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Every Email In UK To Be Monitored

ericcantona writes "The Communications Data Bill (2008) will lead to the creation of a single, centralized database containing records of all e-mails sent, websites visited and mobile phones used by UK citizens. In a carnivore-on-steroids programme, as all vestiges of communication privacy are stripped away, The BBC reports that Home Secretary Jacqui Smith says this is a 'necessity.'"

785 comments

  1. That's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm out of here!

    Fuck the UK!

    1. Re:That's it by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Anarchy in the UK? :D

      Actually, I just thought of something. There's a line in that song. "I use the enemy." That sounds SO much like our government in $country. "$enemy is going to get you if you don't let us $action!"

    2. Re:That's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Fuck the US!

      No, fuck the THEM!

    3. Re:That's it by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ultimate, absolute proof, that despite having given the world George W, we did the right thing by sticking it to (the other) King George. Woohoo! Suckas! No taxation without representation, and no email retention without representation either!! The sad thing is they actually have representation now. Hope that doesn't pass. Dang, I'm gonna go buy me a pistol.

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    4. Re:That's it by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I already left.

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    5. Re:That's it by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 3, Funny

      Venus! That's where I hear all the chicks are from.

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    6. Re:That's it by vawarayer · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm out of here!

      Fuck the UK!

      Could you please send this comment to me by e-mail?

    7. Re:That's it by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They had representation then, too, just not for the colonies. Seriously, what do you think the Americans were wanting representation in, anyway, if not Parliament?

      On a side note, to what degree do your elected representatives represent you personally? I think the tree of liberty could use some refreshment on both sides of the Atlantic...

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    8. Re:That's it by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      $darkside == $country && $enemy && $action && $secrecy && $$.

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    9. Re:That's it by mabhatter654 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      the colonies had representation... they were considered "corporate" employees of the lords that held title to the land and ran the trading companies. When they joined the colonies they promised to follow the "company rules"... sound familiar?

    10. Re:That's it by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "The sad thing is they actually have representation now."

      I know a lot of American's belive the "fight for freedom" started with the Boston tea party. However the English started limiting the power of their own overlords way back in 1215 when a group of Barons forced King John to sign the "Magna Carta Libertatum" (Great Charter of Freedoms).

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    11. Re:That's it by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Insightful

      On a side note, to what degree do your elected representatives represent you personally?

      Well, given that I live in California, for my senator anyway, I am represented as 1 out of about 18 million. How much representation do you expect a single citizen to get?

      There are a few ways to power, one is by paying money to your representative, which is good if you have money, but annoys people who don't have money.

      Another way is to convince other people to agree with you. This is a much stronger power, because as a democracy, the government tends to follow the will of the people.

      A good example of this in action is the FCC: do you want to know why they act so strongly against nudity? Because a small minority of people with very strong opinions engage in constant letter writing campaigns to our government, and to the FCC to try to keep pornography off the air.

      If you have neither money nor the capability to inspire people, then enjoy your 1 in 18 million representation.

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    12. Re:That's it by uxbn_kuribo · · Score: 1

      Don't be hatin' on the letter I. Remember, there is no I in Enemy.

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    13. Re:That's it by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      True. The old tree (England, Switzerland, Germany (and others)) is falling down.
      Time to raise new trees.

      The old model of how this planet has reached this stage
      is no longer applicable nor energy or economically efficient.
      (Is there a difference?)

      The old model (command and control, centralized banking, MIC),
      has been superseded by the reality of physics.

      The earth is saying to you all:

      "Captain, she's not gonna hold much longer!"

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    14. Re:That's it by MadnessASAP · · Score: 1, Troll

      Another way is to convince other people to agree with you. This is a much stronger power, because as a democracy, the government tends to follow the will of the people.

      *snerk* ahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Okay deepbreath... one second here... no wait.. HAHAHAHAHA. Goddamn which country did you live in again? USA? Listens to the people? Goddamnit you have a retarded leader that you didn't even vote for and a government taken out to dinner by big buisness. And you think they give a flying FUCK what you think? They couldnt give a goddamn shit what you think or anybody else asides fromm the person holding the checkbook thinks.

      You Americans, your naievity is so damn cute.

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    15. Re:That's it by ocularDeathRay · · Score: 4, Insightful

      don't leave yet! remember, remember, the fifth of November...

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    16. Re:That's it by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And you think they give a flying FUCK what you think?

      Yeap. I think they give about a one in 200 million of a flying fuck what I think. Which isn't much. But it is something. And if enough of us get together, he will start caring, because if he doesn't, he will get voted out in favor of someone who at least acts like they care.

      I mean, this is how it works, it's a democracy. Why do you think the two parties are so similar? It's because both of them are trying to appeal to as many people as possible. When enough people want something, it will happen, one way or another.

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    17. Re:That's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Wait.. so is runaway global warming a good thing?

    18. Re:That's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      A lot of british expats move to canada and australia.

    19. Re:That's it by corsec67 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      One good campaign to try and fix some of that is http://thirty-thousand.org/ , where they want to have 1 member of the house for at most every 30,000 people. Considering the House hasn't been expanded since 1910 aside from Hawaii and Alaska, it has been very distorted from what it should be.

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    20. Re:That's it by edalytical · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sometimes I am happy to be an American. Seriously for every stupid freedom killing thing we think of, you guys seem to come up with something 10 times worse. Fuck man, get out while you can!

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    21. Re:That's it by RLiegh · · Score: 4, Funny

      Me too. Big hair, spandex and uncomfortable rashes. At least Madonna was still a hottie, though.

    22. Re:That's it by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      Sometimes I'm happy to live in neither the US nor the UK... both of those places freak me out WAY too much with draconian laws and ideas. Not that anywhere in the world is perfect, but those two countries do fall near the bottom of my list (somewhere just above OPENLY authoritarian states, but below everywhere else)

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    23. Re:That's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      praise the lord and pass the ammo...click, clack

    24. Re:That's it by edalytical · · Score: 1

      You're one of the lucky ones then. I'd move away from here, but I'm committed to my school. Plus the world really needs my vote in November to keep a certain senator from Arizona from ruling the world.

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    25. Re:That's it by Antonovich · · Score: 1

      Let's get real here - your government has been doing this (or trying to) for a very long time. The difference is that the UK is telling people about it, whereas in the US the don't have even to attempt to make it look like a proper democracy and say what they're doing.

    26. Re:That's it by Atriqus · · Score: 1
      Correct: We have a leader we didn't vote for: never have, never will. The US people do not vote for their leader, they vote a suggestion to their district to vote for one. A district is even allowed to cast a vote in opposition to its constituents (see "faithless elector")

      Incorrect: They do have to care what the people of the US think. An accusation of the contrary leads me to believe you don't follow American politics to carefully. Hell, even the Senator with the longest career, Ted "The Intertubes" Stevens was recently indicted on not declaring corporate "gifts". Now he's probably going to lose to a Democrat in a very Red State. Then there's the endless list of politicians that insta-resign when indescrepencies in their personal lives become public knowledge. While it is not instantaneous, public opinion catches up with them eventually.

      You Americans, your naievity is so damn cute.

      I fail to see what was naive about the statement of which you were referring. The statement was valid given the context of the current administration. It's been shown in poll after poll that Bush made it into and stayed in office because he had a more common man air than either Gore or Kerry, which people looked for in a candidate. Well, the people voted and the system bent to their will.

      Now the People hate him and anything around him. This is also why many Republicans are having a hard time keeping their positions.

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    27. Re:That's it by edalytical · · Score: 1

      Oh come on, our electronic spying system only tracks communication with keywords, not EVERY email. BOMB ANTRAX NUCLEAR CIA NSA TERROR IN MY PANTS. Sometimes I'm not 100% serious and I use rhetoric, for an example see the post in which you just replied.

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    28. Re:That's it by gd2shoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When enough people want something, it will happen, one way or another.

      No, that's still wishful thinking. When enough people want something, it causes politicians to make themselves busy pretending to fix things. They then turn around and either claim to have fixed things, or that they made a sincere effort.

      Real immigration reform? Social Security? Healthcare? (Which is broken, but I don't want it socialized and broken further)

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    29. Re:That's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A good example of this in action is the FCC: do you want to know why they act so strongly against nudity? Because a small minority of people with very strong opinions engage in constant letter writing campaigns to our government, and to the FCC to try to keep pornography off the air.

      donuts to dollars a good portion of that minority of people actually have stock in various play boy channels. This IS america we're talking about here.

    30. Re:That's it by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Nah, those are all examples of things about which the only consensus is that something's wrong. No one likes how any of those things are run, which is why the politicians make so much noise about them. On the other hand, there is no clear agreement on how to change them. When there is a clear enough agreement on what the solution to any of those problems is, then politicians will be falling over themselves to implement that solution.

      Democracy is inefficient, but it is that way by design, to keep bad people from getting too much power.

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    31. Re:That's it by shmlco · · Score: 1

      Cue Adam Sutler, stage left...

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    32. Re:That's it by laejoh · · Score: 0

      This is slashdot, shouldn't that be: in %country%. "%enemy% is going to get you if you don't let us %action%!" ?

    33. Re:That's it by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Oh for goodness sake! The USA has been involved in this stuff for years ... The West's e-mail traffic has been monitored and put into databases since ARPA-NET and IBM Mainframes in the 1970s.

      Sure that's been done, but not on a scale where every man, woman and child's messages and mobile phones are tapped across an entire nation.

      Seems to me the best way round it would be if everybody included a selection of buzzwords in every message, like "kill infidel holy jihad allah akbar" and so forth. That database would quickly become the most expensive pile of useless crap ever built.

      I call that democracy at work. Or anarchy, at least.

    34. Re:That's it by BrokenHalo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      remember, remember, the fifth of November...

      Ah yes, the only man with any integrity ever to enter the Houses of Parliament... ;-)

    35. Re:That's it by codeButcher · · Score: 1

      If I could tag comments, goodluckwiththat would apply.

      Not to worry, your cynicism with government will reach a sufficient level in due course. Give it a couple of years.

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    36. Re:That's it by The_Noid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And if enough of us get together, he will start caring, because if he doesn't, he will get voted out in favor of someone who at least acts like they care.

      They all act like they care. You'll never get more then that, because the person that actually cares will never be a candidate. Big money picks the candidates. You can vote, but you don't have a real choice.

    37. Re:That's it by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      The one from Arizona or the one from Chicago... Would somebody please give us some better choices? Right now we're arguing over who is going to be the less atrocious of the two.

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    38. Re:That's it by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      The catch with that of course, while the group of Lords as in the House of Lords wanted to limit the power of the King they simultaneously wanted of protect their own power. Some elements of Jacqui Smith are as disgusting and as disingenuous as they come. Imagine The evil internet allowing people to share ideas, how terrible, no longer will the minority be able to lock in what will enter the public mindscape, especially bad, as the majority are often far more moral than the minority who currently control government who are well known for being both amoral and immoral as far as greed and lust are concerned.

      Exactly what stops them from implementing technology and legal principles that have been around for decades ie. the establishing of wire taps when there is sufficient evidence of a crime being committed to put before a judge to substantiate the need of monitoring for each individual incident. The reality is politicians and senior bureaucrats have become dazzled by the power of the internet to monitor and control everyone all for the time, basically they as politicians are control freaks, psychologically they are definitively not representative of the majority of the population (any time they say that they are, they are emphatically lying), they are by their nature, a minority who desperately need to control the social environment around them. Whilst we may accept this as long as 'THEY' work in the public good and under a set of strict laws to control 'THEM', we should take in account

      'THEIR'

      behavioural peccadillos and ensure they do not stick us with a some terrible laws that they can pervert to fulfil their own deviant urges.

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    39. Re:That's it by radio4fan · · Score: 5, Informative

      I left in 2007.

      There wasn't one single thing that made me go, but the accumulative weight of paranoia and illiberalism.

      Shamelessly ripped off from here:

      • The government can ban any groups it labels 'terrorist' (Terrorism Act 2000)
      • The government can monitor any and all private communication (Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act 2000)
      • Armed forces can be deployed on UK soil in peacetime (Civil Contingencies Act 2004)
      • Property and assets can be seized without warning or compensation (Civil Contingencies Act 2004)
      • Spontaneous protest is now illegal around Parliament (Serious Organised Crime and Police Act 2005)
      • Without trial, any British citizen can be tagged, put under house arrest and banned from using the telephone or internet (Prevention of Terrorism Act 2005)
      • Any citizen can be imprisoned without charge for 28 days (42 days has passed the house of commons) (Terrorism Act 2006)
      • The executive can change any current legislation without consulting Parliament, with very few exceptions (Legislative and Regulatory Reform Act 2006)
      • Arbitrary punishments with no legal precedents can be issued with little legal recourse, based on hearsay evidence (Anti-Social Behaviour Act 2003)
      • British citizens can be extradicted to the United States with no evidence presented (Extradition Act 2003)
      • Compulsory identification for all British citizens, with an unlimited amount of details stored in a central database, which the private sector will have access to (Identity Cards Act 2006)
      • Upon arrest the police have claim to your DNA, even if you are released without charge (Criminal Justice Act 2003)

      Note that some of this predates 9/11.

      The government is not-so-gradually putting in place all the mechanisms that a totalitarian police state needs.

      What's sickening is that this is largely supported by or ignored by the public.

      Every letter I wrote to my MP was replied to by a "we need it to keep people safe, and the public support this measure" fob-off.

      In theory I should stick around to try and change things, but it's like staying in a pool that other people are shitting in.

    40. Re:That's it by Kokuyo · · Score: 1

      Now I'd really like to know how Switzerland got onto that list up there. That country has so little to do with most others... How are they similar in any way?

    41. Re:That's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally irrelevant but, speaking as a pendant, I think it was "I use the N.M.E" (New Musical Express - a popular musical weekly of the time (and a magazine now)).
      On topic, bollocks to the government and their belief that they "own" the people of th UK.

    42. Re:That's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      are you proposing Anarchy? When do we meet to discuss this....

    43. Re:That's it by Firefalcon · · Score: 1

      Ditto here - I'm not aware of any major political problems in Switzerland. Belgium on the other hand...

    44. Re:That's it by Candid88 · · Score: 1

      It's what the British people want. There simply isn't the "us against them" attitude between people and the government in Britain like in the US. Just as with CCTV cameras, most people want more, not less. Isn't implementing public desire what being a "democracy" is all about?

      Just because it doesn't happen to be the choice you would make doesn't mean others shouldn't be allowed to make it if they so choose!

    45. Re:That's it by PinkyDead · · Score: 1

      Real immigration reform? Social Security? Healthcare?

      Your assumption is that people want this (I would) - but that's not necessarily the mainstream view, or more importantly the mainstream electoral view.

      Younger people may be vocal in their support for these social justice issues, but they are not the individuals who actually vote. As we know, older people vote in much larger numbers and more conservatively - so what do you have? A conservative government.

      To paraphrase the GP: "Enough older people wanted something, and it has happened, by way of democracy."

      No point in being cynical about it, you have to get out and vote (which I'm sure you do).

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    46. Re:That's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its no better anywhere else..... running away is just gonna make the problem bigger... its time for a revolution... we are being controlled and we are just accepting it... why? The people dont understand how much control they have...governments should be scared of us.... All slashdotters should revolt, I thought we all had brains here... come lets make a date!

    47. Re:That's it by theaveng · · Score: 1

      Stupid. You'd have 10,000 members of the House. They wouldn't all fit inside the existing building! You'd need a small stadium every time the House meets, plus lots and lots and lots of office space to support each member (picture a typical central state college like PSU or MSU). There'd be nothing left of D.C. - no homes, no stores, just Congresscritters & their staff running everywhere.

      No. Our D.C. government needs to be *smaller* not larger; it already treats us like idiot children. It needs to be smaller.

      If you want more-direct representation, then call-up your State Legislator. He/she typically serves ~10,000 people and therefore can better meet your needs. The State representatives actually listen to their constituents, and can provide assistance as needed.

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    48. Re:That's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if u r only 1 out of 18 million u r just a number sorry... honestly ... your senator cant even say 8 million words... nevermind represent 18 million people... he probably only knows a thousand words and with those 1000 words dominates all of california...

      I would like to agree to you about the money but the truth is that the population is so distracted by money that money rules the roost in every way... your government does not give a shit rats ass about you... it cares about money... almost more then the church.. perhaps they are one in the same.. which may explain why they dont pay taxes...

      Do you know what the word government means? It comes from latin... govern means control and "ment" means mind!

    49. Re:That's it by theaveng · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes but the colonies set-up their own legislatures. They became self-ruled citizens, and they weren't happy to have Parliament close those legislatures & suddenly take-over. The colonists tried to resolve the crisis and preserve British-America, but the arrogant British refused to give them seats on the Parliament. So the colonists created their OWN parliament and called it Congress.

      The British made the same fool mistake with India (refused to expand Parliament to include Indian representatives). I guess people really don't learn from history.

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    50. Re:That's it by something_wicked_thi · · Score: 3, Funny

      Totally irrelevant but, speaking as a pendant

      Somehow, I doubt you're that pretty.

    51. Re:That's it by CookedGryphon · · Score: 1

      Alternatively we could *fix* the UK. Perhaps the time is right for a new party with new ideas about how to run the country. I'm not just talking about policies, the actual mechanisms of government.

      The technology is there to set up a completely transparent government. All the information is available to everyone, and everyone with an opinion can vote on every issue by means of a public forum.

      Imagine a government where any citizen could have their say and be moderated in a similar fashion to slashdot, leaving a concise summary of the points for/against and how many people concur with a given viewpoint, allowing a truer democracy.

      This kind of system could either get voted away, or completely opened up so that anyone can access the information and the system can be used to keep politicians in check more than spy on citizens.

      The old argument against a system like this was that it would take too much time to collate viewpoints and no definitive decisions would be reached, but with the internet, the issues would doubtless be dealt with faster than calling as assembly in parliament and thrashing out the issue could ever take place.

      Revolution anyone? (Shotgun me as Prime Minister)

    52. Re:That's it by theaveng · · Score: 1

      Pretty soon the government will come for the Jews. Except this time, it won't be the Jews, but the Muslim-British who will be rounded-up and set to camps. The government will then produce emails to justify the action & talk-about a "Muslim conspiracy" via the internet.

      Just wait. You'll see.

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    53. Re:That's it by dreamchaser · · Score: 2, Informative

      Your Senator is supposed to represent your State, not you. The 17th Amendment basially broke that though. You would have been better looking at how many people were in your Congressional District, which is represented directly by your local Congresscritter.

    54. Re:That's it by MindKata · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "It's what the British people want."

      Its not what people want, its simply the ones in power refuse to actually listen to us anymore. Each party in power at the time, pretends to listen. They pretend to care, but then they still go off and do whatever it was they intended to do, regardless of what anyone says about their plans. The ones in power are simply looking for ways to convince us all of their views. The ones in power are are people who constantly seek power over others. The ones in power don't actually care what people think. The very nature of seeking power over people, means that person seeks to push others below them.

      You can probably guess today, I've finally sadly had enough of living in a growing police state, I once knew as England. The people in power seek information on everyone, because knowledge is power. Unfortunately most people fail to see the connection between information gathering and any danger. The process of information gathering (i.e. Big Brother) allows the creation of lists of people's views to be created... I write about how the power seekers are using that knowledge to control, in the other UK Big Brother style news on Slashdot today ...
      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=997305&cid=25397001

      Add this phone and email reading news, to the password wanting news and then add in the political profiling news, all on Slashdot today, its clear where things are heading. So much for fairness or freedom.

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    55. Re:That's it by Hittite+Creosote · · Score: 1

      Well, as long as you don't count your banks having short term liabilities of 260% of your national GDP during a world-wide credit crunch, then no I can't think of any Swiss political problems.

    56. Re:That's it by rhsanborn · · Score: 1

      No, as a whole, the people of any given country COULD choose their leaders. Unfortunately, most of them don't care enough to do anything more than have their opinion given to them.

    57. Re:That's it by xaxa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      On a side note, to what degree do your elected representatives represent you personally?

      Well, given that I live in California, for my senator anyway, I am represented as 1 out of about 18 million. How much representation do you expect a single citizen to get?

      I was expecting a lot more than that!
      On average, each MP (member of Parliment, the lower house) in the UK represents 74,000 people. There are 646 MPs. The largest number of people represented by one MP is 110,000, the smallest 22,000.

      Incidentally, the House of Representatives has one member for about 693,000 people.

    58. Re:That's it by asc99c · · Score: 1

      Never have I wanted mod points as much as now ...

    59. Re:That's it by Linker3000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Any time you fkn like, at a meeting place of your choosing - that's what the rest of us will be doing. Screw the herd mentality or conforming to someone's imposed time/location.

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    60. Re:That's it by TuaAmin13 · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's not a democracy, it's a Republic. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitutional_republic We elect representatives to vote on what we think will be our behalf. If it was a democracy we'd be directly voting on every measure.

    61. Re:That's it by hungrigerhaifisch · · Score: 1

      What tree?

    62. Re:That's it by jandoedel · · Score: 1

      apparently there's a correlation between speaking English and being authoritarian. misschien moet ik dan maar stoppen met Engels spreken...

    63. Re:That's it by fprintf · · Score: 2, Informative

      Are you talking about creating a system of government like Slashdot? You must be new here... haven't you seen the flame wars, the off-topic rants, the herd moderation (e.g. agree with Microsoft, get moderated down, post something pro linux get moderated up).

      Back in the day, when Karma was an actual score, there was competition to see who could get the most karma points. Many users figured out a way to game the system, by posting just the right kinds of opinions. Those users, in a Slashdot based system, would be the politicians! Say what the people want to hear, get rewarded! Say what you believe, get penalized!

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    64. Re:That's it by Da+Fokka · · Score: 1

      Out of sheer curiosity: Where did you move?

    65. Re:That's it by dmbasso · · Score: 1

      Totally irrelevant but, speaking as a pendant

      Somehow, I doubt you're that pretty.

      Butt ugly, actually. It's just that since childhood he has this mania of hanging on his tail and yelling "hey mum, look! I'm a pendant!"

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    66. Re:That's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1 member of the house for at most every 30,000 people.

      ~10,000 Reps? Yipe. Look at how much trouble 435 get themselves into.

    67. Re:That's it by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      That's because they're both part of the empire. However, as both of those countries are going equally mad, I recommend New Zealand which is a little further behind on the madness stakes, even if their policies towards bankrupcy and nuclear power are crazy.

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    68. Re:That's it by somersault · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't know what language you are referring to (looks like SQL pattern matching, but it makes no sense in that context), but I've used several different languages and understood the GP just fine. Perl and PHP at least both use dollar denoted variables.

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    69. Re:That's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its a good idea if for no other reason than it would make the RIAA/MPAA/BigBusiness have to bribe 5000 people to get their evil laws passed.

    70. Re:That's it by laejoh · · Score: 0

      You're not a windows admin :) Check the environment variables in %enemy% and you'll see plenty of %variables% ;)

    71. Re:That's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We (Americans) don't live in a Democracy. I guess the education system out there on the left coast sucks. We live in a democratic republic, and have since the abandonment of the Articles of Confederation and the implementation of the Constitution.

      Look up the differences.

    72. Re:That's it by somersault · · Score: 1

      Whoah. If that wasn't a troll, I feel a little sorry for whoever wrote it. Using both "more then" and "one in the same" makes it seem very like a troll.

      Plus, a "governing mind" is exactly what a government should be. Would people rather that it was a "directionless coma patient", as it often seems to be?

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    73. Re:That's it by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      One good campaign to try and fix some of that is http://thirty-thousand.org/ , where they want to have 1 member of the house for at most every 30,000 people.

      On one hand, I can only imagine how paralyzed and ineffective a house with 10,000 members would be. On the other hand, yay! Go Big House!

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    74. Re:That's it by somersault · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that be more a financial issue than a political one? Besides, what relevance does their GDP have to their bank system when so many non-Swiss individuals and corporations are using Swiss banking for tax and privacy purposes? It seems like a rather special case.

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    75. Re:That's it by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. They couldn't meet physically. They'd have to debate via video presence, and live near their constituents, making it much harder to lobby more than a handful of them. And you'd have to get 5,000 people to agree before you could pass a law.

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    76. Re:That's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More morons with mod points. The GPP gets modded "insightful" for posting an inaccurate quote, parent provides correct quote, gets modded redundant. Fucking idiots.

    77. Re:That's it by somersault · · Score: 1

      Ohhh.. yeah I remember them now. Windows admin does actually cover part of my day job, but the only ever time I've needed to mess with those variables is for messing with paths once every few years. Since the path is usually updated automatically by installers anyway, there isn't really much need to mess with it.

      I also just remembered you have to use %1% %2% %3% etc for catching arguments in windows batch files as well.. makes sense now.

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    78. Re:That's it by Firefalcon · · Score: 1

      Ah, I wasn't aware of that. It seems to be a wide issue though - it's recently been discussed on the news how many UK banks have trillions of pounds of exposure via "Credit Default swaps", which like you mentioned being the case in Switzerland, is also in excess of our GDP...

    79. Re:That's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds like you have some things in your life that you want private

      You but be a terrorist then

    80. Re:That's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe you rather go to the US, where they had the same program from some time... with the difference that they never did a press release about it.

      they just moved around some tax money illegally and got the same totalitarianism

    81. Re:That's it by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Real immigration reform? Social Security? Healthcare?

      Your assumption is that people want this (I would) - but that's not necessarily the mainstream view, or more importantly the mainstream electoral view."

      Well, I think at least with regard to immigration reform, and illegal immigration...we did see a consensus in the mainstream view. I seem to remember that during the attempts to pass immigration reform bills....many of them putting in amnesty for illegal immigrants, that polls all across the nation were showing something like a full 87% of the populace were against amnesty, and wanted enforcement of laws, etc. I was amazed really, I didn't know there was any issue in the US that would polarize the citizenry in such great numbers.

      What amazed me even more, was...that it seemed congress (both houses) was completely ignoring the will of the people in such a blatant fashion!!

      As for SS, I know many out there are worried about the system going bankrupt, but, no one is willing to touch this third rail at this point....

      On healthcare....I think there is a large number of the electorate concerned about it, and wants something done, but, I can see no consensus on what people want. I know I for one don't want it socialized and run by the govt....

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    82. Re:That's it by sorak · · Score: 1

      Did you notice that even the people who agree most strongly with our retarded president are now pretending to be nothing like him? I'd bet that wouldn't happen if he'd had a 90% approval rating.

      It doesn't matter what the economy, national debt, environment, or national security are like. If people thought Bush was doing a good job, McCain would win this election.

    83. Re:That's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 42 day uncharged imprisonment has now been scrapped.

    84. Re:That's it by MindKata · · Score: 1

      I fear the world we are heading towards. I know just how much contempt and harm Cluster B Personality Disorders are capable of inflicting on others, as they seek to dominate. Unfortunately most people don't understand Personality Disorders, even though everyone one of us meets people with these disorders many times and suffer the consequences. Some Cluster B Personality Disorders are very dangerous people. The thought that they will gain so much power, that no one can tell them they are wrong, for fear of repercussions, is a very frightening thought.

      Terrorists are themselves power seekers. They also seek to dominate. Look how far they are prepared to go, to get their views becoming the most dominate in the world. Most of us who don't seek power, are caught up in this power struggle, just as people like us have been harmed throughout history, as the ones who seek power, seek to be the ones who lead everyone.

      I've never been interested in politics until really this year, but the changes I've seen even this year have shown me, if we fail to make a stand soon against the power seekers, then we will never be able to make a stand against them again, because in a few years, all forms of communications are going to be monitored and they will use it to control us all.

      If you doubt how far its going to go, then read this... http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=997305&cid=25397001

      p.s. if you don't want read that, then here's one bit of it...
      "Most people don't realize the game people in power are playing. People in power are not so interested in individuals. The ones in power are interested in adding everyone to different lists so they can then control and profiling groups of people, so they can then use divide and conquer tactics, to break groups of people up. The goal is that the fragmented groups cannot then stand and oppose the point of view of the ones in power. That is why they data mine. The lessons of history have not been learned by enough people. Looks like the world is seeking to repeat the mistakes of the past. Freedom and democracy are constantly undermined by a minority of people in power for their own gain. Its just a matter of time and how far we are going to let them all game the system to push the excesses ever more unfairly in their favor."

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    85. Re:That's it by antic · · Score: 1

      It's a little depressing that laws being brought in to overzealously protect against (oh noes) terrorism can incite quite measured and intelligent people to reference exactly that in response.

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    86. Re:That's it by sharperguy · · Score: 1

      A House of Lords, central banking type of democracy.

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    87. Re:That's it by chord.wav · · Score: 1

      $enemy is East Asia or Oceania, they keep changing them.

    88. Re:That's it by genner · · Score: 1

      are you proposing Anarchy? When do we meet to discuss this....

      Hold on we have propsed anarchy yet.

      Ok everybody who wants to abolish dmeocracy raise your hand

    89. Re:That's it by ubercam · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but there's me.

    90. Re:That's it by Dragoness+Eclectic · · Score: 1

      Funny, much of that same crap was going on back in the 18th century, when we Yanks decided to rebel for some mysterious reason...

      Every protection against the government enshrined in the U.S. Constitution and the original Bill of Rights was a reaction to abuses by the British Crown and Crown corporations. (Whereas the structure of the government as laid out in the body of the Constitution was both a reaction to the weaknesses of the Confederation that preceded it, and a deliberate effort to avoid the weaknesses of the Roman Republic, which the Founding Fathers were quite familiar with. Roman history and literature was a standard part of a good education in those days).

      It's going to happen every few generations until you clean house and put a stiff leash on your government. Frankly, I think we need to do the same over here, too.

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    91. Re:That's it by Dekortage · · Score: 1

      Yes, we do need the same over here.

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    92. Re:That's it by Candid88 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      What a load of vague, existential rubbish. Come on dude, step back into the real world and leave the whole "evil cliché â(TM)power seekerâ(TM) villains are trying to secretly takeover the world and enslave everyone" theme for movies.

      The Government make laws they think will keep them elected. How is Jacqui Smith going to subjugate humanity if she's not even Home Secretary in two years time? Oh, that's right, maybe the "power seekers" have already got to her and are enticing her to bring in laws she doesn't actually think will help Labour in the polls.

      Wait, maybe the Home Secretary isn't even human anymore? Maybe your mind has already been transferred to some sort of virtually reality world while your body is used to generate electricity for a bunch of âoepower seekingâ robots.

      Dude, paranoia just leads to unhappiness with life!

    93. Re:That's it by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      That's not what the lyrics sites say. This is just one,but I looked at 4 different ones and all had the same line "I use the enemy". I also listen to my copy of Anarchy in the UK and that sure sounds like what Johnny Rotten is singing. So I have to say Citation Please

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    94. Re:That's it by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 1

      Only if you read it backwards, and everybody knows reading a word backwards gives you the opposite meaning.

      On an unrelated note, today feels surreal. I think I'll go put a stick on the giraffe.

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    95. Re:That's it by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 1

      ...I am represented as 1 out of about 18 million. How much representation do you expect a single citizen to get?

        I'm from the smallest Canadian province, here we have four Members of Parliament (similar to a US Senator) for a population of approximately 135,000 people.

    96. Re:That's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Lol - he knows 26 letters! How can one millions of different things with so few letters?

      your senator cant even say 8 million words... nevermind represent 18 million people... he probably only knows a thousand words and with those 1000 words dominates all of california...

    97. Re:That's it by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 1

      This is by far the best comment I've seen on Slashdot today.

      You win the thread.

      Also.... I'll be there!

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    98. Re:That's it by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 2, Insightful

      as a democracy, the government PREtends to follow the will of the people

      There, fixed that for you.

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    99. Re:That's it by MindKata · · Score: 1

      "What a load of vague, existential rubbish."
      That totally sums up your own post. Your flawed argument, is so weak and vague, its laughable.

