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  1. The revolution will not be televised ! on YouTube Video Sends Guatemala Into Crisis · · Score: 1

    It will be tweeted and youtubed ! and perhaps friended if you're in the 25-32 age group that still uses facebook and myspace.

  2. Does this mean that... on OIN Posts Details of Microsoft's Anti-Tom Tom Patents · · Score: 0

    Microsoft does a reverse engineer of most products looking for exploitable liability?

    I have a pal who makes CF adapters for MSX computers, I would assume these infringe on "prior art" for FAT.

    I suppose they have to make up for the profit drop somehow!

  3. Who can compete? on OIN Posts Details of Microsoft's Anti-Tom Tom Patents · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Against a company with that many lawyers and the ability to litigate you to oblivion.

  4. Tesla tanks on Curved Laser Beams Could Help Tame Lightning · · Score: 1

    "Beware of these Tesla Tanks they appear to have few vulnerabilities!"

  5. Re:Another 2 Billion? on Microsoft Extends Xbox 360 Warranty To E74 Errors · · Score: 0

    I never said that. Those are your words.
    I stated my anger at the losses incurred
    due to shoddy product.
    You're looking for an argument that doesn't exist.
    I detect a butthurt RROD 360 owner. Join the crowd,
    I'm right there next to you.

  6. Re:The E74 error was kb article on Microsoft Extends Xbox 360 Warranty To E74 Errors · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This was always covered in consoles under one year warranty.
    After that you were SOL
    By increasing it to 3 years, they triple their liability
    and costs.
    Please think before you type.

  7. Re:Another 2 Billion? on Microsoft Extends Xbox 360 Warranty To E74 Errors · · Score: 1

    I am doubly angry!
    I own the declining stock
    I own the defective console (on number 4)
    Each time I send out a RROD I see my dividend going up in smoke.

  8. Another 2 Billion? on Microsoft Extends Xbox 360 Warranty To E74 Errors · · Score: 2, Funny

    It cost 2 Billion to cover the RROD, how much to cover E74??
    As a SHAREHOLDER I am very angry. What are we, a piggy bank?

  9. His noodly highness approves!!! on Texas Vote May Challenge Teaching of Evolution · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I am glad they open the way for my scripture to be taught side by side with christian beliefs once they step on this landmine! Prepare the pasta! We have learnin' to do!

  10. For pennies a day on Blizzard Asserts Rights Over Independent Add-Ons · · Score: 1

    you too can keep impoverished, starving lawyers fed and clothed by being creative.

  11. Clearly on Crocodiles With Frickin' Magnets Attached to Their Heads · · Score: 1

    nothing can go wrong here.

  12. Re:We have witnessed the death of several evolved on Most Extreme Gamma-Ray Blast Yet Detected · · Score: 1

    Sure do, it gets you a giant collider under switzerland that may/may not destroy the earth. Very few things are certain, the rest is agreed observation and theory.

  13. We have witnessed the death of several evolved on Most Extreme Gamma-Ray Blast Yet Detected · · Score: 3, Interesting

    civilizations, if the odds of other life evolving to advanced civilizations is taken seriously.

  14. Conduit calling from 1895 on How To Keep Rats From Eating My Cables? · · Score: 1

    Will you accept the charges?

  15. Ban hard, ban fast, on Managing Online Forums · · Score: 1

    BAN OFTEN.

    First post is an ebay auction? Ban.

    "First" posts? Ban.

    Using "Teh" intentionally? Ban.

    Registering with a nickname composed completely of numbers, letters and no vowels? Application rejected.

    Intelligent conversation? Priceless.

  16. One fingernail drive please ! on Stanford's Quantum Hologram Sets Storage Record · · Score: 1

    Say 500,000,000 atoms on your fingernail (5 atoms deep)converted @ 35 bits

    Appx 2TB per fingernail.

    Five nails and you have raid! Where do I sign??

  17. Greetings Monster.com user! on Monster.com Data Stolen, Won't Email Users · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am a nigerian prince who wishes to hire you. I will send you a check for $60,000 to cover your employment of $55,000.
    All I ask is that you purchase $5000 in laptops to send back to the parent company here.You can even keep one as your work computer.
    As soon as we get the laptops we will send you another check for $100,000 to hire two employees. We only ask the extra $10,000 be sent back to the parent company.

  18. Lay off Keanu !! on Keanu Reeves To Star In Cowboy Bebop · · Score: 1

    Remember JarJar Binks? This is oscar material.

  19. Excuse me while I... on Wiretapping Program Ruled Legal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    go buy more ammo for my soon to be banned guns.
    Jefferson was right

  20. Well you can always rise against oppression ! on Collateral Damage as UK Censors Internet Archive · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Oh yes, that's right, you let the government disarm the whole country.
    When only the police have the weapons, it's called a police state.

    And I thought V for vendetta was surreal..

  21. Mr. Faraday reporting on Is a 'Katrina-Like' Space Storm Brewing? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seriously guys, I figured this out ages ago... -Faraday

  22. Not gonna happen on Fairpoint Pledges To Violate Net Neutrality · · Score: 2, Informative

    Vermont's motto is "Freedom and unity". I don't think they have a snowball's chance in hell of doing this.

  23. AWESOME! on New Asimov Movies Coming · · Score: 1

    Yet more treasured literature crushed beneath Will Smith's boots.

  24. One shield of children please! on Ethical Killing Machines · · Score: 1

    So I guess all our enemies will start dressing like priests, nuns, and red cross workers. Well done!

  25. Fail. on D.I.Y. Home Security · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wireless? Good thing most criminals are stupid.
    Watch the neighborhood kids set this off with a modded cordless phone...