User: Noone Thirty

Re:So am I safe?

On: Android Hacked Via NFC On the Samsung Galaxy S 3

so until the real refs are back noone is safe!

Maybe so, but I'm still not taking any chances.

Re:That pay is just for the first few months

On: Apple Store Employees Soak Up the Atmosphere, But Not Much Cash

Apparently Apple as of last week started giving substantial raises, so maybe she's in for some good news.

Apple Retail Employees Getting Sizeable Raises
raising the wages of its retail store employees by as much as a quarter of their wages following an internal review period earlier this year. Employees began learning of the raises in face-to-face meetings with managers last week, according to three Apple employees in various regions across the U.S. The raises, which are based on performance, will begin appearing in paychecks around the middle of July, two of these people said.

Re:What a stupid time to post this drivel

On: Apple Store Employees Soak Up the Atmosphere, But Not Much Cash

Admittedly there's some ambiguity, but I believe the word "each" in his post implies that four people are each paying 6K per year.

Re:Same problem here in the US

On: Taxes Lead Angry Birds Maker Rovio To Consider Move To Ireland

If what you are saying were true, noone would ever be poor

(checking bank book...) Sadly I think that may be right.

Re:He's such a star

On: Ask Jonathan Coulton About the Transformation From Code Monkey to Internet Star

Noone has ever heard of him.

Oh yeah, Johnny and I go way back.

Re:torrent

On: Atari Loses Copyright Suit Against RapidShare

noone can be sure that AloneInTheDark is a game owned by Atari.

True enough, but it doesn't matter. I'd never work for those bastards.

Re:Not Just The iPad/iPhone - It's All Smartphones

On: iPad Bait and Switch — No More Unlimited Data Plan

Noone can deliver.

I know what the ladies like.

small return

On: Apple Promises Mother Lode to Billionth App Downloader

They're currently about 60 million away. And each of those downloads gets an entry into the drawing. So if they're giving away $15,000 worth of stuff then the value of an entry is *way* less than one penny.

Re:Accident?

On: Karl Rove's IT Guru Dies In Small Plane Crash

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean noone is after me!

Buddy, I don't even know you.