translatable into English, such as word order or spelling." (wikipedia).

  279. Re:Oh noes! by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

    "It's too risky for anybody to translate that [The Bible] into other languages. Mistakes can creep in... and that can lead to heresy. True Christians should only read English."

    Amusingly, this used to be that true Christians should only read the Bible in latin and earlier greek versions were junk. I remember one anecdote about the vatican selling hundreds of the earliest surviving copies of the gospels (in greek) as scrap parchment to be made into fireworks.

  280. Re:No resurrection? Do your homework. by PRMan · · Score: 1
    Bible Gateway

    I recommend starting with John and continuing through Acts and Romans. Just those 3 books (which will take about 2-3 hours to read), will give you a very good understanding of the core of Christian belief.

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  281. Re:Oh noes! by HanClinto · · Score: 1

    At least since Uthman -- perhaps his most memorable role as Caliph was to gather up the variant copies of the Qur'an and burn them.

  282. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe there are two seemingly conflicting stories because God is saying something to people who use their brains- "hey, you're not supposed to take the creation stories literally, that's why I got Moses to put two in".

    If there is a God as per the Bible, which is more likely - Moses and God are stupid, or the people taking that bit literally are?

    You think Moses didn't notice when he was writing that stuff down? Or think that other people would not notice? My bet is Moses wasn't that stupid.

    Perhaps God doesn't like smart alecs? Or people who think they're smarter than they actually are?

    A lot of the stuff in the Bible might look ok at first read (to the people who can barely read anyway ;) ), stupid at second read (first read to the people who think they can read ;) ), then sometimes not so stupid at X read.

    By the way, according to Genesis there was a tree of life in the Garden of Eden, there was no prohibition from eating fruit from that tree (and thus living forever) but they chose not to. Instead they ate fruit from the prohibited tree instead - the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.

    Was that terrible of God? Don't forget though - God also had a plan to save us. Some bits of the plan don't make sense to me, and some bits make a lot of sense and so I'll keep reading.

    Can you imagine being imperfect and living forever? In my imagination that could be the worst thing that could happen to someone. Forever is a very very long time. Longer than the lifespan of a universe. Longer than ten lifespans of a universe. Want to live forever? You better be made perfect by God first. You can't be made perfect by yourself or some other imperfect being.

    People who want to laugh at the Bible, or take all of it literally rather than use their brains to figure out what the big picture might be like, should go read the Song of Songs literally:

    http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=26&chapter=4&version=31&context=chapter

  283. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually again, "the book of the dead" is the title of an archeological account by Karl Richard Lepsius, created in 1842. So the "book of the dead" is a platry 165 years old.

    And there was nothing called a "Dead Sea scroll" before 1947, so I guess they're only 60 years old then.

  284. God don't let 'em do it by PetrusMagnusII · · Score: 1

    Please God, I pray to thee, don't let some idiot make this in to yet another iPod Bible App.

  285. I loved this: by geekoid · · Score: 1

    "Gravity: Doesn't exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them. "

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  286. Re:Oh noes! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Finally someone gets it right.

    The King James was translated, with said translation itself being inspired, from an earlier work which was also considered inspired. This chain of inspired goes back through simple copies to translations to the original Greek or Hebrew, as necessary.

    A religious person would have to conclude that this 4th century Bible was, in fact, a Satan-perverted nth copy, and that the originals, perhaps lost, reflected Jesus properly.

    But this is hardly a new issue. 1500 years ago, theologians realized there were earlier works that looked as if the sacred works were derivatives evolving from them. They, quite literally, proposed the Devil set those up to make it look the True stuff merely evolved from it.

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  287. Re:Oh noes! by Alsee · · Score: 1

    I hear he also learned to speak Klingon, with pretty much the same outcome.

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  288. online by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

    I am converted. Truly, if they managed to put the Codex Sinaiticus online.

    Even if the book does not have an ethernet port, and relies on 1600 year old SLIP it's tremendous foresight that the original illuminators had to even include a comm port of any kind. Fair play to them.

    My only concern is that if it's firewall has not been updated in many centuries, won't it get hacked.

    And of course, the natural curiosity - does it run Linux ?

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  289. Re:Oh noes! by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's common knowledge that the bible is a collection of different works. That is why it is organized into books and chapters. The King James Version of the bible was actually an attempt to organize everything into one package. Before that, a bible was more like a library.

  290. 1600 YEARS!!!! by deft · · Score: 1

    Wow, thats almost older than the earth!

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  291. Re:Oh noes! by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    They (the "they" usually being poorly educated Protestant hillbillies) consider inspired because they're a bunch of anti-intellectual morons who distrust change or any educated clergy capable of reading Greek or Hebrew.

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  292. Perhaps the other way around... by gillbates · · Score: 1

    Q: From where did we get the Bible?

    A: The Church. The community of faith saw to it that the Gospels were written down, and before that, the Jews saw to it that Scripture was recorded. These groups recognized these books as the word of God.

    So it shouldn't surprise anyone that the Catholic Church's interpretation of the Bible is the "correct" one. When it comes to matters of interpretation, the Magisterium (that is, Catholic Tradition) can often be illuminating. It shouldn't surprise anyone if the two are in accord. You would expect a witness and his written testimony to agree; or a professor and his thesis to agree; why would the Bible be any different?

    This is no secret - its a matter of historical fact. From time to time, some group will try to split away from the Church based on their own, unique, interpretation of the Bible. Often times, such interpretations are really heretical, because they deny things which, while they may be ambiguous in the Bible, were not at all ambiguous to early Christians. You know, things like the divinity of Jesus, and such.

    So when a Catholic has a question of a matter of the faith, he is in the right to ask the Church. Because they know. In two thousand years, most of the questions of faith the common person experiences have already be asked and answered and written down. You just have to look.

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    1. Re:Perhaps the other way around... by bryguy5 · · Score: 1

      This is definately the key issue of the protestant reformation -

      Martin Luthers - solo scripture, His belief that the written bible trumped church papal authority. Although even he acknowledged that we use tradition, logic, and experience to interpret the bible (Wesleyian Quadrangle).

      While the Catholics point out that the bible was the writings that came out of the church -the community of faith and so it is the church that was primary.

      Martin and others felt the Church had drifted through the centuries from the early witness of the scripture and pushed hard for changes and ultimately broke off into their own groups. Forsaking church authority for messy debates of scripture, logic, and intepretation.

      Anyway Protestants get excited about newly discovered old testament manuscripts because they get us closer to the living, breathing, historic Jesus that is the real foundation of the faith.

      Now the actual text is old news for bible readers - already incorporated by anyone who isn't clutching their old King James with a death grip. What's new here is the making it public which could kill a lot of FUD about "changes" and "conspiracies" and highlight some of the real issues of biblical scholorship.

  293. Re:Oh noes! by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    Have you ever heard of the Strong's concordance?

    If I say "Hi, how are you" in any language that you can understand, am I still saying "Hi, how are you?". The catholics used to use Latin before the dictionary which served two purposed. Latin was already a dead language which mean words and meaning couldn't be changed any more and served for locking meaning into the words. The second purpose was that no matter where in the world you were, if you attended their church, you could understand and know the sermon. This isn't really necessary with the invention/conception of a dictionary and is part of the reasons why they did away with it.

    BTW, it wasn't that long ago you could goto church in Latin and it wasn't that long ago that you could read the bible in Latin. I guess the biggest differences is that English Christians don't expect their followers to be idiots like other religions do. Like I said, "Hi, how are you" means the same thing spoken in any language that the recipient can understand.

  294. Re:Oh noes! by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

    Killing is not incompatible with Christianity.

    Please elaborate. I was raised Christian, and while I don't believe in it, those 10 commandmenty thingies are pretty much the fundamental building blocks of the religion.

    Around about 200 AD a church in Rome claimed that they were the only ones who could properly interpret the bible and that their interpretation and in fact their commandments were the will of christ. They went so far as to eventually decide which gospels and versions fo gospels were "true" and should be included in what is now the bible.

    People have been justifying murder as compatible with christianity ever since by claiming the church can legitimize killing and disobedience to the church is a sin.

  295. Re:Oh noes! by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    Why is it the enemy of all religions?

    Science was started by religions. Science doesn't speak to religion and I'm puzzled to why you think it is an enemy. Even in the evolution creation debate, there is so little in conflict that a belief in creation or god doesn't disqualify anyone from scientific work or doing science in over 99% of the science fields out there.

  296. Whats wrong with using AD/BC by camperdave · · Score: 1

    What's wrong with AD and BC?

    Because whoever started that system did not start counting at zero. Either they didn't consider years to be ordinal numbers, or didn't consider zero to be a number, or whatever. Either way, they started count from one, and now whenever we do date calculations that cross the AD/BC line, we have to add or subtract one in order to make the math work.

    Remember folks, when using numbers as labels, always start at zero.

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    1. Re:Whats wrong with using AD/BC by Anspen · · Score: 1

      They also didn't start at 1. The first time the 'year' was calculated was early in the second century. Not to mention that if Jesus really existed the year is wrong anyway (Herodutus died several years before AD 1).

  297. Re:theologically correct, not historically accurat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Historical accuracy"

    I do not think this means what you think it means.

  298. Re:Oh noes! by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

    Faith, hop, and charity... and the greatest of these is hop.

    Clearly you have a better memory than mine :)

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  299. Re:theologically correct, not historically accurat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do you know that it was not the other way around?

    Are you suggesting that they included only the books that did not support their views?

    The history of early Christianity is well known. Everyone knows about Arianus and all other leaders/sects/whatever that were declared heretical and persecuted, through killing, confiscation of property, denial of position, etc. This is common knowledge and available in many books. I'm not going to provide a bibliography for something that is not seriously in dispute.

  300. dead sea scrolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HAH...another so called word of god book...written by man, edited by man, interpreted by man...to suit the desires of the men in power...

    Worthless as far as a belief items, nice that an old piece of FICTION can be read online though

  301. Re:Oh noes! by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

    Actually it is both in Latin and in Greek, and arameic, and hebrew, and ... The versions that were accepted as bible were initally spread with greek and latin versions of the same text on facing pages, or only the latin text.

    As I recall, this is not true. Originally it was primarily in greek, with some documents including original translations into some other languages. The first bibles with greek and latin on facing pages were written much later, although still predating the vulgate.

    Latin is certainly the language of the bible, despite the book being originally written in greek.

    One could just as easily argue that English is the language of the bible, despite Latin having been the most popular for a long time.

  302. Re:Oh noes! by ahoehn · · Score: 1

    I took a class on this in college, and it seemed to me that the KJV FTW! crowd has come to their beliefs in the same way as many other offshoot religious groups: A series of anecdotes turns into truth.

    Most of the KVJ only'ers had the same argument, it went something like this: "When I/others read different translations, I/they get so confused, and have trouble finding the 'truth'. When we read the KJV, everything's so clear."

    So of course it doesn't make sense to think of a later version of the bible as more accurate than an earlier version, which is why they rely on a series of anecdotes to support their beliefs. Anecdotes are much harder to argue with than facts.

    Speaking of anecdotes, a town (Touchet, WA) near where I grew up used to have a giant billboard in the center of town that depicted a large lion with the letters "KJV" on its side, trampling a pile of other translations. It was brilliant. An effective witnessing tool I'm sure.

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  303. Re:Oh noes! by khellendros1984 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The 10 Commandments are fundamental to Jewish beliefs. They are part of God's pact with Moses and the Jews. Christians basically have 2: "Love God" and "do unto others".

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  304. Re:No resurrection? Do your homework. by X0563511 · · Score: 1

    Well, in which version? From your linked site, I see available several versions. Would you have any recommendation? I'm hoping there is a clearcut one that's more truth and less "edited to keep the serfs happy".

    (versions listed on that site, in English)
    * 21st Century King James Version
    * American Standard Version
    * Amplified Bible
    * Contemporary English Version
    * Darby Translation
    * Douay-Rheims 1899 American Edition
    * English Standard Version
    * Holman Christian Standard Bible
    * King James Version
    * New American Standard Bible
    * New Century Version
    * New International Reader's Version
    * New International Version
    * New International Version - UK
    * New King James Version
    * New Living Translation
    * The Message
    * Today's New International Version
    * Worldwide English
    * Wycliffe New Testament
    * Young's Literal Translation

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  305. Parody by DesScorp · · Score: 1

    I thought Landover baptist was a parody site?

    I wouldn't be surprised if a number of people here think it's real. That's what they think a church looks like.

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    1. Re:Parody by Broken+scope · · Score: 1

      In my various churches, I've met a few people who could give the landover guys a run for their money.

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  306. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Holy crap, how did this misinformed, jingoistic tripe get modded +4 informative?

