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Meet the New Chess Boxing Champion of the World

Attila Dimedici writes "A Russian man has just been crowned world champion in the sport of chess boxing. Apparently the idea originated in a French comic strip from the early '90s. In 2003 a Dutch artist decided to bring the 'sport' to life. The 'sport' is played by starting a chess match in the middle of a boxing ring. After four minutes, the chess board is cleared and the opponents box for three minutes. A match consists of six rounds of chess and five rounds of boxing. A match is decided by knockout, checkmate, or points."

235 comments

  1. That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard by oodaloop · · Score: 5, Funny

    and I can't wait to watch it.

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  2. new sport.. by Rixel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmmm....

    I have come up with a new sport come April

    Tax-Sex

    You sit in the middle of the Kitchen and agonize over deductions for 10 minutes, then do it doggy style on them thar reciepts.

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    1. Re:new sport.. by antifoidulus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just one question: Where in the hell are you finding hot, horny accountants?

      Certainly not at the H&R Block....

    2. Re:new sport.. by Propaganda13 · · Score: 1

      I've come up with a better one.

      Blackjack-Sex

      and this time you don't have to forget about the Blackjack!

      (waits for posts about a black guy named Jack.)

    3. Re:new sport.. by Joebert · · Score: 5, Funny

      Where's the new part ?

      I've been getting fucked on my taxes for years.

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    4. Re:new sport.. by mattbee · · Score: 3, Funny

      God that's sad - your post just reminded me to pay a late credit card bill, and now my finances are square for the month! Now where are the nipple-clamps?

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    5. Re:new sport.. by jlindy · · Score: 1

      You missed the obvious Futurama reference! it should be Blackjack-Hookers!

    6. Re:new sport.. by autocracy · · Score: 1

      Accountants + alcohol. They appear to be slightly crazier than frat / sorority crowds when intoxicated.

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    7. Re:new sport.. by greg1104 · · Score: 5, Funny

      This sport, combining complicated tax work with being fucked hard, already exists: they call it "getting an audit".

    8. Re:new sport.. by Viceroy+Potatohead · · Score: 1

      Here

      They're both pretty well equally excitable, at least...

    9. Re:new sport.. by Hork_Monkey · · Score: 1

      You're not kidding. I work at an accounting firm, and these guys throw down at company functions.

    10. Re:new sport.. by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      I think the suggestion was meant to open up the possiblilites beyond anal reaming with a pool cue.

    11. Re:new sport.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sport? So you would compete at this? How's that work, exactly?

      Is it for people who lose at sex?

    12. Re:new sport.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I call shill. You and the original poster are the same person. Nobody in the history of the intarweb has ever set someone up as well as your parent did for your post. It was scripted.

    13. Re:new sport.. by Mr.+Sanity · · Score: 1

      The "new" part is that you can be the giver instead of the receiver?

    14. Re:new sport.. by Joebert · · Score: 1

      Again I ask, what's new ?

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  3. I'd put money on the boxer any day by piltdownman84 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wouldn't this heavily favour brawn over brains? I mean any half decent bruiser could just avoid getting checkmated right away and then knock the nerd out in the first round.

    1. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by damburger · · Score: 1

      All you need then, is someone who can stand a single round in the ring and isn't a complete moron. Your pure bruiser fails the knockout, then gets suckered into a scholars mate.

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    2. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by dnwq · · Score: 1

      but a bruiser can punch you and keep punching, while in chess you'd have to wait for him to move before enacting your Master Plan

    3. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't see a problem. Fighers don't fight outside their class, so why would they do it when chess-boxing. Bruiser vs. nerd would be a very odd matchup. This is a game for intellectual pugilists.

    4. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by techsoldaten · · Score: 5, Informative

      The chess part is speed chess, which can be quite difficult and heavily favors those who are well practiced in strategy and able to make decisions faster.

      Players are given 1 - 5 minutes each to win a game, which generally does not result in a checkmate outcome. Rather, the person whose time expires first loses. The best strategy is to set up complex positions on the board that require ample thought on the part of your opponent and watch his or her time expire.

      I would put my money on the chess player who can roll with the punches and make effective 1 second moves on the board. You can do rope a dope sometimes by letting other players move very quickly and eating up their major pieces when they make a mistake.

      M

    5. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by damburger · · Score: 1

      What has that got to do with anything? It isn't like the boxing and chess are simultaneous.

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    6. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by Propaganda13 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I thought the same thing, and figured they must have rules against this type of play.

        But then couldn't a boxer like Mike Tyson immediately win the world champion title in the second round of the fight?

      No, the WCBO's statutes foresee a minimum ELO ranking of 1800 in chess. Each competitor has to fulfil this minimum standard in order to participate in an official chessboxing fight. Someone like Mike Tyson would need years of training to reach this standard...
      In addition, there's also the zugzwang rule. When a chessboxer doesn't make a move and the referee has good reason to believe that he or she is doing this deliberately, a warning is issued. When the chessboxer still fails to make a move, a second warning is issued whereupon he or she is forced to make a move. If no move is made upon the second warning, the player is immediately disqualified.

    7. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      It isn't like the boxing and chess are simultaneous.

      Hmmm, it's not a bad idea though...

    8. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by joaommp · · Score: 1

      Yeah, pawns actually boxing each other to sleep...

    9. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by joaommp · · Score: 4, Funny

      Mike Tyson would bite the other player's pawns heads off.

    10. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by crossmr · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you've looked around lately but not all "nerds" are the svelte skinny nerds of "Revenge of the Nerds"
      Nor are punishing boxers necessarily huge. Many of the light weights are not that heavy and would absolutely pulverize someone who was not in good boxing form. They could very easily hold off a good chess player for 2 rounds of chess which would be enough time to destroy them.

    11. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by 7+digits · · Score: 5, Informative

      > Players are given 1 - 5 minutes each to win a game, which generally does not result in a checkmate outcome
      Do you actually play chess ? Blitz games often ends in checkmate, because the player with the biggest time pressure will blunder.

      I have seen my son give otb (=over the board) checkmate in rapid chess to someone 300 ELO higher than him with 3 seconds vs 5 seconds left and 8 moves.

      Of course, the player with worst position can choose not to move and lose on time, but it is the stupidest thing to do, because in chess, you can think on the opponent time

      Just look at the tie-break in US women championship. 11 seconds vs 2 seconds. Wanna bet who won ?

      Lurk around playchess.com. You'll see 1 minute bullets games (ie: 1 minute for each opponents). The average rate of play is higher than 1 move per second, and they generally finish in checkmate.

      PS: slashdot formatting is borken for me. Can' do proper paragraphs. Such is life

    12. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by WingedHorse · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yeah. My Linux and programming teacher in college was also competing for finnish championship on heavy weight boxing, he taught Krav Maga and free wrestling (not with shows and faking but the real thing) on evening and had been years to israel to study Krav Maga. Needless to say, he had a decent authority at keeping the class quiet. Anyways, the said teacher would propably have exceled at this sport. I don't think that my 9th grade math teacher who was a basketball player and over 7 feet tall would have totally sucked in it either. The SEO guy next to me (I work at internet marketing company and yeah, I should be working right now) played on finnish championship level in icehockey. My boss used to do thai boxing.

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    13. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by Temtongkek · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "The chess part is speed chess, which can be quite difficult and heavily favors those who are well practiced in strategy and able to make decisions faster." Mistake. Huge mistake. Those who are able toplay blitz/bullet/speed/whatever-u-want-to-call-it Chess are excellent TACTICIANS. Strategy, the long-term plan in Chess, is almost always sacrificed in favor of shorter-term, more easily calculated variations designed to trap/x-ray/skewer/check/checkmate your opponent. There simply isn't time to formulate anything strategically. In speed Chess, it's tactics. On the other side of the coin, if you play a few rounds of speed Chess and then try your hand at a non-speed game, you'll find yourself being a lot more impulsive and blundering due to lack of foresight and proper calcuations to thwart your enemy's plans.

    14. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by rpillala · · Score: 1

      Yeah he might 'swell run into the wall and bang his head.

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    15. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how do you know if Mike Tyson would need years of training to reach 1800?

      for all you know he could be a huge chess buff and play it in his free time every chance he gets. Looks can be deceiving you know.

      Did you know that the RZA of wu-tang clan is a chess champion? He even has his own online chess league, trying to encourage inner city kids to "flex their mentals."

    16. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by drinkypoo · · Score: 0

      PS: slashdot formatting is borken for me. Can' do proper paragraphs. Such is life

      Try closing your paragraph tags, like a good boy. That's all it takes. I do it every day (pretty much literally) :P

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    17. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by Erikderzweite · · Score: 2, Informative

      From TFA: "The match began over a chess board set up on a low table in the middle of a boxing ring." So it starts with chess. A complete bruiser is unlikely to survive this one. Another quote: "Alternatively one of the players can be disqualified for taking too long to make his move in the chess rounds or breaking the boxing rules". If you take too long, you will be disqualified.

