User: turkeydance

They can keep it as long as they like

On: T-Mobile No Longer Offering 'Free Data For Life' Offer For New Tablets (tmonews.com)

heard that before

Re:Not as hypocritical as it sounds...

On: IBM: Remote Working Is Great! (For Everyone Except Us) (theregister.co.uk)

Jeff Smith was just fired. he came up with this co-location (work from office not home) mandate.

Getting Shit Done

On: BlackBerry KeyOne Review By The Verge: Part Productivity, Part Nostalgia (theverge.com)

vulgarity usually detracts from a good post. now get the hell off my lawn!

but, what about the children?

On: The World's Most Valuable Resource is No Longer Oil, But Data (economist.com)

if data saves Just One Child, then it's worth it. (well, in Star Trek TNG, didn't Data save one or two?)

Marsha Blackburn is in a safe district

On: Billboards Target Lawmakers Who Voted To Let ISPs Sell User Information (theverge.com)

so safe she was mentioned as a VP possibility for Trump. maybe all four have little reason to worry about reelection.

good pub bad pub

On: Court Rules In 'Sextortion' Case That Phone PINs Are Not Protected By Fifth Amendment (cnn.com)

is still pub

so that's why Jeff Smith got fired

On: IBM Admits It Sent Malware-infected USB Sticks To Customers (techrepublic.com)

wondered why

good for him

On: 18-Year-Old Mexican Student Designs Bra That Can Detect Breast Cancer (independent.co.uk)

$20K, boobs, 18-years-old. some guys have all the luck

"set it and forget it"

On: Ask Slashdot: What Is the 'Special Appeal' of Apple Products?

in my experience, Apple is the best for the new or inexperienced user, and once hooked, they spread the gospel to the quilting bee and beyond.

hey, aren't you that guy

On: Computer Scientists Have Created the Most Accurate Digital Model of a Human Face (sciencemag.org)

on LSFM? you know, the one with the false face.

tender your photo with Tinder

On: Massive Tinder Photo Scrape Has Users Upset (techcrunch.com)

well, i like it

there is no one machine

On: Wired Founding Editor Now Challenges 'The Myth of A Superhuman AI' (backchannel.com)

there is no one human

while it flight, it's visible from the ground

On: NASA Launches Super Balloon To Detect Cosmic Particles From Near Space (nzherald.co.nz)

https://www.csbf.nasa.gov/newz...

the B52's still work

On: Some Of The Pentagon's Critical Infrastructure Still Runs Windows 95 And 98 (defenseone.com)

since they are not getting forced updates

bacon beats beacon

On: WikiLeaks Reveals the 'Snowden Stopper': CIA Tool To Track Whistleblowers (zerohedge.com)

bacon bait plus Skittles not scribbles. c'mon man.

eventually there will be a bitch mode

On: Amazon's Alexa Can Now Whisper, Bleep Out Swear Words, and Change Its Pitch (theverge.com)

just make men feel at home

lost a Prime customer

On: Amazon Confirms Advertising Will Become a 'Meaningful' Part of Its Business (thedrum.com)

since i will not willingly pay for ads

Move out of the way

On: Apple Patent Hints At Wirelessly Charging Your iPhone Via Wi-Fi Routers (appleinsider.com)

you're blocking my charger

Raquel Welch already did this

On: DNA-Based Test Can Spot Cancer Recurrence a Year Before Conventional Scans (theguardian.com)

free-floating in 1966

Bit of a shocker

On: Backdoor Could Allow Company To Shut Down 70% of All Bitcoin Mining Operations (bleepingcomputer.com)

a very little bit

time to brush up on Lunar Command

On: Chinese, European Space Agencies In Talks To Build a Moon Base (techcrunch.com)

still enjoy that old game

the "belief" is not "popular"

On: Popular Belief That Saturated Fat Clogs Up Arteries Is a Myth, Experts Say (independent.ie)

it is common, but not welcome.

"...this site is strictly for breaking bone."

On: New Study Suggests Humans Lived In North America 130,000 Years Ago (npr.org)

MMA is old, too.

increased urbanization of world's population

On: Will the High-Tech Cities of the Future Be Utterly Lonely? (theweek.com)

will make it more crowded. lonely is a choice. " i identify as lonely "

the Mythical Man Month

On: Ask Slashdot: Are Accurate Software Development Time Predictions a Myth? (medium.com)

it's a classic