  307. Re:No resurrection? Do your homework. by X0563511 · · Score: 1

    I've done some poking and it looks like Young's Literal is probably the best for me.

    Thanks though!

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  308. Hypocrisy by DesScorp · · Score: 1

    "Best ones? Hypocrasy."

    Christians see a huge difference in innocent life... a baby certainly is innocent... and someone that chose to do great evil.

    You find that hypocritical. And yet I find it hypocritical that people would choose to abort a baby, and yet spare a murderer.

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  309. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thou shalt not kill REQUIRES some sort of qualifier. It does not say murder, meaning killing of a human being, it says kill, and that would mean ending the life of anything alive. Man can not survive without killing. Even if you are vegetarian, you kill plants to eat them. So the fact that the word for kill, not murder is used, means that we either need to interpret that in some context, or that God was deciding that all of his followers should die very quickly.

  310. On BC/AD vs. BCE/CE by DesScorp · · Score: 1

    CE and BCE are stupid. Not only because they look alike, but because they're new. January is named after the god Janus. All words have historical references. Some we know, others we don't. The point is that we have common and accepted terms that we use. What's the point in making up new ones? We still have to learn the old. This is just creating more work and confusion, especially when the new terms look alike.

    Right on. Moving to BCE/CE was just politically correct silliness to me. As the parent poster noted, do you have to believe in Greco-Roman gods to support the naming of our months? BC/AD is easier, and we should have stuck with it. The argument for changing the system was that it would offend non-Christians. Well, too bad. How many other things are we going to change in order to accommodate a politically correct naming convention? Planets? Cities? Landmarks? You don't even have to believe in the divinity of Christ to acknowledge the historical impact the man had, just like I don't have to be a Zeus/Jupiter worshipper to appreciate the names of the planets. We should have left well enough alone.

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  311. Eat This Book by djKing · · Score: 1

    Eugene Peterson's Eat This Book has quite a bit to say on translation and why it is part of the Christian way. He also takes the King James Version to task. Worth a read.

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  312. Re:You don't have to check your brain at the door. by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Lee Strobel's "Case for *" books are very good.

  313. Not so, sir by DesScorp · · Score: 3, Informative

    "For the Romans, Jesus was a John Doe. Just another non-citizen nutter who spoke against the Emperor and was nailed for it. Business as usual."

    Have you read the Gospels? Jesus did not speak out against the Roman Empire. He preached keeping your faith to God and worldly affairs separate ("render unto to Caesar"). This is why Pontius Pilate was so perplexed that Jesus had been arrested. He could find no fault with the man, and certainly didn't find that he'd rebelled against Rome in any way. Jesus was arrested because the old Hebrew priesthood considered him a blasphemer and wanted him dead. They just didn't want the blood on their own hands, so they turned him over to the Romans. Recall that Pilate pleaded with the crowd to let Jesus go.

    This little meme really annoys me, because it's starting to catch on in some circles. Shane Claiborne writes in his books that Jesus came to topple Rome. He did no such thing, and he made his purposes clear. He was here for the coming kingdom, not this one. The Jews rejected him as a Messiah in part because he wouldn't oppose Rome. They thought the Messiah would be a kind of military commander to free them from the Roman yoke.

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    1. Re:Not so, sir by jdevivre · · Score: 1

      Thank you. Dead on. Isn't it troubling how easy it is for everyone (myself included) to "diss" something they actually only know very little about? They haven't read or even vaguely understood what they are so quick to denounce and provide details (!) about.

      I try not to do the same to other texts, like the Kuran. I haven't read it. I'm just going by what I've heard/read about it. It muzzles my criticism.

      I wonder if I were to say something as distorted about, say, The Lord of the Rings or The Watchmen or a text they *do* know well that they would see how they are applying their ignorance. Probably not.

    2. Re:Not so, sir by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      Jesus did not speak out against the Roman Empire. He preached keeping your faith to God and worldly affairs separate

      The first sentence is more or less correct (directly at least), the second is completely wrong. Directly speaking against Rome would have cut his ministry way short. However, he was continually speaking out against the upper-class Jewish leaders who were collaborating with the Romans (and thus against the people). They are the bad guys in nearly every story.

      A big clue is the story of casting the demons from the possessed man into the sea. Do you think its a total coincidence that the writer named the demons "Legion", the name of the enforcement arm of the Roman Empire in his country? Believe that if you want to, but I don't believe in coincidence.

    3. Re:Not so, sir by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >

      The Jews rejected him because they didn't view him as the Messiah. Your conjecture on the reason is based on your Christian Bias.

      You are entitled to your belief though.

      Due to the turbulent nature of the times, there were other individuals who claimed to be the Messiah, who were also rejected by the vast majority of the Jews. Jesus was just one of them.

      Also, nailing to the cross was a common Roman punishment.

    4. Re:Not so, sir by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "For the Romans, Jesus was a John Doe. Just another non-citizen nutter who spoke against the Emperor and was nailed for it. Business as usual."

      Have you read the Gospels? Jesus did not speak out against the Roman Empire. He preached keeping your faith to God and worldly affairs separate ("render unto to Caesar"). This is why Pontius Pilate was so perplexed that Jesus had been arrested. He could find no fault with the man, and certainly didn't find that he'd rebelled against Rome in any way. Jesus was arrested because the old Hebrew priesthood considered him a blasphemer and wanted him dead. They just didn't want the blood on their own hands, so they turned him over to the Romans. Recall that Pilate pleaded with the crowd to let Jesus go.

      This little meme really annoys me, because it's starting to catch on in some circles. Shane Claiborne writes in his books that Jesus came to topple Rome. He did no such thing, and he made his purposes clear. He was here for the coming kingdom, not this one. The Jews rejected him as a Messiah in part because he wouldn't oppose Rome. They thought the Messiah would be a kind of military commander to free them from the Roman yoke.

      The Jews rejected him because they didn't view him as the Messiah. Your conjecture on the reason is based on your Christian Bias.

      You are entitled to your belief though.

      Due to the turbulent nature of the times, there were other individuals who claimed to be the Messiah, who were also rejected by the vast majority of the Jews. Jesus was just one of them.

      Also, nailing to the cross was a common Roman punishment.

  314. Re:No resurrection? Do your homework. by MikeV · · Score: 2, Informative

    Everyone has a preference. I prefer New King James, even tho it's based on the Textus Receptus and isn't completely up-to-date with current and more complete textual witnesses (tho it does include notes referring to the differences if you get a study bible version of this translation). NASB is also another good choice that I like to read. I've been looking at the Holman bible too. If you get one, get a bona fide study bible. The extra cross-references and notes on other texts are very helpful.

    As to the best recommendation for the absolute best "version"? I like the UBS Greek as well as Robinson's compilation of the Byzantine Greek texts. Greek isn't hard to learn and there's nothing that will expand your understanding more than getting closer to the original writers. Mounce has a lot of good texts to help you learn Greek too. Nowadays, light reading is the English translations I have - study is the Greek itself.

  315. The Changelog of Changelogs by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1

    Yes, whole sections of OT law are obviously superseded by the new testament (that's kind of the point), but that doesn't mean they aren't included in the bible.

    Sounds like God could have used CVS.

  316. Re:Oh noes! by DragonWriter · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From a religious point of view, if there is anything inspired, it would be the first version in its original language.

    Why? Why wouldn't it be just as valid, from a "religious point of view", for a particular translation to be seen as inspired or, say, for the original writing of the various documents later assembled into the "Bible" and the assembly of the canon and many translations into many different languages at different times all to be seen as inspired? Is there something in the definition of "religious point of view" that mandates that inspiration happen once, and only with regard to the first reduction of an idea to writing?

  317. Re:Oh noes! by Knuckles · · Score: 1

    Thou shalt not kill REQUIRES some sort of qualifier.

    Ok, point conceded. But since one usually does not talk about killing in regards to plants, I would wager that we are talking about humans here (insert disclaimer re common usage in King James' time).

    So there.

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  318. Re:Oh noes! by toddhisattva · · Score: 1

    George Bush, for example, claims to be a Christian. Hasn't he heard "thou shalt not kill?" Yet when he was Governor of the state that executes more men than any other state, he executed more men than any other Governor of that state. How could anyone who believed the Bible act like that?

    Because he put his duty above his faith?

    Naw, couldn't be, that does not fit the template!

  319. Definitely not Before Christ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, CE was originally "Christian Era" but some people got oversensitive about that, so they changed it to "Common." But the Gospels about Jesus were *definitely* not written "Before Christ."

    Of course, we're off by about 4-6 years, anyhow, thanks to a miscalculation by an ancient monk (Jesus was presumably born around 4-6 BC), but whatever.

    Yes, there are some fringe scholars who try to write Jesus out of the picture and make Paul the founder of Christianity, but only for shock value. It's like trying to explain the universe, but leaving out the Big Bang (or Horrendous Space Kablooie, depending on your preference).

    1. Re:Definitely not Before Christ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the Gospels about Jesus were *definitely* not written "Before Christ."

      Actually since theres no record of such a person or any of the supernatural events, *everything* is *still* Before Christ, if you insist on using silly fairy tale names.

  320. Not the First Time Online... by MikeV · · Score: 1

    Actually, it's not the first time it's been made available online:
    http://www.biblefacts.org/church/pdf/Codex%20Sinaiticus.pdf

  321. Re:Oh noes! by CrazedSanity · · Score: 1

    People misunderstanding the bible... hmm... isn't that called Catholicism? (sorry for the flamebait. I had to.)

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  322. Re:Oh noes! by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

    And that is what has fueled christianity's spread throughout widely-ranging and disparate areas of the globe among people with absolutely nothing else in common.

    Christianity is among the easiest religions to matriculate to, and also seemingly the most missionary. I wouldn't argue either way about christianity's rights or wrongs, but you have to admit that it is a pretty fascinating case study in sociology. And deciding whether christianity's means and success is due to luck, design, or intelligent design is a mystery we may never solve.

    -b

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  323. Re:Oh noes! by sm62704 · · Score: 1

    "You cannot serve two masters" -the bible. If you put duty before faith, you have no faith.

    Besides, he had a DUTY to execute more men than any other Governor or of the state that executes more men than any other state? No, he's a cold blooded sociopath who will stop at nothing to advance his aims, not unlike most other powerful men.

    He is to be pitied.

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  324. Re:Oh noes! by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1

    Ok, so please explain to me why the commandment states simply "thou shalt not kill" without andding qualifiers?

    The sixth commandment forbids murder. The ethical theology that lies behind this prohibition is the fact that all men and women have been created in the image of God (Gen 1:26-27; 9:6). While Hebrew possesses seven words for killing, the word used here--rasah --appears only forty-seven times in the OT. If any one of the seven words could signify "murder," where the factors of premeditation and intentionality are present, this is the verb. Recently, however, some have complained (see Childs, Exodus p. 420, for the bibliography and argument) that many of the instances of this verb relate to blood vengeance and the role of the avenger (go'el in Num 35; Deut 4:41-43; 19:1-13; Josh 20:3). Without exception, however, in the later periods (e.g., Ps 94:6; Prov 22:13; Isa 1:21; Hos 4:2; 6:9; Jer 7:9) it carries the idea of murder with intentional violence. Every one of these instances stresses the act or allegation of premeditation and deliberateness--and that is at the heart of this verb. Thus this prohibition does not apply to beasts (Gen 9:3), to defending one's home from night-time burglars (Exod 22:2), to accidental killings (Deut 19:5), to the execution of murderers by the state (Gen 9:6), or to involvement with one's nation in certain types of war as illustrated by Israel's history. It does apply, however, to self-murder (i.e., suicide), to all accessories to murder (2 Sam 12:9), and to those who have authority but fail to use it to punish known murderers (1 Kings 21:19).

    (From the Expositor's Bible Commentary)

  325. Re:Oh noes! by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

    We don't question the authenticity of other ancient books...

  326. Post ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I claim 666th post!

  327. Re:Oh noes! by mentaldrano · · Score: 1

    I'm very disappointed that the whole thing wasn't written as a collection of image macros. That ain't lolcat, it's just stupid.

  328. Re:Oh noes! by DragonWriter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The catholics used to use Latin before the dictionary which served two purposed. Latin was already a dead language which mean words and meaning couldn't be changed any more and served for locking meaning into the words.

    Except that it wasn't a dead language as a result of the Church using it, and meaning did change (and often was opaque to start with) in Church Latin. Heck, there are still debates about exactly what certain terms mean in the Latin original of the current code of Canon Law.

    The second purpose was that no matter where in the world you were, if you attended their church, you could understand and know the sermon.

    The sermon (properly, the homily) in the Catholic Mass was the only part usually in the vernacular even when the service itself was in Latin. IIRC, the usual practice was (and remains, in those groups maintaining the Tridentine Mass) that the homily was in the vernacular when laity were present, but in Latin when only clergy and religious were present at the Mass.

