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Apple Promises Mother Lode to Billionth App Downloader

An anonymous reader writes "Apple has posted a counter of App Store downloads as they approach one billion downloads. The lucky billionth downloader gets to walk away with a stash consisting of a MacBook Pro, 32GB iPod Touch, Time Capsule and $10,000 iTunes gift certificate. The App Store now has over 30,000 applications."

119 comments

  1. The Motherload? by eldavojohn · · Score: 1, Funny

    Apple Promises Motherload to Billionth App Downloader

    They promise to deliver Bristol's massive storm water drain system?! But how will they deal with flooding?! I am dubious.

    Well, I knew this cult would cost a lot of time and money. Fellow Apple fanboys, gather your shovels and pickaxes. There is much work to be done before morning! Steve Jobs, thine will be done.

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  2. Mistake In Title. by liquidMONKEY · · Score: 2, Informative

    Isn't it mother lode, not motherload?

    1. Re:Mistake In Title. by smooth+wombat · · Score: 4, Funny

      Isn't it mother lode, not motherload?

      This is Slashdot. Their is no room for correct spelling or word usage. Your one of those gammer nazis who should stop being so pedantec.

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    2. Re:Mistake In Title. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it mother lode, not motherload?

      Depends on what it's made of. e.g. Yo Mama's so big that the toilet can't handle the motherload.

    3. Re:Mistake In Title. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Au contraire, mon frere -- motherload is correct.

      The billionth app downloader will have his mother impregnated via divine insemination by Steve Jobs himself.

      Henceforth this will be known as the iMac-culate Conception, and the offspring of the Holy iSpirit will be brought up as leader of the iFaithful to inherit the reins of Apple.

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    4. Re:Mistake In Title. by BikeHelmet · · Score: 1

      This game says Motherload.

      But Dictionary.com agrees with you.

    5. Re:Mistake In Title. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yes. Mother lode refers to the discovery of bedrock veins containing gold, from which placer deposits are derived by erosion. The classic example was during the California gold rush. They started finding gold in the streams (placer deposits) first and then traced the source upstream to the bedrock of the mountains and started mining there -- which was far more lucrative.

      Motherload is the term used for, er, I'm not sure. Something to do with certain types of entertainment videos coincidentally also best known from California, I think.

    6. Re:Mistake In Title. by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      Au contraire, mon frere -- motherload is correct.

      The billionth app downloader will have his mother impregnated via divine insemination by Steve Jobs himself.

      Henceforth this will be known as the iMac-culate Conception, and the offspring of the Holy iSpirit will be brought up as leader of the iFaithful to inherit the reins of Apple.

      Someone's mother? Ah, I see, it's the slutty Version Mary.

    7. Re:Mistake In Title. by saiha · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's spelled "whoosh"

    8. Re:Mistake In Title. by bidule · · Score: 3, Funny

      Your one of those gammer nazis who should stop being so pedantec.

      I think you mean "you're"

      Wouche, wouche!

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    9. Re:Mistake In Title. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      isn't it you're, not your?

    10. Re:Mistake In Title. by bonch · · Score: 1

      But don't you dare call piracy "theft!"

    11. Re:Mistake In Title. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, it stars Ron Jeremy. Mother Load it is...

    12. Re:Mistake In Title. by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Asplode.

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    13. Re:Mistake In Title. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this deserves at least 6 - "iMac-culate" -classic.

    14. Re:Mistake In Title. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and "pedantic"

  3. *drools* by Em+Emalb · · Score: 1

    me likey!

    *drools some more*

    *still drooling*

    ok, done.
    I wouldn't kick that new MBP outta bed for eating crackers.
    (would we, crackers?)

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    1. Re:*drools* by Tetsujin · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wouldn't kick that new MBP outta bed for eating crackers.

      It will, however, take up most of the bed. :)

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  4. Nevermind I was wrong by LateArthurDent · · Score: 1

    Mod that post -1 incorrect (they really need that option). The rules say that the random selection occurs when the order is indeterminate, but they are looking for the billionth one.

    1. Re:Nevermind I was wrong by emocomputerjock · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If /. had an -1 incorrect option I'd have to set my threshold to imaginary numbers to see anyone's comments.

