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  1. Re:Valid Joke on "New" Words From the Geek Culture · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wouldn't be bragging about needing a dictionary with pictures in it...

  2. Re:The electric car you want is ready now: on Mercedes To Phase Out Gasoline By 2015 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Picture the scene: BobMcD pulls up alongside an electric car in his petrol one that cost 50% more. He revs the engine and hears its growl. His penis almost feels bigger already. The light turns green and the electric car zooms off at twice the speed yet with half the noise and vibration of his car.

    "What a chump!" exclaims BobMcD, turning off the air con to try and conserve his $40 per litre fuel.

  3. Re:The electric car you want is ready now: on Mercedes To Phase Out Gasoline By 2015 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Lowest common denominator? Have you read the Daily Express? ;-)

  4. Re:Wha? on Google Creates Tour de France Video Maps · · Score: 1

    I hear that word really often. Maybe it's because I'm British / read books occasionally...

  5. Re:Same as gas... on OMG Did U C What U R Paying 4 Texting? · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wish there was a "-1, American complaining he's paying too much for fuel".

    (PROTIP: The average cost of petrol in the UK is just under $9 per US gallon.)

  6. Re:Do they do their accounting like Apple does? on NVIDIA To Enable PhysX For Full Line of GPUs · · Score: 1

    I'm assuming you're talking about the 802.11n controversy? That was actually down to anti-monopoly laws; Apple were legally obliged to charge people a certain amount for the upgrade.

  7. Re:what about my wife and children? on Internet Pirates In France To Lose Broadband · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you use a knife to murder someone, it will be confiscated for evidence. That's even if it was your wife's favourite kitchen knife.

    I'm not saying I agree with the law, but why do people have to go so over the top in their discussion of it (and why do people think nonsense like this is insightful)?

  8. Re:Missing double blind on Computer Scientists Scour Your Holiday Photos · · Score: 1

    Double blind testing for a computer? I think you misunderstand the point of double blind testing.

  9. Re:Weaken them on All Your Coffee Are Belong To Us · · Score: 1

    Caffiene isn't habit forming; I should know, I've been drinking it for years.

  10. Good news for China on Google To Develop ISP Throttling Detector · · Score: 0
    I bet the people in China can't wait to download this!

    What do you mean "it's not available from Google.cn"?

  11. Re:Is it just me... on UK's House of Lords Speaks To Voters Via YouTube, Blogs · · Score: 1

    Firstly, the monarchy wield essentially no power, so that point is moot. Of course there are people who think we should get rid of them, and some of their arguments are fair enough, so I'll give you that one.

    So far as the House of Lords goes, you seem to be thinking that "lord" means "deity". Maybe you've only heard the word being used to describe Jesus; I don't know. To British people however, it doesn't imply that we are treating these people like Gods and it carries no religious overtones, so calling someone a Lord certainly isn't considered the same as calling someone a Saint. It's merely a title that we use and noone sees anything wrong with it.

    I hope this has cleared things up for you a little. I can see perhaps that it would be a little confusing for a foreigner, but surely it's more important to try and understand that to insult? I also think it's important to remember that different words have different meanings to people from other cultures; we're not all from the United States after all.

  12. Re:Slashdot, as usual, can't wait to bash Britain. on UK Can Now Hold People Without Charge For 42 Days · · Score: 2, Funny

    To hell with facts, let's just post grossly misrepresented stories. Exactly. The article even states that the bill hasn't gone through the Lords in the third paragraph.

    Still doesn't stop some idiot Yank from going on about how we're all fellating Big Brother (while his government pays someone to urinate on a naked human pyramid of "unlawful combatants").

  13. Not for me! on Have Mathematics Exams Become Easier? · · Score: 1

    I'm in the middle of Part II exams (finals) for the Cambridge Maths Tripos and I certainly wouldn't call them easy! :-S

  14. Re:poverty of expectations on Kurzweil on the Future · · Score: 1

    Fair point --- I'd be incredibly disappointed if the we could only make a machine as clever as you.

  15. Re:People don't learn from history on Barack Obama Wins Democratic Nomination · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Indian? Don't you have to be born a US citizen to get that far in politics?

  16. Re:So ... on Firefox Appears Ready to Crack 20% Share Next Month · · Score: 3, Insightful

    To be fair, most people installing it will want it as default. And besides, if they don't, the next time they open IE or whichever other browser they use, it will throw a hissy-fit about not being the default and show some obnoxious message complaining about this and suggesting they correct their error.

  17. Re:Default Browser on Firefox Appears Ready to Crack 20% Share Next Month · · Score: 1

    On my mac it's used a lot. My RSS reader will open stories in the default browser and my IM client can insert a link to your current page (in your default browser) among other things. Of course, the installation is just drag-and-drop so this story doesn't really apply yet (I believe they're adding an installer, though I have no idea why).

  18. Re:That's just wrong... on Leaning Tower of Pisa Secure For 300 More Years · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Exactly. I mean, when the French stopped using the Eiffel Tower for broadcasting, they tore it down immediately! As an Englishman, I've been campaigning for years for Big Ben to be demolished --- who needs it when we've got digital watches now? Pull your finger out, people of Pisa!

  19. Re:Pringle's Can? Boring! on Pringles Can Designer Dies, Buried In a Pringles Can · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't know why people can't just stick to the simple. Use a box, like Erwin Schrödinger used!

  20. Re:Oh, that one! on Stonehenge As a Royal Family's Burial Site · · Score: 1

    Sure, I've heard of Woodhenge - but why would someone confuse Stonehenge with Woodhenge?

  21. Re:Oh, that one! on Stonehenge As a Royal Family's Burial Site · · Score: 1

    That's a henge sure, but I'm pretty sure painting cars grey doesn't turn them into stone... ;-)

  22. Oh, that one! on Stonehenge As a Royal Family's Burial Site · · Score: 1

    I was amused (disappointed?) to see that Stonehenge had to be described as "Britain's Stonehenge". Does Johnny Foreigner have another one we don't know about?

  23. Re:Oh, the ironing. on '90s Dot-Coms — Where Are They Now? · · Score: 1

    ... and don't seem to have 'sold out' exactly (maybe in some political situations)... Are you kidding me? They censor information so that totalitarian regimes can stop their citizens seeing the atrocities they've commited. I can't think of a more clear-cut case of "selling out".
  24. Re:Stamps.com on '90s Dot-Coms — Where Are They Now? · · Score: 1

    If you're financing the IRA, I wouldn't shout about it!

  25. Good on UK Proposes Banning Computer Generated Abuse · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Has anyone who has replied actually read TFA? I've in fact done a lot more as it's been covered on Radio 4 a fair amount.

    The reason they want to ban it is because it's made by converting REAL CHILD PORN into computer generated images. In other words people know they can't distribute real child porn without being very careful, so they convert real child porn to this and get away with it. So demand for this sort of thing drives up demand for child porn and therefore child abuse.

    But I'm sure none of you lot were bothered about that --- too busy getting a hardon about being the first to quote 1984?