  329. Jesus! *I* am your father!! by Reziac · · Score: 1

    Actually, back around 1978 someone wrote and published a book about how Star Wars (1977) proved the correctness of Christianity, and how SW was a parable of the Christ, or some such blather. I don't have a copy and can't find the title offhand, but the notion is hardly unique to Slashdot.

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  330. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Just a correction, Quran was "inspired" in Arabic and written in Arabic. Muhammed was an Arab and lived among Arabs. Evidence of Arabic scripts is available as early as 8th century BC. Some of the finest Arabic poetry is as old as 4th century BC.

    You are mixing fonts and typefaces with languages. Kufic is a typeface and a beautiful one at that. Modern Arabic script has its origins in Nabataean Aramaic and was finalized in it current script in the late 8th century AD.

    So, today's Quran is the same as the Original Quran. Both written in Arabic but with different typefaces and scripts. One must differentiate between translation and transliteration. For example: "elah" and "god" are the same, but the first is a transliteration in Arabic with Latin alphabet while the second is a translation into English.

    My 2 cents.

  331. Re:Oh noes! by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They went so far as to eventually decide which gospels and versions fo gospels were "true" and should be included in what is now the bible.

    Actually that decision was taken following a survey of various churches by a guy called Eusebius of Caeserea in the 4th century, in order to ascertain what was regarded as canonical by each congregation. The current canon is a a result of the consensus reached by the survey. Eusebius even included some books he didn't particularly like because weight of opinion by the church was in favour of said books. Everything was put into three categories: books universally acknowledged (4 gospels, Acts of the Apostles, letters of Paul (number not given, would have included Hebrews), the 1st epistle of John and likewise that of Peter, Revelation); disputed books (James, Jude, 2nd Peter, so called 2nd & 3rd John); spurious books (e.g. Shepherd of Hemas).

    You're possibly thinking of the Muratorian fragment, which details the views of the Roman church on the their collection of manuscripts in the 2nd century.

  332. Re:Oh noes! by ginbot462 · · Score: 1

    There really is a lolcat for everything. Maybe ceiling cat will become the next FSM. Or a religious war will break about between the two.

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  333. Not BCE, Not CE, AD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw the 400 BCE also, and thought Bible meant Torah here. The article says 1,400 years ago, which is circa 400 AD.

    I personally don't like the Common Era (CE) dates. If we're really going to make a standard, then let's have a year zero.

    -1 The year before Mary was pregnant.
      0 The year including most of the 40-week pregnancy.
    +1 The year Jesus was born.

    Finally, let's use Julian Days like every database vendor does internally!

  334. Re:Oh noes! by Krater76 · · Score: 1

    Muslims believe that one can truly understand the Koran only in the original Arabic; Jews are instructed in Hebrew in their youth; Hindus learn Sanskrit in order to read the Bhagavad Gita and other writings. But among Christians, only scholars and specialists have even the slightest knowledge of the Greek in which the New Testament is written.

    Curious . . . .

    This is talked about extensively in 'God Is Not Great' by Christopher Hitchens. The plain fact is that those who cannot read the source material cannot form their own opinions about the source material. This keeps the power in the hands of the church.

    The reason Islam is the mess that it is is because it depends on the uneducated and typically illiterate masses to do what they are told the Koran says. If someone tells me what the bible says I can go look it up myself and interpret it myself - and I sure as hell don't know Latin or Greek.

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  335. Re:theologically correct, not historically accurat by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Gnostics are a good example. They were slaughtered by the Emperors after Constantine, and they had their own Gospels.

    Though there are many documents that could be included among the gnostic gospels, the term most commonly refers to the following:

            * Gospel of Mary (recovered in 1896)
            * Gospel of Thomas (versions found in Oxyrhynchus, Egypt in 1898, and again in the Nag Hammadi Library)
            * Gospel of Truth (Nag Hammadi Library)
            * Gospel of Philip (Nag Hammadi Library)
            * Gospel of Judas (recovered via the antiquities black market in 1983, and then reconstructed in 2006)

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  336. Re:Oh noes! by opec · · Score: 1

    and it's only surviving full books destroyed by those muslims when they burned the library of alexandria, believing it to be competition for the quran.

    Mod parent down please.

  337. Another Perspective by wrkerr · · Score: 2, Informative

    First of all, I want to say that I find this kind of misinformation and mockery really disappointing. I've been a slashdot reader for a while, and usually I'm impressed with how fairly and objectively this crowd deals with issues. Unfortunately, whenever a religion-related topic comes up, large quantities of respect and open-mindedness seem to vanish.

            First regarding myself; I'm sure I'm considered radical by many, but I like to consider myself Biblical in my ideology and worldview. I strive to live by the principals I find in the Bible, while I'll be the first to admit that I often fail at this.

            Regarding Scripture, I think the Bible has proven it's validity and accuracy both prophetically, as well as personally for me. I therefore believe that the original texts were inerrant and infallible; the authors were under direct and authoritative inspiration. Certainly because we do not have the originals, only copies of copies, there have been transcription errors, as well as the unfortunate intentional addition or omission by a over-zealous handler of the texts. Contrary to popular belief though, we can logically conclude with a reasonable degree of certainty, that these mishandling are minor. At least regarding the New Testament, after the writing copies were almost immediately spread across the known and civilized world. As an earlier poster mentioned, the earlier manuscripts that we have are then descended from those copies that were spread. The differences between the manuscripts that we have are almost all minor and most are easily identifiable as change. Therefore if any changes were made that we don't know of, they necessarily would have been made in the very small window of time between original authorship and duplication/spread, otherwise the manuscripts we have (some quite recently), could not be so similar.

    So basically, to put it clearly, as does the Chicago Statement on Biblical Inerrancy:

    "WE AFFIRM that inspiration, strictly speaking, applies only to the autographic text of Scripture, which in the providence of God can be ascertained from available manuscripts with great accuracy. We further affirm that copies and translations of Scripture are the Word of God to the extent that they faithfully represent the original.

    WE DENY that any essential element of the Christian faith is affected by the absence of the autographs. We further deny that this absence renders the assertion of Biblical inerrancy invalid or irrelevant."

            Finally, regarding the current state of the Christian faith, there have been many very valid accusations of bigotry and hypocrisy directed toward some of those who claim the banner of Christianity. When dealing with this sort of situation please remember that a outward claims and truth can often be very different. Read 1 John, starting with chapter 2:1-6. John very clearly explains what it really means to abide in Christ (to have true faith). Please do not disregard Christ and what I consider to be His infallible teachings on the basis of fallible humans and their mistakes, or even their knowledge-less zealotry.

            Before judgment is passed on an ideology, consider it with an open mind. Compare a modern translation with this online one, pray about it and actually read and study it; I don' t think you will be disappointed.

    http://www.twowaystolive.com/

  338. Re:Oh noes! by slcdb · · Score: 1

    The way I see it, God wrote two books (from a Christian perspective, anyway): the Bible, and the Universe.

    One of those books was written by human hands and minds and is prone to human error, tampering, or outright forgery. The other contains things that simply cannot be forged or manipulated, such as: evidence of the continued expansion of the universe, the cosmic microwave background radiation, the structure of the atom, etc.

    One of the two is far older (closer to the original source?) than the other, as well.

    Which book do you think would be the most reliable source of information? And BTW, it takes faith to believe in either one of these books.

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  339. Re:Oh noes! by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1

    No no, that's not a religious view - that's a scientific point of view - something which is the enemy of all religion.

    Really? Then why do so many Christian scholars take that very view? And why were Michael Faraday and James Clerk Maxwell two of the greatest ever scientists and yet also evangelical Christians?

  340. Re:Oh noes! by t0rkm3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just so you know, there is some argument over whether Kufic script was the original medium for the Quran. It seems the gents in the link below have a pretty good argument against Kufic being the initial written version of the Quran.

    Given the difficulty of reading Arabic scripts at the time and the duty of the qurra to preserve it's continuity, the Quran has many translation issues as well.

    For a great deal of the work, it could be be compared to the Catholic version of the Bible as presented in Latin. The Quran in Arabic is considered to be the authoritative translation... but is it?

    http://www.debate.org.uk/topics/history/bib-qur/qurmanu.htm

  341. Re:Oh noes! by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1

    It's not at all curious. It comes about from a belief that the word of God should be accessible to anyone, not just a scholarly elite. At the same time, anyone is free to learn the original languages and read the best available texts. Most denominations would encourage anyone interested to do so and theological colleges and seminaries usually provide courses for people to learn the languages. There are plenty of books on it as well. In addition, there are plenty of commentaries that allow for varying levels of familiarity with the original languages.

  342. Re:Oh noes! by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1

    If the KJ version of the bible preaches values that match peoples' opinions better than other versions of the bible, then it's the best version. I'm a little surprised that something that old is the most popular one; I'd think a 21st century bible could do even better.

    There are very few denominations that would push the KJV as the best translation. In fact, go into a theological college or seminary, bring the topic up, and you'll be likely be pointed towards the New Revised Standard Version, English Standard Version or New American Standard Bible, all of which are late 20th/early 21st century translations. You may even be handed a Nestle-Aland 27th edition Greek New Testament and a copy of Duff's 'Elements of N.T. Greek' (or possibly Mounce).

  343. I know what doesn't add up... by anti-human+1 · · Score: 1

    My guess is that its both of your ability to understand exactly what 4th Century means. TFA mentions nothing about it being BCE. The second link in the submission says it was made 1600 years ago, which jives with what the AP article says. I'm guessing the submitter made the mistake, being as editors don't edit.

    I, for one, would greatly like to see a bible written 400 BCE. Somehow, I don't think that's going to happen.

    1. Re:I know what doesn't add up... by sharp-bang · · Score: 1

      I, for one, would greatly like to see a bible written 400 BCE.

      That would be a "Torah". :-)

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    2. Re:I know what doesn't add up... by non-sequitur · · Score: 1

      I, for one, would greatly like to see a bible written 400 BCE. Somehow, I don't think that's going to happen.

      The Old Testament fits that description, written between the 12th and 2nd century BCE.

    3. Re:I know what doesn't add up... by riceboy50 · · Score: 1

      You could also include the various other writings that went into the OT that date back to BCE. The Torah is just the Law, or the first five books.

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    4. Re:I know what doesn't add up... by White+Flame · · Score: 1

      I, for one, would greatly like to see a bible written 400 BCE. Somehow, I don't think that's going to happen.

      Various Dead Sea Scrolls date back to a few centuries BCE, though I don't think 4.

  344. Re:theologically correct, not historically accurat by kungfugleek · · Score: 1
    Ok, so the "they" in my original question were mostly emperors who called themselves Christian, even though their actions didn't really follow what was Christian behavior up until Constantine came to power. Before Constantine, I guess, Christians were mostly pacifists. Once it became the state religion, people started calling themselves Christian just to obtain power (not like that's unheard of these days).

    I guess it's pretty tricky to study historical records and discern which people were really Christians and which were just saying that they were. Heck, it's pretty tricky even when you *know* someone.

  345. Re:Oh noes! by 680x0 · · Score: 1

    Killing is not incompatible with Christianity.

    I'm confused. Is one of the 10 Commandments "Thou shalt not kill... unless they did something bad, or you don't like their religion, or they're invading your country"? Or perhaps "Thou shalt not kill, unless you have a good reason"?

    Christians are supposed to love their enemies, and do good to those who harm them.

    Yeah, at least if you're an excessively naive and suicidal Christian.

    Um, as I recall Jesus said to "turn the other cheek". It sounds like you're saying that following the teachings of Jesus is not a prerequisite for being a Christian. It seems you may be right, as the majority of people who call themselves Christian don't follow his teachings. However, many of these self-described Christians see this as a failing of themselves (i.e. they are unsuccessfully trying to follow the teachings of Christ), not as the proper way to be a Christian (i.e. feel that the proper way to be a Christian is to not follow the teachings of Christ).

  346. Re:Oh noes! by DamienRBlack · · Score: 1
    Sure, "hi, how are you", has a pretty consistent meaning, but it is clear to me that you are unilingual. Meaning shift and have many overtones which cannot be translated from one language to another. Especially when you start getting into religious, symbolic language. It is very hard to translate common phrases or idioms and retain all their original meaning. It becomes hard, especially after multiple translations to to understand the original tone of the speaker, especially if the translator wasn't very careful to preserve it. What were once analogies may be taken as literal, what was was literal may seem symbolic.