    2. Re:Nevermind I was wrong by Hikaru79 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think you were correct. In fact in the official rules it states in big capital letters:

      NO PURCHASE OR DOWNLOAD NECESSARY. A PURCHASE OR DOWNLOAD OF ANY KIND WILL NOT INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING.

      Seems pretty clear to me. The contest is to celebrate the 1,000,000,000 download, and it ends at that point, but it's just a random draw beyond that.

    3. Re:Nevermind I was wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seams less clear if you read Section 5. Sweepstakes.

      "The prize will be awarded for the entry (either through an app download or through the non-purchase online entry) sent immediately following the download of the 999,999,999th app. The potential winner will be determined by the order of the entries received. In the event that more than one entrant would be a winner based on the simultaneous timing of entries, one entrant will be randomly selected from those entrants as the winner. Each entrantâ(TM)s chances of winning are dependent upon the number of eligible entries received."

      Sure sounds like the 1 billionth download (or free entry form submitted in place of it) is the winner. Random draw only occurs if they have multiple simultaneous entries at that time.

    4. Re:Nevermind I was wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um... no. The prize goes to the person who makes the 1 billionth download, OR the first person to submit an entry form after the 999,999,999th download occurs (which ever comes first). It is most definitely not a random drawing. No purchase or download is necessary, because you could win by submitting an entry form in that magic interval. Seems pretty clear to me...

    5. Re:Nevermind I was wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It looks to me like after download #999,999,999, they're counting either a downloads or a non-purchase entry as valid. So you still only need one of either at just the right time. Go ahead and fill out the form, but don't bother hitting submit until it gets close.

    6. Re:Nevermind I was wrong by olddotter · · Score: 1

      I've always thought that the "no purchase" required line in these was a legal maneuver to keep the contest from becoming a raffle, and there by becoming gambling, which is illegal in most of the US. (Unless of course it is done by the government to increase tax revenues.)

  5. Re:Not the billionth downloader by esocid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You can also submit a form to enter without purchasing anything.

    plus some apps are free

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  6. Re:Not the billionth downloader by Diss+Champ · · Score: 3, Informative

    When you submit said form, it says you may enter 25 times per day. However, if you try to enter a second time it says you have tried to enter too many times in the same day.

  7. Sp3ll2ng Naugzteez! by mcrbids · · Score: 1

    MotherLoad implies a very heavy workload.

    Mother Lode means hitting the "main vein" of a gold or precious material mine.

    Oh, and since I mentioned Naugzteez, Godwin's law and all that...

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    1. Re:Sp3ll2ng Naugzteez! by Tetsujin · · Score: 2, Funny

      MotherLoad implies a very heavy workload.

      "A man may work from sun to sun, but a woman's work is never done..."

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      Bow-ties are cool.
    2. Re:Sp3ll2ng Naugzteez! by rthille · · Score: 1

      My mom said that to my dad. His response?

      "Poor planning"

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  8. Karma Chameleon by Boy George and Culture Club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Desert loving in your eyes all the way
    If I listen to your lies would you say
    Im a man without conviction
    Im a man who doesnt know
    How to sell a contradiction
    You come and go
    You come and go

    Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon
    You come and go
    You come and go
    Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream
    Red, gold and green
    Red, gold and green

    Didnt hear your wicked words every day
    And you used to be so sweet I heard you say
    That my love was an addiction
    When we cling our love is strong
    When you go youre gone forever
    You string along
    You string along

    Every day is like a survival
    Youre my lover not my rival
    Every day is like a survival
    Youre my lover not my rival

    Im a man without conviction
    Im a man who doesnt know
    How to sell a contradication
    You come and go
    You come and go

  9. The left one prize out: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    A big surprise in your next tax return.

  10. Re:Not the billionth downloader by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 2, Funny

    If Apple were smart, they'd make some ads about this, and play them on TV.

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  11. small return by Noone+Thirty · · Score: 1

    They're currently about 60 million away. And each of those downloads gets an entry into the drawing. So if they're giving away $15,000 worth of stuff then the value of an entry is *way* less than one penny.

    1. Re:small return by yermej · · Score: 3, Informative

      There's no drawing. The first entry received after the 999,999,999th - whether by purchase or the non-purchase entry form - is the winner. For serious. It's in the rules.

  12. So... what are you going to do with your $10,000? by BikeHelmet · · Score: 1

    So... what are you going to do with your $10,000?