      Its a fact that some people do seek power other others. Its a fact that some people seek more attention than others. Its a fact there are reoccurring patterns of behaviour in human nature. Its a fact that Cluster B disorders do exist. HPD and NPD are recognised behaviour patterns. Learn about them or close your mind to them. Be a fool if you wish, as you'll only have yourself to blame, in the long run, if you choose to remain so close minded. Or try learning about Cluster B disorders and history before you stick your head in the sand and say nothing is happening.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder

      Some of the ones who seek power, choose to undermine democracy for their own gain. Almost by definition they are choosing to show a lack of empathy to others. That is why democracy and freedom need to be defended. If nothing is happening, then what do you call the Slashdot news article today about monitoring all communications?. If this was 50 years ago, people would have been utterly shocked at this news. Now we are suppose to just accept it? ... Past power seekers could never have dreamed of having this kind of power, yet we are suppose to just trust the current power seekers, when they have already shown they will abuse the law. They even used anti-terror laws against Iceland. Iceland are not terrorists. They have shown how they will abuse the law, even the laws they write! ... yet you want us to just keep trusting them, as they grab ever more power?!

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    100. Re:That's it by CyBlue · · Score: 1

      Maybe I missed a joke here, but in Linux and other such languages, $ is used to denote a variable not %.

    101. Re:That's it by CyBlue · · Score: 1

      ... I was a bit vague there. I know Linux is not a language. I meant the shell scripting languages used and probably not all of them use $ for variables, but most that I have used do.

    102. Re:That's it by Candid88 · · Score: 0, Troll

      You should put the spliff down mate, I think you've had enough.

    103. Re:That's it by MindKata · · Score: 1

      I don't need a spliff. Thats clearly your thought, so I'll leave that to you, to help you cope with your thoughts. But then suppression of thoughts never lasts. Eventually the truth breaks through, no matter how hard you try to suppress it. So no matter how hard you try to hide from the truth and laugh it off, it always gets found and learned in the end. But then you already know that.

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    104. Re:That's it by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      Well, given that I live in California, for my senator anyway, I am represented as 1 out of about 18 million. How much representation do you expect a single citizen to get?

      Once you see that number, and then compare it to how much representation you have in your state legislature, you'll see why people ought to be voting libertarians into federal offices: move the power and decision-making to where it might serve your interests instead of someone else's.

      But they don't. Somehow, I don't think the necessities of democracy (representation and accountability) are really on peoples' minds these days.

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    105. Re:That's it by DaleCooper82 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      are you proposing Anarchy? When do we meet to discuss this....

      That's an oxymoron, isn't it?

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    106. Re:That's it by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      a) You also have 2 Senators, which are a lot _more_ like Senators than your MPs are, in that they represent the provinces proportionally.

      b) And yeah, your number of MPs needs to be nerfed bad. My MP in Vancouver has like 400,000 constituents.

    107. Re:That's it by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      Ja... ik geloof dat dat een goeie idee is. Helaas is mijn Nederlands echt niet goed (ik woonde in Nederland rond tien jaar geleden ofzo, maar alleen voor een jaar. Mijn ex-vriendin daar heeft me een beetje geleerd)...
      Ich wohne jetzt in Deutschland, aber mein Deutsch ist auch noch nicht so gut - ich bin jetzt hier nur ein und halb Jahre.
      Je peux peut-etre essayer parler le francais, mais mon francais est encore pire que mon neerlandais et allemandais. J'ai etudie le francais a l'ecole pour six ans, mais, c'etait l'ecole - je n'appris rien!
      It's sometimes tough being a native English speaker - no-one ever wants to help teach you their language if they already speak English themselves. But at least I try!

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    108. Re:That's it by Hellpop · · Score: 1

      Too true. It is painfully aparent who the BIG Money is behind in the US elections right now. Only one candidate can afford to buy F-ing PRIMETIME network ads. That's who BIG Money is behind. Don't let parties fool you. First its 250,000 is too much income, we need to give your money to other people so you can do your duty. Then when things get worse it will eventually be, "You make 60,000, that's more than you need, we have people in need, do your duty and share with them. NOW! Or else!"

      What was that saying about the road to Hell and paving?

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    109. Re:That's it by rev_g33k_101 · · Score: 1

      it's a democracy.

      No it's a republic

      I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands: one Nation under God, indivisible, With Liberty and Justice for all.

      ,

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    110. Re:That's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Comrade Obama will be sending someone by in a few months to take that pistol from you. Comrade Obama has your best interests at heart and just wants to protect you from yourself.

    111. Re:That's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No taxation without representation

      I love in DC you insensitive clod!!!

    112. Re:That's it by fuzznutz · · Score: 1

      for my senator anyway, I am represented as 1 out of about 18 million. How much representation do you expect a single citizen to get?

      This is why I am astonished anytime some nutjob accuses me of being some kind of pro-slavery anarchist when I support states rights. I don't know about you, but I have waaaaay more clout with my state reps than the numbskulls we send to Congress. The Federal government definitely has its place, but it sure as hell ain't micromanaging every aspect of my life. The less power the feds have, the safer I feel.

    113. Re:That's it by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

      Excerpt from a letter from Thomas Jefferson to William Smith:

      The British ministry have so long hired their gazetteers to repeat and model into every form lies about our being in anarchy, that the world has at length believed them, the English nation has believed them, the ministers themselves have come to believe them, & what is more wonderful, we have believed them ourselves. Yet where does this anarchy exist? Where did it ever exist, except in the single instance of Massachusetts? And can history produce an instance of rebellion so honourably conducted? I say nothing of it's motives. They were founded in ignorance, not wickedness. God forbid we should ever be 20 years without such a rebellion. The people cannot be all, & always well informed. The part which is wrong will be discontented in proportion to the importance of the facts they misconceive. If they remain quiet under such misconceptions it is a lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty. We have had 13. states independent 11. years. There has been one rebellion. That comes to one rebellion in a century & a half for each state. What country before ever existed a century & a half without a rebellion? & what country can preserve it's liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon & pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. It is it's natural manure.

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    114. Re:That's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually socialized medicine has worked rather well in every civilized nation that has implemented it. It actually works pretty well in the US too but the nay sayers refuse to recognize that it even exists.

      So people get over it, it's the only way to fix the current broken medical system and since we refuse to remove the right to sue for only perceived problems (meaning anything that strikes your fancy) The AMA doesn't want it because it removes the exorbitant fees that doctors CAN charge, insurance companies don't want it because it eliminates half of their raison d'etre. But if it were implemented it would mean that doctors would get to keep more of what they do charge and not pay so much to lawyers and insurance companies to keep their practices. Lawyers don't want it because it would cut into their exorbitant fees. Most republicans don't want it because they are just bullied by the big money people into thinking it is bad (ooh scary, the socialist bogey man). Grow up America (yes I'm a citizen, and a republican) we need to fix the morass we have made of our country.

    115. Re:That's it by dwye · · Score: 1

      Because an assembly of thousands of people worked so well for the Soviet Union, or (being all nerds, here) the Galactic Senate under Chancellor Velorum.

      As others have noted, this gives about 10,000 members. And freshman congressmen think that they are ignored NOW!

    116. Re:That's it by againjj · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I had to look this up. But then, I am American, and everyone knows we don't know anything about any other country. :-P

    117. Re:That's it by Royce+Shupe · · Score: 1

      yeah, we don't want those crazy communist programs. Private sector all the way. Let's make money off everything. Why even bother with insurance? I say fuck the sick people. I'm healthy, why should I pay for their poor life style and bad genes? It's a good thing that the direction of private health care is aligned with my view.

      We're even making headway in privatizing education. Yeah, I'm ready to make bucket loads of money there too. Let's inflate the cost of everything so that we can properly compensate all those hardworking middlemen who add so much to society.

      Broken? There is nothing broken about our health care. It is by design and the consequences were correctly predicted. I fully expect you to continue to live in your fairy tale world, where health care can be "fixed." I don't really care to be labeled a communist or socialist, but when it comes to basic necessities like health care and education, we deserve equal opportunity. This is beyond the ability of our brand of capitalism. Bring in the communists, please, because our entire youth is fucking retarded and most of our population is dying from preventable disease. Fuck you, clown.

    118. Re:That's it by MoogMan · · Score: 1

      My first instinct was exactly the same.

      However, there's plenty of parties that have monitoring capabilities - every single hop that your packets go through.

      Secondly, as a small consolation, at least the UK are being somewhat open with their decision - now we know that everything is to be monitored, we can become more conscious of using SSL.

    119. Re:That's it by sac13 · · Score: 1

      Well, given that I live in California, for my senator anyway, I am represented as 1 out of about 18 million. How much representation do you expect a single citizen to get? If you have neither money nor the capability to inspire people, then enjoy your 1 in 18 million representation.

      Actually, the original intent of the founders was that the Senate was to represent the state governments, not directly the people of the state. They were actually chosen by the state legislators until the 17th Amendment. That's why there was an even number allocated to each state regardless of population. The House of Representatives was supposed to be the people's representative body. And, if you run the numbers there, you'll find that each member of the house represents ~ 600-700k people since house delegations are appropriated by population. Still not a great number, but when you understand the original intent of the founders, it makes more sense. Of course, Americans don't understand much about the original intent of the founders (or anything else that doesn't involve the entertainment industry). So, they think we're supposed to directly vote for any elected official, damn the state governments and the 10th Amendment.

    120. Re:That's it by hungrigerhaifisch · · Score: 1

      In that case, I think the tree in question most have withered and died a long time ago. Maybe it got too much manure in the course of the 20th century, or it died from radiation or pollution...

    121. Re:That's it by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

      If you truly believe that, then your course of action should be clear.

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    122. Re:That's it by ahabswhale · · Score: 1

      I can't blame you for leaving, but where did you move to that you don't have this problem?

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    123. Re:That's it by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

      "This is a much stronger power, because as a democracy, the government tends to follow the will of the people"

      No, it doesn't. The government tends to follow it's own will unless "the people" complain *really* loudly, then the government, like the Internet, considers it damage and routes around it.

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    124. Re:That's it by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Occurs to me that in such case, there's no need whatever for any changes in the system -- just use the already-elected State Assembly and State Senate members, which are roughly apportioned per this "30,000" site's notions, or close enough.

      What? Your State Senate and State Assembly aren't competent to run the state, let alone the nation? You begin to see the problem, yes??

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    125. Re:That's it by hungrigerhaifisch · · Score: 1

      Are you inciting me to commit terrorist acts?!

      Now that's truly patriotic :)

    126. Re:That's it by MarcQuadra · · Score: 1

      I have a better idea, let's de-centralize our government and let -federal- issues only cover stuff like National Defense.

      It's sick how much of my taxes go from my paycheck direct to Washington D.C., then back to my state. I'd rather pay more state taxes and less federal, and keep the money in my general area.

      A side-effect of this is that the burden of legislation and governance would be shifted from 500 or so people in D.C. back to my state legislature, where people are just as scummy, but at least I can access them easily (I can call my state rep and have an appointment with him if I ask nicely enough).

      I really don't understand why we're all letting so much money get siphoned to Washington just so we can have our congressmen run around and fight over it.

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    127. Re:That's it by wellingj · · Score: 1

      Just like the were falling over each other to vote for the bailout that the public was overwhelmingly against? Or do you mean to tell me that they didn't know that the public was against it?

    128. Re:That's it by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1

      I, for one, think that you are absolutely right about this, although defining these personalities as "disorders" is somewhat questionable. To define a "disorder" one has to establish what is "normal" or what constitutes "order". Unfortunately due to in large degree random process of evolutionary "trial and error" the brain functions and behavioural patterns of much of humanity are all over the map. The "dominance seeking", sociopathic types are simply one of many randomly occurring variants in this mindless semi-random process. Evolutionary pressures do not give a damn about societal order or peaceful life or even about large proportion of populations getting wiped out in torturous ways, as long as the genetic material propagates onward in more effective ways. In short a total sociopath born in an age of peace who destroys that peace, starts mass wars, commits unspeakable torture and genocide against all who dare to stand up to him but who rapes thousands of women, of whom even a small proportion produce offspring is a "winning" strategy, from the point of view of his genetic material. Even without mass rape, simply insuring that his offspring comes to be as a dominant life form is quite sufficient to "justify" his maniacal urges.

      And there is the rub. We, the "sane" people, find his actions unacceptable because our sentience is no longer compatible with the mindless "goals" of the genetic code and therefore a conflict arises between the demands of sentience and those of the genes. Humanity has to at a certain point decide if it wishes to live as animals do, constantly at the whim of yet another disaster caused by some deranged selfish mutation, or to do something about it, which would require formulating a logical, sentient code of conduct and then re-engineering humans to make impossible any deviations from that code.

      Unfortunately I think that it will take many centuries and many calamities before someone finally decided to take this bull by the horns, not to mention that this very process is also subject to great dangers from the very sociopathic jerks which it would seek to terminate, and of course not forgetting that there are many, many types of "order" which sentient beings might find optimal, this leading to further great complications.

      But without drastic measures, nothing whatsoever will change, history simply playing itself out in a loop as if it were a broken record, presently falling head-first into the abyss of most vile totalitarianism in history yet, which we get to watch being created and installed in real time, knowing full well that the deal is alreay pretty much done and all that remains to play out is the genocides and torturous agony of millions and terror-filled, powerless slavery for billions of others, followed yet by agony and pain of the "liberation" to come, decades from now .... so that the cycle can start all over again.

    129. Re:That's it by corsec67 · · Score: 1

      Ok, lets call that law the "10th Amendment"

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    130. Re:That's it by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

      It is, in point of fact, and your sarcasm is telling; you deride what you plainly do not understand.

      The founders of America were patriots, sir, and never more than when they threw off the chains of oppressive government to found their own nation. Patriotism is loyalty to your country and to your people, to the land and its inhabitants. It is every man's hope that the government he chooses will operate on just principles for the good of all. When governments are corrupt, and make unjust laws, and threaten the public good, and commit crimes in the name of its people, and when they fail to secure the blessings of liberty for each and every citizen, then it is our patriotic duty to rise up and overthrow that government, no matter how nobly founded in principle it may be.

      If you believe, as you have said, that this country no longer flowers under the tree of liberty, then you are faced with a momentous decision: to act in accordance with that belief, to rebel and to incite rebellion, or to fail to act, and suffer the consequences for your hypocrisy, cowardice, and complicity with a criminal government.

      Liberty is not a myth. It is not a joke, or anything to be treated or discarded lightly. If you are not willing to undertake personally to restore that beacon, at your life's peril, do not claim that it is extinguished.

      For myself, I believe we are fast approaching the time where we must fight for our freedom on our own soil once more. I pray that that calamity may be avoided, but if it proves necessary, I shall not shirk that burden.

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    131. Re:That's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ones in power are are people who constantly seek power over others. The ones in power don't actually care what people think. The very nature of seeking power over people, means that person seeks to push others below them.

      I think you're right. That problem is that being a politician isn't about having power, it's in fact supposed to be a humbling position. Elected officials are public servants. In order for them to do their job, we grant them certain powers and, unfortunately, that power attracts the wrong type of people. It attracts the type of people who aren't good public servants.

      The type of people who we would want in those positions usually don't even try to get elected, because they don't see the power of the position, they just see the responsibility of the position and the personal attacks they're going to have to withstand during the campaign.

    132. Re:That's it by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Yep, the "fight" is never ending. However over the last 800yrs we have been 'winning' by forcing various layers of overlords to cead power. eg: The Magna Carta only applied to "freemen", "freemen" were basically land owners, land owners were basically nobility and the upper class.

      The US constitution eliminated this distinction with the "All men are created equal" thing, of course the politicians then argued that women and non-Europeans were not "men" and kept on beating their wives and slaves until they agreed...

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    133. Re:That's it by Hydraq · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As a Briton living in the USA (resident alien), I do not get to vote. Strangely, a rather large chunk of my pay is docked for these things that look suspiciously like "taxes". Let's see ... "Federal Income Tax", "Medicare Tax", "CA State Income Tax", "Social Security Tax" ... oh, and they're under a heading, "Statutory". Hrm.

      Please, tell me more of your "No taxation without respresentation", this is an intriguing concept. I wish to drink of your kool-aid.

    134. Re:That's it by elmurado · · Score: 0

      I'm out of here!

      Fuck the UK!

      I think they just did.

    135. Re:That's it by enlively · · Score: 1

      ohh seems like terrorists are also high tech lovers

    136. Re:That's it by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      ""freemen" were basically land owners, land owners were basically nobility and the upper class"

      You may be thinking of yeomen rather than freemen, or the old Saxon definition of "freeman" as used in the Domesday Book. This was not however the meaning of the term when John signed the Magna Carta.

      A freeman in John's time was anyone who wasn't a villein or a serf, and serfs could become freemen by either buying their freedom (despite the prevailing modern view of serfs as all being poor and downtrodden, some became quite wealthy, and although they weren't allowed to own land, they could and did own anything else, and many rented plots of land from their lords for private use), or running away to a town or city and managing to remain there for a year and a day. So the vast majority of freemen in England when the Magna Carta was signed were tenant farmers, tradesmen, and merchants, not land owners, and certainly not nobility or anything that could remotely be described as "upper class".

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    137. Re:That's it by castle · · Score: 1

      Just like the were falling over each other to vote for the bailout that the public was overwhelmingly against? Or do you mean to tell me that they didn't know that the public was against it?

      I think they were just trying to establish that they were "bold leaders" determined not to let the uneducated masses sway them from necessary and decisive action (for their primary campaign donors).

      If Nancy Pelosi and John McCain firmly agree on anything, it's on being bold leaders. It is after all what pays their (primary campaign donors) bills.

    138. Re:That's it by easyTree · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree more. The only people who should be allowed to be politicans are those who don't want to be - those who have demonstrated clear moral strength and organisational chutzpah.

      The people should coerce them into serving the public interest to the detriment of their own.

    139. Re:That's it by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately that only happens in very small social environments (a village Of course the biggest bit of stupidity is the maverick politician, what a load of crap, under no circumstance could a maverick ever become a politician, it most definitely is not in their nature to sit in any kind of room bull shitting with a bunch of politicians for any period of time, to a maverick the very though would be offensive and repulsive to the highest possible degree. Any politician claiming to be a maverick is just a lying sack of, what they're trying to sell ;).

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    140. Re:That's it by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the informative clarification, it makes my original point stronger.

      Although I have always known "something" about the middle ages I'm certainly no historian, I became interested in English history after going "back home" a few years ago. Found out my ancestors (family name anyway) contributed 22 Viking boats to William's invasion and likely fought beside him. William's patronage set the family up as key players in English politics for the next 400yrs.

      Contrary to Mel Gibson it was Roger Mortimer who was bonking Queen Isabella not William Wallace. I have my own pet theory that the British colloquialisim "a right royal rogering" was inspired by one of my ancestors (the 1st Earl of March), sticking a red hot poker up king Henry II's arse. The other lords thought he went a bit too far, so (as with Braveheart), they stuck his head on a pike, quarted him, and spread the bits around the country.

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    141. Re:That's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you forgotten that you guys already got the Patriot Act and Extreme Rendition.
      Your way more fucked than we are..... ...yet!

    142. Re:That's it by ikeman32 · · Score: 1

      "I think the tree of liberty could use some refreshment on both sides of the Atlantic..."

      Careful now big brother is watching even if he doesn't have the law to back him up, and that could be misinterpreted as sedition. Not that I care much as long as they (government) leaves me alone. I could give shit less what either goverment does with my emails. If I get too anoyyed by the frivolous activities of my government I could always fake a few sedicious emails and create a non-existent threat to waste their resources.

    143. Re:That's it by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      the crown nor the companies didn't grant that right in the original land grant contract to settlers, the property was the "crown's" there was no reason for them to change the deal just because the employees wanted more compensation after the fact... that's the foundation of American commerce and it will happen again and again. Like labor unions in the 1900's or free speech on the internet in this century.

    144. Re:That's it by shnull · · Score: 0

      saves me the trouble of wanting to move there ... why the fuk is new zealand so xpensive ...

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  2. In other news by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Snail mail no longer the subject of jokes.

    1. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's been monitored for years. But at least it is a slower way of telling the government your plans.

    2. Re:In other news by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Snail mail no longer the subject of jokes.

      Does the UK have laws preventing the government from opening your snail mail?

      And don't forget that all incoming and outgoing international mail is fair game, in any country.

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    3. Re:In other news by Ihmhi · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It really disturbs me that the plots in various movies, video games, and books that would have been considered "out there" or "couldn't happen" are gradually becoming true.

      Obvious ones (which I've mentioned in a related post a few weeks ago): V for Vendetta and 1984.

      Disturbingly accurate: Mirror's Edge. From the Mirror's Edge Wikipedia Article:

      The game's name derives from the mirror-like aesthetic of the city of tall, gleaming skyscrapers and Faith's existence on the fringes of that city along with other dissidents, who have been pushed to the edge.

      Though set in a seemingly utopian city environment with low crime, clean streets, and sterile architecture, it is ruled by a totalitarian government regime that conducts unbridled levels of surveillance on citizens. [emphasis added.] In this world of communications monitoring, the only way to deliver confidential information between parties is to employ couriers (called runners) to physically deliver the information.

      Granted, it's more likely that drivers, bicycle messengers, etc. would be used in our current era, but I imagine even vehicles will eventually be surveilled and controlled. "We need to be able to watch people in their cars so we know they're driving safely." "We need to be able to remotely shut off cars in case it is stolen or if someone is driving drunk." etc.

      I wonder how they'd handle couriers delivering information to circumvent this system.

      tl;dr: cute Asian mailwomen will backflip off of walls to get your letter to grandma.

    4. Re:In other news by hughk · · Score: 4, Informative

      There are specific laws protecting normal post that the government must comply with. It requires a warrant to have that post intercepted inside the UK.

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    5. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      cute Asian mailwomen will backflip off of walls to get your letter to grandma.

      I could see the population of /. mailing stuff to themselves if that were the situation.

    6. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That explains why all domestic mail is routed through France.

    7. Re:In other news by Gibsnag · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There are already plans for an extensive license plate monitoring system in the UK. Any car on any reasonably significant road will be tracked.

    8. Re:In other news by easyTree · · Score: 2, Funny

      tl;dr: cute Asian mailwomen will backflip off of walls to get your letter to grandma.

      And all we need to do is accept a totalitarian state into our lives? Sign me up!

    9. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Vehicles are already surveilled and controlled in the UK. London is covered with ANPR cameras as are a number of major roads, with more being installed all the time. Practically every carpark located anywhere larger than a village has them too. That is carparks attached to buildings not just public carparks.

    10. Re:In other news by ericcantona · · Score: 1

      True, but have tried encrypting and decrypting by hand ? (that is, afterall, why the first computers were invented)

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    11. Re:In other news by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      London is covered with ANPR cameras as are a number of major roads

      Not that ANPR actually works to any great extent. If the demo I saw was anything to go by, or for that matter the ANPR system in use at my local petrol station to try and track down people who drive off without paying, they've got a long *loooong* way to go before they can say that ANPR works. In the meantime I feel sorry for whoever owns the car registered CG57BXA which is what my registration number comes up with, nearly every time. Hint - the C, the 7 and the X are right, but the ANPR doesn't even get the right format of registration...

    12. Re:In other news by nosuchnick · · Score: 1

      It's frightening... and with all the video surveillance cameras in London, not even a barefoot messenger will be out of reach.

    13. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are specific laws protecting normal post that the government must comply with. It requires a warrant to have that post intercepted inside the UK.

      And UK law also has a paragraph giving e-mail the same definition as a normal letter sent by normal post (though admittedly this was done to make contracts through e-mail viable) and who cares about that when it's so much easier to monitor everything that's already digital?

    14. Re:In other news by VariableRob · · Score: 1

      Weren't there plans to tag every car with a GPS monitor to allow the government to trace individual road use? Just for taxation purposes of course.

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    15. Re:In other news by glebd · · Score: 1

      And sending hard drives and DVDs via snail mail is the new broadband!

    16. Re:In other news by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      Actually, in other news, spams drops to 0. I mean, if you're going to monitor all emails, I would hope you'd do something useful with that.

      Otherwise, one botnet will wash out any use of this program, by drowning it in either false positives or misleading data.

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    17. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, there are protective laws _today_... but given the other laws that they're passing (the other rights they're taking away), how long before they change that too? Gotta protect the people, y'know.

    18. Re:In other news by Andr+T. · · Score: 2, Informative

      V for Vendetta and 1984.

      I'd also add Brave New World and Fahrenheit 451.

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    19. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they realized it was easier to tag every person with an ID card. Now every time you go past a government building, shopping centre, supermarket or petrol station your location will be recorded thanks to RFID.

    20. Re:In other news by sukotto · · Score: 1

      Do they have OCR systems capable of reading the truly crappy handwriting that people use these days?

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    21. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Don't you recall the plan to put GPS trackers in everyone's cars so that people could be taxed per mile, instead of the current road tax.

      Hence you need runners.

    22. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That gives me an idea...

      Pay a spammer to send tens of thousands of emails with randomly encrypted text with a date in the future to various government officials..
      It'll keep them so busy decrypting it they'll never get any proper spying done.

    23. Re:In other news by thisissilly · · Score: 1

      Ah, but does it require a warrant to merely record the outside of every letter and package (to, from, postmark) and store the results in a database?

    24. Re:In other news by hughk · · Score: 1

      Good point, probably not, but it would be problematic for the security services to instruct the post office to record the information without some very official looking paperwork. Opening a letter, to say, get the return address would be a no-no.

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    25. Re:In other news by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      Does the UK have laws preventing the government from opening your snail mail?

      Does UK have laws that state all snail mail, regardless of whether the sender or recipient is currently under investigation, will always be read and scanned during delivery?

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    26. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We need to be able to remotely shut off cars in case it is stolen or if someone is driving drunk."

      I wonder how they'd handle couriers delivering information to circumvent this system.

      There is an effective remote shutdown for people.

      A rifle bullet to the head.

    27. Re:In other news by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      But where's the recreational drug use and rampant promiscuity?

      Damn, we're getting all the bad bits of totalitarianism with none of the good bits.

    28. Re:In other news by againjj · · Score: 1

      The US doesn't, not really. I thought that there was protection for mail entering the US, but then I found that they are allowed to search basically any "Mail Believed to Contain Dutiable or Prohibited Articles", for example, personal letters. At least domestic first class mail is still safe.

    29. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It really disturbs me that the plots in various movies, video games, and books that would have been considered "out there" or "couldn't happen" are gradually becoming true.

      Everything ever written comes true eventually. Just ask Ramses II. The idea that described thoughts come true is very old. Might it be something in "the human nature" that keeps repeating the same patterns..

    30. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, there was something during the second World War where they could open mail without a warrant. (I can't remember the name.)

      So I'm assuming it won't be long until this happens again.

    31. Re:In other news by Baldur_of_Asgard · · Score: 1

      no, a warrant is required is the government wishes to publicly acknowledge that they have been opening your mail. Slight difference.

  3. Unbelievable by ip_freely_2000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I thought the cameras were bad enough, but this goes far, far beyond anything remotely reasonable. If they do this, they should have no problem listening to every phone call, opening up every piece of mail and package. In fact, they should just put microphones in every house, restaurant, bus and automobile.

    Next year, they'll want to plant RFID into every person.

    Is the UK government and authorities completely without morales? Or are they this > close to being destroyed by some threat? Or are they incompetent? Or all of the above?

    1. Re:Unbelievable by deep_creek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Is the UK government and authorities completely without morales? Or are they this > close to being destroyed by some threat? Or are they incompetent? Or all of the above?

      spot on. mod points... mod points.

    2. Re:Unbelievable by Chabil+Ha' · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If they do this, they should have no problem listening to every phone call, opening up every piece of mail and package. In fact, they should just put microphones in every house, restaurant, bus and automobile.

      Don't forget the telescreens, not just cameras. The UK is part of Oceania, ya know.

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    3. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      rfid is actually in 6 months

    4. Re:Unbelievable by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Is the UK government and authorities completely without morales?

      It would seem their morale is quite high, though their enthusiasm could be better directed to other tasks.

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    5. Re:Unbelievable by TheModelEskimo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is the UK government and authorities completely without morales?

      Completely. And I won't hesitate to mention that if you think a Mexican could break into politics in the UK, you're raving mad.

    6. Re:Unbelievable by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      I think that, in general, the UK is relatively small enough for such a surveillance to be feasible.

      The USA has 300 million people (5 times the UK population), which changes the dynamics somewhat.

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    7. Re:Unbelievable by msclrhd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Welcome to the new China.

      Either that, or we have gone back to 1984. I didn't know Orwell wrote non-fiction!

      So what does this mean for email clients like Gmail that use SSL encryption? Are we going to be required by law to give the government all our passwords?

    8. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or are they this > close to being destroyed by some threat?

      Well, we can hope. I'll take the "threat" over being treated like a prisoner any day of the week.

    9. Re:Unbelievable by Amiralul · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's Eurasia, not Oceania, check today's newspaper.

    10. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good joke, but he's bolivian not mexican

    11. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol did you honestly think they meant someone named Morales instead of morals? too funny...

    12. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come now. Everyone knows Bolivia is the only country with Morales. I mean you're either with Morales or youre without him, right?

    13. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is the UK government and authorities completely without morales?

      Actually, I imagine morale is quite high, judging by their lack of morals.

    14. Re:Unbelievable by WindowlessView · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The USA has 300 million people (5 times the UK population), which changes the dynamics somewhat.

      It doesn't seem to me it changes the dynamics at all. Merely the scale.

      If it can be done in China it can certainly be done in the US.

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    15. Re:Unbelievable by Cromac · · Score: 1
      Is the UK government and authorities completely without morales? Or are they this > close to being destroyed by some threat? Or are they incompetent? Or all of the above?

      It's a big government so all of that is clearly true. The bigger question is are the UK citizens so weak, helpless and conditioned to serve the lord and master that they will just roll over and take this?

    16. Re:Unbelievable by WindowlessView · · Score: 1

      So what does this mean for email clients like Gmail that use SSL encryption?

      Probably nothing. You might be getting that email over SSL from the server but it likely went through half a dozen unencrypted hops to get on the server to begin with and could have been captured at any point. That and people are kidding themselves if they think that any of the Three Letter entities can't access any system they want if they have sufficient motivation.

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    17. Re:Unbelievable by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Is the UK government and authorities completely without morales? Or are they this > close to being destroyed by some threat? Or are they incompetent? Or all of the above?

      Dude, we figured this out 232 years ago. Welcome to the Party!

      You know how the rest goes.

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    18. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That and people are kidding themselves if they think that any of the Three Letter entities can't access any system they want if they have sufficient motivation.

      You're pretty clueless about encryption if you think that's the case.

    19. Re:Unbelievable by WindowlessView · · Score: 1

      You're pretty clueless about encryption if you think that's the case.

      And you appear to be unaware of the many means of system penetration that have absolutely nothing to do with encryption.

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    20. Re:Unbelievable by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Either that, or we have gone back to 1984. I didn't know Orwell wrote non-fiction!

      George Orwell Bibliography

      Nonfiction Books:
      Down and Out in Paris and London. London: V. Gollancz ltd., 1933.
      Homage to Catalonia. London: Secker & Warburg, 1938.
      The Road to Wigan Pier. London: V. Gollancz ltd., 1937.

    21. Re:Unbelievable by damburger · · Score: 1

      They are bean counters, and bean counters can't fathom that perhaps the beans don't want to be counted. They 'need' to watch us in order to control us to make our lives 'better'

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    22. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ahaha i guess that's why they call it random lol XD

    23. Re:Unbelievable by Icarium · · Score: 1

      Is the UK government and authorities completely without morales?

      If Morales was an issue, Spain and large parts of South America would have perfect governments. (Sorry, couldn't resist)

    24. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      > Next year, they'll want to plant RFID into every person.

      They're called cell phones. And as a bonus they can serve as a microphone. But yes, implanted chips will eventually come given the natural progression of things "that can't happen"

    25. Re:Unbelievable by shmlco · · Score: 1

      "Next year, they'll want to plant RFID into every person."

      Actually, that's Phase III of the PLAN.

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    26. Re:Unbelievable by ciderVisor · · Score: 1

      They're called cell phones. And as a bonus they can serve as a microphone.

      And a 3D sonic imaging system. At least, Batman made them do that.

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    27. Re:Unbelievable by Eudial · · Score: 1

      It's the same old cycle. Douche bag politician with an inferiority complex wants to flex his muscles -- to seem decisive, and proposes a law that increases penalties, and/or increases the effectiveness of the cops (typically by infringing on the rights of people). All good and well, except, in a couple of years the next douche bag politician will do the same. And then the next, and it goes on over and over again, grinding rights and liberties into the ground all for the sake of short term gains for politicians nobody even remembers any more.