    To give a simple example that a unilingual like you might understand, take the following sentance, "her eyes stoked fires in my heart". It seems like a very simple sentence to translate, but underneath it are many analogies that might only exist in our language. For example, the idea that the heart is the location of love and warm fuzzy emotions might not exist in another language or culture. The correlation between fires and passion might not exist. It the translator isn't careful, the reader may think that her eyes are causing indigestion. Therefor, a careful translator would translate the phrase to something which literally says "her eyes bring love to mind", or maybe "her eyes make passionate take over my soul", all depending on what would be a roughly equivalent phrase in the language we're translating to. Now, imagine translating that back to english. The translator wouldn't know that the original said anything about a heart or fires, so he'd end up with "her eyes make me feel passion". Which is clearly a different statement than the original.

    When translating from one language to another, decisions like these have to be made every single line. Only the most simplistic of writing can be translated literally. Now, imagine these changes mounting up, many in each paragraph. Even a single translation can significantly alter the tone or a work unless the translator is very talented. Even then, it alters the tone a little. Now imagine the dozens of times the bible has been translated and try and tell me whether Strong's concordance seems to apply anymore. And we haven't even touch on translation -errors-.

  347. Re:Oh, the irony! AKA Whats wrong with using AD/BC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meh, I prefer a.Y.P.S (Anno Yersina Pestis Spiritus)

  348. Re:Oh noes! by againjj · · Score: 1

    There are people who do believe that the King James version is the "inspired" Word of God. I don't fully understand why would they consider a translation the "inspired" one.

    From a religious point of view, if there is anything inspired, it would be the first version in its original language. So the closer you get to the original ones, theoretically would be the better.

    Many people do not trust later editions, because they claim that those translators were pushing agendas. They say that the KJV was done by a group of scholars that can be trusted as much as if not more than any group that followed, and so that translation is the most trustworthy. Further, since many branches reject one or another translation for whatever reason, the KJV is the one easily accessible English translation that all branches of English-speaking Christianity accept.

    Some Christians do not understand the above, and then translate the acceptance of only the KJV as dogma that the KJV is the "inspired" version. Dolts.

  349. Re:Oh noes! by 808140 · · Score: 1

    Actually, in Hebrew, the commandment in question is: "lo teer tsakh", were the verb ratsakh refers to murder or manslaughter, not simple killing.

    By the time the Vulgate bible came around, this was translated to "non occides", which does indeed mean "do not kill", so the KJV cannot be blamed for the mistranslation, it happened earlier.

  350. Re:Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    cool story bro

  351. Atheist != Pacifist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > I think it is funny to see the religions getting together to get rid of Atheists. It is like George Bush and Saddam Hussein getting together to get rid of pacifists.

    I don't think atheists are pacifists. Stalin & Mao pretty directly contradict this, given the way religious folks were targeted in the purges. As a matter of fact, China is still out to suppress and destroy religion (see also: Tibet).

  352. since it makes no mention of the resurrection by Orig_Club_Soda · · Score: 0

    Well - um - thats because there is more than one bible. If you are referring to The Bible that is the Catholic bible which certainly does mention the resurrection.

    Nice try at some Christian-hate, though.

  353. Re:Oh noes! by vux984 · · Score: 1

    If I say "Hi, how are you" in any language that you can understand, am I still saying "Hi, how are you?". ...
    Like I said, "Hi, how are you" means the same thing spoken in any language that the recipient can understand.

    Do you actually speak any other languages?

    At best you can say approximately the same thing. But to convey exactly the same semantics -- what might take a short sentence in Japanese, becomes pages worth of English to convey all the semantics that went into that short sentence... and vice versa.

    Depending on the language you can play around with plural forms, gender forms, tenses, verb forms, idioms, puns, double entendre, slang, formal vs informal forms, etc, etc to achieve all kinds of semantic layering that simply can't be concisely expressed in another language.

  354. Re:Oh noes! by Snaller · · Score: 1

    Because science is about fact - religion is about belief.

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  355. Star Wars! by nephridium · · Score: 1

    It's good that you brought Star Wars into this faith discussion. Personally I believe the truly inspired version in fact the Backstroke of the West version of the holy text.

    Obviously some nutheads will claim that it has been translated into Chinese and then into English or some such, but that simply to further their agenda to prove that nothing like the event in Star Wars ever happened. They are apostates or trolls and there is no hope for them.

    Just as an example that only this version is truly divinely inspired: in EpIII 03:08 nothing sums up more accurately Vader's emotional state than when he states "Do not want". Some may claim that the supposedly "original" version in EpIII 02:08 would have him cry out "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" instead, but anyone with half a brain could immediately tell how ridiculous that would have been.

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  356. Re:Oh noes! by Snaller · · Score: 1

    "Really? Then why do so many Christian scholars take that very view?"

    You want me guess? Well, I assume there is hope for them yet, that they may give up the nonsense try rationality instead.

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  357. Re:Warning!!!!! by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

    The King James version is a Government Publication ...

  358. Good by Snaller · · Score: 1

    nt

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  359. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems you didn't get the point of "Strong's concordance". It basically a reference of the bible that word for word traces each KJV english word/phrase to the original hebrew/greek words. In that it does NOT include cultural references, metaphors used in that time in that part of the world, figurative speech etc. which anyone who has peeked into the old hebrew or ancient greek counterparts can attest, make up a significant part or the text. Things like these DO get lost in translation and can only be understood by readers who actually have knowledge of the context culturally and otherwise.

  360. Really.. by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    reading your comment it would seem the ultimate would be killing EVERYONE-
    sacraficing yourself so that no one could commit suicide or any other mortal sins--

    plus all the stuff you mention...

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    1. Re:Really.. by somersault · · Score: 1

      well if you kill everyone without first giving them a chance to convert, they are of course going to hell, so killing everyone immediately isn't the kindest solution!

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  361. Re:Oh noes! by Knuckles · · Score: 1

    Thanks a lot. One wonders, though, what else the translations (and the first bible itself) gets wrong, when it even fails horribly at one of its central parts. And that's not any central part, it's the part that is supposed to capture the essence in 10 simple sentences. I mean sheesh, how hard would it have been to make it clear and write "murder"?

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  362. Re:Oh noes! by Knuckles · · Score: 1

    Well ok. Which proves that the bible is not reliable enough to "believe" in it, since "it" is not defined.

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  363. So why use a bible at all? by acheron12 · · Score: 1

    Just meditate under a Bodhi tree and inspiration (Satori) will arrive. Hey, it worked for Buddha!

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  364. What a JOKE! by Talkischeap · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This is truly a slash dot moment.

    You all are actually arguing about a collective fantasy written so loooong ago, by soooo many different men, compiled from various other fantasy's that there are no records that can prove anything to back up any of your assertations.

    I can't wait until "they" rewrite "the bible" (it doesn't deserve capitals) with george bush and dick cheney (and neither do they deserve capitals) as "great prophets".

    It's only a matter of time, and I'm sure that in a thousand years many fools will believe that nonsense as "the truth" too (it's out there man...).

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  365. Re:Oh noes! by jdevivre · · Score: 1

    Roddenberry: "DAMN! Lost another believer! How does Hubbard do it?"

  366. Re:You don't have to check your brain at the door. by mako1138 · · Score: 1

    I have a BS in Physics from a state school (Emphasis on theory not some science-math-wimpy-education-track). I have listened to the higher criticism of the Bible as well as equally capable defenders of the faith. Those in defense of the Bible have a better case.

    I have reached the opposite conclusion. I grew up in the church, but after some exposure to rhetoric and apologetics, I found that I could not justify my beliefs.

  367. Modern teachings for modern days by SKPhoton · · Score: 1

    It's really cool to see people still looking for the original teachings to minimize distortions. Nevertheless, the teachings back then were designed for much more primitive people. The people today have a higher level of consciousness and thus are ready for higher levels of truth than that given 2,000 years ago.

    Jesus' updated and corrected teachings are available today and he's here sharing with us the new levels of truth we're ready for. It's time for humanity to evolve. That was then, this is now.

  368. Re: Slashdot contributors are 90% atheists by Talkischeap · · Score: 1

    "You can start by noting that Slashdot contributors are 90% atheists..."

    Really?

    Just how did you come up with that figure pilgrim?

    I call bullshit on your weak ass claim.

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  369. Re:Oh noes! by Misanthrope · · Score: 1

    According to that site the oldest printed copy is from that time period. The original written version is still older.

  370. Re:Oh noes! by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

    The core message(s) hasn't changed: Love for others, and Love for God

    i.e.
    - Golden rule: Treat others how you want to be treated, Matthew 7:12. It has has been around for ages: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethic_of_reciprocity
    - Karma - you reap what you sow, Mat 26:52, Gal 6:7
    - You can become "God", John 14:12
    - Truth is relative, 2 Cor 12:2-4

    The fact that the Bible has been severely edited and is mostly fiction does not lessen (pardon the pun) the morals.

    Cheers

  371. Re:Oh noes! by jcr · · Score: 1

    He's ok with God letting millions of people being murdered:

    How do you infer that from anything I said?

    The issue of the translations goes to the question of its existence, not whether it's good or evil.

    -jcr

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  372. bash.org by ya+really · · Score: 1

    That reminds me:

    Personally it's not God I dislike, it's his fan club I can't stand.

  373. Re:theologically correct, not historically accurat by ndansmith · · Score: 1

    How do you know that it was not the other way around?

    Are you suggesting that they included only the books that did not support their views?

    The history of early Christianity is well known. Everyone knows about Arianus and all other leaders/sects/whatever that were declared heretical and persecuted, through killing, confiscation of property, denial of position, etc. This is common knowledge and available in many books. I'm not going to provide a bibliography for something that is not seriously in dispute.

    No, I am not suggesting they including only the books which did not support their views. What I mean is that the canon was not formed by a top-down pronouncement. It formed at the as groups of letters and books began to circulate together and was later affirmed by synods. Moreover, you will find that in the case of disputed books, the litmus test was generally Apostolic authority, not theological correctness. So it seems that the theological views came from the canon and not the other way around, as you asserted. Note that your response was centered on persecution of heretics, not on the actual formation of the canon.

    P.S. I think you mean Arius.

  374. The Slashdot article is wrong. by Jaywalk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Evidently the poster couldn't be bothered to RTFA. The actual article doesn't say the codex has "no mention of the resurrection". It says that, "The Gospel of Mark ends abruptly after Jesus' disciples discover his empty tomb." What this refers to is Mark 16:9-20, which most modern translations note as a later addition or discard entirely. The gospel ends abruptly with the discovery of the empty tomb and skips later appearances of Jesus. The remaining three gospels pretty much have the usual resurrection stories in the usual places.

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    1. Re:The Slashdot article is wrong. by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

      Damn...I need some more mod points! I was wondering how far I'd have to scroll down to find someone who also caught that! Well done!

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    2. Re:The Slashdot article is wrong. by Darby · · Score: 1

      The remaining three gospels pretty much have the usual resurrection stories in the usual places.

      Yes, but Mark was the original. The others were later plagiarisms with additions by the "authors". So, If you were trying to pretend that any of them were in any way legitimate history as opposed to allegory and/or fairy tale then you have to reject the "usual" resurrection in the "usual" places since they were added much after the supposed time of the stories by unknown people who had no knowledge of any of the alleged "real people" in the story. Likewise, Mark was written by an unknown author, it's not even pretending to be an eyewitness account and it was written far after the alleged events (for which there is also no historical basis for believing).

      So those later additions to the stories that were not part of the original parable are only "usual" because the various churches tortured and murdered anybody who spoke against it for heresy. It's no surprise Christianity had to be spread by the sword. It's way too far out, blatantly false, and completely idiotic for it to have spread any other way.

    3. Re:The Slashdot article is wrong. by Jaywalk · · Score: 1
      The extended rant, long on opinion and short on fact, does not alter the fact that the original poster was distorting the facts to suit his own biases. Much as you are doing now. For example:
      • Plagiarism assumes a mentality that accepts the concept of "stealing" intellectual property. This would have been an alien concept at the point in history in which the gospels were written.
      • The Gospel of Mark was one of the sources for Matthew and Luke, but not the only one. Both books also draw from a third source, called Q by scholars, and both contain independent material as well.
      • The Gospel of John does not rely on Matthew and appears to be a completely independent account.
      • Skipping over the gratuitous pejoratives ("pretend", "fairy tale", et cetera) you claim that the other gospels were written "long after" Matthew. But the Ryland Papyrus proves that the Gospel of John could not possibly have been written latter than 100 A.D. Just how "long after" Matthew do you figure that is? If you're pegging it as -- for example -- thirty years, that would mean putting Mark within forty years of the event, easily within the lifetime of eyewitnesses.

      It's a free county and you can believe what you want; I'm not claiming to have proof of anything one way or another, but you really need to at least keep the known facts straight. Which was my gripe with the poster's remarks, since they obviously weren't representing the original article correctly.