    10,000 songs? :/

    Can that iTunes gift certificate be used for a new MacBook, or am I stuck with music?

  13. Re:So... what are you going to do with your $10,00 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't use the card outside the store or other hardware, right?

    Then... Legitimize my Kazaa, eDonkey, WinMX, Limewire, Uesenet, BitTorrent library.

  14. Cheating the system... by ChrisMounce · · Score: 1

    Seems like this would be pretty easy to cheat. Just make a bunch of repeated network connections to download a small, free app.

    I'm guessing you'd need to do more than just ping their servers, but it seems like spoofing a download would be possible, provided that they aren't using hardware-enforced crypto. It's similar to the DRM problem: how do you keep iPhone users from downloading apps yet still allow them to download apps?

    1. Re:Cheating the system... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a maximum of 25 entries per day per account.

    2. Re:Cheating the system... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use multiple identities? :)

  15. Taxes? by ThePopeLayton · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is apple willing to pay the taxes on all that for you? Seriously that gotta be at least 13K in prizes for which the US gov will want ~ 50%. Most companies offer people the prize or let then refuse it all together (this is what "The Price is Right" does). Most people end up turning down prizes because they can't afford to pay the taxes on them. Even if the person has the cash on hand to pay the taxes who is going to fork over 5K just to get a prize. Basically they'd be getting everything at half price. Apple knows this and is using the "prize" as just a publicity stunt..

    1. Re:Taxes? by vux984 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Is apple willing to pay the taxes on all that for you? Seriously that gotta be at least 13K in prizes for which the US gov will want ~ 50%.

      Depends entirely on your tax bracket. And if your tax hit is going to be 50% you can probably afford it. If my brother won it (as a grad student he's got more deductions than income) he probably wouldn't pay a dime in tax.

      Most companies offer people the prize or let then refuse it all together (this is what "The Price is Right" does). Most people end up turning down prizes because they can't afford to pay the taxes on them.

      How can they not afford to pay the taxes on them? Taxes aren't usually due immediately, you usually pay them when you file your annual return.
      In the mean time, they can simply flip the prize on craigslist / ebay for 75-90% of retail, and keep the difference. (Or sell part of the prize to cover the taxes...)

      Even if were due immediately, take out a line of credit, and when you sell, pay off the line. The interest cost will reduce your profit only slightly.

      Even if the person has the cash on hand to pay the taxes who is going to fork over 5K just to get a prize. Basically they'd be getting everything at half price. Apple knows this and is using the "prize" as just a publicity stunt..

      Duh. Of course its a publicity stunt. All prizes are.

      That said, its not bogus. If you win, you win stuff. Its not like those ridiculous '2 year lease on a car' prizes which, for most people are more hassle than they are worth. (Its pretty bogus to win a nice car "for a while" and then have to give it back or buy it. And what are they supposed to do with their existing car in the meantime?)

    2. Re:Taxes? by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      Is apple willing to pay the taxes on all that for you? Seriously that gotta be at least 13K in prizes for which the US gov will want ~ 50%.

      There's no 50% tax bracket, and AFAIK there hasn't been one for a long time. The current top federal tax bracket is 35%. You have to make over 164,000 to get even into the 33% tax bracket. (There USED to be a 39% tax bracket, but our last president eliminated that. Then we ran up a huge deficit. No correlation between the two, of course)

      I don't believe there's any extra tax on prizes, but I don't know for sure.

      I found my information here:
      http://www.moneychimp.com/features/tax_brackets.htm

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    3. Re:Taxes? by Ohrion · · Score: 1

      Oops, accidentally moderated this comment 'funny' instead of 'informative'. I missed! Anyways, posting this to cancel my mod.

    4. Re:Taxes? by crossmr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not everyone is american and the contest isn't just limited to America.

      If anyone in Canada wins they don't have to pay jack. Canada doesn't tax income from prizes.

    5. Re:Taxes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh, sort of.

      Parent isn't entirely wrong, and you're not entirely correct.

      In the United States (needed clarification), if you win a prize that doesn't involve some form of 'academic' accomplishment (Nobel Prize, Pulitzer, etc) or wasn't first handled by a government institution, then it is taxable income.

      Say, you win that car on TPiR and accept it, the parent company of the show will send you a form 1099 on January with their estimate of what the prize was worth. That amount is easily disputed, but the IRS does require that the fair market value of any non-liquid goods be applied to your taxable income.

