User: turkeydance

high dollar

On: US International Tourism Market Share Is Falling Under Trump (buzzfeed.com)

against all other currencies

sperm = Japanese

On: Sperm Stored In Space Produces Healthy Baby Mice On Earth (theguardian.com)

kinda fits.

I sing the body electric,

On: New Battery Technology Draws Energy Directly From The Human Body (bleepingcomputer.com)

The armies of those I love engirth me and I engirth them, They will not let me off till I go with them, respond to them, And discorrupt them, and charge them full with the charge of the soul.

another Saab story

On: London City First In UK To Get Remote Air Traffic Control (bbc.co.uk)

so sad

isn't the internet Gov controlled now?

On: UK Conservatives Pledge To Create Government-Controlled Internet (independent.co.uk)

please wake me up

as if Range Rover couldn't get any worse

On: BlackBerry Working With Automakers On Antivirus Tool For Your Car (reuters.com)

Range (Land) Rover has a consistent Worst Rank with Consumer Reports.

Venezuela will be in trouble

On: All Fossil-Fuel Vehicles Will Vanish In 8 Years, Says Stanford Study (financialpost.com)

c'mon man. pay attention.

easy peasy

On: HTC Launches 'U11' Squeezable Smartphone With Snapdragon 835 CPU, No Headphone Jack (theverge.com)

lemon squeezy. or something like that.

POTC are much the same, anyway

On: Disney Chief Bob Iger Says Hackers Claim To Have Stolen Upcoming Movie (hollywoodreporter.com)

no wonder Disney refused.

the first guy to take one out of the store

On: A Lowe's Hardware Store Is Trialling Exoskeletons To Give Workers a Helping Hand (theverge.com)

and to a party with video wins.

Wells Fargo took over Wachovia

On: Up To 1.4M More Fake Wells Fargo Accounts Possible (siliconvalley.com)

which was laundering money for arms and drug dealers. WF was doing what comes naturally.

the UK police might have hired them

On: Did The UK Police Hire Foreigners To Hack Hundreds of Activists? (bbc.co.uk)

by accident. bob's your uncle and all that.

crows

On: Cable Lobby Survey Backfires; Most Americans Support Net Neutrality (consumerist.com)

eating?

pretty fruitful

On: Gorilla Glass Maker Corning Gets $200 Million From Apple's US Manufacturing Investment Fund (techcrunch.com)

yep. that.

get used to it

On: Wana Decryptor Ransomware Using NSA Exploit Leaked By Shadow Brokers To Spread Ransomware Worldwide (threatpost.com)

45K....peanuts.

yeah, i read it

On: Nuisance Call Firm Keurboom Hit With Record Fine (bbc.com)

In October, the government announced plans to let the ICO fine company directors as well as their businesses.

Hey, y'all, watch this

On: Star Trek Bridge Crew Gets IBM Watson-Powered Voice Commands (theverge.com)

with voice as smooth as molasses

WWE

On: Cloudflare Declares War On a Patent Troll With a $50,000 Bounty (fortune.com)

Cloudflare vs. Blackbird on PPV. Live from MA and IL

At an open hearing today

On: Director of National Intelligence Warns of IoT Security Threats (engadget.com)

nothing new was revealed

Parents pay

On: Amazon Is the 2nd Most Popular App Among Teens, Says Study (cnbc.com)

teens don't

there goes ESPN

On: Facebook Downranks News Feed Links To Crappy Sites Smothered In Ads (techcrunch.com)

and Deadspin

delicious sunlight

On: Tesla's Highly-Anticipated Solar Roofs Go Up For Pre-Order Today (inhabitat.com)

that's not her real name, is it?

Re:Sometimes technology can't deliver

On: Draft Horses Are Helping Upgrade Cell Towers In Wisconsin (npr.org)

the US military uses pack animals in Afghanistan. mules, horses, etc.

KLEMP-sun

On: The Intelligent Intersection Could Banish Traffic Lights Forever (arstechnica.com)

not CLEM-zun

Microsoft for the win

On: Microsoft Thinks USB-C Isn't Ready For the Mainstream (digitaltrends.com)

have to give the devil his due