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  375. Re:Oh noes! by IdeaMan · · Score: 1

    The early few generations of humans lived for hundreds of years (Methusalah and several others lived to be over 1000 years old). Even if Adam had no written language, with human ages of that length the creation story could have been told fourth hand or so to Noah.

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  376. Re: Mormons another Cult! by Talkischeap · · Score: 1

    "I can't speak for "most fundamentalists of any stripe," but I am a Mormon..."

    And many folks will be happy to point out the incongruities in your special brand of propaganda posing as religion.

    Like this example of my friend who's wife taught at BYU, in SLC.

    He was on campus one day to meet her for lunch, and was accosted by an LDS'er and told to leave because he wasn't allowed on campus wearing a beard!

    Beards are evil according to that guy.

    So my friend attempted to reason with this individual, but he wasn't into listening, just preaching his version of the LDS beliefs on how beards are evil.

    Finally, my friend just pointed to a statue of Joseph Smith sporting a big beard, and asked just why it was fine that he had a beard.

    Shut that fool right up!

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  377. been online for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This really doesn't strike me as anything either new or needed. Anyone who might want to has been able to look at the entire manuscript (both Old Testament Septuagint and New Testament with Barnabas and Shepherd) in VERY high quality color images. I, myself, downloaded the entire thing to my home computer over two years ago.

    http://alpha.reltech.org/BibleMSS.html
    username: any
    password: any

  378. Re:Oh noes! by Critical+Facilities · · Score: 1

    Uh, two problems.

    1. OK, I missed the subtle "jab" at the KJV Only types, as I misinterpreted your statement. Given that you were responding to someone who was taking issue with the KJV Only types, it sounded as if your statement was a rebuttal.

    2. I certainly don't think I'm the ONLY person to have ever suggested that KJV could have and did influence the translation. While I agree, it is quite difficult to unearth ANY scholarly work on the topic at all (other than re-interpretations of what has already been done) let alone documentation of the various changes/influence, I still don't think the idea is out of this world. I guess I can't understand why someone would find it implausible that King James I, who essentially thought that he, as King of England should also be head of the Church (and thus semi-divine), along with his "Chief Overseer" Archbishop Richard Bancroft who had an uncanny ability to rise through the ranks of the church and gain significant power/influence might have had vested interests in shaping how words/passages were interpreted. There are plenty of others who have researched this history and found it to be...well...suspect at the very best.

    In short, ANY time there is a fundamentalist agenda (regardless of religious, social, governmental, etc) you can bet your ass that someone is shaping things to his/her favor in one way or another. I hate to be the wet blanket on the fire, but claiming that there is little room for argument as to the "authenticity" of the KJV (or really any version of what was an oral tradition for hundreds of years) is ridiculous. It's immaterial in the sense that it's up to the individual to decide what moves him/her spiritually, but to try to corroborate one's faith through "official" documents is probably missing the point.

  379. Re: fan clubs by Talkischeap · · Score: 1

    "Personally it's not God I dislike, it's his fan club I can't stand."

    I'm with you, many of them come off as complete nut cases.

    Logic never enters into their thought process, it's completely Pavlovian behavior when it comes to xtians "defending" "their" religion.

    If their "special" religion is the "best" then why do they feel the need to defend it?

    It's the best right?

    Tossers.

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  380. Re:theologically correct, not historically accurat by crazybilly · · Score: 1

    citation needed.

  381. Re:Oh noes! by sckeener · · Score: 3, Interesting

    inspired also means, it is not translated word by word. which would be very dangerous for people, reading a book that old, withouth knowing about the habits in this era, can lead to extreme one sided reading of the bible, and a lot of misunderstandings.

    Very true...I always laugh when people talk about the virgin Mary....back then women with children before being married were called virgin mothers.

    Then there is the whole was Jesus married. He had to be. He was a Rabi and back then to be a Rabi you had to be married. Then there is an entire gospel that is mostly destroyed/lost ...Mary Magdalene's. With the whole fact that she kept saying her Lord which could mean her husband...

    the whole thing is way too open for us from a modern perspective to get confused.

    The best thing to do is take the parts that make your life better to heart and live it. Benjamin Franklin did. He crafted his own bible. The most important thing is to try to do better. To try to improve oneself.

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  382. Inflammatory (ie. crappy) summary by crazybilly · · Score: 1
    How much of the flame war on this thread was incited by the purposefully inflammatory summary? Can somebody explain to me again how purposefully frustrating/mocking people about their deeply held beliefs is a good idea and whether you expected anything besides a flame war over it?

    People complain about fundamentalist, but isn't this just making it worse?

  383. Get your eras correct by xtheunknown · · Score: 1

    If the oldest bible was written around 400 BCE, then I doubt that their would be any mention of the resurrection, as that happpened 400 years later. I'm sure the OP meant 400 CE.

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  384. Re:Oh noes! by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1

    One wonders, though, what else the translations (and the first bible itself) gets wrong, when it even fails horribly at one of its central parts.

    Regarding translations, you're criticising the KJV, which is around 400 years old. Scholarship is somewhat different now. Or should we evaluate science on the basis of Newton's theories and their failings with regard to relativistic speeds? Regarding 'the first Bible,' are you referring to the KJV or this manuscript? The KJV was not the first translation into English, let alone the first Bible. As for the codex, it is merely the earliest complete manuscript; there are fragments or even entire books that predate it. Besides which, it wouldn't say 'kill'; it wouldn't even have the Hebrew since the 10 commandments are in the Old Testament, not the New.

    And that's not any central part, it's the part that is supposed to capture the essence in 10 simple sentences. I mean sheesh, how hard would it have been to make it clear and write "murder"?

    Hence pretty much every modern translation that uses better manuscripts and better scholarship rendering the word as 'murder' rather than 'kill'.

    Anyway, murder isn't a perfect translation either because unlawful killing is by definition murder (or manslaughter), so to say murder is unlawful is virtually a tautology. At the end of the day, the sentence is a summary, as you pointed out. To find out what constitutes murder would require reading of the rest of the law anyway, so putting 'kill' instead isn't a disaster.

  385. Re:fp by nonymous · · Score: 1
    "Save me Jebus!"

    fnord

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  386. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Eastern Church of Christ has been using the Septuagint (the oldest text of the Old Testament available today, which is the Greek translation from Hebrew) and the New Testament (written in Greek) since about AD 100. Latin translations were used by the Western Church, the first latin translation was written much later (about AD 300). There's more to Christianity than the west, you know!

  387. Re: Mormons another Cult! by Zordak · · Score: 1

    If you're going to bash, at least get your facts straight. Otherwise you just look foolish.

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  388. Re:Oh noes! by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    Except that it wasn't a dead language as a result of the Church using it, and meaning did change (and often was opaque to start with) in Church Latin. Heck, there are still debates about exactly what certain terms mean in the Latin original of the current code of Canon Law.

    It was dead and defined at the time of use. Whether it remained that way or not has little to do with the purposing for it. As for the questions of cannon law, sure, and for the exact reasons you stated. But those situations are what the use of Latin was attempting to limit.

    The sermon (properly, the homily) in the Catholic Mass was the only part usually in the vernacular even when the service itself was in Latin. IIRC, the usual practice was (and remains, in those groups maintaining the Tridentine Mass) that the homily was in the vernacular when laity were present, but in Latin when only clergy and religious were present at the Mass.

    I don't dispute this. But would you agree that someone could attend service anywhere and understand the bulk of the message without regard to the local languages? Sure, they wouldn't have the full experiences but at least on a fundamental level they got what most people went for. Now this has been relaxed a little. I'm not catholic but have attended sermon in other countries with friends I have visited and was actually surprised the first time I heard it all in German. Of course this sucked for me, my German skills end at "give me a beer" and "let me see your tits". I actually know a little more but nothing that was used in church.

  389. Re:Oh noes! by DocHoncho · · Score: 1

    LOL! That site is priceless.

    How can anyone believe we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who believe that
    1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys
    2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them
    3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years
    4.how come we cant speak monkey

    That's it! I have been defeated by your impeccable logic! I'm converting!

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  390. Re:theologically correct, not historically accurat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to wikipedia, the canon of the New Testament (compilation of books) was decided gradually and independently during a period of 200 years by the Churches and was written in the 1st century. The apocrypha (books outside the canon) were written after ~200, which means that they are almost certain the be historically inaccurate. Actually, historians (paragraph evaluation) agree with the Church canon. I would say that the facts prove you wrong.

  391. Re:Oh noes! by Petrushka · · Score: 1

    Actually it is both in Latin and in Greek, and arameic, and hebrew, and ... The versions that were accepted as bible were initally spread with greek and latin versions of the same text on facing pages, or only the latin text.

    I have no idea why you think this, because it's not true. I especially wonder why you think it when even the WP article that you cite in a nephew post contradicts this statement. All Latin versions of the New Testament are translations from Greek. The AC was absolutely correct.

    It is of course arguable that some texts in the NT were translated from another language -- Aramaic (not Arameic) -- but no such original MSS survive. (Speaking personally I find the style in all of the first three gospels to be so un-Greek that I have always supposed that they were all translations from Aramaic, but from the WP article it seems that biblical scholars regard only Matthew as a candidate for a translation, so I'll bow to their greater knowledge ... assuming the WP article is accurate.)

  392. Re:Oh noes! by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    It was dead and defined at the time of use.

    No, it wasn't.

    It was the living language of the Roman Empire when it was first used by the Church, and it evolved pretty much continuously from that point

  393. Re:Oh noes! by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    The point was that there is a way to get the message across. It doesn't matter all the time if the words aren't exactly the same as long as you can take the same meanings away. This has happened with translations of the bible. There are tools like the Strong's Exhaustive Concordance of the Bible which ensure that the proper meaning has been conveyed.

    Often, words are transliterated instead of translated because there is no word in the language for it. Take jesus for example, Yeshua would have been the original Hebrew name but the Greeks didn't have anything with the same meanings or spelling (Now Greek has no "y" sound) behind it so it got translated as Iesous (pronounced "ee-ay-SUS"). This was later translated into Latin in which the English version was derived. But there were still problem in the Latin because the i is both an "i" and a "j" and can be a consonant in front of other vowels. It now became Iesus in Latin whihc translates into jesus and because in English pronounce the j, it is as we know it today. But no one has trouble understanding who Jesus is which proves my point.

  394. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently, you're wrong, currently the Greek translation of the Hebrew original is considered to be more accurate than the Hebrew text (Masoretic) available today. By the way, how does your friend's reasoning handle that in Christ's time people would claim in front of Him that resurrection was a lie? Wasn't that a distortion of the Bible?

  395. Wrong. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Nicene council: 325 AD

    Constantine's conversion to Christianity: 312 AD

    Basically ALL the particulars of Christianity were sorted out by Constantine I and his henchmen three centuries after Jebus got nailed up. They got the name wrong, only the inspired cartoon 'The Simpsons' has corrected it, but I digress).

    Many were condemned as Heretics.

    Constantine also had his own eldest son and wife executed in 326. Nobodies sure what for.

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  396. Oldschool BIble by abrahamreyes9 · · Score: 1

    People who take holy scripture literally are teh gay

  397. This isn't the oldest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Incidentally, despite the misleading title, this isn't the oldest surviving Bible; there are older copies of the Bible that are complete (i.e. Google it! :) )

  398. Re:Oh noes! by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    I guess your right. For some reason I was thinking Rome had already fell when the church was created.

  399. Re:Oh noes! by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    That being said, some translations will interpret passages, and slant the translation to fit in with a particular theological point of view (under the excuse of 'this is what the verse really means').

    All translations are interpretations. Some have deliberate slant, some not.

  400. The law & hell by IdeaMan · · Score: 1

    The Mosaic law was never to be applied to non-jews. (Well it was applied, but Paul told them to knock it off). To argue otherwise is to misunderstand the transition in the book of Acts.

    Yes, everyone old enough to know better IS sentenced to hell. I've accepted that on my own I'm not good enough for heaven, do you think you are? Or are you just hoping that by not believing in God he'll just go away?

    God, what an atheist I am.

    I got a chuckle out of that one

    You say the Bible is fun to read: Read John through some time.

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  401. Re:Genesis 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was actually thinking more of the widely held view of how the moon was created from the earth, and how it would have to be done before the water and all life.

    Still no problem with the framework view. As one of its primary exponents said of it, "The conclusion is that as far as the time frame is concerned, with respect to both the duration and sequence of events, the scientist is left free of biblical constraints in hypothesizing about cosmic origins."

    ... I think that if God were the God that Christians think he is, then he would have just said we came from animals, because he would know that we would have found out eventually and it would cause many people to doubt and basically go to hell for using their brains.