      Cash, obviously, is applied literally without any debate.

      Your tax bracket doesn't have any impact on the rate at which a prize is taxed, directly. Obviously if the value of a prize will push you into a higher tax bracket it may behoove you to decline the prize as the increase in tax level may negate any potential earnings you get from flipping it on Craigslist (taxable earnings, btw).

      That does not mean that being in the $164,000 bracket will explicitly cost you %34 (or whatever) of the value of the prize. The only number that the IRS cares about on April 15 is Gross Adjusted Income.

    6. Re:Taxes? by Trogre · · Score: 1

      See, to me the concept of winners paying taxes on a prize is utterly insane. It means pretty much any non-cash prize is likely to become a financial curse to most recipients.

      One textbook example is this poor guy who missed out on a space trip because he couldn't afford to pay the taxes. Despicable to drive up someone's hopes like this.

      Where I come from there are still taxes payable on prizes, but the amount is payable by the drawer, not the drawee. Much much more sensible, IMO.

      But then again what do I know? I still think making customers pay to receive SMS messages is criminal too.

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    7. Re:Taxes? by NevermindPhreak · · Score: 1

      I thought tax brackets worked so that you were only taxed at a higher rate on the income above a certain number, and taxed on the lower rate at the income below a certain number.

      For example, say the tax rate was as follows:

      above $100,000, 50%
      $100,000 and below, 20%

      If you made $130,000, you would be taxed at 20% on the first $100,000, and 50% on the remaining $30,000. Therefore, someone making $100,001 doesn't pay roughly $30k more in taxes than someone making $99,999. This is obviously very simplified rules, but you get the idea from the example.

    8. Re:Taxes? by Sentry21 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've always found it amusing that in the US, you get taxed on things you win, whereas in socialist Canada, where our tax rates are *so high*, prize winnings are considered windfall income and are non-taxable. Thus, if you won this contest in Canada, you wouldn't pay any tax.

    9. Re:Taxes? by vux984 · · Score: 1

      You are exactly right. But I'm not sure what your point is relative to the prize winnings.

    10. Re:Taxes? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Its not like those ridiculous '2 year lease on a car' prizes which, for most people are more hassle than they are worth. (Its pretty bogus to win a nice car "for a while" and then have to give it back or buy it. And what are they supposed to do with their existing car in the meantime?)

      I'd love to have a nice car to drive for free for two years. I would drive it like it's stolen every minute, run the odometer right up to the limit of the lease right before I gave it back, et cetera. I'd sell my current car (on which I could make money, by driving it to someplace where they salt the roads before selling it) and then I'd buy another car when the lease was up. The money from the car would go into some other investment, maybe a car on which I could tinker for two years thus improving its value. But I guess not everyone is a mechanic :)

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    11. Re:Taxes? by NevermindPhreak · · Score: 1

      Because the AC said someone might want to decline the prizes because it would bump them up to a higher tax bracket -- such a thing would be a moot point, as they would only be in the higher tax bracket on the prizes.

  16. Just another stupid popup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are the one billionth person to visit this page! Click here to collect your prize!

    Something sounds awfully familiar about this ad campaign...

  17. Re:Not the billionth downloader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I ran into that too... I sent email to itunesonebillion@apple.com as directed by the official rules to complain. No word yet

  18. Re:So... what are you going to do with your $10,00 by Chyeld · · Score: 4, Funny

    By the time you get to the billionth download, variable pricing will ensure the card is only worth two songs, both sung by the Chipmunks (or alternatively, the Chipettes).

    I recommend "The Girls of Rock and Roll" and "Weekend In France, Italy, England, Amsterdam, Greece..."

  19. OMFG!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want to have Steve Jobs' baby.
    Without Apple, my life is meaningless.

    1. Re:OMFG!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're trolling on the internet. Your life is meaningless regardless of Apple.

  20. Does 'download an app' apply to upgrades? by j741 · · Score: 1

    I wonder if 'download an app' applies to downloading updates for existing apps?

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  21. Mistake on website by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It isn't the only error. I just tried their form for entry without purchase. They say you are "Limited to 25 entries per day", but on only my second attempt at entry it said, "You have entered to many times today".

    I'm not buying 24 apps a day. I don't even own a device to use them. Which is why I'm entering to win one.

