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  1. Looks like a transformer on Gaming Mouse Changes Shape For a Custom Fit · · Score: 1

    Mad Katz... ROLL OUT!

  2. Re:Boom. Headshot. on Inventor Creates Flotation Device Bazooka · · Score: 1

    So... just read back your comment and realized I misread what you meant to say there. Sorry about duplicating your post!

  3. Re:Boom. Headshot. on Inventor Creates Flotation Device Bazooka · · Score: 1

    So does that mean Dick Cheney can finally shoot people in the face and more easily get away with it claiming that "I was just trying to save the guy"?

    Or that he'll keep using shotguns and claim that he thought it was the liferaft shooter he was using.

  4. Boom. Headshot. on Inventor Creates Flotation Device Bazooka · · Score: 2, Funny

    A bazooka that saves lives by shooting people in the face. Safety has never been so cool!

  5. Infringes on MY patent on Facebook Patents Location Social Networking · · Score: 1

    I must remind Slashdot that I hold the patent for "placing characters in on a blank space in order to form legible text that delivers information remotely to computer users." I await my royalties check.

  6. Re:Gambling with your home is a bad bet on Firefighters Let House Burn Because Owner Didn't Pay Fee · · Score: 1

    Either way, I still maintain opt-out on these kinds of thing is dumb, for all concerned.

    That's when you get people starting to blame politicians for "interfering in their lives" and "the government controlling too much" until they NEED the government funded rescue teams to show up. They don't scream so loud for freedom when their life or property is in danger.

  7. Re:Gambling with your home is a bad bet on Firefighters Let House Burn Because Owner Didn't Pay Fee · · Score: 1

    I work tech support. Everyone who ever refused to pay for accidental damage coverage will always claim that their smashed screen "was like that when they got it", "was never dropped", "I meant to buy that coverage" and "it's the sales agents fault because I asked for it." So take claims of 'forgetting to pay' with a grain of salt the size of a cattle salt lick.

  8. Gambling with your home is a bad bet on Firefighters Let House Burn Because Owner Didn't Pay Fee · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You have to pay your taxes if you want municipal services. If you wave it away claiming you don't want government interference in your life, then the firefighters will not interfere with fire burning down your house. The guy sadly got exactly what he argued for in the first place when he turned the city down.

  9. Re:Also as a practical matter on British Teen Jailed Over Encryption Password · · Score: 1

    If he's refusing to cough up the password because of the content of his hard drive, taking the four months of minimum security jail may be a better deal than a lifetime branding as a terrorist or a pedophile porn peddler.

  10. Takes my breath away! on Can We Travel To That Exciting New Exoplanet? · · Score: 1

    Let's make sure first that it has, you know, oxygen, and not one of those 95% carbon dyoxide air content some younger planet lacking vegetation may have. Or one of those fancypants sulfuric acid atmospheres that melts your lungs.

  11. We can rebuild him. on 15-Year-Old Boy Fitted With Robotic Heart · · Score: -1, Redundant

    We have the technology. Better. Faster. Bionic!

  12. Re:sanity prevails on Court Rules Against Woman Who Didn't Like Search Results · · Score: 1

    Even if this insane lawsuit was defeated not by common sense but by narrow word of the law, keep in mind that insane lawsuits sue based specifically on the word of the law to begin with, using it to further insane agendas. This is just a stupid lawsuit dying by its own sword.

  13. Green sashes anyone? on Why the Revolution Will Not Be Tweeted · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know a lot of iranian protestors who seemed convinced otherwise.

  14. It's only a matter of time. on White House Pressuring Registrars To Block Sites · · Score: 1

    "This net neutrality and online privacy advocate is infringing on our ability to make money by selling user information to generic viagra sellers. Block it."

  15. Re:But how? on Many More Android Apps Leaking User Data · · Score: 3, Interesting

    desktops have antivirus, antimalware and firewalls. What does your android phone have?

  16. But how? on Many More Android Apps Leaking User Data · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "We also provide developers with best practices about how to handle user data. We consistently advise users to only install apps they trust.'"

    How exactly is one supposed to do this? What is the process for building trust vis-a-vis apps when the only protection you receive from your service provider is "don't walk into dark alleys you don't trust"?

  17. Re:Knowledge ruled dangerous on Safety Commission To Rule On Safety of Rulers In Science Kits · · Score: 1

    It's only a matter of time before the commission realizes that a little bit of knowledge is a dangerous thing, bans science kits outright, and starts going after books.

    Don't worry. They'll compensate the loss of reading with math. Nine times one is nine, nine times two is eighteen, nine times three is twenty-seven...

  18. Let darwinism take its course on Safety Commission To Rule On Safety of Rulers In Science Kits · · Score: 1

    If you die choking on a standard plastic ruler, you were too weak to survive in this world. Better you improve the species by not perpetuating your substandard genes.

  19. Re:This Failed in NYC on Govt To Bomb Guam With Frozen Mice To Kill Snakes · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It got worse in australia.

    Some settler wanted to hunt rabbits because he wanted sports, so he imported and released a few. Sure enough they quickly bred like, well, rabbits. Having no enemies, their numbers overwhelmed the unaccustomed australian outback.

    So they imported foxes to eat them. But the foxes quickly discovered native species were slower and easier prey, so now the flora AND fauna was threatened.

    So they developed a rabbit cancer called Myxomatosis and unleashed it on australian rabbits. Which made its wayt back to europe, ravaging rabbit populations THERE.

    All because some australian dude was bored for some sport.

  20. I guess they'll die on Govt To Bomb Guam With Frozen Mice To Kill Snakes · · Score: 5, Funny

    They dropped the gorillas to stomp the lions, the dropped the lions to hunt the dogs, the dropped the dogs to chase the cats, they dropped the cats to catch the mice, the dropped the mice to kill the snakes, but I don't know why they swallowed that fly.

  21. Oh noes! on There Is No Plan B, the Ugly Transition To IPv6 · · Score: 0, Troll

    How will we live without one more Justin Bieber fanpage?

  22. Better to be off the network on "Pre-Crime" Comes To the HR Dept. · · Score: 1

    And people used to think I was stupid for not having a facebook page!

  23. I can barely tell where I am right now on Map Based Passwords · · Score: 1

    My 3rd grade teacher said geography would be useful one day.

  24. I appreciate large derrieres... on Study Finds the Perfect Ratio of Attractiveness · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and it is impossible to be untruthful.

  25. Re:It's a good tip... on 100/1 Odds On 'First Contact' Within a Year · · Score: 1

    "Here's your money kid, you got ten seconds to spend it before the death rays incinera-" - Glass Eye Bobby, last words.