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  1. You've got yourself a haiku:

    A certain purpose
    Aside from the permanent
    Visual beggars

  2. Obligatory Buckaroo Banzai Reference on Preparing Countermeasures For Terror Attacks Using Drones (remotecontrolproject.org) · · Score: 1

    Reporter: "Mister Secretary, what about the possibility of war in the Eighth Dimension?"

    Defense Secretary: "What?"

  3. Re:Remote surgery over 5G wireless? on The Network Revolution Needed For Remote Surgery (thestack.com) · · Score: 1

    "Ship"? As in "a water-going vessel"?

  4. Re:Old? on Java Named Top Programming Language of 2015 (dice.com) · · Score: 1

    Funny side-note: I read that as "Perl - First appeared 198729 years ago"

  5. Re:Well of course ... on NSA Targeted 'The Two Leading' Encryption Chips (theintercept.com) · · Score: 1

    Time to go to AMD?

  6. Re:Remote surgery over 5G wireless? on The Network Revolution Needed For Remote Surgery (thestack.com) · · Score: 1

    How many hospitals would waste money on a remote surgery robot rather than hiring more doctors or better doctors

    A few years ago I read an article about hospitals that bought telesurgery equipment to compete with other hospitals in the same area. So it apparently happens.

    The punchline? The telesurgery equipment sits idle much of the time.

  7. Re:"Telesurgery" and "5G networks" on The Network Revolution Needed For Remote Surgery (thestack.com) · · Score: 1

    You beat me to it. The only possible reason for a 5G network to be involved with telesurgery, would be to serve as a backup to the backup wired network, which itself is a backup to the primary wired network.

  8. Re:I Always Opt-out on TSA Body Scanner Opt-out No Longer Guaranteed (slashgear.com) · · Score: 1

    I opt-out, too. The TSA guys are relaxed once they see that I know how it works, and that I'm not trying to make some political statement. I think this is a key factor. It takes a few extra minutes for the pat-down, and that's generally not a problem for me.

  9. Re:Smallest? on Smallest Color Picture Ever Printed Fits Inside a Human Hair (www.ethz.ch) · · Score: 3, Funny

    measures just 80 m x 115 m

    Yeah, but think of the size of the "hair" that it fits within.

  10. I have the uneasy feeling that Shkreli and Bieber would get along pretty well.

  11. Re:Good name on Germany Fires Up Bizarre New Fusion Reactor (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    Which is a different concept entirely from "Hair Fusion", As Seen On TV.

  12. Re:We are being bred for slavery. on France Will Not Ban Wi-Fi Or Tor, Prime Minister Says (dailydot.com) · · Score: 1

    I'm going to go with the movie "They Live", by John Carpenter.

  13. Re:Responsbile parenting on Top Democratic Senator Will Seek Legislation To "Pierce" Through Encryption (dailydot.com) · · Score: 1

    Yes. And I'm not even sure if her grandchildren are still children.

    "Think of my (25 year old) grandchildren playing unsupervised!"

    (No, I'm not going to check reality. This is too funny.)

  14. Re:Democrats are authoritarians on Top Democratic Senator Will Seek Legislation To "Pierce" Through Encryption (dailydot.com) · · Score: 1

    Please mod this person up.

  15. Re:Is this some kind of joke article? on Wikipedia Creates AI System To Filter Out Bad Edits (thestack.com) · · Score: 2

    Almost there.

    Wikipedia
    Holistic
    Objective
    Revision
    Evaluation
    Service

  16. ...had to buy an adapter, which defeats the purpose of the smaller jack.

    It defeats the purpose for the end user, but not for the device manufacturer who wanted to make a super-thin device.

    And yes, I do agree that it was a bad overall situation. It seems like the manufacturer performed a disservice to the user, just to claim "our device is thinner".

  17. Re:The guy aint no Sagan... on Neil deGrasse Tyson Touches Off Debate With Remarks On Commercial Space (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Paraphrasing the movie _Interstellar_:

    TARS: I deleted the automatic airlock subroutine.
    Brandt: What? Mr. Trump, do NOT open the airlock!
    Cooper: Did you say "Trump"?
    Brandt: Right.
    Cooper: Mr. Trump, it's the big red handle on the right hand side. Pull it really fast!

  18. Ahhhg. Now my stomach is churning. That happens every time she comes up.

    To be fair, many Congresscritters induce a similar effect, but the force is strong with Nancy.

  19. ...trying 'to prove the non-existence of god... on How Cisco Is Trying To Prove It Can Keep NSA Spies Out of Its Gear (csoonline.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    More like "the devil", in this case.

  20. "What's the point of having a policy and then not following it?"

    Or a Constitution.

    Oh, wait....

  21. Please... on How Rocket League Brought Psyonix Back From the Brink (redbull.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Please don't get bought by Activision.

  22. Re:H1B is good on New Book Sold Out Offers a Look At the H-1B Debate · · Score: 1

    If the straw-woman chick in your story is in India, then you are describing "offshoring" rather than H1B. In that case, it is very likely she was awarded the work purely because her hourly rate is lower than a worker with the same title in the U.S., without regard to differences in actual productivity.

  23. Re:Freelancer's Union, all the way on App Companies Propose New Model For Worker Benefits (cio.com) · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the link.

  24. So existing infernal combustion manufacturers, start off new electric car companies, with ownership buried under layers...

    Interesting, and plausible.

    Queue the corporate welfare, when the parent internal-combustion car company fails.

  25. Re:the "connected class"? on Electric-Car Startup Faraday Future Building a $1 Billion Factory In California (businessinsider.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you need to ask, you're not "connected".