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  1. Thirdy days at sea, and not a wench to be seen ... on The Pirate Bay Sails To a New Home · · Score: 1

    . . . grease up the monkey!

  2. Re:chests? on Communicator Clothing · · Score: 5, Funny

    Captain Kirk would rather walk up to the cute Ensign, tap her chest, and say, "Do you mind if I use your phone?"

  3. Instead of a "guns for toys" exchange . . . on "Violent" Video Games To Be Banned In Venezuela · · Score: 1

    100,000 AK-103's

    . . . they're planning a "violent video games for guns" exchange.

    Hell, an AK-103? Where do I trade my games in?

  4. Re:where your root prompt is on Nokia Releases Linux Handset · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From the Nokia press release that showed how to get root access ( http://flors.wordpress.com/2009/08/27/software-freedom-lovers-here-comes-maemo-5/):

    "If freedom is your concern then you donâ(TM)t need to âoeunlockâ or âoejailbreakâ Maemo 5. From installing an application to getting root access, itâ(TM)s you who decide. We trust you, and at the end itâ(TM)s your device. Nokia also trusts the open source community in general and the Maemo community particularly helping in getting casual users through the experience path. The N900 might just be a new and successful entry point for a new wave of open source users and developers."

  5. A few questions for a Maemo developer . . . ? on Nokia Releases Linux Handset · · Score: 1

    Have you (or anyone else for that matter) tried the Maemo 5 SDK yet? Is there a version available as a VMware Appliance, like for the N800 (which I have and use)? Anyone use the SDK installer on SuSE 11.1, instead of Debian?

    It would be fun to get this and play around with it while I am waiting for it to hit the stores.

  6. Fat folks are obviously so hungry . . . on Obesity May Accelerate Brain Aging · · Score: 1

    . . . that they eat their own brains!

    What a ironic twist on the classical Slashdot Zombie paradigm.

  7. Re:Ollie Williams Space Weather Forecast on Scientists Get $2M To Predict Space Weather · · Score: 1

    " . . . oh, this just in from our Storm Center . . . we might get a few Gamma Ray Bursts in the afternoon, so pack some protective clothing with you this morning . . . "

  8. Why bother with the courts . . . ? on Global Warming To Be Put On Trial? · · Score: 1

    . . . can't we just use the Patriot Act to extraordinarily rendition Global Warming off to Guantanamo?

    "Hell-ooooo, Global Warming! Meet your new friend, the cool and refreshing Water-board!"

    I think it's high time that we took some bold, firm, enhanced scientific techniques against this Global Warming.

  9. Re:NASA and Russia? on NASA To Team Up With Russia For Future Mars Flight · · Score: 1

    Well, if NASA and Russia were in the back seat of the spaceship, and my father was driving, he would tell them both that they should have gone before they left. And that they'll both just have to shut up and hold it in until they get there.

  10. Re:funnly enough most the tech on NASA To Team Up With Russia For Future Mars Flight · · Score: 1

    "The Russians put our camera made by *our* German scientists and your film made by *your* German scientists into their satellite made by *their* German scientists."

    -- "Ice Station Zebra"

    A favorite film of Howard Hughes.

  11. Sorry, but the new 2009 version of this law . . . on British Video Recordings Act 1984 Invalid · · Score: 1

    . . . will only let you buy "naughty" stuff if you are over the age of 40.

  12. Lucky "CSI: Italy" . . . on What Is the Best Way To Track Stolen Gadgets? · · Score: 3, Funny

    . . . they got more than just the suspect's fingerprints . . they got the whole fingers!

    (Scene: A guy with a bandaged hand sitting in the police interrogation room. A detective walks in and tosses a package on the table.)

    "Hey, Luigi, are these your fingers?"

    "Never seen them before in my life, pal!"

  13. Why my Millerâ"Urey experiment didn't work . on Nokia Unveils Its First Netbook · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urey_Miller

    Slashdot has grown way, way, beyond it's Linux / Buffy / Anime roots, as has "geekdom" itself.

    I must have used the wrong roots.

    . . . Buffy . . . ?