      People need to put their foot down. As long as it is possible to buy cheap political points by doing this routine, politicians will do it.

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    28. Re:Unbelievable by Fruit · · Score: 1

      The UK has always been part of Eurasia.

    29. Re:Unbelievable by Amiralul · · Score: 1

      Or at least, they make you think that. For now. We'll talk in a few weeks, buddy.

    30. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is the UK government and authorities completely without morales?

      That goes without saying. Morale would get in the way of their #1 goal: expanding the business of government, both in revenue and power over the people. If they don't subject the people to more laws and more crimes every year, how exactly are they going to increase the value of their business?

      There's a reason why the business of government attracts those who wish to exploit others thorugh coercion, not those who just want to mind their own business and live in peace.

    31. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I've checked, and the UK government and authorities are completely without Morales!!!

    32. Re:Unbelievable by IanCal · · Score: 1
      They aren't going to snoop on the connection with gmail, but what they can do is record where the emails go (if it's law, then google will have to comply).

      Are we going to be required by law to give the government all our passwords?

      You already are, if they try and prosecute you. Anyway, all they need is for google/$email_provider to comply.

      If you want to encrypt emails yourself, they can still record where they are going. That's all the bill requires, not the actual contents.

    33. Re:Unbelievable by IanCal · · Score: 1

      I'm quite sure that I don't know what you mean. We do not just blindl-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

    34. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this any different from what the US is already doing ? At least they are honest about the fact it is going to happen. They want to emulate the Echelon/NSA methods.

    35. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next year, they'll want to plant RFID into every person.

      Bullshit. This will not happen before 2010.

    36. Re:Unbelievable by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Morales isn't Mexican, he's Bolivian:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evo_Morales

      And I don't think he wants to work for the UK.

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    37. Re:Unbelievable by nmg196 · · Score: 1

      > The USA has 300 million people (5 times the UK population), which changes the dynamics somewhat.

      China has 1.3 billion people and an even higher level of surveillance. What's your point?

    38. Re:Unbelievable by TheModelEskimo · · Score: 1

      lol, I wasn't talking about *that* Morales. Morales is such a common name. Stop with the Bolivian stuff already!

    39. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's also "The Lion and the Unicorn", a collection of political essays.

    40. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, the RFIDs actually already are in everyones passports and ID cards.

    41. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does anyone *really* think that they can actually implement this?

    42. Re:Unbelievable by Fruit · · Score: 1

      Don't move; the Thought Police will arrive shortly.

    43. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      read David Icke for some answers. He was saying this would happen in the early nineties. Everyone laughed. Now they're listening. Forget aliens just check his research and that of others he connects the dots for you though more than anyone.

      I just say to people now "oh you're not one of those nut job crazy "coincidence theorists are you??!"

    44. Re:Unbelievable by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

      Is the UK government and authorities completely without morales?

      Yes, Morales works for the U.S. I believe.

  4. Jeeee-zus by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

    Hey, Britain. What's going on over there?

    1. Re:Jeeee-zus by evilandi · · Score: 5, Informative

      Hey, Britain. What's going on over there?

      Nothing.

      Yet again, Slashdot has confused "a proposal by a British government minister" with "a law which has been passed by both Houses of Parliament". The former has occured, the latter has not.

      It won't happen for two reasons:

      1. The upper house (House of Lords) is stuffed full of Conservatives who can't be removed (and won't support it.

      2. The lower house (House of Commons) is up for election in less than two years. The Conservatives will win by a landslide and the intercept programme will be cancelled.

      3. Nobody is stopping anyone from running their own mailserver with TLS. Whilst it is theoretically practicable to monitor email traffic from all UK ISPs, it is not theoretically practicable to monitor encrypted email servers in every household. Running your own mailserver is neither difficult nor expensive these days. Ditto using an offshore mailserver and connecting through encrypted POP/IMAP.

      The real scandal here is that a government minister should suggest spending quite so much money on something that is so trivial to circumvent.

      [Remember, in the UK, right-wing (Conservatives, capitalists, currently opposition but widely expected to win in 2010 by a landslide) = libertarian, left-wing (Labour, socialists, current government) = authoritatian. There are other significant parties such as the Liberal Democrats who do pretty much what it says on the tin.]

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    2. Re:Jeeee-zus by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      Yet again, Slashdot has confused "a proposal by a British government minister" with "a law which has been passed by both Houses of Parliament". The former has occured, the latter has not.

      Same thing happens often with US bills, i.e. "a proposal has been approved by the Senate Blah Committe" is confused with "a law has been passed by both houses of congress and signed by the president."

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  5. PGP... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    PGP.

    1. Re:PGP... by xrayspx · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I really do hope this drives people to make encryption ubiquitous. All of the egregious US programs have failed to make the public use crypto, but this seems to be well publicized enough that it might make a large chunk of people install and use good crypto.

      GPG plugins for Mail.app and Thunderbird are at the point now that it's basically set it and forget it, come on folks. (I don't so much like the GPG Outlook plugins, but maybe I haven't messed with it enough)

    2. Re:PGP... by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Quantum Computing. (Eventually.)

    3. Re:PGP... by WDot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem with encryption is that you know it's encrypted. If suddenly all messages sent are garbled groups of characters, the government will think something's up and may outlaw private encryption (government encryption is, of course, still okay). The best code is the one that no one is aware of.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steganography

      This may be the future. I imagine a mix of clever computer algorithms and understood slang will be necessary to secure messages: Look and act like a dumb slob, all the while getting your message across.

    4. Re:PGP... by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 3, Informative

      I used to work for a network monitoring company that used both content and context to classify Internet traffic. Actually, it's a lot easier than even using PGP. All it takes is something as trivial as a ROT13 encryption, using a foreign language, or using code words.

      Simply obscuring the message means that the analysis engine has to try to decrypt the message without knowing the encryption algorithm and the key. It may be possible to recover both but you need something like the computing power at the disposal of the NSA. Code words or foreign languages are even worse because the analysis must also be carried out in the language used in the e-mail (meaning the analysis has to be carried out in all possible languages without knowing a priori which language the e-mail was written in). As the Navaho "wind talkers" demonstrated during WWII, this can be a very effective means of obscuring a message.

      I'm not saying don't worry about it. It's still offensive to even suggest that all e-mails be monitored. I'm just saying that the technical reality of attempting to capture and analyze all e-mails for suspicious content if the population being monitored is at all large is pretty daunting. We ran into all of the above problems where I worked plus some others that would take even longer to describe. Web traffic and certain other internet traffic can be easily classified. For e-mail, SMS, IM, etc., you will only catch what people leave in plain site.

      To me, this ranks right up there with a politician demanding that all porn, hate speech, etc. be filtered. It only sounds like a good idea until you start to try to figure out how to do it. Then it becomes obvious that it's not technically feasible. Hopefully, the Brits will figure that out before they spend too much money on the project.

      Cheers,
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    5. Re:PGP... by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 2, Informative

      The UK has laws that if they require your keys to read your mail, you either give up the keys, or go to jail. So, PGP isn't necessarily the best option for the people over there. It'll only make you safe until the government doesn't want that any more.

    6. Re:PGP... by IBBoard · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Except that it does have the advantage that your email can't be read until they specifically single you out, and to demand your keys off you then they must have a reason (for now at least). That gives us some level of protection even if the government is unreasonably grabbing for power because of the 'terrorist' bogeyman. It's not as if we didn't have our own terrorists posing seemingly more present threats in the past twenty years!

    7. Re:PGP... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read up on assymmetric encryption.

    8. Re:PGP... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Point at which you have surrendered your privacy. Given how many people "just don't care" about it, eventually you'll be singled out as someone with "something to hide" and, given your previous surrender, passing more specific legislation (try making people care about encryption when they don't care about privacy) is just easier and easier.

      And you know where it goes from there.

    9. Re:PGP... by xorsyst · · Score: 1

      What we need is a GPG extension for gmail. Although will the UK government track my email if it's on gmail? Perhaps offshore webmail is the future?

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    10. Re:PGP... by lanc · · Score: 1

      Simply obscuring the message means that the analysis engine has to try to decrypt the message without knowing the encryption algorithm and the key. It may be possible to recover both but you need something like the computing power at the disposal of the NSA. This is simply wrong. Go read about cryptanalysis.

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    11. Re:PGP... by Richard+W.M.+Jones · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I really do hope this drives people to make encryption ubiquitous. All of the egregious US programs have failed to make the public use crypto, but this seems to be well publicized enough that it might make a large chunk of people install and use good crypto.

      The problem is that we fucked this up in the early 90s. HTTPS is a non-starter -- it's far too hard to set up, requires that you pay for each encrypted site, needs a separate IP for each site (so doesn't work with shared hosting), and requires the user to do something special and non-intuitive to visit the encrypted site. Moreover it's not the default for web servers, even though most web servers nowadays are free software written by and for the technocratic elite.

      I won't even start on the problem of email - it took me (a serious techie) half a day to set up encryption for my email, and after one year was up I let it lapse because I don't think I'd sent a single encrypted email in that time, and it was going to take another hour or two to renew the certificate.

      We screwed this one up I'm afraid.

      Rich.

    12. Re:PGP... by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      Just use gmail over IMAP/SMTP with your regular GPG supporting mail program, or if you must use a web browser use FireGPG

    13. Re:PGP... by jimicus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not really. We legislated to make encryption ineffective against criminal investigation several years ago with the RIPA.

      Furthermore, you can encrypt email all you like (and anybody with half a brain who's planning anything untoward would be encrypting, writing in some sort of code or both) it doesn't prevent there being a whole bunch of logs which show that user@example.com is regularly exchanging email with osama@binladen.com.

    14. Re:PGP... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No good: http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/10/16/0311217&from=rss

    15. Re:PGP... by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Personally, I hope they bankrupt themselves. Maybe they will actually learn something.

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    16. Re:PGP... by witherstaff · · Score: 1

      I agree that it's well past the time we need auto crypto. Having suffered through the trenches of IT tech support, I have no idea how this could realistically be achieved for the average user. If it can be figured out it'd have to be helpful for the fight against spam too.

      I'm also waiting for the day when android, Iphone, or other programmable cells have the CPU processing required to encrypt voice on the fly.

    17. Re:PGP... by andyh-rayleigh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      PGP doesn't help - this is a traffic-analysis database - only(!) collecting address (and possibly size) data not content (even for SMSs).
      As it is it will be too big to try speculative "fishing trips" and probably too big for any searches to be affordable for any but the most serious cases (like putting the wrong items in a recycling bin - wish I WAS joking).
      It will also be too big to backup.

      For a while when I was employed by the IT department of a relatively small University I had to spend some time analysing the logs we took of all web accesses (who fetched which web page) to discover who was accessing pron or other items in contravention of our conditions of usage. It was not a job I enjoyed or thought necessary*, but even for less than 4000 users it needed near-supercomputer processing power to handle one days traffic in reasonable time. To search all the corresponding data for (say) 20 million users of landline, mobile, and VOIP phones plus email plus SMS plus web access plus IM (bet they've forgotten that) is going to need ridiculous amounts of power - even by GCHQ standards.

      * we did catch two nursing students accessing child-porn (but not via this method), and about two students a week going beyond reasonable limits in accessing "forbidden" material and it did have a useful side-effect of pointing me at anything that was new and interesting (because lots of people suddenly started accessing it). But it really was a waste of time and resources.

      This looks like it is going to be exactly the same for the UK Security Services.

      Andy

    18. Re:PGP... by janrinok · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Unfortunately, in the UK they already have the power to demand that you hand over your encryption keys. The solution is not just encryption, but genuine random data sent between your encrypted emails. When they demand your keys simply, and legally, show them that it is random data. The system will not be able to cope with masses of data that _they_ will still believe is encrypted but for which no keys can be produced. Perhaps they will make an example of a few by taking them to court. Well, let's see what happens when it gets bounced to the European Court of Human Rights. The crime has not been committed unless it can be _proven_ to be committed.

      When they (eventually) find some way of closing this loophole, then you start sending binary dumps of data. It is not encrypted but, to all intents and purposes, it is meaningless to anyone looking at it in transit. Will they then make sending binary data illegal? Can you imagine the economic and industrial fallout of such a law?

      To those that think that this is pointless, I disagree. The first thing that will be apparent is the degree to which this monitoring is actually being conducted. No, not the hype that every email will be kept and read, but what can they _actually_ do with that much data? How many people will actually get a visit from the police? (My guess is none.) What I think will be apparent is that they will have a database that, once a suspect is identified, can be examined to find possible additional evidence. But they are not going to be reading everyone's emails everyday. That doesn't make the system any more acceptable but it will show that they are not going anywhere near the 'microphone in very home, restaurant etc' claim that someone posted earlier.

      Then one has to think of all the data that they don't want. Spam, technical updates, forum summaries, OS binaries etc. Perhaps they will discover the ultimate filter for spam or, gasp, get tough on those that generate it - Heaven forbid that something useful might come from this ridiculous law. But, until that time, I sure there is someone bright enough on this forum to devise a piece of software that can hide a message inside something that appears to be spam, a technical update, or a forum summary. Flood the system so that the demands of storing and analysing this entirely innocent and legal data simply make the whole thing unworkable.

      For the 'websites visited' database, that is even easier to flood. Google for a random word, and then have software visit every alternate link on that page, one every second, and simply discard the data. Hey, my broadband is already paid for, it will not affect my data downloading in the slightest. But the database that they have to hold is getting much bigger than they might first have imagined that it would. Out of all the sites that I might visit in 24hours (86400) they have to discover if one of them is actually a front for something more sinister. Before you howl about how one might download something that you wouldn't want to see anyway (pornography, terrorist website or whatever) my answer is that you might already stumble upon such a site anyway. The fact that you did no more that go to a Google link is not yet a criminal offence, and if they want to make it one then much of the internet advertising model is well and truly stuffed the minute they do so.

      All of this is entirely legal but will get the public point of view across very quickly. And if the public don't want to do this sort of thing they perhaps they deserve the sort of Government that they seem to have. Yes, I'm a Brit but, no, I no longer live in the UK, by choice. Just my thoughts....

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    19. Re:PGP... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This will never happen unless it's enabled by default in MS products, at which point it will probably be compromised by key escrow or backdooring via implementation "mistakes". The US/UK governments amongst others aren't going to give up what they see as their right to mass surveillance.

      The sad truth is that, for whatever reason, many of my fellow citizens don't really care about this sort of thing. I'm not sure why, but attempts to point out why it's bad are generally met with the "if you have nothing to hide" fallacy.

    20. Re:PGP... by CarbonShell · · Score: 1

      If someone sends you such messages it might appear strange (unless masked well). If, pre attack, the amount of messages goes up this would become very strange. Now combine this with a seemingly spam mail and they will have no clue. You get tons of them anyway. Heck it would not surprise me if the botnets were being used by the governments around the world to transport such information.

    21. Re:PGP... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      But those logs will be on example.com and binladen.com. If example.com is in Mexico and binladen.com is in Pakistan then all the UK knows is that user has established an encrypted connection to example.com and is probably sending an email. They might know the size, although there are lots of SMTP commands that can bulk up the data transfer size without making the email any larger. They can't tell the difference between user sending an email to osama@binladen.com or to president@whitehouse.gov.

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    22. Re:PGP... by crispi · · Score: 1

      or for those with gmail and need a firefox extension to encrypt automatically :

      FireGPG

    23. Re:PGP... by n0dna · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't forget that Steganography is 20 years old, it's never become the future so far.

      I wish I could find the article, but it was some years ago I read it, some of the more advanced Steganalysis techniques are really quite good at detecting Steg files... not decrypting them, mind you, but detecting them. There were some interesting claims in the article about being able to batch inspect files from websites like ebay and flickr with some startlingly high percentages of Stegged files.

      So in practice, it may not be any better than PGP/GPG since it may not be any more convert. It may also be tougher to maintain since I would think most people would eventually be reusing images which would be a dead giveaway if they are being monitored. Couple that with the hassle of encrypting the data before stegging it, and the overall vetting of PGP/GPG alternatives, Steg doesn't seem like a very valuable solution to me.

    24. Re:PGP... by xrayspx · · Score: 1

      PGP or GPG are crypto implementations that run on the client, gpg is all free, PGP can cost money, but has a lot of desktop integration features for the platforms that support it. I also use a certificate on my mailserver, which is self signed, since they only people who need to trust it are inside my house, and I trust me.

      The SSL cert is only really in place to protect my credentials during IMAP/S and SMTP+SSL. Using certificates doesn't really help in the transmission of mail between hosts, since that will happen in the clear anyway. That's where PGP/GPG protects your mail content.

    25. Re:PGP... by xrayspx · · Score: 1

      A lot of people are looking at this from the perspective of "what if I'm a bad guy, trying to get away with something". Crypto doesn't indeed help that much, because headers are in the clear, so you have to take other measures like anonymous proxies, whatever. And there are laws in place to force people into handing over their keys.

      But from the perspective of "I'm a regular guy, and don't want someone reading every mail I send", ubiquitous crypto is exactly what we need. Even though someone may take no action on the mail between me and my wife telling her we're having a beer-mergency and to please stop on the way home, there's also a chance that someone might. Global crypto is there to help the regular people who just don't want their privacy invaded. Also, my mail might set off some false-positive Terror Alarm and "they" might watch my mail more closely. Basically, I would say that anything you wouldn't print out and nail to your front door or put in an envelope and send to the police should be encrypted.

      At the moment, it's just too hard to get buy-in from most regular people, including my wife.

    26. Re:PGP... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the other slashdot post about how you can't not give up your encryption keys. Even encryption is close to worthless in the UK now.

    27. Re:PGP... by arevos · · Score: 1

      If suddenly all messages sent are garbled groups of characters, the government will think something's up and may outlaw private encryption

      Over 100 billion pounds worth of revenue generated per year from ecommerce in the UK says they won't.

    28. Re:PGP... by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      If suddenly all messages sent are garbled groups of characters, the government will think something's up and may outlaw private encryption (government encryption is, of course, still okay).

      Make them do that. No more e-commerce for UK.

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    29. Re:PGP... by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, I have read quite a bit about cryptanalysis. David Kahn's "The Code Breakers", Yardley's "American Black Chamber", "The Puzzle Palace", "The Ultra Americans", etc. Breaking into an unknown cipher is non-trivial. All the correspondents need to do is agree on the cipher *outside of their e-mail correspondence* (e.g., if this is Thursday then its ROT13 day). The analysis software has to first attempt to identify the cipher being used and then attempt to recover the key. The idea is that even ROT13 means the analysis software has to do some fairly hefty computing until the cipher is identified.

      Having seen what kind of computing resources it takes to just analyze and classify all plain text network traffic at a moderate sized business (10,000 to 20,000 employees), I can tell you that just monitoring millions of people will take a huge amount of computing power. If the watchers are interested in only specific traffic, the task becomes feasible. If their goal is to monitor all traffic, the cost of computation means they'll need a huge amount of computing power. Throw in a little obfuscation and the task becomes incredibly difficult. Effectively, the sea of data collected puts the watchers back precisely where they are now: they can focus on just a small subset of the traffic.

      Cheers,
      Dave

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    30. Re:PGP... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can't tell the difference between user sending an email to osama@binladen.com or to president@whitehouse.gov.

      Who cares, they are both terrorists.

      (9/11 and the Katrina New Orleans leeve failures)

    31. Re:PGP... by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      The UK has laws that if they require your keys to read your mail, you either give up the keys, or go to jail.

      Once they make you give up your keys, you know that it has happened. It's not like they just passively read your brain while you're asleep.

      Compare that to the situation with plaintext mail. PGP is a massive improvement.

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    32. Re:PGP... by dwye · · Score: 1

      > When they demand your keys simply, and legally, show them that it is random data.

      Better, encrypt your random data with your strongest keys (which you will be "losing" anyways, from using them to encrypt anything), and send it in MBs. Eventually, British Telecom (which I understand is the only real provider, with every other "provider" just renting lines and bandwidth at wholesale rates) will collapse under the strain, if the mail buffers don't fill up, first.

      Also, this will make it a useful feature to have multiple private keys, that can be changed automatically, and so also with your correspondents' public keys. If everyone is playing Fizbin (sp?) with their keys, the government will go crazy trying to manage everything.

      This assumes, of course, that they are interested in the contents, rather than just doing traffic analysis.

    33. Re:PGP... by arkhan_jg · · Score: 1

      the government will think something's up and may outlaw private encryption

      Not quite that far, but they did make it illegal to fail to handover encryption keys on demand. Fail to do so, and it's 2 years in prison, or 5 years if you're suspected of being a pedophile. No evidence required that anything is in the encrypted files, or even that doing so would breach your right to not self-incriminate. Hell, they only need a reasonable suspicion that you even have the keys in the first place.

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    34. Re:PGP... by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

      "But they are not going to be reading everyone's emails everyday. That doesn't make the system any more acceptable but it will show that they are not going anywhere near the 'microphone in very home, restaurant etc' claim that someone posted earlier."

      Why not? They can simply record the data going into the microphone to be examined later. What would the difference be between "merely" storing every email sent and "merely" recording every conversation? Just the size of the DB really.

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    35. Re:PGP... by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 1

      Improvement does _not_ equal safe.

    36. Re:PGP... by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 1

      That is, until the very use of encryption is grounds for suspicion. The UK has been on this downward slope for some time now and as such, there is no reason to think that it'll end.

    37. Re:PGP... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can studying dinosaurs help with encryption?

    38. Re:PGP... by janrinok · · Score: 1

      Why not? They can simply record the data going into the microphone to be examined later. What would the difference be between "merely" storing every email sent and "merely" recording every conversation?

      Because an email already contains information to identify the sender - or 'speaker' - of the information. There is little to no administrative overhead to managing the data. With a microphone, someone will have to associate the stream of sound at a specific time and place with an individual, and then annotate that item of speech data with metadata to enable it to be found during later searches. This requires impossibly huge amounts of manpower for an all-encompassing surveillance system. You might be able to do it for a small number of individuals if you follow them around and know which microphone to use at any given instance, but it will be impossible for a larger system to know which voices each microphone is currently recording. How the hell would the staff of a pizza restaurant know who is sitting at each table by name? Even if you were stupid enough to use a credit card to pay - which would give them some personally identifying information - it does nothing to help identify the person that you were talking to.

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    39. Re:PGP... by IBBoard · · Score: 1

      But you can't be suspicious of everyone - it's technically infeasible. Encryption may become grounds for suspicion, but the fact of the matter is that encryption (even if they have keys) adds an additional overhead to their eavesdropping that makes it slower and less useful for them, if not impossible.

    40. Re:PGP... by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 1

      Yes, you can be suspicious of everyone. In fact, all they would have to do is something like what was used in East Germany (when there was one). Neighbours spying on neighbours. There are many other ways to get around any other technical restrictions as well. Please note that one can also use searching for randomness in a message to indicate that it is encrypted or not (this has been used successfully to find keys in memory btw). This processing could be off loaded onto the local switches and any (potentially) encrypted messages could be sent in for processing.

      You're also assuming that a large percentage of people are going to be using encryption. As history has shown, this is an exceedingly naive assumption. People just don't do it, because it adds (an annoying) overhead for them and they haven't seen any detriment for not using it. So, the increase in technical requirements would be insignificantly higher.

      So, practically speaking, it most certainly is technically feasible to do this. Also, because the bulk of this process can be automated (everything except getting the keys), the "slower and less useful" argument falls to pieces. And this makes that "impossible" comment rather a joke.

    41. Re:PGP... by IBBoard · · Score: 1

      Okay, you can be suspicious of everyone - the specific act of just being suspicious has no numerical limit on targets - but the following step of tracking everyone and reading their emails when you're suspicious about them because of encryption can become infeasible.

      Neighbours spying on neighbours wouldn't work anywhere near as well in computing, since your physical neighbours won't see your net activity and your net neighbours aren't necessarily going to be on your continent, never mind your country.

      In terms of "slower and less useful", I meant if a sufficiently large proportion of people start using some form of encryption (either PGP or even SSL to their host's mail servers) then the content either can't be identified (SSL) or would take an infeasibly long time to brute-force the encryption on (PGP). That last part is most certainly best automated (I wouldn't want to break PGP by hand) and is definitely slower than reading plain-text emails, so it is slower and less useful to catch large numbers of encrypted emails.

    42. Re:PGP... by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 1

      Your fallacy is that of a widespread use of encryption. You're letting your idealism get in the way of seeing the practical nature of the problem. I said it in my last post and you're ignoring it here... again.

      For that matter, people's behaviour is not limited to there on-line behaviour i.e. if they are doing something suspicious on-line, there will be indications of that IRL. I'll also mention that the ability for your "net neighbours" to track you is moot to this discussion. Please try to keep red herrings to a minimum.

      Also, even if HTTPS met widespread use (which it most certainly isn't and arguably won't) a torrent of data, profiling, etc can still be obtained *because people still know who's contacting who.* I'll also note that merely knowing the timing of what is typed gives away what is being typed to an exceedingly high accuracy (this was mentioned on /. a while back). So, SSH isn't safe.

      When it comes to PGP, you're ignoring the fact that the UK (which is where we're talking about) has laws to obtain the keys. So, all that would have to be done is to store the emails when encryption is detected and have someone sent to obtain the keys. That is, until keys need to be registered in a national DB. Then that person will probably be arrested for not using approved keys.

      As a last note, SSL and the tech that uses it, does NOT protect the data once it has arrived. So, even though the transmission might have been secure, the host wouldn't be. It is vulnerable to search and seizure. It is vulnerable to politics i.e. the UK could ask the US/Canada/etc for the data and present "evidence" to get it.

      You're living in a dream world where encryption is a cure-all. Even Schneier would tell you that.

  6. Time for a new protocol by chiasmus1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Assuming email messages in the UK are actually sent using clients and servers in the UK, it seems that this would be a great time to start working on getting a newer fixed up protocol ready to completely replace the easy to snoop on SMTP.

    1. Re:Time for a new protocol by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'd quote from the spam form, but really, look up PGP. It works, and it works just fine over SMTP.

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    2. Re:Time for a new protocol by erikina · · Score: 3, Informative

      Apparently they're only logging origin and recipient. So PGP isn't going to help you. In response to the GP: http://freenetproject.org/freemail.html

    3. Re:Time for a new protocol by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Apparently they're only logging origin and recipient. So PGP isn't going to help you.

      They claim that's all they're logging. Even if that were the case, it sets a dangerous precedent.

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    4. Re:Time for a new protocol by erikina · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Indeed. PGP isn't a bad idea (it's a great idea), it just isn't a solution to the problem (unless as you said, they start trying to read the content of messages).

    5. Re:Time for a new protocol by mcelrath · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Origin and recipient? So they can tell the 98% of the email that arrives at my inbox that is spam, where the origin and recipient are forged, without looking at the body!?!? Please, share that tech with us, oh great and mighty Police State Overlords.

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    6. Re:Time for a new protocol by erikina · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Is 98% of the email you send also spam?

    7. Re:Time for a new protocol by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 1
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    8. Re:Time for a new protocol by 7andrew · · Score: 1

      Anonymous remailers, then.

    9. Re:Time for a new protocol by gb7djk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem is, of course, that UK Gov seems to think that everyone uses an ISP's mail server. And it is true that many (most) ordinary netizens do. However, many companies run their own smtp servers and configuring an encrypted SMTP server is very easy (exim is a wonderful thing) - I have done it for years. One of the features of this is that the actual smtp conversation is encrypted - the senders and recipients are not visible. Given that my MXs are not any ISP, how is GCHQ going to monitor my email senders/recipients - even with fancy deep packet inspection?

    10. Re:Time for a new protocol by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I just wrote to my MP explaining (in simple words) how email sent from me to my mother works. I have a colocated server outside the UK which handles my mail, and my mother also has a mail account on this machine. We both use SMTPS and POP3S / IMAPS to communicate with it. If you were doing traffic inspection on all network links in the UK, you could tell that we both sent and received emails, but you couldn't tell who we were corresponding with. For around £10/month, I can completely bypass this law, and I don't think we have to worry much about terrorists who can't afford £10/month.

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    11. Re:Time for a new protocol by thisissilly · · Score: 1

      Sometimes, though I'm not really the one who sends it. You've never had a virus or spammer forge your address as the sender?

    12. Re:Time for a new protocol by sorak · · Score: 1

      Origin and recipient? So they can tell the 98% of the email that arrives at my inbox that is spam, where the origin and recipient are forged, without looking at the body!?!? Please, share that tech with us, oh great and mighty Police State Overlords.

      So, all they really know about you is that 98% of your email comes from China...Good bye!

    13. Re:Time for a new protocol by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      You're confused. You still think this law is about terrorists.

  7. Police state bullshit. by moniker127 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How about this. Lets start a movement for false positives. If you know someone from the UK, email them saying "Hey, dude, dont forget to plant that bomb at the government building on 231 baker st. Oh yeah, and remeber the time we agreed on. 11:15 on tuesday the 21st. " Police state or no police state, they cant arrest us for doing nothing, espically people outside of the UK sending emails to the UK.

    1. Re:Police state bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      yes they can. theyve locked up the liquid bombers for exactly that sort of thing. conspiring to commit murder.

    2. Re:Police state bullshit. by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's dumb as a box of hair. Better to say:

      Hey, dude. You looked the BOMB when I saw you at the STATION. Hope you look the BOMB when I see you at 11:17am at King Cross. Don't forget to bring your BOMB the Bass CD. Then OSAMA will pick us up and GUN the engine of his car and take us through LONDON as we BOMB along the M25.

      I'm more concerned about how large the scope of this will be. Once again the here and now is bad enough, but what about in the future?

    3. Re:Police state bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, your not the first to think of this. Don't you know all the spammers are really terrorists. They have created the biggest hindrance to email monitoring possible. Vast quantities of mail that are basically indecipherable are clogging the system. All they have to do is toss in some catch phrases that trigger the filters to 1 in 100000 spam messages and the monitors won't have a chance at detecting them.

    4. Re:Police state bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not doing nothing. That's evidence of conspiring to do something, and conspiring to commit an illegal act is itself (usually) illegal.

    5. Re:Police state bullshit. by e9th · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you're still posting a week from now, it will be informative. If you're never heard from again, it'll be insightful.

    6. Re:Police state bullshit. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1, Funny

      hmm

      bomb labor bomb labor bomb labor nsa bomb labor cigarettes bomb pentagon september 11th world trade center bomb labor bunny bomb bunny bomb bunny bomb bunny bomb haircut.

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    7. Re:Police state bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about this. Lets start a movement for false positives. If you know someone from the UK, email them saying "Hey, dude, dont forget to plant that bomb at the government building on 231 baker st. Oh yeah, and remeber the time we agreed on. 11:15 on tuesday the 21st. " Police state or no police state, they cant arrest us for doing nothing, espically people outside of the UK sending emails to the UK.

      IAMNAL but do you really want to test International Treaties and Knowledge Transfer Agreements (database sharing) with such bait? Are you so sure you are untouchable? People do get extradited for looking in NASA databases... (not sure-didn't they?)

    8. Re:Police state bullshit. by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 1

      Since I'm not even IN England:) Though I have a friend who is. I think I need to write him an email... *evil grin*

    9. Re:Police state bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Parent is inaccurate: you can't bomb along the M25 (unless 15mph counts as bombing)

    10. Re:Police state bullshit. by jecowa · · Score: 1

      should we send the emails using all-caps on the "trigger words" or should they be left in normal case?

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    11. Re:Police state bullshit. by kraut · · Score: 1

      Baker street doesn't have any government buildings. It does, however, have the (admittedly fictional) residence of Mr. Sherlock Holmes (now a museum of sorts).

      And you don't want to mess with Mr Holmes.

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    12. Re:Police state bullshit. by mormop · · Score: 1

      Sadly, such a blatant attempt to have the Police running around could be construed as wasting Police time which is a an offence in its own right.

      Far better would be to set up a website where people can register an e-mail address or mobile number that others on the site are free to call or send messages to. You can run this under the guise of make new friends by calling a stranger. The fact that you're on the site suggests you have something in common with the others, i.e. you're interested in freedom or alternatively you can just pick up a ã10 pay as you go mobile and leave it switched off so it receives messages.

      Enough people sending to and calling others should create a level of fog that would render the whole system ineffective. The content of the e-mails doesn't matter anyway as it's only source and destination that'll be logged.