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    1. Re:Mistake on website by Qwell · · Score: 1

      This is also in violation of the official contest rules (this is a "Bad Thing").

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  22. Re:Not the billionth downloader by Svartalf · · Score: 3, Informative

    What's interesting is the claim "(Limited to 25 entries per day)" on the form submission, but if you ATTEMPT to submit more than once, you get blocked with the site adding the following text to the form: "You have entered to many times today."

    Not only is it wrong, it's mis-spelled... Heh...

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  23. Re:Not the billionth downloader by icebike · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Just sign up for an Ebay account so you can sell off all this crapware to the fanboys in the event you win.

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  24. !billionth download by biased_estimator · · Score: 1

    "As of today, nearly one billion apps have been downloaded around the globe. So we just want to say thanks â" a billion. Download an app and youâ(TM)ll automatically get the chance to win a $10,000 iTunes Gift Card, an iPod touch, a Time Capsule, and a MacBook Pro. Just go to the iTunes Store, browse the App Store, and download your best app yet." Come on Anon, at least read what you're submitting.

    1. Re:!billionth download by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The prize will be awarded for the entry (either through an app download or through the non-purchase online entry) sent immediately following the download of the 999,999,999th app. The potential winner will be determined by the order of the entries received. In the event that more than one entrant would be a winner based on the simultaneous timing of entries, one entrant will be randomly selected from those entrants as the winner. Each entrantÃ(TM)s chances of winning are dependent upon the number of eligible entries received."

      Read the Official Rules more closely... not as clear. Sounds like it IS the billionth download.

  25. Re:Misteak In Titel. by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Ah, let's just stop arguing about symantecs, shall we?

    You're right, we can all agree Symantec isn't worth arguing about.

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  26. Re:Not the billionth downloader by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

    What happens if you try a second entry from a new browser session?

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  27. Mother Lode? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The lucky billionth downloader gets to walk away with a stash consisting of:

    * a MacBook Pro - Do Not Want
    * 32GB iPod Touch - Do Not Want
    * Time Capsule - Do Not Want
    * $10,000 iTunes gift certificate - Do Not Want

    How about just giving a cash prize, Apple?

    1. Re:Mother Lode? by saiha · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, those greedy bastards.

  28. More importantly... by denzacar · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Will those $10.000 in song certificates come from China?

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  29. Redundant? by Tihstae · · Score: 1

    I understand some of the prizes but why would they give someone that has an iPhone or an iPod already an iPod?

    1. Re:Redundant? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      why would they give someone that has an iPhone or an iPod already an iPod?

      As a spare for when the captive proprietary battery gives up the ghost?

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  30. By my crude calculations... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Assuming that timer is worth anything in terms of the real second-by-second rate, and that the moment I measured is representative of the daily average rate, both of which are probably ridiculous assumptions, I get ~128 seconds (suspiciously round binary number) for ~10000 counts.

    Assuming that remains constant and can be linearly extrapolated (also ridiculous), I get about 10 days and 10 hours (with ~70320000 to go and 78.125/second = ~900096 seconds) from now before a billion is crossed. So, early on April 20 or so?

    Someone aught to do a web page with a timer :-)

  31. They are NOT near a billion. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    They are still a full 70 Million downloads away from a billion. It will still be a while.

    1. Re:They are NOT near a billion. by goofy183 · · Score: 1

      so if you pull out their data feed it looks like they are selling over 300k apps/hour. If you assume 300k/hour that is less than 10 days.

    2. Re:They are NOT near a billion. by AaxelB · · Score: 1

      The counter is increasing at about 100 per second. At that rate it'll increase by 70,000,000 in around 8 days. Eight days is reasonable warning for a contest, I think.

    3. Re:They are NOT near a billion. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Far too much if you ask me. People will lurk until the last minute, at which time you will get effectively a DDoS attack.

    4. Re:They are NOT near a billion. by AaxelB · · Score: 1

      Right, but it works out best for them because of the huge mass of people who don't actually understand the contest and will download more apps now because they think they'll get more chances to win. Apple isn't doing this out of the goodness of their hearts, and a short DDoS on a single website of theirs in exchange for a boost in app downloads is an easy trade.

    5. Re:They are NOT near a billion. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Sure. But nobody will ever really know who the billionth downloader was, because the servers will be frazzled.

