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  1. Re:why? on US National Archives Will Upload All Its Holdings To Wikipedia · · Score: 1

    . . . but, as "The Economist" pointed out, are they safe from being eaten by dogs there . . . ? The IRS scandal: A dog ate my e-mails http://www.economist.com/news/...

    On the serious side of things, wouldn't it be better for some independent organization archive government emails? I mean, the Nixon administration investigating the Nixon administration should have taught us something. If an organization separate from the IRS archived the emails, the IRS wouldn't have to say their disks crashed. The independent organization lost them, and we could believe them. With the IRS losing their own emails . . . well, that has a bit of a stench to it.

    Knowing that the NSA, IRS or whoever could not simply erase their own tracks of illegal activities would restore more confidence in the US government.

  2. You feel happy ... very happy ... buy our stock on In 2012, Facebook Altered Content To Tweak Readers' Emotions · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... our stock is very happy ... buy our stock ... you like using Facebook ... you are happy when you use FaceBook ... buy our stock ...

  3. Re:Oldster, not hipster on Ask Slashdot: Correlation Between Text Editor and Programming Language? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    cat, sed and echo. What's "make"? A is certainly for Aho, and K for Kernighan, but I have no idea who "M" and "E" are . . . ?

  4. Re:Spy glasses? on The Military Is About To Get New Augmented Reality Spy Glasses · · Score: 1

    These appear to be glasses I would actually not mind wearing.

    Actually, I was expecting them to look a lot worse . . . when I looked at the picture, they don't seem too far different from the high-end fancy sport sunglasses that I have seen in stores. The ones where you can clip on multiple filters, and stuff.

    I think that they look better than Google Glasses, because they don't have that Colonel Klink or Borg monocle look. I do a lot of riding on trains, and these look like they would be perfect for me, when I want to zone out.

    They would also look less menacing that Google Glasses, because it would be obvious to anyone around that I am NOT looking at them, but at whatever is on my screen. Let's face it . . . Google Glasses already have a bad reputation, never mind whether it is warranted or not. For some reason, I think that something like this might have a better chance of not scaring off people. Just because it would be obvious that I am immersed in the glasses. I would be just like sitting in a corner with an Occulus Rift on my head . . . just less dorky.

  5. Re:Are you getting it yet? on Germany Scores First: Ends Verizon Contract Over NSA Concerns · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Germany probably thought that the US were their allies . . .

    . . . fools, indeed! The US doesn't have any allies any more; just enemies. Or, at least they treat everyone as enemies.

    Hell, even the citizens of the US are treated as enemies by their own government . . .

  6. Re:"Nut up" doesn't mean what you think it means. on Germany Scores First: Ends Verizon Contract Over NSA Concerns · · Score: 1

    Go ask the IRA about their "nutting squad" . . . or . . . maybe it's a better idea not to . . .

    My first thought was, "Whose nut, youse guys?"

  7. Re:Google should thank this guy... on Making an Autonomous Car On a Budget · · Score: 2

    sued by an ambulance-chaser.

    . . . actually, what a brilliant idea for an application for an autonomous car! An autonomous ambulance-chaser!

    It could be parked in front of a hospital, and as soon as an ambulance leaves the hospital, all it needs to do is scream "Follow that car!" to itself. The lawyer can follow the action from his office, like an O. J. Simpson slow car chase, and can sign the victim up via Internet video chat before he gets attended to by the ER staff.

  8. Re:Why isn't time dark matter? on Mysterious X-ray Signal Hints At Dark Matter · · Score: 4, Funny

    Because time doesn't impact mass.

    You should see my sister-in-law...

    Marriage impacts mass. Just compare the waistlines of your single and married friends, and you will see what I mean.

    At night, a bachelor goes to the refrigerator, looks at what's inside, and then goes directly to bed.

    At night, a married man goes to the bedroom, looks at what's inside, and then goes directly to the refrigerator.

  9. Re:Moot point on Supreme Court Rules Cell Phones Can't Be Searched Without a Warrant · · Score: 2

    They'll just go ahead and search your phone anyway, by whatever means they have. They won't be able to submit what they find as evidence . . . until they get a search warrant afterwards.

    They can still use anything they find as part of their investigations . . . to get other evidence by legal means, which they then can submit to a judge for a warrant.

  10. Here you go: http://ec.europa.eu/programmes...

    . . . the rest is up to your writing capability . . . an excellent submission could also be reused for an Ig Nobel . . .

  11. Re:HUH? on Climate Change Prompts Emperor Penguins To Find New Breeding Grounds · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you apply for a grant to study penguin breeding grounds . . . you won't get it approved.

    If you apply for a grant to study penguin breeding grounds . . . affected by global climate change . . . you can have all the money you want.