      As usual, the Governement are preparing to spend shed loads of the tax on a flawed concept. Or simpler than all this is don't vote Labour at the next election. Last time they took a kicking and pretended to be humbled by the experience. Don't fall for it again.

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    13. Re:Police state bullshit. by Firefalcon · · Score: 1

      "bunny"?

    14. Re:Police state bullshit. by 6Yankee · · Score: 1

      And in your sig,

      "Cute single girls at GCHQ - you know where to find me."

    15. Re:Police state bullshit. by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      "haircut"?

    16. Re:Police state bullshit. by Stervyatnik · · Score: 1
      Here's what I would do if I were a Brit:
      • Immediately boost my email "production" by at least 500 percent. In fact, I would write a program to automatically send 400-500 emails per day, made up of random literary quotes, encrypted.
      • I would try to send emails similar to the "broadcasts" we see in all the D-Day war movies, where the British Guy is reading random sentences over the airwaves, which are intended as code words for Resistance groups to key on. These would be unencrypted. "Kenneth journeys to Heathrow to buy a dozen eggs. The cow on the left is a bull. The clouds are certainly high today."
      • I would establish a network of "bot accounts" that would email back and forth, with nefarious sounding snippets. Bot A would email something like, "See you at Rendesvous XYZ at 17:45." Bot B would accept the email, then respond something like, "Good, I will make sure to have seven 'packages' for delivery by then." But the "network" would have hundreds of nodes, each communicating in this "nefarious" manner. Nothing would happen, of course, but it would keep the cyber-sleuths plenty busy.
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    17. Re:Police state bullshit. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      In my head, John McCain sang that post.

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    18. Re:Police state bullshit. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Okay... slashdot has forced this horrible new formatting on me. In firefox, the text entry window is about 2" wide and a mile high.

      GRRRR. Went to preferences and no way to change it. Buttons move around when I click them too. Can't believe it looks so horrible in V3.0.3 of Firefox.

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      Haircut bomb bunny bomb... Making a relation between bomb, haircut, and bunny which will generate more false positives.

      Clearly real emails should include random words obviously ignorable to humans but that will be swept up with matching engines.

      God, the entire world is going to orwellian fascism-- can't believe what is coming out of the uk today... losing right to protection against self incrimination... because its on the computer.

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    19. Re:Police state bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i intend to bomb the internet. am i on the list now?

    20. Re:Police state bullshit. by skeeto · · Score: 1

      This was devised long ago as something called spook words. In fact emacs has a spook function specifically for this purpose. Tag them on the end of your e-mail or IM or whatever. If enough people do this then they break the filters, kind of like spammers with Bayesian poisoning.

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    21. Re:Police state bullshit. by againjj · · Score: 1

      Right now it is 50/50 interesting/insightful. Now all we need to do is make an observation next week....

    22. Re:Police state bullshit. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I know someone who got mad and yelled at a mass-transit-dept. phone drone, and as a result got hauled into court for "making terrorist threats". For losing his temper against the obstinacy of a bureaucrat. Anyone here who hasn't ever done that?? No? Congrats, we're all "terrorists".

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  8. This article is misleading by belmolis · · Score: 5, Informative

    In a carnivore-on-steroids programme, as all vestiges of communication privacy are stripped away,

    This is quite misleading. According to the linked article, the program will only log traffic information, not message content. This may not be good, but it is a far cry from stripping away "all vestiges of communication privacy", and it means that it is not comparable to Carnivore, which actually would log message content.

    1. Re:This article is misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I very much doubt the house of lords, which has been a voice of sanity in the post 9/11 madness, would sit quietly and let something THAT bad go unmolested.

    2. Re:This article is misleading by deathtopaulw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Whether they read every word or not is irrelevant. The fact that they consistently encroach further upon the privacy of their own people is the real point to get from this. There have been no signs of letting up, and true spying is now only a few steps away.

    3. Re:This article is misleading by Rod+Beauvex · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe I'm just an ignorant American, but you got elected officials, chosen by the working classes, against the population in general, and the House of Lords, who are 'appointed' working for the general population? How does this work? :D

    4. Re:This article is misleading by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      This is quite misleading. According to the linked article, the program will only log traffic information, not message content. This may not be good, but it is a far cry from stripping away "all vestiges of communication privacy", and it means that it is not comparable to Carnivore, which actually would log message content.

      It's not comparable to Carnivore? It's the first step toward it, you dope!

    5. Re:This article is misleading by plasmacutter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe I'm just an ignorant American, but you got elected officials, chosen by the working classes, against the population in general, and the House of Lords, who are 'appointed' working for the general population? How does this work? :D

      I think it's a rather ominous demonstration of how beholden our political systems (on both sides of the pond) have become to media manipulation.

      We all know how much media loves the internet.

      The rest of it, for all the conspiracy theories, probably goes back to ratings.

      The more apprehension you create, the more likely they are to turn to your channel the next day, and the next, and the next.

      They get their ratings through BOTH edges of the sword too.
      They get the statists who think mama government will save them from the big bad terrorists.
      They get the sane people who feel compelled to at least know what is going on, and turn on the news out of dread of what their own government will do next.

      Welcome to "wag the dog"

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    6. Re:This article is misleading by msclrhd · · Score: 1

      Gordon Brown (the currently the Prime Minister) was not elected, although the Labour Party was (via Tony Blair). He took over from Tony Blair (who was elected by the people) who stepped down from leadership.

    7. Re:This article is misleading by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I suspect cultural accretion. In broad terms(and with numerous exceptions, I know) institutions of an aristocratic or nonrepresentative character are very often markedly conservative, in the "small c" sense of "resistant to and/or skeptical of large, sudden, or otherwise dramatic political or cultural changes". On the minus side, this is why it is occasionally necessary for the proles to rise up and kill them all. On the plus side, such institutions can be very useful when the latest media-savvy conman shows up.

      It can also be the case that, for cultural, demographic, or in some cases merely contingent, reasons, some institutions have much stronger and more stable institutional cultures than others. The role of the army in Turkish government is an interesting example. I would suspect that the Lords have some of that going as well. I suspect that undergoing a sleazy, poll-driven, media circus every so often in order to keep your position tends to dent your sense of tradition pretty sharply.

      The US Senate is arguably supposed to have some of these characteristics(hence 6 year terms, rather than 2 years, as in the house); but the effect appears to have been limited. The judiciary is probably the closest thing to this phenomenon in American governance. It is hardly perfect; but it has some of the same (relative) resistance to popular hysteria, persecution fads, and "OMGNOVELCRISISOFASORTNEVERBEFORESEEN" style claims.

    8. Re:This article is misleading by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 1

      We have a panel of nine judges appointed by the President. I don't think it's such a crazy idea to have a branch of the government freed somewhat from political pressure.

    9. Re:This article is misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to the linked article

      You must be new here.

    10. Re:This article is misleading by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Of course he was elected.

      He's the MP for Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath, just like Blair was the MP for Sedgefield.

    11. Re:This article is misleading by msclrhd · · Score: 1

      But he was not elected PM.

    12. Re:This article is misleading by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      He was elected leader of the labour party in 2007. Sure it was uncontested since no one else got enough nominations.

      Do you have any clue at all as to how the Parliament works in the UK? Please explain to me what "elected PM" means so I can have a good laugh before bed.

    13. Re:This article is misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So its alright for them to track your messages? What right do they have? Its just a small step from there to reading them.

    14. Re:This article is misleading by miketheanimal · · Score: 1

      I'm a Brit and I reckon I understand how our system works (or doesn't). msclrhd is quite correct, since in the British system, the Prime Minister is *not* elected by the general electorate; he was only elected to be an MP. I suspect that there is actually no actual requirement for the Prime Minster and the Leader of the governing party to be one and the same person.

    15. Re:This article is misleading by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      According to the linked article, the program will only log traffic information, not message content.

      If you believe that, you'll believe anything.

      Hey, have you heard about the failure of this year's Vegemite harvest down here in Australia? We had a plague of drop-bears, they scoffed the lot...

    16. Re:This article is misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you believe that, you'll believe anything.

      Not logical captain. If they were just going to log everything anyway (as opposed to just the traffic info) they might as well just do it. Introducing a bill to allow them to do part but not all of what they want just draws attention to the things they're *not* allowed to do and makes their illegallity more clear-cut.

    17. Re:This article is misleading by xaxa · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The lower chamber (House of Commons) has MPs (members of Parliament) each directly elected by about 70000 people. There are 650-ish MPs in total.
      Many MPs are members of the Labour party (they have the majority in the House of Commens, 349) or the Conservative party (next biggest, 193), but there are also Liberal Democrats (63) and others (~40). They can propose new laws. If they vote to pass a law, it goes to the House of Lords.

      The House of Lords is about 750 people. 26 of them are Bishops of the Church of England -- because officially we're still religous here. They speak, but they don't vote -- personally, I'd like to see them removed, but as long as they don't vote no one seems to care enough to do anything about it.
      There are then some Law Lords, but they're being removed because of a reform next year (they are the judges of the highest court in the UK).
      The other lords are nominated/suggested and serve a life term. Generally, they're people with "a record of significant achievement within their chosen way of life". In theory, because they don't need to worry about being elected they can act as a check on the House of Commons -- and they generally do. Most of the stories on Slashdot -- this one included -- seem to pass the House of Commons but the House of Lords tell them to fuck off. The 42-day detention thing was rejected by the Lords earlier this week.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reform_of_the_House_of_Lords#Appointment

    18. Re:This article is misleading by tonyAG · · Score: 1

      They may start with only logging traffic information, but I'm reasonably certain it won't stop there. Once you set the precedent it is easier to say "Now we want the content as well".

    19. Re:This article is misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the house of lords are career politicians who since they do not have to be elected can go against the political parties and can say unpopular things without risk of loosing their position

      This hopefully adds some common sense to the idiots in house of commons.

      All law goes

      commons >lords >commons >queen

      with the queen doing the veto if needed
      the house of lords can reject a bill then it goes back to the commons who make changes and send it again. if its rejected 3 times commons can overrule the lords and it goes for the queens signiture.

      the queen has the power to reject a law but has never used it.

    20. Re:This article is misleading by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Which is exactly what he wasn't arguing.

      He's claiming Tony Blair was elected PM, but Gordon Brown wasn't.

      Both were elected MPs. Both were elected leader of the Labour Party. Neither was elected PM, because the PM is appointed by the Queen (and there would be a riot if she didn't appoint the leader of the majority party of the House of Commons).

    21. Re:This article is misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anonymous Remailers and Nym Servers would take care of that problem anyway. I predict we'll see more UK residents using them now.

    22. Re:This article is misleading by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "Neither was elected PM, because the PM is appointed by the Queen (and there would be a riot if she didn't appoint the leader of the majority party of the House of Commons)."

      Maybe a "riot" is what you need - I know the US needs something different from what we are doing now. I think if the Queen said "Fuck you, I'm not doing it!" there'd be major change in England's political system, simply from all the older MP's dropping dead over her use of such profanity.

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    23. Re:This article is misleading by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "The US Senate is arguably supposed to have some of these characteristics(hence 6 year terms, rather than 2 years, as in the house); but the effect appears to have been limited."

      We did it to ourselves with the 17th Amendment. Senators were originally appointed/elected by the individual States, to represent the interests of the state as a whole to the Federal Government. That's why there are 2 senators per state - states are all equal in their dealings with the Feds (or were supposed to be).

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    24. Re:This article is misleading by dwye · · Score: 1

      > I think if the Queen said "Fuck you, I'm not doing it!"

      Unfortunately for such an idea, she is not legally entitled to do that if presented with a death warrant for herself or members of her immediate family, let alone an act that might have been necessary due to a civil war, or something similar. Of course, there is no current civil war, but authorizing total monitoring is something that could have been done during the US Civil War.

      The Monarch (as holder of the office, that is) is really the burning head of the Great And Terrible Oz, with the PM of whichever party being the "man behind the curtain" at which the Dorothies are not supposed to look.

    25. Re:This article is misleading by hellop2 · · Score: 1

      That's your argument? Huge spy program is ok because it promises not to sneak a peak?

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  9. And the rest... by GrpA · · Score: 1

      And Instant Messengers... And the web-based Email clients... And encrypted mail... And..

      Hang on, they'll need to take record the ENTIRE Internet!

      Seems to me now's a good time to buy shares in Seagate and Western Digital.

      GrpA.

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    1. Re:And the rest... by moniker127 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It does not matter if they're unable to do it effectivly now. The thing is, they are trying to. That is why this whole thing smells of bull shit. What the flying fuck happened to civil rights? More and more we see governments walk all over them with no explaination whatsoever. This is unacceptable. We not only need to bill burned, we need to see someone fired for drafting it.

    2. Re:And the rest... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      we need to see someone on fire for drafting it.

      Fixed that for you.

    3. Re:And the rest... by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      this is where democracy as we know it fails. The lobbiest system means that people with agendas can keep hammering the same pre-written laws year after year, tweaking them a little more each time. That's how the USA PATRIOT act got thru after 4 years of being laughed out of Congress, one day everybody found it really interesting. Our notion of "free speech" for some reason applies to unconstitutional laws without any means of stopping them.

  10. Where will them oney come from? by bestiarosa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wonder whether the UK govt will have the money to implement such a grand plan after the Zillion Quids Great Gift to the banks.

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    1. Re:Where will them oney come from? by ogl_codemonkey · · Score: 1

      Too lazy - links or it didn't happen.

    2. Re:Where will them oney come from? by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      Surely, there is some left over...

      No there isn't, and don't call me Shirley.

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    3. Re:Where will them oney come from? by g-san · · Score: 1

      Not even toppins for birds?!?!

    4. Re:Where will them oney come from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy. They go to the Bank of England, enter the amount of new money they like to generate into the computer and there you go. This is possible since the actual value of the money is only influenced by the amount being in circulation rather than some corresponding countervalue like gold. The taxpayers are then left with the inflation this process just boosted and since their wages are only adapted to that inflation years after the prices have, they pay it off as a hidden tax.

  11. Forcible decryption by adoarns · · Score: 5, Informative

    Made worse by UK statute giving the police the authority to order the disclosure of encryption keys or the decryption of encrypted data.

    Yay fifth amendment and subsequent interpretations equating disclosing cipher keys with self-incrimination!

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    1. Re:Forcible decryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Learn about steganography if you're really concerned about being forced to decrypt a message.

      crypto-anarchists can always work around the pernicious protocols of platituding politicians.

    2. Re:Forcible decryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no "fifth amendment" in the UK. Quit watching Law & Order, chav.

    3. Re:Forcible decryption by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      This leads to some interesting possibilities. Years ago I wrote a little RSA program to see if I understood it correctly. As I didn't want to muck about with writing my own arbitrary-precision arithmetic routines, I used very short keys: two bytes in became three out in encryption and the reverse, of course. Not exactly secure, I'll grant, but it was just a toy for personal use. Now, let's say that I re-wrote the program that generated keys so that it generated keys of traditional RSA length with most of it padding, and started using it in email with somebody in the UK. My correspondent could hand over the keys to the authorities if asked, but it wouldn't do any good because they wouldn't know the correct algorithm. If that's not good enough for you, I'm sure there are ways to mis-identify PGP keys as RSA keys or visa-versa without the programs being affected.

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    4. Re:Forcible decryption by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There is no "fifth amendment" in the UK.

      Which happens to be why there is one in the US.

    5. Re:Forcible decryption by scott_karana · · Score: 1

      Just make sure you don't write down the cipher key; you might be required to yield the note in court.

    6. Re:Forcible decryption by QuoteMstr · · Score: 1

      The fifth amendment expresses (but does not grant!) a natural right of people. The citizens of Britain have the same right regardless of whether the government recognizes it.

    7. Re:Forcible decryption by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1

      My correspondent could hand over the keys to the authorities if asked, but it wouldn't do any good because they wouldn't know the correct algorithm.

      They'll figure it out, find the code on your computer or read you /. posts.

    8. Re:Forcible decryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What 5th amendment? UK .ne. US.

    9. Re:Forcible decryption by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      Let's say I have five different encryption programs, some of which have names that don't look like they're crypto. How are they going to know which one to use, or how, if there's no documentation? What if I've been a tad devious in writing the program and it expects to be given the output file, the key file. an authorization code and the input file on the command line, in that order, and will produce random junk unless the authorization code is what it's expecting? AIUI, the law will require you to turn over your key, not tell them how to use it.

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    10. Re:Forcible decryption by zmollusc · · Score: 1

      If you give them keys without instructions, they will simply state that you have given them false keys. Expect charges against you even after they have waterboarded the instructions out of you.

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    11. Re:Forcible decryption by jDeepbeep · · Score: 1

      Made worse by UK statute giving the police the authority to order the disclosure of encryption keys or the decryption of encrypted data.

      Yay fifth amendment and subsequent interpretations equating disclosing cipher keys with self-incrimination!

      See also this /. article

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    12. Re:Forcible decryption by Grizzled+Old+Scout · · Score: 1

      It is true that there is no Fifth Amendment-type legal protection in the UK (well, that's what I've heard; I'm a USA citizen and know of British law only what I read and am told), BUT THAT IS AN IRRELEVANT POINT.

      Rights are not granted by the government. Rights are inherent. Having the ability to *exercise* those rights often requires struggle and vigilance and often blood, but people all over the world have the right to question those who wish to rule them and the right to conduct their business in private.

      The UK is proposing to infringe on its citizens' human rights. This is wrong. Period.

    13. Re:Forcible decryption by Raynor · · Score: 1

      "I forgot it."

      I've honestly forgotten the keys to probably a half dozen of my encrypted archives... who is to say I didn't forget this one?

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    14. Re:Forcible decryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guantanamo. Your point?

  12. This makes me proud to be an American. by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    Joe the Plumber is laughing his ass off at you Brits.

    1. Re:This makes me proud to be an American. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because government on America doesn't spy on it's citizen =)

    2. Re:This makes me proud to be an American. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This makes me proud to be an American."

      wow, especially being a US citizen this _really_ makes you sound dumb. oh well, what to expect from people who are intentionally being kept uneducated by their government and believe the world ends at their state's borders.

    3. Re:This makes me proud to be an American. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least the Brits once actually had to live under the constant threat of terrorism, unlike you lot.

    4. Re:This makes me proud to be an American. by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

      Yeah we did. It was called the 1700's and the Brits were the terrorists.

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    5. Re:This makes me proud to be an American. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which makes this all the more laughable.

    6. Re:This makes me proud to be an American. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First left, then along the corridor and it's just past Pre-natal Diagnosis.

    7. Re:This makes me proud to be an American. by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah it does but we did it first.

    8. Re:This makes me proud to be an American. by walshy007 · · Score: 1

      and the boston tea party wasn't an act of terrorism? even some of the founding fathers thought it was morally wrong and should have been paid back.

    9. Re:This makes me proud to be an American. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah we did. It was called the 1700's and the Brits were the terrorists.

      Um, no. Technically George Washington was the terrorist. The Brits were the established government and Washington was the one using hit & run tactics to try to overthrow it. You just weren't taught it that way because Washington won. The winners write the history. But take a second and look at the American Revolution impartially and you might just notice a few things that jingoistic eyes are blind to.

    10. Re:This makes me proud to be an American. by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      how about when there was constant attack by French and Indians... the British offered to help by stationing soldiers in people's houses without compensation rather than let them have guns... The framers knew what real terrorism was and wanted freedom of speech, freedom from search and freedom to defend ourselves in SPITE of.. because of.. what was happening.

    11. Re:This makes me proud to be an American. by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      wow, especially being a US citizen this _really_ makes you sound dumb

      That's what I was going for... but I couldn't have made it sound really dumb without "Joe the Plumber".

    12. Re:This makes me proud to be an American. by Naomiah · · Score: 1

      wow, especially being an Anonymous Coward, this makes you sound really concrete. oh well, what to expect from people who either intentionally or unwittingly are unable to understand sarcasm, and firmly believe that their personal biases apply to the population of an entire country.

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    13. Re:This makes me proud to be an American. by sjf · · Score: 1

      the boston tea party wasn't an act of terrorism?

      Hardly. Civil disobedience certainly. Who was terrorized by this act ? The Indian tribes that the perpetrators tried to impersonate ?

      The notorious first shot at tbe Battle of Lexington is a better candidate for accusations of terrorism.

    14. Re:This makes me proud to be an American. by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Who was terrorized by this act ?

      The people who actually owned the tea?

    15. Re:This makes me proud to be an American. by Hittite+Creosote · · Score: 1
      By modern standards, both sides were terrorists. Look up, for example, the Gnadenhutten massacre some time.

      But despite that, compare it that war to Sherman's march to the sea, Cromwell's campaign in Ireland in the 17th century, the British actions in India during the Indian rebellion in the 1850s, the US actions during the Philippine - American War...

    16. Re:This makes me proud to be an American. by MagdJTK · · Score: 1

      Oh please. You were a colony and a war was fought. Our army didn't go around killing innocent people (like, I don't know, the US in Vietnam?).

      The Real IRA attacks were true terrorism and was funded by the US, so I don't think you can hold the moral high ground.

    17. Re:This makes me proud to be an American. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeah we did. It was called the American Indian Wars and the US forces were the terrorists.

      There. Fixed it for ya.

    18. Re:This makes me proud to be an American. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's only a matter of time. They had a head start.

    19. Re:This makes me proud to be an American. by dwye · · Score: 1

      Who was terrorized by this act ?

      The people who actually owned the tea?

      No, the British East India Company may have had its property stolen, but no one BUT the officers of the ship(s) were available to be terrorized, and they weren't, even by their own reports.

    20. Re:This makes me proud to be an American. by handelaar · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but lots of plumbers in the UK really do earn $250k.

  13. Gotcha! by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you're using snail-mail you must have something to hide!

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    1. Re:Gotcha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you're using snail-mail you must have something to hide!

      True, in all these years they have never guessed I am smuggling Escargot!

    2. Re:Gotcha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one welcome our thought crime preventing overlords.

    3. Re:Gotcha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I have something to hide, I use UPS. Heaven knows where half the stuff sent through them ends up. I'm guessing they just throw it all into that abyss Nietzsche's always going on about.

    4. Re:Gotcha! by SeaFox · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you're using snail-mail you must have something to hide!

      That you can't use a computer?

    5. Re:Gotcha! by savethelecture · · Score: 1

      Oh... and for some reason you guys find this... FUNNY? 5 ? Are you NUTS? It IS the way gvt thinks!

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    6. Re:Gotcha! by Loko+Draucarn · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the position of Guy Who Throws Things Into the Abyss is inherently dangerous, as the abyss also throws things into you.

      Pays pretty well, though, and you get to keep the abyss-thrown things.

  14. Who can view this database? by demiurge11 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If this database were publicly accessible, and could be used by anyone to monitor the communications of anyone (like in David Brin's The Transparent Society) then I might not object to this sort of system. It could just as easily be used by the people to find government corruption as it could be used by the government to prosecute individuals.

    However, if the database could be used only by a few to monitor anyone, then this is clearly incompatible with the concept of a free country.

    1. Re:Who can view this database? by msclrhd · · Score: 1

      Given the past history with personal information being lost in the UK, I hope they encrypt the database so that if it does get lost then it won't be readable.

    2. Re:Who can view this database? by EaglemanBSA · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's all fine until anti-semitists use it to target Jews, or Christians use it to target Muslims, or radical Muslims to target Christians, or for corporations to wage commercial war - I think the point a lot of us are trying to make is that _no one_ should have this kind of power. It's important to have controls like the freedom of information act, but a database this wide covering so many people of normal citizenry is ludicrous.

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    3. Re:Who can view this database? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that's always the problem with government surveillance, isn't it? They've got all these cameras and umptybytes of data stored away, but only they're allowed to look at it...something about that doesn't seem right.

    4. Re:Who can view this database? by BananaPeel · · Score: 1

      The data base is all but publically accessible.

      Local authorities in the UK are almost certain to have access to this information http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7468430.stm.

      This is wide open to abuse. I have no doubt that you would be able to buy this information on the black market the moment the database goes live

    5. Re:Who can view this database? by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Given the recent UK history of data loss, anyone buying a 2nd hand computer might get access to it. Does that count?

    6. Re:Who can view this database? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Given the past history with personal information being lost in the UK, I hope they encrypt the database so that if it does get lost then it won't be readable.

      I was going to say that given recent history with personal information being lost in the UK, the data might be more secure if they published it on a 50-foot-high electronic billboard in the middle of Piccadilly Circus.

    7. Re:Who can view this database? by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      Except the government, of course. I'm sure their communications would be exempt either way. Whether it's their frisky emails to their secretary or details on just how they're planning to screw us next, I'm sure they won't be logged in any way.

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    8. Re:Who can view this database? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The transparent society would not work: it makes the assumption that information is always equal, regardless of the details of the information and regardless of who is looking at that information.

      For example if you're stopped in the street by a policeman, who asks to search you then that gives him power over you. But if you ask to search him, as part of a transparent society, then you do not have the same amount of power as he did.

    9. Re:Who can view this database? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could be subjected to discrimination by your political research, sexual orientation or religional, national and cultural interests. You could be left without a job because of your nasty selection of beer brand.

  15. It's a slippery slope... by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How long before somebody thinks it's "necessary" to see the content as well?

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    1. Re:It's a slippery slope... by belmolis · · Score: 2

      Who knows? If they do, that would be a new program and would be much more objectionable. But that isn't what they are proposing now, fortunately.

    2. Re:It's a slippery slope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't seem slippery to me. Don't they already keep a picture of every envelope mailed? This just brings e-mail to the same level.

    3. Re:It's a slippery slope... by g-san · · Score: 1

      I would point out that I can save them some money by letting them store the to/from and I will store the actual message.

      I would love to know how this got so turned around that calling these types of laws "Orwellian" labels YOU the unpatriotic conspiracy theorist. I would like to see the first Congress of the US spend a day with the current one. The UK has already gone too far. Try hiding from a camera while taking a leak on the way back from the pub...

    4. Re:It's a slippery slope... by andy.ruddock · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But it probably wouldn't be a new programme. It would be an extension to an existing programme and would more easily and quickly pass into law.

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    5. Re:It's a slippery slope... by Fallus+Shempus · · Score: 1
    6. Re:It's a slippery slope... by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      It's not really a slippery slope because all telephone calls a logged in most countries, IIRC, even if they aren't recorded. So say what you like about it, and I think it's a bad thing, but please don't make us all look like idiots.

    7. Re:It's a slippery slope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Time to buy up Seagate / Western Digital and stocks that deals with storage now.
      2. Time to start sending email in absolute large formats like embedded word files with pictures and things.
      3. Remember to start replying to all kinds of SPAM.
      4. ???
      5. Profit!

    8. Re:It's a slippery slope... by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      oh it most certainly is a sliperly slope. It just happens that this is quite some way further down the slope than where we started.
      "ISP's can volentarily log x information"(fine, they can run their buisness however)
      "ISP's must log x information!"(Well most of them were already doing this, only the negligent ones weren't doing it!)
      "ISP's log it anyway so it's no big deal if we centralise it"(well the only real difference is that they don't need a warrent any more...)
      *Jackboots kicking down the door*(Well Fuck....)

    9. Re:It's a slippery slope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you think USA doesn't see UK email content already? Menwith Hill etc...

    10. Re:It's a slippery slope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a UK government project.
      Therefore it wont work and the data will be sold on ebay within 2 weeks.

      If it does work it will be 3 years late and set up so inefficiently if will make even a vb programmer cringe.

      They will want to see content but they will never get round to it or set it up. And in the US the FBI already have/had such a set up.

    11. Re:It's a slippery slope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't a slippery slope. Slippery slopes are things you come into by accident. What we are looking at is a carefully planned expansion of government, designed to benefit the power elite who sit at the top of the power pyramid. Make no mistake, they know exactly what they are doing.

    12. Re:It's a slippery slope... by Raynor · · Score: 1

      The slippery slope is a logical fallacy. Besides, root is reading your e-mails anyway... why not let the government in on it?

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    13. Re:It's a slippery slope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can only assume that the pub is exactly where you've just been since that post made almost no sense at all

  16. Revolution? by theNetImp · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would have thought that the British would have learned not to piss off their citizens in the late 1700s. ;-)

    1. Re:Revolution? by ubercam · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I hope you're not thinking of the French Revolution which began in 1789. It all started with the storming of the Bastille, and featured the arrests of both King Louis XVI and Queen Marie Antoinette. They were subsequently beheaded in 1793 and the Revolution ended with Napoleon Bonaparte seizing power and calling himself Emperor. And we all know how that turned out...

      What I think you meant to get at was Charles I of England who was executed a little earlier in 1649. He got to that point by sufficiently pissing off Parliament by imposing taxes without their consent, among other things, such as being at war against them (Royalists vs New Model Army. This of course led to the Interregnum period (aka the republican experiment) under Oliver Cromwell. In the end, Charles' exiled son, Charles II, came back from exile and resumed the throne.

      Thus concludes my brief and not so detailed lesson on 17th century British & 18th century French history.

    2. Re:Revolution? by ubercam · · Score: 1

      Wow I guess I didn't think to look south. Americans were their citizens and the Brits lost the war of independence. Doh! Now I feel dumb, but it is rather late.

      I guess if the current British population did anything, it would turn out much like V for Vendetta; most people aren't willing, or they're too scared, or too lazy, or even too convinced that it's all there for their protection to do anything about it. They need a LOT of change for the worse, and someone to show them the light to bring out the rebel in each of them. Or maybe it would turn out like Children of Men, or 28 Days Later, or even Shaun of the Dead! As long as it's not like the "greater good" in Hot Fuzz, but you know that's just what might start happening...

    3. Re:Revolution? by Max+Littlemore · · Score: 1

      Nah. They learned some lessons and had perfected a few things by the late 1800s.

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    4. Re:Revolution? by Cathoderoytube · · Score: 2

      You wouldn't be able to have a revolution in Britain. Somebody might get offended then the whole thing would be sued for violating somebody else's 'human rights', then that'd be the end of it.

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    5. Re:Revolution? by Skrynesaver · · Score: 1

      On a niggly point of information.

      Britain doesn't have citizens, the people of "The United Kingdom of great Britain and Northern Ireland" are actually subjects of the Queen.

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    6. Re:Revolution? by againjj · · Score: 1

      My guess is he was referring to the American Revolution.

    7. Re:Revolution? by ubercam · · Score: 1

      Yeah I realized that about 5 minutes after I posted that... I only thought of people living in Britain as British citizens, but as it turns out, Americans at the time were as well.

      But still, my point about beheading the King still stands as valid. When you piss off your subjects/constituents/citizens enough, they can and will kick down your door and kill/arrest/exile you for it, as history has clearly shown us in many cases.

    8. Re:Revolution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I want to know is did they eat Ham and Jam and Spam alot?

  17. Um, by Warll · · Score: 1

    Does none realize that there is no way earth for them to read even a fifth of all email? The key word to remember is spam, spam, spam, spam, sure they could use some form of filtering, but we all know how effective that would be. I'd take five minutes for the "bad guys" to disguise their "bad guy" emails as spam, just like the other 90 percent of email traffic. .

    1. Re:Um, by corsec67 · · Score: 1

      Hmm, lets start a campaign to email the contents /dev/random to political people in the UK.

      "Here, you want some bits to sniff?"

      Even better if they have to keep a copy.

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    2. Re:Um, by Xiroth · · Score: 1

      A good point, and one which significantly increases the likelihood that this isn't actually to do a catch-all monitoring of the public, but rather to allow them to monitor communications between specific people without needing a warrent. Like suspected home-grown terrorists, perhaps. Or members of the opposition party.

  18. Movie quote. by B5_geek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "People should not be afraid of their government, instead a government should be afraid of its people."

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    1. Re:Movie quote. by Wog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Too bad that in the UK, the authorities and the criminals (but I repeat myself) are the only ones with guns.

      Not much to be afraid of when you can just shoot the dissenters.

    2. Re:Movie quote. by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Too bad that in the UK, the authorities and the criminals (but I repeat myself) are the only ones with guns.

      Not much to be afraid of when you can just shoot the dissenters.

      And that is why any politician who wants to take away my 2nd Amendment rights will never get my vote, or, in the event that they do win, my guns. Better a criminal than a subject.

