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  1. Re:Misses the point on iPad Is a "Huge Step Backward" · · Score: 2, Informative

    It only plays video from the apple store

    Not true. You can upload any video file through the iTunes app, so long as it's in the right format for the iPod. It doesn't have to be purchased through the iTunes Music Store.

  2. Addiction Wars: Conquest of Serotonin on Interview With the Founder of a Video Game Rehab Clinic · · Score: 5, Funny

    So do what everyone else does in these institutions.

    In this case, they hold role-playing classes. People get to give themselves a new identity for the duration of the treatment. They are then encouraged to refer to the other patients by their new names.

    They aren't allowed to bring in money from the outside, but they are given gold-coloured tokens which they can spend at the tuck shop for food, or they can go to the costume room and spend it on clothing accessories. If they save up enough tokens, they can spend them on keys to hidden rooms at the centre where they can learn the secrets of beating addiction. They can also buy weapons to further aid them in their epic quest for freedom from game addiction...

  3. Re:Because It Makes A Mockery Of Everything Held H on 75% of Linux Code Now Written By Paid Developers · · Score: 1

    They couldn't possibly compete with the Million Eyes ensuring bugfree open source software.

    "A pile of shit has a thousand eyes." - Teddy Duchamp.

  4. Re:Great, still doesn't fix the Houston problem. on The Year of the E-Bicycle · · Score: 1

    drunk monkeys

    I LOVE this company !

  5. Re:Gran Duke Nukem Turismo... on Gran Turismo 5 Delayed · · Score: 1

    Crazy Taxi was available on PS2, too.

  6. Re:Gran Duke Nukem Turismo... on Gran Turismo 5 Delayed · · Score: 1

    I had a spectacular moment in-game the other night, where in a Class A race, I went into a corner with a fraction of a second's lead over the second placed car, noticed him trying to pass me on the outside in the corner, thought "he's going way too fast for this" and then found out I was right, as he spun off the track. Things like that don't happen often, but they do mean that if there were a racing-game AI equivalent of the Turing Test, Forza 3 would come pretty close to passing it.

    Seen this a few times myself. Sometimes I act as 'navigator' when my daughter plays the game and have had to tell her a couple of times to believe in her own tactics rather than treat the AI as if they're all perfect drivers. We've seen some aggressive AI drivers inching ahead of us then getting into difficulty on the corners as they try to maintain that lead. By playing a bit more cautiously (whilst keeping the pressure on), you can take advantage of their mistakes.

    Yes, the circuit is alive with real competitors.

  7. Re:Gran Duke Nukem Turismo... on Gran Turismo 5 Delayed · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Those series have historically struck a pretty fine balance between realism and fun. The entry curve on iRacing is pitched just a bit too high for me.

    Wot he said.

    The closer you get to a perfect simulation of the real world, the quicker the fun aspect goes downhill. I even found GT4 to be 'too real' and sold it on after reluctantly coming to the realisation that while it looked gobsmackingly good, playing it just wasn't very entertaining.

    Forza 3, OTOH, has proved to be a winner in our house. The grind/reward balance is just right, you can casually pick it up and advance your career in 10 minute chunks, and it looks great, too. If you want a harder challenge, you can fine-tune the driving aids to make it more like driving a real car.

    I can imagine that some people want a 'Guitar Hero' that requires as much skill as a real guitar to play but I suspect the learning curve would just make it unapproachable for the general gamer populace.

  8. Re:Used "a program" ? on Droid Touchscreen Less Accurate Than iPhone's · · Score: 1

    The "true and" is redundant in your while statement.

  9. You're in the Movies on Details On Natal's Motion Capture Technology · · Score: 1

    We were given "You're in the Movies" for the 360 for Xmas. It samples the background scene before calling you up as 'actors'. This gives a FAR better detection/tracking performance than Eye-Toy ever did. You no longer have to light your living room like a professional photography studio to play a simple goddam casual game.

  10. Re:the school district model on IT Workers To Get Fewer Perks, No Free Coffee · · Score: 1

    Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice right, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?

    Jimmie: Knock it off, Julie.

    Jules: [pause] What?

    Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.

    Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...

    Jimmie: No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?

    Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...

    Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?

    Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.

    Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?

    Jules: Why?

    Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!

  11. I was offered one of these in an e-mail today on Apple Orders 10 Million Tablets? · · Score: 5, Funny

    10 tablets for $15. Only available in blue.

  12. Re:Mohamed Atta or GW Bush on Steve Jobs Crowned "Person of the Decade" · · Score: 1

    9/11, imo, wasn't that big of a deal.

    On the contrary, I think 9/11 yanked the carpet from under our feet. The idea of using a passenger jet as a missile, combined with the concept of suicide bombers, was unthinkable to most every westerner (myself included). It was a 'game changer'.

  13. Re:Big problem with online polls... on Steve Jobs Crowned "Person of the Decade" · · Score: 1

    The Nokia 1100 is THE most successful cell phone ever, with over 200 million units sold. The iPhone has sold roughly 1% of that figure.

  14. Ob: on The Chinese Route To a Web Free of Porn · · Score: 1

    Chinese pr0n == Cream of Sum Yung Gai ?

  15. Re:So That Takes Care of Wikipedia Then? on The Chinese Route To a Web Free of Porn · · Score: 2, Funny

    paying people per site to find 'pornographic' sites

    I think I've just found my dream job description.

  16. Re:Clones should be abhorred on Treading the Fuzzy Line Between Game Cloning and Theft · · Score: 1

    If we didn't have what you called "cloning" which was rampant in the 80's, we would be still using Wangs for word processing.

    I'm pleased to announce that I use my wang for something completely different these days.

  17. Re:Of course it is. on Is Linux Documentation Lacking? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Welcome to Slashdot !

  18. I am not an alien on Shedding Your Identity In the Digital Age · · Score: 1

    What IS poutine ?

  19. Re:Gold has better weight/value ratio on Shedding Your Identity In the Digital Age · · Score: 1

    25.000 euros

    If you had that much saffron, people might think you were a spice baron.

  20. Re:until storm/nightfall/eclipse hit on Solar-Powered Plane Makes Runway Debut · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah, all day and all of the night.

  21. Re:The hiss is where it hides on Can We Really Tell Lossless From MP3? · · Score: 1

    By the time you get to your final stereo mix, 16 bits is good enough for anyone.

  22. Re:The hiss is where it hides on Can We Really Tell Lossless From MP3? · · Score: 1

    So you mean excellent frequency response and clarity, with a low SnR and dynamic range?

    Why would you want a low dynamic range ? In this case, bigger is better !

  23. Re:Distributed Post! on Pirate Bay Shuts Down Tracker, Switches To Distributed Hash Table · · Score: 3, Funny

    Goddamned leecher !

  24. Re:Go! on Google Under Fire For Calling Their Language "Go" · · Score: 1

    I think the next big programming language should be called 'F-U' and be pronounced...

    Will somebody port a compiler to the Atari ST ?

  25. Altair IV on Epic Releases Free Version of Unreal Engine · · Score: 1

    Full freedom would be to have a hyper-intelligent oracle that produces a completely bug-free and perfect implemention of any software idea you can imagine, with infinite resources behind it and available to everybody instantly and with no cost.

    A civilization without instrumentalities ?

    Yes, but the Krell forgot one thing - monsters from the Id !