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  1. Re:Organic != 'Green' on GE Announces OLED Manufacturing Breakthrough · · Score: 5, Funny

    While I'm probably more of a tree-hugger than most Slashdotters, I'm occasionally tempted to start marketing Organic Hemlock Tea ... "The first tea that's guaranteed to reduce your impact on the environment!"

  2. Re:What about free apps? on An App Store For iPhone Software · · Score: 1

    You must be new, welcome to the Internet.

    That was very helpful of you, but you forgot to explain about how common straw man arguments are.
  3. Re:Battery power? on Next Generation of Gyroscopic Controllers on the Horizon · · Score: 1

    Nah. The controllers will come with long strings to spin up the gyros.

    Seriously, though, I can't tell from TFA, but if they're planning on using gyro-sensors like those in some digital cameras, those probably don't draw that much power.

  4. " ... impossible to imagine ..." on Maryland Scraps Diebold Voting System · · Score: 3, Insightful
    FTA:

    "Indeed, it is impossible to imagine a voting system that could be impervious to attack," the report concluded.

    That's true, as far as it goes.

    But voting systems can -- and have been -- imagined that make it much more difficult to get away with such an attack.
  5. Yup. I'm repeatedy amazed ... on HP & Dell Face Lawsuits From Exploding Hardware · · Score: 1

    I'm repeatedly amazed at how successful corporate media et al have been in demonizing the whole idea of lawsuits, especially "consumers" suing corporations. I wonder if some media-savvy gang member got the idea for the "Stop Snitchin'" campaign from this.

    I suppose they were both inspired by the various forms of the "code of silence" encouraged by other criminal elements in society.

    The parallels are rather striking.

  6. Re:Baaaaahhaaah! Baaaahhh! on Microsoft Will Stream Ads To Grocery Carts · · Score: 1

    What about pay-at-the-pump? I haven't gone inside to pay for gas more than three or four times in the last eight years (usually because the pay-at-the-pump terminal was broken). Seems like that would undercut the strategy.

    Ditto, but I assume that there's some value for them in my using my ATM card. Tracking or some damn thing. I'm sure the given reason is "for the customer's convenience", but please. This isn't my second day on the planet.
  7. Re:Helmet Society on McDonald's UK CEO Blames Video Games for Childhood Obesity · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Well said. It's become such a pain for kids to go outside and do any exercises now, most figure why bother. We did some really crazy stuff as kids and, looking back, I'm surprised no one drowned. But somehow we all managed to survive.

    Millions of people a day drive without seatbelts and live to tell about it. Therefore, seatbelts are totally unnecessary. QEH.

    (QEB = "quod erat handwavandum")
  8. Re:Justifying defense spending on Russian GPS Alternative Near Completion · · Score: 1

    "... defense spending is IMHO one of the few legitimate things for government to be doing.

    I actually agree with you on that point. It's too bad that the vast majority of "defense spending" in the US isn't actually spent on defense. If it were, we'd need a hell of a lot less of it.

    And as far as cynicism is concerned, in the words of Lily Tomlin, "I try to be cynical, but it's hard to keep up."

    I was cynical about the presidency when Bill Clinton was in office. But my attitude back then would look like simple-minded naivite if I applied it to Bush and his enablers.
  9. Justifying defense spending on Russian GPS Alternative Near Completion · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sounds like the world's getting ready to redraw some political boundaries and justify some defense spending.

    Justifying defense spending is easy. Just line up your favorite talking heads on TV and have them talk about how the people who look different and talk weird really really hate freedom and want to kill all right-thinking peace-loving citizens. Have the talking heads subtly or not-so-subtly question the courage and patriotism of anybody who isn't pissing their pants over the supposedly imminent threat.

    Then arrange to borrow the funding for the defense spending. This way, you can put off paying the bills until it's somebody else's problem. With any luck, your political opponent will be in office then, and you can criticize them for the economy that you screwed up. Bonus points if they try to raise taxes to pay off the debts you incurred -- or even just try to end the huge tax cuts you gave to your filthy-rich buddies. (Many of whom just happened to profit enormously from defense contracts and/or own the media corporations who practiced "balanced" journalism by not questioning your lies.)

    Wheee! It's a fun game that everyone enjoys ... well, everyone you care about. The millions of poor dead bastards and their families, not so much. But no sweat -- with some careful handling, some of those grieving families can be the supposed threat for the next time your side is in office.
  10. Re:Turtle Monopoly on Microsoft Complains About Google's Monopoly Abuse · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am still waiting to see someone claim that "mother earth" has a monopoly on turtles. Btw, I like turtles.

    It's obviously a vertical monopoly. Because -- as everyone knows -- it's turtles all the way down.
  11. Re:Well, Screw Democrats then on Clinton Would Crack Down On Game Content · · Score: 1

    The problem with #2 is that any video game that is not appropriate for children will be immediately pulled from store shelves.