    3. Re:Movie quote. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Why do you think they love surveillance and control toys so much?

      Fun quote, but the trouble is that it has two very different interpretations. The optimists think "Yeah, the state should fear us and stop fucking with us." The bureaucrats think "The rabble terrify me, better tap more phones and buy more tasers."

    4. Re:Movie quote. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you vote for Obama, like most everybody else here? He's a gun-grabber from way back. Oh, he says that the 2nd Amendment gives individuals the right to bear arms, but have you ever heard him say he supports that right? No.

      And on the subject of spying, remember Carnivore was started under Clinton. From Wiki:The software grew from an earlier FBI project called Omnivore. Omnivore began in February 1997, and was then rebranded.

      Electing democrats won't solve the problem. Buy your ammo while you still can.

    5. Re:Movie quote. by Maguscrowley · · Score: 0

      I really hope that you know that that is a paraphrase of James Madison in the federalist papers.

      Here's another relevant quote from him:

      Perhaps it is a universal truth that the loss of liberty at home is to be charged against provisions against danger, real or pretended from abroad.

              - Letter to Thomas Jefferson (1798-05-13); published in Letters and Other Writings of James Madison (1865), Vol. II, p. 141

    6. Re:Movie quote. by Stanislav_J · · Score: 1

      And that is why any politician who wants to take away my 2nd Amendment rights will never get my vote, or, in the event that they do win, my guns. Better a criminal than a subject.

      Took a lot of scrolling to get down to this -- whew, for a minute I was afraid we might be violating the Slashdot "Every thread must contain a 2nd Amendment reference" rule.....

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    7. Re:Movie quote. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the problem. The government, in increasing their power, grow more and more paranoid of the people it governs, and in response further increases surveillance.

      This can only end in bloodshed.

    8. Re:Movie quote. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the people fear the government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.

      -- Thomas Jefferson

      If you think about it, this is one rule of thumb that makes perfect sense.

    9. Re:Movie quote. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "People should not be afraid of their government, instead a government should be afraid of its people."

      Thats part of the problem, the government IS afraid of its people.

    10. Re:Movie quote. by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      Why not? The topic is government overstepping its bounds in in effort to control people and take away rights, so I think that, in light of the fact that there actually are politicians stupid and/or evil enough to want to take away my 2nd Amendment rights, bringing up the 2nd Amendment is rather fitting.

  19. Morales no longer employed by UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Q: Is the UK government and authorities completely without morales?

    A: Lead Programmer Jose Morales left the program recently for a position at Yahoo China. Many pundits claim that without him the implementation of the Communications Data Bill will fail as no one can read his code and his commenting mostly consisted of rambling diatribes against the IMF.

  20. Good Luck w/ that by explosivejared · · Score: 1

    "I want this to be combined with a well-informed debate characterised by openness, rather than mere opinion, by reason and reasonableness," she told the IPPR.

    Good luck with that!

    People already have there mind made up over how they feel about this issue. However, to me this seems like not a big deal. This information is already stored for long period of a time. It's administration is just changing hands from private to public sector. As long they keep the promise to not allow trawling of the database without probable cause or whatever equivalent they have across the pond, I'm not seeing the big deal. The actual context of the e-mail is off-limits still. I definitely see a distinction between something like this and say COINTELPRO or MI-5 tapping your phone and having you under 24 hour surveillance.

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    1. Re:Good Luck w/ that by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 1

      Although you're right that Admins of ISPs, etc do have the logs with this data in it, that data is _not_ centralised. Which is where /real/ problems start to crop up. Especially, when data-mining is getting to the point to be really *really* dangerous. And especially, with there Military (just last week I think) loosing a *tonne* of stuff. So, how much worse do you think that the non-military people will be?

      This sort of thing just doesn't seem responsible no matter which angle you look at it. Not to mention that fact, that this sort of thing has a tendency to suffer from slippery slopes. And at least, I can't think of any program like this, even recently, that didn't slip down the slope. In fact, this program is one of those "down the slope."

  21. Its going to happen sooner or later.... by Neffirithion · · Score: 1

    So I'll get it out of the way now... [INSERT NINETEEN EIGHTY-FOUR REFERENCE HERE] No matter how accurate it may be, it still shocks me that it is *the* go to source for OMGTHEGOVERNMENTRULESUSALLL!!!!! stuff... But it is really scary how accurate it is...

    1. Re:Its going to happen sooner or later.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What?

  22. Look for the key words... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Orwellian down to the doublespeak:

    There are no plans for an enormous database which will contain the content of your emails, the texts that you send or the chats you have on the phone or online.

    Translation: We might build one now, we might build one later. We might already be building one, just without a plan.

    See? No lies, just no plans!

    Nor are we going to give local authorities the power to trawl through such a database in the interest of investigating lower level criminality under the spurious cover of counter terrorist legislation.

    In other words: There's going to be a database, but only available to those sufficiently high up in the government. Not to local authorities. What a relief!

    If you think I'm being too harsh, read again. If there's not going to be such a database, why would she go on to talk about who should have or not have access to such a database?

    Some of the commentary on the speech is at least as disturbing as the speech itself:

    The raw idea of simply handing over all this information to any government, however benign, and sticking it in an electronic warehouse is an awful idea if there are not very strict controls about it.

    How'd you fall this far, Britain?

    So, to translate: It's actually a fine idea, so long as there are sufficiently strict controls. I wonder who gets to decide how strict those controls should be.

    And who controls the controllers, so to speak?

    More of the same:

    The government must present convincing justification for such an exponential increase in the powers of the state.

    Again: A giant database of every email ever sent, from now till forever, in Britain, is alright so long as there's sufficient justification.

    At least someone has the balls to take a stand:

    These proposals are incompatible with a free country and a free people.

    Amen.

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    1. Re:Look for the key words... by djrok212 · · Score: 1

      Maybe there is no PLAN because it's already built.

    2. Re:Look for the key words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So governments can't lie?

      Stuff like this makes me want to stop using the internet and modern technologies.

    3. Re:Look for the key words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hold me!

    4. Re:Look for the key words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How'd you fall this far, Britain?

      This is the first thing I've heard about it. Hooray for ignorance!

    5. Re:Look for the key words... by IBBoard · · Score: 1

      The raw idea of simply handing over all this information to any government, however benign, and sticking it in an electronic warehouse is an awful idea if there are not very strict controls about it.

      How'd you fall this far, Britain?

      We didn't. We have a democracy here, and that's how democracy works:

      1) People put themselves forward in an election with all sorts of promises they'll never keep
      2) People vote for whichever fraud...potential politician fools them best or sounds least like a criminal/idiot
      3) Some of the people from 1) become politicians and forget what they promised
      4) Politicians suggest laws that make them look good or that purport to solve some problem, while ignoring the stupidity of it
      5) Other politicians approve those laws because they can't be seen to be "letting the terrorists win" or not "doing their bit" for the country
      6) Stupid laws/bills like this get passed

      So, our influence stopped a few steps ago. It's the main reason I don't have faith in the political system - elections vote in politicians who proceed to do what they think the populace needs, not what it actually needs (although I guess that can often be better than doing what the populace thinks it needs, as the populace taken as a whole are stupid).

    6. Re:Look for the key words... by Cloud+K · · Score: 1

      How'd you fall this far, Britain?

      Fear.

      Mostly driven by the media (newspapers/tabloids).

      How else are we going to locate and imprison all those paedophiles who are lurking on every street corner and every Bebo profile?

      I'm being sarcastic, but that's how the logic of large numbers - possibly even the majority - of the British public works. Heck you only have to suggest personal privacy and someone is bound to pipe up with "well if you have nothing to hide then you have nothing to worry about? Or do you have something to hide, which means you must be looking at kiddie porn?"

      If you dare to suggest that it's all going too far, you get an angry mob after you accusing you of being a "filthy Daily Mail reader" and such like.

    7. Re:Look for the key words... by aembleton · · Score: 1

      The raw idea of simply handing over all this information to any government, however benign, and sticking it in an electronic warehouse is an awful idea if there are not very strict controls about it.

      That quote that you pasted comes from Lord Carlile who is the 'independent' reviewer of anti-terror laws. I think he was appointed by the government so is effectively a mouth piece and should be ignored.

      These proposals are incompatible with a free country and a free people.

      Amen indeed. Lib Dems are currently the only party that truly believe in our liberty. They might not get to run the government, a lot of Brits like the idea of an over-arching all-powerful government; but they do get to influence policy. Think about that next time you vote.

    8. Re:Look for the key words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How'd you fall this far, Britain?

      Mostly by listening to the yanks.

    9. Re:Look for the key words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These proposals are incompatible with a free country and a free people.

      Is that free-as-in-speech or free-as-in-beer?

    10. Re:Look for the key words... by IMightB · · Score: 1

      You know how are they going to filter out the 98% of all email traffic as spam. most likely it's going to *archive* everything there'd be an enormous amount of noise in the db just as spam. If they filter out spam, the terrorists just need to disguise their email traffic to looks like a spam message.

  23. You have suggested... by nacturation · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your post advocates a

    (*) technical (*) legislative ( ) market-based ( ) vigilante

    approach to fighting terrorism. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from dictatorship to dictatorship before a bad federal law was passed.)

    (*) Terrorists can easily encrypt their email
    ( ) Other legitimate email users would be affected
    ( ) It will stop terrorists for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
    ( ) Users of email will not put up with it

    [...] anybody feeling ambitious? :)

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    1. Re:You have suggested... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 0, Redundant

      My kingdom for a mod point!

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    2. Re:You have suggested... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      (*) Terrorists can easily encrypt their email

      If it's content based, sure. But if they're going for connnections and volume, you cannot hide the recipit of AN e-mail.

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    3. Re:You have suggested... by glwtta · · Score: 1

      This is cute, but misses the point entirely. What they are "advocating" is a further extension of government power, in what already is, by any measure, a surveillance society. It will work, because it already has.

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    4. Re:You have suggested... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easily solved: start telling people encryption == terrorism.
      In Belgium, a known terrorist (has been in jail before for attacks) was arrested some months ago. On the news, they mentioned the reasons for arresting, and sending encrypted mails was one of them! I can agree for arresting him for decent reasons, like planning an attack, but for using encryption?

      Oh well, for now, I'm just sticking to GPG ( http://www.gnupg.org ) and I2P ( http://www.i2p2.de ) or Tor ( http://www.torproject.org )

    5. Re:You have suggested... by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      So? I get about 1000 spam messages every day. And that's not very unusual. A lot of them contain virus attachments.

      How are you going to find several e-mails from my friend Achmed if he tries to disguise them as spam?

      Or another thing - he can just use direct encrypted connection to SMTP-server on my computer to deliver mail.

    6. Re:You have suggested... by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 1

      (*) It will assist terrorists in their goal of spreading fear

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    7. Re:You have suggested... by kraut · · Score: 1

      Four words: TOR, The Onion Router.

      http://www.torproject.org/

      So it will work only against really really stupid criminals, just like their Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act. Possibly because it was designed by really really stupid legislators.

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    8. Re:You have suggested... by peterprior · · Score: 1

      s/terrorists/politicians/g

      There - fixed it for you.

    9. Re:You have suggested... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (*) Large-scale data-mining is expensive and impractical
      (*) You probably don't have the money to implement it at the moment

    10. Re:You have suggested... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      How are you going to find several e-mails from my friend Achmed if he tries to disguise them as spam?

      Well, Stenagraphy may work. Encryption does not however.

      Or another thing - he can just use direct encrypted connection to SMTP-server on my computer to deliver mail.

      Sure, he could. Bu then there's a direct connection between your machines. The fact that he then uses e-mail doesn't mean that e-mail survillence doesn't work. After all, with access to your site, there are a thousand ways for you to recieve the message, and e-mail or not is irrelevent.

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    11. Re:You have suggested... by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      So he needs to install a spam-bot on his computer. That way he'll hit a sizable part of the world's Net along with my computer.

      Also, I can just use Tor/FreeNet.

    12. Re:You have suggested... by michaelmuffin · · Score: 1

      Terrorists can easily encrypt their email

      that's true and everyone knows it, however it isn't aimed at "terrorists" but rather those who would oppose the war against "terrorists". similar to telescreens in 1984. they were not to monitor whoever it was that oceania was at war with, but the domestic population who opposed perpetual war abroad and repression at home

    13. Re:You have suggested... by MadTinfoilHatter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ( ) The approximately 1.5 billion Christians in the world might not want to have something implanted in their right hand or forehead... And they may not be the only ones (*) Feelgood measure that does little to solve the problem - and does in fact not even feel good Furthermore the following philosophical arguments may apply: ( ) Censorship is almost invariably a greater evil than whatever it's supposed to prevent (*) Fascism is invariably a greater evil than whatever it's supposed to prevent (*) He who would trade an essential liberty for some temporary security, deserves neither liberty nor security ( ) Throwing out the baby with the bathwater is generally not a good idea (*) Who will watch the watchers? (*) People should not fear their government, the government should fear its people (*) When they came for the Jews, I said nothing, for I was not a Jew. When they came for the co[NO CARRIER]

    14. Re:You have suggested... by master_p · · Score: 1

      Terrorists do not sent emails. There are plenty of ways to communicate online.

  24. I'd like to know, too. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Does Britain actually have problems with terrorism?

    Or is this just a power grab?

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    1. Re:I'd like to know, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Not so much now that the IRA is gone.

      The terrorism card has replaced "think of the children" as the preferred method of forcing through whatever legislation the government wishes (though "think of the children" is still used too).

    2. Re:I'd like to know, too. by mabhatter654 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      that's the truest joke of all... back in the 1980's when they had REAL IRA problems there's no way they would have tolerated such intrusion. When the survivors of German bombing were still alive to remind people what freedom really was. Now they put firecrackers on a few subway cars and it's the end of the world, they need super-spy powers.

    3. Re:I'd like to know, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Power grab. However given their track record with IT projects I have a feeling some one is going to be making a fortune off this too.

      Never mind the fact that that much data is going to be an interesting storage problem, never mind search problem. Even if its just email from this person to this person, it was this big and sent at this time. That's going to be an amazing amount of raw data never mind all the indexes and meta data that's going to be needed to make it searchable.

      Never mind the fact that any one with an gram of computer knowledge will just forge the headers to make it look like the email game from Fred on the other side of the country.

    4. Re:I'd like to know, too. by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Never mind the fact that that much data is going to be an interesting storage problem, never mind search problem.

      And don't even get started on the security problem, given the UK Government's abysmal record on handling confidential data.

    5. Re:I'd like to know, too. by daveewart · · Score: 5, Informative

      Read http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronology_of_Provisional_IRA_Actions - the numerous bombings by the IRA in the 1970s, 1980s and 1990s.

      Then *one* incident in 2005 by "Actual Terrorists" and everyone goes ape.

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    6. Re:I'd like to know, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Those "firecrackers" killed 52 people and injured 700 (many maimed for life).

      Now I totally agree with the sentiment of your post and the point you are making, but you may try a little more tact and compassion if you want others to agree with your point of view.

    7. Re:I'd like to know, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "No, not yet, but soon."
      This is the scenario that many of the consiracy nuts believe. It's total bull in my opinion but here we go:
      Just like the US and Germany they are suffering from false flag operations; manufactured fear-mongering theatre to sensitize and influence the public opinion pro war. As of now, islamistic terrorists that are a threat to western nations are only an invention of a new enemy concept using hired "actors" that themselve believe they are part of a terror exercise. Later on, these people function as scape-goats for the public.
      The three "brilliant" things about this enemy concept is 1) that it allows a nation to attack every country that is claimed to support terrorists and 2) that at some point, there _will_ be real terrorists because bombing countries into stone-age to take their ressources makes people a bit angry after all and they _will_ hate the western nations involved. Finally, 3) when some of the own citizens of these countries realise that, they will be called terrorists too and sent to secret prisons never to be seen again.
      I, for one, think those people watched way too many movies but this is a democracy and everyone is entitled to his opinion, as surreal it may be.

    8. Re:I'd like to know, too. by jeremyp · · Score: 4, Informative

      The word is "bombs" not "firecrackers". Fifty odd people died in that attack as well as lots of people being injured. The casualty figures were higher than for any IRA attack on mainland Britain.

      Apart from 7/7 there was a copy cat attack that failed a few weeks later, an attempt to drive a burning landrover into Glasgow airport and an attempt to blow up aircraft by using explosives disguised as soft drinks, all of which failed.

      So, while the response by the British government has been totally disproportionate (including some monumental screw-ups by the police that would be funny if innocent people hadn't been killed), the threat is/was more serious than firecrackers on a few tube trains.

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    9. Re:I'd like to know, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While the threat is serious, about 50 dead, hundreds injured, and long term transport chaos is also something that Railtrack achieved (Hatfield, Southall, Ladbroke Grove). Just to put things into scale.

    10. Re:I'd like to know, too. by geckipede · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The average death rate for London is somewhere just under 150/day. On the day of the transport bombings, there were actually fewer deaths than usual even just for the inner city, because there were fewer people on the roads having accidents, fewer people out walking to get mugged, and lots of people thinking of committing suicide decided that that wasn't the best day for a cry for attention.

      50 people just isn't significant.

    11. Re:I'd like to know, too. by fluffybacon · · Score: 1

      The word is "bombs" not "firecrackers". Fifty odd people died in that attack as well as lots of people being injured. The casualty figures were higher than for any IRA attack on mainland Britain.

      That's because the IRA realised that the mass panic and damage to the economy were far more potent weapons than simply killing people. While they did murder civilians with their bombs, I don't think it was ever their sole intent (hence the warnings called in before the bomb detonated). I'm not defending what they did, but I do think they were a different kind of terrorist.

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    12. Re:I'd like to know, too. by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Never mind the fact that that much data is going to be an interesting storage problem, never mind search problem. Even if its just email from this person to this person, it was this big and sent at this time. That's going to be an amazing amount of raw data never mind all the indexes and meta data that's going to be needed to make it searchable.

      Yeah, that's nearly impossible to solve :D

    13. Re:I'd like to know, too. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We did, then some people flew planes into the Twin Towers and suddenly the Mayor of NYC realised that hosting terrorist fundraisers was no longer cool, and once their funding had dried up the last of the few that had been holding out started negotiating. Since then, there have been a couple of attacks, but nothing like the frequency I remember when I was growing up.

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    14. Re:I'd like to know, too. by Mung+Victim · · Score: 1

      Does Britain actually have problems with terrorism?

      Or is this just a power grab?

      Mostly a power grab by an increasingly deranged government, with the (mostly empty) threat of terrorism used as a spurious justification.

      Actually, though, I'm not overly worried. Any such bill would be strongly resisted in the House of Commons, and most probably rejected by the House of Lords (like the 42-day detention vote).

      Furthermore, the current government will almost certainly suffer a heavy defeat at the next General Election, and be replaced by a party which, while far from perfect, does at least seem to value privacy and a minimal state.

    15. Re:I'd like to know, too. by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Of course they were no firecrackers! Firecrackers kills way more people than terrorists do.

    16. Re:I'd like to know, too. by limaxray · · Score: 1

      It's really sad if you think the lives of some 50 odd people (or 500, or 5000) are more important than the freedom of an entire nation. Giving up your freedom for some perceived level of security is just wrong. People today just have zero appreciation for their rights and freedoms - it sickens me.

      But yeah, I'd say 'firecrackers' is a good comparison seeing how relatively few lives were lost compared to how much freedom you're willing to give up.

    17. Re:I'd like to know, too. by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not justifying any violent acts, but I think the difference in reaction comes down to one reason: familiarity. The unknown is always more frightening than the known. GB knows Ireland. Its close by, they visit every so often. They have a long history together, not all of it pleasant. Islamic terrorism is performed by individuals that don't look or talk like people they know. That makes it more frightening as they can heap all of their fears, superstitions and hatred upon them.

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    18. Re:I'd like to know, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was close enough to feel the 'firecrackers'.

      We don't need and don't want this. It's being shouted from every rooftop but the wishes of the people are only a small part of the government decision making process these days.

      I don't believe in protests (for religious reasons) but I'll be supporting (with actions and money) the campaign groups that work to protect us from this kind of thing.

    19. Re:I'd like to know, too. by vldmr_krn · · Score: 1

      Then *one* incident in 2005 by "Actual Terrorists" and everyone goes ape.

      "We are now the target of a more powerful enemy."

    20. Re:I'd like to know, too. by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

      I don't believe in protests (for religious reasons)

      There's a religion that doesn't believe in protests? Which one is that?

  25. look at the positives by natergj · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. when that intern you hired accidentally deletes all your users' emails, you can reassure everyone, "Don't worry, the government now backs that up for us"

    2. I'm sure it will take just a few petabytes of Viagra ads for the UK government to develop a foolproof SPAM filter for us all.

    3. Just think of the decline in crap emails from management. No more wading through piles of pointless CC'd emails once they become paranoid.

    4. Did someone just approve my budget for video phones for everyone? Try archiving that traffic, UK!

    I think we all need to look at the glass being half full on this one

    1. Re:look at the positives by z0idberg · · Score: 1

      "Don't worry, the government now backs that up for us"

      If you think an ordinary citizen will be able to come within a bulls roar of using this system or even glimpsing its full capabilities then I think you see your glass as half full even though someone has taken your glass from you and thrown its contents in your face.

    2. Re:look at the positives by Firefalcon · · Score: 1

      I think he was making a joke. :-p

  26. There's a BBC show about this... by TheModelEskimo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...it's called "The Last Enemy." I caught an episode and the thrust of it seemed to be that these powerful surveillance tools become an instant menace once *one* person uses them for the wrong purpose.

    So, apparently some people in the UK care enough to get the word out. These tools are being entrusted to people who don't get it.

    It's like giving a nuclear-powered car filled with laser-armed sharks to your local branch of Neo-Nazis. (Sorry, had to get the triple analogy in there)

    1. Re:There's a BBC show about this... by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 1

      Godwinned, nuked, and shagged, all in one. Nice.

    2. Re:There's a BBC show about this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Godwinned less than 70 posts in...nice!

    3. Re:There's a BBC show about this... by Firefalcon · · Score: 1

      I watched that. And I must admit I was concerned by how not that far out some of it was, and how we seem to be moving more in that direction...

    4. Re:There's a BBC show about this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's like giving a nuclear-powered car filled with laser-armed sharks to your local branch of Neo-Nazis.

      Did this discussion just get neo-godwin'd?

    5. Re:There's a BBC show about this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bro "Sharks with frick'n lazers on there head's" is so last century....

      Its now "Sharks with frick'n large hadron colliders on there head's"

      Like get wit da timez

      geeezzz :-P :-)

  27. From the article... by nebaz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Home Secretary Jacqui Smith ... promised that the content of conversations would not be stored, just times and dates of messages and calls.

    I don't trust her any farther than I could throw her, but even if I did, promises mean jack squat. Even if she happens to be the most honest, unabusive
    person that exists, there will be someone that abuses this.

    That's why the American Founding Fathers had it straight on. If men were angels, there would be no need for government. If angels governed men, there would be no issue.
    But since men govern men, this fact must be acknowledged, and governments given as little power as possible over people.

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    1. Re:From the article... by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      +1 Spot on.

      The biggest problem in entrusting government with more power is that the government tends to wield that power in perpetuity - it's not often that a government ever gives up power. What may sound like a great idea today could be a nightmare with the wrong people in charge.

      I always am confused by those who think it's a great idea to entrust the government with more power (via taxation, social programs, regulations, health care, you name it), but when it comes to security measures, it's hands off! What makes one branch of government inherently more trustworthy than another? Why would people trust some bureaucratic regulator not to abuse his power, when they (rightly) wouldn't trust a law-enforcement officer in the same capacity?

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    2. Re:From the article... by glwtta · · Score: 1

      and governments given as little power as possible over people

      Well there you go, what they are implementing is the absolute minimum required to keep UK citizens from being killed by terrorists. It's both reasonable and necessary.

      Good luck arguing otherwise.

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    3. Re:From the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Roman Senator Tacitus, "And now bills were passed, not only for national objects but for individual cases, and laws were most numerous when commonwealth was most corrupt." Translation the more laws the more corrupt the government. It was true in Rome and it's true today.

  28. A Letter by CynicalTyler · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dear Everyone in the UK, When emailing me, please be up front about the fact that you're emailing me from the UK so I can promptly not respond. Yours, Joe Sixpack The United States of At-Least-We're-Not-Yet-as-Fucked-Up-as-You

    1. Re:A Letter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      with a president like dubyah i would be _really_ quiet about the fucked-up-ness of other countries.

      at least there you can get wasted outside without getting arrested :D (*laughs at the ridiculous put-a-bag-around-your-beer-shit*)

      on a different subject; the rest of the world is currently laughing their asses of about you guys right now for the spectacular failure of your whole economic system. don't stop entertaining!

    2. Re:A Letter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Joe Sixpack The United States of At-Least-We're-Not-Yet-as-Fucked-Up-as-You

      Yet.

    3. Re:A Letter by andy.ruddock · · Score: 1

      It's an offence to be drunk in a public place, and there are many places in the UK where you can't drink alcohol in public at all.

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    4. Re:A Letter by IBBoard · · Score: 1

      It may be an offence, but they're quite lenient with it. You've got to be severely legless to get arrested for "drunk and disorderly". If not then every Friday and Saturday night (and a number of other nights depending on how many clubs there are in an area) you'd be arresting hundreds if not thousands of people!

      As for not drinking on the streets, Manchester is a great one for that. You can't have open alcohol on the streets or outside most pubs in the city. The one exception is Canal Street - the street that has pubs/clubs on one side and an actual canal on the other. There's no wall between the street and the canal from what I ever saw, so I'm amazed more people don't fall in when drunk!

    5. Re:A Letter by MagdJTK · · Score: 1

      Tell that to those in Gitmo. Oh wait, they're Muslims, so not real people right? A bit like those Vietnamese in My Lai.

      Posting as AC because I'll probably get modded as "-1, Troll", despite calling an entire country "fucked-up" because of an email monitoring system getting "+2, Funny". Because emails are more serious than massacres and torture, right?

    6. Re:A Letter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pro-tip: You didn't post as AC, MagdJTK.

  29. Ineffective as well? by davros-too · · Score: 1

    Won't criminals simply avoid this measure by using other ways to communicate?

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    1. Re:Ineffective as well? by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 2, Funny

      Offcourse not! Why do you question the intellect of the UK government?

    2. Re:Ineffective as well? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, we will.

    3. Re:Ineffective as well? by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      You are begging to have speech outlawed. So if you open your mouth to say "Hi" to your wife or "Lets Play" to your kids, you are a terrorist.
      Expect that soon and expect a BBC interview quoting Brown:
      Brown: "Statistics have proven that 100% of the time terrorists opened their mouths to talk, it resulted in deaths of innocents. So outlawing speech by non-permitted citizens will result in the Crown Prosecuting violators as terrorists subject to 48 days detention."
      Reporter: "But sir, how does everyone speak?"
      Brown: "Mr.Commisioner, arrest this reporter for opening his mouth without written permission and incarcerate him."

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  30. Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. by assemblerex · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Get together a group of 500 similarly frustrated people.
    Have each person send everyone on the list a 1GB non-compressible, encrypted message titled "Iraq Iran Afghanistan Islam and North Korea"
    This would generate 250TB of data per day that they would need to store.
    In a month this would create more than 7 Petabytes of data to warehouse,
    which is physically impossible with current technology.
    So in short, 500 determined people could bring this system to it's knees in less than a month.

    1. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. by electrogeist · · Score: 1

      An average of 6.5MB/day for all 38 million internet users in the UK would hit those numbers (250TB/day)

    2. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. by assemblerex · · Score: 1

      Sure but most of that is text which is easily compressed.
      Get 1500 people to chunk non compressible garbage at each other and you could make them store exabytes upon exabytes.
      Send each other padded rars of zeros that extract into exabyte sized files.
      You would crash the system with that alone.

    3. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. by GodKingAmit · · Score: 1

      Please tell me you are joking. Companies like google have more than an exabyte of disk space. It is certainly physically possible to warehouse 7 petabytes of data.

    4. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. by assemblerex · · Score: 1

      Sure it's possible. The whole point is the cost, not that it impossible.
      Economically it is impossible for the UK to purchase 7 petabytes of storage each week.

    5. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. by GodKingAmit · · Score: 1

      How do you figure that? Say you need 1000 servers (7TB each) to store the data. At say $3000 a pop (overly generous) that's only 3 million dollars a week or 156 million dollars a year. Chump change for any industrial state.

    6. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. by geekgirlandrea · · Score: 1

      Where are you going to find 500 determined people who each have the bandwidth to send and receive 500 GB a day (= 49.7 Mbit/s non-stop)?

    7. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. by n+dot+l · · Score: 2, Funny

      How do you figure that? Say you need 1000 servers (7TB each) to store the data. At say $3000 a pop (overly generous) that's only 3 million dollars a week or 156 million dollars a year. Chump change for any industrial state.

      Yes, but when you add in the cost of all the laptops, cell phones, PDAs, and USB thumb drives they'll have to copy this data onto, and the salaries of the people who will then have to go out and find creative new ways to lose those laptops on the metro or at a bar, then the costs become truly astronomical...

    8. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. by assemblerex · · Score: 1

      Forgive me.
      I forgot not only the laws suck in the UK,but the internet sucks too.
      Shall I keep a free space by the 50mbit FIOS?
      In all seriousness a simple automated email program used for spamming marketing emails could be used by masses of people to bring this to it's knees.
      If I can get 20-30 viagra solicitations a day, surely the motivated citizens of the UK could secure their own freedoms? Or perhaps not.

    9. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. by KlausBreuer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I guarantee this would get ALL of you arrested. Your house would be raided, your computers confiscated, yourself dragged off into prison (to wait until a court has time for you) for a nicely long time.

      Finally, after weeks of enjoying your newly-found prison life, they will accuse you of "possibly thinking about trying to start a terroristic union (as shown in deliberate attacks on gouverment projects) which might want to plan a terrorist attack", you'll be off again to a special prison, and might even get sent to The Beloved Friends to get tortured.

      Yes, I'm quite serious.

      Still interested in doing this?

      --
      Free PC version of ChipWits at http://www.breueronline.de/klaus/chipwits/
    10. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. by miketheanimal · · Score: 1

      You dont. I send one email to 500 people, or in groups of less is there is a limit on the number of recipients. The 500 recipients never download it, they just delete it from their ISP's mail box. Easy peasy.

    11. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. by assemblerex · · Score: 1

      The only thing necessary for the triumph [of evil] is for good men to do nothing.

      Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety deserve neither Liberty nor Safety

      Don't accept the old order. Get rid of it.
      Last one is Johnny Rotten btw

    12. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. by fastest+fascist · · Score: 1

      Which is surely part of the reason they will not be storing the actual messages sent. This seems to be an implementation of the kind of data retention required by the EU.

    13. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why they are just logging from and to addresses which is much more useful than the message.

      by logging who sent to whom police etc can build 'friend-networks' - essentially who else to monitor again this can be brought down with scripted mask systems (spam 500 people one of whom will understand your message) but it still gives a lot of information.

      need to communicate? still the best way is anonymous drop points in public places.....

    14. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      encrypted message titled "Iraq Iran Afghanistan Islam and North Korea"

      That would only work if those were actually the keywords they are monitoring. Try something more like: "revolution police-state consiracy lies"

    15. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get together a group of 500 similarly frustrated people.

      Have each person send everyone on the list a 1GB
      non-compressible, encrypted message titled "Iraq Iran Afghanistan Islam and North Korea"

      This would generate 250TB of data per day that they would need to store.

      In a month this would create more than 7 Petabytes
      of data to warehouse,

      which is physically impossible with current technology.

      So in short, 500 determined people could bring this system to it's knees in less than a month.

      They're storing traffic data, not message contents...

      And besides, I don't think mailing 1GB files works very well.

    16. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get together a group of 500 similarly frustrated people.

      Have each person send everyone on the list a 1GB
      non-compressible, encrypted message titled "Iraq Iran Afghanistan Islam and North Korea"

      This would generate 250TB of data per day that they would need to store.

      In a month this would create more than 7 Petabytes
      of data to warehouse,

      which is physically impossible with current technology.

      So in short, 500 determined people could bring this system to it's knees in less than a month.