    18. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      because in chess, you can think on the opponent time

      Aw hell, why didn't anyone tell me this before?

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    19. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      When you talk about a fighter's "class", you're talking about his weight, nothing else. Trust me, any good bantamweight will handily disassemble the geeky nerd in his weight class. And the big fat nerds...oohh, that isn't gonna be pretty.

    20. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by hey! · · Score: 1

      One of the things it takes to be good at anything non-trivial is attention to detail -- lots of it, over a long time.

      You don't find nerds becoming bar fighters because that's a pasttime for the mentally impulsive and physically gifted. Studying footwork, tactics, achieving physical conditioning you need to box or grapple takes dedication.

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    21. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by Hillgiant · · Score: 3, Funny

      I, for one, am 100% behind any sport that has anything called a "zugzwang rule".

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    22. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      The real world isn't nicely divided into "brains" and "brawn". Intelligence is not inversely correlated with muscle-mass.

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    23. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 2, Funny
      p4wned!

      -b

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    24. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by techsoldaten · · Score: 1

      Drawing a line between strategy and tactics in this case is really just semantics.

      We've all ready the classic 'Chess Traps and Tricks' and come into most situations ready to spring out a knight in exchange for a castled rook, force an opponent into leaving hanging pawns scattered all over the place, or control the center through a complicated network or interdependent pieces.

      How much of that is a result of careful planning and how much is a result of tactical tricks sprung at opportune times really depends on how you look at the game.

      I get into a good game and I am dreaming that night about what I should have done or did well. It becomes part of my thinking during my next outing whether I get into certain situations or not.

      Knowing how to recognize certain situations and respond to them automatically certainly is a strategy.

      M

    25. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by Temtongkek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have to disagree. There is a huge difference. Tactics would include 2-3-4-5 or so move combinations to lure your opponent into a situationally unsound position (for them), leaving you with an immediate advantage of some kind...be it territory, or dominating a certain square, pinning or trapping one of his pieces. Strategy would involve decisions that occur through the whole of the game, from the opening, to the middle and then to the end-game. These decisions often lead to a particular style of end-game, where the dominating strategist will hold the advantage in terms of how the game is brought to a close. Case in point - there is a HUGE difference in arranging a combination to use your knight and fork your opponent's king and queen (tactic!) and determining whether or not it would be wiser to trade down into bishop-of-opposite-color endgame (Strategy!) or maybe to create isolated, weak pawns on the enemy's kingside so you can build an advantage (passed pawn) and begin targeting that lone weakness. Yeah. The tactic can take a few moves. The strategy can take THE. WHOLE. GAME. ...and there's no difference there? Please. Go play real Chess. Go get lost in a series of combinations for an hour or two (yes, an hour or two... looking at the same position and trying to find the one, best, winning move) every day for the next 6-7 years and then come tell me there's no difference. This public service announcement has been brought to you by the letter "j".

    26. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by Mr.+Beatdown · · Score: 1

      I'd have to learn a lot of chess to be competitive here, but the guys who compete in this are no where near world class fighters. Get one of the more intelligent LHW boxers to pick up chess, (1800 ELO isn't completely unattainable, but is out of my immediate reach) play very conservatively, and as slowly as possible, and you'll definitely have a new world champion.

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    27. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      I'm so glad you know the difference between "strategy" and "tactics", because those of us who previously had to rely on sources like Webster's Thesaurus would have otherwise thought they were synonyms.

      In your dictionary, "toplay" and "u" are words, too? Amazing! Again, I'd never have known that. Thank you!

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    28. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate the letter J. Therefore, your argument is false.

    29. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm so glad you know the difference between "strategy" and "tactics", because those of us who previously had to rely on sources like Webster's Thesaurus would have otherwise thought they were synonyms.

      In your dictionary, "toplay" and "u" are words, too? Amazing! Again, I'd never have known that. Thank you!

      Why, I'm so sorry. In the few remaining moments I had on my lunch break, I failed to pick up on grammatical blunders. Oops. You're mad at me. I need to go kill myself now.

      I did notice though, that while you were busy researching the definition of ad hominem arguments (and utilizing them in a piss-poor fashion) that you couldn't say a damned -thing-...not one thing... about my initial statement. :)

      Checkmate.

      Walk home.

    30. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      I did notice though, that while you were busy researching the definition of ad hominem arguments (and utilizing them in a piss-poor fashion) that you couldn't say a damned -thing-...not one thing... about my initial statement. :)

      No, I'm the one who should be sorry... you have apparently completely missed my point. Let me spell it out for you: Webster's Thesaurus says that tactics and strategy are synonyms. Your attempt to draw an artificial distinction between them is lame.

      To summarize: in the Techsoldaten New English Dictionary, "tactics" and "strategy" have completely different meanings; "toplay" and "u" are now words. Can I get that as an e-text?

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    31. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by twizmer · · Score: 1

      Words listed as synonyms in Webster's Thesaurus have similar, not identical, meanings. Merriam-Webster gives the following definitions:

      Strategy: 1 a (1): the science and art of employing the political, economic, psychological, and military forces of a nation or group of nations to afford the maximum support to adopted policies in peace or war (2): the science and art of military command exercised to meet the enemy in combat under advantageous conditions.

      Tactics: 1 a: the science and art of disposing and maneuvering forces in combat

      The words are different, and their usage in chess corresponds to the dictionary meanings, exactly as OP indicated.

    32. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I know. I should have thought up a more general word. The point was that fighters are matched up in a somewhat appropriate way, and there's no reason it would be different in chess boxing.

    33. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by Geak · · Score: 1

      New strategy: Let the wookie win.

    34. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Fine. The definitions most people use, however, are:

      Strategy: 2a: a careful plan or method : a clever stratagem b: the art of devising or employing plans or stratagems toward a goal

      Tactics: b: the art or skill of employing available means to accomplish an end 2: a system or mode of procedure

      If he's going to draw an arcane distinction that most people won't see, he needs to either (A) use words with meanings that people understand immediately or (B) explicitly define the words so we know which definition of the word he's using.

      FWIW:

      Synonym: 1: one of two or more words or expressions of the same language that have the same or nearly the same meaning in some or all senses

      I rest my case.

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  4. Why is this not on TV? by damburger · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have seen the future of sports and it says 'I took a lot of body-blows in the fourth round and that affected my concentration. That's why I made a big mistake in the fifth round: I did not see him coming for my king,'

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    1. Re:Why is this not on TV? by Chrisq · · Score: 4, Funny

      He was warned for hitting bellow the belt in the fourth round, after which I was forced to sacrifice my bishop.

    2. Re:Why is this not on TV? by Joebert · · Score: 4, Funny

      well not sacrifice intentionally, I could have sworn I still had two bishops left. Apparently that uppercut in the 3rd was harder than I thought.

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  5. Afterwards in a rare exhibition match..... by multipass666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    He goes head-to-head against the world champion of Kung-fu Go.

    1. Re:Afterwards in a rare exhibition match..... by Digestromath · · Score: 4, Funny
      Quite frankly I'm waiting for Mixed Martial Arts Scrabble.

      Post Fight Interview :

      "Yeah I came out throwing hard. I was pretty much gassed with only a minute left in the round. He got me in that guillotine choke and I only barely got out. But then at the start of the next round, I hit him with a "QUOITED" on a triple word score, pretty much sealed the deal, I really want to win with a knock out, but I'll take the win on points."

    2. Re:Afterwards in a rare exhibition match..... by Thanshin · · Score: 2, Funny

      I would so play in the "Counter Strike / Kick Boxing" league...

      "Pwnwhat? Damn sniper. Come here! I'll tear your head off."

    3. Re:Afterwards in a rare exhibition match..... by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

      And the winner faces Bisu in Starcrwondo

    4. Re:Afterwards in a rare exhibition match..... by Viceroy+Potatohead · · Score: 2, Funny

      Kendo-snooker would be pretty good. Full kendo gear, using the shinai as a pool cue, and everybody smoking and drinking scotch. The commercial tie-ins would be invaluable: "You've entered Marlboro prefecture", or "Single malt for the discerning Samurai"

    5. Re:Afterwards in a rare exhibition match..... by pipoca · · Score: 1

      Sanshou Go would probably be a better term. Although the Tae Kwon Do Go players would probably be stronger at Go, and worse at fighting (Korean pros regularly beat Chinese and Japanese pros in international contests, but TKD sucks as a martial art. Trust me, I took it for a few years). Although, AFAIK, Xiangqi (i.e. Chinese Chess) is more popular than Go in China (I know shogi is more popular in Japan, and I think it's the same way in China). Perhaps instead there would be a Sanshou Xiangqi champion and a Karate Shogi one?

    6. Re:Afterwards in a rare exhibition match..... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I would so play in the "Counter Strike / Kick Boxing" league...

      Me either, because I just can't wait to be called a "roundhouse whore", and get accused of "camping" the center of the ring.