    Perhaps the point is that they didn't use their brains quite enough. Yes, religion requires faith, but so does every belief system, including yours. No one can prove their foundational principles are true; they simply must assume them. We must all have faith so that we may understand, as Augustine and Anselm said. The question is not faith or no faith, but rather which faith -- which faith is most consistent with my thoughts, my experience, and the way I live my life?

    There are far too many things that need to be explained away. If you have to make lots and lots of complex addendums to a theory to keep it valid, it probably isn't actually a valid theory. Maybe you have to place limits on a theory to keep it simple (ie Newtonian physics only works on the level we see, it doesn't apply down on a subatomic level), and that's what you're doing by saying it's just a metaphor, but there are just too many issues for me to believe in it any more.

    Perhaps you're making a broader argument about the Bible here, but at least with respect to the framework view of the Genesis 1-2:3 creation account, there is no such complex addendum keeping it valid. It is not Bible thumpers adjusting their interpretation to fit modern scientific theories (though that's not necessarily a bad thing in itself either). The order problem you mention was addressed by Augustine in the early 400s because of exegetical considerations from within the text itself, irrespective of what modern science would later say.

    One of the most poignant things someone said to me in the last few months is that even if the Christian God does exist, they wouldn't want to worship him. And it's true. That a god would create a bunch of people knowing that some are going to hell, and still call himself 'good'/ is pretty sickening. The good thing to do would just be to blank those people out of existence.

    You should read Tim Keller's book The Reason for God (or listen to his MP3 on on the topic of hell linked to from that website). He addresses this topic.

    Basically, you can explain away anything if you want to.

    Including the evidence for God?

  402. Re:Oh noes! by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    That doesn't make them enemies.

    At the most, it makes them separate principles that don't speak of each other. But that hardly makes them enemies.

  403. Re:Oh noes! by vux984 · · Score: 1

    The point was that there is a way to get the message across. It doesn't matter all the time if the words aren't exactly the same as long as you can take the same meanings away.

    And my point is that there are TONS of things that don't translate. You -can't- take the same meanings away.

    Tell me, how would one express the title of the short story "The Most Dangerous Game" by Richard Connell, in French? The english word game is deliberately being used both in its sense of 'something you play' 'checkers is a game' and in the sense of 'prey' as in a 'big game hunter'. That doesn't translate well.

    You can talk about the hunting as a dangerous game, or you can talk about men as dangerous prey but you can't do both at once.

    Or in French, according to the rules of grammar one can use tu or vous to address a singular person or multiple people respectively... while English only has 'you' for either case. However, in French the use of the word tu / vous also has a bearing on social distance and formality. One addresses friends and servants with tu, while vous is reserved for strangers and superiors. it would be quite rude and irregular for a waiter to refer to you as 'tu'. There really is no way to translate that to english while preserving the breach of etiquette and the insult it conveys.

    But no one has trouble understanding who Jesus is which proves my point.

    Proves nothing.

    In one version of the bible I read a woman was 'great with child'; the image conjured was of a woman near the end of her pregnancy, with a large prominent belly. Some people I've spoken to have even gotten 'health and glow' pregnancy is known to convey into that phrase. Most people felt it expressed something 'uplifting' or 'positive'.

    Another version simply translated it as 'pregnant'. This is a more ambiguous visual. And much more neutral in tone. Not outright 'negative', but not 'positive' either.

    Why does it matter? imagine if jesus has spoken directly on abortion... should jesus have condemned the ending of a the life of an unborn child when a woman is 'pregnant' one might read that as no abortion allowed. Should jesus only have condemned the ending of the childs life when a woman is 'great with child' that might be read as consistent with it being unacceptable in the last trimester, but perhaps ok in the first trimester.

    Two people who speak the same language can routinely read a passage of the bible and take a different meaning from it. So we can't express an idea accurately in ONE language, never mind try to express that idea accurately in multiple.

  404. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two things:

    Jesus wasn't a Rabbi.

    Mary was a literal virgin. The Bible says she knew men not.

  405. Re:Oh noes! by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    This isn't really as big of a problem as your stating. But that's also why the Strong's concordance is around.

    I understand how you would see it this way but your forgetting the the bible isn't just a literary translation by itself. It is a tool more or less that came with teachings. You act as if it was translated, put on a shelve only to be rediscovered years later and translated again. This simply isn't the case. What is the case is that something was translated, and someone was around to tell you that the passionate or love meant fire as in the warm fuzzy feeling you get. Religions are, or at least they used to be meticulous at keeping the message the same. When it strays, you end up with a different denomination and while there are a few (3000 or so) different denominations, they all disagree on minor parts.

    Something else that negates this effect with the bible is that people have had access to the original writings or duplications of them and have been able to verify to a high degree, their accuracy. So in this case, unilingual or not, "Hi, how are you" has the exact same meaning in the other language. With a few exception, the English bible is the same as the original texts except that contextual meanings sometimes need to be established. This is where a Strong's concordance comes in handy. And if you lack that, almost any church leader should be able to explain it.

    So while it is true that translations can skew the meanings of the original statements, it is clear that it hasn't in this case. At least with more then 99% of the Christian Bible.

  406. you forgot one thing` by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the bible was never "uncorrupted" in the first place. This is the kind of idealistic and idiotic thinking that religion encourages, that somehow, there was a "good old days" when people were pure and wholesome and then there was a "fall from grace" so that people today can be all said to be born with this "original sin" and thus in "need" of "salvation". Also there is scant evidence that jesus of nazereth even existed at all.

    All religions are a lie. I was raised as a catholic, went to catholic school etc but as far as I can tell, the belief in god/jesus/whatever has about as much value to the believer as a fervent belief in Santa Claus, the tooth fairy or the Easter Bunny, i.e. no value at all. Rather it encourages blind conformity in case "god" is watching you and allows a small group to dictate what a large group of people believe and do. You don't have to watch people to make them *think* they are being watched....

    The people that religious beliefs benefit are a small group, at the very top that knows that the whole thing is a gigantic lie to keep people in line and continuously distracted from practical issues such as how we are all being anally raped at the gas pump.

  407. protest too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well-rehearsed argument, and wrong in almost every detail.

    Since you think Christianity is all wrong, why all the (95% bogus) research?

  408. Re:Oh noes! by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    And my point is that there are TONS of things that don't translate. You -can't- take the same meanings away.

    And I showed how things get TRANALITERATED instead of translated and a definition is placed on it to get the same meaning. Jesus is the same person regardless how you spell or pronounce the name.

    Tell me, how would one express the title of the short story "The Most Dangerous Game" by Richard Connell, in French? The english word game is deliberately being used both in its sense of 'something you play' 'checkers is a game' and in the sense of 'prey' as in a 'big game hunter'. That doesn't translate well.

    You can talk about the hunting as a dangerous game, or you can talk about men as dangerous prey but you can't do both at once.

    Or in French, according to the rules of grammar one can use tu or vous to address a singular person or multiple people respectively... while English only has 'you' for either case. However, in French the use of the word tu / vous also has a bearing on social distance and formality. One addresses friends and servants with tu, while vous is reserved for strangers and superiors. it would be quite rude and irregular for a waiter to refer to you as 'tu'. There really is no way to translate that to english while preserving the breach of etiquette and the insult it conveys.

    This really doesn't matter because the bible comes with instructions. That is after all, what we are talking about isn't it? There is the Strong's concordance and of course church to explain all this away and keep things straight. So when you do the bible study thing, guess what, a teacher tells you about the etiquette and usage/meaning. In the end, people know what the original means.

    But more importantly, almost all modern languages were derived from usage of the languages that the bible's books were documented in so there is really no conflicts like that. There might be in "The Greatest Game" but not in the Judea/Christian religions. This simply isn't a problem in the context we are discussing it. If it were, then people would know about it and it would have been addressed. Anything, if anything was, would already have been addressed by now.

    Proves nothing.

    Prove my point.

    In one version of the bible I read a woman was 'great with child'; the image conjured was of a woman near the end of her pregnancy, with a large prominent belly. Some people I've spoken to have even gotten 'health and glow' pregnancy is known to convey into that phrase. Most people felt it expressed something 'uplifting' or 'positive'.

    Another version simply translated it as 'pregnant'. This is a more ambiguous visual. And much more neutral in tone. Not outright 'negative', but not 'positive' either.

    Why does it matter? imagine if jesus has spoken directly on abortion... should jesus have condemned the ending of a the life of an unborn child when a woman is 'pregnant' one might read that as no abortion allowed. Should jesus only have condemned the ending of the childs life when a woman is 'great with child' that might be read as consistent with it being unacceptable in the last trimester, but perhaps ok in the first trimester.

    You already know that you have to take it in the context of the times it was written in. You also know that sometimes, when you don't understand something, you have to ask for help. There isn't a lot in the different denominations around the world that separate them because of a misreading of a passage. Most of the separation is because of Church Canon or emphasis on different things that say the same things.

    There are tools out there that give you the exact context. Tools like the Strong's concordance, Churches and many others( Young's concordance). It isn't like your in a vacuum without any guidance anywhere. If you put a little effort into it,

  409. Re:Oh noes! by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    You would have to be able to read Greek and Latin too.

    But you would know it because reputable people would tell you about it. As it is, reputable people are telling your it is accurate. You see, There are people who read those other languages and they have checked too. But if you really want to make sure your getting the right meaning, pick up a Strong's Exhaustive Concordance of the Bible which will give you a cross reference to the original languages, show a tract between translations and give you the definitions of the words. It also does this for words used in each chapter so you can get the meaning in Mark and Revelations or whatever.

  410. Re:Oh noes! by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    My favorite which isn't listed there is, if evolution is true, then why did it all the sudden stop.

  411. Re:Oh noes! by shanen · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't the sig say:

    W..w..W - Willy Waterloo washes Warren Wiggins who was washing Waldo Woo.

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  412. Re:Oh noes! by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    You do realize that most of the posts there are trolls making fun of fundies right?

    There was a competition a while back to see how many people could get something on it.

  413. Re:Oh noes! by jaminJay · · Score: 1

    LISTER: Do you mean they had a war over whether the doughnut diner hats were red or blue?
    HOLLY: Yeah. Most of them were killed fighting about that. It's daft really, innit?
    LISTER: You're not kidding. They were supposed to be green.

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  414. Re:Oh noes! by jaminJay · · Score: 2, Informative

    Wikipedia is as good as anywhere:

    He was tried on a charge of heresy in 1536 and condemned to death, despite Thomas Cromwell's intercession on his behalf. He was tied to the stake, strangled, and his dead body then burnt.
    Tyndale's final words, spoken "at the stake with a fervent zeal, and a loud voice", were reported as "Lord! Open the King of England's eyes."

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  415. Re:Oh noes! by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    Oh, you done grammar Nazi'd the immortal Dr. Seuss! Deduct 2 points of karma, count your rosaries, and meditate about what you did.

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  416. Re:Oh noes! by shanen · · Score: 1

    It wasn't a grammar thing. The OP was apparently playing a "w" game in the sig, and it seemed obvious that the "is" could be "was", adding "2 points" (?) to the OP's score.

    As for the actual topic, I have read quite a bit about the history of the Bible, but I don't have time (or sufficient interest) to say anything substantive about the Book of J. My general conclusion is that information theory has taught us how to transmit messages clearly. Therefore from the Bible we must conclude that either God is not omniscient (since He wasn't aware of information theory and didn't use it for his 'special' message) or that the Bible was not written by any omniscient being. We human beings only learned about the mathematics of information encoding around 1950.

    Maybe there is a God, but I hope he isn't an idiot. I haven't met him--but I've met plenty of human idiots, and there's plenty of evidence the Bible was written by regular fools like you and me.

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  417. Flame bait by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

    I seriously don't know how this one found its way past the hose...

    In any event what you make obvious from your summary is that you are an atheist with a chip on your shoulder. Did mommy take away your freedom, regularly stuff you in formal attire and force you to be abused by a legalistic preacher?

    The Codex Sinaiticus is from around 350CE your date's off by a few years. Further, the book as I understand it has pages scattered all over the world with so many missing you can't help but get a swiss cheese version of the Bible.

    Mark is also not the only mention of Jesus' resurrection. There's not a book of the new testament that doesn't either allude to or outright proclaim it. The old testament has all manner of prophecy speaking of it as well. I really don't understand the point you were trying to make.

    Perhaps you should step off your prejudices for a bit and take a fresh look at the subject before you spray any more ignorant non-sense.

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  418. Re:Oh noes! by dooguls · · Score: 1

    Not trying to be pedantic or anything, but if you just take the parts of the Bible that you think are "good" for you, similar to Ben Franklin or Thomas Jefferson for that matter, you run an awful big risk. What if the parts that you ignored were equally as true as the parts you kept in? In fact often the parts that people like to keep only logically follow if the parts that people like to keep out are true as well.

