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  1. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. on Every Email In UK To Be Monitored · · Score: 1

    The only thing necessary for the triumph [of evil] is for good men to do nothing.

    Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety deserve neither Liberty nor Safety

    Don't accept the old order. Get rid of it.
    Last one is Johnny Rotten btw

  2. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. on Every Email In UK To Be Monitored · · Score: 1

    Forgive me.
    I forgot not only the laws suck in the UK,but the internet sucks too.
    Shall I keep a free space by the 50mbit FIOS?
    In all seriousness a simple automated email program used for spamming marketing emails could be used by masses of people to bring this to it's knees.
    If I can get 20-30 viagra solicitations a day, surely the motivated citizens of the UK could secure their own freedoms? Or perhaps not.

  3. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. on Every Email In UK To Be Monitored · · Score: 1

    Sure it's possible. The whole point is the cost, not that it impossible.
    Economically it is impossible for the UK to purchase 7 petabytes of storage each week.

  4. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. on Every Email In UK To Be Monitored · · Score: 1

    Sure but most of that is text which is easily compressed.
    Get 1500 people to chunk non compressible garbage at each other and you could make them store exabytes upon exabytes.
    Send each other padded rars of zeros that extract into exabyte sized files.
    You would crash the system with that alone.

  5. Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. on Every Email In UK To Be Monitored · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Get together a group of 500 similarly frustrated people.
    Have each person send everyone on the list a 1GB non-compressible, encrypted message titled "Iraq Iran Afghanistan Islam and North Korea"
    This would generate 250TB of data per day that they would need to store.
    In a month this would create more than 7 Petabytes of data to warehouse,
    which is physically impossible with current technology.
    So in short, 500 determined people could bring this system to it's knees in less than a month.

  6. Basic astronomy ! on MySQL Founder Monty Quits Sun (Or Not) · · Score: 5, Funny

    The sun destroys everything it touches. Eventually it will implode into a black hole and devour what little shareholder value is left.

  7. Awesome innovation! ; on Brain Cells Observed Summoning a Memory · · Score: 5, Funny

    We're one step closer to a "Forget your first sexual encounter" pill.

  8. Suggested ring: on Any Suggestions For a Meaningful Geeky Wedding Band? · · Score: 1

    Bakelite band with a 555 timer FTW

  9. ICBM smokescreen on Iran Announces Manned Space Mission Plans · · Score: 1

    All this does is give them an legit excuse to build a large ICBM sized rocket without Israel and the US bombing them. Quite a smart move really.

  10. Bombed during dark knight on Watchmen Movie Trailer Is Out · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The trailer came on an no one knew what the heck it was, and it was dead quiet when it ended. Basically all I got from the trailer was "Glowing blue guys".

  11. They see me rollin on Steven Hawking Considering Move To Canada · · Score: 5, Funny

    They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me theorizing dirty Tryin to catch me theorizing dirty

  12. What you need to do is this ( I've been there) on Best Way To Get Back a Stolen Computer? · · Score: 1

    The FBI won't care unless the theft is over
    $250,000 or something like that.

    Forget the local police, contact the local SHERIFF
    as he will have the ability to do the arrests,
    and most will have some kind of internet crimes
    officer (mostly for child porn).
    Visit the man in person. Bring a copy of thepolice report. Tell him about getting a subpoena
    from the courts to get the info. Call him every single day. Call the mayor.

    These people won't want to do anything. Believe
    me I have been there. You're going to have to
    do a lot of work.

    Be prepared for the end result: some 11 yearold's mother being arrested for buying a stolen pc
    off some neighborhood guy or off craigslist because
    they are poor. I doubt you will get the original thief.

    Good luck

  13. This is awesome! Everyone sue youtube! on YouTube Must Give All User Histories To Viacom · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a great way to get four free one terabyte drives! count me in!

  14. Italian researchers have also found a way to... on Encrypted Traffic No Longer Safe From Throttling · · Score: 4, Funny

    detect if one of the mario brothers is inside the packet, 89.9% of the time

  15. Who can I move my domains to? on GoDaddy VP Caught Bidding Against Customers · · Score: 1

    I think this is unacceptable. Who offers services of godaddy level that I can move my many domains to? I don't want to give them another dollar.

  16. 400 year old Britney Spears? No thanks. on The Fight To End Aging Gains Legitimacy, Funding · · Score: 1

    This is just silly. Last thing I want is Britney Spears to live forever. You'd get so world weary you'd probably kill yourself after 200 years anyway,,,

  17. Re:Business is war,weakling ! The business Gods RA on How To Convince My Boss Not To Spam? · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, ehmm, would you tell us a little more about your business so we all know who to avoid? You'll figure it out when you get the email.
  18. Business is war,weakling ! The business Gods RAGE on How To Convince My Boss Not To Spam? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Stealing your competitor's customers is what capitalism is.

    You need to separate your hate of spam from the realities of business:

    Ethical, kind people go bankrupt.

    I have my own company, and if this happened to me I would be working this gift from God HARD.

  19. Re:Boot to command line on EFF To Fight Border Agent Laptop Searches · · Score: 1

    "I only use this machine as an input output device for work, it doesn't run windows."

    $9.00 per hour TSA Agent nods

    But I have to throw out the mouthwash, right?

    Yes Sir, I'm sorry.

    No problem.

    Have a nice day.

  20. Boot to command line on EFF To Fight Border Agent Laptop Searches · · Score: 5, Funny

    Clearly these people are stupid enough to think that my mouthwash and nail clippers are lethal weapons.

    I doubt they have the faintest idea what to do when confronted with a command line.

    "How do you start windows?"