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    7. Re:Afterwards in a rare exhibition match..... by Stormie · · Score: 1

      He goes head-to-head against the world champion of Kung-fu Go.

      Interesting you should mention Go. Did you know that because a Go board is so large, and there is such a vast number of variations in individual games, it is much much harder to program a computer to play Go than Chess? Indeed the best Go programs are only on the level of intermediate amateur human players. I would have thought this would be of interest to Slashdotters (the "news for nerds" site), but for some reason I have never seen this mentioned here before.

    8. Re:Afterwards in a rare exhibition match..... by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it's for nerds, but it's hardly news in itself. But there are such things as MoGo's games against Catalin Taranu ... which did not get a slashdot story. Hm, maybe you're right.

      I play a little Go, but MoGo, Crazystone, and AyaMC are not at all like the old GNUgo of yore. These top Go programs are already good enough that it would take me years of serious practice to have a chance (they are hovering around 1k/1d on KGS) So I'm cheering for the computers, obviously :-)

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  6. Codeboxing by techsoldaten · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, we have something like that at my company called codeboxing.

    Developers receive documentation and go off to work on something. The moment they run into an ambiguous or poorly defined requirement, they jump into the ring with the person who wrote it for up to 6 rounds of boxing. Between rounds, they refine the language of the requirement. The match is decided by a panel of managers, agreement between the two parties, or knock out.

    M

    1. Re:Codeboxing by Hanners1979 · · Score: 2, Funny

      At last it comes out - The real reason for all those delays to Windows Vista.

    2. Re:Codeboxing by modicr · · Score: 1

      NO, the real reason for Vista delay was code-chairthrowing. I cannot discuss this sport because I'm under NDA ...

    3. Re:Codeboxing by Morg · · Score: 0

      yes I was at the same company - and it was great fun.. ...until some jackass started throwing chairs around....

    4. Re:Codeboxing by hero_or_what · · Score: 1

      At last it comes out - The real reason for all those delays to Windows Vista.

      Or Duke Nukem Forever!

    5. Re:Codeboxing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha...Gives new meaning to TKO!

  7. Battle Chess Nostalgia by eennaarbrak · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was rather hoping for a BattleChess like game where the players box it out to decide which piece captures which. This just sounds ... weird.

    1. Re:Battle Chess Nostalgia by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Archon I'm waiting for a decent DS, Wii or Linux-Port of it.

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    2. Re:Battle Chess Nostalgia by chriseyre2000 · · Score: 1

      Try this for size: http://sourceforge.net/projects/brutalchess/ Not had a chance to see if it counts as decent, but it is GPL

    3. Re:Battle Chess Nostalgia by TheLink · · Score: 4, Informative

      The difference between archon and battlechess is battlechess is just chess with 3d graphics animation of what happens when stuff is captured.

      Whereas archon, just because you move the piece to a spot doesn't mean you get to eliminate the piece - what it does is it starts up an arcade battle between the two pieces.

      The two pieces could be a knight versus a dragon, and if you are really good at the knight you could actually kill the dragon, it helps of course if the dragon was badly injured in previous battles and was not healed by the player (it costs a move to heal, so heals are rare).

      Also in the first archon, white pieces and black pieces get health bonuses depending on whether the square is black, dark gray, gray, light gray or white.

      Overall there was some strategy involved but it's typically overshadowed by arcade skills.

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    4. Re:Battle Chess Nostalgia by iwein · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, battle chess was quite boring on the battle side. The outcome was only based on the chess rules. This at least gives you a fair chance. I would hate to sacrifice a pawn to Mike Tyson with battle chess rules.

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    5. Re:Battle Chess Nostalgia by mgblst · · Score: 1

      I always wanted to play Archon when I read about it in magazines when I was a kid (never have a C64). You have just cured me of that. Thanks.

    6. Re:Battle Chess Nostalgia by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      BofferWarsChess, coming to a field near you.

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    7. Re:Battle Chess Nostalgia by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      I only played the Quake 3 Arena version of Archon, how did the battles play out in the original?

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    8. Re:Battle Chess Nostalgia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mel Brooks

      Knight jumps queen!
      Pawn jumps queen!

      hehe

    9. Re:Battle Chess Nostalgia by nomadic · · Score: 1

      I always wanted to play Archon when I read about it in magazines when I was a kid (never have a C64). You have just cured me of that. Thanks.

      Hey, don't be hating on Archon. GREAT game.

    10. Re:Battle Chess Nostalgia by TheLink · · Score: 1

      A bit like this:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6MoTUJiOiU

      I'm not the one playing.

      You can probably download one of those emulators and play it - C64, Apple 2 etc.

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  8. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by jacquesm · · Score: 0

    I'd use the chess board to effect a knockout.

    As Ron White puts it, "I'm a glandular player".

  9. The comic book is quite good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've red the comic book a few years ago. It's part of a trilogy.
      The scenario is quite confusing but the drawing is very good.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Froid_%C3%89quateur

  10. Actually, this may not be as idiotic as it sounds. by RustinHWright · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Once I started RTFAing the repeated comments about concentration and ability to shift modes starting getting my attention. Modern pentathalon started out as a way to simulate certain kinds of combat, and, for its time, made quite a bit of sense. I'm willing to bet that we'll see some very serious people start to get into this as a way to hone skills used for activities that aren't cheesy at all. A way to test one's ability to think strategically and tactically while out of breath and in pain is a damn good thing for anybody who is expected to function in combat. Even first responders in non-violent professions might gain from this.

    Gotta say, not for me, to say the least, but I'll be very curious to see how this evolves and what kinds of people end up getting into it.

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  11. interesting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somehow it still doesn't sound that exciting to me. I have to agree with eennaarbrak, BattleChess sounds fun, I really wouldn't mind seeing a bunch of chess players boxing it out.

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  12. I'm not sure Enki Bilal would be proud... by Ksempac · · Score: 3, Informative

    I m a big fan of the trilogy (actually i m a big fan of the author), but it's kind of weird to think that chess-boxing is now real, given that in the book it is mainly used to show the violence of the distopian world.
    There is also a hockey game in the first book which ends with something like 3 goals and 5 kills for each team.
    BTW : In the book, the chess-boxing match ends with the main protagonist (possessed by a god) killing his opponent with some kind of laser shot from his eyes during a chess round.

    1. Re:I'm not sure Enki Bilal would be proud... by TurboTot · · Score: 1, Troll

      There was some idiotic rap song called the mystery of chess boxing by wu-tang clan back in the late 90's I'm wondering if (when) this gets put on the wii they will be on the soundtrack

    2. Re:I'm not sure Enki Bilal would be proud... by iwein · · Score: 1

      In the book, the chess-boxing match ends with the main protagonist (possessed by a god) killing his opponent with some kind of laser shot from his eyes during a chess round.

      Interestingly there are no rules against that.

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  13. Fucking Awesome by EdIII · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I want to see No Holds Barred Halo Boxing. Then I get to beat the crap out of the guy who thinks hes so cool with the sniper rifle.

    Let's see you pwn me now!

    Seriously though, this is really awesome. I have never really been into boxing or UFC, but if that dude also had to beat the guy at Chess or some other game of skill, then that makes it very very interesting.

    Not just brute force.

    I can see some little nerd being undefeated in the ring since he could never lose the match within 4 minutes... but going to the hospital the day he does.

    1. Re:Fucking Awesome by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget to hump his face after the K.O.

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    2. Re:Fucking Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can see some little nerd being undefeated in the ring since he could never lose the match within 4 minutes... but going to the hospital the day he does.

      The contestants have a total of twelve minutes each for the chess moves and the first chess round lasts four minutes. So the boxer can make one move, sit there waiting for the four minutes to run out, then pummel the chess nerd. Repeat this for the next chess round. Two rounds of boxing should do it.

    3. Re:Fucking Awesome by Kintanon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The UFC is not "Just Brute Force" you ignorant jackass. If that were the case Brock Lesnar would be destroying everyone and Sean Sherk would have torn BJ Penn apart for the lightweight title. Skill, strategy, the ability to think and act under pressure are all more important that brute force.

      Please do not propagate ignorant stereotypes.

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    4. Re:Fucking Awesome by Barny · · Score: 1

      Except there is strict rules on how long you can take per turn, 2 warnings and you get disqualified :)

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    5. Re:Fucking Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the UFC isn't "Just Brute Force", it's brute force and a fanbase of retards.

    6. Re:Fucking Awesome by DamienNightbane · · Score: 1

      Who cares? They're all just lucky that they've never had to face Brock Samson.

    7. Re:Fucking Awesome by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "Not just brute force."

      Where did you get the misinformed idea that boxing is "just brute force"?

  14. a better game by suck_burners_rice · · Score: 1

    A better game would go something like this. Two heavyweight chess players start a match. When one takes the other's pawn by en passant, he jumps up angrily, knocks the chess board, table and all, clear into the audience and then socks that guy right in the jaw. A crazy fight ensues, in which the one who took the pawn gets beaten to a pulp.