    I'll just pick one example of something that most people like to keep in. Jesus's death and Resurrection. The first question I have to ask is Why did he have to die for people's sins? Couldn't God just sort of sweep them under the table and ignore them, the way a 'loving' parent might do for a kid who occasionally steals from her liquor cabinet? To extend the illustration, what if the kid steals liquor and he drives drunk and kills someone. Wouldn't you cry out for justice against both the kid and the parent? Both had a responsibility to not disobey, and yet they did. Justice demands that they both be punished.

    Its the same with Sin. Things that we do or think that violate God's law are bad enough that they deserve punishment. It turns out for a perfect God, sin can only be punished by death, since only death is both serious enough to assuage the travesty of sin, and ensures that the person won't spoil God's perfection.

    So now what is God left to do? Sin's bad and deserves justice, God is Just so he must punish Sin, but He loves those whom He's made, so He devised a way to both satisfy His Judgment and show His love. He sacrificed His Son for us to take that penalty, and then He raised His Son from the dead to show that His Son's death was acceptable as payment. He even goes beyond that and places Jesus's perfect righteous on us so that we can join Him in heaven. Our only requirement is to believe that this is true.

    So that got a little longer than I meant it to, but I hope you get at least a glimpse of the danger of taking only part of the Bible. I will of course not be offended if you don't agree with what I've written, though I will be sad due to the risk you are willingly, though without complete knowledge, taking.

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  419. Re:No resurrection? Do your homework. by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

    You can split the difference between Greek and the Teletubbies version by going with the Old King James. Using a Strong's Concordance you can match word for word to the original Greek new testament and the Aramaic/Hebrew old.

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  420. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    people "have faith" because their parents "had faith" or because they are too weak to face reality. That is all.

  421. Re:Oh noes! by jonadab · · Score: 1

    > Yeah Latin is still available to anyone who wants to take it

    Depends on the school.

    At my high school, I had the choice of Spanish or French. No other foreign languages were offered, period. At the time, I selected Spanish for idiotic reasons having to do with the nasality of French. Had I to do over again, I'd select French over Spanish because of its greater influence on English over the last several centuries. But if Latin had been offered, I *certainly* would have chosen to take that instead of either Spanish or French. I definitely wanted to take Latin, and annoyed numerous people by saying so. Dead languages have always fascinated me. Alas, Latin was not an option.

    But I made up for it in college by taking crosslisted seminary Greek (which fits nicely with the current topic, incidentally) for electives.

    Perhaps some day I will take Sanskrit, and then when people boast about knowing Latin I can put them in their place :-)

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  422. Re:Oh noes! by ignavus · · Score: 1

    And if Protestants are to consider any translation of the Bible as divinely inspired, why not Luther's translation of the Bible into German?

    Oh wait, the KJV enthusiasts are usually American or British fundamentalists and so don't speak German and probably don't even know what Luther wrote.

    And besides, God always speaks English. A thousand biblical epics cannot be wrong.

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  423. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One wonders, though, what else the translations (and the first bible itself) gets wrong, when it even fails horribly at one of its central parts.

    Well, you'll have to ask yourself: how is it that all these years you've thought that that commandment was "thou shalt not kill," yet the ONLY one of God's laws that appears in ALL five of the first five books of the bible (the Pentateuch or the Torah) is that murderers shall be put to death by Man. How on Earth did God expect us, the people here on Earth, to put murderers to death but simultaneously obey "thou shalt not kill"? Answer? He didn't. It's a mistranslation (perhaps one of the biggest in history). And you didn't know it for the same reason I didn't know it for so long: nobody told me. So be VERY wary of what you think you know from a religuious standpoint, because it may very well be that you believe FAR too much of it simply because people before you whom you trusted and repected believed it too, and they passed it down to you.

  424. Re:theologically correct, not historically accurat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, I meant Arius--thanks. My point was that the selection of the canon is itself in line with a particular set of theological views. Just as is in any canon, it is presented as the objective "best" when in fact it is considered best because it supports the views of those that selected it.

    How is Apostolic authority judged? By conformity to a set of beliefs. Anything that differs from the beliefs accepted by those selecting the canon is considered to be of poor authority, of dubious provenance, etc.

    I'm not an expert, but I've read this in several places. Granted, these books are all of the skeptical variety, and they represent a parallel, very different version of history to the books that present the Bible's assembly as a more orderly process, free of interpretation, dogmatic screening, and persecution.

    I'm not saying that this was evil, or trying to impugn the Bible. I'm only saying that which books went into the Bible was more a reflection of the theological views of those doing the selecting than it was a concern for historical accuracy as we would demand when, say, assembling an anthology on the battle of Stalingrad. Even THEN, the selections would still represent a certain set of views. We're human, and can't escape that.

  425. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It depends on which kind of Christian you are: the kind who believes Jesus came to establish a New Covenant that supersedes the Old, or the kind who believes that he came to FULFILL the old laws. There are both kinds of Christians, and both have evidence from the Bible to back them up.

    I suspect Bush is the latter kind, and if that is the case, he is only following Old Testament law: murderers shall be put to death. So as far as he's concerned, not only is he following the law of the state, he's following the law of God.

  426. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just because it's an anthology doesn't mean it's not a book.

  427. Re:Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like you know your stuff. You should really try to ween yourself of the "noone" usage, though. There is no such word (forgive me if that was merely a typo).

  428. Re:Oh noes! by Knuckles · · Score: 1

    I didn't put a too fine point on the versions, translations, and so on. It is very obvious that this book fails on being "the word of god" when there are significant differences depending on which on you read.

    I realize that scholarship is different now, but let's be honest, the religion as taught by the churches to their common followers has very little to do with the fine points of theological scholarship. Regarding the choice of the term "kill", I don't see how it matters what the Greek or whatever version really says. I judge the church on what they use officially today. And, for example, the official German bible of the catholic church uses "du sollst nicht tÃten", with tÃten == kill. So, that's the commandment for its German followers. If they mean something else, well, they should use a different term.

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  429. Re:Oh noes! by Knuckles · · Score: 1

    Crap. It's "du sollst nicht töten"

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  430. Re:Oh noes! by Knuckles · · Score: 1

    This is ridiculous. Up to today, the German-language catholic church teaches "du sollst nicht töten". töten == kill. If they mean something else, well SAY SO!

    Further, if I were to find out all the contradictions in the bible, I'd die before being done. I just disregard it as being the word of god and am happy with that. This is why I am clueless about all the finer points. In my view, people investing their lives and their religious belief in a book that was written collectively by hundreds of people, over more than a thousand years, by an organization that is well-known for blatant lying if in its interest (look up the Donation of Constantine for an exammple), are insane.

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  431. Re:Oh noes! by abstract+daddy · · Score: 0

    Absolutely refraining from killing creates moral paradoxes. Sometimes there are situations where you have to kill people to prevent something bad from happening. If you simply sit by and let it happen, how are you being a good Christian? Pacifism only works in a fantasy world, unless you seriously don't give a shit about anyone or anything.

    My limited reading of the bible showed that apostles and others told Jesus that his stance was naive and suicidal, but he stuck to it nevertheless.

    I recall Jesus telling his disciples to carry swords. And anyway, he was Jesus, not Joe Random. Just because he did something doesn't mean you should blindly do the same in every imaginable situation.

    So where does current christianity get the authority to overrule him?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_War

  432. Re: Mormons another Cult! by Talkischeap · · Score: 1

    "If you're going to bash, at least get your facts straight. Otherwise you just look foolish."

    What "facts" are you referring to?

    Did I get the mormon cult leaders name wrong?

    So sorry, I can't keep up with all of them.

    And yes, I'm the biggest fool on the planet simply because I believe there may be intelligent life on Slash Dot other than knee jerk reactionaries.

    And I still see little evidence of any.

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  433. Re:Oh noes! by Knuckles · · Score: 1

    About your first point: I know that, but I am not the one that wrote "thou shalt not kill".

    About your second point: he also told them to not use them.

    About your third point: they get the authority from Wikipedia? ;) Seriously, I know that people think about such stuff. The question as why human thinking suddenly overrules the word of god.

    Sorry, I have to be curt because actually I gotta run to work. Anyway, we could argue about the contradictions in the bible all year without exhausting them. It all just proves my point that one cannot derive moral authority from the bible.

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  434. Re:Oh noes! by riceboy50 · · Score: 1

    those 10 commandmenty thingies are pretty much the fundamental building blocks of the religion

    Actually, according to Jesus those are just expressions of the greatest command.

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  435. Re:Oh noes! by The_Noid · · Score: 1

    I don't know where you got your ideas about evolution, but I think you should redo your research in that area. First of all, quoting Darwin is useless, as the scientific theory of evolution has been refined since.

    Second, the theory of evolution it not about "survival of the fittest" and it does not say that any difference is cause for lethal competition. It's about disadvantages to the weakest, and what the "weakest" is is totally depending on the context.

    And why you bring Hitler into your reasoning is a mystery to me, as evolution has absolutely nothing to say about individuals.

    You where doing very well with your reasoning, pity you showed your delusions in that last 1/3rd of it.

  436. Re:Oh noes! by The_Noid · · Score: 1

    Of course we do. That's why no proper source will ever say "this _was_ written in 200 AD" but always something like "this was dated to..." indicating that that dating could be flawed.
    Whenever there is a new dating method, or new correlating evidence, the dating is re-checked.

  437. If God exists by Hyrveli · · Score: 1

    and is omnipotent, therefore knowing the future, we have no free will. That would mean that it doesn't matter wheter we believe or not; we have no choice.

  438. Re:Oh noes! by abstract+daddy · · Score: 0

    Christianity is not like Islam. It's been constantly reinterpreted and changed. That's just how it is.

  439. Re:Genesis 1 by somersault · · Score: 1

    The conclusion is that as far as the time frame is concerned, with respect to both the duration and sequence of events, the scientist is left free of biblical constraints in hypothesizing about cosmic origins

    Which is another way of saying "it doesn't matter if the bible has things wrong, let's just forget this part of the bible and concentrate on the other stuff". Lots of the bible is 'good' morally speaking, and so useful in some ways, but I'd been brought up to believe the bible was 'infallible' and now that I see it isn't, and have thought about the incongruity of a few different things, it just seems very man-made to me now.

    I don't particularly have a belief system right now, but yes everything requires faith and assumptions. That doesn't necessarily mean that your assumptions are correct either. A few of my assumptions may turn out to be wrong (though I'm trying not to assume too much at the moment - I do have some reasons to believe in spiritual things, but I have never seen any real evidence for Christianity specifically being true).

    I have heard the reasoning behind things like punishment for sin before. I was part of the Free Church of Scotland which is a very fundamental branch of the church, Calvinistic etc. The ideas behind Calvinism make me think that prayer is a pointless exercise other than to brainwash people into continuing to believe things, or to get them to go out and actually do the things that they're praying for anyway. Church follows a lot of the patterns of brainwashing (scare people and offer them a solution, make them feel special/separated from the rest of the world by certain rites, blah blah blah).

    Yes, you can explain away anything you want to like I said. I don't try to explain away evidence for God, I just believe that the Christian God either does not exist, or is not even worth worshipping if he does.

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  440. Thou shalt not murder by 200_success · · Score: 1

    They also use the bible and their personal interpretation of it to justify their own wanton greed and the destruction of the innocent. George Bush, for example, claims to be a Christian. Hasn't he heard "thou shalt not kill?"

    That depends on whether your interpretation (translation) of the commandment is "Thou shalt not kill" or "Thou shalt not murder". Capital punishment is not murder.

  441. Re:Oh noes! by Knuckles · · Score: 1

    I have no problem with that, but if what it means changes every few years, they should stop acting each time like it's the definitive word of god. Simple.

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  442. Re:Oh noes! by Trogre · · Score: 1
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  443. Re:Oh noes! by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

    Hitler's rise to power came with the socialists obsession with "eugenics". You might want to look that one up, and read a bit about it. Eugenics is a simple theory : let's let the state control genetic evolution. The methods that such policy requires are the problem.

    Besides the socialists are once again on about how there are "too many people". It is generally agreed that population of the world needs to be brought down in the democratic party, and al gore's been repeating just that for a while now.

    I do wonder what will happen once they (once again) realize that any acceptable method will have too little effect and/or go too slowly.

  444. connection unavailable... by jim.shilliday · · Score: 1

    "Manuscript -- Too many concurrent connections (> 100.000). The manuscript page is temporarily unavailable. Please try again later." Good job -- we just slashdotted God.

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  445. Re:Oh noes! by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    I AM the OP... You've never heard of Dr. Seuss? I can't "correct" the quote in my sig or even really improve it - it comes straight out of the book "ABC".

