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  1. PA TAXES on The Inevitable Internet Sales Tax? · · Score: 2

    I live in PA, I believe that it's called a usage tax, or consumption tax or something like that. You're supposed to get forms from the state and pay your 6% state taxes on catalog and internet purchases.

    Buying from out of state isn't a way to "LEGALLY" get around sales tax in this state. They are going ot get their 6%(7% if you're in Allegheny county, we have to build two new sports stadiums you know.).

    LK

  2. oops on Who's Afraid Of C++? · · Score: 1

    After re reading this again, I didn't realize how badly HTML would goof up the greaterthan and lessthan characters. If anyone wants this, let me know I'll e-mail you a full working copy.

    LK

  3. Missing includes on Who's Afraid Of C++? · · Score: 1

    Silly me, I forgot that seeing these at html would make the includes invisible.

    iostream
    ctime
    iomanip
    fstream
    string

  4. I got your C++ right here-THE LARS-O-MATIC on Who's Afraid Of C++? · · Score: 2

    /*This is my Lars-O-Matic gibberish generator
    ©2000 Lord Kano

    Although this code is GPLed, I request that if you make any modifications based upon it, please give me a little credit
    for writing the original code.

    This code was written to be as easily portable as possible. It was written on an old Power Mac 7300/180, but it should
    compile and run under just about any OS.

    The LarsSpeak array is comprised of real phrases from Lars, as well as a some that I made up but still sound LarsLike.
    */
    #define __LARS_ULRICH DickHead
    #define ___METALLICA Sold_Out_Commercialized_Whiny_Babies
    #include
    #include
    #include
    #include
    #include

    using namespace std;

    string phrase[19];//Array of Lars Speak

    //function prototypes

    void setphrases(void);//Fill the phrases array with Lars Speak
    void larsspeak(int);//Send to the screen, int times, an example of Lars Speak

    //end function prototypes

    int main(){
    srand(time (0));//seed the random number generator with the value pulled from the clock.
    setphrases();

    char ch;

    string filename;
    string *fn;

    fn =

    while (filename != "quit"){//Repeat this loop until the user enters quit at the following prompt

    cout > filename;
    cout c_str());//Open the filename the user specified at the above prompt

    if (!mystream.is_open()) {
    if (filename != "quit") {cout "FILE NOT OPENED ERROR!";}//If we can't open a file that was specified by the user, first check to see if we were told to quit, if not give an error.
    goto here;
    }

    while (mystream){//get each character sequentially
    mystream.get(ch);
    if (ch == '\n'){//if the character is a newline, LARSIFY
    cout " ";
    larsspeak(1);
    goto here;
    }

    if(mystream) cout ch;
    if (ch == ' '){//if we encounter a space
    if (!(rand() % 4)){//once out of every four times, LARSIFY
    larsspeak(1);
    }
    }
    here:;
    }

    mystream.close();//when we're done, close the file for good measure.
    }

    return 0;

    }

    void larsspeak (int i){
    for (int x = 0; x i; x++){
    cout phrase[(rand()%19)];
    }
    }

    void setphrases(void){
    phrase[0] = "um, ";
    phrase[1] = "oh, ";
    phrase[2] = "well, ";
    phrase[3] = "James says, ";
    phrase[4] = "according to my lawyer, ";
    phrase[5] = "like, ";
    phrase[6] = "uh, ";
    phrase[7] = "ya see, ";
    phrase[8] = "I mean, ";
    phrase[9] = "I know how to get onto AOL, and I will say that I have used AOL a couple of times to check some hockey scores, but I'm no expert at this stuff, ";
    phrase[10] = "ya know, ";
    phrase[11] = "OK, ";
    phrase[12] = "basically ";
    phrase[13] = "and this is really the simplest way of saying it, ";
    phrase[14] = "I think ";
    phrase[15] = "well, it's like this,";
    phrase[16] = "for one reason, and one reason only, ";
    phrase[17] = "I'm sorry, all of a sudden your mind goes blank, ";
    phrase[18] = "like I said before, ";
    }
    //Thank you

  5. Re:Martial Arts on Under-the-Desk Exercise Equipment? · · Score: 2

    If you want a cardiovascular workout, take an aerobics class. If your teach is going to impart upon you knowledge that, if used incorrectly, can hurt people, then he should be teaching you a system of values. Just as a parent shouldn't hand a child a firearm without teaching that child the responsibility that goes along with it.

