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  1. Re:Why? on MS Confirms Six Different Versions of Windows 7 · · Score: 1

    I'm not assuming that it's a huge chunk of the OS, however these licenseable features could be considered to add significant value to the product.

    What "value" do you mean? The "extra bits 'n' bytes are actually worth more"-kinda value, or the self-masturbatory biz-speak synonym for "let's use 10 straws in one milkshake and suck until there's nothing left"-kinda value?

  2. Re:Why? on MS Confirms Six Different Versions of Windows 7 · · Score: 1

    When you hold a monopoly on stuff you make more money by confusing your users with different versions. Why settle for people buying your software once when they can buy it twice or thrice, and then blame themselves afterwards instead of you?

  3. Re:Obviously.... on MS Confirms Six Different Versions of Windows 7 · · Score: 1

    Ubuntu Desktop Edition Ubuntu MID Edition Ubuntu Server Edition Ubuntu Netbook Remix Kubuntu Xubuntu Edbuntu 7 official versions of Ubuntu alone. You were saying..?

    Difference here being that any of those can be made into one another for free if so wanted, the variations are motivated by taste (KDE or Gnome), use (home or school), and hardware (PC, netbook or server). Windows-versions OTOH is a gradual ascension from "Windows Cripple" to "Windows Unhindered", motivation being to purposefully annoy the users into buying the next version in order to escape hindrance. Why else would they charge more for the Prof. and Ultimate versions if not to squeeze the lemon?

  4. Re:Doing != Teaching on NASA and Google To Back New "Singularity University" · · Score: 1

    Here in Denmark we get paid to study after the age of 18...roughly $700 every month...universities included...

    Oh, and we have universal healthcare...and hot girls...and LEGO...

  5. Re:"hopeless community effort", I'm afraid on LinuxDefenders.org Launches To Fight Patent Trolls · · Score: 1

    Unlike coding as a group, which gave us Linux, creating meaningful and valid prior art is both harder and much less rewarding.

    Nonsense, you just whine because you do not have a timemachine like the rest of us.

  6. Re:PC LOAD COFFEE on RITI Printer Uses Your Coffee Grounds For Eco Ink · · Score: 1

    Considering its effect on our people perhaps they can link it with a gas recycling facility in the mens room.

    That's a no-go, imagine the massacre if Russia decided to turn off the gas-valve. The last thing heard before the explosion which knocked Earth out of orbit was a million people screaming "The gas must FLOW!"

  7. Re:Yum, yum. Recycled, recycled Kopi Luwak on RITI Printer Uses Your Coffee Grounds For Eco Ink · · Score: 1

    Wow. Almost makes me want to puke...

    Brown, yellow, now we just need another color and we got ourselves a new RGB-substitute. How about snot or wasabi?

  8. Re:errr on NFL's IT Chief Gears Up For His 25th Super Bowl · · Score: 1

    What the hell is a Super Bowl?

    It's like...y'know...the thing after Net 2.0 and cloud-computing or something. Information gets stored in a pig-bladder and thrown around between nodes...or something...

  9. MEMEME I got a project! on NASA Offering Free Zero Gravity Flights · · Score: 1

    I want to see what happens if Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicks the flight from the inside. In theory it should propel the aircraft away from Chuck, but since he is inside the aircraft it will hit him in the back of the head. Perhaps we can get this whole "unstoppable force meets the immovable object"-discourse put to rest.

    Oh, and it has to be done in microgravity because it'd be intrinsically cooler.

  10. Here's a question... on WD's Monster 2TB Caviar Green Drive, Preview Test · · Score: 1

    When in time could you fit all internet-pr0n on a 2GB-disk?

    Really, it's one of those facts that are fun to know. Screw Bill Gates sitting on top a mountain of paper holding a cd, or the comparison between a modern-day computer and the gym-sized old ones.

  11. Re:Zomg on AMD Phenom II Overclocked To 6.5GHz · · Score: 1

    People use liquid nitrogen to over clock a CPU, news at 11.

    Yeah, someone should use bottled slashdot-sarcasm instead, the problem is avoiding turning the computer into Bose-Einstein condensate.