      You're assuming 500 are too many to make disappear. Not illegal? Stating your purpose was to collapse a security system would make it illegal. England may not have it's own form of Gitmo but you might want to check out old episodes of The Prisoner. Unless you're into listening to 20s band music and running from weather balloons you might want to rethink that approach.

    17. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You didn't bother to read the article, did you?

    18. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. by mimiru · · Score: 1

      Whatever happens, DO NOT DO THAT!

      Why? because you are the one paying for the goverment who made that law. And you are the one paying the companies that developed this system. And you are the one paying for the hardware. And you are the one paying for the people maintaining the system. And you are the one paying for the extra hardware they'll need after your stunt. And you are the one paying for the extra manpower they'll need. And you are the one ....

      In short, you are paying for everything. It is your tax money.
      Me:
      1. Buy stocks in WD and Seagate
      2. Build Big Brother software solutions and sell to the government.
      3. ...
      4. Profit!

    19. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1 TB Hard drives can be had for under $120. I'm going to assume $100 if you were to be buying 250 a *day*. Each HDD uses 24 cu in. of space, so that's 6000 cu in. of space per day.

      A 50,000 sq ft., 40 ft. tall storage warehouse is certainly not beyond the government's means. That would give them 3,456,000,000 cubic inches of space, or enough space for 1.5 millennia of data.

      That should probably do it.

    20. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. by michaelmuffin · · Score: 1

      Sure it's possible. The whole point is the cost, not that it impossible. Economically it is impossible for the UK to purchase 7 petabytes of storage each week.

      and who do you think would end up paying for the required storage and cpu time? i'd bet on the taxpayers

    21. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. by sanosuke001 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, if it is a single message to 500 recipients, it will probably go to the "server" first and then boradcast out to everyone on the list. Therefore, the only way to be certain of your 500GB per person per day would be to send out 500 individual messages.

      Do YOU have 500GB/day bandwidth to waste? Do 499 of your friends? I don't think this would work unless you could guarantee that your single message would be copied by the "server" which I would highly doubt. If it did, they deserve to be brought to their knees.

      --
      -SaNo
    22. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. by sanosuke001 · · Score: 1

      Oh, also. If all your files had the same hash, do you think they'd keep multiple copies of the same file? Either you'd have to make a new, different, file everyday or they'd only have to keep 500 1GB copies and be done with it.

      --
      -SaNo
    23. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

      Cute and appropriately paranoid, but wrong. It wouldn't get anyone arrested because 1 GB messages won't be traversing very many public email systems since there will be limitations on email size and the time it would take to send such a message would likely exceed timeouts.

      You'd have to break it up in to many more smaller messages.

      And you could simply make the messages some random system monitoring information like CPU/DIsk usage stats.

      And ... wait there's the door.

      --
      My Suburban burns less gasoline than your Prius.
    24. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Impossible with current CONSUMER technology. If the UK has been running Echelon as long as they have, I'm sure that they have plenty advanced mass storage systems, probably holographic storage.

    25. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. by richlv · · Score: 1

      they would just request more and more and more and more and more and more money - until they could store and decrypt this all.

      as an additional bonus, they woul charge those people with "supporting terrorism" or "distracting authorities" or some other thing they could come up.

      --
      Rich
    26. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. by PMBjornerud · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'm quite serious.

      Still interested in doing this?

      Make sure the 1GB encrypted file is a HD video of cuuute kittens. Disclose key when asked.

      --
      I lost my sig.
    27. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. by KlausBreuer · · Score: 1

      *shrug* Spend a few days in jail until asked for the key, have all your hardware and email logs confiscated, and then prove that you have the rights to this film, instead of having (illegally) downloaded it from somewhere...
      Probably get added to the "possible terrorist" list anyway.

      Giving the key does not help all that much, after all...

      --
      Free PC version of ChipWits at http://www.breueronline.de/klaus/chipwits/
    28. Re:Bankrupt them ! Problem solved. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice. Very nice.

  31. From the Site: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The public consultation on proposals for new laws has ended - the Government will now be considering the responses received Government - Proper Noun Governator - Proper villain

  32. Actually: *more* fucked up & don't seem to kno by toby · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Miss the memo?

    Warrantless surveillance of American domestic communications has been going on for years.

    Not only has it been comprehensively abused (to exactly nobody's surprise), the spying infrastructure has no legal reason to exist.

    That sinister sound you hear is Nixon laughing at you, wearing a Dick Cheney mask.

    --
    you had me at #!
  33. Making the US Look Not So Bad by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0

    It brings me no pleasure to see other countries chipping away at the USA's leadership in totalitarianism.

    --

    --
    make install -not war

  34. No, it is USE by electrogeist · · Score: 3, Informative

    How many ways to get what you want
    I use the best
    I use the rest
    I use the enemy
    I use anarchy

    1. Re:No, it is USE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mess with the best, die like the rest

      (yes, it's a hackers joke)

    2. Re:No, it is USE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Old school UK Amiga demoscene rules!

      Man, that takes me back...

    3. Re:No, it is USE by jeremyp · · Score: 2, Informative

      I always thought it was

      "I use the NME"

      the NME being a British music newspaper.

      Googling for the correct lyrics on line suggests that opinion is split but NME is probably correct, although the ambiguity was probably not lost on the Sex Pistols when they wrote it.

      --
      All I want is a secure system where it's easy to do anything I want. Is that too much to ask ~~ Randall Munroe
    4. Re:No, it is USE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NME is also a boss in the old game Rise of the Triad.

      Yes, I am old and still have that game from time to time.

  35. So what about me? by JimXugle · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm a Dual US/UK National. Will these new wiretaps be incompatible with the preexisting NSA taps on My AT&T Cell phone?

    --
    -jX

    Don't you just love politics? It's like a comedy of errors.
    1. Re:So what about me? by Kjella · · Score: 1

      "Information wants to be free" also implies "Information wants to be logged". It can be logged, passed around and be classified, corrolated, compiled and crossreferenced in as many government databases they feel like. That blade strikes both ways.

      --
      Live today, because you never know what tomorrow brings
    2. Re:So what about me? by wyohman · · Score: 1

      No they will only act to enhance it.

      Cheers.

  36. Thats fine by me. by spyder-implee · · Score: 1

    As long as all internal government emails and website visits are made available to the public. People should not fear their governments, governments should fear their people.

    --
    Take what ye can. Give nothing back!
  37. crossing the authoritarian line by Fractal+Dice · · Score: 4, Funny

    *self-censors the comment I was thinking of making*

    1. Re:crossing the authoritarian line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot needs a Scary moderation tag.

  38. I feel sorry for you folks. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    I mean, OUR government here in the U.S. has gone unquestionably gone bad, but yours is far beyond the pale.

    If I lived over there, I think I'd probably start stockpiling some guns... oh, wait... that's illegal now, isn't it?

    1. Re:I feel sorry for you folks. by IBBoard · · Score: 1

      If I lived over there, I think I'd probably start stockpiling some guns... oh, wait... that's illegal now, isn't it?

      And all the better for it, but that's another argument.

      As for governments gone bad, I think I agree with the person who said American is worse and doesn't know it.

    2. Re:I feel sorry for you folks. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      If you think you are better for guns being illegal, just wait a few years. You will change your mind.

      History is a powerful teacher, but I guess in the UK, not powerful enough. Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. Good luck with that.

    3. Re:I feel sorry for you folks. by IBBoard · · Score: 1

      What, you mean "wait a few years until illegal guns are so prevalant that half of the gangs have killed each other, while all sane people without guns are happily living their lives without the constant worry of 'is some incompetent fool going to accidentally shoot me'"?

      History is a very powerful teacher, which is why most Britains knew Iraq wasn't going to work out the way America said, why we knew Bush was a bad idea, and why we know what happens when you let any person have a gun, even if they shouldn't be trusted not to hurt themselves with a blunt spoon.

  39. Hot Button Checklist by Jason+Levine · · Score: 4, Interesting

    She said: "Our ability to intercept communications and obtain communications data is vital to fighting terrorism and combating serious crime, including child sex abuse, murder and drugs trafficking.

    Terrorism? Check.

    Protecting Children/Child Pornography? Check.

    Looks like it's got everything that would be needed to pass it were it introduced here in the US. Plus, it has Murder and Drugs as bonuses. (And before someone misreads my post, yes I know this is happening in the UK.)

    Nor are we going to give local authorities the power to trawl through such a database in the interest of investigating lower level criminality under the spurious cover of counter terrorist legislation.

    Of course not. You can trust the highly trustworthy, never corrupt Federal government to keep the corrupt local government's fingers out of that database and to never misuse that database itself. Suuuuure.

    --
    My sci-fi novel, Ghost Thief, is now available from Amazon.com.
    1. Re:Hot Button Checklist by KlausBreuer · · Score: 1

      "You can trust the highly trustworthy, never corrupt Federal government to keep the corrupt local government's fingers out of that database and to never misuse that database itself."

      And you can also trust the gouverment to keep a reeeeeal close eye on the data, and not leave it on a DVD/laptop/harddrive/USB stick in the street/subway/restaurant/train.

      Trust your gouverment.

      --
      Free PC version of ChipWits at http://www.breueronline.de/klaus/chipwits/
    2. Re:Hot Button Checklist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i still find it funny that they've admitted that most of what was introduced in the counter terrorism legislation was spurious and not actually used for counter terrorism

      my current favourite being using it to seize assets of icelandic countries in order to recoup the losses of the many british people who had savings with the icelandic banks that crashed (yes terrorists are now also from iceland!)

    3. Re:Hot Button Checklist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course not. You can trust the highly trustworthy, never corrupt Federal government to keep the corrupt local government's fingers out of that database and to never misuse that database itself. Suuuuure.

      And more to the point, you can trust the never corrupt UK gov'mt as well. We all no they have nothing dodgy in their dossier

  40. Re:the 5th of November by paulgrant · · Score: 1

    "Non-cooperation with evil is as much a duty as is cooperation with good."
    Mohandas Gandhi
    --
    Gandhi's idea was a nationwide protest against the Rowlatt Acts. All offices and factories would be closed. Indians would be encouraged to withdraw from Raj-sponsored schools, police services, the military and the civil services, and lawyers to leave the Raj's courts. Public transportation, English-manufactured goods, especially clothes would be boycotted.

    "All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing".
    --
    The underground economy or black market is a market consisting of all commerce on which applicable taxes and/or regulations of trade are being avoided. The term is also often known as the underdog, shadow economy, black economy or parallel economy. In modern societies the underground economy covers a vast array of activities. It is generally smallest in countries where economic freedom is greatest, and becomes progressively larger in those areas where corruption, regulation, or legal monopolies restrict legitimate economic activity.

  41. All is lost! by SnoopJeDi · · Score: 1

    Obviously, this massive conspiracy will allow Big Brother to see every email sent in every possible manner (webmail out-of-country, SSH, all conceivable indirect manners).

    It doesn't sound like a Good Thing(TM), but it doesn't signal the end of times either.

  42. China here we come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This seems a little extreme.

  43. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is fucking amazing.

    Not only does the UK have the most extensive network of CCTV surveillance of its citizens of any country in the world, now every single electronic means of communication will be monitored, intercepted and stored for an in-definite period, with access granted to an unspecified range of bureaucrats and snoops.

    WTF for? What evidence is there that this kind of massive untargetted domestic spy effort - against the 99.999% of the population who never commit ANY crimes - can be justified?

    It's like fining everyone who uses the freeway just because one or two people might be speeding, or jailing everyone just because one or two people might be murderers.

    The UK has NO basis to ever criticize China or any other 3rd world despot or totalitarian state ever again for any abuse of press freedom or censorship or human rights, since now they set the benchmark for over-the-top Govt abuse of power.

    As a businessman, I also don't like the idea that if I travel to the UK all my commercial-in-confidence business communications will be recorded by the UK Govt and possibly used to benefit UK companies who may be my competitors. Grrr.

    1. Re:Why? by IBBoard · · Score: 1

      As a businessman, I also don't like the idea that if I travel to the UK all my commercial-in-confidence business communications will be recorded by the UK Govt and possibly used to benefit UK companies who may be my competitors.

      The simple answer is to not send it in the plain over the Internet then! Anyone can potentially intercept it, and if it is that commercially confidential then you're always risking a lot already.

      As for giving it to UK companies, I doubt there's much chance of that. Out government is too incompetent to work that kind of thing. They might lose a database full of it, but it'd be in with a load of spam and other miscellaneous emails and no-one would realise.

    2. Re:Why? by Firefalcon · · Score: 1

      The UK has NO basis to ever criticize China or any other 3rd world despot or totalitarian state ever again for any abuse of press freedom or censorship or human rights [snip]

      Ok, I agree that the UK is chipping away at our freedoms, but we're definitely nowhere near China's level of state control and punishment.

      What is bad though, is how most people here are unaware of this erosion of freedoms - in China you know that pretty much everything you say and do is likely to be observed and reported.

      As a businessman, I also don't like the idea that if I travel to the UK all my commercial-in-confidence business communications will be recorded by the UK Govt and possibly used to benefit UK companies who may be my competitors. Grrr.

      Like the way the US customs officials can inspect anything on your laptop, seize it, or make a copy of the disk? And how emails (or any internet traffic flowing through the US) can be intercepted by Carnivore? As IBBoard said in their reply, if it's secret, encrypt it. Plain text emails always have been an open book to any of the servers or routers between you and the recipient...

    3. Re:Why? by Dragoness+Eclectic · · Score: 1

      Oh, hardly. They're just catching up with what the Soviets and the East Germans did to their citizens and visitors for DECADES.

      --
      ---dragoness
    4. Re:Why? by vldmr_krn · · Score: 1

      99.999% of the population who never commit ANY crimes

      What planet are you writing from?

    5. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're not killing people yet, so I think we still have the high ground over China, thanks.
      But I'd say that we'll have trouble mocking the US for a while, cos, damn this is a shameless scare-tactic based invasion of privacy.
      I guess I'll need to work out how to use PGP now.

  44. everyone start using this sig NOW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ****************

    sarin bomb pipebomb anthrax dirtybomb terror terrorist koran allah jihad capitalist imperialist western devil virgins democracy republic america infidel destroy justice doomsday judgment jesus rapture israel jew wall street new york can you believe its come to this

    ****************

    It's a joke. What legitimate terrorists would say anything useful in an e-mail? There is no secure communication again. Security through obscurity is the only option.

  45. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Informative

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  46. I'm not worried about the criminals by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    I'm worried about the nutjobs.

    But there's one thing I learned in 12 years of using the internet, it's that arguing with gun freaks is like arguing with jeesus freaks, anti-vax freaks or creationist freaks.

    Anyway, here's my argument:

    4th > 2nd

    And:

    4th is dead (heck of a job, Georgie!)

    If you think your toys are going to be of any help against gov't abuse, well I have a bridge in Wacco, TX. to sell you.

    1. Re:I'm not worried about the criminals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quite the contrary, "gun freaks" are arguing from a sound libertarian position. Unlike irrational "jeesus freaks," and "creationist freaks" who argue from emotion and faith.

      As for the comparison to "anti-vax freaks," I have to say wtf is wrong with you?

  47. Big Brother by robertblockred · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The trouble with big brother sort of things like this is that these programs get out of hand, go out of control, and end up making everyone's lives miserable. And do we really want to live in a world that is so full of cameras and government spying that we can't fart without being caught? And since I'm already on a rant about this sort of thing then what the hell, check out my new web site at this place where I'm going to write about my thoughts about the upcoming election and how I think government should be. Let me sum up by saying that all this government spying over the excuse of doing it to keep us safe well that is not the way I'd solve the security situation around the world. Because you have to find some kind of balance. If you have a government network of ten cameras on every street corner, then, well, you're going to receive so much video data that there won't be enough people in the Universe to watch all of it, much less to pay attention and look for activity that is really suspicious. It just won't work. There is infinity amounts of information in the world. The trick to figure out is how you reject nearly all of it in such a way that most of the remaining information is a positive hit on something suspicious. Unfortunately, governments do not know such boundaries or limits. They pass a law saying there will be fifty cameras on every intersection. They don't stop to think that it will cost millions or maybe even billions of dollars to do it. What do they care anyway? The tax payer will pay for it. This is no way to run a country. It's only a way to take away everyone's liberty without gaining any benefit from it at all. Because governments don't know limits or boundaries, and so they don't know how to do something in moderation. It's too much, too late, ineffective, expensive, and it will accomplish nothing. If only I were running for President right now. Everything would be okay.

  48. It's pretty obvious what's going to happen next: by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 1
    Remember, remember the fifth of November
    Gunpowder, treason and plot.
    I see no reason, why gunpowder treason
    Should ever be forgot.

    Hopefully it won't take someone in a Guy Fawkes mask who's amazingly good with knives and a subway train full of high explosives to get them to change their ways, hopefully it'll just take the Brittish people standing up and saying Bollocks, piss off! In the meantime, SneakerNet, paper letters, and Tor will have to do, I suppose. Good luck, Brits!

  49. So, what did you expect? by dododuh · · Score: 1

    What did you really expect from a country whose #1 anti-social behavior concern is the carrying of hand tools that have been in common use for tens of thousands of years (knives), to the extent that public possession of a tiny lock-blade toenail trimmer is considered a felony? These people are absolutely nutters! But then think on the fact that the English at least are being culturally displaced, such that they no longer live in London. Their own capital city has become a hostile Islamicist enclave (see Edgeware Road, aka Little Arabia). Maybe selective enforcement of rules in a police state is their only option for national survival?

  50. ParanoidLinux by FilterMapReduce · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Geez, this makes me wonder how well that ParanoidLinux project is coming along. This sort of story really shows why it's such a good idea—having anonymity and encryption is good, but having them auto-configured and applied seamlessly to your online presence is better, especially since privacy is everyone's right, not just techno-geeks'. With undirected, warrantless government monitoring going on, even non-technical users should start asking for good privacy tech. (Disclaimer: Auto-configuration and seamlessness are not necessarily goals of the ParanoidLinux project, but I anticipate that it could be done if enough developers get involved. I am not involved in the project.)

    Hmm, turns out they made their first alpha build earlier this week. That's good news; I've been worried that it would turn into vaporware. (Although in the spirit of the article I suppose I should spell that "vapourware".)

  51. Is this enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for you guys to get down off of your high horses? The US doesn't look so bad now, does it?

  52. Annoyed by QuoteMstr · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There are many people to whom the UK's system is perfectly reasonable.

    Earlier tonight, I had an argument tonight with this woman who favors censoring YouTube. It went like this:

    Her: I can't believe people put videos of woman being raped up on YouTube. They should stop that.

    Me: Well, they'll take them down, and they're usually taken down pretty damn fast.

    Her: Thousands of people can see the videos on the meantime. YouTube should screen all videos before putting them up. If they won't do it, they should be forced.

    Me: Ugh. That would break YouTube. The expense would be huge. It'd drive YouTube out of business. Would you really rather have no YouTube at all?

    Her: Then we'll have the government pay for it, or even set up an agency to review the videos.

    Me: The cost to society would still be astronomical. And doing that would provide a very easy avenue for the government to censor anything anyone finds offensive. It's dangerous. If you want to go down that route, why not pass a law stipulating some huge fine for posting videos of rape? Then YouTube will at least be forced to comply on its own.

    Her, crying by this point: I don't care. Fines aren't good enough. People might still see the videos. We have to filter them all.

    [cut argument about my supposedly not knowing when to stop debating]

    Her: It's not about 'cost to society', it's about protecting women. I'm appalled that you would put not being censored ahead of that. I don't know if I can care about someone who doesn't want to protect women. You should go.

    Keep in mind this woman will have a doctorate in less than a year. *sigh*

    1. Re:Annoyed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Her: It's not about 'cost to society', it's about protecting women. I'm appalled that you would put not being censored ahead of that. I don't know if I can care about someone who doesn't want to protect women. You should go.

      Nice strawman on her part.

    2. Re:Annoyed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If you're arguing with someone who is emotional about a subject, you have to deal with their emotions. The way you argued seemed, at least to me, to be very logical and calm. Which, (irrationally, and incorrectly, I'm sure) made it seem as though you didn't care about the issue that they cared about so much.
      In this example, it probably would have gone down better if you'd first acknowledged how terrible rape is, and how much you wish the guys that did it would be strung up. Then you could argue, with a worldly wise and heavy heart that a) it's impractical to prevent such a video from being online for a tiny amount of time b) the people who see such a video are likely to feel horrified by it - and rightly so c) whether or not the video is seen doesn't change what happened and stopping people seeing it won't take back the pain and hurt of the victim.
      Then, if you still get met with argument about the issue, and the conversation works it way round to censorship, it probably would have been best to argue passionately against government censorship and in favour of free speech. You could have talked about elderly relatives who fought in the war so we could stand up and say what we believed in, wiping away a tear from your eye, and then say, if my grandad was willing to fight with his life for freedom, I think we should be willing to struggle to clean up our own forums and video hosting sites ourselves, for the sake of our own freedom.
      Then YOU could end the argument saying "I don't know if I can care about someone who doesn't respect the sacrifice and courage of people like my grandad, and just gives in to fear so easily."

      Arguing with people who are emotional about a subject is difficult if you only work with logic. There are two reasons for this. Firstly, the things you base your logic on, your axioms, will be different from person to person. For you, it's obvious that censorship is a bad thing. The fact that she doesn't see it that way makes you doubt her intelligence. (However, if you really were the smart one, you would have picked up on this difference before it was too late and tried to convince her to care about censorship.) The second reason is that there is no system of first order logic adequate to describe human behaviour. This means that, when people make emotinoaly statements, they are loaded with subtext and you have to take account of the full meaning of what they are trying to communicate.
      When "she" says "I can't believe people put videos of woman being raped up on YouTube. They should stop that." it's not just about youtube. She's letting you know just how strongly she feels about the issue of rape, how angry, upset, scared, horrified, how much she doesn't understand people who don't feel that way, how much she wants to stop anyone who would take someone else's suffering lightly. What she's looking for from you was probably some sign that you also felt strongly about this. Maybe the issue makes her feel scared, so she wants reassurance.
      Towards the end of the argument, she probably knew she was being impractical and irrational but she carried on because she must have felt like you weren't acknowledging or taking serious how strongly she felt. I mean, for god's sake, she even pulled the "I don't know if I should care about you" thing - which is pretty clearly an escalation of conflict for the sake of trying to provoke a stronger reaction from you. Also the whole "not knowing when to stop arguing thing" - again, she's treating you as if your opinions don't matter and you should stop arguing with her. This is because she feels strongly about the issue and it seems as though you don't care and you're just arguing with her for arguments sake. In such a situation, you have to let her know that you care about your opinions, express belief in the things you believe in. But at the same time, you also have to acknowledge how she feels and be understanding. Maybe she's far too proud to come to you and say "I heard about this youtube rape video thing, I'm really really scared that something like that will happen to me." but maybe that's what she's really saying. Read through the conversation again, but replace what she said with that in mind, it makes much more sense that way.

    3. Re:Annoyed by Kjella · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You just got caught in one of those "Why do you keep nagging about warrants, don't you want to catch the pedophiles! OMG won't someone think of the children!?" except in this case with censorship, rapists and raped women respectively. Once you get locked into that arena that it's the cost of putting a few reviewers in place vs raped women, you're going to lose as it's always [generic right] vs [vile, horrible people that don't deserve it]. You have to get the big picture in there somehow.

      Her: Then we'll have the government pay for it, or even set up an agency to review the videos.

      Look, YouTube is not that unique - people use it only because it's a simple, free and quick way to share videos. If you start making it cost money or involve a lot of beureucracy, people will simply share it on a different site, or send videos directly or share on P2P or torrent sites or one in a million other ways that you couldn't stop without killing the whole Internet. Almost all the videos on youtube today are legal, it's a great way for people to share experiences and you want to kill it because it doesn't catch people before they do something bad. It's like people speeding through residential areas, we don't catch them before they run into a traffic control. Your suggestion is like saying we need a police man in every passenger seat to make sure the driver never exceeds the speed limit in the first place, and anything less is unacceptable. Don't think I'm not sorry for the women in those videos because I am, but this would only drain a huge amount of resources that could be used for much more important things, like say catching the people making those videos.

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    4. Re:Annoyed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      me: I'm not sure I want to be around someone whose brain is that defective.

    5. Re:Annoyed by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      Perfect, just state calmly that a laptop containing such videos was "lost" in train and contained videos of minors... she would be in a froth over this... ask her if the person should be jailed indefinitely until the laptop is found, once she says yes, reveal that a high powered labor minister was responsible and ask the court to jail him...
      Case solved...
      Dealing with these kind of fear-mongering is easy: silently make it reciprocal: You would see all arguments melt away.
      Pit your enemy against his enemy.

      --
      "Doing what i can, with what i have." ~ Burt Gummer
    6. Re:Annoyed by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Honest question. Is every other person in the UK a functional retard like this lady apparently is? Are you getting the government you deserve?

      --
      There is a war going on for your mind.
    7. Re:Annoyed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People can get very emotional about subjects that affect them. My first thought on reading the parent post was not that this woman is an idiot, but a suspicion that this woman may have been raped herself, which would explain her very strong emotional response.

    8. Re:Annoyed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if I can care about someone who doesn't want to protect women. You should go.

      Well, I do know for sure. Most women are only sexually attracted to men who have opposite points of view to theirs. It's just that men don't like all the drama. So while a woman like this one will wait endlessly by the phone for the guy she disagrees with to want to reconnect with her. That guy will just have moved on to a different woman.

    9. Re:Annoyed by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      Her, crying by this point: I don't care. Fines aren't good enough. People might still see the videos. We have to filter them all.

      [cut argument about my supposedly not knowing when to stop debating]

      Her: It's not about 'cost to society', it's about protecting women. I'm appalled that you would put not being censored ahead of that. I don't know if I can care about someone who doesn't want to protect women. You should go.

      Now would probably not be the best time to mention the hidden camera you installed in the bedroom.

      --
      Kwisatz Haderach
      Sell the spice to CHOAM
      This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
    10. Re:Annoyed by michaelmuffin · · Score: 1

      Her: It's not about 'cost to society', it's about protecting women. I'm appalled that you would put not being censored ahead of that.

      maybe we ought to censor the ads on tv of starving africans so alleviate hunger, or censor footage of car crashs to prevent traffic accidents

      Keep in mind this woman will have a doctorate in less than a year. *sigh*

      if afraid to know in what field

    11. Re:Annoyed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep in mind this woman will have a doctorate in less than a year. *sigh*

      Education in one area is no indication of common sense, or of understanding in other areas. It does not invalidate the value of the education in the area of focus, however.

    12. Re:Annoyed by johndmartiniii · · Score: 1

      Thank god you got rid of her now.

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      If you don't know what you're doing, you can't make mistakes.
    13. Re:Annoyed by jabelli · · Score: 1

      Yes, so obviously all males must be put in jail immediately after their first erection, so they can't rape any women.

    14. Re:Annoyed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Proof that women should stay in the kitchen.

  53. Great! by AThoughtLeader · · Score: 1

    Finally, the UK government has lent its support to the open access movement by throwing open the locked doors that once hid knowledge. It now encourages the unrestricted sharing of research results with everyone, everywhere, for the advancement and enjoyment of science and society. I hope other governments follow suit.

  54. Mod parent insightful/funny/informative by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1

    I felt a little sick when I read the headline. Reading the above comment made me feel much more sick. I expect the government to try to do bad things. What is completely dismaying is the general public throwing up its hands and saying "what are you gonna do?" I far prefer political action than waiting for it to get bad enough for revolution.

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    1. Re:Mod parent insightful/funny/informative by geekgirlandrea · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's already way past bad enough for revolution, and no one outside of /. seems to care.

    2. Re:Mod parent insightful/funny/informative by knails · · Score: 1

      Because it's the frog in boiling water effect. People haven't realized the extent of freedom violations because they're being chipped away slowly, one-by-one. People may eventually realize how bad it is, but it may be too late for a revolution by that point, with all the government control.

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it" -Voltaire
  55. USA NOT SAFE! by BountyX · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My fellow americans:
    Guess what? This is as much our burden as it is the UK's. There is an american agenda being pushed here. We already know that the USA's biggest survelliance post is the UK (See NSA's menwith hill listening post). We already know a large amount of traffic is routed through the UK. Finally, we already know the US does not spy on its own citizens, it tells the UK to. In return, the US spies on the UK citizens. That way we're not breaking laws right? This is not a UK only thing. The UK is being used as a world wide communications filter. Let's see average person on earth is connected between 6 hops to any other person on earth. 5 more of these setups and that should have enough data to cover every connected individual, on average. Please check my stats and references and correct me if I am wrong (I recalled them from memory). *sigh, The sad thing is just by knowing your being watched you lose a degree of freedom.

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    Trying to install linux on my microwave, but keep getting a kernel panic...
    1. Re:USA NOT SAFE! by dontmakemethink · · Score: 1

      The sad thing is just by knowing your being watched you lose a degree of freedom.

      Well that would be most impressive if only you weren't posting to one of the most discerning and widely read international forums in the world. If being watched sucks, then why are you trying so hard to be seen?

      Here's a freekin quarter, call someone in any of a dozen African countries whose daughter is dying because you didn't spend the quarter on the painfully obvious. Ask them how glad they are they didn't get their story on CNN, for fear they might lose their freedom.

      Bring on the troll/flaimbait mods, I'll take them long before I let this post go unchallenged.

      --

      War as we knew it was obsolete
      Nothing could beat complete denial
      - Emily Haines
    2. Re:USA NOT SAFE! by BountyX · · Score: 1
      I was reffering to a behaviorial study conducted in germany that monitored a group's decisions (one group knew they were being watched, the other didn't). The result demonstrated that even unimportant and "subconscious" behavior was effected when the subject knew they were being watched. I didn't claim "being watched sucks". Maybe I don't care if I am watched? How would you know? Plus, personally identifiable information contained in emails and phone records is way different than my non identifiable slashdot name; however, knowing slashdot is 'monitored' will effect my decsion making, language, etc.

      Well that would be most impressive if only you weren't posting to one of the most discerning and widely read international forums in the world. If being watched sucks, then why are you trying so hard to be seen?

      You make the claim I am 'trying' to be seen. I deny your claim. Burden of proof is on you. Go investigate and you will realize that posting under an anonymous username is not 'trying' to be seen. Furthermore, I did not state a personal opinion that 'being watched sucks'.

      ere's a freekin quarter, call someone in any of a dozen African countries whose daughter is dying because you didn't spend the quarter on the painfully obvious. Ask them how glad they are they didn't get their story on CNN, for fear they might lose their freedom.

      Getting a published story out on cnn.com and having your every moved watched are two very different things. I don't see how your analogy even applies. Plus many countries require release waivers for 'special' news stories that contain identifiable information. Finally, you took my last sentence literally, I was talking about freedom from a more psychological perspective that effects actions consciously or subconsciously, not a freedom that appeals to emotion (but my statement was ambiguous I suppose).

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      Trying to install linux on my microwave, but keep getting a kernel panic...
  56. Obviously a plan to generate energy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    By strapping magnets to George Orwell's corpse, and surrounding his coffin with wire coils, this law will enable the generation of near limitless clean energy as Orwell spins in his grave!

  57. Human Rights Violation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Excuse me but:

    Article 12.

                No one shall be subjected to arbitrary interference with his privacy, family, home or correspondence, nor to attacks upon his honour and reputation. Everyone has the right to the protection of the law against such interference or attacks.

    From the Universal Declaration of Human Rights as stated by the UN.

    http://www.un.org/Overview/rights.html

    1. Re:Human Rights Violation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      http://www.hri.org/docs/ECHR50.html#C.Art8

      The European Convention on Human Rights

      ARTICLE 8

            1. Everyone has the right to respect for his private and family life, his home and his correspondence.
            2. There shall be no interference by a public authority with the exercise of this right except such as is in accordance with the law and is necessary in a democratic society in the interests of national security, public safety or the economic well-being of the country, for the prevention of disorder or crime, for the protection of health or morals, or for the protection of the rights and freedoms of others.

    2. Re:Human Rights Violation by vldmr_krn · · Score: 1

      No one shall be subjected to [...] attacks upon his honour and reputation

      That a piece of a corrupted whole opposes an evil does not make the whole worth promoting.

    3. Re:Human Rights Violation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excuse me but:

      Article 12.

                  No one shall be subjected to arbitrary interference with his privacy, family, home or correspondence, nor to attacks upon his honour and reputation. Everyone has the right to the protection of the law against such interference or attacks.