    If you look at buddhist monks, some of them are the most amazing fighters that you'll ever see. Well into old age, many of them would be capable of clearing a bar full of drunken marines.

    I had several teachers over the years, one of whom only cared about the fighting part. He wanted us to learn to be great fighters. I learned much from him, but I learned much more from the teachers who stressed self discipline and respect.

    I had a teacher from Japan once, his family's katana hung on the wall above the mat. He helped me develop my ability to use the tonfa beyond what my previous instructor had. I watched as he had another student in the class kick him in the crotch hard enough to lift him off of his feet, and then he explained how it worked.

    I assume that you know of the tiger and the dragon. Too many people take martial arts in pursuit of the tiger. The ability of the tiger to "whoop some ass" pales in comparison to the dragon. You can spend a night in jail because you kicked some guy's ass at the bar, I'll walk home because I knew enough to avoid that fight.

    That's why it's imperitive for the instructors to teach their values along with the physical part of a martial art.

    Maybe you had bad teachers, maybe you were a bad student, I don't know about your experiences. Nonetheless I will not stay silent while you malign a great art form.

    LK

  6. Martial Arts on Under-the-Desk Exercise Equipment? · · Score: 2

    Martial arts fit the bill for many people, despite the cult/fascist/zen approach taken by some schools

    While I respect your right to your own opinion, I must disagree here. You use these terms in a pejorative manner.

    If you're looking for strictly a cardiovascular workout, take an aerobics class. While Billy Blanks is an extremely skilled martial artist, this Tae Bo shit has to stop. If you're not willing to put in the time and expend the energy, you shouldn't be doing it.

    LK

  7. Re:Myth stays with Take 2 on Bungie Software Bought By Microsoft · · Score: 2

    The people running Take 2 have their heads on straight. I remember when they refused to allow Derek Smart to milk any more money out of them by releasing BC3000.

    If anyone has the smarts to keep their heads above water versus M$, it would be Take 2.

    LK

  8. It would take some special youths. on Would A Youth-Run Computer Lab Last? · · Score: 2

    I supppose that it depends on how you define youth. Do you mean 15-18 year olds, or do you include people in their 20s?

    LK

  9. Re:Why does this surprise you people? on When Background Checks Go Wrong... · · Score: 2

    Although it has suffered over the last 8 years, the FBI does care about thir reputation. For half a century the FBI was the pinnacle of US law enforcement.

    Their is a chain of responsibility. The FBI agents are responsible, ultimately, to the director. The director is responsible to the president. The president (current example excluded) is responsible to the voters.

    LK

  10. Why does this surprise you people? on When Background Checks Go Wrong... · · Score: 2

    Background checks through databases constantly give false positive results. In the first year after the brady act's passage the FBI's database gave back somewhere in the neighborhood of 60,000 false positive hits on background checks. If the FBI can have that many errors, who do you think that a private firm can do any better?

    I think that permanent marking of felons would be a much better way to go, the blaze orange driver's license wouldn't be perfect but it would eliminate the errors of the current system.

    LK

  11. Your sig on Revenge Of The MP3 Quickies! · · Score: 2

    Why is it that I can't find any source for that quote other than you?

  12. Re:Napster will almost certainly lose, eventually on Revenge Of The MP3 Quickies! · · Score: 2

    I think that the current method of dealing with copyright infringement is the way for Napster to go.

    Identify individual violators and block their accounts. An ISP doesn't have to check to see if all of the files that you upload/download are legal, they just have to deal with you when they get a report that you're dealing in warez.

    I don't see why Napster has to do anything more.

    LK

  13. Re:Easter egg in Fallout 2 on Easter Eggs in Open Source? · · Score: 2

    I'm just glad that I'm a porn connoisseur, or else I wouldn't have know what a "fluffer" is and gotten myself in trouble.

  14. Re:Bad idea on Congress Moving On E-Signatures · · Score: 1

    I realize that it's not as simple as cut and paste, and perhaps I should have explained that.

  15. Bad idea on Congress Moving On E-Signatures · · Score: 2

    I know that pen & ink signatures ca be forged, but a digital sig would (at least now) would be FAR TOO easy to copy. They're going to make this easy for the morons with their first computers (Presario) to use. What does that mean? It'll have to be less secure. People would rather it be easy than secure.