    6. Re:They are NOT near a billion. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      In the last 14 hours, it has been very close to 3 million. So, for the 68 million left, it works out to... about 14 hours. No doubt the rate will slow down overnight though.

    7. Re:They are NOT near a billion. by 75th+Trombone · · Score: 1

      They sort of do get more chances to win; if the winner doesn't respond within 48 hours, they randomly draw a name from all entries. If the winner is an app downloader, who knows if they'll be paying enough attention to reply? They may even think it's SPAM and delete the "You won!" e-mail.

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    8. Re:They are NOT near a billion. by gwait · · Score: 1

      Good point, the wording of the main tag line implies that very concept, where the official rules state the actual method of choosing a winner..

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  32. Re:Misteak In Titel. by egcagrac0 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    My mother was impregnated, you insensitive clod!

  33. Unfortunately... by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1

    The billionth download will be for the iFart which, after their loss in court will invalidate the sale. Since Apple will have provided some, but not all of said, "Motherlode" when this occurs, a litigation will ensue between customer 1,000,000,000 and customer 1,000,000,001 after the iFart app was remotely deleted retroactively.

    Pull-my-finger will join the fray as well, suing Apple for providing so much publicity for the now gone iFart and thereby disciminating against their valiant legal efforts. By bizzare coincidence it is discovered that both of the litigating customers are deaf and, on this single issue, join forces to sue Apple under the ADA for providing thousands of hours of music to which they cannot listen. These litigations end up dividing enough of Apple's legal team that Psystar is able to win a narrow victory allowing it to produce Apple clones at a significant savings to consumers.

    Since this coincides with the acknowledge of Microsoft that Windows 7 does in fact cause computers to literally, not figuratively, explode; the sudden upsurge of Windows refugees migrates to Psystar's cheaper alternative. This Golden opportunity lost, Apple tries to weather storm by moving the decimal on iTunes to the end of the 9 and hoping that no one notices.

    Alas for them an astute slashdot reader notices and in a display of real time new rarely seen before, or even since, it hits the front page within minutes of being discovered. Within even their own fondest followers now disenchanted, Apple finally succumbs, and only Psystar is left to carry what is left of its iBanner.

    And to think that all the millionth burger eater at McDonald's got was food poisoning.

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  34. Can you use the iTunes gift certificate. for mac a by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    Can you use the iTunes gift certificate for mac apps and apple hardware as $10,000 is a lot just for music and phone apps and I don't like today music.

  35. Nice try by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $10,000 iTunes gift certificate

    Retail value: $0.

    Lol.

  36. Is $10k gift certificate enough? by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

    Could you fill a 32GB iPOD touch with $10k worth of iTunes downloads?

    1. Re:Is $10k gift certificate enough? by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 2, Informative

      hmm

      Roughly

      (32 gb * 1024 (mb/gb) * 1024 (kb/mb)) / (60 (min/album) * 60 (s/min) * (256 kbit/s) / (8 kbit/kbyte)) * 10 ($/album) = $2910

      Yes.

  37. Why enter now?? by Rastl · · Score: 3, Informative

    Per the official rules:

    The prize will be awarded for the entry (either through an app download or through the non-purchase online entry) sent immediately following the download of the 999,999,999th app.

    So entering any time prior to JUST before the counter hits the magic number is completely pointless unless I'm reading this wrong or the counter is just there for show.

    1. Re:Why enter now?? by Frac+O+Mac · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The number the counter shows is just based on your system time.

    2. Re:Why enter now?? by andcarne · · Score: 1

      Isn't the publication of this contest somewhat misrepresentation? The excerpt from the rules makes it quite clear the prize will go to the person downloading after the 999,999,999th app, which does in fact make downloading anything now pointless. However, on the main page of the promotion, it says "Download an app and you'll automatically get the chance to win..." which suggests that each download you make now gives you an equal chance of winning when actually there isn't any chance now, and won't be until right before the counter ticks over.

  38. Official Rules: Don't have to purchase... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Timing. The Promotion shall run from 12:01 a.m. EDT on April 10, 2009 and ends with the downloading of the 1 billionth app (âoePromotion Periodâ). For purposes of the Promotion, the downloading of the 1 billionth app is considered to be either the downloading of the 1 billionth app from iTunes or the receipt of the non-purchase entry after the download of the 999,999,999th app, whichever comes first. Only entries submitted in this time period will be accepted. Sponsorâ(TM)s computer is the official time keeping device for this promotion.

