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  1. Re:Alice? on The Viterbi Algorithm and Quantum Communications · · Score: 2, Funny

    Call yourself a nerd? Alice is Dilbert's violent cow-orker and Bob is a large green dinosaur they found behind the couch when they correctly deduced that dinosaurs didn't go extinct but just went into hiding. Sheesh, I thought everyone knew that.

  2. Re:Their real failure was chosing a nonverbable no on New Search Engine Cuil Takes Aim At Google · · Score: 1

    I have to agree that Cuil is a pretty lame name. However, I think Google is already so well known that, even if another search engine grabs a significant chunk of the market, people will still refer to any web search as "Googling". Just as vacuum cleaners from Electrolux, Panasonic or Dyson get called Hoovers and public address systems get called Tannoys even though Tannoy haven't built PA systems for years.

  3. Re:Editors on Spam King Escapes From Federal Prison · · Score: 1

    If he's a spammer and a geek, I'd suggest the public would be a danger to him if they get to him first, the baseball bat with nails in approach to the problem of spam.

  4. Re:Grr. on Troll Patents Lists In Databases, Sues Everyone · · Score: 5, Funny

    They are dicks, but don't deserve to die quickly and painlessly.

    There, fixed that for you.

  5. Re:Floating cities on Floating Cities On Venus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We have already. They are called Nimitz-class aircraft carriers.

    They would be insignificant specks in the ocean compared to Project Habakkuk if it had been built.

  6. Re:So we'd need to... on Floating Cities On Venus · · Score: 1

    Low gravity causes loss of bone density, muscle atrophy ... weakened immune systems, and gastrointestinal complications.

    And those are about as welcome as a fart in a space-suit.

  7. Re:Another take on GPS Tracking Device Beats Radar Gun in Court · · Score: 2, Informative

    You might find this document interesting http://www.fai.org/gliding/system/files/tech_spec_gnss.pdf it is a spec for devices doing more or less what you want to do. And there are lots of applications to process the .igc files generated by these secure recorders.

  8. Re:Rated G! on Wall-E Supervising Animator Tells His Story · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ah, but no documentary on beans would be complete without the clip from "Blazing Saddles". Would it then be G rated?

  9. Re:Perimeter Institute? on Steven Hawking Considering Move To Canada · · Score: 1

    Are you suggesting they promised him cake?

  10. Re:How is this measured on Estimating the Time-To-Own of an Unpatched Windows PC · · Score: 1, Informative

    I don't play WoW. I do, however, run Zonealarm. Now, a fresh Zonealarm install will tell you that loads of Windows services are asking to open ports on to the big bad internet. All of these are open by default on the Mickey Mouse Microsoft firewall, because "they're Microsoft services and none of them could possibly be a security risk". As I recall there have been a metric fuckton of patches for many of the default Windows services since SP2. I rest my case.

  11. Re:How is this measured on Estimating the Time-To-Own of an Unpatched Windows PC · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd mod you funny if I had modpoints. I think he probably meant no router/firewall, Microsoft's toy firewall enabled by default in SP2 is about as effective protection as a wet paper bag would be against a rocket propelled grenade. Or for the Slashdot crowd who only understand car analogies, as good a protection as a Ford Pinto crashed into by an express train.

  12. Re:Oh cool! on Massive, Coordinated Patch To the DNS Released · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I used to use OpenDNS, then someone on /. pointed out that www.google.com resolved to an IP address in an OpenDNS IP block if looked up through OpenDNS. I checked and it did, don't know if it still does. I don't particularly fancy anyone spoofing, proxying or logging my Google searches, thank you very much.

  13. Re:NSA backdoor? on TrueCrypt 6.0 Released · · Score: 1

    I'm glad you were joking, maybe sufficiently advanced sarcasm is indistinguishable from FUD?

  14. Re:NSA backdoor? on TrueCrypt 6.0 Released · · Score: 2, Informative

    Does anyone know if the backdoor has been made a little more user friendly? The current one takes like 3 minutes to decrypt without the password.

    I don't know, why don't you examine the source code for yourself? You can download it here: http://www.truecrypt.org/downloads2.php Or you could just quit trolling and spreading FUD.

  15. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea on Meet the New Chess Boxing Champion of the World · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Oh, how I wish I had mod points right now.

  16. Re:Call yourself nerds? on Roundest Object In the World Created · · Score: 1

    Hmmmm, pointy.

  17. Re:france is rapidly making itself irrelevant on Ebay Fined $61M By French Court For Sales of Fake Goods · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, I have to call bullshit, every business meeting I ever went to in France was conducted in English, and I was working for a half French company!

  18. Call yourself nerds? on Roundest Object In the World Created · · Score: 1

    I don't know, 260 posts about silicon spheres and no one has mentioned Horta eggs. Kids these days, now get off my lawn.

  19. Time to dust off and update the old memes. on Hotmail Full Version Incompatible With Firefox 3 · · Score: 1

    Instead of "Dos ain't done until Lotus won't run." how about "Hotmail ain't done until Firefox won't run."

  20. Re: Your sig: on "Intrepid" Supercomputer Fastest In the World · · Score: 1

    Good point Marc, I hadn't noticed, there's so much terrible spelling on /. puns can fade into the background.

  21. Re: Your sig: on "Intrepid" Supercomputer Fastest In the World · · Score: 1

    Really? I would say his sig implies he's a sockpuppet since a UID > 1.2e6 wouldn't have been around in 1999 (not as a moderator anyways).

  22. Re:Lies on Oldest Computer Music Unveiled · · Score: 1

    You're right, and if you'd RTFA they did mention CSIRAC, it's just that no one thought to make a recording of CSIRAC and TFA is about the oldest recording.

  23. Re:Lies on Oldest Computer Music Unveiled · · Score: 1

    Hey, it was funny and on-topic, more or less.

  24. Re:Lies on Oldest Computer Music Unveiled · · Score: 1

    Aargh, my first Rick rolling, nice one. Please mod parent funny. (Note to self, don't click links during or after drinking fine Single Malt).

  25. Re:Wrong. on Oldest Computer Music Unveiled · · Score: 1

    I thought they changed their name from "Saxe-Coburg-Gotha"?