    Yeah, just look at cigarettes! When it became against the law to sell them to minors, they became impossible to find, and the entire tobacco industry collapsed.
  12. seeing how things worked out on Dodd's Filibuster Threat Stalls Wiretap Bill · · Score: 1

    It isn't as clear a topic as many folks represent it to be, which is a good reason to keep regulations regarding it down at the state level... Part of the functions of a state is to be "experiments" in law for the rest... each can try their own ideas out, and every one can see how things work out.

    We've already seen "how things work out" in those experiments. Things were really, really bad .
  13. Re:"Skills" on REEM-B, New Humanoid Robot Announced · · Score: 1

    A robotic 'suicide bomber'....the perfect tool for jihad, eh?

    Nope. Suicidal followers are much cheaper.
  14. Re:Heard on the radio this morning on Telecom Immunity Showdown in the Senate Today · · Score: 1

    But the government also works on compromise.

    This government -- particularly the Administration and their enablers -- works on their personal version of compromise. Which essentially means that they just keep demanding what they want in different ways, and if they don't get what they want, they find a way to simply take it. Then, when necessary, they hide their thefts behind "state secrets", "executive privilege", and the all-inclusive "national security".
  15. Re:Changing the scope of local again on How We Might Have Scramjets Sooner than Expected · · Score: 1

    Hate to burst your bubble, but the name of earth's moon is "Moon", not "Luna". Luna is merely latin for "moon".

    And "Moon" is ... um ... merely english for "moon".

    It's like calling your dog "Dog".
  16. Re:hitting a duck on How We Might Have Scramjets Sooner than Expected · · Score: 1

    I wonder what a duck would be doing up at 80,000 ft where we'd find a plane travelling at 10,000 mph.

    Dropping like an Icy B.M., that's what it'd be doing up at 80,000.
  17. Re:Whoa, whoa, whoa on US Government Caught Manipulating Wikipedia · · Score: 1

    But to call the edits partisan or manipulative just because they gave the benefit of the doubt to Bush is going too far.

    At this point, anyone giving Bush the benefit of the doubt -- on this or any of a number of other subjects -- is partisan or at least very badly informed.

    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 1,746,873 times ...
  18. Close on US Government Caught Manipulating Wikipedia · · Score: 1

    Your comment is akin to saying "Wow, you mean someone entered a public library that everyone is allowed to enter" when in fact the charge is that the person went in and set fire to the books.

    Actually, it's more like going into a library and stealing books you don't want anyone to read. Which I gather is a real problem at libraries.
  19. Re:No savings in New York City on UPS Using Software To Eliminate Left Turns · · Score: 1

    Learning to drive elsewhere, I have no idea how many cars I've honked and swore at for waiting at a red light to make a right turn, even at an empty intersection.

    Even where turning right on red is allowed, it's not obligatory.
  20. pre-heating explained, for non-cooks on UPS Using Software To Eliminate Left Turns · · Score: 1

    pre-heating.. there's only two states an oven can be in, heated or unheated!

    Carlin (or whoever wrote that) evidently doesn't cook much. While many recipes call for the oven to be fully heated before putting the food in -- hence pre-heating -- there are certainly recipes that call for the oven to be at room temperature when the food is put in, and then turned on. So using "pre-" in the former circumstance is perfectly reasonable.

    (Of course, to be really geeky, one could point out that all ovens -- even those at room temperature -- are "heated". After all, none of them are at absolute zero ...)
  21. perception != reality on UPS Using Software To Eliminate Left Turns · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While the implementation may well be flawed, it's also possible that the observer's perception of the situation is too limited to adequately judge it. By the nature of the problem, shaping traffic patterns can involve local actions that look non-optimal but have a positive effect on the overall system.

  22. Re:They are the Boogeymen! on Iran Builds Supercomputer From Banned AMD Parts · · Score: 1

    The nuclear blasts were horrific, but were not the worst things in the war by far. And when you start to open the comparisons out a bit farther, there are true genocides out there that make the wartime atrocities pale by comparison.

    Hey, most murderers only kill one or two people -- they're practically angels ... by comparison.
  23. Re:Sue 'em on Will ISP Web Content Filtering Continue To Grow? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Instead of suing for everything, we could just make a law to prevent this.

    Filing suit is part of the process of enforcing certain already-existing laws.

    You might just as well say, "Instead of arresting people for everything, we could just make a law to prevent murder."
  24. "space" vs space on 2008, The Year of the Spaceship · · Score: 1

    While I'm certainly cheering on Virgin Galactic, and wish them well in this stage of their business model, I have to say that I won't really be personally tempted until an orbital tourist flight is available.

    Of course, unless they establish orbital flights sooner and the price for same comes down farther and faster than I think it will, it's probably a moot point for me.

  25. Re:Mass Hypnosis! on Study Finds Film Enjoyment Is Contagious · · Score: 1

    My god! Feeling good at the movies is a hysterical conversion disorder?!

    No, but there's probably a name for the tendency to criticize people for saying something that they didn't actually say. Maybe it's something like "Spontaneous Self-Righteousness Syndrome".