  12. What? on Microsoft To Kill Windows 7 Beta Februrary 10th · · Score: 1

    'We are at a point where we have more than enough beta testers and feedback coming in to meet our engineering needs

    When can one have enough beta-testers? I mean, they're not doing this to satisfy their engineers, are they?

  13. Color-joke incoming on Obama Keeps His Blackberry (And Gets a Sectera) · · Score: 1

    Obama: "Why can't I keep my Blackberry? :'("

    Jesse Jackson: "Because you're not REALLY black, your mother was white".

    Obama: "What do I get then?"

    Jesse Jackson: "A ZUNE!"

  14. Re:Collector's Item on Unboxing a 1984 Atari Peripheral, 25 Years Later · · Score: 1

    Or maybe he's attempting to combat the idea that something should have greatly increased value just because nobody ever bothered to use it before.

    Damnit, I already unboxed the Zune-demo I got from work...

  15. Re:Even if the answer is no... on Ubuntu Download Speeds Beat Windows XP's · · Score: 1

    "My left nut is larger than my right nut but does it produce more sperm than my right nut? Discuss."

    Depends on how fast you can stream pr0n, and so we'll need to know how much ram you've got, evidently.

  16. Re:Exactly on Woman Claims Ubuntu Kept Her From Online Classes · · Score: 1

    So how can we bridge those kinds of gaps?

    Kill the stupid people?

    I mean, we're already stealing marketshares, we might as well go all in with all these vices.

  17. Re:First chance to see if Obama is a retard or not on DIRECT Post-Shuttle Plan Pitched To Obama Team · · Score: 4, Funny

    First chance to see if Obama is a retard or not

    NASA-engineer: "So Mr. President, will you fund our project?"

    Obama: "My Momma always said life is like a box of chocol..."

    NASA-engineer: "FFS, not again!"

  18. Yeah yeah you laugh now... on Four Threats For '09 You Haven't Heard of · · Score: 1

    ...just wait until that terrorist with a load of Sony laptop-batteries strapped around his waist come calling in a populated area near you.

  19. Re:World of Warcraft and p2p... on Australia To Block BitTorrent · · Score: 5, Funny

    - Darkrogue hits Bennygnome for 400 damage.
    - Australian Officer casts search-warrant on Darkrogue.
    Darkrogue says: "What the h..."
    - Darkrogue dies.
    Darkrogue has left the game.

  20. Re:The Boss Decides... so be the Boss on Is Finding Part Time Work In IT Unrealistic? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Luckily, that's not the case at all when you're your own boss ;)

    Probably not, but resigning from the job is a bitch. I can't agree with myself whether I should quit or I should be fired.

  21. Battery = Phallos on US Corps Want $1B From Gov't For Battery Factory · · Score: 0, Troll

    From the WSJ story: 'More than four dozen advanced battery factories are being built in China but none, currently, in the U.S.'"

    We, chinese, have vevvy small penises. You amevicans, LARGE penises, but no batevvies to power them HAHAHAHA!

  22. Re:I'm no fan of MS... on Experts Say To Switch Browsers In Light of IE Vulnerability · · Score: 1

    .. in fact I'm a diehard linux fanman (too old to be a fanboi!) But even I'm getting sick of the hysterical anti MS reaction every single time some exploit appears for some or other program.

    There's also the possibility that the "hysteria" is simply a result of a growing overall opinion that Microsoft is bad and/or alternatives to Windows are good, in which case "hysteria" is good (as I stand on that side of the fence). Greater market-share = more people bitching and moaning = increased "hysteria" perceived (which is not really hysteria, rather it's more people finding it important).

  23. Super! on Microsoft's Thumbtack, an Answer To Google Notebook · · Score: 1

    Eh...I meant superfluous!

  24. Yeah... on Google Chrome Is Out of Beta · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...but does it run Linux?

  25. In my mind I see a picture... on Is There a Cyberwar, and Is the US Losing It? · · Score: 1

    ...of Ted Stevens wearing a Mario-suit, plumbing the depths of teh internets, spitting fireballs and wielding a Colt M60.