    "I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains." Sorry Vizini, brains won't do you any good when you're having your face bashed in.

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  15. french comics author is Enki Bilal: details by Herve5 · · Score: 3, Informative
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    1. Re:french comics author is Enki Bilal: details by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      And the the page from the comic where Nikopol encounters Johnelvisson

  16. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by Chrisje · · Score: 5, Funny

    They can't televise it!

    The First Rule of Chess Club is You Do Not Talk about Chess Club!

  17. I need to retire... by CaptainOfSpray · · Score: 1

    Oh God. In the summary, I read Modem Pentathlon instead of Modern, and pictured jogging with a 3COM 56K Turbo in your hand... I really, really, need to retire from this bloody line of business.

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    1. Re:I need to retire... by dwye · · Score: 1

      Oh God. In the summary, I read Modem Pentathlon instead of Modern, and pictured jogging with a 3COM 56K Turbo in your hand... I really, really, need to retire from this bloody line of business.

      Or get you eyes checked, and maybe use a better font, to better distinguish between "r" "n" and "m". I did, and everything looks great, now.

      As far as the crazy imagery, that is nothing compared to what I saw when my then-boss said that "phone man" was coming to talk to us. I heard it as "PhoneMan!" and spent 10 minutes laughing my brains out over the image of John Ratzenberger (played Cliff Claven on Cheers), in a repairman's uniform but with a cape flying behind him like George Reeves in the 1950s Superman TV series. In defense, I had watched House II that weekend, and was a bit low on sleep that day, too.

  18. news.com.au image by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's with the news.com.au image? It's not a topic image and from the URL it looks like it's hardcoded into this story. Weird.

  19. Article Logo by two_stripe · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Whats up with the news.com.au logo next to the article: http://images.slashdot.org/articles/08/07/07/0427228-1-thumb.png?
    Is this some new way of cashing in by directing links to websites?
    1. Sign advertising agreement with other news website
    2. Post article to idle.slashdot.org (?????)
    3. Profit!

    1. Re:Article Logo by Xiroth · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it is a bit odd. I can only guess that it's a sponsorship ploy, as news.com.au is News Corp's Australian portal.

  20. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by Tom · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't think it's ridiculous at all. Anyone trained in any martial art (not just eastern, count boxing, fencing, etc. as well) will probably agree.

    Keeping your senses and your ability to think during a fight is anything but trivial, and requires a lot of training.

    Most regular people would probably have trouble just remembering how the pieces move after a few minutes of fighting, with all the adrenaline pumping and your whole body in "I have no time for thinking" mode.

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  21. Nikopol Trilogy by DrYak · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but does this tournament allows ancient Egyptians Gods cheating and helping their favourite participants ?

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    1. Re:Nikopol Trilogy by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      FYI to anyone who hasn't read it: the trilogy is good science fiction. Bilal's art is easily among the most memorable in comics, but I like his writing as well -- a rich, ironic feast.

    2. Re:Nikopol Trilogy by Nasajin · · Score: 1

      True, but he's a pretty bad film director. They converted the Nikopol trilogy into the film Immortal, which was singularly memorable as a piece of terrible scripting and bad CG. What's worse is that they converted the three comics into the one film essentially by overlaying the plots simultaneously... which naturally ruined any sense of coherent narrative progression that occurs in the comic series.

    3. Re:Nikopol Trilogy by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but does this tournament allows ancient Egyptians Gods, cheating and helping their favourite participants ?

      What do you think this is, Yu-Gi-Oh?

    4. Re:Nikopol Trilogy by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Kinda like Discworld with boxing? Is there an Egyption God/dess of Fate?

  22. Much more than 5 minutes of chess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's stated that there are 6 rounds of chess with 4 minutes per round. That works out to more than 20 minutes of chess, not "1 - 5 minutes to win."

    I've played competitive Lightning (5 mins) and Speed (15 mins) chess before. Ample time to win a game in both modes.

    Most difficult part here is probably trying to remember your plan after the boxing.

    1. Re:Much more than 5 minutes of chess by dontPanik · · Score: 1

      In TFA it says they "clear the board" after each round of chess. Does that mean the game ends, or is it like your saying, the game is preserved and picked up later?

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    2. Re:Much more than 5 minutes of chess by goban19 · · Score: 1

      Five minute chess is blitz not lightning. I regularly play both 1 minute, and 10 seconds with one second added per move chess.

    3. Re:Much more than 5 minutes of chess by djp928 · · Score: 1

      Isn't "blitz" just German for "lightning"?

  23. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by 7+digits · · Score: 1

    Here you go

    And here, at the bottom of the page, you can see an exhibition chessboxing by the FIDE (ie: Federarion Internationale Des Echecs aka: World Chess Federation) president

  24. Boobies by tepples · · Score: 1

    "Whats up with the news.com.au logo next to the article"

    It would appear that Slashdot is just copying FARK.com.

  25. Anyone remember Mindgame from Sliders? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As soon as I read this, it reminded me of that episode of sliders where there was a sport that combined physical and mental aspects at the same time.

    Mindgame was a team sport and seemed more interesting, but the concept is similar.

  26. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by eulernet · · Score: 1

    http://www.fide.com/component/content/article/2-articles/1327-fide-videos

    Video named "Kirsan Ilyumzhinov As A Chess Boxer!" (bottom left)

  27. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by Thanshin · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Damn! I have some but already posted on this thread.

  28. A New Application by hyades1 · · Score: 1

    I suddenly see a new way to conduct contract negotiations in pro sports.

    Don't just watch the sport, watch the agents and owners duke it out over who gets paid what. Who wouldn't want to see those thin-wristed weasels who pad their wallets by blackmailing the fans beat the crap out of each other?

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    1. Re:A New Application by Zymergy · · Score: 1

      Somewhere there are nerdy American college students now trying to box between heated rounds of decent chess playing. New fight clubs are cropping up all over American cities... Right....

      Glad somewhere, at least, they are making efforts at balanced sports.

      I remember consciously feeling embarrassed that some (but certainly not all) of our American athletes possessed major skill imbalances to put it mildly.
      Someday leagues such as the NFL and HNL might add IQ and each player's individual chess handicap rating on their stats pages for each player. ...Right.

      I think some of our sports should have a tie-breaking round of mental challenges that educated folks could relate to... It would make the demographic expand IMHO anyway..
      Try to imagine some of our "best" American athletes as they must be victorious in a tie-breaking spelling test, or better yet, have to accurately pronounce English words like "ask" and "alright" for that matter... lol

    2. Re:A New Application by hyades1 · · Score: 1

      Add me to your fan base. I'd LOVE to see your suggestions put into effect. Frankly, if they're going to dump sudden-death overtime in favour of those stupid hockey and soccer shootouts, I think some kind of intellectual challenge would be a better way to resolve to a tie.

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  29. Self desturcting sports by Lazypete · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The funny thing about this sports is that a champion is bound to loose its title quickly, the more the champion boxe, the worst he must be getting at chess. Since after a year or two having your face punched turn your brain into molasses...

    1. Re:Self desturcting sports by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I would think the best player would be a mediocre chess player (on a scale of "allowed to enter" to "grand master") and a devastating boxer. Survive the chess, put the other guy's head out. Counting on your chess game to save you is not a good plan. Concussion + chess = lose, lose.

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    2. Re:Self desturcting sports by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Maybe they could play mock battles with guns then, I bet the military would love to sponsor that.

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  30. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by pegdhcp · · Score: 1

    C'mon, this is the new academical research technique for Parkinson's Diseases' effects on cognitive abilities...

  31. Other Media by DrYak · · Score: 2, Informative

    There's also the movie Immortel (ad vitam), also written and directed by Bilal himself, roughly based on the same story as the Nikopol trilogy.

    And Benoit Sokal's Whit Birds Productions have a point'n'click adventure game called Nikopol, based on this series in their pipeline.

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  32. Prior Art by belthize · · Score: 5, Funny

          Sort of. 20 some odd years ago my room mate considered combining rugby and chess and called it "full contact chess".

          We played beer chess instead. Somebody had a 4'x4' chess board. Pawns were Mickey's, rooks were Fosters, queens were a bottle of wine etc. Every time a chess piece was taken you had to drink it. We rarely lost; against the beer drinker types we just out played them, against the chess player types we'd trade down pieces early and out drink them.

          Simpler times ...

    Belthize

    1. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm definitely using this for college!

    2. Re:Prior Art by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      Pawns were Mickey's

      That was just plain EVIL!

    3. Re:Prior Art by maciarc · · Score: 2, Funny

      We played beer chess instead. Somebody had a 4'x4' chess board. Pawns were Mickey's, rooks were Fosters, queens were a bottle of wine etc. Every time a chess piece was taken you had to drink it. We rarely lost; against the beer drinker types we just out played them, against the chess player types we'd trade down pieces early and out drink them.

      We played beer chess as well, but with slightly different tactics. We were rarely sober; against the beer drinker types, we'd trade down pieces early so they could out drink us, against the chess player types we just let them out play us.

