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  1. Re:Dear God man on Websites For The Frugal? · · Score: 1

    Thrift is 'positively' loaded. You want 'cheap' or 'stingy'.

  2. Windows 1.02??? on Unofficial Windows98SE Patch · · Score: 1

    Why haven't you updated yet? Hurry, get version 1.03 ! Shit, I wouldn't be reading this if I were you, there are MAJOR security holes in 1.02!

  3. Pouring soda over your keyboard on Unofficial Windows98SE Patch · · Score: 3, Funny

    is better than ME.

    I can't believe they actually took 98 and made it worse by dimensions.

  4. Mod parent up on Unofficial Windows98SE Patch · · Score: 1

    Funny! Funny!

    Wait, it's tragic.

    Hey, this is regular greek!

  5. Re:Could you try to find out? on New Windows Worm on the Loose · · Score: 1

    Coolness! It's suckmysweatyhairysstickysmellyballs@tellier.dk - thanks!

  6. I was as surprised as anyone on New Windows Worm on the Loose · · Score: 1

    I was aiming at funny, but was completely surprised when I saw the moderation results...

  7. I like insightful on New Windows Worm on the Loose · · Score: 1

    Someone modding me insightful for that one is much funnier than the joke itself... :O

  8. So was I on New Windows Worm on the Loose · · Score: 1

    I just thought it would be apparent from context...

    But thanks, anyway ;)

  9. Amazing on New Windows Worm on the Loose · · Score: 1

    - You were apparently the only one who could see the funny bit of my post (apart from the mods).

    I miss stupidpeopledie.com.

  10. Re:Loose not lose on New Windows Worm on the Loose · · Score: 1

    Why? They're very different words.
    There's way trickier words than those...

  11. Could you try to find out? on New Windows Worm on the Loose · · Score: 4, Funny

    After I changed email address, I couldn't figure out where I'd subscribed to that newsletter, either... I'd really like it back...

  12. You must be an american on New Windows Worm on the Loose · · Score: 5, Funny

    Only consumer whores and other types of idiots choose to toss out the computer instead of just wiping the hard drive and installing something else.

  13. Long live metamods on Researchers Develop 3-D Search Engine · · Score: 1

    I came across the grandparent to this post in metamod and wanted to see the replies - which was (un?)lucky for you, cos you reminded me of a page I once came across:
    Sneezing Gay People

  14. What everyone else does on D&D Is 30 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whine that it's all MS's fault and reboot.

  15. I need more coffee on "Mozart Effect" Has A Molecular Basis · · Score: 1

    Always check your spelling before you post:

    Ihr ist 3. Person pluralis.

  16. Re:HOW UP DO HIGH KNEE on "Mozart Effect" Has A Molecular Basis · · Score: 1

    Even though you want to call people names, please have the decency to do it in their own language or in your own name.

    Ihr ist 3. person pluralist.

    Did you use a translation engine? I admit the translation was faulty, but not that faulty.

  17. Apart from powdered Kola nut, on "Mozart Effect" Has A Molecular Basis · · Score: 1

    there's also that old german stuff, what's it called? I believe it's non-addictive, if anything. Yeah.

    The powdered Kola nut, however, is dangerous unless you dose it properly. Apart from that, it's completely legal (at least in DK) and harmless. I can really recommend trying to look it up on the net. If you really want what you describe, you will take the time to find out what it is, what it does, and where you can buy it - for yourself.
    Remember, dose low.

  18. HOW UP DO HIGH KNEE on "Mozart Effect" Has A Molecular Basis · · Score: 1

    Obwohl Sie Leuten benennen möchten, haben Sie bitte das Anstand zum es in ihrer eigenen Sprache oder in Ihrem eigenen Namen zu tun.

    (Probably full of errors, but wtf)

  19. Sad but true on Slashback: Documentary, Directory, FUD · · Score: 1

    That always seems to do the trick

  20. I always knew Sonic games were bad for you, on Lost Sonic Game Gets X-Treme Flashback · · Score: 1

    but I didn't expect developing them could be fatal.

    [insert cheesy canned laughter here]

  21. Ever heard of War Games? on Four Kings, Schroet Kommando Go CS Movie Crazy · · Score: 1

    Ever talked to a soldier who's been deployed? They talk about it like a big game.

    Apart from that, most people actually watch racing because of the possibility of maiming injuries, they just don't want to admit it.

    Some years ago, they installed a (mandatory) computer system in all F-1 cars that automatically slowed them down, just a smidgeon, whenever they turned.
    Injury rates fell, so did viewer figures.
    Then they removed the computers, viewers came back.

  22. You sissy! on Videogame Reviews - Playing With Numbers? · · Score: 1

    In Copenhagen we have a Burger King that came into media focus two summers ago.
    Why?
    They had their traywagons of burgermeat standing in their back yard, in the sun. With rat poison around the meat patties.
    People still go there, all the same.

  23. There's nothing wrong with British girls... on Gard On Tomb Raider, Galleon, Delays · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ... that can't be explained with two world wars.
    More than two generations of their best genes are pushing up the daisies all around Europe.

    God, I'm glad I'm a Scandinavian.

  24. They are on Mars Rock Supports Cross-Seeding Theory · · Score: 1

    And they're working on getting them to the right location, too.

    Gotta love Bush.

  25. Learn to examine on Mars Rock Supports Cross-Seeding Theory · · Score: 1

    What would you then call the practices of the Skulls? The Freemasons?
    Rituals are a way of getting weak-willed men to accept the way things are, and to work for the situation in the ruling class to not change.