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  1. Should be the standard on Major Aussie ISP Disconnecting Trojaned PCs · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Burn up the SMTP servers, then take your lumps.

    All responsible ISPs should apply that logic. Too bad money often replaces responsibility so much.

  2. Personal issues on Commercial Exoskeletons · · Score: 5, Funny

    With one of these and a perl script, I don't even have to work at masturbation.

    If I can only incorporate that roomba into this...

  3. In Soviet Russia.. on The House Building Machine · · Score: -1

    Concrete houses are built around you!

    that sucks...
    :

  4. Re:Ripped off Bally on Portrait of The Last Remaining Pinball Wizard · · Score: 1

    After caught, they were licensed.

    Litigation prevailed.

  5. Re:How long can this consolidation trend go on for on Time Warner, Comcast in Deal to Buy Adelphia · · Score: 1

    We pick the one that isn't MS.

  6. Homer's take on Galactic Pancake Mystery Solved · · Score: 1

    Mmmmmmmmmm......

    Universalicious

  7. Been there, done that.... on Hitachi Goes Perpendicular · · Score: 2, Funny

    My boss has been calling me and demanding I get Perpendicular for years....and my memory hasn't improved one bit.

  8. Foxes, henhouse? on Rosenzweig Now Chairman of DHS Privacy Board · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Um....

    Duh!

  9. My life is complete now. on CherryOS Goes Open Source · · Score: 2, Funny

    YES!

    I can finally breathe again!

  10. Ripped off Bally on Portrait of The Last Remaining Pinball Wizard · · Score: 1

    Bah!

    Stern is only around because they cloned Bally's circuit boards.

    They didn't even try to obscure it, either. The things were identical, save for a couple of resistors here and there.

    Microsoft of Pinball manufacturers, I say.

  11. 007 on Forty Years of Moore's Law · · Score: 2, Funny

    Somehow, sometime, Moores law will fail.

    Then you will have Lazenby's, Connery's, Dalton's, then (perhaps) Brosnan's law fail as well. Some laws can be.....broken, and twisted, and....um suckey. That last illiterative is mine....all mine, Mr. Bond.

  12. Convergence on A Voice-Controlled TV Remote · · Score: 1

    "Remote, put on the Playboy Channel"
    "Robosapien, bring me some wetnaps"

  13. 2001 on Voice-Controlled Robosapien · · Score: 3, Funny

    Service me!

    "I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you do that."

  14. Federally Mandated Smell on Smell Mail to Replace E-mail? · · Score: 1

    For any unsolicited email, the government should force the sender to encode the smell of Spam. You could then have your E-mail program filter it out. (an olfactory filter?) ...Oh, and anything to do with Linux should have that fresh "new baby" smell.

  15. Re:The Bomb: Not a disaster, thankfully. on The 20th Century: Loser Style · · Score: 1

    One then wonders why the US is developing a nuclear "umbrella" defence?

  16. Re:What's its name? on The 20th Century: Loser Style · · Score: 1

    And the Canadian Avro Arrow.

  17. Oh, and also.... on The 20th Century: Loser Style · · Score: 1

    The Chinese Embassy bombing.... "er....gee sir...the maps just didn't reflect current realities"

  18. I can't believe the hackers didn't get this one on The 20th Century: Loser Style · · Score: 1

    New Coke!