    4. Re:Prior Art by belthize · · Score: 1

          Ahh yes ... from the Ford Prefect book, "How I play Drinking Games: Redefining Success in the Modern Era" ... certainly a viable strategy.

      Belthize

  33. Marlon Brando by PietjeJantje · · Score: 1

    That's all very nice, but how does this involve Marlon Brando in some DJ gig?

  34. Hmmm, now all i need .... by MRe_nl · · Score: 1

    is a chess-playing shark!

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  35. Re:Actually, this may not be as idiotic as it soun by CastrTroy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Looking at the pentathlon, it seems interesting, but kind of a downer that they put shooting, and fencing as the first two events. I am of course assuming that they listed the events in the order in which they are usually done. It would be much more challenging to try and steady a gun after running and biking, than at the beginning of the competition. Which is why I find the biathlon kind of interesting. I have enough trouble aiming a gun that accurately (although I've only ever shot pellet guns, which are notorious for bad aim). I can't imagine having good aim after cross country skiing for any length of time.

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  36. Re:Actually, this may not be as idiotic as it soun by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Forget all that shit. Once the ice age comes, you're not going to need anything but the biathlon. Ski and shoot!

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  37. MKD by the+brown+guy · · Score: 1

    How about this:

    Similar to Chess Kombat in Mortal Kombat Deception, where you have a (pretty) normal chess game, but whenever you capture a piece, you either both fight, or the guy who is capturing punches the n00b in the face. Think about it, you would hesitate sacrificing that pawn if you knew you could only take a few more punches.

    If not, how about whenever someone caps a piece, the two guys fight for X seconds, like MK Deception, the attacker gets some sort of bonus, an extra shot in....possibly use of a fist filler etc.

    Just my pre-wake n' bake thoughts of the day, trust me, it all goes downhill from here.

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  38. Geek Biathlon by cenonce · · Score: 1

    Isn't this just the geek version of biathlon (with less snow and more pummeling, of course)?

  39. hmm... by StDoodle · · Score: 1

    I could see Josh Waitzkin doing well at this.

  40. Re:Actually, this may not be as idiotic as it soun by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's not as hard as you would think. You can't hold a rifle pointed at a target anyways, no one can. You hold it so it traces a predictable pattern that intersects your target, then time your squeeze so everything comes together. Personally, my muscles tend to move my sight in a squashed figure 8 pattern. When you're tired and out of breath, the pattern will get larger, but it will remain the same shape, and be just as predictable.

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  41. guess deep blue couldn't win this one eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    one field where humans have the advantage!

  42. "Unbiased" version by enemorales · · Score: 1

    When will the wii version come out?

    1. Re:"Unbiased" version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice one.

      I remember reading in a Woody Allen biography a 60's a comedy stand up monologe transcription with a joke along this: "In college, I beated both the Chess and Boxin champions... of course, I beated the Box champion at Chess and the Chess champion at Box"

  43. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by neuromancer23 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Boxing is not a martial art. Neither is fencing. And neither is Tae Kwon Do. In order to be a martial art, it is supposed to have a practical purpose in warfare or self-defense. Neither boxing nor fencing have any practical purpose for self-defense since the dumbest thing you can do in a fight is throw a punch and you're not likely to be in combat with a 4' metal toothpick. Learning how to properly fire a can of pepper spray is more of a martial art than boxing.

    Here is a list of sports along with a corresponding martial art:

    Sport: Fencing
    Martial Art: Close Quarter Combat Knife Defense

    Sport: Tae Kwon Do
    Martial Art: Karate

    etc..

  44. New Overlord? by brunokummel · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    In Soviet Russia Ivan Drago Kasparov will checkmate you...and "if you die, you die!"

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    1. Re:New Overlord? by east+coast · · Score: 1

      It is simple: anything he hits, he checkmates!

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    2. Re:New Overlord? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think it was Offtopic at all...I mean Ivan Drago was a boxer that killed Apollo in Rocky IV. And don't even get me started on explaining who is Garry Kasparov...

  45. Uhhhhh... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Meet the New Chess Boxing Champion of the World

    No!

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  46. Summary has blatant error, per SOP usual for /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Typical half-assed summary. No, they do not clear the board before boxing. They remove it from the ring, and after boxing, pick up the game where they left off. Seriously, is English your native language???

  47. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by hey! · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't think it's ridiculous at all. Anyone trained in any martial art (not just eastern, count boxing, fencing, etc. as well) will probably agree.

    Keeping your senses and your ability to think during a fight is anything but trivial, and requires a lot of training.

    Most regular people would probably have trouble just remembering how the pieces move after a few minutes of fighting, with all the adrenaline pumping and your whole body in "I have no time for thinking" mode.

    Perhaps ironically for a geek, I don't know what it's like to be good at chess, but I do know what it's like to be good at fighting.

    A lot of intelligent people aren't good at fighting because they overanalyze a fight. It's helpful to watch other people fight and analyze, but in a fight you have to be in the moment. I knew an architect who was very physically powerful, but never able to fight well because he tried to think strategically during a fight. He was always thinking, if I do this, then he'll do that, then I'll do this etc. A cunning fighter is one who reacts in the moment, in a way that is both appropriate and unpredictable.

    "Thinking" in a fight -- if it can be called that -- is not sequential, nor is it analytical. It's more wholistic and intuitive. Even a swift reasoner cannot project future scenarios fast enough to keep up with the present, and being in the moment is critical. The reason the average person can't remember the details of a fight is that he isn't paying attention. He's thinking about the past ("that punch hurt") or the future ("I'm going to get murdered.") An experienced fighter is aware of every detail without being stuck on any one.

    Although I can't say from experience, I wonder if this means being good at chess isn't a little like being good at sparring. My faults as a chess player are like the faults of my architect friend as a fighter; although I have formidable analytical skills, they aren't a match for somebody who moves with the swift assurance of being familiar with the scenario. I spend too much time dealing with the shambles of my "strategy" to take advantage of the opportunities my opponent's moves create.

    As far as silliness is concerned, all sports are silly if you look at them the right way. Chess and barehand fighting are individual sports pared down to the minimally interesting essentials: two individuals striving to gain advantage over each other. Perhaps arm wresting is more basic, but not sufficiently complex to invite tactical analysis.

    In any case, Chess Boxing is clearly a sport tailor made for Russia.

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  48. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 1

    I am bemused that you listed 'karate' as a martial art.

    To be fair, if Tae Kwon Do (which actually significantly de-emphasizes punching) is not a martial art, than neither is Karate- what you want is something like Krav Maga.

    That is not to say, however, that defensive arts that deal mostly with the sword (although I'll argue that fencing is, as you pointed out, mostly a sport) do not have their place. There are plenty of useful things you can do when you know how to effectively wield a sword in combat.

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  49. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by kalirion · · Score: 1

    You just talked about it, therefore you're out.

  50. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by ThomsonsPier · · Score: 1

    I'm intrigued as to where you get this idea that throwing a punch is a bad idea in a fight and would strongly contest that boxing has no value in self-defence.

    I study a style of Chinese internal martial arts, and punches are used all the time, usually in combination with locks, holds, kicks and whatever else springs to mind.

    I do agree with your specification of what constitutes a martial art, but can't see where you're coming from with regard to the efficacy of boxing unless you live somewhere where everyone walks around armed.

  51. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by ThomsonsPier · · Score: 1

    A recent study (blowed if I an find a link) seems to support your view; highly skilled chess players apparently don't think any further ahead than average players, but do know what constitutes a strong position and will take steps to move towards one in much the same way that a skilled fighter will manoeuvre himself into a position of strength over his opponent.

  52. Daisy 50th Anniversary Pellet Rifle by Dareth · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I have a Daisy 50th Anniversary Pellet Rifle. It has a rifled barrel, and is very accurate at a range suitable for a gun of this type. It is not that difficult to hit a dime at 25 yards with this gun. It is actually surprising how fast BB/pellet come out of the barrel with a simple air pump.

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  53. Your post is the most ridiculous thing I've heard by D.McGuiggin · · Score: 2, Informative

    You could be the dumbest poster I've ever seen.

    Neither boxing nor fencing have any practical purpose for self-defense since the dumbest thing you can do in a fight is throw a punch and you're not likely to be in combat with a 4' metal toothpick

    Spoken like someone who has never actually been trained to fight. Just so I'm clear, learning how to position oneself, move around your opponent, and use reach and speed considerations to determine the correct time to strike for maximum effect is not "practical... in warfare or self-defense."? Is that correct?

    Because THAT is what boxing is, your portrayal of it as just "throwing a punch" is ignorant, and makes it clear why your post is so ridiculous, you simply have no idea what you're talking about.

    Here is a list of sports along with a corresponding martial art:

    Here is a list of posters who should be ignored when discussing this subject

    neuromancer23 (1122449)

  54. Shhh! by D.McGuiggin · · Score: 1

    Not only are you ruining the nerd's favorite stereotype, you're torpedoing their excuse for being scrawny nothings.

