What is it? Well just don't drop it and give the guy behind you an opportunity. Remember, just don't drop it (unless of course you are cyborg_monkey) --
If they give.org only to non-profit organizations why don't they restrict.com to organizations that actually make profits. That would be a very efficient way to shut down the dotcom craze.
1. Put Bill Gates in a rocket
2. Send the rocket to Pluto
3. Triple the worldwide production of coffee
4. Make sure Bill Gates is still on his way to Pluto.
5. Ask Damian Conway if he could rewrite Perl in Latin (again).
6. Ask project SETI to not listen to the area of the sky near Pluto.
7. Ask Linus Torvalds to rewrite MacOS using only
a piece of wood and some rock.
8. Tell Larry Ellison that if he wants to be as big as Bill Gates, he has to go to Pluto too.
9. Make Richard Stallman the new pope.
10. Make sure those damn monkeys don't get too intelligent. --
We could have a banner ad appreciation week, with a parade were everyone would wear a nice hat shaped like a banner ad and then they could get an endorsment by the Backstreet Boys and print T-shirts that would say "It's OK to Suck!". Imagine all the possibilities.... --
I mean, if there is a super intelligent civilization out there, the only reason they never tried to contact us is because the messages we sent them were not easy enough to understand. We all know that aliens all speak broken Engrish anyway.
The problem with Engineers is that they cheat in order to get results.
The problem with Mathematicians is that they work on toy problems in order to get results.
The problem with Computer Scientists is that they cheat on toy problems in order to get results. --
that's the kind of upgrade that could really increases my productivity, I mean all those xterms could render way faster with that card in my box. I have to talk to my boss about this. --
With 40+ gigs hard drive on the market, it's has become more and more difficult to fill it all up with useless crap you download from the net. Thankfully the great community of the net has found a new way to solve this problem, now anyone can fill your drive with useless crap so you can live your life in peace without never having to spend night after night downloading useless crap from the net because you know that someone will do it for you. Just remember to delete everything and defragment once in a will to leave space for new useless crap.
Slashdot Mirror
or something like that?
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Fine! thanks...
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But if they did, I'd have to buy a jornada.
Is that a new law or something?
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How come the roadmap looks like a fractal?
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What is it? Well just don't drop it and give the guy behind you an opportunity. Remember, just don't drop it (unless of course you are cyborg_monkey)
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are cheaper than crack.
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When Bill Gates was just a millionaire
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If they give .org only to non-profit organizations why don't they restrict .com to organizations that actually make profits. That would be a very efficient way to shut down the dotcom craze.
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Where are the flying pigs?
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Isn't Gnome still a virgin?
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Haven't you seen 'Mission Impossible'?
Because there is a nice specimen of French and not ugly in it (and no, it's not Jean Reno).
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When i read 'American Bar Association' I think 'Beer'.
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1. Put Bill Gates in a rocket
2. Send the rocket to Pluto
3. Triple the worldwide production of coffee
4. Make sure Bill Gates is still on his way to Pluto.
5. Ask Damian Conway if he could rewrite Perl in Latin (again).
6. Ask project SETI to not listen to the area of the sky near Pluto.
7. Ask Linus Torvalds to rewrite MacOS using only
a piece of wood and some rock.
8. Tell Larry Ellison that if he wants to be as big as Bill Gates, he has to go to Pluto too.
9. Make Richard Stallman the new pope.
10. Make sure those damn monkeys don't get too intelligent.
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We could have a banner ad appreciation week, with a parade were everyone would wear a nice hat shaped like a banner ad and then they could get an endorsment by the Backstreet Boys and print T-shirts that would say "It's OK to Suck!". Imagine all the possibilities....
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I mean, if there is a super intelligent civilization out there, the only reason they never tried to contact us is because the messages we sent them were not easy enough to understand. We all know that aliens all speak broken Engrish anyway.
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The problem with Engineers is that they cheat in order to get results.
The problem with Mathematicians is that they work on toy problems in order to get results.
The problem with Computer Scientists is that they cheat on toy problems in order to get results.
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thank you, thank you very much
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Pay $99 and you learn all about not giving away your money to web scams?
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What is a workstation?
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that's the kind of upgrade that could really increases my productivity, I mean all those xterms could render way faster with that card in my box. I have to talk to my boss about this.
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an all time low.
getting loaded and having a social life does not mean the same thing.
With 40+ gigs hard drive on the market, it's has become more and more difficult to fill it all up with useless crap you download from the net. Thankfully the great community of the net has found a new way to solve this problem, now anyone can fill your drive with useless crap so you can live your life in peace without never having to spend night after night downloading useless crap from the net because you know that someone will do it for you. Just remember to delete everything and defragment once in a will to leave space for new useless crap.
I don't know that word, could you explain it to me please?