    So let's say that someone intercepts a digital signature on a Non-Disclosure Agreement or somesuch and then types up an agreement saying that they've already given you $X in cash and in exchange you agree to give up your house and then tacks that intercepted sig onto the bottom. You'd actually have to spend money on a lawyer to keep your house.

    Until we have universal standards for STRONG crypto, I think that this is a BAD idea.

    LK

  16. I've got a feeling on Taking On A Spammer · · Score: 2

    that this is a spoof.

    This guy claims to be such an important security expert, yet in addition to reading all of the "Hacker books", visiting "Hacker webpages", reading all of the traffic from the "Hacker mailing lists", and earning a living he STILL has time to hack his way across the internet and steal a hundred megabytes of information from these people.

    I think that he even throws in the negative comments about AOL users in an attempts to curry favor with people like us.

    Rodona, or whoever she is, has some decent nipples but I doubt the veracity of his story.

    LK

  17. I made the list!!!! on Taking On A Spammer · · Score: 2

    I made the list of people whom this company is afraid to spam my old email address of "lordkano@sgi.net" is on the list download the list of people whom they fear from...
    http://homepages.manawatu.net.nz/~alanjb/misc.ht m

    LK

  18. Re:DeCSS vs. DeCSS on DeCSS Update · · Score: 2

    So civil disobedience is childish to you?

    What do you think of people Ghandhi or Martin Luther King?

    Were they childish for refuing to compromise their beliefs?

    Just because you don't like a behavior isn't a good enough reason for you to start calling names.

    LK

  19. Re:Disturbing, on Do-It-Yourself Sue Napster Software · · Score: 1

    I'm talking theoretically, IF it were possible to copy money without causing a loss to anyone else, it would not be stealing.

    Counterfeitting is not theft. It's illegal, it may or may not be immoral, but it (in and of itself) is not theft. When someone passes a counterfeir bill, they are stealing from a merchant or service provider, but the actualy acy of printing those bills is not theft.

    LK

  20. Re:Disturbing, on Do-It-Yourself Sue Napster Software · · Score: 1

    Not the point. Some here are claiming that denying someone possible revenue is the same as theft.

    LK

  21. Re:Carmack on id Software Announces Development Of Doom III · · Score: 2

    Win 9x has no preemptive multitasking. Win 9x has no protected memory. Where was Carmack's lack of respect there?

    Want to lock up a Win 95 box tight?

    #include

    main(){
    here: goto here;
    return 0;}

    The task scheduler will choke die if you run a program that wants only CPU and no memory or disk access.

    LK

  22. Re:Disturbing, on Do-It-Yourself Sue Napster Software · · Score: 2

    I was always under the impression that stealing is taking something that is not rightfully yours.

    Is copying taking? Although unethical by most all standards, one student copying the work of another is not stealing it. The first student still has his/her original work.

    LK

  23. Re:Wait a second? on Do-It-Yourself Sue Napster Software · · Score: 2

    No, because Napster's bot ban is unreasonable.

    Unreasonable? Who is your ISP. I'll bet you $0.00 that there is a provision in their service contract that for all intents and purposes prohibits you from using a bot to mintain your connection.

    I haven't seem them attack Knapser, Gnapster or any other cloned client. Hell they even have a link to macster on their main page. They don't appear ot care which client you use, as long as you don't use a bot.

    It's completely reasonable. Napster is a free service that they provide at their whim. For a free service they could forbid you from wearing blue velvet panties at any time while you were connected.

    LK

  24. Re:Disturbing, on Do-It-Yourself Sue Napster Software · · Score: 2

    Yeah, person A has produced a song, person B downloads it, person A has lost potential revenue and person B has music.

    You make the assumption that person B WOULD HAVE bought the song if he had not been able to download it for free.

    What if person C bought song X from person A, and then re-sells song X to person B? Is that theft? If person B has bought a new copy of song X from person A, then person A would have made more money. That is the loss of potential revenue.

    LK

  25. Re:Know yours on id Software Announces Development Of Doom III · · Score: 2

    Half Life is a perfect example of why id should be out of the game publishing business. They should simply be making engines that others customize for use in game publishing.

    Half Life and Kingpin blow Q2 out of the water. I'm tired of the run and shoot and run and shoot and run and shoot and run and shoot and run and shoot and run and shoot gameplay of id games.

    LK