  55. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They can't televise it!

    The First Rule of Chess Club is You Do Not Talk about Chess Club!

    Oddly enough, The First Rule of Date Club is also You Do Not Talk About Chess Club.

  56. Da mystery of chess boxin' by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

    Wu-Tang were pioneers in this sport, and have long been the masters of chess boxing.

  57. Sakuraba vs Newton by D.McGuiggin · · Score: 1

    The UFC is not "Just Brute Force" you ignorant jackass.

    Exactly right. Every time some ignorant fool pipes up claiming it is just brute force, I insist they watch the Sakuraba/Newton fight.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVpp7PtWexk

    Incredibly tactical fight with only a handful of strikes, and definitely not "just brute force".

  58. Re:Actually, this may not be as idiotic as it soun by lowflying · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Trying to time your squeeze is part of the problem. It is the wrong approach and certainly not the one taught in the military or police forces.

    Aim, breathe steady, keep aiming, exhale while aiming, gently squeeze the trigger. The exact moment of the loud bang should be a surprise.

  59. He did not see him coming for his king? by borawjm · · Score: 1

    FTA...
    "I took a lot of body-blows in the fourth round and that affected my concentration. That's why I made a big mistake in the fifth round: I did not see him coming for my king"

    Looks like the body-blows did, in fact, affect his concentration. He forgot what game he was playing!

  60. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by Hork_Monkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's just plain ridiculous to think that a punch or a kick cannot be used to defend yourself.

    A punch, kick, eye gab, or even a sword has a practical defensive application given the right circumstances.

    At least a boxer isn't shit out of luck if he leaves his pepper spray at home by accident.

  61. Looks like the tables have turned for Deep Blue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally an even playing field for man

  62. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 1

    I recall reading about the Deep Blue matches and seeing a very different view on this. In the first set of matches, Deep Blue won the first game, and the rest were draws or losses. It was claimed that Kasparov used this first game to learn how the computer worked, and he subsequently was able to beat it by using extremely long-range thinking. Deep Blue would see at most a dozen moves ahead during the normal part of the game, and so Kasparov was able to maneuver it into losing by seeing much farther into the future.

    Of course this ability to see farther into the future is very much tied into knowing strong positions and so forth. A human can't work like a computer does and evaluate every possible branch. Instead the human knows that there are one or two reasonable moves at each branching point and throws the rest away.

    I could just be blowing smoke here, of course, this is all going by memory.

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  63. Re:Actually, this may not be as idiotic as it soun by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That is best, but you don't always have the leisure to pick your shots from a position of rest. When you're doing sprint drills across a field with an assault rifle in your hands and you have no chance to catch your breath before taking your shot and continuing to sprint, you need alternative techniques that will accommodate the physical condition you're in.

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  64. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by neuromancer23 · · Score: 1

    Well, strikes can be effective in a fight against an novice opponent, but the situation in a boxing ring is nothing like a real life fight. Furthermore, real life fights are almost always over within a few seconds, always end up on the ground, and frequently occur against multiple opponents. How is boxing training going to help you avoid being the victim of ground & pound? Against an experienced opponent throwing a punch is just going to give them an opportunity to break your arm. If I had to bet on fight between someone with 6 months of training at a Gracie school and someone with a black-belt in kung fu who had been studying for 20 years, I'd choose the Gracie kid every time.

  65. I suggest a new strategy: by siphoncolder · · Score: 1, Funny

    Let the Wookie win.

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  66. So all I need to do... by Legion_SB · · Score: 1

    ... is find a real boxer, and teach him how to fend off checkmate for just a few minutes.

    Either that, or find a very small, very agile uber chess geek.

    One way or another, I'm going to be the Freddie Roach of this damn sport.

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  67. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by Intron · · Score: 1

    You get the knife, I get the épée I fenced with in college. I'll be glad to take you on.

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  68. Shoulda been kickboxing. by foxtrot · · Score: 1

    It would cut down on "low blows"-- Anyone who's heard "One Night in Bangkok" knows that chess players get their kicks above the waistline, sunshine.

  69. Re:Actually, this may not be as idiotic as it soun by rimugu · · Score: 1

    >although I've only ever shot pellet guns, which are notorious for bad aim

    Are you nuts or just use walmart pellet guns?

    There are Olympic Air rifle competition. I bet walmart powder burners cannot keep up with those in accuracy.

    http://www.pyramydair.com/cgi-bin/show.pl?cmd_category=show&category_id=31

    Make sure you scroll until you start seem 1000+ priced guns.

  70. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by ThomsonsPier · · Score: 1

    The 'all fights end up on the ground' argument surfaces time and time again, and I have yet to see any evidence that it's true. If you're a regular brawler in real life, I bow to your experience (but wouldn't want to go a'drinkin' with you).

    For self-defence purposes, I'm not looking to cream multiple attackers and laugh over their broken bodies. I'm looking to take down one of them, very quickly, and use the gap to escape. Boxing would seem to offer the tools to do that (in case you hadn't gathered, I'm not a boxer).

    Combat sport training may not be the best way to defend yourself in life, but to argue that it has no value in self defence is absurd.

  71. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by mazarin5 · · Score: 1

    He should be able to understand his deficit after the fact and then train to overcome it.

    Anyways, I've been chess-boxing on occasion for about two years now. I think it makes the switch to fight mode and back easier and more natural. When I would box before, I would have to gear myself into an aggressive mindset, but now it's easier to keep my head and deliver power in a fight. Calming down afterwards was never much of a problem, but even that got easier, also.

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  72. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by Mr.+Beatdown · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have 2 years of training at a Rickson Gracie academy, and I guarantee you punching is something you do in a fight. I'm also an amateur cage fighter, where they let you do so many things that they explain the rules entirely in the things you are not allowed to do. Punching works. It's part of a toolset. A great Jitz guy without any wrestling is gonna get destroyed by a man who can sprawl and box.

    Think Rani Yahya vs. Kid Yamamoto, or for more proof go back and watch Jeremy Horn's second fight with Chuck Liddell. You need the whole game against good fighters, and punching power and size will win the fight just about every time against someone with poor wrestling.

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  73. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by tuxgeek · · Score: 1
    I'm still waiting for Full Contact Tennis ..
    to make that sport more interesting.

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  74. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by ThomsonsPier · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think we're thinking of different studies. I found the link to mine (an interesting read, but hardly scientific gospel): http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=the-expert-mind

    It seems I remembered a select portion of the article; it describes a study which used chess as a study to find how expertise in a field in dependent upon training. By repeated exposure to situations and, sometimes, a knowledge of background theory, more information is available from the same data because more detailed extrapolation is possible.

    Similarly, by training in a fighting art/sport, more opportunities present themselves when faced with an opponent than those obvious to a beginner. The mental process in each case appears similar to me; a rapid and correct (or at least useful) analysis of the situation results from the ability gained in practise. The main difference in sparring is that a substantial portion of time has to be spent making the body capable of reliably doing what you're asking it to do.

    For reference, both my sparring and my chess are mediocre.

  75. I give them credit by reiley · · Score: 1

    It Must be hard to move those Chess pieces with boxing gloves on.

  76. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simultaneous exhibitions will be painfull in this game. Specially the blindfolded ones

  77. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok. Match to be fought at an unknown time on an unknown date in an unknown location. Don't be late, and for heaven's sake don't forget your épée...

  78. Re:Actually, this may not be as idiotic as it soun by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

    Yeah. Defintely Walmart guns.

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  79. Full Contact Figure Skating by tomhath · · Score: 1

    I never considered boxing and chess as a reasonable combination. But I would pay to watch figure skating if they put all the competitors on the ice at the same time and allowed body checking.

  80. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by Abreu · · Score: 1

    If they don't take out the chainsaws by round 3, I'm asking for my money back

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  81. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Admit it... you just want to get your hands on Anna Kournikova.

  82. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by Ansonmont · · Score: 1

    Yeah, your epee or my sword cane I keep at home in case anyone bad shows up. That thing is lethal, but unlikely to kill by accident, like a gun. Surprise plays a factor as well.

    -A

  83. other variants ... by constantnormal · · Score: 1

    How about a nice game of Global Thermonuclear Chess?

  84. The Mystery of Chess Boxing by tobiashm · · Score: 1

    Meh, I thought it would have something to do with The Mystery of Chess Boxing (which is also the inspiration for a lot of Wu-Tang Clan material).

  85. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The three main types of fencing are:

    - foil, scores with tip on torso of opponent only

    - épée, heavier, scores with tip anywhere on opponent

    - sabre, scores with edge or tip anywhere on opponent

    Normally you wear protective gear and the tips and edges are not sharp. Judging at matches is electronic because hits are too fast to see. There have been accidents where people have been killed by the jagged end of a broken sword through a canvas jacket or wire mask. An opponent armed with a knife would never get close enough to do any damage.

  86. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    U.P. Freely's épée is the deadliest!!