  39. The ultimate geek dilemma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The lucky billionth downloader gets to walk away with a stash consisting of a MacBook Pro, 32GB iPod Touch, Time Capsule and $10,000 iTunes gift certificate."

    But I only run FOSS and non-DRM, you insensitive clods!

    1. Re:The ultimate geek dilemma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      if i won that .. i might become a convert to Mac :)

    2. Re:The ultimate geek dilemma by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      Install something else over Mac OS X and only buy music (which are now all DRM-free, but not movies and TV shows).

      There, all FOSS and no DRM.

      (I know you were aiming for funny, but still)

  40. Bugged Entry Form by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On my third entry of the 25 entry limit per day, I received the following error message:

    "You have entered to many times today" (sic)

    Hmm.

  41. Re:Godwin's Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    gammer nazis

    Godwin's Law only two posts down. That's fast. :)

  42. The App Store now has over 30,000 applications... by godrik · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... and ten useful one.

  43. Mod Parent Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    source

    BTW, no purchase necessary.

  44. Re:Not the billionth downloader by palegray.net · · Score: 5, Funny

    Still, I can just see some dude downloading an app, and up pops the flashing banner: "You're the billionth downloader! Click here to claim your prizes!"

    Poor guy would just snicker in amusement, as this ain't his first picnic...

  45. Re:Many apple users prefer... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    s/load/choad/

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  46. C programmer joke (sort of) by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    a litigation will ensue between customer 1,000,000,000 and customer 1,000,000,001

    What about customer 999,999,999?

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  47. Re:Not the billionth downloader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clear your cookies, then resubmit.

  48. Re:Can you use the iTunes gift certificate. for ma by Hanging+By+A+Thread · · Score: 0

    iTunes has more than just "today music" it has music from way further back than today. It also has music videos, movies, and episodes of TV shows..... seasons of BSG!

  49. Anyone, not the billionth by tedhiltonhead · · Score: 1

    It sounds like anyone who enters the contest between now and the billionth purchase could win, not just whoever buys #1,000,000,000. Headline should be changed to reflect that.

    1. Re:Anyone, not the billionth by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      For purposes of the Promotion, the downloading of the 1 billionth app is considered to be either the downloading of the 1 billionth app from iTunes or the receipt of the non-purchase entry after the download of the 999,999,999th app, whichever comes first. Only entries submitted in this time period will be accepted. Sponsorâ(TM)s computer is the official time keeping device for this promotion.

      The headline is fine the way it is. Seems like it only comes down to a random draw if there are simultaneous 'entries' just after the 999,999,999th entry. Entries outside of that window are invalid.

  50. How is $10K in iTunes the Mother load? by tyrione · · Score: 1

    I'll substitute a fully-loaded high-end Mac Pro thank you with all the other portions of this offering. That would be more impressive.

  51. 4 months is a long time to wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    right now it's around 932635000 and running at about 100 per second. That's 9326350 seconds or 3.8 months.

  52. HUH??? I am sleepwalking. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    Sorry, don't know what happened there. It is closer to 13 days, not 14 hours.

  53. EU residents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, guys, the promotion rules state that only residents of the US and Australia, Austria, Belgium, Canada (excluding the Province of Quebec), Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Luxembourg, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Portugal, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, or the United Kingdom are eligible.

    My question is, doesn't it infringe some EU directive as it leaves out some EU member states, hmm?

  54. Re:The App Store now has over 30,000 applications. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sounds like Windows....

  55. Million != Milliard by Barryke · · Score: 2, Informative

    To avoid confusion.

    Some might find this interesting, and actually is a common screw up in international media.

    USA en modern Britisch:
    10^6 : million
    10^9 : billion
    10^12: trillion

    Standard:
    10^6 : million
    10^9 : milliard
    10^12 : billion
    10^18 : trillion

    Among others, we in the Netherlands use the latter.

    FYI - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milliard

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  56. Re:Not the billionth downloader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My ex-GF had the same limitation.

  57. Re:Not the billionth downloader by markiv34 · · Score: 0

    25 entries in a single day you must be a machine to have that kind of a stamina. Just kidding would love to get myself the macbook pro with 256 GB SSD, Ubuntu is going to be screaming fast on that shit

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