  14. Re:Shell apps? on Nokia Leaks Phone With Full GNU/Linux Distribution · · Score: 1

    The VMware appliance is a thingy that you run on your PC (and, yes, it is a Linux client). You can develop and simulate code that will run on the N8XX. A cross compiler which is part of the development environment produces code for the ARM.

    For more info: http://maemo.org/development/

    I think I need to shake down Nokia for providing them with all these free advertisements.

  15. Re:Red Pill / Blue Pill option . . . ? on Nokia Leaks Phone With Full GNU/Linux Distribution · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I guess I should have provided a link: http://wiki.maemo.org/Red_Pill_mode

    WARNING: Red Pill is not intended for use by users, power-users, nor the vast majority of developers. Red Pill mode is very likely to break your tablet and should not be used unless you know exactly what you are doing.

  16. Re:Shell apps? on Nokia Leaks Phone With Full GNU/Linux Distribution · · Score: 1

    For the N800 systems, Nokia even provided Maemo VMware development images where you could build your own apps, and shove them over to the tablet.

    You needed to jump through some hoops to get root (ssh) access, but the info was all available on the Net.

  17. Red Pill / Blue Pill option . . . ? on Nokia Leaks Phone With Full GNU/Linux Distribution · · Score: 2, Interesting

    . . . as an owner of an N800, I would like to know if they will still provide the "Easter Egg" / "Red Pill / Blue Pill" option for installing all the cool (and usefull) apps.

    Unfortunately, these also could make it easy for some dork to brick the thing.

  18. Re:Soon they will realize on Neural Networks-Equipped Robots Evolve the Ability To Deceive · · Score: 1

    Well, let's just hope that these robots don't evolve to identify humans as an alternative food source.

  19. Re:Taking all the fun out of it on Wired Writer Disappears, Find Him and Make $5k · · Score: 1

    . . . contact my family . . ..

    I saw a documentary about so-called "Bounty Hunters" in the US. The guy claimed that family members were to most likely to reveal where you are hiding. He added a quip like:

    "For every person, there are two folks who love you, two people that hate you, and six people who don't give a damn about you. I just need to find the last eight, and they will lead me to my target."

  20. Re:Chicken, Egg on Average Gamer Is 35, Fat and Bummed · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or do we eat because our women are so depressing and food is our only solace?

    "At night, a bachelor opens the refrigerator, looks at what's inside, shakes his head, and then goes to bed."

    "At night, a married man goes to the bedroom, looks at what's in the bed, shakes his head, and then goes to the refrigerator."

  21. Corporate User Syndrome . . . on XP Users Are Willing To Give Windows 7 a Chance · · Score: 1

    . . . my employer supplies me with a SchtinkPad with whatever version of Windows they decide to support. Corporate spy stuff installs updates automatically, checks if my passwords are "conform", etc., and automatically sends a email to my manager informing him that one of his "manageable entities" does not "conform to the norm." I have not used Vista, because my employer has not decided to roll it out. If they decide to roll out Windows 7, I guess I'll be on board.

    But your "committed" statement reminds me of the old eggs and bacon breakfast joke: "The hen participated, the pig was committed."

  22. Technolody provided by Siemens Nokia Networks? on US Tests System To Evade Foreign Web Censorship · · Score: 1

    TFA did not mention who provided the technology. Wouldn't it be a hoot and a half, if it was Siemens Nokia Networks?

    They're the folks that provided Iran with the filtering technology in the first place.

    That would be an excellent double-dipping business strategy: sell one side the stuff to close off the net; sell the other side stuff to open it up again.

    Repeat until your pockets are full.

  23. You should trust him . . . on Why Should I Trust My Network Administrator? · · Score: 1

    . . . as far as you can throw him . . .

    . . . this ancient bit of pseudo-Zen probably makes more or less sense as any other answer to that question . . .

  24. The real question is, not where babies come from . on Parents Baffled By Science Questions · · Score: 1

    . . . but where should they go . . .

  25. The US government owns both GM and the EPA on Chevy Volt Rated At 230 mpg In the City · · Score: 2, Funny

    So I guess there is no conflict of interest there?

    The Chevy Volt has great mileage, by Presidential Executive Order.