      From the Universal Declaration of Human Rights as stated by the UN.

      http://www.un.org/Overview/rights.html

      The "Universal Declaration of Human Rights as stated by the UN" is only as good as the will and power to enforce it.

      As with any other declaration.

  58. They've been doing this for years anyway... by hogwaller · · Score: 1

    ...it's just all legal-like now.

  59. What needs to happen so that people stop that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, not only shrug it off or complain or joke about it, but effectively put these measures out of use?

  60. Dear Number 10 by coaxial · · Score: 2, Informative

    I know we're your wayward cousins from "across the pond" So you can be forgiven if you didn't get the memo. Allow me to quote the most relevant part:

    Pattern-Seeking Data-Mining Methods Are of Limited Usefulness

    Routine forms of data mining can provide important assistance in the fight against terrorism by expanding and speeding traditional investigative work, the report says. For example, investigators can quickly search multiple databases to learn who has transferred money to or communicated with a suspect. More generally, if analysts have a historical basis for believing a certain pattern of activity is linked to terrorism, then mining for similar patterns may generate useful investigative leads.

    Far more problematic are automated data-mining techniques that search databases for unusual patterns of activity not already known to be associated with terrorists, the report says. Although these methods have been useful in the private sector for spotting consumer fraud, they are less helpful for counterterrorism precisely because so little is known about what patterns indicate terrorist activity; as a result, they are likely to generate huge numbers of false leads. Such techniques might, however, have some value as secondary components of a counterterrorism system to assist human analysts. Actions such as arrest, search, or denial of rights should never be taken solely on the basis of an automated data-mining result, the report adds.

    The committee also examined behavioral surveillance techniques, which try to identify terrorists by observing behavior or measuring physiological states. There is no scientific consensus on whether these techniques are ready for use at all in counterterrorism, the report says; at most they should be used for preliminary screening, to identify those who merit follow-up investigation. Further, they have enormous potential for privacy violations because they will inevitably force targeted individuals to explain and justify their mental and emotional states.

    What? You were aware? You just don't care. You like establishing a culture of fear for political purposes, and don't care about what us eggheads say? Oh sorry. Keep calm and carry on.

    The National Academies.

  61. I think you'll find by caitsith01 · · Score: 1

    that John McCain changed your name from "Joe Sixpack" to "Joe the Plumber" last night, actually.

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    Read Pynchon.
  62. peeping Tom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my, my. another country goes off my vacation checklist. looks like they won't be getting their tourist income from me. oh well. good thing I've got no relatives in the UK, or I'd have to, like, break with them. see you in a few years, um, Brits. the thing is, my country could be the next victim in this war on fear. and YOUR country as well. perhaps it is high time to overthrow this stagnant, repulsive system, and once again strive for global freedom and unity for every man and woman on this planet, so that our race can break the bonds of ignorance, and seize the future for all people. no, I am not the president of the United States. :-]

  63. Feces! by bozojoe · · Score: 1

    Holy Shit
    truly muffins with orifices

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    lick the cancle button (at least thats what our Chinese QA says)
  64. Tie it in to the CCTVs with speakers by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 5, Funny

    It will be very handy to be strolling down the street and have a helpful government man spot you and say "You've got mail".

    --
    Boffoonery - downloadable Comedy Benefit for Bletchley Park
    1. Re:Tie it in to the CCTVs with speakers by SQL+Guy · · Score: 1

      In the UK he'd probably say "You've got post".

    2. Re:Tie it in to the CCTVs with speakers by BoozeRunner · · Score: 1

      Add in a RFID implantaion policy to every citizen and you wouldn't need the helpful gov't man . . . The system could identify you automatically (via RFID) and send the message via text to speach. Wow . . . that'd be creepy cool.

  65. lemme try this out myself... by drueffni · · Score: 3, Funny

    select count(*) from ukmail where content like '%terrorist%' or content like '%bomb%';

    +----------+
    | count(*) |
    +----------+
    5 gazillion |
    +----------+
    1 row in set (in 82 years 3 months 18 days 3 hours 18.2 seconds)

  66. Necessity? by dontmakemethink · · Score: 1

    The BBC reports that Home Secretary Jacqui Smith says this is a 'necessity'

    Necessity is not determined by mandate. If this shyte were attempted in Canada, I would not hesitate to drive the 4500km to Ottawa to let them know just exactly what necessity means.

    I pray that there reside the requisite folk to achieve the desired effect within 4500km of London.

    --

    War as we knew it was obsolete
    Nothing could beat complete denial
    - Emily Haines
    1. Re:Necessity? by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      Which is why Canada and Germany are considered beacons of freedom and are zealous in protecting citizens rights, while your neighbor south pisses all over it being led by a prez who chokes on a pretzel, and your queen's own country is busy watching every citizen bathe, take a dump, have s3x, while losing those tapes regularly...
      I don't know which is ironical: A former Gestapo ruled state which now has highest personal respect and is averse to trampling upon its citizens rights, or the Lady of Liberty whose light is growing darker every day because her single-digit-IQ president thinks every non-american is a terrorist.

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      "Doing what i can, with what i have." ~ Burt Gummer
    2. Re:Necessity? by CarbonShell · · Score: 1

      Oh, fear not, the Germans are quickly catching up. Heck the Bavarian government even wants to install trojans on PCs. Actually the German PirateParty was dropped a document that the Bavarian Government is illegally building a software to record Skype communications. Like the US and UK Germany has all these rights and regulations the government will just ignore. The worst one of them even supports altering the german bill of rights and 'testing the limits'.

  67. Firegpg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Free open source super easy to use encryption anyone?

    http://getfiregpg.org/ - I can't believe we're on comment 213 and I had to say that.

    p.s. If you're using Windows of any kind, your firegpg encrypted emails are probably off limits to casual mass snooping but don't forget your operating system has a back door specifically for this purpose:
    http://www.heise.de/tp/r4/artikel/5/5263/1.html

    Get FireGPG NOW, Linux in the long run.

    Now what.

  68. Has the UK become a country of sheep? oh right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this plan comes into effect I will be ashamed to be a British citizen. Thankfully I live elsewhere.

  69. A Musical Message to the British Government by bds1986 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm writing my friend a message
    In plaintext for you to see
    His name it is Osama
    And his last name starts with B

    My friend he makes explosives
    And possibly anthrax
    He sends it via envelope
    And tiny little sacks

    He doesn't like some people
    He calls them infidels
    He mentioned he was going
    To send them all to hell

    This message is sarcastic
    I know no terrorists
    But it's got a lot of keywords
    That are on your danger lists

    Your policemen may not like it
    But to them I will scoff
    I don't like in England
    So you can just f*** off.

  70. With so much spam, it's a needle in the haystack! by sonofusion82 · · Score: 1

    These days, with so much email spam, the SNR for your actual emails will be pretty low anyway, so you don't really need to worry much about your privacy as they will have to sieve through tonnes of spam to locate your actual emails. :-)

  71. Definitely necessary! by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    The BBC reports that Home Secretary Jacqui Smith says this is a 'necessity'.

    Looking at the devastating acts of terror done to the city of Manchester in April 27 last year, and the continued threats to Edinburgh these weeks with potential bomb raids by the agressor, this is absolutely necessary. No, wait... What?

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    Beware: In C++, your friends can see your privates!
  72. https://yro:slashdot.org by messner_007 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    https://yro.slashdot.org/.... Why can't I browse slashdot with https ???

    1. Re:https://yro:slashdot.org by andyh3930 · · Score: 1
    2. Re:https://yro:slashdot.org by messner_007 · · Score: 1

      I can't, I am thrown to ordinary http, when I try to use https ;(

      Am I doin' something wrong ?

    3. Re:https://yro:slashdot.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, you haven't subscribed.

    4. Re:https://yro:slashdot.org by johndmartiniii · · Score: 1

      Hear hear! I want https as well. It goes great with my tinfoil hat.

      --
      If you don't know what you're doing, you can't make mistakes.
  73. Send SMALL email by Skapare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Right now they are just going to record who sent something to whom. So send only SMALL messages and send a lot of them. And use a lot of different email addresses so every possible combination gets recorded. And be sure to reply. Drown out the spam!

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    now we need to go OSS in diesel cars
  74. Make it Difficult by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would imagine a couple of approaches to either stop this or dilute the effectiveness of this.

    1) Ask your MP how they would vote for or otherwise support this, if they support it, tell them they don't have your vote.

    2) Create applications that randomly trawl the internet, send emails and make phone calls to hide any real use within the noise of the other activity, rendering the database useless, a sort of fuckem@home application.

    3) Set up offshore company to wash communication transactions, I pretty sure the Russian Mafia have the money for this, though how much better than a government database that would be I'm not sure.

  75. We don't need no stinkin' Carnivore! by erc · · Score: 1

    All I can say is "Viva PGP/GPG!" Encryption is your friend.

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    -- Ed Carp, N7EKG erc@pobox.com PGP KeyID: 0x0BD32C9B What I'm up to: http://intuitives.mine.nu
  76. Monsters Are Due on Maple Street by unlametheweak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From "the official government website for citizens":
    This email snooping bill is meant

    to ensure strict safeguards continue to strike the proper balance between privacy and protecting the public.

    Since there is no privacy in Britain anymore then this should be rather easy to accomplish,

    As a person who does not live in Britain how can I ensure that the British government is not reading the email that I send to my British friends? The British government already said that they will insist on people giving them private keys to encrypted materials. It's about time that I started sending suspicious emails to police offers in Britain. We need a good "The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street" (Ref. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monsters_Are_Due_on_Maple_Street) scenario to happen in Britain.

  77. Calm down, everybody by jandersen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How is this different from what is already in place? Phone companies and ISPs already keep logs and records of these things; how else would the phone company be able to send you a itemised bill? Tne new thing is that they want to collect it in one, central database for convenience.

    Nobody in their right mind would imagine that any government authority would be able to listen to all phone conversations happening in the UK or read all emails being sent - let alone analyse them and understand them. And that's just the meaningful emails - add SPAM to that; it just can't be done. So where is actually the big, bad surveillance? As far as I can see, the reason why they want this is because it takes too long to go and retrieve the records from individual ISPs and phone companies - it was a lot easier when there was only one phone company. Speed is of the essence in dealing with crime, especially since they can't get through with extending the period the police can retain terror suspects, and having it all in one database will make it a lot faster to find out who communicated with your suspect when and where.

    So, is it worth making a big fuss about? Not to my mind. What does worry me is that this is yet another big project that a public authority will let EDS handle. That combination has in the past led to too many failures and I think they are going to waste a lot of money at a time when it would be better spent elsewhere. That should comfort those who are worried about this project - it doesn't have much chance of getting off the ground. Of course, it shouldn't take a competent database developer many months to make this work; perhaps they should have chosen to develop it as open source?

  78. This WILL be expanded by Builder · · Score: 1

    You can't trust this bitch. Anytime her office gets anything, they ask for more. They started out by asking for 14 days detention without charge. When they got that, they started the push to 28 days. Their last try was for 42 days.

    If they get traffic information, it'll just be a matter of time before they go for content as well.

    1. Re:This WILL be expanded by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      Agree to everything and reciprocate it. Apply it to government officials and ministers as well.
      So if i can be put in preventive detention for 48 days, so can the communication minsister be for losing laptops of confidential information.
      Put this clause in small letters, silently and make it a law.
      Activate it once a sufficiently powerful guy loses another laptop. (Like a minister or a General). Watch the shouts of glee from citizens and cry if alarm from officials.

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      "Doing what i can, with what i have." ~ Burt Gummer
  79. Nothing to worry about by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

    They'll just lose the data anyway.

    Perhaps if they DRMed it that would keep it safe ... Until the RIAA sued them for accessing their own (copy of your) data.

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    http://rocknerd.co.uk
  80. spam will save us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks God. They will have to monitor first millions and millions of junk email. Don't fight spammer, help them ;-)

  81. SSL and US hosts by IBBoard · · Score: 1

    How does this work for Brits who have hosts based in the US and who use SSL on their transactions (e.g. IMAPS and SMTPS)? If I email my family who I've given email addresses to then the email will go from the UK to the server in the US through SSL, and then my family will download the email via IMAP over SSL, so the only time it'll be plainly visible is in the US on the server.

    Okay, so it falls down if I need to email anyone who isn't on my server, because emails to UK ISPs will still go through the UK, but given the price of servers and the ease of setting up SSL then it doesn't exactly seem like a difficult think to get around!

  82. the database exists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Neither the U.K. nor the U.S.needs to set up a database. I am sure Google could be persuaded to hand over their information at a price.
    A very cheap alternative could be negotiated if the CIA and MI6 would be willing to accept advertising links in their intelligence reports.

  83. Petition against it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/no-to-1984/

    Please sign if you're a UK citizen and are against this bill. Even if you know that it'll run millions of pounds over budget, will clog up instantly with unusable amounts of data, and cause thousands (if not millions) of false-positive terrorism hits.

    1. Re:Petition against it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Done but do these things actually work? Every one I've signed in the past has been quashed with the usual "We hear what you are saying but we've decided to ignore you anyway. Suck it, sister!"

  84. Has our world become to small? by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    Terrorism isn't anything new, neither are things like gangs and organised crime. It just seems to get more attention now, or perhaps we are more influenced by it.

    I remember reading about the days of the 'diligence' in holland, stage-coach for the americans, and the amount of violence in those days makes our age seem very peaceful indeed. When was the last time a train was robbed or even an aircraft hijacked? On the other hand, piracy (the real kind) never went away and seems to have a rivival of sorts with even a no-go area where the more powerful nations on the planet fear to go with their most advanced vessels.

    So why do we need tools now to govern we didn't need before? Because the people breaking the rules got tools they didn't have before?

    That leads to the question, do we need rules.

    The answer to that is obvious, just look at a busy intersection when the lights failed. Chaos. Now imagine if ALL the rules for traffic were gone. No maximum width/height/length. No max weight. No max speed, no min speed. No drive on the left/right side. Remove the rules and not only will you have speeders trying to set new records down your street, you will have SOMEONE trying to move a 100ton bridge over the highway with tank threads and nuclear explosive propulsion without shielding.

    So does the UK goverment need this new tool? Don't know. The UK goverment like all goverments faces the fundemental problem of trying to rule people who don't want the rules to apply to them but need the rules to apply to everyone else. I of course can speed, drive through red lights but if everyone else does it, I suffer for it so they can't. Just me.

    Since the rest of the world isn't yet aware that I am the center of the universe the "Me me me" style goverment won't work and so the goverment must do the unpopular, applying the same rules to everyone, including me.

    As for goverment surveilance. Would you spy on your neighbour? No? To 1984? Would you report a car driving on the wrong side of the highway? Why is that different? Do you think that camera surveilance in road tunnels to watch for problems so that lanes can be closed of is a good idea? Or should tunnels be anarchy, every man for himself, no surveilance?

    Then how is this different from surveilance in other areas?

    Should the goverment have the right to wiretap phones with court orders? Then why is email different?

    I think the UK goverment is doing the wrong thing here. Not so much for privacy reasons although they are huge but because the tool won't work. They are just applying a band aid to appear to be doing something.

    But I also think the typical kneejerk reaction of "surveilance == bad" is to short-sighted. We have had our phone records logged since telephones were invented, how else do you think they bill you. Why should email be different? Snail mail has gone through goverment hands for ages, why should email be different?

    The question we as a society should ask ourselves is WHAT kind of society we want. We can't have our cake and eat it to. If you want traffic rules, you need someone to enforce them and give them the means to do so. Rules without means to enforce them and observe them being broken are meaningless. People often forget this last part.

    So, do we want communications un-monitored with all that entails (and please anarchists, point me to a forum run by an anarchist that is TRULY open. No firewal rules, no moderation, no post limits, nothing.) or do we want a society with certain rules and the enforcement of those rules?

    Either choice has its problems but you can't want it both ways.

    If you want freedom of communication, then you must embrace spam and browse slashdot at -1. If you browse slashdot at higher levels then you have given the powers that be control of the communications send to you. Hell, since slashdot doesn't allow really small posts or really large ones, this is true no matter what level you read it at.

    I think Douglas Adams still came to the right c

    --

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    You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

    1. Re:Has our world become to small? by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      Interesting example. Let me give you another one: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article2907495.ece/
      Imagine it is your child's personal information that is lost. Someone tracks her down to her school identify her, and god forbid, assaults her; so badly she can't have a child: ever.
      Would you accept the fact that the Government can't be trusted to "monitor" people? Would you agree to a law that ensures government pays the ultimate price for leaking your daughter's personal information?
      Would you love to keep the government's grubby hands from your information? Would you not demand the government be prevented from storing personal data about you, get out of your hair and lives, and pay a criminal price for its lapse?
      There are two sides to every story my friend.
      Compromising on your freedom to feel safe is also such a thing.

      --
      "Doing what i can, with what i have." ~ Burt Gummer
  85. Get the facts! by Macka · · Score: 3, Informative

    Exactly. Ericcantona, the poster of this story is having a good laugh at the expense of the tin foil hat brigade frothing at the mouth over this. Especially considering what he posted is complete mis-information. Here's a quote from an informed article:

    The laws order the retention of who called whom, when and for how long but not the content of phone calls. The internet log retention orders will also mandate the keeping of information on a user's activity but not the content of any communications.

    A telecoms business lobby group told OUT-LAW.COM at the passing of the Regulations last year that the orders would have little impact on the industry.

    "The reality is that nothing much has changed. The new legislation will make little practical difference as most telecoms providers keep certain information for billing purposes and customer records," said Michael Eagle of the Federation of Communications Services. "That information would be enough to meet the requirements of law enforcement agencies. There is no need to keep more data that you are ever likely to be asked for."

    Only a fool believes everything he/she reads on Slashdot without checking out the facts first.

  86. Oblig. Orwell by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We have always been at war with $enemy.

    --
    Soylent Green is peoplicious!
    1. Re:Oblig. Orwell by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Somehow, I doubt even Orwell conceived of a situation where $enemy =~ /abstractnoun/, though.

      On the subject of spin, I love this quote quote from Jacqui Smith (from TFA):

      What we will be proposing will be options which follow the key principles which govern all our work in this area - the principles of proportionality and necessity.

      I've got a quote for her, too, from a Prime Minister of days gone by, William Pitt:

      Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.

      --
      If you disagree, post your argument. (-1, Overrated) isn't your personal censorship tool for views you don't like.
    2. Re:Oblig. Orwell by BurtCrep · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, history has shown us that occasional revolutions and civil wars are also necessities to social balance. After a few centuries of relative freedom, we seem to be going back toward Big Power these days. In a few more centuries (or decades in this era of disposable empires), the necessities of the ruling class will be counterbalanced by others. Let's just hope that the 21st century will allow us to do it cleanly this time...

    3. Re:Oblig. Orwell by tha_mink · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, history has shown us that occasional revolutions and civil wars are also necessities to social balance. After a few centuries of relative freedom, we seem to be going back toward Big Power these days. In a few more centuries (or decades in this era of disposable empires), the necessities of the ruling class will be counterbalanced by others. Let's just hope that the 21st century will allow us to do it cleanly this time...

      I really couldn't agree more. I think that over the years, everyone in almost every line of work has looked to technology to make their job easier/better/more accurate and that includes big government. I am really shocked if TFS is correct. There would be no way that any society would allow the government to record all telephone conversations or photo copy all regular mail, so why is this form of communication OK to archive? Because of its relative ease.

      --
      You'll have that sometimes...
    4. Re:Oblig. Orwell by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Well, history has shown us that occasional revolutions and civil wars are also necessities to social balance.

      I think it's fairly safe to say that many governments have been sniffing the wind and know what's coming - hence all the bullshit about terrorism/security/surveillance etc and stealing every last available freedom before the fight begins.

  87. What's she's doing is not legal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Article 4 requires that the data is only disclosed to officials ONLY IN SPECIFIC cases.

    So blanket data capture is not legal within the data retention directive and she cannot do it.

    Anyone ISP who chooses to hand that data over to them will be breaking the law, regardless of what Jacqui says the law is. Any telecoms company that does will be liable for their actions.

    Article 4
    Access to data
    Member States shall adopt measures to ensure that data retained in accordance with this Directive are provided ONLY to the competent national authorities in SPECIFIC cases and in accordance with national law. The procedures to be followed and the conditions to be fulfilled in order to gain access to retained data in accordance with necessity and proportionality requirements shall be defined by each Member State in its national law, subject to the relevant provisions of European Union law or public international law, and in particular the ECHR as interpreted by the European Court of Human Rights.

  88. I am so glad to live in Australia. by smegged · · Score: 1

    In Australia the government rightly fears the people. Try to pull this one on us would result in a whole lot of public outcry and would cost the government, whichever side tried to do it, the next election and the power for a very, very long time.

    I for one would be bannering buildings with "Keep your hands off my email you dirty damned apes" and other such statements.

  89. Is this the same thing as.. by nxsty · · Score: 1
  90. Is drug trafficking a serious crime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She said: "Our ability to intercept communications and obtain communications data is vital to fighting terrorism and combating serious crime, including child sex abuse, murder and drugs trafficking.

    Rather, the "War on Drugs" is a serious crime against humanity.

  91. Re:It is ironical that Churchill once claimed Brit by radio4fan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oh for fucks sake.

    The Gestapo rounded up and executed the political opponents of Hitler. Thousands of Germans were killed in 1942. These people were not resistance fighters but students, trade unionists, 'communists', etc.

    The Gestapo had V-men in every part of German society and bureaucracy. To suggest that they respected anyone's privacy is absurd.

    The Gestapo were part of the SS, who killed several old men in my village in reprisal for a stolen map.

    Please maintain a sense of perspective. What Britain is doing is frightening and stupid, but it is not comparable to the Gestapo, SS, Stasi, Guoanbu, KGB etc.

    Signed, a refugee from Britain now living in a house in France once occupied by the SS.

  92. Fill the vacuum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    M-x spook

  93. How can they store the spam ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can they possibly store all the spam that's sent ?

    D

  94. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought Americans were suposed to be the stupid ones!! The UK is becoming George Bush's wet dream!!!

  95. This is very unfortunate by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

    And I'm totally unimpressed that many people aren't upset over this.

    Time to move over to https://www.hushmail.com/ I guess.

  96. Nice headline by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    glad to know they'll magically filter out my packets, as I'm not yet a citizen

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    -- 'The' Lord and Master Bitman On High, Master Of All
  97. Petition by sc4ry4nt · · Score: 1

    There is a 10 Downing Street petition setup against this bill, if you're from the UK and feel strongly against the bill you can sign http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/no-to-1984/

  98. Fight back using their own legislation against thm by Vitani · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If the information in the database can be used to identify you (which it obviously can at the very least for emails & mobile phone communications) then you can send a Freedom of Information Request to the Government to be sent a copy of said information.

    Now, in itself one request wouldn't really make them reconsider - but if a few tens of thousand or more people started making these demands - which the government has to comply to - then they might get so swamped with requests, that it becomes too costly to maintain the system.

  99. Send them a message. by Commcd · · Score: 1

    Jacqui Smith
    smithjj@parliament.uk
    House of Commons Fax number: 020 7219 4815
    House of Commons Phone number: 020 7219 5190
    Constituency Fax number: 01527 523355
    Constituency Phone number: 01527 523355
    Additional Info: http://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/jacqui_smith/redditch

    Home Office:
    http://www.homeoffice.gov.uk/contact-us?form=general
    public.enquiries@homeoffice.gsi.gov.uk
    Tel: 020 7035 4848
    Fax: 020 7035 4745

  100. Then find 5000 persons by aepervius · · Score: 1

    This drop down to 4.97 Mbits. Too much still ? Try to 20000 persons. That is 1 megabits, what most people in western europe have.

    --
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    visit randi.org
    1. Re:Then find 5000 persons by IchNiSan · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting that 5000 people send a smaller file to every other person in the 5000 everyday? Or are you suggesting something different.

      Please explain!
      IF my first understanding is correct, there is no difference between recieving 500 100 mb files and recieving 5000 10 mb files. After the multiplication the size of the data that you recieve is the same in both cases.

  101. Bnei Baruch by taucross · · Score: 0

    We can do this the easy way or the hard way. The ball of fascism started rolling a loooong time ago fellas. It is the natural progression of thinking you can change things in -this- world. Our physical plane, our beautiful sweet slashdot.org, is a world of outcomes. We will -never- fix these serious problems by attempting to adjust the variables in the physical world. We keep trying to sort, filter, and hide and show columns on our spreadsheet of Earth. Nobody is attempting to reprogram the query behind it... this is the only way. We need to adjust the query, the hidden mechanics behind the output you perceive via your five senses. All of us. Please, check out Bnei Baruch. It is a flowchart for how to fix these problems - not how to believe, or think, or feel, or any of that shit. Just pure, scientific methods to fix the problem in the mechanics. It's Kabbalah. It's not fucking red strings, Madonna and insurance salesmen. It's a flowchart for the most basic assembly you'll ever understand.

    --
    "In the absence of the ability to establish the attribute of truth they tried to establish the noble attributes."
  102. Time to exercise our Democratic Rights! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not posting this as an Anonymous Coward - My name's Chris Kennedy. And I hope someone mods this up so that anyone who sees this news article will look at this link:

    http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/no-to-1984/

    This is a link to a petition against this proposed bill, and while it only started today, and is still small, I'm going to be progressively posting it on every single website which mentions this story. Please, if you're a UK Citizen, click through and sign this petition.

    I for one am not going to settle for an erosion of my civil liberties.
    "To give up any amount of Freedom, however small, in pursuit of security - Is to give up the very idea of Freedom itself." - Benjamin Franklin

  103. I wonder.... by Cloud+K · · Score: 1

    .... how the website part of this stands if you have an open wireless router.

    I strongly suspect whoever is in charge of the connection will be held under equal responsibility if people do illegal things on that connection, which would probably mean the end of public wifi.

    Could be wrong, just throwing thoughts around.

  104. Re:It is ironical that Churchill once claimed Brit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm hoping that I'm so terribly wrong, but give them time. Please, please let me be wrong.

  105. We need more spam! by StoatBringer · · Score: 2, Funny

    One way to combat this stupid idea is to increase the amount of spam-mails on the net, filling their uber-database with endless crap.
    Have an email client which silently replies to each and every spam you receive, while also junking it so that you never see it. When every computer is sending out hundreds of replies to spam every day the surveillance database will have to handle billions of messages.

    Apart from the internet melting under the load, what could go wrong?

    --
    Cress, cress, lovely lovely cress
    1. Re:We need more spam! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really had a good laugh at this. At last, we can have some use for all that Nigerian prince emails and viagra

  106. I'm already doing life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just have to pay for rent instead and I have to make my own meals.

    If a policeman tries to kidnap me, I'll do my best to kill one.

  107. Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is giving me the tears... ...of happiness! I love you all!

    Yours sincerely
    Erich Mielke

  108. Every email? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what about mail sent with web-browser clients of servers outside the UK - such as Googlemail, or Squirrelmail to a hosted server somewhere beyond UK jurisdiction (including treaties with other countries)?

    What if you have your own SMTP MTA (getting rarer now, but some still roll their own). Messages could be intercepted by sniffing all SMTP traffic, but that _may_ require a warrant.

    The content of mail is actually unimportant to the authorities - what is important is who you correspond with (which is the intent behind this). Anyone intelligent with nefarious intent knows this, and will use alternative channels of communication.

    This is politicians posturing to be seen to be doing something.

  109. Re:It is ironical that Churchill once claimed Brit by freedom_india · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Gestapo was different from SS, which was different from SA.
    Although Gestapo was "owned" by SS, it was administered by the Reich Security Service. Similar to all other dual-control organisations which Hitler in his inherent supreme paranoia wanted to be: fighting amongst each other.
    The fact of German V-men has been a myth. Even in 1939, Gestapo employed only about 60-90 informers in Saar-Brucken area.
    Iam not justifying Gestapo or Hitler's atrocities.
    Am just stating facts: yes in wartime people do get shot for stealing maps. The same way iraqis are "collaterally killed" by US troops.
    What Britain is doing is very very frightful. This kind of ALL-Seeing information falling into the hands of a paranoid like Hitler is enough to throw the country into chaos and war easily.
    Plus why can't the government become more transparent? They seek to x-ray me, but stall investigations into their own incompetency or outright bribery allegations.
    How come the State is more important than me? Am the State, and this is a Government for the people.
    In every way this ruling is more dangerous.

    --
    "Doing what i can, with what i have." ~ Burt Gummer
  110. Not "will": "would". by digitig · · Score: 1

    She (and previous home secretaries) insisted that 42 days detention without trial was essential too, but has just abandoned that after the recent defeat in the House of Lords. There's a big difference between what has already been passed into law and a bargaining position taken at the start of a legislative process. A bill is not will happen, it's what somebody in government wants to happen. Not the same thing at all.

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    Quidnam Latine loqui modo coepi?
  111. Re:It's pretty obvious what's going to happen next by Kokuyo · · Score: 1

    We can always hope... then again, being the cynic that I am, I believe the British are no more or less lazy slaves of media and commerce than the rest of us.

    The times where a people could be roused to action by simple words are long gone, I think. So let me borrow from V for Vendetta too: It's going to take the shot kid to start the uprising. Whether it's going to take just the one or hundreds of them, that's the sad question in my opinion.

  112. Oblig... by EddyPearson · · Score: 1

    We have always been at war with Eastasia.

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    You feel sleepy. Close your eyes. The opinions stated above are yours. You cannot imagine why you ever felt otherwise.
  113. Stop Withholding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Governments are all about power and power means military power, but even more important is the power spend someone else's money to influence people. As long as people are not aware of the amount of money being taken from them to be given back to them for their votes, nothing will change.

    The only real way to change anything is detailed here:
    http://www.stopwithholding.com/

  114. You are doing it wrong by Exanon · · Score: 2, Funny

    When you said you wanted to be like the USA, we didn't think you would take the worst parts!

  115. Re:It is ironical that Churchill once claimed Brit by savethelecture · · Score: 1

    Well... everyone has to start SOMEWHERE, right? -Naomi Wolf on Democracy. I'm not saying I agree totaly, but... makes you think, no? V for Vendetta is FAR away, though.

    --
    -Neurosis should be taken out in sex instead of politics and IT.
  116. Re:It is ironical that Churchill once claimed Brit by radio4fan · · Score: 1

    Although Gestapo was "owned" by SS, it was administered by the Reich Security Service.

    The Reich Security Head Office (Reichssicherheitshauptamt) was part of the SS:

    "The RSHA was the central SS-department; all official and secret police and security organs of the Third Reich were led by the RSHA"

    The fact of German V-men has been a myth. Even in 1939, Gestapo employed only about 60-90 informers in Saar-Brucken area.

    I don't find this statistic particularly compelling: Saarbrucken is quite a small place and 1939 was early the war.

    Am just stating facts: yes in wartime people do get shot for stealing maps.

    You misunderstand me. The resistance stole the map, the SS shot some innocent old men in reprisal. Because of this the resistance in the village were unable to operate in the area until after D-Day when they captured several tanks armed only with civilian weapons.

    The same way iraqis are "collaterally killed" by US troops.

    Reprisal attacks are not the same as 'collateral damage'. In fact the British RAF killed many times more French citizens in the area where I live than the Germans did: 14,800 in La Manche alone. That was 'collateral damage'.

    What Britain is doing is very very frightful.

    I quite agree, as stated in my post.

    I just think that if you make statements which suggest the UK government passing laws (even as draconian as this one) is 'worse than the Gestapo ever was,' you undermine the credibility of your argument. The Gestapo weren't even subject to rule of law: the organisation was granted immunity from any judicial action by a law passed in 1936.

    The Gestapo took people who had been denounced as enemies, and executed them without trial. By any objective measure that is worse than what the UK government is doing.

  117. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Napalm toothpaste.

  118. What the hell? by mlwmohawk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What the hell is going on in the UK? I mean, shit, the U.S. is bad, but at least we have the EFF and the ACLU to slow this stuff down.

    This is fucked up. UK citizens, how do we help? I mean, shit, if it happens in the UK, it will probably come to the U.S. (and vice versa)

  119. And when it's lost down the sofa? by Sockatume · · Score: 1

    Given the high-profile data "misplaced" in laptops and on CDs the past few years, I'm not worried about what the government's going to do with this as much as I am about what random guys buying my phone logs off the internet are going to do with it. Spammers would love to find out who your top 5 email correspondents are for address spoofing, for example, and this database would give them exactly that.