    As to religion... well, I happen to believe that you don't need to look beyond science to explain the natural world - I've seen no evidence of an event that requires a miracle as explanation.

    Now the supernatural world, if it exists, would have to be explained by religion because science only concerns itself with the natural world. Now, it's not that I don't believe in a God or creator or what have you - it's just that I don't see any evidence that there has been any interaction between the supernatural and natural worlds. So, sure, there could be a god - but it's really irrelevant to my life here in the natural world.

    Maybe in the future I will find a spiritual void that needs to be filled, but that isn't currently the case. I certainly won't disparage those who do find that religion suits them.

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  446. BCE = Before Common Era by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're making us all look bad, /.

    BCE means Before the Common Era, also known as BC.

    The Codex dates to the 4th century CE, also known as AD.

  447. Re:Oh noes! by ChetOS.net · · Score: 1

    I don't quite agree with you.

    The King James Version (translation) was not inspired. If you read my description of what inspired means, you would see that it doesn't apply to translations, but only the autographs.

    Textual criticism is the science of determining how close a copy (in the original language) is to the original "autograph".

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  448. Re:Oh noes! by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

    I was referring to questioning whether the book had been copied accurately. Nobody seems to doubt that.

  449. Re:theologically correct, not historically accurat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is Apostolic authority judged? By conformity to a set of beliefs.

    Actually, Apostolic authority is judged by a connection to the people whom Jesus appointed as apostles.

  450. Rationalizing faith? by crashfortytwo · · Score: 1

    Hundreds of posts to rationalize a religion based on faith. It fails from both ends. Those who don't believe in God (in the Christian sense) try to come up with rational arguments to prove He isn't real. On the other side of the coin, you can't prove God exists to someone who has no faith. You either believe it or you don't. Incidentally, though it has been said a eleventynine times above, looks like the contributor was so quick to try to give the Bible a black eye that he really stepped in it.

  451. Re:Oh noes! by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

    Then go back to archives from a few years ago. The archives stretch back to something like 2000-2001. That was just when the project collected posts and people didn't even think to try and troll it.

  452. Re:Oh noes! by shanen · · Score: 1

    I only know you by your sig (which you had changed at that time)--and only vaguely. You do have a nice user ID number, however.

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  453. Re:Oh noes! by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    You do have a nice user ID number, however.

    Unfortunately, because it is so easy to remember, I don't get any geek credit for remembering it. :)

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  454. christian != ethical by gluis · · Score: 1

    Assuming your retelling to be truthful then these people were probably not Christians, you understand that right?

    i love the 'if people who call themselves christians do something that seems [fill in bad thing here] they are not [real] christians.' argument.

    you're logic is a tad faulty. you're assuming christian == moral/ethical. it doesn't.

    christian == someone who believes in jesus christ as the son of god incarnate. generally christians also believe in the resurrection, but not always.

    some christians are ethical, some aren't. if a priest molests, he's an unethical christian. you don't get a free pass b/c you conflate belief in an avatar with being an ethical person.

  455. Re:No resurrection? Do your homework. by GWBasic · · Score: 1

    The problem with many of you atheists

    One doesn't need to be an atheist to have valid critisims of Christianity and the way that Christians behave.

  456. Re:Oh noes! by Phreakiture · · Score: 1

    Okay; thanks for the clarification.

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  457. Re:Genesis 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The conclusion is that as far as the time frame is concerned, with respect to both the duration and sequence of events, the scientist is left free of biblical constraints in hypothesizing about cosmic origins

    Which is another way of saying "it doesn't matter if the bible has things wrong, let's just forget this part of the bible and concentrate on the other stuff".

    No, it's another way of saying that the Bible is not a science book and shouldn't be read as such, and it's "chronological snobbery" (as CS Lewis put it) and old fashioned arrogance and ego-centricity to insist that it or God must answer every question we have.

  458. Re:theologically correct, not historically accurat by the_womble · · Score: 1

    Personally I think John is an eye witness account - if it is not, it was written by a literary genius who developed a level of realism well ahead of his time: the inclusion of unnecessary details, the exclusion of detail likely to have been forgotten between the event and its recollection. Add to that the assertion that it was written by John himself, missing from the other gospels.

  459. Re:Oh noes! by CountBrass · · Score: 1

    Just one tiny detail: Christ spoke Aramaic and the early bibles were all written in Greek.

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  460. Re:Oh noes! by CountBrass · · Score: 1

    That's more an Islamic interpretation (and possibly that of some Puritanical protestant sects). Christian and especially Catholic tradition is that the Bible is the starting point and that ongoing revelation through the Holy Spirit is more important.

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  461. logic by WiFiBro · · Score: 1

    At least one person -William Lane Craig- will be convinced by that line of arguing...

  462. Re:Oh noes! by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
    You are correct that greek is the original language of the bible (well actually a syrian arameic dialect for most of the bible, but most of the new testament was indeed originally written down in greek), but the versions that were actually used were latin, not greek.

    Not for the Old Testament it isn't! That's mostly in Hebrew, with a few, short sections in Aramaic. (There's a pair of letters and a commentary between them in Ezra, I think it is, and the book of Daniel switches from Hebrew to Aramaic in mid-sentence and stays there for a while before coming back.)

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  463. Re:Genesis 1 by somersault · · Score: 1

    lol. That's the problem with being entrenched in your beliefs. Even when something is shown to you that apparently contradicts what you believe, you manage to invent some excuse to twist things round to your own view point. Bravo. Myself, I think this logically shows that the Christian God is either a bastard or simply isn't there (you will disagree saying God's intelligence and sense of justice is far above our own, but if you had never had any beliefs and were presented all the religions and the pros and cons, you would discount Christianity because of this kind of thing):

    The majority of people who ever existed never heard of Jesus or were given a chance to worship the Israelite God. I expect probably at least 95% of the people who ever lived. Even today not many people know about Jesus. If you believe that God gives them a chance anyway, then why witness to them? If you are going to make their punishment worse by witnessing to them (everyone will be judged based on the knowledge given to them), then you will just be making it worse for some people.

    Secondly, why bother sending people to hell at all? Especially for an eternity. I can understand punishment for say a million years if sin really is that big a deal to a 'perfect' God - who somehow is not responsible for sin in any way, but let it come into existence anyway. *sigh* There are just so many illogicalities in all of this that it's insane I ever believed it, but that's what happens when you are brought up in a Christian home and want to fit in.

    Yes I have slight reason to believe in spiritual things, but I have no experiences in life to specifically make me think that the Christian God is real, and I believe from just the way the church is so divided, and from the way I've seen many Christians act, that the church is a very human endeavour.

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  464. Re:theologically correct, not historically accurat by jregel · · Score: 1

    I'm fascinated by your comment. Could you give an example of what you mean?

    Thanks

  465. Re:You don't have to check your brain at the door. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Old texts go a long way to proving the authenticity of the Bible - not the other way around.

    Well, this depends on your definition of "authenticity". If you mean that the Bible was written a long time ago, then yes, old versions do show us that the Bible was not written 100yrs ago. However, old versions can tell us nothing about the truth of the statements in the text, other than that they weren't written recently. Just because they were part of the "original" text does not make them true. As such I would say that old texts prove very little.

    Have a look in a Bible, check the footnotes. They mark passages that don't appear in all notable manuscripts. Christians don't hide this, nor do they need to.

    I think if you asked an "average" Christian, i.e. one who isn't a Biblical scholar, they would be somewhat surprised to learn about the council of Nicea etc. and the amount of editing that has been performed over the years by men.

    I have listened to the higher criticism of the Bible as well as equally capable defenders of the faith. Those in defense of the Bible have a better case.

    Such is your opinion. I have also listened to many debates, and it is clear to me that the critics of the Bible have the better case. Which is really irrelevant to the topic at hand as it's just my opinion.

    Now, if you take someone who has poor logical and rhetoric skills and put them up against a professor, it is easy to make the educated side seem to have the correct position. But, that works both ways.

    Absolutely true. Though I feel I should point out that it seems that in my experience, when the highly educated go up against the poorly educated to discuss religion, the averages have the highly educated side opposing religion. Please note I said the averages, as I know a few highly educated Christians myself.

    Have a listen to what some well educated and well spoken men of God say in the defense of the Bible.

    I have heard many priests speak eloquently and reasonably on the topic of religion, however the arguments and positions they take when discussing faith with an educated atheist are far removed from the positions they take when preaching to the "unwashed masses" as it were.

    Of course, there are charlatans, who masquerade as if they know what they are talking about and make Christianity look stupid. But, every field has those - cold fusion, anybody?

    The difference, of course, is that cold fusion can be independently verified. If someone claims to have cracked it, then we can all have a go at replicating their experiment and check for ourselves if they are correct or not. The same is not true of church leaders. How can you tell if a preacher is lying or mistaken about the meaning or veracity of a Bible passage?

  466. Re:Genesis 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look, I'm not interested in debating you on this or any other random point of doctrine you might bring up. See Keller's book and/or MP3 on hell, which represents as well thought-out (not to mention NYTimes best-selling) position as you're likely to find. If you don't find that persuasive, I doubt I can add anything that would change your mind.

    Your comment that drew my attention was (emphasis mine): "One of the main reasons I have decided that the bible is a load of rubbish is not just that Genesis only takes 7 'days', but the way things are done are in the wrong order, so it doesn't really even make much sense as a metaphor."

    My point in responding to you here is that, while I think there are some difficulties that may amount to good reasons for tossing out the Bible (formation of the canon, internal inconsistencies, etc.), this is not one of them. You make the same error as the young earth fundamentalist in failing to account for the genre of Genesis 1 and instead reading it through a modern scientific lens.

    If this is what you base your doubts on, you need to be more skeptical of your attempt at skepticism.

  467. Re:Genesis 1 by somersault · · Score: 1

    That was one of the main things initially, but since then I have reconsidered a lot of other things, and the whole thing just makes a lot more sense from the point of view that the bible is man-made rather than God-breathed. I know all the bullshit reasoning about why God let sin into the world, why people have to go to hell for it etc, but it does not seem like Justice to me. You will believe that God's concept of justice is above our own, but now I believe that in fact it was just the Israelites idea of justice and their own self importance. How likely is it that God would choose one race and let all the others for thouuuusands of years just go to Hell? And even today the majority of people are going to Hell. It's pretty easy to ignore how unjust the whole idea is if you take it locally, where most people around you have at least some exposure to Jesus, but taken on a global scale over thousands of years, it is ludicrous. It's the sort of thing you just gloss over if you're trying to explain the bible away, but when you start doubting the validity of the whole thing, you don't have to gloss over it anymore and can just accept that it's a load of bollocks.

    So to reiterate - I now base my doubts on all of it, the stuff that I'd previously explained away with a complex web of interweaving crap. If you selectively ignore things and just say "oh, we'll never understand that because it's way above us" rather than accepting that the Israelite god was just as much a man-made thing as Baal and all the other gods from that era, then you are just convincing yourself of a lie. I understand how easy it is to do that once you are entrenched in your beliefs, believe me, but I now see that I was just being an idiot. I don't care if Genesis was a poem, it is possible to make a poem beautiful and yet factual at the same time. If you always operate on the assumption that the bible is truth then you will find ways of making it such in your head. If you operate on the assumption that it is man-made, then you no longer have to make pathetic excuses for why Genesis is wrong, why there are so many supposedly Christian denominations that believe totally different things (if God was there then he would be guiding them more to be of one body and believe the same things), and any inconsistency is not to do with divine wisdom and mystery, it is simply due to everything being made up.

    I admire people who at least try to reason and think about their beliefs and defend them, it shows strength of character, but I also am disappointed that people can be made to believe rubbish so easily. If you think about Buddhists or Muslims or whatever you'll think "how could they believe that rubbish, it's obviously not The Way", but yet they think the same of you, and now I think the same of all Christians. It's all a matter of perspective, and I am at least attempting to be more reasonable rather than just go with what I have been conditioned (by others and by myself) to believe.

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    which is totally what she said
  468. Re:Genesis 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That [the order of creation in Gen 1] was one of the main things initially, but since then I have reconsidered a lot of other things, and the whole thing just makes a lot more sense from the point of view that the bible is man-made rather than God-breathed.

    Fair enough, but my point is your "main reason" (here an "initial main reason") is of one cloth with 24-hour literalism and hence is an equally wrong-headed approach to the text. Better watch the company you keep.

    I am at least attempting to be more reasonable rather than just go with what I have been conditioned (by others and by myself) to believe.

    Bad news, Bucko. You're still putting your faith in someone. All worldviews ultimately boil down to faith commitments, even hyper-skeptical, absurdist worldviews.

  469. Re:Many More Errors in the Codex than the Summary! by itsybitsy · · Score: 1

    The more exclamation marks used the closer to objective reality!!!!!!!!! ... n!