  87. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by Dexx · · Score: 1

    If Fencing is not a martial art, you've been doing it wrong (FAQ #2).

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  88. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by zstlaw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well I was once competing pretty seriously in martial artist and chess tournaments (During the same several years oddly enough) I think there is more commonality to the approach than you would expect. (Ignoring the fact that I would have loved to lay the smack down on a few of my more obnoxious chess opponents)

    In both chess and martial arts you memorize a large number of moves and counters and execute the basic opening with no need for thought. My favorite chess opening I had anywhere from the first 12 to 24 moves already prepared and requiring no time or thought on my behalf. If an opponent used a very unusual counter my routine could be derailed but my competitor would be in a disadvantageous position as most counters I hadn't studied in chess had significant disadvantages to them.

    Now martial arts is different in that the sheer volume of possible moves is larger and there is a HUGE advantage to having a move or counter that the opponent has never seen before. But in a tightly regulated matches like fencing or Olympic Tae Kwon Do the number of legal moves are limited and top competitor have seen most techniques before. In these settings participants are planning half a dozen moves deep and doing the basic attacks and counters on autopilot.

    I know some serious fencers and I have fought against them in informal settings. One comment that stuck with me was one friend told me he felt I planned 2-3 moves in advance. (This is a VERY serious fencer, trains swordsmen, does NERO, almost qualified for olympics) He said he is usually thinking closer to 6 moves deep so he can always force me into the position he wants except when I managed something unexpected (usually some marital arts trick that I could never do in regulation fencing) and honestly I only manage that a few times before running out of tricks he has not seen before. (He now beats me pretty consistently)

    I do agree that you don't want to be thinking out new moves or counters DURING combat, but you any your opponent have mostly the same library of moves you do think deeply during combat, it is just that while you are doing feint, parry, riposte on autopilot your brain is thinking about "ok the next time he extends like that I step in close and trap his arm, etc.

    Execution is really different but the basic idea of move vs counter while watching for weaknesses is common to most tournament sports.

  89. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by zstlaw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I believe the study you are referencing is actually discussing a different phenomenon. (I.e. The fact that some chess grandmasters can play many simultaneous matches based on glancing at the board as they walk playing many different opponents.

    Basically they learn to rapidly recognize opportunities that average chess players might miss. However if you put a couple good players in the crowd you easily beat the grandmaster by forcing them into a early bizarre gambit and playing off of them being distracted. (I have beaten a grandmaster this way, and he would have totally trashed me in a fair match)

    I used to play tournament chess and I won off my ability to plan farther in the future than my opponents. I would say that most chess masters do this too.

    Quick snap judgments are a side benefit of having played thousands of hours of chess. (Main downside being that you had to spend thousands of hours playing chess when you could have instead have been getting laid, a situation very simular to becoming an expert in computers I would think.)

    An expert can recognize and discard more situations than a novice, which helps the expert think farther into the future since they are not wasting time on less viable moves, but I can state that an expert DEFINITELY thinks more steps forward than an average player. Now if you change average player to average grandmaster and expert to be top grandmaster then yes, I would agree that most grandmasters may think roughly the same distance into the future. But no way does the average player get close to a grandmaster on moves ahead.

    It is like saying the average coder can think of as much code as an expert coder, an expert coder can almost think out an entire architecture, an average coder is lucky to finish a method. Hell, most interviewees I see can't compile a class in their head and tell me all the compile errors in a class. They catch the first few issues but they don't get the more complex issues that an expert woudl catch. Same is true in chess.

  90. wow by GotGame.com · · Score: 1

    wow . . . if this counts as a sport, then anything goes . . . come to think of it, this sorta reminds me of Basketball (kinda bad movie from the 90s) . . .

  91. Intimidated by jordan314 · · Score: 1

    After seeing a photo of that guy, I hereby resign from the sport of chessboxing.

  92. Re:Your post is the most ridiculous thing I've hea by Repossessed · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't be so sure about boxing being good for self defense, the technique is excellent for what it does, and most attackers by far aren't going to be able to take advantage of the weaknesses. But if all your punches are normally thrown with heavy padding, I'd worry about punch strength growing faster than bone strength.

    I'm not very familiar with the training though, so maybe that problem takes care of itself.

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  93. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by toiletsalmon · · Score: 1

    "Although I can't say from experience, I wonder if this means being good at chess isn't a little like being good at sparring."

    I think you're absolutely correct about fighting, but in my experience, chess is the complete opposite. If you DON'T think ahead and over analyze your moves in chess, you're invariably going to lose. That's been my experience at least. I'm not "good" at thinking ahead strategically so I tend to lose most of the time. On the other hand, during fights, and other "emergencies" I tend to be able to float through with "situational awareness" alone.

    As a side note, I wonder if the Wu-Tang Clan were involved with this in any way ;)

  94. Da Mystery of Chessboxin' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The game of chess, is like a swordfight. You must think, before you move!

  95. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by QuiteAwesome415 · · Score: 1

    This is totally ridiculous. Let's all watch crappy chess AND crappy boxing.. that'll appeal to absolutely no one!

  96. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by turbidostato · · Score: 1

    "I'm intrigued as to where you get this idea that throwing a punch is a bad idea in a fight and would strongly contest that boxing has no value in self-defence."

    I don't think the problem is about the punch but about the implicit fact that I'll be punched but my opponent won't dare to kick my low parts so I don't need to take care of them thus making boxing too "artificial".

    On the other hand, I can't accept his definition for "martial art"; he was defining "self-defense" quite related but still not quite the same. Not that I have a clear all-encompassing definition for "martial art" (if I define it by its intention, fencing is a martial art, but judo is not; if by its rules, nothing but vale-tudo and related would be martial arts; if by its current application, it would be only instinct shooting, etc.) but I have a clear "sense" where tae-kown-do is a sport as it is boxing while karate or judo or fencing (or even iai-do) are martial arts.

  97. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by turbidostato · · Score: 1

    "A recent study (blowed if I an find a link) seems to support your view; highly skilled chess players apparently don't think any further ahead than average players"

    There was a Grand Master (while I can't recall it) that asked how many positions he looked forward answered: "just one: the best".

  98. Now I get the title of that Wu-tang record by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Da art of chessboxin

  99. Tasers and Algebra by skeptictank · · Score: 1

    Most regular people would probably have trouble just remembering how the pieces move after a few minutes of fighting, with all the adrenaline pumping and your whole body in "I have no time for thinking" mode.

    Ahh the true zen of chess. I think combining tasers and algebra would be a better measure of neural fitness.

  100. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by slack-fu · · Score: 1
  101. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by Tom · · Score: 1

    You're thinking "self defense", and that is not equal to "martial art". Nevertheless, one can be useful for the other. I know a lot of martial artists who - I'm sure - would take a beating in a street fight. I also know quite a few who'd sent any punk to the floor before he knows what hit him.

    Even without his "toothpick", for example, I wouldn't want to fight a fencer if it isn't necessary. Why? Because he is trained in speed and accuracy. He probably hasn't learnt how to take a good hit, or strike hard, but I'd still rather fight a regular guy.

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  102. Re:Your post is the most ridiculous thing I've hea by Tom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But punch strength doesn't determine most fights. A lot of fights are over before the first punch is thrown. And boxers learn one vitally important thing: To take a hit and go on.

    I (remotely) know a guy who used to do professional boxing. He's in his 40s now. Some time recently a gang of early 20s made some rude comments about his wife on the street. He was in the middle of them and had the "lead" guy by the shirt before they were quite done. He had no fear and made it clear that if they wanted a fight, single or all at once, they could have it, right there and then. They backed off.

    And that's something you learn in all fighting, whether it's sports, martial arts or self defense: To control your fear. And fear decides more fights than punches do.

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  103. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After playing chess for many years I'm sure you can recognize patterns well into the future. There're only so many moves to make!

  104. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by ThomsonsPier · · Score: 1

    I agree that it's ridiculous to assume that you won't be attacked outside boxing rules, but that's not the point in issue. When involved in a scuffle, it's better to know how to throw a punch than not.

    The question of what constitutes a martial art rages all the time; my definition is simply a reasonably complete fighting system designed for non-sport use. It's not really something I spend a lot of time worrying about, to be honest.

  105. Re:Your post is the most ridiculous thing I've hea by D.McGuiggin · · Score: 1

    "I'm not very familiar with the training though, so maybe that problem takes care of itself."

    I'm glad you posted that caveat, it was clear from your post but that you understand you aren't aware of the training regimen makes it ok that you don't know.

    That said, your concern is legitimate. You will break your hand if you hit someone full force even with year of training, but honestly, that's true of most adults. Of course, I'll take a broken hand every single time if it means I've incapacitated the other guy, which it usually does if you know what you're doing.

  106. Now I get it by D.McGuiggin · · Score: 1

    You're a Gracie nut-hugger.

    Well, Mr. Nut-hugger, please explain what Mr. Gracie is doing while Mr. Fedor is raining punches on his head?

