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  1. Re:Eat my transistor on Researchers Create 4nm Transistor With Seven Atoms · · Score: 1

    I used them as 'nads to glue onto my Nazi Party action figures: Himmler, Goebbels, Hitler and Göring.

  2. Re:A word to the wise: on Ultrasound As a Male Contraceptive · · Score: 1

    Sex is the same. Better in fact, if you used condoms as contraception previously. Also, your wife knowing she can't get up the duff might make her a little more relaxed over the whereabouts of bodily fluids after the act.

    Semen consistency and appearance identical to before.

  3. Re:A word to the wise: on Ultrasound As a Male Contraceptive · · Score: 1

    With each other ???

  4. Re:Opinionated Article is Confusing on Why Google Needs To Pull the Plug On Chrome OS · · Score: 1

    ...is like selling a car based on the doors...

    Buick tried to sell the Opel based on The Doors.

  5. Re:it wasn't a distraction last year on Obama Calls Today's Ubiquitous Gadgets and Information "a Distraction" · · Score: 1

    Can you imagine any kind of protest on a college campus these days that would push for real reform? No, everyone's checking the facebook or watching videos.

    The revolution will not be televised.

  6. Re:Dental hygiene on How To Behave At a Software Company? · · Score: 1

    That's toothcare OCD, my friend.

  7. Re:baseball? on Gamer Wins $1M For Pitching Virtual "Perfect Game" · · Score: 1

    Gotta admit, that one made me laugh. Good work, AC.

  8. Re:Priceless on 15 Vintage Tech Ads · · Score: 1

    That guy was a Navin Johnson, tuna fish sandwich eating, with the crusts cut off, and a twinkie for dessert kind of Caucasian.

    "Sir....you are talking to a nigger !"

  9. Re:Unfortunate on EFF Assails YouTube For Removing "Downfall" Parodies · · Score: 1

    a != b, surely ???

  10. Re:Unfortunate on EFF Assails YouTube For Removing "Downfall" Parodies · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Weird Al recreates the backing track in his studio. The downfall parodies do not restage the scene with different actors.

    That's one way a is different from b.

  11. Re:So Google invented.... on Google Drafts Cloud Printing Plan For Chrome OS · · Score: 1

    Rule 34: Two girls, one CUPS.

  12. Ob: Michael Bolton on Google Drafts Cloud Printing Plan For Chrome OS · · Score: 1

    Printer A accepts letter size postscript and scales it to A4 (because that is what the printer has), printer B doesn't and stalls waiting for paper.

    "PC LOAD LETTER"....what the fuck does that mean ?

  13. Re:You're Not Like Me Nor Are You Stealing on How Many Hours a Week Can You Program? · · Score: 1

    How else do I get my requirements other than directly meeting the customer? That's part of coding unless you're leaving that up to some other guy to get (which is a horrible idea in my opinion).

    Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

  14. Re:Hollywood's growing obsession with dick on Hollywood's Growing Obsession With Philip K. Dick · · Score: 1

    [4chan] Dick's everywhere ! [/4chan]

  15. Re:No ads please on iPhone OS 4.0 Brings Multitasking, Ad Framework For Apps · · Score: 1

    It's iPhone 4.0 today and OSX 11 tomorrow.

    OSXI, surely ?

  16. Re:Don't Support Closed Systems... on Apple iPad Reviewed · · Score: 1

    The iPad (and the iPod Touch before it) are net-aware appliances, not general purpose computers. There are still plenty GP computers around for those who want such things; the iPad's existence doesn't change that in any way. Horses for courses.

  17. Clean porn ? No thanks ! on Final Decision Deferred On ".xxx" Domains · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Backers of '.xxx' have billed the proposal as a way for the adult-entertainment industry to clean up its act,"

    Personally, I'd prefer if they kept the acts nice 'n' dirty.

  18. Re:So? on What You Get When You Buy a $40 iPhone In a Bar · · Score: 1

    Well, I got the reference even if no mods did.

  19. Re:Theater Chronicles of Riddick sucked because... on New Riddick Movie Made Possible By Games? · · Score: 1

    That's pretty much how I felt about Event Horizon. Sci-Fi turned thriller. I was getting into it, right up to the end.

    Event Horizon could have been great. The truly spooky horror elements, the sci-fi elements, and one of the coolest spacecraft engines in the history of cinema. Yet they fumbled it so badly, it's one of the most disappointing letdowns around.

  20. Re:I'd love to see... on The Wii Laptop · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the idea, Bro' !

    Slinks off to program up Wii Knitting and make a fortune !.

  21. Re:Real Answers on The iPad Questions Apple Won't Answer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I could see my mother using one.

    Your mom's so fat, you'd need a frickin' satellite to see her.

  22. Re:DOOMED I say... DOOMED! on Verizon Blocking 4chan · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Over 9000 people have confirmed it !

  23. Re:Nope on Police Want Fast Track To Get At Your Private Data · · Score: 1

    "No-one makes jokes in base 13".

  24. Re:Summary is wrong; idea is worthless on De-Anonymizing Social Network Users · · Score: 1

    (Oh, and please stop mocking those of us that takes basic security precautions.)

    [Nelson Muntz] Ha ha ! [/Nelson Muntz]

  25. Re:Best comics on "Calvin and Hobbes" Creator Bill Watterson Looks Back With No Regrets · · Score: 2, Informative

    Artists who have a long, strong career, and never jump the shark, often live in a bit of a bubble

    Michael Jackson was known to put a bit of himself into Bubbles.