"Why it looks like Joey's tag is right on top of Maria's...and it is moving up and down rapidly. That would mean Joey is on top of Maria and...OH GOD!!!"
How funny that the one that chanted it repeatedly in an infamous net video, is now standing alone with no developers nor employees on his side.
Could it be that *gasp* he doesn't know what he's doing? Microsoft used to be a great company...the only reason they're still around is due to their outdated operating systems (XP, 2000, Server 2003) as Vista is going nowhere, and Office 2007 isn't either. They had better get a new CEO fast, or at least a new business model.
is because when they call their IT help centers for support, they get transferred to Bubkadumpadump in India who doesn't speak English. Oh, waitaminute...
13 billion years old is VERY young in terms of a time scale for the Universe...we are at the very beginning of the Universe's time scale. In another 20 billion years, when Earth is long gone, I guarantee there will be TONS of life forms flying around the galaxies exploring planets. Perhaps we're just the first intelligent life form that has developed? And once we start visiting other planets we will leave bacteria there that will form other life? Why doesn't anyone consider the possibility that WE are the first and only intelligent lifeform at this point in time??
As a law student, I can honestly say that some people may actually be using the internet to research lecture topics, etc, or to Google terms they don't understand. They could also be using LexisNexis or Westlaw for cases.
Better idea: throttle bandwidth to chat sites, instant messaging, p2p, porn sites, etc., and block known sites that seem to be problematic (they can find these easily by monitoring which websites get the most hits during class). That way those that want to use the internet to enhance the lecture can.
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"Why it looks like Joey's tag is right on top of Maria's...and it is moving up and down rapidly. That would mean Joey is on top of Maria and...OH GOD!!!"
/obligatory
Or, if you prefer...
"Time for me to show her my 'O' face. Oh! Oh!"
How Microsoft Dropped the Ballmer with "Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers!"
How funny that the one that chanted it repeatedly in an infamous net video, is now standing alone with no developers nor employees on his side.
Could it be that *gasp* he doesn't know what he's doing? Microsoft used to be a great company...the only reason they're still around is due to their outdated operating systems (XP, 2000, Server 2003) as Vista is going nowhere, and Office 2007 isn't either. They had better get a new CEO fast, or at least a new business model.
is because when they call their IT help centers for support, they get transferred to Bubkadumpadump in India who doesn't speak English. Oh, waitaminute...
When it's copied from Unix.
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13 billion years old is VERY young in terms of a time scale for the Universe...we are at the very beginning of the Universe's time scale. In another 20 billion years, when Earth is long gone, I guarantee there will be TONS of life forms flying around the galaxies exploring planets. Perhaps we're just the first intelligent life form that has developed? And once we start visiting other planets we will leave bacteria there that will form other life? Why doesn't anyone consider the possibility that WE are the first and only intelligent lifeform at this point in time??
But I am more concerned about them pulling into my underwater driveway and photographing my underwater house.
Or...2010, breaking news: Google periscope spotted in homeowner's toilet taking pictures of "uncharted territory."
>Send *fart*
>BRAAAAAP *strong smell comes from man's pants*
>"Ewww! Gross! This is the worst date ever!" *man's date leaves*
>*friends laugh*
Alternatively...
>*woman sends nasty message to man*
>*sniff sniff* "Does it smell like chicken in here?"
I already found the hidden "porn" circuitry.
Police help Microsoft crack your Windows computer's competition.
Because not everyone can be on welfare.
In all seriousness though, we need a gigantic DUH tag for this story.
Since he's using unix, now he can finger and touch his girlfriend.
/STD directory.
I hope he rm -rf'ed her
I wonder if he showed his girlfriend his 3.5" Floppy Drive?
apt-get girlfriend?
$ passwd
Enter old password: iamsocool!!!11
Enter new password: penis
Re-enter new password: penis
Error: Password too short.
OK, enough for now...
Looks like modern pirates would have a lot of words to relearn...
Hijacking - 1. Taking over a post on Slashdot.
Terrorism - 1. DOS attack against all the root DNS servers simultaneously. 2. Slashdotting a website.
"Arrrr..." - 1. Phrase uttered by someone who has just been linked to goatse.cz
One-Eye - 1. Asshole.
Pirate Flag - 1. Used to indicate a box has been pwned. 2. Used by Maddox (maddox.xmission.com) as a TM.
Booty - 1. A woman's butt.
don't release patches, because then people will be able to reverse-engineer the patch. Great idea.
As a law student, I can honestly say that some people may actually be using the internet to research lecture topics, etc, or to Google terms they don't understand. They could also be using LexisNexis or Westlaw for cases.
Better idea: throttle bandwidth to chat sites, instant messaging, p2p, porn sites, etc., and block known sites that seem to be problematic (they can find these easily by monitoring which websites get the most hits during class). That way those that want to use the internet to enhance the lecture can.
from inside my classroom.