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    No kidding!!! What do you say at this point?
  120. I see a new market.. free state VPNs. by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

    Set up a server in some god-forsaken 3rd world country with no cyber monitoring capability or laws, lease VPN accounts to anyone who wants privacy.

    Once connected to the VPN, you use that for web browsing, email, and IM.

  121. Or you could join the online petition against it by Ice+Tiger · · Score: 4, Informative

    A petition has already been started on the downing street website (http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/no-to-1984/).

    Feel free to express your views against this.

    --
    "Because we are not employing at entry level, offshoring will kill our industry stone dead."
  122. Re:It is ironical that Churchill once claimed Brit by freedom_india · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Am sorry for misunderstanding what you said earlier.
    But tell me, how far is it going from this draconian law to becoming a Gestapo state?
    Fifty years ago such laws would be have been shouted down by the press and people, not to mention the government itself, but today everyone is silent.
    Plus, today if am jailed for forgetting an encryption key, tomorrow my neighbors may be jailed for not telling the government i encrypt my disks!
    Freedom is a fragile delicate flower. Once lost, regaining it is a lost cause.
    The more we allow government into our private lives, the more we will be pushed out of our homes.
    Soon, the schools will be teaching that spying on parents for seditious thoughts is a necessity for security. They will also teach that Security over Freedom is more preferable and that in order to prevent terrorists it is necessary to spy on everyone's bedroom activities since if terrorists can be stopped from being conceived, then the State has ensured security for all.
    Tell me where will it stop.

    --
    "Doing what i can, with what i have." ~ Burt Gummer
  123. Won't affect me by samael · · Score: 1

    As I use a US mail provider, and TLS/SSL to connect to it. They can't tell what email I get.

  124. Re:believable by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the telescreens, not just cameras. The UK is part of Oceania, ya know.

    So, are you at war with Eurasia or Eastasia? I can never tell for sure.

    --
    Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire
  125. Another misleading summary by Gimble · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not that I agree with the governments intentions, but the measure that is proposed intends to collect data about communications, not the content.

    That is the destination of every email, phone call and start and end time of every session with an ISP will be logged.

    Some of this is required due to EU law, but other measure are UK only.

    See the Register story or the actual consultation doc.

  126. Rise up and stop this by HertzaHaeon · · Score: 2, Informative

    A surveillance program (not quite the same as the UK one, but still) was recently fought back here in Sweden. It was mainly a protest led by bloggers, both liberals and leftists, who forced the government into an embarassing crisis as big media and people in general noticed what was happening. The government finally was forced to make big changes, and more importantly, they were taught an important lesson. Perhaps now they fear us, the people, a little bit.

    It is possible to fight someone like this. So why aren't people doing just that in the UK? Take it to the blogosphere and the streets. If you don't protest loudly, I'm sorry to say you deserve what you get.

  127. RFC 1149 by 200_success · · Score: 1

    How do you know I'm not using IP over letter carriers?

  128. It'll never get through. by ilikejam · · Score: 1

    We all saw how much joy Jacqui had with her last foray into anti-terror legislation. This bill will similarly be shat upon from a great height by the House of Lords. That's assuming it even makes it through the Commons.

    Jacqui Smith can fucking suck on it. Jack Straw was a twat as well - must be a requirement for the Home Secretary position.

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  129. Re:Off Topic by naglep · · Score: 1

    FYI Johnny "Rotten" Lydon is currently advertising butter on English television. I would call it a sell out, but the ads are quite funny.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrRccqnCb3U&feature=related

  130. Why don't they just... by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    She said: "Our ability to intercept communications and obtain communications data is vital to fighting terrorism and combating serious crime, including child sex abuse, murder and drugs trafficking."

    why don't they just nuke the whole world into pieces? that would stop terrorism, serious crime, including child sex abuse, murder and drugs trafficking once and for all!

    always remember: the ermächtigungsgesetz (the law that gave hitler total control over germany) was an anti-terror law!

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    The MAFIAA is a bunch of mindless jerks who will be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes
  131. Re:the 5th of November by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Non-cooperation with evil is as much a duty as is cooperation with good."
    Mohandas Gandhi

    Gandhi's philosophy is pure hypocrisy. That motherf***er Gandhi also suggested British (and other forces) to surrender to Hitler and suggested Jews to commit suicide after 6 million of them were killed. Did you forget that?

  132. If only I could warn them! by jamei · · Score: 1

    ...say, by emailing everyone in UK a copy of George Orwell's 1984 and a link to GnuPGP.

    Yes I know, this is a fantasy. Where would you possibly get all UK email addresses?

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    jamei... is taking bets on how soon until this database is "lost", and appears on ebay :)

    Relax, you can be assured that this data will be kept under "strict controls"

  133. Soviet United Kingdom? by advantis · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our new soviet overlords, and the birth of the great nation of soviet Britain! What will be the Queen's title from now on? Her Majesty Comrade?

    --
    Question for religious people: where do unrepentant masochists go when they die?
  134. UK citizens: do something about it by matthewsmalley · · Score: 1

    If you feel strongly, write to your MP:

    http://www.theyworkforyou.com/

    60m silent seething people will achieve nothing. A good few letters written pointing out your issue with this bill may achieve something.

  135. Re:Or you could join the online petition against i by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

    But don't put your real name and address, just to be on the safe side.

    --
    It's true I tell you, feller at work's next door neighbour read it in the paper.
  136. Our meeting in Theran by george4th · · Score: 1

    Dear Comrade Mohammed, regarding our meeting int Tehran this month I need to tell you that we provided the wrong manual. You need to connect the red wires of course. Hope this did not cause inconvenience yet. Long live the revolution! xxx P.S.: The London underground is really lovely in autumn, isn't it?

  137. Re:It is ironical that Churchill once claimed Brit by CarbonShell · · Score: 1

    So if the Gestapo had not killed anyone that would have made them better? If they had just concentrated on shipping them off to the concentration camps it would have been ok? Not to mention the argument you are missing: The Britain's do not speak german, so they could never be like the Gestapo. Is there a line you must cross or a form you have to fill out? If I just torture people, am I better then a murderer? Is shipping people off to Guantanamo any better then shipping people off to a concentration camp? Not to mention the Gestapo is the wrong group. The former East-German StaSi is better. Compared to the StaSi, what the Britans and US are doing is worse by a couple of factors.

  138. SSH Tunnel? by Jaro · · Score: 0

    How are they going to collect that data? What if I run a Server/VPS outside of the UK and tunnel my traffic through that server using SSH? They can't possibly collect that data? The would only see me being connected to a server outside the UK.

  139. Re:Fight back using their own legislation against by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the information in the database can be used to identify you (which it obviously can at the very least for emails & mobile phone communications) then you can send a Freedom of Information Request [opsi.gov.uk] to the Government to be sent a copy of said information.

    No you can't. Information held for 'law enforcement purposes' is generally exempt from such requests.

  140. Re:Off Topic by somersault · · Score: 1

    That's exactly what I thought, he's just selling out! In the end, everyone has to eat, or pay for their mansions, or whatever it is that rich and/or famous people do.

    --
    which is totally what she said
  141. Chilling effect by Builder · · Score: 1

    This is going to have a chilling effect on some people's hobbies. This government has shown a stunning lack of ability to secure or hold onto data.

    Who wants their boss to know what kind of porn they browse ?

  142. Little Brother by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

    Now seems like a good time to tell you all about the book I read yesterday. It is called "Little Brother", written by Cory Doctorow, and available for free download, as well as in dead tree form. Very fascinating.

    --
    Please correct me if I got my facts wrong.
  143. Everyone needs to use encryption by elfguy · · Score: 3, Informative

    Every email needs to be encrypted and every web site needs to use SSL. That's the only way we'll beat all the control attempts by the various governments.

    1. Re:Everyone needs to use encryption by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      I agree, although this comes at the same time as this story...

      Also this law is not about monitoring the contents of emails AFAIK, but recording when/who everybody emails, which I don't think encryption will help with - nor will this help with tracking which websites you visit or who you phone/text on your mobile.

  144. How does this change the current situation? by JCWDenton · · Score: 2, Interesting
    How's this different from the systems already in place in the UK and Europe? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telecommunications_data_retention

    On 15 March 2006 the European Union formally adopted Directive 2006/24/EC, on "the retention of data generated or processed in connection with the provision of publicly available electronic communications services or of public communications networks and amending Directive 2002/58/EC"

    The Directive requires Member States to ensure that communications providers must retain, for a period of between 6 months and 2 years, necessary data as specified in the Directive

    * to trace and identify the source of a communication;
    * to trace and identify the destination of a communication;
    * to identify the date, time and duration of a communication;
    * to identify the type of communication;
    * to identify the communication device;
    * to identify the location of mobile communication equipment.

    UK:

    SMS, EMS and MMS Data - retention period 6 months. Calling number, IMEI - Called number, IMEI - Date and time of sending - Delivery receipt - if available - Location data when messages sent and received, in form of lat/long reference.

    Email Data - retention period 6 months. Log-on (authentication user name, date and time of log-in/log-off, IP address logged-in from) - sent email (authentication user name, from/to/cc email addresses, date and time sent) - received email (authentication user name, from/to email addresses, date and time received).

    ISP Data - retention period 6 months. Log-on (authentication user name, date and time of log-in/log-off, IP address assigned, Dial-up: CLI and number dialed, Always-on: ADSL end point/MAC address (If available).

    Web Activity Logs - retention period 4 days. Proxy server logs (date/time, IP address used, URL's visited, services. The data types here will be restricted solely to Communications Data and exclude content of communication. Web browsing information is retained to the extent that only the host machine or domain name (web site name) is disclosed. For example, within a communication, data identifying www.homeoffice.gov.uk would be traffic data, whereas data identifying www.homeoffice.gov.uk/kbsearch?qt=ripa+traffic=data would be content and not subject to retention.

    Other Services - retention period relative to service provided. Instant Message Type Services (log-on/off time) if available.

    Collateral Data - retention period relative to data to which it is related. Data needed to interpret other communications data, for example the mapping between cell mast identifiers and their location, and the translation of dialing (as supported by IN networks.

    Does the proposal apply only to emails send from eu/uk based ((web)email)providers? Or any emails travelling through their networks?

  145. It's... Over 9000!!!1one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One good campaign to try and fix some of that is http://thirty-thousand.org/ , where they want to have 1 member of the house for at most every 30,000 people. Considering the House hasn't been expanded since 1910 aside from Hawaii and Alaska, it has been very distorted from what it should be.

    Uh, yeah, right... That would put the number of reps in the House at over 10,000. I think fair representation is a must, but pick a more realistic number please. Could you imagine the elections for that?

    1. Re:It's... Over 9000!!!1one by WNight · · Score: 1

      I imagine you'd still just vote in your own district, making elections almost indistinguishable.

      I don't really see the problem. With video-conferencing things should actually get nicer - when two people talk over each other you just turn them down and get on with the rest of the discussion. The idea that they must meet in a single room and yell loudly enough to be heard ... seems a bit quaint.

  146. Re:Or you could join the online petition against i by Piranhaa · · Score: 1

    It's okay.. The government already knows them

  147. VPN Time! by rojathecabinboy · · Score: 1

    They can only monitor what they can read? Nice vpn connection in another country and all they can see from me is encrypted traffic going back and forth! No access for them!!

  148. Revolt! by artifizzle · · Score: 1

    Why not start a revolution! Revolt. Don't settle for this. You should march down to Parliament right now and... Oh wait. They took your guns. hmm. good luck with that

  149. Re:Actually: *more* fucked up & don't seem to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This stuff was in place under Clinton. I know an Ameritech switch tech that set up OC-192s from every tandem switching office in Michigan to North Carolina, the OC-192s carry mirrored traffic off the tandem switch. The processing requirements to mirror traffic so screwed up the tandem switches that they split the four tandem offices covering Metro Detroit into seven tandem offices. In the case of the Pontiac tandem it handed over up to 60,000 calls at any time, now every tandem handles about 25,000 calls peak. So if you make a call outside your central office and it doesn't go over a DIOT (Direct Inter Office Trunk) you're call is being recorded.

    So this predates the Bush Administration. It is so mind boggling that something this huge has been set up and it has taken over 12 years to be exposed. But hey, one single switch tech did this to every tandem office in one state, that means that as many as 50 people knew about this, plus the software guys at Nortel and Lucent.

  150. Lose not loose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On what do they "loose their position"?

  151. wtf by rmadmin · · Score: 1

    I was planning to make a visit over there when I visit my home country in a few years. I wanted to try some "authentic" fish n chips. But if its a 'necessity' to spy on your own citizens like this.... well they can take their fish n chips and sit on them. PFFF. I'll take my lousy American dollar somewhere else. :B

    1. Re:wtf by kimvette · · Score: 2, Funny

      With the current value of our dollar, they won't care to lose your patronage. :(

      --
      The Christian Right is Neither (Christian nor right). See: Matthew 23, Matthew 25, Ezekiel 16:48-50
  152. How to save your data by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

    Protect it with DRM! No-one will ever break that!

    (written in response to this fabulously awful idea)

    --
    http://rocknerd.co.uk
  153. Re:It is ironical that Churchill once claimed Brit by Hatta · · Score: 1

    What Britain is doing is frightening and stupid, but it is not comparable to the Gestapo, SS, Stasi, Guoanbu, KGB etc.

    Yet.

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    Give me Classic Slashdot or give me death!
  154. Re:Actually: *more* fucked up & don't seem to by limaxray · · Score: 1

    I find it interesting how your little website fails to point out that the majority of said NSA surveillance was monitoring satellite phones knowingly provided by the US government. The people who were supplied with these phones were even told they would be monitored. Granted, there are some 4th amendment questions about this practice, but it's not as sneaky as you make it seem.

    That said, I agree the US government is getting a little too big for its britches in this regard and is certainly heading down a very slippery slope. Is it as bad as the UK? No, not yet at least, but I'm sure the US government will work hard to play catch-up to keep us all safe from them 'terrorists'

  155. Re:Or you could join the online petition against i by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't be silly. It is well known they detect and ignore false names and addresses. They check the name and address you supply against the Electoral Roll, and as an additional check against RM's deliverable addressee database (not much discussed outside RM). Also, the petitions website is a waste of time because it doesn't change anything. I suppose you could use it if you like receiving one of those super persuasive emails from them afterwards where they try to explain how and why you were wrong to take whatever resolution was proposed in the petition.

  156. You could always take up arms... by blueforce · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    If things ever get too bad, you can always take up arms and restore the government of the people... ...Oh, wait.

    Well, you still have pointy kitchen knives....

    Oh, wait....

    Nevermind.

    You should welcome your new overlords.

    --
    If you do what you always did, you get what you always got.
  157. Justin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if passed, it would be impossible to enforce. Joe 6 Pack can setup an email server on any desktop computer with an internet connection.

  158. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The draft programme proposes Bills that the government plans to introduce in the Queen's Speech later in 2008. Use the links below to read summaries of the Bills. The public consultation ended on 6 August 2008 and the government will now consider the responses received."

    So if there was a public consultation, why is it only now coming to light in the media?

  159. That is a painful necessity by shadowen1977 · · Score: 1

    Every communication via device is monitored. Ouch, its starting to make V for Vendetta look more like a documentary.

  160. Fixed that summary for you- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ericcantona writes "The Communications Data Bill (2008) will lead to the legalization of the existing single, centralized database containing records of all e-mails sent, websites visited and mobile phones used by UK US, and Canadian citizens. In a carnivore-on-steroids programme, as all vestiges of communication privacy are stripped away, The BBC reports that Home Secretary Jacqui Smith says Oppressive Orwellian government is a 'necessity'."

    There, fixed that for ya.

  161. At least they're honest about it by pseudorand · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've said it before and I'll say it again: At least they're honest about it. If you don't think the US government already does the same thing, you're deluding yourself. They just don't tell us about it.

  162. mod parent spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    David, please stop spamming your blog every day on slashdot. You're not adding value to the conversations. Your comments seem like barely disguised ads for your blog. What would you think if everybody else started spamming their blogs in comments all over slashdot? What you're doing degrades the commons - our commons. So, please, stop. Okay?

  163. Re:It is ironical that Churchill once claimed Brit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gestapo and SS were separate organizations - the first one was the Secret State Police (Geheime Staatspolizei), so it was a government institution, the other - Schutzstaffel (Protective Squadron) was an arm of the National Socialist party.

  164. no, we got over that stuff years ago by fantomas · · Score: 2, Informative

    Hopefully we got over that blowing up people from another religious viewpoint so our people from the "true religion" can run the country stuff years ago.

    Actually, not that long ago in Northern Ireland but thankfully it seems to be stopping.

    That was after all the reason Guy Fawkes and his friends went to blow up Parliament and the King - not because they wanted an anarchist freestate, or a republic, but because they wanted the protestant king and parliament out and replaced with their chosen catholic king and parliament.

    1. Re:no, we got over that stuff years ago by antic · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that those referencing that incident have the religious aspect in mind, but rather the film's general gist of regaining a country from fascists.

      Were this happening to the same extent in my country, I'd don the mask when it arrived on my porch.

      --
      'Thats they exact same thing a banana wrench monkey.'
    2. Re:no, we got over that stuff years ago by ocularDeathRay · · Score: 1

      well I am glad SOMEBODY understood me... people should go to the movies more. after all I am an asshole american and never would have known shit about the 5th of November, had it not been for me wanting to look at Natalie Portman for a couple hours.

      the message of the movie is really quite an appropriate discussion these days, whether you agree with it or not.

      --
      Obama is a twitter sock puppet
    3. Re:no, we got over that stuff years ago by fantomas · · Score: 1

      "I'm not sure that those referencing that incident have the religious aspect in mind, but rather the film's general gist of regaining a country from fascists."

      Depends where they are from I guess. I'm from the UK and most people will think of the traditional rhyme that's chanted on the 5th November - we all learnt it at school.

      Fair call though that this is slashdot so geeks from other countries will probably have seen the film (must admit I haven't). Freeing your country from fascists? hmm well some might argue there's some pretty right wing governments in power in some of the developed 'democratic' countries right now.

  165. except she works for the "criminal underworld" by SuperBanana · · Score: 1

    You forgot to mention one important tidbit: she's running messages for "the criminal underworld".

    A videogame like that only further solidify in people's minds the "you must have something to hide" myth. It would be admirable if she was running messages for everyday people who don't want the government reading their crap, but that's not as "sexy."

    1. Re:except she works for the "criminal underworld" by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      The citizens will be the "criminals" soon enough.

    2. Re:except she works for the "criminal underworld" by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      Define criminal.

      Almost everyone is a criminal, it's just a matter of degrees and whether or not the established powers believe you are in their way. According to the US government, some guy sitting in his living room smoking pot is a criminal. But is he really a menace to society that needs to be stopped?

    3. Re:except she works for the "criminal underworld" by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Absolutely not, but if surveillance is expanded to this point crime might go down enough that they'd bother with it. I'm just waiting for the televisions that watch YOU.

  166. Hard Lessons by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    As the housing crisis shows, people tend not to do anything about bad laws (or lack of good ones) until something goes really wrong. We had Nixon, McCarthy, and J.E.Hoover in our history to remind us of the downfalls of unchecked domestic spying. The Brits have yet to be burned, it seems. (And we are ourselves are forgetting our history.)

  167. There is only one thing to fight this. by Yaa+101 · · Score: 1

    Hack the government's stuff and expose as much as can of what they do, earn, steal. Make sure that individual government and parliament persons life becomes a hell.

  168. Dear Jacqui.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. as long as you feel the need to hang some contractors out to dry for one (1) human mistake whilst your government appears incapable of retaining ANY information given to them (or -digressing slightly- money) I think you lack the essential components: trust in you or other cronies (a) doing it REALLY for our benefit (it would IMHO be a first, so no thanks), (b) actually doing it right (you lack a bit of track record there too) and (c) ensuring access is controlled (given what the DVLA is doing without any restraint I think that's a no as well).

    Meanwhile I recommend you start shoring up trust in government by answering FOI requests properly and make the process by which you (a) get these ideas (b) validate them and (c) finance them (including who is deepest in the pork barrel) fully transparent.

    Given the quality of the proposals so far I expect item (a) to involve a serious quantity of illegal drugs, which may explain where they get to after being confiscated.

    Have a nice year, as soon as you have left government.

    Sincerely yours,

    Guy Fawkes.

  169. Re:Yeah! That's it by conureman · · Score: 1

    I dunno. My attitude is if I can't have one, no one else should get to either. Things like breeder reactors, and automatic weapons come to mind.. If they would let me fire a Tommy-gun, I would move, just to live in a nuclear-free area.

    --
    The cost of that cleanup, of course, will be borne by taxpayers, not industry.
  170. Deep packet inspection, of course? by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

    And how, exactly, will this make the slightest difference to someone who buys a domain name, hosts it on a server in another country, and locates the SMTP/POP3/IMAP4 services on nonstandard ports -- encrypted or not? Are they really planning to do deep packet inspection on every byte that flows through a government-monitored router in the UK? Or are they really just clueless enough to believe that everyone in the UK gets their email via their local, government-compliant ISP?

    This isn't a rhetorical question... if the real goal is to fight groups like Al-Qaeda, this law will do absolutely NOTHING, because Al-Quaeda *specifically* happens to be run by individuals who seem to be quite a bit more technologically savvy than most members of the British Parliament and US Congress/Senate. If the "host the server elsewhere, on a nonstandard port, and encrypt it if necessary via SSL and/or PGP" solution occurred to me in ~3 seconds while eating breakfast and still slightly groggy after getting up, I suspect "the bad guys" would figure it out almost as quickly ;-)

    On the other hand, if terrorism is just an excuse (like it's become in the US), and the real goal is to use it to let law enforcement personnel use email sniffing to fight far more mundane crimes ("d00d, what's your dealer's phone #, and how much is he charging for a dime bag this week?") committed by unsophisticated peons in this week's ${WarOnEverything}, well... it might have a shot.

    1. Re:Deep packet inspection, of course? by bbhack · · Score: 1

      The officials fear they are missing out on all the good jokes because of policies about what can be sent via official email.

      --
      The next thing to remember is to put next things next.
  171. Re:Or you could join the online petition against i by Ice+Tiger · · Score: 1

    Also, the petitions website is a waste of time because it doesn't change anything. I suppose you could use it if you like receiving one of those super persuasive emails from them afterwards where they try to explain how and why you were wrong to take whatever resolution was proposed in the petition.

    It's a way of indicating your opinion directly to the government. Doesn't mean it replaces other methods such as writing to your MP etc but it is better than doing nothing or complaining elsewhere where those in power won't hear ones voice.

    --
    "Because we are not employing at entry level, offshoring will kill our industry stone dead."
  172. Re:It is ironical that Churchill once claimed Brit by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1

    We're English - we do this sort of thing in a much more civilized and less efficient manner than the Germans.

    Besides, it's still early days in this budding police state.

    --
    Corporation, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility. - Ambrose Bierce
  173. very much agreed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've got my rifle and my pistol ready to go.

  174. Anonymous Brave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As if any of you is THAT important or interesting for the government to follow their email threads.
    I for one, think privacy through unprivacy might be the solution. OPen up all your data, and the more open it is the less anyone will care to look at it. Haven't you ever lost something that was infront of you in plain sight? It was right there infront of your eyes but because it was so un-obfuscated, it was actually more so.

    I brake for Osmosis Bin Ladels

  175. Holy Crap!!! by fuzznutz · · Score: 1

    I guess us insane Americans with our assault rifle fetishes aren't looking so crazy anymore, eh?

    1. Re:Holy Crap!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I guess us insane Americans with our assault rifle fetishes aren't looking so crazy anymore, eh?

      Yes, you are still crazy and deluded. Will all the gun nuts unite to topple the gubment? And will they instate law and order that is not completely laughable for an industrialised nation?

      Heck, will you even be an industrialised nation after such a coup?

  176. just one word can kill this deader than dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    spookfodder

  177. Easy enough... by CronicBurn · · Score: 1

    And this folks, is why we have Enigmail. http://enigmail.mozdev.org/home/index.php

    --
    if I were able to see further, it was because I stood on the shoulders of Giants -Newton
  178. What is wrong with these people? by bbhack · · Score: 1

    What is wrong with the Brits? They hit bottom, started digging, hit rock, and now are reaching for the explosives.

    Peek-a-boo, we see you, Winston.

    --
    The next thing to remember is to put next things next.
  179. Also happens in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It happened in the US first and is yet another infringement on our rights by the gov't. Add it to the ever-growing list of violations:
    They violate the 1st Amendment by opening mail, caging demonstrators and banning books like "America Deceived" from Amazon, Wikipedia and Facebook.
    They violate the 2nd Amendment by confiscating guns during Katrina.
    They violate the 4th Amendment by conducting warrant-less wiretaps.
    They violate the 5th and 6th Amendment by suspending habeas corpus.
    They violate the 8th Amendment by torturing at Gitmo.
    They violate the entire Constitution by starting illegal wars without declaration.
    Impeach them all (both parties) and save this great country.
    Last link (unless Google Books caves to the gov't and drops the title):
    America Deceived (book)

  180. PGP won't help. by EnglishTim · · Score: 1

    Who the hell modded that informative?

    In her speech Jacqui Smith made it quite clear that they do not intend to store the contents of the emails, just the who, when and where. It sounded to me like they'd store the envelope.

    PGP won't help you at all in this situation. It only encrypts the contents of the message, but who it is sent to, when it was sent, and the subject line of the message are still easily available.

    Now, I'm not suggesting that this turd of a bill might not later lead to even worse surveillance, with the contents being stored as well, but in its currently proposed form PGP won't help you at all.

  181. Petition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is currently a petition against the new bill:
    http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/no-to-1984/

    If more people sign, maybe the powers that be will take note. It's worth a try!

  182. Remember George by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

    George Orwell was a Brit. He didn't come up with 1984 et al. in a vacuum.

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    My Suburban burns less gasoline than your Prius.
  183. Only one thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anybody thought about creating only one webmail account and share the password?

    No email sent, only drafts saved.

  184. oblig alpha centauri by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 2

    ...free flow of information is the only safeguard against tyranny. The once-chained people whose leaders at last lose their grip on information flow will soon burst with freedom and vitality, but the free nation gradually constricting its grip on public discourse has begun its rapid slide into despotism. Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.

    Commissioner Pravin Lal
    "U.N. Declaration of Rights"

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    "I only speak the truth"
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  185. If you have nothing to hide then you have.... by jweller13 · · Score: 1

    If you have nothing to hide then you have nothing to worry about.

    1. Re:If you have nothing to hide then you have.... by jesterzog · · Score: 1

      If you have nothing to hide then you have nothing to worry about.

      Er, would you say the same if they were intending to legislate compulsory random searches of body cavities?

      Just because you don't consider it an invasion of your privacy that the government wants to sift through your personal email doesn't necessarily mean that other people don't.

  186. Sweden have implemented this as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The swedish parliment voted in a similar law earlier this year that will allow the civil agency FRA to monitor all traffic passing over swedish borders. See:

    http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/06/05/037201

    http://news.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/06/17/0126243

    http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/07/09/1930207

  187. Gopher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are they going to be monitoring gopher activity as well? Could be time for those in the UK to go underground a bit.

  188. It will come to America, as well. by master_p · · Score: 1

    the UK is the country that most, if not all, trends start from, at the last few hundreds of years. This total un-freedom will soon be coming to the USA, and to the rest of the world afterwards.

  189. Technical-Legal Fail by rakslice · · Score: 1

    People were accessing Internet e-mail software remotely via text terminals across the world even almost before anyone had a networked computer on their own desk that could run e-mail software directly. And the standard protocol for remote terminal access these days, SSH, uses ad-hoc key encryption key negotiation so it doesn't leave anything behind for third parties to use to decode the traffic later. *Poof* No more monitoring.

    But, more generally, the nature of the Internet means that monitoring of a couple of vanilla protocols in the small percentage of the world's Internet hosts that happen to be in some geographical area isn't going to catch communications between dedicated, thorough criminals who have time to prepare and learn things about security.

    Make of that what you will; either 1) the powers that be in the UK don't understand the nature of the Internet, or 2) they feel this will be worthwhile even just to catch the few big fish that are sloppy, or 3) perhaps they don't care about "proportionality" at all and this net is intended for what it's obviously much better suited for: catching lots of small fish (unintentional, unprepared, or small-time crooks).

    If I tended to think that legislators, when it came to technology regulation, were ignorant about the real world and often went off half-cocked, then I would favour the first theory.

    If I tended to think that politicians were overly sentimental and/or spendthrifts, then I would favour the second theory.

    As it stands I have trouble deciding between those first two theories. =)

    That last theory is what usually feeds the big-brother paranoia of computer security people. Since it usually comes along with some kind of conspiracy theory about a secret organization, I don't usually give it credence. However, although I don't read a lot of news from the UK, it definitely caught my attention when it came out earlier this year that some local council was using RIPA Act criminal surveillance powers to vet three-year olds' school applications.

    In my experience, one person's victimless crime is always the threshold of someone else's absolute moral inflexibility and vice versa, and while so many laws are loved and hated in different circles because of this, those laws' own unenforceability protects us from dealing with them or spending any time on their controversies.

    The fallout of small organizations having access to espionage may be limited, but it will also be unpredictable.

  190. Lets assume its already happening by Ginsu2000 · · Score: 1

    "Secret Power" is a book that explains that. I favour living a sustainable, green lifestyle and not relying on the government. Let them become less important! Beyond that, lets invest in the future of the human species, an open ended space program that will provide clean fusion energy and propulsion (POPS polywell for example), and more resources so we don't need to resort to inhumane population control measures or covertly allowing starvation and diseases to spread without remedy! Then we might just solve all our humanitarian and environmental crisis, by binding together and exploring the rest of our universe, without killing each other or being the victim of some natural disaster.

  191. Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like onion routers but for email. Everyone sends emails to one of a few central accounts with the true recipient in the message itself. The central account sends the email along. Ideally the central account would be run by a human, not a robot. That way people could use complex non-robot-friendly riddles that are easy for a human to solve to hide the recipient (the population has way more manpower than the government, so the government must rely on bots). And if EVERYONE who participated could be an intermediate, then the system would be nearly infallible.

  192. Fuck PGP, use S/MIME by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use a real standard that practically every mail client supports out-of-the-box, not some stupid add-on hack that some Gomer invented in his garage.

  193. How many emails..... by elmurado · · Score: 0

    How many billions of emails with videos of monkeys smoking cigars whilst riding trikes do the MI5 want to see? And how many links to youtube videos of people smoking magic mint do they want to know about? I think they will have to employ an army of high school kids who are good at pretending to do homework whilst surfing the net and chatting to their 'tarded friends to actually be able to filter through even a quarter of this stuff.

  194. External companies by KlausBreuer · · Score: 1

    Personally, I believe this to be the main reason for all this moronic behavior: it is very useful to be able to snoop on foreign companies having offices in the UK. YOu'll be able to allow your own industry to outbid the competition, amongst other things.

    Obviously, this is a kindergarden mentality, caused by politicians incapable of looking ahead: a lot of companies are going to leave the UK, never to return. Which will have rather negative effects, obviously.

    And, hey, this has been done before: german ICE vs french IGV. The french chaps won through spying on the germans ;)

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  195. Oh big brother big brother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh big brother big brother
    how do you watch me?
    Let me count the ways....

  196. OT by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    This is completely offtopic so I'm checking NKB and NSB, but I see I'm the only one on your foes list. I consider that an honor, thank you!

    Not sure why I'm on your list but thank you anyway.

  197. Time to get out by Baldur_of_Asgard · · Score: 1

    Over the past century, more people have been killed by their own governments than by ordinary murderers, foreign governments, and terrorists combined.

    So do I trust ANY government? No. And especially not the American government and the British government, both of which are proud to have targeted me for genocide.

    Go South, young man, ALL the way South, and perhaps you can escape the wrath of the fornication of the Great Whore of Babylon!

    (Hmmm. Is that over the top? Sadly, probably not.)

  198. Monitoring Emails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it has to do with England not being a large majority Christian society, but being close to a minor majority. That invites extremists to start jihadic wars.