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  1. Re:Gtalk/Facebook on Microsoft Retiring Messenger, Replacing It With Skype · · Score: 5, Funny

    I collect dead social networks.

    That answers my question why you're on slashdot.

    /ducks

  2. Re:I for one on Self-Assembling Robots Using Flying Drones · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome my beer! Thanks, robot underling!

  3. Re:Not the first time this happens... on Canadian Island's Historic Hot Springs Dry Up After Earthquake · · Score: 1

    Nice sig. That was one of my favorite shows growing up.

  4. Re:Grammer... on Linus Torvalds Tries KDE, Likes It So Far · · Score: 5, Funny

    Grammer than what?

  5. Re:Get Some Priorities! on Con Ed Says NYC Datacenters Should Get Power Saturday · · Score: 1

    As little as I like agreeing with ACs, this was my exact thought upon reading TFS. I know this is News For Nerds, but let's not pretend getting data centers back up is more important than rebuilding an area that's been severely decimated (and not in the Roman 10% way).

  6. Re:And the seed is planted... on Why Does a Voting Machine Need Calibration? · · Score: 4, Funny

    I swear the next person that says shenanigans I'm gonna pistol whip!

  7. Re:Huge problem in Texas - flash floods on the roa on Fisker Hybrids Get Bad Karma From Superstorm Sandy · · Score: 1

    Oh, so you know every gradual dip on every road in vicinity of your house? Doubt it. In many cases, what appears to be a puddle can be several more inches deep. And unless you brake quickly (as in slam on the brakes; not a good idea in rainy or wet conditions), hitting even 6 inches of water quickly will splash up enough water to stall the engine. Or, hey, maybe everyone else is just stupid.

  8. Re:Huge problem in Texas - flash floods on the roa on Fisker Hybrids Get Bad Karma From Superstorm Sandy · · Score: 1

    Deep water looks like shallow water. So when you see a puddle, it could be much deeper. When you drive through water that is more than 2" deep, it could have been much deeper. Most people who drive through deep water thought it much more shallow. Because deep water looks like shallow water. I can't make this any more simple.

  9. Re:Huge problem in Texas - flash floods on the roa on Fisker Hybrids Get Bad Karma From Superstorm Sandy · · Score: 1

    How the fuck do you plan to avoid a FLASH flood, there genius?

  10. Re:Huge problem in Texas - flash floods on the roa on Fisker Hybrids Get Bad Karma From Superstorm Sandy · · Score: 1

    You NEVER know the depth of water. If you've ever driven through a puddle, count yourself as an idiot. That could have been much deeper, and you wouldn't have known. See point 2 above.

  11. Re:Fitted Sheets on Physicist Explains Cthulhu's "Non-Euclidean Geometry" · · Score: 2

    That's why I always buy sheets with vertical stripes. As long as the stripes are going foot to head, instead of side to side, the sheet will always fit.

  12. Re:Vorpal sword? on D&D Monster Study Proves Eyes Have It · · Score: 1

    Or an eyelash.

  13. Re:HOSTS file could have prevented this on Windows Browser Ballot Glitch Cost Firefox 6-9 Million Downloads · · Score: 0

    More like Dada. Keep that away from real art, lest they annihilate each other.

  14. Re:So... on Glow-In-The-Dark Smart Highways Coming To the Netherlands In 2013 · · Score: 0

    Yeah, it's like the weather rock I had as a kid.

    If rock is wet, it is raining.
    If rock is white, it is snowing.
    If unable to see rock, it is foggy.

  15. Re:Imagine a Beowulf cluster... on 48-Core Chips Could Redefine Mobile Devices · · Score: 1

    What about a beowulf cluster of raspberry pi's? Mmmmmmmmmmmm pi.

  16. Re:Oblig. XKCD on New York Data Centers Battle Floods, Utility Outages · · Score: 4, Funny

    Reminds me of one of xkcd's funniest comics:

    http://xkcd.com/404/

  17. Re:Reading TFS on NewsCorp/NDS Sets Up Operation To Expose Canadian Pirates; What Could Go Wrong? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Also, frosty piss apparently. It's OK, you can mod me down. I've got karma to burn.

  18. Reading TFS on NewsCorp/NDS Sets Up Operation To Expose Canadian Pirates; What Could Go Wrong? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The story reads like some perverse blend of James Bond and the Pink Panther.

    Well, TFS reads like a chinese instruction manual. What the hell? Piracy dealers? Discover the identify?

  19. Re:dual story requires dual comment on Sandy Sinks HMS Bounty, Knocks Off Gawker Websites · · Score: 1

    Nonstop coverage of something that doesn't affect me? Yes, because I couldn't watch real news.

    By all means, please tell us what other news doesn't affect you, so we can remove it from the world's news post haste!

    Here in Wisconsin, we'd be outside tailgating in a class 1 storm.

    Yes, I imagine you get quite a few class 1 HURRICANES in Wisconsin, don't you? And the class just refers to the speed of the wind, not the size or how long it lasts. This is an extremely powerful storm, which would explain why all the weather forecasters say not to pay attention to what class this one is.

    As for the boat, I'm no sailing expert but don't you typically not take low tech replicas of old ships sailing in a hurricane?

    I'd hate to let the mere fact that you don't know anything about boats keep you from judging people who do, but maybe the fact that all the boat owners in the world didn't consult with you beforehand should be an indicator. As other slashdaughters have pointed out, keeping your boat in dock can be very dangerous. So many people took their boats out to sea to weather the storm. But this being a very powerful storm (see above), some didn't do so well. It could be have been worse in port though.

  20. Re:"footprints on the seats" = "Chinese hillbillie on Telling the Truth In Today's China · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My first thought was that she meant there were people hiding in stalls to spy on people, as in listening to people talk in the bathroom. But your comment makes more sense. I guess I'm just paranoid.

  21. Finally on Sweden Imports European Garbage To Power the Nation · · Score: 1

    A renewable resource of almost unlimited potential! We can just consume more and throw it all in the garbage when we run low!

  22. Re:Old News from 1912 or earlier on Camera Technique Captures New View of Space & Time · · Score: 1

    This painting, and the photo/video by which it was inspired, were my first thoughts as well.

  23. Re:Is it lighter than a MacBook Air? on Titan Supercomputer Debuts for Open Scientific Research · · Score: 1

    Yes. All of them. I agree.

  24. Re:Hurricane Sandy can't hold Google down on Google Announces New Nexus Smartphone and Tablets · · Score: 1

    Funny. That's what we think about all the wildfires, earthquakes, and snowstorms west of the Mississippi.

  25. Re:What everybody wants to know on Titan Supercomputer Debuts for Open Scientific Research · · Score: 1

    What about if it blends, runs linux, or what it does in Soviet Russia?