  12. Re:Speaking as a guy in his 40s... on Age Discrimination In the Tech Industry · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience" -- Ronald Reagan

  13. Re:You are the only one. on Age Discrimination In the Tech Industry · · Score: 2

    Yes, you are.

    No He's not.

    Listen, this isn't an argument . . .

  14. Re:It will be interesting to see how good these ch on Russia Wants To Replace US Computer Chips With Local Processors · · Score: 5, Funny

    I fail to see the reliability advantage of the Soyuz.

    The Soyuz can still take you into space. The Space Shuttle can't.

    That's infinitely more reliable.

  15. Re:FCC Violating Second Amendment on Chinese Vendor Could Pay $34.9M FCC Fine In Signal-Jammer Sting · · Score: 1

    Also, jammers are not weapons as defined by law.

    It depends on where you jam them.

    That company could have made a fortune selling Google Glass jammers. But methinks some other dubious company will step up to the plate . . . for a while, anyway, until the FCC catches them, as well.

    It will be like the illegal drug market . . . as long as someone wants to buy one, someone will be selling them . . .

  16. Re:Yes, let's tax the poor on 2 US Senators Propose 12-Cent Gas Tax Increase · · Score: 1

    "I think we should tax foreigners living abroad!" -- Monty Python

    "The art of taxation is like plucking a live goose for feathers for a pillow. You want to get the maximum amount of feathers, with the minimum amount of fuss." -- The Economist.

    An ancient Roman poet was asked, "What taxes do you think should be collected?" His answer: "Those that someone else pays."

    Taxes is one thing that humanity will never be able to get right. We all seem to agree that someone needs to pay taxes . . . but other than that the ideas spread out in all directions of an Abstract Hilbert Space. And despite our best intentions that everyone only pay their "fair share" of taxes . . . there are always some unforeseen consequences that end up screwing someone who can't afford it.

    Take the infamous US luxury tax. Sailboats are expensive toys for the rich, as well as luxury cars. So it should be fair to put a high tax on them . . .

    . . . but a bunch of poor sailboat carpenters are now unemployed, because nobody wants to buy a new boat. Oh, and if you need a wheelchair device for your car? Hey, that's a luxury price car!

    So . . . some folks have been proudly posting that the gas taxes are much higher in their countries. They don't seem to mind paying high gas taxes. So why doesn't the US put a tax on gas sold in foreign countries . . . ? It can't get any worse than our current foreign policy mess . . .

  17. Re:Anti-tax, not conservative, groups on IRS Recycled Lerner Hard Drive · · Score: 1

    Actually, wasn't the USA founded by anti-tax groups . . . ?

    Yes, the revolution taxes its children, indeed. It doesn't eat them any more.

  18. Re:What is the internet of things? on US Wants To Build 'Internet of Postal Things' · · Score: 1

    I've never understood this term.

    . . . just wait until someone comes up with an "Internet of Things Cloud" . . . or should it be a "Cloud of Internet Things" . . . ?

  19. Re:Email recipients on IRS Lost Emails of 6 More Employees Under Investigation · · Score: 5, Insightful

    . . . unfortunately, the receivers' disk have also crashed.

    It should be pretty obvious to everyone now. The IRS is not going help the investigation. If fact, they are obstructing it.

  20. Re:Good news for Mice. on Century-Old Drug Reverses Signs of Autism In Mice · · Score: 1

    I'm thinking we'll find that out really soon, as desperate parents buy the drug on the black market, and try it out on their kids.

  21. Re:Bets, anyone? on Chinese-Built Cars Are Coming To the US Next Year · · Score: 1

    US body, US engine, US transmission, US tires

    . . . not bad, for an Italian car!

    In case you don't know, Chrysler is owned by Fiat.

  22. Re:A taste of things to come? on France Cries Foul At World Cup "Spy Drone" · · Score: 1

    If the drone gets damaged during the capture...well...C'est la vie!

    C'est la guerre would be much more appropriate. Celebrity security bodyguards will be soon be toting long range bird guns to ensure their customers' privacy.

    I'd personally recommend a Browning BPS 10 gauge with Tungsten Super Shot loads.

  23. Re:What The?!? on US Agency Aims To Regulate Map Aids In Vehicles · · Score: 1

    They are ARE tax dollars.

    It depends on what the word IS is. -- Bill Clinton

    I think you meant to write:

    Argh, matey! They are, argh, tax dollars. Thirty days at sea, and not a wench to be seen. Grease up the monkey!

  24. Re:yuck epresso on How To Make Espresso In Space · · Score: 1

    REAL men chew the beans.

    Hard guys pass the beans through their own intestinal tract, Kopi Luwak style, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K... . . .

    . . . and then chew them.

  25. Re:What's wrong with html and javascript? on Ask Slashdot: Best Rapid Development Language To Learn Today? · · Score: 5, Funny

    javascript takes about 17 minutes to learn --

    . . . and 17 hours to debug . . .