User: turkeydance

of course they can

On: Facebook Promises It Won't Mess With Voters' Minds (businessinsider.com)

newspapers/pamphlets set the standard for the 1st.

well, how many does the FBI have?

On: FBI May Be Hoarding a Firefox Zero-Day (softpedia.com)

hoarders don't just have ONE.

we're all scientists

On: Sarah Palin Says 'Bill Nye Is As Much A Scientist As I Am' (cnn.com)

we're all equal, right?

might as well

On: Facebook Employees Ask Mark Zuckerberg If They Should Try To Stop a Donald Trump Presidency (gizmodo.com)

if facebook users don't know by now.....

well, UCDavis should've spent a little more

On: UC Davis Spent $175,000 To Bury Search Results After Cops Pepper-Sprayed Protestors (theverge.com)

to bury the burial.

"The specific goals of the commission are to:..."

On: Obama Forms Commission To Bolster US Cyber Security (engadget.com)

keep your enemies closer.

this is /. so, where are the blockers?

On: Phone-Friendly Movie Theaters For Millennials Could Be Reality Soon (variety.com)

cell jammers are cheap enough. they'll try and might give up.

..."can't do it, even if i/it/they/we wanted to.."

On: FBI Couldn't Tell Apple What Hack It Used, Even If It Wanted To (qz.com)

yeah, that's it. works every time.

I'm sorry my son, but you're too late in asking

On: World's Largest Private Coal Company Files For Bankruptcy (reuters.com)

Mister Peabody's coal train has hauled it away........ Read more: John Prine - Paradise Lyrics | MetroLyrics

kinda like when the government shuts down

On: About 40,000 Unionized Verizon Workers Walk Off the Job (reuters.com)

it's good news in a way. find out who is non-essential with Verizon.

and it never did

On: Replacing Butter With Vegetable Oils Doesn't Decrease Risk of Heart Disease, Says Study (medicalxpress.com)

see Scott Adams: http://blog.dilbert.com/post/1...

won't work, 'cause cancer's contagious

On: Sean Parker Announces $250 Million Grant To Fight Cancer (cnn.com)

it's Settled Science: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02...

Ollie-Garpie here we come

On: In the Age of Trump, Tech CEOs Cast Themselves As the New Statesmen (buzzfeed.com)

too late. already there.

no day didn'

On: FBI Paid Professional Hackers One-Time Fee To Crack San Bernardino iPhone

jes sayin'

"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said

On: Obama: The Word 'Classified' Means Whatever We Need It To Mean (techdirt.com)

in a rather scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less."

unintended consequences

On: Porn Giant xHamster Blocks North Carolina Users Who Support Anti-LGBT Law (usatoday.com)

in this case, it worked out. at least one porn site blocked voluntarily.

Mmm, mmm, good

On: FBI Offers $25K Reward For Andy Warhol Campbell's Soup Painting Heist (networkworld.com)

crunchy frames, too.

that's why it's called Organized Crime

On: Cybercriminals Are Adopting Corporate Best Practices

and the boss still sucks.

"...something out of Star Trek."

On: Architects Design a 65-Story Data Center (computerworld.com)

makes it something like 50 years out of date.

it's Bush's fault

On: How George W. Bush and NASA Saved SpaceX From Financial Ruin (blastingnews.com)

somebody had to post it

time to take a load to State Road

On: Ford Tests Its Self-Driving Car In Total Darkness Using LiDAR Tech (fortune.com)

the revenuers won't have a clue

ok...soo...the grant $ goes to:

On: Life Expectancy Study: It's Not Just What You Make, It's Where You Live (npr.org)

Maine or Idaho. sorry NY and CA.

it's got enough "wholes"

On: Microsoft Declares Wholehearted Support For Privacy Shield (thestack.com)

to be breached "heartedly"

43 was all they got?

On: Syrian Government Hacked, 43GB of Data Spilled Online By Hacktivists (softpedia.com)

not much going on

their very own bounce-house

On: SpaceX Delivers World's First Inflatable Room For Astronauts (go.com)

i always wanted one, too.