    I'll answer that for you, losing. Your portrayal of BJJ as some magical cure all in a fight demonstrates quite clearly that you have no idea what the fuck your running your mouth about.

    If I had to bet on your fictional choices, I'd bet on the guy who is willing to take a chunk of meant out of Mr. Gracies arm every time he tries a choke, or take a bite out of his ribs, or is willing to stick his finger in an eye until he finds the brain.

    BJJ is just a tool (like you only different), sometimes it's right for the job and sometimes it isn't.

  107. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

    the situation in a boxing ring is nothing like a real life fight

    Nor is the situation in a UFC style submission fight anything like a real life fight. Going to the ground is generally a very bad strategy in an actual self-defense situation: one's objective if attacked is to disable or distract the attacker with strikes, joint attacks, and/or standing takedowns, and run like hell. You do not want to roll around on the ground while his buddies show up.

    If I had to bet on fight between someone with 6 months of training at a Gracie school and someone with a black-belt in kung fu who had been studying for 20 years, I'd choose the Gracie kid every time.

    Twenty years ago, people like you were telling us how ninjitsu was the undefeatable art; before that, kung fu; before that, karate; before that, judo...

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  108. Re:Your post is the most ridiculous thing I've hea by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

    But if all your punches are normally thrown with heavy padding, I'd worry about punch strength growing faster than bone strength.

    This is a problem - many boxers have tremendous power but no idea how to make a fist and shatter their hand when they hit someone without a glove. Happened to Tyson.

    It's not so much a matter of bone strength as of technique, and of strength of the intrinsic muscles of the hand. A traditional karate maxim says that it takes three years to learn how to make a fist, three years to learn how to stand, and three more years to put it together and punch.

    In the meantime, when I teach self-defense classes I teach striking with the heel of the palm (a favorite of whoever choreographed the fights in ST:TNG and DS9, by the way), the elbow, and the hammerfist.

    I can punch through three 1-inch boards (one on top of the other, not spaced); this is a decent but not exceptional punch. I've seen people break piles of concrete pavers (cinder block caps) with a punch.

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  109. Actually... by RabidMoose · · Score: 1

    ...my wife is friends with one. And she's roomates with two others that are just as hot. Spent the 4th of July over at their place last weekend. Good times.

  110. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by Vintermann · · Score: 1

    Chess and barehand fighting are individual sports pared down to the minimally interesting essentials.

    I dare say many Go players would disagree. And you should try Hex sometime.

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  111. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2, Informative

    That thing is lethal, but unlikely to kill by accident, like a gun.

    A gun is also extremely unlikely to kill by accident. A few hundred people - 600 in 2000 die in gun accidents each year (and many of these are actually suicides that are covered up out of respect for grieving families); in that same year, 3,900 people drowned, 3,600 were killed by fire, 3,400 choked to death, and a whopping 16,200 died in falls. Your staircase or your swimming pool are much more likely to kill you accidentally than your gun.

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  112. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by EchaniDrgn · · Score: 1

    What does eating little dried fruits have to do with Chess?

  113. Re:Actually, this may not be as idiotic as it soun by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

    I'd be willing to bet that a professional boxer could last one round of chess, but could his opponent be able to last one round with a professional boxer?

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  114. Who is tougher? by RustinHWright · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Heh. Clearly, you don't know the same chess players that I have. Some would crash to the ground after a punch. Some have been martial arts instructors, ex-military, and all kinds of people I seriously wouldn't want to mess with.

    In my experience, I would say that a disproportionate percentage of the people I've known who played chess avidly were bright guys from less educated backgrounds who simply weren't aware of as wide a range of intellectually stimulating activities as the average person I've known with their level of smarts. This has led them *both* to the military *and* chess. In my experience the two are positively correlated, especially in the people I met through working in corporate IT. The same tendency to turn to authority for answers has given them a motivation to take both of them on.
    Chess is something that every kid in America has not only heard of but has been told is "one of those things that smart people do". And it's competitive as hell, has clear, unambiguous rules, and an equally clear, unambiguous winner at the end. It appeals to somebody who wants to do things where you work hard, focus, do what you've been trained to do, and WIN. Just like what they've been told military service is like. Not only that, it's cheap to learn and do and is replete with rituals that appeal to those seeking that sort of identity of clearly measurable "excellence".
    Of course, there are also the artifacts based on things like, say, being from Russia. But those are fading over time.

    So, no, I counter your snark and raise you demographics. May the best player win.

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  115. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by abstract+daddy · · Score: 1

    Boxing is not a martial art. Neither is fencing. And neither is Tae Kwon Do. In order to be a martial art, it is supposed to have a practical purpose in warfare or self-defense. Neither boxing nor fencing have any practical purpose for self-defense since the dumbest thing you can do in a fight is throw a punch and you're not likely to be in combat with a 4' metal toothpick. Learning how to properly fire a can of pepper spray is more of a martial art than boxing.

    While it's true that punching a person in the head can be risky because you might damage your hands (the more training you have, the less likely this becomes), it doesn't mean that punching someone is "the dumbest thing you can do in a fight." Punching is undoubtedly the most common thing people do in fights. You're also forgetting that boxing doesn't just teach you how to hit someone, it also teaches you how to defend yourself against hits. Boxing is one of the most effective and practical martial arts in existence.

    You apparently aren't aware of this, but swords used to be in common use all over the world. Crazy, I know.

    Sport: Tae Kwon Do
    Martial Art: Karate

    What is this based on? Karate is practised as a sport too. Kyokushin is perhaps the most effective and practical form of karate in existence, and - suprise suprise - it's practised as a sport. In fact, the most effective martial arts tend to be sports martial arts (boxing, wrestling, Judo, BJJ, Muay Thai etc.).

  116. Re:Your post is the most ridiculous thing I've hea by abstract+daddy · · Score: 1

    Funnily enough, I feel that I am more likely to hurt my wrists when I'm using gloves. I should probably get into the habit of using wraps, but I've never found any use for gloves when hitting a bag.

    In the meantime, when I teach self-defense classes I teach striking with the heel of the palm (a favorite of whoever choreographed the fights in ST:TNG and DS9, by the way), the elbow, and the hammerfist.

    The hammerfist is a very neglected technique.

  117. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by abstract+daddy · · Score: 1

    Why "reasonably complete," and why non-sport use? The most effective systems are sports martial arts. BJJ is both non-complete and a sport martial art, yet it's also one of the most effective systems in the world.

  118. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by abstract+daddy · · Score: 1

    Well, strikes can be effective in a fight against an novice opponent, but the situation in a boxing ring is nothing like a real life fight.

    Boxing is far closer to real life than pretty much any non-contact martial art with compliant "and then you do this and I do that and now you fall down" drills. Boxing is limited in scope, but not unrealistic. It teaches you speed, timing, distance, footwork, technique, stamina and resilience.

    Furthermore, real life fights are almost always over within a few seconds, always end up on the ground, and frequently occur against multiple opponents.

    Except... not. Many fights last a lot longer than a few seconds because neither person has the ability and/or resolve to end it in a few seconds. The notion that fights always end on the ground is not only absurd but contradictory: if fights are over in a few seconds, at what point do the participants have time to wrestle on the ground?

    How is boxing training going to help you avoid being the victim of ground & pound?

    How is BJJ going to help you avoid a punch to the face? Oh snap. I guess that's why we've invented cross-training. Furthermore, a boxer is less likely to end up being ground-pounded since the attacker would first have to get within range without being hit, which is made difficult by the boxer's attacks and his movement abilities. If he does end up ground-pounded, then he's far better equipped to deal with it than an untrained individual.

    Against an experienced opponent throwing a punch is just going to give them an opportunity to break your arm.

    You watch too many kung fu movies. In real life catching the punch of a boxer or other well-trained striker is pretty unlikely.

  119. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by abstract+daddy · · Score: 1

    BJJ's effectiveness has been proven again and again without any doubt (and the same goes for Judo).

  120. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by ThomsonsPier · · Score: 1

    What's incomplete about it? I understand that it covers techniques over all ranges even if most of them are to render the situation more favourable to groundwork. It's also originally derived from jujutsu, which was (probably) developed by the samurai for use in battle.

    Feel free to shred this argument; as I said, it's not something I've given a great deal of thought.

  121. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by abstract+daddy · · Score: 1

    It's not complete because it only covers grappling on the ground. BJJ was derived from Judo which in turn was derived from Jujutsu.

  122. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by neuromancer23 · · Score: 0

    Not only that, ultimate fighting was started by the Gracie family for the purpose of proving the effectiveness of BJJ. Before that, MMA as people know it today did not even exist.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlYD-j9GSvo

    But people can think and say whatever they want. People on slashdot are so full of shit, I don't even know where to start. But then again, that's what makes them Americans. Everyone has an opinion, but nobody knows what the fuck they are talking about.

  123. Where was Lennox Lewis in all this nonsense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Indeed-

          Where

  124. I will be king at doing by holywarrior21c · · Score: 1


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